My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "He's Quite Well Known..."

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

This weeks EXTRA sees one of the most interest piquing emails yet. Who could it possibly be??? Plus a bag packing nightmare and strong feelings on twinning clothes. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

hello and welcome to an extra episode of my therapist ghosted me with me vogue williams and you're one joanne sorry i would talk it out sorry and you're one joanne mcnally joanne mcnally here sitting there in a robe with her uh with her pendant what kind of pendant is that it's my star sign which I don't believe in but I'm trying to get on board I saw this clip

oh my god it was so funny do you know Maria Bamford no she's an American comic so she she posted this clip of her

playing a part where she's obviously like heavily believes in star signs and she's kind of a bit woo woo and she's saying hello to this woman

at some sort of seance like hello what star sign are you and he was like I'm a Gemini and she's kind of a bit woo woo and she's saying hello to this woman at some sort of seance like hello what star sign are you and he's like I'm a Gemini and she's like get out she has a fucking

meltdown on her you can't be here it was very funny I just watched Do you know what I'm watching that when the dog presses his head

up against the cage I don't really I don't really get Star Signs either unless they like or something that I read and I'm like oh that would be nice if that happens but like into the cage. I don't really get star signs either unless they like or something that I read and I'm like, oh, that would be nice

if that happens. But like, it really terrifies me to know that my child is going to be the same star sign as you because, because, excuse me,

because you're just not the same as me. Do you want, like, what do you want? Do you want a child like you or do you want a What do you want Do you want a Do you want a child Like you Or do you want a fun child

Yeah Cha-ching Do you know what I mean He's coming to live with you I've got him a few dresses For when you come over I took some of She's old clothes out

So at least you can pretend Because no one knows Until they're about Six months old If it's a boy or a girl Oh yeah I'll just I'm just going to wrap A load of theodore stuff and hand it to the new baby ways not want not you know what i mean please don't buy us anything else we honestly don't

need anything else thank god i'm on i was on a shopping ban do you ever put yourself on a shopping ban i do it all the time because i so i just i i do have a lot of guilt around shopping now as in I'm like with the whole environmental situation like fast fashion and all that jazz I genuinely do have guilt so I don't buy I try not to buy that much but I am look I am guilty I'm not

I do buy stuff but I try to buy stuff that I think will last those runners sorry they are so hideous they're worse

than the sandals are the sandals coming back out now it's starting to get warm how coming from a woman who was pictured wearing some sort of

matching tablecloth with her child during the week you were not in a position to sag my shoes someone someone mailed me when I posted your shoes and they were like,

she needs to be locked up for them. There were a few people saying, I think they're amazing. I was like, they're amazing. Joking me. Have you seen them show? They wouldn't work in any colour. Look at them.

Look at them. They look like shoes for a very particular sport, but I don't know which one. Learning to walk again, that sport. Yeah. What was with the, what was with the,

what was with the tablecloth twinning during the week? Do you know what, Joanne? I very much enjoy twinning with Gigi, okay? Oh, I love when you twin with Gigi. I just, the thing was,

it was so, like, I know you like a bit of flow, but that was so flowy, I didn't know where yours ended and Gigi's began it was like it was like a tablecloth just to send it over the two of you my auntie actually sent me an email about that and she a message like I hadn't heard from her in about two weeks and she just was like, no, sorry, twinning with your child.

No, I'm not into it. Can't stop laughing. I was like, oh my God. What? I really offended Aunt Georgina. I think,

so I saw some, I saw some picture during the week online and it was a girl had a photo with her baby and she went accidentally twinning with Gemini, whatever the child is called

and someone had written underneath it's a baby why are you pretending your baby dressed itself like you dress that baby you can't be accidentally twinning with your own baby like your baby has no autonomy over what it wears I'm really weird about what my kids wear like I lay out their clothes like if Spenny is like dressing them I'll lay out their clothes the night before I like them dressed a certain way yeah they're chic and if I come

home and they put them in something and I'm like I can't stand it no they're suave I would change

them if I wasn't into it that's half the crack of having a kid you get to control what they look like and wear and stuff

that's one of the best parts I have to be honest I'm putting Gigi's hair in like 17 different ponytails that's one reason I would have a kid I have a little Gigi's hair in like 17 different ponytails I love it that's one reason

I would have a kid I would have a little girl to put it in like some sort of shoulder padded cape I must invest in one of them for Gigi

she hasn't currently got one I'm gonna get one for the new child that's what that child needs shoulder pads you don't see

babies in shoulder pads you don't see enough of it you actually don't Theodore was asking could he get his ears pierced the other day I thought I can't I'll get you the sparkly vans

but I'm not getting you're not getting your ears pierced I think he'd go for one and then I don't think he'd get the second one done not at all has he any idea

of how painful it is I wouldn't even do it now I'll get him a pair of clip-ons tell him oh perfect he'd love them clip-ons for Theodore are we ready

for some emails hi girls I wondered if you might be able to shed a bit of light on this for me i've been seeing a guy now for eight months and he's so kind fab looking and everything has been perfect my only problem is this he's quite well known i'm obviously not going to say too much but he has a big following on insta and his posts draw quite a lot of attention comments and so on so here's the thing he wants to start bringing me into all of that and making me part of his collabs and content bits I just really don't know if I want to I'm very in tune with the sort of comments people make online and I don't really think I have the strength to deal with it how do you deal with it if a um if a comment or dm knocks you or have they stopped

cutting through I know it's a bit of an unusual one but you seemed well positioned to advise very interesting immediately I want to know who it is. Immediately. Like, please email us separately to let us know who it is because when there's gossip, we need it. So you can DM me. I don't even think I can get on with my day now today.

I'll give you my personal phone number. I need to know who that is. Any time of the day or night, the phone is always on for juice always on 24 hour tea 24 hour tea service please

who could it be who could it be a single male celebrity I mean I'm not messing I've probably tried it on with them is he Irish yeah where did that email come from look at Joanne and I

we're literally sick we don't know we need to track the data Jo track the data we need to we need to track this back what's the IP address

Jo what's the IP address we need to hack her emails Jo email her back and ask her what her mother just say it's great to get

great to hear from you thanks a million can we just get a bit more information what's your mother's maiden name what was your first pet's name? Because that's probably what our passcode question is. Her security question. Do you have her Instagram?

Where did that come from? What's her name on the email? I'm not telling you. Jo! Fuck you! Jo, we're not priests. We're not priests. We have no ethics.

This is a free-for-all. This is the Wild West. What would we say oh god I can barely think of the answer because I'm so intrigued by who it is I can't remember

what she even asked us what did she ask us this is the problem with us Joanne it's actually a disease when you were saying you love talking to random people

on the last pod I was thinking to myself I'd take anyone's gossip I don't give a shit who they are. If someone was telling me about their mom's aunt's dead uncle, like, I want to hear it. Oh my God, completely. Sometimes it could take me 20

minutes to explain who the person is, because the person I'm telling the gossip about to doesn't even know who they are. I'm like, you know Sinead? No. You do, you do, you do. She's friends with Amber. She went to school with Lynn. She lived next door. You could spend a good 20 minutes trying to explain, and they're still like, I don't know who they are. They're like, well do, you do. She's friends with Amber. She went to school with Lynn. She lived next door. You could spend a good 20 minutes trying to explain. And they're still like, I don't know who they are.

They're like, well, she's pregnant. Yeah. Well, there you go. And don't tell anyone. Don't tell anyone. And you still get, yeah. You didn't hear it from me. No.

Off we go. You're like, I don't even know who it is. That's why lads are so shit for gossip. Because they don't care. But that's why they're great for telling secrets too. Because they don't care. Like, they'll never rat you out. Because they're like, what?

I don't care. If I tell Spenny a bit of gossip, he's like, oh yeah. Yeah. He's like, who am I? I'm like, who are you going to tell? Nobody. That's why I don't go for lunch with my male friends.

It's pointless. Yeah, pointless. You won't get anything out of them. No. Useless. That's why we've never invited you for lunch though. That's why we only have the like those Belvita biscuit things

when we go in to see you. Yes, sir. Unless you start coming up with good gossip. Look, and he's hiding this as well, little snake. Whatever, what was the question? So this, yeah, that's actually a really good...

So it depends on so much, doesn't it? And actually, I would be... She's not in the public eye herself. So it's not like he's trying to use her for traction in any way. So it seems like maybe that's a really sweet thing. I am more suspicious when people won't put you on their gram because you're like what they're trying to maintain an air of get of singletonness that's I'm obviously mad about

her then if he wants to start being like insta official yeah and I also think it's nice that she's hesitant it means that she's not thirsty looking for attention from his followers. I would say, I think this is really nice. I think it's a really important move forward in your relationship. Obviously, I could advise more if I knew who it was, but without that information. The best thing you can do and honest, first of all, just mail us back in, pop a mail there and just let us know who it is.

Let us know who it is. Really advise properly. properly but then i would say don't worry about trolls actually the older you get the less you kind of care do you know what if she emails me i'll tell you what we'll do do you know what we do you know we should offer a service folk yeah yeah go on we should to we should to smoke out snakes right tell us who it is i'll slip into into his DMs. See if I get a reply. I'll just start sending fire emojis out to lads. And see if they engage with it back. And then I'll be like, I'll smoke out your snake. If you think your lad's a snake, I'll smoke him out for you.

Oh, that's a new service from Joanne. Smoking out the snakes. I'll smoke out your snake. St. Patrick who? Exactly. St. Joanne. Smoking out snakes. Left, right and centre.

I'll set up a sock account. That's what I'll do because lads don't really engage with me in DMs so he could still be a snake and not want anything to do with me. That's not a great indication. I'll be like,

he's not a snake. He actually blocked me. Fair play to him. I actually did not. That's very admirable. He's a nice guy. Nice fella. But I think he does say nice and I actually that's very admirable he's a nice guy nice fella but I think he does

sound nice and I think that you sound nice and I can't wait to hear from you again can't wait to hear who it is but genuinely though

I actually think it's really nice if a lad wants to put you on the grid because you know people are they can be a bit snaky

a bit shady about stuff like that although at the same time I get some you know the way you can get a bit of you can get gamey DMs off lads who are like holding their wife's hand in their profile photo. You just don't know.

But anyway, we think he sounds nice. He sounds nice. I would go for it. But what I would also do is set your account to private. Yeah, that's a good idea. Good idea. And then nobody will be able to annoy you. Exactly.

And you have to see the pictures he posts before he posts them. Because Benny sometimes posts stuff of me and I'm like who is that absolute alien oh yeah you need to get you need to get you need to approve all imagery

and start carrying a ring light around with you yeah just attach one to your phone at all times yeah husband bag packing husband bag packing I want to know what someone's husband put in a bag i need to know a story came back to me the other week when he was discussing spencer

packing the hospital bag i went into labor unexpectedly when we were out with some friends it all turned out okay don't worry but after our son had arrived my husband went home to pack a bag for me he was gone for a couple of hours and returned with a wheelie holiday suitcase he would have had to

get it out of the loft with some mad shit in it in the case were two summer dresses four jumpers it was July and I was roasting a raincoat

prepared for all weathers a banana I'm serious he said it was in case I got hungry in the night a pair of skinny jeans one vest top oh and no pyjamas A banana. I'm serious. He said it was in case I got hungry in the night. A pair of skinny jeans, one vest top,

oh, and no pajamas. Love Rosanna. Like, he didn't even pack any knickers. Skinny jeans and a raincoat. No pajamas though. No pajamas.

Like the last thing you want to get, you've just given birth. Like I didn't even want to get You've just given birth Like I didn't even want To get into my skinny jeans Like at the best of times You wrestle yourself Into a pair Of low hanging Skinny jeans

And like there's no comfort In a raincoat For God's sake It's like going home From the maternity hospital Carrying your baby And you're wearing A plastic poncho

Like you've just come out Of Glastonbury Absolutely sweating In the July heat as well It's just going home from the maternity hospital, carrying your baby, and you're wearing a plastic poncho. Like you've just come out of Glastonbury. Absolutely sweating in the July heat as well. It's just sticking to you. Oh, God. I'm actually finishing off my bag today, just in case. Geroad is... Oh, I'd like to...

Can I... Geroad. I love talking about Geroad. Geroad, yeah. He's written a joke about you oh what is it I can't tell you I'm going no

he's going to use because he's doing the Palladiums oh fab I'll see him then I'm so excited to meet him he's doing two of the Palladiums yeah he's amazing he's so sound

I think he's going to come to Australia with me and stuff but pardon what he's going to come to Australia with me when are you Pardon what? He's going to come to Australia with me When are you going to Australia? Not till next year That's not that far away

March I'm going for like a month March, April kind of time Oh to do that thing Yeah the Tour Yeah My job

Yeah that thing Are you going to do your job in Australia? Fine have a ball What's that noise? Attention please Sorry Attention please Fire alarm Carry on I love that like there's no suggestion fine have a ball what's that noise attention please sorry attention please fire alarm

carry on I love that like there's no suggestion that anyone would actually leave while there's a fire I don't think I've ever once evacuated a building when the fire alarm went off

if you smell burnt toast it supposedly means you're going to have a stroke unless it's actually burnt toast that's it yeah there you go just in case anyone wanted to know that

the amount of hotels I'm staying in with the buffets and the toast and all that every morning I wake up, I think I'm having a stroke. Oh my God, you're getting a buffet breakfast every day.

That is my favourite. There is little in the world that makes me happier than a buffet. Sometimes when me and Gerard are on the road, we pop into like, you know, basically we're eating at a petrol station, which of course is my wet dream. I'm like, look at this Michelin star, apple green. Can't wait to get my hands on that. I'm like, table for two, please. They're like're eating at a petrol station which of course is my wet dream I'm like look at this Michelin star apple green can't wait to get my hands on that I'm like table

for two please they're like it's a petrol station just sit wherever you want now in fairness I do like when they do a breakfast because some of the petrol stations that you put your sasas in the bag off you go it's great some of them have these there's they're these like kind of buffets with like just chicken balls and stuff, like fried stuff. And they're at 10am. And it's weird. It's very strange.

A beige buffet. It's like where time ceases to exist. It's like, that's my attitude towards drinking airports. But like chicken balls in the morning, now I draw the line. I do draw, sweet and sour chicken for breakfast.

No. I have to be honest, I could eat that for breakfast. I could. I think you'd want to be in a really bad headspace to be honest. I could eat that for breakfast. I could. I think you'd want to be in a really bad headspace to do that. I could eat it for breakfast. That would like, I could honestly have a curry as soon as I open my eyes.

I'm starving. You couldn't. I'm telling you now I could. If I nearly got up at half four this morning when I couldn't sleep and I was thinking about what will I eat if I get up and nothing actually enticed me enough to get up. So I thought, nah, had there been a like Tashoom curry

left over in there I would have been straight in Joe actually has to leave for the fire ride loser I gotta go you're not actually dead okay

okay and with that Joe is possibly going to lose his life so he has to go now thanks for listening to the extra episode talk to you later Joe you're such a drama queen

I'm trying to make your act so you're gonna get out you're such a drama queen god go on Thank you.