My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 239 - 'HOUSE OF THE DRAGON' EPISODE 9 RECAP
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Hey My Mom's Basement listeners, you can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Thank you. Hello and welcome back to Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon edition,
with Clem and KFC back from the Stepstones.
They fought a losing battle at the Stepstones,
but they're back with full attention on House of the Dragon
just in time for the penultimate episode.
I'll throw it over to you guys first,
since we haven't heard from you for a while.
How are we?
Better this week than last week, Kev.
I think that's fair to say.
I believe Nick said it best.
He said last Sunday was KFC's red wedding between the Mets,
his boy Corliss, and then Adriana Cechik breaking her back.
That was an absolute –
It was all in one day.
Right, Kev?
They come in threes.
It was all in one day.
It was crazy.
It was tough.
That was my red wedding for sure, man.
It's been a couple weeks.
I'm back at it.
Happy to be here.
Big time moment in what I thought was going to be an otherwise kind of like,
this is the penultimate episode.
This is when it's always supposed to happen.
And I was waiting and waiting and waiting, and we fucking got it.
We did.
Nick, what did you think?
I thought it was awesome.
I'm glad that the beast beneath the boards.
I was like screaming at the TV the whole time,
and I'm just going to do a little beast beneath the keyboard right here.
We got a little dragon over here.
Oh, my God.
That's adorable.
If you're not watching on YouTube, you have to for the cutest puppy I've ever seen right now.
A little brisket the brave.
The dragon wings are a little big here.
I'm going to pop out real quick because for that bit, I got to go put her back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think Nick got that dog today.
I'm pretty sure.
Adorable puppy.
If you're not watching on YouTube, you should be.
I think that puppy was born like yesterday.
That's the smallest puppy I've ever fucking seen in my life.
Clem R.R. Martin back in the mix.
I love that we've got Clem R.R. Martin back.
It just feels good.
I had an eye patch,
but I couldn't find a wig.
So you boys took care of the, the,
the people,
the blindos camera,
at least I have blindos there.
You guys have that covered for me today.
All right.
My dog,
he lasted longer than I think anybody would have thought.
I thought he was,
I thought he was counseled by episode three and he makes it to nine,
like an absolute gangster.
So goodbye.
Well, made it to eight, really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you weren't here for that.
And you also got to see the death of someone named Beesbury in the beginning.
Lord Beesbury.
Unfortunate.
Someone in the chat said right before we went live, I hope everyone pours one out for Beesbury.
I agree.
That guy was great.
A little Abe Simpson himself.
He was just trying to do the right thing.
He was like, wait, what are we fucking doing here?
And that Sir Kristen, man, what a fucking cock that guy is.
Dude, just watch the Dark Knight.
Said he wanted to see a magic trick.
He's just a dick.
He's just a fucking dick.
He takes everything too goddamn serious everything's
way over the fucking top it's like you don't need to just be killing cracking skulls man what a
fucking asshole you are he's a guy that bar still upset about his high school girlfriend dumping him
and won't he's like i dated the cheerleader like and just won't shut the fuck up about it like he's
the worst he's gonna ruin every nice character for us in this show and all the other
future throne shows like oh he's gonna be like sir kristin that fucking asshole we're not gonna
like we can't love again now he's ruined love for us because we were all in on the sir kristin train
after episode one and two or whatever and it's all gone to shit and how about the fucking uh
the other guys on the high council or whatever and they're like no no no one's going anywhere
as there's you're just worried about blood just dripping on you from the guy's fucking eyes.
That's wild.
The first dude who sits at the head of the table, when he came back and sat down,
he's kind of looking at it all uncomfortable.
Like, we're just going to do the conference call with the fucking bloody paper?
Okay.
All right.
Is everybody unmuted on Zoom?
Let's go.
Yeah, and I thought that was going to be the
most uncomfortable scene of the episode but lord laris brought us a much more uncomfortable one
later on so uh let's get right into this episode it's the green council obviously you've got four
guys here who have dedicated themselves to team black and say fuck team green but this is an
episode full of team green shit team green politics we don't even
see reinera and damon in this episode uh you see kid walking around right away kind of being sneaky
tells an adult something allison's in tears she's like oh wait what they know what how is this
happening allison tells otto that the king wanted agan to be king that was his dying wish and they're
like oh fucks they hold this big meeting to tell everyone the king's dead and everyone at the high council's like all right let's put you know order
66 into place or whatever they've got the plan they've got everything filed away they're like
just pull out the strategy book and she's like wait what you you guys were waiting for this we
were going to do this anyway even if this wasn't his wish i don't love that and they're like that's
kind of what you had to do obviously as i mentioned I mentioned, Lyman Beesbury stands up.
He's like the king.
I've known him longer than any of you.
I'm 60 years old.
He never would have said that.
So, no, I'm not going along with that.
Kristen Cole slams his head into his little track ball, whatever that is that they put in there.
And they just stay to finish the meeting.
Like we said, disgusting.
Our poor guy, King Viserys.
This guy, you know viscerous
the peace which by the way i like that name like it doesn't really it's not the conqueror or
anything but i like to think like clem the peaceful is what i would be known as in the
barstool community right i hope that's that's how i'm viewed this poor fucking guy was like
no my daughter's gonna be the queen she's gonna succeed me she's gonna succeed me and then he
just on his deathbed he kind of is a little loopy and he fucks up his entire plan his entire plan because he had like
a little bit of a weird dream before he died it's it's if that isn't viscerous in a fucking nutshell
and all the people around him are fucking up with the plan he laid out i mean r.i.p and peace my
dog but fuck man that is peak viscerous. Fucking everything.
And stop having so many different names.
This all could have been fixed if everyone wasn't named Aegon.
Every third person in the show is named Aegon.
You're either Arena or Rhaenyra or Rhaenys or fucking Aegon, Aegon, Aegon.
I guess it makes sense.
Everybody would have kind of had the same name, same family and shit.
Well, could we switch it up a little bit, George?
Jesus Christ.
Now I want to see Egon from Ghostbusters in the show.
Isn't there a fourth brother named like Amor or something that like, I think they announced
they're like, I know we haven't shown him yet but also
he's gonna be important but like let's take out a couple days before we do that
unbelievable so otto says to reynira that or otto says to everyone that reynira and her family will
have an opportunity to pledge obedience to the the king to the castle and everything and if they
don't do that we're gonna kill him basically um
the lord commander lays down his sword he's like listen you guys figure this shit out i'll come
back when there's a king that's not my job description that's my guy that is the only guy
i can throw a capital g on and know that i'm not gonna regret it by episode 10 that guy's the only
one fuck this shit fuck you sir kristen and fuck
anybody i'm done with this whole shit that's this series barrison selmy the guy who like gets fired
by joffrey after the battle of the black water and then it's like all right i'm gonna go hang
out with daenerys and like team up with her and he is like he's given those vibes but 20 years
younger where we're gonna be able to see him crack some
fucking skulls.
Yeah, that's true. Cause we never got to see him do it.
He was a little watched. He was younger,
I think in the show than he was in the books.
Cause he was kind of like trash by that point. That's yeah.
I know you're going to somehow get fucked by this.
This show has taught me one thing.
Every guy we love completely fucking ruins us.
It's honestly kind of, let's just pull the bandaid off that.
It's like the 2022 match where it's like all our guys are like,
he's going to come through game three.
He's going to come through with us in Atlanta.
And they all fucking let us down.
Two weekends in a row.
Otto and Allison have to look for Agon now because he's going to be the next
king in their eyes.
They're like, we're going to elect this guy king tomorrow literally we're going to get this going quick so
nobody could challenge it but he's nowhere to be found nobody knows where this fucking guy is
he's not fit to be king it's very obvious throughout the entire episode that he's not
fit to be king because nobody could find him we see the sister again his wife she says again the
beast beneath the boards blah blah blah we're like beast beneath the boards this bitch or witch we
don't know what she is yet.
Sir Eric is sent after Aegon as well.
Alicent sends Kristen Cole after him.
The Rick and Ross twins of Game of Thrones.
We got a full search party this episode.
Everyone's just looking for Aegon.
That's basically the whole episode.
It's just like, where's this fucking guy?
We got to elect him president.
I think it's so funny how this whole world is determined just by like what what the king said like just no no he said he said the other he changed his idea
he changed his mind so we're doing it you know obviously it's like you're gonna rule by force
and like and that's what what decides it but it's funny that you know the whole thing is just like
well what did the king say he wanted to happen and And then and then that's how you know, that's where we go.
There's no there's no like process set in place.
There's no like written documents.
There's no witnesses.
It's just like he said so.
He called dibs.
So now we're just going to put it all in motion.
It's fucking crazy.
There's no.
And I guess you got to think that, like, the people don't know what the fuck is going on.
They're not hopping on Twitter. There's no fucking newspapers. It's just like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. They're not hopping on Twitter.
There's no fucking newspapers.
It's just like, I don't know.
You guys tell us.
Who's the fucking king?
We don't know.
We don't know what's being said behind closed doors.
So the whole fact, the fact that this whole shit is just like, what did he say before he died?
It's wild to me.
And the best part is how they got into power and how the power is passed down.
It's like, I guess at least in Westeros,
it's like that guy's great-great-grandfather had fucking dragons.
They murdered everybody.
And now these are the only guys that can control dragons.
So they're the kings.
I understand that.
But then I'm thinking the real world.
I'm like, how the fuck were kings just like,
there's a billion peasants who are just like,
please give me a piece of bread.
And these guys like, ah, maybe, but I want to be king.
It's like, oh, whatever you want, man. How the fuck is this like in real life, a real thing, right? It's like, please give me a piece of bread. And these guys are like, ah, maybe. But I want to be king. It's like, oh, whatever you want, man.
How the fuck is this, like, in real life a real thing, right?
It's crazy.
At least those people have dragons.
I kept thinking about just being one of the people in the realm that has to go to the coronation the next day or whatever.
And you're standing in the crowd, and they're like, the king's dead.
And you're like, oh, fuck.
And then they're like, and here's the new king, Aegon.
And you're like, oh, wait, I don't know if that's who we thought was gonna be next so what's going on here and like they don't like
you said they don't have news they don't have twitter they're just like i i don't think that's
am i going crazy is this the mandela effect like everyone in that crowd must have been like what
is happening right now did a bunch of other people die we're not sure like you just i think he said
the king died but i'm not sure it's like what is this even yeah they're like ah it's why she's blonde that's probably who it was they should have probably going nuts
they should have showed otto and he's like listen you 20 guys i need you on that crowd and you start
clapping and the other idiots will start clapping when you clap it's like retweets and likes it just
shit goes viral those stupidest stuff ever you see other people like it so he's like i need 20
clappers out there and that 20 clappers will get 20,000 clappers because they're all going to fucking
be lemmings and follow the crowd.
Fact.
Remember the Trump
inauguration, that woman who fell to the
ground and just screamed?
We need the Game of Thrones
version of that. Here's your new king.
Thank God.
If Reynos didn't have a dragon, didn't have something up her sleeve,
that might have been her only move.
Yeah, right.
Yes.
I really wish they had a scene, though, before Alicent is, like, crying and upset.
And I wish they were like, this little boy found the king.
He's that.
It's like, are you sure?
He looks like that a lot.
Like, did we double check?
Because they were hanging people immediately when, like, this this guy's look we thought he's died every single episode
six how to like send somebody besides the kid to make sure and then start hanging all the people
that you that are going to back when you're my lord my lord the uh four guys from game of stools
say the king is dead those fucking morons have said the king is dead 800 times,
and we've only had eight episodes at this point.
What the fuck?
They don't know what they're talking about.
They go on one kid.
Kids don't even know what death is at that age.
What the fuck are we talking about?
No.
There's hanging motherfuckers.
Any kid that looks at him is going to be like, that guy's dead.
He's dead money.
He's missing an eye.
He's absolutely dead.
I just keep thinking back to the Nate Bargatze horse bit,
the moving a dead horse bit.
You've seen it.
You know what I'm talking about.
And you may appreciate that.
It's one of my favorites.
A-Gon took A-Mint to a whorehouse when he was 13.
The day he turned 13, we hear the story.
And he said, and I quote, time to get it wet.
What do you think about that, boys?
Dude, that guy is one fucking, he is a gnarly dude.
He is a grimy fucking guy.
And what does this mean when we go there and they say he's not here?
It doesn't matter if you are.
Sorry to cut you off.
No, you froze for a sec.
I don't know if you were still going.
Go ahead.
I was just saying, it's just funny that whether it's, you know,
10,000 years ago when they were protecting the realm
or if you're like in the SEC frat boy at the party.
Like, time to get it wet, bro.
It plays.
It'll play then, it plays now, and it'll play till the end of time.
Time to get it wet, dude.
And what did this mean when they said he's not here,
he's much less discriminatory?
I,
oh,
I think that,
I took that to mean
he,
he fucks like everybody
and everything
so he doesn't have to be
specifically at,
I thought that was like
the nice whorehouse
or the nice spot to party
and it's like,
oh,
you can catch him
on the other side of town.
Like he fucks anybody
and everything.
Because I think they said
they were in like
something of silk, the streets of silk or something. Yeah. I think that's more the the other side of town. Like he fucks anybody and everything. Because I think they said they were in like something of silk,
the streets of silk or something.
I think that's more the ritzy part of town.
He's fucking people in flea bottom.
He doesn't give a shit.
Yeah.
He's driving.
Yeah.
I was hoping it didn't mean,
cause we go to the place where the kids are fighting next.
And I was like,
does this mean he's a fucking pedo?
Like I thought they were going.
Yeah.
Okay. I'm glad we were all on the same page with that. i don't think that's what they meant though yeah no i don't
think that's what they meant right i would not be dressed like this fucking guy if he wrote those
words into existence and he's like yeah this is just what agon did i would not i would cancel
george rmarner would get canceled immediately i don't think we're that far we're like one half
step away from that.
But even just having the fighting, the fight club, the little kid fight club,
where they file their teeth down and sharpen their nails.
Like, what are we?
They literally took the details of a cockfight and were like,
let's just say that kids did it.
He's putting up like.
And you see like the kids with the nails, like as as they're fighting clawing each other's faces and shit it was hard to watch uh you see otto tell everyone that they
must now pledge to the future king if they don't bend the knee they will be arrested we do see
people actually arrested for doing this uh they do stumble upon that and And Aemond tells Cole, I should be next in line for the throne.
Like, dude, look at me.
I'm the one studying the history.
I know everything about war.
I'm the better swordsman.
Everything about my resume says that I would be better fit for king.
But obviously, he's not next in line.
He's not the firstborn.
So we already get little inklings of he's power hungry.
Like, this is what I'm saying though.
It's like,
if,
if there was a true set process,
then it's like,
it sucks,
man.
It can't be you.
But because it's just,
what did the guy say at the last second?
Then why can't we just make it this guy?
Let's,
this guy would be good.
He knows what he's doing.
He's got that,
that,
that,
that,
that face too.
That he's got that face.
Like,
I don't give a fuck about you.
He always, you know, like that don't give a fuck about you.
He's got that lip plumper.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I also said last week
that yes, he's got one less
eye now, but that one eye is doing double
the work. Every time I cut to him, he's like
staring at the crown like that.
It's like, all right, dude, chill out. You're creeping me out
now. He is a creepy character too.
He's going to be a big time issue especially with the with the mental issues that
going to a horror house at 13 you brother telling you time to get it wet gives you and i we didn't
get to say this last episode because we were in on obviously kfc and i amand for those of us on
team damon those of us on you know team blacks am us on Team Blacks, Amon is going to be a problem.
He's showing off those sword skills.
Like you said, he rides the biggest dragon in all the land.
He has the motivation to fucking become the king.
And he just – I fucking like him.
Is it all right to say that I like him?
But I'm not rooting for him, but he's a good fucking character.
He stole the biggest fucking dragon.
It's cool.
He's like a 5-2 player.
He's got, got like everything covered.
I think if it wasn't,
he has no like real likability,
like,
you know,
to him,
but nobody gives a fuck about that in this world.
It's not,
it's not about like,
he has a sympathetic factor of going back to when he was a kid and he's
just getting bullied.
So we have that there.
I do.
I think he is going to end up being somebody that i end up really liking in
this show just even the little things in this episode like he kind of like hints that he thinks
cole's a bitch which i'm a big fan of i'm like all right all right if you think it too i'm like
you're you got the right thoughts here they also hinted agon having bastards all over the realm
kind of reminded me of you know when robert baratheon we hear he has a ton of bastards all over the realm kind of reminded me of, you know, when Robert Baratheon, we hear he has a ton of bastards all over the place.
And it's like, Oh, well that throws everything into a muddy water situation.
Yeah.
I don't think we've seen anyone in flea bottom or just walking the streets
with, you know, fucking platinum hair, but except for these fucking bastards.
You can see that little kid there, that kid might be a good fucking fighter
though. I don't know if it's a problem.
I'm kind of like, I'm kind of like i'm kind
of like looking i was like eyeing them up like who would i bet on in this fight if i had a if i you
know i wanted to go responsibly bet on a kid fight you know kid fight clubs could sell that's all i'm
trying to say in a different fantasy world so i'm gonna say it's very you know what it's good that
you said it dressed up as george rr martin the costume is actually so good if people if they
take that out of context people will be like, yeah, George always says stuff like that. A girl comes up to Eric
and Eric and says, I know someone who knows where Aegon is. The white worm would like a word with
the hand of the king himself. Everything that we've heard about the white worm thus far from
the people that have read the books and everything that comes to the high council in our chat every week.
They tell us the white worm is going to be a problem.
Unlike we've ever seen before.
That scene was unbelievable.
That scene was so cool.
The way that she ran that shit was awesome.
That was,
that was like,
it was like,
I'm just reminding you that like,
I'm allowing this to happen.
Like this could have been fucking, we could have handled this in a fucking heartbeat.
That was some bad bitch shit.
We've talked a lot about Littlefinger and Laris and the similarities between them.
But the thing you forget about Thrones is there's a lot of people that are making their ways with little whispers.
And obviously Varys was a big part of that.
Or even people from – what's the the uh the south part what's the southern
place uh where our boys texas do not fuck with texas uh no let's where where's the viper from
i'm blanking that's dorn dorn dorn it's just like just little whispers and shit like a little
politic and stuff uh i i love the the white worm worm. I didn't realize people are saying she's going to be a big part of all this.
I don't know if she's going to be a big part, but she's going to make big moves, it sounds like.
It's all like – it's just about like information and networks and favors and knowledge.
And like that was her whole scene being like i could crush you like
a fruit fly but you know i could have i could have wiped your boy out but i'm allowing him to live
and so you know if she could remember that she's like remember who got you there yeah like if she
could have him done then you know what else could she have done i mean she could have fucked your
whole plan up and she's honestly like surprisingly like high school as you say that like the person who has all the gossip in
high school they're the social climber they're the one becoming friends with people it's all
about the whispers yep so not to jump ahead too much but she didn't die was that twyla not twyla
that's the shit's great ty ty tyla yeah the house that got burned down i thought he was like cut off
the head i didn't know what that was when he said cut off the head i was like is that auto is auto
the head of this that's what i i don't like because auto's letting it go that's what he was
saying he's like your dad's letting this happen but i think she she's stopping the information
network that's leaking
things to the city which would have been the white worm so i took it as that he burnt down her house
not necessarily i mean we didn't see her burn when we saw it like uh the shrongs burn they showed him
um i think we definitely would have seen it if she died yeah i i can see like i don't know if
this is just uh laris playing a bunch of sides
and being like oh yeah look we burnt down the house here's a body and then like next season
she pops up again or something but i definitely thought it was her house that got burnt down
i was thinking it was talia or whoever the handmaiden is and that was kind of the main
quarters that was on fire but i was i never was like is she i said to my wife actually go is she the head because it feels like they're talking about someone who's
bigger in all this so i i was kind of lost with you too dick i don't know if uh the um the high
council here has it but yeah i was i was in the same i think the high council seems kind of split
i think a lot of people thought it was her some a lot of people thought it was, is it Tyler or Twyla? People think, yeah, the handmaiden
possibly. Yeah. And how
about the fucking white worm? She's like,
listen, I could have killed your heir to the throne
that you guys have, you know, done all this planning
on, like a fruit fly. And meanwhile
they're sending guys named Eric and Eric.
Same fucking names. Two
bumbling fools. Like she has, she's
so much more ahead of these guys.
It's fucking comical.
And then he gets smoked by Sir Kirsten right away.
It's like, what are you guys even fucking good for?
I thought at least you were going to be nice with the sword.
Like, you were going to be, like, unstoppable.
You guys are just fucking nobodies.
If my brother left me fucking hanging.
Yeah, he was like, peace.
He even says, eric like i'm not just talking to myself fucking come down here they pointed that out in the after the show too so
you know that's like a big part of their dynamic going forward because i feel like when they talk
about it on the after show they're like really hammering home to the viewers like this is what
we were trying to you know put forth there i uh i gotta admit i missed the after show i was trying to put wings on a dog
respect yeah the king is wrapped up in a carpet allison talks to rain sx for her support and i i
love the line that rain is as where she's like uh he got big time cuckolded she's talking about
someone someone basically says that like from the millmore cartoons
rainis then flips the script on her she's like all right you're gonna imprison me
well i'm gonna make your entire mental state go into a mr crabs i don't know where i am
by saying the words did you never picture yourself on the throne immediately see you
see the look on her face like oh fuck she's. She's like, I could have done that. That sounds nice. Yeah. Like I said last week, the Cersei vibes.
You see that Cersei face come through where it's like, wait a minute,
I could be on the throne too instead of just telling my stupid fucking sons
what to do.
I didn't know that was an option.
And I liked her line too when she said, you don't want freedom.
You just want to build a window in your prison.
That was a great line.
Oh, that's fucking cold.
She was spitting bars on that one.
And basically, yeah, I mean, she is, in my opinion, prison that was a great fucking cold he was spitting bars on that one and basically yeah i
mean she she she is in my opinion the most intriguing character of the whole season the
way that she's like seen all this before basically went through it herself got fucked over knows the
you know the gender dynamics at play like when you know she's like you're still just doing all
the you're doing whatever the boys tell you,
you know, you think you're in, you're,
you think you're in some position of power and you're not at all. I,
she to me is like the most,
she does the most with the littlest amount of camera time and lines and shit.
Everything she says is, is killer.
Just her facial expressions too. You're like, Oh, she's cooking something up.
She could have went in on her too. She'd been like, like listen your boys are out jerking off outside of windows and meanwhile
what are you doing you're fucking that corpse of a dude for a thousand years that who just refused
to die you should be on the throne she really went out of there but she just left that little
breadcrumb and it's like i'm gonna let that shit fester in your brain. Oh, the best. I honestly think if you had to choose
coolest character from episode one to nine,
I think she might be the coolest character we've had.
Well, by the end, especially.
It's Elena Tyrell 2.0,
and everybody loved her the first time around, too.
You give an older, saucy chick
some killer lines
and make her not give a a fuck and it's like
a recipe for her i mean people love that shit i also loved allison like trying to like still
walk out of the room with her head held high being cool she goes i'll leave you with your thoughts
it's like bitch she's leaving you with your thoughts that's what's happening right here
you got mousetrapped hey allison you didn't even know that the entire fucking high council was
putting your son on the throne.
You were too busy fucking gallivanting around.
You guys were doing this for me this whole time.
That reaction, she's like, wait, what?
I mean, the fact that those guys were like, okay, like, you know,
let's put like Operation fucking Aegon into play.
We've been doing this for weeks now.
Like, how dumb are you?
You don't know any of this shit's going on?
And she's like, guys, guys, the king said Aegon could be king.
I was like, yeah, I don't care what your dead fucking
dead vile bones in your room is.
He's dust right now. We had this shit.
There was emails going on for months.
We did meetings nightly
about this shit. You guys had no clue the entire
time. Shut the fuck up, Allison.
Aegon is found by
Eric and Eric after that meeting with the
White Worm. Another thing about the meeting with the white worm another thing about the
meeting with the white worm that i loved when she sits down and right away she's like i'm sorry for
your loss and he's like fuck it you fucking knew that too how do you know that like you have all
these scoops right now just showing her hand because there was a fucking candle lit in that
tower that was awesome yeah so cole and amand attack once they're found like we said eric and
eric kind of one leaves the other i don't know which one was which once they're found. Like we said, Eric and Eric kind of one leaves the other.
I don't know which one was which because they're fucking Eric and Eric.
I don't have a clue.
And then they go back and Allison tells Otto that she realizes she's just been a piece in his chessboard this entire time.
She's like, what the fuck?
I don't want to make this sacrifice with Rayneera.
Let's send her some terms that she's going to have to agree to. And we'll move on with it.
My son's going to be anointed tomorrow.
And take the name of the conqueror.
He's going to get the fucking dagger that we all love.
And that's that.
It's like, all right.
That's the door, too.
She's stepping up.
Yeah.
Blackfire, is it?
Blackfire with a Y.
You got to say it with a Y, too.
That makes it extra cool.
Yeah.
I, like, Allison being surprised by all this it's like
yo bitch like you were a fucking kid from the beginning you've been a puppet
like the whole fucking time
she and rainier were like knees there was gonna like this, this like showdown between the two.
And then like,
as the,
as the season goes on,
it's like,
Alison,
Alison is always like 10 minutes late.
She's always like,
wait,
what?
Or she's crying or she's like,
she just,
she knows she doesn't anticipate anything.
She's Donnie.
Of course I killed her.
That's what we do.
We kill people.
Shut the fuck up,
Alison.
I could just hear. Yeah. Of course I killed her. That's what we do here. We kill people. Shut the fuck up, Allison.
I could just hear Walter Sobchak saying that to me. Shut the fuck up, Allison.
You can't just water her to a conversation and ask what the fuck is going on.
Oh, yeah.
She's doing it now, too.
Like, we'll just, you know, don't kill him.
We'll just have them promise that it's all okay.
Like, no, bitch.
This is not how it goes and listen allison to any
of the allison fans out there if allison's watching the actress whoever the fuck this we're not like
criticizing you as much this is coming from someone i don't know anything's happening at
barstool until either dave tweets it someone on reddit writes something or it just gets announced
like i was like oh shit we're gonna be on serious radio that's awesome kev did you know that you're
like yeah we've been doing this for a very long time.
It was kind of a big deal for all of us.
I'm like, oh, shit, I had no clue.
So I am like the Allison of the poor people.
So I am not criticizing you at all, Allison.
Can you believe it?
God damn.
Are like about, like, I mean, if you watch the show and you're like you like those guys
you're a fucking loser dude
like I've never seen a
less likable
group of characters for fans
like to actually exist for those guys
blows my mind
the Suns are going to be the saving grace
I think
they're the only cool people on Team Green the Suns
really just the one son right now.
You're out of your element,
Alison.
Like her and,
uh,
and fricking sir,
Kristen.
It's like,
I don't care who else is on your team.
Those guys weigh you down.
Big fan of Helena.
That girl just spouting witchcraft and predicting the future.
I'm okay with her so far.
She's the Luna Lovegood of this series.
She's just running around saying weird shit and somehow is going to be important later on.
All right, boys.
We got to talk about that scene now.
Laris sits down with Allison and he tells her there's some spies in the kingdom and I've got some more information.
But you're going to have to take those socks off first and queen allison queen let me let me let me queen allison this is the queen fucking takes her socks off and she pays him in feet pics that's
what she does and he continues and then worst of all like, all right, let's get this over with.
She turns around,
she puts the feet up on display.
Like this episode was directed by Quentin Tarantino.
And this guy whacks off to him.
Unbelievably uncomfortable.
I was shouting Tarantino the entire time.
You know,
he's got a weird dick too.
You know,
he's got a club foot.
Oh,
I didn't even think about it.
This is,
but if, if let's Get It Wet is timeless,
so are foot pics, man.
Guys have been about to feed
since the fucking
Seven Kingdoms, man.
That was, she was so
matter of fact that it almost
became a comedy scene for me.
She was just taking off her shirt.
All right,
here's dog.
Oh,
shit.
Like,
I couldn't believe it.
She was so casual.
I was like,
how many times have you,
is this like a Monday?
Like every Monday we meet for tea and feet.
Like,
what is,
what is,
what is this?
It seemed like it.
It seemed like,
yeah,
that was an arrangement.
Yeah.
I'll give you some info, but you you know that's for this little piggy and that's for that little
piggy and you only get the right foot if you tell me this and that's crazy make him get roast beef
allison make him get roast beef a lot of people leading up to this in a couple episodes mentioned
her talking to him in like kind of a derogatory way.
It always seemed weird, but it was
just a little slighted
where
do people know what's going on?
People are like,
he tells her a lot of shit and does
stuff for her, but he also
jerks off to her feet.
It's so bizarre.
Bizarre is the right that is that character he is he is an all-timer man in a matter of just a few episodes he went from like the weird guy i
don't know about to like oh wait a minute maybe this guy he's like the guy who's running the
whole show to like oh no wait he just jerked off the feet never mind i don't know like you can't
be you can't be club Clem created the club.
Yeah.
You guys want to hear a little secret here from Clem R.
I'll tell you a little secret about this guy.
They call him the club foot.
It ain't about his foot.
It ain't his foot.
That's the club.
I'll tell you that much.
Is that the first time we've had jerking off in Westeros?
I feel like I don't think anyone else – No, out the window.
No, get out the window.
What am I saying?
Of course. This is the second time we've had masturbation just in this series like I don't think anyone else... No, out the window. What am I saying? Of course.
We've had masturbation just in this series.
I don't know. Do we have any in the original
Thrones? I can't remember.
I'm sure.
Come on.
At some point, yeah.
I used to think that
Laris was going to be
a major player in a way,
but if you're just about tootsies like that,
like he's got too much of a vice, you know, like, like he could be like,
I'm going to be King. And then it's like, go over there in the corner.
There's a girl with her, with her shoes off. And he'd be like, okay,
nevermind. You know, he, he's too, it's, it's too much of a weakness now.
So fuck that guy.
Blair in the chat says this guy would pay for Jackie
to yell at him.
That's what I just
thought about.
My girlfriend also said
this scene was shades of Roman
and Jerry from Succession.
And I thought that as well.
When you're like, oh my, when she starts talking dirty
to him and degrading him, and you're like,
oh my god, I'm to puke right now.
That little fucking boy.
All of a sudden, Club Clubfoot is a whole other place in my mind now.
Club Clubfoot was this kind of secret, cool place.
Now it's just a bunch of feet pictures.
It's basically an OnlyFans, like an early iteration of OnlyFans.
I think the Club Clubfoot tagline is time to get it wet.
A member of the Kingsguard goes and sneaks
Reynos out. Was that one of the Eric or Eric
brothers? That was one of the
Erics. I believe it was with the A.
I think it was Eric
with an A, so I'm going to call Eric
with an E, Evil Eric.
He's the one that left him.
I'm hoping that's the right way to mix them
up but yeah we gotta figure something out nick fucking calling which twin that i can't tell the
difference i don't even know anything about them that's subtitles baby subtitles that's true by
the way how long did that fucking like looking for agon last was it days was it was it hours
and what was his plan one day day, maybe? Like 24 hours?
They just pull him out of that, like,
I don't even know what he was inside of.
He was hiding under a table type thing?
Yeah.
In the middle of the town?
He was just going to stay there
forever? That was in one of the
septs. It's not the Sept of Baelor. It's whatever
existed before it.
I thought for sure he was going to be, like, tied up.
And it's just like, no, I'm hiding underneath the table because I don't want to be king.
Like a little kid.
You've got to be with the gay guys going to Essos.
Yeah.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, you should have hopped on their boat.
Shows up.
You guys.
There's crowds in every direction as Reynos is trying to get out, though.
So she decides, all right, you can't fight the crowd.
I'm going to walk with the crowd.
She goes into where the coronation is going to happen.
Aegon and Alicent talk on the car ride over, the little carriage ride over.
Gives them black fire.
Everyone packs into the sept, one of the septs.
Wait, let me just say before that just passing over that the car ride
over this was his billy madison moment like this is billy madison in game of thrones like when he
when she's like do you love me and and he's like you imbecile i i mean he he is billy madison to
a t i almost want him to go, Eric? You said Eric?
Eric?
I mean, this guy just all time sucks.
And they're trying to turn him into something he's absolutely not.
He's got to go back and redo like King School before he's ever fucking fit to run the realm.
When she was like, you imbecile.
I was cracking up, man.
She's like, I'm just so fucking sick of you, you idiot.
You don't know what's going on here.
It didn't look like he even wanted to be king, and then she's like, oh, wait, you get this sweet knife. He's like, oh,
shit, I got a knife if I'm king. No, I'm in now.
Give me the fucking crown. I'll rule
the fucking kingdom of millions of people.
I'm like, this guy is the fucking pits.
He's the pits. And last week
we said the king's entrance was
shades of the undertaker. Like, the
dong went off he started
walking down the aisle but this week we get a straight up wrestlemania level entrance with the
whole crowd there the kings come in they hit the horns like the beginning of the spongebob song i
started laughing when they hit the horns and then they all do the swords up for him and you know put
him down as he walks through and the whole time he's walking through i'll be honest boys i'm saying all right we got 10 minutes left in this episode it's the penultimate
episode we know something big is going to happen but he's got tears in his eyes we know he doesn't
really want to be the king i thought he was going to walk up there take fucking black fire and slit
his own throat in front of everybody did you guys think that at all i thought that in the car like yeah or in the ride on the
way over i thought he was gonna be like i just i i thought he was gonna do that but he doesn't he
he accepts the coronation you know they they put the crown on his head the crown that everyone's
worn the conqueror's crown he takes the name it's a big thing everyone does that weird like
i all right i guess he's the king yeah that that clap and then the beast beneath the boards
shows itself boom huge dragon we're like we don't know what dragon this is at first there's so much
smoke and that was part of the coolest like the the visually the smoke is one of the coolest
things because you just see little glimpses of the dragon and then you finally see it's
rainis riding in on her dragon and her dragon is so badass looking
i i didn't know no i didn't think it was her and i should have because she does walk down like you
see her get out of there well yeah that whole time she was you know in the like pretending to
be a normal person i guess that should have been pretty obvious but uh i i did not like like there
was that moment and then there was a second reveal where I was like, Oh fuck.
I didn't see that either.
I thought it was gonna be Damon or some.
Yeah.
That's I, I spotted the, uh, the, the dragon pit.
And I knew, I was like, I know that the dragon pit has to get destroyed at some point.
And the fact she, she kept being like, I want to get my dragon.
And they're like, we can't.
And it's like, Oh, but the entire crowd's going there.
Cause at first I thought maybe they're going to the sept,
but it,
that sept wasn't big enough for all of them.
So I was like,
all right,
we're finally getting this.
Uh,
I did think for a split second,
it was correct.
It's just because it is also that like red color.
And I was like,
are they just have,
is this a twist they're going to do?
I'm glad they kept it with Rainier's,
uh, or Rainis, uhys because her totally suited up.
Had time to throw on all the armor, too.
Looks like a badass.
You know what?
A real, real tough moment for anybody in the crowd who happened to be standing in the middle of the coronation
who just got absolutely fucking rocked by a dragon
crushing through the boards. I mean,
I don't know if that's enough to kill you. Probably a couple
boulders falling on some people. Oh, yeah.
I mean, that dragon, too, with the spiky
head, too. It had, like, Legion of Doom
spikes on it. Oh, yeah.
The spikes. The spikes will get you,
too. I didn't feel bad
for the people that got killed
when Cersei blew up the set
because it's like you kind of were going for that and that was like a shitty the the um high sparrow
was kind of a prick and if you're going to something he invites you to you deserve everything
that comes to you those people are going for the coronation of the king like you could probably
get like killed if you didn't go for that right so they got completely fucked man all-time interest
i don't think any of them knew what they were going to either. They were like, they were just on their way to do shit.
It's like, oh, crowd, what's going on?
That's what I'm saying.
You better remember that.
All these people are like, you know, just trying to find some like bread to stay alive.
And then some, you know, some knights come over and they say, get the fuck over here.
We're doing a coronation.
It's like, okay, whatever, man.
I'm dying of cholera.
I don't even know what's going on.
Like, whatever, dude. Next thing you know, it fuck you're on top of a dragon because he
works through the goddamn ground yeah my kid fights at three today i gotta be there for that
i love this comment from matthew grohl i thought the same thing he looked like a
dilophosaurus from the ones that spit the fucking uh the the acid yeah way bigger that's exactly
what that guy looked like i thought the same yeah he he gave a scream that was like hey we're not
gonna dracarys you right now but this is a scream saying we're going to war you just that was a
great war the way she she like winced and closed her eyes allison yeah because i i didn't think
i didn't know what was gonna happen i was like are they
about to flame these motherfuckers and they're all just done or not and then when she then i
figured like no it's not happening because it would have but then when she winced and closed
her eyes i was like that is you know right what like we saw that with the home girl who when she
was pregnant and giving birth like that was the same way you're about to get your cars and then
when it was just a scream I don't know if it was
like more badass or less like
I do think Allison and
and Raina
like
you gotta just fucking kill people bro
you can't
no half measures man no half measures
if you're gonna play this game you gotta
just flame people like
they even said it in the in
the after show they were like that would have ended a war like now there's gonna be a full scale war
so even if you are about like being the righteous you know king or queen doing what's best for the
realm like flaming these four people is actually probably the the right move so just fucking do it
i'm gonna just i'm gonna keep that in mind if i ever have an opportunity i'll be like i'm gonna people is actually probably the right move. So just fucking do it.
I'm going to just keep that in mind. If I ever have an opportunity,
I'm going to stop a war by just
killing whoever's in front of me right here. That is my
pledge to you guys, everyone in the chat,
everyone listening at home. Your boy Clem,
this is probably going to be the best thing you've ever done.
You don't got it in you, Clem.
You're one of those guys who you don't want to be the guy
to do it. You're Clem the peaceful.
You want it to happen, but you don't want to be the person to do it. You're Clem the Peaceful. I'm Clem the Peaceful. You want it to happen, but you don't want to be the person, you know,
taking the dagger out at the end.
Shit, that's actually true.
I would be the guy that would get killed by the dragon.
I wouldn't even make it that far to even have the chance.
By the way, that is, Kev, you know what this is like.
I don't know about Nick and Robbie,
but it's the all-hands meeting at a corporate, like, thing,
and no one knows what the all-hands meeting is.
It's like, are we getting laid off?
Are we getting, you know, acquired by someone? And someone and then it's like oh the king is dead they got they got that
dropped on them at the same time king is dead and here's the new king double fucking whammy and then
by the way there's a beast beneath the boards that's gonna fucking end a bunch of people's
lives that's gonna turn this into Woodstock 99.
It's the Black Fire Fest.
Yeah, no, it honestly was.
And it was a great ending to the episode.
It obviously sets up a huge finale.
I don't know if you guys stuck around for the little teaser of the finale,
but it looks like shit is going to go down and we're going to get dragons fighting.
We're going to get dragons fighting?
I didn't see it.
I had to hop on. Oh. Anybody who watches...
Anybody who watches, like, legit TV shows
know that, you know, the penultimate episode,
the penultimate episode is always, like, the one.
And to do that with no appearance from Damon or Rainiera
or any of those guys, like,
they didn't fucking not on the screen one time and
it's still delivered i will say if it wasn't for that moment that episode like they just dragged
out looking for damon uh agon the whole fucking time yeah which you know when you know you've got
the ace up your sleeve and you're gonna do that it's fine but the first you know 55 minutes i was
kind of like all right we get it like what are we doing here um but so yeah no
damon none of that and still to have it be like oh shit that i mean we'll see what happens with
10 but that was the best moment of the season i think for sure yeah i love this comment in the
chat from candace she just says new king looks like my chemical romance she doesn't clarify a
member or anything just he he looks like the band. I agree.
All of them
up there could absolutely...
I'm going to Photoshop guitars out of their hands.
It's going to look exactly like him.
Yeah, the Black Parade style.
The eye patch, everything.
As we go to war,
like what you just said, they look like
My Chemical Romance. I am not
impressed with anything from Team Green, man.
I think that they're all like – I think the queen is like too soft.
I think Aegon is a fucking bum.
The only – Eyepatch is the only guy who has like anything.
And I feel like he kind of hates his own team.
Meanwhile, other side of things dragon
damon and i'll chop your fucking head off in a heartbeat like i don't even see how this is
going to be like a a real war but i don't know maybe otto's got some some aces up his sleeve
but i just feel like it should be like black over green no problem it does feel like it does feel
like it should be black in a in an absolute bloodbath i
guess they have the realm on their side but like you said you know what i have another sports
analogy that i thought of but amand he's almost like barry bonds on like the 2001 giants it's
like he's the fucking he's the straw that stirs the drink there's like you know jeff kent in there
too you know kind of teach their own but that is the dude that i'm scared of and if i can get
around him and he kind of like you said he hates his own team like barry bonds i feel like hated half his fucking own team
hated everyone else so i could kind of see how that could fucking how he could help them win
and then he's the one who kind of like is the reason for their downfall too because then he's
like fuck you agon i want to be king and you suck unreal it's a great episode also since the last time we spoke since the last time we did this
i went to a kevin smith event and i wrote a blog about it and then kevin smith quote tweeted that
say he liked the blog and invited me to an event with george rr martin himself it's on november
3rd right pretty much right after the finale is going to air and everything so i'm going to be in a room with the man himself at uh and you know smodcastle cinemas yeah you know that double r is just
buzzing these days because the jets are a fucking real football team maybe that'll get his juices
flowing maybe you should make a bet and be like listen georgie boy the jets win you know nine or
more games 10 games you got to fucking finish the book what do you say pal
let's get it going well you know what made me laugh as i looked at the event description and
if you buy a vip ticket which is 75 it comes with a signed copy of george's new book which is a
visual history of the targaryens and i'm like you can't say new book
uh but yeah if you're in jersey like you could actually go to that event buy tickets and you can't say new book.
But yeah, if you're in Jersey,
like you could actually go to that event,
buy tickets and everything.
I'll be there.
Hopefully maybe I get a second with George for a quick game of stools
content thing.
But I wanted to bring that up just as kind of a crazy thing.
Do I go as George?
Should I go?
Is that weird?
As the person you're actually,
that would be so funny.
I don't know if he's ever seen that before.
Like I I've seen tons of comic-con shit. You're the first person I've ever seen dress up as George R so funny. I don't know if he's ever seen that before. I've seen tons of Comic-Con shit.
You're the first person I've ever seen dressed up as George R.R. Martin.
I think, yeah, we should do it.
What is the hat?
It's a Greek fisherman hat, according to Amazon.
I just put in George R.R. Martin hat, and it comes up as a Greek fisherman hat.
Unbelievable.
It is.
You look like you could be like, if that hat were yellow you you're right on
the cover of a fish sticks box yeah any predictions before we get into uh like next week i mean it's
you know i think it should be green team green should be fucking wiped out like that but i mean
obviously they're not gonna be because that's just not as interesting.
Am I not, like, seeing something?
Like, what do they have?
What is their – like, they're running scared.
Everyone who's badass is on the other side.
I think they have the edge with dragons.
They've got one dude who kind of fights.
I think Vhagar is twice the size of any other dragon, so I think we're going to see Vhagar wipe out a few of ours.
Yeah, I think he's going to make
a light work of some shit.
You think next week, as soon as next week?
I could see them doing that going into
the next season because, yeah, right now it's like
a total wash and to
get a little fear on our side,
I still think
I'm here for my boy Damon.
He's fighting for like himself though like
I feel like he
if anything he's like I don't have
a team I'm gonna I'll fucking burn
Aegon just as quickly as I'll burn
Damon you know like
I don't give a shit
I can definitely see in the middle of the battle him just
like fucking killing his brother or something
or like I think it'll be more I could definitely see in the middle of the battle him just like fucking killing his brother or something.
Or like over there.
I think it'll be more like, you know, he needs calling for help.
Like, dude, get Vagor and bring him over here.
And you'll see him just like fly away like he's doing on your own or shit.
Oh, yeah.
No, I don't think I don't think Vagor's making it to season two.
I'm hoping not.
I think the biggest difference between the greens and the blacks is I think the greens are going to learn more quicker that you're quickly that you're going to have to do full measures where I think the blacks are still going to do the half measure bullshit because
they're kind of like not realizing it's a war I think when a dragon roars in your face and your
mom always gets cooked alive you're like all right we're just gonna have to kill these people because
they are the end now so because I'm with you It feels like it should be black minus, I don't know,
175 in the Barstool Sportsbook.
And it's not going to be that.
It's just not going to be that easy.
That's the one thing we know about Thrones.
And it's going to be the most fucked up,
disgusting ways we could have never seen coming because George R.
Martin is a sick freak.
What I don't get is if,
so she flies to Dragonstone she tells rainier they're coming
her last move getting suited up breaking through the fucking boards and and doing this shit she's
like gonna be part of the war right so why wouldn't you just flame them i just don't get it like you you can't pull that move
and then not do anything especially like if she did that and then for some reason was like fuck
all you guys you you never gave me the throne you never gave me the respect i deserve i'm flying to
essos i'm done with all this shit it would make sense or whatever it would i understand it to
then go to rain era and be like let's get ready for war it's like so you're gonna fight in this war and you could have just fucking
stopped before it ever happened but you didn't have the balls to just poof get rid of them was
that in the preview for next week that she said that yeah yeah okay all right well that i because
i was also wondering is she just gonna fly and be like reynera this just happened everyone keeps
saying i want to be queen i don't want to fucking be queen i just want to and be like reneara this just happened everyone keeps saying
i want to be queen i don't want to fucking be queen i just want to chill and like i'm fucking
off yeah like because she's been saying that the whole time they're coming for your children or
some shit it's like yeah and it's guys like otto that fuck everything up like allison was very cool
just being like reneara is going to be the queen when the king dies everything's fine and then he's
like no she's going to kill your whole family and you know it's like once you start saying you know blade to your kid's throat
yeah those are the kind of people him the club foot um i don't know if there's really anyone
on renera's side that's kind of there's nobody worse there's nobody like on the other like with
with queen reina would be like all right i can't flame them because, you know, we'll lose this guy and this kid who like don't – you just fucking probably crushed three dozen innocent people with your fucking rocks.
But you're going to spare these assholes who are jerking off to feet and all sorts – you know, that whole team is a bunch of scumbags. And you're willing to blow up a whole fucking, you know, coronation.
But you won't just kill the bad guys?
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, I had to shout out someone, too.
They said it in the comments earlier.
They said, oh, you know, open the door.
The dragon can't get out of Lizard Torso.
It's like the fucking dragon.
They can blow the door on fire.
Not a problem. Also, I wanted to get this take out this week.
Laris is just Kaiser Soze.
And at the end of the show, when everything is all said and done,
they're going to be interviewing him about the events of the series.
He's going to tell everyone the wrong thing and then walk away.
He never had a club foot after all.
That would be cool.
If they just said, fuck fuck it it's the usual suspect
that'd be awesome i i so i i was trying to figure this out and kev or robbie or nick the valerians
because i don't really i think this is going to be our hot our last highlight of them right for
for at least the mom corliss is dead or i guess he's like really fucked up still? He's dead, I think. No, so they mentioned this episode
of like he's incredibly wounded,
possibly mortally, which makes
me think like, oh, we all
freaked out last week. Your brother
got his head taken off for nothing.
Oh, someone DM'd me this week and said
like, you guys missed out. They said he was dead
last week or something. And I was like, oh, damn, I guess
I missed it. I know they said he was like mortally
wounded. Guess he's not dead. That guy was that guy was wrong yeah they were like the super will take
over and all that shit but i don't think it was like an official yeah no it still hasn't been
official yet i don't think so my question is to you is the valyrians is this a fair comparison
they are the 90s supersonics sean kemp g, Gary Payton. Fucking awesome, highlight reel
kind of shit. They had their moment in the sun.
They faced the Bulls that one year.
Didn't win at all, but
they fucking made things move.
The only other one is I said
the early 2000 Chargers
with LaDainian Tomlinson, Antonio Gates,
Phil Rivers. Didn't win the big one,
but put up fucking numbers.
I have warm feelings in my stomach thinking about the valerians just all the valerians in general
just like that that whole fucking that whole squad yeah cool uniforms cool hair cool they look cool
right out of everybody out of everybody is the look all the house sigils and all our sigils
right we say that all of the the styles, they are the most,
you know
when you see them, you know exactly what they are.
The badass throne, too.
They had a good throne.
It's like an old pirate ship or something.
And I get down with the water. I think it's cool when you
own the seas or whatever. That's cool.
Yeah, the sea snake, great.
Great nicknames, just like the Rain Man,
the Glove, great nicknames with those old Superstar teams.
That's about it for this episode, boys, unless you guys got anything else.
The one thing that I did see, which I am excited about,
just looking forward to next season, Henry Cavill is coming in, it seems like.
So they haven't announced who, and the theory right now is that there's going to be a flashback
to Aegon the Conqueror,
and we're going to get him with that sword and crown that we saw today
fucking shit up, which would be like...
Because I don't know if I like him coming in for a full series
because he's just going to look exactly like he does in The Witcher.
I was going to say, it's The Witcher.
This is literally The Witcher.
Yeah, so I don't
want him for all of that. I would
love to get like a 5-10
minute Aegon conquering
Westeros.
Like, they all
keep glazing over his
sister wives. Just marry two sisters.
A little.
Everyone's just like, his sister wives. But I would love. A little. Everyone just like, they're sister wives.
All right.
But I would love to see him in that role.
But I think that's officially been announced that he will be on board next season.
Wow.
I like him.
Kind of piggybacking off of that, I blogged it, I think, last week.
George R.R. Martin says, to tell the story, the full story correctly,
there's got to be four seasons, 10 episodes each for 40 episodes
total, which I think includes this, so three more
after this one, which feels like
the perfect amount of time, right? I feel like
we'll get our whole Targaryen thing and then we're going to have
other spin-offs and series to
bounce off of. There's going to be
time jumps. There's going to be a lot of shit going on,
but I'm more than fine doing this
three more seasons. I mean, if they want to do more,
just listen to George. That's basically the bottom line.
Maybe not as much foot stuff and guys beating off the feet.
All the other stuff, like, listen to him.
That was a really weird scene.
Unless they were, like, really trying to establish something about Laris
that, like, it's a little over my head.
Like, it was kind of weird, right?
It was just like, and he jerks off to her feet.
Okay.
That has great meme potential now that I think about it.
Oh, yeah.
The way she was just putting her feet up.
Like, here's one, here's two.
That shit killed me.
That was so fucking funny.
It was in a comedy scene.
It was great.
Did you think she was going to lift up more of the dress?
At some point, they're like, oh, no, he's good.
He's good below the knee.
He doesn't need anything else from the queen right now.
I was amazed by that.
Then he he was like, no, I'm good.
Robbie, do you want to do we talked to Super Producer BC?
He would say maybe do like a little Allison versus right now.
We'll do like a breakdown kind of where we stand before episode 10, which I think is going to be the explosive one.
Right. Yeah, I think so.
Look out on the YouTube channel for that.
We're going to try to put together like a Tale of the Tape video almost before the finale.
We have to figure out our dragons, our armies, our houses, where everyone stands, and we'll
try to get everything going, maybe set a line in the Barstool Sports, but for the next episode.
Yeah. All right.
Thank you to everyone for tuning in yet again,
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