New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Chiefs Respond to First Loss, Saquon’s Case for MVP and The Tyson/Paul Fight Was Cheeks | Ep 111
Episode Date: November 20, 202492%ers, we are back with another episode of New Heights presented by our friends at NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV. Right now you can get NFL Sunday Ticket for just 89 dollars. Offer en...ds December 2, Terms and embargoes apply.In this episode, Jason and Travis discuss Mama Kelce’s small-screen debut, get Jason’s thoughts on his live performance and the Linc, and a tubular meat world record devolves into…well you’ll see. Sorry. We also get Travis thoughts on the Chief's first loss of the season and how they plan to bounce back next week. Jason also tells us if Coach Sirianni has earned some love from the Philly fans and if Saquon Barkley should be in the MVP discussion. Next, we look at the rest of Week 11 in the NFL including the Steelers proving that field goals still matter, which teams might be making some coaching changes soon, and the guys share their honest thoughts on the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight. Finally, we dip into the Heights Hotline for some calls about the official 92% greeting, when to put up the Christmas tree, and why Jason doesn’t do the dishes. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify...Follow New Heights on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshowSupport some great causes with “A Philly Special Christmas Party” here: https://phillyspecialchristmas.com/Support the Show: NFL SUNDAY TICKET: Right now you can get the Thanksgiving sale price of NFL Sunday Ticket for just $89 when you sign up today https://youtube.com/NH. Offer ends December 2, Terms and embargoes apply.MOANA 2: Go see Disney’s Moana 2 in theaters on November 27th MINT MOBILE: To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/newheightsBURGER KING:To vote for the official Million Dollar Whopper visit: https://www.bk.com/campaigns/mdwFARMERS DOG: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at https://TheFarmersDog.com/newheights. Plus, you get FREE shipping!ALLSTATE: Yeah, checking first is smart. So, check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You’re in good hands with Allstate.This content is intended for audiences in the U.S. only. Savings vary. Terms apply. Allstate Fire and Casualty Insurance Company & affiliates. Northbrook, IL.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey, we're
your host. I'm Travis. This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey out
of Cleveland Heights, Ohio, Cincinnati Bearcat alums. How
about that? Hey, how about those bearcats, man? We got to
fucking find a way to get a win boys. And a rough couple
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We got a fantastic episode ready for you guys.
We're going to start off on a summer note
with the Chiefs first loss of the season.
Then we're gonna get into a much more uplifting note
with the Eagles taking down the Commies.
Who doesn't like to take down Commies?
I think Commies.
As well as the rest of the biggest storylines
from across the NFL in week 11.
But before we get started,
we're going to start with a little bit of that new news.
This new news is something that Wyatt is going to be happy to find out. New news is brought
to you by Moana 2. That's right. Moana 2 is coming to theaters November 27th.
It's exciting.
Moana is fantastic. One of the things I really like
about Moana is that it's like, I don't know, it feels like in a world where a lot of these
stories just kind of get like remade. Moana was an original, I think the lead character
is a powerful female that I really like. The music's great. The rock kills it. Maui's a fantastic character.
But there's also not like the bad guy ends up being the same as the good guy in the movie.
I don't know what Mauna 2 is about. But the first one was about really just like being good to the
land and Mother Nature fighting back against, you know, really monocultures of coconuts, I think.
against, you know, really monocultures of coconuts, I think. Anyways. Yeah, Moana 2, coming November 27th. Can't wait to see what this one's about. And if Te Fiti is back to
Needs the Heart. What was it? What was it? What was it missing again? The heart,
something heart. God damn it? The heart of Tafiti
Be good to the land. It was mama Kelsey new news mama Kelsey acting debut
Mama Kelsey is gonna make her acting debut next Saturday. That's right next Saturday, November 30th
What in holiday touchdown a chief's love story on the Hallmark Channel gotta admit
I have not seen a lot of Hallmark movies
I'm excited to watch this one mama. Kels is
She owns a barbecue joint. That's right. She's a manager of a barbecue restaurant. Yeah, I mom can cook a lot of things
I don't think she's ever made barbecue. She's never made barbecue for us. No, I mean like not even like barbecue sauce
I don't remember that being like a thing that mom would do that was dad's deal Dad was like yeah
Leave the barbecue to me
I'll make the sauce at home. I know you know, I think it's good enough to sell
I think he wanted that you remember that dad wanted to sell his own barbecue sauce
He did mom was like Ed
We can't mortgage our entire financial savings because you want to sell your barbecue sauce
Oh, that barbecue sauce was really good though was fucking great. I've had it again. It doesn't taste
I don't know if dad didn't write down the recipe, right?
I feel like you know sometimes when you're finagle and stuff just off the fly off the cuff you nail it
That's good. I also like he we tried to recreate it
We tried to recreate it and he gave me the list
and I expected it to be like a
He gave me this barbecue sauce recipe
and I was going to try and make it one.
It was like 4th of July or something like that.
And I was expecting it to be like,
Oh, you got like these spices, these herbs,
like brown sugar, ketchup, brown sugar. This thing is nothing but other
sauces and other condiments combined to make one. So you
just went to the baby raise mixed with fucking. He just went
to the as good as hell. No wonder he went to the... Hey, man, this shit's good as hell, no wonder.
He went to the fountain coke machine at McDonald's and just mixed a bunch of them together.
I got my own sauce!
I'm not gonna lie.
Shit.
That's how you got fucking vanilla coke.
That's how you got fucking, you know what I mean?
All I know is that it was good.
And Dad was on to something.
And in another world, Big Ed's barbecue sauce could have been a thing maybe. Yeah, and the word around town was,
you know, Big Ed could fucking make some wings, man.
He could make wings.
Everybody loved those wings.
Everybody.
The original Kelsey Minx.
Yeah, check out, November 27th, as we said,
mom's first acting debut is hitting the big screens.
Well, TV screens.
I think those go straight to TVs.
I don't think that goes to theaters.
Yeah, I think they go straight to streaming.
But you can't see Moana, too, in theaters.
All right, now.
Jason debuts Santa drives in Astrovan.
That's right.
Yeah, baby.
How did it feel being up on stage, big guy?
Well, my voice was gone.
I lost my voice the previous week.
Oh, you fucking, we talked about this.
Yeah, I was really nervous.
You didn't do our remedy? I tried. I think I had about, you fucking, we talked about this. Yeah, I was really nervous. You didn't do our remedy?
I tried.
I think I had about, you know,
I probably had more honey than Winnie the Pooh
throughout the whole evening and day before.
See, you went the honey route.
You went the wrong route.
I did tea and honey, it was both.
See, you went tea.
You can't, Jason, did you hear anything I said?
You didn't fucking listen to anything I said,
and you still had a raspy voice.
You tried to go the fucking, you're so ridiculous.
Between this and then trying to film something else.
I could not see.
Can we turn the sound off for a second while Jason's shaking his little shaker, little
banana shaker?
Oh yeah.
Look at you.
Everybody mute your computer now.
Everybody mute.
I love your facial expressions.
Like here we go.
I'm so nervous right now. Sorry mute. I love your facial expressions.
Like, here we go.
I'm so nervous right now.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm not sorry.
There's a hole to grow.
All the ones I missed.
The most and the best ones.
Ain't coming home.
That's good.
Nice.
So if I love or never miss so much.
Reaching out for the greater known.
Every ray has eluded.
I'm so nervous right now.
I'm so nervous right now.
I'm so nervous right now.
I'm so nervous right now.
I'm so nervous right now.
I'm so nervous right now. I'm so nervous right now. I'm so nervous right now. I'm so nervous right now. I'm so nervous right now. I love a little miss so tall. Reaching out for the greatest note.
Every rain has eluded.
Life ain't never what it seems.
Dreams of all different things.
I love right before you get on the mic,
you're like looking at everyone like, here it goes.
Here it goes.
Sorry for ruining the song.
Everybody will get through this though.
We'll get through this together and enjoy the rest of this song.
I could not sing. It was so bad.
You just got to go. He did not help.
But you should have fucking just chugged some Jack Daniels before you walked up there.
Everyone, I would encourage you to listen to the actual recording where I sound much
better because my voice is not hoarse.
But no, it was an awesome experience.
It was really cool to be a part of.
Mount Joy is phenomenal.
The fact that they lent their time and energy to this effort was fantastic.
Yeah, I don't know. The Eagles fans made it special. The fact that they lent their time and energy to this effort was fantastic.
Yeah, I don't know, the Eagles fans made it special.
There was enough energy already because it was the biggest game of the year for the Philadelphia
Eagles.
So, it was just an awesome evening of music and football.
Does it feel weird?
You've done this the past like three years.
Does it feel weird doing a lot for Christmas, not in December?
It does feel a little weird, but you kind of have to do the lead up to it. You have to stay ahead of
it. But you know me, I've always loved Christmas. We've always loved Christmas. And listen, the
previous two albums, we've raised over $ for god damn 50 different charitable organizations because people have supported the album and bought it and
Appreciated it. So it makes it a lot easier to do when you know that it's gonna make a huge impact
In your community, so Santa drives an Astro van ladies and gentlemen live
At the link the third and final record in the Philadelphia special Christmas trilogy is is out now
So make sure you guys go and check that out The third and final record in the Philadelphia Special Christmas Trilogy is out now, so make
sure you guys go and check that out.
Please support.
We've had a lot of support in the past and we're trying to do it even bigger this year.
We have aspirations to do a lot of amazing things for the community.
The only reason we're able to do any of that is because people support the album and it's
turned into this wonderful Philadelphia thing that I think just is fun.
We have an Operation Snowball we're trying to execute on this year. I haven't even told
anybody about this yet. I don't even know if I'm allowed to share this. But our goal this year,
Operation Snowball is a citywide special initiative to try and get a gift to every kid in the Philly
public schools. So we're partnering with the Philadelphia public
school system as well as some other organizations in the city and people in the private sector
to try and get gifts to every single school for the kids throughout Philadelphia, which
is a lot of kids. And the only reason we're able to do that is because the city supports it.
The only reason we're able to do that is because the city supports it. People buy the album, they listen to the album.
But more importantly, and I really felt this from the moment I got to Philadelphia, it's
really just such a city entrenched with pride and joy for itself.
The sense of community and family is so strong.
It is very strong.
I don't know that it would be done anywhere else,
but I think we're gonna be able to pull it off
with how much the community is willing to support it.
So we appreciate you guys.
Really excited to bring some joy around the holidays
to everyone out there.
And yeah, thanks for supportin'.
Jason broke a world record. Hey!
How about that? Last piece of new news
here. Jason is now officially
a world record holder. How about
that Jason? Guinness Book of World
Records. You made it kid. On Monday
night countdown, Jason attempted to break
two world records. Uh
the longest blindfolded catch
of a football. That did not go well.
Did not go well at all.
Was this inspired by the sun at AT&T stadium?
I don't know. So all of the peaking through the glass.
I think it was just dude. Perfect kind of set up a lot of these games.
And they were like, Hey, you're not going to catch this ball,
but it's going to look hilarious. So it's like, all right, I'm gay.
Hey, you're not going to catch this ball, but it's going to look hilarious. So it's like, all right, I'm getting you.
So they actually pulled this off.
They hold the world record, I think, for longest.
Oh, right in the fucking clavicle.
Right in the jugular.
Oh, we got to keep our hands up.
I felt like it was a lot closer than what it just looked like.
No, that's a, I mean, how long did they say it was?
I think that one was over 40 yards.
That one was over 40 yards.
The longest hot dog was right around 60 yards.
Somebody threw a hot dog 60 yards?
There's no, from Dude Perfect, he can throw a hot dog 60 yards?
So he had a good little arm on him, and we got downwind.
We had to switch sides so the hot dog would make it down there. Give this guy a fucking scholarship, man.
Motherfucking scholarship! Dude, this is goddamn good. The longest throwing catch of a hot
dog into a bun. Nice. So he was just throwing naked wieners and you were catching them in
the bun. In my bun. Oh yeah, that's right. Were they toasted?
My buns.
I know you're a big toasted bun guy.
My buns were loose and lubricated
and ready to receive that wiener.
Jesus.
Perfect catch, I will say.
Where's one drip of content when you need it?
Dude, those hot dogs at Jerry World are fucking ridiculous.
They are, the girth on those hot dogs.
And then we did another one where we actually
ate the hot dog.
Yeah, I saw that.
It was like no filler, it was disgusting.
It was like a cold, it was absolutely gross.
Now you know exactly what I'm talking about.
That's every hot dog, you just finally came to realization.
This one just had a consistency to it that was like,
you know hot dogs have like filler in it,
like it's not all meat
But I think that one was so condom it was too high quality of a hot dog
I think I found out through that eating that hot dog that I like cheap hot dogs if it's too nice of a hot dog
it's like
It was a bad hot dog. It's more made greasy. You're
It was it was thick and like as soon as I bit
into it I was like what in the hell? Honestly dude, a hot dog eating contest might be a nightmare.
Like I think I've actually woken up in like a dead sweat out of a sleep one time because I was in
like a hot dog eating contest against my will. You had a nightmare? A hot dog eating contest nightmare?
Dude, that, I mean, just the smell and just you're stuffing yourself until you have to vomit.
And then I already have to vomit because of the texture.
Have you ever had a mayonnaise eating contest nightmare?
No, nobody would ever do that.
Dude, that's the real thing.
No, it's not.
Brandon, find a mayonnaise eating contest and put it on his fucking screen right now. I don't want to do that. Dude, that's the real thing. No, it's not. Brandon, find a mayonnaise eating contest
and put it on his fucking screen right now.
I just got fucking chills.
Mayonnaise eating contest.
I just got chills.
I did have lunch, Jason, I don't wanna do this.
Dude, I've seen it, like people have eaten
like five jars and shit.
This is like.
Ah!
Look at this.
All right, that's all I had to say.
I just wanted to see if it was real.
Ah! Ah! ha ha ha!
Ha, ha, I don't know what was it.
I'm about to throw up too.
Dude, what the fuck?
God, that is so gross.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, God!
Get it off the screen!
Dude, it is so bad. Get it off the screen! I don't want to queasy and this is disgusting.
It looks like I'm kind of like tricking myself.
I'm like in my head.
I'm like, okay, it's actually vanilla pudding.
That's your only way I
can be comfortable. Even that texture is disgusting. Oh my gosh. That is so gross. Oh, get it out of
here. I like that she just shook her head. Can we just fast forward to the end? How many, how many
does she get through? Oh, it doesn't matter. That's just foul. Gosh Gosh that's just she's going back. This is like fear factor, man
So much wedding now
Gosh, why is this so like I watch hot dog eating contest all day and not get grossed out
This is like there's something just like so
out. This is like there's something just like so repulsive about.
Can I just point out that, like,
you get it off the screen.
This is like nails on a chalkboard to me, dude. I can't
look up and fucking all right. Me and Akuna is fucking just
housing fucking mayonnaise. This is disgusting.
Five jars of mayonnaise in three minutes.
What the fuck was that? That was a road. You just put me on a roller coaster. Brandon. I feel
like I just fucking got tossed around the room and so yeah,
damn it. Maybe now you'll have a nightmare about that. Man,
that's really gross. That was so and everyone on audio that is
not watching this on YouTube,
I highly recommend you do not, do not go and watch that.
What was her name again?
Michelle Lesko?
Michelle Lesko.
Do yourself a favor and do not watch that clip.
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Heck yeah, baby, that's right.
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Jason, are the girls big Moana fans?
How many times have you guys watched this thing?
Is it like an every week kind of deal or what?
They've always been big Moana fans
and more importantly, Moana's one of the ones
that Kylie and I can watch.
It's just really well done, the music is really good.
It's a unique movie.
I'm also happy that it's a newer movie that was unique
and like it embraces like culture. Man, they do a good job. They
do a good job over at Disney. But yeah, either way, I'm fired up about Moana too. Very fired
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Chiefs recap. Let's get into it, Trav. Bills 30, Chiefs 21. Great game. It was a fun game to watch.
Did not turn out the best for the Kansas City Chiefs. The Bills played a great four quarter football game turnover early, got the ball at half
possessions, didn't have a lot of them.
They were doing a good job of, of, you know, keeping our offense off the field, putting
together drives.
I mean, keep having to keep having my homes off the off the football field, man.
Absolutely.
It was impressive.
I mean, yeah, they were converting third downs, something
that I think we didn't do a great job of. They won their one on one matchups in a lot
of different areas. And it wasn't just, you know, in in terms of like the wide receiver
DB one on one matchups, I think it was all over the board and back to the drawing board
for sure. I think it was a it was a nice I want to call the wake up call because we went
into that game knowing that you know, the Bills were one of the top teams in the football, in the NFL. Sometimes you
just need a different perspective on things and watching this game back, you kind of see a trend
happening over the past like three to four weeks and you just got to fine tune things, get back to the basics, get back to the fundamentals.
Yeah. And really just get back to to go into work throughout
the week. And, you know, I have all the confidence in the world
will will be better because of this game. But at the same time,
you know, hats off to the Bills for showing up, man. Yeah, I
have a feeling this is not going to be the last game. The Kansas
City Chiefs and Bills played this season and kudos to the Bills. They played great. Josh Allen played fantastic.
Like we were saying, they sustained a lot of drives. And the Kansas City defense has been so
good. And I don't think like the defense didn't play bad. It was more like the Bills just made
plays at the right time. Josh played great. This was two really good teams going
up against each other. And the biggest play of the game, you know, obviously, Pat is so
good down the stretch of the ball in his hands. And he did it the drive right before Buffalo
scores their last touchdown. You guys drive down and bring the game within two points.
And McDermott and the Bills have a decision on fourth down with two yards to either punt it or try and retain possession.
And the last thing I think anybody thought was that
Josh Allen was gonna scramble and score a touchdown
on the play, but I think that aggression
is what you have to do.
If you give me A, B, or C, I'm saying Josh Allen
is doing something with his feet.
Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
Josh Allen, I mean, they were on quarterback power. They were like, yeah, let's put it in Superman's hands. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Josh, I mean, they were on quarterback power.
They were like, yeah, let's put it in Superman's hands.
Yeah, no doubt.
And he executed it to perfection.
That's what they had to do.
I think that they knew
if they would have given that ball back to Pat,
it's out of our hands.
And they decided to be aggressive
and take control of it and it paid off.
Man, look at how Carl Ofthis was so close.
If he-
George.
Either way, it was an awesome game. You could see the intensity out there from both teams,
because obviously you guys have played a lot of meaningful football games against each other.
Let's get some post game thoughts. The Holmes, you can use it as fuel. That's a good football
team, so it's nothing to hang your head about. We feel like we can play better, so we'll get back
to work and try to use it as a spark to be a better football team in the end
The undefeated thing was cool, but that's not our ultimate goal
I love this and I think that this is all you can do you
You take losses or you take things that you're not operating at the right level or where you want to be at and you try
And become better from it. Yeah, the Bills are a great football team
They are they're one of the best football teams
in the NFL this year,
and they're gonna be able to win any football game they're in,
especially with the guy they got playing quarterback
and the team they've assembled.
And it's an experience that will ultimately
make the Kansas City Chiefs better from moving forward.
I really believe that.
Andy Reid, on the undefeated
talk going away potentially being a relief for his team. He said, I don't really care about all that
crap. How much were you guys hearing of the undefeated stuff? Because it feels like there's
this narrative out there that that was potentially in your head. I find that hard to believe that you
guys are even thinking about that.
You don't think about oh, I really want to win this game so I can remain undefeated.
No, we want to win this game because we we have a lot of really close football games against the Buffalo Bills and we
we love fucking competing against them because they're one of the best teams in the league. Like I get fired up playing against the best.
Yeah, yeah, I get fired up playing against the best teams in the National Football League and
I was fired up for this one and I didn't play my best and that shit fucking, it pisses me
off and it made me go right back into work on Monday after the game and get after it
and find a way to make shit right.
I think this is something that you won't see out of us in the future.
I think we're very confident that
we'll get the things fixed. We have all the talent that we need to go and win another
Super Bowl. I've been on Super Bowl winning teams. We have enough talent to fucking make
a run at this thing. And I think everybody knows that all we got to do is just be our
be at our best. And that's what we were not for four quarters. I mean, there wasn't a
single quarter that where it was like, Oh, yeah, we outplayed them. We got them on that. No, they were out there. They had a
little bit more idea of what we were doing and they were fundamentally more sound in
a lot of different areas. Yeah. You know, I put that on myself to be more fun to harp
on the fundamentals throughout practice, make sure I'm getting out there and I'm running
around. I'm not just going through the plays, make sure I'm focused, make sure I get the timing down with the quarterback so that, you know,
we're we're on time for Pat and Pat can be confident in throwing, uh,
throwing the football where it needs to go. You know, a lot of this shit is just,
it's very fixable and um,
and I got all the faith in the world and uh, in, in this team. And I, obviously,
I just, I focus on, on the offensive the offensive side, but I got all the faith in
the world in SPACs and that defense to get it right as well.
Well, Andy had a similar message to rookies and newcomers and really the whole team, I'm sure.
You got to dig in. This should hurt. You spend a lot of time and effort preparing for these games
as coaches and players. You have to figure out these problems and work to solve them.
You can't just say everything's going to be okay. That's how this works. You have
to check the ego at the door and do some self-eval, which I think he's clearly saying, similar
to what you're saying is, listen, we've been close to losing some games for the last couple
weeks and like now we finally have lost one. It's time to really focus on what we need
to get better at.
I don't give a fuck how your body's feeling. I don't give a fuck where your mentality is off the field.
When you step in that building, we are here to figure shit out.
We are here to get better as football players for the football team.
I think that is a mentality going forward that everybody has to be a part of, top down.
I think myself included, I got to be the leader that I've been in the past and hold
myself accountable so that everybody sees how it's done.
And knowing that we got a lot of new faces and a lot of rookies and whatnot.
And sometimes you just need that smack in the face.
It is what it is.
Sometimes you need a smack in the face to be able to-
You're punching the mouth.
Yeah.
To lock in and know that this is a it's any given Sunday type league and and not saying
that that team was just any any other team but I do believe we
have better players and we get another shot at that that team
I I definitely get excited about it. Well, Leo Chanel shared
that he and his teammates plan to use their first loss is
motivation with the three wordword phrase, remember the feeling.
Offensive bright spots, Mahomes got the ball to 11 different players. Guard Mike Caliendo
caught a spread out to convert a third down.
This one got me fired up, man.
Oh yeah?
That one got me fired up, man. Caliendo is one of those guys. He's a, right now he's
number six on the O-line. So whenever we need a he's a right now he's number six on the on the O line.
So wherever we whenever we need a guy, we bring him in.
There you go. I love a little extra O lineman in the game. Yeah. Oh yeah.
Heavy personnel.
A one a one guy, one of the best teammates on the, on the team guy that just gets after whatever you need coach.
And we put them in a situation where he's just got to feel it out.
He's got to feel the feel the area out and on top of that be ready for the football at any moment because Pat is
yeah and Pat trusted him.
I don't want him for a big time third down put it right on his chest. For those of you
wondering what this this is called the side view. They call it in a sprint out or boot
naked action. You have somebody that secures the edge for a second and then it's his job
just kind of be like a last minute like kind of safety mechanism for the quarterback that dot on the ball
if everybody overplays the naked action like they do. Do you feel like the Chiefs offense is
making progress to where you want to be at in January? Of course. I know it wasn't a game.
I don't know if progress is the right word. I think I think obviously there's there's good
games. There's bad games, whether or not you come out
victorious or you you're winning your one on one matchups. How
well do we execute the offense? A lot of people like to go into
practices and say, do we have a good practice or a bad practice?
No, we just fucking had practice. Right? You know, we
figured out either how not to do shit or we figured out how to do shit. Right. And I think right now we're still figuring out how to run this
offense the best or how to be at our best when the play is called. You know, that every
play can't be like the most, the best play possible that the other team has no ideas
coming. Yeah. You're not going to out scheme them every single time. Be wide open. Sometimes
you got to run the ball knowing they know the exact run. Sometimes you got to, you're not gonna out scheme them every single time be wide open. Sometimes you gotta run the ball knowing
they know the exact run. Sometimes you gotta you gotta
make a play in the pass game when it's when they have
everybody covered in the balls in the air. You have to be
able to make **** right. You know, coach Reed does a great
job in the office of staff and the defensive staff here in
case he does a great job of putting us in positions to have
success but then it's our job to go out there and make that shit happen. And you know, that's where I put my pride in making
sure that no matter what Big Red calls, we make that shit work. Yeah. And I think Pat
is he's got the ultimate trump card back there and being able to do that. He's done that
throughout his entire career. And, and that's, that's the goal. The goal is to keep trying
to make everything
that Coach Reed calls,
whether it's something that they gotta take on or not.
We gotta make that shit happen.
And I think that's the direction that we're going for sure.
And to what you just said,
that's the thing that's made Pat so unique is,
I think Andy is as good at dialing up plays
as anybody in the NFL.
He's gonna get you guys in a lot of advantageous situations.
But when it isn't the advantageous situation, that's when Pat really is special.
He can then improvise and do things that a defense can't prepare for because it's going
to be something that is unique to that situation.
And that's the great equalizer.
So that's the kind of ownership and pride you guys want to have. And knowing as players that at the end of the day, you know, we're the ones out there playing and
we got to make things go. So love that. Next week, the Chiefs are headed to Carolina to take on the
Panthers. Obviously not the same matchup as the Bills, but it is the NFL and you will get humbled
by any team, especially one coming off the buy Panthers are coming off their by and after being the Giants in Germany to game win streak Wow
After I declared the season was over. I did I did indeed do that. I was mighty hard on the Panthers
Quarterbacks playing better. They got some guys back on the defensive side
D line is very good D line. That's the where all their horses are. A lot of their guys are
up front. They got a very veteran type team. I feel like I played a lot of these guys on
different teams. Vikings, Broncos, kind of all over the league that have had this style
of defense. We're going to have a fucking challenge. They've seen us at our worst these past couple weeks.
We just haven't been playing our best, especially on the offensive side of the ball. And I think
that that's gonna motivate them to feel like they have a chance. It's up to us, man. It's a
mentality game, man. We go in there and do what we know how at our best. I don't think there's
a team in the league that can beat us. Yeah. Yeah. Let's move along to the to the Eagles baby. Eagles a little Thursday night football action against the commandos. Oh, yeah, baby. Eagles 26 commanders 18 Washington had been on they came out the gates hot and they've had a bit of a up and down the past like three or four weeks, I believe. Yeah, I mean, they've still been good. The commanders are a good football team. They really are. They're well coached. Dan Quinn is a phenomenal
head coach. And we're seeing how different that Dallas Cowboys defense looks with him not at the
helm. I think, I just think he's very good at utilizing guys within his system, scheming things
up. There are a number of things he did in this game that stalled the run game out.
The run yardage might look good because it ended good at the end of the game, but there
were a lot of negative runs and things that they did that I think kind of threw the Philadelphia
Eagles off, especially early in the game.
And eventually, we saw kind of what I think is probably the commander's weakness this year, which is the trenches on both sides.
I just think that they are very good team. The quarterback, Jaden Davies, has played out of his mind for the majority of the season, especially as a rookie.
I just think they're going to struggle against teams with good offensive lines and good defensive lines.
I just think that they have good players. Their offensive line is filled with a lot of journeymen that have played football in the league for a long time, and they are good players. But
on both sides, they're missing just like a couple of those dudes that like you can lean
on to like, hey, this guy's going to create movement, we know where to go behind this
one. They're just missing a little bit of that. And I think that when teams that are
going to be able to win that physicality with them,
they're gonna be able to put pressure on Jaden Daniels
and take him off his rhythm and timing,
shut down their run game,
because their run game,
a lot of people have been talking about Jaden as a thrower.
Brian Robinson and this rushing attack
between him, McNichols and Eckler,
all three of those guys,
they've been running the ball like crazy.
I just think that the Eagles defense
has been really clicking as of late.
Well, the Eagles are now first place in the NFC East behind only the Lions.
Is Nick Sirianni not getting enough love from Philly?
You know what?
I was listening to WIP this morning.
I think the Eagles fan.
The fuck is WIP?
WIP is the local like big sports talk show station in Philadelphia.
So they're the ones that have been shitting on them.
Well, they control a lot of the narrative, but I will say they usually are.
I think WIP does is pretty much for the most part.
I don't want to say for the most part.
WIP is oftentimes just a reflection of what the fan base truly thinks about the team.
Yeah, that's how you keep the fans involved.
Sometimes they are wrong.
Keep them listening.
Sometimes they are wrong.
See, that's what I mean. I involved. Sometimes they are wrong. That's how you keep them listening. Sometimes they are wrong.
See?
That's what I mean.
I told you, Sirianni is done.
They're also, it tends to be, it tends to be the loudest fans, which, you know, hey,
listen, I go on WIP.
I like listening to WIP for these exact reasons.
I like hearing those perspectives.
But I think Nick, Nick was facing a lot of criticism for the end of last year and early
on this year. He made a lot of fourth for the end of last year and early on this year
He made a lot of fourth down calls that just haven't gone their way and he's faced a lot of criticism for that
A lot of fans have been saying, you know, what did you do? He's not calling plays anymore. What is he doing as a head coach?
It's very unfair so fuck and Nick really, that narrative is starting to flip.
Obviously, when you win games, that's all people care about.
And at the end of the day, what I think Nick does a really good job of doing, he's a great
communicator.
He does a wonderful job in team meetings and communicating who we are as a team, what we
need to do, how we're going to attack them, what we're going to be on offensive defense,
making critical decisions in the games, which some of them haven't gone his way this year, but I still don't disagree with most of those decisions.
And at the end of the day, I think Nick has done a great job, especially retooling from
a disastrous end to last year.
I mean, we lost a lot of games down the stretch and they bring in Vic Fangio, they bring in
Kelly Moore, and you can just see that they're so much more well-coordinated
and well-oiled machine this year, as well as retooling from a talent perspective.
They go out and sign Saquon Barkley.
A lot of the young guys that they drafted have really started to come on, especially
in the defensive side of the ball.
Jalen Carter is playing as good as anybody is right now.
Nick is definitely starting to get back into good graces of Philly fans, even
though it was a rough start. I think there was a poll today that, you know, most people
are like, oh yeah, he's got a better winning percentage than like all these coaches through
the first three seasons. I can't just all be luck. Like he's got to be doing something
good.
Well, you give them the best players in the league.
Who do you want to win with? People don't win with bad players.
I don't care how good of a coach you are. That's not how it works. But there are people
that will lose with good players. One of my favorite quotes or one of my favorite sayings,
and I'm trying to remember who Kobe said, but you remember when the last dance came
out from the Chicago Bulls?
Yeah.
And my whole life life I kind of thought
Phil Jackson was a little bit overrated,
if I'm being honest.
What?
Dude, he coached Michael Jordan.
Dude, he had the best players ever.
Yeah, and I'm like, dude,
this guy didn't do anything redeeming.
Then I watched last dance and I was like, oh no.
Oh no, he's.
This guy like, helped that whole fucking thing together.
Like, Dennis Rodman.
He's just putting out fires.
Jordan and Pippen hating each other towards the end of it.
Like, I'm like, this dude was so important.
We're gonna do some mindful.
Yeah, the Zen master.
Zen master.
So I think.
I would have been so out on that dude.
Oh my God.
So Kobe came and talked.
He would have sounded been like, Phil, what the fuck are we doing?
Dude.
Kobe came and talked to the team one year
and he talked about this narrative
that Phil Jackson isn't a good coach
because he's always had good players.
And Kobe's like, well, who do you want him to win with?
You want him to win with?
And he named like somebody and I can't remember who,
I don't want to throw shade at whoever basketball player he did name, but he was like, that's not how it works. You have to have good players to win. Right. But at the end of the day, he won. And there's a lot of coaches that didn't. So I think, you know spread the floor out, give two guys freedom, everything outside of that.
We just need cutters, guys in the right place
at the right time, knocking down open shots.
Well, Nick Sirianni's offense is-
Get in the paint and elevate, son.
What are we doing?
The easiest shot in basketball.
Get as close as you can.
Michael, show them how it's done.
God damn it. get as close as you can. Michael, show them how it's done.
God damn it.
All right, boys, we're gonna implement the Triangle offense.
Yeah, that's a long way to way of saying that like,
at the end of the day,
Nick Sirianni has been on some really good teams
at Philadelphia.
Yes, they've had really good players,
Howie Roseman and the personnel department
have done a great job as well as the coaches
of building a roster that is gonna be, you know, synonymous with the team and way they want to play football.
I think that right now they're really starting to come together.
They found out their identity on offense.
Saquon Barkley is a big piece of that.
Speaking of Saquon, he rests for 146 yards and two tutties against Washington.
Man, this guy is fucking balling, man.
Couldn't have happened to a better guy, man.
We had him on the podcast in the off season
and I think we both realized it right then and there
that we were like, damn, Philly just got a fucking.
He just stole from the entire NFL, man.
And you could tell how just down to earth he was
and how much of a teammate he was.
He had been dealt
with some injuries over there in New York, but it's just awesome to see him get this
thing going. Game ceiling, 39 yard touchdown late in the game. Shout out to Cam Jergens
on blocking the safety. Oh yeah. Twice on this play. Dude, he blocked him twice on this
play and he got him to play right before this. They ran this play two times in a row. This
is the second version of it. They ran this play
I think three times in the game that I saw
Yeah, he he
Obliterated you just you just see the office just everybody's creating grass half their team is outside the numbers
Yeah
And when you get a defense trying to play their gap so far to third like damn near on the sideline
It just creates so much room for a guy with speed and vision to be able to work with man
They're playing this like four-minute defense. They got the diamond front there the safeties down weak side and
Cam does a great job of getting up to him. His hands are so strong
He has that great like three inch punch that is just so violent when he connects he launches guys
in space.
God damn.
So they ran that play the play right before they ran that exact same play to the left
and Cam if landed would have held onto that block they probably would have scored on that
play because he did the exact same thing to the guy just launched him.
Yeah take this out.
Bow!
Jesus.
So strong and he knew it too he did a little head bob right there.
Oh my gosh.
Big jerky. Beef jerky beef jerky jerky jerkin
Jesus kid get up get up get up make a play make a play fucking back on the ground man
That's a couple big ones at the end of the game
You had that one and then the play right before that that he scored the touchdown on not right before that but the drive
Before that when he scored the touchdown on they had been you know teams play a shell, like let's say we're two by two, I don't know if this is worth getting into, but you run a
zone play weak side and that nickel plays the big gap late to the weak side. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I hear you.
We call it a nosy nickel. They were doing that a bunch and that ball was getting so close. Like, Sequon had like two
or three that could have been huge hits right through that B gap. But Devontae the first time,
if he just would have dug the nickel out just a little bit harder, that would have been explosive.
Then there was another one where it just kind of gotten away enough, right? Where it ruined the run.
Right before it, he scores a touchdown on it. I think they got confused.
I don't know if Bobby didn't know that they were rotating
down to the tight end,
but they didn't have anybody in that big gap.
And it was a 25 yard touchdown, whatever it was.
But anyways, they really should have done
better on the ground.
I thought Dan did a really good job of scheming
some things up, but I came away from the game.
I mean, this was really positive.
Saquon is so good, man. The speed and jumping over people. That's a lot of the stuff that
people notice watching him. What I noticed is he is on he's got such good vision. He
makes so many plays and makes reads that I've never seen or played with a guy make. I mean,
you could argue Lashon was as good at it. Lashon was maybe the shiftiest guy I've never seen or played with a guy make. I mean, you could argue Lashon was as good at it.
Lashon was maybe the shiftiest guy I've ever seen play football.
But Saquon does so many things.
He's patient when he needs to be.
He gets through the hole with explosion when he needs to.
He hits it frontside or backside.
He's running duo.
He can get it to that backside, which is so hard to see.
He just does a phenomenal job of creating runs and combined with this offensive line
and the quarterback they have and the threat he is, good luck.
So anyways.
Well, Saquon's rushed for a thousand yards, the 1,137 yards and eight touchdowns so far
this season.
Just 175 yards behind his season best.
With what, seven games, six games left?
Yeah, I don't wanna jinx anything,
but yeah, he's looking pretty good
about midway through the season here.
The last running back to win MVP
of the National Football League
was Adrian Peterson back in 2012.
That was the last non-quarter quarterback to win it as well.
How about that?
Should we stop calling it the MVP and just give it to the best quarterback?
Like the most valuable quarterback just announced at the best quarterback is the
MVP. Yeah. The most valuable quarterback and then make the, I mean,
cause then the offensive player of the year,
that's the one that kind of gets shuffled around to like running backs and
wide outs. And I don't even think
a wide outs won it. But yeah, I don't know. I just think I think
there needs to be some other metric for outside of
quarterbacks. Well, it's hard because there's so much being
put on the quarterback. The reality is got the ball in his
hands the most of the time. So I get it. But yeah, the reality
is the more the majority of the the his hands the most of the time. So I get it, but. Yeah, the reality is the quarterback
is the most valuable position on offense.
So it makes sense that they're the ones
winning this award the vast majority of the time.
Every once in a while, there is a running back,
like Adrian Peterson, 2012, where it's so obvious
that the only reason this offense is successful,
or the main reason this offense is dominant the way they are
is because of how good that player is.
There can absolutely be a case made for Saquon Barkley this year in the way he's playing
and how he has elevated the offense and what the offense has turned into because the team
that you know, we've always been a running team a little bit with Jalen and kind of the
attributes that he brings opens a lot of the run game up.
But they have really turned into this run and play action team first and second down
and they're embracing it.
And Saquon, you know, he's just he has made the offense and the team so much better as
a player and as a person.
I think it's a very good argument that he is the most valuable component to a team this
season.
We'll see how the rest of the season goes.
I think there's a lot of people saying like, you know, because of the tush push, he's missing
on a lot of touchdowns.
Anybody that's taking touchdowns away from Saquon Barkley, like that's making him less
valuable, I think, shouldn't even be allowed to, you know, choose who an MVP is.
Like the dude is being dominant.
I don't think that that's a metric that should gauge that. Well, talking about those touchdowns, Sehquon has landed on the one yard line nine times this year.
And he has eight touchdowns. So you add those nine to it, he'd be sitting at 17 right now,
halfway through the season. And that would be insane.
Yeah. I mean, it's probably not 100% but let's say
out of those nine he probably ends up with at least seven touchdowns. I think that's probably
a good percentage off of those. From the one yard line I like Saquon giving the ball. I think that's
about a 70% 80% chance. Yeah I think that's fair to say and that's a lot of touchdowns. It's crazy.
I wonder how many times I've been stuffed at the one yard line dude. It's hard to get in there
It's tight spaces like stout said it's like cram and salt up a fat lady's ass down there in that one yard line
It's water tight down there man. Oh, yeah crab rear end. What's the other one?
ducks bottom
You ever heard that one?
There's something with a duck in a bottom. Yeah next week the Eagles head to Los Angeles to take on the Rams.
Nice.
Unrelated question, who's going to win the NFC West?
Great question.
I mean, it's a race over there with the Niners and the Seahawks and Rams.
I kind of feel weird saying this.
I think it might be the Cardinals.
Cardinals are going to find their way out of there?
They already got a game up on everybody, right?
They're leading.
They are. They're leading. I want to see Kyler continue to play the way he is. At the end of
the day, you just got to see it proven. You know what I mean? And the 49ers have proven it more
over the past few seasons. Matthew Stafford has proven it in the past and Sean McVeigh,
as well as the Seahawks and Gino, both of those teams have proven it,
have a track record.
They've won Super Bowls, have been in Super Bowls.
Cardinals are hot right now.
But the Cardinals are hot.
Jonathan Gannon has them playing really well.
How about it, man?
They have a great running game
and Kyler Murray's playing really well right now.
Yeah, he is.
It'll be interesting to see,
but if they keep playing like this,
I think it's the Cardinals.
Yeah, there you go.
The Eagles right behind the Lions over there in the NFC.
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Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. Not to take away from anything the Lions are fucking doing
right now because goddamn they look unstoppable.
They do. They look very good. They're and we brought we talked about like kind of running
back every win the MVP. The league has shifted back to this line of scrimmage,
run and play action.
The last few years it's gone to this,
I mean the last decade it's been really pass heavy,
spread it out, dial it up with a
premier quarterback.
Not when you got Dan Campbell
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Holy cow.
They are just taking control of the line of scrimmage.
Dude, they're one two punch in the backfield. I might be two of the best we've seen in the
National Football League, dude.
They're kind of different. I love the way David, Montgomery's just a great every down
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They're different, yeah.
First second down, just run right at you. Gibbs, I really like watching him play. He's shifty, he's dynamic, he can
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What?
Gibbs kind of reminds me of like Knuckles. I could see that.
I think you're, yeah, you gotta twist it.
Sonic is the fastest of the bunch.
Yeah, but like Sonic doesn't, when I think of Knuckles,
I think more of shiftyness from what I remember
from those games. What?
Like Sonic was just like a freaking road runner,
like, or it was a, like a bowling ball,
which I think of more, like you would bowl up. I hear up. I kind of think of that more like David Montgomery Lane. But clearly, I don't
know the nickname. Well, they both could do it both. All right. That is what it is. Yeah.
Either one of them could be whoever they want to be because they got the full package. That's
about as dynamic of a duo scene. We saw what they did to the Jaguars. And we'll get into
that in a second.
But first we want to start out with a game that might have been my favorite game from this past week, especially from Sunday. Steelers beat the Ravens. There's something about Steelers
and Ravens game. It's always tight. Come on, man. It's always physical like that AFC North
style of play that we grew up watching in Cleveland. AFC North, man. And it did not disappoint, my goodness.
When you're playing, especially when you're older,
and the chippiness happens on the field,
I feel like a lot of times you're like,
dude, will you stop with the nonsense?
Like, what are you doing being ridiculous?
You know what I mean?
Like, can we just play football?
Why you gotta get into all this other stuff?
I haven't felt that yet.
That's the way I was.
Now I find myself like, dude, I love it.
I love when people are like getting each other's faces
and talking trash, like Roderick Jones
going at it with Humphrey, they gotta get warned
because they're about to get kicked out of the game
because they're jawing at each other
and hitting each other after the whistle.
That's the kind of football that gets you excited.
And that's what this game, that's the energy this game had.
And that's the energy your guys' game had.
You guys are a lot of back and forth.
Deion Dawkins was all over the place.
That's when you know the meaningful games are happening.
And it was fun to see that kind of football being played.
And the Steelers and Ravens, it was an old fashioned bar brawl.
It was two teams that knew how important the game was.
They were going at it.
And ultimately, the Steelers won the game without scoring a single touchdown.
Six field goals, baby.
Boswell, six field goals, leading them to victory.
I will say, Steelers won the game, their defense looks outstanding, and they clearly know how
to get under Lamar's skin.
They have always played them well.
Part of it's their defense line is just so good, and they shut down some of the run actions
and things that Baltimore likes to do. TJ Watt is a dynamic player. Cam Hayward is a dynamic player.
The Ravens had their opportunities. And I still came away from the game thinking that the Ravens
are probably the better team. They just had a lot of penalties, a lot of mistakes, and things kind
of kept the Steelers in the game for long enough to secure a victory. Shout out to the Steelers.
It's a big win for them.
They're playing a lot better.
Eight and two or nine and two as well, I think.
Yeah, they're right there.
Potential coaching changes.
At this point in the season, there's a lot of speculation, obviously, on what is in the
future because at this point in the season, some teams are clearly not going to be competing
for a Super Bowl.
And some fan bases want to know what is in store for next year. They've already
given up, Trav. I just don't believe in doing that man. What do you mean firing a
coach midway through the season? Midway through this season. I just, I understand
things can probably get hostile in the building between the front office and a
head coach and I understand that that could be a part of it. But if you don't
know the direction you're going in the future to just fucking can a guy and make everyone's
life that much harder to change the scenery that much that I just, I don't see the benefits of it.
I think for me, I've also never been a part of a team where that was listen, you've Andy Reid, pretty, pretty good.
You guys have had the coaching thing figured out. First of
all, I agree. I think most of the time it does not make I
don't like firing a head coach midway through the season. I'll
say the one time that I think it probably does make sense in
some regards, is if there's tension in the building as a
result of things not going well
and the head coach is not a part of fixing that, he's a part of like making that an issue and
exacerbating problems. And he's asked you're baiting. That was the word I was looking for.
How do you know when the right time is to move on from a head coach? I think a lot of that comes
down to when there's just like a difference of where you want the team to go from the ownership
and personnel and there's a disconnect on where we want to go next. And what we're doing right now
isn't working and it's time for, in the best interest of everybody involved, to move on.
And most of the time, the right time to make that
decision is after the season. But there are some times where it's like, all right, listen, this is
like not a conducive environment that we want to have. We want to have everyone more on the same
page. So let's get rid of the head coach. And it also kind of establishes to all the players that
are still there, like, oh God, they just fired the coach. We're next if we don't also kind of establishes to all the players that are still there, like,
oh, God, they just fired the coach. We got to, you know, we're next if we don't prove
kind of, you know, who we are and what we mean to this team. Yeah. In general, usually
not a fan of that. But that's kind of when you know, it's time to move on when it's just
like, man, you know, this coach has had his opportunities in his time, and it just hasn't
gone that way. Or in a worse way, it's like,
man, everybody's finger pointing upstairs. That's when it's bad. When people are finger pointing
upstairs, all the coaches in front office doors are closed instead of open. It's not a good sign.
Another blowout loss. So I guess these are who we're talking about. My man, Doug Peterson in Jacksonville,
lost 52 to six to the Lions. Another blowout loss.
I mean, listen, it has not gone well for the Jags this year.
And I think there's a number of reasons for that.
Listen, I played for Doug.
I know the type of coach he is.
I know how much he cares about his players
and the value he brings in that position.
Oh yeah.
I will never not be willing to play and
suit up for Doug Peterson. I'm right there with you brother because of the type of guy he is
in the way he coaches the game. So it hurts me that they're struggling down there in Jacksonville.
And, you know, ultimately, the head coach bears the brunt of all this stuff. That's part of that
position. But it's hard for me to go there with Doug because I know what a
fantastic phenomenal coach he is. Another one that people are
talking about is, you know, a situational failure with the
Bears and Packers Bears are now five and 17 and one score games
under Iber Fluse, 2022. Man, that's rough.
There there was another stat out there there that really is just like,
he just luck just hasn't been on his side
late in the games, man.
I will say that stat that he's been in that many close games
and like, I just think that...
It was also, I think there was another stat saying
that he's had the most like 90% chances to win and like, yeah. I mean, I forget what
it was, man. And I met, I had the fortune of meeting coach Eber Fluss over the off season
actually at the Kentucky Derby, man. I met him at the Derby. Great fucking guy. You could
tell the guy just fucking loves ball, man. We were hanging out talking ball just about
the entire time we were around each other, man.
He used to be the linebackers coach in Dallas and he would coach Sean Lee and a
bunch of those guys and give me fits. He's a fantastic coach.
Defense has not been the issue for the most part in Chicago. They've played
defense pretty well. They've really struggled offensively and again,
ultimately the head coach is kind of the one that bears everything. The fact that
they're in that many one-score games though tells me that the defense has been playing well, they've had opportunities.
They just haven't been able to execute.
Obviously there's the one glaring one that they kind of messed up on with the Hail Mary
and even the play before the Hail Mary against Washington earlier this year, the block field
goal.
I don't know how you put that on Iber Fluse, but I guess you put everything on it.
One fucking paw in the air, man.
You can't just fucking.
It's not even like they got penetration the car did ever fluce not tell them to not let them put their heads up
Keep the hands down on
Yeah, he's been hit with a bunch of things that just I feel like have been out of his control
But there's so much to go into all of a football game all four quarters of a football game
And like you said man the head coach is he's gonna take the wrath. Yeah, he's gonna take the beating if something's going on
Yeah, so I don't know the one thing with you refused. It's you know, and listen, I think he's a fantastic defensive coach
They just invested a lot of money into Caleb Williams
So they need to figure out something that's going to make that kid thrive and maybe that's if it's not the offensive coordinator
something that's going to make that kid thrive. And maybe that's, if it's not the offensive coordinator, you got to hire a guy and steal them from an organization that is a proven
offensive mind, in my opinion. I think you have to figure that out just from like a resource
allocation, right? They need and want Caleb Williams to pan out. They're going to have to
figure out a way to make that happen because they got players over there. Like there's weapons over
there, DJ Moore and Keenan Allen, they got horses over there. You know what I mean? So their
offensive line has struggled a little bit, but even that, I think they kind of got some
decent offensive linemen. They just haven't really executed as well.
Big question mark in the NFL for head coaches is a very shocking one for me because I've
had a lot of trouble going or at least had a
lot of bumps in the road going up against his team and that's Zach Taylor at
Cincinnati. Yeah when you start seeing quotes it's not a good sign right.
Jamar Chase said how do I do it? I don't know. Ask Zach, ask the coaches, don't ask
me, that's not my job. What was the question? Was asked how can the
team finish better? That was the question was,
how does the team finish better? How do I do it? I don't know. Ask Zach, ask coaches. Don't ask me.
That's not my job. I don't think he's throwing shade at Zach in this. Yeah, I think he's just
pissed off. I don't call plays for us, you know, so I can't really do nothing.
I think he's just basically saying that's like, yeah, I mean, maybe he's throwing
shade. Let me think about this more.
How the team could finish better.
I mean, just deflecting blame.
Yeah.
And putting it on Zach.
And I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what to think about this.
This wasn't as bad as I thought before seeing it.
I think this is probably a guy that's just frustrated.
You know, it feels like, yeah, doesn't doesn't have the answers right then and
there. You know, obviously, he's playing his fucking ass off.
He's leads about to be the Triple Crown winner if he stays
on this pace and
friggin base. Yeah. So it's like, I mean, he's doing
everything he can to win. And I think the question itself was
asking him, Hey, do you have the answers? He's like, No, I
mean, that's exactly you pay the coaches. I'm reading it to
figure it out. Yeah. That's about my pay grade kind of type answer. Yeah, especially
right the fuck now after I just had another heartbreaking loss. Like what do you like?
Yeah, what the fuck are you even asking me right now? I think it was one of those defer
to the head guy and let the head guy answer those questions because right now I don't
want to fucking even think about it. It has to be pleased plays are part of why Cincinnati isn't finishing. He said, I don't know.
He just being honest. Yeah, I don't know. I think he's I think he spoke his mind in the past. And
I think people are just looking for those kind of quotes from him. But I don't think this one,
I don't think you dive too deep into this one. or maybe you do. I think they're going to, especially in Cincinnati, because the Bengals are much worse than they
expected them to be.
Everyone expected this team with Burrow coming back and being healthy to be a Super Bowl
contender.
And as of right now, it looks like they're not going to make the playoffs.
So Zach Taylor is going to face a ton of criticism.
And again, that's the nature of it. Yep. He's been there for
six years. This is where it starts to but the Bengals are
unique. The Bengals don't family run business, they hold on to
coaches.
I would say that coach Taylor is not going anywhere.
The one thing that probably does make sense. Dallas, I mean, so
bad last night against Houston, It just doesn't feel like anything
is headed in the right direction. It doesn't really look like that's a motivated football team.
I don't know. It looks like it's a bad situation. It looks like everybody's collecting checks over
there. And you can tell a team when it's fighting. And it doesn't look like too many guys are out
there fighting. No. And like you want to talk about quotes. There's a lot of quotes, stuff on the sideline. Like,
I mean they fought in the first half yesterday. Yeah. They tried a fake pun.
I just asked these nuts.
Talk about these.
All time. I love it. I'm too much of a child, man. I'll defer to that. I'll shut out the
digs man. I know that shit. I mean, it sucks losing and when you don't have your best players
out there, the Dax not playing, it's tough, man. It's tough. You know, CD Lambs out there
trying to make shit shake as much as he possibly can and same with the run game.
It's tough, man. JL What sucks for Mike is that it feels like a lot of what is going on in Dallas,
and listen, DACA hasn't played as well as everybody expected this year.
It feels like a lot of it's personnel driven. They had opportunities to sign guys this offseason,
they chose not to, they trusted the guys they had in the building. And a lot of those young guys and people that they trusted just have not played at
a high level. And I don't know that you can blame Mike McCarthy for that. Maybe you can. I don't
know who's making those decisions. Brandon's saying, yes, you do. Our resident Dallas fan,
Brandon, intern Brandon. I think it's more Jerry's fault. That's kind of what I'm getting at. Like,
And I think it's more Jerry's fault. That's kind of what I'm getting at.
Like Jerry's the one who's making all of these decisions.
He's the one who created this fucking stadium
so that the sun would peek through.
He's the one that fucking,
that doesn't wanna do maintenance on the ceiling.
If we wanna get rid of Mike McCarthy, go for it.
I do think they just paid Dak all this money,
similar to Caleb Williams. Like they gotta find a way to get him going for it to I do think they just paid Dak all this money, similar to Caleb Williams.
Like, they gotta find a way to get him going
for it to make sense.
I'm trying.
They've invested a lot of money.
I know that Caleb isn't getting it.
When that investment has been made in the quarterback,
you have to figure out a way for that investment
to make sense.
The Giants are in the same boat right now.
Oh no, they're getting,
their cards have already shown.
They're moving on from Dale Jones.
What?
Is this news?
Did he just get benched or something?
He got benched.
They're going to Tommy Cutlets, baby.
Why, shut the,
I swear to God, Tommy Cutlets is back.
The Cutlets is back in it.
You didn't hear this?
No, man.
Yeah, baby.
Not only did they bench Dale Jones,
they didn't even go to Drew Locke.
They went straight to Tommy Cutlets.
Listen.
I'm like, what is going on?
They just want those shirts.
They want everybody in the stadium like, hey, we know we're not very good.
We're just going to be a caricature of Italian dude from New York now.
But no, I mean, this is clearly the Daniel Jones experiment is over.
They're benching him so that he doesn't get hurt and they don't owe him a bunch of money. There's going to be a bunch of changes in New York after this season.
But yeah, back to Dak in Dallas. Yeah, we aren't talking about that one. How's that one out of
the coaching? I mean, is Dayball, you think Dayball safe? He was the coach of the year two years ago.
I don't really know what to say about all this coaching stuff because it's hard to know
what the right moves are unless you're in these buildings. Ultimately, coaches are responsible for the product, for the outcomes.
Beyonce, Halftime is coming to you live on Christmas Day.
I'm gonna fucking miss it. Damn it.
Yeah, baby. I can't wait to watch this one.
Announced this week, Beyonce will be performing at Halftime
at the Texans Ravens game on Netflix.
Yeah, how much does the NFL hate the NBA Christmas games?
What if Adam Silver didn't deserve this?
Listen, NBA does not have, you know...
Christmas right?
Yeah, they don't have, you know, they're not the king of Christmas.
No. Especially when the NFL's in town, baby.
Hey-o!
Come on now. We get some big-time matchups,
Texans-Ravins, Chief Steelers. How about that? Who would have thought?
I mean that I felt people gotta figure it out. Come on now pretty good
Good, hopefully Netflix can figure it out as well because last time
Hopefully they get the streaming stuff, right? God damn it. My shit got froze literally on Mike Tyson's cheeks
damn it. My shit got froze literally on Mike Tyson's cheeks.
Dude, that was the one of the,
it felt like a parody going into it. Yeah.
Just from like Mike slapping them in the, in the weigh-ins and,
or the inter or like the pre fight stuff. Yeah. You know, that's like the bit dude,
when he did the interview and then then just dude, when he did the
interview, and then because I'm pretty sure he did the interview
with his son, that was the son that interviewed him. He kisses
him on the cheek, which I've never seen that in an interview
ever in my life. The guy is done with the interview right before
his fight goes and kisses another man on the cheek says I
love you and then walks off and the camera pans and slightly goes down so he can catch
this guy and nothing but a jock.
I'm not gonna lie.
I immediately sent that to fucking everyone.
That was the funniest shit ever.
I was not watching at this point.
I'm kind of embarrassed that I watched this to begin with.
I should have known better.
What?
I couldn't help myself.
Oh man. that I watched this to begin with. I should have known better. I couldn't help myself.
I will say though, the moment I saw that clip on social media,
like I didn't think Mike was going to win before, but I knew when I saw those cheeks, he wasn't going to win. Come on. Lose your glutes, lose your game.
I mean, he got an old man ass in that photo. If we're being honest, hey, if we're being honest,
how are you supposed to keep your glutes past like 40? This is my point. This is why Andy said that. Lose your glutes, lose your Wow. I don't keep your glutes past like 40.
This is my point.
This is why Andy said that.
We lose your glutes, lose your game.
You can't be out there with saggy glutes.
He doesn't have the same.
He wasn't bouncing.
He wasn't.
He tried.
He was trying to bounce around.
He could still what my ass, but the face like a legitimate person that trains
a boxing is a whole nother thing.
Yeah. Oh, no, man.
I just think it's...
That was some funny ass shit.
Hopefully Netflix though, back to the point, can figure out how to...
Can figure out the streaming for Christmas Day?
Yeah, especially if we're going to be watching all the Christmas games on Netflix.
Because I was fucking, I was pretty pissed.
I was pretty pissed.
It kept going in and out.
It kicked me off about four or five times.
I am pissed at nothing Netflix did. I'm only mad at myself for actually spectating that and
contributing that stuff like that happens. I don't know what I like. I just love Mike Tyson so much.
I couldn't help but watch it. But I mean, I just love watching Cleveland kids.
I knew what I was going into before it like even happened. And I still just could not help myself.
But you can't, nobody can.
It's the best shit ever.
I'm not gonna lie, the ass interview definitely,
I think, I don't think I was gonna watch it.
Kylie and I were watching Great British Bake Off
and then I saw that ass interview and I was like,
Kai, I gotta watch.
The ass interview.
I gotta watch this old man who used to be
the baddest person on the planet try and-
Go up against this fucking
Beast of a cleveland kid this west side cleveland kids living out their dreams, baby. That's what i'm here for
Shout out to the paul brothers, baby, dude. I just
Holy cow shout out to jake paul for not
Knocking out mike the mike tyson that we know if he was in jake paul's position. He would have fucking
K.o'd that guy into a coma. Well, that's why jake paul's not mike tyson Mike Tyson that we know, if he was in Jake Paul's position, he would have fucking KO'd
that guy into a coma.
Well, that's why Jake Paul is not Mike Tyson.
He's got a heart.
Yeah.
They wanted to talk about the interview with the kid that was asking, you know, what do
you think of your legacy, Mike?
And Mike said-
Yeah, but I'm talking about the vicious Mike Tyson.
That's a great, yeah, that's a different level.
If one thing has not changed about Mike Tyson,
it's his ability to answer interviewers
in the most spectacular fashion.
You think I give a fuck about legacy?
We're all gonna be dead.
Ha ha ha!
Who cares about legacy when you're dead?
Shout out to the young girl reporting.
God damn, she was really professional.
She kept it together.
She kept that thing.
She was like, wow.
That's a very interesting, I've never thought of it like that.
They did not prepare me for this in my multimedia class in high school.
I did not know that I was going to get ridiculous people to...
Yeah, well, welcome to Fight Night.
Okay, at some point somebody's going to tell you that nothing you do in life matters because
everybody's going to be dead and you're going to have to act like it wasn't a ridiculous
statement. Go.
Okay, I can, I understand that. I get where you're coming from.
Oh, okay.
Shout out to Mike Tyson, man. Fuck.
Dude, legend. All righty, that does it for a week 11 recap. Brought to you by Burger King.
All right, now let's move along to No Dumb Questions
to close out the show with some No Dumb Questions
because there's no such thing as dumb questions, 92%.
Just two dumbasses trying to figure it out.
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How about it, man?
All right, we're gonna answer some not dumb questions
from our Heights Hotline voicemails today.
How about it, man?
Heights Hotline is hot. It's a hot hotline. Next caller on the Heights Hotline voicemails today. How about it, man? Heights Hotline is hot.
It's a hot hotline.
Next caller on the Heights Hotline,
what do you got for us?
Hi guys, my name's Ashley and I'm a big fan of the podcast.
But when we see like other 92 percenters out in the wild,
what are we supposed to do?
You know, like for eagles we say like go birds or,
choo, you know, but what do we say when we see a fellow
92% are out in the wild?
You know?
Should we be yelling anything at all?
I like this.
Should it be something, you know, profane?
I'm not sure, probably not.
It should be something.
Anyway, would love to know. Bye.
Thank you, Ashley, for calling in on the Hive Highline.
Yeah, thank you very much.
I don't think that's a dumb question at all.
I think-
This is an awesome question.
Yeah.
I have not pondered.
So Jason, I don't know about you,
but whenever I'm out and about,
I do get random calls and shout outs from the 92 percenters.
No doubt.
The real ones listening in every single week.
I'll always get a good new news.
Get that one.
That's a fucking, that's like a fucking.
That's a banger.
Yeah.
That's a calling for all the 92 percenters to unite right there.
And then, which profound, is that what she said?
She wants one that's profound?
Profane is what she said, asking if we should have a swear word in there, which listen,
usually I'm all for profanity, but this is a-
Just yell out fornication, fornicating. I think that one, that'll get everyone to be
like, wait, what? I only know one guy that really talks about that on a weekly basis.
We're going to be in a public setting. We should probably limit the profanity.
Just yell Jumanji instead of four-naked.
Jumanji!
Jumanji!
Somebody put Jumanji on.
You know, for some reason what I thought of right away,
so New Heights is obviously an ode
to Cleveland Heights where we grew up.
The Heights, baby.
Why do Heights, no matter what, like class you're from.
Heights high! Heights from? Heights high!
Heights high!
Heights high!
That's the international heights high greeting.
What can we bring that to New Heights?
New heights!
New heights!
Or should we just do heights high?
I think new news is probably the best one.
Well, new news is definitely the one that everybody goes, but...
New news always does it.
How about you guys send us some recommendations?
How do you guys greet each other out in public when not just us?
What do you guys say to each other?
What are the first things that you bond over when you see somebody wearing some new heights
of peril or somebody you know that watches the show?
That's a tough one to answer for us.
And I don't know that we have the...
The credentials. to answer for us. And I don't know that we have the credentials, the power to make such
an audacious decision for our families.
There we go. Why don't we get another one? You hit us with another one, Matt.
Hey guys, hoping you can answer a question that's causing a bit of a disagreement between
me and the wife. Okay. When is the earliest appropriate time to put up the Christmas tree? Am I being a complete
screwed by saying we should wait at least until after Thanksgiving? Thank you and go birds.
I think Thanksgiving has always been the date. In the Kelsey household, Thanksgiving was the day.
Yeah. I mean, preferably you put it up on Christmas day. I really, we never stay true to this.
Put it up on Christmas.
Or Thanksgiving, sorry. Put it up on Thanksgiving day. So I like the tradition, we have never
done this in our house, but maybe we actually will get it done this year. Where after Thanksgiving
is over, you put the Christmas tree up. I like that tradition. I think that that's a
good one. Thanksgiving is really the start of Christmas season.
We would have the Christmas tree already up though.
No, but you got the Christmas tree, you've bought it already, but it hasn't been put
up, right?
Maybe you buy it the day before.
I'm pretty sure we put it up, yeah, like a few days before.
And then the ornaments and you dress the tree.
You dress it.
That's a Kelsey question.
Thanksgiving is definitely to me the pinnacle day that you're really...
That's the start of Christmas season. I sit here advertising
Christmas album that is out before Thanksgiving.
I'm also not trying to see Christmas lights in the beginning of November. I just don't
...
I'm kind of with you.
Don't do that to me.
Don't ruin Thanksgiving. Let Thanksgiving be its own thing.
Let it be.
It's lead up.
It's beautiful day.
It's so good on its own. It's a beautiful day.
You have Halloween, Thanksgiving,
and then right after Thanksgiving,
the moment that turkey goes down your gullet.
Parents get to force their kids to eat stuff
that they don't want, to teach them lessons in life,
to be thankful.
Let Thanksgiving be its own day.
Hey Jason and Travis, this is Lisa from Akron, Ohio.
Akron.
Love you as people and love your show.
Rubber Bowl.
My relationship question for you.
Oh, they want to hear from the ladies, man.
I have two boys who don't love to do chores and I told them when they're older, they're
going to have to be doing them around the house anyways.
So I wondered, what chores did you do growing up around the house and do you do them now
as an adult?
Oh man, I don't...
Thank you for the call.
Well, you got to understand, you know...
You got to understand.
I mean, yes, I did do chores.
So I started off as a child having to do chores.
I feel like that's very good important lessons that I
learned from mom and dad.
We've both expressed the stuff that our father used to have us do in spreading mulch outside,
cutting the grass with just a blade lawnmower, engineless lawnmower.
Raking leaves.
Raking leaves.
You know, that was all the outside stuff that dad didn't want us to do.
Vacuuming.
We never really did the trash.
No, no, because yeah, big ed, he was always up early. He was the first one up.
He was always the one taking trash out.
And mom did do our laundry too, which shout out to mom.
Shout out to mom.
I wish mom kind of made it to her laundry because I'm awful doing laundry.
It's not that hard, Jason.
I know. I just saw it really isn't that hard at all.
Every now and then I just suck at it. It really isn't that hard at all. I'm not good at it.
Every now and then I'll get into it.
But I say that I did it at a younger age
because now I just, you know, I'm so busy.
And I like naps.
There's so many services that just do things
better than me.
They fold better, put shit away better.
You know, it's just, everything's just way more organized
when I'm not doing that.
Not that I can't do it because mom taught us very valuable lessons in being able to
do this on our own if we needed.
And there's times where, you know, it's like the one thing Kylie makes me do is trash. That is firmly my job.
Nice.
And I suck at it. I miss it all the time because we're traveling right now, but I try to really
stay on top of the trash, taking the trash down and embracing that. Not that I like I'm
trying to do the dishes all the time, but I've done them occasionally. Kylie hates when
I do the dishes.
Why?
She just has OCD about getting all the food
off the plate before you put it in the dishwasher. And the dishwasher instructions clearly state
to not do that, to put it in the dishwasher, it gets cleaner without doing that.
So really it gets cleaner without doing that? I'm just saying what the instructions say.
I'm the instruction follower. Yeah, well, that's how they tell you. That's
how they get you. That's what they get you. Just telling you, that's what it says.
It says somehow like using soap and scrubbing it off first and then putting it in there
for some reason like, I don't know why, but that's what they say.
Oh, Kylie's getting mad at me right now.
She's got OCD about cleaning herself that I can't really.
Stop fucking exposing me.
All right, well keep your hands off the dishes, Jason.
Fine, I won't do the dishes.
Yeah, no, you should do your chores if your parents tell you to do your chores.
And for all of you that don't live with your parents now and have a fucking messy house,
figure it out.
Look at my new boots.
Oh, beautiful boots.
Look at my new gloves.
Oh, beautiful gloves.
Look at my new hat. Oh, look at your hat. Sorry about that. I was
getting shown a pair of new boots, new gloves, new hats. Trevor, you frozen? No. That does
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This is how they do it. Serving size one tablespoon. Do you know how many tablespoons
of mayonnaise that woman just ate?
I don't know what you're even trying to find.
Servings and then servings per container. A tablespoon of mayonnaise is 90 calories.
So you're just trying to figure out.
That's a tablespoon. That woman, I mean-
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There's no way you can digest that much fat.
So she had 2,052 grams of fat in one jar.
252 servings times 10 grams is 2,520 grams of fat per jar.
She ate five of them. two servings times 10 grams is 2,520 grams of fat per jar.
She ate five of them. That woman had 12,600 grams of fat in three minutes.
I'm good with aioli.
That's the exact same thing.
I don't know how you can't get over this.
No, it's a different taste.
What is mayonnaise?
Can we Google that real quick?
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What's mayonnaise?
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