My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "The ride of my life..."

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

This week, there's more to learn about crying on a plane, Vogue challenges Joanne to a 'How well do you know your bestie" quiz and an absolute adonis has got back in touch with a listener... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams, Joanne McNally and Pod Prod Joe. That's your Insta handle, isn't it? Jo, are you watching? Jo, welcome. Have you watched Married at First Outs? No. I can't get her off this

It's a severe addiction Would you think about getting married yourself Joe Would you get married yourself He is married he had his wedding last year What Well I wouldn't know because we weren't invited You dick No we were invited

I did I invited you on the podcast When you'd already said you definitely wouldn invited I did I invited you on the podcast When you'd already said You didn't You definitely wouldn't come So I invited you as a courtesy Knowing that you wouldn't come I think Imo My producer

And my other god I think Imo Did the same thing there But like Her wedding's in Sicily And I've actually Never been to Sicily And I thought

That might be a nice way To see Sicily And go there And she's kind I think she's taken it back That I've said yes You're not actually Going I thought that might be a nice way to see Sicily and go there. And she's kind, I think she's taken it back that I've said yes. You're not actually going to go, are you? You don't go to anything.

No, I don't like going to things. You're dead right, Joanne. Do you know what I did though? I went for dinner last night and I shocked myself. I went for dinner. I wasn't happy about it. And do you know what?

Had a good time. I leave my house, right? I swear to God. I look at my watch and I'm like, right, two hours and I can go back home. All I want to do is go home. I'm like, even if I'm sitting, if I'm doing a job and I swear to God I look at my watch and I'm like right two hours and I can go back home. All I want to do is go home. I'm like even if I'm sitting

if I'm doing a job that I really love I'm like I wonder when I can go home. I cannot help it. I know. I just want to go home and chill and sit and just be with my kids.

As soon as I get home I'm like fuck them their hard work I'm leaving. It's just an age thing I think. It really is. Like there was a time Where I would leave my house

On a Friday And I'd be like If I saw it by Sunday I'd be disappointed I know Like I just never wanted To be home I hated it

I just wanted to be out With my friends All the time All the time Licking booze Off the ground At some club That's all I wanted

Like I Scrounging money together To be able to buy Absolutely anything Like now Crawling across the ground Of a cloakroom Somewhere in town Like I'm at the age scrounging money together to be able to buy absolutely anything like now I crawling across the ground of a cloak room somewhere in town

like I'm at the age in life where I've brought 10 normal tea bags and 10 decaf tea bags away with me for 10 days

like that's the stage of life I'm at sorry that's a lot Liam that's too much Vogue I don't do you know what's too much that I forgot a big giant mug

because I've only got shitty little mugs here to go on the hunt for a mug today yeah I'm going I'm going mug shopping today cut that what if you want to do

a show in Portugal you just fucking rinse them porch loves us okay she will divorce you this is why she doesn't talk to me for most of the week I can't I can't.

I can't write the abbreviations. Okay, you and Svenny have a great time. You think I abbreviate. He'll be having a go for some high nose. High nose before you know it. Do you want to do a quick quiz that I found online or no? Sure. Okay.

How well do you know your bestie? How does your partner like their eggs cooked Joanne likes hers rock solid tennis balls and it's it's really hard to get

because some chefs just oh my god speaking of chefs have you seen the menu the film no Spenny said it was great

though he watched it it is it's right up my alley now I have to say oh god I'm gonna have to watch that is it a movie or a TV show it's a film

it's like the modern it's like a modern version of the Wicker Man it's so good so good I haven't seen the Wicker Man either that's terrible

I think about it that's a really good sign of a film when you think about it in your spare time like I've been thinking about it ever since Ralph Fiennes is in it

your man from Little Boy with Hugh grant is in it it's brilliant okay well we'll watch that now how do i like my eggs cooked oh sorry because the menu sorry it's it's like a horror about food but um i like mine rock hard i don't like any goopy gloopy i don't like any goopy, gloopy. I don't like any wet food. No, but how do I like mine? Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. It's about folk. You like yours, I would say medium. I would say you like a bit of gloop, but not a lot of gloop. I don't like the white, snotty bit on top, but I like the runny egg.

Yes. How frequently would your partner ideally like to be having sex? Once a year, New Year's Eve. I got a review in Once every two weeks. Once every two weeks. They were really nice. They gave me a really nice review

but they're like, she's so sex positive and I was like, I'm absolutely not. Beyond sex negative. We are not sex negative No we're not If it was once every two weeks We would be very sex positive

I actually love riding I will say And I I do I think I'm I think I'm pretty Good at it When I

When I When I Pay attention When you put the real effort in Yeah Yeah When I concentrate Yeah

When I concentrate Yeah exactly And if I've had a couple of drinks even better i'm really good then sorry to see stormy daniels now all the donald trump stuff she did a tweet she was like people are calling me a but i'd rather be under my man than under arrest and i was like boom holla honey do you reckon he's gonna go to jail clap clap clap no he won't go to jail he won't go to jail. He won't go to jail, no.

It'll take years and like, if anything, because it's not a violent crime. So, I've done my research on this. He won't go to jail. At the most, he'll get a fine

in 20 years time. He won't. And he's also doing it. He could, apparently he was offered the chance to zoom in for that. And he decided not to because he wants, he wants the pantomime of it. He's asking in for that and he decided not to because he wants

he wants the pantomime of it and he's asking everyone for money and all do you know what I mean it's yeah no he's not going to he's a strange

he's a strange man though isn't he a strange strange man he's a proper narcissist and I know we all call we throw that term around so easily but he actually is

100% he could even be considered sociopathic Like he could I would think so I would think so Okay well we do some emails Okay

I'll write to my mum Now what are we doing Let me get the emails My mum I rang my mum It was the most Mother answer Rang my mum

And I don't really You know Vogue knows I'm a bit of a Lone wolf She's a phone dodger I don't really

Ring anyone Now to be fair Joanne I always get you When I want you You do You do You do in fairness

I love chatting to you No offence to my mum But like I like chatting to Vogue And usually it's kind of A work thing So I'll answer But I rang my mum

And she was like Well hello I've the jacket on me on the way to the solicitors to cut you out of the will I was like oh my god Irish mother is responsible to a found

will I take the jacket off your mum is actually gas I loved her I finally met her I felt like I was meeting my in-laws She's got a good sense of humor In fairness to her I was on the way

Out the door To cut you out Of the way Cut me out of the way I'm good for half a water For the crystal glass set Go on Cut me out

Okay Here is your List of emails The ride of my life Text me The mile cry club Breast pump shaming And that's it

I'll take mile high club Please for 28 points Do you know what Speaking of the mile high club Right Spenny and I Had thought about that And I was like

I don't want to Sorry Vagabond It was the mile cry club No Yeah I know Well I'm talking about The mile high club Oh sorry So are you in it Is anyone a member here I was like, I don't want to. Sorry, Vagabond, it was the Mile Cry Club. No? Yeah, I know. Well, I'm talking about the Mile High Club. Oh, sorry.

So are you in it? Is anyone a member here? No. Why would you be? No, I don't want to go into a smelly toilet box to have sex. Why would you? Why the fuck? Like, unless it was a private plan, I would die of shame coming out.

I would die. I wouldn't. I'd never recover. Do you know what as well? I don't like the smell in there I try to like cover my face With something I'm wearing When I'm in there

No You're wrong I've never smelled anything In an airplane toilet Because remember I was saying It gets shot out From the

From the ass of the plane And then it kills people And feels It's not Okay do you want Why don't It doesn't Okay

No I'm sorry That is not how cholera started. It just doesn't. It doesn't. It didn't start from being something shot out of a plane. Whatever. The point is, there's no odor in there because it's so, the flush is so aggressive.

That's bullshit, Joanne. Maybe I have a sensitive shrown, but I smell not nice things in the toilet, and that's why I try to cover my face with it. Anyway. Hi, girls why I try to cover my face with it. Anyway. Hi girls and Joe. I've just listened to the pod and I heard Joanne talking about crying on planes and thought you might find this interesting.

I too have found myself weeping mid-air, mostly while watching movies. It happens regardless of whether it's happy, sad or funny. And yes, usually a gin or a wine is hard, but I'm not a crier and see it as myself as very emotionally stable. Turns out crying on planes is a thing. The mild cry club is actually a legit phenomenon. No.

Yes, it's something to do with the altitude, lack of oxygen, dry air, the stress of travelling. That's interesting now. I would say, like, look,'t know i'm not i'm not a scientist or a pilot but i would say it's to do with the gin no i would say do you know what i would say that's what i would say i'm not a gin drinker so i don't know what it feels like to to have one of like i'm a vodka girl and i feel like vodka just brings you up like if i have a drink on a plane i feel sorry for someone sitting

beside me because it's like I want to talk to them then and then the earphones are coming out and they're like oh god she's taking out the earphones and like it's like so so are you going far I know so that's why I don't drink on a plane I don't want to upset anyone so I just don't drink

I saw this video going around online where this guy found a photo of a pilot but like kind of like a really sexy pilot who was kind of taking his top off. And then he screen grabbed it and captioned it going just about to take off

and then airdropped it to everyone on the plane and then yeah, it was like a prank. Like a little April Fools prank. I can't tell you how much I love doing pranks on people. Yeah it was Like a prank Like a little April Fools prank But you love that I can't tell you I can't tell you how much

I love doing pranks on people And then the pilot Came across the tannoy And he was like That is not me Because it was like Yeah yeah yeah He was like

I don't know who Sent him that photo Because your man The pilot had like A drink in his hand And his top off And he was like Can't wait to fly

Fly this plane baby And then like Everyone's like Sorry what He's like Sorry what He's like That is not me I don't look like that That is not me

I love it I once pranked my dad I'm not going to drive you To a sexy mountain Go on what I pranked my dad Once and I rang him And I pretended to cry

And I told him I'd been thrown out of school And everything like that No no that wasn't the one No it's a different one I was in his house And I told him His house had been robbed

Yeah yeah That did happen twice I told him His house had been robbed Yeah yeah That did happen twice I told him his house Had been robbed And he started going mental On the phone I was like dad You have to come back

Your house has been robbed I left the door open And everything And I was literally like Wait Burst through the door No wonder your dad's died It's like he's like

I can't fucking deal With this shit anymore This is just I can't like he's like I can't fucking deal With this shit anymore This is just I can't stand I can't I can't live through Another April Fools That's what your dad said

Hi girls And Jo Last night I received A text from the ride of my life. We last hooked up pre... Oh my God, that's good. We last hooked up pre-pandemic. Ooh.

Stunning. This man is a Greek god and I'm a complete nerd. Oh, interesting. I managed to sway him into an FWB type situation for six months. What does that mean? Friends with benefits. Sorry, Jo Watson. Friends with benefits.

Friends with benefits. But he never... I know. God. He never wanted to progress more than a regular shag. It's been over two years since we last spoke, smoked. Sorry, Joanne's not been with me. It's been over two years. Since we ran through a bag of Rothmans together. Smoked Sorry she winds up With me

Since we ran through A bag of Rothmans together And here we are Out of nowhere He texts me last night Asking for a catch up We spoke on the phone For two hours

Oh wow Which we never did before He made numerous references To be with someone like me And I don't know what to make in it It's escalating He's asked me to go to the lakes with him Where's the lakes?

That sounds fancy Is that the district? Yeah that's a Protestant thing I've heard of the lakes There's two What? Is it the lakes? It's not a Catholic

It is Might be the Italian leg. Sorry. Back on topic. There's two things to do with that, right? I think that he possibly wants something more

because he's realised that you were actually amazing. Maybe he started going out with loads of other people that were crap and he thought that she's amazing. And even if it's not that,

you're still getting to go back and have the ride of your life. Go and do it. Yeah, I agree. But also don't 100% agree. Okay. I don't think, I don't know. I don't think anyone changes really.

What I would say is. Maybe his situation has changed that now he actually wants to be in a relationship. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I just think. No, sorry. The main takeaway is when the ride is that good, it's impossible to get out of that situation. It's impossible.

I've had that with people before and you're like, I cannot turn this down. It's impossible. It's like turning down a free Concord to LA. You're like, you're not going to do it. You're not going to turn it down. I'm there. I'm trying to think of somebody that like Digmatised as they say

That I'd go back to Digmatised You're hypnotised by the dick It's impossible, it's so hard to get out of it Even though outside of the writing You're crying constantly But like when the writing happens it's so Do you know what though I will say

I was trying to think back there to think of like oh who would who have I been dignitized by as you say and I don't know like I feel like when I leave a relationship I kind of forget about it then I forget but then you haven't been dignitized well it's really good I have to say well there you go you married

you married your dick hypnotist your dickmatist. Your dickmatist. Joe Watson. I'm glad he never listens to this pod. He'd be so mad about himself listening to this. Oh my God, if he ever listens to this. No, but I've had a couple of situations like that

where you're like, this can't work in the day to day. But my God, like, how do I get out of this? I just only remember, I can really remember the shite ones, you know? Yeah, I get out of this I just only remember like I can really remember the shite ones you know

yeah I had one of them too but then we hired him and it's he's a shit rival give him a job there it is you're welcome Joseph he must be good at something

yeah we're like he's so shit in the sack put him on the mic oh he's not that bad actually this sounds like something like this sounds very immature but like have you's not that bad actually this sounds like something like this sounds very immature

but like have you ever had a bad ride and you're just like not counting that I'm not counting that that's not a person I'm not counting that ride as a real ride

and on that note we would like to say thank you very much for listening to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me. Bye.