My Therapist Ghosted Me - MTGM EXTRA! "Yeah, that was probably too far."

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

If you can believe it, the story about Hailey Bieber throwing a tampon has caused a reaction... Apparently, according to your emails, this happens more than you might think! Plus, Vogue's just realised how English her children are and Joanne did a gig at The Albert Hall!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!

This is a Global Player Original Podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Goes To Me With Me, Vogue Williams. And myself, Joanne McNally. I loved that you left that in, Jo, sorry, in the last pod. What did you leave in? Where I'm like, at one of the little breaks that he does it was I'm like

actually you do it Joanne and you're like okay Vogue thank you sometimes Vogue lets me be involved sometimes it's nice to just have a look

behind the curtain little peep see what's going on people like that we won the global award for best podcast on em someone messaged me

they're like heart have just congratulated Vogue Williams on her podcast they didn't mention you do you want stop yeah but then

to balance it there's a poster an ad for us in the tube station and they've covered Vogue's face and my face is only on display

but half the poster is missing so it's just my face with the word rapist above it many many tube stations below London City also I so it's just my face with the word rapist above it many many tube stations below London City also I'm actually I want my face

on the underground please imagine all the commercial work I'm losing from no your face your face should be on the underground with me because

if I have to be on the underground in that you know you know how much I hate those photos you know how I like to throw the weight around

the odd time when appropriate uh oh I never even thought about that now until you said that even though I've seen this picture a long time ago you are dead right

why am I not in the tube station I want my own bikini shot down there in the tube you should have it okay

and you will you will have it I'd rather it wasn't my face under. It literally says rapist and it's just me. Well, Joanne, if the Oh my God. It actually says

me rapist. Rapist, me and then just my face. I look like I'm doing a campaign. I actually, do you know what? Leave it as is. I don't want my face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine now.

You've seen it. You've seen it. No, it's glory. You're actually happy with it. That's actually perfect. Why am I not surprised? Well, someone had to say it at some stage. Do you know what I mean?

I was hoping I would come out a little. I was hoping my announcement would be a little gentler. Maybe a soft lunch. Oh, God. I cannot stop looking at it now, Joanne. I'm actually ashamed that I kind of look like you in that picture. I don't want to be associated with that. Can you see any of you in it?

I don't think you can. Thank God. Oh, God. Oh God. That is so funny. The artwork just doesn't suit that kind of threesome thing they're trying to do down there. No, I'm going to throw a strop today.

I am. I'm going to throw a strop. I'm going to get us our own little billboards down there because of that. I'm going to say, what do you think this is? I'm going to say,

I'm leaving. Joe, don't tell them you know I'm messing. I'm going to say, what do you think this is? I'm going to say, I'm leaving. Joe, don't tell them you know I'm missing. I'm going to say, I'm leaving. You need to join forces with Mark Chapman from the sports agents

because it's his face that's missing as well. I'm going to join. No, I don't care about him. He can stay off for all I care. I'm going to get me and I'm going to,

me and my rapist are leaving global. For greener pastures. Fucking hell It's like those things You know when you're You're like That'll live on the internet forever

You shouldn't post something like that That is gonna live around The London Underground For ever I just don't understand How no one saw Like how the marketing team Didn't see

That was like That was That was what was happening Like they must have I marketing team didn't see that was like that was that was what was happening like they must have I assume they didn't just stick it up when they got down there I assume

it was the sort of plan that they approved before they got it to the hanging stage in the tube stations

guess where I've come from today school yeah now there's two sides to this story I know we were discussing the Easter bonnet now I love the Easter bonnet

right because I sent tea in I sent tea in I'd made an Easter bonnet with tea yeah right tea did

fuck all the parade was today I went into school with tea's Easter bonnet and someone goes to me when I left the classroom did you see the dinosaur one?

And I was like yeah that's my kid. I made that. Absolutely thrilled. Gigi's on the couch violently ill. She's been puking and her Easter bonnet's amazing and it's going to waste so I'm really pissed off about that. I get that she's sick and all but like

bullshit. Oh so she's not getting to wear her Easter bonnet. No I'm going to wear it today. I'm going to wear it in posters. 100%. Wear tag collab. And then hopefully we can all move on. Also you are aware there will be more Easter's. You reuse the

bonnets now. I'm not making these. Mine are masterpieces. I'm not making these masterpieces every year. So we're at tea school, right? And they're all doing, they're in choir. And it was the first time that I was like, oh my God, my kids are so English because they're all singing in this choir.

And then it's like, and then the chocolate cake. I was like, book me a flight to Dublin. And a one way trip to Ireland. They're so, there's nothing I can do about it it's too far gone now they wouldn't even be able to turn Irish

even if I tried like Cillian Murphy they sound like characters in Oliver Twist yeah I mean it's quite Cillian sounds like he's learning

how to pickpocket on the streets of London rather than wearing a boating hat in Eton wherever he is he'll be wearing it once he gets to Eton

they'll knock that out of him that sounds real street well I'm sorry he has to go to Eton because they do beagling there and I don't think there's anywhere else

that he could do beagling and it's a very important skill to learn beagling what on earth is beagling this is a true thing that they do in Eton

Spenny tell me about it oh and me and the boys used to go beagling I was like oh my god. Part. Can I guess? Yeah.

Is it something to do with the little dogs? Yeah. Yeah. Do they race the little. Do they race the little dogs? I don't even. Getting them ready for the fox hunts. That they will inevitably take part in.

When they grow up to be the murderers. That they will be. Is it them. Is it them training to be little murderers? No. They don't eat. Eat. Theyers? No, they don't eat anything. They just go around with the dogs as far as I know.

They have all these weird competitions in Eton. No, I know they don't eat anything but do they just race the dogs? Is that beagling is where they put the little dogs? I think they're just going on a dog walk to be honest.

I think it's just a dog walk with like hundreds of beagles and they call it beagling and they wear beagling hats and stuff. I guess because rich people don't walk their own dogs, they have to have a name for it when they do do it. Like it's an occasion. Would that be it? I don't really know.

I don't even think they have dogs. We don't like dogs. Jo, what is beagling? Come on, I could be totally wrong. Is that it? They just go for a dog walk with loads of beagles? I know. And I was in Eton when I was nine or ten and we just went beagling? Come on, I could be totally wrong. Is that it? They just go for a dog walk with loads of beagles? I know, and I was in Eton when I was nine or ten and we just went beagling with the boys.

We went out and we put on our beagling hats and off we went to beagle. Mainly hunting of hares and rabbits by beagles using their strong sense of smell. A pack of beagle hounds, ten or more, usually followed on foot. But in a few cases, mounted. Mounted by what?

What? You can't mount a beagle. No, no, no. You follow the beagles on horseback. No. I was like, that is too much. Follow your foreground man, the little beagle.

The petters might be kicking off. You'd think he'd be fucking squashed. I don't think in eating that they do, that they eat the hairs. I don't know fucking squashed i don't think in ethan that they that they do that they eat the eat the hairs i don't know god i don't know spenny you said you actually wouldn't know you would not know they went to school right and they and he was telling me they'd they go in and they'd have like a full english breakfast a full continental that would be their breakfast every morning you could tell he wasn't leading a healthier lifestyle when he was in ethan and then like so he won't eat i love chili con carne you can't eat a healthy lifestyle when he was in Eton and then like

so he won't eat I love chili con carne can't eat it at home because he used to get it so much in school I'm like we had like you had a plain roll

or a buttered roll and that was it there was nothing else in the rolls not for breakfast that was our lunch at school you had to just bring your own pot noodle

and stuff like we did not get like school dinners is not it doesn't exist in Ireland to my knowledge we always just brought our own lunch school dinners is a very British thing yeah and so is bonneting

and beagling bonneting beagling yeah rowing rowing they like going boating we foraged for our own food around the school grounds and then just ate it blackberry picking blackberry picking

and picking up smoke butts off the ground make our own jams make our own jams that's why the Irish are great at cooking and all yeah that's what happened

I just still can't get out with a visual of Spencer trying to mount a beagle it's going to stay with me for the rest of my life I did the Teenage Cancer Trust in the Albert Hall

it was unreal I knew and it went well it went it went well it was such an amazing night

the venue is insane I've never been in it I knew it went well. It went well. It was such an amazing night. The venue is insane. I've never been in it. Oh, I have. You've been in it before? For Cirque du Soleil. They only have all the best shit in there. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, they've the best shit in there.

It's like, it's so pretty. Was there a reason you didn't pop Joe and I on the guest list? Or like, what's the story with that? I never, I always used to say, I mean, you know where I am. If you want tickets. reason you didn't pop joe and i in the guest list or like yeah i never i never i always just assume you you know where i am if you want tickets no because you were nervous and i know when you're nervous that you don't want us around you know i i'm in and out in and out did you not did you not stay back boozing or anything like that no no no no it was it was quite a long night like i stayed i had a drink after.

Yeah. And then, but I left at 10. Sean Walsh was still on when I left. Like it was quite a long night. There was loads of us. Yeah.

But yeah, it was just, it was, I would say, I would say emotional. Well, I would assume it was considering the calls.

Yeah. It was quite emotional. And then we met some of the um teenagers who've kind of used the cancer trust before and uh who sadly had to use it and they got to ask us um questions so there was myself rob beckett kevin bridges uh sean mullis paul chowdhury and joe leis. They were asking us about mishaps on stage. Oh no. The lads were talking about at some stage needing

quite aggressive bowel movement and having to leave the stage etc. and everyone was laughing and everything. And then I tell the story about getting my period on stage. I was hoping you weren't going to say that. I did. I panicked. I said it. Oh God. It kind of brought down the evening really.

It was going so well up until that point. Everything was quite jovial. Hello children. Anyway, I was sorry. I kind of brought down the tone but I had an absolute ball. Ah, that's good. I knew it would go well. And did you do 10 minutes? Solid.

I did 12. That's pretty good. I mean, no one's going to give out you for that. Did anyone do way more? No, I wasn't keeping track but no, there was no talk of it anyway. Oh and John Bishop, sorry, John Bishop was there as well. I was fucking asleep

in bed by the time he was on. We missed a great night, Jo. We missed a fantastic evening. It was now, it was. What's the point of being friends with you if you're not going to take us to places like this Christ so funny I never even thought

to invite anyone oh never even thought you know it's just work really at the end of the day but it was it was a fun work

a fun bit of work my cousin Sophie texted me and she said I'm going to see Joanne at the Teenage Cancer Trust are you coming oh

yeah I was like no Sophie I'm not I haven't gotten the nod no I wouldn't do that I know the rules now Joanne you've taught me well

my little Stalin before she goes on we're a no-go area aren't we yeah I know all the lads like hanging out in the hallway

and I was like in the room like door locked doing notes I was like well the thing is because I hadn't gigged in so long that's the only reason

yeah well Spenny does that it wouldn't have been so it wouldn't have been so all encompassing if I was still gigging regularly although maybe it would be

I don't actually know I think it's a different like I have a different process with you than I have with Spen like with Spen he wants everybody like you would hate it

he wants everybody backstage so I'll just like I try not to be rude but then I automatically seem like the rude one because I'm like I'm just going to go into this room on my own wants everybody like you would hate it he wants everybody backstage so i'll just like i'll try not to be rude but then i automatically seem like the rude one because i'm like i'm just going to go into this room on my own now for a while yeah it's like oh hello please keep me anonymous because i can't afford to get sacked Hello, please keep me anonymous because I can't afford to get sacked. I was listening to the episode where your one got done.

She's Irish. The girl's Irish. I thought she was English with sacked. And then she said, you're one Irish. Anyway, where your one got done for assault with a tampon. Well, as a police officer, English, one Saturday night, we got a call out to a disturbance at a wedding. One Saturday night, we got a call out to a disturbance at a wedding. We went and split up the fight and a couple of women were still screaming like

banshees. As I went over to them to tell them to calm down one woman absolutely wrecked pulled up her dress pulled out a blood soaked tampon and launched it at her man I think this girl

messaged me this is familiar did this happen to you last summer at a wedding am I the victim in this I wouldn't say I would not say you would be wouldn't say I would not say you would be the victim

No, I would say that you would definitely be the perpetrator It's revealed that it's me at the end And she's here tonight That's why I have little hooks

on my tampons now so I can pull them out real quick Sorry You're lying about the women on the plane just throwing it at the pilots tour they need to be designed with handles

on them so we can pull them out properly oh revolting and now I've been in my job for years so not what shocks me now but you can't imagine how taken aback I was I said excuse me, what the fuck? And she laughed and said,

yeah, that was probably too far. Long story short, she got charged with assault, absolute madness and especially at a wedding bit much. Anyway,

love the pod. Oh my God, can you imagine? It wasn't the bride though, was it? It was just Guests But imagine Waking up

And being like Oh Balls That happened I just admire When you've had A couple of drinks Remembering you have

A tampon in My issue is Forgetting it's there And then trying to Shove another one in And then I'm like Oh shit A four already in there And pulling them out Like it's there and then trying to shove another one in and then I'm like oh shit a four already in there

and pulling them out like rabbits out of a hat the fact that she has the the sense to remember it's there that's what impresses me

the most that's kind of amazing yeah if that literally came to her what can I do what can I do I know what have I got on me here

what am I packing oh my god I just think the fear the fear of that did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep at the Eden Rock Hotel

when Spenny's parents invited us there so it's this really fancy hotel full of like absolutely loaded people who go to have a nice time I went day drinking

there and fell asleep at the bar fell asleep I was like oh spending it to bring me home the next day he's like you know you fell asleep sitting up at the bar

oh god and you probably still cost about 20 grand for like the three drinks thank god you fell asleep can you imagine if you drank for the whole day the price of it

I know that's why I'd love to go to St. Barts and I will force an invite at one stage but I I'd have to be I'd have to fly my own booze in

I'm like take the PJ to Tesco I have to fly my own booze in I'm like take the PJ to Tesco I need to do a shop imagine running into St. Barts

with a load of Aldi bags and then putting it on the minibar you're not gonna get me huh

I actually think I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna bring a few Aldi bags for the beach that'll be great

can you imagine that'll be hilarious yeah with your tails and all in it yeah the big blue the big blue Ikea bag

that's very I think Balenciaga made a copy of that they did and somebody else has made a copy of some shopping bag and it's like

two grand I was like is this a joke and people are buying it haha it's like two grand. I was like, is this a joke? And people are buying it. Haha, it's ironic. So stupid. I was,

I wanted to get some sort of mushroom for the bathroom, Jo, to kind of commemorate the fact that I, I spent so long in a bathroom

with real mushrooms in it. I thought it'd be like just a nice thing to do. And so I've been looking up mushrooms, mushroom lamps, mushroom, and then I was like, maybe a mushroom cushion i sent it about so look put in mushroom decor and

all this shit pops up this this cashmere cushion pops up it's disgusting i said it's a it's a cushioned it's a mushroom it's a cushion in the shape of a mushroom if I didn't make that clear 750 pounds I mean seriously I'll show it to you Jeff hold on sorry

8 850 pounds for that stop yourself it's ridiculous stop yourself just stop yourself but people do pay that

I asked somebody, right? I was like, what's the most expensive people have ever paid for wallpaper for their room? This isn't even to put the wallpaper up. And it's on one room. 20 grand on wallpaper. Just the wallpaper. Were these your friends in Buckingham Palace? Yeah.

I was only driving by Buckingham Palace the other day. And I was like, if I get invited there there again now am I going to get in trouble if I go because I'm going I'm going to listen I'm telling you now I'm going I'll get an anxious

preoccupied bag you hop in and we'll go together and no one will see you 100% Hundy P as they say no

no Joanne cashmere cushion what Joanne has decided to say that hundi pee is her new word

you're not having it no Joanne said the other day and I really look up to him and so I thought if Jo can say it maybe I can say it I was

I'm trying it out I'm just trying it out I'm just seeing how it fits Joanne and I were going to collab on a post and I said sounder and she texted

and she's like I'm sorry I'm not collabing on a post if you don't take the word sounder down and she's coming at us with sorry, I'm not clapping on a post if you don't take the word sounder down. And she's coming at us with hunty pee. I know, listen,

it makes no sense. The audacity. I know. I'm a walking hypocrite. When are you leaving? When are you leaving? Sunday evening. Sunday evening.

Yeah, Joanne was like would he come out would he come out drinking this weekend i was like no no no no and she's like okay well i'm just gonna go to your house and make you and i was like folk will we we have some drinks this weekend she's like no and i was like okay i'll just text panzer just go direct to the horse i'll be in your house drinking anyway whether you want to get involved or not it's completely up to you do you know that's not fair to put me under that pressure because I won't be able to say no. I'll just be in the basement. There he is.

Spencer, your drinking partner. You're on, John. What, Spano? Is he going beagling for the day? Are you going beagling for the day? No, he's not going today. He said...

Maybe tomorrow. But he just said, telly-ho. Telly-ho. He's going to fish some lobos out of the town for the boys. Absolutely. Telly. Spani and I are going to be some lobos out of the Thames for the boys. Absolutely.

Spenny and I are going to be in the Gaiety on Thursday and Friday this week. So if you haven't got tickets, please get tickets. It is going to be fun. I've got my whole family coming on Friday as well. So I'm a bit scared of what they'll do. But anyway, come. Come and hang. It's going gonna be fun