New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Chiefs Wild Comeback, Fixing the Birds Offense, Jameis the GOAT and Thanksgiving Fast Chaos | EP 167
Episode Date: November 26, 202592%ers, welcome to another episode of New Heights brought to you by Adobe Acrobat Studio! On today’s episode, Jason and Travis break down the Chiefs incredible comeback against the Col...ts, discuss how Travis is getting ready for the Cowboys on a short week, Jason shares his thoughts on what’s going on with the Eagles run game, react to another week of electric Jameis Winston football, try and explain the Shedeur Sanders hype, debate the Alijah Clark/Sydney Brown play, and we might’ve finally lost Jason to a pre-Thanksgiving Fast. Watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights every Wednesday during the NFL season and follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshowYou can also listen to new episodes ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. ...Download the full podcast here:Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMbApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynwTake holiday gift giving to new heights at https://homage.com/newheights. Black Friday deals start today and run through December 1st. Send something to the New Heights Mailbox. Don’t be weird though. C/O New Heights Productions135 E OLIVE AVE, BURBANK, CA 91502Support the show: ADOBE: Learn more at https://adobe.com/dothatwithacrobatGILLETTE: The Best A Fan Can Get is now available at https://Amazon.com/GilletteNFLXFINITY: Imagine the most intelligent WiFi at one price for five years. Guaranteed. Xfinity. Imagine That. Restrictions apply. Most reliable WiFi based on Opensignal Awards–USA: Fixed Broadband Experience Report May 2025HILL’S PET: Find the right food at http://hillspet.com/ScienceDoesMoreSEATGEEK: Use our code for 10% off your SeatGeek order*. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NEWHEIGHTS ($25 max discount) *Restrictions ApplyAMERICAN EXPRESS: On November 29th, support your local community and Shop Small on Small Business Saturday, founded by American ExpressDRAFT KINGS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/newheights or through the promo code NEWHEIGHTS.GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit https://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit https://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non- withdrawable. Token expires 1/11/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 1/4/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DKSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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We've got another great episode.
Kylie was doing her part in this one.
Nice. Thanks, Guy.
She did not do this against the Eagles game against Dallas,
so we can all blame Kylie for that one not working out.
Do we owe Jerry an apology?
Who's we?
What do I have to apologize for?
What did we ever say about Jerry?
They fucking sucked!
He fixed it.
It was all part of the plan.
That's just so good job.
What do we owe an apology for?
How about those giants in the James Winston show?
What is outside of what we inside mean?
Explain it to it.
It's like out of the house, but we're in the dome.
It doesn't matter what he says.
It's just the conviction.
Talk your shit to do.
Let's fucking go.
Cleveland's been waiting for this.
Well, the broadcast caught this moment between you and Cream.
Brothers got a hug.
I fucking love a good hug.
What is the process for getting ready on a short week tramp?
Buckle up.
Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen,
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We're your host.
I'm Travis Kelsey.
This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio.
University of Cincinnati alum, Cincinnati.
We couldn't get it on senior night, man.
The BYU Cougars came in and got a 26-14 win, but I'll tell you what, man.
Shout out to the seniors, man.
You made this year fun, man.
Finish strong.
Finish strong.
We got TCU, I believe, down in Texas this weekend.
So I've got to finish this thing strong.
Maybe. Did you see the big noon kickoff at Nipper?
Big noon kickoff?
Big noon kickoff. You didn't see it?
I got Mark Ingram up there. Last year, he trucked the bear cat.
So you got to say hi. You got reacquainted with our mascot.
Bear cat. Bear cat, back hot.
Dude, this fast is fucking me up.
Yep. Skyline chili was giving out free samples about how much you wish you had Skyline chili right now, Jason.
I would fuck some Skyline chili up right now.
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Jason, why don't you tell these fine people
that are tuning in what we got coming up?
92%ers, we've got another
great episode.
Traves in a great mood. Chiefs come back
in Arrowhead.
First single score
win this year. Big one
for the Chiefs. Eagles lose to the
fucking Cowboys.
Let's start off with, well, we always start up with.
And that's new news.
New news.
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I don't know what I did with that card.
Hey, found it.
New News is brought to you by America Express.
If you missed our guest episode with Aaron Andrews and Chris and Thompson, go ahead and check it out.
It's being rave reviews.
I haven't seen something get this many good reviews since the first iPad.
I mean, it is.
iPod.
It is getting very well liked.
Such a fantastic episode.
Thanks, everyone.
I love the prank calls and calling card story.
That brought us a lot of members back.
Awesome.
interview everyone.
Ooh, this is like the Kelsey Sisters.
They can all be siblings.
We can play in this fantasy world.
This episode is one of the favorite episodes of all time.
I admire Aaron and Carissa so much.
They've inspired me to become a sports broadcaster myself.
Nice.
And I really respect everything.
They already did to give women a voice in sports.
That's dope.
Could not agree more, Natalia.
Somebody checked the space of origin on Natalia.
I'm not buying this.
This is somebody from...
It just is, Chris.
And it is.
You're sick.
We also got a Black Friday deal coming out from our friends at Amage.
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Oh, yeah.
The creepiest photo ever captured of Jason Kelsey.
And not a terrible photo of myself, but not the most flattering either.
Isn't there like a bad guy in like some sci-fi movie that's got like his hair slicked over and it's like shaved on the other side?
of the, I'm trying to think of that movie.
Shaved?
That's the one.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
That's who you think you look like.
Bro.
Just a heftier version.
Come over is definitely there for sure.
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Last reminder, New Heights will be
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Eagles Black Friday game against
the Bears. Thursday,
I football crew coming into the town.
It's going to be a fun when official tailgate starts at 11 a.m.
in lock K.
It is free to enter.
I don't know how many people we can admit or how many people will show up, but we do
know we are going to be drinking, eating, and having a gay old time.
That's right.
We'll have food, merch giveaways, a photo booth, DJ games, and of course, a bellybucking
competition.
They've allowed us.
Oh, yeah.
I never thought legal was going to improve.
I never thought legal would let this happen.
Thank you to the legal team.
at Wondery.com and whoever is doing it on our behalf.
We've already picked a vetted contestants so you can't apply, but you can witness the
festivities if you want to see mostly fat guys rub bellies into each other to see who can
win some type of prize that we have yet to determine if you want to show up and see these
bellies get bucked.
See you in Lockay on Friday, you fucking Byrds fans.
We're going to have a fucking blast.
Here we go.
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Before we wrap that up, Jason, do we have rules for this belly bucket?
You can't use your hands.
Can't use your hands.
Most of the clips I've seen of it, they are either holding their hands behind their back or grabbing their belt.
Belt sounds like you could get a little bit more.
I feel like as long as the hands don't become disengaged into the front.
They have to remain.
They can't be used in the pushing.
I think they need to be behind the back.
No, I used to, the only reason I'm against behind the back is because I used to have to pass block.
They would do drills where you have to hold your hands behind the back.
And I thought it was the dumbest fucking thing in the planet.
It has nothing to do with balance.
Yeah.
I get not having your, bellybucking isn't the dumbest thing in the planet.
Well, first of all, how dare you, sir?
This is a athletic feat.
But yeah, I just don't like the concept of holding my hands behind the back.
The only clips that we've seen are from like the 80s.
Don't change topics.
for football holding your hands behind your back
and doing a drill that you don't do in the actual sport
is stupid
for belly bucking I'm all about proper force production
as long as those hands aren't involved
I don't give a fuck what you do with it
you can stick up your ass
I don't give a little bit like this
you can be belly bucket like that
I don't give a flying fuck as long as those hands
don't get engaged in the pushing we're allowing it
I'm the official Travis you won't be at this tailgate
you'll be playing football and making millions of dollars
I will be at the tailgate drinking beers
and watching fat guys bear bellies.
All right.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, way, way.
You raise a good point.
Travis, you play Thursday.
This is Friday.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Hold on.
We even talk with Travis,
hold on.
You're going to, what,
you play Dallas,
you fly back,
you Thanksgiving.
Friday.
I'm looking at your calendar here.
This seems pretty open to me, brother.
Wow.
Putting them on the spot.
I can get you a Southwest flight real quick
if that's what you're into.
Putting them on the spot.
I got a referee uniform.
If I can make it,
I'll throw on the uniform
and bring it.
bring a whistle.
Oh, my.
People don't get your hopes up.
I would have surmise that that's about a zero percent chance,
but it is fun to think about.
Yeah, Travis has done this before.
That means it no.
Bold topics to wrap up week 12 in the NFL, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right.
Now, Jason, why don't we get into a little Chiefs football?
Let's do it.
Chiefs 23, Colts 20, Trave?
A little...
How's it feel?
Overtime football, a little free football for the fans, baby.
But Arrowhead, got to love it, man.
And we finally fought a close battle and came out victorious.
We haven't had any close games that we've come out on top yet this year.
And that's kind of been our MO over the...
past few years here in Kansas
cities that we always find a way.
And this one felt like classic
Chiefs football, baby, where we just stick together.
We keep fighting.
We keep fighting and we find a way at the end.
The defense came up huge against what feels like
a high-powered offense, man.
I mean, they got playmakers all over the field.
Obviously, Jonathan Taylor had running back absolute stud.
Wide receivers, tight end is a stud.
So we were thinking we had got to put up a lot of points
in our defense showed up, man.
That still doesn't take away from the fact that we got to put up touchdowns instead of field goals, man.
And we got to end that game in regulation in the future.
But proud of how the team stuck together and found a way to get a win, baby.
It was fun to watch.
You guys were rolling for most of the game.
Like you said, you just couldn't get in the end zone in the first half, have to settle for nine points.
Big Getty touchdown comes off of the board on one of them.
I keep telling you guys, will you please fucking put the tush push?
It's a cheat code, Travis.
Just put the tush push in.
And we will get rid of these red zone issues.
I don't want to put that play in.
Well, I guess you don't like score touchdowns.
Have fun.
Kick a field goal.
You jack off.
All right.
Statistically, this was a blowout.
First down, Chiefs 33, Colts 10.
Total yards.
Chiefs 346.
Colts 255.
Total plays.
Chiefs 91.
Colts 5th.
Should we start with the moment the game turned?
When was that?
Apparently, according to this rundown, the start of the fourth.
Chiefs down 11.
Inside the Red Zone, Cream Hunt fumbled and the ball was recovered by the Colts.
at the six-yard line.
He ended up with over, I think,
120 yards of a great game,
total offense,
but that one fumble is going to kill him.
And knowing Kareem Hunt,
I mean,
my guy's a fearless competitor, man.
He was fucking pissed at himself
and how he leads his team,
not turning the ball over,
is something he takes a lot of pride in.
So he was pretty hard on himself after that one.
But, yeah, we got a huge stop by the defense,
got the ball back,
starting to get some things going on offense again, baby.
Nice.
Well, the broadcast caught this moment between you and Kareem.
It was very heartwarming and lovely.
Yeah!
Brothers got a hug.
I fucking love a good hug.
Sometimes when you feel like you let the team down,
you can get even more uncharacteristic,
feeling like you've got to do more than what you've already been doing.
And he was running the ball amazing.
And Kareem's a fantastic player just by showing up to the fucking ballpark
and giving it is also.
Sometimes you just need to, you know, give them that reassurance that we need you going forward,
brother.
Like, put that shit in the past.
Let's keep this thing moving.
Yeah, I mean, it's not like Kareem has had like a major issue with fumbles.
Like, I think that like when it's a guy that's like had a bunch, then it's kind of like,
I could have the last time I've ever seen him.
Yeah.
Like when it's a guy that almost never does it and is super accountable, great dude,
I feel like it's always like a, hey, we got your back, bro.
We're going to get this back.
And is that kind of the.
the sentiment you were trying to.
100%.
You can see he was fucking pissed.
And sometimes, like I said, you can get uncharacteristic when you get the emotions high
like that.
He's even in quotes saying, I had to just think positive.
And when I got the ball, I was going to run pissed off.
And that's a big angry dude when he's running pissed off, man.
That's, I want him on my team.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
And that's exactly what he did.
And he ended up finding a way to get in the end zone.
And cut it to three points.
Yeah.
I am. And he finished the game with 30 carries for 104 yards and a touchdown.
That's the first 100-yard rushing game for a Chief this season.
That's crazy.
The Chief's defense after the Cream Hunt fumble with 1456 in the fourth quarter,
four possessions, 12 plays 13 yards allowed.
Held Jonathan Taylor to 58 yards.
That's the big kicker right there, man.
You can't be one dimension against Spagnola.
He is going to take away whatever you do really well.
And he's got all.
He's got all of the tools within his repertoire to do it.
And he's too good of a coordinator.
And I think Jonathan Taylor is one of the best players of football, period, not running back.
So he's the best football players in the NFL.
100%.
And Spaggs did a tremendous job scheming that stuff up.
The players did a tremendous job of executing it.
Nick Bolton, Chris Jones came alive.
Drew Trankel with a huge third down.
And then they did.
They did a great job of when the game's on the line.
and this is very spagnola of pressuring the quarterback
and making him try to make quick decisions in critical moments.
It was vintage spags in the most meaningful way.
Rashid Rice finished with eight catches for 141 yards,
including a big, big catch in a meaningful moment.
It felt like he was coming up with every single big play for us.
Obviously, Xavier Worthy with a huge one late in the game.
but Rashid over the middle
he's just the absolute beast man
and he's hard to tackle man he's strong dude
and the more we get that guy to ball
I think more of this offense
gets in the end zone man
and those two guys know Gray
Rashid man love those guys
for what they're putting in right now
and a huge huge outcome for this
offense I love it
post game my home's called this game
do or die is that the way if I mean it had to feel
that way you know if you don't
find a way to claw back in this one that the playoff chances are slim.
I mean, I said something similar and kind of backtracked last week.
I think you have that sense of urgency that shit needs to get handled.
And without a doubt, I think Mahomes having that mentality going into it,
help channel this team's work ethic throughout the week for sure.
Yeah, it's weird.
As a player, I always hated the term like must win games.
This is a must win games.
This is like they're all fucking.
Every fucking game is a goddamn must win game.
and like, oh, we're already in the playoffs.
Well, no, we're not in the place.
We're trying to get to the playoffs.
But, I mean, the sentiment is there.
And I think that it felt like coming into this game.
Like, this was the time where the chiefs have to get it going.
They have to make it happen.
Otherwise, it's going to be hard to get into this thing.
And you guys did against a very good Colts team that has been red hot all year long.
I feel like this.
I don't know what you guys are like in the locker room right now or after the game.
but we had a big win against the Giants in 2017 with like a walk-off field goal.
Is there anything about the mentality of just getting this first one,
especially because you guys have been 0 and 5 in the one score games, right?
Like, yeah, that's a thing.
I don't want to play it up too much, but like sometimes just getting this going, like,
how does that feel as a team?
We had lost two in a row, man.
Yeah.
Things were, I don't want to say they were stale,
but it's like kind of like guys are guys are waiting for you know somebody to take this thing over guys
are waiting to get over the hump they're they're they're trying to find out you know their role
and how this thing is going do we you know losing fucking sucks and that brings a tough mentality and a
tough you know energy into the building like everyone gets a little bit more you know um focused on
their their routines and how they can be better and you you're not necessarily just coming into
the building loving what you're doing because you got shit.
you got to fix.
Yeah.
So it's like, yeah, it was a little stale, but, you know, getting over that hump,
finding a way to win a tight football game like this in overtime against a good football
team, the fucking vibes in the locker room were epic, man.
It was like, finally, baby, we're back.
We're back on track.
Let's fucking keep this thing going.
Let's keep this momentum.
Let's keep this energy and how we're attacking the week and attacking these games and how we're
fighting together, man.
And it's a good feeling, man.
Yeah, man, I had to imagine that felt really good.
You got another tough one coming up this week on Thursday against the Cowboys.
Kylie was doing her part in this one.
Not watching the game?
That's right.
She turned her back.
She did this at the Eagles game earlier this year.
I remember, yeah.
Worked like a charm.
Nice. Thanks, Guy.
She did not do this against the Eagles game against Dallas following the Chief's game.
So we can all blame Kylie for that one not working out.
Also, some UC boys at the game.
Who is at the game?
Well, Sauce Gardner and Alec Pierce.
Oh, yeah.
Talking about the guys on the Colts.
I was talking to sauce before or after the game.
I was like, I finally got my one-on-one with your dog.
That's all I wanted.
I just wanted one.
And the ball went like to the field.
And it was.
Were you open?
I felt like I kind of got open.
I'm just saying, I think Pat, if he would have came back to me, we would have had a
completion.
That's all I'm going to say.
All right.
All right, all right.
No, man.
I have so much respect for sauce, man.
I fucking love that guy.
Got a lot of respect for Alec Pierce too, man, and what they were able to do at Cincinnati,
but also what they're doing in the league, man.
It's got to be cool to play with a college teammate in the NFL, man.
Big game this Thursday on Thanksgiving against the Cowboys.
Down to Jerry's World, man.
Yeah, the Chiefs going back to Dallas, man.
There were once the Dallas Texans.
Do you know that, this organization?
I did know that, actually.
Yeah.
Lamar Hunt.
Lamar Hunt created the chiefs or this organization down in Dallas during the AFL days.
or actually, I believe, right before the NFL day.
I don't know.
I think the only reason I know about the Dallas Texans is because of a throwback
that Barry Rubin hooked you up with.
Oh, nice.
Yes.
That's the only reason I even know that.
Dude, that's a sweet jacket too.
It is a sweet jacket.
Yeah, their logo used to be the state of Texas.
Whatever, you should do whatever.
Yeah.
So we're headed down to old Dallas, Texas to play a little turkey bowl, man.
I'll buy it, man.
What's the first turkey bowl you remember?
Turkey Bowl.
Like going out with ours?
Yeah.
I was about to say turkey bowl is more family, right?
I don't remember.
The one that I really remember is one year we went all to Canterbury.
Canterbury.
Yes.
That's the one I remember the most.
And it was like it was it was fucking like snowing, ridiculous.
Yes.
I don't even, who was with us?
I don't even remember who we went with.
I have no idea.
Right?
I feel like I remember it was two-hand touch because it was boys, girls, and different ages and everything.
But dad let us play tackle.
No, dad would never let us play tackle.
What are you talking about?
He would let us tackle each other.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, he was like, you too could play tackle.
That's the one I remember right away.
I don't know why that's the one that sticks out.
I feel like there was one at Roxborough, too, the middle school.
Yeah, for sure.
He did one at the middle school one time.
But you knocked that out in the morning and then enjoy some football and some holiday games in the afternoon, baby.
The best.
Treb, you haven't played in Jerry World since 2017.
It's the Misholm's first time playing in Dallas.
Yeah, a little homecoming for the big guy.
Do Mahomes grow up, a Cowboys fan?
I believe so.
Right?
That's a Pat.
That's a Pac question.
I know he grew up a Rangers fan and a Mavericks fan, so I would assume Dallas Cowboys
were a part of that.
Cowboys undefeated since the trade deadline.
That's a big one, two games.
Do we owe Jerry an apology?
Who owes Jerry an apology?
Who's we?
What do I have to apologize for?
What did we ever say about Jerry?
I never said anything about Jerry.
Like society at large.
I feel like the man got left.
I feel like he was getting laughed at a little bit.
They fucking sucked.
What are we talking about?
Their defense was horrendous.
He fixed it.
It was all part of the plan.
Good job.
What do we owe an apology for?
Hey, your car doesn't work.
Oh, I wouldn't got it fixed.
Oh, we owe you apology for saying your car was fucking broke down and didn't work on the side of the road.
I don't know shit in apology.
Putting questions in the talk.
We can just move on us.
We owe.
We owe Jerry Jones a clap of approval.
There you go.
Okay.
Listen.
All right.
Here we go.
Hey.
A little clap.
The moment.
I'll say this.
And I'll stand on this and I think the guys back me.
The moment they traded for Quinnon, I was actually like, there was a lot of other names being thrown around, right?
Max Crosby, Trey Hendrickson, like they thought they were going to, everybody, the word, especially when Jerry said we were going to make a trade.
I think everybody is expecting an edge player to replace Micah.
When they said it was Quinnon, immediately.
I thought this is better for that defense.
Because for years, they have lacked the raw, like just man, strength, big power.
In the heart of that defense, they have lacked that type of presence.
And Quinnan brings that.
And they got it a little bit with Kenny.
But now with all three of them, they definitely got it.
And I don't think that, you know, Osa is a great player.
And I said this a little bit on Monday night.
OSA is similar to this kind of player I am.
We're like, I can do really special things, but I'm not like that freaking Fletcher Cox.
I'm not like that Brandon Brooks, right?
I don't, that's not my stature.
You need a guy like that, and that's what Quinnin brings.
And it's right away, it's been apparent in both of the first two games in Dallas.
And now you see an OSA and all these other guys starting to play better just as a result of that.
Now, that defense's line is humming.
We saw in the Eagles game.
We'll comment on that.
they still got some issues in the back end.
I just think for moving forward, this is a great piece to build around.
I think it's a great move by Jerry.
I don't think I owe my fucking apology, but I'll say great fucking job.
George Pickens might be the most underrated offseason move.
You know what?
When Pittsburgh got rid of them, I was like, man, there's got to be something behind the scenes.
Because it's like, how the heck do you let a guy that gifted get out of the building?
He essentially got him for a third round pick.
I don't know.
I think it's a one year.
and then they got to renegotiate them this year, right?
If they want to keep them, is that what it is?
I'm not up on the contract stuff.
When you got two certified dogs like George Pickens and C.D. Lamb and a quarterback like
Doc Prescott throwing that thing around, the offense align has been retooled a bit.
Their offense is very, very good this year.
Yeah.
Short week, what is the process for getting ready on a short week, Trave?
Buckle up.
There's nothing you can really do about it.
You don't get very much practice.
Yeah.
And for a lot of walkthroughs.
For a defense like the Cowboys, man, you got to put,
you got to put a great game plan together because they got guys that can disrupt
and make your life miserable.
So we got a great game plan.
Obviously, we got to key in on a lot of the details and a lot of the small stuff
that you don't get a lot of practice on and be ready for the opportunity, man.
But it's not the easiest turnaround having to play four days long.
later in another city. But it's going to be a fun one, man. I'm excited,
man. Thursday, Thanksgiving, Turkey Bowl game. Man, I've been sitting at home watching
these games my entire life. And now I get a chance to go out there and play for some
turkey after it and against a great team, man. What a great challenge. Are you going to be able to
see any of the Post Malone halftime show? Post Malone's doing a Thanksgiving halftime show.
Nice. Nice, man. Shout out to Post. I don't know why I'm asking you. You're not going to see a
fucking second of it. But I might see it. I might see it.
like the tail end of it from like the tunnel as we're getting ready to go back out there.
But for the most part, I'll be trying to figure out how to attack them on the second half.
It was my cause.
My cleats this week.
Do you want to give a shout out to Operation Breakthrough?
Yeah.
Shout out to Jeremiah.
Everyone over at Operation Breakthrough in the ignition lab for putting these things together.
I saw they used a little bit of the 3D printing and for some of the tags on the laces.
and they were using paint on the actual creation of the cleat,
giving a big shout out to the ignition lab of what it means to them and everything.
And on top of that, they gave me a book bag that the shoes, that the cleats came in.
And everybody at the ignition lab signed it.
And it's pretty cool, man.
I'm going to have to put that up here and showcase it.
Obviously, they're still up at the facility or I'd show you guys, but.
I'm an idiot.
But thank you guys for showing some love for my cause, my cleats.
And I was going to wear them throughout the game,
but they were so cool.
And the paint started chipping a little early in warm-up.
So I switched them up for the actual game.
Operation Breakthrough is one of the most special things Kansas City has.
I think it's awesome what they do, everything over there for not just the kids,
but the community.
And to highlight it is a great job, Trav.
Well done.
And well done to everyone who made those cleats.
So cool.
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Let's move on to some Eagles, Cowboys action, man.
This is a tough one for the birds.
It was.
and lost 21, 24 to the Cowboys down there in Jerry's world.
Not a fun one to watch.
I can tell you that.
Jason, what the fuck happened?
Well, got out to a good start, 21-0-0,
and then allowed a team to come back for the first time in,
I think, like 90 games.
The Eagles were 90-0 and 21-point-leaded games, leaded, leaded.
Really frustrating game.
You know, and listen, Dallas was playing well all game long.
I know we came out and it looked really good, 21-0-0,
but they had opportunities in the first half.
We get a big interception in the red zone.
I don't know.
I've heard mixed things on like the blocked punt.
So they end up tipping a punt and running into the kicker
and getting a personal foul,
which it shouldn't be a penalty
and everybody was pissed off about.
But then somebody said,
I saw it somewhere in the internet,
somebody said that he hit the punter in the head.
So it still would have been a personal foul.
Well, yeah, I don't think you can hit him in the head.
I don't know if that's accurate.
I don't even remember if he hit him in the head or not.
I just saw that on the internet.
So I'm going to take it to face value.
Either way, there was some,
Weird things happened in that first half, right?
C.D. Lamb had a bunch of drops that I think the Cowboys offense, you know,
we were doing a good job of keeping them out of the edge zone in the first half and they
eventually got going, especially once our secondary got banged up, right?
Yeah.
But yeah, man, you get up to a 21 point lead.
You can't allow somebody to crawl back like that, right?
Like, especially as an offense, like, all you got to do is just run the ball, maintain, like,
time of possession, like don't give them an opportunity.
Easier said than done.
Yeah, the defense is kicking themselves too,
but against the Cowboys with that kind of high-powered offense,
you got to seal that deal on offense, in my opinion.
And I know everybody, it's very fashionable right now
to blame Kevin Petulow and the play calling.
The passing game felt like it was pretty good in this one.
AJ had eight catches for 110.
Dude, they came out and guys are moving across the ball.
I don't pay attention to half this stuff,
but the first touchdown,
AJ catches it in a seam or a post
or whatever the fuck that route's called.
And it looked pretty damn good.
So I thought that the passing game
and some of that stuff felt like it was working.
And guys were open when I watched the tape.
You didn't get into passing concepts over your 13-year career?
Well, here's what I don't know.
Okay, so this is what on the AJ route.
He beats him inside and he kind of bends it towards the post.
I don't know if he's running like a seam
and the ball just kind of carries him in there.
there or if it was like a true like post.
All right. Nice.
So that's where I'm like,
like George Kittle,
I did a play with Brock Purdy where he's attached on the line and he just outruns
the linebacker to the front pie line.
Right?
Yeah.
It's not a corner.
It looks like a fade,
but like he's all the way attached.
Like is that a fade from an attached position?
I don't know what the fuck you call that, Ralph.
I know what I'm talking about,
but I don't know what the name of it is.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Like you just running straight to the pye line.
I thought I was following you.
I don't know which play it was.
So two by two, double right, double wing right.
Yep.
And your term.
Was he looking over his right shoulder or inside shoulder?
Inside shoulder.
So he just is attached.
Oh, it's a fade thing.
Brock Purdy checks the play, right?
Because he knows he's got the matchup with George and the linebacker one-on-one.
And he- Inside fade, yeah.
He just releases kind of up into him.
and then just fades to the pye line and it's right over the inside.
Dude, I mean, you know ball.
You're a ball, no.
You know ball.
You just got to trust it.
I'm like, that looks like a fade, but I don't know what the fuck that's called.
You're knowing ball skills.
You're going to trust your inner swami and just send it.
Inside fade, baby.
But can you run a fit?
You can run a, to me, I'd always thought a fade was like an outside route.
You can run a fade from anywhere?
Anywhere, inside fade, yeah.
Good enough.
All right, perfect.
Anyways, back to this game.
The passing game, I felt like guys were open.
and it looked good.
The thing that is really hurting this offense right now is the run game, right?
It's it's,
it is not been clicking for the majority of the year.
It's multifaceted.
The offensive line has been banged up.
There's been guys in and out.
You know, Lane Johnson is now out of the lineup again for a second time and hopefully
we'll get him back for when it really starts meeting a lot.
Yeah.
Lana Dickerson got banged up earlier in the year.
Camp Jurgens has been in and out of the lineup.
up. It's been hard to build cohesion as a unit.
A lot of this, I think, will get solved if they can stop it with the penalty.
If they eliminate penalties, and we can all be more on the same page.
And I think right now, it's really hard to do that when there are guys in and out of that
lineup as frequently as they have been.
I know that they are frustrated.
I can imagine that.
I know Landon Dickerson said post-game, and he kind of tried to clarify it a little bit, I
think on Monday a Tuesday but after the game he made a comment about Dallas playing more of five down
front than they were expecting yeah they were in the penny front for a while but that's they
they had done it the previous two weeks and like listen this happens you're coming to a game
you're expecting a defense to play a certain way and that's kind of what you prepare most for
and then all of a sudden they might do something different and ain't like they came out and ran like
a three three stack with like a monster rover safety like they played a fucking bear front like
what are we talking about this ain't the most complicated fucking thing on the planet you're talking
you play vic fangio you know how to block a fucking five down front with two linebackers in the front
like it ain't like you're this isn't the most complicated thing we've all played against these
kind of defenses yes they played really good Quinn Williams was very good up front
like he was the first week he made multiple plays especially early on osa had a couple really
good plays as well they moved the front right they did some
good things defensively. I got to give Iber Fluse credit. I thought he had a good game
playing coming in. They moved the front. The Eagles didn't, like, handle it as well as I would
have hoped. But that is probably the best interior defense in the NFL now. With the addition
of Quinn and Williams, Quinn and Kenny Clark and OSA, I don't know that you can point out a more
well-rounded, robust interior defense a lot. You got those three guys out there at nose and two,
three techniques.
We need to run toss crack or something.
I don't know.
It's going to be hard.
Yeah.
And they know you want to run that stuff.
So they tried to get to some of that.
And I, I think they played it well.
They jet the gap on one of them where Cam's trying to block back with a guard tackle
pool and he gets its penetration into the backfield and disrupts the play majorly.
That's one where like all of a sudden that happens.
It's happened to me.
I remember playing the dolphins.
They jumped down into a bare front.
And typically on, on this counterplay, it would be.
guard tackle pull and I would block back on the three technique.
All of a sudden, Christian Wilkins jets the gap and I whiff and he screws the whole playoff.
We're in four minimum.
We get back on the ball.
We call the same play.
And I tell these guys, listen, Cam, you block on.
Block the three technique.
I'll pull for you.
We adjust, get a big hit, right?
These are things that happen as the game's going on.
Like, he's like, dude, I'm not going to do this.
This is a stupid situation.
We're going to solve this right now.
Hey, you block the three technique.
I'll fucking pull.
How about that?
Fuck these guys.
Fuck these guys.
Ha ha, fuck me, no fuck you.
That's one of my favorite things, Stouts ever said.
Outside of the run game, the other thing that killed this team,
really the ultimate thing that killed them in the second half.
Oh, back to the counterplay.
Sorry, my fucking fasted brain is all over the place.
It's going.
It's going.
It's fun to watch, though.
You see them adjust.
The guys are, they're slant in the front.
They're playing physical jet rushing when they're in that five down front.
The end does a great job on one of them of crashing down and condensing the whole.
You'd like to see the tight end go around it when that happened.
but easier said than done, right?
You're coming in, expecting to insert inside.
You're told swab unless.
What's a great counter if the end's bending like that?
To you.
The end around.
The naked.
End around's great.
What's another good one?
The naked.
If you're the tight end and you want the ball, what's a good one?
Slip the tight end out on the back side.
Like he's going to come back and whack the end and you just keep running.
They call that play.
They hit the Ellis Gouter on one.
It gets all the way down inside the 40-yard line.
But it gets called back because I don't know who's right or wrong,
but Matt Pryor is eligible
and him and AJ are on the ball to that side.
So illegal formation, right?
He's covered up.
That hurts.
But that was a great adjustment.
I'm like, they knew it.
I know for a fact,
they got on the sideline.
They said,
hey,
this end took away that play by crashing down.
And they're like,
hey,
this plays here now.
And they fucking call it.
They hit it big.
And all of a sudden it is brought back.
The penalties were frustrating.
The turnovers at the end of the game were extremely costly.
And then, and before you know it, you allow a 21 point deficit to be crawled back from
and you lose to the Cowboys.
And you're sitting here like twiddling your thumbs.
How the fuck do we just let this happen?
And it's a frustrating feeling.
I come away from that game thinking good, to be honest with you.
Really?
I really do.
I think that the passing game looked better.
AJ and Devante got going.
I think that that's a very stout run defense and it's going to show.
itself, the second half of the season. I know they weren't very good, the first half.
I think it's going to be hard for a lot of teams who run the ball against these guys with
Quina Williams in there now. And I think that this offensive line, as it continues to get the
reps together, they will block better as a unit. They will communicate better as a unit.
And I think that that will make a huge difference in a lot of the ways these plays get executed.
I really believe that. And defensively, they lost Maccuba, Adori Jackson went out, and reblank.
They lost three of their starting four DBs in the game.
It's tough.
It's a tough one to overcome.
So I feel confident about the Eagles moving forward.
Can't wait for this Black Friday game?
I'm about to say, Bears coming in to fill the duck.
Can I just do the whole rundown on the Eagles?
It was fantastic.
Listen, this fast has got you taking over this show and I absolutely love it.
Okay, I'm sorry.
My brain isn't working anyway.
This is great for us.
Bears, short week, does this actually help?
them in this scenario. I don't know how a short week could help anybody in a scenario like that.
I'd be curious. I would say maybe I feel like short weeks always help older players. And it's
conversely to what you would expect because older players don't recover as well. I always felt like
I could go into the game with less practice rips. Right? Like I didn't need to see a five down front
in practice. I know how to fucking block a five down front. Yeah. So just let's get to the game day.
I would rather them have problems being less prepared than me.
I think that they're playing a coordinator in Dennis Allen,
who is very different from Matt Iber Flues.
And Iber Flues played a five down front.
Historically speaking, doesn't mix it up a lot.
You might have your wrinkles.
He's going to move the front, but they're going to cover two, cover three defense zone.
It has been the same way since he was in Dallas with Rob Marinelli.
and this was a new wrinkle for them where they got to that a little bit more than they usually do.
Dennis Allen will mix it up.
He will do something very game plan specific, very unique to what he wants to do to stop the Eagles.
It was a new wrinkle every time I played him, right?
Yeah.
One year they're lining up into underfront and they're slanting back to an overfront.
One year, they're doing a slot pressure and safety edge.
Another year, it's zero pressure.
Another year the linebackers are doing more of a cross dog.
Like you really need to be ready for all of that.
That does concern me a little bit with the short week because ultimately you're going to have to adjust in this game.
And these guys don't have a lot of time on task together still.
I'm assuming it's going to be the same crew with Fred, Steen, and Cam.
Hopefully those guys can continue to build off of last week.
Well, I mean, the Bears have the 28th ranked rushing defense in the league.
And you guys got a bunch of big boys up front and two-headed a month.
They're in the backfield.
So.
Let's fucking go, boys.
There you go.
Time to go.
I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
And listen, they have, in my opinion, the best offensive line coach in the NFL and Jeff Stalman.
And I know that he is, it is eating him to death that it ain't panning out.
Sometimes you need one.
Just like you guys, you just got your one.
sometimes you just need one.
Let's fucking go, boys.
Come on.
You're fired up.
You're fired up.
Well, that does it for some Eagles talk.
Let's get to the rest of the league, shall we?
Keep it in the division.
How about those giants in the James Winston show?
James Winston Show.
Come on.
Let's play that clip.
Oh, baby.
Just started off with the pregame speech.
Hit it.
Hit it, Brandon.
We all saw, but we inside.
Come on.
We all saw it, but we inside.
Come on.
I want everybody to go outside of their boundaries
and do whatever type of.
to pull the wind.
We gotta be desperate for greatness.
Desperate for greatness.
How bad do we want it?
Let's find out.
Here you go.
Let's get.
The thing is, one, two, three.
One, two, three.
The thing is he's...
What does it mean?
What is outside, but we...
It's explained to me.
It's like out of the house, but we're in the dome.
You know what I mean?
Like, we're outside, but we're really inside.
I got you.
I got you.
It's electric.
And the thing is, it doesn't matter what he says.
It's either you're eating dubs or your...
It's just the conviction.
And it's just...
He sends it, man.
He sends it and he gets everybody to fucking rally behind him.
And then he fucking goes out and makes one of the craziest plays that I've ever seen.
By far, one of the most electric, it was like cinema.
It was like from the beginning of the play to the end of the play to the fucking zoom in of the camera in the end zone.
Reverse.
Fuck it.
First of all, great play by the receiver to double back and get the ball to him.
breaking a tackle
I mean, dude
The finger roll at the end
And the zoom in of the camp
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Shooting dice
Look at everybody doing it
Like this looks like it's like a Broadway play
Go bad
Like this looks like a scene out of basketball
Cinematic
Like everybody's in on it
Like hey
Like tug
Like look at the linemen
Like what the fuck
These guys practice this
Everybody's hitting the body
roll baby listen man there's just some guys you just love playing for man i know i do for me for me
vince young was one of a man dog i didn't give a fuck what happened i love playing with vince he was so he
was the best fucking great play jeremy shocky who was that shot you shout out to freaking mike kaffka
the fighting kaffka's baby for the great play design oh yeah um tongue what it's just way to come back to
the ball this guy's that barns i feel that that's that's that's that's that barns i feel that's that's
Barnes has got to be fucking pissed off at himself after that one hundred percent.
Electric, man.
Shout out to James.
They almost pulled it off, dude.
If you would have told me before the game,
the Giants might beat the fucking Detroit Lions,
I'd be like, you're fucking out of your mind.
I love James Winston.
God damn, that's fucking.
I'm so kind of upset that Jackson Darts going to start this week
that we don't get to see another version of this.
Like, I hate saying that because I'm also,
I like watching Jackson DART play two.
That's what I'm saying.
It's almost like one A, one B,
but it's still
I don't care
what quarterback
is playing in the NFL
I want to see James Winston
I want to see the
I don't know what you're going to say
I want the James Winston
experience every week
Jason would you have to see
Tom Brady or James
I want to see James
I don't know if I didn't care
that's the greatest player
that ever played the game
I don't care about that one bit
I want to be entertained
that's fucking electric man
the best bro
God that was awesome
shout out to James man
talk your shit
shit should doer let's fucking go my dog goes in gets his first start gets his first dub let's
fucking go man i mean it was against the raiders the 45th starting qb for the brown since
1994 and got the win over the raiders first brown's qb to win in his first official start
yes this cleveland's been waiting for this i cannot wait to watch this week that is for
damn sure. I mean, Raiders not
playing the best right now. Just fired
a former coach of mine
and a guy that I love Chip Kelly.
They've been struggling. Offensively,
they can't get a lot going. But, you know,
Al-Shadour made some pretty good plays. He had the huge
rolling out throw.
Big time plays, yeah.
Ryan Clark said this,
which I thought was really good.
So I'm going to steal it.
Ryan Clark said, in one game,
Shador showed them more than they had seen, really,
in any of the games with Gabriel.
Right?
100%
You at least,
and that's not a shot
of Gabriel,
it's just the reality of it.
Like they had at least a big play.
It wasn't like he was out of this world.
Like he was like,
what was he?
Like 11 for 20 or something like that?
And like didn't have amazing stats,
but he made a couple big plays.
And for a first start,
won him the game and had some pretty good success.
So now we get to see it again.
The Shador Sanders experience
against the San Francisco 49ers.
And the thing that's unique,
I think about Shador is like,
he don't have to be a game record
probably.
Like Cleveland's defense is really good.
Miles Garrett.
Literally going for the sack record this year.
Miles Garrett is kind of like,
we got to wonder, is he a monster or is he a tune?
I don't know.
I think he might be monster.
Like this dude's from another planet.
I don't know what the hell.
Somebody came in and frigging injected some level of like,
Reggie White plus.
freaking LT.
It's like, what the fuck is this thing, man?
He's fucking way too good.
No, he's a fucking beast, man.
And he's got that defense playing fucking unbelievable.
Anytime you can fucking have a game record like that, man.
We had Jim Schwartz, who's a former coach of mine, obviously, in Philly, come into camp.
And I was there for one of the training camp days.
And he told me in training camp, he was like, dude, Miles has like a different look to him this year.
He was kind of feeling like, this guy.
contract stuff
he had all this noise going on
and everything
and I don't know
there was it was enough
for a guy like Schwartsey
who is not quick to say that stuff
like he wouldn't say that unless he meant it
he felt like this dude was on a mission this year
and right now man
he's having a heck of a season
yeah he was pretty hype when he saw
Shadr out there fucking make it big time plays
Dion Sanders in the building
to watch his son for the first time
man this was just an epic day for
Cleveland fans all over the place
I know a bunch of my friends and family up in Cleveland
who were fucking excited that they got to see a win
and got to see Shudor go out there and ball.
And he earned himself another start.
That's right.
He earned himself another start against the Niners this week.
And yeah, we'll see.
We'll see how he does, man.
I guarantee you everybody's going to be tuned in, baby.
Oh, no.
Let's go.
TJ Watt passes JJ's Career Sacks number.
That's right.
Pass J.J. Watt and Career Sacks
115 now
T.J. Watt has, which is fucking
insane because he's still got a lot
of football left to play.
He does.
JJ was on the call
and had this reaction.
And that is sack number
115 from T.J.
Watt. Well, that's it.
I'm going to put the pads back on because this is
preposterous. I'm going to put the pads back on.
This is preposterous.
Knowing JJ, I'm betting that that was
a very sarcastic tone.
Oh, 100%.
You know, JJ, I'll
I think up into a certain point, I still think JJ probably had the sacks up to a certain
point of his career.
Jay J.
Jays'K.'s kind of slowed down once he started getting hurt.
I don't know if that's fun to say or fair, but before his back and some of the groin
stuff he had going on, nobody could block that motherfucker.
Are you kidding me?
And like a way that he just ruined games.
It was fucking, he was talking about Miles Garrett, dude.
He had got to see in fucking nightmares.
What?
Yeah.
He was, that dude could fucking.
hit a goddamn backdoor gap
like nobody
on the face of this earth.
Then he would jet it.
Then he'd go right through you.
It was like, man, this guy's got a three-way going.
I don't know what to do.
We played the Texans one year
and Lane Johnson after the game said,
I feel like there was just a big,
great white sharks around swimming out there
and he's wearing a number 99 jersey.
Especially when he had that fucking the brace, man.
That fucking elbow brace, dude.
It's just like a cheat coat on a guy that already
looks like Mr. Incredible.
It's fucking ridiculous.
If you could take over a record from your
brother, what would you want it to be?
What records does Jason have?
I don't have a single record.
I got some buns records.
I think I probably still have more games than you
because you missed your whole first year.
But I missed a whole second year.
I don't know.
I'd be interested to see who has more games.
I was just talking about what records you already had.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's about the only record I own.
Most consecutive games.
So, I mean, most consecutive starts.
Nice.
Is it games?
Who knows?
Yeah, well, that was a fun question.
Anything else we want to hit from week 12?
Well, time on.
What about, I would take my brother's record.
I would take Travis's.
Which one would you want?
What's the best Travis Kelsey record?
This is where we got to have like a list.
I feel like the playoffs are the only ones that I actually care about.
Ooh, playoffs, most receiving yards?
You passed Jerry Rice last year on that, right?
Or you still got to get a mission?
No, I did not.
I think I passed them in receptions, not receiving.
I think I'm still like fucking 600 yards back on the whole receiving yards.
Jerry played for a long time.
He did.
And he played a lot of playoff games.
And he won a lot of playoff games.
Yes.
What's the Travis Kelsey record that I want to have the most?
I don't really care about records.
There you go.
Then that's Jason Kelsey for you.
I was waiting for it.
I wish I could jump higher like Travis.
I wish I could dunk a basketball.
Yeah.
You're hilarious.
Anything else we want to hit from this week?
We got a dick punch.
Guys do strange things every single day in that field.
I saw George Pickens got tackled by his dick.
It's a very strange sport.
I feel like punching somebody in the dick isn't strange at all.
No, no, Pickens got tackled by it.
Pickens got.
Oh, got it.
Piddy Brown got in there and yanked it down.
Yanked it down.
I wish I could get tackled by my dick.
There ain't no way that's happening.
Ooh, they go for the dick tackle and they whiff.
It's funny, dude.
Getting, getting tackled by your dick is different than getting punched in the
Yeah.
Getting punched in the dick will get you fine for a game.
Getting tackled by your dick will just not even draw a flag.
It's a tug, not a push.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Roger Goodell is very specific in the rulebook about this.
Rams are rolling.
Rams are rolling.
Rams are probably the most complete football team consistently in the NFL right now.
I think week in, week out, Matthew Stafford is still fucking bowling.
He's taking whatever.
Tom Brady and all these other Hollywood folks are taking, I think.
you go out west you get a little bit of that he's got something out there i don't know what it is
there's some type of lotion that's keeping him young
oh man
his fucking arm is still slinging like it's a fucking 18 year old
oh he is fucking slinging it man burrow's coming back that's hot topic how about it man
bangles getting burrow back honestly that's that's a quick turnaround for an injury like that man
i know i mean they probably won't make the playoffs but it'll probably
fuck somebody else's playoff dreams up, which is reason enough, I suppose.
Hell yeah.
And he's a fucking competitor.
You know it, man.
For sure.
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Well, let's wrap up football with some stamps of the week.
Stamp of the week is brought to you by Xfinity.
Nominees.
All right.
Who do we got?
Cowboys special teamer,
Elijah Clark,
which, by the way,
everybody keeps shouting this guy out.
I want to shout out fucking Sidney Brown who beat him the fuck out of this guy.
Like,
Sidney Brown for the Eagles.
He didn't get him.
The guy literally made the play.
Travis.
Bro, this dude makes the play.
I know he made the play.
Yeah, rewind it.
Rewind it.
Bro, you cannot block somebody better on a fucking putt than this.
What are you talking about?
You can, actually.
You can stop him from making the play.
Travis, this is ridiculous.
Declated him, God damn it.
It doesn't matter.
Listen, I'll give all the credit to him in the world,
but I'm also giving Sidney Brown some credit for this.
This is fucking impressive as shit.
Oh, no, man.
I think it's kind of, he didn't finish the play.
He let him get up.
For Clark, that play went from like the, oh, man,
I'm going to have to watch this on Monday in front of the entire team.
team to now this is how resilient, how much more resilient I am than the guy blocking me.
That's ridiculous.
That's an absurd statement.
I think that's an absurd statement to say that it is more resilient than Sidney Brown is on display.
That is a ridiculous statement.
Sidney Brown washes him down.
Sidney Brown literally stopped running.
He doesn't even get back into the, he literally doesn't get back into the camera.
He picked up somebody else.
He's not going to go catch that guy.
I don't know.
All I know is just because somebody else holds him up.
Gunner and your one-on-one, that's your guy.
Oh, you were, you did punt return?
I mean, I've been in special teams meetings.
So have I.
And I think every special team, let's have special teams coaches weigh in.
Is that a good block on Gunner?
I would love to hear that one.
Initially, yeah.
Everybody knows this.
There's three phases to play.
There's the start, there's the do your job, and then there's the finish.
I've got to see the finish.
If I'm the special team's coach, I'm screaming at every other person on the punt return team
for not doing their job so that the runner didn't fucking hit it a thousand miles an hour
while Clark was on his ass on the ground.
What are you talking about?
Just because it gets held up by other people
after you just decrees a guy.
If everybody on this pump return was doing that,
they'd be scoring a fucking shit ton of a fucking touchdowns.
What are you talking about?
So just because you got him on the ground,
the play's over?
The play's not over.
No, the play's not over.
Oh.
All right.
Still a good block.
Yeah, it's a solid start to the play.
All right.
It's the dumbest thing on the planet.
I'm not talking to you anymore.
All right.
Tershan Ward.
hilarious effort to get off the field to avoid a penalty.
Let's see it, Turk.
Turk, man, this guy's crazy.
I mean, he's just a miss one guy, Turk.
I do love the effort.
Troy Eggman had a great commentary on that.
He said that in baseball, when you run, they tell you not to slide.
It slows you down.
Yeah, kind of run through the bag.
Run through the bag.
That's how you run faster.
Yeah.
Probably taking this too serious.
I don't know why.
If it was a close play, I was always diving.
I just felt like my hand could get there.
if I launched myself.
But this has nothing to do that.
You're right.
He should have just ran through.
Not, man, I just love it.
I just love the, I mean, it's funny a shit.
Devante Adams set the record for most career one-yard touchdown catches with 15.
Man.
Pretty cool.
Oh, past Travis Kelsey for the fourth most receptions through a player's first.
These are some LeBron stats.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
But stats, records and stats nonetheless.
Arch Manning became the first SEC quarterback with a passing touch.
touchdown, rushing touchdown and receiving touchdown in the same game,
Sendsac Prescott in 2014.
Also, is there a bar in Philly where Brandon can watch the Texas, Texas?
I mean, yeah, there's a ton of bars.
I need like a Texas friendly bar.
I need Texas friendly bar.
Speaking of Xfinity, you can go to Expedity Live.
All right.
Thank you.
Good plug.
It is close to the stadium.
Very close.
Right there.
I'm hereby.
I do not know any longhorn bars in Philly.
I'm assuming there are them.
We're putting the word out on this show.
We're putting the word out.
So we will get some replies on Twitter.
This was all bait.
Thank you, boys.
There you go, Bub.
Chiefs fan, Sierra Jesso, who was so stressed during the Colts game.
She went into labor.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, there you go.
You're welcome.
Go, Chiefs.
Get that baby up out of you.
I know you're uncomfortable.
All right.
That does it for Stamp of the Week.
We didn't give out any stamp.
I'm giving my stamp of the week to Cindy Brown for fucking Clark up.
because he made a play.
I don't give a shit.
That's a great block.
Trevor's who you got.
Perfect block,
Cindy.
Great block, though.
Just not great effort.
Yeah, not great effort.
You fucked the dude up and washed them all the way down.
And then let them...
This is the dumbest thing on the planet.
It's such a fucking bad take.
It's so stupid.
I'm right there with you, man.
I don't know how you think that's a good block.
Special teams is all about effort, man.
He lost the effort battle.
Travis, stand for the week.
I don't...
These guys...
James Winston.
Yeah, I'll give it to James.
Do James.
Give it to James.
I'm going to James.
He gave us one of the most beautiful cinematic football plays from start to finish on the
reverse pass into the camera zooming in.
It was beautiful.
James, thank you.
You get my stamp of the week, brother.
And that does it for Stamp of the Week.
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week 13. Guys, come on in here. What do we got? Hey, buddy. All right. Happy Thanksgiving.
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I'm so excited about this. I'm so excited about this. We got a Thanksgiving week. So we got to see
who's going feast mode and turkey trotting their way into the end zone. We got three touchdown picks.
I knew you were going to react that exactly. And I
I couldn't wait for it.
We got three touchdown picks for Thanksgiving.
I'm very excited.
We can tell.
We're going to stay away from the Chiefs game.
We know what we're rooting for in that game.
Conflict of interest.
Conflict of interest.
Yes.
But Packers at Lions, I think we're going to start very easy with this one.
Jamir Gibbs anytime touchdown.
About a couple weeks ago on the pod, you guys were like, he moves faster than everyone
else.
And I can't get that out of my head.
And every time I watch him, he's just burning someone on the field.
So my first pick of the week, Jameer Gibbs anytime touchdown on Thanksgiving.
Yeah, I like that.
There was a great shot this week of Pena Sewell celebrating the touchdown about 60 yards before he hit the end zone.
So yeah, I love Jemir Gibbs.
I will say the Packers, the last time the Packers and Lions played, Packers held their offense and check quite a bit.
Different teams.
That was week one.
Week one, the Lions have evolved.
Yeah, I have a mustache now.
We're all different people.
I'm going to look at Bengals at Ravens, the return of Joey B.
I'm going to go with a Jamar Chase anytime touchdown.
I feel like Joe Burrow is back.
No, this is one I can get on board with.
He's going to go straight to his boy.
He's like, I know you've missed me.
He had a week off for a spitting incident.
So he's rested.
He's got fresh legs.
Fresh legs.
Fresh legs.
I'm going to go Jamar Chase anytime touchdown.
Jake, what's our third one?
All right.
Last game, Bears at Eagles.
Brandon and I will be in the link.
We'll be there.
We're very excited about this.
We got to back our boy.
Jalen hurts anytime touchdown.
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He's going to get shoved into the end zone,
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I cannot wait to be at the link for this game.
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Let's keep this thing moving and get into a little Thanksgiving since it's literally tomorrow.
How about it? Jason, are you ready to host the crew?
We got a lot of Whitworths coming in.
We got.
Oh, yeah.
Kylie's family.
We have four kids.
So I'm going to have to be wrestling these kids.
I don't know.
There we go.
That's what I'm talking about.
All fours.
Get on all fours is just start ranceling.
It's going to be a long day.
Start wearing them down.
Marcus Spears and I agreed to do a fast.
I'm about.
What?
Just.
You agreed to do it during the holiday?
This is what happens when you retire.
You fucking do stupid shit like this.
And I'm agreed to do it.
And then we're going to, it's over tomorrow morning.
I'm not going to do it for things.
Thanksgiving. I'm going to eat my face off on Thanksgiving.
I just feel bad about myself because I was at Disney World and ate a bunch of
freaking egg rolls and a bunch of like other things that probably aren't the best with Dolewip and all these.
Then I went to Wisconsin and shoved the prime rib and an ice cream drink down my face and wings and the weight's been going up.
So yeah, we're going on a fast. I'm about 36 hours in. Just the smell of food.
What do you? What are you? All right. So what is the fast? You're just not eating.
Do you know what?
what a fast is?
No.
I don't.
I've never entertained myself to know what fasting is.
So you're literally not eating?
That's what a fast is, yes.
And this is supposed to be healthier than eating food?
I think if you don't eat food for long enough, it becomes unhealthy.
But apparently if you do it for the right amount, it's healthy.
I don't know.
Brandon, Dr.
Dr. Brandon, can you tell us what about it?
A lot of social media.
And podcast experts.
How long you've been doing this fast?
P.H.
How long?
I started at 11 o'clock yesterday.
So you're just doing like a morning.
36 hour,
48 hour fast?
48 hour.
Yeah.
I don't think you get into it.
48 hours.
Yeah, that's okay.
That's like a reset.
Yeah, that's fine.
You just said you were 36 hours in.
I thought I said, whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's just you're unplugging it and plugging it back in.
You're doing exactly what we've said for four years.
That's a great reference.
I'm unpluging it and plug it.
And plugging it back in.
I'm not plugging back in, though.
I'm shitting it back in.
Oh, thanks.
It's like,
wheeh-h-h-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
I like have to try and,
I've just been having so much caffeine and other things
to try and distract me.
I love you guys are fasting right before Thanksgiving.
When you'll have a fucking awesome Thanksgiving,
you'll be fucking starving.
I might need a whole turkey by myself by that point.
Aren't you already the only one that eats the turkey?
When you fry it, everybody eats it.
Oh, all right, all right.
Yeah.
Nice.
Kylie puts the cranberry sauce on.
I mean, her mom and her make a turkey too.
I'm just a huge inconvenience on Thanksgiving because Kylie and her mom are making everything.
You literally go to next door.
I go next door and fry a turkey with Ed.
So for an hour of the day, I'm just completely useless and making an extra turkey that we don't need.
Have you gotten the turduckin yet?
We did.
Treduccan is in.
Oh, yeah.
No idea how to cook it.
Can't fry it?
Nope, can't fry it.
Because of the stuffing?
Because it's stuffed with a duck.
I would assume it's kind of too big to put in the friar.
Well, the bird's the same size.
I just think because there's multiple things stuffed inside of each other.
Everything's better fried.
You can technically deep fry it to duckin.
Hey.
Oh, okay.
Difficult to cook evenly.
It'll be fun to have the Whitworths in there and have some fun over there on Thanksgiving, watching some football.
It will be.
I'll be playing football and then on a plane back to Kansas City.
So I'll probably miss a Thanksgiving meal unless we win and I get some turkey on the field.
I ran it.
Hey, yo.
The New Heights team made an official New Heights Thanksgiving seating chart and quite the edit here.
Which table are you going with?
What table are you sitting at, Jay?
man I'm probably going with three nice all right well I like my table my table's great
I mean you can't go wrong these are all guests of the show yeah yeah this is awesome
are you kidding me diana will feral fuck yes I can be jane the shack you dogs I'm with it
like to hear you 92 percenters say who's got the best table and last holiday thing bringing
back the new heights holiday film club in December that's right
gets here,
the best movie critic in the land.
That is Jason Kelsey.
Last year we did Love Actually,
which I don't think Jason is on board with it being a Christmas movie,
but we also did Christmas vacation with Kylie,
which is always a fun one to watch.
What movies do we want the 92%ers to vote on this year?
We did Christmas vacation?
I don't even remember doing that.
Yeah.
Shitter's full.
Shitter's full.
Man, should we do?
I like home alones in there, man.
I'll always watch Home Alone.
This is just for the 92%ers to
vote on, though.
Home Alone, Wonderful Life.
What's the holiday?
What's the holiday?
Grinch is great.
Oh, Jack Black?
Big Jack Black fan.
Four Christmases.
I think we should just do four Christmases.
I mean, four Christmas is fantastic.
Ernest saves Christmas?
God, that's an old one, but I don't know if I want to watch.
I'm all in on Ernest.
Ernest still gets me going.
Does he really?
Oh, fuck.
and I love Ernest.
I love the Halloween one the most, though.
The Halloween one's the only one.
That shit used to give me fucking nightmares.
I got terrified.
Are you kidding me?
Have you shown the girls that one yet?
I don't think we have now.
Do you want to pick four or you want to just pick one?
I say four Christmases if we're going one.
Four Christmases.
Ernest saves Christmas.
What other than we say?
Home alone.
The Grinch is my favorite.
It's the best.
It's the best Holly.
It's a true Christmas story, unlike Love Actually.
It actually has to do with like the spirit of Christmas and why it's important.
All right.
We'll throw the Grinch in there.
Hey, oh, Home Alone, The Grinch for Christmas and Ernest saves Christmas,
which is a classic from our childhood and the, uh, the Ernest movie series.
Let us know which one you want us to review on the New Heights Holiday Film Club in December,
baby.
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