My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "Bigger than my head!"

Episode Date: December 28, 2022

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This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally. Joanne. Yes yes Vogue we're gonna have to start on something right we went on too long on the we're basically enjoying

the pod too much we went on too long on the main app and we didn't do my favourite game guess the headline go on okay

guess the headline Bob Dylan admits to binge watching Love is Blind Coronation Street oh Corrie's a great show Headline. Bob Dylan admits to binge watching Love is Blind. Coronation Street. Oh!

Corrie's a great show. It's a classic, solid show. It's been running years. I don't like to get sucked into those things though because they suck you in. My mom has

Fair City, Corrie, not Emmerdale but she's all the rest on the go. Take up quite a lot of your time. Speaking of telly,

and we'll come back to the game. You're dead right, we will. I watched a show I have to say, I love when you get a good show and you get sucked in. Called The Teacher on Netflix with Sheridan Smith. Bloody excellent. Amber's just started watching that actually. I really enjoyed

it I have to say. Sheridan's fantastic in it. I need to get in the White Lotus train. I just keep seeing it everywhere now. I've seen the last episode which is a problem. Don't spoil anything for me because I haven't seen anything. I need to get in the White Lotus train. I just keep seeing it everywhere now. I've seen the last episode, which is a problem. Don't spoil. Don't spoil anything for me because I haven't seen anything. I've spoiled it for myself,

but basically I've seen the last. But you know what? I Google the end of things anyway, so it makes no difference to me. Okay, next headline. Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott under fire for ordering two separate... Planes.

Private jets. Yes. Two separate private planes to go to the same place at the same time. But in fairness, he might have been transporting a duvet for her as well. So the duvet could have been

on the other plane. Well, then I completely understand it and it makes complete sense to me. And I think how kind of them. How kind of you to help a friend you were just transporting your friends duvet

like do you hate each other you're getting separate planes I don't know maybe this is the shit that pisses me off do you know what I mean I washed out a

yop bottle this morning I washed out a packet of ham it's not acceptable do you know what though do you know what when someone comes over and they throw something in my recycling bin that's not recycling there is nothing that aggravates me more and the person has come to visit me kindly over to my house and they fucked a banana skin in the recycling bin is this me look at them

no it's actually not you I was like please Vogue please no more passive aggressive shade of the podcast when you've got a problem with me just call okay I just sent you a whatsapp there okay

and I talked to you outside for a second Joanne can I just can I just grab you for a second talk to you outside can I just shut you off mic just for a second

it's fine it's fine just a little chat a little chat chat chat chat poor Svenny I'm like Svenny what time are we home can we just have a chat can we fine it's fine just a little chat a little chat chat chat chat poor Svenny I'm like Svenny what's telling me home can we just have a chat

can we have a chat and he's like literally the sense of dread that comes into his voice he's like why darling why darling just need a chat are you around later

I'd just like to chat to you about something that's even giving me the fear something on my mind okay last one man discovers girlfriend's collection

of over 50 blank and it makes him uncomfortable used condoms my mind. Okay, last one. Man discovers girlfriend's collection of over 50 blank and it makes him uncomfortable. Used condoms? No, it's even worse. Hoodies from other guys. Oh, yes. That's a

great way of like building your wardrobe. Everyone likes a good hoodie. I like an oversized hoodie. Well, I will say, I have some items of clothing that don't necessarily belong to me. Yeah, I'll have them back anytime now. And I have been. I love wearing this hoodie.

It just reminds me of that time I went down on Vogue. Can I just say something? We actually talk about going down on me and snakes too down on Vogue. Can I just say something? We actually talk about going down on me and snakes too often on the pod. I know.

Do you know what? A girl for next year. Let's go down on people. In our outside lives. More news. But in our inside our house lives lots of it. More politics.

That's what I think. Absolutely you little Tory Joanne. Let's go full CNN. Okay. Are you going to start wearing I know that you've been hiding it. each one let's go full let's go full CNN okay are you gonna start wearing I know that you've been hiding

are you gonna wear your red MAGA hat we know you have one I know you have one look at her now look at her look at her little snake trying to get me cancelled

so she can go on tour with Spencer it's not gonna fucking happen you Tory MAGA hat lover look all I said was I think Trump had some valid points

and I like the font on that hat sometimes I wear it backwards okay she's always said she liked to tuck her hat

yeah so hoodie some other guys which I thought was a good one okay what I was what I was saying there was

I do have some items when I was moving out I have some stuff from previous men sometimes I wouldn't even sometimes one of them I wouldn't

even call them boyfriends I wouldn't say you're much of a like get rid of stuffer am I gonna move these into my new boyfriend's wardrobe it'll seem a bit you know so I did and he doesn't know which ones they are sorry babes I will say though I think that I thought that you would have done a bit of a clear out now there One time I could build a man I'd like man's socks man's knickers a man's t-shirt

and a man's jumper build a little man on the bed and snuggle it late at night Yeah that worldly week I had Yeah stop I had a week of being worldly I had a world

I was so bad at being worldly God I regret that I regret that Yeah, stop. I had a week of being worldly. I was so bad at being worldly. God, I regret that. Regret that! There was this story about the rats in New York. So apparently the rats are like, you know, a real problem in New York New York I'll tell you something have you ever been in Soho right I went to this restaurant in Soho for my birthday and I'm not this is like about five years ago I am not joking there were mice running over people sitting at the table at our table I was like what is going on supposedly there's just

such a huge problem I don't mind mice so I wasn't really that bothered, but like running over people. Rats in New York. Where though? Everywhere. Apparently it's really, it's apparently it's really bad. So the New York, the mayor has put out for,

he's hiring a director of rodent mitigation. So basic, it's 138 grand a year job. What? To try and reduce the number of rats in New York. Apparently, it's a huge problem. But I was laughing. One of the things that said the ways they've tried to kill them or curb them up to this point is they had this toxic soup to drown them in.

And another way they had was they tried to suffocate them with dry ice and they just can't go rid of them. I was like, put these rats on wipeout. They could fucking survive anything. Oh my God. Getting through the crystal maze. They can't kill them. I don't mind a rat either. Do you remember Pizza Rat?

Do you remember the rat who went viral? He was dragging the big thing of pizza down the subway. I thought you were talking about that fella from that movie. What's it called? Ratatouille. No, we's it called? Ratatouille. No, we love a bit of Ratatouille. Yeah, he was dragging it was actually really funny.

But then I read this other thing that it was saying that rats dance. Do they? Yeah, they can move to music

they can do synchronized moves to things that have a good beat like Lady Gaga they can dance and stuff which is more than me and you can do Vogue. I know, yeah. that's one of my definite downfalls

anyway if you're looking for a job in New York City 140 grand nearly nice I know they're like the mayor was like you need to be a bit

bloodthirsty like it's it's a kind of a documentary waiting to happen I think I hope they're going to film the whole thing like a Netflix special

the Ratsitch will we do a couple of emails sure okay hi girls and Joe oh god again no they're going to film the whole thing like a Netflix special the Rotsitch will we do a couple of emails sure okay hi girls and Joe oh god again no I'm only joking

Joe's writing the emails again Joe's writing the emails it's just hi girls and then Joe scrolls in pen at the end

love the pod I was just listening to your latest app and Vogue asked what the strangest thing you've woken up with after a night eight mine was a two and a half kilo jar

of shop pickled onions on my bedside table. Good girl. Bigger than my head. I'd been out with my friends and obviously went for my obligatory night out chippy before heading home. I must have decided two pickles were not enough with my portion of chips

and asked to buy a full jar. Oh, she bought it. She bought it. Oh, sorry, I see she robbed it. I have a vague recollection of standing in the taxi queue with my jar of pickles, feeling super happy with myself. Needless to say, I never did get through that jar.

The fear of gastric ulcer was too much. Love, Gem from Glasgow. Love it. Good woman, Gem. She actually said, please put on another Glasgow gig as I couldn't get tickets. Gem, you know what? Happy She actually said, please put on another Glasgow gig as I couldn't get tickets. Jan, you know what?

Happy Christmas. We've just put on another Glasgow gig. Hi, Joanna Vogue. I'm a 39-year-old woman and I've had a recent encounter I want your opinion on. I was on a Christmas night out

with a group of friends. Me and a young man were the last two standing, went for more drinks and then he came back to stay in my house. It was easier than getting a taxi home. One, two, skip a few.

We were in the same bed for several hours, no riding, but shenanigans did take place. It was totally initiated by him, but we were very much into it he was great attentive complimenting me while also into consent and making sure i was having a good time and i did not something i've generally found men my age now she's 39 he's 27

i recently started thinking of him in a different light but i dismissed it because he's so much younger i didn't think for a second that it was a potential relationship, but I'm wondering what it means for me and not us. For context, he knows how old I am. We're both single and we've had recent stuff in our love lives that have fucked us up a bit. I don't want a husband or kids or anything, so don't feel any pressure to find a partner to settle down with forever. I feel like this thing did me good in some way, but would be curious to hear your input. I think it sounds like you know yourself. I think as well, sometimes, and I have a history of this as well. You try and turn like a decent one night stand, because it's so rare to have a one night

stand. I think usually they're pretty meh. You're just kind of doing it to feel alive. You try then and turn it into a relationship and actually some things are just better left as they were you're like that was a lovely experience you had a nice time with that namaste good luck to you

namaste may the road may the road rise with you namaste don't stay in my bed done may a sparrow be in your hand rather than in the bush

what are you mad I'd much for you'd be lying in bed together but I just mean it wasn't a one night stand it wasn't a one night stand oh was it

if there was no sexual intercourse just a bit of I mean hugging and tugging yeah just a bit of hugging and tugging yeah

yeah come on she talked all for 27 year olds fair play you know what i mean live your life treat yourself etc treat yourself sometimes i think things just leave these things as they were you know what i mean yeah it sounds like you had a nice night and i don't think you need anything else i think you should do you know what i think you should do i think you should go and have more nice nights like that that's it that's the thing your light's on

you're ready to go your light's on you're flashing go flashing shine your light around town get it out there god she's so obsessed with Gary Bardo

still shine a light shine a light I will also say as well and I'll probably be crucified for this but I do think sometimes when there's

I found it a bit with like lads who are significantly younger they're like good looking and all that jazz and they're like

you know they're fit and blah blah but sometimes you do kind of struggle for it you know you're like don't have a huge amount in common here

you know what I mean alright ultimately everyone shells their age in the end I know even sometimes Fanny's like

would you ever grow up I'm like that's it this is as good as it gets for you. Yeah, you're like, I've reached a wall this is... I don't get any more My brain stopped growing at 21 I told you that on our wedding day

Yeah, precisely That's it Joanne You've got precisely three days off before we record again, so enjoy them Just as an aside, ghosted tour dates for sale Oh, you're the best at this. Come on. Do you know what?

This will really cheer me up now. I love seeing a bit of this. I can't wait to watch my money go down the drain while she tries to plug us. Do your best. Come on. Let's do it. Let's do it. Come on. Guys, we've got something in store for you. I'm into it

We're going on tour These are the shows That we have These are the shows That are coming up Wednesday 7th and 8th of June Glasgow

Glasgow 9th of June Cardiff 16th of June Salford Quays 15th and 17th of September The London Apollo That wasn't actually that bad

That wasn't actually quite good We might have to cut out the bit Where I tried to slag her Come don't come It doesn't matter I cut out the bit where I tried to slag her. Come, don't come. It doesn't matter. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I brought it up. I'm embarrassed.

I'm ashamed.