Nerd Poker - The Fog Campaign - Episode 63

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

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It's Brian Posane. Nerd Poker. We're calling it. The song campaign. My friends are here. Chris, Blaine, Ken, engineer Sam, and of course our kick-ass DM,

Dan Telfer. Welcome to Nerd Poker. It's Brian Posein. You're listening to Nerd Poker. It's got that perfect sound where you can tell. It's from my fucking house. Yay, we're back. Yeah.

63 of the fog campaign. Everybody's here. I'll go around the table. Chris. Hello, Brian. Ken? Good to be back. Hey, man.

Dan. Hey, we're Brian's dining room. Yes, we are. The AC's cold enough. Blaine? Hey, where's your couch? We're doing stuff here at the house, and there's no longer a couch in the living room for like a day or two.

these guys gotta be assholes about it. That's what they do. I'm used to between recordings, putting my head in your lap while I play Nintendo Switch. I don't know how we're gonna pull it. Never ever happened. My friend JD was to fuck it. Yeah, send it to Washington.

Hey. We're out of the show, as always, from the cool part of my house. Sam, everybody. Hello, sweet children. Hey, man. Cool part of the house is at the couch. Yeah. That's where the AC is shoot.

Yeah, it's right under here. we're all here we should thank some people we really should thank you to everyone who can listen everyone who can head on over to patreon and if you support us at our top two tiers we give you a little shout out the beginning of the episode and there's some folks with usernames like jd vance's cum stains all over brian's couch whoa they got that in there fast how'd they know thank you brian and sarah's just for dogs toilet rat turd buffet what That's definitely a real one. Thank you, Dick Trebusha.

Thank you, Critter DJ. Thank you, Devona Upi Rock. Thank you, Dr. Weiner, Tits, McGee, Esquire. He's a lawyer. Yeah, I just had to go over the top with the Esquire, huh? Just poor. It's like Bill Cosby. Yes.

Dr. Weiratner, Tits, McGee, Esquire. So much like Bill Cosby. No, I know what you mean. Thank you, Wordhog. Thank you, Scott Parker. Thank you, Blaine's up close, blown out Mike. make your punchline punchier with Blaine's up close blown-out mic. Cool, cool, cool, cool, go, gosh.

I don't know what just happened. Thank you, Hayden. Thank you, Apiariix. Thank you, Big Angry, NPC. Thank you rolling on Molly with Friar Jolly. Thank you. Thank you, Nathan's Hot Dog Scoop. And finally, thank you.

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Dan? Thank you, Blaine. And guess what? Now we're going to talk about what happened last time. Un-Nured poker. Our heroes tried their best to get out of the room with their typical. coffin at the edge of a precipice before the coffin could drop. Twoulden even used some magic vines to grab the bottom of the coffin and try and fix it in place.

You murdered some mushroom folk who were in the way, also known as my conids, and smashed through a root system into the next room where there is that toxic river of slime, which I'm using some toxic slime river that was sent to us by a listener two seasons ago. Thank you, listener. One season ago. and yeah, we were using the minis. Is it toxic slime river? Everyone just got through the other side of this opening in this hallway. That away, West, is the thief queen and perhaps an emissary of Caius, the cosmic worm eldritch being. And that way through the opening you came from,

you see some sort of floating undead creature heading your way after trying to whammy you several times. Up first in the turn order is, oops, an accidental selfie I took, and then a screen grab of the turn order from Roll 20. Chris, ends of feet. No, listen. Not on Maine.

So, floaty, undead from the coffin is... Right where Brian's coaster and Mike Corrid are. And then what's the status of this? The whole... That's not like a doorway. that's like sort of a thing we kind of carved open could not get a hold of like some like terrain that would sort of make it look that way but no i just but just an idea that can make it a little more visually that's i don't need that i'm but i mean more like does it seem like if i tried to

shoot it with a firebolt could i close that door so that yeah do you want to put this there so it's just like some rubble somebody just like in the opening because that's kind of you came down a little bit of rubble i think because you like fruity pebbles in a major way that's what i'm gonna do Hey, Fred. I will fire a firebow. Rubble, roble. To try to smash the thing. If that's okay, yeah.

Above, do you admit roll to attack? I will have you roll to attack just trying to hit the... Uh, 20. That is going to be hit against the rock. Roll your rock damage. Can you smell? It's hanging out to look at it. I apologize.

No, it's okay. This is a re-learning experience. We have not played in person in six months. Jesus. Brian, got to keep getting cast on those sitcoms. We didn't even have COVID. Brian caught a sitcom. 1D10.

Very contagious sitcom. Next. Eight points of fire damage. Excellent. To the rubble. I don't want the good ones. There's two rubbles. There's the Dick Sergeant rubble and the Dick York Rubble.

Yeah, I was going to say that. See, I was looking at my notes. and one nine, total of nine. Total of nine is pretty good, though. And yeah, you're going to see nine points for the rocks sort of tumble onto the root and rock system, that rubble pile. Do an insight check, Chris?

Was there two actual actors for Barney Rebel, or did they just change the voice? I think they just changed him up. The character was around for 90 years. And then he talked like that, like he was super nasal. Yeah. He started out like this. had that other voice the first year, remember.

Right, yeah. 21 on Insight. Then they just went full arc-carney with it. Yeah, because he also had different eyes. They were like hollow. Yeah, like Dr. Sears. Yeah. This is based sort of off, like, mathematically, the hit points that you took off.

It's about an ace of the way collapsed if you were to make that a project. Okay, so I'll sort of call out to everybody like, try to close the thing before he gets through. Okay. Mm-hmm. Blaine you're up. Unless you have a bonus action or movement, you'd like to use Chris. And maybe I'll fall back. I don't know how much spacer is behind 10.

I would say you probably would have to move here to shoot like 10 feet. Okay. I have, I think, 40 total. You could go way back if you want. You can be all the way back here. I'm sorry, 30. Yeah, so I'll fall back sort of behind or maybe not necessarily directly behind, but past Ken. Great.

I crouched behind the sorcerer from a human sheet. Would you like to roll? Can you bonus action hide? Okay. Hey, what does the ceiling look like, Dan? Well, let's see. It's sort of... Not this one.

Oh, I was going to say. Beautiful. Woodwork. There's beams. No, it's stone. It's rough rock. There is maybe centuries of liquid moisture that has sort of cracked open what used to be. A rock ceiling.

There's almost none of that left. There's some broken chunks of flat stoneworked bricks that are kind of like jammed between chunks of organic rock. But for the most part, it's just rough rock. I'm going to, I'm going to firebolt the ceiling above the door like Chris has been doing. Yeah. Okay. Roll to thunder. No, you said fireball.

Firewold. Firewold. I want you to thunderwave. That's what I would do in Baldur Escape 3. 18 plus 6, 24. Jesus. That's a hit. I'm looking for a 20 to hit the rock.

It's rock. 19. Jeez. Nice. I like it. Huge chunks fall down. It's about three-eighths of the way. Rows.

Three-eighths of the way collapsed inward. I'm going to hide under the couch because the rock scared me. Yeah. Before he can call initiative, can somebody, got any health they can throw at me? I can next time. Okay. Yeah.

Right now you've got little peepers up next. He does have a health potion he can hand off to you. There you go. So he's going to run up per your request. That is a regular health potion. I have to look up with the hit points on it are. I think it's something like a D8. Oh, wait, I have that in, like, a document somewhere, not just...

What kind of potion? Do you be on regular? Do you know what that is? A regular healing is 2D4 plus 2. Hell yeah. Thank you. I love having to... Good line to this guy over here with the numbers. Plus 2, plus 2.

Yeah, I got it. Cha, cha, meow. What? Is it a 4? A what? A D4. A D4. Blaine has 30 of them.

Special shout-back to Hayden for having a regular name. Plus two. He's going to try to collapse it with his crossbow, but he's unable to get any more rebel off of it, the ceiling. Oh, yowch. So four. Four hit points, yeah. Thanks, too.

Roll two ones. Alas. It is still technically Little Peefer's turn. When you have anything, Chris. Just letting you know he's moving back. And now. Oh. Moving away, I see.

And now it is your turn, Brian. All right. I'll say you can make your bonus action the pop another potion. Oh, I don't have one yet. What you just did, it was not your turn yet, but now it is. So I'm saying you just use your bonus action. Oh, okay, cool. And then I will, uh,

I'm going to send it firebolt at this ceiling. Great. Go for it. Roll to firebolt. That'll be plus your spell attack bonus. We're killing this doorway. Too bad the doorway isn't the fucking big... I know. Right? Dan, you should think about making this doorway the answer to everything.

13 plus 7. 20. Oh, perfect. And you just got it by the exact number of the armor classes. Oh, you do 20. Oh, wow. Well, that damage. Two tens. Actually, you know what? On one of the bonus episodes, I said that Stone had an AC of 17. Nobody has missed it yet, but I will amend the 20 to a 17.

I like it. That's fair. Wow. Inequitable. How's that judgeship going, by the way, Ken? Here you. Here are you. Congrats on getting reelected for the age time.

O'iye, O'ye. You come the judge. This wig is itchy. A seven and eight. Sound like Mitch Edberg. This wig is itchy. The ceiling is about five eighths collapsed. Cube in it.

So, it's looking pretty good. And up next we have the two fish folk. the Kuatowa are going to both use their turn to try and help with this it's going to be a miss from the spell fella next try that and then it's going to be a hit add a boy and a crit from our harry and friend

I'm going to take shit he's going to kind of run over here and just start smashing the ceiling I like it. Dan, do you want to say that again on Mike? But he's running around. No. Okay. He ran around.

He was behind one of you, I think behind Brian. I had the barbarian. He's right like in the doorway now and I'm just rolling his damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. Very Flintstoney episode. Right? It's so Flintstone and we're attacking stone. Hussein You're fired

Wow that was good You've done their work Voice person Yes I did So what? You want to make something out of it? It is now 7th 8th

collapsed Bet, bet, bet, bet, bet It is now This dude's turn He is going to float Through the doorway But he's going to Take a bunch of that

Sweet rock damage Uh-huh I know he is going to have to kind of like slide through. Here's your paper, Mr. Flintstone. It's a living. Oh, man. That's what I was going to do. I would have put some more mustard up.

It's a living. Everybody do an insight, Chuck, please. Okay. Insight. Feels right. 19. That's a. Critt.

Nice. Oh my goodness. So that's 20 plus seven. All right. So I was very also. Nice. Yeah, baby. So you can tell that it is both a mind flare and undead.

Oh. Oh. That's troubling. Interesting. Hmm. It's not great. Those of you who have Volos guide to monsters may know what this is. I left mine in my other pants

Mine flitcher Glug is right in the doorway so he is going to suffer the first attack Oh glug Oh no Here comes shocking grasp

We might get killed you guys This might be it Could be Totally mess Unfortunately that's a hit Oh And so that is going Jesus

That's what I 4D8 lightning damage Oh my God Jesus Sam is leaving the table He doesn't care for this at all He told me not to cast Shogging Grass before we started

He said it was his least favorite spell He was maddenous I'm sick to his stomach Just re-roll one of these bad boys Why should roll some good boys, Dan yeah right good boys what you're gonna do

what you're gonna do when they come for you I'm gonna say hey hi yeah 22 points of lightning damage and glute goes down I'm gonna help a old lady across the street I'm gonna give us some some somebody let's film it quick

nice boys nice part of what's you're gonna do I'm gonna clean up that dog's poo. Gonna write a love letter to my girl. Next in the turn order is good old Chris Tallman.

I call my mom and tell her she's my world. I'm going to cast... I want to just say he is in the doorway, Chris. I understand. However, my friend, Brian, is hurt. So I'm going to outcast healing word

at second level. I could healing word my second though I never leave. So I get to, I believe it's three. Monty just make the whole plane out of the healing word. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so it's a D8. So it's 2D8.

It's cure woops. That's not a healing word. What if Reverend Jim used a healing word? Half of the onions? Take a breath. Sorry, I'm trying to bring this up, and it's showing me everything. Excuse me. Hey, Blaine, what is me not being able to do this brought to you by?

You're not being able to do this as brought to you by dog dicks. Something to explain to your kid. Dog Dix. There we go. Right. So it's two to means they love each other. Four, two, four, eight, plus my spell. casting fire, which is five. So 14.

14 hit points. Much higher number than little people's dispotion. I believe the maximum I could do. I'm very happy with that. Of course. And then I see that guy coming. Dan, movement-wise, I want to try and do a long run, but that means

a cross to get to the far side of the river. How wide is the river? I'm going to say that the current mini situation is representing it accurately, which means each square is five feet, so that is... So it's about 10 feet. 10 feet across, give or take, because of those rocky stuff. And do I have 10 feet of run?

You can, yeah. Okay. You'd be able to diagonal it because of... So that's what I'd like to do. I'd like to run 10 feet so I can do a long jump. My strength, I believe, is more than enough. Yeah, my strength is 12. Okay, so I can jump 12 feet.

So I jump to the far side, and I'll try and get some... cover from, I don't know what's over there, but if there's a rock or anything, I'll just try and jump over and get on one side. I could say, uh, there's like a little bit of rubble. Yeah, just anything. Okay. No one. Uh, all right. That's it for me. Okay. Okay. Blaine You're up. I'm going to, is there any cover back here? Not really. No, I mean, Chris is trying his best, but you guys are kind of in a long hallway.

Okay, I'm going to do the same thing. I'm going to jump. I'm going to follow Chris, but I'm also going to do a firebolt at the ceiling and see if I can maybe bring some pain down on this guy. Yeah, it's possible one hit could do it. 16 plus 6. 22. That's it. 15.

All right. The rock is going to collapse. Nice. On him. He is now going to be restrained. Let's see. Do we think mind players in general can fly? No, right?

Mind players don't fly. He'd be mine flyers. What did you get on your insight check earlier when I was asking everyone to identify him? Not high. I got a 10. These guys got super high ones. The super high folk might say they could pretty easily cast a levitate or spell or something like that. Right.

But it would be a concentration spell. Mm-hmm. Good to know. Sorry. But. But. And I'm running and running and running. Blaine, please roll 10D10.

Ew. Blaine's face says no. I don't like it either. This is rock. Guys, guys, this is rock damage on the guy who's collapsing rock sign. Oh, I love it. I love this. Do you want dice, Blaine?

You want to use yourself? I think I'm good. All right. Hello, guys. Hey, you like that? No. Oh, here. Okay.

Here's six. 14, 18, 26, 32. 32, all right. That's a good start. And then 10, 18, 28. 32 and 28. So 60. 60 here.

60. It's a loud crunching noise as the rock pins him down. He misses his deck save. Oh, good. So he's pinned. Nice. Nice work. Yeah, you're going to prom. I didn't do what the ceiling did.

The mind flare is? I'm going to pet the kiddie cap. Shit. He managed to do it while he's in the doorway, which means you're moving away. That's the end of your turn? Yes, I'm beating paws down the hallway. Little Peepers is going to just fire.

Throw stabs out of him or throw it. Well, if he's pinned, that means he's, if you're in melee with him, you get advantage. Did you miss me? Run up and run up and step on his tentacle face. Could you put little peepers, like, right on top of him? Him? Yeah. Little peepers.

You got so. A nice job. Well, put him down because that's the doorway that no longer exists, kind of. So, yeah. He's going to do a lot of piercing damage. This is yours, by the way. Thank you. Nine and then

turn. There's little people stabbing him? Mm-hmm. For 32 points of damage. That's nice. Up next is Brian. Wait, did we do me? Did we?

Did you not take a turn yet? I did not. Oh, it's because you're at the bottom turn-under before this guy. You should have gone a while ago. Yeah, I tried to make Roll 20 pull up the old turn order and it's just stuck. So please go retroactively. I will.

That's all right. I will. Yeah, sorry, Ken. I'm going to actually write down the proper turn order. I'd not look at this. Let's take this back to when we entered this entire art of gun facility. I am going to cast sorceress burst of lightning at him laying on the ground. That's a...

23 to hit. It's so much of a hit. So 2D8. Eight. So I get to roll a third one because I got an 8 on one of them. Oh, that's cool. 7. 15.

And 3. 18 points of... Wow. Lightning. The damage. The damn dams. He's looking like shit. He's really fucked up.

Yeah, he is. Anything else for your turn? No. I'll give you three extra actions to say I'm sorry. That would be really weird. I will genuflect wildly. I will click my heels together. Brian, you are up.

Do I have to actually touch him? Do you chill touch? How does that touch? That's a great question. I mean, it's in the name of the spell. It isn't it, but I don't think it's necessarily true. He just cast chill. No, he cast.

Shocking grass. You create a ghostly skeletal hand in the space of a creature, so it's not your hand. It's a ghosty hand. Cool. Let's do that then. Okay. That's still going to be a spell attack roll.

Ghosty hand. It's a cry of damage. Yeah. It is. That's probably going to be a hit. It's 15 plus 7. Oh, it's a hit. Yeah, baby.

22. Nice. So it's 2D2. 10. And he is undead, so he is now also going to have disadvantage on his next attack rolls on you. That's fun. As a side effect of chill touch. Regular 10.

Okay. A what a who? A D10. If I can make my 10s regular, I'd never leave the... Dan! Yeah, I'll leave. Two twos. Boop.

Oh, well. peanut butter four points of fire damage okay but you also gave him disadvantage on attacks yeah and he's pretty

fucked up now he's like on the brink that was you he's at oh yeah yeah thanks spellcaster fish boy is going to uh what the hell was that

me on the mind There's a mugging. My flannel rubbing against. Sam, can you, like, pot that up? Nope. Bring a little more flannel in the mic. A little more flannel in the mic.

Flannel in the mic. Dan, shirt's on the mic. The MPCs did some stuff. Interestingly. He rocks the mic, right? One hit. Okay. Every hit counts.

Mm-hmm. encourage the NPCs to hit. Yeah. Oh, he's almost toast. Get out the butter. Right? What is this happening? Ever since you've become a simpleton, you've really enjoyed things more.

I don't know. We got to hit him in the head with shovels more often. I know. I'm going to buy some more shovels. Oh, that's Bush don't shovel. Right. It's so true. Just happy, Ken.

Oh, man. You guys. Black, huh? Black tentacles begin to extend from the ground in a 20-foot square. Uh-oh. How many of you were flying? I'm flying.

Gickles started flying on his turn. Glug smashed this guy with his acts a couple of times. I would go over here with Chris. All right. This is going to hit Lil Peepers, Glug, and, yeah, Brian. Does it hit him? He's on the ground, too. What it's going to start to do is, like, grip them.

A creature that starts their turn in the area is already restrained. And then you can use your action to make a strength, or decks check against the spell save DC of this guy. Do you have to? So can I get a deck saved from Brian? Is it do it or be restrained or they're already restrained? Um, if they, if you fail this decks thing, you're a restraint. Copy.

Uh, and gluck botches. Oof. And little peepers botches. Wow. 26. You don't. Yes. 26

18 plus 8 my dexterity saving those pretty high that's fucking plusy glue goes back down oh Joffrey's one of my favorite characters ever

he's great the numbers are in his favor Bill Peepers says oh my is ungripped grip grip

Yeah, I like all these characters are good. Excuse me. I'm going to change my pants. Oh. Into what? Into a dress. Ken loves it. Wish I was wearing a kilt.

Chris, it is your turn. Can you do a perception check, please? Certainly. 16. see something floating in the air that way towards you. A humanoid in shape. A different thing is floating this way. A body.

A body is floating very similarly to the one that you just saw. Is it his wife? Oh, you mean, so another, like another mind player? You're right now about 150 feet away. It's too hard to make out exactly what it is. But it's kind of hovering. Unless you have like a true sighty kind of thing, but it's hovering. I will

hate it. Call that out to the groom, say there's another one coming from down here. I'm going to, what's the state of this guy? He's pinned? He's pinned.

He's pinned. He's a death's door. Does it mean he is restrained? Running in Everard's black tentacles against you guys. And he has disadvantaged. He is restrained. He's pretty screwed. Okay.

Attack rolls against him have advantage if he's restrained. I like that. Yeah. He's definitely, you have advantage of, advantage if you're going to attack him. Great. It's melee specifically. I'm actually going to do a firebolt at him. Okay. Dang. Eight plus nine. 17 to hit. That's a hit and he drops his black tentacles. No one's restrained anymore. Awesome. Nine points of fire damage. How would you like to see this mind flare die.

I imagine he reaches his hand towards the other one that's coming and he's sort of like, I'm saved, but then all of a sudden turns to black ashen. Dies. He dies a hopeless death. I like it. Yeah. Everyone's real upset in his family. Let's all

flip him off. He falls over on a tricycle. And Dan, how far away did you say the other guy is? 150 feet. In fact, Shaken joke. Why don't you take that guy's

mini for me and put him right where the bend in the river is? Throw him around the river. No. You silly goose. Floating.

All right. I'm going to Oh, wait, I have a floating thing. Oh. A platform. To portray the illusion of flotigation.

Yeah, I wouldn't believe He was floating if I was just looking at him like that. Yeah, what kind of cheetah takes me right out of it? Will you put him on this guy? Yeah, watch this happen. Woo! Cha-cha-cha, right?

Oh, floating. Oh, my God. Look at that. How? So I'm going to use my movement. I assume... Yes, Chris. There's an actual corner here in the...

So I can try and get some covered. Yeah, you can go up there. So I would go five... Now he's trapped. What are you going to do? Yeah. Yeah, what are you going to do? you master?

Yeah, we would. I'm trying to press myself against the line. To stay out of line aside. Blaine just rips the miniatur and half. That's my turn. All right. And then we are going to have Blaine. I'm going to,

can I fireball from this far away? What's the range on fireball? I'm guessing not. Mile and a half? I think it's like 60. Am I under? estimating? I'll tell you someday.

120 feet. Oh, he's just outside. You could actually probably hit him if you go up there, yeah. Where's your mini? You don't have bonus action dash, do you? Do you have cunning action? You're a rogue. I do.

And you're a cat boy. I have dash. You're so fast. You have to go all the way up to the rock wall there. No, no, no, no. Yeah, go for it. And then zap. That's a 17.

Nice. Do, do, do, to do. That is a hit. Tulane. I like it. 15. And then I'm going to immediately dash back. Nice.

Up next. As a zoomies. Little peepers, keep a little peepers near the other bend. Okay. Where am I in the order? just so I that one towards plane. Yeah, right there. You had it. I think all

you are did you, did I skip you again? I did. Oh my God. What the fuck? No, I don't think I... Wait, Sam, delete this. You were the last one. You went before Chris, right? Well, that was because I didn't go before. You gave him a makeup turn.

Oh, yeah, you go again, please. All right. I'm so sorry. That's all right. Wee. Casting. That was so cool. Whoa. My leathery wings.

Wow. I had no idea. I'm going to do another sorcerer's mercy of. Oh my goodness. Please roll to attack. Wings. Please roll to drop the acid. I saw the moment for dancing.

That's a 18 plus 8. That's such a hit. 26. And two more. points. Three. And one. No, three and seven.

Ten points of acid. Ew. That's my flying noise. Oh, that's not what flying sounds like. That's flying? Ken, I think you just patented wet flying. To hear what to suck it on the chili dogs. We'll lead with what little people?

papers does on our next episode. Sam. Sucking on the show it all. Yes. What do you think happened today? Today, all right, episode 62. I forgot. I'm supposed to be listening.

Well, you were close, so I feel like I can make you give something sort of a break. We are fighting something. We are kicking its ass. It's restrained. Something is floating towards us. Ooh, we killed the Mindflare. That's what we're up to.

As to where we are and what we are doing per se, I'm not sure. Yay. Fantastic. We're back. Meets back on the menu, boys. I forgot that we're orcs. Hey, everybody, if you could head to Darkestfmc.com,

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