My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "15 DVD's and a pillow..."

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

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This is a Global Player Original Podcast. Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me with me Joanne McNally and her Vogue Williams and himself Joe. Vogue was 10 minutes late for this record which means I'll be leaving 10 minutes early. I would like to dispute that and say I was eight minutes late for the record. I'm having one of those days that like,

so I had a shoot this morning and I was talking to Karina who styles me and she had dropped this stuff for me to bring to the shoot. Not just like a bag. I forgot nine

bags of stuff. Nine. Walked out the door, got to the shoot and I was like, oh, where's all the stuff? And I was like, oh my God, I was meant to bring the stuff. And I just, I was like, Sven, all the stuff and I was like oh my god I was meant to bring the stuff and I just I was like 20 you're gonna have to put it

in an uber and he's like do you mean like all of this stuff like how did you forget all of it I did feel like leaving the house to be honest yeah sometimes you know you're like a hold on a second I was supposed to bring a child or something. I forget shit all the time. I have a memory like a sieve. So there's no judgment here. Also, I feel like all you do is shoot at the moment. I just feel like you're constantly getting glammed and taking photos. What's going on? Yeah, I'm busy at the moment.

I've got a TV show coming out called Spooked. The one that you were, like we were talking about the whole time. Yeah, so that's coming out. Exciting times ahead. So doing lots of bits and bobs around that yeah and then I've just got loads

on at the moment but this week I'm I'm closing the door on Wednesday I'm going I'm just like I'm taking the rest of the week off

so I'm trying to ram everything into three days gotcha well I'm still on my I'm still on my holidays you deserve it I know.

You do. I'm being very good to myself. Today, what time is it? The pod's at one. Alan woke me at half twelve. He's like, are you not supposed to get up? And I was like, oh yeah, I did. So I just kind of rolled it.

And obviously I knew I had to put mascara on because I knew Vogue was going to be arriving in from a fashion shoot again. Whereas I've got like porridge on my face. Now come here to me. What time were you going to bed after you'd be waking up at half twelve? Because that would never happen

in a hundred thousand years for me. I know. I know. I don't know. I don't know what it is. I think it's the country air. Like don't get me wrong. And also,

I have to be fully transparent. It was a gorgeous day yesterday so I was like drinking wine in the sun all day do you know what I mean but you see that would the wine does the wine and sun really knock it out of you if you're having issues sleeping up your anxiety by spending the day drinking wine and then you will fall asleep but you'll have the fear the next day I kind of disagree with that if I've been drinking the day before it's like my body knows and regardless of like how much I want to sleep bing

after four hours I'm awake and you can forget naps never in a million years because I nap when I'm hungover I'm awake

and my body wants to be like do you know what you fucked yourself up and you're going to live with this for as long as I can possibly make you live with it yes but you're missing out on the sunstroke part

that I also advised oh okay sunstroke and wine yeah also advised. Oh, okay. Sunstroke and wine. Yeah. Is that all day with no SPF like a mad bitch? Sunstroke is very essential

to that part. We all got it in Irish college every summer. They'd all just let us out into the fields for hours a day. SPF, I don't think

it was invented by the 90s in Ireland. We were all just running around getting boiled like hams. I never forget it. I remember going on holidays once

and I was in Spain, obviously, and I put all my suntan on and then went like somebody on the beach and I didn't know because no one taught,

no one taught me how to put SPF on. I never put it on my eyelids. Oh. It just looked like I had a strange eyeshadow on. That would be really sore. I think that I really try and hold back telling stories about Spencer.

But he was in South Africa. And it was back in the days when he was drinking. No, actually, he was in Tanzania. Back in the days that he was drinking. And he said that the worst sunburn he's ever got was he fell asleep in the sun sun in South Africa after having a few drinks and he woke up and he could barely move and he had to go to hospital because his sunburn was so severe yeah he ruined himself and he's the kind of person that can be out in the sun with no sunglasses nothing really matters but like he said he really battered himself I can't wait for the story when this comes out I know I know and now I'm being called a liar it's like

I don't really know what do I snap back with I just like I'm not this is what happened right the doctors did think it was cold

so it turned out it wasn't we all have a bacterial infection in our stomach I'm still fucking dying with it and that's it there's no lying

what there was oh I missed all this oh no now it's coming out that like I'm lying and I embellish things because of what I said

in the pod it's like no the doctors said that they thought it was that but actually it turned out we have a bacterial infection in our stomach

oh and excuse me I stand by my right to embellish at all times yeah so I have chlamydia I have chlamydia sometimes stories

need a little bit of an upper do you know what I mean but that one actually didn't need an upper it had its own upper but it just kind of I feel like sometimes

things are written to entice negativity and negative comments around me oh yes you can't knock me down bitch

I would agree wholeheartedly in other news yeah I would agree wholeheartedly. In other news, I would like to let you guys know that I have not vaped in two days. Good for you. Did I tell you about your man on TikTok? TikTok?

TikTok? TikTok? You look like me when you do that. Strap a saddle on me off I go yeehaw so your man on TikTok again like I don't know what my algorithm

served me just really sad stuff like organ donors that kind of thing but he is like gotten out he's got using the like you know the like taser going to the throat thing what's that called you know to get the noise out yeah yeah yeah yeah and he's like don't vape it's just videos of him and then he turns around and he's got he's like he's got no throat i mean i'm sorry but like i just i think like someone tried to tell me a story about people vaping today and i'm like i just don't think

like my cousins one of my cousins was on three vapes a day three of those alfars a day and he gave up like and it was amazing but like, I'll tell you, do you want to know how I gave up? So, I ran. Two days ago,

yeah. Okay, okay. Do you want to know my secrets or not? You're sober 48 hours, go on. Yes,

tell me your secrets. Every time I see one in a drawer, I'm like, well I have a little bit and no one will know. You shouldn't leave them around the house.

I know, but I'm in a competition with myself. So basically, the reason that I don't like them around the house. I know, but I'm in a competition with myself. So basically the reason that I don't like them anymore is because I forgot a vape. I was at a wedding, but I'll go into that in the main pod. I forgot my vape

and Spenny actually stole the groom's vape and gave it to me and it was pineapple flavor and it was so disgusting that I was like, anytime I think about vaping, I remember that taste in my mouth and I'm like, oh my God, that was so disgusting. I'm not doing that anymore about vaping I remember that that taste in my mouth and I'm like oh my god that was so disgusting I'm not doing that anymore yeah no that's good yeah it's

like when when I used to suck my sorry when I used to suck my thumb I still suck my thumb but now it's not as common as it used to be my dad do you ever do you ever remember stop and grow yes they used to put it on kids nails to stop them biting it so my dad used to like douse my thumb in stop and grow in the in the hope stop you i just sucked through that shit like a pro oh my god like because obviously gg sucks her thumb and i don't know how we're gonna stop her she started those she doesn't you don't need to start you don't need to start my i'm fine look at me i'm fine 40 year old thumb sucker yeah but oh i don't need to do it privately now it would be very rare that I do it publicly

I don't need to do it privately Gigi though started twizzling her hair as she was sucking her thumb and Hadley came over today our hairdresser and he came over

and he was like Gigi has why has Gigi got a mullet and I was like I don't actually know why she has it and then he saw her

doing it and he was like she's ripping all her hair out so she had this full on mullet we had to chop most of her hair off and now I'm trying to stop her doing it but she twizzles it so much sometimes she'll cry because her whole hair gets stuck around her finger and she can't

get it out okay something really embarrassing happens um you know when someone like you know when someone Like Share your shame You know when someone gets out their Instagram And they're like Oh here And they're gonna go and show you something Someone's explore page came up And it was like

Fucking tits And ass And it was this person That was like What Like Like Shouldn't be looking at that kind of jazz

Like In their 60s Like Man or woman It was a man But I just thought Like how embarrassing And I don't

Like I'm hoping He didn't notice Because I didn't say Anything about it Like what do you say Oh god Your explorer page Is kind of strange

I think it says a lot About a person No? It's so It just means That he didn't tidy it up No It's

No The explorer page Right I'm going to go look at mine Oh sorry Do you mean on instagram yeah oh i see mine is like all like celeb stuff and it is um the girl who swept into sea like mine is not embarrassing like i'm okay with people opening my explorer page but like how did you get on your explorer page oh here you go to the search Oh yeah mine's kind of makeup

Jewellery A lot of memes about Dancing videos Yeah if he doesn't deserve you at your best Who cares when you're Not there that kind of thing Oh like don't do it You'll be okay don't worry life is looking up

Yeah dogs lots of dogs. I just think like it says so much like Spenny's is all watches. Thankfully. This is signs of emotional abuse. Yep. Like. But it does make you think

like someone's like explore page is really interesting to me I feel like you can tell A lot about someone's personality Like this guy obviously likes He obviously spends All of his free time Wanking

I would say Oh here's one I liked last night Are you healed Or just isolated With no one to trigger you Oh god You liked that I feel like everything I see

That pops up You've liked You're spending way too much time On the web. So I'm the same with you. I think there's actually only seven memes going around. Do you know what I mean? I was thinking Joanne has literally completed the internet from being at home not working.

I was sitting in the hairdressers The other day Cause she's like Your ones above me obviously Doing the hair And I looked down And my I was trying

So I It comes up Most searched They have little squares And of course There's a fucking porn site On my phone Because I'm a human woman

Joanne With needs That need to be met You were hanging You were hanging me out To drive with the porn stuff No I wasn't Little did I know

She's at home No I wasn't You just didn't listen When I was saying I also indulge I feel so What am I a fucking eunuch Of course I do

I'm not alone anymore But anyway So you're one So I was like Uh oh Because it's like One of the main squares Like up there

No Yeah So I'm reading a whatsapp You're hitting that shit hard But I'm But at that I was like I'm not hitting it that hard Like why is it up

Besides Instagram And my Gmail Like it's not I'm not hitting it that hard I think you're hitting it Harder than you think you are I think The Pornhub

Their SEO Is obviously really good But so anyway So then I start Trying to click it Because if you click it It goes Do you know what I mean

They're like oh delete Or whatever But it wouldn't It wouldn't click close It was I was trying to open And I was like Anyway

More to help What can I do Look mine doesn't even Have foreign hope on it I am thrilled at myself I don't know why It was like I was Getting punked by my phone

It was Anyway Do you know what I mean You're just like Come here look We're all at it Hi girls Not Jo

That's funny That's funny now Obsessed with the pod thank you joanne was talking about how she packed a runaway case with plastic forks and knives as a kid and it reminded me of a similar story i thought you might find funny at 24 i married a stale ham sandwich of a man who was six years older 11 months in he told me I didn't love him anymore. What? I didn't love him anymore. That's unusual. Our very expensive therapist

couldn't figure out what was going on between us but that night I learned about a co-worker of his and they've been in a relationship for six months. So do you think that's a typo? Do you think maybe he said he didn't love her anymore? I can't believe that a bloke said that. I think that he probably said you didn't love her anymore. He didn't love... I can believe that a bloke said that. I think that he probably said you don't love me.

Yeah, I would believe a guy would say that. You don't love me anymore. Okay. Co-worker of his and they've been in a relationship for six months out of an 11-month marriage. Wow. Wow. Sound.

He proclaimed he was going to leave me to be with his girlfriend tonight and that his bags have been packed for weeks. What? Working up the courage to tell me. It's probably worth mentioning that his girlfriend lives in Texas. A two-day drive from where we lived in California, he sheepishly wheeled out a tiny suitcase and opened it to reveal 15 DVDs and a pillow. He's a man of small means. That's it.

No clothes, no passport, not even a DVD player. Looking back, it's one of the proudest moments in my life. I stared him straight in the eyes, cool as a fucking cucumber and said it's a long drive to texas babe would you like me to make you a little sandwich oh my god i like this girl he had never been so attracted to me we had vigorous sex all over the dvds on the floor and lived happily ever after just kidding i divorced him as quickly As legally possible And I've never looked back Except to be Externally

Eternally grateful To that girl in Texas For taking the Overground toddler Off my hands Love the pod What a woman What a hero

What a woman Joanne and I would Love to react In the same way But we are Crazy bitches And would definitely Not react that way

I don't know Please I don't know Please Please You'd love to be The woman who goes Get your little Fucking case And fuck off

Get the fuck Out of my house But yeah I'd be like Who is she What does she have That I don't have Tell me

Full Betty Broderick on it No that's terrible That was She murdered them I wouldn't go that far now I'd like everyone to survive But for me to win Who's Betty Broderick on it No that's terrible That was She murdered them I wouldn't go that far now I'd like everyone to survive But for me to win

Who's Betty Broderick Who's Betty Broderick Oh Treat yourself Dirty John Do you remember the Dirty John Show on Netflix Yeah

Well they turned it into Like a kind of An umbrella series So they did Dirty John About the woman Who married that Tinder Swindler dude

And then the next series Was called It was about Betty Broderick Whose husband Left her For another woman Half his age

The usual And I won't spoil it But She kills them both So No spoilers But everyone dies

At the end Except Betty So it's But it's a brilliantly Well done series It's so good Amanda Peete Is in it

Joanne I'm really Enjoy Your consistency In life I really have been Enjoying it So thank you I have not yet

Watched the tenth episode Of And Just Like That And you fucking Ruined it for me Last night Okay listen Sorry I'm not gonna put

A spoiler alert up For just watching Aidan cry in a car It gives nothing away Okay well I'll see if it goes on if to me that seems like it's the like if I saw spending cry like that over something like that I would say do you know what's many you need to pack your plastic knives and forks and get out of this door now also in fairness it the crying and I love and just like that like

I have to I love us love love love however Aidan have to, I love it. Love, love, love. However, Aidan's crying in that scene. It deserves to be shared before people watch it. Less as a spoiler, more of a warning of what's to come. I just need to know, was he wearing the coat?

Was he wearing that coat again? No, he wasn't wearing the coat in the crying scene. He should have though because I believe that's some sort of waterproof material and the crying. A waterproof garment.

Actually, he wouldn't need it Because there was no tears Coming out of his face It was just a lot of squealing Oh no Yeah Like calm down Aidan

Yeah Hi girls I wanted to get your opinion On my current Relationship situation Cool We've been together Seven years

We're both 28 And I still find him As sexy as I did On day one Wow Yeah that's pretty good usual yeah okay however in the last year or so yeah come on in the last year or so I've noticed a dip in our sex life I'm just gonna stay say it again right the black boots nothing else but okay we used to be,

Spenny and I had a conversation last night, right? And I was standing in the bathroom in my underwear that weren't particularly, they just weren't beige thongs. Because you see somebody naked so often when you live with them that like, can you really be turned on every time? Yeah, because you've got abs and no cellulite

and an ass that won't quit. No, I've got... I'm turned on when I see you. Like I'm aroused now. An ass that won't quit no I've got I'm turned on when I see you like I'm aroused now an ass that won't quit I have a massive heart on now just watching you whatever that is

what is it is this the wrong what are you wearing pyjamas I don't know a shirt I got in the market stop teasing

stop teasing me and Jeb I think when I just don't have a beige thong on he's like oh something's going down tonight and I'm think when I just don't have a beige thong on He's like oh something's going down tonight And I'm like no it just wasn't working Alan turned to me this morning He was kind of looking at me and he goes

I thought you took your makeup off last night And I was like um excuse me And I looked in the mirror and there was mascara all over my face I was like it's waterproof and it's very hard to get off So I don't think Alan was particularly aroused When he looked at me this morning I was a mess I never I don't think Alan was particularly Aroused when he looked At me this morning I was a mess I never

I wouldn't be like A sex morning person Because I just I feel like You need to like You need to brush your teeth Like wash your face A morning wee

It just None of it is attractive The morning sex For me is a bit like You're welcome Do you know what I mean It's like go on about your day now As in like

I've relieved you I've released you But don't bother Coming back tonight Because it's not happening I've helped you I've helped you Kind of concentrate

For the day I've brought I'm like Adderall For men They just get If you ride them in the morning They have razor focus For the whole day

That's the Joanne McNally in her Yeah Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne Adderall Joanne McNally in her. Yeah. Joaderal. Joaderal. Joaderal. We used to be all over each other all the time, but recently it almost feels like he's lost interest.

Every other aspect of our relationship is perfect. Oh. We get on well. He takes care of me very kind and loving, supportive and laugh a lot together. That sounds lovely. Yeah. But I've started to get anxious when we all get into bed because if he doesn't try it on, I'm left feeling a little insecure.

For a while I took charge and initiated everything, but then it started to feel like we only had sex because I wanted to. We've discussed it a little and he reassured me that he's found me attractive. I'd say on average we have sex once a week. What do you think I should do? Is it a problem? I hear you talk about Spencer and Alan all over you all the time and it makes me wonder

why my man isn't feeling the same. Well, I went out with a guy. Now this is a different issue. Is it finished? Have I interrupted?

No, that's it. What should I do? Is it a problem? I think I think do you know problem I think I think do you know what I'm going to like yes

it is it's like it's like it's like when you have a kid right and your baby will eat loads at one stage and then it stops

it stops eating so much because it just goes through phases of being hungrier than others when it's like growing and maybe he's just going through a dip

in wanting the ride not necessarily not ever wanting the ride again but he's just And maybe he's just going through a dip in wanting the ride. Not necessarily not ever wanting the ride again, but he's just like, maybe he's stressed at work or maybe he's got something else going on in his mind and that is making him feel stressed and sex isn't. And also you can get into a rut where you're just like, oh, I can't be arsed. Oh, I can't be arsed.

And once a week is still good for a couple of seven years. Yeah, I agree. It's easy to jump to conclusions because that's what I do straight away. I remember two stories come to mind. One, I was living with this guy and he was, we were obviously, we'd, you know, there was a lot of riding going on. Yeah. And one night he said no.

And I got up, took my pillow and stormed into the spare room and slept there for the night because he said no once. Yeah. Slept there for the night Because he said no once Stop Now I'm not saying that's right either But I completely understand Where this woman is coming from You feel like there's this You know narrative that men just want it all the time And if they Turn you down or aren't in the mood

Or get a bit of a dip in their sex drive That there's something terrible going on There probably isn't Although that guy that I'm talking about was cheating But anyway that's another story But I don't think he cheated on that particular night Because he was in the house I just mean

It could just be a case of You're together seven years He loves you, he's mad about you But he isn't In a real peak At the moment yeah i don't i actually just i don't i i wouldn't really worry about it because people like once a week would suit me down to the ground it's if it stops completely i think there's an issue there's something going on and not necessarily cheating by the way not always cheating Just a little bit of impotence.

Also, it's really common in men. Like, really common. But it's common for men not to have, like, a massive sex drive. Like, as you just said, I do agree with it. It's like, oh, men just want to fuck all the time. And that's not the case. It's not the case. It's not.

And, like, sometimes life gets in the way of doing stuff. Like, where, like, I'll find myself being myself being like Oh I just want to go to bed I just want to Like that's it Like I know a guy He was I was talking to the other day

Who had this awful Life Event Happen to him And he said He couldn't get it up For like a year After

And it was nothing Like the life event Was nothing to do with Sex or anything like that Yeah He just had this awful thing happen And yeah He just couldn this awful thing happen And yeah He just couldn't get it up

He's like Like you know It's not It's not always That you just don't want to ride The person you're riding If there's other shit going on Yeah

And it's a tough one It's a tough one to bring up as well Because people get super sensitive Around that subject So he'd be super sensitive And he knows that you're feeling that And it just like heightens the whole thing Yeah

I would date with I would date it I'll go American and it just like heightens the whole thing. Yeah. I would date it. I'll go American on it. Another guy who at the start, I was like, I don't think you fancy me. Like just no snap in the pencil as it was. And then he kind of got over it

and it was all fine. Obviously we're not together now, but it was, he's, I don't know. I still don't really know what happened there. He said he was kind of anxious or something. I don't know I still don't really know What happened there He said He was kind of anxious Or something

I don't know Anyway What I mean is There's other things going on Yeah exactly The old me would say Hack into his phone And leave him

But the new me Thinks No Maybe there's another reason For this The new Joanne With all her memes Yeah

Life is good Live, laugh, love Are you healed or triggered? What are you? That's I would say I know There's still nothing wrong

With going to a phone Every now and again If you need to But When leads most And on that note And on that note We are going to say

Goodbye To your boyfriend's privacy Thank you for listening To the bonus episode of My Therapist Goes to the Meat we will be back with the main ep

on Friday a little reminder that Forsako starts back in Dubai on September 2nd in the agenda and I'm told there are

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