New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Chiefs Christmas Chaos, Eagles "Swift-mas" and a White Elephant Flame Thrower | Ep 70

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

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Can you see cheese on my shirt? I was eating cheese. Wouldn't that show cheese? In our house, so we just eat crackers, cheese, and pepperoni. Little charcuterie board? Definitely not put on a board. I put on a plate. I actually, I don't do anything. Kai! Kai! Can I get a cracker with blueberry goat cheese and pepperoni?

We're doing an experiment. Are you out of your mind? Okay, this is bad timing. She's making dinner right now for our whole family. You are such a prick. She's got flour on her hands. It's not flour, asshole. It's us. You are such a prick. She's got flour on her hands. It's not flour, asshole. What's up? Oh, soap? Oh, so you're gonna have clean hands. Do you think pepperoni would go well with the blueberry good cheese?

And crackers. They're and cracker. Doesn't that seem like it's a weird combination? No, it's salt candy. It's fucking fucking a pound. I try it. Another win for the dummies. Now you both are teaming up against me. I gotta try it now. What do you want?

I'm gonna need to try this. Can I try this? So should we start the show or should I wait for the very good shoes? Still a little intro. What? What? What?

What? What? Welcome back to the right. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! That's right, that PBJ did just can't resist. That's good. And cutting carbs, taking that crust off, baby, it's healthy eating. I don't know that that's how that works. The best part of the sandwich, uncrustables, can't beat it.

Tomah, Tomah, Tomah. Is there a crust to uncrust ununaccrucible? There is, for sure, yeah. And there's no chance. Yeah, we already talked about this. My, uh, my tight-encoaged Tomvin, shout to Tommy Mel, he uncrust, the uncrustables, the part where the like the forks would be oh my gosh, empanada or something. Yeah, he just forgot about

that. To be honest, I mean, it's the most average part of the uncrustable is that part. So I love the crust in the uncrustable. I'm serious. I'm a big cross guy though. He's here at crusty some bitch. I ran that. We arerustable. I'm serious. I'm a big crust guy though. He's your crusty son, bitch. I'm rad, man. We are your hosts. I'm Travis Kennedy. This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey.

New Heights comes to you every single Wednesday during the NFL season. Subscribe on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on all social media at New Heights Show with 1S. And check out our official fan club at newheightsshow.com. Jason, how is that pepperoni and goat cheese blueberry goat cheese with a cracker? Sultan sweet, you're such a fucking prick.

Don't do this. Not bad. It just doesn't like, it's just a weird combination. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's amazing. It's not my coat too. Nice.

It's literally just like if it's on like a plate, I'll throw all three of them together. If it would have been, if it was like cranberry goat cheese. No, what's the honey goat cheese? Not so prosada. What's the other prosciutto? If it was like prosciutto, it makes sense, because it's just like a saltiness. But pepperoni has like a little bit of like other flavors. It just doesn't, it's not a...

Yeah, I hear you. Like if it was honey, it would go well. But the blueberry and the pepperoni is a weird compel. I'm staying by what it's to. It's not bad though. As he goes for a second, he's such a... I mean, not bad. Look at the man, Hilli had anything.

Jason, tell Cali thank you. Thank you for giving him to the bottom of that. I'm not bad. Look at the man, Hillie, to anything Jason. Tell Cali, thank you. Thank you for giving him to the bottom of that. Shit. Yeah. Well, she's going to even hate you more tomorrow. Jason, well, did tell everybody what we got coming up. We got a fantastic episode as usual, everyone.

We're going to recap both of our week 16 16 Christmas the day games, get to some fan mentions and we'll break down the biggest storylines from around the NFL. And yeah, we only got two games left before playoffs. Playoffs. So, talk about that a little bit, I guess. But first.

Well, it was first. Nunu, Nunu. Nunu. Hey. We got a guest episode coming up. That's right. Well, it was first Hey, we got a guest episode coming up. That's right. We have for you 92% for being so loyal and tuning in every single week and being such fan of the Kelsey household we have a Kelsey family year and holiday spectaculant. That's right. I read that correctly. And it's dropping this Friday. It's going to be a revolving door of Kelsey family members

coming through to talk with us. And we cannot wait to share it with you this Friday. There'll be fun. We haven't we haven't even recorded it yet. So we're saying it's going to be fun. And we don't. Yeah. It's going to be so much fun.

Yeah, but it's going to be fun. But it always is. It always is. I think you guys have been asking a lot of questions to the new heights team So we're gonna ask some of the family members some of the things you guys have been submitting. I got some good ones I got some good ones for the people that were in were talking to you. Yeah, I got some good ones. Is it bomb? dead Mmm. Okay.

Mmm. What else we got coming up, Jason? Another new news. Dona Kelsey had a bake sale. How about that? You mom! The Kansas City cheese and Philadelphia Eagles were able to buy Dona Kelsey's chocolate chip cookies.

The fans that were at both Arrowhead and Lincoln Financial this past week at the Christmas Day game were able to buy our mom's cookies, which is crazy. Because I think that's the first time they've ever been for sale. But yeah, all of the proceeds from the cookies benefited organizations selected by the teams for the Eagles, they benefited the Eagles Autism Foundation, ever Kansas City Day, they, they benefited operation breakthrough that Travis has been intimately involved with. So yeah, thank you to all of you that, uh, ate the cookies. I hope they taste a good and were as good as they usually are for mom and kills. Um, and supporting these wonderful organizations. You know it, making it even marier Christmas. Shout out to mom and keels for Kels for spreading the holiday cheer with some

some good old Donna Kelsey cookies. Yeah, let's move on. I guess it was Christmas, wasn't it? It was Christmas. Yeah, funny thing. Yeah, so usually quarterbacks give out big, big, big prizes. Presence, I mean, did you get any good gifts this year? I think like two years ago or last year, you got a big Louis Duffel that we did in Los Angeles. I think it's sweet. Yeah, that's my go-to still. Did you guys get any good ones this year? Yeah, so Jaylin, the first year, he was the starter got, um, Jordans. Not just any Jordan, Pat and leather bread ones. Sorry. I didn't know red and blacks bread red and black bread Oh, is that why it says that? How about that? These guys are clever last year was the Louis Vuitton bags

Damn. And then this year he got us watches not just any watches. It's pretty nice watch. Ooh, gold or white. It's white. I know. Different. It's not I typically I'm a gold guy. I like gold. But it's good. Watch. I like. Oh,

gold. Baker. Yeah. Pack got the entire cheese off of the Siveline golf carts, which was pretty. Yeah. I was trying to get out of the parking lot

on I think it was last Thursday. And everybody's just flying around. Those things are street legal. So everybody's going about, they're street legal. Yeah, they're going about 35. So are these gas electric? I believe electric. Yeah, I believe electric. All right. So you might not get very far, but street leader. Nonetheless, and they were, they were all sweet. They're all custom too. I have the guys names on them. Trap, do you guys do a gift exchange in your room?

We have in years past this year. I, I just went up and teamed up with my God Daniel Patrick and got everybody. It was a designer out in LA. What you get? I got everybody the Laura jumpsuits. Yeah. Nice. Nice cozy comfy. Everybody could just,

you know, this winner just enjoy a nice velour top and bottom, just a hoodie and sweatpants, man. It's so good. I don't know why I don't like the lore dude. It's comfy. I take those like that like blanket material that a lot of people like like I'm not a fan. I like you one too. blanket material that a lot of people like like, I'm not a fan. I like you one too. I mean, okay, well, actually, if it's for me, I like it. You can't make this shit up, people. No, I was saying like, if it's not done right, sometimes they just don't feel right. I know exactly what you're saying.

This one's done right though. This one's done. Oh, perfect. So we got, uh, where do you have more of a cashmere guy? I do like cashmere more. I don't know. I don't know. I just like this is, it does. It is. It is. And this is, yeah, fuck I'm burning up right now. I like wool. I like wool up. I know whatever. We're going on a major rabbit hole. Uh, you can cut all of that. How about you guys do you guys do anything on the old line room outside of Are you guys just like the quarterback sketchy everything? So we do a white elephant every year For those of you that don't know what I mean just everybody know what white elephant is at this point. Nope

So white elephant Supposed to like secret Santa where you're buying a gift specifically for a person White elephant as you just buy the gift it goes into a room and then people you you get an order from youngest Oldest and the aligner and that's how we decide the order seniority Each person after the first person first person I said pick a gift to open up and then each person after that It gets to decide whether they want to steal that gift or somebody else's gift or open a new present. Each gift can be stolen a maximum of three times. They keep going until all the presents are open.

Nice. So I can't steal the same gift in the same round, but it's pretty enjoyable. The high-dietins this year, there was a Dr. J autographed card. I think that was pretty dope. Ooh, fill it off his own, baby. Oh, man. Oh, there was a solo stove. I think there's always one of those. I feel like every year at this point. Solo stove? Yeah, it's like a fire pit, smuggler's fire pit. So like a George Foreman? Way different, but you don't cook, well I guess you could cook with it, but just like a... It's a heater?

Travis, you've seen this at my house. It's just a metal ring that you put wood in, you light it on fire, and you'll... Oh, it's a fire pit. Yes, this crack. They will burn your face off though, they will burn your face up. I got a cagurator from my man, Kim Jurgens, try out the cam. Okay, big cam little kegerator. Yep, yep. What do you gonna throw in there? Probably some kegs. See we get some Christmas paleo up there or what? I do some beers but also yeah we'll see. Hottest, literally the

hottest item I thought in the room was a flame door. We had a full blown. I'm serious. A flame throw. I don't I'll get to the exact model this thing, but it shoots up to 150 feet. What? Dude. 150 feet. 150 feet. If you get the right, it's going to war. What the fuck are we doing? I'm surprised it's legal. Like I didn't even know you can just buy these things. This is like, that's what happened. Do you have any saying this right now? I'm pretty sure it's legal.

We'll find out it is. You can just get a 150 foot. Well, it depends on what kind of a nation or a mixture you put into it. It's, if you mix the right amount of diesel, gasoline and napalm, you can shoot that thing off the jive 50 feet. Yeah, it sounds like somebody could blow themselves up with this thing, but that's all for sure. No, I, uh, so that's probably the, you know, this is amazing. That was the most eye-opening. How many times did that thing get stolen in the way? I don't think it got stolen. I think cam got it. And

it was like really new. What else to do with it? Can't deserve that. I was gonna steal it from him, but he was like, dude, open my, if then it was a K-Grear. So we're all happy in the end. And plus, I, he's definitely coming over our house to use the flamethrower. And like, we're definitely using the flamethrower. Dude, you got, you got too much, you got too much shit. You need burnt. You need to like torch, need torch that house. It's got to have the have referred a fire department, make sure they're half a town by the bottom, which one is, but make sure they're a team to come by with a

fire extinguisher. Yeah, all right, everybody. That was brought by Landon Dickerson, who has another, we had a land in DeGrocin, bought it. Okay, I would have thought, I would have, I definitely would have thought that was Lane. Yeah. Yeah. and then you can sit and bought it. Okay, I would have thought, I would have, I definitely would have thought that was a. Lane? Yeah. Yeah, and now he had a birthday party over at his house

earlier this year and he had a flamethrower. And I think that's what got this whole thing started. It was a way less powered one, like it was just a little spritzer, shop 50 feet. That thing was bad. So I can't imagine what this 150 foot monster is gonna be like. Oh my God. It was a life of the party. Well, I mean, I got to see it.

So we got to get that thing on video. Hopefully I did. They got to be safe, right? It's really fun when you have flame throws. So you can't wait to see you guys use that thing. That's about the same thing you get through the security at the games with a flame door. You know, they check like everything.

Yeah, there's no way. There's no way. There's no way. Can you imagine coming out of the tunnel? Just number 63, Cam Jergens. This is a live track. Instant fan favorite.

Yeah, let's get to some fan mentions of the week. All right now. First fan mission is we got a shout out from the NFL. That's right. The NFL page posted us on their Christmas day cartoon. I've seen them do this before. And I just don't get it. I don't get it at all. What don't you get?

I'm feeding a squirrel and Jason is... You're feeding a squirrel. Yeah, and he's Philly Santa. How do you spell that? I'll leave that up to the dictionary. Also, Jason looks real tan for some reason. Ha ha ha. You're tan too.

This is not as tan as me. And I'm clean shaved. I'm clean shaved kid As you all know I I do tend to shave my beard every now and then I feel like I'm supposed to be pat my homes in this I got a theory you look like Jordan Melata. No, I look like Brandon Graham zoom in on that face There's no way you can tell me that that is not Brandon Graham zoom in on it. That is I don't have to it's right there I think that these guys make if you've ever seen Disney Did you like the same bear from Jungle Book Blue is also in like the

Robin Hood one with that bear like they repurpose drawings to save time when they're making like movies I think that the guy who made this cartoon Just took Patma Holmes's face put it on your guy took Brandon Graham's face put it on my guy so that he didn't have to go to the time of making another face. I'm on to you, bud. It's just put it in Santa. Yeah, I'm on to you. Yeah, fooling me.

You're the exact same skin complexion as Jalen Erts right next to you. Yeah, well, I mean, it's pretty accurate. None the less, you know, shout out to the NFL for throwing us up there. It's an honor to be Santa. You haven't fed a squirrel in a long time, but I'm always down. It is pretty cool. The record that Jay Lund's playing is a gold record and that was the color of our album this year.

Yeah, I haven't opened the album. The Lux album is gold. It's the only one. So pretty cool. I like cool. Yeah, and then in other Christmas news, there's a tweet about me that a bunch of you might have seen, but about a million of you actually, I guess, tagged

because in this tweet, from at Dumpling Menace, aka Incredibles, my sister, he looks, my sister says, I think that's what they're saying He looks like Jason Kelsey me looks up to see who she's talking about and it is the Santa from the Rudolph Christmas Claimation old one not buying into it. I've always gotten I look like you concordinelius That's the one that everyone's always and it's from the exact same movie so I was shocked When this picked up so much steam because I've always gotten that one I think we're both getting major Ed Kelsey vibes with the snowman, right?

1,000 percent. Yeah, that's an Ed Kelsey. The fat people with facial hair look like maybe even a little bit of Uncle Don, be honest with you It's a little bit more of like a go-tish type thing. Mm-hmm. You had the handlebars at one point. I did my rookie year It was fucking disgusting. Did a little no shave November? It was it was really bad. Yeah, you went you went all in and what was worse is when you don't like troll it up And it's just like all sitting down. It's the walrus. You would like I would drink like a pint Right, and you could see the mustache airs floating in the liquid that you're drinking.

And that's when I was like, yeah, this is, this is absolutely gross. I almost just threw up. Yeah, it's, it was bad. It was really bad. You had real flavor savers. Oh, no legit. Yeah.

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because that was a lot better than my game. Eagles 33, Giants, 25, on Christmas Day. The Eagles find a way to get a big, divisional win late in the season on Christmas Day. That's right, Jason, you got any initial thoughts? You big jolly Christmas man. You're being out happy Christmas. Yeah, I'm happy Christmas. I love you. Yeah, obviously pretty damn happy to be back in the wind column. It's a good column to be in. So a lot of things to clean up, but definitely

offensively put up a lot of yards and listen, the Giants defense has great players and Wink is going to, you know, make it as difficult as possible. And boy, did he put in five guys on the line of scrims, bringing safety off the edges, building you into man calls and running zero off of it one second. The next second is his own pressure with guys dropping the next second. It's, and it all looks the same. So he was he was on it. He was a very difficult in the game. They got home sometimes. We had some big plays off of some where

Jalen was able to either escape and make a throw down the field or get it out quickly. And I loved his decision making. I was watching the game like yeah, this is the Jalen that is nobody wants to see this Jalen. He was he was very he was definitive with his reads and he's just getting that ball out fast. It guys that could do some with it. Deandra Swift is one of them. Everybody's screaming run the ball all game long, but before

we get to any of that, why don't we get into some some pregame fits. Jalen, look in the flip flops and the hideous Christmas sweater. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. And the Santa hat that doesn't quite fit. It doesn't. Is it obvious? I mean, it looks like a child's hat on you. I couldn't put it all the way down on my forehead.

I had to leave it on like that top I have, you know. Yeah, it's a coofy, yeah. Yeah. I'm with you. What are you holding there in your hand? Got some Reese's peanut butter puffs. Oh, are you sponsored by Reese's now? I am not if anybody deserves to get a sponsor for Reese's It's Ed Kelsey. That's true. That's true. He is the Reese's fucking king, but keep going. Who'd you get this from? Oh, yeah, as we were going into the stadium, the security guys were checking the cars and one of the security guards is always there.

Al. The gal. Yeah, they're like, hey, Al's got something for you. I looked over and he's got a big old boxer, Reese's peanut butter puffs with him. So shout out to Al. Did you have a bowl right before the game? No, fortunately, there weren't any bowls,

but I had some after the game. Yep, you need that. You need that to have a bowl, the cereal you need a bowl. Yeah, you need to have a bowl of cereal. You need a bowl. Yeah, shout out to Al for bringing the Christmas spirit, man. Dude, very thoughtful. Yeah, Christmas spirit. And sounds like a 92% or how about it?

Eagles start hot took a 20 to three lead at halftime. First half featured a lot of Jalen brotherly shove. Well, it brotherly shove TD and a 36 yard touchdown pass to a skinny Batman. And then the giants might have been poking the bear a little bit on the shove TD that he get a little hostile down there or what? No, they were, it was just people,

we were, you have them back and forth at each other. They're talking trash, I'm talking trash. Oh, yes, good football talk. Just seeing what presence you guys got for Christmas. What fucking presents you get? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Obviously we played those guys a bunch.

So it's always a little bit more amped up. And, you know, they were definitely, they came ready to go, man. They were, they were, they were fighting hard right from the get go. Every time the Andre Swift gets tackled at the one, I just look at him in the hood. I'm like, I'm so sorry man. Like, you know exactly what we're about to do.

And you know, you just got to you got to eat it man. You got to eat it. It's 92% best play Swift news flesh. Go down at the two or get in the end zone. Don't go down at the one because it is 100% the next play we're running. If you go down at the two, we'll probably run inside zone again. Yeah, man, it's fun to watch and fucking run the ball though, man. Godly. It is, it is. Most points for Eagles in a half-all season throwing up 23 scores or four. If yeah, I'm assuming you got two touchdowns of the field based off of what I just read. Giants clawed back in late though. The Giants benched Tommy DeVito, shot out to the

Famila and at the end of half an entire Taylor man.. Yeah, oldy bit goody man tie rod man We our first our first bowl game together down in the orange bowl man Viva tech V tech Tyrod Taylor and Kim chancellor man So we tell the party gillie go go go you want Marty on Tuesday or Marty on Saturday This line of ever heard this is the first I'm a freshman in in college I'm sitting in my locker and see Marty come in and it's snowing. It's a blizzard in Cincinnati. And we play in the beautiful state of Florida.

We're down in Miami for the Orange Bowl later that week. But we were still trying to get some practices in and Cincinnati getting ready for the Hokies, right? Vontag Hokies. Long story short, Marty came in a little, my bike. My bike, he's got the Florida accent. Cincinnati getting ready for the ho- the ho- the ho- the ho- the ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho- ho Brian Kelly comes into locker room. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, everybody's whooping, whooping, whooping. And Marty walks up. He walks straight up to Marty's dance. But as long as they have a few words back and forth,

doesn't sound like they're agreeing on anything. And Marty takes off his glasses, looks and then decides to say, you want Marty on Tuesday? Or you want Marty on Saturday? I let you figure it out. Glasses back on. It was like a fucking movie scene, man. And sure enough, Marty was out there in sweatpants. Coach, I'll take Marty on Tuesday and Saturday. Marty won that one, but we got fucking rolled by the Hokies, man. Shout out to Tyrod Taylor, man. So he came back in a muffed kick led to a TD for the Giants followed by a 65 yard pick pick six after a Dallas got hurt fell down man

fucked that hurts and then 15 unanswered points. It's 20 to 20 18 all of a sudden. Yep. Jalen hurts a picked up a horse collar tackle on the I and T return. Unfortunately, maybe the only QB I've ever seen get that penalty. I don't know if I've ever seen another guy get that too. I can't remember. But at that point, I mean, through a pick, giving up a touchdown, penalty, just fucking poured on, just poured on, who gives a shit, let's have frustration out. Just don't hurt anybody. As somebody who is familiar with the rules of horse collar tackles, because I'm admittedly

not that familiar. I feel like everybody is very gray on what actually is a horse collar tackle. They pretty much people just call for it anytime somebody has somebody. Yeah, you can't just call out here. No, it's in the back. It's only in the back. I thought it's at the side too, maybe. If it's at the side and you y if it's at the side and you yank

Towards the back of them and you get like that Yes falling back. That's what they're trying to to prevent which is kind of the same along the same lines as what we've already been talking about in the The what do you call the rodeo tackle the Jump on the back of guys Get a hip-tap hip hop. Hip drop. So it's kind of along those lines, but you're just grabbing a guy by his collar or I've even seen it like you grab him by the like his name plate on the back of his jersey. You can't do that either.

It's one of those kind of discretionary gray. There is a gray area I feel like, but. Yeah, this was for sure horse guy though. Like you know, he had full full. It was like no question. Yeah, question. You're not getting in there. I you're in. You're in. But yeah, what was the vibe like when that happened when you when it's probably the biggest play of the game because all of a sudden, listen, it's a huge

momentum shifter. I mean, between the kickoff and then that play, the first thing that, you know, I think all the guys who have been through the game a lot, right? All the experienced players right away is like, listen guys, we're still moving the ball, we're having success offensively. Don't let none of this stuff distract us from what we've been doing all game, right? I think that's the only thing that we, if that would have happened, and it would have been something like where, you know, we hadn't already been having success offensively, then it would have been potentially even bigger. But for us, it was like, you know, we hadn't already been having success offensively, then it would have been potentially even bigger.

But for us, it was like, you know, we just drove the ball down the field and they got a tip ball with the receiver falling down, interception for a touchdown. Like let's not burn the ship. Yeah, let's just get back out there and go put together another drive. When a team starting to creep back and they're making big plays and all of a sudden our offense gives up a touchdown, you know, that's, those are momentum swings where you got to, you got to circle the wagons right now. You know what I mean?

On the sideline, you got to get everybody on the same page because that momentum can get out of control and it can just bleed. You know what I mean? Absolutely. And so to see you guys come out, have a huge first down or a third down conversion where hurts his AJ Brown and then the drive-ins and a touchdown. That was, I mean, that's enormous momentum to get back. As a team, let alone just the offense, the defense feels that, everybody feels that in the stadium.

When you guys score a big touchdown after a play like that. There were a lot of run-to-ball chance. Yes, there were. I think everybody heard him. Do you hear him down there on the field? I don't remember him to be honest with you. Everybody else heard him. Maybe I was just too in my own head trying to figure out

how to pick up these blitzes. Wink was throwing at me, but. The man was locked in. Yeah, I don't recall the run the ball. Yeah, in the past few weeks, fans have gone, gone and over here with signs, actually, protesting. I have seen there, there was one sign I saw. On the chance, Nick said he didn't hear the run the ball chance. No, he did. Oh, he did hear. He's, oh, it said he, yeah, he did hear the chance. In quotes, I think I'd hear it even if I had a double headset. Okay.

So loud and clear from what he says. Jokesy appreciates the fans, but the noise makes it harder for Jalen to audible with the lines. So pipe down. Do the fans have any idea what they're talking about? I'll tell you what, as a fan, you see when you give DeAndre Swift the ball,

behind that offensive line, with those receivers blocking, looks like a positive play every time. It looks like a good place. Probably running a few times. Final thoughts on the on the game here. Big guy. You got a post game quote saying that it was a sloppy game. Obviously, I think there that was very evident.

Did some really good things on offense. Jalen played incredibly well and Wink's phenomenal. He gave a shout out to the decordinator for the Giants. We've been shouting out each other all week, I guess. But yeah, I mean, you know, it was a sloppy game in particular for myself. You know, I've done physically, I think everybody played pretty well, which is good to see. But, you know, I think when you're getting so many different looks and all these blitzes, I think it just wasn't the cleanest game. And that's one of the things that it does, right? That's why Wink is such a great coordinator is it's not going to be clean.

And there's going to be weird situations that happen or you're not going to be on the right point. And I think that for me, though, I think normally I'm a lot more on top of it than I was this past week. So the snap had another full start. So frustrating last couple of weeks, but at the end of the day, happy to be back in the win column. Happy that the offense is back out there performing well. So all that is definitely something that, I mean, we're very, very happy with.

Well, Devonte made a big splash in the post-game interview saying that we're not playing good football right now as an offense. We're not where we want to be, and I'm not satisfied yet. We got 11 wins, I'm not happy. It needs to be better for what I want to do, what everybody else in here wants to do,

and what we want to be. Yeah. So we're nowhere near that, so I'm not happy. So all right, well, it's unhappy, sometimes, you know? I'm happy to be in the win. There's no question about it, but I do think what Devote is saying is, extreme real.

Yeah, listen, we won the game, but we need to be playing a lot better if we want to do anything impactful and reach the goals that we set forth at the start of the season. And I think everybody in our building is aware of it, but all you can keep doing is just keep trying to get better. We did better than the week before.

And I think that it's going to keep coming. Okay, so that's dried brother. LeBron, stat of the game. This is per OPTA stats. Don't know what the fuck that is. Opta. The Eagles are the first team in NFL history. That is right. The first team in history.

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Yeah, man. That was a, that was embarrassing. Not a Mary Christmas in Arrowhead. What do you got? What are your, what are your first thoughts? I mean, we just, we handed, we handed that team a win on Christmas. We literally played Santa and gave him a present. I mean, I'd be hard pressed to disagree with you, but let's uh, all I got for you is that we are, that was embarrassing. Um, everybody in the building knows how embarrassing that was. Um,

and that we, uh, we got a short week. So we're going to forget about this shit real quick. There you go. You guys are still in control of the AFC West, and we'll clinch it next week with a win, or can clinch it next week with a win. Offensively, struggled a little bit. Had negative 18 yards in the first quarter. That's when I first started watching it, because I was getting ready for the game and everything. Finally got back to the TV in the back. I think it was three minutes left and I noticed that there were still negative

guys. I mean, this is a rough start. The fewest yards in the first quarter by a passionate homestead team was obviously this past game against the Raiders where you're in negative 18 yards and then also actually in week 12 versus the Raiders, 11 yards only in the first quarter. Those are the only two games of his career in which the chiefs gained fewer than 15 yards in the first quarter. What do you think it is about the Raiders with the slow starts? I don't fucking know. They're good defense.

Just can't just can't can't catch a rhythm and it's not just this not just the Raiders. It's been it's been a lot of teams that we've played just trying to catch a rhythm and catch stride knowing that uh knowing that we got guys that we can win with and It's just a it's a frustrating fucking experience right now and every single day we're going in here fixing it I promise you guys and it's not just one guy. I'm it's not just me playing like dog shit. It's not just one guy. I'm, it's not just me playing like dog shit. It's not just, it's not being able to get the run game going. It's not just us not being on the same page passing wise. It's, everybody's in this fucking thing together. Everybody at some point isn't being accountable.

And we all just got to bring it together, man. And put it together. And I think we've taken a lot of learning shots. And unfortunately, we've lost a lot of those games. In years past, we've won those games, found a way to win at the end. Special teams, same thing. It's really just our defense.

It's keeping us in games. We were really banking on the defense, giving us one last drive. But we played so trash as an offense that we put the defense in a really, really tough spot there at the end of the game. And it was one play can just, you know, seal it. And that's what happened there in the fourth quarter. And it's just, it's frustrating when you know

you got the guys and you got everybody that you need and just things just aren't going your way around. Is there anything more deflating than a defensive touchdown? Like we had one in our game and obviously the two you guys had, there's one, there's one thing more deflating than a defensive touchdown. And that's back to back defensive touchdowns. That's fair. That's that adds up.

And that will, that will make you, that will make you pretty fucking frustrating. I can only imagine and that makes you frustrating as a offensive player. As a defensive player, like dude, what's happened? You pride yourself on keeping points off the board and we gifted him 14. Yeah. Well, the frustration was visible on the sideline. Obviously, you had the incident where you tossed your helmet in typical Kelsey fashion. It's a very normal Kelsey thing to do, apparently. When you get pissed off, and Andy commented about it after the game, the exchange you had with you, and he said, you went back in and did a nice job.

Things happen, emotional game, Travis's emotional, and sometimes my red hair gets to me a little bit, but it all works out. He's looking out for me. He and I lo and for it, I didn't go back out there and play good. He wanted to see the fire in me, and I reacted in a bad way.

He wanted to just get the best out of me. And right now I'm just not playing my best football and I got a fucking lock the fucking and be more accountable for him, be more accountable for my teammates. I gotta keep my fucking cool, man. Cause as a leader on this team, that's not how you switch the momentum.

Well, you weren't the only one. Pat was also seen on the sideline, trying to fire up the old line. Uh, I'd say a Pacheco, uh, broke the training table. How about that, uh, well, being evaluated for concussion. I know it doesn't look good. And there's better ways. There's always in hindsight, like, Hey, shouldn't have done that. Shouldn't have should have kept my composure. But at least you're seeing a bunch of teammates that care about it. You know, I mean,

it's not the healthiest way to forgive it. But this is what happens when you're in at least you're seeing a bunch of teammates that care about it. You know what I mean? It's not the healthiest way to further invoice it, but this is what happens when you're in a highly competitive environment with a bunch of guys that want to win, right? Couple of offensive bright spots. Travis recorded your 900th career catch. That's also featured a nasty stiff arm in this clip. Tommy Townsend threw an absolute dark on the dark on a fake pun. Nice little quick little receiver screen. It drives me crazy when people do not run these screens, right? See how you come in and you get inside the kick out block. Yeah, I know I had a huge block on that one. So did the Joanne Taylor getting out front. Yeah, that's how the wide receiver screen is supposed to, that's where it's

drawn, you know, yeah, textbook, you get me one on one of the TV. You get inside the kickout, then you get back out if you can, but with the way it was going, I mean, once you get inside, they kick off, you're just playing football. Go to the space, right? Yeah. Yeah, so that was a heck of a 900 career catcher right there. Usually you see these kind of passes wide ass open. This was not a wide ass open pass. This was, he, uh, he backs shoulder down. This is a pretty good. He was low key covered. Yeah, this is, uh, this is a pretty good fucking football

right here. So this is actually the same fake plant we ran a few weeks ago against the, uh, cowboys. Mm-hmm. And it works really well when the gunners pressed up on them, because the gun, I mean, he's immediately just trying to get leveraged for the return. But there's raiders in safe punt. Obviously, he weren't as concerned about getting a return on this.

Thank God, Tommy Townsend through an unbelievable throw. Yeah, shout out to Tommy, man, keeping the drive alive, baby. Dude, that's a hell of a pass. Tommy can huck it, man. Yeah, we've talked a lot about corrections, getting things fixed on the show. You know, what do you think is the biggest thing you guys got to do offensively to get something going? Everybody's just got a fucking do their job. Every single play, it's somebody not doing their job.

And it's me. It's every, it's one's me. It's every, it's one by one. It's everybody on the team. And whether that's prep, whether that's having the confidence and understanding of what the defense is in their, their coverages, their gaps and the run game. How we're picking up blitzes, how we're running routes versus certain coverages, all the above, man. It's, uh, we show signs of, uh, sparks of what kind of, what kind of offense we can be, um, like we, I believe we did maybe right out of half time, I think, um, or I forget the entire game to blur, but throughout

the season, we've shown during drives that we can we can be a high-powered offense If we don't hurt ourselves with penalties if we're not playing first in fucking 20 every other snack every other Drive or every other set of first downs. It's just hasn't been hasn't been A well-oiled machine like we've been in the past and We just got to get everybody on the same fucking page. And maybe that's just getting into the facility and just talking things out together. Maybe that's getting a few reps after practice.

Maybe that's getting a few more reps, you know, mental reps with each other in the film, or whatever it is, we gotta do something else because it's been pretty consistent that we haven't been on the same page. We just gotta take a little bit more ownership and what we're doing, and I'm not saying that I'm out of this.

I'm the main part of this, and you gotta try and find a way to clean this shit up, man. Well, I know you guys will. Yeah, you Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reed, it's only a matter of time. Just keep putting in that work, brother. The good thing is, once you guys figure it out,'s going to be damn hard to beat the chiefs. Defense is still elite.

Allowed just six points limiting the rookie quarterback, Aiden O'Connell, to 62 yards passing. Spagnola has been on fire all season. Raiders didn't complete a single pass after the first quarter. That is insane. Healed the Raiders to just 205 yards pass after the first quarter. That is insane. The hell the Raiders are just 205 yards of offense and two field goals. But two games left in the regular season. The chief still lead the AFC West. So post game quotes, Andy Reed. We were just to tick off. Again, that's my responsibility to give them the right stuff to work with and the run game and the past game. That's what's got to take place.

My homes. We've got to clean it up. I think if we clean it up, we can beat anybody. I truly believe that, but we've got to prove that we can do it. Yeah, man, those are the quotes I think you want to see. I think everybody knows it, you know what I mean? Yeah. All right, a bronze stat of the game.

Most passing touchdowns in the first 100 career games. Pat Mahomes at 218 is the number one rated or has the most passing just answer 100 career games. Next in line, damn marina, pretty good. Aaron Rogers, pretty good. And Brett Farman, pretty good. Mahomes has only played 95 games. How about that? Still got five more games to get this number ticket north again. That does it for a cheese raiders. Let's get into us some week 16 roundup, TREF. Give me the fuck out of there. SIKI, guys. I'm sure all of the 92%ers tuning in are looking to come to a cheese or eagles game this season. And that's why today's sponsor is going to come in handy. That's right. Today's episode is sponsored by SeekEek with over 28 million downloads.

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It wasn't the NFC North. I believe I saw that. Yeah, it was the NFC central. I think maybe lions tweeted a great throwback meme of Jared Goff. That's right. See this thing I've been seeing it. Don't be Hayden. Don't be Hayden. Malibu is the most wanted baby. I know somebody else who gets that quite a bit. Browns and lions each have 10 wins for the first time in 70 years Jesus Christ. That is a long time Did who would have thought? Shout out to the Browns and Lions for having organizations for 70 years. It's pretty cool. Three teams Eagles Lions Niners tied at 11 and four

For the number one seed in the NFC. Yeah, dumb question. Do we think teams will continue to play starters for number one seeder? Are they gonna try and stay healthy more important? Now, dumb question. Do we think teams will continue to play starters for number one Cedar? Are they gonna try and stay healthy more important? Well, I think they'll definitely play starter. Listen, I'm fucking bad enough for that number one C. You're starting your starters. Yeah, you want the buy. I don't think people realize how big of an advantage

having that buy reviews. Well, the fuck that buy is a huge advantage. So there's no question in my mind that teams are gonna be playing all out to get the number one seed But we'll see how it shakes out. Yeah, and three teams Jags Colton Texans tied for eight and seven in the AFC South Only division with all teams still alive for the playoffs The AFC North. That's right. Stacked man Browns Bengals Steelers and

Ravens Ravens. Ravens. Who just had a fucking... Huge one. Huge win. They had a very Merry Christmas. Fair. Shout out to Lamar Jackson in the gang. Ref safety.

How about that? Talking about that Ravens game. The Christmas night game between the Ravens and the Niners featured something we had never seen before. And that's the refs having an impact on the game. Who would have thought a ref accidentally trips the March X and I'll tell you what, man, this is the only time I feel bad for the ref. I feel sick. The most embarrassing. This is the most embarrassing way to fucking influence a game as a referee. You fall down and trip

the quarterback in the end zone as he's trying to throw the ball away, didn't throw it to anybody, so intentional grounding in the end zone results in a safety. You could see the rest kind of get together right after this play and the ref that fell down is looking at him, he's like, damn it, that's a safety, isn't it?

And he says, yep, and you could just see it on his face is like, we're more like, it on his face is like remorse like Damn, I'm gonna look like an idiot It's good that they did not lose this game by like a point or something like that because it would have been Pandemonium. Oh my god. It would have been fucking epic. Oh my god. It would have been epic What do you think is going through his head like he is just get the fuck out of it? The fuck out the way get the fuck out the way get the fuck out of the way. Get the fuck out the way. Get the fuck out of the way. He's more embarrassed that he fell or more like upset that he just impacted the play.

You know, I think it's all the above. I think you throw it all all the emotions are hitting them at once. Gosh, the fucking bad. I will say, man, this is why listen, you're going to be an official in a Lamar Jackson game. Much like a offensive lineman. You got to be ready for that, do to be anywhere at once. You can't, you know, he starts rolling out. Looks like he's going to go to his right. Then he pure of wets comes back to the other side and the official.

It's on top of before even as a chance. The fish was looking at the offensive line, trying to see if there's any holding or hands of the face, realizes Lamar's rolling out right towards him. And you know what, that's why you gotta be an athlete, no matter who you are on the field, you have to be an athlete. And this ref did not show his athleticism too well. I don't wanna have, dude, he got caught

in a pretty compromising situation, I don't know. He got flustered, He got flustered. He painted. He definitely painted. He won 1,000% painting. He was like, oh shit. Fucking upper body moved a lot faster than the lower body. But I don't know.

I don't know that I would have done much better in that situation. I'm in a full back battle and all of a sudden, all these guys just start coming back at me. No, you got good. You got them mama kissy hips. You're opening them things up real quick. You might, I think you think a little bit higher, I mean, then what might actually happen? Anyways, oh, there's another angle of it. I didn't even see

this other, I've only seen that one angle. Dude, it's so bad. They slim-motioned them. That was fucked up. And they kept panning to, they kept panning to the ref ref that's why I feel bad for them the TV kept painting to them and seeing his face of just like Damn it. It's Christmas my family's watching this game, but all my friends are watching this game I'm not gonna be able to go into work tomorrow right here, you clearly see Triple Yeah, the old foot. Yeah, this feat just get tied up. Lucky you didn't have to go in the blue and blue tent. Sometimes it just sucks to suck, you know, sometimes you just get to eat it.

So I had my share in the game too. Let's get on to something better than that. Greatest drink of all time. We can't talk about this week without mentioning Patriots kicker Chad or island, who absolutely bombed the field goal post and they're win over the Broncos. The hell of a doing. Boom! Sound like a gunshot goes off like. It's gotta hit the mic, right? For everyone that doesn't know,

there is a microphone on the top of the field goal post. I'm both of them. Yeah, I'm both of them. Did you know that? No. I'm both posts or both field, I'm both of them. Did you know that? No. I'm both posts or both field goals. It's kind of like the NBA. There's a microphone underneath the hoop.

Yeah. I think the NFL does the same thing on big games. So is it to pick up the noise of the dink? Is that solely what that's there for? Who knows? I'm not sure why the NFL does it. Or is it there to pick up ambient noise? What is it?

Maybe. Maybe it's to pick up like the crowd noise and stuff. Hmm. Who knows? I'm not sure why the NFL does it. Or is it there to pick up ambient noise? What is it? Maybe. Maybe it's to pick up like the crowd noise and stuff. Who knows? It's like a weird job. Either way, though, we hit that post. It was like you said, a gunshot. Um, so the greatest joint, greatest joint of all time. I don't know, man. I know one other. It's hard to beat the double doing. I love you, Nagy. I love. Max. I love you. Max.

Fuck, I love you. I was there. I was there. Sold your field. I was at that game. Heck yeah. I gave Tyler Bray back at QB for the for the Bears. I gave him a beer before the game. That's right. He was on the field. I just like that. What do you want to be? I do. That's awesome. My guy shout out to T. Brave and missed that dude. Yeah, I don't know if it beats the double doin' and Philadelphia wins a Super Bowl off of the double doin'. Now, that wasn't that year. That was the next, the double doin' was 2018. We ended up losing to the Saints the next round.

That was a year after it was Rubell, double doin'. I thought you guys went bears Vikings. Now we were bears then saints. And we almost pulled it off against the saints probably should have screwed that up. But who's you guys who'd you guys play before the Vikings the year you want it? Falcons. I knew that. I knew that. All right. Well, then yeah, this is the greatest donk of all time. Uh, new heights. Let's get along to their new heights stamps of the week, baby. Let's do it. Let's hand out some stamps of the week to players who took their game to new heights in week 16 of the NFL season. Uh, new heights

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straight to our brownies. Mari Cooper 11 receptions for a single game franchise record, one of the oldest franchises in the history of the NFL and before the NFL or modern NFL, 265 yards and two touchdowns and the Browns 36-22 win over Houston. I think a lot of people with Deschine Watson being out thought that the Browns were gonna trend downward but no one behold they signed Joe Flacco and Joe's proven he's got some gas left in that tank. Come on now. He's got them dude. He's he is shucking that thing. Mark Cooper 265 yards in it. Most receiving yards in a history of the Browns organization in the Silicon that's insane. Awesome. Awesome. I love this for, I love this for Joe. Shout out to Amari first of all. That's right. We're giving a stamp to Amari,

but I'm also kind of giving it to Joe. It's like, it's a double stamp. But either way, we're going to Marry. You can't double stamp a stamp. You can't double stamp a triple stamp. You can't double. A Marry Cooper is a fourth player in NFL history with three career games with at least 200 receiving yards and two touchdowns. How about that? Dude.

Six player in NFL history with four career games at least 200 receiving yards. Yeah, unbelievable, unbelievable. Way to go, Mario. Way to go, Brownies. Still rolling over there. Jim Schwartz and company is. Hey man.

They're getting ready for these playoffs. All right now. All right. Try who you got? Yeah. I'm going with the old George Pickens. That's right. Everybody loved loved loved to mention how he was not blocking for the Steelers running backs and said that he wasn't a good teammate or that he only enjoyed playing football when he was catching the football. Well, George caught the football damn well. catches of six targets for 195 yards and two touchdowns

in Saturdays, 34, 11 win over the Bengals. And I'll tell you what man, he was flying around. Nobody could catch this dude when he had the ball on his hands. And when he scored, I hear you talking, I hear everybody talking, maybe. I'm just gonna go ahead and keep putting up these dubs. And yeah, shout out to Pickens, man,

for taking this game to New Heights, man. I love it when somebody just has a great game after everyone doubts them and doubts their integrity and all that shit. Obviously, you never know what's going on in a building, but out from outside, I could be happy for George Pickens, man. Dude, whenever anybody is going through adversity and they come out and they perform,

it doesn't matter. It's the greatest thing to watch ever. Four catches for 195 yards. I mean, he's basically averaging 50 yards of catch. Um, bye, bye. Yeah. We can, we can, we can deal with your run blocking. Yeah. Just, just get in there.

You do that. You do what you did this past. George, give better effort, but keep, keep catching those 50 arbassies. Yeah. Shout out to George taking his game to New Heights, baby. Alrighty. That's it folks. That wraps up this episode of New Heights. Make sure you subscribe to new YouTube to the new Heights channel so you know when the new episodes are coming out. We're dropping our bonus video on Thursday this week, so make sure you check that out.

We'll preview our week 17 gains, maybe look at some fan art, whatever we feel like doing. And of course, make sure to tune in for the special Kelsey Christmas family year end holiday spectacular episode that's gonna be premiering this Friday. You won't want to miss it. If you have any questions or looking for any information on the Kelsey

family, I think a lot of things will be answered this week. Let's just subscribe wherever we get your podcasts. Once again, new heights presented by Wave Sports and Entertainment and brought to you by Uncrustables, that PV&J that you just can't resist. All right. Now, the best part of the sandwich, as they say. Pretty good. Follow the show on all social media at New Heights show with 1s and thank you to our production and crew always for making us look way better than what we are in to the 92% for tuning in. We will see you guys later this week with the family. What is it? Are we going to a family spectacular? Kelsey family year-end holiday spectacular. I don't

like it. It's Kelsey Christmas episode. What he said peace Fuck head Kelsey call me in the middle to show does he not know that we're doing the show right now? He does know so what does he call it me for answer Answer it, just answer it, hurry up. Put him on, put him on the blast. I already declined it. See what he says. You decline phone calls from Ed? Yes. It's like they'd ring. What's up, dad?

I'm sorry, are you on your podcast? Yeah, we're on the podcast. What's up? Okay, well, I go on and talk and read recordings. We're not recording. I wouldn't do that to you. Why would I record it? I'm not recording.

talk in the recordings. When I record, I wouldn't do that to you. Why would I record you? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.