My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "There's an update..."

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

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This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Boak Williams and Joanne McNally. Do you know what happened to me the other day? Okay, I was back in my favourite place in the world, Hoth, and I'd gone for a walk with my friend Megan and on the way back I tripped and fell and I haven't fallen like that since I was really young and you know when you see old oh you're like oh god she had a bad fall oh god I hope she's okay like the fear of falling when you get to this age because it

never happens and I really hurt myself. And I was just like, oh, my God, does that mean I'm old now? Like I could really, I ripped my leggings. I have a cut on my knee. And like, it's just that fear of just falling when you're older. And I had that. It came to life. Well, Vogue, you're not even 40 years of age.

I think you're okay. I think, right. I thought about why I got such a fright I think because because the gravity for me of going down is so high because yeah if you were a smaller person going down it's a lot easier less yeah less of an impact or less time to consider what's about to happen to you because you're just down. Whereas you, it could take you 40 minutes to hit the ground. So you, you're kind of, your life is flashing. That I do understand.

I was just looking up at Megan lying on the ground laughing. Cause first of all, I was so embarrassed. And then I was like, oh my God, I actually got such a fright there. I don't know how to get back up. I'm too scared to start walking again. It's more the shame of the fall. I find there's something very embarrassing about chipping over yourself

In public Certainly when you're On your own And people are like Are you alright And you're like Yeah I'm great I'm great

I'm great Yeah it shows Like you kind of You're very vulnerable In that moment Plus you're walking On cliffs So if I were you

I'd be shitting it as well Well this was on the road This was on the road But still I was just like Oh my god The fear of the fall They always say That's when you know

You're getting old Is when you fall And people are like Really worried Like really worried About you Yeah They're like

Oh my god Is she gonna get back up Is this it Yeah Megan was just Pointing and laughing So I knew I was okay Yeah I think you're okay I think you're

I think you have a couple Of years left in your vogue I think you're okay I have taken on Another godchild My fourth This is a joke I only have one

But I'm telling you now My tubes are now tied That is absolutely it That is my final And last one I know My family is complete I have two boys

And two girls I'm like fucking Elton John But I said She And she My friend Nikki Bought me back to hers For drinks And we were like And I was playing I said She And she My friend Nikki Bought me back to hers for drinks And we were like

And I was playing with her daughter And she groomed me basically She groomed me into it Because then as the night rolled on She's like Ella loves you Oh my god Look at the way she looks at you

And I was like Oh she's so cute And then she was like Do you want her? Would you be her godmother? And we were like Three bottles of wine down So of course I was like

I'd love to It's a blessing But who's your favourite godchild? None of them your godmother and we were like three bottles of wine down so of course i was like i'd love to it's a blessing but who's your favorite godchild none of them none of you have at joanne if i can choose a favorite child on a day-to-day basis you can choose a favorite godchild i'm i've i'm disinterested in them equally that's what i would say my disinterest is equal across all children there is no one less interesting and more interesting than the other I am so what you're saying is you don't like any of them yes that's what I'm saying okay yes that suits me fine once Otto's not losing yeah no no no no they're all I'm glad you haven't been in his company lately because you definitely wouldn't like him at the moment they're all

I'm waiting for them to take off I'm waiting for them to mentally take off that's what I'm waiting for them to take off. I'm waiting for them to mentally take off. That's what I'm waiting for. I'm just in the wings. Can I say one thing, right? I had one godmother and one godfather because I was, because my mom was stupid, right? Whatever you want to say. I thought my mom was stupid. Lost the godfather.

He lost complete interest in me a long time ago. Like, I mean, like probably when I was about seven. Yeah, never got any presents or anything like that. So my mom didn't have a backup. But I'd actually prefer a godparent who didn't give a shit about me when I was about seven Yeah Never got any presents Or anything like that So my mum didn't have a backup But I'd actually prefer

A godparent Who didn't give a shit About me when I was younger And like when you Yes When they're like 18 Then you take them out And like you're like

I don't have to stand Outside the off licence And ask somebody To go in and get me booze Like I just ask you Like it'd be really nice Exactly I'm the godmother

You can come to When things go wrong Yeah You know I'll bail you out I think you would I'll buy you Condoms

And cannabis And I don't know Whatever Whatever the kids Are into at the time Cannabis will be legal By that stage I reckon No

Cannabis will be legal Condoms will probably Be illegal again God knows where we're going With all that shit Condoms I'll be the I'll be where we're going with all that shit condoms I'll be the I'll be the one

who'll buy you like what do they have a rocket packet what do they fly around in the Jetsons I'll buy you your first rocket jacket but the Jetsons

but they have their what is it called a jet pack I'll be buying them jet packs that's what I'll be doing I actually think that's quite nice now

I'm glad I chose you. Taking them to Mars for a weekend away. Whatever the future holds. Obviously, I love them all equally. But some of them are getting more attention than others because they're really coming into their own. But the time will come when they're all in their own. She prefers the older ones.

Well, at least that means, because I know there's two younger than Otto, so I know that there's one older. So Otto is the second favourite. One, at least that means, because I know there's two younger than Otto, so I know that Otto, there's one older. So Otto is the second favourite. One of them is so young, she's really bringing nothing to the table at this point. Oh, she doesn't even exist then yet. She doesn't.

One of them, I brought down, I went down, I brought her some jewellery. So funny. Have you ever put a gold chain on a baby? It's very funny. Sorry, you brought her jewellery. Otto's going around with nothing on his neck, just so you know.

A naked baby. Is he not? I have a gorgeous choker he could wear. I'll bring it over. He likes diamantes. He likes really expensive ones. It's actually a dog collar, but it's Gucci. I think he'd like it.

He actually really likes it. There's a few bits from your collection he told me he liked. He doesn't have his ears pierced yet. Yeah, there's a few bits and bobs in there. So I'll let you know which ones he liked. He'd love a giant metallic handbag if there was one going. Would he indeed? Did you hear him ask for that? Did he text you? His name's on the

waiting list for the silver. I've seen it. Is the silver the winner? I prefer the purple. I'm just too lazy to switch bags. The silver is the winner, yeah. The silver seems to be the winner. I to say I was definitely invested in anxious preoccupied but I wasn't that invested in it but then we did a new shoot for the uh tracksuits and bags and instead of you so I was like I don't want to be in it anymore I want this to kind of have its own life now um and I'm it's it's it's an investment for me it's what I've just chosen to I'm investing in

this like little business and it's like a hobby and I really enjoyed and then when I did the shooting when I wasn't in it and I was just like steaming tracksuits from the sides I was like this is perfect now I'm really into this because I'm not the face of it now I can just be in the background and make decisions and have fun with it so I'm way more into it now yeah I kind of found that with Bear as well when we started getting other people on

to like to do their bits and like I like these TikTokers I can't compete we have these amazing and I'm like

and because I'm so yellow like I never go pale so trying to get a before and after out of me I'm like it doesn't really look that different

because I'm so I'll never be like. I'm never white white. Yeah but you're not. You're not like minion yellow. Like you're. Like. I remember you coming back from a holiday.

And I was like. You've got such a good tan. And you were like. Oh I try to avoid the sun. It just finds me. It finds you. I have to roast myself on a tray. In the middle of the beach.

And I still can barely get a tan. Joanne. You read me an email Okay So Many mixed feelings Email her from last week About the guy who ghosted me And is now with my friend

And might live with us Oh yes Indeed I love that one It's all coming back to me now The buzz of excitement When you read out an email On the podcast Was real I'm sorry The buzz of excitement When you read out an email On the podcast was real

I'm sorry The buzz of excitement When you read out my email On the podcast was real Oh my god I'm basically famous now Indeed You are

But there is an update I should also say That she and none of my other friends Listen because they don't appreciate art So this is a very safe space Change your friends Change your friends your philistine friends yeah i took your advice and i spoke to her i said i haven't found the right time and got scared and she was fine about it she asked if i was okay with him coming to stay and i said i

was happy if she was happy all fine one big happy family except then i get a message from him he asked me why i felt the need to tell her and it said quote oh seems like a pretty jealous mental thing to do and that i was meddling where i'm not wanted in inverted commas that gaslighting son of a bitch i'm going to keep this to myself because i'm now in a lose lose if i tell her it makes him look like he's right and if i don't tell her she carries on seeing this absolute bag of snakes and he comes to live in her house whatever i'll get over it i would 100% tell her about that text message that is and the cheek of him to send you a message like that and then think he's coming to stay in your house. What the hell is wrong?

That guy has red flags hanging out every orifice of his body. He doesn't understand female friendships. He just thinks she's trying to cockblock him. Actually, she doesn't give a shit about him. She's trying to make sure her and her friend are being honest with each other. Yeah, what a fucking knob. I know, but I think, imagine sending a message like that

and then thinking you're going to go and stay in her house, her home. He definitely believes that she is jealous of his relationship with her friend because he obviously thinks that he is the Don and that everyone wants to ride him and that this girl is trying to sabotage his relationship with this new girl.

So he's saying jealous you're so jealous But she's not she's like I don't fucking give a shit about You I'm just trying to clear a path With my friend so we're being honest with each other What a dick what I will say is If your friend doesn't listen to the podcast fuck her Get rid of her Get rid of both of them

I mean she will make her own decision At the end of the day, but like that to me is just like, like if someone told me that, I'd be like to the fella, I'd be like, are you mad texting my mate, saying that to her? Like when you've been invited to stay in our gaff.

I don't think, I don't think you can't, I don't think you can not say something to her. Well, you can not say something to her, but like there is no way I wouldn't be able to not say something about that. Oh yeah. seems like a jealous mental thing to do I hate that when people call you mental

it's like I'm not mental you're fucking mental I know everyone has a touch of it do you know what I mean everyone has a touch of it people are sensitive

and people think they're defensive of their position and their relationships and if they feel people are trying to meddle with those things like in a sinister way

or trying to shaft them personally of course they're going to think they're mental and you know feel people are trying to meddle with those things like in a sinister way or trying to shaft them personally of course they're going to think they're mental and you know people are always throwing that shit around but this man is a problem because he's so up his own arse that he assumes that this girl in the house is trying to cock block him

rather than just see it for what it is which is a girl trying to be honest with her female friend the truth is what I will say is if a friend doesn't listen to the podcast we can't help her great loss no we can't we can't help her you know she's obviously not thinking straight she's out of her mind so she's not going to see the red flags with this guy do you know what i mean how come she can see our red flags and not his i i know that's viciously unfair but you know what women are like I am like Spenny had like a thousand red flags

There was no space on his body With the amount of red flags Hanging off there And I couldn't wait I was like a bull Waiting to get them Couldn't fucking wait None of us are perfect

Now that I follow Philosophy accounts on TikTok I'm very Wax on wax off about life And like I mean Let's not pretend We don't have a Couple little

Blushed coloured flags ourselves I would agree with you somewhat but I think I think I am as close to as you can get you're as close to

as close to perfect as you can get yeah I'd agree with that thank you yeah that's called gaslighting I just gasassed it either.

I was just listening to an old episode of the pod and you were appealing for people to send you gossip. Oh God, that's really bad of us. But sounds like something we would say. And I have ADHD, but I haven't taken my meds today. So every one or two minutes, I have a new idea. I'm meant to be packing a gym bag right now. And this very minute, the idea was to message you about something outrageous that I heard yesterday. My ex-boyfriend's business partner's mate.

Okay, ex-boyfriend's business partner's mate okay ex-boyfriend's business partner's mate was having an affair and to cover it up he wrote letters to his home address to himself which said like you're going to be needed in such and such a place for like a week he'd opened the letters at home and i act really annoyed that he'd been called away. And then he would go off and have an affair for like a week. And I just love the idea of someone typing out a letter from an employer to themselves to give themselves an excuse of leaving town in order to shag someone else in a travel lodge somewhere for those dates. I just, it will never not fascinate me. How could you be arsed? How could you be arsed?

Sorry, how could you be arsed writing a letter? Like when the fuck was this? The 1930s? Like who opens their post and it's like, oh, I've been called away by my boss for a week. What's your email system has just collapsed that's a red flag like I would think that that fella has real serious like problems like that he would need to go and get sorted out big time like that I do it crazy I

admire his administration because that is quite something that is like imagine sitting there typing up a letter to yourself and then like Licking your own envelope And posting it to yourself That in itself Because when people cheat They lie Like that's part of it It's all deceit

And like That's kind of half the buzz But Yeah Imagine her in the pub To her mates John's gone for a week He got a letter

I know And he was called away For a week A letter Imagine her Imagine her like Setting up something nice For when he gets home Because he's been dragged away For work again And he didn't away for a week. A letter. Imagine her like setting up something nice for when he gets home

because he's been dragged away for work again and he didn't want to go. I know women whose husbands had been having affairs but they got to the point where obviously they didn't want to have sex with their like wife anymore because they were obviously getting it somewhere else. And their wife was booking them into all sorts of kind of psychiatric courses or booking with psychologists and stuff because they thought they were just viciously depressed and their husband was letting them do that, letting them do

that work when actually they were just banging someone else, I know listen, we're all animals with iPhones You also have that thing though, I read this thing that like men who cheat, like their sex drive goes up even more so they're happy to ride them and ride you really I'd read that somewhere I guess it's different because sometimes if you if you're if they are if people are having an affair it's because they

they're not attracted to their partner anymore and then other people probably are still attracted to their partner while they're having an affair and they've just upped their sex game I think I'm just Such a witch Yeah It's just I just I'm so in the camp Of like That's my baby Jo Don't worry Sorry

That's so funny She's not even in the house I don't know how the fuck She's doing that That kid's addicted It's getting worse He can't get enough of me That child

Honestly I just closed my door I don't know I kind of love it in a way just closed my door I don't know I kind of love it in a way as well but tomorrow I have to go away filming in Spain um and uh and like I'm gonna leave him for three nights so when I get back then like I'm in serious trouble maybe he'll have um what dried out at that stage no you know what I mean? Maybe he'll just be like, here are you. No, it gets worse when you get back. It gets worse.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Hit him dry days. Oh, was he okay when I was gone? Did he get the night sweats? Is he all right? Yeah, he's like panicking. And then he's like, I'm over it.

I'm actually over her. I've moved on. He's reading a lot of Quitlet. Yeah. How to quit Vogue, Williams? Well, that was a nice story. Yeah, how to quit Vogue. I might just pop him on the phone to my ex-husband

and see if he has any advice for me. Let him tell a few tales, indeed. Do you know the way I want to do more TV this year? I got offered a fantastic opportunity. Do you want to hear what it was? Always. To go away on holiday with an ex. Can you?

Who would ever want to do such a thing? Well, just say you went down on me and I'll go. Oh my God, that'd be a great idea, actually. Yeah, come on. Everyone thinks it anyway is it the Maldives is it the Maldives it's the Maldives

let's see if we can reconnect absolutely this would be fantastic just fudge it they're not going to know how would they know I'd happily go and try and make it work

Jo what's the time difference in the Maldives you're going to have to check that because we're off. Joanne and I are going to the Maldives. We'll do some diving, Joanne. Not that kind of diving, you dirty bitch. Listen, I'm up for

whatever, you know. Hello. I'm up for anything. That's it from us for this week That's perfect Don't change that show Halfway through it I knew that we'd do two a week But I was like It probably isn't

It's actually not us for the week was like it probably isn't it's actually not us for the week this is us for today yeah it's just that's it for the bonus thank you for listening and we'll see you again soon like and subscribe