Nerd Poker - The Fog Campaign - Episode 72

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

Well it's one thing to kill a leviathan, but hey, we can't forget to swim up to the cavern's um... hole... so we can escape, too.  For 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com

Hey, it's Brian Possein. Nerd Poker. We're calling it. The Svald Campaign. My friends are here. Chris, Blaine, Ken, engineer Sam, and of course,

our kick-ass, DM, Dan Telfer. Welcome to Nerd Poker. Hey, everybody. It's Brian Possein. You're listening to Nerd Poker. I crack myself up because right before we started, I said, let's do this. Like,

I'm about to do something cool. Let's do this. We're about to rob the bank with our skateboards. So cool. We're in a police academy movie. Those are my friends. Three of two have spoken, one laughed. Laughing was playing Capatula, Blaine.

There he is. Laffy. Oh, laughy. I have my own taffy. Ken's here. Let's shoot this fucker. Chris is here. What will you give the fuck for Bella?

Dan is here. Blu, bleu. And running the show, as always, from the cool part of town, Sam. Unfortunately, we're doing Zoom tonight. But hey, Sam. Hello, sweet children. And it's episode 72 of the fog campaign. And Dan is trying to merge.

So we should thank some people before we get murdered by Dan. Try to AM murdering you. A couple of you are in your death saving throws, and let's thank a few of our listeners who are funding the murder. I want to give a shout out to folks at our top two tiers on Patreon with usernames like OSE. Thank you OSE. Thank you, Beholder. I don't even know her. Thank you, Marion, the octogenarian barbarian.

Thank you, my stimulus check. Thank you, James Brooks. Thank you, hey, at least Dick Cheney finally failed his death saving throw. Thank you, son of a balls, Thursdays. Thank you, Boba Fettywap. Thank you, Jayburg. Thank you, nobody puts Bodie in a corner. Thank you, Robert Nichols.

Thank you, sabotage the cat. And of course, thank you, Dr. Balls, Paging, Dr. M.F. Balls. Blaine, who are those supporters brought to us by? This poor is brought to us by Applebee's Gummies. Oh, you can eat boneless gummy wings and gummy Mountain Dew, Barry Blast, Mar-Gumritas. Only at Applebee's. Gummy up with the bees.

Yeah. Thank you, Plain. My room is really hot, so I had to walk across the room and make the air conditioner more available. And now it's time to talk about what happened on Nerd Poker. A couple of our friends have been beat to shit by the Kraken. All of them tore into the Litch Queen and she is now a bunch of floating bones in the water. The water is raising quickly. Soon they might see a ceiling.

I believe it was Siam Spade who saw in the distance. From a distance. The ceiling of this chamber quickly approaching as it fills with water. It came down a little shoot, a little hole in the ground. And soon they might be able to reach it. But in the meantime, the Leviathan possessed by the spirit of Caius, the cosmic thing, is coming to slap him around. We now take you to the death saving tour is already in progress.

So Brian, you're at the top of the turn order. I believe this is just your first one, and you were flying? And then I believe this would mean that you kind of went splush a little bit in the water. That sounded right? Yeah, I guess. You love when I asked you about your death. Yeah, it's my favorite thing to talk about I don't know, I can tell

Did I just fall off of the turn order? Successful I had to remake the whole turn order So I apologize if you're not in there I have the screenshot of where you are So give me a second I missed it, yeah I succeeded, sorry

Oh, really want to kill you All right, that's great Is it? Next to it Hmm? Is it? Yeah, I love being sassed All right, so

I'm actually flucking around, clearly. I snored it. That's how you know. The cracking is going to already got in his stomach your friend

glugged. Yeah. It was grappled and alive in his stomach, taking a lot of digestive damage. Things are not looking great for him. Don't like it. He is going to move in. And Ken, you said you're down too?

Yeah. All right, so he's going to go. DTF. And Little Peepers, right? Gross. Yeah, Little Peepers is also down. He's coming in for Chris. Little Peepers, you got so much. Everybody's down, down, down.

Actually, we would not come in. What am I doing? It's too late. He already did it. it. But he is going to come in and hit a lightning strike and Blaine your way off to the side.

So he is going to try to strike you a deck saving throw. When is this a docking song? Lightning strike? Yeah. A dexterity saving throw, you say. Yes, and you may want to look at your uncanny dodge type options.

Okay. Uh, there we go. You got this, Blaine. All right. Uh, 18 plus 8, 26. That is a save. Nice. All right, so that's going to miss you and smack the water and no one is near you.

So that is going to just sort of crackle around and the water around it arching off of the surface. Uh, you are flying up high. So it's difficult for him to hit you. So I am ruling that you are not taking half damage if you make the saving throw. Because I feel like the half damage you take would be the lightning sort of exploding off of the ground. Or in this case, if you were like in the water. It would also hurt, you know, a certain amount if you made the deck save. But you're flying.

So. Okay. Am I? Or wait, you're a catfish. You're swimming. I can't remember. Yeah. I think he catfish.

Okay, well, then I am going to give you half damage because you're not deep, right? You're like semi near the surface? Yeah, I'm just, yeah, I'm trying to... Oh, you know what? Shit. Yeah, I mean, he wouldn't... I'm going to just call it he's going to try to hit you and miss

because he shouldn't even be able to see you unless he submerges and I didn't call that he is. So I'm just going to say he did the equivalent of what your dungeon master did is he sort of panicked. and tried to hit you with a lightning bolt. But it's just going to be like a blind miss because you wouldn't know where you are even. So that would strike like, you know, you made the saving throws. So I'll say he just is like several, several feet off any damage.

Okay. And then we'll take it to you. Blame. Okay. Well, I'm going to, can I see where everybody is heading into this, the ceiling? here? Well, this is what's tricky.

Right now, you and Chris are the only ones who are up, so no one's really heading there. Everyone's in some deep shit. And so the water is heading in that direction

and that is sort of floating you in that direction, but the way I first interpreted what you said, which is people are making active movements to the whole knuck light. Right now,

you had just barely scoped how high it was about 100 feet up. It would probably be about 60 feet at this point. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, so it's coming up quick. How long until it is, sorry, I'm looking something up here. How long until it is going to be 30 feet?

Make an inside check, please. 16 plus 10, 26. about two turns Okay, I'm going to just try to stay out of range and out of sight until this thing is 30 feet away from me Okay, are you going to do anything about the fact that more than half the party is down? What's, is there a tentacle that's attacking people that I can see that's in range?

I mean, there are currently two tentacles left They have knocked out Brian and Ken, and it has swallowed glug. Okay. I'm going to... Is the left tentacle here? Is that the one that's attacking Ken and Brian? It's the one that just basically quit Brian on the brink of death, yeah.

That left tentacle is the one that hangs a little bit lower, right? Mine are both long. Does your tentacle hang low? Does it a wobble to a frog? Can you try it to knock? Can you try it or broke? I think left tentacle is the French pronunciation. They're British.

It's usually lieutenantal. I'm going to... When my grandfather would fart, he'd done lieutenant, who? I'm going to hit that tentacle with a... Okay. With a fireball. Prove it. Roll to...

It's a spell touch with. 19 plus 6. 25. That's a hit. I do 2D10. 2D10. Where's my own? 10.

13 points of tenticular damage. How would you like to see the tentacle die? I'd like to see it do the thing where it just, Tex-Avery style turns into a curly, burned matchhead. and then and then kind of like just sprinkles into the water just disintegrates

yeah love it I should have told you both these tentacles are pretty fucked up I was getting pretty graphic last session about how they were like

split open and ripped but yeah just the one tentacle left is there anything else you'd like to do with your turn again your friends are dying I feel like I'm speaking for listeners

when I say uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh Yeah, I got, I've got nothing that I could do. Well, you might want, you and Chris both might want to take a look at whether you have health potions. I do have health, I do have health potions. I can head for, I can start swimming towards Brian. Yeah, we've got ways we can help them, I'm sure.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll start. I'm trying to encourage you to do so. So how much movement do you have in the water? because you're only 60 feet away. I can do 60 with my speed. Nice. Well, listen, this is some serious improv pimping,

but do you want to maybe swim over there and use your bonus action to drop some health in his mouse? Yes, I would. All right. I shall move your token. Yes, and roll the health. Yes.

And then... Sorry, I'm looking at the... I can just hear Eternim Dave being like, Blaine! Give him a potion. He lets you use bonus actions. Except in an Irish accent. Ken, what does that sound like?

Nine points. He was trying to give you something to do. Yeah, I mean, you're an actor. I forgot what he said. Give him a potion. Brian, did you get an Irish accent? Botion. Brian, did you get those hit points?

I don't know. No, where does it? No. No, tell him, though. How do I do that with the death? saving worlds. They'll be negated if you just go into your

hit points and make them nine instead of I think if you add hit points. Yeah. How do I do that? Thanks, Dan. If you click the death saves and then it'll say current, put nine. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Yeah, there we go.

That did it. Excellent. Wow, man. Thanks, mine. Appreciate it. Chris, you're up. Here to help. Twudin is going to

Strem's Lute and cast I'm going to cast Healing Word at fifth level. So everybody within 60 feet, which I think is everybody, gets 16 hit points.

Jesus Christ. How many feet? Within 60 feet. So that should be everybody. I think that is everybody. Blaine just swam into range. And how many hit points? 16.

Wow. Can it go through? Is it visible or is it in range? I'm wondering if you gave glute 16 hit points inside the 15. Oh, sorry, 16, yeah. Healing word. A creature of your choice that you can see. But I can't see him.

Ah. Well, you're looking at the, you're looking at the, you're looking at the creature that ate him and you know he's in there. Oh, well, yeah, I guess it's up to Dan. But I definitely want to bring everybody up. I'll tell you what,

because they have that thing they call the rule of cool, why don't you roll a medicine check? And we'll see if you can use the spell to guesstimate the biology of this thing and target something inside them since you can see the physical space.

Seven! That'll be a number. No. Well, I smile at my friends. Big thumbs up. All right, Ken, I believe it's time through death saving throw. It wasn't I healed? Everybody has 16 hit points.

Oh, that's right. You're fine. Everything's fine. I don't know. Little Peepers. I got so many notes out of them. Little Peepers is up. Ryan's up. Ken's up.

I'm up. Yeah, house is up. Uh, let's see, what can I do here? I will. I will cast a spell of... Is there anything you can do with all your sorcerer stuff, Ken? I feel like you've got like... Yeah, sort of sorcerer moves or points.

I don't know what that is. I can cast emulation. Oh, shit, bra. Brum. I thought they're open for a lemon creation. I will cast immolation. That's a saving throw. Whichon?

Whichon is a... Dexon. Dexon. Is a real metal band. It so is Malib creation. Oh, we know. Do you see that, 10 in the World Trade? Oops.

So that's 8D6 points of... Holy shit. He botched it, by the way. Oh, nice. So that's 31 points of damage. Holy shit. So do you just see what... What is...

the flame look like, Ken? Oh, wait a minute. What? Okay. No, nothing. I was just seeing. I think there's... I'll tell you what.

This is... Additional damage. I feel like... Yeah, I feel like there not only is additional damage, but if it's a botch on a saving throw on a spell attack, I should let you double the die damage as if it were a crit. Because it is like a reverse grit. then 62

I would do all the time if I like it nice 62 and it comes out from both of my hands swirls around him and wraps around his neck and sort of

garots in fire and you just catch all the dry scales so it rips up the cracks in his neck and yeah cracks it smells like salmon on a George Foreman grill

anything else for you Jeremy. Get some lemon juice. Ken, do you like ripple the whatever fish spine skull thing you're wearing? Yes. You know what I mean? Like with the satisfied

like, like... Like... Oh! Yes. Say ripple, Ken. Your fire magic. So cool. All right. And I believe it is now time

for glued to maybe attack, probably not. I think he's about to take some acid damage. Yep. The good news is he's not going to be dead, dead, but he is unconscious again. I shouldn't have brought him back. I'm sorry, Glove. No, he made all his death saves, and so he came back because he made his death saves, so he's just sort of flopping around.

Yeah, like, it's so... How much damage do you take from the acid? Holy shit. 22 points. Sounds like Duffy in my town. I took some massive damage at Legerland lunch, man. Wow. What was I thinking? Little Peepers is backed up,

and he is going to swim over to the tentacle and start slashing slashing. Tentacles. Why did it have to be tentacles? Exactly. Exactly. I just watched the first, too, because I went on the ride the other day in Disney, and then I usually, when I go to Disney and I come home and watch the Indiana, the first Raiders and Temple.

The last game was really great, too. I loved it. Yeah, I didn't finish it, but I really liked what I played a bit. Yeah. Well, the opening for sure. Little Peepers misses with his short sword and then comes back around with his dagger and just slices this thing in half. Nice.

Cut us right through it, and it flops into the water with a sploosh. And he goes, oh, well, that red, there we go. And he is going to be done with his turn as he climbs onto the rubble near that tentacle. Proofy. Back up at the old top of that turn order is Brian Possein of Brian Possein's nerd poker. You're up. Well, Jopry is. happened to be alive, but is

completely clueless as to what he should be doing. Your joint sweat, Joffrey. Who am I looking at? Who am I fighting? What am I doing? I'll point at the giant monster in front of us, the Leviathan.

Yeah, it was a big old monster. You know that. Fireball. All right, right? Roll the firebolt, please. Fireball. Nope, nope. nine. Nine.

No hit. Nope. Trade knots. Do I get more than one or? I forget. Oh, no. It attacks for action one. Got it.

Yep. Trade tool. Yep. Unless you got bonus action stuff you want to do. Nope. Says it right there. Do you want to? I'll shut the fuck up.

Oh. Wow. Very well. Yeah. Next is the Cracken. He. The Crack. The Crack.

All of his tentacles cut off. He starts shrieking. And you see this jet of toxic ink explode out from the science. I keep calling him a Kragon because that's what the basic stats are that I modified on D&DBON, but he is

technically Lori calling his vizant. Sorry if it's confusing. Here comes the Constitution saving throw from everyone in a 15-foot range. So that's going to be... That's me for sure. I think just you, because Chris is on some rubble. Chris is like on...

Oh, I should have moved away. Ken, don't forget, you still have... You and Brian still have Bartick inspiration. You get to use it until it actually... You keep it until it actually... And that's an 8? A D-8. You can add a D-8 to an attack roll,

a saving throw, or an available. Okay. Okay. That wasn't a help with that last roll. So what am I, I'm sorry, I'm rolling a Dex? Yes. Constitution, I'm sorry, Constitution. What is my character?

I'm sorry. Your character is in a game called Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, all right. Tony Shalubb, the Darkness. That is a... Thank you. 16. And that's with the Bartik Inspiration?

No. Where is that not enough? Let me add some Bartac Inspiration to that. Let's put some more. on there, and that is the 8. It's another 4. 20. Spacoli.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. All right. Well, the toxic ink dissipates around you. You manage to bob in the very surface of the water back and forth as the wisps of it curl, quite nearly gripping into your flesh and melting it off. But no, you rolled a 20 with the balladick.

Good job. We're all proud of you. Why am I doing that place up next to his plane? Is that the end of his turn? Yeah. Then I get to roll of 46. What? 13 points of damage for my immolation or what?

Oh, is your emulation like an ongoing thing, like, like moonbeam? Oh, cool. The fire rips across his neck again, like a gerot. and his head just rocks back and forth. You're fucking him up. Fucking him up, boys. Starting to add up to a lot of hit points. I'm going to fuck that guy up real good.

It is Blaine Capatch's turn of Blame Capuch's Siam Spade Poker. I'm going to, you know what, I haven't used witch bolt. I'm going to witch bolt in. Oh. Oh, ho. That's that witch bolt open for Immolation.

Which fault was that? Good bits, gibits. That is, uh, ranged attack. Yes. And then 1D12 lightning damage and uh takes a 1D12 for the duration that I, uh, automatically keep it trained on. Okay. Um, but, uh, hang on a second. Oh, you know, it's only 30 feet. Am I 30 feet from him?

Yeah, I'm 30 feet from now. You can get away from 30 feet if you're not. Yeah, you're like, write at like I want to say 25. Let me bust the ruler out. You're like, yeah, 25, 30 feet. Oh, you know what? He should have made a deck saving throw when I did my, after his turn cast. What is that for?

Because for the more damage. In addition to the emulation. Yeah, he makes a deck saving throw at the end for the, for the, for the constant spell that's going. Oh, shit. 16? Nope. So then we're good.

Okay. So I guess 17 plus 7. So 24 to hit. That's a hit. And then 1D12. That lighting damage. If you're new to D&D, 24 to hit is pretty fucking good.

It is. Excuse me. It's better than 20, which is the best you can get. 10 points. 10 points of lightning damage, and on each of your subsequent turns, you can use a bonus action to kind of like

rip the witch bolt back through him. Yeah, it stays on him and deals it automatically to him. Is Dan, is that creepo in melee with anybody? Guess who he's in melee with you and Ken? Okay. because of that, I think Blaine, if you check, you might be able to get to add

sneak attack damage because sneak attack is triggered by different conditions and one of them is if somebody, if your target is in melee. I think the notion... Which fault? I don't know. It's just a rogue thing. I can add damage if I hit with an attack

if I have advantage on the roll and the attack uses a finesse or ranged weapon. Oh, no, no. Sorry, my mistake. Yeah, it looks like you can't use spells. Alas. That'd be cool. It would. I think it would work if you had...

I think it would work if you were Nick Offerman. No. I think it would work if it was like a spiritual weapon kind of thing. Cool. All right. I don't know if you can... Yeah, it just can multi-class. Be curious how that would work if you were like a cleric with spiritual weapon

and you were erode with sneak attack. There must be some fucked up shit you can do. I don't multi-class that much, so I don't know. I don't know. play Dungeons and Dragons. So, okay. We, I think we're done with your turn and we are over at Chris, right?

All right. First thing, I have one last Bardic inspiration. I am going to give it to Brian's got one. Ken doesn't, Blaine, I haven't given one to Blaine yet. I will give Blaine Bartic inspiration.

Of course, of course. And then great at attacking. I want to, Dan, let me ask you a question about this so-called Leviathan. How would you describe this thing in terms of like, is it undead? Ooh, I'm going to let you choose. You can either do a nature check or an Arcana check. Interesting. Okay.

One thing I know about the Leviathan is you get, you get, you get savings and low APR on any, oh, I'm sorry, it's Toyota fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For this, you have to keep your hand on it for longer than any of the other customers at the dealership. That's a... A hand-on-body reference. Ten on Arkton, great movie. Orange or Snickle?

You... With a snickle. With a 10, you can remember that this thing was sort of like hibernating, so there's a chance it's undead. All right, well, sorry, Spell. I'm going to... Dan, how does this thing look in terms of... Yeah, let me also properly answer your question, right?

Like, this guy is... He's very long like an eel, and the tentacles have been sort of ripped off at various lengths, so he kind of has this otherworldly look to him where most of his body is submerged and difficult to see, but there's blood all over the water. He's bleeding freely from eight different stumps

that are thrashing around in the water, and the immolate has ripped jagged scars that are freshly hewned across his neck. You feel like he is probably more than half shredded, but that he has started with a few hundred hit points. all right I'm going to bonus action Misty Step

so I for a moment this is because of my what is it my warlock What am I I'm some kind of weird Magic Man Sorcercercery

I can Misty step so my ears maybe get a little more pointy and I'm going to Misty step away from that fucking thing

onto a pile of rubble 30 feet back and then that's my bonus action. As my action, I'm going to cast Firebolt. Alrighty. That is a

20 to hit, not natural, but 20 to hit. Oh, that is a hitch. Does 2D10 fire damage for a total of 11 points of fire damage. I love to die that you use, Chris, on D&D Beyond. Oh, thanks, yeah, I don't know. I just changed it to something. They have a lot of cool stuff.

Yeah. I wish Baldr's Gate 3 had more. He started with 3 and then never added any. I'm like, you could have been doing some in-game purchase shit here that people would have blown so much money on. All right. So he gets racked with fire damage as this thing pops into him. And yeah, your passive insight is 16.

So he would be, he would look pretty fucked up, but not like one or two attacks is going to do it. Thank you. Yes. Ken, you're up, unless you have something else you want to throw in there, Chris. No, no, I'm good. I like your bonus action. No, no, no.

I bonus action, uh, Misty Staff. Misty Staff, yes. I'm going to continue my emulation of him. Emboleation. Yeah. I bet you are. And that's a deck saving throw? Impleasure.

Yes, Daddy. It's going to be at 14. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm afraid that means he is. forked. And that is 24 points. Jesus, Ken, how many dice is that?

Fire. 6. Oh, 8. 8.6. The fire rips through his neck again, and that that's not even your action. Right? I don't know.

I guess it's not. So I'm asking you. No, I'm not telling you. It's a concentration spell, so I can I do something else? Don't you manipulate. I would say in the language of your spell how it works.

Like, you know, I think. Blaine's is definitely a bonus action for Witchful. I'm pretty sure it says it's, um, it's one of three things. It's action, bonus action, or automatic. Did you just see it, Chris?

It just says concentration at the end of each of its turns to target repeat. So you can do something else. That's maintaining. Yeah. Oh, shit. Well, then I'll cast something else. Why don't you? It just can't be another

concentration spell or will break the concentration on him. How about a chromatic orb? I bet it is. Is that a spell attack? Yeah? It's evocation. Well, yes.

Are you rolling a spell attack? Yes. And I'm going to do poison. Oh, boy. Poison. You know what? Maybe I'm not going to do poison if he's undead. I won't really do anything. Okay, then I will do more fire.

Fire's working out great so far. I think fire bad. Okay. So. Fire okay. And that is... Fire mid. No saving.

Frankinstein like a fire early stuff. That's 21 to hit. That's a hit. That's a hit. And then the damage is... 37 points Holy shit Ken!

Which damage is this? Fire, 78. Oh, that is bad. Wow. Yay. You're Tony shalubing it up in this joint. Get it, man. He's looking pretty shitty as this

just rips across him and an explosion of fire. Shalubi. The orb just hits him right in the like the under fin along his sternum. I like it. So his balls? Huh? No, he doesn't have sternum balls.

That was my old history professor. Stern balls? That's what I call breasts on women. Can you live alone, right? You've only seen two, right? Ken, you're married. Chest balls or sternum balls, you know. Oh, brother.

Front buns, fat pecks. Jesus Christ. Oh, no. I was going to say nip nuts. Anything else for your turn? Nippled nuts. No, I'm good. Thank you.

Niped nuts. Now I'm hungry. Things have been foul enough during my turn. Yeah, I don't feel great about where all this is going. Sorry, listeners. I did it again. All right, we get a success from our friend. After then, he's going to get two automatic fails

because he is being digested. Oops. That's going to bring us to Little Peepers. It's going to start firing arrows. You got so much. Flip. Little Peepers. Go, go, go, little peepers.

has I not going through it. Let me turn it again. Yeah, I think on my Roll 20 is being naughty. There it is. 19's a hit. Nice. Why are you doing this to me, D&Dia

B on slash Roll 20? I think that I fixed it. Okay. Jesus. 19 points. 28? Yeah, he'll land it right inside.

Yeah, 28 total damage of piercing. You're going to just hit right in the middle of your emulation flame, right where he is sensitive.

And, uh, just dark blood starts to spew out. Why doesn't everyone do an insight check? Sure. I mean,

if everybody did an insight check once a day. Yeah. We could prevent Leviathan cancer. 13. 21. 12.

12 insights. 15. All right. This is only going to be, Chris, and it's fitting as you were trying to figure this out earlier. The blood that splatters out is black and icarus. This thing is probably undead.

It looks like the blood is old and barely fluid and sort of splirts out with a mud-like quality. All right. Well, I'll just share that to everybody. I mean, like, I don't suppose anybody is going to be surprised. hear this thing's fucking undead. I don't know if that changes anything for anybody, but

okay. Gabagool, I guess. You're Italian. Brian, you're up. Okay. I am going to how far away is he? He's closest, right?

He's from you? Yeah, like... We're all chipping him. Okay, I'm going to short bow. I'd like to see you try, I mean, actually try by rolling your short boat to attack. And I just realized I probably should have paused at the end of the turn order because we were 45-ish minutes. Oh! Let's get this attack.

That's a hit, Brian. Cool. He's not flanked, is he? You know what? Nope, afraid not. But he's in melee with Ken still, right? He is. Does anyone call them chestnut?

Only when they're over and... open fire. What's Chris say? You get sneak attack damage. Oh, okay. So nine plus what's sneak attack? Uh, 5D6 for you, right? Blaine, it's the same as you. Is that right? Sneak attack is 5D6, yeah. So nine plus 25. What a way is so 34. He's not looking great. That took me a long time. And then I loved it. It's a living. Anything else, Brian?

Any bonus attacks? All right. We'll have to see how everyone else shreds, starting with the Leviathan on the next episode of Nerd Poker. Cool. Cool. Come subscribe to Darkest Windszy on YouTube, why don't you? Blaine, you got anything you wants to plug?

June 12th and 13th, I'll be at Cobbs and San Francisco with Ron Functions. That'll be... Nice. Ken and I are about to start doing a mall tour for his new invention, Big Dumpers. We don't have day-tip, but we're definitely going to share that. I've got to listen to those bonus episodes, understand. I'm doing mostly in June. I'm doing a promo for Stewart Fills to Save the Universe.

I'll be in Toronto promoting the show and a bunch of other stuff. And then Comic-Con this year, we have... have our premiere is that weekend. So you can catch it on HBO Max. But if you're at Comic-Con, we are doing like a big crazy panel in Hall H, which I can't fucking believe. I'm super stoked.

Have you done a Hall-H panel before, buddy? Way back in the old days, yes. Something I did wound up there. Sarah. Like a Rob Zombie movie or anything like that? No, we did. We did have a premiere at Comic. but we didn't have all age but I'm super excited and then a tour to 8prime per cent

com but not a lot this summer if you're in uh uh Massachusetts I've got you covered and if you're in Kansas City I got you covered everybody else see it this fall um Blaine we attribute the success saved mankind for joining us on this episode you got walls and a roof well You know what? I think that it might be time for the Nerd Poker Mailbag. Dear Nerd Poker, is that all there is? What's Love got to do with it? Are you lonesome tonight? Should I stay or should I go? Will you love me tomorrow? Where is my mind? What's my age again? Is she really going out with him? Where have all the flowers gone? Have you ever seen the rain? Does anybody really know what time it is?

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