My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "Daddy..."

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

It's another midweek MTGM and this time, it's favourite movies, a spew story and a look at the 'Daddy' thing...If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!

This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Val Williams, and... Her name is Joanne McNally. We're back. And she's just staring at us. I thought you were quite nasally there so I assumed you'd want to do it again but obviously you're happy with what happened there

Was that nasally? Yeah, you kind of went Vogue Williams I'm Vogue Oh God Have you seen Have you seen Theodore taking the piss out of me

for saying Tink I did see that and I was like Oh my God She's raising racist children for her saying tink I did see that and I was like oh my god she's raising racist children we went into

the sweet shop today and I said oh it's three ounces because you have to weigh the sweet he's like tree tree

I'm like okay that's Spencer brainwashing that child that's anti-Irish rhetoric I won't stand for it absolutely he's my favourite child at the moment. I love him so much.

Is he? Yeah, he's my favourite at the moment. That's new. I know he is actually. He's not always top of the list, I will admit. What did he do? He just, you know what? We went for a walk in the park yesterday

and besides the slag in me, we just had a lovely conversation. And I was like, this is lovely. Because we went on our own and there wasn't loads of people around. Otto was obviously there, but he doesn't say much. He doesn't say much.

No. And so I just had a lovely conversation with T for like an hour and a half and I loved it. Was this a dream? He was my favourite. Like, is he talking? Yeah, he was my favourite.

He's so smart. He's my smartest kid for sure. Well, that's only because he's the most mentally developed. You know what I mean? Do you want... Well, he is because he's the oldest, Jo. That's how mental...

He is. That's how mental mentalness develops. I'll send you a video of him talking through dinosaurs and he won't believe it. I didn't even know some of them existed. Honestly having to find an interest in dinosaurs

is one of the reasons I'm not completely settled on motherhood. Like is there a child in the world who doesn't give a shit about dinosaurs? And can I have that child?

No they all even Gigi. Why are they so obsessed with them? I don't know, but you know what I'm They're not even real. I wish.

I've been reading Come Down the Dark Web big into conspiracies at the moment. Go on, Vogue. Oh, so dinosaurs aren't real. Is that what you've read? What else?

I mean, where's the proof? There's quite a lot of proof. Where's the proof, you know? Where's the real proof? Didn't dinosaurs know sharks sorry sharks have been around longer than dinosaurs I was reading something earlier

and it was saying if you watch Jaws backwards it's actually a really nice emotional film where a shark fixes boats and gives disabled people limbs do you remember watching Jaws? It was terrifying.

I'd say it's a lot of crap now. He gives limbs to people with no limbs. Ah, yeah. I mean, it was like, it was, I mean, at the time it was, it was, at the time it was fab.

But looking back now, because of all the CGI and everything, it looks like a paper mache shark it looks like it was made by a child doesn't it was it pretty much

yeah it actually kind of was even the attack it's like there's someone with a shark head and a stick do you know what I mean kind of like

I even watched recently I watched Pulp Fiction I never bought into Pulp Fiction oh my god Joanne that is such a movie

I don't know why I don't know why What would be your favourite movie Actually out of interest It's really Like I don't Look I like a horror

As we've discussed before But I think For Feel good For me I mean look I'm not gonna

I'm not gonna come out with something Iconic We know that We know That's why I'm interested gonna I'm not gonna come out with something iconic we know that we know that's why I'm interested to know what you're coming out with I love a bit of Nemo

Finding Nemo no I'm kidding I've never seen it I my favourite film you've never seen Finding Nemo no

no because I'm a grown adult why would I have seen it I've not seen one oh my god you'd love it you're right it's The Fish

yeah nah no you'd like it you're right it's The Fish yeah nah no you'd like it it's very I just think I'm too I'm too high brow so go on what's your favourite movie

would you know a film I just went back to over and over and over again is Bridget Jones Diary and it was the same with the books I just

loved them I inhaled them I read the only book that I've read multiple, multiple times. And Adrian Mowell, actually. I just love diaries, apparently. I haven't read

either of those things. And there's films I loved, like Shawshank Redemption, but I'd never watch them again. I'm like, that's done now. Whereas Renee Zellweger running around London in the snow,

hook it to my veins I love it I also love Love Actually which I think is really controversial now no I don't like Love Actually I find Love Actually just so annoying

I don't at all and yeah it's not it's not cool anymore everyone's like oh it's fattest and I mean it is but remember you just kept

slagging your one's hips no I actually can't remember I actually kept slagging your one's hips no I actually can't remember I actually I've only watched that one and I thought that that's crap it's not really a Christmas movie for me either

I think the best Christmas movies like Elf I watched Elf again that seems to be ageless to me Will Ferrell's a genius what was the other one he did

that was the one I watched multiple times as well where Anchorman loved that oh and I loved Step Brothers Step Brothers

love a good comedy loved what else do you know when someone asks you a question you're like have I The Grinch

any taste or brain cells The Grinch I loved remember Edward Scissorhands loved that do you know what my favourite film is what

I've decided under the pressure of this conversation this is what I'm going to go with it's my final answer The Witches of East is what I've decided under the pressure of this conversation this is what I'm going to go with it's my final answer The Witches of Eastwick no I've never seen it Death Becomes Her

oh yeah yeah like I'd watch that tonight that's a great movie no do you know what I actually I love these conversations I'm really finding myself do you know what I

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Give us the first letter. So first letter is the. The, yeah. And then there's three other words. Okay. And it's

fab. It's sat in like, you'll get it now if I say this. Where? Italy's, I think it's Italy in like the 50 get it now if I say this Italy's I think it's Italy in like the 50s

the Italian coast what's that movie what's it called on it well you're asking me now do you want the answer yeah but I'm trying to think Midnight in Paris

is a great one as well have you seen that no but the Midnight Express where your mom gets arrested and put into prison also a great film I read that book actually cut Bridget Jones

I've got way more interesting taste now leave Bridget Jones I've got way more interesting taste now leave Bridget Jones in that's what she chose leave Bridget Jones let's start this from the end like the Jaws film

and go backwards The Matrix actually did love The Matrix the film I was talking about was the it sounds like

Fallon the talented Mr. Ripley oh that's a great movie the film I was talking about was The it sounds like Fallented Fister Fitly The Talented Mr. Ripley oh that's a great movie how much do you know what's frightening about that movie to me that

I didn't know Amber went to Italy and spent all that time with Jude Law like Amber is the same person as Matt Damon in that movie

have you ever seen like do you not think that they are so similar in that movie. Have you ever seen, like, do you not think that they are so similar in that movie? You do try and sell us this story about Matt Damon and Amber being similar. I can't say I see it. They're the same person. And I've never seen the two of them in the same room either. Neither have I.

Oh my God, I did something amazing last night. I just want to say it here on the pod, right? You might be overselling this now. No, it's really amazing. You've set this up. This is going to be pretty big now. At the age of 38, this is the best thing I've done in my whole life.

I bet it's winter wonderland. No, I've been to winter wonderland. I'm not going again. I've spent my time there anyway so last night so a few nights ago

T had the vomiting bug and like spewed all over his bed spewed all down the wall just spew everywhere because obviously they don't know what to do so last night

Gigi woke up crying and I ran into her and I was like oh no Gigi's really upset and she wouldn't go back to sleep and she was saying she felt sick and so I put her in our bed and I got a bucket beside us

but like we kind of fell asleep again I just woke up when she was like and I caught all the sick none of it went on the bed I caught all the sick in the bucket there was no sick on the bed and that is the best

in my giant mouth yeah it wouldn't even fit and it didn't go anywhere I can't yeah you oversell that one like I was I did

I thought you were going to catch it in your mouth like one of those birds you basically just woke up at the right time and your daughter is ready to spew in the bed sorry Joanne

do you know how annoying it is to clean up someone else's spew it's disgusting I can't say I've ever Oh no no When I used to clean Hotel toilets

I did There's a spew in them Why are we going Against spew Where are we from I don't know Alexander always Says spew

No So I just Vomit We're hardcore We're old school It's vomit And yeah There was a lot of that

Because there was a lot of Weddings and hotels And stuff so yeah And listen I'm not shy We're hardcore. We're old school. It's vomit. And yeah, there was a lot of that because there was a lot of weddings and hotels and stuff. So yeah. And listen, I'm not shy. People are disgusting the way they leave hotel rooms.

Like, I make my bed and everything before I jet off. People are disgusting. No, toilets are, you're like, how did you just walk through this door

and become a feral animal? And I swear, I think we've discussed this before. But I mean, female toilets. Did you just walk through this door and become a feral animal? And I swear, I think we've discussed this before. Female toilets. Female toilets. How is a seat covered in piss? How physically is that? Pat, did you stand on the seat?

It's disgusting. And it's like the tampon bin. Did you just throw your tampon at that bin or did you try and open it? Like, it's just littered in tampons. It's disgusting. Anyway, this is disgusting talk.

So we do have to do some Edit all this out and the Bridget Jones thing. No. Leave Bridget Jones in. I have no shame. I absolutely love it. Joanne won't know,

which is great. They changed my life, those books. It was of the time. She weighed herself every day. Like, you just never write like that now. It sounds like

She's got an eating disorder now In Through the lens of 2023 She was very Unhappy with With the way she looked Obviously

Yeah but Yeah that's why It's just really I really relate Like I was also A lot of women At the time Were fanatic about weight loss

And all that Very toxic unhealthy junk Oh my god We all Well not everyone but I used to be like wild about it as well there's a derangement

there's a there's a there's a level of derangement it is a real strange thing when you're younger though but it's because when someone says something that sets you off

like I know exactly what set me off when I started just bringing a little sandwich bag full of Special K into school that was my lunch every day.

Was your brother telling you you've got fat legs? Yeah, it was him stopping in the car as I was traipsing around the hill trying to fucking lose my fat legs. And he said that to me and I was like, oh my God, I'm never eating another morsel except special K. That's desperate.

What are we doing? We've got emails. Ah, fab. Quick, because I've fucking got to go to work. Jesus. except special case what are we doing we've got emails ah fab quick because I've fucking I've got to go to work Jesus we've got and Joanne by the way

PS fucking try and get me a bag just say it to them for the listeners I'm doing a charity event which happens to be sponsored by Mulberry and they

so I am I think there's a bag involved but that is not why I'm doing the event obviously get me a bag FYI get's a bag involved, but that is not why I'm doing the event, obviously. Get me a bag. FYI. Get me a bag or don't you dare show your face around here again.

Well, you better get on that tube and get over here with your microphone, do 15 minutes or you're not getting a bag. Okay. I'll do a bit of DJing. Hey Vogue and Joanne, I've never really got the whole call me daddy thing. Maybe it's just me, but what the fuck? Anyway, you can see what's coming. I've seen this guy three times now.

Yes, we had sex on the first date and it's my first encounter with the phenomenon. Each time we've done it, he spends the whole time, and I mean the whole time, repeating the phrase in small variation, who's your daddy? I'm your daddy. Call me daddy. I obviously haven't said it. So I'm left wondering when he's going to stop. It's so distracting because he's like, call me daddy. And I'm left wondering when he's going to stop. It's so distracting because he's like, call me daddy. And I just want to be like, no.

Where the fuck does it come from? And is it okay to tell him that I think it's weird as fuck? Or is that kink shaming? It is. And it's, and do you know what? Because it's not weird as fuck.

It's incredibly common. I, Joanne, I don't think it's that common. I'm not averse to it. It's really common for women and men it's one of the highest searched porn searches

well call me daddy why? it's daddy robot come on Vogue I swear to god I'd rather be called a dirty little whore or something like that

but that's all along the same it's all along the same lines like I don't think anyone's going to call you daddy but I think it's it's very common

you might be surprised at this voice in my think it's very common you might be surprised at this voice in my hands it's very common Spano Spano calling you daddy is one of the darkest thoughts I've ever had

Spano just calls me Jono come on Jono come on Darren go on go for it Darren darling Darren darling Darren darling

but I mean there's no I wouldn't say to him it's really fuck it's really common just say it's not for you

well I suppose like on Pornhub there's a lot of stuff around the step parent situation which I find strange because I have a step parent so that would not be

what I'd be giving it's not for you it's too on the nose for you but it's the whole the call me darling thing it's the whole kind of role play and it's like one goosling. It's not for you. It's too on the nose for you. But it's the whole the call me darling thing. It's the whole kind of role play and it's like one's in charge and one's not and it's very

common. I would like that now. That's all it is. So he obviously is assuming she's into it. The issue here is she's not. I'd rather be like call me Stalin or something like that. Like if it's going to be this submissive relationship. Call me Stalin. Call him Stalin. Like if it's going to be this submissive relationship.

Call me Stalin. Call him Stalin. Call me Gaddafi. Gaddafi. Yeah. Call you Gaddafi or them Gaddafi. I'm confused. I'd have to call them Gaddafi because I'd be the submissive one.

Who's the fascist dictator? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you though, it's really, really common. So, but the issue is that she's not into it.

So that's a conversation she has to have. And I do think sometimes talking about stuff which happens in bed, outside of the bed, it's a little awkward. But sometimes it needs to be done.

You're like, do you know what, would you mind just dropping that? I think it's just not my bus. Is there anything you would like in return? Have a little drink and say it, I always find is the best way to be. return have a little drink and say it

I always find is the best way to be you can't be going like living your life not kind of getting what makes you happy otherwise you're faking it in the sack

and actually you know what I mean it's not gonna it's not gonna it's not gonna last because you're going along with his

idea of what's fun and it's not your idea of fun at all and you'll be grossed out by him and actually there could be something could happen between you guys long term if he stops

insisting you call him daddy when you don't want to do you know what as well do you know what I don't like about the daddy thing because I don't like daddy or mommy like I never called my dad

or daddy like it's just it feels quite childish to me as well there are grown human people going around calling their parents mommy and daddy at the right moment. I know people in their 60s were calling their parents mommy and daddy. My mom calls her mom mommy.

Like her mom's dad, but when she talks about her, she calls her mommy. Yeah, I think my mom does too. Mommy. Mommy and daddy. I know. My mom, by the way, my mom sent me some of my school reports today. She was like, I was absolutely heartbroken going in there. God, I was really thick.

What? I'm reading them and it's like, she needs to drop to ordinary level. But ordinary level what? Because honours maths was really hard. Ordinary level French, but my French teacher, she got me suspended as well. So I just think she had something against me. And I was also shit at French yeah you see

and I think the classes that you're shit in you just get really frustrated because you're not arsed because you're like

I'm not going to do well here the only thing I can do is kind of act out I'm sorry to wrap up a very enjoyable conversation

but I have to go to my charity event if you don't mind charity work of course oh she has to go to her charity event if you could I honestly mean that

about the bag right I mean it I'm sorry Vogue have you done anything charitable today yeah I have actually outside my local co-op

I did a charitable thing thank you very much I've got charity coming out of my ears I'm not even going to ask what it was it was for a great

Ormond Street Hospital they were collecting there we go oh I do have to say Somebody sent me a very funny mail about our merch Saying Vogue come on sort us out with a discount code So I managed to get Ciarán to agree To a 20% discount code Did you?

Yes for the therapist merch So it's ghosted20 for 20% off Who would I be without 20% off? I wouldn't be anyone I'm glad you did that fair play So ghosted20 for 20% off. Who would I be without 20% off? I wouldn't be anyone. Would I? No, I'm glad you did that. Fair play. Good, good.

So ghosted for 20% off your merch. Yeah, fab. Also, we only have two ghosted live shows left. In Killarney in the INEC. We are there tonight, Wednesday and Thursday. There's some tickets left for Thursday. So if you're thinking of having a night out, come and join us.

This is your sign. Okay, come and see us. Good luck your sign. Okay come and see us. Good luck to you. Cocoon that's another movie. Remember that movie Cocoon? Yes.

Or what about the was that the one where they came and they what was the one where the other robotics people robotics came alive was that the same one?

No I think that was a different one. Mac and Me. Classic. All right listen I gotta go guys. We gotta go. Mother Teresa is on to her next event. She and Me. Classic. All right, listen, I gotta go, guys. We gotta go. Mother Teresa is on

to her next event. She has got to go. Get out of here. Go on. See you later. I'll let you go. Mother says when she rings me

after two seconds. She'll be looking at you. Okay. She'll be looking at you.