My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "Accidental Troll!"

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

We can all get a bit punchy from time to time and this week, Vogue & Joanne have the perfect email to illustrate that! Plus, advice on exes and some thoughts on ayahuasca.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

welcome to the bonus episode of my therapist ghosted me with me do you oh with me and her John McNally that woman you sent me a picture of yesterday and she was uh she brought a plastic blow-up alien onto this morning she was going out with an alien oh god okay we'll do some ayahuasca that's what we should do Val we should do a documentary where we go off and we do ayahuascas

do you want somebody filming you just like vomiting everywhere that's what happens oh yeah actually yeah no no no would we not just vomit privately and then come out glowing to the cameras no just full of sweat I think you vomit in a room full of people. You do actually.

I heard that. Yeah. People vomit and shit themselves in a room together. I'm like, that's not really my vibe. I do a private ayahuasca maybe. But I think the whole point of it is to like break down your ego and your boundaries and stuff. I think private ayahuasca kind of goes against what ayahuasca is about.

Yeah. I'm not, I'm just not into it. We're all one. We're all just part of the earth, like little worms. I think that's kind of goes against what ayahuasca is about yeah i'm not i'm just not into we're all one we're all just part of the earth like little worms i think that's kind of the vibe maybe one day i feel like people who who they want to go and find out something particular about themselves i've nothing to find yet put it all out there there's not much left to find are you saying you know yourself inside out and back to front and upside down No but I don't feel like I need to find anything To like to go a different route That I'm kind of happy

On the road I'm on Yeah That's a great thing To be able to say What about you Jo Would you like a bit of spiritual Would you like a little awakening Are you awake enough

No We'll keep that locked away I think Repressed Repressed Repressed And just wake up at 50 Alone

And depressed Yeah that sounds like an okay life If you make Get to 50 50 years old That's good Get to 50 Repress, repress. And just wake up at 50 alone and depressed. Yeah, that sounds like an okay life. If you make it, get to 50. 50 years old, that's good. Get to 50. Yeah, that's nice. He's still married now, sure.

Do you want to hear some of our lovely listeners' emails? I would love to. Now, I know we're not going to do a full thing on the Leaving Service until next week, but please, can I read you just a couple of the emails that we got yes it just reminds me of like it just brings you back um okay let's see a few of us have thought it'd be gas to take a big luke's aid sports bottle full of vodka glens obviously yes it was the cheapest at the time and black current into our last exam to start pre-drinking in the exam hall when we'd

finished i finished in record time and started swinging back the spike to my body big grin on my face about 15 to 20 minutes later i realized everyone in the hall was still writing except for me didn't i miss out on the two full back pages of the paper started writing in sheer fucking panic bearing in mind i'm 17 and can't handle drink for shit the vodka and stress start to hit my brain fairly quickly culminating in me full-on sobbing hyperventilating in the middle of the hall the 900 year old biddies who were supposed to be watching us were up in arms thought i was having a panic attack when in fact i was drunk and had seven minutes left to do a third of the exam oh god i was allowed extra time so i had to go pep talk to myself in the school bathrooms the way you do in a nightclub when shit's gone tits up not my finest finest moment but I still managed to pass that exam and

get into uni where I continued the last exam tradition of vodka in the exam hall mad little bastards fucking is that that wouldn't even occur to me would have been way too scared way too scared but you remember making those dolly mixtures but like ours would be like because you wouldn't want your parents to know you're stealing their booze so it could be like a little tiny bit of gin a tiny bit of whiskey, a tiny bit of vodka whatever was floating around like this kind of green mint

stuff and then a bit of Bailey's curdling on top oh sick okay I'm going to leave the rest of the Leaving Cert ones till we do it properly next week because they're very

very funny do you hear the way he snorts snorting like a pig god they really are completely useless aren't they like they just can't

do a thing for themselves look at him that's him looking around for food hear the snort he's got the Matthew's mouth that's my mouth

what a huge mouth sorry it's really ideal recording podcasts with a baby it's okay when will it end that's okay is he finished yet that's okay

take your time how long is it going to be how long is it going to take now boob in the mouth done oh thank god i know i know if only like everything in life was so simple hi vogel joanne i'm writing to formally apologize for being your accidental troll an experience from which i have not yet recovered six months ago when i was 27 months pregnant my friend forwarded me your insta story

where you could see your baby bump for the first time she was about as pregnant as you at the time and was always comparing herself to you as she thought she was bigger I replied to my friend saying you were clearly not pregnant but breathing out I learned the hard way that day that if someone sent you a story and you replied to it you were in fact replying to the person who posted the story I would never have realized this until I got a notification oh my god no on my phone saying new dm from vogue williams where you asked me was i accusing you of faking your pregnancy i have never prayed so hard for the little baby jesus for the ground to swallow me up almost 1 million followers and he spotted that message never been so scundered in my whole life luckily i desperately groveled and convinced you I was joking which I promise I was and you're completely lovely about it so thank you for that

um oh god I don't remember that that's mean I must have been a grumpy bitch because I was pregnant I learned the heart that that that like Instagram needs that seat needs to be told to you at birth a hundred percent that that reply story thing that you're going straight into that person's dms it happened to me before as well and i've had it but i've i've never had a bad to be honest although one person recently was like i posted a photo or a video to the new show or saying i was doing another show and someone wrote going oh i hope it's not the same we're going i hope it's not the same as our london show i was like i didn't write that i was like of course it bloody is I think I've written

a new stand up show in three months yes that whole thing of replying to people it's it's the pits I did it once oh I did something

mortal yeah and you can't get back do you remember James did it to me he was slagging off a job I was doing him and Martin

do you remember yeah I think I've spoken about it before two of my really good friends were caught slagging me behind my back by replying to my story asking for pigs

stoned for bitching stoned for bitching do you know your one message you there saying like she's breathing out why would you bother replying? I know. Yeah.

Ah, well, like I think people just, well, do you know the way you're funny with your mates and stuff like that? But I was obviously in a bitchy mood. I nearly replied to somebody last night, but then Joanne rang me. So I messed it up. But she was basically saying that I needed to stop swearing and I wasn't as classy as my mother. And then that my eyebrows were desperate.

So I got like three whacks in one. I was like little bitch Susan three whacks in one I didn't end up replying because I forgot about it then um another email yeah go okay I need your advice girls I'm 22 recently moved to Dublin for work my boyfriend recently broke up with me for the second time in a year but I cannot seem to shake him we still sleep together and talk all day every day but we aren't in a relationship it stops me from downloading dating apps or meeting new people because I'm in limbo with my ex what's your best advice do I just do a harsh block or do I hold out because I love him he is he's keeping you he's doing he's probably going out and about doing whatever he wants and just keeping you on a leash. And that's not fair. 100%. It's a harsh, harsh reality.

It's not nice to hear. Listen, as my friend's mother once said, if a man wants you, he knows where you are. That man knows he can have you exclusively if he wants you. And he's not taking you up on that offer. Yeah. This is a half-assed. It's like people do it all the time. He's having his cake and eating it too.

That's what people do. I just think it's a little bit. I know. I just think it's a little bit mean it's like you know that you're going to be hurting that person's feelings so just don't do it we've all done it we've all kind of said well they could leave if they want and I'm not going out with them and they know the deal and you kind of convince yourself but he's the one with the power in that relationship and and the truth is as well if she's if he's kind of if he's dipping in and dipping out of her and she's letting him do it, he's probably lost all respect. Joanne has a great way with words when it's around sex.

Dipping in and dipping out of her. I didn't actually mean it physically. I just mean like emotionally. He's picking her up and putting her down and picking her up and putting her down. And he knows he has obviously got all the power there. Get rid of him. We're going to give you that advice. You're going to have to rip it off.

It's a band-aid situation. You're going to have to rip it off it's a bandaid situation you're going to have to rip it off it's only going to get worse it's only going to get worse he's going to treat you worse and worse and worse and worse and worse

and you're going to lose respect for yourself and then you're going to think the only way to get respect back is to get his validation back and you're never going to get it

get out and you're only 22 so like remember that the world is your oyster you still have gorgeous young skin we're jealous

oh my god you're only 22 get out this is one of those situations you're going to look skin we're jealous oh my god 22 22 this is one of those situations you're gonna look back and be like oh my god I can't believe I stayed in

that shit situation for so long and we've all been there and we've all done it so don't feel bad oh god have we what mother of god

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