My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "My Mother Made Me, I've Nothing To Hide."

Episode Date: February 9, 2022

It's time to get into that email inbox again and see what you've all been up to. This week, there's a nudity ick, a Smirnoff Ice and some BAD holidays! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

hello and welcome to this week's extra helping of my therapist goes to me with me vogue williams and joanne mcnally we've had loads of your emails and we love them so keep sending them in to hello at mtgmpod.com there's a lot of emails about ics again, but you know what? I was actually asked to join a debate in Trinity College about the ic. Are you going into academia? Are you going to be a doctor? Are you doing a doctorate in the ic? Yeah, everyone loves the ic. There's a lot of them

yeah that could be your TED talk Vogue my TED talk's on the ick your TED talk on the ick I could write a book on icks how's the kids book

coming along oh it's written and everything yeah we're just going through we're just finalizing yeah I got an amazing illustrator so finalizing colors

and stuff like that there's no baby called Joanne though I should have I should have called one of them Joanne it's not a very popular name anymore well Vogue was never a popular name finalizing colors and stuff like that there's no baby called joanne though i should i should have called her them joanne it's not a very popular name anymore well vogue was never well it isn't her name no it wasn't at least joanne was trendy at one point trendy

okay here listen to this ick this is from it's a listener email i love the listener emails so my ick story is from when i a listener email i love the listener emails so my ick story is from when i went out with this fellow from yorkshire shortly after moving to london from ireland he was perfect on paper and i mean perfect attractive attentive extremely romantic great in bed he was very close to his parents so one weekend we went to visit them i'm sat at the kitchen table reading the sunday paper having a coffee when he comes down to the kitchen he and his mom are engrossed in conversation when I happen to look up from the paper notice that he is bollock naked from the waist down there he was stood wearing nothing but a t-shirt having a full-blown conversation with

his mom what I see I assuming he didn't realize either rather alarmingly flagged you're not wearing any underpants and he shrugged and replied yeah i know and i flagged this obvious that his penis was on show and he nonchalantly said my mother made me i've nothing to hide oh my god they both looked at me like i was the mad one fucking weird in the confused conversation that directly followed he informed me i was looking at his penis as a sexual object when it was in fact just another body part that was the end as I knew I could never look at his body part erect again as I think sexual object and just see him chatting to his mom with his fat lad hanging out that is like I mean it rings familiar it's's kind of sounds like the argument for breastfeeding in public,

but which is a totally different situation. Your mum made you put like, you fucking put it away. You're a grown man. You're flashing your own mother. That's a fetish. I feel like some people are more like Spencer is happy to walk around bollock naked. He sleeps naked and everything like that.

I have like I love pyjamas I wouldn't get naked I don't really care if Amber sees me naked but I wouldn't like go out of my way to let her see me naked

she loses her shit if I see her naked I just think I feel like Irish people are a bit more I don't know we like to hide our bits

I'm a bit of an exhibitionist really no you Joanne you went absolutely nuts when I was trying to get into the bathroom when you were having a shower your entire family trying to bail into the our bits I'm a bit of an exhibitionist really no you Joanne you went absolutely nuts when I was trying to get into the bathroom when you were having a chair

your entire family trying to bail into the bathroom when I'm naked and you're surprised I had a reaction to that when I say an exhibitionist I mean I'm not shy like

do I want Theodore, Gigi and Spencer to see me naked no no I don't okay fine I didn't realise there was a specific line

I meant friends and there was a specific line. I meant friends and family. That's the line. Okay, well, we won't be back. No, I'm not a naked-y person. Like, I don't really like walking around naked. I woke up naked in a hotel room recently and rang down to get water and was told I was in the wrong room.

In fact, I was in the wrong hotel. But that's another story. You but that's having a lovely time that's a story that I must keep to myself it's the one of three it's one of three stories I probably keep to myself for the rest of my life what are the other ones I'll tell you over a pint of milk when I get back I was trying by the time you get back I'll be back drinking I know I'm so I know

this it's like I basically moved back to Ireland it's wild I know well listen why don't we go and get wine drunk I've never done it like properly

this is like when I say to you I'm going to exercise at 7am you're full of shit okay let's fucking see right you're not you, I'm going to exercise at 7am. You're full of shit. Okay, let's fucking see. You're not going to. I'm going to puke all over you. You're going to get so wine drunk.

You won't. You'll pour it over your back shoulder into a pot plant and you'll be chugging like Ribena telling me it's rosé. You'll be faking it. You'll be faking it till you make it. But I'll be so drunk I won't care. Yeah, exactly. Are you going to save your placenta? No.

Have you ever seen a placenta? Well, no. I saw mine the last time because I was like, can let me see what that looks like. And it is so disgusting. No, I don't want to save that. I'm all right, thanks.

I'll get my vitamins somewhere else. Yeah, maybe just a bit of white fish. Rather than your own gizzards oh that's so disgusting here's a barman a kai recently had such a strong ache that i had to reject a sexy european 10 years younger than me i was on holiday skiing just after christmas and one of the few singles on the holiday the girls alerted me that there was a handsome young bartender in one of the late night pubs then Then we went that night and he was so handsome that a few hours later I'd been escorted up to his above bar

flat. This is when the ick occurred. Upon being offered a drink he gave me a Smirnoff ice. A Smirnoff ice. And he was a bartender. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Was he using it as a mixer? No. Oh, it was the hell drink. Yeah, or

a Desperados. She had to leave immediately and never go back. No. Oh, it's a drink. Or a Desperados. She had to leave immediately and never go back. Love the show, Jen. No, no, no, no. I'd actually kind of like the nostalgia of a Smirnoff Ice.

Do you remember? Like, you'd be rich if you were drinking a Smirnoff Ice back in the day. Oh, yeah, 100%. But Smirnoff Ice is an alco-pop for,

it's what we use to get 11-year-olds into drinking. So a grown man drinking it is unsettling either he's entertaining 11 year old children or he has the palate

of an 11 year old either way it's a no for me have you ever had a Desperados I had to I was DJing with them at a fest at Longitude

years ago and it was the only thing that they would give me to drink oh my god you get so fucking drunk on Desperados there's tequila in it you know I used to work for Desperados did you? yeah in thingos oh my god you get so fucking drunk on desperados

you know I used tequila in it you know I used to work for desperados did you yeah in thingos oh my god that's when you fell asleep onto the table

in your job yes I did a little shout out for holiday um bad holiday so did I oh my god

I got some really good ones oh god so funny my friend rode a guy on a beach in Thailand and wound up getting yellow fever my dad

this is all separate stories my dad got attacked by an octopus see I told you about the giant squid. Here's another one. Drove myself and my friend off a cliff

on a quad in Eos. Oh my God, didn't we all? Was kissing a lad on holidays and he unclipped my bum bag and ran away with it. Oh my God. Love it. This is a bit of a longer one,

but I found it very funny. They want to be anonymous hen due to crack out poland in april 2010 organized by the bride's young sister from monday to friday meaning five days of annual leave needed for those in office work the polish president and other members of the government were killed in a plane crash a couple of days before we went and the country went into a national week of mourning no No bars, restaurants, or clubs were open. Only place open is the A-Switch concentration camp. So we go.

The Iceland ash cloud then hits. All flights grounded. No one can fly home. Have to travel from Poland by train and road all the way home. Broke up with my absolute asshole of a boyfriend three days before we were going on holiday stupidly we decided to go anyway

we both developed the worst stomach bugs it was a non-stop shitting scene from bridesmaids awful situation to be in I later found out he was cheating on me

with a girl from work and had got another girl's number prior to us breaking up he spent half his time flirting with the staff while I was left on my own nightmare

needless to say I booked a flight and went home I think I went out with the staff while I was left on my own. Nightmare. Needless to say, I booked a flight and went home. I think I went out with him. Pretty sure I dated that guy as well. Here's another one. I got a leg wax in Thailand and every hair follicle in my leg got infected and grew into pustules.

Oh my God. Here's another one. Smoked a $1 joint in Thailand, woke up alone on a beach using a dog as a cushion. Oh my God. Thailand stories are the worst. Have you been to Thailand?

Yeah, do you remember? That's where I split my head open on a porcelain squatter. You see, Thailand is fucking dangerous. I remember once I got so drunk, I went home and started eating the pizza that I'd bought earlier on the day. And then it was only after about slice three,

I realized it was crawling in about slice three I realised it was crawling in ants so I'd eaten all these ants oh sick there was a lot of stories those buckets there was a lot of stories

actually coming in about people getting like worms in their bodies and stuff and things hatching in them here's one the spider's hatched under her skin

moved under her skin and her back I wouldn't be able for that here's Amber she must have heard what we were saying about her tell her I drank everything I want to see her reaction

come here Joanne's going to say something to you hey Joanne drank your gins drank everything and left all the lights on I'll be checking the cupboard when I get home

I obviously need to get a lock on that too There'll be nothing in there She needs to get a lock on the cupboard There'll be nothing in there I was hoping we were actually talking

and we were hoping that you wouldn't find you wouldn't go rooting in the utility room I went straight to the utility room I had time to kill I had time to kill because I couldn't get into your bedroom so that was an extra half an hour I had to root around the utility room. I went straight to the utility room. I had time to kill. I had time to kill

because I couldn't get into your bedroom. So that was an extra half an hour I had to route around the utility room. What's going to happen with them when you have the baby? Are we going to have to take a little break? It's a couple of hours a week. No, we won't have to take a break.

I'll do it from my hospital bed. If I give birth on like the day that we're supposed to record, we might have to take a break. I'll do it from my hospital bed. If I give birth on like the day that we're supposed to record, we might have to just hold back. Are you joking? Are you not going to take any maternity leave? Well, like I will, but like I don't find this like to be a stressful job. I enjoy doing this job.

Well, I plan on taking maternity leave because I'm the godmother. So I'll be taking a break from work. taking a break from work that is all from this extra helping of my therapist ghosted me so keep sending your emails to hello at mt to hello at mtgmpod.com we'll be back with the full episode on friday goodbye Friday. Goodbye.