My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "Hollywood" - With Aisling Bea
Episode Date: January 31, 2024The list of MTGM guests is short, but very distinguished. This week, Vogue & Joanne welcome actor, comedian and all round legend, Aisling Bea! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an emai...l to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!
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                                         This is a Global Player original podcast.
                                         
                                         Welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Goes To Me.
                                         
                                         We have a very special guest with us today.
                                         
                                         Who we've been trying to get for ages and ages and now we're thrilled she's here.
                                         
                                         It's Aisling Bea.
                                         
                                         Firstly, welcome to My Therapist Goes To Me.
                                         
                                         Oh my God, I can't believe, I didn't even know you guys had guests.
                                         
                                         So when I came, I was like, oh my God, this is like...
                                         
    
                                         You know in LA there's that Magic Castle,
                                         
                                         which is a thing full of magicians
                                         
                                         and you're not allowed to just go.
                                         
                                         You have to be invited by a magician.
                                         
                                         This is the Irish ladies version of the Magic Castle.
                                         
                                         Bring us Aisling Bea.
                                         
                                         We would love Aisling Bea.
                                         
                                         We've actually wanted you for quite some time.
                                         
    
                                         Have you? I didn't hear.
                                         
                                         Who do you say that to? Well, we try and say it to Joe, but Joe doesn't do his job very for quite some time have you I didn't hear who do you say that to
                                         
                                         well we try and say it to Joe
                                         
                                         but Joe doesn't do his job
                                         
                                         very well all the time
                                         
                                         you know
                                         
                                         we had a list
                                         
                                         we had a list of dream guests
                                         
    
                                         and you were on them
                                         
                                         you were
                                         
                                         oh my god
                                         
                                         Joe has only ever sent me
                                         
                                         nothing but hateful abuse
                                         
                                         over email
                                         
                                         under a load of pseudonyms
                                         
                                         yeah he does do that
                                         
    
                                         that magic kingdom
                                         
                                         I hate
                                         
                                         I can't bear magicians
                                         
                                         it is
                                         
                                         I can't bear
                                         
                                         a magician
                                         
                                         they're the worst
                                         
                                         any magician
                                         
    
                                         if they come near me
                                         
                                         at a party
                                         
                                         or something
                                         
                                         when they're like
                                         
                                         do you want to do a card trick
                                         
                                         I'm like please god no
                                         
                                         how many magicians
                                         
                                         have you met
                                         
    
                                         loads of magicians
                                         
                                         they do
                                         
                                         they do turn up
                                         
                                         at parties sometimes
                                         
                                         people get them for parties
                                         
                                         what bit of it
                                         
                                         is it that perturbs you
                                         
                                         because I know it's bullshit
                                         
    
                                         it's a lie
                                         
                                         sorry I'm loving this
                                         
                                         yeah yeah yeah how do you feel watching people act like say dramas or anything like you because I know it's bullshit it's a lie sorry I'm loving this yeah yeah yeah how do you feel
                                         
                                         watching people act
                                         
                                         like say dramas
                                         
                                         or anything like that
                                         
                                         because you know
                                         
                                         that's not documentaries
                                         
    
                                         that's also magic
                                         
                                         it's just the magic
                                         
                                         it's just trying to trick me
                                         
                                         into something
                                         
                                         that I know is bullshit
                                         
                                         and I'm like please please
                                         
                                         I just want to sit
                                         
                                         and have my drink
                                         
    
                                         it's the same sometimes
                                         
                                         with live music
                                         
                                         I'm like oh no
                                         
                                         someone's started up
                                         
                                         to live music
                                         
                                         I gotta go
                                         
                                         live music
                                         
                                         they start bringing in
                                         
    
                                         the sound
                                         
                                         you know the monitors
                                         
                                         and the guitars
                                         
                                         I leave straight away
                                         
                                         particularly if you're
                                         
                                         another performer
                                         
                                         like I'll never leave
                                         
                                         another performer hanging
                                         
    
                                         no
                                         
                                         so now I have to
                                         
                                         turn around
                                         
                                         and make eye contact
                                         
                                         for three and a half minutes
                                         
                                         and then as soon as like
                                         
                                         in the Lord
                                         
                                         thank you very much
                                         
    
                                         so anyway
                                         
                                         it's what I was saying
                                         
                                         I think we should meet
                                         
                                         at the next one
                                         
                                         we started again they say there was a secret code in your life anyway so thank you very much so anyway it's what I was saying I think we should meet up next week we started again
                                         
                                         they say there was
                                         
                                         a secret code
                                         
                                         in your life
                                         
    
                                         anyway so thank you
                                         
                                         for coming on
                                         
                                         because you are
                                         
                                         you guys
                                         
                                         you're on LOL
                                         
                                         that Amazon
                                         
                                         yes
                                         
                                         yes
                                         
    
                                         the Irish one
                                         
                                         and as an ex-publicist
                                         
                                         which I always like to
                                         
                                         throw in the mix
                                         
                                         are you an ex-publicist
                                         
                                         yes
                                         
                                         that makes so much
                                         
                                         sense
                                         
    
                                         thank you
                                         
                                         because you're always
                                         
                                         hyping people up
                                         
                                         since I met Joanne McNally
                                         
                                         I remember
                                         
                                         Because you know
                                         
                                         When you know
                                         
                                         I'd like if she started
                                         
    
                                         Hyping me up
                                         
                                         But then you need to do
                                         
                                         Something both
                                         
                                         You need to take it
                                         
                                         Down a notch
                                         
                                         It's you
                                         
                                         You're the problem
                                         
                                         It's you
                                         
    
                                         Okay fine
                                         
                                         Whatever
                                         
                                         Because Joanne
                                         
                                         Hyped up everything
                                         
                                         So if you're not getting hyped
                                         
                                         Everyone except me
                                         
                                         Have a little look at that
                                         
                                         I remember the first time
                                         
    
                                         I feel like it was the first time
                                         
                                         we'd properly gigged together
                                         
                                         Joanne
                                         
                                         and we'd known of each other
                                         
                                         well I definitely knew of you
                                         
                                         and of course I knew of you
                                         
                                         and it was
                                         
                                         Fickrest
                                         
    
                                         not Fickrest Street
                                         
                                         Ivy Gardens
                                         
                                         yes
                                         
                                         and you were emceeing
                                         
                                         the hell out of this gig
                                         
                                         she was doing
                                         
                                         just an amazing job
                                         
                                         but you're just such a
                                         
    
                                         really good hype man
                                         
                                         I do love a bit of hype
                                         
                                         you do
                                         
                                         you really bring people on
                                         
                                         and give them the best chance
                                         
                                         to like have a good go
                                         
                                         I felt like the queen of Ireland
                                         
                                         walking under the stage.
                                         
    
                                         It's the thrill of it all.
                                         
                                         I fucking love it.
                                         
                                         It's pronounced trill.
                                         
                                         It's the thrill of it all.
                                         
                                         It's the thrill of it, lass.
                                         
                                         Because I remember
                                         
                                         what I was going to say to you.
                                         
                                         When I moved to London,
                                         
    
                                         I reached out to you
                                         
                                         and I was like, look, I'm in London
                                         
                                         and I've got like no friends.
                                         
                                         Yes, I can't help crying.
                                         
                                         No, again again Vogue
                                         
                                         like she is saying
                                         
                                         to the side of your face
                                         
                                         my fault
                                         
    
                                         I had like
                                         
                                         absolutely nobody
                                         
                                         in my life
                                         
                                         I had no one around
                                         
                                         in London
                                         
                                         just both of you
                                         
                                         I was living with
                                         
                                         at the time
                                         
    
                                         small reason to live
                                         
                                         really
                                         
                                         and I wanted
                                         
                                         a comedian
                                         
                                         I had no
                                         
                                         I had no one
                                         
                                         in the comedy scene
                                         
                                         so I reached out to you
                                         
    
                                         reached out to a couple people
                                         
                                         and you very soundly
                                         
                                         well you sent me
                                         
                                         a book.
                                         
                                         It was like attach the untethered spell.
                                         
                                         So I think I was definitely having some sort of depressive episode.
                                         
                                         You know, Your Honour, I don't have a memory of this moment, but to be fair, story checks out.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it sounds like something I would do.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, I was like, God, that sounds like I might have been in like, I know what this fellow comic needs.
                                         
                                         The Untethered Soul
                                         
                                         A book about connecting your essence and your ego
                                         
                                         God knows what I said to you
                                         
                                         God knows what I was going through as that was my reply
                                         
                                         My gentle
                                         
                                         Lol let's go for coffee I don't
                                         
                                         I'm like here's the Untethered Soul
                                         
    
                                         But I obviously whatever I said was clearly not
                                         
                                         A casual let's go for a coffee
                                         
                                         I probably was like I'm really lost and alone
                                         
                                         I don't know what I said but anyway
                                         
                                         and then
                                         
                                         you very
                                         
                                         I must go back
                                         
                                         after the last one
                                         
    
                                         hey Aisling
                                         
                                         I know we only met once
                                         
                                         but I'm really depressed
                                         
                                         no but you know
                                         
                                         like you know
                                         
                                         and this seems like
                                         
                                         an odd segue
                                         
                                         but you know
                                         
    
                                         when like
                                         
                                         I'm not massively
                                         
                                         into sport
                                         
                                         but I can tell you
                                         
                                         like who I was
                                         
                                         going out with
                                         
                                         by those footballer
                                         
                                         celebrities I know based on like like if I said going out with by those footballer celebrities I know
                                         
    
                                         based on like
                                         
                                         like if I said
                                         
                                         oh Michael Owen played
                                         
                                         you'd be like
                                         
                                         oh that means
                                         
                                         during the late 90s
                                         
                                         you went out with someone
                                         
                                         who supported Man United
                                         
    
                                         like the celebrities you know
                                         
                                         are from a year or two
                                         
                                         and I can do the same
                                         
                                         with self-help books
                                         
                                         like I will be able to go
                                         
                                         with The Untethered Soul now
                                         
                                         what bad point in my life
                                         
                                         was I recommending that
                                         
    
                                         to everyone
                                         
                                         that Joanne
                                         
                                         randomly walked into my trap of,
                                         
                                         you know the documentary you have to see?
                                         
                                         I certainly did.
                                         
                                         I had to live to 100.
                                         
                                         A bold move to send someone a self-help book.
                                         
                                         I don't want to hang out with you, but read this book.
                                         
    
                                         But you know when you're in an obsessive state?
                                         
                                         I'm not available in person, but here's a self-help book for you.
                                         
                                         Depending on when you got in touch,
                                         
                                         the reply would have been the same with some other
                                         
                                         bit of bullshit
                                         
                                         like you have to
                                         
                                         read the psychopath test
                                         
                                         Joanne
                                         
    
                                         oh you'll
                                         
                                         do you know what
                                         
                                         I did need it
                                         
                                         because I did
                                         
                                         I felt
                                         
                                         there's huge
                                         
                                         just disconnected
                                         
                                         from everything
                                         
    
                                         because London
                                         
                                         when you move over here
                                         
                                         as you know
                                         
                                         it's big
                                         
                                         you know what I mean
                                         
                                         it's lonely
                                         
                                         and the clubs
                                         
                                         and you're on your own
                                         
    
                                         because you're gigging
                                         
                                         all the time
                                         
                                         blah blah blah
                                         
                                         but then
                                         
                                         you very kindly
                                         
                                         invited me
                                         
                                         to your birthday party
                                         
                                         and I was gigging
                                         
    
                                         and chiseling
                                         
                                         where was my fucking invite
                                         
                                         what is this
                                         
                                         again folks
                                         
                                         you have to work quite hard
                                         
                                         to be a person
                                         
                                         it was for comics
                                         
                                         I thought I was becoming
                                         
    
                                         an comedian
                                         
                                         and you two were being bitches
                                         
                                         no no no
                                         
                                         loads of people were invited
                                         
                                         no no Joanne
                                         
                                         loads of people were invited
                                         
                                         loads of
                                         
                                         I'd say more Irish people
                                         
    
                                         definitely Irish in London
                                         
                                         I had a crappy night
                                         
                                         it was crap
                                         
                                         every Irish in London was at that party night it was crap every Irish in London
                                         
                                         was at that party
                                         
                                         well you weren't
                                         
                                         did you go?
                                         
                                         I did indeed
                                         
    
                                         oh did you?
                                         
                                         did you bring your book
                                         
                                         for Ashton to sign?
                                         
                                         on it you'd be like
                                         
                                         you okay hon?
                                         
                                         Ashton I've decided
                                         
                                         to hand myself to you
                                         
                                         how do you feel about that?
                                         
    
                                         but I was so nervous
                                         
                                         because I was going
                                         
                                         to this party
                                         
                                         I was gigging in Chiswick
                                         
                                         so I was getting there late
                                         
                                         we hadn't met
                                         
                                         really since the Ivy Gardens so I was like I don't really want to go on my own to a party but was gigging in Shizik so I was getting there late we hadn't met really since the Ivy Gardens
                                         
                                         so I was like
                                         
    
                                         I don't really want to go
                                         
                                         on my own to a party
                                         
                                         but it's really nice
                                         
                                         that she invited me
                                         
                                         so I'm going to go
                                         
                                         because I don't know anyone
                                         
                                         and if I don't go
                                         
                                         I'm going to have to text her
                                         
    
                                         to say I didn't go
                                         
                                         and she's not going to
                                         
                                         give a shit if I go anyway
                                         
                                         and it's going to just
                                         
                                         fucking build up into this thing
                                         
                                         so I got the bus out
                                         
                                         after the show in Shizik
                                         
                                         and it was honestly
                                         
    
                                         one of the bravest things
                                         
                                         I've ever done
                                         
                                         on your own
                                         
                                         on my own
                                         
                                         that is
                                         
                                         isn't it mad though
                                         
                                         the perception we have
                                         
                                         of ourselves
                                         
    
                                         or of others
                                         
                                         if we're in a
                                         
                                         and sorry to be so
                                         
                                         untethered soul here guys
                                         
                                         but when we're in a low spot
                                         
                                         that like
                                         
                                         if that was a spot
                                         
                                         when you're like
                                         
    
                                         coming off the Prosecco Express
                                         
                                         and having a great night
                                         
                                         you're like
                                         
                                         do you know what
                                         
                                         I'll pop into Aisling
                                         
                                         I've met her once
                                         
                                         I'm going to pop into her
                                         
                                         birthday party in town but when you're in a you know what I'll pop into Aisling I've met her once I'm going to pop into her birthday party in town
                                         
    
                                         but when you're in a low place
                                         
                                         you're like this is I'm such a
                                         
                                         why am I with someone like me
                                         
                                         I know that we're obviously both
                                         
                                         comedians and I will
                                         
                                         include you in that if you'd like
                                         
                                         thank you
                                         
                                         you're too much pressure
                                         
    
                                         you were like a superstar
                                         
                                         and you were and you were
                                         
                                         and you were really well connected
                                         
                                         I can't fight that
                                         
                                         accusation
                                         
                                         do you know what I mean
                                         
                                         I'm not going to stand here
                                         
                                         I just think you're just in LA
                                         
    
                                         all the time
                                         
                                         or in Uggs on a plane
                                         
                                         I can't believe
                                         
                                         it's only Irish comics
                                         
                                         like even there's a
                                         
                                         clip of LOL
                                         
                                         and I don't watch myself
                                         
                                         in anything
                                         
    
                                         and there's this clip of LOL
                                         
                                         going around
                                         
                                         I know it's
                                         
                                         my favourite clip
                                         
                                         but in it
                                         
                                         Tony Cantwell says something like oh she's off to LA or something and I'm like it's my favourite clip of that show but in it Tony Cantwell
                                         
                                         says something like
                                         
                                         oh she's off to LA
                                         
    
                                         or something
                                         
                                         and I'm like
                                         
                                         it's the most Irish
                                         
                                         and only Irish comics
                                         
                                         say to me
                                         
                                         oh you're in LA
                                         
                                         you know
                                         
                                         and it's so like
                                         
    
                                         you're probably in
                                         
                                         Hollywood on
                                         
                                         Hollywood Boulevard
                                         
                                         going to the
                                         
                                         Hollywood cafe
                                         
                                         for a Hollywood coffee
                                         
                                         are you
                                         
                                         and I have in America
                                         
    
                                         a lot but it's so
                                         
                                         the perception
                                         
                                         when you're actually
                                         
                                         out there and just like
                                         
                                         I don't sat in your email scrolling through your Instagram you know eating a burrito on your own it's so the perception when you're actually out there and just like I don't sat in your
                                         
                                         email scrolling
                                         
                                         through your Instagram
                                         
                                         you know eating a
                                         
    
                                         burrito on your own
                                         
                                         it's like the
                                         
                                         perception of the
                                         
                                         thing
                                         
                                         but you're
                                         
                                         you are
                                         
                                         like you're acting
                                         
                                         you're on Netflix
                                         
    
                                         you are actually
                                         
                                         I know you more
                                         
                                         for acting because
                                         
                                         I met you
                                         
                                         remember at the
                                         
                                         Take That premiere
                                         
                                         for their
                                         
                                         you were in the
                                         
    
                                         movie
                                         
                                         and you can sing
                                         
                                         and here's another
                                         
                                         compliment coming
                                         
                                         for you Vogue
                                         
                                         I bloody can't
                                         
                                         what do you mean another
                                         
                                         this will be the first one
                                         
    
                                         but thank you
                                         
                                         you're right
                                         
                                         and I hope this one
                                         
                                         maybe takes off
                                         
                                         the first insult
                                         
                                         so we begin again
                                         
                                         at sort of a neutral space
                                         
                                         at least you can take
                                         
    
                                         from this that she thinks
                                         
                                         her soul is tethered
                                         
                                         is it tethered to something
                                         
                                         she's going to leave here
                                         
                                         and I'll just get a message
                                         
                                         it could be tethered
                                         
                                         to the devil
                                         
                                         I remember
                                         
    
                                         his name's Dr. Youn
                                         
                                         we had to
                                         
                                         normally on like
                                         
                                         a red carpet
                                         
                                         or premiere for something
                                         
                                         you're through
                                         
                                         the length of a carpet
                                         
                                         you know whatever
                                         
    
                                         the length of a carpet is
                                         
                                         is the length of time
                                         
                                         you're there
                                         
                                         couple of chats with people
                                         
                                         and you're on the other side
                                         
                                         for the take
                                         
                                         that movie premiere
                                         
                                         it was never ending
                                         
    
                                         oh my god
                                         
                                         never
                                         
                                         did we forget
                                         
                                         the length of that carpet it was it was about an hour and a half it was an hour and a half I think maybe it was never ending oh my god never did we forget the length of that carpet
                                         
                                         it was
                                         
                                         it was about
                                         
                                         an hour and a half
                                         
                                         it was an hour and a half
                                         
    
                                         I think maybe because
                                         
                                         Take That
                                         
                                         were singing
                                         
                                         and so there were
                                         
                                         it was like they were
                                         
                                         setting up a whole gig
                                         
                                         so we were on the carpet
                                         
                                         being looked at
                                         
    
                                         and filmed for an hour
                                         
                                         and a half
                                         
                                         and that is
                                         
                                         so embarrassing
                                         
                                         but you can only
                                         
                                         twiddle your thumbs enough
                                         
                                         and everyone's asking
                                         
                                         the same question
                                         
    
                                         you were so nice
                                         
                                         to everyone though
                                         
                                         but when I saw
                                         
                                         Vogue's face,
                                         
                                         your big old smile,
                                         
                                         you were like, hello!
                                         
                                         And I was like, oh my God,
                                         
                                         something real and connected
                                         
    
                                         and this could be fun and dry
                                         
                                         and I can be dry here
                                         
                                         and not it getting taken out of context
                                         
                                         or, you know,
                                         
                                         because the longer you're somewhere,
                                         
                                         you get more ironic and odd and silly
                                         
                                         and that's terrible
                                         
                                         when there's loads of journalists
                                         
    
                                         with microphones around
                                         
                                         because you're like, oh no.
                                         
                                         It can be same-same, but as well, when you're on with microphones around because you're like oh no it can be it can be same same
                                         
                                         but as well
                                         
                                         when you're on the other side
                                         
                                         and you're chatting to people
                                         
                                         I think I rang my manager
                                         
                                         when I left
                                         
    
                                         and I said that
                                         
                                         you were so nice
                                         
                                         because you were so giving
                                         
                                         and so nice in an interview
                                         
                                         and when I did the thing
                                         
                                         with LOL Ireland
                                         
                                         because I went
                                         
                                         I was doing
                                         
    
                                         question time
                                         
                                         after they'd watched the shows
                                         
                                         and like it was
                                         
                                         at the press
                                         
                                         yeah we had a press launch
                                         
                                         in Dublin
                                         
                                         and Vogue was hosting
                                         
                                         a Q&A afterwards but there was all these questions written for me and then it was at the press event yeah we had a press launch in Dublin and Vogue was hosting a Q&A afterwards
                                         
    
                                         but there was all these
                                         
                                         questions written for me
                                         
                                         and then it was all of you
                                         
                                         all these comedians
                                         
                                         in Graham Norton
                                         
                                         and I was like
                                         
                                         I'm not asking them that
                                         
                                         and it just went
                                         
    
                                         but you were also giving
                                         
                                         that like it was just
                                         
                                         it was so fun
                                         
                                         and I'd say to be a part
                                         
                                         of that show as well
                                         
                                         must have just been
                                         
                                         gala
                                         
                                         I did
                                         
    
                                         when I walked in
                                         
                                         I was like Joanne's
                                         
                                         going to be here somewhere
                                         
                                         like you would have had a ball as well, Joanne.
                                         
                                         Do you know, I am
                                         
                                         not good at that stuff. No, it's not.
                                         
                                         There's not a good at that stuff
                                         
                                         because it was us all chatting
                                         
    
                                         in a room and the things that would throw us off
                                         
                                         would be more like you saying
                                         
                                         something small to me than something you targeted
                                         
                                         an audience. Yeah. So that's, it's this.
                                         
                                         It's what, you guys make each other laugh so much.
                                         
                                         It's the exact same thing as that and that's what's most likely to knock you out yeah a big song and
                                         
                                         dance thing so the concept the concept of the show is it's lots of irish comedians amazing irish
                                         
                                         comedians um and you're basically in a room with each other trying to make each other laugh but
                                         
    
                                         you can't laugh and if you do laugh or if you smile then you're get a red a yellow card then
                                         
                                         a red card then you're out yes exactly and at the end you get money for your charity
                                         
                                         so you do want to win
                                         
                                         it's not like you can just be like
                                         
                                         turn up and leave
                                         
                                         like you do want to try
                                         
                                         and win the money
                                         
                                         and so
                                         
    
                                         yeah the premise of it
                                         
                                         so it's like a
                                         
                                         premise that's already done
                                         
                                         in like Sweden
                                         
                                         I think Germany's done
                                         
                                         like five of them
                                         
                                         it's in Mexico
                                         
                                         it's in Mexico as well
                                         
    
                                         it's everywhere
                                         
                                         I suppose the point of it being
                                         
                                         that there are rarely
                                         
                                         and like Amazon has enough money
                                         
                                         to make these shows
                                         
                                         in the countries
                                         
                                         and so many shows
                                         
                                         especially comedy
                                         
    
                                         don't get to invest
                                         
                                         in in jokes
                                         
                                         of the country
                                         
                                         they're nearly always
                                         
                                         made for the world
                                         
                                         and saying this
                                         
                                         I couldn't believe
                                         
                                         like you know
                                         
    
                                         it's not spoiling anything
                                         
                                         to say Zig and Zag show up
                                         
                                         and stuff like that
                                         
                                         and Krista Berg
                                         
                                         I heard Krista Berg
                                         
                                         came out of a wall
                                         
                                         Krista Berg came out of a wall
                                         
                                         where he'd been living
                                         
    
                                         for the last ten years
                                         
                                         Finally emerged
                                         
                                         Your face is when
                                         
                                         Christopher came out of the wall
                                         
                                         They were like
                                         
                                         How did you not laugh
                                         
                                         When Christopher came out of the wall
                                         
                                         I was like
                                         
    
                                         How did we not fall over and faint
                                         
                                         When Christopher came out of a wall
                                         
                                         That's the sort of stuff
                                         
                                         You'd see in a murder documentary
                                         
                                         When Christopher
                                         
                                         Came out of the wall
                                         
                                         It was the first sign
                                         
                                         Of the apocalypse
                                         
    
                                         How did he come out of the wall
                                         
                                         Like was it
                                         
                                         He came out with a guitar
                                         
                                         And everything The wall opened Exactly The wall twirled around So it was the first sign of the apocalypse how did he come out of the wall he came out with a guitar and everything
                                         
                                         the wall opened
                                         
                                         exactly
                                         
                                         the wall twirled around
                                         
                                         so it was a revolving wall
                                         
    
                                         but we had known
                                         
                                         it was a revolving wall
                                         
                                         because when do you
                                         
                                         it looked like they spent
                                         
                                         a lot of money on that show
                                         
                                         oh the set was great.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it looked amazing.
                                         
                                         But I suppose that's the point of it was,
                                         
    
                                         it's rare that so much money gets spent for such local jokes.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         And that's, I think, why it works in all the different countries it works in.
                                         
                                         Because in Germany, like, who's making stuff for only German people
                                         
                                         to kind of listen to, or like Swedish people or Canadian
                                         
                                         for very specific small jokes
                                         
                                         and that's kind of
                                         
                                         and you are allowed
                                         
    
                                         to do that so I'd
                                         
                                         kind of forgotten
                                         
                                         how joyful it is
                                         
                                         to sort of gig at
                                         
                                         home around a load
                                         
                                         of people with the
                                         
                                         exact same references
                                         
                                         that you don't sort
                                         
    
                                         of have to explain
                                         
                                         because I do think
                                         
                                         it would translate
                                         
                                         though to UK
                                         
                                         I started in the UK
                                         
                                         yeah well I don't
                                         
                                         know really
                                         
                                         I think because I've
                                         
    
                                         watched the first
                                         
                                         three episodes and I
                                         
                                         think that it would
                                         
                                         definitely translate to the UK
                                         
                                         my favourite
                                         
                                         favourite bit
                                         
                                         was you
                                         
                                         and you're singing
                                         
    
                                         and you forget
                                         
                                         I would have
                                         
                                         that would have got me
                                         
                                         that's kind of gone viral
                                         
                                         so we can talk about it
                                         
                                         but it was just
                                         
                                         I did nearly make myself laugh
                                         
                                         I have to say
                                         
    
                                         I
                                         
                                         and it's the word because
                                         
                                         none of them were laughing
                                         
                                         and when you
                                         
                                         it rarely happens
                                         
                                         like I'm not my own type of comedy.
                                         
                                         Will you explain what it was?
                                         
                                         Because we haven't said what it was.
                                         
    
                                         So there's a song in Ireland that I genuinely,
                                         
                                         like I don't think other,
                                         
                                         I don't think outside of Ireland it really relates
                                         
                                         because it's got such a 30 year history of being rolled out.
                                         
                                         It plays a special part in an Irish woman's life.
                                         
                                         And it's a song called Only a Woman's Heart.
                                         
                                         And I just had it
                                         
                                         in my head
                                         
    
                                         that it might be
                                         
                                         really funny
                                         
                                         if I sing
                                         
                                         very seriously
                                         
                                         a woman's heart
                                         
                                         to a group of people
                                         
                                         where we're not allowed to laugh
                                         
                                         because when that happens
                                         
    
                                         in a real environment
                                         
                                         and someone goes
                                         
                                         I have a song in me Jerry
                                         
                                         do you know the bars
                                         
                                         of a woman's heart
                                         
                                         or like oh lads
                                         
                                         and then you're in a pub
                                         
                                         trying to nod along
                                         
    
                                         to this woman
                                         
                                         who knows
                                         
                                         has had pain
                                         
                                         she was the princess Diana of Ireland.
                                         
                                         It's the fact that you went to the end.
                                         
                                         And so we have to not smile or laugh.
                                         
                                         So then I just started singing it.
                                         
                                         And then I was imagining all the women who sang it.
                                         
    
                                         And then I started.
                                         
                                         And I really was.
                                         
                                         And you don't see it in the record because they sort of put things in different places in the show.
                                         
                                         But it was quite early
                                         
                                         And I was like
                                         
                                         I might be gone
                                         
                                         In the first hour
                                         
                                         If I
                                         
    
                                         And then I had to sort of do
                                         
                                         Little faces and stuff
                                         
                                         Only to get myself out of
                                         
                                         Laughing
                                         
                                         You laughing
                                         
                                         Yeah
                                         
                                         Oh
                                         
                                         Like I'd planned to change it up
                                         
    
                                         So it wasn't just boringly
                                         
                                         Singing at a thing
                                         
                                         But I did have to lean into that
                                         
                                         In a big way
                                         
                                         To stop myself laughing as well
                                         
                                         and I rarely
                                         
                                         I don't
                                         
                                         I never thought
                                         
    
                                         that I might make myself laugh
                                         
                                         but wouldn't that be
                                         
                                         like an own goal
                                         
                                         I know
                                         
                                         you're like I'm gas
                                         
                                         I just can't help myself
                                         
                                         I don't know
                                         
                                         what's wrong with you guys
                                         
    
                                         but I'm out here
                                         
                                         you know
                                         
                                         there's no laughing
                                         
                                         at this girl
                                         
                                         don't come on over here guys
                                         
                                         my mother has a bit of that
                                         
                                         when someone does
                                         
                                         a laughter joke
                                         
    
                                         it's such a wonderful
                                         
                                         form of self esteem I don't know what's wrong with anyone here no one has a bit of that When someone does a laughter joke It's such a wonderful form of self esteem
                                         
                                         I don't know what's wrong with anyone here
                                         
                                         No one has any personality
                                         
                                         That's a big thing
                                         
                                         No one has any personality
                                         
                                         And it's on them
                                         
                                         And I imagine
                                         
    
                                         It kind of is on them
                                         
                                         Yeah exactly
                                         
                                         It's on them
                                         
                                         I just love that you did the whole song
                                         
                                         Oh the whole thing
                                         
                                         That's what made it really uncomfortable
                                         
                                         Like it was
                                         
                                         If you'd done like 30 seconds
                                         
    
                                         It was funny
                                         
                                         No no
                                         
                                         You did the whole thing
                                         
                                         And they edited down to 30 seconds maybe
                                         
                                         but I did the whole
                                         
                                         like five minutes
                                         
                                         and I learnt all the lyrics
                                         
                                         as well
                                         
    
                                         and stuff like that
                                         
                                         so yeah
                                         
                                         I'd really like
                                         
                                         you're still in my heart
                                         
                                         you're still in my shadows
                                         
                                         and one of them is
                                         
                                         and even though I manage
                                         
                                         on my own
                                         
    
                                         I still
                                         
                                         and it's just like
                                         
                                         lyrics like
                                         
                                         and even though I manage
                                         
                                         on my own
                                         
                                         I still
                                         
                                         my heart
                                         
                                         like it's just such a
                                         
    
                                         there's so much pain
                                         
                                         that she'll never get over.
                                         
                                         It's that sort of thing
                                         
                                         which always makes me laugh.
                                         
                                         Can I tell you one thing
                                         
                                         because I know this isn't exactly
                                         
                                         a live shout out show.
                                         
                                         But can I shout out
                                         
    
                                         my friend Emmett from Waterford in LA
                                         
                                         because when
                                         
                                         in LA
                                         
                                         he also lives in LA.
                                         
                                         He's made it Emmet
                                         
                                         and we were drunk
                                         
                                         in a Barney's Beanery
                                         
                                         in West Hollywood
                                         
    
                                         one night
                                         
                                         and it was the first night
                                         
                                         we met
                                         
                                         and he came up to me
                                         
                                         and goes are you Aisling B
                                         
                                         and I was like
                                         
                                         I was like yeah
                                         
                                         he's like oh god
                                         
    
                                         do you know who I love
                                         
                                         Joanne McNally
                                         
                                         and I was like
                                         
                                         you couldn't like
                                         
                                         put anything in there
                                         
                                         before he told me
                                         
                                         about Joanne McNally
                                         
                                         he's like oh you'll need
                                         
    
                                         to listen to my therapist
                                         
                                         ghosted me
                                         
                                         and so yeah shout out Emmet look at us now hi Emmet do you know he's like oh you need to listen to my therapist ghosted me and so yeah
                                         
                                         shout out Emmett
                                         
                                         look at us now
                                         
                                         hi Emmett
                                         
                                         do you know
                                         
                                         there was a girl on
                                         
    
                                         she's very funny
                                         
                                         her boyfriend
                                         
                                         because I wouldn't
                                         
                                         look I don't think
                                         
                                         I look like the back
                                         
                                         of a bus
                                         
                                         but I'm not like
                                         
                                         you know
                                         
    
                                         I'm a rat
                                         
                                         stop all the clocks
                                         
                                         I will not hear
                                         
                                         I just want compliments
                                         
                                         but anyway
                                         
                                         this girl
                                         
                                         she said
                                         
                                         her boyfriend
                                         
    
                                         said
                                         
                                         do you know
                                         
                                         I really fancy
                                         
                                         I fancy
                                         
                                         Joanne McNally
                                         
                                         and she was so
                                         
                                         annoyed by it
                                         
                                         she went
                                         
    
                                         she's actually
                                         
                                         a really good
                                         
                                         friend of mine
                                         
                                         and he was like
                                         
                                         what
                                         
                                         she goes
                                         
                                         yes that's
                                         
                                         really fucking
                                         
    
                                         awkward now
                                         
                                         so she's like
                                         
                                         listen
                                         
                                         if we ever
                                         
                                         meet
                                         
                                         I'm now in
                                         
                                         on this secret
                                         
                                         that I'm really
                                         
    
                                         good friends
                                         
                                         with this girl
                                         
                                         because she wanted
                                         
                                         to make it
                                         
                                         inappropriate
                                         
                                         that her boyfriend
                                         
                                         was finally
                                         
                                         but she couldn't
                                         
    
                                         actually say
                                         
                                         you've hurt
                                         
                                         my feelings
                                         
                                         so she had to
                                         
                                         make up
                                         
                                         and laugh
                                         
                                         her tale.
                                         
                                         Oh honey, I hear that.
                                         
    
                                         I think she said
                                         
                                         we were in college
                                         
                                         and I don't think so
                                         
                                         if you're listening.
                                         
                                         And doing medicine.
                                         
                                         Dr. McNally, Dr. McNally.
                                         
                                         I didn't know
                                         
                                         Joanne did horticulture
                                         
    
                                         in college.
                                         
                                         So what's next?
                                         
                                         LA I guess again.
                                         
                                         Oh, back to LA.
                                         
                                         She's a tough,
                                         
                                         she's difficult.
                                         
                                         She'll be straight
                                         
                                         on the plane from here. I literally haven't even been in a year tough she's taking us straight on the plane
                                         
    
                                         from here
                                         
                                         I literally haven't even
                                         
                                         been in a year
                                         
                                         and everyone's just like
                                         
                                         is there probably a chopper
                                         
                                         coming down the roof
                                         
                                         now for you is there
                                         
                                         actually Jo
                                         
    
                                         can you tell him
                                         
                                         to hang on another five
                                         
                                         I'd love to give the girls
                                         
                                         a little bit more time
                                         
                                         you're very good Ashley
                                         
                                         you're very good
                                         
                                         I have another
                                         
                                         I'm a smaller part
                                         
    
                                         in a show
                                         
                                         called Alice and Jack
                                         
                                         coming out
                                         
                                         on channel four in the next couple of weeks.
                                         
                                         And it starts.
                                         
                                         Are you allowed to let our Amazon sell us all on fire now?
                                         
                                         I know, our delivery packages will be real slow for about a month.
                                         
                                         They just won't deliver our stuff as quickly.
                                         
    
                                         And it's with myself, it's Andrea Risborough and Donald Gleeson.
                                         
                                         I love Donald Gleeson.
                                         
                                         Oh, I love Donald.
                                         
                                         I was in school with his wife
                                         
                                         were you
                                         
                                         I love Juliet
                                         
                                         she's so funny
                                         
                                         and brilliant
                                         
    
                                         she's such a ride
                                         
                                         oh she's
                                         
                                         top top class
                                         
                                         top top class
                                         
                                         and Donald
                                         
                                         is just a joy
                                         
                                         a very nice
                                         
                                         funny funny
                                         
    
                                         funny person
                                         
                                         as well
                                         
                                         his wife's a ride
                                         
                                         he seems like a
                                         
                                         lovely person
                                         
                                         they're both rides
                                         
                                         I'd ride them both
                                         
                                         I'd ride them both
                                         
    
                                         I'd get into that
                                         
                                         make that into a clip
                                         
                                         to make them both
                                         
                                         uncomfortable
                                         
                                         every time I invite myself
                                         
                                         around on my own
                                         
                                         get them on the pod
                                         
                                         get Donald on the pod
                                         
    
                                         I know it's half eleven
                                         
                                         but can I come right
                                         
                                         so that's
                                         
                                         I'd say
                                         
                                         and that's like a drama
                                         
                                         that's like a romantic
                                         
                                         sort of drama
                                         
                                         hang on
                                         
    
                                         what do you prefer
                                         
                                         and people ask me this
                                         
                                         but like
                                         
                                         you have like serious you're a comedian actress and you sing do you prefer and people ask me this but like you have like serious
                                         
                                         you're a comedian
                                         
                                         actress
                                         
                                         and you sing
                                         
                                         do you like just doing them all
                                         
    
                                         or is there one that you could say
                                         
                                         this is what I really love
                                         
                                         I think
                                         
                                         it's funny
                                         
                                         it more happens
                                         
                                         and I'm sure you guys get this
                                         
                                         like I know
                                         
                                         I heard you talking Joanne
                                         
    
                                         about like
                                         
                                         finishing your tour
                                         
                                         and just
                                         
                                         not wanting to go near
                                         
                                         like or not being sentimental
                                         
                                         because actually
                                         
                                         it's not like every night
                                         
                                         becomes magic in a way because it becomes your sentimental because actually it's not like every night becomes magic in a way
                                         
    
                                         because it becomes your job
                                         
                                         and so it's almost like farming
                                         
                                         you know that you kind of
                                         
                                         tend to different fields
                                         
                                         at different times
                                         
                                         depending on the season
                                         
                                         and there's some times
                                         
                                         where the pressure
                                         
    
                                         of being on your own
                                         
                                         and doing stand up
                                         
                                         and the loneliness of it
                                         
                                         and while you get
                                         
                                         all the freedom of your words
                                         
                                         and the ability to change it up
                                         
                                         and do what you like
                                         
                                         and that can be gorgeous
                                         
    
                                         to make real connections
                                         
                                         being on your own for that length of time can be awful and to arrive
                                         
                                         onto a set with other actors and allow yourself to explore your untethered soul without making a joke
                                         
                                         about it but like to explore the bits of yourself you want to get in touch with and pretend to be
                                         
                                         someone else like it's so nice i remember i was going through quite a tough time during the fall
                                         
                                         and to get to go in every day and pretend to be a nurse
                                         
                                         from Northern Ireland
                                         
                                         was so lovely
                                         
    
                                         like to get to go
                                         
                                         and pretend
                                         
                                         for just like
                                         
                                         seven hours
                                         
                                         that you're someone else
                                         
                                         was so nice
                                         
                                         and then other times
                                         
                                         you're like
                                         
    
                                         I don't want anything fake anymore
                                         
                                         just want to be real
                                         
                                         I'll be able to say what I want
                                         
                                         have no one in charge of me
                                         
                                         no one touching my face
                                         
                                         putting on makeup
                                         
                                         like
                                         
                                         and so there's different
                                         
    
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         the bit I find the hardest
                                         
                                         is writing
                                         
                                         I find that very
                                         
                                         if I can't do
                                         
                                         other things in the day
                                         
                                         and to sit down
                                         
                                         at the computer
                                         
    
                                         and just like
                                         
                                         your dad's job
                                         
                                         yeah that's
                                         
                                         that's the bit that really
                                         
                                         you're an amazing writer
                                         
                                         god this is like
                                         
                                         em
                                         
                                         like
                                         
    
                                         I'll ghost my therapist
                                         
                                         after this
                                         
                                         and just stay here
                                         
                                         a lot
                                         
                                         tell yourself
                                         
                                         to those two
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         we're here
                                         
    
                                         you wrote
                                         
                                         I've read some of the stuff
                                         
                                         you've written
                                         
                                         it's phenomenal
                                         
                                         and then
                                         
                                         this way up
                                         
                                         I was like
                                         
                                         I have to say
                                         
    
                                         I hope you don't mind me saying
                                         
                                         I was jealous
                                         
                                         because I was like
                                         
                                         how the fuck
                                         
                                         am I ever going to be able
                                         
                                         to do anything like that
                                         
                                         because I
                                         
                                         there will come a time
                                         
    
                                         people kind of
                                         
                                         go
                                         
                                         where's the
                                         
                                         where's the sitcom
                                         
                                         and I'm like
                                         
                                         I can't write
                                         
                                         I just
                                         
                                         I don't know how
                                         
    
                                         I was like how did she do that it's well through enormous amount of difficulty and that's the where's the sitcom and I'm like I can't write I just I don't know how that's not
                                         
                                         how did she do that it's well through enormous amount of difficulty and that's the truth of it
                                         
                                         like I shouldn't say jealous that's not fair I should say I was in awe of thank you very much
                                         
                                         that's very sweet it just it comes one of my friends was saying the problem when you're a
                                         
                                         performer writer is it's such a long go like you write bits on your own and then maybe two years
                                         
                                         later someone watches that stuff and like maybe
                                         
                                         a year and a half later
                                         
                                         you get to perform it
                                         
    
                                         around other actors
                                         
                                         and maybe two years later
                                         
                                         someone sees it
                                         
                                         for like
                                         
                                         goes I love that
                                         
                                         and that's
                                         
                                         you get tears
                                         
                                         and whereas at least
                                         
    
                                         with a stand up
                                         
                                         like tonight
                                         
                                         I could hop onto a gig
                                         
                                         and feed
                                         
                                         it's probably an egotistical thing
                                         
                                         but some
                                         
                                         some dopamine boost
                                         
                                         and it's a really long
                                         
    
                                         and I think
                                         
                                         writery writers
                                         
                                         love that cocooning away and
                                         
                                         find the end bit harder but maybe that's the bit that slows me down how do you get the dopamine
                                         
                                         boost to get you through it's a very long process but I'd say you but it's it's kind of like if you
                                         
                                         give you know when you're telling your you know when you're telling your stories I sound like
                                         
                                         I've never seen stand-up you know you're on stage and you're doing your hello hello hello
                                         
                                         but you know when you have like another voice of someone that you're describing you're on stage and you're doing your hello hello hello anyone in from America but you know when you have like
                                         
    
                                         another voice of someone
                                         
                                         that you're describing
                                         
                                         you're like my mum came in
                                         
                                         and said this
                                         
                                         or John came in
                                         
                                         and said that
                                         
                                         then you just put those words down
                                         
                                         as another actor
                                         
    
                                         and you know who they are
                                         
                                         and you give them a voice
                                         
                                         and so that's the kind of
                                         
                                         and what would you find interesting
                                         
                                         like I love Real Housewives
                                         
                                         I love it
                                         
                                         and I realise
                                         
                                         one of the reasons I love it
                                         
    
                                         is because
                                         
                                         I love watching the stakes of people of the reasons I love it is because I love watching
                                         
                                         the stakes
                                         
                                         of people
                                         
                                         who from the outside
                                         
                                         should be getting along
                                         
                                         but something in their
                                         
                                         childhoods
                                         
    
                                         and the drama
                                         
                                         is making this
                                         
                                         so fantastically watchable
                                         
                                         or the traitors
                                         
                                         or something
                                         
                                         because of their characters
                                         
                                         and let's see what happens
                                         
                                         if you just sit them
                                         
    
                                         at the table
                                         
                                         and most of my favourite
                                         
                                         things to watch
                                         
                                         are people sat at a table
                                         
                                         going
                                         
                                         no I understand,
                                         
                                         but,
                                         
                                         well,
                                         
    
                                         if you just let me finish,
                                         
                                         well,
                                         
                                         I don't like being interrupted
                                         
                                         and that's so dramatic to watch
                                         
                                         and you just put those characters together
                                         
                                         with some stakes doing that
                                         
                                         and that's actually normally fascinating.
                                         
                                         I feel like if you sit down
                                         
    
                                         and you write,
                                         
                                         like you just kind of,
                                         
                                         or you're doing something like that
                                         
                                         where you are stuck in like
                                         
                                         an office-y kind of environment,
                                         
                                         I kind of like that
                                         
                                         every so often.
                                         
                                         And they can't escape.
                                         
    
                                         To just sit and just be like,
                                         
                                         I don't know about the comedian thing though because like you enjoy your own company, but I would of like that every so often to just sit and just be like I don't know about
                                         
                                         the comedian thing though
                                         
                                         because like you enjoy
                                         
                                         your own company
                                         
                                         but I would be like you
                                         
                                         I would not like
                                         
                                         to be on my own
                                         
    
                                         for that length of time
                                         
                                         See I enjoy my own company
                                         
                                         it's more
                                         
                                         to work on your own
                                         
                                         is the tough
                                         
                                         to not have a bounce
                                         
                                         for work
                                         
                                         so it's the
                                         
    
                                         You need someone
                                         
                                         to bounce off of you
                                         
                                         I found that very tough
                                         
                                         because I
                                         
                                         you know
                                         
                                         I was just on my own
                                         
                                         especially during
                                         
                                         the second series
                                         
    
                                         of the pandemic
                                         
                                         it was just me
                                         
                                         with a laptop for ages
                                         
                                         and then it's always
                                         
                                         lovely when you get
                                         
                                         feedback on the other side
                                         
                                         but it was nearly
                                         
                                         all over email
                                         
    
                                         so there's no eye contact
                                         
                                         or something
                                         
                                         so that bit was
                                         
                                         very tough
                                         
                                         did you win a BAFTA
                                         
                                         or am I imagining
                                         
                                         I did
                                         
                                         yeah you did
                                         
    
                                         oh you won a BAFTA
                                         
                                         I know I lost one as well
                                         
                                         so it just shows
                                         
                                         you lost it in LA
                                         
                                         did you lose it in LA
                                         
                                         I didn't
                                         
                                         you lost it as in I lost the second well so it just shows in LA did you lose it in LA I didn't I won the first one
                                         
                                         as in I lost
                                         
    
                                         the second
                                         
                                         oh sorry
                                         
                                         I was like
                                         
                                         well they're not just
                                         
                                         for places really
                                         
                                         yeah I know
                                         
                                         you lost it
                                         
                                         didn't you redecorate
                                         
    
                                         or something for your BAFTA
                                         
                                         no that was
                                         
                                         I made a joke
                                         
                                         to an interviewer
                                         
                                         and this is what happened
                                         
                                         after last week
                                         
                                         when we premiered
                                         
                                         LOL
                                         
    
                                         someone wrote a headline
                                         
                                         Ashing B bames
                                         
                                         a famine for her comedy
                                         
                                         and I'm like
                                         
                                         I saw that I love that you know when you're like give ushing B blames A famine for her comedy And I'm like I saw that
                                         
                                         I saw that
                                         
                                         You know when you're like
                                         
                                         Give us a break
                                         
    
                                         Blames the famine
                                         
                                         Blames the famine
                                         
                                         Not like
                                         
                                         Ashing B makes a famine joke
                                         
                                         I actually have that
                                         
                                         Blames the famine
                                         
                                         So
                                         
                                         Well it wasn't ideal
                                         
    
                                         Because you know you're there
                                         
                                         I know it wasn't
                                         
                                         And I still
                                         
                                         Sometimes I get hunger
                                         
                                         And I'm like
                                         
                                         The famine
                                         
                                         The ancestor
                                         
                                         Yeah Ashing B blames
                                         
    
                                         The famine for making her
                                         
                                         So funny Like How old are you? Exactly Well the famine the ancestor yeah actually we blamed the famine for making her so funny
                                         
                                         like
                                         
                                         how old are you
                                         
                                         exactly
                                         
                                         well
                                         
                                         four hundred
                                         
                                         and eight
                                         
    
                                         years
                                         
                                         that's what I'm saying
                                         
                                         writing takes ages
                                         
                                         so
                                         
                                         with the
                                         
                                         with the
                                         
                                         whatchamacallit
                                         
                                         that
                                         
    
                                         I was doing an interview
                                         
                                         with someone
                                         
                                         and they were like
                                         
                                         oh congratulations
                                         
                                         on the BAFTA
                                         
                                         and he's like where do you keep your BAFTA and I was like oh congratulations on the BAFTA and he's like
                                         
                                         where do you keep your BAFTA
                                         
                                         and I was like
                                         
    
                                         oh it's in the loo
                                         
                                         and what's good is like
                                         
                                         the shape
                                         
                                         I got a new bathroom
                                         
                                         and the length of it
                                         
                                         I want to be
                                         
                                         you know people put their awards
                                         
                                         in the loos rather than out front
                                         
    
                                         where you should be proud of them
                                         
                                         it's a very cool thing to do
                                         
                                         even though you're actually
                                         
                                         secretly proud of yourself
                                         
                                         but that it's the exact length
                                         
                                         the little nook
                                         
                                         in the bathroom
                                         
                                         and then
                                         
    
                                         they made the headline, I rebuilt
                                         
                                         my bathroom around my BAFTA.
                                         
                                         There we are.
                                         
                                         Another one I had for you was
                                         
                                         Aisling B says bringing Irish humour to a global
                                         
                                         audience was like having a bath
                                         
                                         in mash
                                         
                                         I did say that to be fair
                                         
    
                                         but that's
                                         
                                         they didn't go together
                                         
                                         those two sentences
                                         
                                         I said like
                                         
                                         oh working around
                                         
                                         a load of Irish people
                                         
                                         felt like having a bath
                                         
                                         of mash
                                         
    
                                         was so comforting
                                         
                                         you know
                                         
                                         and another one was
                                         
                                         I did Richard Herring's podcast
                                         
                                         after I'd had dental surgery
                                         
                                         and Tato had sent me
                                         
                                         a hundred bags of crisps
                                         
                                         of their new flavours
                                         
    
                                         and I was like obviously that's
                                         
                                         a great perk and the only thing I could eat that
                                         
                                         day was like mushing up the crisps
                                         
                                         in my mouth and eating a Tato
                                         
                                         and I was like oh I must have been sent about 100
                                         
                                         bags of crisps then the headline was
                                         
                                         Aisling B eats 100 bags of crisps
                                         
                                         to deal with her bad
                                         
    
                                         tooth and you know when it's like
                                         
                                         it's just not that glamorous it's not like
                                         
                                         Aisling B talks about
                                         
                                         living life
                                         
                                         and getting on
                                         
                                         and fashion
                                         
                                         it's just like
                                         
                                         Ashing B eats a hundred
                                         
    
                                         bag of tins
                                         
                                         off her tooth
                                         
                                         it's so like
                                         
                                         you can smell the cheese
                                         
                                         and onions
                                         
                                         from the headline
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         you're like
                                         
    
                                         they're not right
                                         
                                         I don't want to be relatable
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         when they put stuff
                                         
                                         as headlines
                                         
                                         it sounds like
                                         
                                         that's the first thing
                                         
                                         you walked into the room
                                         
    
                                         and said
                                         
                                         hello guardian guess what I bet my betta remember my betta any questions when they put stuff as headlines it sounds like that's the first thing you walked into the room and said hello Guardian
                                         
                                         guess what
                                         
                                         I bet my betta
                                         
                                         I'm a betta
                                         
                                         any questions
                                         
                                         anyway that's not how it happened
                                         
                                         or without any
                                         
    
                                         nuance of a conversation
                                         
                                         that's why podcasts are lovely
                                         
                                         when you get to talk to people
                                         
                                         you feel safe around
                                         
                                         so not this situation
                                         
                                         but my brother's
                                         
                                         she's just clearly
                                         
                                         we're not putting anything out
                                         
    
                                         well that was a
                                         
                                         that was a lovely chat
                                         
                                         we're so glad that we had you on
                                         
                                         we're so glad that we had you on
                                         
                                         we have to go now
                                         
                                         go win another award
                                         
                                         and then come back into us
                                         
                                         oh my god
                                         
    
                                         we'd like to have you back on
                                         
                                         we'd like to win an Oscar
                                         
                                         yeah we'd like
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         if you could do the Oscar next
                                         
                                         my mother wondered
                                         
                                         why I didn't win an Oscar
                                         
                                         for my TV show
                                         
    
                                         and I was like
                                         
                                         well
                                         
                                         part of it is mother
                                         
                                         that they don't
                                         
                                         I would be the first winner
                                         
                                         of a TV show
                                         
                                         of an Oscar
                                         
                                         in film
                                         
    
                                         it doesn't matter actually
                                         
                                         you should have done it you should have done it
                                         
                                         you should have done it
                                         
                                         that's the mother's
                                         
                                         belief
                                         
                                         in you
                                         
                                         exactly
                                         
                                         she backs me
                                         
    
                                         100p
                                         
                                         one more question for you
                                         
                                         please
                                         
                                         if you don't mind
                                         
                                         Aisling B
                                         
                                         is that your mother's
                                         
                                         maiden name
                                         
                                         was that her jockey name
                                         
    
                                         no my dad
                                         
                                         that's from your dad
                                         
                                         my dad who passed away
                                         
                                         anyone get a relate
                                         
                                         hello
                                         
                                         we love a dad
                                         
                                         dad's club right here
                                         
                                         okay
                                         
    
                                         can a woman get into
                                         
                                         this industry
                                         
                                         with a father these days
                                         
                                         who's alive
                                         
                                         you can but you won't
                                         
                                         you're good
                                         
                                         you used to have to
                                         
                                         sleep your way to the top
                                         
    
                                         I love that you did
                                         
                                         something so nice
                                         
                                         because his name was
                                         
                                         Brian wasn't it
                                         
                                         yes and so I took the B
                                         
                                         there was already
                                         
                                         a great Irish actress
                                         
                                         called Aisling O'Sullivan
                                         
    
                                         and so you can't be called
                                         
                                         like Judy Frank Dent
                                         
                                         you have to get a new name
                                         
                                         because being an actor
                                         
                                         is like having your own business type of thing with a name and so you can't be called like Judy Frank Dent you have to get a new name because being an actor is like having your own
                                         
                                         business type of thing
                                         
                                         with a name
                                         
                                         and so I took B
                                         
    
                                         from the start
                                         
                                         of Brian O'Sullivan
                                         
                                         and adding B
                                         
                                         is for Brian
                                         
                                         yeah so
                                         
                                         that's so sweet
                                         
                                         just a bit of
                                         
                                         carrying that trauma
                                         
    
                                         with me at all times
                                         
                                         lest I forget
                                         
                                         we've done fuck all
                                         
                                         for our dads
                                         
                                         we can do something
                                         
                                         it's quite fun you
                                         
