New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Chiefs Kick Off the Season, Jason Scouts the Birds and NFL Week 1 Preview | Ep 99
Episode Date: September 4, 202492%ers, we are back with another fantastic episode of New Heights brought to you by NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV.In this episode, we’ve got a lot to get to before the NFL season official...ly kicks off. We start things with Jason’s update on how he feels about Twitter polls, the results of a questionable llama costume contest, Travis’ new horse, and the guys' reaction to LeBron James’ tight end Mt. Rushmore. Next, Travis breaks down how he’s feeling going into season 12 in the NFL, his thoughts on some of his new teammates, and a preview of the Week 1 match-up against Lamar Jackson and the Ravens. After that, we find out what Jason was up to at Eagles camp, if he’s any closer to joining the coaching staff, and his thoughts on how Jalen Hurts will develop without him at center. Finally, we let you know all the week 1 games that are worth watching, settle the debate on Travis’ eye color, and decide how many wind sprints are too many wind sprints after chugging a pitcher. Kelce Car Jam: Year 2 is going to be on Saturday, Oct 5th. Check out the @87running Instagram or visit https://87running.org/ to grab your tickets.New Heights will be back every Wednesday during the NFL Season so make sure you’re subscribed to our YouTube Channel and follow New Heights on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Start your free trial by visiting http://wondery.fm/NewHeights now....Download the full podcast here:Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMbApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynwFollow New Heights on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: http://hoo.be/newheightshowSupport the Show: NFL SUNDAY TICKET: This NFL season, you can watch every game, every Sunday when you bundle NFL Sunday Ticket and YouTube TV. Sign up today at youtube.com/NH MINT MOBILE: To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/newheights.GENERAL MILLS: The official ‘Kelce Mix’ will be in stores soon. Check out https://cerealtrainingcamp.com/ for more information. LIQUID IV: Start a new fall ritual with Liquid I.V. Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and use code NEWHEIGHTS at checkout. SEATGEEK: Use code KELCE15 for 15% off your SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/KELCE15. $25 max discountFARMER’S DOG: Get 50% off your first box at https://TheFarmersDog.com/newheights. Plus, you get FREE shipping!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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And we're also gonna answer some of your not dumb questions as always plus Travis bought a horse and I
Need to talk to him about it. Yeah, I had a lot of fun at the Derby this year.
A lot of fun.
Wait, it's going to be in the Derby?
No, it's not.
It's a three year old.
Derby is only two year olds.
Right.
Well, I'm just saying I had a lot of fun at the Derby now.
Oh, so that you bought a horse.
Yeah.
I mean, I teamed up.
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clips of Travis and me at cereal training camp. It was actually a ton of fun.
Shout out to the kids that we were doing it with. That was too much fun.
Wonderful. The kids made it exciting and fun as always. It's always about the kids.
Oh yeah. You already know.
It's pretty awesome. We picked our three favorite cereals to all go into one box.
You know it, baby.
It's marshmallows, peanut butter, and cinnamon.
Yeah, cinnamon toast crunch, Lucky Charms, and Reese Puffs.
That's right.
Some of our favorites.
Don't forget the chocolate and the Reese Puffs.
I know it sounds like an odd mix that wouldn't go together.
I'm not going to lie.
When they first put this in a bowl, I was like, I don't know how this is going to taste.
It's probably not going to taste that good. I knew it was going to taste. And then you eat it and you're like, man, it's shocker. It was going to lie when they first put this in a bowl. I was like, I don't know. This is probably not going to taste that good. And then you eat it and you're
like, man, it's shocker. That's tastes real good.
I've always mixed some of the toast crunch with Reese puffs. That was always a banger
to me. And then on top of that, I would also mix Captain Crunch and Lucky Charms. It's
the chocolate and the peanut butter and then the cinnamon. And then you just get a nice
sugary marshmallow thrown in there. And it's just delicious. It's the chocolate and the peanut butter and then the cinnamon and then you just get a nice sugary marshmallow thrown in there
And it's just delicious. It's absolutely delicious. It's almost like smore ish
Yeah, I would say the Reese puffs definitely is the power flavor in there
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A long time. It's going to be a long time till I stop.
The first item of new news, the internet has spoken, Jason, and you fucking cheated.
Well, it's a good thing I don't care anything about this poll.
And that's a lesson learned, ladies and gentlemen, you should never care what the internet says.
It is, because-
It's number one.
Even if they're the 92 percenters that listen to you.
Listen, I am all for the democratic process.
All for the democratic process.
But when you have a bunch of people voting and they don't understand what the rules are,
then I'm not for it.
And on top of that, this wasn't a sanctioned, you know,
tournament. There was no like brackets. There were no rules.
This is old school bar stool wrestling.
You and me right here.
Find a way to get it done.
Oh, Nicole, Nicole didn't grab the table. So you had an unfair
advantage. Yeah, well, that's Cole's fault, okay? I can't be subject to being sanctioned
because she doesn't have the common sense
to grab the table for leverage.
Yeah, and she's got a gold medal, so she's great.
She's doing great.
Oh, you lost to a woman.
I beat an Olympian, okay?
That's what happened.
I was on her turf, and I took her down!
That was pretty good.
Way to make it right.
All right, well, now we know.
We have not lost faith in internet polls.
I still believe he cheated if it was a real event.
It's not a real event, so who cares?
There's no opinion on this.
It's, read the next part.
It'll tell you exactly how I didn't cheat
because the rules stipulate that the offhand
is either grabbing a peg or can grab a table
There's legitimate like a whole rule in
Regular wrestling arm wrestling that allows for this. Okay. Nice. So the Internet's wrong again. Well mama's wrong
Mama's right moving on to a next bit of new news, the Kelsey Car Jam. Year
two, baby. That's right. Year two. I'm pumped to announce Kelsey Car Jam is coming back
to Kansas City. This year we're going to have it October 5th. That's a Saturday before,
I believe, one of our Monday night games. And ironically, my birthday. So we're going
to have some fun. Last year we started this event and it's a benefit. It's to benefit 87 and Running, my foundation team, that helps
out the underserved community and the youth here in Kansas City and back in Cleveland,
our hometown. We'll have everything from old school muscle cars to some high-end luxury
vehicles. Typically, we get some teammates
to come down and show off their cars. Everybody comes down to have some fun and come together
to raise some money for a good cause, man. Everything we get here just gets injected
into the city. It has helped raise money in years past for the ignition lab and operation
breakthrough and the amazing things that they do for the youth.
The amazing things that they do for the youth here in Kansas City and have done in years
past.
And one of my favorite parts is seeing the operation breakthrough ignition lab, their
mechanics part of that ignition lab displaying all the things they've been working hard on,
including the 1970 Chevelle that they turned into an electric car.
That's right.
We got high school kids doing that at the ignition lab.
It's pretty cool, man.
It's going to be a fun time.
It's kind of like a carnival atmosphere.
There's always good food.
There's always some entertainment outside of just the cars.
And once you guys go on the website, 87 and running.org and the tickets are on sale right
now.
So yeah, can't wait to see you guys.
That's Saturday in October 5th.
Heck, yeah.
How's that?
How's that shovel running?
Oh, it's running smooth, baby.
I got my I have not drove yet.
I have not drove it yet.
I've been trying to get down to the addition left.
No, I haven't gotten down there yet and been able to take it for a test drive, but I've
seen that thing and it looks fantastic.
And I'm sure with that Tesla motor that it's got in it, they figured out how to get that
thing wrapped up pretty good.
Nice.
I got that pickup truck that Chevy 1986 pickup that never was running.
I got the operation breakthrough working on that.
So I don't know if it'll be ready for Kelsey car GM year two, but I'm excited
to, well, one, I'm excited to go to operation break.
That I still haven't been there.
I know you and dad have talked about it a lot.
Oh, it's the best.
Yeah.
The faculty and the kids that are a part of operation breakthrough just seems
incredible, so I can't wait to check, check that out.
But then too, I can't wait to check out Kelsey car James.
So what is it?
Is it just like, it's like a car show, essentially.
Yeah, it's a car show.
You come down, see some cool cars, get some good food.
Is there any Jagrasian?
Yeah, maybe have a few garage bears at drag racing now.
We haven't we haven't gotten into the drag racing yet.
Yeah, I don't know what happened at Kelsey Car Jam year one.
Anything exciting?
Well, I think it was the it was the operation breakthroughs ignition labs first showing
of kind of what they had been working on in the mechanics side of things at operation
breakthrough.
The ignition lab showed up with the Chevelle back then and then showed kind of the beginning
stages of them, I believe doing a blazer, either a blazer or a Bronco, an old school
Bronco for Bronco. Yeah. So I think they're going to turn that
thing into electric and kind of restore it. Yeah.
Oz, my man Oz is behind the mechanic side, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah. He's the one he's the one that kind of leads
the mechanic side in the ignition lab. He's the one like
the supervisor. Yeah.
Sounds fun. Can't wait to check it out. Yes, sir. Do anything
Should I should I try bring the Cybertruck? Or would they all laugh at me? I don't know. I
think you can. Yeah, if you want to bring the Cybertruck, those
are always fun to watch. It's a car show, dude. If you got a
cool car, bring it down.
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fans, the people that allow us to do this.
Yeah, right now.
First up, a lot of you let us know about Travis Kelce's llama sighting at the Minnesota State
Fair.
Look at this.
Travis Kelce dressed llama seen at Minnesota State Fair.
Minnesota?
Minnesota?
Do llamas have humps? Those are camels. Camels have humps. Is that a person? seen at Minnesota State Fair. Minnesota?
Do llamas have humps?
Those are camels.
Camels have humps.
Is that a person?
It does look like a person.
Oh, it's got the arms.
That's funny as hell.
That's actually pretty funny.
The more I look into it, I had to zoom in to see.
I was like, why does this llama have arms?
That's pretty good.
There's a llama.
They're fake arms.
Yep, it's got the helmet and everything.
Streamers. You a big llama guy? Nah, I'm not a big llama guy. There's a llama. They're fake arms. Yep. It's got the helmet and everything.
Streamers.
You a big llama guy?
No, I'm not a big llama guy.
Not a big llama guy?
A lot of people in our area are starting to get the alpacas.
Ooh, nice.
There's somebody around us that has a full-blown camel.
That's fancy.
That camel's pretty badass.
Ooh, camels.
You can ride it.
Camels you gotta watch out, man.
You can't stare those things in the eyes.
They'll spit on you.
I think llamas do the same thing.
They do. They're known for that. Yep. Llamas are fun to like watch prance around
Do llamas serve a purpose?
Yeah, I think all animals in the animal kingdom serve some well now I mean like a hippo doesn't really do shit
What is a llama a hippo make sure that everybody stays in line?
Yeah, they're hungry and then they
Make for a great board game. What is this? So, llamas,
what do llamas do?
I fucking love them.
They provide meat and milk. So, people eat llamas.
I'm not eating llamas and I'm not drinking their milk.
I figured you could use its wool.
Yeah, that's where I'm, yeah.
Leather? People make llama leather?
I think that's a little fucked up.
What's the one that Louis Vuitton,
is Louis Vuitton making some llama leather?
Lama leather.
Ha ha ha!
Peter would be on their ass if they were doing that.
Candles, llama fat is used for making candles.
Yeah.
Well.
Kind of disgusting.
Shout out to the Minnesota State Fair.
Didn't know we had Chief's Kingdom up there, man.
The Travis Kelsey llama did not win.
It lost the costume contest to the champion Emerson Croft and her llama, Machiato, seen
here.
It was a watermelon.
I came in second place?
You came in second place behind the watermelon llama.
Damn it.
Which, if I'm going to be honest, I think the watermelon llama is more creative. I mean, look at that costume. That's a pretty... I think that's better.
That's a person. That's not a llama. Well, the llama is to the left of the person.
Well, that doesn't look like a watermelon at all.
That's like the sliced watermelon. I agree though. It doesn't really look like a watermelon.
Yeah. She's got the better watermelon outfit.
Shout out to all the llama contests out there. Maybe that's a bad view of the llama though. Maybe
at a different angle, it kind of looks more like watermelon. Who would have thought that there would
be a costume contest for llamas? What other animals? I mean, there's got to be like a dog
costume competition. Nope. Never heard of it. Just llamas. Llamas are pretty,
that's probably the best ones. That's their relevance. You're asking like, what are llamas for? Yeah,
they're here for-
They're for making costumes?
For costumes, yeah. And staying with animals, I bought a horse, man. How about that?
You bought a horse? I did see this.
How about that? Old swift delivery.
Swift delivery. So, did the name prompt interest or did the horse?
I'll say, you know, when the stars align, you know, it's just, it feels good to jump
on board.
How does one go about buying a racehorse or even finding out how to buy a racehorse?
Take us through this process.
Yeah.
So you have, you have really good friends that are good people that are into horse racing.
So the Zoldans.
Yes, the Zoldans.
Bruise and Alex Zoldan.
I've known Alex for about 10 years plus now since I've been in the league and fellow Ohio
and shout out to Youngstown family that we all got.
And yeah, the Zoldans are just, they're an awesome family.
They own Phantom Fireworks, one of my favorite fireworks stores up in Ohio and throughout
the Midwest, or really throughout the country.
And I've had so much fun going to events with them and just building our relationship.
And sure enough, they were at the Super Bowl.
They invited me to the Derby this year and I had one of the best times ever at the Derby
as they were my host.
And sure enough, I was like, man, that'd be fun to like, get involved and like see one of your horses like in a race like that. That seems like it would be a fun,
fun thing to be a part of knowing that they've actually had a horse when in, I think it was
the early 2000s, it was a horse called Magic Kingdom. Magic Kingdom. Yeah, it was a fun
Disney name. Yeah, they won the Derby, that is.
And wow.
Yeah, sure enough.
They asked me if I wanted to jump in on a three year old
that they had.
And the name was it made sense to to team up with this one,
it being Swift Delivery.
What's cool is that the different style of horses,
some horses get out to a fast start
and try and like lead the pack and just take off and like
Yeah, they're sprinters. Yes. And then the others are like the finishers, right? The ones that kind
of come around the the last turn or the last two turns. Straight away stress. Yeah. So that's my
question. Does swift delivery have an enlarged heart? No. Do you know how big its heart is?
No. See, that'd be the first thing I'd be doing is I'd be getting an ultrasound and seeing
how big this thing's heart is.
Yeah.
Well, that's you.
I just got on board because it was fun and I could team up with a good friend of mine.
I'm not in it to look at the size of the hearts.
And I like the way that Swift Delivery ran.
I've seen like three or four races that Swift Delivery has been in and sure enough, I heard nothing but great reviews and it's more of a finishing horse. It comes around
that turn and just hits the top speed and kind of saves the last straightaway with all the juice
that it's got. So as you did say, it is a three-year-old horse, so it's not eligible
to participate in any of the Triple Crown races.
Correct.
At this point, how much longer will this thing race for? And what's the end goal to like,
hopefully it wins some and then you get to stud it out?
You're asking questions that I have no answer for. You're asking me absolutely no questions. I know
it's next race is going to be somewhere within the next like two months.
You said it finished second place last time?
Yeah, up in Woodbine.
Yeah, up in Toronto this past weekend was second place finish.
It was a weird weather.
The ground wasn't and it's like in its best like suited racetrack for a Swift delivery.
So we still got a lot of faith in it.
So Swift delivery is a dry track racer. It's not a good on the wet track.
I'm not sure how it switched. I just know that it didn't make it easier for Swift delivery.
Have you thought about giving it more steroids to improve its second place finish to first
place?
It does not. I'm not answering that question because it does not take steroids. What do you think this is the 1970s? Everything's regulated now, Jason. Oh man. We actually care about the horses.
Are you sure? Jason, just leave it at that. And lastly, Travis got a shout out from the
king himself, LeBron James. LeBron James, he was asked to name his tight end Mount Rushmore. And he named
Travis first, the number one tight end, Northeast Ohio, baby,
which I don't know. I mean, he did name you first. It was it
was very clear in the video, too. He went right to Travis.
Then he went Kellyn Winslow, Sr. Shannon Sharp. Actually, then
he went Tony Gonzalez, Kellyn Winslow, Sr. and Shannon Sharp. And then retroactively, I think somebody was like, hey, you might
want to put Gronk up there. And he's like, oh crap, I forgot about Gronk. That's the
way the video seems. And he took Tony off and put Gronk on. So his final Mount Rushmore
is Travis Gronk, Shannon and Kellyn Winslow Senior.
He's checks the list. All five of those guys, you could take me off of there and put those four up there and
it'd still be the same list.
I feel like the guys that have played before me helped make the league so that I could
have the success I've had in the league.
That includes Gronk, that includes Tony, that includes even Kellan Winslow Senior who played
back in I think like the 70s and 80s.
Yeah, and Mount Rushmore is more of like a, that's more of like a historic presidents.
Like you don't have like new presidents like on Mount Rushmore.
So maybe Gronk, Travis, and maybe even Tony.
Tony's pretty new.
I mean, he's pretty modern tight end.
Who would be the classic tight ends that should be Mount Rushmore?
Kellyn Winslow Senior.
Yeah.
Mike Dicke.
Mike Dicke, maybe Ozzie Newsome on there. Ozzie Newsomelow Senior. Yeah. Mike Dicka.
Mike Dicka, maybe Ozzy Newsome on there.
Ozzy Newsome.
Ozzy might, yeah.
I think Ozzy might have snuck into the 90s though.
He's the Cleveland Brown guy, you gotta put him up there.
Yeah, 100%.
Who else?
Who's the fourth tight end?
I don't even know if I can name a fourth tight end from back then.
Who's the guy that caught the pass from Joe Montana in the end zone?
What's that guy's name?
That was Clark.
That was a wide receiver.
Clark?
He was a wide receiver?
Mm-hmm. Are you kidding me?
He looks like a tight end?
Okay.
RIP there, legend.
Yeah, you would have to put Shannon up there if you're...
Shannon's a modern guy too.
I'm talking about like pre...
I mean, what's technically Tony and Shannon played
in the 90s and so did...
If you played football before the steroid era, you are...
Didn't Ozzie play in the 90s?
Or was he before that?
I think he's before the 90s.
Ozzie Newsome, Ozzie Newsome was...
For whatever reason, I feel like he was like an 89 guy.
I think Ozzie was like similar to Kellan Winslow, right?
Makes sense.
Ozzie Newsome, he finished playing with the Browns
in the year 1990.
So he was really the 80s.
I knew it.
Kellan Winslow Senior. Yeah, so they played in the same timeframe.
Yeah.
Dicka is also probably somewhere in that same window, right?
Yeah, he's probably more 80s.
He's 70s.
Yeah.
He was 85 bears, he's the head coach.
John Mackie.
Don't just reach for John Mackie.
All the other ones are going to be new age tight ends.
Shannon, Travis, Grock, Tony, Antonio Gates.
Yeah.
So I guess it's Mackie because I can't even name it.
Mackie is the original like the Mackie award is the college NCAA like tight end of the
year award.
It is?
Let's see what his stats are.
I mean, it's a different game. It's a different
game. So let's not compare the stats. Okay. Three time first team all pro five time pro bowler.
And he was like the, the, like you said, he was like kind of like the founding father of the
tight end position as Dick was Ozzy kind of transformed it into the nineties. And then
our guys, Tony and, and Shannon took it over. Yeah, because like, Mount Rushmore, those guys are all like, I mean, three of them are
real old.
And then you got Roosevelt up there who's like, when was Teddy Roosevelt a president?
Early 1900s, Teddy Roosevelt?
This entire episode is just going to be us searching shit.
God damn, I didn't know Teddy Roosevelt
looked like Andy Reid.
I just know he's big on the parks. President's term, 1901. All right, I'll take that. 1901
to 1909. How is that possible? Aren't the presidents usually the even years because
it's every four years? You know what I mean?
You got me.
At what point?
We're asking the wrong questions.
I'm just so confused.
I thought it was every four, whatever.
There's a leap year in there somewhere that fucked up the...
All right, whatever.
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Officially back tomorrow this episode is gonna drop Wednesday and the Chiefs open the NFL season once again
This Thursday Travis. Yes, sir. This is your 12th season in the NFL. Damn
Man time flies does How do you feel?
God. How's it feel coming out of camp in year 12? I mean, reading 12th season, I feel old as fuck.
Yeah, no. But today in practice, I felt like I was flying. That's good. Your mustache makes
you look older too. There's something about a mustache that makes you look seasoned.
Just more seasoned. In a good way though. Like it makes you look like powerful.
So you like it.
Yeah. I just watched this Wyatt Earp thing on Netflix and I'm in on the mustache. That's
a very, there's a, I'm not going to lie. Listen, there was a, you won some award. What award
did you win?
The Sportsman of the Year award.
Sportsman of the Year, which we're not going to get into. But you won the Sportsman of the year, which we're not gonna get into. But you won the sportsman of the year award.
And you have a suit.
Something the Kelsey brothers should never be up for.
Yeah, I won like the best guy of the year.
The two guys that cheat the most
and scream at everybody on their team.
You had the mustache with the suit.
And it was like I was looking at somebody
out of the Wild Wild West.
Like it was a dapper moment
What would your wild west name be
You gotta have like a cool like gunslinger name like your port your porn name is like the street
You grew up on and then like your your dog's name or some shit, right?
So what's how do you figure out your first pet's name and the street you grew up?
Okay, you know this a little bit too well.
Flash Coleridge.
Flash Coleridge.
Man, it's going to be in everybody's search.
How do you figure out your Western name?
We might have to go to the 90% is how we figure out our Western name.
How's a Western name decided?
What's a good Western name?
Big Yeti.
Maybe you can, what's another form of Big Tumbleweed. Big Tumbleweed.
Cactus John. The Bearded Bandit. Who would it be? The Revolver. Ooh, nice. What's a good
bandit name? What's Travis's Western nickname, 92%ers? Yeah, I don't even know how you figure
that out. Either can you tell us how to figure it out, or you guys just got a couple of Western nicknames
you think would be a stash.
There's got to be some people in this comment section that are just big time Western movie
and culture fans.
They just had great nicknames.
Even NFL back in the day, there's some about nicknames.
Like that's Big Red.
Why is he red?
Because he's got red hair.
Yep. What's like a great nickname of an old football player? Wow. Wow. Like that's big red. Why is he red? Because he's got red hair.
Yep.
What's like a great nickname of an old football player?
Shoeless Joe Jackson.
That's a baseball player, but that's a great.
Mean Joe Green.
We got to come up with a good one.
Chiefs Aholic.
Well, the 53-man roster is officially out for the Kansas City Chiefs.
And here are a few players that Chiefs fans are excited to see this year.
Travis, let's get your thoughts.
All right, let's do it, baby.
Rookie wide receiver Xavier worthy.
That's right. The man with the fastest 40 time ever.
Does that speed translate to the field?
Here's some high.
It does.
You can watch as Travis answers this question.
I'll say this.
Some guys have the speed and some guys are just football players, man.
His he's intelligent.
He's intelligent.
He's picking up on the offense very smooth. He's intelligent. He's intelligent. He's picking up
on the offense very smooth. He can see things and react. And so his reaction and his awareness is
up there. And then on top of that, he has absolute speed that is unworldly. Yeah. It's just on a whole
another stratosphere in terms of his stride. Like once he gets going-
So he's a strider. That was going to be my question is, is he a-
Don't get me wrong, kill quick burst agility driven player?
Or is this a linear like take the top off a defense or both?
I think I think it's a little bit of both.
I think he's his stride is more, you know, relevant.
Then how quick he is.
Uh, I think he's right around six foot.
He's somewhere in there.
I might be lying.
You might be smaller than that.
You're taller than me. I don't know. You're asking questions that nobody knows. Jason, five, five around six foot. He's somewhere in there. I might be lying. He might be smaller than that. Because you're taller than me?
I don't know.
You're asking questions that nobody knows, Jason.
Five, six foot.
I'm pretty sure you're right on it.
When he runs, does he run like a robot or does he have that fluidity?
No, he's fluid.
He's a fluid runner.
He's very smooth.
That kind of comes with the stride.
I'll say this.
I'll say this.
He's very, like I said, he's a smart guy. So he's understanding the offense and he's understanding
when Pat is gonna wanna come to him on the route.
And that's the biggest thing in this offense.
And that's the biggest thing kind of getting used to
as a rookie is being able to see and trust what you're
seeing so that you're on the same page as your quarterback.
And he's doing a great job with it so far.
And it's, I'm excited for him, man. He's he seems like one of those guys that rises up
to the occasion when the lights are on and I'm pumped for him.
For the life of me, I don't know why other teams keep allowing Andy Reid to draft the
fastest human beings. He did it with Deshaun Jackson. Yep. Did it with Tyreek Hill. And
now he's done it with Xavier Worthy. And it's always fun to see a fast receiver and
Andy Reid offense. He's going to dial some fun ones up. All right. All right. There's also a new fan
favorite, undrafted rookie Carson Steele. Man, that's a good football name. He's bringing the
fullback back to KC. He is. I think he's a little bit more than a fullback too. He's athletic and
he can do some things with the ball in his hand. On top of that, he's a little bit more than a fullback to he's, uh, he's athletic and he can, he can do some things with the
ball in his hand. On top of that, he's, he's a big special
teams guy or whatever you need me to do coach kind of guy. Um,
so you're going to be seeing some, uh, some of Carson steel,
whereas I like to call them, uh, done D done short for short for
crocodile. Then is that because of the alligator that he's got a
gator he's had for a, for a while now is one of his birthday presents from
His father I believe his dad got that. Yeah, does you a lot about him?
And I guess you need like a hundred permits to have a have a gator up in Indiana
So dad's getting you an alligator don't don't don't think he's doing this illegally
Yeah, son of a gun, you know it this is the real-life Bobby Boucher basically
He sounds like a guy that I would call a tweener where he can do a lot of different things,
almost like a Kyle use check.
I don't want to put him in that category until he starts playing games, but there's this
world in the NFL that Kyle Shanahan and a lot of these offenses have done where you
take like a guy that can play fullback, tight end, you can even split out wide,
and you can all of a sudden get to all these formations.
You can get to eye, you can get to tight end wing,
you can get to three by one.
There's a lot of different ways
you can utilize a guy like this,
which improves, I don't know, just the amount of plays
and formationally what you can do.
I'll be curious to see how Andy starts utilizing them.
Yeah, it's another formation, another piece to the puzzle
that the defense has to be ready for.
And I think Andy Reid's offenses
have typically had that fullback type player.
We didn't necessarily have him last year,
but this year we really have a guy like Carson
that can just, he can do more than just
what a typical fullback can do, which makes it harder on the defense to have to, you know,
account for that. It's hard to find the guy that can do fullback and do that. Usually the fullback
guy is like a meathead. I think Anthony Sherman right away from your guys. Sure. One of my favorite
teammates of all time. He's the guy that everybody loves because he does all the work that nobody else
wants to do, which is basically just run full speed and blast your head
into this other person as hard as you can.
And it's rare to find a guy that's willing to do that.
And then also athletic enough to do all the other stuff.
It's hard to find that guy.
That guy has a ton of value if you do find one of them.
Exactly.
And sure, was a huge special teams guy as well.
We actually I'm pretty sure he filled in playing Safety
Force one one day one year. He also he also was our starting
running back against the Denver Broncos. A few years ago. Oh,
yeah, Sherman later. He's he was one of the he's one of the best
fullbacks. He's one of my favorite guys to play with man
run a lot of downhill plays. Don't get him going east west.
Just get the big fella moving North and South.
So he's he's gonna be a fun piece to see how Andy Reid uses and and sure enough, I think
he's gonna he's gonna help out the team a lot this year, man.
Well, one of the great things about Carson Steel is he's just got a football name Carson
Steel.
I mean, it's asking for a great nickname.
I'm just gonna go with old Dundee or I'll just call him Carson because his name is Carson.
And here's the picture why you call him Dundee. Here's his alligator.
Very juice. I mean, it's a big alligator, bro. Look at his neck.
That's how you know that this guy's willing to run into things.
When your neck is wider than your skull. Yep.
You're going to be good at running into stuff.
My neck is like right here. It's aligned with like the outsides of my eyes.
Typically you'll notice most people's neck is not wider than their jawline.
That means they hit the fuck out of things. Yeah, that means when you hit somebody with a
neck that's not wider than your jawline, it exposes your spine a little bit. But when your neck is
wider than your ears, your head's not going to move anywhere. You're basically a torpedo at that
point. That means you are safe and you have your seatbelt on. That's exactly what that means.
So this guy's earrings, a neck wider. Look at his quads.
This guy's just been doing leg extensions all day. How do you even get quads like that?
Dude, he put on like a leg sleeve for like recovery and like to reduce like swelling and stuff on his
legs. And he
was wearing it and he expanded the sleeve so much that it looks like he, it looked like
he had painting hose on.
The only way I could be more like my stock higher in this guy is if he had a bunch of
tattoos. Like if he had a bunch of like, just like Jeremy Shockey tattoos, I'd be like,
I'm all in on Carson steel. He's got an alligator earrings, a neck wider than the freaking Nile river.
And he's got quads more cut up than super cut up.
It looks like his quad is overflowing over his knee right
doesn't make sense. You can't even see his kneecap because
how big his quad muscles are. I don't know that you do this.
You can't even see his kneecap because of how big his quad muscles are.
I don't even know that you do this.
He's getting dourched right now.
His fucking hat.
Look at how skinny that hat looks with his neck.
This guy's fucking doing four way neck.
I'm telling you.
All right, man.
He could probably run into a brick wall and fuck that wall up pretty
good.
That wall.
I feel bad for that wall.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's get to the next guy.
Hollywood Brown.
Hollywood Brown, baby. Probably the
biggest offseason movie guys made outside of the draft or
anything else was signing Hollywood Brown. Or I mean,
we'll get into some of the extensions and stuff here in a
little bit. But yeah, Hollywood Brown veteran wide receiver.
But unfortunately, he is hurt right now. Is that safe to say
if there's been any injury information that's been released?
He's getting better. Yeah, he's getting better. I'm pretty sure it's public now is that he's
out for this week. Yeah. He's excited to be able to play with Pat Mahomes in this offense.
He's seen success. He's seen how it's ran. And he sees the accountability that is put
on the wide receivers. And he's excited excited about that man. He's very smart.
Another guy that came into the building immediately wanting to learn, wanting to understand the
nuances and the little things that make this offense go.
And he's very detailed in his work and a smart player that can play fast, man.
When he was out there, he's out there rolling. And he'll be an asset for him as
soon as he gets back to full strength, man.
That's awesome. What? What do you hurt?
Something, something in the shoulder, I believe.
Okay, one of those shoulder things. Yeah.
And other chiefs roster news Creed Humphrey got paid. He set
the bar brand new for centers.
Must be nice to play center. Signed a four year, 72 million dollar contract extension,
including 50 million guaranteed.
He is now the highest paid center in NFL history.
Damn. And he deserves every second,
every penny of that contract.
Creed has been really since he got in the league,
which has been unique for him, for the center position,
typically there's an onboarding process
where you learn the trade and you gotta,
not Creed, he's been great from day one,
he's been one of the best in the league
and he doesn't, I mean, I don't anticipate
that slowing down anytime soon.
And this is four year extension for 72 million.
Yes, sir.
So yeah, that's a big deal.
Worth every freaking penny like you said.
Do we know what the APY, is he now in like?
I think he's like 16, 17 a year.
16, yeah, yeah.
Well done Bubba.
Yeah, no, he's like we said,
he's worth every single penny man.
He's just so good in between the tackles, in space,
getting to second level.
He's one of those guys that can just do it all, man, on the offensive line.
On top of that, a guy that takes command, a guy that is, in terms of a leader, is showing
everybody nothing but the best.
I'm just happy as hell for the guy.
One of my favorite teammates on this team.
Sure enough, I didn't know it was this much money,
but I knew that he got the extension during our preseason
game. The news leaked during the game that he was signing an
extension. He went in there and he signed his contract and got
a hot dog in the locker room and went back out of the field.
Isn't that it? What a day. What a day at the ballpark. What a day at the ballpark, baby.
Okay. $50 million and that's good. Okay. Where's the hot dogs?
Yeah. I can smell them. Yeah. So shout out to Creed for getting that extension. The core
of the Chiefs offensive line is now signed for an extended period of time here. So
Chiefs Kingdom, you can get pumped on that. Well done Creed. Well, the other thing we've been hearing about all offseason is the three
Pete. Yep. That's the storyline everybody is talking about with the Chiefs. I don't
know if you know this, but it's never been done before. I'm sure nobody has mentioned
this to you guys.
I did my research.
The one thing I've been noticing, you guys have talked to, you guys have been pretty
open about discussing the three Pete. Is that fair to say?
I haven't told, who have I talked to you guys have been pretty open about discussing the three p is that fair to say I haven't told who have I talked to about it
I feel like the first time I heard about the three p was from you guys right after the
You won the second one. That's probably the only time we've really talked about it
So now you guys are more focused on to this
Getting read week one, right? You don't get to the super bowl by thinking about
Winning the super bowl you get to the Super Bowl by thinking about winning the Super Bowl. You get to the Super Bowl by
slowly creating this routine of success week in, week out. We have to be a better team
in December and January and in February than we are right now. And we know that it's a process
that you have to go through. You can't peek too soon. You can't look that far in advance and just
assume that you're going to be there.
You gotta make sure that you're present every single day
and you're putting in the work and practice,
you're putting in the time to get right mentally
before the game and then on top of that,
being real with yourself when you do play
and if it's a good game, it's a bad game,
always finding a way to get better.
And I think that mentality and that formula of success that Coach Reed has implemented
here, I think that itself is, that's what you got to focus on. You can't focus on anything
down the line like that.
Before we wrap up Chief's Talk, let's talk a little bit about the season opener against
the Ravens. This is a rematch from the AFC championship game last year.
Trav, you missed week one last year against the Lions.
It was the first game you missed in.
Thanks for the reminder.
What was that? Nine seasons, 10 seasons.
I was, I sucked, Jason.
I was, I was, I felt older last year than I feel right now.
That's how I lost that game.
This game will have the banner raising, which is, which is the
last celebration of last year's Super Bowl. Are you ready to finally stop talking about last year?
I haven't, I'm so done. I'm not even bringing up last year. Yeah, you just bring it up every time
you talk to me. What? No, I only bring up two years ago. You never stopped talking about you're
like, Oh, I don't know if you know this, but we won the Super Bowl last year. No, I always say we won the last two years.
You make sure to hide. I think I think that I'm so done with this. I was kind of done with talking about last year after the after the ring ceremony. I'm so thinking forward and thinking about this this this game.
I'm so thinking forward and thinking about this game on Thursday. I'm so focused on this year and just, like I said, trying to get better every single
week, man.
Well, Trey Smith is with you.
He weighed in on this question.
Winning the Super Bowl last year, no one cares about that.
Nobody cares about that shit.
Nobody cares right now.
We're focused on it.
It's a completely new season.
We have to prove ourselves week in, week out. Love that quote from Trey. He's also one of my favorite guards watching the league.
God, I love that guy, man. Fuck.
It's most exciting. For no reason at all. Do you want to watch Trey Smith wreck somebody's shit?
Yes.
It's like you read my mind, Brandon. How'd you know I wanted to see this? Is this the DB one?
Yeah, this is like you're just watching-
Good evasion, slaps him by him, yes, this is a good evasion.
Slaps him by him gets flat. That's the most important thing. Nobody knows this right after you get that release. You got to get flat. If you go up field,
if you go up field, you're going to miss that block. He goes flat and then just
cold cocks this dude in the side of the head. It's all about angles. It's all about angles in
this league. God, I love this block. That's football, son.
That's football, son.
That's how football is supposed to be played.
That is not an anomaly.
Trey Smith does these kinds of blocks all the time.
That's why we love him, man.
Do you have any thoughts on the Ravens leading up to this first game?
You just played them in the AFC title game.
Two very similar teams from last year.
Not a lot of changes.
Obviously, they lost Patrick McQueen.
They've added Derek Henry.
He's a great player.
They lost Jadevia and Clowney. He's a great player.
Gino Stone.
They have a new defensive coordinator, was promoted within, so you probably can assume
it'll be a similar system as to they ran last year since it's somebody that was in the
organization.
Yeah, and then they have similar pieces.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, Clowney might not be there, but they still got edge rushers.
They still have a great defensive line.
They have a core of good linebackers, yes.
And then on top of that, they got one of the best secondaries, definitely one of the best
safeties in Kyle Hamilton, who I think they'll give even more responsibility to now that
he's even more comfortable in the league, having the unbelievable season he had last
year.
Do you think Kyle's going to want revenge?
I think the entire team is definitely
gonna be fired up for this one, yes.
I've been in a situation where I've lost
an AFC championship game and a Super Bowl at that.
And the next season you come out pretty fired up
and ready to wreck havoc, man.
Love it.
So, we'll have to match that intensity and make some plays, man.
At the end of the day, when that ball's in the air, we got to make the catch and we got
to get the run game going.
We have to get the run game going.
You heard Rokhan Smith earlier this week talk about how you stop them and you got to make
them one dimensional is what he's saying.
Hopefully we have the full arsenal firing on all cylinders.
Well, best of luck.
Should I go?
Should I go to the game? Am I invited? I've never been
in this situation. I don't have anything to do with this.
I got a ticket for you, but that's about it. All the other tickets are fucking sold.
So I can't invite dad?
You know how it gets. Dad's already coming.
I figured. Yeah.
All right.
I guess that wraps up week one Chiefs versus Ravens.
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He might've retired, but Jason will not leave the building.
That's right, Jason, do you still have a locker in the locker room?
I have a locker in the staff portion of the building. That's right, Jason, do you still have a locker in the locker room? I have a locker in the staff portion of the building.
Your staff?
Staff. I'm with anybody from accounting or whoever wants to go get a workout in. I am in that part
of the locker room.
I love that for you. Sexy Batman was back in the Eagles training camp though. He made a ride back
over to, what is it, NovaCare Center?
NovaCare Center. Marshall S. Novocare Center, that is correct.
Marshall S. Nice.
Helping out, holding bags and stuff.
Did you just become like a, what is it, a dummy?
Marshall S. Bag holder?
Marshall S. Punching bag?
Yeah.
Marshall S. Yeah, I mean, I don't even remember holding this bag, so this is interesting but
I would love to.
I actually would want to start putting cleats on and giving the guys looks and stuff like pre-practice. I think there's some things that help out there but
I just haven't had the time and you know, I'm so in my busy schedule, it's just tough.
Gosh.
Selfishly, I want to stay involved in the game. You know, I get to go and talk to Stout,
Cam Juergens, new starting center obviously.
Yeah, but a veteran in his own right, right?
He's in his third year.
He's second year as a starter, first year as a center,
but he's played the position a lot, so.
And he's been in action.
He's seen a lot of bullets, man.
No doubt.
He's gonna be great.
I feel like the more connected you say to the game,
the better I'm gonna be for Monday Night Football
selfishly, and then also the more you just stay sharp
in terms of like overall football.
Has ESPN or the NFL told you that it's okay for you to be in the building and still do
commentary?
Or I guess it isn't commentary.
It's like pre, half game and post.
Because Tom Brady just got told he couldn't be a part of an organization.
You can't be an owner, correct.
But you can be like a scout and still do it?
I don't know what the rule is.
I think it's the affiliation with a club.
Yeah, I don't know what the rule is.
For me, I'm not accepting any money from the Eagles.
I don't have an official position.
I'm really just going there out of pure interest on my own
to keep my knowledge base of the game up.
And obviously, I've built up a lot of relationships with the people around that building that,
you know, I'm going to help out in any way I can.
But the reality is that's not my job.
Tom, he was, he's just, he's now not allowed to have like production meetings with other
teams and get the access in the building that all the other broadcasters technically had.
Like this week we got the NBC cast
and we got Mike Tirico and Chris Collinsworth.
I love those guys by the way.
They were so fun to talk to today.
Just the absolute best in terms of calling a game.
They're just class acts with it.
I think that Tom isn't allowed to do that.
He's not allowed, like
my meeting with Tom would have never happened. I don't think he's even allowed to do production
calls.
I think he still is. Is he an owner?
Of the Raiders, yeah. I think that's-
Of the Raiders. I thought that that fell through because of what we're talking about.
I'm pretty sure they just made it to where he can do it, but he's not allowed to be on
production and kind of get that insight from other teams.
Inside scoop stuff.
Yeah.
All right, Howie Roseman told Kay Adams,
he tried to recruit you as a scout.
I think Jason would be great at anything in football.
I think he'd be a heck of an evaluator.
I tried to recruit him to come work with me too
because he can even, he can evaluate
players very well.
When we were in the draft, I gave him a few centers that we really liked and he came out
and said, I love Cam Juergens and luckily I only gave him the players that I like, so
I can't come up with somebody else.
So he can't.
Yeah.
This is the real key.
They give me guys that they already like, and all they want
is for me to affirm what they already think. They don't want me to come up to them and
be like, hey, I actually like this guy over here. But yeah, Cam Jurgens is a guy that
I liked a lot. Landon Dickerson, I liked him more as a guard coming out. A lot of teams
are looking at him in the center. He would do center just fine. But his skill set, in
my opinion, translates to be more impactful with the guard position.
But I also like the other guy. I mean, listen, I think I have fun watching football and looking
at the eyes. And it's so interesting watching players and like almost right away, you kind of
like, oh, I like what that guy's doing right there. I like the way he moves his hips. I like the way
he sinks. I like the way he's out in space. He mirrors people. You're taking all that into consideration. But I'm partly not accepting a position because I want to be able to be honest
in my assessment as an individual media member. Although I think everybody knows I'll always be
biased towards personal relationships that I have with the Eagles. Maybe that's in the future,
but not in the cards right now. Well, Nick Sirianni also said that the door is open for you to join the Eagles
coaching staff.
We'll see. Maybe, maybe one day.
I know selfishly I would love coaching, but that's a big time commitment that at
this point in time, I'm not willing to make. Maybe down the road.
Yeah. Well, as an unofficial Eagle scout and coach, what do you think of the
2024 Eagles, brother?
I think they're immensely talented.
I think they had a lot of talent last year, especially on offense.
And I think that some things stalled out.
I think that this year, they're going to be really good.
They've improved on defense.
They've added new pieces in the secondary.
They've drafted some guys and have a more well-rounded group.
Defensive line wise, I think they're very good.
Linebacker is the question mark.
I think it's waiting to see how N'Kobe Dean comes back and some of these new guys fit
in.
I like the linebacker's coach.
I've talked to him and I think that, I just think they're going to be really good.
I think they have a lot of talent.
I think that Jalen Hurts is going to have a bounce back year.
I think they have two coordinators who have proven success in the league and Kellen Moore now and Vic Fangio.
And I think that last year, there was a lot in place after losing those two guys and the previous
coordinators and Shane Steichen and Jonathan Gannon. And for whatever reason, it didn't work.
There's a lot of reasons for that.
But I think that with these two guys here,
they've won a lot of football games.
They've done a great job at calling plays
on both sides of the ball.
I think when you take into account good play calling
with really highly talented individuals,
it would be shocking to me if they don't perform
at a very high level this year.
Yeah. They got a whole lot of talent. That's what they have, sure. Well, the media has
been asking Jalen Hurts on his thoughts on the first season, not on the receiving end
of Jason Snaps.
He's probably thankful for that.
His take was, we had a great player in Jason Kelsey who took on a lot of responsibility. And as a result of that, I was told not to worry about a lot of things.
And so my, my eagerness to learn over the years was kind of halted and but now times
are different, which sounds like Jalen took his game to another level, man.
You got to love that.
There's a lot of media in Philadelphia that are blowing this into like a negative assessment.
Like he's making an excuse or something like that.
And I've shared this exact sentiment with Jalen.
I think he's at the stage now in his career that he can take that next step forward in
making a lot of these protection calls and things that I did for him early in his career
when he's a young player.
He's seen a lot.
And I think that a lot of the things we struggle with late in the
year with the Blitzes, when teams do a great job of disguising things and you really don't know
if you can where to direct it, the quarterback has to feel comfortable with where he's hot at.
And I think that Jalen now controlling a lot of this and taking this ownership on is going to help,
especially for situations like that.
100%.
But I think him taking on this as a responsibility is going to accelerate his game across the board.
And I think he's ready for it, one, from a knowledge base. Two, I think he's ready for it just
by being a more experienced player. And he's going to be more of a leader. He needs to be more of a
leader and have more of this responsibility on him. So I'm excited to see how this goes for him this year. I think mixing
in that portion of it as well as you listen, the coaches have had a full off season. They
know that they are going to get blitzed a lot early this year based on how last year
ended. They've been focused on different ways to defeat the Blitz, either from getting rid of the
football to checks to putting the protection in ways that are conducive for the play called.
And I think that all of these things that they've been working on all off season is going to,
I think it's just going to lead to a much more productive offense, especially in regards to that.
So I'm excited to watch all of this take place much more productive offense, especially in regards to that.
So I'm excited to watch all of this take place.
You can't take anything negative out of that.
All you can take is that he's taken the next step.
He's getting better, ladies and gentlemen.
So don't take that as a negative thing.
Just because it's something that he didn't have to worry about in the years past.
Understand that he wants to know and now he's putting in the work to figure those
things out so that he can play better, he can play faster, he can play more confident.
For sure.
Pat Mahomes talks about how he couldn't even read a defense the first year he was in the
league and it all just, you have to find that groove of wanting to get better and really
you have to be surrounded by coaches and players and people that'll tell you exactly how to do that and, and how to like
figure things out.
And I think that Sirianni is a great, great offensive mind or a great coach.
And obviously Kellan Moore is going to do a great job of making
them feel comfortable.
And I just think that, I think that it's blown way out of proportion.
If you're looking at that as a negative thing, all I see is that it's blown way out of proportion if you're looking at that as a negative thing.
All I see is that he's getting better and that he's looking for ways to improve in 2024, man.
Yeah, absolutely. And I think Nick backed him up with this comment. He said, Jalen Hurts comments
he made on the radio this week about how he will have more control this season as Jason Kelsey was
previously in charge of a lot of things in the line of scrimmage. He said it was Jalen being able to do some things in the line of scrimmage
and Kelsey handling a big portion of that. So yeah, what he said is 100% true. I think
that I've made this exact statement to Jalen. I think he's ready to take this next step
and I think in some ways it's going to help him become a better player. I don't think
reading into this negatively, I think Trav, you had done it really well as well. I'm excited to watch how Jalen grows as a player.
And I think the coaches as well.
He's proven a lot of people wrong when they doubt him. That's for sure, man.
And I think the coaches and Nick Sirianni and everybody involved, there's been a lot
of attention put on a lot of this stuff all offseason in an effort to fix it.
So it's always interesting playing new coordinators week one, especially guys that weren't promotions
from within.
The Eagles are playing a coordinator, Jeff, it's like Halfley or Hefley, I forget his
last name, but he's been like a year in San Fran and then like the last five or six years
been in college and it's like, you know, what is this guy going to do?
It'll be interesting.
I don't really know what to expect.
You know, the Packers for the most part have been a three four system as of late and this
guy's kind of got a lot of stuff in his in his veins.
So it'll be interesting to see what it looks like.
Well the best thing the best thing is he's got a lot of talent around him baby.
No doubt.
And he's got a big offensive line that's going to be able to run the ball.
So it's one thing if it was all on him, but I think he's got a lot of guys that he can
help him along the way.
Half the battle is just getting that ball in their hands, man, and letting them be special
themselves.
I mean, you already said big offensive line, then we signed Saquon Barkley.
Like, dude, I mean, it's... And then you look at the weapons outside, there's a ton of talent in Philadelphia. I just think that they're
going to, I think they're going to answer the bell so well this year.
I went up to Sierra Leone and he's like, yeah, but we Dallas and we're shit up for my guy,
Dallas Goddard.
He's a, he's a slept on guy. Not a lot of the general public realize Dallas is a stud.
People in Philadelphia know, but he's got all the tools. He's a sneaky, sneaky savvy route runner.
He's he's got that wiggle.
When you turn on that film, you see it, man. Yeah, exactly.
It might not be in the stat book as much but when you turn on
that film, you see it man. For sure. All right. Well, Eagles
down in Brazil Friday night. How about that? The Packers? How about it, man? Eagles play the Packers down in Brazil Friday night. How about that? The Packers.
How about it, man?
Eagles play the Packers down in Brazil on Friday night.
Can't wait to see that one.
São Paulo.
And shout out to the birds.
That's all I got.
Is he about to say something?
No.
All righty.
Let's get to the multi-view week one preview.
How about that?
Last order of the business before the NFL season rolls out, we got to decide which
games are putting on our NFL Sunday ticket multiview. Okay,
now, that's right. Because thankfully, we've partnered with
our friends at NFL Sunday ticket and YouTube TV. And with
multiview, we can now watch up to four games at once.
All right, which games are we watching? Let's go through them.
What do you think, Trev?
Week one games.
Let's see.
I'll pick my first one.
So we got Panthers Saints at one o'clock.
We got Steelers Falcons, Texans Colts, Cardinals Bills, Titans Bears, Jags Dolphins.
All right.
Panthers and Saints one o'clock.
Probably not watching this one.
That's fucked up.
I'm just being honest.
I don't really. I'm interested to see Bryce Young, man.
I'm interested to see Bryce Young take another take another leap.
And then on top of that, my guys, Sir Bank over in New Orleans.
We'll see. Probably not on my multi view, though.
Steelers, Falcons.
I'm interested to see what the new Falcons look like.
Russell Wilson. Yeah.
His debut as a stealer. For some reason, he does look fitting in a stealer's uniform.
The Broncos uniform was a little, I didn't see it. This one, I like them in the stealer's uniform.
I kind of feel that. I kind of pick up what you're putting down.
And then Kirk Cousins, baby. He's back with Reckless Abandon out there in Atlanta with
the Falcons, man. They got a lot of young weapons. Hopefully they can get my guy, Kyle Pitts going again,
man. Get that tight end going, man. Fourth overall pay for him two years ago or three years ago.
Still waiting to see him have just an absolute amazing year knowing that he had a thousand
yards this rookie year. I'll be interested to watch this one.
That one might be on it. I think that one might be on a Texans at Colts.
You know what I think? I think this is gonna be a fun one, man. I think Anthony Richardson back with the Colts. Yeah, Texans young
quarterbacks going at it. CJ Stroud in his second year. Obviously, Stefan digs a huge addition to that. I think this one's on it for sure.
I think without question, the Texans are gonna be
on the Multiview every week as long as CJ Stroud's playing
because I think he's one of the best young
quarterbacks in the league.
He's a stud.
And I wanna watch what he's doing.
And then obviously, you just talked about Anthony Richardson.
The Colts are sneaky.
They were good last year.
Shane Steigman did a great job with them in year one.
They could take a big step forward this year,
but it's gonna depend on how Anthony Richard
comes back from injury and plays.
So I'll be watching that one to see how that unfolds.
For sure.
Then we go our guy Alec Pierce fellow bear cat alum.
Fellow bear cat.
Cardinals at Bills.
Cardinals at Bills.
I think this one's on mine because one, I get to watch my former defensive coordinator
Jonathan Gannon in his second year with the Cardinals.
I know they got Marvin Harrison Jr., Philly native, love watching Marvin Harrison Senior.
So that'll be fun to watch.
But I'm more excited to see what the Bills offense looks like with Joe Brady now running
more of that New Orleans style system.
Very different than what they have done.
Yeah.
I don't think that one's on there for me.
I'm liking this Titans at Bears a little bit more than that one.
Titans at Bears, you want to see Caleb Williams?
I want to see what the rooks got, man, in his first game.
I want to see what the Titans, the Titans made a lot of off season moves, man.
They got a new head coach, they got a new secondary in Snead. They got new weapons in Calvin Ridley.
I'll tell you what I'm looking forward to watching the Titans. They got Bill Callahan,
offensive line legend. I don't know that I've ever seen a team that Bill Callahan has coached
that is not a dominant running game. He's been in Cleveland the last few years. Our
native team, the Browns, they've been outstanding since he was there, especially up front.
So I'm excited to see what the Titans look like with not in his, the reason he's with the Titans
because his son is the head coach Brian Gallant. So that duo could be exciting to watch with the
Titans, but very cool. What else have they done? Other, I mean, they made some moves, another Titan,
another fellow Bearcat, but yeah, I'm definitely excited to see.
The Bears offense, the pieces they've added, I mean, I really, I'm excited to see what
Caleb Williams, I think they've done that right.
They have surrounded him with a ton of talent.
I got Keenan Allen.
And they've beefed up the offensive line.
There's a lot of, it's a very conducive position for Caleb Williams to go into his first year
in Chicago. So. There's a lot of juice, baby. There's a lot of juice over for Caleb Williams to go into his first year in Chicago.
So there's a lot of juice, baby. There's a lot of juice over there in Chi town. So I'm thinking
Jags and Dolphins are definitely in it for me. I owe Dougie P versus Mike McDaniel. I think
the Battle of Florida is a legit game this year. I think the Dolphins come out hot and end up
getting them because of the speed and everybody being healthy. But Trevor Lawrence and Tua going at it. I think that'll be a good game
to watch, man. It'll be interesting. I'm going to watch it because I'm looking forward to see what
the Dolphins look like. They've lost a lot of people up front. And I feel like that system is
so predicated on being able to run the football effectively.
Now, it's a very offensive line friendly system.
The Kyle Shanahan, you know, run play action deal.
They're still so fast out on the perimeter.
But if you can't establish the run, it's tough to get stuff going.
So I'll be looking to see what they look like.
But you got Tyrico. So out of the
one o'clock games, I'm going Texans Colts in Titans Bears in Jags Dolphins in and I'm going
Steelers Falcons. I'm going Texas Colts Titans Bears. I guess I'm probably going Jags Dolphins.
I got to turn on Dougie P if he's on there. So it comes down to Cardinals, Bills versus Steels and Falcons. Yeah, I'll go Cardinals,
Bills. See what my man Jonathan Ganna looks like in the second year and then watching
Josh Allen is never a bad idea.
And then at four o'clock you could just have all the games that are on because there's
only four.
You can.
But do you?
Brago, Seahawks, Raiders.
Do you have to have four? Can you do two? You probably can just do three, to be honest. You can probably do three or two. Yeah.
But it's two, is the picture bigger?
I think it's the same picture.
I feel like it's three, you just kind of have that awkward box that's kind of sitting blank.
No. It goes in like a tier system.
It's like one big game and then two little ones?
Yeah. It's the, what do they call it when it's like middle spacing?
You're not all the way far left.
You're like middle spacing.
It's middle spaced.
Brandon Borders with the hot take.
One of those boxes can be red zone.
I think that's a good idea.
When you're doing the multiview, you got to pick which broadcast you're listening to.
And I know for sure I'm going to be listening to the Fox broadcast.
So yeah, for the four o'clock games, you can have all of them on the multi view.
But I will be highlighting the Cowboys Browns because that is going to be the debut of Tom
Brady in the booth.
And I cannot be more excited to listen to what he has to say.
I'm with you on that.
Shout out.
Where's Olson at?
He's the bee booth game now.
Yeah. Do you want to fucking go down that hole again?
Well, I'm just saying what game is he going to be doing? So he's doing Washington. I'm
kind of curious what this Jayden Daniels guy cat does. Alrighty. That's it for our breakdown
of what we got going in week one. Remember with NFL Sunday ticket and U2 TV, you don't
have to listen to us. You can choose which live NFL games you want to put on your multiview.
It's whatever you want.
It's whatever you want.
Like maybe a game is getting blown out.
Maybe we're really excited for one of these games and all of a sudden the Dolphins are
beating the crap out of the Jags.
I don't want to say that for no reason.
Maybe the Jags are beating the crap out of the Dolphins and you're turning off at halftime
and you throw the Steelers Falcons game on
No, it's Tyreek Hill or maybe it's a really tight game with the Panthers and Saints
And all of a sudden you do want to watch it. You can make all these games. I watch a good game
Yeah, I want the closest games on my multiview. That's what I want. Unless it's the Chiefs
Unless it's like a fucking three to three game going into the fourth quarter, then I
do not put one.
Yeah, it's like, isn't that an exciting game?
That's not exciting.
We got to watch a quarterback that can complete some passes.
All righty.
All right.
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Jason tweeted asking for some no-dumb questions to start the season and we got almost 2000
replies. So shout out to the 92%ers. No-dumb questions is back and better than ever.
It's going to be tough to get through all of them. The first no dumb question comes from Bepar, B-E-P-A-R on X. Where are y'all's grandparents? Never bring up, you
never bring up mamaw. Mamaw? Mamaw, where is she? And Jason replied with a very kind
and straight to it, yes, comma, they're all dead. Unfortunately, our
grandparents have passed. But if you were on X and you saw that come by your timeline,
you got a good chuckle out of it.
I guess. Maybe. They also just made fun of me because I used the wrong version of their,
which I mean.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah.
They are. They are. You got to do the apostrophe. Jason, make sure you
proofread it. You got to reread your tweets before you press send.
You're an asshole. Why are you?
All in the wrong. Nice. Or you just do that and not care.
You know, we don't talk about mama because mama is not what we call our grandma. We call
our grandmother grandma in the kiddies. That was what her name was.
Grandma and the kitties, yep. Everybody's got their own nicknames.
Everybody uses their own specific. We call, let's see, why didn't the girls call Kylie's
mom Nana?
Nana, nice.
They call Donna Dee Dee.
Yeah.
They call Ed Kylie's dad Skeeter and they call Ed, Kylie's dad, Skeeter. And they call Ed, our dad, Pop.
Marshall Slauson Nice.
Stan McPherson So, yeah.
Marshall Slauson I think dad kind of got the short end of the
stick on all those nicknames right there but...
Stan McPherson It's definitely the least creative.
Marshall Slauson Yeah.
Stan McPherson Grandma and the Kitties was, that was a good name.
Marshall Slauson It was, it was.
Stan McPherson She loved her some kitties.
Marshall Slauson She had a bunch of them running around the house.
You know what my latest plan to divert our family from getting a cat is? I just keep telling our
girls that cats are poisonous. And now they're in this world where they-
Why would you tell them that? I swear to God I do.
Why? So that they don't want cats and I don't have to deal with having a cat and make them
terrified of them.
That's sick.
That's whatever.
They'll find out.
I think lying to your kids is important.
Not in this regard.
I think it's great.
I think it's genius.
It's a genius toy.
Every time they're gonna go over a friend's house and fucking scream bloody murder because
they see a cat.
That's fine.
That sounds like that person's house problem.
You're a psycho. This guy's ridiculous.
I got to get these kids on my side. Otherwise I'm in a sinking ship.
They're like, Jason, cats are not poisonous.
You grew up with a cat.
Travis, I know they're not poisonous. I'm saying my girls don't.
No, I'm saying why do you dislike cats so much? Kylie is like, they're not poisonous. Your dad is lying to you. I'm like, my girls don't know. I've got them in this world. They don't know what to believe.
Kylie is like, they're not poisonous. Your dad is lying to you. I'm like, listen, if
you have a cat, the government will come and take it from you because it's, they're so
lethal that I mean, they can kill you if they don't even have to bite you, just them licking
you. You fear their tongue. It has little needles on it. And then I pull up pictures of a zoomed in picture on a cat's tongue and it looks
like needles and it terrifies the fuck out of them. It's fucking great.
You're fucking ridiculous. Why do you have it out for cats so much? You grew up with
a cat.
I don't know. I just don't want one.
You know why. You just don't want to say it.
What's why? Why?
I don't know. That's why I'm trying to get it. I'm trying to get to the bottom of this.
No, I just don't want one. I just don't want a cat. I don't want another animal in the
house. My dog's already ruined the furniture. There's some about cats that I don't like.
I don't know.
You can't name it.
They're fine if they stay outside. I'll do an outdoor cat. I'm okay with an outdoor cat.
I just, I don't know.
You're fucking ridiculous. All right, here we go.
I think they're poisonous.
All righty. next no dumb question.
What color does Travis say his eyes are?
What the fuck?
Travis, you know that this has been the hot topic.
Everybody wants to know because everybody-
What?
How is this a hot topic?
Everybody online says your eyes are green, but mom claims you have blue eyes.
And I'm not going to lie, right now I'm zooming in, they kinda look blue.
I'm telling you dude, they switch up on you.
They're not blue.
It depends on what kind of day I'm having.
Travis, if you look up most of the pictures.
It depends on what kind of day I'm having.
You have, what's that called?
Hetachromia or whatever?
It switches from like a bluish turquoise
to like a light greens for the most part.
I think they're grayish,
which makes them sometimes look blue. They got some gray, yeah. I think they're grayish, which makes them sometimes
look blue. They got some gray. Yeah. If you really get up close, it's like a blue, yellow,
gray mixture. Travis, I've been looking at you my whole life. You have green eyes. That's
what it says on my driver's license. Exactly. So why does our mother, a woman who gave birth
to you, not know what color your
eyes are? What has shifted in her mind that makes her think that you have blue eyes?
Because I was a fucking blonde haired kid when I was a baby.
This is the thing, I think you were, as a baby, sometimes your eye colors will be different
and then it'll change as you get older.
Yeah.
That's the only way it makes sense that mom still thinks you have blue eyes.
Yeah. And right now I have blue eyes. Look at them.
They're kind of green though.
Look at the green back there and then look at my eyes. You're going to see blue.
I will say they do look bluer right now than they usually do, but they still look green to me.
Yeah, my eyes are green. Mom, I don't know. They might have been blue when I was a kid.
I was a blonde haired kid growing up. I'm talking about straight blonde. I was a blonde-haired blue-eyed kid. How about that? And now I'm like
a brown and gray hair and then a green and gray eye? You got a little red in that hair. Don't be
going... I got red in that beard. There ain't no red in my hair. Last no-dumb question. Would you
rather chug a pitcher and then run wind sprints? No. Or eat 50 wings and hit the sled for 10 minutes? I'm assuming the
pitcher is beer. And hitting a sled for 10 minutes? I might take-
What's the difference? What do you mean?
In terms of wind sprints and sled, what's the difference?
I think a sled is more like you're like, it's like a weighted thing and wind sprints is just
like you're running. I mean, this, I and wind sprints is just like you're running.
I mean, this is like, God damn it.
Just when you think there are no dumb questions.
Yeah, right.
Just questions that make you feel dumb that you even have to answer them.
I mean, chugging a pitcher and then running sounds awful.
It sounds stupid as fuck.
I found like, it sounds like I'd be very bloated.
Chugging a pitcher sounds exhausting.
Yeah, I mean, we've done it, but it's done it before.
But it's it's always like I regret it.
Yeah, you're about to throw up.
Oh, well, now I don't need a drink for the rest of the night.
But I might choose wind sprints just because I feel like it's
like both of these sound pretty miserable.
Hitting a sled for 10 minutes doesn't sound terrible.
I don't like hitting a sled for one minute.
I think it's, sleds are some of the most like overused pieces of equipment on a football
field.
I think they're, give me a guy with a bag any day of the week.
I fucking hate hitting sleds.
I just do.
I'll hit a Crowther sled.
That's about the only one I like hitting.
There's something about hitting something as hard as you can that I just have a love
for.
So you like hitting the sled?
I like hitting the sled. I like hitting a golf ball. I like hitting a baseball.
I like taking a huge slap shot on the ice. I just like hitting shit as hard as I can.
We're talking about drastically different things.
It's all the same. You're the impact. I like to hit things at a very high impact.
You can hit somebody with a holding a bag at that same impact level.
Okay.
I like that too.
Yeah.
But I'm, I don't like sled.
This really comes down to, I think sleds for the most part are a gigantic waste of time.
I'd rather hit somebody with a bag.
There's like one sled I think is actually that functional and that's a Crowther sled
that teaches your hips how to function and fire off into something really well. I don't really like most football sleds. I'd rather hit a guy with a bag that moves
and it feels like I'm actually striking an individual, not like a piece of metal that
doesn't move or operate on the same planes that a football player does.
That's fair.
So I guess I'd chug a pitcher and run wind sprints. Because I feel like at least I'd
get something out of the wind sprints that I'd appreciate, which is conditioning.
Yeah. You'd get out the pitcher of beer that you just chugged. It'll come right out of
you.
I mean, I'd chug it after the first wind sprint, then I get back to run a wind sprint. It wouldn't
be my first time I'd thrown up and run more wind sprints.
Spoken like a true warrior. Shout out to those college wind sprints. That's the only time
anything would ever make me want to throw up while I ran.
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double smoke shack I'm gonna have one of them and I'll be golden.
Woo!
I'm doing it. I'm ordering it right now.
Talking about a roller coaster of flavor.
Should I make it a lettuce wrap? I can make it a lettuce wrap.
Don't do that. Listen, Jason, if you're going to be a man, be a man. All right? You don't
go to Shake Shack to get the lettuce wrap.
All right, I'm doing it.
It's like going to Taco Bell and getting a salad.
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