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Episode Date: March 25, 2021

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Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me, a brand new podcast from me, Vogue Williams, and the fabulous Joanne McNally. The title of the podcast is no joke because in actual real life, my therapist genuinely ghosted me. This is true. Well, nothing will be off limits in this podcast because we know each other so well that it's actually impossible to hide or bend the truth. Joanne, how long have we know each other so well that it's actually impossible to hide or bend the truth. Joanne, how long

have we known each other? We've known each other so long that I used to know you when you were hot before you had the babies and you were threatening. But now

you're not as hot so I feel I can have a career with you and do a photo shoot with you. Oh, thank you. So because I've come down a peg or two, that's grand, whatever.

We've known each other since we were, I'm going to say 19. What age am I now? 35. peg or two, that's grand, whatever. We've known each other since we were, I'm going to say 19. What age am I now? 35. Yeah. What's that? Work that out.

Are you on crack? 16 years. He just reminded me of Wikipedia, by the way. I remember someone kept going on and changing my name to Joanne. Was that you? What? I swear to God.

Vogue, real name Joanne. I get real name Joanne or Sharon. Who's Sharon? They just say that because my name is so ridiculous that I've made it up and I must be called Sharon or Joanne. I get real name Joanne or Sharon. Who's Sharon? They just say that because my name is so ridiculous that I've made it up and I must be called Sharon or Joanne.

That's so insulting to me because that's suggesting my name is so incredibly basic that the opposite of your glitzy exact name is my name. That's so embarrassing. I'm the Karen to Vogue.

It's alright, Joanne. It's better than the English people though. What about the English people? Jesus, if another one of them calls me Joanna. It's the best. I love when people call her Joanna. She gets so...

You kind of let it happen though. It's your own fault. You're victim blaming. There's a certain window where at the start you just want to be polite and you assume that they'll cop it themselves

and then they don't. Like my trainer who obviously I haven't used in any serious capacity you have a trainer? in a year I know

Joanne's training involves walking around with weights on her legs constantly crying I look like I've got gout at the moment no you don't

I do anyway I'm not supposed to care about that I'm supposed to have inspirational thoughts all the time who told you that your therapist? well I don't know because he Anyway, I'm not supposed to care about that. I'm supposed to have inspirational thoughts all the time. Who told you that? Your therapist?

Well, I don't know, because he ghosted me. But I was then genuinely worried that he was, not even messing, I was worried he genuinely died. So I was like, I hope he's okay. And then I blocked the number, rang him, and he was like, hello? I was like, you dick. Make sure you hit subscribe so that you get the brand new episodes

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