New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Championship Sunday, Jabronis and The Kelce Bowl | New Heights | Ep 25
Episode Date: February 1, 2023On the twenty-fifth episode of New Heights, the Kelce Bowl is officially happening! Over the weekend everyone’s phones exploded with all the Kelce Bowl shoutouts (02:50). So we try and recap some of... our favorites in New News, show off some of the new merch we’re dropping to celebrate the occasion (12:10), and look at some of our favorite fan art that you guys sent us over the week (16:15). Then we get into Championship Sunday starting with the Niners heading to Philly(20:04), Jason’s thoughts on the Davonta Smith “catch,” (23:25) what the Eagles sideline was really saying after the Brock Purdy injury (30:03), and why you can’t chirp back to Eagles fans if you’re an opposing player (41:00). Next, we hit the wildly anticipated Bengals and Chiefs rematch and Travis’ thoughts on the newly named “Burrowhead” stadium (48:05), why he had to cut a promo on the Mayor of Cincinnati (55:27), what Andy Reid told him on the sidelines after the lateral(01:04:15), how the Chiefs overcame an enormous amount of injuries to clinch the AFC (01:05:56), and our thoughts the roughing the passer call that cost the Bengals the game (01:14:30). We hand out some of our final in-season Stamps of the Week to the Chiefs trainers that kept Travis on the field and some Philly fans that couldn’t stay on top of a bus stop (01:18:43). We also answer an incredibly not dumb question about the best kind of bowl, trust us it will make sense when you hear it (01:25:56). Finally, we get to what everyone won’t stop talking about, The Kelce Bowl (01:36:19). Jason and Travis share how they really feel being the first brothers to go head to head in a Super Bowl, who is in charge of handing out tickets to the family, and what storylines you should actually be paying attention to before the Super Bowl. Last, we have some Pod business to fill you guys in on in our new segment “quick outs.” We’ve got some updates on the fanbase name, the ransom we’re prepared to offer for the Chad Henne ball, how we need your help with our Reddit page, and the event New Heights will be hosting in Arizona next week (01:48:30). As always, watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce every Wednesday during the NFL season & check us out on Instagram, Twitter, and Tik Tok for all the best moments from the show. Kelce Bowl Merch: https://homage.com/newheights Use this link on SeatGeek for $500 off tickets to the Big Game. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/Matg/KelceBigGame Visit https://www.nerdwallet.com/ to compare and find top cash-back credit cards, savings accounts, and more! Don’t miss out on all the action this weekend at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today and sign-up using OUR promo code NEW HEIGHTS Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Min. $5 deposit required. Eligibility restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. See terms at draftkings.com. For the month of February only, visit https://athleticgreens.com/newheights for a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 10 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Alright, Trev, we got to break some bad news.
Yeah.
We're officially not gonna make it to Grunk Beach this year.
Not gonna be able to dance our asses off.
Do you want to call him or should I?
Do you want to call him?
We got to tell him?
We got to call him.
Um, he invited us.
Yeah, we got our RSVP.
Yeah, it would be unpolite to not let him know
that we're not gonna be able to make it.
If he answers, this is electric.
There's no way he answers right?
There's no way he's answering this.
Does Rob answer random numbers?
No chance
Please leave your message for oh oh oh oh
What's it expected that?
Rob this is Jason and Travis Kelsey.
Just want to apologize.
We're not going to be able to make Grunk Beach.
But we look forward to seeing you kick a field goal.
Well, actually, we might not even be able to see that.
But we hope you make it for America.
And have fun at Grunk Beach, brother.
Thanks for the shake.
Thanks for the shake.
They're awesome.
Hi, shake it.
Hi, shake it.
All right.
Take care, Rob.
I think we nailed that.
Awesome ice shakeers ice shakeers. Ice shakeers.
All right take care Rob.
I think we nailed that.
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I'm Travis Kelsey.
This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey,
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Jason wants you telling what we got coming up got a great episode as usual trav actually probably our most anticipated episode ever
actually probably our most anticipated episode ever. Obviously we're heading to the Zerbou because we both won our championship Sunday games. We're gonna touch
on those. We're also gonna see if Travis got his band from the city of Cincinnati.
See me wrapping. I think you're pandering a little bit but that's fine. It's
acceptable. We've also got a not dumb question to get to at the end of the show. And of course, we're going to look forward to what is now being called
by some the Kelsey bowl. But first, as always, new news, new news, new news, new news, old news,
still the number one sports podcast in the world. We actually reach the top five of all podcasts
on the Apple podcast network.
Travis, you wanna touch on our mentions of the week?
Yeah, so check out our mentions.
What we wanna let you guys know is that
what it's like to be in the Super Bowl,
make the Super Bowl at the same time as your brother.
Your phone explodes with people hitting you up.
I'm sorry if I haven't gotten back to you yet.
I'm still going through the messages.
So we want to quickly run through some of our favorites.
The NFL officially recognized new news.
Hey!
You have a council full announcement?
That's right.
That's right.
They've mentioned us before, haven't they?
Maybe once or twice.
Not new news, though.
They haven't recognized us in new news.
They gave us a beautiful graphic, putting Jason...
Oh, Mrs. Doe, they had that ready to go
before the game's even more over.
They're pretty damn good.
I'll tell you what, people are on to something here.
It kind of makes it feel like it's rigged.
Eh, shh.
Does this mean Roger Gidell officially knows about new news?
Sure.
Roger Gidell...
Roger Gidell might be making the news,
I think is what you're doing. Roger Gidell. Ha's Roger. Hey, Roger, you're listening to new heights.
Yeah, we appreciate you if you are.
He's got to be listening. I mean, he's got great football news, banter and enjoyable personalities.
Why wouldn't he be listening to new news?
Right now. I don't know, man, but it definitely feels like things are aligning way too perfect this season.
And I'm not mad at it because I've always believed that I lived in a matrix.
I always thought it was Pat my home matrix, not my matrix, but you know, it's all the same,
right?
Yeah, I think Pat Mack, if he touched on it in a tweet perfectly, said the most perfect
year to start a pod, congrats to the new hide show a Kelsey bowl is a beautiful thing it's not rigged though right
Kelsey right Jake Kelsey listen I if it's being rigged it's not done by us so I
don't know who wants this to happen out of all the other podcasts that are out
there but if somebody is rigging it, thank you very much.
It's working out in our favor. I don't know.
I don't know if my managers are paying the NFL too.
I know they're paying PFF.
That's right.
Highest rated tight end.
That's right.
That's the only way you get that.
I'll tell you what the stars are aligned, baby.
Now you mad at it.
The Miz tweeted can't wait for the next episode of new heights.
The Miz baby Cleveland native WWE heavyweight champion.
I don't even know if they call it heavyweight champion world champion.
The guys he's definitely holding the belt.
The Miz is a WWE wrestler.
I'm not sure if it's still WWE.
We should probably kind of I thought the Miz was like a real world road rules challenge
personality. My get my my get my guys mixed up. I'm pretty sure
the Miz I'm pretty sure the Miz is not I thought he was a guy on
real world road rules challenge. That's how I remember him. Is
like the guy that nobody really liked
and he was kind of a bully.
Am I getting my guys mixed up?
No, it's completely different.
There's no way.
I'm next to positive the Miz was on road rules.
For a real world.
For a real world.
I told you, I remember seeing a real world world.
I didn't know you were a reality guy.
I loved watching TV.
I didn't watch Real World or whatever.
I just watched that challenge portion
when they would do-
Real World vs. Real Rules.
I'm a big, I love when you know,
I was like, see people compete on stupid shit.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm a fan.
If ESPN ate the Ocho, I mean,
I would watch that stuff all day.
All day.
I wanna watch Cornhole championships.
Cornhole's actually a lot of fun to watch.
One of my first gigs I ever did with ESPN was I called one of the horseshoe championships
out in Wichita, Kansas.
Hey.
Me and Matthew Barry, we were out there talking about, I didn't even know how to score horseshoe
going into this fucking thing.
How do you score horseshoe?
For a ringer, is it like Cornhole?
A ringer's three points?
It was eight years ago and I haven't talked about it since,
so I still don't know.
Still don't know.
Still don't know.
But what I do know is that there was a 12-year-old
absolutely smoking all these 40-year-old men
trying to play horseshoes.
I firmly believe there's like an arc of like games
that you play in your backyard of like like it's really exciting to watch people play
who are just good enough but then when they become too good it's not even fun to watch and play.
Yeah, like somebody's making the bag in the whole every single time.
It's like bro you're you're practicing way too much of this.
This isn't fun to watch anymore.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
It's the baseball.
You need to be just good enough.
You know what I mean?
There's a level of expertise that it's just not fun.
It's more fun.
Like, I would much rather, I'm going to be honest with you, I would much rather watch two
like kind of amateurish boxers than a professional boxing match.
About, you know what I mean?
I want to Lehigh Valley one time.
Like Roughin' Rowdy, like Roughin' Rowdy.
Not even that. I want to Lehigh Valley one Like rough and rough. Dude, I, not even that.
I want to Lehigh Valley one time and watch like an undercard
of like a professional match that was at a Lehigh Valley casino.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, you want to talk about just like people throwing
Hey Makers and it was a lecture.
One dude didn't show up.
There's a guy that didn't show up
and they have other fighters waiting to go in there.
We gotta, we gotta find somebody right now. now and they the guy that was waiting there came out
I'm not I'm not messing this up. I'm not making this up
He had a towel like a bat like a bath towel that they cut the hole in and he had put his head through the towel
And that's what he came in
That was what he did
Into the ring with and this dude was mean mugging this guy.
He was just staring him down, and I was like, dude,
I don't know who this guy is, but I like him.
He's about to knock the crap.
He got knocked out.
Two seconds.
They ringed about,
PAH!
I was over here.
Dude, you can hear it from the back row.
I was like, oh, yeah, thank you, the Miz, for the shout out.
Shout out to the Miz, man, fellow Cleveland superstar, man. Keep on for the shout out shout out to the Miz man fellow Cleveland superstar man keep on in the WWE baby
I've not watched WWE in a long time. I guess I did not know he was in there will Compton also tweeted us man
I love my guy will over there busing with the boys the Kelsey brothers have put a master class of success on and off the field this year
What a fucking story for these two the Kels bull is happening
Sorry, I can't read will but I appreciate the shot
Much appreciated brother. Yeah, it's been a crazy year. It really has I mean we have the the podcast
Which is going amazingly well? I put out a Christmas album which raised a lot of money is doing really well you
Launched what else have you done? I don't know.
The true colors, dude, I got that sweatshirt
that you made on me from True Colors.
Yeah.
Where did you source that from?
Because that thing is.
You like that?
It's real nice.
It's real nice.
I sourced it through the NFL.
So, I don't know.
They just kind of slapped our logo on that thing.
But either way, I mean, it feels like every...
A lot of people, it is a comfy sweatshirt, though.
It feels like everything is really gone amazingly well this year.
It's just been one of those years for us.
And thank you, I mean, really it belongs to all the thanks
because everybody for supporting the pod,
making this happen, our coaches and teammates
for being really, really good players
and having great years so far.
So, man. You guys are making it that much more special for us, man.
We appreciate it.
So the the Chiefs tweeted a Kills Bowl poster.
Yeah.
I mean, the Chiefs are in on it.
Doesn't sound like the Eagles are, but I'll tell you what, man.
It's pretty cool that everybody's jumping on board with this, like we said.
Yeah, I, you know, it's awfully nice of the Chiefs.
It's a little overwhelming.
To be honest, I... Is it overwhelming? It's just feel weird because obviously it's not just me
versus you. It's like our teams. There's like a lot more people involved with it, but...
And there's a... I get it, but it's where... It's where...
Storylines. So, I think even some better storylines, we'll get into that in a little bit.
Right on.
Shout out to Cheese Kingdom for showing some love to the Kelsey's man.
Yeah, thanks a lot, chiefs or the Kelsey's, whichever one you want to say.
And finally, I got a shout out from Brian again, man.
How about that?
Brian's always showing love, man.
What a guy.
What are you?
He shows you.
Jason, you got to get outside, man. God, man, you only been to one cast. I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you. You're in Jason, you gotta get outside, man.
Oh, God, man, you only been to one cast.
I get it.
I get it.
The finals game with me or playoff game with me, man, you gotta go, we gotta get to another
one, man.
Cast back.
I get it, you know, you've bought enough of his shoes at this point, so he might as well give
you a shout out.
I do have a good bronchalexit, man.
You do.
I do have a good, he'll probably be curious on how I got a whole to half of these shoes.
Some of these some of these P E's are pretty rare Travis wish you get these things.
As people they want to sell them. But now he's always showing love man shout out to
Brian obviously growing up in Cleveland Ohio man I had a whole lot of love for I got to see him in high school I got to see him play for the calves I got to see him in high school. I got to see him play for the CAHBS. I got to see him take his talents to South Beach, win a bunch of championship down there, and
then come back to Cleveland and bring one home for the whole team, baby.
He was a villain in Cleveland there for a good three, four years, and totally redeemed himself.
Totally redeemed himself.
God of love, man.
Shout out to Brown.
I appreciate you, Big Dog.
Hopefully you can get a chance to see him.
I'm going to be a big fan of the CAHBS.
I'm going to be a big fan of the CAHBS. I'm going to be a big fan of the CAHBS. I'm going to be a big fan of the CAHBS. I'm going to be a big fan of the CAHBS. I'm going to be a big fan of the CAHBS. and totally redeem themselves. So, I don't really need to redeem this, I'll say.
God, I love it, man.
Shout out to Brown.
I appreciate you, big dog.
Hopefully you can get another one here soon.
Yeah, so speaking of the Kelsey Bowl,
there's a lot of talk going on,
the saying that's the Kelsey Bowl, man,
and why not take advantage of that and have some fun.
For our new Heights listeners, you guys can check out
this new merch we got going up on homage.com. Yeah, baby.
It is official. Look at that. It is happening. The Kelsey bull is happening. Got the new Heights Kelsey
Bolti up on homage to officially electric with those lightning bolts. It's an official. It's really fucking happening. This is why we got a lot of good shirts coming up here.
Got the bearded man himself.
I just, I don't even see a beard.
All I see is those eyebrows.
Those eyebrows are very accurate.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
My eyebrows are thicker than the mustache. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha The good thing is I never have to wear sunglasses all I have to do is do this. I don't
never need sunglasses. I just go like this and I do permanent. I tell people I get a permanent
brow. Yeah. I don't. That's my visor right there. I'm never understood by people even
buy sunglasses other than to look cool. Like I get it. They look awesome. But for functionality
they're completely unnecessary. All you got to do is do this
Well, not everybody's got these apparently I didn't know that brows that we got from Ed Kelsey not until everybody's pointed out that you
You have to have really thick eyebrows to be able to lock the entire UV spectrum out of your eyes and you got to have eyebrow
eyebrow like movement you have to have the ability you know
I mean not a lot of people can go up and down and
Side to side with their
Whoever's making these is doing their job man. Look at this thing right here. I'm a fan of that one. I'm buying that one right now
This is exactly what I look like on the park in Cincinnati in college. Yeah, I think they the the Yeti and the face is a little bit off
It really should have just been protruding from the the V
But that's what I love that bottom teeth look like for sure.
Do yet he's have horns?
They do now.
I don't know, but it looks good.
All I know is that I like the way it looks.
You know, it reminds me of reminds me of Teen Wolf.
Great movie. Great movie. Michael three We watched that one. Oh my gosh. That's a class. That's a solid. Definitely going to have to check that one out. You know, talk about
airbud. Yeah, why did nobody go to Teen Wolf? Damn. We missed that one in the best animal
to play football segment. Definitely would have been a Teen Wolf. We got a shout out our guy, Big Whitman.
Our other mention of the week, Big Whit,
yeah, posted a picture of him in a new high tooty.
Awesome to see his support.
For those of you just turning in,
I told a Whit story earlier this season,
but man, Big Whit was one of the first guys
that introduced me to the NFL.
I was drafted the year in a lockout
and when we couldn't work out at any of the
NFL's facilities, I just worked out at my college in Cincinnati at the university and that
year the Bengals were also working at the University of Cincinnati. So big wit was one
of the first people to take me a size and hey, Rook, let me show you how to stop a bull
rush. And he proceeded to show me the Valsalva maneuver.
To which worked massively well for him and allowing him to stop a bull rush for 18 seasons
or however long he ended up playing into his 40s.
But he's just an unbelievable player.
He's got a great video from last year.
We were able to watch him in person at the NFL honors.
Give his man of the year. One of my favorite speeches and then goes out all
time winning the Super Bowl in his last game with the Rams. Incredible. You want to
talk about having a master class of success. Big Whit put it on last year and
he's taking it to another step this year. He's on prime Thursday night games
being on that whole crew. So shout out to big
wit. Thank you for supporting and we got to get you on the pod one of these days, brother.
Heck yeah. He's wearing that new Heitz hoodie pridefully, baby. We move on. Moving on to fan
art of the week. It's the Kels Bol edition. We got some good. Yeah. Got a shout out those who sent us some art last week.
Peter tweeted us a pick of the Kelsbill sign
from Arrowhead.
There was, there was a few signs talking Kelsbill
at Arrowhead.
I was like, hey, let's, let's worry about the Cincinnati.
New news.
Thank you so much.
New news, gotta love it.
Ooh, they even gave it a little Cleveland Heights
black and yellow on the Kelsb.
I see that. They did some research over there, man. Right on. We appreciate that Peter.
Who else? I like this here. The Kels boat animations by Joe Moore.
Freaking really cool, man. If I had one little nitpick, the scale is a little bit off. You
should be a little bit taller. I should be a little bit fatter. We're pretty much the exact same size. But the animation is spot on. This is good.
We really do appreciate these these fan arts, man. Please keep them coming. We know we're probably
going to get some some exciting ones known that the Kelsey Bull is finally real or what is it
Super Bowl 50 something what is it Super Bowl 50
Super Bowl 57 seven how about that man we're getting old
Traff let's talk about smart decisions my favorite yeah what we've said in a
million times in the show but what's the smartest decision of football?
this smartest decision probably a go-round to Tyree Kale, maybe a rainy moss.
But I know this bit.
I know what you're talking about.
You're talking about that 92%.
That's right, baby.
You'd be sneak.
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Oh, that's right.
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Now moving on to 12 bold topics, ladies and gentlemen, where we wrap up
championship weekend in the NFL. Um, as always, we tee up, uh, topics on each
other's games. I'll tee up topics about Jason's game and vice versa, starting
in Philly, Eagles 31, 49ers seven
Yeah, you guys steamroll them man. So it looked like a walk in the park in the first half from what I saw
But you guys were flying around the the stadium was electric going into the game the NFC's number one offense and defense
Meeting in this game the Niners had 12 game win streak headed into the Brock Perties
first the Niners had 12 game win streak headed into the Brock Perties first a or NFC championship game. Niners fans and the Rocky statue. This is it's starting
to become like every team you guys play in the playoffs tries to throw there
tries to throw their jersey on the Rocky statue like it's just like gonna I
don't know I don't I just don't get it. All
it's doing is just poking the bear. Yeah, I don't I'm gonna be honest. I don't
think I think somebody from Philadelphia is doing this now. I don't think this
is an opposing team thing at this point. There's no way opposing teams
continue to do this. I am convinced that there is a Philadelphia fan who is
putting these shirts on the right. just to get everybody all fired up.
And it's working.
Torqueing Chimedes.
So keep doing it.
I guarantee it.
There's no way.
Because it's happened every single game.
The Giants did it.
That's sick.
49ers said they'll probably be a chief jersey on it this week.
No way.
No way.
I'm right now, chiefs do not touch the fucking Rocky Memorial. Okay.
Do not do that. All right. Definitely don't put a 87 on there.
Gally that's funny. They're trying to get the city riled up. Hey, let's throw a pep rally. No, no, no, no, no, I got a better idea.
I don't know this throw. Let's throw it. George Kittle jersey on Rocky. See?
Watch the city fucking just you grow up in flames.
You touch a rock.
Dare you. A deer you touch. I made up super hero.
Aren't all superheroes made up? No, no, not not bad man. Jason, what are you?
What are you thinking ahead into this one, man?
You got the number one defense.
They've been they've been flying around.
I mean, it didn't disappoint.
Yeah, they were finally healthy on the defensive side.
We played them.
They were a little banged up, but they were going into this one.
Look like they were pretty healthy on the defensive side.
But go ahead.
Yeah, I mean, it didn't disappoint.
I mean, they were a very, very good defense.
You know, you said earlier, we steamrolled them.
If you want, I mean, if you watch the whole game, it's not, I said walk in the park,
walk in the park.
That's a walk in the road, too.
I think you said both, but either way, it was, you know, obviously early on,
very first drive, they lost Brock,
pretty with an elbow injury.
Then there's, so they're already on their fourth string quarterback at this
point for the season. Then he goes down in the third quarter. So they had
they had some issues unfortunately on the offensive side of the ball. And then
defensively, I mean, they played a hell of a game. We had we had some penalties that
really helped us out on certain drives. We had a a four-down conversion on the
very first drive that led to a
touchdown that in hindsight, sometimes you got to sell it. You just got to
sell it. This is part of my problem with you know there's this ongoing push to
make everything perfect with officiating in the calls and now that one I think
that they can do a better job upstairs with these like in the moment
replay what do they call many they're what do they call them that's not like many challenges it's like
the officials have been doing this where they've been kind of like been radioing down
to tell them
a that really wasn't a catch in any main button yeah
either way we executed the plan perfectly
You know, we tell that's that is for those of you that don't know that is actively coached by I think every team at this point in the end
Every single team has a play if you have a play that you know you did not catch the ball or you know
Yeah, you are taught to run a play right away to prevent the other team challenging it,
which, you know, I know a lot of people are criticizing Kyle for not challenging the
moment you see that, right?
Because it happens so much now, it's like, hey, why not just for the challenge?
As soon as you see a team rushing up during like a maybe a questionable call, like as
soon as you see, a offense rushing up to the line call, as soon as you see a offense rushing
up to the line of the script, it's like, well, this is a little...
The only thing I would say to that is we also do a lot of no-huddle plays after big plays
in general.
So that's something that our offense does.
So I'm telling Spags.
Well, I mean, he's going to see it on the tape.
So I don't think I'm giving away. I don't think I'm giving away any
any
Yeah, maybe that was a mistake
Yes, first bit of advice
But anyways, so yeah, yeah, they've been doing this in the playoffs with the challenges where
Haven't they been doing this where? Where they are reviewing them now upstairs
in like live time and they've been calling down to overturn some of these.
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's interesting. There was a play, there was some red zone play
that kind of like we challenged and they didn't even go to the booth. So it was like they're definitely radio and down and just trying to keep the game pace up.
There's certain things that I think that they can do this on. They can do it on catches.
They can do it on things that I think they already do reviews on. What I don't, which
where I think is the line that gets like tricky to be crossed is when you start doing like subjective calls or things that in slow motion
look way different than when they happen in real time.
Like pass and experience, they tried to like put in pass and experience reviews
the one year and it was a disaster.
Like everybody and their mother was showing Lane Johnson
getting a good jump on the snap and saying it's a full start.
And they're doing it in slow motion and he's moving barely before the ball. There's one that he moved early and saying it's a full start and they're doing it slow motion He's moving barely before the ball
There's one that he moved early on it's actually my fault because I didn't snap the ball on time because I was trying to make a call
So I was late probably should have been a full start
But outside of that the dude just gets a good jump off the ball and when you look at it in real time
It doesn't look like a full start. It looks like he's just getting a good jump off of it and
You know, but when you slow it down in a slow motion, everybody's like, Oh, can you believe he's fall starting every time? How are they
not calling this? Is I do every tackle in the game down. It slows the excitement of the game.
And even then there's always going to be questions on whether it was the right call.
You could look at every play and slow it down and find out at a specific moment and make a call and be like, this could have been called, that could have been called. So I'm kind of in it, I'm in on it with big plays
and catches in particular, I'm in on it
with any type of turnover.
Like first drive on a fourth down.
I mean, to be honest, I think that there should be,
there should be somebody upstairs watching that instantly
and being able to motion to the signal down
to the officials to maybe take a little bit longer, spotting the ball.
Like, because, you know, as much as I think it's great by us to operate that and get that playoff, it's a good job by our offense.
And it's a good job by Devontate to signal to get that off. You know, that, I mean, it wasn't a catch. It's a reality of it. So, I don't know.
Well, he definitely had a big catch. It wasn't a catch, but wasn't a catch. It's a reality of it. So I don't know. Well, he definitely had a big game.
It wasn't a catch, but it was a catch.
It was a catch.
It was a catch.
It is in the books.
And he makes a few spectacular catches a game.
So I can see why the rest thought he just snagged that thing.
You know, I mean, you did it real smooth.
You could not tell real time that it wasn't a catch.
It's going to be quite smooth.
It's going to be quite smooth. Son of a gun. I'll tell you what.
He is. Obviously didn't throw the flag and we score right after that.
But yeah, if you watch your defense, they didn't disappoint man.
They got great players across the front. They're well coached.
My man, Domingo Ryan's former teammate.
He's going to be a head coach, whether it's going to be next year or within the next
year, three years. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He'll be a head coach, whether it's going to be next year or within the next year, three years.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He'll be a head coach easily.
Up front, obviously, Freaking Eric Armstrong, Stead and Nick Bosa are two of the best at
what they do in the NFL.
They're linebackers as a core, not just Fred Warner.
The whole group of them are unbelievable.
Greenland.
Green law, I'm sorry.
Green law. Green law.
Yep.
It took us a lot to get something going offensively.
And I think we started to settle in there
towards the end of the second half,
started to get some things going.
But it was not easy sledding.
So yeah.
Oh, look at that.
Speaking of Domingo Ryan's breaking news
happening while we're on the pod,
he has officially been named.
It looks like the head coach of the Houston Texans. Ooh
former player
former Eagle
Deva's according to that we just played a game against former former Texan. Yeah, who's also former Texan
That's right. He wants to start with the Texans. Yeah, man. That's awesome. And congrats to me. Oh man. Yeah, man
That's awesome man. Demiko is an incredible player. He's an incredible coach
And he's gonna make a great head coach. I firmly am competent. I see it happening even though
The Texas organization has been interesting over the past couple of years
Hopefully Demiko can figure out how to how to turn that thing around
Yeah, if anybody can do it Demiko again get all right now 49ers literally ran out of
QBs, which is that's tough to play in a championship game with let alone your third string and fourth
string quarterback, but then having to put back in your third string. I was playing. So I
actually didn't see what happened towards the end. They put a party back in. Yeah.
So they started with Brock Birdie.
Obviously got hurt opening drive.
Then Johnson goes in and he's in till the third quarter.
And he gets a concussion.
So it's either at that point, you are using like Debo Samuel,
Christian McCafferty as your all time quarterbacking.
You're just running
essentially triple option football or you uh go back to Brock Purti which they elected to do but he
couldn't throw the ball outside of screens and like little dicks and dogs. The referee back there.
That's what I thought. I thought I mean who know I mean it's a terrible situation that doesn't
probably have any good outcome but we were definitely on the sideline saying, why aren't they just doing wildcat at this point?
Because I mean, this is not helping them
with having a guy out there.
You're putting the worst athlete on the field
usually because they can throw the ball,
not so they can not be able to throw the ball
and offer nothing.
So yeah, shut out to, shut out to pretty man.
Unbelievable season, an unbelievable story story so much respect for the happier
Shouldn't be couldn't be happier for the success he's had how he's handled it. You know what I mean
He just seems like a fun guy to play with man and shout out to the 49ers. I mean dude
How many teams could get to the NFC championship with a third string quarterback and then even rookie?
Third string rookie and on top of that,
then you're on your fourth string quarterback.
You're still in the game.
Like, these dudes have a great team.
They have a great roster.
Um, I mean, and I got nothing but respect for all those guys.
George Killey, you kidding me, man.
I like all these guys are unbelievable players.
Uh, they're hard.
It sucks.
It really does suck that their season got determined in that fashion.
Like, you know, I'm obviously I'm very happy. We're going to the Super Bowl
and
You know, I'm not gonna trade that but you know, you always wish that you're catching a team
At their best at their best. Yeah, you want you want to be able to say that you beat a team
With with the right guys out there. know i mean not trying to show you
anyway
obviously
i just you know
you know it was it was not the um...
match up that i think everybody knows it should have been
and uh... too sure
you know
hey
um...
yeah
it's all i got
no i'm with you man
uh... once you found out like out like the situation at quarterback,
like Josh Johnson goes down and they put party back in,
they really couldn't throw the ball at all.
Like on the sideline, are you guys like, yeah,
we got it in the bag, baby.
You know, I don't know.
I was like, yo, this is, you got a frickin'
we got to do some.
Once you got into the fourth quarter
and it was clear that, you know,
party could not throw the ball.
Forgo lead. Yeah, I mean, it's like you know, this is probably over at this point. Yeah
I don't know what the defense was saying or if they change up their calls out assume they change up their calls
Like there's no sense in playing like a shell
Yeah, at that point, but I don't know I don't know on the sideline. It was just like man. I this
I think at one point
I was like am I supposed to feel sorry for these guys and then I was like you know what? Yeah, I do I mean
I legitimately was like man the sucks for for that team. I would hate to be going through it
I mean kind of went through it when we lost wence in 20
19 but
We had McCown who had won a lot of games so he was able to kind of keep us in some type of rhythm but
Never a good feeling when you lose a quarter back going into a playoff game any great player man
Might not have felt different or a little different on the sidelines
But it definitely got a little chip of your towards the end of the game
Yeah, we saw the Trent Williams penalty the
Jerry Greenlaw. We were just talking about him. Both those guys, great players, a lot of frustration
at the biggest game of the season of today.
So I mean, my man Trent, who knows exactly?
My man Trent was known to get frustrated too.
I mean, I think we've all seen that clip with him
in Richard Sherman post game.
I mean, Trent, unbelievable player,
obviously, hyper competitive individual individual was not too happy. And that's, I mean,
I did, I would be frustrated too, if you're in that situation. So yeah. And then the Green
Law one, it wasn't like he was doing anything like he was like punching at the ball, but he kept
punching at the ball after the whistle had blown. It was just weird. It was like, you know, he was just taking his frustration out on the ball.
You know, but I get it, man.
I really do.
I still got a ton of respect for that team.
Can you not punch the ball like that?
Not after the whistle's blow.
That's my thing.
He was like the whistle was blowing.
And he was still like punching it.
It was a very weird.
Maybe you didn't hear the whistle, but yeah, that's why he got it,
because what he was doing was legal.
If the play was still happening,
but he did like four punches after it.
I was like, okay, can we...
I feel like every Boston like 90s or 1990s, like 30-year-old,
like when they got frustrated, put the put the gloves on It just go downstairs and just back just doosh doosh doosh doosh doosh just letting out steam
And that's that's exactly what Drake Green. I was doing man. He just was like you know what I'm frustrated. I can get a few more
Oh what The whistle blue?
It's a change it. They got me shut out to Greenlaw and Trento, man,
unbelievable season, great players. Everybody gets frustrated,
yep, especially situation like that. The season of Jason continues.
This dude, man, you're fireman, you're on fire,
you're dressing up for games, you're dancing in end zones. Eagles put sexy Batman on the
drone show before the game. Did you see this? Did you see the drone show? Could you see
the actual like from like the hotel or something? I saw it on social media. I did not see it live. But yeah, sexy Batman.
You're officially a... That's so good. Have you ever seen a drone show? I have. They're pretty entertaining.
Not going to lie. Yeah, it's a nice way to spend 30 minutes or so. Yeah, they also, I think they showed somebody
hidden the gritty.
It's pretty smooth.
Oh yeah, that was Jaylin.
Nice.
You also hit the Lil Uzi.
What's going on?
I'm all sound is, yeah.
Yeah, that's what it is, the Lil Uzi.
And, and, and, and, and, and,
the, um, have you seen the video of Lil Uzi,
hidden it? I have not. No. Dude, you, I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and locker room some of the guys said yeah, I feel he got and
They said he was that everybody understood by his called Lil
Not a big dude not a big dude great music though. Just not a big dude and the the dance is absolutely entertaining and as your brother
I really appreciated you hitting that we got we a few guys from Jersey, one of them being
out of the check-out.
I don't know how I check-out.
I just kinda like...
And he and when I tell you that the little oozzy song,
like there's a song that dance goes to.
Oh my God.
The song comes on.
It is...
It's called like a Let's Rock or something.
It's a check-out time.
It's a check-out time.
It's a let's rock or something.
It's a let's rock or something like that, right?
I've heard this song.
I've heard this song.
If it's not, it's Body out of y'all.
I've definitely heard that in one of the pregame mixes.
Yeah.
I don't know if it is that either.
Are you better just want to rock?
Just want to rock.
There we go.
Well, Miles, that was unbelievable.
And I thank you for inspiring Jason to hit the rock, man.
It felt good.
It felt really fun.
Nice, man.
You know what I mean?
It might have thrown my back out, though.
I had a back spasm right after that.
So I don't know if that was from that or what it was from.
The spasm, man.
My hips usually don't glue.
Did you feel, did you feel more comfortable hitting the
gritty or the oozey? Oozzy for sure. Gritty felt weird. I'm not, I'm not a gritty guy. I'm
more of oozy guy. You gotta move your feet. You gotta move them hips. Yeah, I got, I got, I got,
I got, I got, I got, I got to do that. Yeah, I can do that. That ain't hard. People always say that
I'm the better dancer. When I tell them like get a, get him a few bruise and play a song like a song
Yeah, and watch Jason just go crazy on the
I don't know he's gonna freaking own he's gonna own the room. Yeah, I'm not gonna do any dance moves that are like
Somebody else's I'm gonna do my dance moves and they're gonna
Should be showstoppers, right like that's what's the others
Look out you might get in my break something.
He's a one man mosh pit is what he is, but it's electric.
And you had the family on the field post game.
I realized that I probably should have signed
a few tickets to some friends because I didn't have anybody
on the field after the game
We wanted but I got to see a bunch of teammates there and a bunch of Kansas City legends
So that was fun, but yeah, you had mom dad who all do you have on the field?
Mom and dad were not on the field mom and dad were not on the field only
Kylie and the girls are on the field. Yeah, dad tried to get on the field and got denied.
I think.
Sucks a suck, Ed.
Yep.
Maybe next time.
Found that out.
Like I leaked down to me.
Somebody was saying, your dad was like trying to get
down on the field.
I was like, you guys not let him on the field.
No, he didn't.
He didn't have the passes.
I was like, okay, whatever.
Yeah, no, we were collecting confetti with the girls.
Yeah, it was fun. It, no, we'll collect and confetti with the girls. Yeah, it was fun.
It was a typical NFC championship victory.
Probably, I was like, I don't know.
It's emotional during the like last quarter,
especially seeing a lot of guys
that we've kind of been through it with and everything
and then seeing Kylie and the girls.
But I don't know, I don't know if it's because I've already
won one, I've already won one.
I already been to the Super Bowl, but definitely less.
And also the way the game went.
It just wasn't as like, your guys game was like,
down in the wire literally.
So it was an emotional, like climactic moment for us.
It was kind of like, oh, like, I don't know.
Whenever.
Yeah, it was awesome.
No, whenever you have confetti on a football field,
it's good time.
Now tell you what, seeing that red and yellow confetti,
that was pretty fun.
The biggest question, and I'm actually pretty curious
what your answer is, how did you get home
with the Philly fans absolutely owning the streets
of downtown Philly?
Well, we went to Chicky and Pete's in South Philly
right way to watch Pete watch you guys.
So we were not in the mass of people on broad street.
Unfortunately, I wanted to watch the chiefs games.
You were going to play next, but man did it look fun.
Yeah, the grease, nothing could stop the the Eagles fans from climbing the polls.
They're getting up those polls.
Poles, Philadelphia police, you can keep grease and they're going to find a way up.
I can't remember when you guys beat the the Vikings to go to the Super Bowl last time.
Did they? Oh, yeah, they tear the city down for that too. I'm like,
they're celebrating. They're just looking for reasons nowadays because typically it's
only like you guys win the Super Bowl. You guys win the ultimate prize. That's when we
tear the city down. But now they just look at for reasons. They just want to climb
polls. We beat the Cowboys. Let's go tear it down.
We're going to broad street.
We're going to climb some poles.
And eat some horseshit.
Let's go right now.
You know what the deal is.
I think they're they might think fill it out.
Filet alphians are just grease resistant at this point.
Because somehow they're still getting up those poles.
It's just their skin.
They've developed an immunity. A genetic mutation of their skin in hands.
I'll tell you what, you guys got to start making those bus stops a little bit more structure
to them, man, because people were breaking through those things, trying to stand on top
of them, man.
Little too much weight.
You got to, we got to get some better material on top of there,
man.
We're not made to be climbed on, but maybe they need to start
making it.
If you're in Philly, if you're in Philly, you better make them.
You get climbed on, man.
Nice, man.
Well, that was fun.
That was fun.
Did, uh, did you get, uh, did you get under Joey Boce's skin?
Really? I didn't see Joey. I didn't see Joey those videos are hilarious though man and I could
For one I can kind of understand what Joey was going through as a as a brother going to an opposing
Team that your brother's playing arena
Because I got to basically do that during your Super Bowl against Tampa Bay. And let me tell you, it was like the walk a shame after that game.
I mean, it is not fun getting hacked.
Help me about it.
Dude, no.
I got it 10 times worse than you.
We were walking down the middle of the street in public because for some reason I was like,
oh, let's not go over.
So at the Super Bowl, obviously, the traffic's a nightmare.
The security is crazy. So we just started walking. Oh, let's not go so at the Super Bowl, obviously, the traffic's a nightmare.
The security is crazy.
So we just started walking and we ended up walking for miles with just a bunch of Tampa Bay fans with my big Kelsey 87 jersey on my back.
And let me tell you, Tampa Bay was let me know they won the game for sure.
It was a rough walk home for me, mom and dad.
Yeah.
It was rough on everybody.
They were throwing rocks and eggs at our bus when we were
leaving the Super Bowl in Tampa.
It was an interesting situation.
I got a new appreciation for what the Florida man really
stands for.
Well, Joey, yeah, they definitely
got under Joey Boas' skin.
Pretty good. Yeah, Joey. Joey, Joey Boas's skin pretty good
Joey man, you can't lay you can't you can't
Which you can't do if you learn nothing for our personal files back
Personal files they're handing out personal files to anybody right? I still don't we don't know what you said, okay? We don't know what you said
But what you can't do is give the Eagles fuel, man, you can't give Eagles fans fuel.
And how you give them fuel is you bark back.
You got it. You got to just let it be an enlightening, funny moment of them
getting under your scared, just getting after a little bit, knowing that you're an enemy
territory. Because once you give them that little, that little like, oh,
once they know they've really pissed off really pissed
Yeah, we got we got we got a foot press the gas press the
You cannot do that learn that real quick
Going to Eagles games man, And I was wearing Eagles jacket. And I was still
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Chiefs 23, bangles 20 obviously came down to a last second field goal by the
butt kicker himself. The butt kicker, baby. I guess, I guess we can finally call
it a rivalry. You guys have finally beat the Bengals and Joe burrow. What was it like going into this game?
You know, we hit on last episode the Chiefs for O and three against the Bengals in in Joe burrow
Mahomes injured last week. Trave you were questionable for the game with back spasms. Yeah, there's a lot of talk
From Cincinnati and the not just the players
namely Eli Apple man he had the
Twitter fingers hard last week. He was telling everybody to go to Cancun it
looked like and then they're calling a burrow head after the game and of
course mayor Mayor JaBronie. Oh my gosh. Can we get over this? Let's not keep
harpy on the mayor. You're mayor. We mayor talking about it. Let's talk about it.
The mayor started talking to him trash. Yeah, let's talk about what went into the game. Were you
thinking about all this stuff? Were you thinking about, you know, the fact you guys are
own three against them? Were you thinking about how much trash they were talking about leading up to it?
Yeah. As if we already didn't have enough ammo. I think we've lost every game to them up to
that point by three.
And then finally got a win by three.
It was kind of like it was all the stars were lining.
It was all set up for us to be able to go and defend our home stadium.
I honestly, they're tired.
No.
You had to defend for a head?
That's what they called it until they until they lost
and everybody got on their ass.
There's a back to being arrowhead now.
Is it back to being arrowhead?
It was arrowhead the entire freaking time.
GEJ's field at arrowhead.
The guys won one game and I got all the respect
in the world for Joey Burrow.
Another high football guy.
That sounds like it.
What?
What do you mean?
They're over here trying to call arrowhead
our legendary
stadium, the loudest stadium in the world. They're trying to call it
Boroughhead after he gets one win in there. It's a lot of stadium in the world,
just a lot of stadium in the NFL. In the world, Craig, in the world. In the world. Damn.
That's right. One, 142 decibels. Who's measuring? Guinness. Guinness is mine.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Um, what all they did, all it did was make us locked in that much more and give us more
energy. Which one gave you the most energy?
Was it the Cincinnati mayor, man?
What?
Why did that one get you so far enough?
Why did, why the fuck are you even talking?
He's a mayor.
He's just trying to get his city fired up. Why did that get you so far enough? He's a mayor. He's just trying to get his city fired. Why did that you're right?
He's a mayor as well. He's a know your role and shut your mouth. Do you even know what a mayor's role is?
Don't you?
No, you name me three responsibilities of a mayor
To get boats
to get boats. Oh.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
All right. So the mayor got the
paternity test to get a paternity test to see if
barrel is really my home's is fine. I mean that was a little
fine. I was a little freaking little.
I ain't trying to hear any of that.
That was that was like the last of That was leaning. I ain't trying to hear any of that.
That was like the last of it.
You know what I mean?
Eli Apple not even going into this game,
but last year, the previous matchups.
He's a big talker.
I've daft him up.
Eli is a cool cat.
He's actually funny.
Some of the shit he says on Twitter, I got him up.
That's the way most of that works.
Most of the guys that talk the most shit
are actually funny as hell when you sit down and talk to him.
Yeah.
He definitely seems to know how to get on the people's skin, especially with.
Burrow heads last week with us to find digs.
Yeah, Burrow head was Hilton, one of the best guys on their team, Mike Hilton.
Like I said, I got a lot of respect for all these guys, but if you're going to talk shit,
you got to back it up.
And unfortunately, Hilton got abused.
Eli Apple got abused Mark Westfowell is scaling it had a field day on them the whole game and
Yeah, it is what it is. I'm pretty sure Ques at the end of the at the end of the game got asked about Eli Apple and he said
I was eating this. I was eating them up all eating them like an apple
He was eating them like an apple. He's eating it. He's eating them like an apple man I don't think he said that but that's pretty good quote right there. Yeah, Johnny. He was Johnny Apple like an apple. He was eating them like an apple. He was eating them like an apple, man.
I don't think he said that, but that's pretty good quote right there.
Yeah, Johnny, he was Johnny Eppelsea for the day.
Johnny Eppelsea.
Eli Eppelsea.
Mark, where's Eppelsea?
He was eating them like an apple.
He was eating them like an apple.
He was eating them like an apple.
He was eating them like an apple.
He was eating them like an apple.
He was eating them like an apple, man.
I don't think he said that, but that was pretty good quote right there.
Yeah, Johnny, he was Johnny Eppelsea for the day.
Johnny Eppelsea.
Eli Eppelsea.
Mark, where's Eppelsea? Mark, where's Eppelsea? Oh, man. Yeah, obviously it's fun to kind of chert back at a team that's felt like they're that much better than us knowing that we've been leading in every single fourth quarter that we've ever played against them.
It's just it was a fun it was it was fun banter at the end of the game, but I don't want this to get away from how much I respect the bangles their coaches the players on that team that offense is unbelievable Joe Burrow to Marcheys you know T Higgins all those guys across the
board on the offensive side are absolutely spectacular they're all could be
probals probolars if they if you know if they were given those opportunities and
at the same time that defense.
Man, I don't know if I've played a defense that plays more together than that team.
They all know their role and they absolutely play their gaps, play their zones, they communicate
well, they tackle well as a team. It's hard to find a weakness when you're playing them.
We were lucky that Pat Mahomes,
baby, found a way to find some weaknesses
and get the ball in the end zone.
Get the ball down field.
Yeah, Lou, was the defense equipment, Lou,
and Aramo, is that how you pronounce
the defense players name?
Lou, man, dude, he's got him.
I got to shake his hand and tell him how much I respect him
after our last matchup.
And I know he always makes my job way harder, man.
Those guys are good, man.
They had a great year, you know, all the trash talk aside,
it seems like they got a bright future over there.
They got to, they keep having injuries with the offensive line,
just when it looks like they're playing better in credit
to the Chiefs D, they were getting after Burrow, man.
They're making a real hard form
The defense stepped up man. So crazy man that the Chris Jones There's a lot of talk on how many sacks he's had in the playoffs and man
He I think he had two or three maybe that if he had a like at least five quarterback her is a exact stat line was
The mo it was two sacks three tackles for loss and five quarterback hits
So only player in postseason history.
That's why the game record to post those numbers.
No, no, he's got a postseason, postseason record baby.
But he wasn't the only one five, five out there,
man. Frank Clark, the shark, getting after him.
And it was, it was just all around great team win.
I mean, we had a bunch of guys,
there were injuries on both sides of the ball.
We had to fill eight spots.
You also had the officials on your side.
We know that.
They've been against this before.
So I listen, if it's our turn to finally get
the officials on our side,
like, thank you, man, I've been through my freaking ups and downs.
We're going to get to that in a second.
Let's talk about your post game speeches first.
Yeah, I mean, first of all, iconic.
I didn't know people still use the word, Gibroni.
The last time I've heard that, I think, was 1990.
It was tremendous.
Throwback.
I never stopped using it.
You've been using it ever since?
No, holy, I mean, we need to bring that back.
Gibroni is a great word.
The rock definitely approved it.
My boy Travis out here,
cut in rock promos with the fire,
love it, super loud.
Yeah, it was, it was a really good promo.
I gotta admit, I think even the mayor,
like he wasn't even mad.
He was like, well, yep, he got me.
You know, you're really?
Yeah, he was like, responded. He wasn't even mad. He was like, that's fair, he got me. You know, you're really? Yeah, he was like, we're smiling.
He wasn't even mad.
He was like, that's fair.
Best of luck to you.
You know, like, pretty fair.
Well, nah, I respect them.
Nah, I respect them.
He can have fun.
All right.
He took it well.
He took it well.
Good sport.
Good sport.
Yeah, you're not a wini anymore.
I take it all back.
I take it all back.
Bronie.
The rock also said, my boy said what he said.
I appreciate the venomous shut yo
and over the formal shut yo.
Move the shut yo, this shut yo.
Shut yo.
venomous.
Yeah, do you got a future in WWE?
Do you, you've cut some unbelievable promos before?
I mean, nobody puts on a costume
and has a speech better than Jason Kelsey, man.
I save those for Super soup bowls only though.
And you actually wrestled.
You actually wrestled.
I did, I did, I was.
We can maybe get a picture of that.
I wrestled seventh and eighth grade middle school.
Man, that was, I used to love going to those matches.
You wanna talk about a grueling sport?
Let me tell you, I've played a lot of sports, nothing tops wrestling.
That was the practices were terrible.
I used to watch you guys like, pro fuck this.
Like just get ridiculously tired every single moment.
And then you're out there on your own.
I mean, it was wrestling's hard.
I never wrestled, but I would always hang around
because you had wrestling practice after school,
and in sixth grade you didn't play any,
you didn't play sports, right?
It was only seventh and eighth graders,
and middle school got to play sports.
Well, we played, you still played like the community sports.
Yeah, but I'm saying right after school,
I didn't have like school sports to go to or anything after school.
So I would come down to the wrestling,
the room that it was in and
And clean up after you guys they would have like have me like mop the mop the match the floor. Yeah, mop the mats afterwards
I alright real while everybody's getting water once Kels wants you a Travis wants to go ahead and mop this up for it
But it was a teacher is a it was a teacher asking me to tell him to do it so I did it.
The match was hilarious.
All the matches were hilarious because obviously you're going through puberty.
You had pimples all over your face and they were bustin' every single match.
Like anybody that went up against you definitely got your blood or your like pimple juice on
them.
It was like the most disgusting show.
I'm like, this dude has a clear cut advantage.
Nobody wants to touch this man.
Not only is there pimples all over the place,
but we have the natural Kelsey sweating jeans.
Between all of that, everybody was just too nervous
to touch me that I won most of my matches.
You're just slippery, dude.
Like it's slide on it.
Slippery like a snake.
All right, let's talk about, so we also had the other thing
in the post game speech,
burrow head my ass.
I was, I was on another level.
I got your key.
You were, you were taking notes.
You had stuff ready to go.
And then the famous at the end,
we already talked about this,
but I got some wise words for the Cincinnati mayor.
No, yo, roll and shut yo mouth, you gibbonie.
I mean, dude, so aggressive and I loved every second of it.
I knew I wanted to say that line.
I just didn't know how I was going to say it.
So Jim Nance, love you, Jim Nance.
didn't know how I was going to say it. So Jim Nance, love you Jim Nish. One of my favorite announcers, one of my favorite guys to listen to during all sporting events. He just like
gave me the floor. He didn't even ask me a question. He was like, all right, Travis,
what do you got? I thought I was about to answer the question. I have to tie it into
the question. I was just like, uh, and thankfully Pat
handed me the trophy.
So I had something to say.
I'm like, how about this beautiful trophy?
And I'm thinking, I'm just like,
oh, look at this beautiful trophy.
I'm like, oh, I'm about it.
Yeah, back to the mayor.
Like an idiot.
I tend to black out on the stages. I also I
Anytime I got a microphone on my hand live in front of a lot of people something good is happening
But I also black out and something bad could happen because of it
So I don't know if I'll ever do anything live anymore. No, you got to keep doing it because everybody loved it
So are we banned from Cincinnati?
Dude, can we go back to our alma mater? This is I did.
I'm I'm repented.
The bearcage want us back all the time, man.
Like I was that was a huge point in my life, man.
Are you attempting to win Cincinnati fans back with your
attire today?
I have to.
I have.
I don't I don't know about today specifically, but it
definitely felt fitting, you know, to at least shows the
Nadi some love, you know, that I would show them that, you
know, I I wasn't your backyard for five years, you know, we at least show the Nadi some love, you know, that I would I think show them that, you know, I, I wasn't your backyard for five years, you know,
we got a lot of love for Cincinnati and you took a tight end the same year over
me, it's whatever.
It's whatever man.
You worked out.
I could have been a man, go but I'm not and I'm not mad at it.
You also, you also referenced the other famous Cincinnati mayor Jerry Springer.
Oh, since it was a other famous Cincinnati mayor Jerry Springer
Cincinnati was a better city with Jerry Springer. I'm not even sure how good of a city it was
Yeah, me neither I think that predates us but Jerry Springer sounds like a fun mayor to me
Hey, it's gonna be exciting
Who knows who knows what that what was going on in the 90 back then. Let's get back to the game.
Trav you had seven reception for 78 yards and a touchdown. Titan playoff yards record.
You officially pass Gronk for the most receiving yards by a Titan in the playoffs.
In any of the postseason history, you are now second to only Jerry Rice in receptions, yards and touchdowns.
Let me say that's a that's an incredible name to be
behind. That's crazy. That's crazy. I've been in a few postseason record like a talks with Jerry
Rice and I mean that's that's crazy. What it says more is how many great teams that Jerry Rice
played on how many great teams I've on yeah to be able to get these games
Yeah, I get the opportunity I think I just played my 15th 16th game in the in the postseason
Which is fricking it's a whole another season. I didn't even realize that's what that's the type of
Like opportunity that I I've had in my career, man
And it's I just been so fortunate to be able to represent the chiefs and play the majority of
those games in Arrowhead man because I love I love playing at Arrowhead you know what I mean GHA
field Arrowhead stadium you know what I'm saying this is the first year I haven't made it to a
playoff game in Arrowhead I think and like I don't know it's been a long time you're like every
year I've made it to one better a little Sad. What means more postseason records or regular season records?
I don't fucking know.
I mean, the records records are cool, I guess.
I'm, I'm, give me the record where the team wins the most.
Or, you know, I mean, like, give me, give me those records.
Yeah. Yeah.
Maybe those records.
You know what I mean? I'll take, I'll take those records over
Individual row. Yeah, I mean you're talking to a guy who does not have any individual records
So I'm kind of I'm bored with you on the team records
That's fair. That's right. I got a lot of memorable moments. Actually, no, you just frickin
We just talked about it. You just set a record. I didn't set a record. Hey, you did
What record? There's I can't set a record. Hey you did. What record?
There was, I can't set a record, Joe's I have no stats. There's no record that offense
allow me to set. God damn it. I thought we were just talking about a record that he set.
The only record I get is for not getting, hey he's still out there. He's still going.
That's the offensive line record. Hey, this guy's still doing it.
Hey man, record your records, man.
Some of them are bonds and some of them are grand.
I've been a part of some bonds records.
You believe this guy's still beating the crap out of his body?
Can secondively, why would he do that?
This guy does not care about himself.
I'm a boss.
Everyone handshake.
Handshake into the applause for Jason
for still sticking to it.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Um, what were you thinking in the game?
Nothing else to do and it's like,
what were you thinking in the game
with the ladder?
I don't think you've ladderled the ball before.
Every once in a while though
It seems like you're just like looking to get a lateral
Yeah, well you got to keep the defense on us, man
Who told you that?
What what is Andy say when you after you when you get to the side?
I can't I can't I can't disclose that information. I have to know what Andy's saying. There's no way he's okay with it
Can't can't tell it can't tell you man
There's no way he's okay with it.
Can't can't tell can't tell you man.
Good.
Just know that when I had that talk with my didn't do it again.
You tried to though you tried to do it again. That's all I know he had to talk after the second time we had the talk when he saw that you were about to do it again.
He was like, all right, Travis.
You and I both know what you were just about to do.
I wasn't about to do anything coach.
I swear it got the thing is the thing is the second time I should have done it the first time
I should have just threw it higher
The second time I really should have done it because he would have scored Noah would have scored
Jody was right there to give him a
Spring block to get to spring him into the end zone
If he catches it if he doesn't catch it it could be a turnover you should not do this
It's third in 19
I should have just caught it and fired it as hard as I could and know it either he catches it or is going out of bounds. Brother see what happened
with jet was it was too soft and there was a windy day got caught in the wind a little bit nose dive.
Have we learned nothing from the Vegas lateral that between the Patriot the Patriot
roulette and the Vegas Ra, have we not learned anything?
Well, I'd like to think that Pat isn't just gonna take a charge.
Even with a, with a high angle spray,
he's gonna make a tackle.
No, pass taking his face in the fan.
Well, you guys are playing through a lot right now.
Speaking of high angle sprays, obviously Pat has the angle.
You were questionable.
You wanna talk about that?
What was going on?
You have a packed pats pats? I'll tell you what, that shit sucked, man. Manally. When did that happen? Because it happened late in the angle. You were questionable. You want to talk about that? What was going? You have packs of them. I'll tell you what that should suck man. Men only that happened because they have late in the week.
Having the second to last play of practice on Friday. Friday. That's late. Yeah. I just um, I think just a little bit of fatigue got to me
and throughout the week and that into that like practice. And um, I was feeling good going into that like last period to
everything felt great and then I just moved the wrong way at the wrong I guess
angle and my back just locked up and fired up and I was I was lucky that we got
some of the best trainers in the world in Kansas City and one of my guys Alex
Gays and my personal PT to help me loosen everything up.
Jersey native.
Jersey native.
Jersey native, man.
Keep the ties close, baby.
Keep it in the family.
But yeah, we did it.
It was unbelievable how much time I spent on my stomach,
just getting my back worked on and getting needles thrown
into me and getting you know
Just anything that could possibly help
for
Friday nights Saturday the entire day and then Sunday before the game
I mean it was it was a 72 hour
Just focus on trying to get this thing loosened up. It was a game time decision
I didn't honestly I woke up the morning of the game.
Like, man, this thing is still tight.
I can't fully straighten my back.
Like, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to put,
like I haven't ran yet.
I haven't done like a squat or anything.
I've been just been trying to just relax
and let my body just heal.
And I, yeah, it was a scary thought, man.
For me, mentally, I was, I was in a whole different place.
I was trying not to just let it ruin my days,
but that shit wasn't fun, man.
And I was thankful that we have the trainers that we have,
David Glover, Julie, Tiff, Evan Kraut.
Oh, my favorite people, Rick Berkholder,
obviously the head trainer, the NFL PA,
or not the athletic training PA that I believe.
I hope I'm saying that right, Rick.
But I love you guys.
You guys have made my career, helped make my career what it is already and definitely got
me ready for this weekend.
Well, in the words of Pat McIntyre, did you get any vitamin T before the game to help
you get over this back pain?
Vitamin T. Let's fight it. Oh, vitamin T. You know what it is. I was all jacked up on Mountain Dew, man.
You didn't do any vitamin T. I had a whole bunch of. You didn't get any vitamin T. I always take vitamin T.
It's the best vitamin there is on game day. So you don't leave home with that. Now well the trainers did an unbelievable job both you and Pat still went off had great games Pat went for
29 a 43 for 326 yards two touchdowns huge game from Pat despite the injury
But it didn't help in the game you guys had three receivers go down during the game Tony juju and Hardman
You also had cornerback
Jerry's Sneed and Willie Gay,
Jr. go out during the game.
Yeah, those are, those are, those are games time.
That's crazy.
It's a lot of big time roles in both this offense and defense,
man.
Lajerius is one of the best cover guys that we have,
kind of a Swiss army knife in terms of you can put him at,
nickel, you can put him at corner, you put them at safety, and then Willie is kind of like our
heart and our fire of that defense. When he's out there man, he is flying
around and setting the tempo. So the see those two guys go down was not easy,
but guys stepped up man. We got a lot of young, we got a very young secondary
man for them to have that passing attack and to keep them under
25 points, 30 points man. That was, uh, that was, it was unbelievable man.
And we're definitely not where we're at if they don't step up and make all those
plays. Guys did step up. Chris Jones, you know, to talk about his stat line,
first player in history to have two, six tackles for lost five quarterback kids. Mark ques valdez scantling went six for one 16 and a tuddy big game. Man, what
I tell you is catches got me so fired up. That's awesome. They were such big time moments.
They're like third and long third fourth down red zone third down the difference between scoring touchdowns
and fieldals are so big and in the playoffs man. Every situation is he ever all
the third downs are huge situations and to have Mark West come up huge and make
the plays that he was making play the plays physically he was throughout the
entire game and that's definitely in my mind the MVP of the game.
Because he had yet to have a huge game like the outside of that.
Obviously, patch him home.
But in terms of like the guy that stepped up and roasted the occasion man,
Ques has been doing it all year.
And what not better spot than do it in championship Sunday.
Yeah, especially three receivers going down for him to go off like that and needed to happen.
And then other big situations, obviously, Skymore with an unbelievable punt return.
Sky.
30 yards to set up the game-winning fuel goal.
You know it, baby. We've all been sitting here waiting for Sky to just absolutely erupt, man.
The guys got awesome talent. He's great energy in the locker room.
Very humble dude that just attacks every single day and just wants to be the best him, best version of himself. Man, the sky couldn't be
happier for you brother. Those moments, he had a couple of fumbles in terms of the pun team earlier in the year, some shakeups, and to be able to have to go out there knowing that,
you know, the last time you were out there, it didn't go so well and to be able to, you know,
have the success that he did and to attack the way he did and not be timid at all, man.
That was awesome to see, man. He did not have to just juice or something, man. He's like who he
said all year long, man, when those guys that step up, that have success, that usually don't get the opportunities, man. That is, it's such a huge momentum booster.
Yeah, it just means everything, man.
Well, that set up the next guy who stepped up for the game, which would be Mr. Bucker,
or as he is affectionately known, the Buck Kicker.
The game-winning field goal, he had already missed a 55-yarder against the
Bengals in the regular season and had some other weird, most of the misses have
been on like extra points, which is weird because he's a unbelievable kicker.
And for him to go out there and kick the game winning field goal goal, send
the Chiefs into the shoot bowl. Awesome moment for Bucker. I couldn't be
happy for that dude, man. It's's tough man. When sometimes when these feel go kickers,
they miss one or two or unfortunately,
they miss a handful or something throughout the season.
The media starts talking to the,
not everybody handles that the right way.
I think Harrison has done a unbelievable job
about just blocking out the noise
and not listening to anybody,
honing on his craft, worked with the snapper and the holder and make sure everything's perfect.
You know what I mean, whatever it was that he was doing, he figured it out, man,
because right now he's on fire, man, we love him for it, man.
He's and he's been like that as an entire career.
Let's not forget how many games Harrison's won for us because he's got one of the biggest
legs in the in the game.
Well, those are the biggest moments.
Let's get to the biggest, what the F moments.
The game ended kind of strangely.
You got to admit that.
I mean, there was a great game.
There was a few other few situations where I was like, what?
What happened on the, can you explain what happened on that third down, where you guys
got to do over?
Well, one of the reps came running onto the field. What happened on the, can you explain what happened on that third down, where you guys got to do over?
Well, one of the reps came running onto the field. And I guess as Mike went out or the stadium was too loud, they couldn't hear him. But if you watch the replay, he's clearly running from the sideline to the middle of the field,
trying to stop the play before the ball snapped.
Somebody was watching on TV. It looked a little crazy. Just going to admit. It looked like you guys got to.
It was just a big question. Why don't I don't know why he was trying to stop the game.
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what that situation was. But I know that.
Well, you got to call from Roger. He said, Hey, we got to help the chief stop.
Stop. Stop. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go right before the third down.
That's a maybe after just so you guys could then get sacked on the subsequent
third down. A very, A very curious, you know,
clearly trying to assist you guys.
Interesting, interesting call,
but at the same time,
it meant absolutely nothing in the game.
Yeah.
Then we got to talk about the
unnecessary roughness.
I thought it's an incredibly
legitimate call,
but it's also a soft call
to win a game on.
Would you agree or do you not agree?
What do you think?
Are you trying to say something about your loss to the Washington football team?
The commanders this year?
Were you guys kind of got a little, I'd listen, I don't want to bring up bad takes
because it was you talk about the loss this year.
The face mask.
The face mask.
Kind of key.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, we also, we got an unnecessary roughness call in the end this year. The face mask. Heinecke. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, we also, we got an unnecessary roughness call in that game.
5 5.
Granted Graham.
I mean, listen, all these calls are unnecessary roughness.
You can't be mad about it.
Like, like, what, did we think it's a soft call in the Washington game?
Yeah, it was soft, but we still would have had to get the ball back and score again.
And the reality was, I mean, BG hit them. Like, as much as it's not like of that aggressive and that's not really why the penalty is in place,
you can't put yourself in that position. I mean, that's the reality of it. Everybody knows
when the quarterbacks go on out of bounds, don't touch them. That's like a golden rule in the
area. Yeah, like you know what the rule is and pat did did his best
Christianity Ronaldo on the sideline right after you got pushed
It was a very it was very
No, no, no, ask
You saw that late the feet come up
In real time it looked it looked it didn't look bad, but it looked like he got pushed it looked like he got pushed
He did get on on slow-mo
He sell he sold it. He's so and it worked. They got a 15 year personal Cristiano Ronaldo who is the first flapper in the NBA was it a not flapper but like a great manager nobly
Manu Manu Manu Manu, Janobly. He's the Argentinian. He played real-play soccer. There you go
Now they all do it now everybody just takes you Manu Manu, Manu, Manu, Manu, Manu, Manu, Manu, Manu, Man you what, yeah, I feel that now you want to talk about feeling bad for a guy that that's the situation you
would never want to be put in man. I thought it was awesome by BJ Hill. I don't know if you saw that
moment in the locker room having his back. And if you're lucky, you know, I mean, the guy apparently
played a light side game. Yeah, he was one of the hardest guys to block all day.
So you can't, you can't, you can't put it on one play.
You can't put it on one player.
Zach Taylor made a great comment after the game and said,
we're not going to harp on one play that won us the losing
game.
Yeah.
And that's another guy that I absolutely respect.
Man, their coaching staff is top to your men.
Yeah.
And it's how they handle situations like that
that make them so great.
Yeah, they know that that wasn't the one instance I lost in the game. I mean, it kind of
was, but they had other moments in the game to secure the victory. I mean, that's
what way it always is in a close game. And you can't focus on stuff that's necessarily outside
of your control. I mean, I guess you can't control this don't push the guy going out of bounds But I did like Zack Taylor's response to it in the post came yeah
You know, I thought their whole team handled it really well
And I got nothing but respect for them and expect them to keep growing especially with that guy the quarterback
They got a bright future there in Cincinnati
Well, hopefully when they play the chiefs. Yeah, I say this is hopefully I realize this is a rivalry now
We're supposed to be fired up. I'm kind of torn, you know, obviously I love you and I root for the chief
I just wanted to make it a rivalry. That's all I wanted to do. I love you a love and you love a lot of people with the chief
I'm happy that this is officially a rivalry and you guys have officially finally beat Joe burr in the Bengals, but I
Still root for the Bengals. I got a lot of love for the Bengals. We got a lot of love for the
natty man. Yeah. All right. Moving on. Moving on, baby. Moving on. Moving on up. Moving
on up. You hit the note. That was it. Nice man. I was on pitch. New Heights stamp of the week. This week we got
a we got a fun one. Not too many football games being played right now. So the it's slim
pickings to find our new Heights stamp of the week. These past couple of weeks.
You got to do some outside the box thinking, which I think kind of makes it more fun.
There you go. What do you got Jason?
I got the Philly fans.
I don't know if you saw it.
We had two home games and they were in a lecture crowd. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Not I'm not throwing a shade at anybody else's own field of anage. I'm just saying you want to talk about an animosity field stadium
A stadium that is gonna be loud and in your words electric
The Philadelphia fans are bringing it and it is a hostile environment for any opposing team or fan is Joe burrow or as Joey
Bosa
Easily found out yeah the Santa Clara
49ers found out the hard way that Philadelphia is a rough city.
You know, there's no, you can't create an app over there
and Silicon Valley to quiet the Eagles fans.
They're gonna, they're gonna be loud and proud.
The, the, the Racky Jersey on the steps,
which I think you know we've already
talked about I there's no way that fans are still doing this there's no way
they're that stupid it is for sure a Philadelphia fan that is putting that
Rocky that those jerseys on the Rocky I hope it comes out the guy is gonna be a
hero and I'm gonna I'm gonna get a trail cam and put it outside the Rocky statue and catch the Philadelphia fan in the act. There's no way.
That'll be cool.
Yeah. So the wine drinkers met the beer drinkers and the beer drinkers.
The wine and app creations. That's pretty what else is
around there? The electric cars.
Let your cars are good. Come on. Let's say. Alright, now I
got a Hummery V baby.
What's the freedom? What's the freedom? Yeah, my my new
height stamp of the week goes to the cheese training staff.
We talked about it already, man, but what they've been able to
do keeping us healthy all year and keeping us on the field Those are the chiefs training staff. That's why we talked about it already, man, but what they've been able to do,
keeping us healthy all year and keeping us on the field
for the biggest games of the season.
I'm sliding my guy, Alex Kasele,
just because, you know, it's our show,
and I can do that.
But you guys get the new height stamp of the week on my end.
I can't be more thankful for what you guys
have done for my career.
You guys know how much I love you.
I won't harp on it, man.
But the seasons definitely are way easier when you got people that worked that hard and
are that dedicated to their craft to make your life easier on the football field or
get you back to just 100% or as close as you can be to that.
That's what they did this week for.
Not only myself, but Pat Mahomes, Nick Bolton every time I was in there,
I saw him getting work and the list goes on.
Nicole Hardman has been dealing with an injury
that he got retweeted, taking a huge hit in that game.
He's been nonstop in the training room trying to get back.
And, you know, it's just a it's a fortune.
It's extremely fortunate to be able to, you know, it's just it's a fortune. It's it's extremely fortunate to be able to you know
Come into work knowing that I got those guys on my side. So shut out the the chief straining staff, baby
What is your main thing that you get treatment? What's your what's your favorite treatment modality?
Sleep
Well, I'm talking about the people that are assisting you and the treatment staff.
Oh, they help me get sleep. Um, they help me get sleep. Yeah, by giving me good hours, good
hours. I'm not in the train room at 5 a.m. I'm in the tree room at 8 a.m. Got it. Okay.
That's nice. So what? I would say the biggest thing, uh, modalities, modalities, modalities,
modalities, what are modalities? I would say, uh say dry needling. I'm big on dry needling, I'm big on,
that's Alex right.
Capping, Alex definitely does a lot of dry needling, Alex is a jackal trade, he does a lot of
things. He does a lot of things.
But just some good old manual work. Sometimes, hips can get tight because of the alignment. So make sure them hips are aligned.
But for the most part,
cupping, cupping, big cupping guy,
sting needle guy,
stem makes me feel good.
Stem makes me feel good.
I'm not sure what ultrasound does
other than show you what's going on inside.
Okay.
So I might be doing all of this.
There's a, there's a little combo.
Laser, little laser.
Yeah.
I don't know that does anything, but it's...
Laser therapy.
I don't know if that's, it feels good.
That's blue.
I don't really show anything when I do it, but...
No?
It's there.
No, I don't feel that.
You guys must have a hot laser, a cold laser there's a cold laser
but it's still hot I don't know why they call a cold laser I'm not smart enough for it.
Time out they actually call it cold laser I think if I'm not just being an absolute dumb ass I'm
pretty sure I've never heard of that I don't know a lot of this stuff I stay out of the training when I can but what is I'm a big fan of soft tissue
I'm a big fan of I like a RT a lot active release therapy. Oh
the ARP
Oh ARP completely different machine. That was a big Stefan was newsky
He used to get them the neck and the trap
He used to get them the neck and the trap. Oh, you would do it all.
He'd wrap around his calf.
It was a lecture.
You would tire him out.
I was like, man, have you ever done the ARP?
I have not.
I have not done the ARP.
Yeah, I've been.
Liz tried to talk me into it for a long time.
I think I got turned off because Rick was not a fan of the ARP at all.
Not that I don't want to get into this because I don't want to
Trash anybody's yeah, that's like there's a lot yeah, right?
Yeah, I don't I don't know I obviously worked for whiz man because that was
Hey, if you think it works it works all right now I know I tried before 30% effective when I was doing going through core surgery. I had a abdominal surgery on my they call the sports herniac surgery. And when I was going through that,
I had to kind of get my adductors refiring because that's all that connects right there on your pelvis.
And man, when he turned that thing on, dude, it felt like it was ripping my groin out of
my nuts.
So for anybody that is so aggressive, so you have to have a high tolerance of discomfort
if you want to use that machine.
I'm like, I feel like there's way more convenient ways to get the same job done.
Let's say for anybody that is done, like, I don't know, eighth grade biology and dissected an animal,
and then they give the little battery,
and you touch it to the toad or rats,
whatever muscle group, and all of a sudden it kicks its leg.
That's essentially what they're doing with professional athletes.
That's exactly it.
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Super bowl edition.
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This week, we have a question from Drew Farber,
at Mr. Party Drew. That's a great app symbol. Okay, now. New Heights show. What are the top five
bowls in existence? We're talking
Chipotle bowls, pro bowls, serial
bowls, you name it. Any
thing, anything bowl? Anything
with a bowl?
Young bowl. And what what are the
top five in existence? So are we
talking? I think you got to go
Super Bowl number one, right?
Super Bowl is number one, right?
Dude, nope, not everybody loves the Super Bowl. Believe it or not, man.
It's just the most sports sporting event in America every single year.
If we're talking bowls, and I mean, it's either gotta be...
I mean, if the World Cup was a bowl, it'd be the World Cup, but the World Cup is a cup.
And bowls are better than cups, right?
Do you like cups or bowls? You can use a bowl as a cup. And bowls are better than cups, right? Do you like cups or bowls?
You can use a bowl as a cup.
You can't use, well, I can't use a cup of the bowl.
Damn, so I'm coming up with some dumbass questions.
I'm so, I think you could use a bowl as a cup if you wanted to.
I've definitely had a bowl of cereal and a cup for sure.
You've had a bowl of cereal and a cup.
Yeah, I don't sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
I think I have done that in a red, like a red solo cup.
I've done that before.
Sometimes you got to make do what you got.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, all right, back to the bowls.
I'm going super bowls number one.
All right.
Kelsey's bowl number one.
But if we're talking about everyday use, you probably go to toilet bowl., yeah, I was gonna say cereal bowl, but yeah, toilet bowl
Well, cereal bowl. I don't even eat cereal anymore really you still eat cereal
Girl Jason grow the fuck up and go get some lucky terms. All right. I don't I stopped eating cereal a while ago
What do you eat the breakfast? What do you have breakfast? What are your breakfast?
I usually eat three eggs over easy with three sausage links
some potatoes and
Bagel with cream cheese. Is this because you go to the Eagles calf and it's there
Yeah, that's where I normally breakfast. Is that the Eagles cafeteria? When I'm at my house
Kylie to make breakfast. Sometimes I'll make overnight oats.
I'm a big overnight oats fan.
I like oats oatmeal.
I like making oatmeal.
Okay.
You like yours, you like yours a little runny,
or you like it a little, the flaky?
Yeah.
I prefer creamy.
Add a little bit of milk to it.
Okay.
With fruit, of course.
A big fruit guy.
I like berries.
Big berry guy, huh?
I like berries. Big fan of berries. I don't know guy. I like berries. Big berry guy huh? I like berries, big fan of berries.
I don't know which one I like better.
Fruit ball.
Fruit ball, I'm not, fruit ball is good.
Fruit ball is good, but I can't put it in the top five bowls.
I don't need a bowl for my fruit.
I can just eat the fruit.
The bowl is not necessary for the fruit to be good.
So we're going Kelsey Bowl,
the everyday throne, the toilet bowl.
Toilet bowl.
And then,
ooh, yeah, we can get really into this.
What kind of bowl, what are the kind of bowls are there?
We got Chipotle bowl.
Yeah, we said that one.
I'm not a big fan of the Chipotle bowl.
I like a burrito. I know. The bowl is not a big fan of the Chipotle. I'm a big Poli.
I like a burrito.
I know.
The bowl is like your half-in to Chipotle.
I'm gonna eat a Chipotle, but I want to be healthy.
Just eat, if you're gonna eat healthy, eat healthy.
If you're gonna eat a Chipotle, eat a Chipotle.
Don't do your, it's like getting a salad in McDonald's.
Just be in or out.
Don't be, don't be doing this.
There's things that were made to be healthy
and there's things that were made to not be healthy.
Just be not be healthy, it's fine.
It's fine.
You don't get it.
Just go for a run.
It'll all feel right.
You'll run it off.
Yeah.
Yeah, all right.
Just don't eat as much of it, but.
Can't run, go for a swim.
Yeah.
You can't swim, just.
Yeah, wing bowl.
Wing bowl is pretty tremendous.
Wing bowl is legend there.
I don't know if we could put that top five
for political correctness reasons, but wait
to many people researching what exactly
was going on at the
wing bowl.
Can I do that?
Of a bread bowl.
Hmm.
We have college bowls.
I'm not a bread bowl guy.
I think bread bowl is stupid.
I don't know. That's a regular bowl guy, I think bread bowl is stupid. I don't know.
That's a regular bowl.
I think that's actually a sand, I think that's like a sand friend, like northern
Callie thing.
It sounds like it just have a regular bowl and dip your bread in the bowl.
Like, what do you need a bread bowl, coppicate in this situation?
It's going to get soggy.
Then it's like going to be, it's just, it's a messy, I've never understood.
It doesn't like, like, like uh you don't like getting
a getting like a tomato souping just getting some bread and dipping in the I love doing that I don't
want it to be you don't like it to get a little song oh I like it when it gets soggy I'm just saying
it's not there's no control when it's a bread bowl when when it's separate from the bowl, I can control the soginess, I can put butter on it. There's so many more things I can do to the bread. It's
just, it was a cool creative thing somebody did once upon a time, but functionality wise,
the bread bowl is one of the dumbest things in existence. I can firmly agree with that.
What about the, the KFC famous bowl? I was a big famous bowl guy,
but I always did that on my own again.
You used to eat that stuff.
You just don't need it.
I don't need the bowl.
Like I can have a plate.
I did this everything's giving on my own.
I got a plate of food
and I just mixed everything together.
Like it's not, you know, the good.
See the exact opposite, dude.
I can't do any of those bowls
because I like to eat things like
one at a time. Yeah. I like combining things the fish and scissor your head Kelsey two point
Let's get this thing into my mouth hole quicker and down the shoot so I can get up and move on with my day
You're the slowest fucking eater I've ever come across. Well, that's why I mix it up so I can take my time with it
That's why I mix it up so I can take my time with it. Imagine if I had to eat it all separated and I still ate that slow.
Oh my, my God, I'm out.
I'm paying for the check and I'm leaving here.
It takes longer to eat the food when it's all combined together.
Oh, we got a good one.
The Mike Daniels special.
What's that? Maybe that's not the Mike Daniels. That's not to do that one. That's not to a good one. The Mike Daniels special. What's that?
Maybe that's not the Mike Daniels.
Oh, that's not do that one.
That's not.
No, that's a great one.
That needs to be on there.
That's a, that's a highlight for many people across the country.
It's not confirmed.
It's still not confirmed.
That's how you would.
It's better than a bread bowl.
This is a fire. Bad fish bowl. I'm out on the fish bowl. There's nothing. There's nothing less exciting than watching a fish in a fish bowl.
So we got we got the Super Bowl, aka the Kels Bowl, the toy of the old Mike Daniel special. What else we got? We got, uh, we got Manu Bowl.
Manu Bowl and his son, Bowbowl.
I don't know what the one's better.
Manu Bowl is the fact that his son's name is Bowbowl.
Okay, we got to get it top five here.
Super Bowl's in there, toilet bowl's in there,
Pro Bowl sucks, but maybe it'll be cool this year.
I can't wait to see what Peyton Manning and Eli Manning
have in store
um
I actually kind of like bowling Bowling's actually a fun time
Bowling I mean yeah, you I don't do it often but whenever I go I'm like you know what that was fun
You know what I mean
I do know too many I never recommend going bowling but every time I go I have a blast
Yeah, so I like I like going bowling when I have like the option to play laser tag in between
You know what I mean? I'm just not just sitting there just or they have that little arcade over in the corner and you can go play
You know whatever it is we're children like we like David Buster. Sorry. This is
Whatever I can go to David. All right. I like David Busters. Sorry. This is So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so got the super bowl toilet bowl pack. I mean, I'll I'll I'll proceed to cereal bowl
I'll proceed to cereal bowl because it's it's a staple for most. Thank you, even though I no longer eat cereal
I think it's acceptable that it's in the top five dude. I get so I've gotten so creative with all my cereal mixes
I'd like to matter fact I think cereal bowl might should be higher even though I'm not I don't eat too much cereal anymore
Cereal bowl or bowl for a large part of my life, it was how I started every single day.
Yeah.
So I think number one is toilet bowl.
Yep, that's it.
Right?
Dots thrown, yes.
I think number two, I think you're cereal bowl.
I think cereal bowl is number two.
All right, I'm with you.
I think super bowls bowls number two. All right, I'm with you. I think Super Bowl's number three.
Super Bowl's number three.
I think bowling is number four and the mic Daniel's special is number five.
Fair enough. There you have it folks.
Is that good?
Are we, are we, are we, are we, are we, are we, I think I think we just attacked it.
We just answered that, uh, that not dumb question pretty dumb.
I think we aced it.
All right.
Well, for those of you that want to hear that are,
think this list is terrible.
Please let us know and submit.
Submit your top five goals.
I'm sure you guys will come up with stuff that we were unable to.
Can't wait to see what you guys come up with,
and think about our list. Thank you for that question, Drew.
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We're gonna get to what everybody wants to talk about, which I don't know if
you guys know this, but there's two brothers playing in the Super Bowl, and it's Jason and Travis
Kelsey. If the world hasn't forced Fedu this shit already. Yeah, if you're not tired of it yet,
which we are, we're going to talk about the Kelsey Bowl now. It's only been two days. It's been
two days, and I'm already over it. The Chiefs and Eagles are playing each other as a Super Bowl. We usually do a
quick look at next week, but with this being a very different week, we also have another
week next week to do another show. We're going to reflect on the moment. We're officially
the first brothers to play in a Super Bowl against one another.
Some other brother combos that have been in the game together, obviously the Harboss,
Iconically coached against each other in Super 47.
The McCordy twins, who twins, that's another like level like not only were they brothers.
They came into this world at the same time.
You want to talk about beating the odds.
Yeah, McCordy twins played as teammates
with the Patriots in Super Bowl 53.
And now the Kelsey Bulls here.
We're gonna play against each other.
Has not faired too well in the Eagles favor.
Every time they played Travis Kelsey in the Chiefs
with Andy Reed at the helm,
we have lost every match up so far.
So it's not a rivalry yet.
I said this week, I'm no longer a chief fan trav, sorry to break it to you. I officially took my two colors chief sweatshirt off
immediately after the buck or kick. My fandom is closed for the next two weeks, no barbecue, no nothing. Travis says it doesn't matter, mom can't lose.
She can't lose.
Well, she can't, she's gonna lose and she's gonna win.
Mom is going to lose.
But mom is also going to win.
She's a glass full woman though.
So she's not.
She'll focus on the positive, which is wrong
because she should be there for the brother that loses
but she'll be there for the brother.
She's a front runner, it's fine. So don't you dare don't you dare talk about my mother like that
Yeah, at what point in the season did we think this was gonna happen?
I don't know that I ever thought it was gonna to happen. I think you realize it could happen.
Like obviously, I mean, you guys have been,
this is your fifth year of being consecutively
in the AFC championship, right?
Or is this the sixth year?
Fifth year in a row.
It might be six.
Fifth year in a row.
It might be five.
It's five.
It's five.
Either way.
Yeah, it's five.
Obviously, there was a high percentage chance
you guys were going to be back in the Super Bowl. At the very least, high percent chance you guys were going to be back in the Super Bowl. At the very least high percentage chance you guys were going to be back in the AFC champion.
For us, I mean, ended the last year on a high note. We felt like we were trending in the right direction made a lot of offseason acquisitions.
So there are a lot of things going in the right direction. We felt like we were gonna be really good. But, you know, I mean, you always go into this season,
thinking you can go to the shoot bowl.
That's the goal.
You think you're good enough, but rarely doesn't happen.
You know, I've been in the lead for 12 years.
You pretty much think that every year you go into the season.
And this is only the second time we've been there.
And did we think it was gonna be both of us?
I don't know.
I thought it could happen, but I didn't really ever fully anticipate
it happening until pretty much last week. I was like, man, this is, this could really happen.
We could really have a new heights, Kelsey Bowl, and we could actually be doing this.
I see.
Which is wild and kind of surreal. I feel like I've been, I didn't ask this question my entire
Kind of surreal. I feel like I didn't ask this question my entire career.
Ever since I've been in the league,
what do you feel if you play your brother in the Super Bowl?
And my entire time I've been like,
I mean, that's been the goal,
is to play my brother in the Super Bowl.
Now it's actually happening.
It's like, man, this is kind of sick.
Why is the goal to play me in the Super Bowl?
My goal is just to play the Super Bowl.
Why do you want to play me in the Super Bowl?
Because, man, I don't know.
It just sounded cool and feel like that's what I wanted.
But now it's like, I don't know, man.
Like somebody's got to,
somebody's got to send their brother home, man.
No, it's definitely, I mean,
what you think, let's crunch some numbers.
All right, let's crunch some numbers.
Cause I don't know what the probability is
that this could ever happen,
but let's just take out the fact that
of how incredibly rare it is to make it to the NFL, right?
All right, was it like a 1% in high school,
or is it, what is it? No, it's got to be less than 1% in high school or is it what is it?
No, it's got to be less than 1% in high school go to the NFL. No chair one like 1% go to college or something. Yeah, 1% go to play like division 1 college football or something like that.
But let's just talk about the NFL. The NFL there's 53 starters on every 53 players on every team. 53. There's 32 teams. So there's 16 96 active players in the NFL.
And that's not accounting for guys getting hurt, guys getting added, practice squad.
And then there's 53 starters across or 53 teams on, 53 guys on two teams, divide that by 16.96.
So in a given year,
the chances that two teams are going to play each other is 0.0625.
Does that make sense?
I hope there's like actual like,
maybe we've got to hit part two divided by three.
We've got to hit our friends at New Orleans.
Yeah, listen, we've got to get
nerd wall to get on the statistics of this.
Well, yeah, what are the chances?
What are the chances that two guys go to the NFL?
They realize the dream of playing in the NFL, then they become starters.
Then they become all pros and important pieces of their team.
And then they end up playing each other. Yeah,
yeah, playing each other in a circle. It's gotta be something like a lottery pick. Not like
probability, right? Like, should we have been playing a lottery? Were we playing a lottery
this whole time? This whole time we just we just win the mega eight. Dude, I think whoever
wins the game wins the mega eight.
Oh, it's not enough to play against Churri.
You got to win against the other one to make it even.
All right, that's fair.
That's how competitive we are.
All right.
Um.
I'm the first.
That's pretty wild.
We need to start throwing numbers out like that.
And I mean, it's definitely cool.
There's there are a lot more brothers, I think,
in the league that people realize, which is pretty cool.
But at the same time, and for it to line up
like it has been this year, specifically,
Pro Bowl, All Pro's, this podcast,
for it to all align like it has, man, it's mind-boggling, man.
I kind of don't like that we're calling it the Kelsey Bowl.
I appreciate the support.
Let's get back to the two Seagull Super Bowl.
There's a lot of guys involved with this.
There's major organizations involved.
There's unbelievable storylines in this Super Bowl.
Obviously, there's us, but there's also Andy Reed.
Nick Ciriani, I don't know if you know this Nick Ciriani used to coach with the Chiefs.
Yep. So you know, there's there's tons of storylines here.
There's a lot of.
A.J. Brown, A.J. Brown, Willie Gays, Jr.
Yeah.
Like high school ball together.
That's right.
So, you know, there's, you know, a lot of guys involved in this, a lot of teammates.
And, you know, we're excited to go out there as, as members of each of our teams and, and do battle.
We're going to get asked about this question nonstop from here till the end of the game.
And I'm already over it.
So.
Yeah.
So, uh, appreciate you guys calling it the Cal State boob, but let's focus on the chiefs Eagles, man. Yeah, mom was mom was in quotes and interviews saying that
they've been thinking about this since they were 10 years old,
but they thought they'd be playing for the Browns.
This is kind of true.
I mean, I've, but at the same time,
I've never really thought about playing you in the Super Bowl.
Yeah, I've always thought of all of it like we're playing together.
This is a little bit different.
And the Eagles fucking took that from us.
I think that's what mom was saying.
Mom was saying we always envision playing for the Browns
together for a Super Bowl.
Yeah.
So, you know, it's, it's definitely different.
One of us is going to be a loser.
One of us going to be a winner.
So, I don't know.
It's not our true sport, man.
Yeah, no, but it's cool. We're gonna get to play against each other.
Hopefully the Eagles can find a way to get their first win against Travis Kelsey and Andy Reed
Travis stop stop doing some jumps from the five-yard line into the end zone
Well, no brand new Graham to don't talk shit to me and fire me up. He's going to he's bread. I love bg
Listen man. Give me fired up. Maybe I love it, man. Um, I
know you've already fired up. So I
just need to get on his level. He's
definitely going to be talking shit.
That mic top of him down the
coin toss is fucking legend. He's
unbelievable. I don't know how he
doesn't. How did he do it in time?
Is he a pleasure. Cox is like, he
was laughing at him the whole time.
Everybody was all the former guys.
Bread, Celictory, Smith, all these now,
of Jenkins are all laughing at it.
I mean, it's it's true.
BG's shit talking is truly an art form.
He's one of the best I've ever seen or played with with it.
All right, I can't let him get it.
Get under my skin.
Do we have anything to add? What do we do with the personal file?
Do you have anything to add with the Kelsey Bull?
Like, our mom and dad sitting on your sideline, how they
sit on my sideline?
Did we do have to figure that out because we both get a certain
a lot of minute tickets.
And I feel like, I feel like you're going to have more of a family
oriented.
I'm also bringing Kylie's parents.
I'm bringing the girls.
Nice.
Kylie's bringing her OB because she's gonna be 38 weeks pregnant at the
gig.
Dude, dude.
That can be super close, you ball.
If she has a baby in the stadium, if she has a baby in the stadium, it's officially
scripted. We're in the matrix. It's officially.
No fucking way. There's no way.
That's how do I be?
So you want to take mom and dad on your sideline?
Wait, what?
You're going to have mom and dad on your sideline?
What's going on? You're giving them the ticket?
You're not even doing this.
Oh no, I don't know.
Should we?
That's what I think you're going to have more family oriented. I'm just going to have a whole bunch of my friends. Either way, um Should we, I just want to say, I think you're not going to have the more family oriented.
I'm just going to have a whole bunch of my friends.
Either way, yeah, it's going to be a Kelsey family
affair down there.
Maybe we can't end Judy.
We haven't had Judy out to again.
We got to get in Judy out to again.
You want to talk about a fan favorite.
You guys only been exposed to mom and dad.
They have really been exposed.
And Judy and Uncle Don Don man those those two are
It's true pride of the pride of the family right there are
Don Blaylock and Judy Kelsey man. We get a beauty and insinance we might have to get you hear this and Judy
Arizona you're coming to the desert we need you it can't be a Kelsey bowl
Even though we're not calling it anymore. It can't be a Kelsey Bowl, even though we're not calling it that anymore. It can't be a Kelsey Bowl without. We can call it the Kelsey Bowl. Let's just we'll still call it the Kelsey Bowl, but let's acknowledge that it's not the Kelsey Bowl.
Uh, I think we can hit on, yeah, we might get some family episodes next week too. We
got some time this week to kill. And everybody's asking for mom and dad. This might be the way to do it. We're gonna get mom and dad on the.
I would love to get Ed Kelsie on a podcast. You guys, you guys think Jason,
you can find the clear up this. A little pignons man. Oh yeah. No, we need to get into it.
I don't think we've gotten into it as a family yet. We got to get into that.
Mom, mom's going to be too, too nice. We got to try and open her up. She's going to be delightful.
Yeah. She's just the absolute saint.
She's going to bring cinnamon rolls for the podcast.
Um.
All right.
Let's get a new segment right now.
We're going to get to our quick outs.
This is going to happen before the show closes now.
We're going to talk about the fan base name here.
We have a few options.
We've obviously been talking about the 92%
centers we have new heights the hooligans but we're gonna put up to a vote we
like the democratic process here we're finally going to take it to a vote so
we're gonna you can send your ideas of fan base names to new height show that's
one s at gmail.com and we're finally going to take the scene to a vote. I think
we have a couple that are for sure going to be up for vote, which are 92% and hooligans.
We're still looking for other names that might make it to a vote. Speaking of fan bases,
you guys came through and found the Chad Henney first touchdown pass, Trav, that you
through in the stands and ruined.
Yeah.
Play on touchdown pass. play off touchdown pass.
Our fan base, the 92%ers, oh, I'm sorry, I should've
been saying that, our fan base has found the football.
This guy's biased.
I know, I am.
So the question now is, what are we
going to be willing to give that person so we can get
that ball back for Chad Travis?
Wait, time out.
They're holding it for ransom.
I don't know.
I don't know if this is the whole person. This is the how we got going on. I was like, I know it's it's get a costume. Little we know this ball is
going to be worth something. They have they haven't officially made it a ransom, but they also haven't
nailed it to Chad. What are we? What do we got to do here? Um, gosh, what do I have? What do I have? I got a ooh? I got the I got the gloves that I caught it in
Huh, huh? That's pretty gloves gloves ball trade
That's kind of nice. I don't think he wants anything from me
Maybe
I shouldn't assume
Get to a Chad Haney
Sign Jersey maybe I could maybe get a Chad Haney Jersey get him to sign it. I don't know. I may ask Chad
We these what he can offer up man
Well definitely we'll figure it out. What else what else we got?
We'll see we got barbecue gift card some of your favorite Kansas City barbecue spots get a few gift cards get you
Sign Jersey. What do I have hanging around?
We do some new heights merch. Oh, I get you some Fetty. do I have hanging around? We do some new heights, merch.
Oh, I get you some Fetty. Get you some confetti from the AFC
championship. AFC championship.
That'd be crazy.
Maybe confetti from the Kelsey bowl.
So we got gloves plus Jersey plus merch plus confetti.
What did what did Tom Brady give to get his record
setting touch? No, the touchdown, the touch of the legendary,
the record setting touchdown pass they gave him the most
touchdown passes of all time. I don't know. Mike, Mike Evans did
the exact same thing. He just, you know, crowd. Mike Evans, I don't know, I don't know what he did. I forget exact same thing. He just fucked you. You were in the crowd. Mike Evans, I don't know.
I don't know what he did.
I forget what he did.
It was like a little like care package.
So whatever, whatever it is,
you get you nice care package.
Maybe you could make it,
maybe you could send like an authentic like video,
like a video of yourself and Chad Henney,
so that they have proof that they were the one
that caught the ball
that you threw. That's pretty cool. I don't know. That's pretty cool. That's a pretty good idea
right there. But there is something unless you're holding that for ransom. So. All right, we're going to
reach out. We'll reach out. It's some of these ideas out and see if we can't get this ball back to Chad.
You guys are the best though. Appreciate you guys being open to it.
Thank you for the finding the ball.
Finding you had it.
Great job, fan base, great job production team.
Really across the board.
We also need your guys help starting a Reddit page.
I'm actually a big red a fan.
I like reddit.
If you go to reddit.com slash our new heights.
Right now it's buns. we don't have a good presence
I think I think what we might need to do to make it officially pop off
travel is to do an AMA I think that's the only way to get it going AMA AMA AMA
ask me anything American oh okay yep and we will do that in the off season
we're a little busy over the next two weeks.
But I've actually done an AMA and read it before.
They're blast.
I'd love to do another one on the New Heights subreddit.
So yeah, start subscribing to the subreddit now so we can keep you in touch with when
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That does it, Trab.
That's it?
Yeah.
That was a good one, man.
The Super Bowl episode or Super Bowl
Clinching episode, we're still going to have more episodes
regarding the Super Bowl. But the Super Bowl Clinching episode. We're still going to have more episodes regarding the Super Bowl. But the Super Bowl Clinching episode, the AFC
Championship Weekend episode, NFC Championship Weekend episode is done. It's in
the books and it's our 25th episode. 25th. Man, we're at the quarter, man. This
is nuts. This thing is absolutely flying, man. Flying flying by feels like we've done way less than that
Like half of that. Yeah
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Hello, can you hear me? Is this Rob? Yeah, hey, what's up Rob?
What up? Are you doing we're doing good? We're we're in the Super Bowl. We're unfortunately not gonna be able to make drunk beach
Oh shit, I know that's we were calling to try and We're in the Super Bowl. We're unfortunately not going to be able to make Gronk Beach. Oh, shit.
I know.
That's we were calling to try and RSVP.
I didn't know what the protocol was, but we definitely
appreciated the invite.
Look forward to seeing what that's like.
And look forward to seeing me nail this kick for America.
Yeah, I mean, obviously I was hoping, at least one of you
could come to the Grand Beach.
But I mean, obviously you guys got way more foreign things
Party will always be there
One of these days, man. Take care. You just you can't say enough good things about the guy, man. What a guy
Bye.