My Therapist Ghosted Me - Replying To Trolls, Resisting Robots & Dealing With Housemates

Episode Date: May 26, 2023

Recorded from the dressing room backstage at The Kings Theatre in Glasgow, moments before the MTGM live show kicked off... Joanne has entered her angry phase and Vogue has some serious worries about robots taking over. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [e-mail] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! For tickets, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!

Hello and welcome to My Therapist's Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally. We are currently backstage in Glasgow about to go on to our show but Jo likes us to work 100% of the time all the time can we eat Jo or is that no sorry

sorry that was Jo ruining the podcast hindering our he's trying to set up cameras we are doing My Therapist Goes To Me Live in the Kings here

in Glasgow Glasgow it's Glasgow to set up cameras we are doing My Therapist Goes To Me live in the Kings here in Glasgow Glasgow it's Glasgow I'll tell you what I used to live sexiest accent alive

I swear to God I've no interest in like the Spanish accent anything kind of Latino like that not that I not that I'm against that culture

tell us how you read it oh God here we go I just find that accent like some women find it really sexy for me it's Glaswegian no I like every time Scottish people I love you but my stepdad is Scottish and I just it just is not sexy to me now because of Neil well unless you're into kind of the daddy role play no not really into the daddy role play do you know I used to live in Aberdeen when I went to uni and I remember the first time I got

there because there's a Peterborough accent and stuff like that when you're in Aberdeen because they're so close and people would literally be like can feel like Memphis is that a and I'd be like what say what yeah so that means like how's it going man what's the story what does it say again can feel like Memphis is study that means how what's the story yeah yeah what's going on man what's the story yeah so I rang my mom what's the story so I rang my mom when I got there and I burst out crying down the phone

I was like I don't know what any of them are saying to me I didn't know what anyone was saying because the accents were so strong funnily enough

when I got drunk I actually understood them more well also I notice when I gig abroad that a lot of the time people are like

sorry I missed all of that Bernie because we if they're not Irish, obviously. Yeah. Like if you come to my house, Spencer's like, you're just, you get like 100% more Irish. And he's like, we talk too fast to each other. It's my, my mum.

She's from Cork. She's Corkownian. Maiden named Corkery. Like you couldn't get more Cork than my mum. But the accent has softened because she's been in Dublin for like 80 years or whatever. No offense mum. But now when she rings, when she rings Cork, it just flares back up again like an infection. softened because she's been in Dublin for like 80 years or whatever no offense mum but now when she rings

when she rings cork it just flares back up again like an infection I know you know when you get into a taxi she's straight back into cork like it's really full on

I'm like mum she'd just walk into a room and she'd be like full blown cork again and I was like and she's like oh sorry I was onto your aunt I was onto your auntie

for having her it just do you know so speaking of accents we did the late late yeah on Friday chat show in Ireland

were people slagging our accents again oh really I don't know what's going on I don't know if I'm premenstrual perimenopausal

psychotic I don't know if I don't know what's going on with me but I am fit to fight at the moment. You, you on the plane over to Newcastle,

you were a bit like, I'm going to respond to this. Yeah. Do not respond. I was, I was getting to this day. You're supposed to ignore it all. You're supposed to rise above it,

but there's, it gets harder and harder to be called a talentless by some loser in his fucking mother's basement. Sorry. Beat that Joe. It really, I don't know that joe it really i don't know what is going on i don't know is it my pill i'm just so full of rage it's so annoying though my it's so annoying at least you get talentless like they're at least they're saying you do

something all i get is what does she even do does she have a job i'm like my point is even do does she have a job I'm like my point is I when I first started it didn't bother me I just accepted it as part of the process yeah I don't know why at the late like do you know what it is I think I know what it is because it's the same shit every time and you're like their accents are fake oh I don't know who they are if you don't know who I am how do you know my accent's fake they're my favorite no they're my favorite comments on the daily mail which I don't know who they are if you don't know who I am how do you know my accent's fake they're my favourite no they're my favourite comments on the Daily Mail which I can't stop reading I know I know

who is she I don't even know who she is stop commenting I'm like I don't know who you are either Daryl I read a recent one which was one of my favourites and it was like

the only day I'm looking forward to is her funeral me too it's going to be a great day out it will be a good day do you know that person was dead right

we're not going to offer it's going to be imagine the amount of brands that are going to punch you in the grave oh my god it would be collapse central I hope I outlive you

I probably will I'm like a cockroach even though you live a cleaner life I'd probably outlive you you probably will like your skin is glowier than mine

and everything I just don't understand I went and got it I was in with Susan Vaughan I got the morpheus I know I need to go back into it I was in with

oh my god I was in with Ewan and I was getting revived sorry I know we talk about this stuff a lot but i was sitting i left the cafe you know the cafe just beside where he is because i was starving and i'd left the cafe and i had numbing cream all over my face but i put loads on and i literally had the biggest lump of avocado hanging off my chin I was like I've just walked in public because my face was numb

I couldn't feel any of it and then I had to go to a kids party with my kids and my whole face I was like everything just felt so strange he's like why did you put it everywhere

I was like I don't know I kind of like the feeling so do you pre cream yourself oh I pre-numb I'm a wimp I pre-numb

and still complain do you pre-numb pre-numb 100% you don't numb I don't pre-numb oh yeah I get them semi-numbing and still complain. Do you pre-num? Pre-num 100%. You don't numb. I don't pre-num. Oh yeah, I get them semi-numbing at home. Anyway,

late, late and then of course I'm going to be in vogue. Anyway, I let myself down because I started, I'd had a couple of drinks in the plane

and I started replying to people. You did in the snide. Don't grow up, you douche, all this shit and blocking everyone. And then one woman, like,

look, I'm just in a, I'm just coming into an angry era I think it'll be gone by next week but just the frustration of it I don't know why

maybe you're getting your period I'm much angrier I think I think I must be getting my period it was unfortunate to be premenstrual during the late

because it's the accent firstly who would fake this accent secondly what do you think we're actually from Meath like what do you think we're actually from Meath like what do you think

we're doing it's an affliction this accent well people people are wary because as I'm from the north side I'm not supposed to

sound like this but Hoth is like a little peninsula on its own I was about to say get over it I don't mean Hoth I mean the accent

I think it's I think I've accent fatigue stop making it drives me mad that I'm being that I'm constantly being told

my accent isn't real Or that it's not Irish It's like Spenny Spenny My hairdresser Carla She is from Where would she be from

Like kind of inner city Dublin accent Like a really nice Dublin Dublin accent And Spenny turned around And turned and was like Are you from Cork Like He's no clue of accents

Of course he's no clue I know He wouldn't know that I'm posh I have this problem well I wouldn't say I'm posh I'd say my accent is posh

I think you hit both I think you hit both I am not are you going to turn around and say to me I'm classy you're hardly council cock now

come on do you think I'm classy yeah what you're what you yeah no one says I'm classy yeah yeah yeah

I have another one do you think I'm light-footed? Absolutely not, no. No, okay, granted. No, you're very heavy in the foot. I've got a wide gait. You're very heavy in the foot, I would say. When you started telling me I had a wide gait,

I saw a video of myself walking when I was pregnant during the wide gait days. And honestly, my legs were like... It was so wide, yeah. They were just going outwards. They were parallel to my body. Yeah, it was like you dislocated them Yeah

They were just like They were just Each moving independently Of the other Turning into airplane wings But I'm not But I say this out of love You look like that all the time

Even when you're not pregnant What? I'm sorry You're classy Get away with it You can't just Slag me off You wear Rolexes

As ankle bracelets You're loaded I wouldn't worry about it You can't slag me off Or something And then just ankle bracelets you're loaded I wouldn't worry about it you can't slag me off or something and then just chuck in your classy to try and make it better

I'm in my rage era Vogue Vogue your hair's rotten but you're classy Vogue why is your personality so shit but you're classy but you're classy babe you have nice jewels

I love your jewellery and your trousers anyway again this woman was like their accents stale and they're so annoying and em

I was obviously as I said had a good nothing good happens to me on a plane to be honest it's the worst I shouldn't be allowed

wifi on a plane can I tell you something by the way before we got on the plane right there's a coffee shop in Dublin airport I'll take you to a joke

I've never had a nice nicer coffee right we're walking by what's it called butlers so we're walking by butlers and I was like

do you want to get a coffee and you turned around to me and you said no I don't want a drink that's going to dehydrate me and went and got yourself wine

she turned down the coffee and I'm watching her I was like is she joking yeah I'm like I don't I need something

with an electrolyte it's gonna dehydrate me the coffee I actually yeah that's yeah sometimes my hypocrisy shocks even me

it was so good it's not like saying no I won't have a cigarette and then just go out to shit up for the afternoon I remember when I used to smoke when I was younger,

like a full-time smoke group and the vapes came out. So I was like, I'm going to start hitting the vapes. Like this was years ago when they weren't like the vapes that we have now. I remember like smoking.

When they actually had like the engines on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was literally blown out like fog horns of smoke. I remember I used to smoke and one hand vaping and the other like,

what? I don't know what I thought I was doing. It's the ADHD and I know I so I I get a couple

I've been tested well I haven't actually been tested no yeah but I think me and Jo you would agree with me I couldn't sit still there is

your brain is like there's like 60 things going on at the same time I don't know I think everyone's kind of diagnosing each other with either spectrum style behaviour or ADHD. I think everyone's kind of diagnosing each other with either spectrum style behaviour

or ADHD which I think probably dilutes people who genuinely have it. But Oh my God I've lost my concentration. Who's in charge here?

Is there a screw in? Who is in charge today? We'll let Joe be in charge today. He's doing a good job Joe. Joe can I get another glass of champagne there please? Not without knocking the cameras over.

Now I will say the champagne is room temperature. We have nothing but respect. We've nothing but respect for Gem. I would just like to give a quick shout out to the girl who faked Hans her baby. Did you see that? Is she really? that is she really or is she joking I don't know

this could not be true she said she faked tans her seven week old baby Jo do you fake tan your baby no what the hell is wrong with you Sue Brophy did

my makeup Karina Gaffney styled us who did your makeup Ashley O'Rourke and my pal Carla and my pal Carla did my hair and do you know what

I Karina's been styling me since I met her I met her at 17 at this shoot and I've worked with her ever since and Ashley's obviously

mine and Ashley's dream was to be able to work with each other that's the champagne spilling that joke word everywhere my dream was to be able to work with my best pals

and I get to work with them every time I go home and it's like it's the nicest thing it's really nice especially when they go to their jobs well every time I go home and it's like it's the nicest thing it's really nice especially when they go to their jobs well like yeah

I mean if she had you looking like a clown you probably wouldn't bother so Sue Brophy anyway she always does my hair and makeup if she's free because she is you look fab

she's just I think like one of the best she polished that turd she polished it and she polishes it so well that I have to say the compliments start

becoming slightly offensive. Do you know what? Well, I was offended. I saw one compliment and it was like, oh, Joanne is like way nicer than Vogue or something. I was like, excuse me. Oh, yeah. We are as nice as each other. We look like family.

Did I tell you about the time? Sorry. Late, late. Late, late. When people are so shocked that you look well that they're like oh my god. And you're like

what do I what do I look like? My one of that is when I don't wear when I've no concealer on and I do a video people are like please tell me what concealer you use

because I look like I've been punched. Without concealer. You've got the kind of sexy black eyes. You've got like a kind of a you've got a dark under eye which I think is kind of cool. Yeah, but you know what? I like it.

I've had it since I was younger in school. Yeah, I like it. I've always had it. It's quite heroin chic. Thank you very much. I love the Late Late Show though. We got to go on with Ryan. We met,

yeah, we met Michal Martin, but his son wasn't with us, so we were absolutely raging. We met Michal Martin. So, but you're in love. He's one of our revolving Taoiseachs. He's now, he's not the Taoiseach at the moment now he's not the Taoiseach at the moment

he's not the Taoiseach so they're kind of they switch jobs I was like Micheál I don't know if you know but Leo Verracker follows me on Vogue so if you want to go on again

has Micheál followed us? no not that I'm aware of okay well that's it I'm not quite sexy in real life I'm like a dog in heat I don't know what's going on I definitely think you're getting your period

I don't know what it is imagine Micheál listens to going on I definitely think you're getting your period I don't know what it is imagine Micheál listens to this he's quite sexy you're getting your period that's why it's an illness Joanne it's an illness

you're not thinking straight all I've wanted to do this week is ride and punch people in the face I don't know what's going on I'm not myself or maybe this is myself no you're unusual

well calm her down she'll have one more drink she'll be grand yeah the late late was fun though I love Ryan isn't Ryan just so nice he's actually got something

very interesting that he wants to do after the late late and Paddy Kielty is has Ryan got something in the pipeline I love when something has something in the pipeline

Ryan has something in the pipeline and he told me about it and it is like because he's obviously super smart like it's just something really interesting

and it's going to be noteworthy TV Patrick Kielty has the new job as the late late host he's going to be great Vogue Williams

would you rather ooh okay go Ryan or Patrick to ride yeah I would rather well I don't

I don't care I never care for anything else okay well I don't know Patrick yet we don't oh yeah that's fair I like your being very diplomatic

we're taking in personality as well Ryan feels like he's kind of our friend Ryan is our friend he is and he's such a kind nice man

yeah people can be wankers about us and he's always been really nice yeah he's always been really nice so I would say I am for now

gonna ride Ryan but hopefully I will ride everyone yeah now his daughter does listen to the pod so well I'm going to ride your dad we're going to ride your dad

just in case you didn't hear it the first time we're going to buy Ryan Ryan is the host of the late late by the way we're going to sandwich Ryan we are going to be

the little pieces of bread and Jo you can rub in at the top just like a little condiment ah that's too much Jo just spreading his love mayonnaise I don't think so

sicko that's love mayonnaise how just spreading his love mayonnaise I don't think so Sicko That's love mayonnaise How have I never heard that before Sorry Speaking of mayonnaise No the real mayonnaise I had Burger King In the airport today

I haven't had it in so long I know I had a day off yesterday What did you have What did you have Chicken Royale And two small chips Because the one thing I will say about Burger King

Is the chip portion sizes are too small too small unacceptable I'm not a child well he did order small portions so they were always

going to be small respect me no I ordered well I ordered two medium small but they're both like I remember one time I sat again

chips are inexpensive just fill me with chips yeah like McDonald's and Farron's they're not scabby on the chips Burger King you're like oh are we rationing?

What's going on? Is this like a famine? What's happening? Anyway, so I have my little two bags of chips and my chicken royale and I fucking loved it. And I'll tell you this much. What?

The mayonnaise in Burger King is a next level. I basically, I don't know how many sachets I had. I basically just ate mayonnaise with a sprinkling of chips God that's what Gigi does Gigi just starts

shoving her fingers into it in the unit as a child I used to sit in the house and just drink or eat entire huge boxes of coleslaw I have a

serious horn and weakness for mayonnaise mayonnaise is a good condiment but I don't know if I could put it over ketchup it's like it's like crack

I think Burger King that's how they get you in because the mayonnaise is free and then you pay for everything else because you want the mayonnaise do you remember actually we were coming back

right Joanne and I were in the airport on Saturday morning together and we were coming back and we were desperate for breakfast remember we wanted to go for breakfast and we went into the

we went into the restaurant there's like honestly there's one restaurant besides Burger King in Dublin Airport Terminal 2 that you can get food. So we went in because Joanne did not want to dehydrate herself any more than she was. No, nothing dehydrating. I was like, that's a diuretic. Coffee's a diuretic.

I need to hydrate. I think you actually used that word. And then I had two peanut acrecias. Like, it makes no sense. It makes no sense. So we went in and we went to this restaurant there's a queue workout

that you have to order your food on I hate queue workouts I just want a menu the worst thing to come out of COVID besides the

the death yeah besides the fucking queue workouts like oh my god honestly they're for everything and it's just like just give me a menu

so anyway we were trying to order on it and then we were like to the waitress we were like do you want like we want to order this but we don't want bacon on it and it's just like, just give me many. So anyway, we were trying to order on it and then we were like to the waitress, we were like, do you want, like, we want to order this

but we don't want bacon on it. And she's like, yeah, no, you can't do that. Yeah, computer says no. So there's like five things to order

and you literally could not change that order at all. So if you were not a meat eater, you were just. We left, didn't we? Yeah. We stormed out

and went to the next shithole. Oh God, the next, the next, no, the next place was the worst it's I don't understand

you got a wet sandwich and I was jealous of it by the end of mine back with like a couple of rotten beans in it I spent so much time in that airport

and I know where they hold the chicken sandwiches so I know where to go and speaking of I'd like to come back to your workouts but today again

in Dundon airport again maybe that's what's wrong with me I think I'm in the sky too much yeah so I was inork but today again in Dublin airport again maybe that's what's wrong with me I think I'm in the sky too much yeah so I was in the airport today again yeah and having my daily peanut

that's why I got the train I wanted the train today why? no airports I love it I find the airport I feel like I feel like me and Erlingus

are in kind of a like a like I'm being chartered to Glasgow and there's just loads of other people also being chartered with me because I just love loads of other people also a bit chartered with me because I just love

I just love I genuinely just love flying with them I feel like them about the way you feel like house it's annoying I just yeah but I just don't like the before part in the airport

because I'm a cheap bitch like I can't help myself I always end up buying stuff I'm a piece of loads of money in here what I've started doing is because I get so bored in airports and I just buy cosmetics and shit

I started buying tiny airplane ones so I can justify buying another size in a week because I can't find anyway so I'm in the airport woman comes over really nice

she'd been to see the show one of the shows and she was like can I get a selfie and I was like yeah of course and she hands the phone to her child

to take it like she was like six or something I don't know whatever I can't I don't know that child was probably

about 13 yeah she could have been anywhere between 6 and 19 yeah but she was a child okay

and she handed the thing to this little child and the child is like doing the angle from like under here and I said sorry no and I told the child and I was like

no no no the lady doesn't like that because your woman was like say hello to the lady and I was like the lady doesn't want you taking a photo from down that low

I don't want 60 chins thank you no and then when I took the phone off the chat I was like this is so bad I can't believe

I just did that but I'm powering through lean in and then I took a selfie with your woman with right angles and good lighting and did you whack a Paris

I just said to her like obviously put a Paris on my morale can't take the photos no and sometimes when you see when you're like

those ones you know when people look amazing and they tag themselves and you see yourself and you look like a toe I've had photos taken on days that I look so shit my phone won't open

won't acknowledge face recognition that is a bad day when your phone doesn't recognise you because you're so ugly that's a really bad day I wonder if my phone

would recognise you why would it because I just think we look alike no we don't people keep saying when your phone doesn't recognise you because you're so ugly. That's a really bad day. I wonder if my phone would recognise you. Why would it? Because I just think we look alike. No, we don't. People keep saying I look like Queen Rania. Yeah, well, I mean, that's not a bad call.

I wish I was Queen Rania of Jordan. I would tell her I look like Shrek, Princess Diana from Shrek. So I'd go with Queen Rania if I did. Things about, so because the keyboard code

drove us so mad, right? I did a little deep dive on this. And listen to this. By the year 2030, it's estimated that 25 million jobs worldwide that were once done

by a human will be replaced by a robot. And 42% of those jobs will never go back to humans. But one of them, right,

that I absolutely, oh, a cashier. I love a cashier. I told you about my friend in co-op who, like, paid for my food one day and I had to go back

and give him the money but like cashiers are not I like having the chats with them. Sorry. I'm a fucking cashier. I can't remember the last time anyone else scanned anything for me.

I know. Yeah we're doing that ourselves now anyway. Oh and it always something always breaks and they have to come over to you. Look I'm going back putting in codes and all. Yeah. I just like I'm properly skilled now those people I almost drivers 51% I was driving out of Dublin airport where you live now where you reside where I live

I left the car there so I drove out and I I knew there was something wrong on my google maps because it seemed to be adding it was always taking me back roads it was like I put a setting on that says like I'm fucking I'm bored bring me anywhere I don't know what was going on so anyway I realized since I had it to um avoid motorways but I didn't cop because I didn't intentionally put it on so I didn't know and I'm so geographically thick that I just follow I'm like whatever the computer tells me to do if it told me to drive

through a house to get to the other road I'd do it yeah yeah yeah I'd just be like but this is what Google it's Google like I'm not going to

argue with Google so I was coming out to an airport and it was like take a left through Swords and I was like this can't be right but I'm going to do it

because maybe it's how annoying how do you not Aaron 40 minutes but Joanne to get back to Enniscarry so Enniscarry you don't know the back to Enniscarry so Enniscarry you don't know the way to Enniscarry

it's on the M50 I tell you I take I'm very I take direction well you're on you're practically on the M50

at the airport but it was like it was like swing a left Joanne and I was like oh it's Google like maybe it's trying to be sound maybe there's like a collision

or traffic so off I went into the Midlands. Well, it would be nice. You know what? When someone, like, I think it'd be nice. You could, you'd have your own personal driver when this happens, when the robots take over the cars.

Yeah. And it's going to be all like ski electrics and stuff. Anyways, there I am driving. And I could feel there was. Is it not ski electrics? She always likes me when I left the front. Yeah, I don't know. Here's another one. Cleaner 21% job loss predicted. when I watch the front yeah I don't know here's another one

cleaner 21% job loss predicted now I would now I'm sorry I wouldn't like that I don't think I want robots taking over anything

to be honest we're not going to lose Dora are we Dora's going nowhere but 21% I just like human interaction bartender 19%

you'll never get a larger wine than what you asked for you'll only get it to this to the literal millimetre that's the meanest thing you've ever said to me you know I'm not in a great place it's coercive control

you might you might never when they take it out and they look you in the eye and they pour it like what I love when you order when I was in Newcastle

sorry I can't I cannot do it I'm sorry you gave it to me for doing that such a cool city I love it I love I just order when I was in Newcastle sorry I can't I cannot do it I'm sorry you gave it to me for doing that such a cool city I love it I love

I just I think I I think I'm a northerner I love Newcastle I think I'm a northerner my dad's from

Preston Lancashire now we were obviously I'm adopted so it's not like in the DNA but still I was raised by a

Lancashire man but oh Frank was from Lancashire Frank was Lancashire yeah what was his accent Lancashire what's that like Lancashire man but oh Frank was from Lancashire Frank was Lancashire yeah what was his accent Lancashire

what's that like Lancashire yeah well he's dead a long time to be honest I'd have to get out the take him off stick a voice box in him

see if there's anything left squeeze his belly. It's so funny in the show. Like because me and Beau, both our dads are dead. So we feel like we're entitled to kind of have a bit of crack about that. It's dead right. It's dead right.

And what would you say? Some people don't like jokes about that kind of thing. They don't. I think we're hold on what's the word I like to use we irrelevant

no are you kidding speak for yourself irrelevant I mean yeah but also irreverent

when people are like oh so what does your dad do well he's dead he's dead actually he's dead thanks for bringing that up thank you thank you very much

for bringing up that traumatic time in my life I actually find it worse I hate saying he's dead sometimes I just want to say it because it causes like

you just pretend because you have to go it's just it's just a bit of a buzzkill I kind of can't death can do that to people I'm 40 so like loads of 40 year olds

have dead parents but my dad died when I was 16 so it was a bit of a 16 yeah I'm 16 I just turned 16 I was 16 a week when he died

you must have been really annoying right is that what happened that's what happened that's why I'm so fucking angry Joanne and I have decided fucking angry Joanne and I have decided sorry daddy

Joanne and I figured out well Joanne was always frightened of me it would seem but she's only figured out recently that I'm frightened of her and do you know what

I'm absolutely thrilled I really didn't think she was I would hate to be in trouble you know there's some people because it's as well as Fanny has a sister

called Nina and she's like have you met her? no she's the nicest person in the world oh we have met her yeah and now I've actually

never seen her in a bad mood with anyone but like she is like she's been presented to the earth by God himself if he exists but she is one of

the better people we're really asking the big questions today aren't we holy God are you there hello hey Mary thank God it's me Val but like to be in trouble with someone like that would really terrify big questions today, aren't we? Holy God, are you there? Hello. Hey there. Thank God it's me, Val.

But like to be in trouble with someone like that would really terrify me. And because you don't really, like we've never actually fought. What? Except that one time for about six minutes. No, I think, I think we are,

and we, we and Val have spoken about this before. We are actually, because I think when you start working with your friends, all these other, all these other things you have to take into consideration. Suddenly there's like, you're not just able to have the crack all the time. There's conversations to be had, decisions to be made.

You're like a pit bull. Yeah. You're like, she is like a train. Do you know what I mean? She's just like, because of the mental health conditions. because of the mental health conditions. And so you're trying to bring these two, I would say,

like quite ambitious personalities together. And very different people. And very different people. And we've accidentally and very fortunately become like basically business partners. Yeah, yeah. So we have to, you're trying to manage all that as well.

I think we do exceptionally well. So do I. So do I. We fight way less than Spenny and I think we do Exceptionally well So do I So do I We fight way less We've never gotten physical Speaking of fights Oh my god Holly and Phil

Oh my god So I was on the phone To one of the girls from home About this this morning And her We were on the phone For so long about it Her phone overheated

Because the tea was so hot Stop And I lost connection with her I will tell you something And so Like Okay There's more to There's so much more To the story because the tea was so hot and I lost connection with her I will tell you something and so like okay there's more to

there's so much more to the story but we don't know if any of it is true 100% allegedly allegedly allegedly

he didn't even get to say goodbye on Thursday he's worked there for 20 years so something isn't right no it's proper toxic shit so but like the next day the kind of

goodbye Philip segment by Dermot and Alison did they have like a memorial kind of thing it looked like

an obituary it was just and thanks so much to the man who was on the K20s and then just these like clips of photos

of him it was like he was dead Eamon Holmes can't get enough of this shit did you see Amanda Holden posted something as well are we going to talk you see Amanda Holden posted something as well

are we going to talk about her well yeah she posted something she is real beef with him now allegedly it's about him I didn't well I'm not really

you know I didn't know but I know that you you know her well she didn't tell me I don't know her I've met her a few times but she of course

didn't tell me anything about it but I saw it and I was like ooh that must be about him but Eamonn Holmes cannot stop. Eamon can't. He just can't. He can't. He's so enraged. But I wonder what he did to Eamon Holmes and he hates Eamon Holmes so much.

Because I actually find Eamon Holmes very pleasant. I've heard Ruth the same. His wife listens to the pod. I know. Joanne is obsessed with the fact that his wife listens to the pod. Love Ruth Langford. I love Ruth. She was our first celebrity listener.

And I love Holly as well. I don't know Phil. I don't want to go too deep on him but like I'm glad Holly's still there. No I think there's a lot of stuff going on in Philip's this is what I can gather

personally like his brother obviously has just been sent to prison for 12 years. Some sort of sexual misconduct with a minor. 12 years he gone. I

when that happened I was like oh I was kind of thinking I, when that happened, I was like, oh, I was kind of thinking just about careers in general. And I was like, if your sibling fucks up their life and fucks up someone else, like if your sibling is a criminal, should that impact you? No, because people are very different.

But, so I don't think that's what this is about. Now, I think it's a hard thing to kind of oh that it's not style out that your brother sent it's not I don't think

any of this is about that at all well I think it plays a part no it's a completely different thing this has been going on behind the scenes for a long

time yeah a long time I've heard a few bits and bobs now Jo's getting nervous Jo's getting nervous Jo's getting nervous so we'll stop I want to tell you

no no no hold on who's going to take their who's going to take their place I think it's going to be I do I like Alison Hammond I think Holly's staying

Holly's definitely staying yeah Ryan would be great Ryan he's got some free time now put Ryan no I think it will be Alison Hammond

Alison Hammond and Holly oh do you think they'll go two women well what's wrong with two women nothing I just I hate women

I'd hate to see two of them start together yeah I forgot about your complete disdain for women I just fucking hate them no I think it will be I think it will be the two of them

well last week I said that Holly and Phil were not going to break up and look at this week so don't take my word for gospel they usually always pair man woman

maybe Germaine O' leary but i'm not being bad did you see that did you see that post of germinal leary dancing i couldn't take it what did you has anyone seen that post of germinal so he was dancing in the radio show and he was dancing along to sean i saw him in a slightly different light oh i know you don't fancy him i don't fancy him anymore oh but i love allison Hammond and I have not I have yet to see her dance. Don't get jealous. Okay? Hold it back.

Okay. But I'm going to see Beyonce next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday Beyonce. Oh

so you're chipping in for that 200 million pound gaff she just bought in America. Can you and I've seen it. You know they paid in cash. oh so you're chipping in for that 200 million pound gaff she just bought in America can you and I've seen it you know they paid in cash what the fuck

no what do you mean they paid in cash no mortgage nothing just boom there you go 200 million yeah just a bag of cash

well he has sold he sold his champagne business for like they're billion they're both equally billionaires so like 200 million is like it's like me paying

for the 695 for the internet I'd say yeah yeah yeah which you wouldn't pay for which I absolutely wouldn't pay for so I wouldn't have touched that guy

but 200 million 200 million like that's a couple like that's you couldn't even fit that in one car could you no

200 million imagine just tapping 200 million tap tap have you got a revolution they already have a house for 88 million in Bel Air

they also have a New York 88 million in Bel Air they also have a New York City penthouse apartment I love and I love Jay-Z as well Jay-Z Threat is one of my favourite songs in the whole world

by the way by the way I only like listening to Gangsta rap and grime that's all I listen to it's true

so I love him as much as I love Beyonce I'm flat out in Girls Aloud you do I the Girls Aloud mega mix, I'm sorry. Tell me a better track.

I don't know if you're serious or not. I'm absolutely serious. I want you to guess what the biggest, the most expensive house on earth is. Is it, is this a trick question? Is it Mars or something? No,

no, it's on actual earth. It's on planet earth. You'll know it. It's like a landmark oh is it like Buckingham Palace yes

ah Buckingham Palace for now I don't know who priced this we'll see it on right move in a few weeks 4.9 billion

yeah 4.9 now I read this other story about this man who bought this house like this and it was all protected

I just read it last week and so he bought this house for 1.5 million and the owner ripped every single thing out of the house. So every fireplace was ripped out. Every light fixture was ripped out. Just like went absolute nuclear on the place.

Oh my God. You've just reminded me. I did a shout out for Worth's Housemates. Oh, I love that. I don't want to like tell tales. She says about to tell tales. I'm not going to like be specific but I spent

some time in a home where I lived and it was like it's not my home it's not your home and the girls that I moved in

with at the time they'd all moved some of them moved out most actually they'd all moved out I kind of overstayed I was too I wasn't there

if I was travelling around I think that's but that to me makes the perfect house you're not there yeah but I had no rapport there was Travelling around or whatever But that to me Makes the perfect housemate You're not there Yeah but I had no rapport There was two girls That lived in the house

That I got on really well But the other two We just didn't really Have any rapport And em But one of them Like do you know When you're like

I kind of checked out Because I knew I was going to be moving out Yeah But so I was like I'm not going to get involved In this Fight

Because this is outrageous Two girls moved in One of them moved her boyfriend in with her didn't ask us no one asked us no no no no he was there for like four weeks five weeks three weeks two weeks at a time never I just couldn't get over how rude it was and he was in the house all the time because when he was there he had this kind of shift job where he'd go off and work for months at a time and then come back. And he'd be in the house all day. You'd come down in the morning and your child put on a wash. He's there.

Did he have his own home or no? No. He was just, no. They weren't from the UK. But then the thing that I absolutely snapped. One morning he told one of the other girls to keep it down in the kitchen. He's like, yeah. Stop.

Like, to quote one of our big philosophers Aaron McGregor the fucking neck of you like the neck of you telling us paying rent you're not paying rent

he didn't pay any rent no one asked us could he stay and he was I mean if your boyfriend was staying for four nights you'd be like

just a heads up at one stage he was there for a month no yeah a month every day all day every day

yeah but people just take the piss when you live with them sometimes it's so rude it boiled my blood so much but I was like

I'm moving out I'm not getting involved and then I I didn't I never said that to him but I went down one morning

and his milk was in the fridge and he'd written his name on it oh oh no excuse me milk

so basically like don't like I wasn't in a position to use any of his milk did you drink every single bit of that milk I wish I had

I wish I had I wouldn't be there if I was living in the house I love a real I just obey I'm a bit of a walker I would have drank all that I'm a submissive

anyway I was like the neck of this lad to be rocking out with a padlock on his milk and he's not paying a penny in rent he paid towards the bills

which didn't impact me really like it was like a ten or less a month something stupid do you know what I mean and no one ever said that yeah but the fact that you allowed him to pay

towards the bills you probably thought that he was entitled to be there but that's that was done by his girlfriend oh god

I know I'm lying Taylor Swift yeah I know everyone is so obsessed she's a miracle child all she does from what I can tell

is perform in the rain how she has not been electrocuted I cannot understand she's like an angel sent from heaven she looks amazing as well

she's literally standing in electric storms with like golf clubs in her hands and microphones and fucking guitars and like toasters and ovens

and everything I don't understand it I used to live with this girl and actually she's not a bad roommate she was a really really nice roommate

but she used to bring guys home and like it happened twice where basically they just robbed her and left in the morning. So like, I was like, okay, I can't leave. I don't feel like I can leave my stuff out.

They sold her iPad. They sold her iPod as well. Remember we used to have little iPods? Sold her iPod. Oh my God, I'm very attracted to this man. Who is he? Strong-headed advice. All this shit.

I'd be like, oh my God. And another thing. So alpha. I love. Another thing that man. Who is he? Strong-headed advice. All this shit. And I'd be like, oh my God. And another thing. So alpha. I love. Another thing that happened. Oh my God. She had her parents over for food. And her family was really nice in fairness.

But they came over for food and they're having pizza. And I just had come in from work. And I went into the kitchen. And I saw the bathroom scissors on the kitchen counter. And I said. Oh, I know. I guess I better know what this is. Why are the bathroom scissors on the kitchen counter and I said Oh I know. I guess I better know what this is. Why are the bathroom scissors on the kitchen counter?

We've been cutting our pizza with them. Oh! The bathroom scissors are the scissors I use to maintain my area. So she had been using the pube scissors

on her family's pizza I know I'm pretty sure they cut a toenail too oh my god I know who goes looking

in a bathroom cabinet for a pizza cutter I know you just like the scissors are in the bathroom because of the bathroom scissors what's wrong with these people I don't know trim your pubes with the scissors are in the bathroom because of the bathroom scissors. What's wrong with these people? I don't know.

Trim your pubes with the scissors. Don't eat the pizza. So that was my roommate stories. I used to live with Amber and she's honestly I think she is Ireland's newest dictator.

She will You have been in her company My Stalin you haven't seen anything until you've seen Amber Williams. So yeah so I was like does anyone have any bad housemate stories because it's it's that it's kind of Miles Stalin, you haven't seen anything until you've seen Amber Williams. So yeah, so I was like,

does anyone have any bad housemate stories? Because it's that, it's kind of a, it's a bit of a weird situation because you're just living with these strangers. You're just sharing a space with these people and you don't know them. You very rarely have a loyalty towards them. I'd rather be with somebody than not be with somebody though.

I wouldn't be able to live on my own. What would I be like? I'd be horrible. Yeah, you wouldn't, it wouldn't suit you now. But when I first moved to London, I didn't want to be on my own either because I live on my own. What would I be like? I'd be heartbroken. Yeah, it wouldn't suit you now. But when I first moved to London, I didn't want to be on my own either because I was on my own so much for work that I was like, I can't.

I need to wake up in the morning and hear like a shower or a radio or something so I don't feel like I'm the only human alive. Do you know what I mean? Have you noticed that I tried to give you a break on tour, by the way? What do you mean? A Vogue break.

I try not to always be in your space because I know you're like you like your alone time no but I actually really enjoy you being around okay that's fine I won't do that anymore

tough luck oh shit I'll see you at 7am see you in the toilet in five I'm on the toilet I'll just pull across the shower

and be like boo you said you liked my company I don't know why you're laughing Jo I'll be up to you next no I think that's

I think that's a really admirable trait but when I first moved I didn't want to be on my own but that's why I lived in that shared house which I really enjoyed

at the start but now I would I would be okay being on my own really well you'd be in my house most of the time well it was me

7 and 7 you wouldn't be I like the option I like the nice thing about your house is I can go down and just chill out there I don't like really even have to

see you guys yeah that's true it's true sometimes she does I don't know if she's there or not so it's lovely having the company you're buzzing around

and Amber will come in we'll have a chat and then you just go back and I'll just go back to the couch and it's it's so relaxed that's what's really nice I love hearing that about my in we'll have a chat and then you just go back and I'll just go back to the couch and it's so relaxed that's what's really nice I love hearing that

about my house because I have a really open door policy if you're ever in the area you know Jo you can come in and I want people to be happy in the house

I think that's a boundary we don't need to cross Jo I think we can be professional tell me some of the stories about what we got sent in a reoccurring theme was people moving in with friends

and then it like completely ending the relationship no yeah one girl like this was there was loads of ones like this

moved in with my best friend after college we didn't talk for 10 years after I moved out discovered she was an absolute skanky bitch she made soup two months later

I finally moved out soup was still in the pot on the cooker as I put the keys back in the letterbox. Yeah, but you know what? That's also, that is also her fault. You have to lay boundaries and be like, you can't like leave a shared space like that.

That's why I said to my little brother when he was moving out, I was like, Alzo, anything in a communal area, because he would used to come in and he'd drop his shoes and his bags up in the kitchen. I'd be like, you can't do that. Because everyone does that. The kitchen's full of shite.

Take it and put it in your room yeah and now he is he is like well for his sister yeah I think it does I think some people need some extra lessons in domesticity I certainly did

like I I find myself I I'm I expel a lot of energy in some areas of my life and I don't at all in like

cleaning up I just I have no interest in doing it I don't at all in like cleaning up I just have no interest in doing it I don't think there's anything wrong I would know that you just think there's no issue there I would know that you were in my house from the from the way things left and not that she's left it really messy because she'll have attempted to clean up but I know the way Joanne cleans yeah it's like it's you know it's it's can't it's it's just moving things into different places so next one go get us another one when Vogue was like oh I see

you make a bed like Spencer and I was like that seems laden with judgement em oh yeah I lived with a girl in college who was absolutely

nuts but she was also a fantastic entrepreneur every night out she would pretend she was called Gabby and that she was a yoga instructor she'd bring a fella home

sleep with him and then ask him for 30 quid for the morning after pill even though she had the implant. Oh my god. She had more money than all of us put together because she'd get the ride

every second day of the week. She'd also steal the one and two euros I made on tips from working a bar job off my bedroom floor. Stop. These had fallen out

of my back pocket when I exhausted got into bed after a 10 hour shift she always denied this despite being the only other person in the house I know

I used to live obviously I used to live with my dad but when I got kicked out from living with my mum I lived with my dad and my dad was like a heavyish drinker

that's a nice way of putting it he was a heavy drinker and so like he would come and sit in the couch and he'd watch TV and then and so like he would come and sit on the couch and he'd watch TV and then the next day

I would go and shove my hand in the cage I swear to god I found notes and everything they all just fell out of his pocket I'd be loaded

you're like one of those kids in the fountain and where is the where is the fountain Trevi Fountain Trevi Fountain yeah making up words

this one my friend had a housemate who refused to chip in for toilet paper because he insisted he was taking all his shits at work stop

that's the most annoying when someone won't buy toilet paper like come on buy toilet paper me and my housemate went to

do our weekly shop at our local Asda's we paid separately at the self-service till as I approached the exit with my housemate we got stopped by security

and marched back doing the full walk of shame to a small room where it emerged my housemate had basically tried to pass off chicken breasts

and hair dye as a bunch of bananas no I was none the wiser and sat flabbergasted while she was on her knees begging for forgiveness and to not call the police

on her she even offered to run around the shop naked they eventually caved with the understanding we would never step foot back in our Asda again I mean the amount of people

that must be doing that at the self-serve come on I don't know so I heard this kind of people that must be doing that at the self-serve come on I don't know so I heard this kind of loose bit of data that they know

how much they lose on people throwing stuff in at something else but it's not it's still cheaper than hiring staff it is

yeah so what you're saying is keep robbing absolutely rob responsibly kids rob responsibly I had a friend who just refused

to pay for coffee so she just used to rob a zero like she just was like I'm not paying for a zero how would she rob coffee though just stick it down her pants or whatever

oh my god yeah she'd pay for everything else she was like I just can't bring myself to pay seven quid for a like a tin of coffee

and I was like well it is quite pricey it is actually my friend Johanna and I when we lived in I'd be honoured if I was a zero I'd be like that's quite flattering well my friend of coffee and I was like well it is quite pricey it is actually my friend Johanna and I when we lived in I'd be honoured if I was a zero I'd be like that's quite flattering well my friend Johanna and I

were in San Francisco and we had no money because we were on a J1 which is a visa that you get to go and live in the summer and basically you've no money we used to just walk around

the supermarket and be like eating packets of ham and yogurts yeah yeah yeah you'd be getting stuck in you'd have like a seven course tasting menu yeah

my housemate kept a potty in her room oh no so the only thing that made it's just the term potty and no she didn't have any

medical issues which meant she couldn't get to the toilet she was just a dirty lazy bitch and we found out because she left it when she moved out

what Theodore came out of it came out of the toilet with Sven and he was like daddy you did a the toilet with Spen and he was like Daddy did a wee wee in the sink and I was like

what I was like Spen you didn't just do that with tea and he was like well he was using the toilet I was like Spenny

it's terrible a bathroom had to go three sick times we're gonna have to go now we're gonna I'm more Vogue no Joanne we have to go

we might add something to the bonus because we actually do have to go on stage I've been Vogue Williams she's been Joanne McNally and we are might add something to the bonus because we actually do have to go on stage I've been Vogue Williams she's been Joanne McNally and we are off to do our show

in Glasgow which we have tickets left for the 7th and 8th of June because we're coming back to see you because you're sound

so we'll see you on the 7th and 8th yeah 7th and 8th of June isn't it yeah and it's such a nice room it is

it's cool yeah daddy thanks everyone let's go