My Mom's Basement - EPISODE 369 - HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SEASON 2 EPISODE 6
Episode Date: July 22, 2024Robbie, Clem, KFC, and Nick Hamilton return to recap and discuss 'House of the Dragon' Season 2 Episode 6 - featuring some dragon claiming, war plotting, nightmares, and more! #HouseOfTheDragon #Game...OfThrones #HotD #GameOfStools **************************************** My Mom's Basement is a weekly podcast hosted by Robbie Fox, started in March 2019, to discuss movies, music, comic books, wrestling, mixed martial arts, and more with his friends and idols alike! Subscribe on Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/MyMomsBasementWithRobbieFox Subscribe on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-moms-basement/id1457255205 Follow Robbie on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatrobbiefox Follow Robbie on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobbieBarstool My Mom's Basement Merchandise: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/my-moms-basementYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mymomsbasement
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It is Robbie Fox back again with KFC and Nick Hamilton.
Clem will be joining in just a few minutes.
He was a bit behind on the episode.
KFC, I see the costume has finally arrived.
It's time for two more episodes.
I'm team black and red.
I got some dragons on my chest.
I'm a knight.
Let's go.
I finally can join the gang.
Is that actual J-Mail?
What's that?
No, no.
But it looks pretty cool, right?
Yeah, no.
It looks legit.
If I had actual J-Mail had actual that would be fucking insane when we started this two years ago i did look up how much like
the full suit of armor is and it's surprisingly very cheap don't tell me that i'll have this in
my house you i'll send you the link it's gonna be in a full coat of armor by next like i i thought about it for my own house
what did we think of tonight's episode last week we obviously had a bit of a slower politicking
episode this week it wasn't like an action-packed episode but i felt like it was a rebound things
were revving up a lot yeah i i thought this was a great episode. I have, I thought, well, no, I
think there were great moments in this episode. I think
there were moments that were terrible in this episode.
I
hated,
hated, and not for
any, not that there's anything
wrong with it, but the
Rainier and Maylis,
what's her name?
Maylis, yeah, the white worm.
Turning that into fucking a romance thing is so in this i mean is it in the book i don't know
that's what happens in the book you got to go with the book but that does not need to be a
lesbian romance in this in this fucking show right now if that's if that's the story that's the story
i got no problem with it i guess but that feels to me like it was just forced and like why does that happen like why
she's such a fucking badass like when she's like we're gonna win this war through the people like
there's more than one way to win a war and she's got her little birds and she's fucking starting
the revolution from the inside out winning the war that way and listen i mean as a as a red-blooded american man i will watch
those two go at it all day long but just totally unnecessary but i love the tactics from the white
worm uh finally we see i mean it was in the beginning corliss's bastards were kind of or
the sea snakes bastards were kind of like what where are we going with this obviously it's you
know all pointing towards
a new dragon rider so those moments i loved the ending moment i i just think that's totally
unnecessary uh unless that's what george that furry fuck wrote then i'll then i'll ride with
it but i i don't know that that that does not not for me it's very very out of left field i believe
i mean like like i even even in their, I always thought of it as this respect.
And they both have this thing with Damon.
And they both come from different backgrounds.
But they both are trying to achieve the same thing.
And now we're going to work together and be this power duo.
And it's like, oh, no, we're're just gonna make you make out because you know everything needs
some sort of uh progressive like you know gay love interest in in the world today but uh again
if that's part of the actual story you know i i i i always ride for george but i don't know
that's saying it's not it's not i mean it can't be because it makes no fucking sense like
george would never do that because it's stupid.
I believe we've got Clem on the line.
Can we add Clem to the call?
Yeah, let's get his thoughts.
What are we talking about,
you fellas?
We're going to complain about two
beautiful women potentially getting on to the show.
Listen, we haven't had Thrones, right?
Yeah.
That's always a big part of TVMA, that SSC, that strong sexual content.
Speaking of sexual content, you got it going on, big boy.
Let's see.
You know it's special when the top comes off.
The top doesn't come off.
When you popped up backstage, I was trying my hardest.
Kev, you were like going out.
I was trying just not to laugh.
Oh, my God.
That's an old timer.
This might be my favorite.
And I say that almost every single week, but this might be my favorite.
Clem, what did you think of the episode?
I don't know how everyone else feels.
I liked it.
I, I, I feel like we,
I just wanted to get the pieces in place for the penultimate next week,
which as we know in Thrones, it's always the fucking banger.
And I didn't feel like we were there after last week's setup episode.
And it is just weird that we're in penultimate territory already.
And I mean that
last like again the the the chicks making out thing wasn't the thing was like oh yeah but
obviously the dragons were getting some stuff cooking the town the the common folk rising up
in king's land i'm like all right we could have some shit going down next week so i'm very that
weasel fuck clubfoot is getting his fucking stir and his little fucking tower and stuff
we have some shit about to cook here so i'm feeling pretty good about it like pressure Weasel fuck clubfoot is getting his fucking stir and his little fucking stuff.
We have some shit about the cook here.
So I'm feeling pretty good about it.
Like pressure.
We're building towards a fever pitch for sure.
Where,
you know, we get,
we,
first of all,
shout out to my,
my guy who,
who he was one step away.
And then he got greedy and thought he had that snake.
He thought he had a sea smoke tamed and then he got fucking flame.
That scene where the dragon
like teacher guy knows
his slit his throat because he's on fire
sick dude I thought somebody else should have
put Sir Darklyn
out of his misery like grab a bow or something
just let him sit there and burn
they all just walk away like oh fuck
so yeah
that was very
Roman from Succession.
Like when the rocket explodes and he just turns the thing off.
Like they were just like, well, that didn't work.
I'm going to go into the coaches Homer Simpson style.
I hope the internet is at a place.
Because, you know, it's got a little softer over the years, the internet.
I hope we can still use that dude on fire slitting his throat as a meme
for when your team blows a fucking ball. I'll tell you this right right now tomorrow when the meds blow the lead in the seventh inning i'm just
gonna tweet me elite meme it's so great when you know you're like oh that's a great meme yeah
coming up right now yeah yeah i mean i thought it was all great i thought uh you know if people
are complaining i don't know i don't even check like that the temperature anymore of like what did the what did everybody else think? I just kind of go by my own thoughts on it. Aside from the chicks kissing, which is truly genuinely, we're talking so out of place. with Landry murdering a rapist in Friday Night Lights. I'm putting it up there with Kim Bauer fighting a cougar
for half of season four of 24 or whatever that was.
You know, the all-time bad storylines that just are like,
why is this show going this direction?
Nikki and Paolo and Lost.
It's just some really bad ones.
Like, that to me, if we're going to waste, you know,
we only got two more episodes and we're going to waste, you many precious minutes i'm an older man by the way you know if i
was you know 22 i'd be like yeah let's go chicks making out yeah fucking metal but i don't need
it just doesn't make any sense man so everything else though uh which one which one is it was it
aaron or or uh adam that's gonna get the dragon there adam i believe adam adam the hall or whatever like right like you don't choose the dragon
the dragon chooses you is like that was sick shit like he's like i just want to fucking build this
this fucking ship i don't even want to talk to my dad holy shit kevin let me just say this for
the people that are called if anyone's calling you soft about your take on this we spent you know me you and as you say the greatest generation the
people that came of age as the internet was going about we spent a good chunk of our early teenage
years acting as lesbians in chat rooms to other people who were acting as lesbians in chat rooms
that's just the way we fucking rolled there's nothing that brings me more pleasure than to
see this on my TV at Sunday night
and be like, oh, that's really happening
in fucking Thrones world in Westeros.
However, it does feel like,
let's just blame Kathleen Kennedy.
This was a Kathleen Kennedy note.
Go woke, go broke,
whatever the fuck everyone says these days.
There's a strong chance that Clem,
you and I were chatting with each other.
We might have had lesbian sex together. Yeah.
We had ASL 16 female, California. I mean, you were doing it and, and, and, uh, yeah, I mean,
I listen, that's the other thing too. You came up with my generation. You, you grow up on lesbian
porn and then you graduate and you need some penis in your porn.
So two chicks kissing.
I don't know.
It doesn't,
it doesn't rev my engine anymore.
Fellas,
especially when I haven't even started getting into the episode yet.
We have gone off the rails.
Demonetized.
Demonetized the pop up.
Yeah.
Instantly.
Instantly.
Let's get into it.
It began with the Lannisters marching through the riverlands
to harrenhal uh they want to send a raven back to amand and be like hey we'll continue when you
join us with your dragon which is a ballsy move for the interim king and he's pissed about it he
yells at everyone in the council like they have the balls to summon me um and he wants tylen to
go make an alliance with the Triarchy.
Everyone else is like, are you fucking crazy?
Those people are crazy.
Like, we want nothing to do with those people, essentially.
They just want to force Damon to have to fight on two fronts.
And then Amon just has his mom stay after class to tell her,
thanks, but no thanks.
We don't need your services here anymore.
That, to me, was like, out of all the shit he's done, flame the king, you know, like just all his badass shit being like, hey, mom, you know, we don't need you anymore.
And like the way he did it.
Remind me, what would you say you do here?
You know, like, holy shit.
And her being like, have I not done enough yet?
Jesus Christ.
That was that that see
that to me that's a scene right there and i don't think a lot of casual people who are waiting for
tits and makeouts and dragons think highly of that scene i thought that was incredible i thought that
was one of the best you know bits of dialogue ever and in thrones him being like you're gone bitch
so that that stuff to me matters a lot
she's like I had to rule this kingdom
and then ride your dad's
raggedy ass bones basically for the
last few years of his life and fucking
keep it all together and then pop you assholes out of me
and you know basically like
betray my best friend and ruin a
lifetime of friendship right there honestly
you know when you know when you like in the movies
when parents are like I wiped your ass you know you gotta show me respect like these mothers have
gone through a fucking lot for these kids i was thinking to myself i i said if i'm allison i'd be
like good goodbye i'm gonna go to fucking the far reaches of Dorne, sit on the beach, drink some shade of the evening every night.
And I'm fucking done with this whole family. Like this whole family. I'm done with your civil war.
So I would be like relieved. But I mean, I know it's like, you know, you gave your whole life for this and now it's being plucked away from your psychotic son.
But I think I'd be like, wait off my shoulders. You do it. If you're so so good at it let's see how you do i also i love
the the amon the amon uh basically did the omar my name is my name where he's like he's beckoning
me to send my dragon there like go fuck yourself i will say this too i see the lannister flag and
i'm like fuck you i thought it was the dude who's on the small council like is he fighting now
because they look very similar um but when
you heard like the like hints of the reigns of castamere i'm like that song still bangs that
was like the most gutting moment of my life watching tv and i'm still like that shit is a
fucking great song so shout out yeah that's his twin right the the one that's riding that's right
yeah i think it's i was gonna say do we have two sets of twins in this fucking show they couldn't
get any more confusing with it.
It's crazy.
So this guy, it's also like he, it's the same guy.
I'm pretty sure playing twins on top of it.
He's played somebody in the original game of thrones.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
The man has many faces.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
But I'm rewatching thrones while I'm doing this.
And I just finished the battle of
blackwater bay so like i finished with tywin walking in being like the battle is over we
have won and then like right into lannister's from hundreds of years ago i am fully in thrones world
right now um so corliss has accepted his role he's taken his place as the hand of the queen
and this is when they bring in sir stephan darklin and they're like hey basically do you want a dragon we got a dragon to offer up and you know
with your noble birth and your grandma's grandma was targaryen i think we could make this work and
they're like you don't have to do this there's crazy risk associated and he's like no no i want
to go in the history books we could skip forward to just discuss this all at once
they try to introduce him it does not go well that was an all-time like did you think oh my god
i was like there's no way this is gonna work this guy's getting flamed but then they did a decent
job of like you know uh he puts his head down kind of shows him like yeah hop on and then it was it was very uh indiana
jones-esque like people not taking the temple seriously you know like i'm just gonna walk right
get my head chopped off as soon as he was like i've done it like bro yeah don't don't count your
chickens don't consider yourself a dragon rider until you're riding a dragon you're not even on
the dragon yet you haven't done shit dude honestly once they said like his name was stefan i was like we're not having stefan the
dragon rider at any point in time well i also did like when they when they first had the conversation
being like there's many there's many people with our blood everywhere you know i thought i was like
oh it's we're going to the sea snakes bastards like it's
going to be those guys and then when they they went with this dude i was like oh all right maybe
like in addition to like there's no way that the bastards aren't going to ride the these dragons
and i was like all right maybe this this other guy is going to also ride and it's like no no no
we're just gonna we're just gonna cook this guy to a crisp for you you know for the viewers real
quick yeah you need to see they needed to show like this doesn't work out right yeah yeah which i thought like you
know you don't pick me i pick you so it's like i don't think any even if if the bastards approached
him i think sea monster what's his name cc snakes smoke smoke smoke c smoke would have been like no
no i'll i'll tell you who's riding me i wish they sent out just like
a mass email and just brought every bastard in and just a line of them just walking out it's very
funny when when every if everything is bloodline related uh these dudes are doing some there's
a lot of guys out there with hilarious yeah it was we were hoping there was to be a montage and have
like comedic music in the
background as you just watch all these fuckers just get roasted i was hoping we'd even get
someone get like eaten like different ways of getting killed by i thought he was gonna get
eaten i didn't know if he was gonna get flamed i thought it was gonna just be like a jurassic
park with the goat just like boom yeah kevin we said it last week groundhog day of like bill
murray killing himself yes just over and over and and over now if you're a bastard i think you got to take the chance of getting a dragon and getting out
of whatever shitty life you have if you're highborn though and you pretty much have it
made in the shade for your entire life would you then be like do i double down and go for like
not when there's a lot of jerks listen when when it was 80 if visceras the peaceful is on the
throne hell yeah i got myself a flying taxi.
That's all they were for 80 years.
But now it's a war.
And unless I'm riding Vhagar or if you're bringing back, you know,
Balerion from the dead, I don't want like a, you know,
I'm all set on dragon fighting.
We saw how that worked out for Maelese and Aegon.
The kid that won the F-18 frompsi 16 or whatever from pepsi
like you do that when oh yeah but like if there's like if you know the fucking desert storm happens
like right you're drafted now you have the owner of that plane has to go to war now so yeah i also
looked this up because i'm fucking sick of that i'm like sir stefan i'm thinking george rr martin
he says a lot of his shit is like real life related based on sports obviously uh one one was phil sims 11 giant
uh so i was looking sir stefan a guy who like could potentially be like royalty and turns out
he's not what he thought he was this book was supposed to release in 06 came out in 11 i feel
like this stefan marbury thing right here stefan marbury not the fucking legit king and just got blamed in new york you like that right dropping knowledge on the pod
if if george rr martin puts starberry in the fucking in game of thrones that might be
that's altogether the best and the worst red thread I've ever heard in my life, Clem.
That's the best and worst theory I've ever heard ever on Thrones.
I mean he's a New York guy, Bayonne, New Jersey, New York sports.
Maybe think – I mean that's so spiteful.
If you're writing a fantasy world book about fucking dragons and shit and you're just going to take a shit on Stefan Marbury, that would suck.
I'm going gonna write a star
wars yeah where i'm like and khabib was the worst by the way clear up for me so like there's fire
and blood and then there's sea and salt but like can sea and salt people ride dragons if you're
you're all valerian or you have to be like a fire Valyrian? So I'm pretty sure that Valyrians can't.
Based on like what our chat has said, it seems like they can't.
But I don't know if Corlys has some like Targaryen already in him.
I was under the impression anyone from old Valyria.
Yeah, because like Daemon's wife was a dragon rider and she was
a valerian right but she was rainis's daughter so she has some targaryen yeah she had targaryen
and i don't okay i don't know if corliss already has targaryen in him where like that does that
okay yeah yeah yeah okay so but yeah valeria is not enough it's got to be full-blown or not
full-blown but some targaryen yeah yeah i think so what's like if you get like what is it 23 amir whatever like
everyone ancestry everyone has like three percent of like some nationality that they never knew they
had right i feel like if you're you know one of the main cast members chances are you have some
targaryen way way back in the day yeah well yeah but i mean how much gargarian do you need
that's the question and more than stefan had one drop one drop rule more than stefan i guess yeah
whatever you had not that well that also that now explains corliss having white hair like i part of
me was like maybe it's just because he's older with him and his brother but and then like the
son now alan that's the reason that he's shaving his head.
He's got the white hair growing out, which is the clearest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, his brother's like, what are you doing, dude?
Why are you not claiming this life?
But I can't understand it.
If you're like, I'm just working on this ship, living my days.
I'm good.
I don't need to get mixed up in all this shit
i'm like that's like trent yes that's who he reminds me he's trent you know he's wearing
khakis and a carhartt and he doesn't want to change his outfit he doesn't want to level up
it's fine he just wants to have your woods golf that's like 90 maybe if it works out
honestly right i mean if if if joe biden stepped and said, I nominate Trent, he'd be like, nope, I'm fucking all upset.
That's what this guy's doing.
He's Trent.
And meanwhile, at Harrenhal, Damon's having another nightmare.
And we actually get.
He looks like Joe Biden in this episode.
Damon was terrible.
He's fucking pale and fat and his eyes are all wrinkly
harrenhal is no bueno i don't want to live there no that place is definitely yeah you age in
president years and harrenhal um and we get a viserys cameo which is really cool um he's talking
about the air for a day moment did you say air for a day watches himself get banished to runestone
once again but then he can't leave. He can't
get out the door. And then Strong opens the door for him. Damon freaks out. He tries to leave
Harrenhal. He sees Alice on his way out. And then they have this, it's a very good scene where they
have a little bit of an argument and then he's asking her for help. And she leaves him with a
very like mysterious, of course, because she's a frigging crazy witch. She's like, do nothing now.
And in three days, the winds will shift.
Also, I think a lot of people were pointing out the owl that, you know,
comes onto her arm, kind of like confirmation that she's real.
She's a physical being.
Yeah, yeah.
And also the guy mentions her, right?
He says something about her.
So that was, I was still, I don't know if that had been proven yet,
but I was still wondering if she was real. And then he mentions her. I was like, all right,'t know if that had been proven yet but i was
still wondering if she was real and then he mentions her i was like all right so she's that
this whole thing has been real by the way nothing better than finding out like when you think you
have to go to war and someone's like you got three more days it's like oh i'm like i'm gonna go you
know drink for a couple more days chill in my castle i got 72 more hours before shit really ramps up yeah i i um whenever i see
viserys too it's like seeing like a beloved retired player you're like it was just so good
when he was around like everything was just more than that like we didn't appreciate it you know
yeah very like manning you mentioned it uh on the meds podcast where it's like you know i don't
think viserys got all the love he deserved. And as soon as he was gone, everything went to shit.
Very Eli Manning Giants-esque.
So it's like you appreciate it when you got it, you know?
He was falling apart.
And there was a couple of like sketchy points with wars and grand theaters.
But it's like Eli threw his interceptions.
But he started every game.
He won two Super Bowls.
And it's like you just don't know what you have until it's gone.
So it's like you put him on the Jumbotron standing ovation for every time every fucking time yeah
it was awesome seeing him in that scene too where he like tells damon like removes his
air the air from him like that was probably his most powerful scene but i was thinking the entire
time like his eye is gonna fall out something i thought they were just gonna
have him start falling apart again and then damon's not gonna kill him and we're just gonna
have to watch this guy like melt again i didn't get a chance to uh i wasn't on last week uh
going down on your mom is just fucking bananas like like they just find new ways to to make you make your jaw drop like kissing
your mom's one thing banging your mom's another thing eating your mom out is fucking crazy they're
gonna recreate the scene from girls next i feel like every week i write a blog i'm like george
rr martin has done the most fucked up thing I ever think I've ever seen on TV.
And it's just like, oh, he slit a baby's throat.
It's like I said, we've learned to come to grips with incest.
It's like mouth stuff.
And then it's your mom.
It's like, that is just two bridges too far, let alone one more.
So I was very triggered by all that.
Not cool.
But you know what?
She did say something in that episode. I thought it was very interesting when she just said,
she's like,
if you were only born first and there's gotta be so much of that,
that goes through your head when you were in like the,
you know,
even regular monarchy,
not in like,
you know,
fantasy land where it's like,
you know,
if I just came,
you know,
a couple of years earlier,
instead of this guy,
my whole life would be different for better or worse.
And our boy,
our boy, a gone to, I'm telling you right now his genes busy wasn't a recovery agon's not getting any better no
is as good as he's gonna get he's not a fighter like that no it's not
his genes are falling apart after one wash um we get off the white again we see there's not enough food for all the uh
small folk and laris informs amen that the small folk are getting fed up with this they're like
really getting restless because there's just not enough food to go around but they have
sheep coming in for the dragons uh so he tells him get in touch with auto high tower because
he's laris is kind of like, I think you need a hand.
And he's like,
that's crazy.
I don't like people that are,
uh,
you know,
all about that,
but all right,
I agree with you.
And he's like,
Oh sir,
never in a million years did I think you would pick me?
And he's like,
well,
I didn't get in touch with Otto.
Oh,
that's bad.
The grand Meister comes in and tells him like,
Agon's probably going to live at this point.
Uh, yeah, I, bad the grand meister comes in and tells him like agon's probably gonna live at this point uh yeah i i mean the uh agon i i thought amin was gonna axe him like on the spot you can't have you gotta tie up your loose ends you know what i mean like yeah like you made it pretty
clear to him but it's like i thought that was going to be pillow over the face see you later because i sort of did too what you might have saved himself by being like i remember nothing
well yeah so imagine that you wake up and you got to put the pieces of the puzzle together real quick
to be like oh shit yeah i'm still here you were trying to murder me i didn't see nothing we're
all good yeah i was drunk i was drunk i don't remember i don't remember
yeah yeah i mean i don't even think it would matter if like amand is so like he doesn't give
a fuck right now i don't even think like he'd be i'm surprised he wouldn't be like yeah i tried to
murder him you know like and locks this boom i just did and i don't think anybody would right
now i think amand can do whatever he wants and no one would stop him no because like what are
they going to tell the realm like this happened you're just going to say like he quietly died
right and now hail the new king like yeah like you can't you can't just run around being like
oh and now we have infighting in here that's the small focal storm the gate no and he's got
biggest dragon he he's a very uh you know able warrior warrior. It's like, I'm surprised he's even entertaining keeping this little vegetable around.
You know what I compare this to?
Some of this makes sense.
So this is a siblings thing, too.
I think Aegon, Aegon's like a good dude, but he kind of like tortured his brother a little, right?
I think Aegon's kind of like Buzz McAllister.
He's the older brother, kind of like gave it to him and then like after you find out kevin is this sick twisted fuck who said these booby traps
to basically like torture two criminals like if buzz got into a car accident and like kevin like
visiting the hospital he'd be like oh fuck i got the psycho alone with me right now right
yeah go to sleep you remember buzz remember that remember Buzz? Remember that Christmas pageant that we did?
No, no.
I don't remember that, Kevin.
I don't remember anything.
I don't remember the whole family laughing at you.
Did you call me a trout sniffer ever?
Nope.
Nope.
Never did that.
No trout sniffer. Do we have cheese pizza in this hospital, Buzz?
Because I love cheese pizza.
Remember we ate the whole one just so I couldn't have any?
No, no.
I don't remember.
So he's clearly like pissing down his leg and he's just trying not to like basically
get murdered by his brother who is dying for that throne right now.
He wants-
Yeah.
Now, can I get a book update like in the books is is aim is a gone uh is a gone
alive and well is he is he alive and like an invalid is there is there a like a fight between
those two guys or is it a man took over the throne i think i think at this point where we are in the books it's his story's the
same to my knowledge um minus some lesbians yeah yeah they just want to chat saying it's
book accurate so far okay um i loved loved this scene where one of the old i forget his name
again but one of the old council members is walking right near it down the hall and he's
just fucking nagging like he always is.
And she turns around and smacks him right upside the head.
And she said, it is my fault.
You have forgotten to fear me.
And it's such a great line and realization where it's like, yeah, you need to be a ruler now.
And the white worm tells Rainier like, oh, the small folk are listening.
We're helping.
But even later on with Jace, when he comes to talk, she's like, they keep bringing up Damon.
Like they think we need him to rule.
I need them to view me as not a dictator, but a ruler at least.
And for them to have a little bit of fear reminds me of like when the work ethic is down at Barstool and Dave will show up at the New York office.
Let's remind everybody around the Chicago office office and nikki smokes is watching tv
t-shirts
yeah but i i uh you know as powerful as these chicks are and as much as i i always say this
show is about the two princesses at the end of the day these people are going to want to hear
about damon they you know they want damon damon's a dragon rider he's a warrior he's been to battle you know if you're
if you're if you're losing a civil war and damon's basically a free agent kind of out there it's like
we need him back on the squad we need we need him back you know so i have i have to admit when she
smacked him i said yes i yes, I literally screamed it.
And I, I did say, I said, I wish she kind of like, I, I,
I don't know if I like cut his tongue, but I was hoping she got something more.
But then when her son was like, everyone in the castle is talking about it.
I'm like, all right, the message was made. It wasn't just me.
It was so everyone else could see just like, don't fuck with me right now.
And when she was looking at swords later, I was like,
is she going to cut this fucking guy's head off to really make a point this is she's not to be
fucked she is definitely the definition of like don't take my my kindness for weakness like yeah
she's a bad bitch and she's done as much as she possibly can to keep the peace but and i think
she's also been like a little she has been like kind to a fault, but she'll fuck your shit up,
man.
Yeah.
That scene her with a sword for the first time.
I was like,
that fit her so well walking around.
I'm like,
we're definitely getting her like swinging on someone.
That's awesome.
I do wish like,
instead of a slab,
she just stuck the guy,
like just give him one quick one,
just a quick shank.
No,
I just spent a punch
like just one i went to the diamond yeah prison shank yeah a good ball grab like just grabs the
balls and it's like did you say that what did you say uh and then reina realizes after seeing a
bunch of burnt sheep in the veil that
hey the veil's been lying to us they have a fucking dragon a wild dragon at that and she
confronts the lady about it and she's like what the fuck and the lady i don't even know what this
means she's like i'm just gonna send you along your way with a gay abandon yo is everybody from
the veil like i think of the veil as like the weirdos from Appalachia.
Like they're like inbred freaks, like the strangers.
Like I just think of the Robin Aaron kids sucking on his mom's tit and Lady Stark's sister was all weird.
And now this –
They're the McPoyles.
Yes.
They're the McPoyles.
Yes.
That's exactly it, the McPoyles.
We're just like, what the fuck is wrong with the Vale?
They're drinking milk and fucking each other and stuff.
I was like, what is happening in the Vale?
There's never been anyone from the Vale.
I guess the one time the Knights from the Vale
in Battle of the Bastards, that was awesome.
But any individuals from the Vale,
I'm like, you guys are freaks.
Yeah, they're weird.
I kind of fuck with them though.
Like I fuck with the Vale.
I fuck with the Vale as it looks cool.
We said it,
we hope we get more of the veil,
but it just feels like it feels important.
I feel like the McPoyles are important in the always sunny
ecosphere money.
And it's like,
this is the same kind of thing.
It's like the veil needs to be like,
you have to have the veil on your side.
For some reason,
they keep down to that.
So I believe that's the eerie,
right?
That's yes.
Yeah.
And that's,
you know,
that's one of my favorite the eerie right that's yes yeah and that's you know that that's one of
my favorite lines of the whole series brawn being give me 12 guys and and some uh
like 12 guys and some ropes and i'll impregnate the so yeah so good they say it's
impregnable other than by dragons it's like well unfortunately for you guys this is the house of
the dragon there's like a thousand of those things right now so the veil's kind of in trouble right
now that's the one thing that could take them down it's also crazy like how is this the first
time we're just hearing about a wild dragon fine yeah well so anywhere also uh the whole idea like
they didn't they didn't try this idea yet of finding other people to ride the fucking dragons
like yeah yeah like that's that's the that's that's step one. Like we have a bunch of dragons,
but not riders.
Let's go find riders.
So they,
they kind of downplay how many wild dragons there are.
And like,
you don't ever see them,
you know,
it's like,
so there's just,
there's dragons who are hanging out in castles ready for battle.
And then there are just dragons who are like eating wild goats and just
fucking around out there.
Like,
you know, burning up things like, like like street kids just like throwing rocks at cars.
It's like, I'm not a baby goat, you know?
Also, shout out that little baby dragon.
That shit was cute as fuck.
I thought it was Moondancer at first.
Oh, all of a sudden, yeah.
All of a sudden you like the baby dragon.
No, Robbie, yours is a little person dragon.
Very different than a big dragon
both love them both oh that girl though um i think her name's like what's her name renia
or the girl reina the girl who's with in the veil she doesn't have a dragon right so that
could hypothetically be her dragon if you know doesn't burn her to a crisp or she doesn't go on the gay boat. Yeah, that's what she... They abandoned?
Yeah, she's
tried all three, or I think
all the dragons that are at
Dragonstone, and it was
close call every single time. I think they
said she almost died, so
they're like, we're not going to test her
with these again. They clearly don't
fuck with her. She's fucking
the girl from Encanto with the glasses
that can't get any of the superpowers.
She's in charge
of all the kids. It's basically the same
story. We don't
talk about Damon.
We don't talk about Damon.
Encanto is a tough movie when you got kids
and they're like, why doesn't she have a gift?
I don't fucking know, man. This is very sad.
Sing the Bruno song and let's get out of here. Some kids don't have special gift and it's like i don't fucking know man this is very sad let's sing the bruno song let's get out of here because you know what some kids don't have
special gifts move on i don't know you're gonna meet a lot of them just move on right this is
where we get the alan and adam scene where alan is telling adam stop you know wasting what could
or you know this could be ours could be yours whatever and alan is like stop wasting your time
uh you know with something that'll never happen and then jason rainier have their conversation
where she wants everyone to stop bringing up damon's name but the white worm interrupts
she says the gift has been sent the gift we see is just tons of food so for the small folk and it
is they put their flag on it you know it's like great it's
like when someone caters the office puts their fucking restaurant on it here's our social media
handle credit for this shit yeah people love it yeah yeah they got the hats they got the t-shirts
all of it that scene to me as good of a battle scene where like ships appear out of the mist to fight a war when we see all the
floating in where it's like oh shit they fed these motherfuckers that is a you know that's how you
win wars that's how you start revolutions that's how you you get people on your side and i love the
fact like you know everybody who's high born anybody who anybody who's, you know, already in royalty, like they don't know shit about shit.
They're not in the streets.
They're not with the people.
And it's always, you know, the barristers and little fingers and the white worms who are like, I know what's going on with the thousands of people.
So, like, let me run this shit.
That was so smart.
I loved it it every single week
in my notes i have i say let white worm cook just let her cook you know what she does college
football 25s out raniera is cruting right now she's common folks but she's cruting and she's
fucking that's a w so far but like that's that's where it sucks where it's like i guess we're just
gonna almost like reduce her to like reduce her to this love interest now.
I'm thinking of her as like she should be the hand.
She is like a battle.
She should be planning this war.
She should be in the high council.
And now we're just going to turn it into basically like Kristen Cole and Alison love scenes.
It's like, fuck.
I will say this if you think about all the whispers we've had between uh varus littlefinger clubfoot and her there's all like some weird or i shouldn't say
weird different sexual stuff they're all perverts varus was a straight i think he was just straight
up guy he didn't have any balls but they kind of alluded to that like if he if he could love he
would probably love a man littlefinger that guy's been in hey there's no he doesn't see gender at all that guy's anything right he just
little finger was just in love with catelyn stark and like wanted to kill everyone
i mean remember remember when little finger was making that girl get back to work after they
killed the baby they were killing all the bastards and she was like yeah they killed
the baby in front of me he was like cool story start sucking dick again let's go
also we had we had someone on tiktok maddie just said uh renear is literally sending out pr boxes
i do have someone in the chat tag me they did the math of Corliss being Targaryen. They said since Corliss, shout out GWarrior56,
he said since Corliss is the son of Daemon Valerian,
who is the brother of presumably 12.5% Targaryen Alyssa Valerian,
Corliss is most likely 6.25% Targaryen.
And Alyssa we know as Daemonator Box last week.
Yes, yes.
People are trying to keep track at home.
I'm going to say 5% is the threshold for Targaryen.
Sounds like 5%.
It's just a nice round number, right?
Yeah.
Then we get the Gwaine and Alyson scene.
Gwaine's kind of giving her the cold shoulder,
looking at Kristen Cole the whole time.
We learn a little bit more about Gwaine's upbringing.
And then she's asking him about how darren's doing
i forgot about darren darian yeah yeah and their chat was going crazy over this like they were
throwing parades in the street over the mention of this guy is he something that important i think so
i've heard whispers basically through our chat. And like, I've seen some comments that like Darren,
a dude,
but yeah.
And he also,
they did mention it either on,
I think on the preview for next episode,
they said his dragon has taken wing.
So he does have a dragon as well.
Cause he has Targaryen.
Master of whispers. Damon, the Daring, Daemon the Good.
Only one that isn't a psychopath.
He's just the man.
Let's go.
Tessarian is his dragon's name.
All right.
I've heard his dragon is like blue too or something, like baby blue.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Which will look fucking awesome.
But he's a green, right?
He's a green?
He is a green. Okay. Oh, I but he's a green right? he is a green
oh I thought he was a black
oh no I guess it makes sense if Allison's asking
oh dude his dragon is like
blue blue
does he got like the Carolina?
no no no
it's like a purpley blue
like it's a dark deep blue
can I share my screen?
no I don't do that
someone else share the screen because I'm not good at this shit you can just google tessarian
it's like yeah i have i have to say this the last time i had a character built up for me
through the roof was you're on gray joy and they fucking botched it now that's benny off in weiss
era so i will not go in with the same expectations here, but I was so excited for Euron Greyjoy, and then
he just fucking stuck.
Someone's saying, does Darren equals
Ned Stark cool? If you're telling
me we're about to get a Ned Stark character
in the penultimate, the
penultimate is about to be fucking awesome.
I feel like we're not getting him
until next year. I feel like they're
dangling that carrot right now, based
on, like, I could see us meeting
him maybe in the finale.
What's 10 and 6? Is that 16 or is that
10 and 6 months?
Okay. So that's the
Sarah.
Awesome. The blue queen.
That looks like a created dragon
that you do. You're like,
that's not what a real dragon looks like.
Does he spit blue fire?
It looks like it. That really does. You're like, that doesn't sound like a real dragon. Wait, because he spit blue fire? It looks like it.
That's really cool.
That's what's up.
Are you going to fuck around and make me like the greens?
Because if, like, if, I mean, I'm so firmly Team Black and Team Rhaenyra,
but if you're telling me that all of a sudden a non-psychopath
Alicent Targaryen is going to
show up like wait who am i gonna roof what am i gonna do my one question like pokemon ass dragon
that is that does look a little bit yeah i will say i don't know if maybe this that page that we
just showed um i did just notice like that's the red and black symbols by it so maybe i don't know i
don't know how darren levels out but like i also don't know if that wikipedia page differentiates
between green you never know yeah that might just be the blanket targaryen yes here's a question for
you can damon where are you guys at on damon i'm done with the dreams the dreams the dream house
i like the good but they did you know it's like we get it i do understand that but i do think they
were all like pretty well done where you like see what's tormenting him and torturing him but like
uh if he were to just be like i'm back i got an army i'm riding for you raniera would you be like okay he's
cool again he's he's a good guy again or or are you guys not even out on him being you know i was
pretty firmly like this guy's a fucking piece of shit and well like he's still he's kind of like
an anti-hero but now you're just like a piece of shit but if he if he just like right swoops in at
the right moment i'll probably be back in on on him. Yeah. Last week we talked about it and we're like,
these dreams are getting bad. I equate
his dreams, which
it's better than Aria
in the face's house because the dreams are cooler
than just her fighting with a broom.
But at the same point, it's like,
I need something concrete to happen.
Now, Alice Rivers got some shit rolling
this week for a dream or whatever it was.
So I'm like, okay, that's better.
But I'm just getting sick of him being stuck in the same spot.
So my big problem with your eye is are you taped over it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Unbelievable.
The fact that we're like 40 minutes in and you're still just doing that.
A tip of the cap, sir.
For some reason, I put them on the other side.
I should have just put them on the side that i could see but i worked for marshal i had to just turn the font
bigger so i could actually read what i was saying our biggest beef with damon other than again the
fun house just pickling him is he's starting to be like uh you know i'm the rightful king
fuck renera yeah i'm hoping like vincy in the dreams is like dude you already fucked me over
don't fuck over my daughter. Just be good to her.
But I am on the record.
If he turns on Raynera, he's out of the circle of trust.
And Nick's with me too.
We are Damon since day one.
But we're Raynera before anybody else.
Yeah, you can't.
He has a chance at redemption.
And if he doesn't take it, he's out in my book.
It's like all this King talk.
When the guy was like, you're the King's consort he was like oh that guy's the best yeah
he's awesome like the way he delivers his lines are very funny we're talking about simon simon
strong simon yeah i love that guy i was wondering if everyone else loved i just said to my wife i'm
like i i think i love this guy the same family is like, boy.
Yeah.
When he's got the knife to his throat this episode,
and he's just like, everybody calm down.
And then he shushes Damon.
When he shushes Damon, I lost it.
Yeah, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
He's like Glennie Balls almost.
He's just a lovable guy.
Yes.
Winnie the Pooh, this shit.
We get Helena.
Her creepy ass is just looking at bugs trying to
make him sing or something and allison walks in she's like do you want to come light a candle for
agon you know for all the lost souls and then we see there's a frenzy including hugh hammer out in
the streets over the food they're like oh my god they sent food the the food's coming in and a full
on riot breaks out in the streets and the in and a full-on riot breaks out
in the streets and the girls leave at the exact moment it breaks out so the king's guard freaks
out they chop a fucking arm off that was on style when that guy goes ah yeah and then she's like
sheath your swords you know screaming at all of them but in that moment it's like they're being
overwhelmed i don't even know if that was the right command it is for the look of everything but the way they got surrounded was just scary
it's almost zombie like and then yeah yeah listen i'll cheat my sword for pr but once they are
literally taking me down and about to tear me apart i'm swinging my motherfucking sword yeah
yeah you're you're you're to safety in your in your wagon um i'm swiping like get the
fuck away from me i thought that was a very that that really conveyed a lot of like the frenzy vibe
to me i was like oh boy oh this is not good helena being like up against the wall and shit like oh
no oh no no yeah that was that was very good and good. And then I don't know if you could hear it,
but it was definitely a good moment for team subtitles
when she gets in the wagon.
She's looking through the slits of the windows,
and you just hear like, Hail Queen Rhaenyra!
Hail Queen Rhaenyra!
So she knows the people are turning.
The whole time, I'm fucking in my own brain
turning into a pretzel because I'm like,
Elena just said one of the crickets stopped chirping.
What the fuck does that mean?
Yeah.
That means something's about to go down.
Someone's losing a voice or someone's losing a life.
But something out of the three crickets,
does that mean one of her brother or sister or her?
What is it?
Aegon aiming to her?
Or who's the cricket and why is it going to stop chirping?
There's something fucking up.
Good line.
She spoiled it again that's uh i think ryan condell has done a great job
and like all of season one we got all of her little crazy riddles that like now we're just
paying attention to everything she says and i think this time it was just like a cricket died
and i'm peppa sylvia right now yeah what does that cricket mean like if he never does it again
it would be so funny because we're everything this girl says we're just pulling apart pulling
apart pulling apart it's like now it's time it was just cricket that died like it's so good by
the way i want to give a quick shout out to uh what's her name olivia cook is the actress for
allison i don't know i I don't know how they did it
I'm hoping it was just real
where she just took a fish to the face
whatever prop it was
it hit her and got all sloppy
and I hope that she was just like
when we say action
just fucking rock me with that thing
that was definitely real
I don't think they would have
they gotta save the money for the dragons.
They're going to control.
Love it.
Love it.
Laris goes and talks to Aegon.
He's in a weird position with what just transpired with Aegon or Aemond and the Hand and everything in that conversation.
So he goes and starts buttering the king up.
He's like, you're alleged already.
You survived fire.
You're the fucking man.
But listen, you're never going to run again. And then he sort of tells him what it's like you're a legend already you survived fire you're the fucking man but listen you're never gonna run again and then he sort of tells him what it's
like to be a freak he's like yeah they looked at me my foot was twisted every which way they
thought it was sorcery use it to your advantage though he says people will underestimate you at
this point use it to your advantage and i hope you know your life is in danger with your brother
here in command and everything and ag Aegon's just like, help.
That will be a very interesting relationship here.
Because he, from bed, could use Laris to his advantage.
I'm also thinking quite a big difference from being a completely mangled paraplegic and you have like a twisted foot.
I mean, let's, you know, you're one of those things.
Let's relax's you know you're one of those things let's relax you
know uh i i took that to me like i thought he was almost being like put me out of my misery like i'm
like like get like like so you think he's gonna be still like trying to vie for power and like
use i sort of think so yeah yeah because i, because I was thinking it was like, he looks just like so shook and done to me
that it was like, you know, like everything.
Yeah, I am in danger and I am like a fucking, you know, cripple.
And so, I mean, I didn't even consider
that he could still be like a major power player
in his condition, but we'll see.
I'm trying to figure out like the power power scheme and that's going on in this house
right now and i'm thinking agon was the one who was like listen my dad didn't use for whispers
you're my whisper guy and i thought laris would just jump to the next guy but it seems like amon
isn't really cool with him amon's all on christian cooks christ uh cole's ass right now right they're
they're they're planning out their battles so it seems like laris has taken a back seat laris
obviously doesn't want a back seat so i think he's gonna be with agon agon needs him
to survive let alone like stay in power so that could be like a really good dynamic and then
amon's just gonna you know i have the biggest dragon i'm a great knight he wants to clearly
kill damon so i think the laris agon tag, it's a fucking ragtag tag team.
But, I mean, Bob, who's a tag team that we've seen that's just like two little guys
that somehow overcame all obstacles to get the belt?
That's what I'm looking at the Mets.
I mean, a modern example would be like London and Kendrick.
The younger viewers will like that one, I think.
But I don't know for old school fans, too younger.
The Bushwhackers, they're both a little slow, a little off.
Yeah, I was going to say it could be like the Hardy Boys.
Hardy Boys, okay.
Or it could be like the Dudleys if Spike was one of them.
Yes, yes.
How about Kristen Cole's bitch ass being totally neutered the last few episodes after that battle like going from tough talk and
i'm gonna on the hand and i'm the hero i'm fucking the queen and now he is just like i watched
everybody die this sucks yeah he's not a bitch everyone was calling him the king maker which is
like the highest the highs to just now he's like it's dragons they're scary i'm out like what'd you think bro what'd
you think would happen like dragon war was gonna be like easy yeah we flew into a dragon war and
you're like confused about why there are dragons here but yeah yeah yeah he's like we gave the war
to the dragons and now we're fucked like you know fucking kidding that's why everyone said like don't
bring the dragons in it's gonna be crazy i i also thought that agon was cooked because when clubfoot
was like,
don't give him any more Toradol,
I'm like, you got to give him Toradol right now.
He's trying to get back in the game.
Just give him the painkillers.
But he was like, it clouds your brain.
So if they want to kill him,
they can just kill him like that.
He's like the most vulnerable person.
So I feel like, in all honesty,
obviously I'd rather have Vhagar
and all Amon's strength,
but having the Clubfoot on your side is a pretty good number number two on the list i feel like that guy can make make
sure to happen and then we get another damon nightmare he's watching viserys mourn the loss
of his wife strong wakes him up again and he has the news that lord grover is finally dead so oscar
tully is now paramount of the riverlands. We also then get the Seasmoke scene where Seasmoke chases down
Adam into the woods and as we
mentioned before, the dragon chooses him.
Badass and I thought the CGI looked
great. It usually does in Thrones.
It's very rare for me to see a scene and be
like, oh, that looks off. But it was such a
close-up shot of the dragon's face
that looked so good in the daytime
too in the bright lighting.
I was really impressed with that
yeah it was cool it was very cool way to end it this is my last ridiculous analogy of the night
so there's stefan when he went up to the dragon it was almost like in ghostbusters when uh the
chick goes there or whatever it goes are you a god and he's like no and he just gets fucking
torched that's what that was like this one felt like rick moranis is getting chased by the dog and he's at the tavern on the green and the dog just fucking like push him down and
i was like so there's two ways to recruit a dragon and clearly it's like the dragon has to want you
more than anything so i just i got some serious ghostbuster vibes now but like so he he
is gonna ride in and be like like you still technically are the only one who knows that
you've been chosen by this dragon right so you kind of like can use utilize this as you want
like would you would you ride in like almost uh like secret style like when they need you the most
are you gonna go right to the castle right now and be like yo queen i got a dragon you got some
decisions to make on how you want to play your cards right now and is he cool with his dad who's clearly on that side already
right seem to have some i mean hey listen bro we know we could have you know like a
jerry springer situation i'm going with the greens fuck you dad you you know you you treated me like
a bastard uh i don't think that's what's gonna happen but that's just the point being that like
you don't really know how this is gonna play out with a new dragon rider couldn't couldn't corliss when he was arguing with his kid be like you came out of
my balls all right you're doing what i tell you to do you're my fucking son deal with it i also
if it's me i'm going right to the queen it's going right to the queen i'm going around i'm pulling up
on the castle like i'm in a low rider i'm fucking bouncing on the track honking the horn blasting the music i think i'm laying in
the cut i'm watching the battle i'm gonna see who is gonna win this shit before i pick my side
that might be smart you know you join team black and like they're getting fucked up it's like well
i chose poorly um but like nobody even knows like nobody knows him really right i mean
corliss knows but like it's not like
granira is gonna be like go somebody go get me adam and eric and an ala or whatever the fuck
his name is i mean what do i feel like if i were him the first thing that would cross my mind it's
like you've been a bastard your whole life working on a boat what money can we make with this dragon
like yeah that's what i mean it's almost more like that would be the first thing you think
i'm gonna go to war it's like yeah i got a fucking dragon let's get rich go to asos and
just like yeah up like be like look i brought a dragon photo op with the dragon yeah i'd be
like a times square fucking carnival act you know my dragon by the way in the final the hammer scene
where he like beat that dude up and stole his groceries. I thought was – I didn't – I thought – I don't give a shit about Hugh the Hammer yet, but I've been told that he's the man.
So I'm like waiting for him to develop.
And then seeing him like literally like steal a bag of groceries from an old person is like the lowest thing you can do.
I know he's like desperate and shit, but I thought that was a weird shift where it was like I thought he was going to be this hero.
And he was like, give me all that lettuce.
You weren't on last week.
We bought every ounce of Hugh stock.
We,
we,
you're,
if you want in on us too,
this is like Hugh,
Hugh,
the hammer is like,
don't just go in at this point.
I've been buying as much.
I don't know.
It took a little bit.
It took a little bit.
Buy the tip.
Buy the tip.
He's got a daughter,
you know,
he needs to make sure she's got food on the table looking out for the little one
yo his daughter was gray right that's the one with the gray daughter yeah you gotta buy the
gray like gray gray she looked bad but so i mean i'm really thinking that they would not have that
scene unless that's a little like telling that he's not a good guy you don't have a good guy
slug somebody and steal their fucking lunch is it that or is it like i'll do anything to make
sure my daughter survives yeah that's but i think there's a different you know yeah they were trying
to convey that yeah i think that that can be more of like i'm i will kill like innocent people if i
have to i get that you're desperate but i don't know that was like maybe he was not i could see it being more as he's like opportunistic about
like helping his family so like if like if team black goes to him it's like hey make that shit
for us he's gonna be like well can you pay because they can't pay and that's he's he may not be like
i believe in queen or near he's just gonna be like i need the money like give me the money that was a tough scene when he's like what do you say he was like would you
have me be like a beggar and she was like we're already beggars dude yeah that's not good one
thing in that scene too that stuck out to me all the people running around with the team black flags
that's the easiest way to die like it is yeah like that's i would grab all
the food you're marking yourself an enemy yeah yeah i would also use i would i would sabotage
this shit i would do fucked up stuff and just leave a green flag around you know what i mean
i'd be doing that left and right true yeah i'd be i'd be like you know i go kill a baby and be like
green yeah then we get the final scene with the uh the white worm she
tries tries to reassure rainier when she's having doubts about damon and what he thinks and if he's
even still on their team and she gives rainier a ton about her life and her inability to have
children a really like dark low you know moment for her um puts all her faith in rainier as queen they hug they hug for a
little too long they make out we've i i again it was so far off my radar that as soon as they
hugged and she started to like neck her i was like no no no no no no fucking way they're about
to do like it wasn't even entering my mind and then i was
like yep they're gonna do it they're gonna they fucking did it they fucking did it i was
screaming at my tv like an old boomer being like this fucking netflix going woke
i was more along for the ride but also super like i wasn't like no no no but i was like what what
what that can't there can't be anybody i don't even think if you're like a lbgcu advocate you're
like loving that storyline it's just like what the fuck man yeah it could get interesting with
like damon coming back and finding out like uh-oh like they're teamed up now like yeah it could get interesting with like Damon coming back and finding out like, oh, like they're teamed up now.
Like, yeah, it could get interesting.
I don't then then they get interrupted by the news that Seasmoke's got a new rider.
Yeah, this was so out of left field.
I made the joke when they like when she started going to hug her.
I was like, they're going to make out.
And yeah, right.
I was like, shut up.
And then I was like shut up and then and then it was like they did it
yeah like like if that's not
i i don't even know what to think now because i'm like i hope it's just a one and done thing
but then that's even stupider than it's like hey remember that time you did that scene and it never
came back up again but i also don't want it to come back up again so i'd rather it be that stupid
then yeah maybe it was like they were both at this low vulnerable yeah okay i'll take that let's maybe
you could do you know ryan condell whoever let's let's go with that one for the future they were
just both so grieving that they started fucking making out and we never talked about this again
i also like i was the video game meme on the chair I went up on my chair when I was like oh
this is however I don't like that it's I thought it was in the books I thought this is all part of
the story if George comes out tomorrow it's like I don't know where they're going I fought it tooth
and nail then I'm gonna get concerned about this because I feel like we've been pretty good
to the source material and this just seems like completely un i think you said kev it's
either like a one-off which makes it even weirder or an unnecessary storyline that now then again
everyone hated the what's it called uh last of us right with uh nick offerman that that whole
episode that episode that was amazing that was amazing so i mean if you get one of those there
that'd be sweet cool shit with it but like it just – we see what happens when you stray away from George R.R. Martin and you do Game of Thrones.
So let's not fucking do that.
So unless George was like, oh, I really – one of my biggest regrets was that I didn't have these two be lovers and like I have this vision for it.
Let's do it this way.
Then like cool otherwise it seems like it was just jammed
in there either for woke purposes or just like we need to you know switch it up purposes or whatever
whatever the reasoning is i don't think i think it's stupid i also like the most jarring part of
this scene that like came out of left field when she starts telling her backstory they were just
talking about war then suddenly like the white worm's just like my father took me and i was like yeah it's like whoa
go back to the other thing go back to the other thing what's going on and then like
it just kept taking left turns i didn't know what the fuck was going on
george rr man he's undefeated with it he will make you gasp and guffaw every single week.
Right, right.
I mean, he's done – there's been other gay characters where it just made sense.
And it was like – and romances that made sense.
This one just doesn't seem to make sense to me.
So we'll see what happens.
But penultimate, baby.
Penultimate next week.
That's huge does that scene does that scene somehow lend itself to give you give out the lvp to someone involved in that
scene the writers the white worm i would i would give uh uh well um right now i'm down on hugh the
hammer for stealing the bag of groceries so i would go go LVP with that or the writers who came up
with that final scene. That was just so stupid.
That's fair.
From an execution point of view,
pun intended, Sir Darklin's
got to get an LVP because he just
did not
really. I'm going to say those were
Agon's boys that got fucking
killed, right? Were they?
I think that was his drinking
buddies that like, oh yeah,
ready to take on our whole
town. What about the guy who got smacked?
Oh yeah.
I think he's a decent LVP. He got the whole
castle talking about him, just getting
embarrassed. I would love to know what they're saying
too. Like, oh, did you fucking
hear the queen fucking smacked the shit out of him?
He got bitch slapped. Honestly, Damon's they're saying too like oh did you fucking hear the queen fucking smack the shit out of him honestly david's in the running damon like receiving votes is damon again for just he
had nothing to do with the shit that went down with the tallies he just happened to be there
he didn't leave in those three days but other than that like he did nothing yet again yeah
and so wait they they mentioned that like cloud cover is coming or
whatever and i think that's what she was talking about with like the you know in three days the
winds are going to change so i feel like now is what the time you can attack or you can use your
dragons or whatever is about to go down so i feel like uh that should be where we kick off the pen
ultimate which was was that do you think that's what it was i thought the winds were going to
change she was just saying like grover toly's about well that's right i'm gonna go kill his literal
thing if it's a figurative thing but it's like a you know whatever it is i feel like you know
it's all gonna coincide at the same time it's like it's go time which takes you to my mvp i'm giving
it to alice rivers here you know you may not be thinking of someone with a big sword big dragon
i'm giving it to the little owl, which by the way, owls are
such fucking ghoul birds. I fucking
love owls. And she just goes in, takes
care of Grover. That old man
was fucking backing up this fucking team
black war machine for so
long. He's dead. She probably slid
his throat, put the fucking pillow over
his head and we're ready to cook now
because we have little Oscar, which I
love that it's grover
and oscar and they're all sesame street characters with the television i love that george rr martin
does that shit i'm gonna say uh mvp for adam because that guy got a dragon this week that's
you you know he hit one home run in this week but you know he might have been one for six but it was
a huge home run for us yeah i was gonna say that to me, the most obvious MVP was White Worm with the food.
It was brilliant.
But obtaining a dragon is the most important thing you can do in this realm.
So, you know, you make a lot of sense.
Shout out to ES earlier.
We were trying to see who he is, waiting to see who's winning the war.
They're like, he's basically RFK Jr.
He's just like, hmm, which way am I going i gonna go i'll figure this out later yeah yeah i i think i i gotta go with
adam too like i i'm trying to think of anybody else that came up like like really hot this episode
i feel like everyone's aiming as a bat you know he's just like he's taking the fucking and he's
taking control he is i think though when he's taking the fucking, he's taking control.
He is.
I think though, when he heard his brother woke up, he was like, oh shit.
Yeah.
How awake we talk.
Right.
Right.
Also a sneaky LVP.
Do we think like, is there a chance that Laris killed Otto?
Like, yeah, they were heavy were heavy heavy talking no auto response
yeah they were like we reached out to otto we haven't heard alison
i i hope not i hope we get more great i want more auto but like laris is like you're gonna
pick somebody above me oh i'll get word to him don't worry burning that through some
yeah yeah always burning somebody i hope i hope not yeah all right that was uh house of the dragon season two episode six we've got the
penultimate next week if you know thrones you know the penultimates are always wild hopefully they
continue the trend with this one and uh we'll see you same bat time same bat channel right here on
the my mom's basement channel for game of stools next week
thank you for tuning in we'll see you then i'm going to bed