My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA: "I've always kept it secret..."

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

Have you ever been turned on by a smell? That's one of the questions from a listener this week. Plus, Joanne has been triggered by a picture and Vogue dealt with a stranger in her taxi. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!

This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams, and Pino Psycho, Joanne McNally. I am wearing a baseball cap just to say I look like shit at the moment and you're in full glam. Oh, I've seen you look worse don't you yeah 100%

when that time on stage in that shoot that we did yeah so you know the way we're so bad at our distances

and stuff yes well I am now addicted to that company, Ruggable. Remember Ruggable? Where I road tested a rug for us

because I kept... They're everywhere. They must spend a fortune on Insta ads. They're absolutely... Everyone has a Ruggable rug. Every... I ask people and they're like,

no, I've never heard of them. I'm like, what? I get served it all the time. Yes, I am. So I took the hit and I bought one for Joanne and I so we could see if they were as good as they looked.

And they were. So do I get half of it? No, you do not. Because I had to pay, unless you want to give me the money for it. Which I absolutely do not want to do. I will cut half off because I did order extra large in that one too.

But I ordered one for the kids room and I was like, this is going to look great. It's going to look great. And it is about the size of my entire kitchen living room. No. Massive. Opened the box and I'm like, you know what? That thing we were talking about.

What's it called? Where you measure things. Not meditate. What's the other thing? Manifest. Manifest. I said, I'll put this manifesting to the test. I will manifest that the kids room is going to be so big.

Got it. In the next house that this rug will fit. Yeah. So instead of having to send the rug back, I'm going to keep the rug. Yeah. And just roll in the court. Just roll in the sides. No, listen, doesn't matter. I'm going to keep the rug. Yeah. Just roll in the sides. No, listen.

It doesn't matter. I'm going to save it for the new bedroom. Got it. That I don't have yet. Yeah. But it is about 10 times the size. Yeah. And I actually think that's a form of like something that we can't do that properly.

Lack of intelligence? Speak for yourself, my friend. Sorry. I'm manifesting. Sorry. That's what that was Well I have to I'm forced to manifest now

Because of all the fucking Huge furniture in my house But The We can't Someone was actually I ordered a light for the flat Because obviously this is what I do

Now I'm in interiors And She was like Oh just send in the dimensions I was like Blah blah blah What? No

I have no idea what you're talking about The dimensions mean nothing to me It doesn't matter No I'm allergic I'm going to buy it anyway? I have no idea what you're talking about it mentions me nothing to me it doesn't matter no I'm allergic I'm going to buy it anyway I don't care I've looked at it

and it looks fine it looks like it might fit so it's coming to your house yeah come here there's an artist called Lauren White Murphy who has actually

she was like can I send you some stuff and I was like absolutely like your stuff looks amazing and she's like I actually made she does kind of I was like, absolutely. Like, your stuff looks amazing. Yeah. And she's like, I actually made, she does kind of,

I don't know what kind of art it is. It's just, well, show me and I'll tell you. My little art queen. Look at her over there. What an art dealer. A wheeler dealer in the art world.

She's off to the date after this joke. Home to do an extra sketch for the evening. You wouldn't know what I'd come up with. So there's, that's her page. So I don't know what I'd come up with so there's that's her page

so I don't know what kind of art but wait until I show you the fact that oh it's very cool yeah she's deadly yeah oh yeah

look how bright it is yeah it's cool she's kind of she's kind of a graffiti artist as well I love her I mean I I'm so sorry Lauren

I don't know what you are you're an artist I think that you're yeah yeah you're well do you know what you are Lauren you're good you are Lauren you're good

you're good you're just raw talent there she is she gave what's his name Liam Neeson I'm really into him I was trying to tell

Spenny and then I was like I've got to stop skeezing on him because you have to actually respect Liam Neeson you can't just start sleazing about Liam Neeson

I don't know what it is he has that level because he's older yeah he kind of demands respect him and Harrison Ford they both get it in a pleasant way

in a polite way she loves threatening people to get it so do you can you if I was to say to you what's the worst

photo of me and you in existence and there are a shit ton but what is the one that obviously the one that upset you the obviously I had to be talked down

the one that upset you the most I had to be talked down off a ledge I'm assuming it's the tongue one it's the tongue one we did a shoot before they used a photo where I had

my tongue is sticking out I was obviously mid lip lick and it was captured and somehow ended up and it looks like I've got a chilly it's just awful I thought you were trying to do that little it looks like I've got a chilly it's just awful

I thought you were trying to do that little sexy tongue pose I've seen people do it and it does look good for other people no it's like winking in photos in the moment you feel like

you're doing a good job but you're not yeah I can't wink you just did it there I do both eyes oh okay yeah you just need to train yourself

to just use one go on yes so she Lauren's like oh I hope you don't mind but I've kind of

done up a no so she has recreated like this amazing kind of graphic version of that photo

oh my god please can I have it oh you're having it oh that's brilliant news I said to Lauren I'm so sorry I have to be you're having it oh that's brilliant news I said to Lauren I'm so sorry I have to be completely honest with you

I can't show me it show me it that's why I'm trying to find it I don't know where it is I said I have to be

totally honest with you Lauren you're so talented blah blah blah the photo I think I cried did I cry you were nearly crying you tell me if I didn't

take it down you would have severe mental health problems yeah I said you have to take that off your Insta. Yeah, I absolutely hate it. I actually like it of you. I'm not, I hate myself.

Photos are a part of the job. They're just a part of the job. So anyway, I said to Lauren, appreciate your work. Thank you so much. And taking the initiative, but that will not be crossing my threshold.

I said, and Vogue would love that. I would actually, I would genuinely love that. Lauren, thank you so much for the art. Because you look gorgeous. I look demented.

I only look gorgeous because you don't look great in that one. Yeah. Even Vogue would happily admit it. She's like, not great at you there. There it was. I look great at you.

Was it front page no it wasn't front page anyway it's like one of those pictures you know when you're out on a night out and you see

you have a great picture of you but like all your friends and they could look like gremlins and you're like fuck it I look great that's going straight up

that's the kind of one you're like oh happy birthday Joanne and then you post that because you look amazing and you know that I'm going to be crying myself to sleep

for a week yeah anyway Lauren you're getting that. It looks deadly. It's an amazing version of that photo. Okay, well, Lauren,

I'm actually really looking forward to it. Thank you for organising that gift for me. Could you Photoshop the tongue out, Lauren? Like, what's the crack? Could you do something post-edit? It's absolutely awful.

I don't think there's anything to be done with that picture. It's going to continue to troll you for the rest of your life. Yeah, it's just desperate. I was on there's anything to be done with that picture it's going to continue to troll you for the rest of your life yeah it's just desperate I was on the way here today and I got in an unintentional Uber share so I walked outside my house

and there was my Uber and I looked in the back and there was a woman sitting in the back and I was like no that's definitely my Uber and then I was like

sorry that's my Uber and the Uber driver was like sorry I've come to the wrong place I didn't mean to collect you before I dropped her off and I was like oh

but he just forgot she was in the back I don't know what happened I know and then I was like to the wrong place. I didn't mean to collect you before I dropped her off. And I was like, okay. But he just forgot she was in the back. I don't know what happened. I know. And then I was like to the woman, I was like, sorry, I'm actually going to be late. Do you mind if I pop in with you? So I had to hop in with her and off we went. Yeah. Did you chat?

She wasn't really into chatting, which is what made it worse. But then I understand that about Ubers. Like I was ready to just be silent. Yeah. So where did she go did she visit her home no she went about she only went

luckily she was only in the car for about six minutes this sounds like the start of a sitcom or a short film it was kind of bizarre I was like but what could I do

I could either be late or just get in the car yeah and suck it up you're like oh I've never seen anyone in the backseat with me before oh my god

it's usually a man in the front with a little hat Leslie at the front with a little hat. Leslie at the front, yes. You're like, oh driver, there's a person in the back. I'm confused. I do, I get confused with that and when I get on the plane, I'm like, who are these people?

Why are these people on my plane? So yeah, that was an enjoyable start to my day. That sounds familiar. Was there some show was it Love on Netflix it starts with a couple they meet that they get

because it is a thing you can't intentionally choose an Uber share I know but for frequency and it's a bit cheaper and Uber pool that's what I thought

I had done and then I realised I hadn't done it and I would rather not yeah you're like I don't want to be swimming with other people no thank you

I would rather swim alone I'm already trying to get the goddamn rating up I don't need to be swimming with other people no thank you I would rather swim alone I'm already trying to get the goddamn rating up I don't need someone else dragging me down as well there was something about in the news talk that Ireland

are the chattiest I know taxi passengers and the British are the next Irish first British next I know

I've been in the car with a few Brits and they don't say much in the front no never get spoken to really no but do you mean the drivers

or both like Spenny wouldn't chat to people well no that doesn't surprise me no no he is a rude pig he is a rude rude man

he is a rude pig but that's why he's got such a high rating because you don't chat no yeah but what else is going on why are you all dressed up

well I was at home I am I sound terrible, sorry. I'm very sick. I'm off to DJ for our friend Hadley's salon opening. The DJing's back, isn't it? I know, the DJing's back now, it is. I got a real taste for it on tour and I said,

you know what, I'm in for it. You can always fall back on that now. Absolutely. I absolutely love it because I love buying new music and stuff for my new set. Your iPod Nano? No, for my new set. I'llod Nano? No, for my new set. I'll show you loads of mixing

once I go there. She said, look at me, look at me mixing. When I step away, the music stops. Look at me. Well, the whole point is it shouldn't stop, Joanne.

But I have actually got really pissed at gigs before and I pressed the wrong button. So like, obviously, you've got two decks. Each play is a different song and then I press play on the wrong one

and then the whole music stops Would anyone notice? Like is everyone just pissed dancing? When the music stops they do tend to notice which is unfortunate for me so I don't really drink

too much when I DJ Would you not do a couple of festivals this summer? I am doing well would you believe I'm doing Cheltenham now that you've asked

It's not a fucking festival Excuse me It's a horse event It's my kind of festival this summer come round with me I am doing well would you believe I'm doing Cheltenham now that you've asked the horse festival it's not a fucking festival excuse me it's a horse event it's my kind of festival I'm doing Cheltenham are you racing yourself or what are you doing

if electric picnic would have me I will go and DJ in electric picnic now I'm more of a goer to the festivals I'll go with you to a festival

but I'm not doing anything I'll go and watch you so I'm doing Lat a goer to the festivals I'll go with you to a festival but I'm not doing anything I'll go and watch you so I'm doing Latitude this year I'll come if you get a driver to and from and I'm not sleeping over

what the fuck no tense that is dropping in I'll come with you and I want to go home straight after the last time I did Latitude I woke up

in one of those teepee things Rick had had to put me to bed and like you I had all in one of those teepee things Rick had had to put me to bed and like you I had all the best of intentions I was just

dropping in in a professional manner just being a professional doing the gig oh no and then yeah the second I came off stage the adrenaline

got the better of me I was at a festival and I just yeah woke up in a teepee how did you get home that's my worst nightmare train

I just fucking go out and plough down to a train station yeah horrific don't regret it though really good crack I'm glad you don't regret it

it was last year I'm sure you would have gotten over it by now I don't regret it it's going to happen again this year it wasn't my best moment there was a little there was a little bit of a

there was a little I just you know what whatever happens when you're at a festival it doesn't count you're right you're right I'm not even going to

because if you're going to start thinking about the things that you've done I'll have to think about the things that I've done and I'd rather not think about those things whatever happens when you're at a festival doesn't count. You're right, you're right. I'm not even going to bring it up. Because if you're going to start thinking about the things that you've done, I'll have to think about the things that I've done and I'd rather not think about those things. You're right, you're right. Remember me at EP when we were doing it?

And everyone made friends after. Yeah, when we were at EP, like I made friends, I know, exactly. You just, I drove some people mad, but that's okay. Did you see I've become a food blogger? Did you see that?

No. You haven't been watching my Instagram today. What the hell? Haven't I? No. I was cooking food for my Flexi app. So I'm going to do all my nice recipes on the Flexi app. If anyone wants to join the Flexi app,

please go and download it. Are you paying for this? Is she being charged to advertise the Flexi app. If anyone wants to join the Flexi app please go and download it. Are you paying for this? Is she being charged to advertise the Flexi app? I've made a deal I've made a deal with Global I said if I can keep mentioning Flexi then Joanne can keep

sending the stuff to my house. She can still send her goods to my house. She's moving house to her I'm upset that my postal service is moving out of town. Well I wouldn't say I'm moving house.

I'm trying to put the house on the market so if anyone wants to buy my house please God do we want to move we should not just give it to me

no I wouldn't actually give it to you then I wouldn't be able to buy another house so that would be a problem okay emails oh well I really like the first one

sexy smell ready yeah oh girls you've done your share of talking about sex and this is sort of

that but not maybe there's room for it on the pod though of course when I was at uni I had this mad intense steamy affair with a man that worked

on the campus I'll say no more because obviously he'd lose his job oh very interesting why? you're not in college

students no? no no no no not in college. College students, though. No, you're not. No, Joanne, you are not allowed to ride students. So it was all totally consensual and no one was being coerced. Anyway, I've always kept a secret.

It came up in my mind the other day because I went to stay at my aunt's house. Stay with me. I got into bed and started feeling a bit hot and heavy with myself. I couldn't think why, and then it dawned on me. The smell of the sheets. Oh, it turns out my aunt uses the same washing detergent as the fella from uni. To be fair, I didn't know that smell was a sense that could send me that way, but it did. The sort of weird but inevitable end to the story

is that I ended up having a sneaky paw on my aunt's spare bed what she doesn't know won't hurt her right of course anyways is it just me

am I really weird love you both a million no no I even some people's aftershave she was triggered sexually

by the smell I want to know the brand fairy obviously I would say click clack click clack click clack situation 100% it must have been it must have been

the scent boosters are you writing emails in again the scent very adorable I would say well I have said a million times

Lynx Africa Jupe they were the two the two from when we were younger of when we were younger and that's what the lads wore

and that's what I would follow into a fire and for the lads they would that's what I would follow into a fire and for the lads they would be like hunting down some impulse remember you used to collect the little impulse bottles

and spray them all over yourself for us or them? for us were we yeah it was impulse impulse yeah Charlie Redd I would say

so no I think fair play to I had a weird thing happen to me around this last summer Spencer is very into his scents he loves spraying himself with perfume and he came home one day I had a weird thing happen to me around this last summer. Spencer is very into his scents.

He loves spraying himself with perfume. And he came home one day. What's this? What's it called? Oud. No, he doesn't do Oud. Oud. Oud's too much for me.

It's like I'm being assaulted in the face by mahogany. Yeah, it's very rich. It's too, yeah. It's very Dubai Maw. Too expensive for us. It's very Dubai Maw. Yeah. Yes. Or that restaurant, Novikov.

Is that what it's called? Novich or that restaurant Novikov is that what it's called Novichov or something like that anyway so anyway Spenny last

summer came home with his new bottle of perfume sprayed it all over himself and I was like straight away

I was like oh god he bought the same perfume cool water that Neil my stepdad wore

I know I insisted on wearing it and I was like Spenny I'm sorry that is too much for me

that is dad perfume and you know about the dead dad perfume as well the pomegranate noir

it's perfume's just like yeah you have to be careful and if someone reeks like if

what's his name Bradley Cooper who I really fancy if he came on to me and smelled like oud I'd have to say

Bradley sorry I can't yeah I had to I had to have a word with Alan as well it was a little OTT I was like dude

you need to fucking pull back on this aftershave thing like it's you're drowning yourself in it we're opening windows and all come on

I can't be in the car with him like he'd fucking knock you out although I do have a tip for Tom Ford right so obviously it's very expensive so if you go into the airport

you basically go and drown yourself in Tom Ford and then just leave and then you don't have to pay for it I will literally on the way to the airport and I spend a lot of time

in airports I'll go to spray my CK1 I'll go what am I doing put the fucking bottle down you're about to go in to free perfume heaven why would you bother

wasting two spritzes of your own perfume and another thing I won't put a drop of mascara or concealer on either and I'll be swimming around Charlotte Tilbury and Mac for the afternoon

Joanne you are going to get a stye in your eye you can't be using that that other people have used I would have no issue with that now I'm the one

they're the ones going can you not can you please actually it's a tester please can you not how do I know if it's going to lengthen my lashes

no I would and the perfume I wouldn't waste oh I would never doesn't make any sense no never use your own perfume here's another one

hi girls please keep an on with my boyfriend 10 months I'm due to finish college in May and we plan to go away for 4 days

he's now booked a 5 day trip with the lads the week before we were due to go away and has asked for our trip to be pushed back to be a day shorter

am I wrong to be pissed off no no I've been that would annoy me that would really annoy me or a trip with you why is the priority

probably because there's more of them so they need to accommodate the logistically it's a harder yeah but you can't yeah but I don't mind pushing the trip back but like shortening it by a day

is bullshit if it's only a four day trip as well yeah leave him I think you should yeah leave him that's not going to work out key his car

he's cheating he's clearly cheating hack into his phone check his DMs come on find out who it is isn't it funny the way sometimes

you have to kind of have your stuff sense checked for you when you say it out loud you're like actually no that is really that is really bad for him

I think though well sometimes I'd ring you with stuff and I'm like am I right to be annoyed here I know I'm right yeah of course but I have to just

triple check that I'm right I answer the phone hi Vogue you're right I don't even know what'm right yeah of course but I have to just triple check that I'm right I answer the phone hi Vogue you're right I don't even know what it is yet yeah Tim don't worry Tim it's not you Liam Spencer is shaking with fear in a wardrobe

you're right Vogue you're like why is it stench of oud coming out the bottom of that cabinet two of us in there shitting ourselves that's it for the bonus that's it for the bonus

for me and Stalin we will speak next week okay Muzzleini see you later everybody see you later everybody Thank you.