My Therapist Ghosted Me - One Hit Wonders, The Toy Show & How I Found Out They'd Cheated

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

There's a LOT to cover this week. Vogue responds to all the hysteria around that picture on her wall, Joanne has done a deep dive on one hit wonders and HUNDREDS of you have been in touch with stories about how you found out about that dirty rat bag cheater.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This is a Global Player Original Podcast. Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, DJ extraordinaire Joanne McNotty and her comedian to the stars, Vogue William. Thank you very much to the stars why are you holding it therapist to the stars Vogue Williams

bitch my mom called me beauties the other day in a text I was like excuse me Sandra vagoo I naturally

have started calling you vagoo in my mind vagoo like ragoo but vag Vagu I naturally have started calling you Vagu in my mind Vagu like ragu but vag like a vag pasta

I wasn't going to say that word like she can say it when she wants I wasn't going to say it that's the rules yeah I've learnt my lesson

I know what I am until I say I didn't bring up the V-A-G God you're disgusting by the way you're so lowbrow

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essential loss when he sees me break out the vodka. It's been a long day for mama. He knows you're going to put out later, basically. No, I'm not putting out later, honestly. Honestly. But that's why he likes you getting the vodka out, because he knows that you won't really be in a position to consent later. Spencer is in the

in the bad books at the moment and he came home when being being in the bad books and he arrives home on Saturday when I'm barely talking to him

walking around naked and I'm like here we fucking go I just want to have a bath I just want to have a bath and continue to ignore you and then he's like darling I don't suppose

you fancy a spin do you and I was darling, I don't suppose you fancy a spin, do you? And I was like, a what? A spin. Do I fancy a spin? Oh my God. The audacity of you. I'm not even talking to you.

I was like, we're not talking properly. And he was like, yeah, but we don't need to be talking for that. I was like, no, no,

no. Go into the, go into the other bathroom and do whatever you need to do a spin makes it sound like he sits you on his

knob and spins you around like a teacup you know in Disneyland let's be honest it's rare that I'd be

sitting on the top I know the show off days the showing off days that was at

the start that was the start of the seduction I've been on my back for years Let me tell you That's not going to change

Oh I love Going on top of Pinocchio Oh Ask the girls All I do is reverse cowgirl I insist upon it I have to be honest Every time you bring up reverse cowgirl it's just like I'd actually

allow you to watch me try and do that I'm so bad I'm really I just don't have the it takes it's a lot of like there's a god I hope my mom doesn't listen to this one it takes a lot of um I don't know there's a lot of things it's like when you have to pat your head and rub your tummy to me I can't do it all hold on what do you think reverse cowgirl is it's literally just facing away and like riding

I know I know but I just feel like I just I don't know I just I can't do it do you rub your head

during a reverse cowgirl oh am I not supposed to do that yeah Joanne I rub my head I rub my head Folks trying to lick their own elbows

during a reverse cowgirl Spencer's like fuck it she's getting a spin I'm not going to ask what she's doing up there when she's spinning around up there

I'm happy Why are you trying to lick your chin darling? Why are you trying to lick your chin? Leave her to it I will I'll whip out the reverse

okay girl if you know like that if I've had a couple of drinks oh yeah because I have to I'll be scarlet of my I don't know

my bum you know yeah but he loves your bum you have a great bum oh no no now I've had to we're getting up

downstairs done up and we've had to as you know yourself Joanne when you arrive looking to use the gym I did

the gym I did the gym I'm so out of the loop Vogue's whole downstairs is gone I rocked down she was away I was like Nigel the doorman

I was like Nigel what the fuck where's the house gone he's like oh they're this is how out of the loop I am because I'm so in the

tour bubble one of the girls put up a photo of her new baby and she was like I just had the baby or whatever and I was like

oh wow she had the baby because that's where she was pregnant then I kind of zoom new baby and she was like, I just had the baby or whatever. And I was like, oh wow, she had the baby because that's where she was pregnant. Then I kind of zoomed in and it was a different gender. She's had another baby. No. I thought it was the same baby. She's had two babies,

like a Pez gun. She's spat out two since I've seen her last. I'm actually shocked by that. You're like, what's a baby? Okay, go on. So the house is gone. Yeah. Yeah, so the house is gone. Jo's a baby okay go on so the house is gone

yeah yeah so the house is gone Joanne came to use it so the house is gone the gym's gone my arse is gone that's what happened it all happened like that

a very downward spiral yeah you're falling to pieces two weeks two weeks tell me about your week well I've been on a lot of trains and in a lot of car journeys

so I've been deep diving into my phone so I've read I've read some a lot of trains and in a lot of car journeys so I've been deep diving into my phone so I've read I've read some do you know what I did a deep dive on this week Gangnam Style so you remember the song

do I remember it I'm not even that is one of my all time favourite songs I swear to god I love it so much what

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his follow up that no one liked it Gentleman also a fantastic song I forgot you see she's a DJ Jo

see she knows the music I listen to a lot of music she knows the music so Gangnam Style anyway so I kind of Jo can you guess

how long ago Gangnam Style came out? I don't know. 22, 8 years. Yeah, you're not far off. It's 10 years. It's 10. Isn't that mad?

Now, I guess it started 10 years... It probably came out in Korea 10 years ago and maybe didn't come out, didn't arrive over here maybe seven years ago. I don't know. But maybe it's 10. It just doesn't feel like 10 years ago. But your man,

it's his name? Sy, Sy, Sy. Yeah. I did think that might be how it was pronounced, P-S-Y. Where the hell has he gone? So,

this is, so there was an article about him and he was saying how this kind of, he was talking about like one hit wonder and that his, his success has kind of

haunted him ever since and he's been trying to recreate that success and now he's just kind of resigned to the fact that it's not going to happen and he manages bands back in South Korea now

but he moved to LA and tried to give it a go and it didn't happen but it was saying that it's the most watched video on YouTube ever in the history of anything

ever 180 million views or 108 million views something like that was that Wapum Gangnam yeah yeah yeah and in Gangnam which is basically

Gangam is like the Beverly Hills of South Korea and people were saying that it was some sort of reflection of like Korean society

and he was like it wasn't I was just trying to have the crack but there's like a huge big statue of the you know the two hands

kind of crossing over each other anyway it was absolutely huge and he just never never really happened for him after that

but anyway then of course I went down a one hit wonder hole yeah oh that's such a stinger you think you've made it and then it gets pulled away from you no but you have made it like some people will never like sorry not some people 99.99999% of people will never have that level of success like especially in music I find music is a really hard place to do well in. Look at Rita Ora.

She's everywhere. Can we say that? I like to round up an insult with a compliment. She's looking fantastic. She looks fantastic, okay? She got a Vogue Williams shit sandwich there, Rita.

Actually, it's not even a shit sandwich. That's just a panini. A shit sandwich is a compliment, an insult, and a compliment. You just insulted her and then kind of stitched a compliment to the end. You just gave her a, it's a cracker.

Okay, name one of her songs. Couldn't tell you. Yeah, Joe. Joe, you work in a radio station. He works in a radio station. But isn't she kind of an enigma in the sense that she kind of came in, she was big in the music scene, and then she kind of very much went into brands, really, didn't she? She was never big in the sense that she's, she kind of came in, she was big in the music scene and then she kind of very much

went into brands really, didn't she? She was never big in the music scene. She was. She wasn't really. But she's a big celebrity. Oh, she's a celebrity. Ha ha.

Yeah, she's definitely a celebrity. She has marketed herself extremely well, but she's like, she seems sound. I think that was this, I think that was supposed to go at the start of the shit sandwich.

That was how you opened that thing. Jo, fix that up, will you? Bit of time travel in the end there, Jo. I love you, Rita. Put that at the start. She's an absolute knockout is what she is. Oh my God, the bod on her. She's going around in these dresses

that are completely sheer and I'm like, you do that. Don't ever wear anything that covers any inch of your body. Speaking of people who market themselves well, and we'll come back to the One Hit Wonders because they are fun. But do you know the train

spotter, Francis Bourgeois? I love him I am fascinated so for anyone who doesn't know he is got over a million followers on Instagram he is when you look at his stories he has so basically I think the quirkiness comes

from he's quite nerdy but this is how he presents himself anyway he's quite nerdy and he has a face camp so he's a train spotter so he's obsessed with trains and he goes to these train stations and watches trains What a lovely wholesome habit Yeah, yeah absolutely

and he has this face camera so it's like a reverse GoPro basically so it kind of contorts his face so when he's laughing and smiling he looks insanely cute basically even though he is a grown man but you know it's all very innocent wholesome content. However,

he's now doing collaborations with Gucci. He's, there was some massive singer was, he just like bumped into her at a train station. You know,

it's obviously like, kind of arranged content, like pure content for her to launch her album via this lad's train spotting Instagram account. And I was like, what is going on?

Is this, is he trolling us and I think I think he is I think it's a bit of a performance because then of course it is yeah it is

yeah he's kind of playing a bit of a innocent person I would say it's a diplomatic term would we say he's playing an innocent kind of person

because I googled and in interviews he's actually a bit of a fucking riot and a couple of years ago he had a skinhead and a chain which of course

is music to my lab yeah yeah oh I'm sorry too much you know I love a chain no

what is that bad I do enjoy a chain I enjoy a chain yeah yeah yeah yeah did you know that Gucci

they went through this whole thing they did a thing a collab with a farmer too like this 70 year old farmer

and he was just decked out in all this Gucci shit see what's yeah you see it's smart it's clever I get it

Gucci are reinventing themselves something Balenciaga should not have done. I don't know. I like a kid in a harness. When I was in the 80s, I was in a harness all the time.

It didn't look, it wasn't black leather, but it was, you know, my parents used to have me in a harness all the time fucking leading me around so I couldn't walk anywhere. Oh my God, yeah.

I never had to, I never had to leash my kids in fairness they're quite good like that maybe Otto will be the one to be leashed your kids come back to you I would have liked it

if I'd had the opportunity so it was very clear that I had to be kept in a leash they come back to me because they know they've got it sweet yes they do excuse me

I started baking with them at 4 o'clock today right 4 o'clock we had this at half 4 I got a banana bread in and I got courgette and cheese muffins. To say I feel like I'm nailing life today

would be an understatement. I just sound out there when you're talking about motherhood and bakery. But listen. I'd love to see Joanne cook me a meal. You'd just do me a salad in fairness. What would I cook? I think, you see,

I kind of feel like I'm always going on, that I'm in this kind of limbo world at the moment where I'm on the road, I don't, I'm moving out of my place in London,

I don't have a home, a kitchen, nothing like that. But I have this fantasy that when I do buy my place that I will have, I'll be hosting dinner parties and I'll be baking

and I'll have kind of glass jars full of almonds. No, you 100% won't be like that. You just won't. John, I know you. Come on,

it's a nice way to think of yourself but it's not you. You're dead right. I'll probably try and collab with the local co-op and just get all the shit delivered to the house.

I know, I like eating out of a box. I like eating out of a box. You do. If you put a trough of food in front of me I'd probably have a go. I like eating out of a box You do

If you put a trough of food in front of me I'd probably have a go Okay, system preferences Oh fucking hell Jo Honestly Joanne Can we write this in an email for her? What was that course in school?

Was it ECDL? Where we had to learn how to use a computer? Come on Jo Come on, come on, come on Tommy System preferences Oh my god, we're really doing this Sound Don't have to learn how to use a computer. Come on, Joe. Come on, come on, come on. Tommy. System preferences. Oh my God, we're really doing this. One Hit Wonders.

Go. Where are they now? Now, the original One Hit Wonder, the OG, from my experience anyway, something that I remember vividly was Chesney Hawks. Remember him?

What was his One Hit Wonder? I am the one and only. Oh no. him what was his one hit wonder i am the one oh no whoa no that's not it okay see okay do you want okay no you sing the rest of the words go on i am the one and only he's having a day he's having a day with brent in the office when he does his dance at the end it's absolutely horrific jesus you want to have a very bad cold at the moment okay

I'm usually a very fantastic singer do you remember that song yeah of course I remember that song I didn't know it was a one hit wonder that's also a real stinger

well it's an absolute stinger I don't know if it is because there's people out there who would never have success would you not rather

have one huge single I think the key is to accept your status as a one hit wonder people out there who would never have success, would you not rather have one huge single? I think the key is to accept your status as a one hit wonder and don't see it as something less than anything else. Just be like,

do you know what? I had huge success with this song. I'm happy to just live off the royalties and... Yeah, he would be making a lot of money on royalties to be fair. Wait, can I try and guess

some OMC how bizarre? Walking down the freeway in the hot, hot sun. Suddenly red... Well, sorry, they probably are, but they're just not on my list. Well, you missed it. That's a fantastic song.

Oh no, I remember that song. It's a great song. Great tune. Mamba number five. No, it's going to be a very long record if you just keep shouting out one hit wonders. Should I zap some more vodka to my home? She'll shout. It's like she's got Tourette's

she's just shouting shit out now pleasure at the fair that wasn't a one hit wonder excuse me that's simply they're fucking iconic

I can tell we've talked about him before you would have had sex at Mick Hocknell defo I think you still would I think I did pulling out of his curls

you'd be all over that I think I had I think I when he made that apology to all those women I my what did he do

he wrote them all do you not remember he made no it wasn't in a Me Too apology he made the apology going I'm sorry I was such a whore

basically don't Mick Mick he's like you all meant the world to me it was one of those he basically was a pure stone

because he was releasing an album anyway the fantasy started in my brain was like I'm one of those women so in my mind

we made love yeah Joanne has been with Mick was it pleasurable the fairground is one of the best songs ever written when I was 12

I asked for three albums for Christmas right I asked for Simply Red I asked for Oasis' new album 12 I asked for three albums for Christmas right I asked for Simply Red I asked for Oasis's new album and I asked for The Prodigy very eclectic taste in music I didn't get The Prodigy because I was too young and it was um it was uh bad language I was I was the same it was Fat of the Land I think was one of the first tapes I bought along with like Kylie and and Boyzone it was all very confusing at the time. You were trying to figure out, you were basically coming out. You were just trying to figure out what music you were into really. Yeah. Go on. I love Lampy Vogue. I love when she's lampy. It's

great crack. So it's kind of where are they now vibe. So Vanilla Ice. Now, do you know what actually, right? Vanilla Ice, he flips housesilla Ice now do you know what actually right Vanilla Ice he flips houses now but do you know what got me thinking about stage names and how you just the only place

you can get away with just going my name is blah blah blah and people just respect it like Vanilla Ice like obviously this is back in the day

when Vanilla because now Vanilla's a bit like basic bit I love Vanilla it's my favourite flavour ice cream day when vanilla, because now vanilla is a bit like basic bit. I love vanilla. It's my favorite flavor ice cream. But it's, you know, it's not spicy. It's kind of like calling yourself beige biscuit. It's a bit basic, bitch.

But I was like, stage names are kind of fascinating in of themselves. Like Meatloaf. We just, no one questioned that. He kind of looks like a meatloaf though. Yeah, he does. Yeah. I would imagine him, is he dead or alive? Did I hear he died? He died this though. Yeah, he does. Yeah. I would imagine him. Is he dead or alive?

Did I hear he died? He died this year. Oh, desperate. Oh no. Imagine I was just like, my name's Cassarelle now and I will not answer to anything else. You should change your name to wet chicken. My name's wet chicken salad sandwich.

And it's a pleasure to meet you. Cassarelle McNally. My name's Onion Ring. Onion Ring McGee name. And that's just the name. And you have to just respect that. That's what, that's the,

I think they're taking the piss out of us, to be honest. Batter Saucy. My course radish. My name is Pop Tart Squiggles. Do you remember when, Pop Tart Squiggles. Welcome to the stage.

It's Pop-Tarts squiggles do you remember when Prince was like nah I'm not I'm not dealing with Prince anymore I'm a squiggle now do you remember that

what the fuck what the fuck was that about Joe well I mean he was I mean he was on a few bits and bobs I'd say that's what it had to do with that he got high

one night it was like I'm now how many mushrooms how many mushrooms do you have to do to come out of your fucking session

thinking you're a squiggle like that's look at Puff Daddy he couldn't make his mind up for years Puff Daddy P Diddy P Ninny

I don't know whatever Puffy P Puffy P P P Meister Dina Cancer with someone else's stage name like people really

went to town on and like I say people just had to kind of respect it and go along with it anyway so Vanilla Ice was flipping houses. Coolio went into cooking before he passed

Yeah but Coolio was still absolutely nailing it. He didn't need to do it. That was such a tune that like he didn't have to do one other thing in his whole life because that was the best tune I've probably ever heard. But that's was he not a one hit wonder? Is Coolio not a one hit wonder? Yeah I'd say he probably was. Well he's not

JB from JLS I don't know he went off and just set up a pig farm MC Hammer became a priest yeah yeah yeah fancy pants

tattoo do you remember do you remember the baby lesbians oh my god all the things we said all the things we said running through my

do you remember the teen at the Russian Lesbians show do you remember them of course you remember them you dirty bastard do you remember them Jo he couldn't get enough of them what about the cheeky girls

are they on the list no actually but Tattoo so Tattoo were young I think like Richard of Richard and Judy was trying to get the song banned what

well it was too young when scoring the face off each other in the rain so you know let people love lesbians anyway we should consider something well I'll tell you now

if the tours stop selling you'll be putting on a tartan miniskirt and getting into the ring with me like a professional boss lesbian bitch we'll make it happen

for ourselves anyway tattoo then split up they don't speak anymore because it's Jo drinking a beer what's happened

is it because this is taking so fucking long is it because we're taking so fucking long? Is it because we're still on one hit wonder? She wants to keep us going because she's never looked better on the pod in her whole entire life.

She's like, I'm going to drag this out. Well, if you didn't, if you'd stop talking for a second, I could finish the fucking topic and we can move on. So tattoo split up then because basically

one of them came out as homophobic yeah can you believe can you fucking believe the neck of that you're the one who made a career

off being gay fake gay she wasn't even a real gay she was a fake gay oh okay a lesbian a thespian lesbian

she was faking it and she then came out and she was like actually if my son was gay you know they're Russian I don't mean to be anti-Russian every night

you know but anyway she's like oh if my son was gay I just wouldn't accept it and then the other one was like you know Facebook status

love is love anyway they haven't spoken since so one of them basically moved into homophobia where you know they're always hiring from what I can tell but

anyway oh so one of them basically moved into homophobia where you know they're always hiring from what I can tell but anyway oh I went onto Chesney Hawks website you can book them oh okay how much oh I didn't ask

I didn't get that far okay now who's the next one hit wonder you have that's it that's all that's it that's it

yeah well that was that was very interesting yeah thank you that's all from that's all from that's all from what did I say my name was

Pop Tart Squiggles this week that's all from Pop Tart Squiggles join us next week for more updates from Onion McGee Onion

Onion Ring McGee Onion Ring McGee I had a I had a I had a little book signing for my Jump for the Stars that was very cute look

well it wasn't until I spent 140 pounds in Waterstones the lovely Zainab there helped I know well because I lost one myself I thought I need to get off this Colleen Hoover thing

it's getting a bit it's getting a bit much it's bringing me down I need to I need to venture into other authors. So I said to Zainab, who was in,

I said, I said, Zainab, what books are exactly like Cullian Hoover's? But aren't, Cullian? I've accidentally

outed myself as a big fan of teenage fiction and I really need to correct that. So what else, what other teenage fiction have you got at the moment that. So what else? What other teenage fiction have you got at the moment?

What books are exactly the same as Colleen Hoover? So I've been reading The Seven Husbands. Amazing. Oh! Do you know what I think

we should totally incorporate into the pod? I know but we've only just spoken about this because I listened to our bonus episode and we're talking about it. We haven't done it yet

but we will do it. Just like what we're reading and what we're watching because I love listening to what people are reading and watching. I love knowing what people are reading and I'm telling you I got some really good things off her. But I did my little book signing and there was these kids on it and they were coming up and helped me.

My book is interactive Joanne. I don't know if you've read it yet. Of course I've read it. Sorry, I'm on the book. What was it? Magically Violent? What did I say it was? I wasn't sure.

I noticed that you plugged Nick Grimshaw's book the other day and I have yet to see Jump for the Stars on your page. Maybe if someone sent me a copy of the book. Oh, okay.

Signed, sealed, delivered. On the way. Okay, honey? Don't bother. I've moved. I've've moved i'm no longer in this dress anyway i had a lovely day doing my book signing today though obviously i i've been uh i i have said i'm burning the candle at one end that being work um and i was in cork twice this week which I was very happy about hold on a second I have to you do know that

that's not the saying don't you no I know that but it's only been one end it's only been the work end I haven't been doing the other end I thought that was

like a stunning other Joan of Arc did you think that yeah guys I'm exhausted I've been burning the candle at one end all week. I am absolutely wrecked.

Absolutely shattered. I had to Google Joan of Arc after that. I'm not even joking you. I had mixed them up so badly. It was like they were like my banana bread that I've just created, mixed together up in a bowl. I bumped into, oh, do you know what I did last night? And I've got a big bruise on my face.

Punched myself in the face. Go on. Because I was pulling up the duvet, you know in a hotel when they tighten the duvet, like they proper make the duvet. They kind of cook you into it almost. Like they kind of fold you into the bed,

you're stitched into the thing. And my greasy little serum hand, I've just put on my face serum, slipped off the duvet and I punched myself and I was like, oh my face serum slipped off the duvet and I punched myself and I was like oh my god and then I couldn't sleep

I couldn't sleep for about I only got about five hours sleep I know we're not allowed to talk about that but I couldn't sleep so pained it throbbed but Jo I bumped into

at the airport today I do know who you bumped into oh did she send you the picture yeah she sent me the photo Una Healy yeah from the Saturdays we love Una yeah I think we should start our own band.

Just me, you and Una. What would I do? You'd be the backing singer. I was going to say, I'd be the upfront dancer. Una's the only one that can sing. She has to be the singer. I could lip sync now or whatever

because I can read the autocue now because I'm with the gift of sight because I'm with the gift of sight I actually couldn't think of anything worse than being in a girl band honest to god although I will say do you know what is

actually a fucking great part of being in a band different than a stand up stand up you do one tour and you can just never do any of that

material again if you're in a band just fucking tour the same shit for the rest of your life I know but wouldn't you be bored and there's nothing worse

I mean I do I love the Arctic Monkeys I love them you know I do but I went to see when I saw them on Electro Picnic they were playing they were playing a lot

of their new stuff and I know they have to do it but like it wasn't no one wants the new stuff I want the old stuff that's it I think if I was going

to be in a band it would be Sugar Babes oh god no Spice Girls we've had this conversation no I think I'm a sugar babe. You do kind of look like a sugar babe today,

but like, that's fine. You can have less money and like do more stuff if you want and break up consistently, but I'm Spice Girls, okay? I'm a spice up your life.

I'm pretty sure they're not together either at the moment. Ah, no, they go back and forth. They go back and forth. People from Cork, they go back and forth. They go back and forth. People from Cork, they're just so familiar.

Did I talk about this last week? They're just sound. Yeah, they are sound. They're handsome. There's very few people I'd want to talk to on a plane. And I was talking to this fella. I was talking to this fella

beside me, James, today. Great crack. He was great. Do you know what I've been thinking a lot about recently? What? What? David Beckham Being a thirsty bastard

And taking that money Off from Qatar Do you know what? It really doesn't sit well With me at all It does not sit well Do you know what though? He'll get away with that

And it's like Do you know what? He won't No he won't The respect is gone No people thought He was sound And he's just

Outed himself now For being a thirsty fucker Sorry I don't want to keep Swearing on the part of Doing that because I'll do that again People thought he was sound and he's just outed himself now for being a thirsty fucker. Sorry, I don't want to keep swearing on the part of doing that because I'll do that again. People thought he was sound and he's outed himself now

for being a thirsty bastard. And it's not cool. it's, it's, it's honestly, it's not cool. But people are going over to like,

to their, to like, to be doing like these fashion, they have this like whole fashion thing and it's fine, but you can't, like,

everyone is entitled to their own culture but not when you're like discriminating against people and just being fucking horrendous and what I will say is I do

he was a gay he was a gay Dave Beckham was a gay icon not anymore and I would not want to be the one to piss off the gays but you know what

I got asked to go to Qatar they invited me over to the World Cup and to what I got asked to go to Qatar they invited me over to the World Cup to do all this like to do influencing stuff

what I'll take my sister my lesbian sister how would you feel about that are you serious yeah they invited me

and I said there's no way I would go over there not the way it is no way no but yeah very disappointed. I loved

what Joe Lycett did. That was funny. It was so good. Yeah. He was like, I'm going to shred 10 grand. What did he call it? Bender's like, this is so funny. He's actually got... Do you know what Joe was so good at? He's an amazing stand-up, an amazing comic, and he's also sound.

I consider him a friend. He's absolutely sound. We have pints sometimes. We get on very well. He's also sound I consider him a friend he's absolutely sound we have points sometimes we get on very well yeah he's also a pure stunt guru he's so fucking good like even that jacket he was wearing

I was like that in itself is memorable you don't even need to shred the money I was glad he didn't shred the actual money sorry we

again we haven't explained so Joe Lysett basically did a video saying asking Davidckham to reconsider doing his kind of qatar ambassadorship thing and saying if he did pull out of it joe would donate 10 grand of his own money to lgbtq charities i guess yeah and if he didn't do it he would shred the 10 grand um And it was just so well done.

Do you know what I will say actually though? And Joe Lice has said this as well. David Beckham should give like a portion of his money every year to an LGBTQ plus charity. And then it wouldn't actually like, he could save a little bit of face. Like, come on, you've got 110 million. Donate at least 10 of that to charities because you know you're a shitebag. You know? You're a geebag now in our eyes.

You're a geebag. Joe, the thing, Joe made me laugh so much when he was talking about, he was sitting behind this desk doing this kind of like news report about David Beckham and about why David Beckham's a gay icon. And in fairness to David Beckham, he was because he leaned into the whole like gay scene when footballers weren't really doing that. And he was kind of doing shoots for gay magazines and all that jazz.

But Joe's like, you married a Spice Girl. It's the gayest thing you can do. How could she let him do that? I don't know. I know she's got, you can't blame her, but like there were obviously chats had at home. But yeah yeah not great

do you know like and I've actually bumped into him twice at a he is an absolute right in real life I have to give him that

he's right he's oozing sex appeal like a snail oh my god it was in Barry's boot camp twice actually

and he was very polite and said hello to everyone but now do you know what now now I don't know if I'd say hello back okay, I don't go there

anymore but still throw Amber at him throw a lesbian at him do you know what, I will throw Amber at him after she's been on the piss for two days straight, that's not a nice place to be you'd rather be in a tank of piranhas i actually wanted to bring up one thing as well

the picture behind me you can't really see it now because uh because it's dark but we recorded in the light the other day there's been news articles about the naked picture behind me it's basically a woman sitting with her legs open and a laptop in front of her it's been there for years since we moved in it's been there for when did we about five years now five years and people have only noticed it now and people i actually i unfortunately read some comments and it's like oh she'll do anything for attention look at that picture she's just placed there i didn't play oh they think it's me I'll fucking take that where do you read this where do you read this stuff then the boobs on her

yeah that is me actually that's me back there that is me you look unbelievable Bebs thank you very much thank you that was only this year actually

yes where do you read a month ago where do you read this stuff about yourself oh do you know I where do you think

tattle life daily man no I where did you think tattle life daily mail no I wouldn't go to your tattle life I'm not that cruel to myself that's severe abuse and then I let myself

get sad about things and I was like don't don't so I was we did I did we I

us the pod did a shout out for stories about how you knew your partner was cheating on you which

we actually got so many of that we're going to have to fucking go through them properly we could almost do I I know

but I have and some of them some of them are so funny like and that's they're so funny and the thing about it is that I actually just enjoyed so much

reading through them was that they're laughing so because it's it's like it's a it's like, it's a great sense of camaraderie and how stupid you,

like the stories, they're like, and then I, he did this, she did this, whatever. And I stayed. And I'm like,

I know, I've done, I've done that as well. Anyway, I think we could do a whole bonus episode about just those stories because there's so many of them. Can we do,

can we not do a few today because they were just yeah we can they were so good but I agree with you it is like a camaraderie of like why was I such a dumb idiot

and then you read them and you're like actually we've all been there because you know what we're actually really sound and it's them who are the dumb idiots

but I do you know what I was I was actually reading three of them all and I was like, we're all, human beings are snakes by nature. Speak for yourself. We're little creatures.

We're little sex crazed creatures. Little pigs, basically. Cut that, I love pigs. I have to say, do you know what, Joanne, I have to be honest with you. How's your meat free life going? Not great, not great, not great. But what I will say, I've cut the pig.

I just, because I know that they, I know, I know. Now I know I've cut the pig before and gone back to the pig, but like, I'm sorry,

if you're in a house and someone's cooking sauce, that is not your fault. Okay. If you truffle out those sauces, it's not your fault. I'm more disgusted at the term sauce.

It makes me feel nauseous. I don't know. Okay. Sausages. I can't stand abbreviations. I don't know how I'm going to, I don't know how I'm going to last six weeks in sausage it makes me feel nauseous I don't know okay sausages I can't stand abbreviations I don't know how I'm going to I don't know how I'm going to last six weeks in Australia

it's all they do oh no yeah that's going to be a tough one it's all they do they're obsessed with it I haven't I'll be honest

I haven't done one meat free day okay I haven't done one meat free day but I have not had pig in ages well do you know what that's a good start.

The Toy Show. Oh, the Toy Show. I have to say, Vogue, I found it very cute when I saw Gigi and Theodore watching the Toy Show. I know, but they kind of, they were so fascinated by it. Joe, explain the Toy Show. The Toy Show is an Irish institution the toy show I know but they kind of they were so fascinated by it Joe

explain the toy show is an Irish institution where it's like the late late it's their national chat show

one episode a year is dedicated to showing off the new toys of that year it's basically for kids it's like crufts for kids basically

yeah and it's like we've been watching it growing up our whole lives you would sit there that's when Christmas starts they go through all the toys it. Yeah, and it's like, we've been watching it growing up our whole lives. You would sit there. That's when Christmas starts. They go through all the toys. It's two hours long.

It's like they've got like pantomime dancers on doing loads of stuff. And you are just, you sit there, you've got your pen and paper, your list, you're ready to go. You choose what you want. It's like a shopping channel. Remind me to talk about this before we finish.

It's a shopping channel for babies, but it's also, everyone wants their kid on the the toy show so that's why it's kind of like for kids to another kind of way you want your kid on there but then it's also it it kind of obviously has an extra layer because it's christmas so your child goes on and thinks it's going to show ireland how to use the new tiny tears but actually Ed Sheeran's pops out from behind the kids you know it's kind of like

bucket list stuff you know it's amazing I mean I think it's Grant like you know people get a bit obsessed with the toy show

I think the reason that Irish people like the toy show is because it's a throwback to the time where there was two channels in Ireland

and you all watched the same thing and there was it was like this shared experience I know everyone's still obsessed with the toy show come on

I'm absolutely not I will I have to say I'm not into toy like I'm a fucking I'm nearly 40 years of age I don't care about the new Rollerblade

I'm sorry I don't but look but I understand people really enjoy it but it was so funny I was driving to a show I don't know where I don't know where I don't know where it was

Newcastle I think and there was I was listening no it must have been in Ireland I was in Derry and there was I loved Derry

oh my god I had a blast in Derry I'd go crack there sound audience in Derry those women they get it we put them there with Cork but

there was a radio station we were listening to like techno trance music it was like it's like Paul Van Dyke and all the DJ comes on he's like that one there 9pm till I come going out for Gav he's like listening going out to

Gav getting ready for the toy show and I was like what what I was like on every single request that came in was like for this hardcore like transsexual music for these single request that came in was like for this hardcore like trans techno music for these gangs of people

sitting at home in Ireland drinking cans gearing up for the toy show getting ready for the toy show smack my bitch up by the prodigy going out to the girls in Kimmich getting ready for the toy show I was like what is going on this isn't fucking Glmich getting ready for the toy show I was like what is going on

this isn't fucking Glastonbury it's the toy show it was very bizarre but very funny you better have watched the toy show like honestly

it was so good I didn't show I was working and also like I'm not being bad but like I don't have kids and I'm a grown woman there's not

it's not the place for me she she like all all like I put on the toy show like I stood there for 15 minutes with them I'm a grown woman there's not it's not the place for me she she like all all like I put on the toy show like I stood there for 15 minutes with them

and I had to leave because every time mama will you buy me that they're on this phase of like will you buy me that will you buy me

every single thing that came on the telly I had to write it down that's what they wanted me to buy them I'm like I've already done this right they've already been

I've booked an order they're gone you're getting what you asked for last month Santa's been shopping already guys you'll be like you do you know

how much easier what you'll do you'll grow up get your own Instagram account and collaborate like a normal human woman and look after yourself

yeah exactly mummy will keep her money to herself I've just ordered Look after yourself, right? Yeah, exactly. Mummy will keep her money to herself. I've just ordered a bottle of vodka, two limes and some fizzy water. Spencer's going to be the one to get that because I'm not. Two limes?

Would you not just get the bag? We did a shout out for stories on how you found out you've been cheated on and oh my god did you deliver like i've never felt such a sense of like i feel like i got therapy from a lot of it i'm like you know what i am not the idiot I thought I was. Yeah, I know. I thoroughly enjoyed it. So, well, I think, I think,

I think you should start. Oh, about my cheating stories. Shit, Spencer's in the bathroom. Anyway, it wasn't him, so it's fine. Yeah. Okay.

So I once, obviously there's a few times, but I'd actually found out about this person when we had just broken up and I found out about three people that he had cheated on me with.

And anyway, I found out about that. It didn't matter. I was like, like I actually said, I was like, you absolute snake. I did text him because I was like, we'd just broken up. And he goes, oh, we weren't together then. I'm like, yes, we were.

We had gone on holidays like the week before. That's not the one that I found out about though. So how did you find out that they cheated on you? I was told by somebody that they cheated on me. But the same person, like a year down the line, right? I got an Instagram mail off a girl. Oh no. I know.

And to the point where she'd mailed me, she's like, hey, I'm really sorry. And I feel really bad about this. I'm doing a little bit of personal work. And I want you to know that this happened. Basically, we were all at a party together. You left. We lived in the same complex. And you left and went to bed

and when you went to bed i slept with your fella yeah and i was like oh my and there was loads of stuff after that like i had his phone and like he had to get it back and i felt so bad like you were asleep next door and i was asleep yeah why was firstly why was I not asleep on the couch that is usually where I like to fall asleep anyway and I felt and I was like oh my and you know when it takes you back and you remember exactly the night they were talking about and I thought to myself what a what a nice girl to and then I thought actually you are not doing this for me you are doing it for yourself so I am not writing back and saying thank you so screw you yeah no it's the horse you rode in on so that's how I found out about the fourth the fourth one imagine being cheated on four times you didn't even know

about what an idiot until I read everyone else's messages. Thank you girls. Look at the horse you rode in on. She rode out in your fella. She might have rode in on a horse but she fucking rode out in your fella. Listen, these lads and obviously with men, like we're including women in this as well but obviously the

responses were predominantly about men. From what I can tell, slags are like puppies. They are for life. There is no one recovers from being a male slag From what I can tell, slags are like puppies. They are for life. There is, no one recovers from being a male slag from what I can tell. But some of the,

it's what I look, and I know we kind of touched on this before, but some of the excuses are, they're so funny. I was like, am I allowed to laugh at this stuff?

I know. Here's, here's one. I knew I was cheated on because my boyfriend came back from a weekend with a huge bruise on his neck.

I questioned the bruise several times because it was clearly a hickey but he insisted it was from a Hoover nozzle. Oh, come on.

Which I believed. Oh, no. It's because you wanted to believe it. Of course, I know. which i believed for a while until well i won't say what she called the girl let's be feminist here the woman who had performed sad hickey messaged me on facebook saying it wasn't a hoover nozzle it was me oh no i found out i was cheating on when his bit on the side text him asking him

to sign their baby's passport forms and I'd seen the text yep that's right he had a four month old child before I knew he was cheating

and we'd been together four years and would you believe history repeated itself and he went on to cheat again on that girl and have yet another child

with a different girl again listen once a snake always a snake absolutely snake for life St. Patrick needs to get his ass back into Ireland because he didn't clean up the snakes

he was depressed depressed in inverted commas he was depressed so I told him to start a journal obviously I read it immediately and the first line was how he's addicted to this other one's vagina

that she's like a drug some of the stories were about girls who were like turns out my boyfriend came home one day and he was really sad about something

and he'd lie and tell it was something else and then it transpired that it was that this other girlfriend had broken up with him like these it's oh my god

my story is awful he was out for a walk a new hobby of his and I turned on the laptop to download a new album to his iPod as a surprise for him about 12 years ago

his Facebook messenger started popping up and I clicked on it there I saw in real time came up messages back and forth he was sending to his

bitch on the side oh well we won't say bitch we won't say bitch no we won't say to his girl on the side woman woman woman yeah

while he was on his fucking walk I just had to put our kids to bed he even said that this was the worst I must look like a right fool I'm out here walking

with a big smile on my face ick prick is what she said yes agree this is the this is dark stuff I know but but like honestly I just like,

I can't bear it. Everyone has 12 faces, basically. 12 face McGee. So my ex came home with hickeys on her neck and then swore on her dead parents grave that it was McGee's. And then tried to talk. She might have had her toes crossed.

Then tried. Just saying. That negates it all. Swear on my dad's grave. To she might have had her toes crossed. Then tried. Just saying. Not in the gates at all. Swear my dad's grave. Toes are crossed, toes are crossed. And then tried to talk me into going to therapy because I was so paranoid. Oh, that's gaslighting though.

That's the worst. Oh my God. Because we have so much that we're going to do a proper deep dive next week because Joanne literally couldn't stop going on about her number one songs. Wappum gangum style.

Sorry for doing the work, Vogue. Sorry for doing the work. It's weird when Joanne's really on it with the pod. I couldn't get her off the bloody phone. This is the last one we'll

and then we'll save the rest of the cheating stories because there's a there's a huge theme to like these girls oh I have another cheating one as well for the next time

then as well I have another one what the hell is wrong with me why is everyone cheating on me oh sure like everyone cheated on me as well I wouldn't worry about it and I

and I knew and I ignored like coming home fucking like do you know what I mean like hair is in the bed and all and I knew and I ignored like coming home fucking like do you know what I mean like hairs in the bed and all like

you know and I was like oh if you didn't see it it did not like you know just in denial like an idiot

anyway here's one oh yeah this one was I was like this is juicy and I believe her but it's kind

it's kind of a bit mad but I do believe her my dad's PA came back to work after some time off that she was a bit vague as but I do believe her. My dad's PA came back to work after some time off. She was a bit vague as to why she'd taken it. When she returned, she explained she had left her husband. She then explained she'd popped home on her lunch to check in on the dog

because their dog walker wasn't able to do that day last minute. Husband didn't know this. Her husband was home, which she thought was strange. He always got lunch at work. She went upstairs and found him in bed with her dad. No. She was like, I'm telling you, it sounds bananas, but this is a hundred percent true story. I was like, I choose to believe it.

Did she break up with her dad as well? Imagine pulling a cracker with your dad on Christmas day now when you're out with your husband like where do you go from there well Joanne this is why in some senses we are lucky

that our dads are no longer here I know God knows what violence they'd be committing on our lives if they were still alive exactly you gotta look on the bright side

the glass is actually half full I'd be like the glass is actually half full I'd be like the glass is in your face you fucking rowed my husband oh my god that's horrific I wouldn't glass

I wouldn't glass anyone no no no way thank you so much for listening to the pod I've been Vogue Williams she's been Joanne McNally

she's looking fantastic she's turned up she's showed up she's absolutely shined look at her go in her little denim coat that I will be stealing

Vogue are you joking you gave this to me this is yours oh no no yeah that's the Lee one

do you remember you got it in there I adore it I hate when that happens like I have a you can share it I'll drop it down I have a makeup happens like I have a you can share it I'll drop it down

I have a makeup drawer and I say to people when they come over I'm like I have too much makeup because I get sent lovely presents and makeup I'm like help yourself just don't tell me

what you take because if I see it I'm like oh no I need that oh no no no no I need that as well so I'm like don't show me just take it she got a big delivery

from a brand and she was like look route around to the bag and take what you want but she left the room a brand and she was like, look, route around to the bag and take what you want. But she left the room. I just assumed she was busy doing something else and she explained to me after,

I actually can't watch you do it because everything you take, she'd be like, no, no, no, actually. No, no, no, I need that. I'm the same. Well, you look fantastic.

Oh, sorry. Like, do you know what? There's a I've an absolute I don't know I have to give you I have to give Ewan I just have to give him a shout out

and I know me and Vogue are trying to make an effort to not talk about Ewan well Ewan but also like facial treatments as much I'll tell you what

after seeing your face today Ewan I'll be into you on Sunday we do we are starting to kind of sound like Desperate Housewives but so I face today Ewan I'll be into you on Sunday we do we are starting to kind of sound like desperate housewives but

so I went into Ewan and he just did what he does and just injected fucking sunshine into my face and I mean

I don't I sent my mom into him I sent my mom into him for her Christmas present I got her a revive oh nice

and I have never seen someone like she literally was just overjoyed yeah don't worry mom that's more where

that came from I just remember hearing from the dentist I have no business glowing like this I do nothing but abuse my body

I have no business you don't I have no business you're defying the laws of physics no science but yes no business

well done Ewan well thank you everybody physics is this you after one vodka what the fuck is going on Physics. No, science. But yes, no business. Well done, Ewan. Well, thank you, everybody. Physics. Is this you after one vodka? What the fuck is going on? I'm going to get my ass up to clapping and kick the absolute shit out of you.