My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "...And just key their car"

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

Celeb feuds, 'Hey Hun' mates and front bottoms are just some of the topics we hit in this week's bonus. Plus if you've ever flirted with Vogue, please do let us know. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This is a Global Player Original Podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Goes With Me with me, Vogue Williams, and Joanne McNally. You would sound great on AA Roadwatch, do you know that? If your car is broken down on the side of the road and you want to wait 14 hours to get picked up, join AA Road Watch. Yeah. It's very reassuring but also clueless.

My dad was a used car salesman and like if I ever broke down, I'd ring him and I'd be like, and I'd like force him to come and get me because I'd completely blame it on him. Even when I like rear-ended somebody and rode the car off, I literally was like, you did that. You did that. What about emotional breakdowns? Was he, was he on board for them? No, he definitely wasn't. He wasn't. He wasn't.

He didn't have an ear for them. Irish fathers never do. Come here to me. I wanted to talk to you about a celebrity feud I saw. I know. I love it. I love a celebrity feud. saw i know i love it i love a celebrity feud did you see so is it me and cheryl cole what's going on yeah you and cheryl are scrapping are we killing each other i'd love to be in a celebrity feud i just don't have very many celebrity friends folk i would like i'm not willing to put the work in but we could definitely get you involved in a celebrity feud who could i have a fight with come on think of someone good denzel washington like let's go big so did you see what pink put up about her fight with christina

aguilera no basically she called out people being like stop trying to make something that isn't there because she had a fight with christina aguilera back in the day of moulin rouge they just didn't get on they didn't fight but they didn't get on. They didn't fight, but they didn't get on. Like, you don't get on with everybody. And she was basically just saying that. You certainly don't. No, you don't. Do you want?

That's why Joe's not coming back to this podcast. No, it's gone. Not that we hate him. We just don't get on with him. You just don't gel with everybody. It's business. You don't gel with everybody.

Joe, snip, snip. So yeah, so basically, Pink put up a post just being like, listen, there's no beef between me and Christina Aguilera, but like, we did look at her trying to undo the damage with a little ice roller ice rolling i've got a show later go on uh so she said yeah i'm trying to like i'm trying to like i'm not fighting with christina aguilera basically but the press are making it out to

be something but as you know i love hearing about a little fight and so I was looking into a few little mills that some celebs have had and do you you mentioned this to me before remember Mariah Carey said on the red carpet they were like oh so what do you think of Jennifer Lopez and she was like I don't know who that is yeah yeah I loved that little fight the biggest shade it's probably the biggest shade in history to be honest such shade kim kardashian and paris hilton remember their fight now they're best mates so i do think i also think that if people sometimes people come in your ether and you're kind of threatened by them or it's because you probably are quite similar to them and sometimes if i know myself from the past people

i've met that i was like, I know, end up being my really good friends. I know, but I, I hate that when people like, I remember a girl was trying to join my management company and like, I knew her like, and she knew me and my manager was like, Oh,

well we represent blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she goes, who?

Oh yeah. Sorry. Pretending you don't know the person is an extra level of pettiness yeah it's too petty but Evogue

as we know wax on wax off we know it all comes to a place of insecurity and they're just projecting their own feelings onto you and it's nothing to do

with you and love and light and wax on wax off and just key their car so another fight because I want to even it out with the boys and the girls so Justin Bieber sandbags off and just key their car. So another fight because I want to even it out with the boys and the girls. So Justin Bieber

and Orlando Bloom, remember they had that big fight in a proper bus stop in Ibiza. Remember? No. How could Orlando... Yeah, like they had a punch up

in Ibiza. Ibiza. Ibiza. Uh, uh, Ibiza. How could that happen? That's like me kicking the shit out of, I'm trying to think of a famous child. Theodore.

I know, bizarre. Well, because Justin Bieber was flirting with Orlando Bloom's ex. What was her name again? Miranda Kerr. But now come here to me. I'd say everyone flirts with Miranda Kerr. She's an absolute riot. Come on.

Oh, would Spencer be like that? Like if someone was flirting with you? No, and I'm disgusted. No one ever flirted with me. I'm disgusted about it. Well, that's, I've, that's not true. I've seen it happen. Who flirted with me?

Who did you see flirting with me? People always flirt with you. Okay, name one. Well, I mean, I can't name them. Yeah, exactly. Because they're like, I don't remember their names, but like in general men are drawn to you they kind of light up when you're around they're you know they're they're drawn to

you John I think you must be drinking heavily when you're hanging out with me because there is I'm not just saying it there is none of that there is no flirting you can't name anyone of course they are well firstly you're a you're a famously married which was a huge mistake on your part you should have kept that off your Instagram account because you totally fucking cock blocked yourself there stupid

but apart from that there's always men are totally drawn to you of course men flirt with you come on you can't even name one my little friend can't even name one

I'm trying to think who's flirted with you who's flirted with Vogue if anyone has flirted with Vogue in the past email in hello at mtgmpod.com.

Pod at gmail.com. Is that what it is? And I would appreciate it. Emma, what's the email address? Put your mic on for God's sake. What's the email? mtgmpod at gmail.com. Hello.

Hello at hotmail, hotmail, mtgmpod.com. What's the email, Emma? Hello at mtgmpod. the email Emma hello at mtgm pod dot com perfect okay oh there's no gmail oh okay

sorry about that so Justin Bieber and Seth Rogen Seth Rogen just said Justin Bieber is a piece of shit after meeting with him

and Justin Bieber said Seth Rogen sorry I didn't bow down when I asked to meet you implying it was Rogen who was acting in poor taste. Well, I had a similar situation. Now I know I'm not Justin Bieber or Seth Rogen. You're getting there, honey.

You're nearly Justin Bieber levels. Okay. I'm going to put you up there at Ronan Keating. So I was, I met this booker and I didn't know him. So he booked me for a couple of jobs, but I'd never met him. So I'd never met him. I'd never seen him. Do you know, he just wasn't someone I would recognize. Anyway, I was not introduced. I met him one night in Edinburgh at one of these kind of industry parties. And I didn't know who he was. And he then, to say he fucking kicked off, he wouldn't book me for anything. He got me kicked off shows, all this weird shit. Because basically he was like, she didn't bow down. And I'm this and she's nothing but this and blah, blah, blah.

I hate that when you just don't know somebody though. It's like, sorry. Also, it's like, get over yourself. Who the fuck do you think you are? I know. And you can't just expect people to know who you are either. So I'm on Justin's side when it comes to Seth Rogen. Some people expect you to bow down to them because they're famous or whatever.

And actually it's like, it's just a fucking arsehole. I, do you know, I was asked that today in an interview, have I ever met an arsehole of a famous person? I actually haven't met anyone who was that much of an RSL to me, not yet. How dare you? I'm famous and I'm a complete RSL to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we do some emails because that's what we're meant to be here to do, but we're talking about Justin Bieber. Hi, Vogue and Joanne. I was just writing in for a bit of friendship advice. I had a friend who I would have described as my best friend.

We were inseparable. Oh, no. Uh-oh. I know. Since she had her child a year ago, we've drifted apart. I understand that her baby and her family come first and she needs to prioritize them. But she's become what I call a hey hon.

What's a hey hon? A hey hon mate, where the only time I'll hear from her is her texting me. Hey hon, would you be able to do this? Or hey hon, are you able to babysit? Oh, it feels all very take, take, take and one-sided. I'm not really sure how to handle it. Do I confront her about it or do I let the friendship fizzle? We've been mates

for over 10 years. I think that people can sometimes forget to be self-aware and I think it's important to have a chat to her but in a very kind way

because when you do have kids you probably really do prioritise them more. I'm sure I did it when I had Theodore but I'm not like that anymore because I don't see them. I go away for four days without them now. That's the new me.

Wild. Yeah. Absolutely heartbreaking. Hen party vogue. Yeah. Yeah. No way. Anyway. I would say, yeah, sorry, go on. When you've got kids, so you will have your opinion and then I will have mine. Sometimes I think that like, just not even if you have kids, I think that sometimes you can lack self-awareness and you have to like, sometimes the problem is you and you don't realize it's you. And it's nice to have somebody say to you here, listen, you're kind of being like this. You're the problem. Yeah, it doesn't. You are the common denominator. Okay. It's you.

I agree. Everybody is saying it about you. It's not just, don't go down that route. Just be nice about it. I totally agree. Like I've had situations in my life where friends of mine, one friend in particular, because life gets busy and I moved away and suddenly I was kind of this

like demonically possessed with comedy. And so things, and you're working nights and you're working weekends and you don't have time for things anymore and one of the girls basically pulled me up

and was like and also I'm not a big phone person as you know Vogue I don't really I don't really ring people so she pulled me aside and was like

if you don't make an effort with me I'm not going to be your friend anymore yeah and there's nothing wrong with that nothing wrong with that because do you know what everyone needs to kick up the hole at the odd time everyone needs to kick up the ass and friendships i honestly truly from the bottom of my heart friendships are just as important if not more important than romantic relationships because romantic relationships will come and go, your friendships don't.

And all the data and all the studies say the happier a person is, is based on the more friendships, relationships, the more relationships they have outside of themselves. It gives them a sense of purpose. They're in a community. That's the key. So this girl, she's obviously just got way late

because she's had these kids and she probably needs a lot of support. She's probably struggling a little bit. Yeah, take that into account as well. She's probably struggling and is just looking for extra help, but just maybe, but say it in a really nice way.

Also take into account, this is the other thing, and like me and my friends, we understand this now. You've had a kid. That's fantastic. And I will support to a very minimum level, but ultimately they're not my kids.

So respect that as well. Do you get me? So she's basically just trying to tell me she's never going to babysit any of my kids. She couldn't give a shit. I'm just, I'm just not that way. It's like Amber. Ever so often Amber will be like to me, I didn't choose to have three kids. I didn't choose to do that. So like she puts me back in my box like that a little bit. Yeah. And that's, but I think that's a fair point. Yeah. Because I think when people have a lot of kids and they're struggling and they need a bit

of help and that's cool. And then you give them help. But then sometimes the help is just assumed then that the help would be given. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can kind of be like that. You can. I meant to say that to you, actually. Hello, Joanna Vogue.

Love the podcast. Had to ride in after an incident I had this week. I swim twice a week. Most weeks, but recently I haven't been able to as I've had a broken foot and a cast and obviously you can't get those wet. Wet. Oh. Do you know where the inflatable the kind of inflatable um airbomb bags anyway go on anyway and swimming with a broken foot wouldn't have been wise well this week I was finally given the all clear to

swim carefree and loving life so off I went to the baths I was changing in the communal bit as I normally do and there were quite a few young kids and family in there who had just finished the family swim session. As I was changing, I suddenly heard a gasp from one of the kids who pointed straight straight at me

and shouted, Mummy, that lady has a black beard on her front bottom. Do you want to get it? No, I absolutely got it. I'm just horrified. Well, to say I was mortified,

I knew I'd maybe neglected downstairs for a bit because I didn't get to the waxer with my crutches. But surely it wasn't that bad. Everyone laughed. I went crimson and I booked in myself for a Hollywood tomorrow. You know what? This is why children shouldn't be allowed in communal areas.

They're disrespectful and they're rude. The kids will tell you exactly what they think. That child shouldn't have been allowed in a woman's changing room. There should be a separate changing area for children where no one's got a beard

on their front bum because they haven't fucking developed yet. I will tell you one thing, right? This is a good learning experience just like Shiji with the tampons. It's a good learning experience for a child. And not everybody...

It's different someone going, oh, look, mummy has a rope coming out of her rather than an absolute stranger. That woman has a beard on her front bum. The worst part of that situation is the word front bum. well that is it everybody i'm just on time because my child has come in crying that's been the bonus episode i've been jerome mcnally she continues to be aboutogue Williams.