My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 265 - DISNEY RECAP/THE MANDALORIAN CHAPTER 18/THE LAST OF US EPISODE 8

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

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Hey, My Mom's Basement listeners, you can find our episodes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube, and Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, and welcome to My Mom's Basement, presented by 3C and Barstool Sports, and welcome to the Disney Boys edition of My Mom's Basement. It's Robbie and Clem. We're not only going to recap our trip to Galaxy's Edge and Disney today, but we're also going to talk about the Mandalorian Chapter chapter 18 the minds of mandalore which oh my god that's not on the back burner well it kind of is while we talk about disney but it doesn't deserve to be there because it was tremendous clem how we feeling people were hyped after their mando and people were hyped for the disney boys the disney's boys had a great time i don't know if you guys could hear in the voices or see it on the youtube got two weathered folks podcasting right now. We're hurting right now.

We're hurting bad guys. Two days, man. One day at Disney in the parks. One day we did a Universal. Just me and Robbie. We became the Springfield Boys for a little. Hit up some Hogwarts, Jurassic Park. We dabbled in the closest thing you'll get to Marvel Land In Universal

But we're both Feeling it right now so you guys I can hear it on your voice for sure I just feel like Dave says like a noodle That's how I feel today We're in noodle brand I'll try to avoid us making any sharp left turns

And just rambling about nonsense But I can feel that could be the issue And I was also told by my wife like a week ago. My wife like she's like, oh yeah, by the way, when you come back from Disney, both kids are going to be off from school

that day. So you're going to have them. So they're upstairs. We might have an AJ appearance on the podcast as we sometimes do when his iPad stops leeching his brain cells from him. So we're hurting, but we had an absolute fantastic time. I hope the video really follows through just how fun it was. And it was a blast, man.

It was everything I hoped and then some, right? Absolutely. Shout out, Dave. Big shout out to Dave for funding the whole trip and everything. And two other shout outs I want to make right off the front about the Disney trip itself. One, Aussie Dave, our VIP tour guide. This guy was the absolute man. I think Ken Jack said he was like an encyclopedia of Disney knowledge, and he was correct about that. He had fun facts about every ride, telling us how much the animatronics cost, telling us when they put the ride in, when they're going to take it out, when they're going to replace it, this, that, the next thing.

Awesome, awesome dude. I also wanted to shout out Austin. Like a lot of people that watch the videos didn't see Austin in the videos because he was taking all of them. And what people didn't even realize a lot of the time he's taking two videos on two phones, like a vertical for social, a horizontal for the video. And he was also having a blast. I tried to keep checking in with him. Like, dude, are you having fun? Like, is this awesome for you too? And every time he's like, yeah, dude, I'm in fucking Disney right now. This is amazing. He was a Star Wars guy too. So he was enjoying all the Galaxy's Edge stuff.

Those two, I was like unspoken heroes of the day. Well, for now, unspoken. When the video comes out, I think Aussie Dave's going to steal the show. Oh, a thousand percent. Aussie Dave was incredible. You said he did all that stuff. G us the fun facts, kept it loose. And we do it with an Australian accent. It makes it like 50% better or more fun,

or you're just kind of just in the mode. So that was great right off the jump. And then the fact Aussie Dave, it's like he has a nickname right off the bat. Yeah. And Austin is just – And, you know, I think it's a lot of Austin's life is he has to be Dave's like guy. So he's behind the camera a lot. But he is like the perfect just vibes guy.

He's just there. He's cool. He's happy. And when you're just BSing shooting the shit when the cameras are off or whatever, he's just one of the boys, one of the fellas. So I'm a big Austin fan. And I haven't really got to see him that much other than when I stop in the office to say a word or two. So that was a great time. And remember, this podcast is brought to you by 3G. Of all the things in life,

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make you fail a drug test. So make sure you use it responsibly. Go to 3G.com, promo code BASEMENT15. 15% off your complete order. Aussie Dave. So I imagine, so the VIP tour, for people who don't know about it, it's like $750 an hour to have a VIP tour guide take you around. Minimum seven hours, by the way. Minimum seven hours. So you're looking at five grand right off the jump, right?

They take you to whatever parks you want to go to. If you want to go to one park, you want to go to all four parks. They can take you wherever you want. They'll pick you up at your hotel, drive you to everywhere. And you kind of like hit the guts of Disney to get to places. Yeah, you don't go through the front main gate. And the funny thing is about our boy, Aussie Dave, is that he had never really heard of poor

dave portnoy barstool i never heard of boss stool you know he's trying i'm gonna have to work on my aussie accent yeah in case i try to impersonate him here uh but i think a few of the other people in his like vip tour guides after he had started was like dude you got this guy dave portnoy and i could see dave as the day went on aussie dave Dave was growing to realize that Dave Portnoy has a draw on people. So an absolute blast. And I have a shout out. I got gifted a tour for my trip in a few weeks. And I have a tour.

I get to book a tour. And I'm like, can I book O.C. Dave? Because he was such a goddamn delight. I think he's going to be the absolute star of this video. Because that was the other thing. So he didn't really really know about he didn't know anything about barstool if we had like a stoolie tour guide i think there might we could add also like a ko barstool tour guy that hates bars yeah that's that's definitely i guarantee there's probably one of them somewhere in the mix of the tour guides but then there could be like a big barstool fan that would just

let dave walk all over them you know because d has a brand Aussie Dave didn't give a shit So they were giving it back and forth It was a lot of fun It was a great dynamic It was so good the two Daves And then you have Jeff D'Lo And the D stands for Disney The D stands for Disney Dictator

Depending who you talk to He's like his own self tour guide He had a laminated sheet Of like a playlist of every single ride and attraction. We were going to hit color coordinated, no less ready to rock. As we have a VIP tour guide, who's going to give us everything. So it was one of the most incredible dynamics. And then you have the basement boys lugging themselves around and our guy Ken Jack, who by the the way has Never been to Florida

Let alone Disney World in his entire Life so he just thinks Disney World Is free you have A guy taking you everywhere you don't Wait on lines and it's it's like The fakest version of Disney You can get but also like the most purest I know it really is like it

We all said this is going to kind of ruin Disney For us because this is the best way we could possibly do Disney, especially when Dave Portnoy started getting recognized everywhere. He was getting recognized more than Mickey Mouse in that park. Aussie Dave started making calls and being like, can I take him through the back entrance on this park? Can I take him through the back on this park? I was like, this is insane. I'm never going to be able to experience Disney like this again. But again, shout out, Dave.

And if you're not familiar, I assume most people are familiar with like how the trip came about because we've talked about it a lot on the podcast if you're like why did you guys all go to disney with with your boss it's a fair question fair question yes uh dave went to disney last year with sylvana his girlfriend and had the intention of going to star wars land if you're not familiar dave is a star wars fan he really enjoys the mandalorian the sequels he loves so he was like i'm gonna go to star Wars land. If you're not familiar, Dave is a star Wars fan. He really enjoys the Mandalorian, the sequels he loves. So he was like, I'm going to go to star Wars land. It's going to be awesome. He got the R2D2, like Mickey hat and everything got a custom star Wars shirt or whatever. And he just missed it entirely. He went on star tours, the ride that's been there since the nineties. He thought it was awesome. And then he left. And I was like, how was the millennium

Falcon? He was like, Oh, they didn't have a millennium falcon in the park i was like that's an issue because it's at the entrance to the park and he realized he just missed out on it so he decided i gotta go back and i gotta bring the nerds with me so the whole crew was me clem dave uh ken jack jeff and austin the six of us going through disney together and let's get right into it let's talk about disney i'm gonna address it right now because i know there's the people who think that certain people were left off for certain reasons that was the original crew that like was just spit out and chaps was like in there too i don't know how chaps got in there chaps is i think like as like roasted star wars fans in the past chaps wasn't in there and then like so it was like our core crew

in 2022 and no one said anything Like hey let's get this person let's get that person And then once again Yeah like making sure People don't get on the trip The more the merrier in my mind I thought it was an absolute blast and So if anyone was

Like the person who got snubbed it honestly was Chaps Because he was in the group Dave said his name on the Rundown Dave brain Chaps His name rattles in dave's brain and sometimes it just comes out like that time he made him the ufc guys chaps how come you're not the ufc guy chaps it was new it was like uh i guess i can start blogging he's like how did you not blog that fight last night so taps is always in the brain and so by by somehow some way uh these were the these were the disney boys and we all got blessed with the trip that we're about to go on right now. And we conquered Disney.

So we're going to talk about Disney. We'll spend maybe 20 minutes, half hour on it, and then we'll go on to Mando. I'll put it in the description below. If you're on the podcast feed, I'll put that in the description as well. If you just want to skip to the Mando discussion, I get it. We're going to put out a Disney boys video. So you could wait for that if you want. So I'll skip to that or I'll put that. So you could skip to it.

You hear me? I'm all noodley this morning. I'm noodley. We're everything. Yeah. Everything. There's a lot of stuff sandwiched in our brains. It is like, like a devil dog.

Um, we meet up with Aussie Dave in the lobby at seven 40. That was our call time, which was early. Yeah. That was from Jeff, not from Aussie Dave. That lobby at 740. That was our call time, which was early. Yeah, that was from Jeff, not from Aussie Dave. That was from Jeff dictator low. And we drive over to Hollywood studios. Star Wars was the first stop on our tour.

That was the main attraction. Basically. You can see him wearing my new star Wars jacket. Thank you. Uncle Dave for buying me this one as well. It was like $150 jacket. It's actually like, Oh,

nice material too. It's heavy jacket. Thank you, Dave, for that one. I missed, I missed all the dressing up thank you dave for that one i missed i missed all the the dressing up i i missed out on that one i was gonna get a helmet and then we had three things to do and then i missed out on it yeah that it became a quick like okay we might

be able to get a lightsaber reservation let's go so we walk in through the marketplace the marketplace in star wars land is the first thing that like blew me away because I was like, this is a scene straight out of the Mandalorian. And when we walked in, it was so early that the park was still pretty empty. I think the only people that were allowed in were like the Disney resorts people at that point. And shops were like opening and the employees are all in their Batuu garb. It feels like you're on a different planet because you literally can't see the park once you're in there and by the way when we walked into star wars land we all said all right people gave dave a lot of shit for missing it but it looks like an exit to the park that would bring

you to a parking garage yeah it there's no sign of saying hey star wars this way and it's just a big um gray bridge and you know what it kind of looks like? And I could be wrong, but it looks like the bridge where you go in Roger Rabbit and you go under the bridge. And then it leads you to Toontown on the other side. And it might have been that old bridge because I think Toontown was in Hollywood Studios once upon a time. It is so nondescript. And I can completely. And it's not like all right there's

another part of the park over there it does it's all dark it does look like it could be a parking garage or like a or just nothing just a place where people like shoot up if disney was like new york city right the place where people shoot up in disney um we walk in through the marketplace looks awesome we see they have like a pod racer engine like roasting a giant porg in through the marketplace. Looks awesome. We see they have like a pod racer engine, like roasting a giant porg in the marketplace and stuff. And then we get to the main area where you see the life-size Millennium Falcon. And as lifelong Star Wars fans, lifelong Falcon fans, Clem has called the Falcon one of his favorite characters in Star Wars. Number two. It was chills instantly.

It was like, oh, my, just chills instantly it was like oh my just walking around it like looking into the cockpit everything like that we get to ride the falcon right away that was the first ride of the day smugglers run me and dave are the pilots clem and uh austin are the engineers and then jeff d lowe and ken jack are the gunners the six of us in the cockpit like we were going on a friggin trench run or something stealing coaxium from the first order and everything amazing rod this was like it's a ride mixed with an experience because you get to walk onto the falcon see the the table and everything mixed with an arcade game because you're literally like controlling it

you have to be hitting buttons flipping switches like switches like Luke Skywalker's doing in the back. Like while Hans piloting, this was amazing. What a way to start the trip for us in the cockpit of the Falcon. I mean, it's like, Hey, the first thing you're going to do is cross off like the biggest bucket list

thing that you never thought would be possible in terms of riding in the Millennium Falcon and like doing stuff. Cause I've never been like, Oh, I'd love to go on the Millennium Falcon cause it's in a galaxy far, far away. And it was a long time ago. So God knows what the Falcon looks like these days. And the fact we just got to do that right off the bat as my voice crackles nonstop during this.

Speaking of what the Falcon looks like these days, they're going to need to do a lot of repairs on the Falcon after we were done with it because, oh my God, we were crashing into everything left and right. There was a video Jeff took where you hear Dave, like, Oh, I'm out of control. And I love Dave blaming you. He's like, yeah, I know he kept, yeah, he kept blaming me. I was like, I'm trying, I'm trying. Dave was left and right. I was up and down. And I got to say, it was difficult. Like you would pull up, but it wouldn't pull up right away. So you would have to like, kind of time it. that was fun jeff was um there's a little button that you used to shoot the lasers and jeff was like the dave video the um finger finger king from avn he's just i'm like jeff d low he keeps he leaves him happy when he's done with him and i was back

there the engineer is just straight up Just like they ran out of like, well, we don't really have anything good to have the other two people. So just let them be the engineer. I hit. Oh, every time a button started flashing, I go press the button.

Wait, which happened a lot. Cause we ran into a lot. And I'll tell you, we'll say this engineer was the MVP of the trip. I'm just going to say, I, I handle my business better than anyone saying that their business.

I mean, you've seen the movies. If the hyperdrive starts messing up, you were the one in charge of that. You're an engineer. Get on it. And there's my favorite guy. My guy R2. He goes in, fucking changing the hyperdrive, fixing everything up.

I would have loved if the hyperdrive got disconnected again because that is like such a Star Wars trope. Someone told me afterwards like there's an Easter egg that you could unlock Chewie as your co-pilot in that somehow. I was like, oh, that seems cool. We definitely didn't unlock anything. Because, again, we made our way through, but by the skin of our teeth. It was crashing into this, that, the next thing. The best thing is you just blame the Falcon. You're like, ah, the Falcon is a hunk of junk.

It does what it can do. We go by the costumes, as you can see. I'm wearing this jacket it's got like tie fighter x'd out here i might not keep it on for the whole podcast because like i said it's heavy and then we go to uga's cantina for some fuzzy tauntauns they've got a bloody rancor their version of a bloody mary i think we try to bespin fizz or jeff d low and ken jack tried it and you and ken jack you got treated like droids they didn't let you in at first we lost you guys i'm like oh we're going in with

her group and they're like what's the name of your group i'm like jeff low and i see on her computer it says jeff low like it's all there and i'm just like she's just keeping us and there's almost felt like uh we don't serve their kind here and i'm like the fuck the fuck's going on so got a little taste of what it's like to be uh p.o and r2 and i did not like it one iota and now we're in the cantina at 9 a.m and we order a round of fuzzy tauntauns which is a vodka based drink that makes your face numb your face and mouth like tingles gets a little numb it's like a citrusy very sweet drink which is good for me because i'm a bit of a puss with the drinks. You know, I'm always like, give me the fruitiest, girliest drink possible and that'll be okay with me. Fun experience in the cantina, though.

There's the video of us like clubbing in the cantina. DJ Rex is playing like remixes of the cantina theme. They had some snacks. I don't think we ordered any snacks. We saw the people next to us were ordering like cool drinks as well. All the drinks looked straight out of Star Wars. And the cantina itself, like cool drinks as well. All the drinks looked straight out of Star Wars and the cantina itself. Like it is fully immersive.

Even at 9 a.m. It's like, all right, we're in a galaxy far, far away right now. We're in a movie. Yeah. There's no TV with like SportsCenter on. Like you are in the galaxy hardcore. And if you just like woke up and were there, you'd feel like you were in the movie. So that was like the waiters, the bartenders coming over being like, remember, these aren't

meant for human consumption. Like that was like, I loved all. I was like, like remember these aren't meant for human consumption like that was like i loved all i was like this is awesome we're in the world we're in batu um we build lightsabers that was the next thing we did the building lightsaber experience if you can get a reservation for it i think is so worth it and you could only get two you're and you're ready to drop 250 tell them that i think yeah i think it's like 250 a lightsaber or something like that dave paid for it thank you dave once again we could only get two reservations for the lightsaber thing because it is like a coveted thing people get it early so we arranged it where me and dave built the lightsabers but i was like all right we're gonna make this a basement boy lightsaber and me and clem picked some of the pieces together i

actually have it here to show on youtube for everyone yeah let's go check out this saber that clem and i built we built it with the peace and prosperity parts because i was like come on we're peace and love guys yes we had a switch here like kind of like the luke skywalker anakin saber and i accidentally turned that on a baggage claim through the carrying case. And it was just, you know, it makes this noise. And everyone at baggage claim was just like, oh my God, that's hysterical. I was like looking for the off switch through the bag. Amazing experience. They put all the pieces in front of you.

You have like a leader that's giving a whole speech that lines up with the John Williams score in the room. The lights are going off. You get to pick your kyber crystal. The kyber crystal you put in your lightsaber actually makes it turn that color. Like if you go to the store, you could buy a different one. I could have bought a different one, put it in there, and it would have made my lightsaber a different color, which I think is so cool. Dave, we discussed on the podcast weeks ago, maybe months ago, what color he would pick. Since he picked an imperial costume just because he

thought that was funny he was like i gotta do red i just have to do a red saber he made like the power saber and he also like got into it with the little kid next to him i'm sure it'll be in the video the saber like master builder came over to dave and this little kid he's like oh who's the master and who's the apprentice and the kid right away was like i'm the master and he's the master and who's the apprentice? And the kid right away was like, I'm the master and he's the apprentice. And Dave was like, absolutely not. No, you're 12. I'm 40.

No, absolutely not. And they started arguing during it. Really, really cool though. The, the lightsaber building room, another thing where it's a frigging experience.

And I've noticed they do this at star Wars land in a lot of places at Disney. They could have this with a billion people. It wouldn't be the same thing. So it is very small. They keep the group small. So it does feel so personal. So that was.

I talked to all of us. Yeah. Like the leader would come over while you're building it and be like, he actually said to me like, oh, why did you pick the green kyber crystal? And I said, I already have a blue one. I rolled my sleeve up, showed him the tattoo. He was like, good line, man. Good line. Yeah. Well yeah well done sir he didn't know what he was getting into with that you have to be careful you come at star wars nerds they're gonna come at you 10 times harder

it i have to say this i don't want to come across weird he kind of had gave me the vibes of a cult leader though which some people would say the jedi is a cult well yeah absolutely and aussie dave by the way speaking of like star wars nerds aussie dave knew his shit top to bottom on star wars and is actually like a host on many events at star wars celebration like when they do the dj is playing before panels and stuff he's helping hype the crowd up he was telling us oh you see the animatronic like uh it was lieutenant beck on rise of the resistance it looks like admiral akbar He was like, that's done by the voice of Obi-Wan on the clone wars. I was like,

Aussie Dave knows his shit. Those are the fun facts. I need Aussie Dave. I love that. We got a Star Wars guy. That was so fucking clutch. Cause this trip was needed that around Star Wars. And even Jeff was like,

I remember when I was at Star Wars celebration, the DJ was all strength. Cause one of those is it just sticks out in your brain. And I showed him the gif of you as a slave lay on me as job he's like oh yeah i remember the slave lay guy who was on the floor so a lot of really fun stuff awesome so we go and meet mando aussie dave also hooked that up he was like i know when mando's coming out of the room or whatever he's like we got three to four minutes till he's out intimidating clem i don't get starstruck often when you see mando and grogu coming out and the Grogu puppet is literally like looking at you it's moving around it's not just like a stuffed animal

cooing making noises Mando said to Dave you look nervous and Dave was like I am nervous just a just a delight we got a quick picture with him and we moved on to uh rise of the resistance that was a tough look for Dave. Dressed as an Imperial. Or whatever you want to call it. The First Order. When I said Dave. What kind of lightsaber are you going to build? He's like I'm a good guy guy.

I like the good guys. I root for them. The outfit played well. People were saying he looked like he could have been involved with the H-Man. It was a little. The South in the Civil War. But he pulled it off. I have to say he wore it well. The hat too.

We tried to tell him, don't worry, you're just a spy. We tried to make him feel better about it. We said, well, Luke and Han are wearing the Stormtrooper outfits in A New Hope. That's just the way it goes in this. You always just have to dress up like an Imperial and it always works on them. But then he went full dark side and built a dark lightsaber so i can't do anything about that but then he flipped again and i think it was on rise

of the resistance he was like i can't wear this on this ride so he took it off and gave it to aussie dave he's like i gotta go into this as a rebel here aussie dave is like the mom of the group he has 18 different bags in his hand so everyone's shit and then just throw him in the car another perk of the vip tour oh my god that. And then they'll just throw them in the car. Another perk of the VIP tour. Oh my God. That was being able to buy stuff, throw it in the car and then just not have to worry about carrying it around.

That is almost worth the VIP tour. Yeah. We do rise of the resistance. Now this is kind of the main attraction at star Wars land. It's like a 15, 20 minute ride. And it's not just a ride. Aussie Dave really set it up to,

he goes, it's an experience that's the other thing about aussie dave one second he'll be talking like we're boys we're best friends we've known each other for years and then he'll be like all right let me set the scene we're between episodes seven and eight there are eight and nine snoke has been killed so there's a power vacuum building in the gal and he's like literally like putting you into it gives you chills you're like i'm ready to save the galaxy with you aussie dave rise of the resistance is so fucking cool this is the perfect ride for me as well because it's not a thrill ride really it's more of like like i said the

experience i keep using that word it's kind of like a cliche but you go in you get like a mission you see a bb-8 animatronic you see a Rey hologram that looks awesome. Like it looks like a legitimate Star Wars hologram talking to you. It's Daisy Ridley too. It's not like a animatronic or anything like that. She really did the voice acting and the actual acting for it. And then you get brought onto this ship that gets sucked in by their first order. I'm sure everyone has seen the like 20 stormtrooper

lineup that you get put out onto and then you get like interrogated where these disney employees are like looking at you they're like rebel scum keep your hands and feet inside the ride and you're like talking to me like i'm a rebel here and then you get on this little droid cart contraption being uh driven by an astromech droid and like the resistance is trying to save you it was so fucking cool just going through this imperial or i guess first order star destroyer seeing atat factories seeing the tie fighters getting shot at you were like oh i got hit i'm hit i'm hit it was and then there's a drop at the end which none of us saw coming and the video of i got it

on video our voices in it someone was like you guys sound like a bunch of little little school girls in this video we're like ah i loved rise of the resistance and dave he liked it but he was also like i'm telling you guys star tours later is going to be just as good and aussie dave goes are you mad man he's it's not even the same what yeah he hit us with the mincey what did you love rise of the resistance as much as i did oh yeah yeah i loved it i so i was told it's like a 15 minute ride and i'm thinking okay this is going to be like a long wild ride that's something i've never experienced in like any park and like you said it's not just 15 minutes of riding there it's like you're going things you're it but it is very

very cool so all things considered it might have been my favorite experience of the entire trip because there's a lot of stuff i've never been on before i've been on a lot of stuff you know from when i was younger this was the but i think the best one that we got to do. And it lived up to the hype. Because people who aren't even Star Wars fans going into this were like, dude, you are going to go crazy for a ride. And it's like, get there early. I'm like, well, we have a tour guide, thank God. But for people that don't, however you have to do,

Lightning Lane Genie Plus, pay $5,000 for a VIP tour, get there and enjoy it. It's awesome. It's worth it. So that was kind of the main event of Star Wars Land land that was the last thing we did in galaxy's edge itself again everything about galaxy's edge i thought was awesome i could have spent the whole day in that park just walking in circles because i loved the immersiveness of it that was the best part was when jeff said uh all right we're gonna um we're gonna we'll be done with gal we'll be done with stars like 11 o'clock latest and you're like uh i don't want'll be done with 11 o'clock latest

And you're like I don't want to be done With 11 o'clock latest I was like you guys go do Slinky or whatever I'll be in part two the whole day Two things I have to say here One we fucked up a couple things One we didn't have the blue milk We got the fuzzy

Tauntaun and I almost asked the waitress To bring over blue milk just to try it But I was like oh we're gonna probably at three different places and i figure everything's gonna be serving everything and i know a lot of people say the thing is the ron ton wrap they say get that it's like a pork kind of ronto wrap i think yeah i'm gonna thing is i'm going back so i will try both yeah you gotta you gotta come back to the basement with your reviews i'm gonna have to get some blue milk and like smuggle it back on the airplane to get my brother robbie his uh his his blue milk uh and it was just one of those things where our brains were so shot because i'd look at my phone and it would say 9 30 and it felt like i was in like la and it was really

12 30 new york time like every you're like checking twitter here and there and everyone's just getting their day started i'm like dude i've been fucking going hard for like three hours. I'm buzzed. Yeah, exactly. And we good work. Got a lot of people. We were into the gift shops. Yeah.

Jeff got the dark saber. Ken Jack got Qui-Gon's lightsaber. I looked in the corner of my eye and there was an action figure Of fucking Lobot Who is my guy when it comes to like The obscure characters And there wasn't like A whole bunch of Lobot figures It was just one happened to be in the front of it

I was like that is a sign from the Disney gods The force gods whatever you want to say That I had to buy a Lobot It was like I was meant to be there so I bought that I thought Dave saw There was a Darth Vader mask Like melted post fire That Kylo talks to

And he's like oh that's fire And I was like are we about to see Post pen deal Dave just go and buy a fucking Darth Vader mask For 500 bucks 550 I think it was But that would have been an all time office centerpiece You walk into Dave's office.

That's pretty intimidating. And then everyone knows what I had to buy, right? I mean. Had to do it. I might be predictable, but you had to do it to him. Hey, hey. Bad baby. Good Robbie.

Bad baby. Bad baby. Bad baby. Bad baby. Bad baby. Bad baby. Ready? Hey!

Light up visor. Come 60 bucks too not not too bad babu frick is like the unofficial mascot of new jersey in the star wars universe he is a little italian guy our tour guide i think aussie davy was like babu frick he's great right what do you what like what do you like about him i was like what's not to like he's a fat italian guy who fixes droids like he's the best. So that was Star Wars land as a whole. We did do Star Tours, too. Before we get to that, we did Toy Story Land real quick. We did Slinky Coaster, which Dave told us he was going to hate. And he did hate. I had fun on that, but it was the first sign of the day that I started to feel motion sickness.

Right afterwards, I was like, oh, maybe I'm not going to be good with roller coasters today. And that was a definitely foreshadowing moment for the day. Yeah. So Dave was very much. Dave had the disgust in his voice for slinky dog that he has for like John Skipper. He has for, you know,

just all the enemies of ESPN. I wouldn't be surprised. There was an ace of spades bottle with slinky dog's name on it. He's like that motherfucker slinky dog. He's like, I went to him. I thought it was surprised if there was an Ace of Spades bottle with Slinky Dog's name on it. He's like, that motherfucker Slinky Dog. He's like, I went to him. I thought he was going to be this nice little ride, and he's fast. He's sneaky fast. I never knew this. And I'm like, man, Dave's really pissed.

And this is how it all played out. Dave's like, I'm not a rollercoaster guy. And then you say, you're not a rollercoaster guy. And I am not a rollercoaster guy. But there's a few like Thundermount I love. So I'm like, I was like, I'm kind of a rollercoaster guy. And when i came here in my early 20s i actually like got better with roller coaster so i'm like i'll do whatever guys like we're here and dave i could like usually what the boss man says goes right and that just kind of goes with dave and i think for the most

part it's for the right reasons well jeff d lowe had like we have to go to slinky dog it was like the most important thing in the world them jeff d let his impressions down i said i was down you bullied him rob it's on video i did you boys on video i did bully him because he was like i've already done slinky dog and i know i hate it but i was like bro you haven't done it with the boys though we're on a boys trip you can't just be the one boy to sit out of this and then i of course later on in the day i was like i'll hold your bags while you go on the ride guys so you thought it was a mistake looking back now it's i thought it was fun though like while we were on the ride i was having a blast i was like oh my god maybe i am going to become a roller coaster guy i was so wrong about that the only reason i ride for kids to be fair yeah and then

to be honest we're not dealing with some crazy yeah it's not the the scream machine like in the 90s that was like this wild thing wild thing but it i wouldn't say it threw the vibes off but it's just we we started losing people at that point you know there was times where we limited the oregon trail it was like someone's leg is broken they might have to stay behind we lost a couple of oxen and then i was like this is just gonna be the longest trip ever because we can't get there where we want to go because we just don't have enough oxen and that's where it started to unwind uh i guess i guess we had done we ended up skipping tower of terror i guess if we had done that maybe that would have kept everything good but dave said it himself even i think before the ride he was gassed man it was a lot of work that's why like just

walking around these parks man it takes a lot out work that's why like just walking around these parks man it takes a lot out of you even when you get like the shortcuts and all the ways that aussie dave took us we're both hurting right now you can hear it in our voices my dogs have been barking for fucking 48 hours straight that's my biggest takeaway is when i go with my family i'm not gonna have a tour guide and five adults who are gonna listen i'm gonna be chasing after aj you're gonna be waiting on longer lines because you're not gonna have the tour guide every single day it's going to be it's a disney is a goddamn workout and when you're a blogger boy you sure as shit ain't used to work walking like he's like you know acres upon acres every goddamn day miles upon miles

no not in the florida heat either especially when we're like let's put on jackets to look like star wars characters let's put on the heaviest jackets they sell yeah um we did woody's i don't remember the real name midway i think it's midway midway mania or something like that which i wanted to do the buzz lightyear rod where you shoot and it's like you shoot zerg targets and stuff yeah and jeff was like that one stinks let's do the new woody one i was like all right jeff i'll listen to you jeff disney low the woody one buzz is in magic kingdom to be fair so it's a different oh different part all right fair enough jeff we do this one he didn't prepare us for this is five minutes of revving up a lawnmower you have to shoot by pulling a string back so we're all like ah ah it looked probably looked like we were all jerking off in these like

if you looked at us from the back we're're all like, ah, really, really fun though. Like this was another one. It's like the buzz ride where it's just a bunch of targets and you're shooting them. Another one that's 3D though. And I was like looking back, oh, we did this right before, you know, we did another, we did Mickey and Minnie's runaway rail car. I think it was called super tame ride and actually awesome in terms of like puts you in that Disney mood.

Cause you get all the old school Disney characters characters the steamboat willie characters the old school looking disney and uh minnie and mickey pluto goofy that one is fun i would recommend the runaway i think it was called runaway rail car yeah that was a good one it was i think it opened nine days before the entire like world shut down too for in the pandemic yeah it was just one of those things that they've probably been waiting for for so long great kids ride um and just something if you just want to get out of the heat again it does its job and then we do star tours so for star tours one of the best parts is you all sit down and then it says there's a rebel spy on board that the empire is after and they put them on screen for us it was just ken jack there's like a shady looking picture of ken

jack with a hat and glasses and then the first scene we get is darth vader so we're like oh fuck yeah we're getting original trilogy star tours because you get different scenes and stuff and vader comes down and he's like i need that rebel spy clem immediately i think was so intimidated that he's like i'll give him up i'll give him up i heard him next to me he's like you can take him i ain't getting fucking killed by Darth Vader for Ken Jack. No offense. Robbie, you're my guy, too. I don't know if I'm going to kill my Vader for you.

I saw what they did in Andor to, what was her name, Bubba Vix, right? Oh, yeah. They tortured the shit out of her. I don't know what kind of shit. That was in the Andor time. So if we're dealing with Vader, I'm not messing with Darth Vader, Ken. You take Portnoy, I lose a living if you lose Portnoy. time so if we're dealing with there i'm not messing with darth vader ken the boy like you take portnoy i lose a living if you lose port yeah ken jack we get him and then we get away

i'll trade ken jack and i love ken jack but it's just a fucking truth and star tours if you've never done it is it's the older ride so it's you sit in like a pod or a ship quote-unquote ship and you just kind of watch a screen while the whole pod moves the 3d glasses having that on i loved star tours i thought it was so much fun we opened with darth fader we went to hoth it's like empire strikes back we're going through the whole snowy system and then we went straight to revenge of the sith which we were all like that's not canon you can't go back in time like that but all of it was so cool it made me throw up in my mouth because of the 3d i had to like take the 3d glasses off at the end i told you i couldn't

even see avatar 2 in 3d because i was so afraid of the motion sickness and then yeah i mean we'll get to guardians next so i think slinky dog put you on the road i think star tours jostled you and that is what got us there but when the guy throws up in his mouth during the ride that's how you know he's in a bad spot and it's not like when if you feel like you're gonna throw up it doesn't just go away in a minute or so you know like you have to readjust yourself we were looking for some drama mean stuff like that i remember you were about to go puke and you thought it was the garbage pail but it was the disposal bin for the 3D glasses.

And Austin Diggs was like, not in there, Robbie. That would have been bad. That would have been very bad. But it was just one of those things that I could see you just weren't right from that point on. But at the same point, you were thinking you were going to be all right because you're like, oh, I'll just wait it out a bit. And here's where Jeff D'Lo tried to kill me. Is I said, I'll wait it out a bit. You guys are allff d lowe tried to kill me is i said i'll wait it out a bit you guys are all going on tower of terror next you're not a big drop ride guy so you said oh i'll sit this one out with you

i wasn't really looking forward to doing drop rides anyway i think you and me both saying we're not interested in tower of terror in jeff's mind was like oh then we'll do something else so he said the next thing we'll do is now guardians i I was like, oh, fuck, I can't skip out on Guardians because I know listeners of the podcast will say, how was the Guardians ride? And I can't respond back and say, I was a pussy and I didn't go on it because my tummy hurt. So I was like, all right, I guess we're doing the Guardians ride.

We drive over to it. It's in Epcot. Aussie Dave is like, do you need a bag? I said, I need a bag for sure. There will be puke on this ride. I know it. And it's another one where it's a bit of an experience like Rise of the Resistance, but not quite as extravagant. You just get like a Terry Crews video, which was, ooh, it was less than great.

It was tough. So like Glenn Close is on. It's like the pet of Xandar or whatever. She's great. Terry Crews just felt weird. It just felt worse. It felt like Terry Crews. It felt like Perry Crews. It takes you out of it a little bit.

Yeah, that was a tough scene. And also I think it takes place between Guardians 1 and 2. No, it has to be before 1, I think, because you get adult Groot. Before 1, they're not Guardians, right?

Oh, fact. but how do we have fully grown adult Groot in it then during I don't know that was the other thing that we were confused about we were like when does this ride to I almost said stop the ride it's not counting because then you're saying all right it takes place after two but he's

not adult Groot after two Xandar was wiped off the map By the mad Titan Thanos My fucking god And it was no revivals version Where he just murders those motherfuckers To get the power stone So again you have to kind of

You basically have to just be like Terry Crews is here Who gives a fuck None of this shit follows anything And Jeff just didn't prepare any of us For the fact that this was the most intense roller coaster in the park. And I know that Disney hard-horses will say, no, it's the space one that gives you the Gs or whatever. Some people are saying this was not a crazy roller coaster.

My kids did it, blah, blah, blah. This is a crazy roller coaster. Crazy. And I said right before the ride, as long as it doesn't go backwards, I think I'll probably be okay. This thing shoots you backwards like first time you get in it and you're in space you see celestials we had burn baby burn people were asking what song we got there's like six separate songs burn baby burn was a good one not the best one though they had september by earth wind and fire that's the one we were we were craving and i made it about three quarters of the way through the ride before i just let loose

and puked like i was group going through the 700 jumps in guardians 2 that literally is what it felt like to me is like the simulation of that scene i thought i was going to pass out i thought it's gonna be like one of those slingshot videos where the person's like clem is next to me he said he was terrified he didn't sound terrified during the ride though because he's just singing burn baby burn he's like burn baby burn I hear Dave behind me going oh I fucking hate it oh no oh no it was and then Jeff D'Lo in the front was like how awesome was that greatest ride in Disney we were all I was throwing up in a garbage bin my hair's all over the place Austin lost his hat on the ride went flying off i was holding onto my glasses for dear life during the ride it was it was hell but also like i'm glad i did it even though it did put me through that i'm like i am glad i did it because it was insane

and you'd be counting down the minutes till you went all the way back to epcot and got to guardians on the galaxy which you probably have to you have to i think pay there's like genie plus now which gets you like the lightning line access which you can like go faster but then you have to then pay for a select rides that are really popular i think guardians like 15 ahead just and we got it just we skipped the entire line part of the reason watsi dave has to explain everything to us is because we're missing the little cue stuff the little shows in the queue in the, in the, in the wait line. So it was, it was awesome. I hate to say this Robbie, but when you were puking, I was like, I pray to God when they snap that picture of you, like they do in a lot of roller coasters, you were, had your face in the bag. It would have been an all time thing. You're so good.

You can tell you're right there. You can see the bag, like in your hand, if you look closely at it. And again, I I'm, I'm pretty good. At least I was in my 20s. I was good with Space Mountain. And I think this is a much newer, updated, evolutionary version of Space Mountain because it's in the dark. There's like little lights that look like stars as you're moving. But it's such a smoother ride. It twists you.

And again, you have the Guardians, which is awesome. You have the music, which is awesome. So I – and I looked at the youtube of the ride like people will kind of do what austin does right where they record themselves and you can't really it's faster than i thought it was going to be so the the speed of it all really like sets you off and it just there's times where it feels like you're going down forever and i mean that's me saying that i could only imagine how bob felt as he was dude that that was my takeaway I was like oh I can never do like Six Flags King Da Ka

Like that one that's just the biggest drop I was like oh my god the drops in this one But yeah if you're a rollercoaster guy This is probably the biggest like must That we did at Disney This was like an intense awesome fast rollercoaster Fucked me up bad but it was fun We went to Epcot for lunch

I couldn't eat a god damn thing I was out for the count for an hour Let me also say i've realized with roller coasters i have to like act like i'm having fun like that's why i was singing dancing it was just to like get the instead of screaming i'm like i might as well just act like i'm having fun so then it feels like the the endorphins of fun go in my body to counteract the eight million things of fear going through my body at the time. I'd be like, when is this going to be over? And I'm already like, fuck, I'm going to have to go back with my kids in three weeks because my four-year-old is going to want to

ride the ride. And there's nothing, I'm not a rollercoaster guy. Like I said, I, my wife is a rollercoaster girl though. I sit at, on the bench, she'll give me her purse. So I'm holding her purse on the bench as she goes on the ride. She'll give me her purse. So I'm holding her purse on the bench as she goes on the ride. And then she usually comes out and there's like her and like a couple of like little kids were like, that was the greatest ride ever. And I'm there like a little bitch. Now, if my own flesh and blood do that, it's going to be tough. So to anyone out there, if you're ever on a roller coaster and you're scared, just kind of like act like you're having fun. Sing the song until you make it. it Yeah, exactly But then we went to the restaurant

And Bob missed himself a nice little tour of Italy Yeah, I was hurt And I literally couldn't eat a thing I threw up a couple times at the restaurant And then Dave and Austin had to go back They had a flight to catch Barstool Sportsbook now live in Massachusetts So they're off in Massachusetts

Go now if you're listening in Massachusetts And we went back Aussie Dave brought us back to Disney afterwards Good pizza, by the way Very good pizza Oh, was it? off in massachusetts go now if you're listening in massachusetts and we went back aussie aussie dave brought us back to disney afterwards good pizza by the way very good oh was it yeah oh yeah you didn't have any yeah it was like napoli something napoli neapolitan they say it was like very soft um it was like fluff it was like i don't know how to say it was just like a good it was like it was light but it had a little fluff to it um and they told us that like at all the different uh countries so you have germany you have italy you have france they fly in people

that are or they bring in people that are from those countries to work the you know they're the chefs they're the waiters they're everything so it gives you that authentic feel of it all and those guys the the waiter was awesome we had just a a cool Italian guy. So it was, and Dave said it, I don't know if he said it on the review, but he had reviewed another pizza place, I believe in Hollywood. And I think it got around the same score as this one. This one was apparently much better.

It's like, for me, with Dave reviews, I'm much more about the review than the number. And I don't have to show him about the funny stuff in the review, but the way he describes it, that's how I know how Dave feels about it. Because the number gets so'll have to show him what the funny stuff in the review but the way he describes it that's how i know how they feel yes because the number gets so it's just on your day it's just how it all goes and then you know like the pizza bianca we had in uh arizona that's like the people she has the greatest pizza ever got like a seven three so the whole scale is like completely fucked after a billion different reviews and then when we went back to the park i

just kind of i've listed a bunch of different stuff that we went back to the park, I just kind of, I've listed a bunch of different stuff that we did. This was the stuff that wasn't as interesting for the podcast, but I'll rattle them off and we could, you know, touch on any that we want to. We did Pandora,

little Avatar ride. We did the Calm Avatar ride while Jeff and Ken Jack did the crazy one. We did Pirates of the Caribbean, which I loved. I know that's an old one and it's, you know, people probably make fun of it for being a kiddie ride, but thought it was really cool we did winnie the pooh which is a kiddie ride aussie dave was putting uh the jeff and ken jack on was

it seven dwarves no wait in the seven dwarves it's like a runaway mine train and i've heard if you're a big guy your knees will be destroyed by the end of it. And I've had, I think the ride is Dinosaur in Animal Kingdom. And I'm like, I'm never doing a ride like this again. Because I fucked up my whole trip kind of like with you, right? And I was like, I've heard it's the same thing with the seven. I'm like, no way, no how. And what did, do you remember what Aussie Dave told us as he was putting us on? Like his two-year, this is what he does for his two-year-old, right?

This is what I do for the two-year-olds on the tour when the six-year-olds want to ride their fun ride i was like come on aussie hey you know what robbie said he went on one of the food what did everyone say it was a good ride and everyone on the twitter replies were like hey that's pretty fun someone on the twitter replies cracked me up and they were like that's like one dab of acid away from like a horrible trip oh you get to the humphalumps and woozles man i'm telling you there ain't nothing scarier than hphalumps and Woozles, man. I'm telling you, there ain't nothing scarier than Humphalumps and Woozles in all four of the Disney parks combined, man. I'm a big Pooh Bear guy. We did Thunder Mountain, which I loved. As far as straight up roller coasters go, this was my favorite.

I thought it was so much fun. We had the whole car clapping it up and everything. And it was my first one where it was a bounce back. Everyone was like, I think you could do this one. It's not too bad. There's no loops. Doesn't go too fast. It's just like a quick, fun roller coaster. Everyone was right. I think you could do this one. It's not too bad. There's no loops. It doesn't go too fast. It's just like a quick, fun roller coaster.

Everyone was right. I loved it. I can't tell you how many times I've had people try to sell me on going on roller coasters. I'm like, guys, I'm just not a roller coaster guy. I'm not going to do it. But I just – this ride was like – I remember this was the ride when I was younger, and I never did any roller coasters of any sorts. Then it just became no loop-de-loops. But I did Thunder Mountain for the first time, and I was like, that was so much

fun. I understand the appeal of roller coasters now. I was like, I need to get Bob back to this spot. If he can get here. So I said, listen, man, I'm not going to make you do it, but I'm just telling you, it's really not bad, and it's just, and I said it afterwards, it's just a good vibe ride. And Jeff was all about

clapping it up and just kind of getting it going. We had girls behind us who were like, these guys are fun! just kind of getting going. We had girls behind us. We're like, these guys are fun. So they're clapping up. We have people in front of us clapping it up. And I've done it in the past where I went with four of my friends, my wife and I, and we were singing. And our whole train started singing it. We're singing it the whole ride.

We get pulled back into the station to get off. And the people at the waiting line were then singing it the whole ride we get pulled back into the station to get off and the people at the waiting line were then singing it and when people would say thunder the person in charge of the lights at disney was raising them up and down so it became a thing and then they would go on the ride doing thunder we like started a mini cult for a day because i'm telling a man out of every ride in all those parks i will go to my greatest and thunder mountain has the best vibes of all them and smiling your face you turned around like three different times and you gave it the thumbs up really it's good it's good i'm happy yes like we've got we got robbie fox i was going hands

up and everything it was a blast and then uh that was pretty much it for the rides we i i tried the orange swirl ice cream you guys tried the Whip. Everyone was loving that delicious stuff. Went to dinner, got some fireworks in, and that was Disney. It was a super fun day. Clem and I then did Universal the next day. We became the Universal Boys, which was less talked about than the Disney Boys, slightly. Yeah, didn't trend as much. We got to see Springfield, though.

Springfield and Krusty Land, which you wanted to see, obviously. I was, of course, down to see that as well way better than expected i feel like some people downplayed it for us and they were like oh there's only a couple things like you'll be in and out in a second we were walking around like oh look at that's the quickie bar oh look it's mose we went into mose you got to try a duff beer like i thought it was really cool we met up with basement boy sam lauderdale shout out basement boy of the week sam lauderdale got to hang with him for a couple hours ride a couple fun rides with him we did the old et ride from 1990 i looked up the old jurassic park water ride was 1996 so three years after the first movie both of those

both classics i thought that stand the test of time like obviously old rides when you see the animatronics they're not as updated as the crazy 950 000 avatar animatronics and disney but so much fun still like i had a blast with those and then we took the train to the harry potter part of the park i'm not the biggest harry potter guy you're not a big harry potter guy either the train ride over there was one of my favorite parts like they have the screen on the window so it looks like you're going into hogwarts they have like dementors the worst part of prison come after you and harry potter saves you you see it like through chilled glass and stuff so cool and then we went and looked through a bunch of the marvel gift shops as well in

universal we didn't get anything because i think we all had no space left in our luggage but just looking through those gift shops was so much fun yeah they had some some pretty cool things and they had a lot of x-men stuff because they had x-men and all these uh marvel guys back in the day when before the mcu was born and the way it works is they disney cannot the the way the agreement was agreed to is uh they had exclusive rights universal east of the mississippi so they can now just do whatever they want now if they edit any of that stuff, they change it, that deal is null and void, and then Disney can then build, which would probably be their own theme park at this point for the MCU. They have stuff in Cali because that's west of the Mississippi.

So they have the Avengers, what is it? Avengers Campus? Avengers Campus, yeah. Yeah. They have Spider-Man doing flips and shit like that. So that was very cool to see. Like I said, the gift shops, there was an old comic book. I wish I bought it, but they didn't have it for sale.

It was the first X-Men that I fell in love with, Jim Lee, right? Yeah, that Magneto cover. Yeah, I love that thing, but they didn't have the comic book for sale. They had so many toys, shit like that. Springfield was awesome. I was expecting it was going to be a fresh layer of paint. But when I was at Moe's, I felt like I was in a cartoon. It was fucking cool. Same with quickie. Mark got a picture with Jebediah Springfield saw Krusty burger,

the frying Dutchman sign. Like I Simpsons, I said this to you, uh, on like an Instagram story, the Simpsons seasons one through 10 or whatever it is when they're just hammering out home run after home run is my favorite piece of content in the history of all content it is that kind of humor what those guys were doing back in the day there's nothing that even approaches it to be honest with you uh so i absolutely love it so yeah i i could have that was to me probably star wars land was to you like i was just really yeah entire time yeah i just couldn't believe it and i thought the ride was

great like a lot of people told me especially afterwards when i said i did the ride everyone was like that was the ride that made me more nauseous than any ride in history i can't believe you did that the simpsons ride is very similar to star tours but instead of looking at a screen and moving it's like you're in a complete dome everything around you is a screen so you look down it's a screen you look up it's a screen and it's so immersive almost again feels video game-ish like the 3d animation is very video game-ish and sideshow bob is after you so you're trying to escape crusty land get back to springfield there's like a giant maggie in it and everything really really fun ride i loved that one yeah it was a really fun ride it was and it had a lot of the again the humor and stuff in the when you're waiting the pre-show actually good jokes in it oh i think marge at one point was like oh no he's

gonna kill the kids and homer was like thank god yeah yeah he keeps getting better yeah homer's getting like hit uh homer's getting his ass he's like i lost my wallet though like that's the stuff he's worried about there's so many little subtle nods and yeah it exceeded expectations which usually you go in with such a high Expectation of everything you get let down This was completely the opposite and again If you're not a huge Simpsons fan I would be like Yeah I don't care but that's the good thing about Universal

You can feel like you're in Jurassic Park You can feel like you're in Hogwarts you can feel like you're In Springfield and I know they're coming out with A Mario Land in a couple of years or in a year Or two and that's going to be You know with the kids they are obsessed with that's going to be, you know, with the kids, they are obsessed with math. That's why I'm telling you.

Happy Mario day. March 10th. I buy your marriage, your Nintendo stock. Now I think it's gone down one full point since I bought it. So, uh, stock tips are not doing very well right now.

Yeah. I'm going to go get some, uh, Nintendo while they're down. All right. So that was, that was Disney. That was universal.

You'll see the full video suit. I'm sure the Disney boys video, you'll see it in stool scenes and then you'll see a full Disney boys, you know, recap and everything like that. And I'm so excited for the videos to come out for people to see how funny the trip was, how just how much fun we had in general.

And yeah, thanks for everyone. Uh, retweeting all this stuff because our Twitters were all going on fire this weekend. This weekend. It's Friday now. This week. I'm all jumbled.

We're noodley, guys. This fake ass week, weekend. Nothing's real right now. And now we're Mario Day. That's how it all ends. Yeah. Happy Mario Day, everyone. All right.

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get like goofy's sour balls that was like his favorite candy is the goofy's balls and they don't make those anymore and he couldn't get into the tron ride i was like oh poor jeff disney low but you know i think he had a good time as well he had never done rise the resistance either like as a disney guy it wasn't i don't think it was open when he last went so he was loving life dude very slept on fact of all this is that we did four parks in one day. We did all four parks. I never in a million years thought I could ever do that.

Didn't even know it was possible. And we barely were able to do it with a tour guide. So awesome. Awesome. And just one last note on Disney, since you just mentioned the four parks at Animal Kingdom, I had to take a shit and VIP tour guide. Aussie Dave told me, oh, don't worry. All the doors in here like swing both ways and have locks on them just in case the animals escape. I was like, well, I wasn't worried about taking this shit until you said that,

until you said that Disney could turn into Jurassic Park at any moment. Yep, thanks for that, Aussie. That made me worry. That was the most worried I've ever been while taking a shit. Sorry if I grossed anyone out on the podcast. Hope nobody was eating and listening to the podcast. All right, now let's get into the Mandalorian chapter 18, the minds of Mandalore. I didn't get to watch this episode until we got back from Disney. You watched it before we went to Disney because we were all going to wake up

early. And then I just wound up not being able to do it. If you watched the bracket, we just did the most addicting things that aren't drugs on that show and my number one vote was snoozing the alarm i just can't help it i'm addicted clem robbie's a sleep guy he's a snooze guy i have had that beaten out of me by kids if i i never was one but any kind of like sleeping late i am up at 4 30 every morning whether kids are there or not so i was up we got we did post dave if you wanted to wake up early and watch the mandorian. I think Dave was like, I think I'm good because we had, again, a 7.40 start time at Disney, which I'll see Dave multiple times. Like, just a wild move, lads. You know, like just a wild move.

So I just woke up, watched it immediately just in case anything major happened, and I don't want to get it spoiled on Twitter or just like in casual conversation and i thought everyone else was gonna watch it um but uh we watched we enjoyed and we are ready to rock and roll about it it was so goddamn good we open on tattooing back to fucking tattooing of course but we only spend a couple minutes there there's a race happening we see like a race in the streets doesn't really really look like a pod race. It looks more like a drag race. And Ellie moto mentions it's like Boonta week, which if you recall back the phantom menace, that pod race was the Boonta Eve classic.

So a little Boonta shout out there. And she is hustling a Rodian with some Jawas. It seems like the Jawas are taking parts off of the Rodian ship and then putting them back on repainted. And she's like, yep, I repaired your ship for you. They got a little side hustle on their, on their resume there. And she sells Mando R5, which she hypes up, you know,

she hypes him up as the greatest droid ever. And he just does R5 shit where he starts breaking right away. And they're off to Mandalore. So I have to admit, I said last episode, I've said a lot. I'm not a Pele Moto guy. She was not, not as bad this episode. Very tolerable. I don't know if it's just because we went in and out or I'm just used to her.

But I did not have any beef with Peli Moto the entire time. Lots of Star Wars language. She's dropping a lot of, you know, like scruffy nerve herder level creature references and stuff like that. And our boy Baby Yo can fucking jump. He can jump, do backflips and shit. I don't know. He was like an NBA Jam character. references and stuff like that and our boy baby yo can fucking jump he could jump do like flips and shit i don't know what he was like uh an nba jam character i forget who it was someone had a tweet where they were like i love that they're just throwing that fucking puppet around at this point like when he jumps you can tell literally someone's behind the camera like like they're not

doing crazy cgi on if it is cgi they're doing it minimally to where it still looks like a puppet it still looks practical and that's part of the thing we love so much about baby yoda and this show in general is the stress on practical effects that favaron feloni have both implemented so mando and groger off to mandalore they want to check it out because of last week they want to see if the surface is breathable and whatnot on r5 is with them they kind of redo the back of the ship so r5 can fit in the back where baby yo was baby yo's in the cockpit with mando and on the way over mando keeps teaching him about you got to know your way to navigate you know if you're going to be a

mandalorian you got to know your way around the galaxy you got to know every little nook and cranny every corner starts telling him this is this planet this is that planet and i love that that was shown because already in this episode we could see that baby yoda's getting a little smarter and he's being able to do a little bit more on his own and it's not just out of nowhere it's like all right mando's talking to him he's trying to teach him he's trying to train him and with their timelines who knows maybe it's been 10 fucking years since they've been together you know our boy's leveling up right now i'm very proud of it and now it makes a little more sense now that we know the favro timeline and everything he's been around for a little while.

So he's starting to put things together. And I just can't believe we're going back to Mandalore already. It's kind of like I couldn't believe. I know. I was shocked. I thought that was going to be way late in the season. Yep. And obviously you know about it going into it because you can see it.

But it's, you know, in the trailers and stuff. But, you know, this is something that I am happy about with the Mandalorian. Like, I thought this whole season was going to be about him getting Grogu back. Nope. They just took care of that in the Book of Boba Fett. You didn't watch the Book of Boba Fett. That's your problem. No one else is like, that's just how they're doing it.

They're saying we're going fucking pedal to the metal and hitting the hyperdrive. So I was shocked we're going. But I was like, again, someone that hasn't watched the cartoons and stuff. I was like, this should be cool, I guess. I don't know anything about mandalore barely know about mandalorian still and it did look really cool we talked in our last of us recap about how cool the city looked when it was like at post bombing and you could see the craters in the ground and everything was overgrown it's a different vibe with mandalore it's not as beautiful and green it It's just the shards of, you know, they said it was crystallized. The surface was crystallized by the Empire's lasers and stuff.

And you see where they bombed and stuff. And it's a crazy visual. We also mentioned last week we loved that R5 was finally getting some shine here. And he does get shine. Mando sends him out for the first samples on the planet because he doesn't know if the air is breathable yet. And then he sees a red dot show up on the map like you're playing Call of Duty and you have a UAV and Mendes like,

all right, I guess I got to go check it out. He gets ambushed by these creatures in a cave. They're, they're not Wookiees. They're not, I don't know how to describe them, but they're just these hairy cave creatures and he kills them with a dark

saber, but he struggles as we saw in the book of Boba Fett. He's still getting used to using a dark saber. He's still getting used to the weight of that thing and in my head canon i think do jedis i might have mentioned this before in the show maybe when we did book of boba fett recaps do jedis have an easier time swinging around lightsabers because they're subtly using the force and they're really like fucking heavy things like that that would make a lot of sense right and kind of letting the full force take it for you especially of the crystal side yeah i you know what i'm i'm in your head canon with you your head canon is on my head canon so we get a couple more people listening it just becomes canon at some point

right and so it's just like how r5 became uh it was a jedi droid according to like that one person who made the book or whatever he's which someone sent me to apparently one of the books in Disney Canon mentions that like in really, but in Disney Canon, it's in a book where stories are meant to be misleading. Jesus Christ. So, I mean, you can't make it more confusing.

I know. What are we talking about? Let me tell you what our five is. He's not a Jedi. He's a bitch boy. He's a fucking little scaredy cat, man. It's like,

dude, you're a droid. You have a job. Do your goddamn job. It's like Bill Belichick. Do job and r5 is like he needs you to check out the atmosphere that's all he's asking you to do and you're fucking coming clem i thought you were i know you're such an r2 guy i thought maybe all astromex but no you're just an r2 i mean you're you're blue and white not red and white yeah the goat is the goat and this guy popped his lid at his biggest

moment of his life whether or not it was four sensitive versions the guy is kind of i i i don't want to say this i i thought r5 was going to become my guy but i'm just sitting there like come on man like we like what if little sweet baby yo doesn't know if he can breathe on the planet or not because this guy doesn't want to go out and do the one job he was purchased for so i was i was just very upset though that's on pelimoto man pelimoto hyped him up she kind of you know like you're close enough with mandu and grogu at this point though where you shouldn't be swindling them they're your friends yeah well that's who pelimoto is it's one of the many reasons i'm not a very big fan of her and like you said i don't like when she speaks jawa by the way that makes me uncomfortable when i say human

speaking jawa i'm like that doesn't look right that feels weird we know she any human not just her what are the green guys called the row rodians rodians we know she likes to get down with rodians too yeah oh yeah yeah pelimoto gets crazy i think the pelimoto thing when we did the udini like the the jawa oh face i think that was during a pelimoto conversation and all that stuff so yeah r5 i'm not a fan of. We're in fucking Last of Us world where everything's scary. And then this guy, Mando, gets attacked. Granted, ambush.

Bob, Mando gets ambushed by these creatures. And he's too close for the laser beam. He stinks with the Darksaber. This was your time to use the flamethrower, you goddamn asshole. And he didn't use the flamethrower. I was screaming, use the flamethrower you goddamn asshole oh my god you're right i was screaming you're right use the flamethrower i think where they they had like fur right fur lights on fire these guys are cooked literally and figuratively cooked use the goddamn flamethrower it just drives me fucking insane that they know how to use the flame that was the moment that was the moment that was the moment he could have used it it's like when the the guy always says like was the girl was she

giving me the clue oh shit that was the clue wasn't it like man was gonna think about it the next day like oh that was when you used a flamethrower yeah so he realizes the air is okay to breathe he's like bo katan is right the air is okay to breathe here this is crazy he starts making his way down to the mines and it looks so cool down there like the soul damage that's been done is there but almost still looks like a coliseum or something like an ancient relic and the way he's like just jet packing down is really cool and of course grogu is is missing his dad so he just follows along which is going to come in handy later when a giant fucking robot snatches Mando and Grogu has to frigging save the day. It gets brought back to that like alien droid guy's lair, Mando.

This alien droid villain guy, one of the creepiest and best villain designs we've seen in Star Wars in a while, I think. I thought that was very, it was a very cool design. I thought the way it was growing and then it would like go leave and it would still always be a presence. I thought it was very cool. I thought it was at first i'm like my guy like qualities yeah almost like the the geonosian uh like from attack of the clones when they're on that big coliseum and

that you see the droid uh factory and stuff vibes of that vibes of grievous a little bit with the alien droid like i was gonna say that the alien eye droid body and then even later on when when bo katan comes by skipping ahead a little bit but when his head comes off you think he's dead and his head just crawls around like a spider like holy crap if i was thinking of my nephew right away i was like that might creep him out a little bit creep me out a little bit oh yeah big i i'm honestly shocked that you were more creeped out because that was my biggest but i guess if i saw it again maybe it was a very dark episode too i feel so very dark and it was like and i'm not gonna go like battle of winterfell dark and go on my ramp but it's like i just need to see i need to be able to see the episodes i don't know if it's because i'm old or it's because the tv is dark because i'm in a place like disney i just

need just give me episodes where i could see everything because i couldn't tell if it was a spider i didn't know what was going on which was also crazy that disney plus wasn't just on all the tvs i thought you have access to all the whole disney plus catalog because there you go you're like all right we'll get disney plus because it was so great watching the mandalorian today right exactly and they had a channel on tv that was like a sampler which was like you could press it and it was just random like content at all i put it on it was the national geogra or national treasure tv show they do i was just like damn i wanted to watch mando but i i tried to link my phone to it and everything i couldn't even do that it was it was messing up the wi-fi so i just wound up watching mando on my computer but grogu follows mando into this cave mando's like go get

bo katan send her here immediately i'm like can grogu fucking do that is he old enough like can he drive a car like literally as a baby or if you want to call him like the season one and the child this is the guy that you're gonna be like getting that starship and go in space but he on his way out he bodies a cave alien one of those like jumps in front of him this was the scene we saw in the trailer and it's so great the way he just like uses the force pushes him away and the face he makes when he comes out of that cave with his eyes squinted a little bit he's like really focusing and a note he didn't have to go to sleep right away so he's getting a little stronger that's oh great point i didn't i didn't even put that together he's he's getting stronger i feel like he's this episode in particular he's ratcheting up the cuteness he knows that cuteness is his like greatest asset he has

because everyone just goes oh whatever you need little baby basically that's how he got bo katan because he goes in the ship with r5 they fly in and as the ship flies in bo goes let's get rid of him once and for all and i'm like oh whoa whoa what the fuck you're gonna kill this guy now and she walks up to him she's like i told you never to come back here blah blah blah and realizes it's the baby and she's like oh look at the fucking baby all right all right anything for grogu and she does so i was mad at her for saying let's get rid of him once and for all but the fact that she goes back and she brings grogu and r5 and her ship and everything and truly makes an effort to save the mandalorian in multiple instances and moments where she didn't have to bo katan got major points for me in this episode i'm like you're you might be a hypocrite

but if you're saving my guy's life i'll let you be a hypocrite my note was bo is fucking shit up right now she was fucking shit up and um again how much of that is because baby yo uh like melted her heart uh babbling spluttering and cooing were three different things he was doing they're throwing those words out there you know he's hamming it up he's and then the big black eyes are just getting nice and wide like uh uh puss in boots yeah you got me you got me and she got the dark saber and she uses it way better than mando let's be honest i mean she knows how to use that thing you could see why she wants it so bad she's like if i had this i could rule the

fucking galaxy slicing up cave monsters left and right did not look heavy for her she was just slicing it spinning it doing all the tricks with it she mentions to grogu that her family used to rule little like subtle shout out to satine and all that and her father i guess who i don't think we saw her father in the clone wars if i think back i think he was already passed on but they did talk about the father a little bit in this one um slaughters those cave people and then she goes and she does save mando like i said kills the bug or droid guy or so you thought and then his eye like opens again and it's almost like a horror movie where it's like oh but there's one more monster in the end and then they wind up getting to uh where it's like oh but there's one more monster in the end

and then they wind up getting to uh getting to kill him i forget how they they smash the head they do it some cool way though yeah and this sick fuck is like draining mando's blood out of him or something yeah it was he had him in like a cooker almost he was in like a cage that was spinning and stuff yeah mando listen it's not great that he got taken in but he got taken in by an alien in a huge mech suit and we've talked about our favorite heroes in the past one of my favorite heroes of all times indiana jones one of your favorites john mclean two guys that get their ass kicked a lot and it's one of the most likable qualities of a protagonist it's not just a mary sue as they call it which i guess people use that for like a female character but

it's not a perfect character he struggles we love him for his flaws more than anything else it's crazy it sounds because the boy's been catching L's non stop basically yeah when you really take a step back and you're like kind of fucked up a lot of things and he's gotten bailed out a

few times and we love him we definitely love him and he's just so and after his blood is drained out of him he's so fucking tired i'm telling you that's that was me when jeff's like all right we got to get the thunder mount by 9 p.m and we had to go like across half the park and i'm like oh feet are hurting like knees are hurting just exhausted from head to toe that was our boy man you could hear it in pedro's voice you know what i mean yeah it's my back and neck for me it's not my feet and knees as much it's my back and my neck and my shoulders are all like from the whiplash i think it's all from guardians from those 700 jumps we did in

two seconds um bo gives din some pog soup and gives some history of the planet she talks again about you know her family uh mandalore everything about the way it used to be and living waters again she's like seriously with the fucking living waters like you really think that there's something special down there like i'll bring you down there if you really want to go down there i'll i'll bring you down there so they jet pack down grogu's in his little uh his little ball you know his little stroller the way he floats down with them is great as well it reminded me of r2 in the prequels when they were like we need to

have r2 like do more so they were like he had jets on all the whole time and then they go to the living waters mando starts taking his armor off and there's a mention of like the mythosaur cave this used to be and i was like oh mythosaur cave i bet we might see a mythosaur by the end of season four imagine they built that season four i was thinking clem i was thinking they're teasing mythosaurs in season three maybe in two years from now we'll see one then mando goes into the waters he gets pulled down he starts saying almost like a prayer like the mandalorian version of a prayer saying the creed stuff he gets pulled under which i saw some debate on whether or not he got pulled under or just fell in pretty sure he got pulled under guys i don't think he just fall like

50 feet underwater out of nowhere bo goes after him with the jet pack which another moment where i was like all right in that moment like i don't think mando had the dark saber on his body did he if he if he didn't poketan could have just been like oh he's dead dark saber's mine now sick like poketan going into the water i was was like, all right, for this week, she's not getting any angry rants from me. She is good by me for this week. And she sees Clem, the eye of an alive Mythasaur. The Mythasaur is a Factasaur.

It exists. It's real. And it's way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way bigger than I ever thought it could be. There was talk of like riding one of them or something like that. I'm like, how do you even ride that thing? You look like an ant on it basically. Yeah. I don't know if you could ride that thing. I mean, Bo-Katan was the size of it's like eye. Yeah. It was, it was like a celestial yeah yeah exactly seeing the uh jetpack work underwater too i was like all right i always forget they have jetpacks i also was like yo if mando gets captured by a creature loses the darksaber to the creature and then you pick up the darksaber you technically should be the owner of the darksaber by me because it's like

if you don't take care of your stuff you lose it that's fucking how we go that's how we go in this household when sienna like you put that somewhere your brother can't reach because if he takes it i can't get it back from him kind of a thing far far away too with the darksaber like there's no commanding board over the darksaber there's nobody being like well you didn't follow the rules the darksaber is like the 24-7 hardcore title like at any point that thing could change hands it might not even be via a match or pinfall it someone might just steal it and then they will say yeah screw it they're a champ that's how the darksaber works do you think mando will keep the darksaber the entire season or lose it to somebody i'm gonna say it's gonna be by like the end of next episode the way that they go like i feel like we're in fucking like i was just like oh by the end of

season four maybe right and it's like no everything here and i appreciate that they're just like getting shit done they'll think of other things we'll look forward to and then that shit will get done sooner than we thought and it's just like it's just the pace of it makes it so much more fun another question about the living waters we heard a lot about there's nothing special about the living waters there's nothing you know crazy there's only myths do you think that was all leading to the mythosaur which i would think is fine like that was an awesome awesome moment and reveal or do you think there's anything about those waters that can give you the force oh i didn't even think about that i might be getting too ambitious with that and maybe that's not even

great for mando maybe mando needs to remain just the bounty hunter and i'd be completely fine with him never getting the force just the way they talked about it and they talked about there's nothing special about that there's nothing special about that i was thinking maybe there's a mythosaur down there or maybe he's going to go down there and start to get inklings of you know feeling the force even if it's not crazy power maybe he'll be able to move something with his mind and we'll be like, Oh shit. He's got some metachlorians in that blood. As I I'm, I'm very much fine if they just keep it completely separate. And that's just their little religious fanatic water,

which by the way, for everyone saying all these guys are just from religious fanatics, they're mythical creature pulling the guy who, you know, broke the creed underwater, potentially do his watery tomb. The kind of like, it's like, there's something more here. There's something more.

So that's a big W for the armorer and her fucking crew of their little cult they had going on. So I will give them that much. It also is just so ridiculous. It's just saying these words, walking in the water. Also, it's kind of like this magical lake and all this stuff very cool the fact that it's like we're going to go to the civic center i feel like it was like mid hudson civic center i'm like what are we fucking talking let's get a better name here just that one and that's a very regional thing the mid hudson civic center is yeah i'm being

like the kipsey i think it just kind of took me out i was like what the fuck are we talking that's where you see like old wrestling shows and shit like that i was gonna say civic center is definitely like a wrestling venue for yes exactly another word that got mentioned in this episode that if you watched our and or reviews you know we love the pronunciation of this one bocatan said schedule get my scheduling yes yeah i like that i was like oh yeah get that c out of that word in the star Wars universe We are not big fans Of the schedule Usually it's bad people Well yeah true Well Bo-Katan

Bo was right We do know Bo was right about Mandalore So we have to at least admit that right Robbie Well she was half right She was right about the air being able to breathe But she was wrong about the lakes The lakes that's a fair point I won't argue that at all And then the other thing was our boy heavy spoilers

pointed this out in his video mando was like i need this for spelunking and she's like spelunking he's like where are you gonna spelunk it's like oh you know spelunking and a little call back from the dark knight it's it's very much if you watch his thing it kind of goes like one-on-one with that which i still am not sure what spunking is all these years later. And I've heard it a million different times. I don't know either. And you told me that I actually haven't watched the heavy spoilers breakdown yet. I definitely will, but I haven't seen it yet.

You told me that. And I thought to myself, and this is the first, one of the first moments in my life where I started to feel old. I went, Holy shit. It's a 15 year old reference. Yeah. That's an old, no. Can you believe that 15-year-old reference. Yeah, that's an old, oh, no. Can you believe that?

Like, if this was 1990, that is a reference to 1975. Oh, my God. Like, how much does that fuck you up? Not good. Not good. I mean, when, like, shit that I, you know, when in the club turned 20, that fucked me up pretty good. I feel like I just drained the life out of you like Mando right now. I just took all the blood out of you.

That's exactly how he sounded. All right. That was, uh, that was the Disney boys recap. That was the Mandalorian chapter 18 minds of Mandalore recap. If you're listening on the podcast feed, I'll throw it right over to the last of us recap with John Henry Feidelberg. And next week, it's going to have its own podcast just for the finale.

And I'll separate that. And then from here on out, it'll be all Mando recaps. Do we have a hashtag we want the people to use? I do. Hashtag hashtag. Thank you. Bo Katan.

Okay. All right. This week, she deserves that I was like was Bob gonna fight this one But it's kind of like Thank you big cat thank you Bo-Katan Thank you Bo-Katan This week I'm gonna allow that

She saved our guy she made sure Grogu arrived Safe and everything I mean she probably could have just tried to kill Grogu It would have been a savage move but you know It's Star Wars I wouldn't put it past anyone I'm gonna just make this I wouldn't put it past anyone. I'm going to just make this. I'm going to put it out there now while we're in, like, good vibes mode, too. Bo has another episode like this.

Bob, I might have to just be, like, your enemy on this for the rest of the way until she proves me wrong. Well, we'll see if she starts, you know, being less of a hypocrite. Like, I want someone that knows her history to point it out to her. Like, I want to make an appearance on the show and kick in a saloon door and be like, I know what you did in your past, Bo-Katan. You were in Death Watch. I want CCTV footage shown to Manda. Oh, like a

CCTV of a guy assassinating his parents? We're going to go to that one? We're talking about Star Wars, not Marvel. The basement has had some tough times here, but the good vibes are coming back. We just had a trip to fucking Disney together. If we're going to be fighting after that, that's a real problem.

So the Bo and Bob meter, where are we at now? One to ten in terms of like pure hatred for her. Low now. Now I feel like a five. I feel like it could almost like it's the Tony Hawk when you're, when you're grinding in the Tony Hawk. I'm on the meter. I'm right in the middle right now. It could sway quick one side or the other,

but right now I'm in the middle five. We'll take that. All right. We'll take that team boat. We'll take, we'll accept that. All right. Thank you everyone for listening.

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week all right welcome back to my mom's basement in a very special last of us edition of my mom's basement with our first guest of the season john henry feidelberg it's a post-apocalyptic world right it's like there's not a lot of people around we don't know who to grab who's infected who's safe and we realize feidelberg's watching the show he's safe get in the basement feidelberg i'm fucking here boys i am here very very much here and you're loving the show right we saw your tweets yeah last night you were all about it i am i'm obsessed with the show i love the show even the parts where I know I just told you guys off there I think But I was waiting for someone to catch up To watch with me so I watched the first five

On Sunday nights and then Someone wanted to watch with me and I was like Alright mom fucking catch up And then she took too long And so last night I did six seven and eight And I had seen The negative criticisms of six And seven so maybe I went in with a low bar but I loved 6, 7, and 8 And I had seen the negative criticisms Of 6 and 7

So maybe I went in with a low bar But I loved those too They haven't missed yet as far as I'm concerned Every single one has been great I thought the one in the mall was unbelievable Maybe not unbelievable, but really good I really enjoyed that one as well It's been 10 out of 10 the whole way

You didn't have that like Oh shit, it's over And I have a week to wait so you just got to go right Back in so I think that helps because we said The same thing like I felt like it was a necessary episode It was by no means great but At the same point you're just like alright now let's keep it rolling And then the way last night ended it's like

I saw you tweeted you're like I fucking Love the last of us and I was telling Robby Before we went live I was like there's certain people at Barstool When they're watching the same show I'm watching. I'm very happy. You, Kev, Trent. Hell, you guys are my guys. Like, I love being in the foxhole with you guys.

So I love to have you all caught up and we're going to be going in, which I didn't realize last night was the penultimate episode. So we got the fucking finale coming next week. And, you know, those guys are looking to gut our souls right now. I also didn't realize that last night was the penultimate. And we talked about this on KFC radio today too. Penultimate only gets used in episode in TV. Yes. No one ever said anything about penultimate

unless it's about television. But I was surprised to see that next week's the finale because I feel like seasons usually do eight or 10. I don't think there's a lot of nine episode seasons. That seems like it's pretty rare. Which opens up the door for a secret episode. We've been waiting for secret episodes for a very long time. Remember that on the CDs?

Every show we think maybe we could get a secret episode. It's like you stay tuned. The next week, imagine an episode just came out, a finale finale. That would be sick. I'm very into that. A PS, an epilogue. The entire world convinces itself Game ofones is going to have a secret episode you remember that that was like the last season and they're like no that was it it was terrible

you guys fucking you guys are fucked up so we've been hoping for it ever since though we're like we will get a secret episode one of these days on some tv show there will be one i think there actually was a secret episode on a show we weren't watching too yeah like fuck we weren't watching it they did a secret episode but like you said i think even the mall episode even if you called that the worst episode of the last of us i think the bar for this show it's such a good show that even the lowest of that show is like better than most other shows and the actors in it are so good the action that they weave in is so good even that we expected a lot more zombies going into the show or clickers sorry not using the fucking z word in front of people not a lot infected and it's honestly been scarier with the people yeah i i agree with that i also think sorry clem i also

think that i like how they do a lot of the storylines we were saying is that that it's actually like almost they're all not all but, but many of them, some of their best episodes, episode three, maybe not episode five so much, but last episode seven, they're like standalones where if you just tell someone beforehand, you're like, listen, here's the deal. Zombies infect the world. This girl's immune. They're trying to use her to save the world.

And you go, go. And you can do it. Episode three, you can do. Now she's not in it very much. And then this one you can as well where it's like, this is just a beautiful story. Episode 3 is just a beautiful romance story. Episode 7 I thought was just another beautiful romance story

where someone losing someone they love. I think I would get overwhelmed. And to preface this whole show, I've never seen The Walking Dead. I actually have really never been too big into zombie content until this show. I think I would be overwhelmed and would get kind of almost drown in

and become numb to the idea of just constant zombies attacking all the time. Where this is like these the flashbacks and these the romance and the love that you see in this is beautiful and incredible to me

i agree and i feel like they're also different kinds of zombies and in the walking dead which you haven't seen you just said they're not as big a threat like they're a threat if you got a horde of them or something but generally they're just mindless like walking around like you would see zombies in media in the last of us last week when that zombie came into the halloween shop it was running faster than fucking Usain Bolt. These things are issues. One of them is a huge issue. So I do like that they're kind of showing you that.

And when we had the horde in the one episode where they came up from the ground, that was a fucking moment and a half right there. So it's like you're saving the zombie moments for the big zombie moments. I like that. Yeah, right, right. You're not overdoing it. I think you said that in Walking Dead, they're very slow moving. I like that. Yeah, right, right. You're not overdoing it. I think you said that in Walking Dead, they're very slow moving and things like that. I think that's what turns me off to them

because the only thing I've ever liked aside from this is World War Z. I love World War Z. Super fast zombies. I think the slow moving is just like, I don't know, man, just walk kind of fast away and be done with this like that that doesn't scare me as much as like oh they can fucking cruise is a different story

yeah and clem has been generally a pussy in this show just to be honest if we're being honest anytime he sees his zombie fights he hits mute on his tv he just hits mute and he watches on closed captions why because i Because I'm scared. I'm a scared person. Rob's throwing the P word around a little. There's been a little friction in the basement. There has been. Yeah, I brought Feidelberg into this.

This is like when a relationship is going sour and I'm like, let's try a threesome. Let's get it. Exactly. Feidelberg, I think, has been in that exact situation in his life. At least when I said he's a quarter out of podcast. Me and Clem have been yelling at each other for food takes he tweeted me a picture of khabib choking out mcgregor i tweeted back to giants boat picture things usually don't get that contentious in the base you started that with the

sandwiches yeah he started calling on my dozen answer too so like don't wait by the way i'm i i actually i i pretty I pretty rarely talk to Dave. And I text to Dave about that. I'm like, dude, I'm in the trenches right now about this yodel business. This is crazy. Fights, Dave told me that. Dave in the green room was like, Fights doesn't text me. Fights hasn't texted me in four fucking years.

He texted me about this. If people don't know what we're talking about, go check out the dozen and viva list tool and all of that it's a whole thing but let's get into the last of us we start with that religious prayer circle which immediately we're like all right what are we getting into here there's a girl crying and we find out later it's because her dad was the one that we saw killed and everything the town is super low on food and joel is not doing too good so ellie goes try to tries to hunt falls flat on her face get some clicking sounds if you watch some closed captions i saw fights tweeting about i was very much like oh my god i see clicker getting afraid we were told

before the episode too by mutual friend justin kroll this one's going to be super creepy so i was very much like we're going to get a creepy zombie scene. Different direction. But she finds those two townspeople. She negotiates, and they kick off the episode with that. That was the clicking was a – because, again, I'm closed captions. And even when I saw the captions, then I tuned in. I still – I could kind of hear it at that point. I was still not positive what it is. There does seem to be some debate, at least in my mentions on twitter about whether it's um someone said it was the deer's hooves

which i mean he's in a couple inches of snow i'm not i'm not buying clicking on that yeah someone else said that the other guys were using antlers and they were rattling those which is a hunting technique which i actually did know about um and they were like rattling those but that's rattling see i even i even just instinctively said rattling that that's not that's rattling no maybe in the show where they're using the term clickers i don't think closed captions would make that like frodi and slip and say that if they didn't mean it so we heard that it was going to be a creepy episode right i turned it on last night captions just weren't working for me and i'm a mute guy during creepy episodes so i was like motherfucker i'm going out and listen we're gonna talk like this

was the worst the worst version of creepy possible this episode ended up being but it wasn't the kind i needed the mute for so i'm kind of happy because i was i was blind so i didn't even know this whole this whole clicker thing but another thing that confused me i didn't realize that they were talking about the guy from the college that he killed. Like they didn't make that abundantly clear. Right. Like I felt like I was more of a reveal later on. OK. And even then it wasn't bashed over heads like I thought it might be the case. And then by the end, I was like, I'm pretty sure that I still didn't know when the credits are in. I'm like, I think that's what they were talking about this whole time.

Oh, oh, I figured it out because i was i was watching with my mom i was back home and um the uh she's not the greatest television watchers they're they're new adapters to primetime tv and um i had to i i have to explain a lot to her and so when they're sitting by the fire they're waiting for um i think they might have been joe i forget um to go get the medicine yeah yep um the uh when while they they're waiting for him that i i i got it then i hit pause and i was like so you understand what's happening right like because he says like you know everything happens for a reason i sent four people out only three came back a crazy man killed one i i put that together pretty fast and maybe that's because i had to i knew i was going to explain things to my mom so i was zoned in but um i i i got it right there i was like oh

shit it's it's the guy they killed the guy's neck they broke i might be slow too i'm fully fully gonna put that one out there potentially also like it is kind of uh i don't know it's not really a trope but i feel like it has kind of become the case. Like, a preacher guy leading a group of villagers, you're like, sus. Sus list immediately. Once you say he was a teacher, the teacher to preacher to pedophile is about the trajectory you go.

That is how it goes. The game of life, I think, it's like you do like the fast lane and it's just like, if you want to just do this, you can go teacher, preacher, predator predator you're fucking there yeah his right hand man by the way in this episode he's got that guy with a beard that's kind of his guy the whole episode is the voice of joel in the video game i thought that was cool they're kind of giving a lot of the video game actors uh roles in this show and people are speculating that the girl who does

the voice of ellie in the game will be in the next episode in potentially a big role people are speculating that the girl who does the voice of Ellie in the game will be in the next episode in potentially a big role. People are saying, I do think those are cool little nods and I haven't played the game. I don't know anything about the game. So this is all brand new to me. This is, I don't know what's coming. I don't know what could possibly happen next,

but I am willing to declare this far and away. Video game people are worse than book people. Oh, about the references and stuff like that like like everyone like the book was the game was better this happened this like in i watched eight season of thrones whatever it was a handful of people maybe over the eight year span maybe five people tweeted me something about the book and maybe that's because it's less popular than the game was but i am constantly inundated with people telling me how things went down in the game versus how they happen in TV. So earlier when I was like just laughing at you, you're like, sorry, I wasn't trying to interrupt you.

I just was laughing because I was like, I feel like we get a good Feidelberg rant about people correcting him from zombies to clickers. It's like, I don't give a fuck that've said we say it every episode we're like zombies all right i know we didn't say clickers apologies but because we're like trying to keep the people on our side we'll also let them know we're like already fed up with it even though we haven't been corrected that many times so far you know what's crazy i've somehow become a clicker guy i i was just fully on the fence i was very strongly in the beginning i was like i'm calling them fucking zombies because they're obviously fucking zombies and somewhere along the way i saw the light and i say clickers all the time i will say this it does distinguish like it makes you feel better about because it's like i don't watch a zombie show i watch a clicker show because those those zombies

they are the lazy bastards that walk so slow and And the reason I've never been a Walking Dead person or really any zombie show, because like back in 2013, it was all about zombie apocalypses. You remember that was like, how would you survive? And it was kind of like with Bacon, where it got so annoying. It was like, all right, I'm out of zombies altogether. I never got into any of that zombie shit. So the fact, I only got into the show because Bob was like, dude, I think this is going to be big. And I was like, I don't think so, man. I don't know if we should recap.

He goes, it's the 9 o'clock slot on HBO. I go, I'm in, you motherfucker. Because that's – I always say that is the fucking quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys when it comes to, like, the show. You put that at 9 p.m. on HBO on Sunday night, I'm fucking in. If anyone says – I don't have a choice. Yeah, exactly.

You're going to drop my hands. I got to watch it. Dude, I'll say this, dude. Not only am I going to become a clickers guy, I say cordyceps all the time. I saw you had a tweet about that. He's like, I think we're getting cordyceps battle in the finale. I was like, fights is using the big words now. We all do it.

We're calling ourselves the nerds. Yeah, we're calling ourselves nerds. We're saying zombies. You're like, fellas, it's cordyceps. Get it right. Dude, I didn't even have to Google how to spell it. I knew everything. I was like, cordyceps, cap C, cordyceps. I got dude I Didn't even have to google how to spell it I knew Everything I was like cordyceps cap C

Cordyceps I got it don't worry about it That's one of my favorite things about KFC Is how he sticks to his his rules and he Never breaks them because he's like I don't use Apostrophes I don't think he's using apostrophe Ever He's like I'm calling it WWF the rest of my life still calls it WWF

Not WWE Giancarlo Stan He just calls Mike Stanton every single time You cannotF, not WWE. Giancarlo Stanton, he just calls Mike Stanton every single time. You cannot get that guy to say Giancarlo Stanton. Kevin also, this is back in the day. It doesn't happen so often anymore. Doesn't use the letter O. He uses zero instead. I always hit zero. I don't know why. Is that real?

That's absurd. It's a bad behavior. Heavy blogging. Kevin would always just have zeros all over the place i was laughing on i was agreeing with everything clem was saying up until the zero thing that's absurd you should be put on a watch list for that um k margaret came to me at one point and was like is there some reason you're doing this like is it a bit or because he was like editing my shit and i was like uh what are you talking about he's like every single blog every day at least one blog has a zero i've had the same thing

with rico he puts spaces sometimes like next to commas and like uh periods i'm like he's i'm like it's not the rule he's like no no i don't understand it just appears there i'm like i can't even argue with that you just you have to let it be so i know porno does the same thing he has like the seven spaces in between his tweets that dude i i can't imagine that dave is actually that old but i think it's because it can't be this it can't be this that when you use typewriters you had to double speed to hit space point it can't be that yeah it can't be that right but i know that's what i know it's typewriter because he says his his mom was an english teacher right and that's like where it came from so maybe it comes from her so it's like a passed down thing maybe he wasn't the one on the typewriters

but he was told that growing up maybe it's something like that back to the last of us ellie shoots a deer she tracks it down i felt so bad i love seeing deer so i was like ah fuck i i'm such a pussy with that sydney wells would hate me and she tracks it she sees the two uh preacher dudes watching over it she negotiates for medicine penicillin with them but they turn heel on her quickly and they're like all right we're gonna follow her tracks and just go fucking slaughter that man tomorrow or bring him to justice the preacher doesn't want to kill him everyone else is like we're gonna kill these people for killing our guys preacher even in this moment i didn't trust him he's trying to be trustworthy he's trying to say he's the cool guy

there was no way for a second i was going to trust him in this episode he had me for a bit i'll admit and i'm embarrassed to admit it, by the fire when she says, when Ellie says, what do you do, some kind of weird cult thing? And he kind of giggles. He goes, oh, you got me there. It's pretty standard Bible stuff, but I am a preacher. I was like, ah, all right. He might be so-so.

Now, obviously, I have my antenna up with everybody in this show, but I wasn't – I was 50 was 50 nah maybe not even 50 50 i'll say i was 70 he was bad 30 he might be good and and i quickly changed but for a while there i wasn't 100 convinced when he were you when he said like this isn't code words i want you to get the medicine and he brought the medicine back i was like all right i'm sold to this guy and i heard a lot of people saying like in the video game you like you do missions with this guy you like you fight clickers with this guy so you like have to rely on him and you really do become like friendly with him and when he betrays you it really does hurt so i i was in um i actually like is like that that's

interesting you say betrayal because one of the lines that that bothered me from an earlier episode was um and maybe that's kind of what they were referring to maybe it was a nod like that um without spelling out the tv show um i believe her name was maria tommy's wife um and she tells ellie when she's cutting her hair she's like you don't trust me that's good you can only be you can only be betrayed by the people you trust and i thought that was going to come into play in the episode it didn't um but maybe that's what this is coming to i i feel like that was such a line and they feel like that line felt like a moment that i thought it was going to have to come up at some point and i guess maybe this could be it or maybe it happens in the future so that was the line i was going to use when bob decided to point to devil dogs and wrote sandwiched as his caption

and i couldn't find the exact line. And I was like, that's perfect. Like I was just portrayed like that was a completely unnecessary tweet. And I respect that you're keeping the dozen on our feeds and everything here. Play with the joke. It's just like, you know, someone else does that. I truck it up. My guy, Bob, I'm in the basement every fucking week.

And this guy's stabbing me with a fucking rusty knife. I'm kind of fucked up. We did say this, John, though. You brothers. stabbing me with a fucking rusty knife i'm kind of fucked up we did say this john though you brothers like the way that his fucking brother was just saddled up having sex in like fucking 70 degree cabin as his brothers in boston just trying to like survive that's kind of like wouldn't you look for your brother and try to get him there bro not only not even look for my brother i'd at least answer his radio calls like if he's spending every night trying to get in touch with like hey bro i'm safe there's a pretty sweet commune out here if you're interested in

being a communist we got a pretty sweet setup with movie theaters and shit like maybe maybe try to get to wyoming if you're if you're not doing anything i would i would surely at least acknowledge that by the way i didn't want to betray you like that clint but i parked my car and there was a drake's truck next to where i parked my car i was like what are the odds of this i have to take a picture so you know what there was a there was two drake's trucks sandwiching my car basically that's why i said too i said i'm happy to use the giants picture because the curse of the boat has been lifted this year i was like any met stuff would have crushed me he goes yeah mets mets would have felt like it went too far i didn't like throwing the mcgray at you so whatever

it's water under the bridge. Water under the bridge. I also love this and I'm so happy you have fights because I know fights love this too. When Ellie kept calling him buddy boy. Buddy boy, yeah. Such a great burn. I love it. It's so much worse than Guy

or Chief or any of those. Like, hey, buddy boy. And she's like, and you, buddy boy. Let him know. You're buddy boy now. She said it twice. She established it. That motherfucker hey buddy boy and she's like and you buddy boy like she said let him know you're buddy boy now she said it twice she established it that motherfucker was buddy boy the rest of the episode for me i don't know what his real name was he would have been well within his rights in civilized society if he shot her for that let alone his fingers on the trigger just looking at the preacher like you're gonna fucking let this happen buddy boy here. Buddy is bad enough.

Oh, I know. Disrespectful. Yeah. The preacher returns back and the girl, I think her name was Hannah, is like, you should kill them for what they did to my dad. He walks up to her. He smacks the shit out of her, which was like, okay, we know exactly the kind of guy this is right away. Yeah, that's where he lost by 30 percent there

he's smacking around a kid that dude couldn't handle one day as a parent and that wasn't even his real kid he didn't even have her as a baby trust me dude it's so much harder like you had the kid basically given to you on easy level at that point you just have to fucking just wheel her out and just feed her every day man that guy isn't made for parenting man well speaking of feeding her they feed the the cabin right did you guys have any light bulbs start going off when we know they're low on food there's no deer out there but they're eating what are they eating i did i had i had zero light bulbs i i did not think that at all so they said it was venison and they they did pan on the meat and i'm like oh that's some very nice looking venison right there because i think that's

what it looks like i have no clue what it looks like. I have no clue what it looks like. You could feed me humans for the rest of my life. I would have no fucking clue apparently. I guess it's an argument for cannibalism but all meat looks like meat to me. The second I came out, I thought it was odd how they prepared it where they just

threw it raw into the soup. You gotta cook it first and then you put the cooked meat in the soup. I'm not a chef. I've not been to culinary school I don't think meat cooks that way I don't think you can just Boil meat uncooked Can I just say this too

I don't think I'm alone here These people's manners were shit No one said thank you when they were picking up the soup Even if it was human Venison whatever it was. No one said thank you when they were picking up the soup, even if it was human, venison, whatever it was. Not one person said thank you. And I understand 20 years of an apostle apocalyptic world breaks you down. Matters is the core of your fucking existence.

Just one person could have said thank you. This fucking whole church was built on fucking a house of cards to begin with. That's why it all fell apart. Clem, I'm really glad you brought up the manners thing because I'm a big manners guy. Particularly at dinner. I'm a huge table manners guy. The rattling of the

spoons and the blade. I would have lost my goddamn mind. I would have gone on a hunger strike. I'm not eating if you're all making this much noise. It's not happening around here. It was just like it was like they were feeding a pig pen. It was crazy. that were coming out of it it was it was you're at a wedding and everyone's clinking their glasses trying to get the bride and groom to kiss

the worst part of the wedding by the way when people overdo that oh my god i hate when that's overdone so the religious freaks are on to ellie they start tracking her she gives joel a knife and she's like if someone comes down here you need to stay awake and you need to fucking kill them do whatever you can to survive i'm gonna go try to distract them gets on horseback tries to shoot at them run away and stuff the horse gets shot which we've had a lot of devastating deaths in this the last of us when i see a horse get shot it just rips the fucking heart out of my chest like collie ma style the leader takes ellie he locks her up and then one does wind up finding joel he stabs him and this was such a fuck yeah moment for me like this was me and fights love our gerard

butler movies almost a gerard butler-esque moment of like yeah he's the man one man army go get this girl back go get your baby girl back he tortures two of them the most savage scene of the episode he threatens to fucking rip his kneecap off knife in the knee i'll rip your kneecap off oh my god i went oh fuck yeah like i got jacked up you're very right with the gerard butler you can even specify to a certain character it's a very mike banning moment because banning loves fucking stabbing someone in the head loves it and when he popped out and got him in the neck, I was like, let's go. And then the knee, that was obviously a little nod,

a little throwback to the man Joel used to be. But that was primo. That was fantastic. That was a great, great scene. Shoving the knife in his mouth. And he used that line earlier in the show with uh the the native on the reservation point to it it better be the same spot they pointed to which is such a i would i would never think of that i would never think to do something like that it's such a genius way to make sure

you're not getting lied to like here you you go over here you don't get to see what they just pointed to you guys better point at the same fucking spot and then to kill him and go why did you kill him he told you the truth don't worry i believed him oh my god i was like cast pedro pascal is batman today i want him as batman now so i i don't know my gerard butler movies as well as you guys do my notes i was like first i'm like joel is basically joel mclean here he's he's bruce willis by himself and die hard trying to get out of the building then i'm like oh no no no he's John fucking Wick at this point. He's just murdering motherfuckers. And by the end, he was Creasy Bear.

He was Man on Fire, and he was just ripping kneecaps off and getting people to spill the beans. And I can't even blame these guys for being like... I mean, at this point, you can tell these guys were kind of sick of, I think, the preacher shit. So it's not like they were protecting

their families and people they like. I think they were just like fuck it by that point so also i have to ask this if you had it right now inject someone with penicillin i don't think i would have went in the wound i would have went i would either went in like the arm like i would have just done the arm there maybe the gut maybe fucking i i don't think i would have in the heart but i don't like i think it would have been with thermit in the heart but i don't like i think it would tell you don't even go near the wound i thought that i wouldn't know what to do yeah i'd have i was i was very shocked and impressed that she had any idea the proper amount of milligrams because like i i definitely wouldn't give him half a syringe i'd be like i

don't i don't know i'd probably i'd if i had to throw out a number i'd probably give them one-eighth of a syringe of penicillin i don't know what the proper way to go is but she it it looked like too much penicillin to me i don't know what happens i don't know if you can overdose on penicillin i'm not a doctor but that looked like too much penicillin i'll be honest with you john i have like you know children's talent and stuff i don't even read the back it's so small and i old eyes are so bad i just like the little guy he's smaller than her we'll go about a quarter of the cup third of the cup actually bob cut this from the pot i don't think i should be is listening after that one also i was surprised she even knew how to use a syringe like a girl

that grew up post-apocalyptic world is like all right she know one she knows how to use a syringe she knows how to use medicine two why didn't the other side just give her poison in the penicillin bottle be like here you go i i question i wondered that myself why are you giving him action like give him give him morphine like he'll overdose on morphine give him i don't know anything other than the thing that makes him stronger the one thing he needs someone killed your boy be like we should we should make sure he's back to full strength pretty quickly it's like that like a side effect of too much penicillin as you become a superhuman fucking gerard butler movie character they fuck that one up pretty badly yeah they do lock ellie up they put her in a little prison and she sees something that shocks her and it's like

what the hell does she see on the floor that has her that shook? It's a fucking ear. They are eating people. These are religious cannibals. She can't believe it. She realizes, oh, my God, I might be next to be eaten. The preacher tries to reason with her. And I wrote it's like a weird ass Vader Luke Skywalker thing where he's like, join me and we can rule the galaxy together. Just you and me will be partners in this and it's like dude at the end of the day like you are like a dude with a full tribe of adults and you're talking to this 12 year old girl like you and me are the truth but he's obviously a creep we learned that later on

she lures him in breaks his finger which i was rooting for i said lure him and break his fucking finger me and ellie same wavelength that's the the kind of like kid move the only thing you can do and they go to chop her up, but she pulls the infected card. No, no, I'm infected. You can't do that. And you're infected now too. Cause I bet you fucking hatchet some guy in the throat. That was the Joel from the video game.

Hatchet in the throat, run away. He called her the C word too. Let's not bury the lead there, Bob. Called like a 12 year old the C word. That was, I was like, oh, this guy means business. I also, so at this point when he's like, we can build this together, I was on the same thing. Maybe it's because of the nerd.

I'm like, is he fucking trying to like recruit Luke Skywalker here? And then I did the, oh, or he's looking to like, looking for a wife here basically. Like a wife, yeah. From like, and that's when I started really being like, we're in trouble and it's not because there's ears on the ground right now. Yeah, that's the least of our worries. I don't know if he says we can multiply or we can grow or some of that he says something that implied we're gonna have a family together and it was like oh you're a

pedophile i don't know what age what age is she supposed to be i know the actress is 19 i don't know i don't know i would guess like 14, 15. That's exactly what I thought. Yeah. I pictured her in that realm. So yeah, I'm going to throw the hard P on him. Pedophile. Yeah.

Pedophile. He's not suing the blog. He's not suing Kevin for that. The Bella Ramsey has been unbelievable every episode. She's been great. But that scene in particular right there and what comes later, I thought was an absolute masterclass. When she does the, she's kind of almost weepy,

injured, like she's kind of whispering, like, Ellie, it's Ellie. And then he kind of turns around at the door, like thinking she's opening up, telling him, oh, this is what I am. You asked for my name earlier, it's Ellie. She goes, tell him it's ellie who broke your fucking finger i was like again like stand up let's go kid let's go she earned

herself the emmy in that moment right there it's like yeah bella ramsey's getting an emmy for this show pedro pascal's getting an emmy for this show the two bill and frank are probably both getting guest star emmys for this show just why don't you line them up just ship them right to their address now we don't even need to do the award ceremony or anything joel starts searching for ellie and this is the moment where you think like all right here's joel's big moment he's gonna kick in a door and save the day right but no he can't he sees people skinned hung up decapitated it's all fucked up looking um ellie and the preacher in a burning building she throws a thing at him lights it on fire so i think even like all right the smoke will tell joel that's where she is and he'll be able to get in but ellie is the only one that can

save herself is what uh craig mazen the show creator said in the after the show special he said he she's the only one that can save herself in this moment she does from pure unadulterated violence. This preacher tries to rape her and she fights back and she stabs this motherfucker with the hatchet 1,000 times, blood spraying all over her own face. She escapes the gas and everything. And then I have chills on my arm, literally talking about this moment. Joel hugging her from behind and saying,

it's okay, I got you, baby girl. The same thing he used to call his daughter 20 years ago, the same words he hasn't spoken in 20 years and her just being like, he, he hugging him. That was like one of the greatest moments in television right there. That was incredible. That was, that was fantastic. And like the, the juxtaposition between the two scenes where basically Ellie's in hell Ellie's literally in hell

she's in there with a preacher pedophile the building's on fire it is her own version of a living absolute hell and she battles her way out of it and with as you said you know what he deserved it but I'm going to say it

it was too many stabs it was there were one one third of the way in i was like this is a lot of stabs and then she three x that was so many goddamn stabs i was afraid she was gonna burn alive she was spending so much time in the room stabbing him it became a family guy bit and you're just like he just kept doing it over and over again look at your watch it's like all right this has been legitimately 15 minutes it was when cave on tibetan kept doing the snow angel next to dick falls he was like convulsing i was like all right this has officially reached family guy bit this is the same exact thing fights you're 100 right but the ending then then to end it with the the reunion

was like that was probably maybe the most powerful moment in the show so far. Yeah, it was. I still think I wasn't scared until I met you, gets me, from Bill and Frank. But, yeah, that one's definitely up there for sure. I watched it like three times before we went live, like the last like 20 seconds or whatever the show and fights i don't know how like we haven't i've gotten into

the youtube review game with shows now where i watch like a little 20 minute youtube just to kind of people people actually know what they're talking about breaking things down and they've mentioned things like joel looks at his watch every time ellie does something that reminds him of his daughter and shit and that watch it broke the day remember she fixes the watch in episode one sarah fixes the watch gives it to him then it breaks that day basically when she dies so his life basically ended at that moment time stops for him so he and they said like in this season he's always looked at his watch whenever she does something that's kind of sweet or you know kind of like bringing out the guy he used to be and

then when he says fucking baby girl i got you which is what he called so i'm getting goosebumps just talking about it right now man that is i i don't know top three moment of the show i think the bill and frank has a moment that has a moment i don't know man like to have that moment in this episode this fucking show man and all that being said tell me if this is crazy I'm starting to think I'm team fungus now Because it's The humans that are giving us All these fucked up moments Like that fucking preacher dude

Is a fucking asshole he doesn't deserve to be on this world In this world The fungus takes better care of its people Excuse me what are they called John The cordyceps The cordyceps? Cordyceps. The cordyceps?

Like, fucking remember Tessie was trying to go into her mouth and just – like, they're just fucking trying to make each other live. That cordycep isn't going and trying just to kill the other cordyceps. It's trying to just grow the species. Where we have these fucking – every week I just meet more people that just make me realize how awful humanity is. So I'm telling you, man, I might be hashtag Team Fungus. It is. It I'm telling you, man, I might be hashtag team fungus. It is. It's not ideal.

I'm going to stay team humanity for now. Thank you. Me too. I'll be on there with you. There is, I think the preacher, if that's who you want to side with, I believe he makes a comparable argument that he doesn't blame Cordyceps. He thinks the Cordyceps is a, looking after its own flock, yada yada, he understands

on an intellectual level, the Cordyceps I I guess, I kind of do, but I think that there is enough good in humanity, and I'm sure there will be some downfall, but I forget the name of the town, where Tommy lives

you can still see the good in humanity there whereas maybe out on the fringe you get the which which actually is a nice little uh uh microcosm of life where in in in society you got your good people and then on the outside on the fringe is where you kind of find the lunatics but i think in in the towns they're they're still good and me, to be clear, I understand. That's right. The preacher did say that. He's also part of Team Humanity. So he's not on my team in this.

He's still on your guys' team. I'm going to be on the fungus team that just has the guys growing out of walls and shit. But it's like I'm starting to feel like the fungus is the good guy of the show. And I'll tell you who agrees with me. All the animals, all the plants. They're just like, you got these fucking assholes finally to stop murdering us and taking over our land i'm starting to feel i like i'm feeling like tommy when he realized like he's a communist i'm starting to realize i'm like anti-human

yeah as i talk about it so we talked about tommy's town go ahead i was gonna say this is a thanos had some good ideas pod yes clemens thanos is right guy but we were talking about tommy's town a few weeks ago and i said if i were in this post-apocalyptic world i would make it my goal to hunt down movies and open up a movie theater like this like try to get popcorn for people and then play like et followed up by indiana jones followed up by the departed like the greatest movies of all time that people haven't seen in this world. What do you think you would try to do as a job if you were in The Last of Us? Let's say you made it to Tommy's town and they were like,

all right, you're in like kind of a safe society. Now like do something for work. Bob, I have zero skills. I would probably, I'd be like, you guys interested in podcasts? And if they said no, I'd say, that's cool. I'll go on sewage duty because that's about the two things I can offer you. Fair enough. Maybe they would be interested in podcasts, though.

That would be fun, going to a live podcast in a post-apocalyptic world. Yeah. So I don't even know what I'd say. That'd be fun. Going to a live podcast in a post-apocalyptic world. Yeah. Like, like, so, uh, I don't even know what I'd say. Like,

and you answer the internet questions. Yeah. Yeah. Would you, would you rather be locked in a room with two cordyceps or have fungi for fingers? You know, I have one for you guys.

Actually. I wrote this note down. Would Bob, would you kill a deer or eat like a little piece of cochumen oh kill it with your bare hands kill it i'm not a cannibal clem i'm not a i'm not a cannibal i'd have to kill a deer i was hoping we'd get like a sound clip of you saying you're a cannibal again there's a little bit of a war in the basement i love deer but like i'm not more than human come on um so For the finale next week.

A human died of natural causes. He's already dead. You don't have to kill him. He's a tasty human. But I know it's a human going in. I know the piece of meat I'm putting in my mouth is human. He's a little curious right now, right? Aren't you a little bit?

How was that soup? Yeah, they didn't seem to be complaining. That was like a happy rattle with their spoons. Like, oh, this is some good fucking meat right here, Bob. If it was just one bite, just one bite. One bite. Everyone knows the rules. Everyone knows the rules.

Just one bite. Maybe I'd do it. Post-apocalyptic world. Anything goes. You know, it's not this world. Yeah, we were saying that with the guys up in the Andes. They ate some people and they were welcomed back into society. You do what you got to do to survive, right?

Yeah. Was it a Cuban soccer team? Colombian soccer team? I forget. Maybe Argentinian. Yeah, there was a plane crash in the Andes Mountains, and they were there for 72 days, I think. And they ate the guys who died.

Oh, my God. Is that alive? That's alive, right? Yes. What's alive? Oh oh they made a movie about it i always i always think like i mean obviously it's a lot different now with penn but if like barcelona went under and like those of us that wanted to like pursue roles in like sports media they would treat us like they treated the cannibals like they just did whatever they had to do to survive to you know get the paychecks but you know they're good people at heart like you know the really bad guys we don't want to hire them but like clem was a nice guy you know we need a giants writer so we'll take him in

i wanted to ask with the ending of this episode with i got you baby girl how does that change their relationship going forward because i did kind of enjoy their back and forth, where he was kind of the grumpy old man. She was the girl trying to win him over. At this stage, I think it's safe to assume he's been won over. When he's dropping lines like that, it's hard to go back to the grumpy, crotchety guy when we now know what he feels for her. And we've known all along, but not,

but now she knows. Yeah. Now it's been almost explicitly said, like, I love you. I'll do anything for you. You'll do anything for me. Like,

you know, she had a chance to get out of there and go on her own. And, and she had a chance to get out of there and just let the Raiders find him and kill him. And now they, they both know what each other will do for each other. They're,

it, it, it will almost be disingenuous to keep playing those two characters now where you're like, oh, you know, grumpy guy. I got this burden of this young girl with me that I don't want. You want it. Now we know you want it. Now we know this is who you are as a man who loves his little girl. I'm kind of excited to see this dynamic now in the last episode, which I think is

how the first video game wraps up, right? The way it's trending here, which I don't know the video game. I've never played it, but that's just what I've heard. So I would love to see... I got a tweet today that said... Actually, you know, I got multiple tweets, which are tough to decipher which is real and which isn't.

But I had one that stuck out because I tweeted about the clicking in the woods and someone said if it ends the way the first game ends whoa boy or something along those lines i don't know exactly what it was but that was so i i going back i tried to play the game when it first came out like everyone was like oh this is the new game i bought a playstation 3 for it started playing it and i was like all right i'm clearly bad at video games because i fucking suck at this so i just went on youtube and watched all the cut scenes and i swear watching this show i remembered the first episode like oh i remember playing that in the video game i didn't remember anything after it and i do remember the ending so i'm not going to say anything i obviously won't

spoil it for anyone out there i do sort of remember the ending and I'm very much looking forward to next week's episode. I can't believe it's already the ending. Like it feels like we said earlier, like nine episodes feels quick. I think the finale is only 43 minutes, which I was really bummed about. Yeah.

I don't like hearing that, but if you're, if you're giving us great content, I would rather be short than drag. You know what I mean? I'd rather go. All right. I right i want more of that we know we're getting season two on deck then all right i was ready for that to end by by you know the time is over but i do think like you said the dynamic will change and joe will go more of a from more of a grumpy person to more of a like desperate father doing anything to save this girl and like you even look at her the wrong way you're getting

your kneecap torn off right right oh fuck so we're gonna get more creasy bear i am signed the fuck i think we might yeah i feel like joel is gonna be full-on like and i i don't know anything about the last of us two or what season two will hold but i feel like season two could be like joel and ellie against the fucking world and they're like absolute savages out there not like cannibals but just like you know with their with their tactical skills not like you rob you you would eat not like me yeah but you know they were they were there for no she she did throw the food away she was like you're eating people you motherfucker i was like maybe she ate a bite while she was there she didn't i can't wait for the finale next week, though. Fights, thank you for joining us.

Do you have any predictions for next week? I saw you said the quarter set battle. I'm going quarter set battle in the woods. I know those big battles, at least going back to Thrones, those are usually used in the penultimate. The final finale usually isn't for the big battles. You know, Battle of the Bastards and fucking Helms Deep and all that shit. That was the second to last.

But I'm holding out hope that we get at least, it doesn't have to be a war, but at least a good fight with some cordyceps, with some clickers. That's what I'm hoping for. We'll see. Does this show make you

look at mushrooms different? No. I like mushrooms. I don't think so either. I saw Pedro Pascal said the same thing. Pedro is on Seth Meyers the other night does this show make you look at mushrooms different? No, I like mushrooms. I saw Pedro Pascal said the same thing. Pedro is on Seth Meyers the other night and he was like, nah, I still love mushrooms. I don't like the real ones.

I like the other one. Oh, you don't like the real ones. I love the real ones. Oh no, I don't care. No heavens. No, no,

I don't like the texture, but a mushroom that'll make me fucking see God. Yeah. I fuck with those. Clam. i think i've been saying fights i feel like the difficulty has been on easy where in the video game you just we're not seeing any of these clickers i feel like we're going like four out of five this episode next episode it's going to be some weird shits coming out maybe like a creature we haven't seen before i guess we had the bloater right we got one or two i would love to see another bloater or something like that um but i want to see an even fatter bloater i want to see just the fattest infected person i could

possibly say i thought the bloater didn't quite translate to television i thought i i get it in a game where you kind of have to have a boss I thought it looked a little silly on TV it was huge it wasn't you know it wasn't a huge detriment it didn't do much either yeah right I guess this thing is ripping heads open so we did see that which I guess was that was cool yeah

the game yeah that was cool but I thought when like everyone else was around like they swell up or something like that I didn't really understand like fully wrap my head around why he was so much bigger i guess i think as things grow they get bigger isn't really all that logic it needs that is how how things work yeah i was gonna ask robbie his prediction i remember he's seen the ending so i guess we can get it bob hey what happens yeah i of like, yeah. I have like a broad strokes ending. So like I'm still going to enjoy it,

and I think I'm still going to be surprised by things throughout the episode, but I just kind of like know the way they'll wrap it up. But after the show wraps up, I will go back, and I'm going to play the game on stream for people to be able to watch. I've been thinking, I usually like once a year, I'll dip my toe into video games before I accept the fact that I suck at it when they pass me by um i'm about due for another toe dipping and uh i might i might give it a whack i might see if i do the last i did the last game i tried was red dead redemption and and bro i couldn't figure out how to squat behind the building it was i couldn't i couldn't

i didn't get past like i don't even think I was at a level, technically. I think it was, like, the intro to the game, and I couldn't get past it. Yeah, that's kind of how I am with video games, too, to be honest. So The Last of Us will be interesting, me trying to make my way through that. The fight's annual trying to play video games, or it's at least a semi-annual, like, once every two, three years now. That was always one of my favorite running things here in barcelona running franchises so it's nice to know you might you're twitching shit i'm gonna be fucking yeah and then i'll and then i'll i'll quit pretty quick well you better catch up i was gonna say you got nick who's a nerd him and you know you got kfc playing every fucking video game under

the sun assassin's creed and spider-man and shit yeah you're you're now the odd man out for not being a nerd in that kfc radio studio that sick fuck nick's gonna have like a full intro and all these different graphics for you by the time like we're done with this episode man so you're like don't you start like throwing things out there fights unless you can keep these promises and nick is like that's actually perfect that you'll play the last of us because i already have a 3d model of you as a bloater all right thank you for tuning into this last of us recap i cannot wait for the finale do we have a hashtag for the people to use if they made it to the end clem i got one i think it's a good one too hashtag basement buddy boys with a z oh i like that hashtag basement buddy boys if you made

it to the end of this one and we will see you next week for the finale