New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Flag Football, Poop Dolla Legacy & Worst Jobs w/ Adam Devine, Blake Anderson & Anders Holm | Ep 184

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

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When I graduated high school, the last day I'm walking out of school, she goes, Adam Devine! And I turn around and it's just her. And she goes, I hate you. And I go, I hate you too. And I left. It sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah.

You got to find her. You had a nemesis. I feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired, you deserve an A in that class. Did you get? That's what I thought. That's not what happened. No, no, no. Welcome back.

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We're going to have a bunch of fun clips throughout the week and you don't want to miss them. Jason, won't you tell the people what we got coming up today? 90% is we got another amazing episode in store for you guys. We'll check in on our March Madness brackets. We've got some fan mentions to get to as well as Blake Anderson, Anders Holm and Adam Deviner here.

That's right. We've got the workaholics. Speaking of work, let's get into some work in that new news. New news. Starting off with some of that new news. New news. All right. New news is brought to you by Intuit TurboTax. And let's get into it by getting out of the house. Right now with our TGL video, which dropped on Monday. All right. When's your rematch, Trav? How are we feeling?

Dude, whenever you want to go back down there, I would love to fucking absolutely scrape you on that simulator. That was hilarious. I knew this was coming. I knew this was coming. No, it's all good. It's all good. Just so everyone realizes what happens here. Jason as, let's get the excuses going. Real quick, hey, do you want to just hit a few balls on the simulator afterwards? I said, yeah, sure, I'm not trying to do like any, like, recording or anything like that, but I'll go out and I'll hit a few balls. Yeah, why wouldn't I want to hit a few on the simulator?

We go down there and I get miced up by three different people. And we get a full on camera crew and everything, which it was still a fuck a blast. Listen, I'm not saying that I didn't have a lot of fun shanking the golf ball on that big-ass screen. It was pretty cool that TGL let us go on there, go down there and have some fun. After an epic match, it was still pretty cool to be a part of it. The green and how it moves, even that big old screen, man. It's technology is through the roof and it was just cool to be down there having some fun with my brother, man. It's insane.

It's insane. And yeah, of course, listen, I'm not, I can't beat you straight up in golf. so I got to use some tricks. I mean, this is a reality. If I've never beat you and golf in my life. So yeah, hey, you want to go hit some balls? No, no, keep drinking. No, it's nothing.

We're just going to go. Nothing's going to be on the line. Just go. How many? You're having another. There you go. Oh, what's this? We're playing four holes for to compete to see who wins this tournament.

Oh, I didn't even know that was happening. After Tom Cam just hit a hole in one to fucking take the lead. I was over there. That was insane. Chugging beers and the place was electric. I was loving my time over there. TGL. Like you said, man, the facility down there is spectacular. Can't wait. We got to do something else there. I just know that. We got to get back down.

We got to do something with somebody else, some other celebrities, brothers, podcasters, golfers, whoever, whatever I got to do to get back down there and to keep using that thing and having fun and maybe raise some money for something would be awesome. I would love to, man. And honestly, I just want to get another hack at it to have, you know, I don't know where I was going with this. Go ahead. You just want to beat me. I get it.

But it's not going to happen because I'm going to keep getting better, Trave. I am fully committed to this golf game. Dude, maybe the sim. Maybe the sim is your way. Maybe this is a sign that you just need to never play on another golf course again. You should just play on the simulator. I do, I got to say I do crush simulators.

I don't know what it is. I don't know if my ball tricks them. But for some reason, I can hit off of a simulator. Like that was different because it was grass. Maybe you just get intimidated by like seeing a course. You know what I mean? Maybe it's just like you're mentally, you're like,

your feeling over the ball is just at more ease because you don't see the intimidation of the course. You just kind of see the big old screen. I just got to hit screen. It might be. It might be. I don't know what it is, but like we have a little like simulator nearby here called in town or whatever whenever I go there.

And that one's different because they don't have the grass. Like you're always sitting off of the mat. So like I'll pound a drive out there and I'll be freaking 50 yards in the rough. And it's like, oh, this is only 80% of your power. And I'm like, okay, I can do that math super easy. I don't have to worry about hitting the ball, though. Like I'm still getting a pristine lie on this mat. So I crush that simulator.

But in real life, it doesn't quite work out that way. So either way, though, dude, I'm going to get after it this year. I'm telling you it's happening traffic. Yeah, not bad. I can't wait to see you dipped in blue paint. We've got another off-topic, off-season Heights hotline dropping this Friday. You're going to want to do that. I don't know what it is on.

Have we already recorded this? No, we're about to after this. Yeah, we're going to do that after this. Well, yeah, we'll see what we talk about there. We were tagged in this maybe a hundred times, so we wanted to shout out the Casey Swifties and all girls flag football team that has formed in Kansas City. Thanks to Taylor getting more girls into football. Hell yeah.

That's awesome, man. Well, that's an adorable picture right there. Look at this. Oh, they're looking like they're having a blast. Oh, is this kidding? Oh, I thought they were about the little giants hit when they weren't going to be able to make it through the sign. Look how big the flags are. Nice.

How old are these girls? They look like eight to ten somewhere in there. Yeah, I was going to say somewhere in that range. I mean, what kind of ball are they playing with? I'm just curious because, you know, you go to like pee-wee. What do you mean? I don't know. You go to like pee-wee.

They can't even throw that thing. You're just running the ball. You're crazy. You're crazy. Really? Yeah. You can throw the ball in pee-wee? I feel like it's just whoever has a better running game.

You never watch Pee-Wee football? Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I've never watched and don't plan on watching. I'm not a, I think Pee-Wy football is not very important to be honest with you. Very low in the totem pole of, I know a lot of people are into it. I'm not into it at all. This is dope, though. I think flag football builds better athleticism to Pee-wee-W football.

Pee-wee football is just like a bunch of munchie football. using bad technique and running into each other. This is dope. This is like people actually bobbing and weaving. This is sick. Hell yeah, man. Shout out to the KC. Swifties, man. Good luck this year.

And I hope you guys win the championship. It's officially official, Jason. I am... What's that? I have been named the official brand ambassador for six flags in 2026 season. I'm super confident about this. I can't wait to get to a six flags near you

or get to Cedar Point here soon. Can we do a show at a six flags? We have to. 100%. We got to do. something, man. We got to get this thing cooking, dude. The Cedar Point count, even though it's not a six flags? 100%. I mean, it's a six flags. Yeah.

Cedar Fair and six flags are in the same business, same world. Yeah. Let's do a live show from Cedar Point. I would fucking love to do that. Is it possible to do like a segment while we're riding Millennium Force? It's only one way to find out, Jason. This could get it. Real fun. A real fun. Dude, I'm kind of like nervous to get on the Millennium Force again, dude. It's been so down damn long.

I got nervous getting on that forklift down there at TGL and going 50 feet. What's Millennium Force? It's like 200 or some shit. What's Millennium Force is high? I can't hear. I don't even remember. It definitely held the record at one point. When we were kids, it did for sure.

Top Thrill, too, holds it. Well, that's, yeah, it's kind of a joke. They just keep making the same coaster and it keeps like one up in it by like a foot. But really top thrill was the one that did it. That's what I liked about suited point. They kept pushing the, like, envelope. It was Magnum, held the record, then they broke their own record in Millennium Force,

then they broke their own record again with Draxter. And the Draxter, too. It's called King de Kha, isn't it? You're talking about the one in Jersey? Is it called Draxter 2? I thought it was King de Kha that held it. I think there was Drexter 2 and then King de Kdaq.

I don't know. Can somebody help us out here? It's the exact same ride. It's just like a different name. Neither one of us know. What are you asking? Brandon, are you listening to any? There's stuff on outside.

What do you need? What do you need? You're inside. Do you not have air conditioning? I don't run it during the day. You think I'm made of money? Brandon. Actually, don't run it on day.

I like the little sweaty. What is our debate here? What's the tallest roller coaster in the world? In the world. Falcon's flight at six flags in Saudi Arabia. You guys want to go? I mean, kind of. Not right now.

Not right now. Maybe when things clear up a little bit overseas. So is Millennium Force in 2000, 2003, top three of Dragster, 2005, King to King of. Ka. But the thing, the thing that I think is shitty is the King of the Ka is the same ride. They just literally made it one, it's like one foot taller. It's stupid.

It's like, you just copied it. So you're like, they didn't really break the Cedar Park. I think it was, yeah, I think it was just like, where there's a different park and they wanted a similar dope ride. And I think that was one of them. And so they just made it a little bit taller. Yeah. And I just hate because I, because you wanted Cedar Point to always own it.

I don't feel you. They were the ones that had the ride first, and then they were like, oh, we'll just take your ride and make it a foot tall. Like, have some creativity. At least come up with a different ride. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Taller and faster. I know, you're an ambassador.

I'm sorry. Get it. All right. Either way, we're going to do a live show. We got to, man. Let us. I don't know if that's how that works. I would assume they'd let us.

We'll do some dipping dots reviews, maybe, some freaking. Ooh, I'd love to see what else we got up there at the park. There's a lot of fun things you can do at the reason part. All right. We also missed this when it originally aired, but Travis was an answer. on family feud. Oh my gosh. I made family feud.

Before we read further down and they tell us what the category was, what do all these things have in common? Snoop Dog, Willie Nelson, Barack Obama, Tommy Chong, Howard Stern, and Travis Kelsey. What the fuck? What would lead to a category having these six names? And Snoop Dogg being the number one category. So Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson, it's got to be something with like weed, right? Famous for smoking weed.

But then like... I don't know. I don't think I'm that famous for smoking weed. Are you that famous for it? I don't think, no. There's no like... You're like low-level famous for like people that really are in the know, but I don't think it's like that much of a thing.

But you got Snoop Dogg William Nelson. Obama definitely has that. It's got to be that, right? It's got to be that. Is Howard Stern known as that? Cheech and Chong. Tommy Chong. I mean, for sure, Tommy Chong.

Yeah, there's no question. All right. And the reveal is... Name a living celebrity you love to share a joint with. All right. That all tracks. That's actually hilarious. That all tracks.

Well, very cool. I think that's a great list. Tradd, you should really be higher. I'm kind of upset now that it's that. That you're only at three. Who would you have said? It's not really my thing. But if I was going, I've done it.

Not, yeah. No, we don't have to say to that. To my drug history. If I was going to smoke a joint, who would I smoke a joint? smoke a joint with who would I want to? I mean, I think Willie Nelson, it's hard to top Willie Nelson. And I don't know how many more, you know, I don't want to say that.

I'll go Willie. Willie and Trigger combined. What about you? Oh, man. I feel like I don't know why I would like, I would want to smoke a joint with somebody who doesn't smoke a joint because then it's like an experience, like an out-of-body experience for somebody. and I could see how they react to.

Okay. Do you have anybody in mind that you know that hasn't smoked? No. I didn't really think about who it would be, though. Andy Reed? Hilarious. Yeah. I want to smoke who joint with Andy Reed.

I mean, it'll never happen, but. No, I won't. That would be, that might be my new answer. That's a great answer. That would be fucking hilarious. You would imagine. Better pre-order them cheeseburgers. You know.

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The inventors of poop dollar are in the building. In the building. Mr. Blake Anderson, Adam Devine, and Anders home. Wow. That got me juice. I'm ready to run through a wall. Well, stay seated. We're here at the Super Bowl.

You guys came to the New Heights Super Bowl party. Yes, absolutely. How'd we do? One of a thousand beers. It was a lot of beers. We haven't stopped. I feel like still drinking beers. You got to keep it going, right?

Yeah, that way I stopped shaking. That's right. Yeah. Is that not normal? It's one of the most psychic. Wait, is that not normal for you? Okay. It's okay.

No, that was a really fun part of we got to play some Papa shot. Yeah. Me and Ders did the punching machine. I actually punched harder than him. He out punched me. How much does that hurt? How much does it hurt? Yeah, your ego.

Yeah, your soul. We also did a testosterone test last year. And maybe let's take a guess who had the lowest T of the truth. Maybe you guys guess. It's okay. Okay. I'm gonna guess Adam. Really?

Okay. No. I'm out of here. No. Jason, what I mean, this is... Inappropriate. What I bring it... I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. What I bring it up if I had the lowest... That's true. You think I would be spot... Yeah, you should have deduced that. Come on, man. Context clues. Context clues.

I don't trip on it because Blake's a natural hard body. Thank you. He's got a core under there, under that. Dude, I'm a Buckwheat. It's a Buffy. It's a Buckdadiard. I don't think so. I don't think so.

Everybody knows this is like a pro wrestler and not a gay porn star. No, I didn't know that, dude. In this morning when I saw that. I thought this wasn't as deep of a cut as it is. Buck Bagwell, we're not aware. NW. I don't remember him looking like that, though. It kind of looks like Bad Buddy.

Yeah, he almost looks identical to Bad Bad Bad Bad. That dude has the weirdest halftime shirt. Bad Dad. at you right there. Yeah, well. Looks like a guy that looked like Buffbad well. Just started making T-shirts and selling them. Yeah, they sold that outside of the stadium, right?

As you're trying to park. Absolutely. It's a bootleg. You got two for 15? Yeah, absolutely. So nice, you guys have been partying at the Super Bowl. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

That's what our eyes are showing everyone. Yeah, dude. This is like three days of fury. Have you guys made the, made like the Super Bowl run before? Like, we did last year. Yeah. Last year, we got out, we got after it a little bit. And...

10 years ago, New York. Oh, yeah. Our first one ever was in New York. We were part of this Bud Light party on, which is like, I mean, garage beer. Yeah. We're more fans of garage beer. Yes, unless Bud Light wants to pay us to do anything. And that's true.

We're back. We're back. So Bud Light got a cruise ship parked outside Manhattan and kind of turned it into a hotel. And they were like, we need entertainment. They hired us to do like comedy. Probably a thousand person theater. Twelve people showed up. one of them. Because we're in New York City.

Everyone got off the boat and went into the city. Yeah. Yeah. And one of those people was St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Famer Ozzy Smith. Shut up. What? And he got up and left 11 minutes into our show. Yeah. And there's

only 12 people there, so you just see Ozzy Smith go. He like did a backflip out of the arena. Backfliped out the whole way. Okay, you didn't have to do that. They're like, well, that's actually more entertaining than the guys on stage. Oh my God. So then we just talked about us offending Ozzie Smith for the rest of the show and the rest of the

crowd's like, which they'd move on. Yeah. We're actually sitting here. It was brutal. Yeah. That was our first Super Bowl. That was it. What is the key to throwing a good Super Bowl party then? Well, you guys nailed it. You're free games. Doing something besides just pounding drinks. Because we're going to do that anyways. Who are we kidding?

But then doing something else. Like the free, I was playing some ski ball. And I just so happened to pick the one. that was malfunctioning. So like, it said I had like 890, which was like no one has ever gotten that score before. I was like, you take my photo. And it said I did it with like three balls, which is impossible to do.

Yeah, like honestly scoring that much at ski ball is like embarrassing. And you know what? I think there was another malfunction. There was another on the punching machine. I think they were all malfunctioning. Yeah, yeah. I think you're right.

I'm saying, doesn't that testosterone don't add up to punch weight, dude. You're talking about the roans? The roans. You got those roans. Right, right. Dude, I hit pretty hard, okay? He does.

Thank you. We're both in the 800s. I think that's pretty good. Eighthundreds is real good. Yeah. I think I was kissing 900, but... Yeah, that's what you like to do, huh? Yeah.

I kiss 900s for days. Light them up. Kiss 900. I was getting nervous. I'm going to break my hand trying to hit that thing. Oh, yeah. The machine. I'd be nervous if I was that machine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would be nervous if I was that machine too. I'm nervous that I'm going to punch it through the ceiling of the establishment and into outer space. Yeah, that's what you bear. Like, you want. Management comes over to you when you put your dollar into the punch machine. It's like, what are we doing here? Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You won. You want me to put the high score up there. What do you want? This from your mortals. Don't do it. Travis got real quiet. He's like, I can punch harder.

So I wonder who could punch hard. We didn't do the machine. Who could punch harder between me and you? Stop it. Listen, this guy, I've seen this guy fucking knock out people cold. Yeah, I believe it. Okay, easy. Last night.

Yeah, you were running from the police last night? That is against the law, Travis. Let's not throw allegations out. So he's got you for days? Jason used to laugh at me when I punched him in the face. Yeah. I wonder who punches harder. The guy that gets punched and starts crying or the guy that gets punched and starts laughing.

Right. Would you ever do that like, you know, what's like the ultimate? Slap competition. I would never. That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. We've ran out of sports and now they're like, maybe we just smack each other. Right. I played a sport full knowing that I was doing brain damage in the entire.

So maybe I shouldn't judge. But the slapping thing just seems ridiculous. What about the one v1? It's like rugby, like just sprinting at each other. I will buy a ticket tomorrow to go to that. If I was younger, I might do that one. Okay. The skin on skin sound.

Because in high school, like you just did it just to have fun. I like watching the spring break videos where it's like two people that don't know how to do it. Yeah. One person. What's the, is it, Omaha, what is it called? Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like watching people either fight or do that that don't know how to do it more than I actually like watching train professionals. Oh, yeah. My algorithm is scary. Problematic. Yeah, yeah. If anyone sees my algorithm, I'm like, is he okay? What's going on? And then I saw my dad's algorithm. It's just, I mean, algorithms are so funny. It was just another old man, Phelain.

a fish. Right. Instructional. It was just like, a bluegill. My dad's like, he's not doing it right. Right. Yeah. Your dad's in the comments. Like, I love that. I seem better. Your dad hate watches fishing. No. That ain't it. You call that a fish.

That ain't shit. Okay, you got to get under the gild. Then you turn the knife. My dad's macho man, Randy Savage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's alive. Blake has his shirt. I do. All right. What, um, how long have you guys been friends for? Work friends Or you're holding your dick When you're creeping

Go-Goo-Goo-Goo-Goo-you know Because it does go down to here That's where Dude you're being a good skier Ski jumper Yeah The rumors are true We're bringing this up again

We have to Did you guys hear the news That came out your first? Yes So what would you do for To become an Olympic champion? Anything What wouldn't he do?

What are we talking about Whatever it takes He's skipping He's going to the enhance What's the most intense cheating you've ever done? Oh, the most intense cheating. Have you ever gone too far cheating? Have you cheated? Are you guys cheaters?

No. I'm kind of a rule guy. He's a big rule guy. Like if you guys are playing Uno, do you pocket a card? Oh. I feel like that's grounds for being shot. Uno, dude. Don't play at that.

Grounds for being shot. I can't think of like a really good, I mean, in school, it was a lot of one. Was it good for number seven? You know, a lot of that. I've been cheated on like tests where like people, I used to wear glasses, right? So, like, I don't know what the optics were. But people, I've had on, like, maybe two or three occasions where someone has been like,

would you get on the test? And I was like, I got a D. And they were like, yeah, I was cheating off of you because I thought you were smart. And I was like, gotcha. I would look at multiple people while cheating to like cross-examined. Right, of course, yeah. I was thinking multiple samples. Yeah, that's amazing.

John Goldberg got mad at me because he went in thinking I was cheating off of him and I got a better test score. And he's like, how the hell did you get a better score than me? I was like, well, I was looking like four other people too, and I can tell you get the wrong answer. Since you guys were great at football from like a young age, were teachers like, let them, let them cheat. It's fine. Um, no. No. Not to my knowledge. Good, good. Right. There wasn't like a cool teacher that would like slip you the, slip you the test ahead of time or whatever. Um, no. The classes, Travis was in at heights. I think it was just assumed that everyone was cheating. Just everybody's looking at each other.

Travis was in nature studies. That was his science class. All cards on the table. Everyone knew the answers. You got an A in bird watching? And nuts and trees. Shout out to Mr. Thaxton. Yeah, shout out to Mr. Thaxton.

In college, let me ask you guys this. Because we would go to the, I was on swim team, but we're all there together. You're with all the athletes. Yeah. And math was tough for me. Okay. Same. And they would give us the like two years prior exams that were like cut and pasted together.

So you would see the exact same questions. You wouldn't know. You would study for 60 questions and then they would give you 20 and you'd already seen those questions before. So it wasn't cheating. You had studied the previous exams. Did you guys have that? This is what I call life skills. All right.

These are great life skills. I memorized the answers for questions that had been given previously. In my mind, that is arguably better than knowing what the fuck those questions were even asking in the first place. That's right. That's right. incorrect and that's an interesting take i was so bad at math that i would blame my math teacher and she was a monster um and what's up miss now god rest of soul uh she was she's gonna find you dude she's looking up at us now dude i went this is how bad i hated her i got a petition

signed by 800 students and other teachers that said she was unfit to teach this is how hated this woman was that other teachers are like all right now what did she do to elicit this type of hatred? She was a horrific person. And I went and spoke at the school board meeting. Oh, my gosh. Demoted to in-school detention teacher. ISD?

Yes. Oh, man. So then when I graduated school, that was like sophomore year or something. When I graduated high school, the last day I'm walking out of school, she goes, Adam Devine. And I turn around and it's just her. And she goes, I hate. you and I go I hate you too bitch and I left it sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry

yeah it was fun yeah you gotta find you had you had a nemesis yeah that's cool I don't even say that she was my villain I was hers I feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired and canceled within a community you deserve an a in that class that's what I thought that's not what happened no no no no turns out I'm just bad at mac right she was really just trying to help you yeah she was really just trying to help you She was. Adam, you need. No, she was.

She was bad. Adam, you gotta stay after class. I'm trying to help you, man. I just want to teach you. You're a monster. She cared. Oh, my God. You heard hate you.

She said I'll miss you. We have not read one of these fucking cars. How long do we have friends? 20 years. What's the key to long friendship? Buffalo wings. What do you want from us? No, that's our bad because he did ask a question how long have we been friends.

I know. Nobody answered. I'm very happy with where we transitioned to from ski jumpers to awful horrific math teachers. Blake and I met in day one of community college. Yeah. Okay. Orange Coast Community College. Whoa.

Go pirates. Go pirates. They actually put us in the Hall of Fame. And I didn't graduate. Nice. And as we were going to give the commencement speech. And as we were walking on stage, I'm like, yeah, it's funny as I didn't even graduate. And the dean was like, what?

Do not say that. I don't say that. Don't tell any way that. Do you have an honorary degree now? I think they... They tend to do that. Yeah. They tend to do that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a CC. It wasn't like a... What do they call it? This dude's an insider. A C.C. What were you guys majors? Well, it's a community college.

It was just like... They majored in 40s in weed. Yeah, yeah. Hacky sacking and longboarding. Yeah. Improv. Yeah, we took improv class. We met day one.

of school. And then a couple years later, I moved up to LA and took classes at the second city. And that's where I met. This big, beautiful man. I'm not that big, apparently. So you guys all have done improv? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody met? Yeah, yeah, exactly. What is it about improv that tends to be like the breeding ground for like writing, like comedic, like communities? Is it because it's a team effort while you're up on stage? Like you're kind of playing off each other? And you learn to trust someone. And that's why you really like get your crew pretty tight because you have. have to trust them that when you're out there, they're going to, if you suck that day, you're going to be able to be able to. Right. And it's like community, right? Like you,

you're there with like mind of people who are like, I think I'm funny. You do too. Should we keep doing this and laugh at each other? And like, I was in a different class than Adam. And I remember being like, I went to the guy who runs the program. And I was like, I don't want to be in my class anymore. I want to be in his class. And he was like, well, we're trying to like spread it out. so there's people with more experience and I was like, I'm not, I'm so poor. I'm not paying money to be like helping other people. I want to link up with this dude start making some, what I feel is magic. Yeah.

And there was a couple other people in the class. And he was like, okay, fine. That's awesome. Because I was like, I'm going to come out of here. Just because you got the way you guys vibed off, like not doing that. Yeah. That was the same as like being an improv class at community college. Like, you know, we were all coming from our high schools where we're the funniest

person in our high school. And now you're seeing this. The most annoying. That's what that's right. That's what that title means. It's just playing nuts. But then, like, you know, I see like Adam and I'm like, whoa, this guy is like legitimately funny. Like, it'd be cool to link up.

He's never said that before. Have you heard of here first? Blake, are you crying? What if I was just crying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sunglasses on. Yeah, and we're like, hey, let's watch the videos we made in high school of like our sketches and stuff. Totally.

And kind of went from there. What's the key to like being an improv comic? I've heard like the yes and, right? Like, that's the thing that people threw out. Yeah. But it's never like, no. No, that's not it. Do you see what just happened?

That's amazing. You're a genius. You say yes and you like build on things. Like if someone's like, hey, welcome to the dentist office. You go, yeah,

I'm here like, yeah, I'm here because my tooth. And now all of a sudden people are like seeing it happen. Whereas if they're like, I'm not at the dentist. I'm at the zoo. You're like,

okay. Because we're working on the teeth up for the animals. That's right. And they're like, there's no animals here. Yeah. I call the mall. Matter of fact,

all there is is a gun. You're, dead. And by the way, that stuff can get big laughs for that one person. But it doesn't work for the ensemble. But again, it's just like you go there and you meet other weirdos who are like, let's do weird stuff in front of 20 people and like, you know, cut your teeth and like sharpen your skills. And what was cool about our situation is we were starting and working together and making sketches right when YouTube came out. Like, you know, oh, six. And, I think is when we started a post on YouTube.

And it was like, that was like the year YouTube started. And I remember we were just like making videos and like either handing people like burn CDs to one of those guys. Yeah, we're like, do you have a Mac or PC? Okay, then take this one. Yeah. Yeah, and it was so annoying. And then I remember the first time we saw it was a friend of ours was helping us edit

some videos. And he was like, actually these guys I went to school with in the Bay Area are now going be on SNL this next year. And it was the Lonely Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Andy Sandberg and Akiva and Norma, yeah. And they showed us a video, he showed us a video of them. And I was like, oh, my God, these guys are so funny.

But beyond that, I was like, oh, you can just click the thumbnail. Game changer. All of a sudden, the video will start to play. And we lost our damn moments. Yeah, we were like, this opens a door. Yeah. Yeah. When you guys are like doing comedy sketches, writing, we're,

Alcoholics. Like, are you guys kind of improvving while that's happening together or the episode is written? Like, how does that all take place? It's this. Really? It's that simple. It's this. And then the jokes that we say here, we go, all right, well, that's funny. Like, so that scene where we go to the water park and we're waiting in line, like, let's do that. And then someone overhears us and then they want to fight us. And now we've got to escape the water park. And now all of a sudden we've got Adam dangling from the top of the thing. And I have to swim and whatever. Blake's stoned with something. Somebody's falling in love with some guy. He diary in the pool. They had to evacuate. I don't remember that episode.

Anyway, but I'm saying you just go and then like you steal from your own lives and the things that we've joked around in the room. It helps out we're such close friends because while we could almost direct each other in scenes, where like maybe a scene, there's not enough energy or whatever, you can go, Durs, do that insane thing that you do. Do that crazy laugh that you have. Yeah, he loves when I talk of it. Anyway, don't worry about it. Yeah, do your mangyna thing. Do your man. I'm like, we're not even on set, Adam.

He's like, just talking for me, just for me, real quick. Get me going. It's me going. It's just for my energy. You guys got to let us know how did poop dally come up. Dude, it was actually, I stole that from my buddy, Kyle Walsh, goons. What's up? Shout out to Kyle.

He did it in college. And he told me about it and I'm like, I'm going to take that. Yeah, that's genius. And then we just put it in, I think, the first episode, right? Yes. Wait, no, but you've actually done it to someone live on the street. What kind of poop are we using? There's a lot of poop dollars here in San Francisco.

It's like watching somebody catch a Hail Mary. Like you see it coming and you're just like, yes, a lot of fans of the show here in San Francisco. Do we have to explain what the poop dollar is? Like you just roll up a turn of the dollar. I think Webster's put it in last year with, uh, it's pretty self-explanatory. The same year that swag made the dictionary. Who dollar went in. Yeah, we were in.

We finally made it. Segway, nice segue. You guys are telemarketers in the show. Yeah. Are you aware that there's another telemarketer with a past in this room? What? Yes. You?

And you, it's crazy because as fellow telemarketers, you know that you're reading an already preset. Yes. I was the worst. I was also bad. telemarketer in the fucking world. I was slinging a... Slinging. Yeah.

Already making it sound pretty cool. Yeah, I was slinging surveys for Obamacare. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was doing like political stuff too. It was gnarly. You know who's really good at it? No surprise. Yeah. We actually did it in real life. Yeah, I did it for

years. I started when I was 16 and then I did it until I was like almost 20. He drove a portion high school. I was thinking like I worked for the Marriott actually I was working for them selling vacation packages over the phone and I was so good I was like the number two guy in the company and I only had to work three hours a day and I was clearing 10 grand a month and I was like 19 years old and I told my mom I'm like

I don't think I'm actually going to move because I was living in Orange County I'm like I don't think I'm going to move to Hollywood and try to make it as an actor I think I'm just going to be a telemarketer. I've got a pretty good gig. I've got a good gig and she's like, move to L.A. Please, please. Not do this for the rest of your life. This is like Wolf on Wall Street and Penny stuff.

I think I hit the jackpot here. I think I know what I'm doing here. You were feeling yourself for sure. And they did. They gave us a top gun hat if you sold three packages in a day. How big was that? Oh, you felt so good. Absolutely.

And you would get one every time you would have. So I was walking. I rock like four hats on top of my head. Yeah. That made the show too. Let them. I was like scared to get good because then you do get comfortable and you would meet people who were way older than you that were like the OGs. They're the only ones answered.

Yeah. And they have the funniest political takes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was like calling for like Greenpeace and being like we're down to one whale. Okay. We need your money. Now, save the whale.

And if you could do like a monthly thing, we'll get up to. to two or three whales. We might find some more whales. Trav was up against a very difficult test. He was doing Obama surveys in Southern Ohio. Dang. Southern Northern Kentucky, the surrounding states, the tri-area there. Generally, everything that's red on.

Eastern, southeastern Indiana. I can't imagine. That's a rough thing boat. I ran out of the comments every call I was on, yeah. I also realized what my dad would always say and used to make us do like yard work or like clean around the house and like he used to tell me as like I would see him at the end and he would be like you better get paid by the hour and I realized when I had my first job ever as a telemarketer that I was getting paid by the hour and I was like the bottom of the charts right in terms of how many

calls and surveys I was getting in I was like man I am low on this list if this was competitive to me I made it to the other room they were like you should come in here I mean, the people, I mean, it's based like the show. Like some of our other characters were just like insane people. Yeah. It's real. Yeah, our extras on workaholics were, I mean, we ended up giving most of them lines because they were such characters.

Yeah. Like Jet Set. Yeah. And JetShead Hudson. Homegirl. Homegirl. Home girl. And Ghost man.

Oh my God, Ghostman. We had some fun characters. 69 man. 69 man. 69 man. He got to the point where I would just call and I would. wouldn't say anything if they answered. You just breathe it? Yeah, yeah. Because you want to take time.

I just hear it. Yeah, you need the time. And I just need the time. And I just need to call. Yes. Yes. And it's automated. So as soon as you hang up, it dials again. Shitty employee. All right. It was a shitty time of my life. I just got kicked out of school, Jason. All right. I was dealing with demons. Yeah. Fair enough. What is the worst job you guys have ever had? Worse job? That. That really just to get, go ahead. Mine is, mine was that. Go I loved working there, but there were bad parts about working at a butcher shop that had parts of it that I didn't love. Yeah, kind of like smell and like dealing with, yeah, corpses and blood and stuff. But I did love that job.

No, that's the part that you loved. Yeah, I love corpses and blood. That ruled. Actually, mom, I'm just dealing with the people that wanted the flank steak. I'll be working over time. You just have a dexter shed in your backyard. It's like, why? What's with all the plastic?

Honey, what's going on? Shout out to Fritz's. Um, mine was, I worked at a service deli and, uh, so I had to client at the end of the night. I was, this is how they tricked me into being this guy. They're like, well, you're the smallest. So you're the only one that could fit inside the rotisserie chicken machine. So they made me crawl inside with a, like a wool. The entire machine. Steel wool, with a steel wool and just scrub the machine. Wow. And I just. rate every night coming home.

Is that why you eat rotissory chickens all the time? I love it. A lot of people the smell, you know how someone works at McDonald's? They'll never eat McDonald's again. Yeah. It had the opposite effect on it. I eat so much rotissory chicken. Just drive past the Boston market like I need it.

There's not enough Boston markets, too. Yeah. Bring it back. I love a good BM. Bring it back. Boston Market. D.M. Drop a DM on them. Sometimes you got to just drop a BM. Sometimes you got to drop what you're doing and BM. Boston Market.

Boston Market. And they can use that. I don't know why. That's weird. They can use that. Perfect. If the CEO of Boston Market is watching, you guys can use that. Did you guys actually live in the house?

We did. We heard the rumor, but you guys actually lived in that house. We and Kyle Neuichick, who is our director, we all lived in the house for like, I don't want to say like five years or something. Yeah, five years. And when we got workaholics, we sort of shopped. around for locations because they're like, well, you know, you're not going to shoot at your house, right? But we're like, if we do shoot at our house, does that mean you pay our rent?

And they're like, yes. And we're like, we're shooting at the house. Genius. I didn't live there. I live with my girlfriend, now wife. And I was like, I got to get up earlier. I'm not getting my rent paid. Like, they would get up when the crew would be like, uh, Adam, we're going to film in your

room. All right. Let me just take a shower real quick. I'm like on the freeway. I'm like, God damn it. Which are like your lines. under the door, under your bedroom door in the morning, and you would, like, be in your boxer shorts,

eating the craft services that they've set up in the morning. Right. And then also, you didn't have to do dishes because it's a hot set, so you're like, don't touch the dishes because that's continuity. Right. Gross, and that's when you got rats. We did get rats. So many rats.

We had tons of rats. Leave those pizzas there. And, like, massive, too. I remember my girlfriend, I was dating a girl that lived out of state. You know a barn cat? We had snakes. Great call. they did not.

I was dating a girl that lived out of state and she came to visit and she was, we were in bed at night and I just, yeah, it was pretty sick. And I heard a rat crawl under my door and you hear, and she goes, what's that? And I go, it's an old house. And she's like, what?

Like the floorboards are settling. And she's like, okay. And then I felt it go, on the bed and climb up. And then I go, smell their rotissory chicken. And I kicked my head. I'm always sweating rotissory chicken juice. That's such a good call.

I'm leaking. And I kick the rat. It goes and lands. And she's like, what was that? And I, and I kicked my leg. I'm like, oh, I have restless leg syndrome. Restless leg syndrome. And then the next morning, there's like rat shit all over my room.

And I'm like, I'm like, I just go to the bathroom. I can little kids sometimes. Sometimes I take time of the problem. This girl was not buying it, by the way. She's like, bro, just say it's a fucking rat. No, I take tiny little poops and scatter them all over my room. It's fine. I crumble my poops.

It's a medical king of it. I don't want you to worry about it. Don't worry about it. Okay. I'm out of here. It's not a rat. It's just my tiny poops that I place all over. She's like, that's worse.

I just first have the room to mark my territory. So it's not rats, though. Will you marry me? Will you move? fear for me. Dernes is married to his then girlfriend. She's not his girlfriend anymore. Yeah.

Never surprisingly if that one didn't work out. I can't do this, man. It's fucking so good. All right. So it's been 10 years since we got on me. Where would the show be if it was still going now? Like what would be the future? Pretty sad.

Yeah, when I knew that the show was over, it was Ders pitched in the last season a Paul Patrol joke You're playing Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah Paul patrol for those that don't know

Is a children's cartoon For like two year olds Yeah And I didn't have kids I didn't have kids So I was like I think we're done right Like the show's for college

So this is I'm trying to build on it I'm like no that's good Blake had kids too Like yeah Blake has kids too And he's like that's actually really funny And I'm like

What are we doing guys. Let's call it a day. Now Adam has a kid and cannot shut up. He's like, you'll love this. The other morning my kid was like, Dad Dad? And I'm like, yeah, they start talking.

I tell the worst stories now. Like I took him aside. I'm like, yeah, he said Dada, I miss you. Oh man, that hurts. And he's like, shut up. He's like, I've been dealing with this shit for a decade. Just wait until they don't miss you. Yeah.

That's what it matters. Are you okay? Daddy, stay at the Super Bowl. Remember this bit that we used to do on the set of Workolics? Ow, that was the middle of my dick. Ow, that's the middle of it. Because the bottom's down here, that's the middle of it. You would, oh, oh gosh, right in the middle of my dick.

Ow, gosh, you got the base slash middle of it. Yeah, I remember it. I remember that's a fun bit. They didn't play it with me. The producers are like that. So we wouldn't, we went out. No, on the show, I don't. I had a shrip stick, if you recall.

Yeah, yeah. On the show. On the show. What's the dumbest thing you bought with your first Hollywood paycheck? Should we talk about what we all bought in one weekend? We all went out and bought brand new cars. Yes. Which we were...

The same car? No. Very different. Wildly different. The cars that you think each of us would get. I got a Camero Super Sport. Get them. Convertible.

Okay. Midnight Blue, baby. I got a Volvo. Sedan. Nice. Also midnight blue Car seats Okay

And I got an American flag Wrapped Jeep Rangler With an eagle on the hood Blake's always the one that's like I was like man I hate We're like we're gonna get out And I'm gonna get recognized Because he's got the hair and everything

But he's also the one with the hair And the American flag Jeep And he's just like I'm getting recognized all over the place How do they see me coming? Meanwhile I'm like driving past like high schools making eye contact with kids being like, do you recognize me? And I was like, no, no. Please don't stop the music. No. No? From pitch perfect, that movie that you watch, we don't recognize you. Yeah. Yeah, that was it. I think we had, we just found out we were getting, we hadn't even

aired, but the network had seen it and liked it. And they said, we're going to start paying you guys to write season two, because we just, we believe in this. And my wife was going out of town for something for the weekend. And I was like, I'm going to go buy a car. And then you guys were like, You bought a new car? And then you went to buy a new car and you got a new car and then be rolled up. I got in a car accident 20 minutes after buying that new car. Yeah. I was doing a show with, uh, with,

uh, with Tom Seguerra. And we were doing a bar show in San Clemente. And I driving down there, like a piece of wood just flew off the back of a truck and I just drove right into it. And my car kept driving. So I'm like, yeah, well, we're fine. Yeah, it's probably bounce right off. And then I get there and I was telling Tom I got this new car and he's like, oh, let's go check. He's a car guy.

He's like, let's go check it out. And then I turn the lights on and he goes, holy shit, man. It's like the front end is just mangled like the front right light is just hanging on. You get a deal on this? Yeah. All right. We're done. Okay.

But. All right. What a way to end? What are you guys? That went wrong. Yeah, we got to ask one more before you guys get out of here. Welcome to Hollywood. moment.

Welcome to Hollywood. Blake starts. Blake starts. I mean, does it care? Doesn't even do the bit. I'll dee the middle, the middle. Middle of the day. Yeah, it doesn't even start.

I don't know. Well, it wasn't in Hollywood. It was at Bonaroo. We were like side stage for like Lil Wayne and it was just like, what the hell are we doing here? Let's go. Should we get cash money tattoos or what? Because I'm in. I'm in.

I think that, I mean, I hate to piggyback, but that's we. like, you know, I remember after the first episode aired, I went into a Starbucks and the person was like, oh shit, I watched that episode last night. And people in the Starbucks knew me. And I'm like, do I get that coffee for free? And they're like, no, it's $11 or however much service. But no, I think that was the first time that we were like, oh, my God, this is crazy. Was Bonnaroo, 2011. And they had to get, no one knew who we were. like the security or whatever, but all the kids did. And so they suddenly, they were like, I think the Bonneroo person was like, we have to give you guys security now. We don't know who you are. You need security to walk around here, which is pretty cool. Yeah.

My welcome to Hollywood moment was in seventh grade. Oh, do tell. I think I know. They filmed the movie Rookie of the Year at my middle school. That's true. Are you kidding me? And I did a little background work in the cafeteria. and the drama teacher recommended me to be in this scene that they filmed at Wrigley Field.

So it's like, I don't know what month, but it's cold as hell in Chicago. Riggly Fields like shut down, but we're filming this scene for the movie. And we, the only place that's warm are like the bathrooms. So we're in the bathrooms on like folding chairs sitting there for like eight hours a day waiting to film this scene where I've got like a line where like one kid's, the whole concept was like, I know him from this. And like I had math classes with them. And then like the littlest kid has like some long laundry list of like, he's my cousins, my uncles, whatever. And we all go, hmm, super funny.

Classic. Kind of an uneven movie without it. But we sat there for four days. And then they were like, we're not going to film that scene. And I was like, but his background acting is. Dude, you should see me. But I bought a Trek Antelope 830 with that money. There you go.

So let's say I was cruising in style. Nice, dude. Whatever happened to Row and Garland. I think they need to make a sequel. Legend has it. They should definitely do a sequel. A football sequel? The best.

And so full circle moment, Daniel Stern, who directed that movie and acted in that movie, did our movie Game Overman, was on workaholics and was like, the best. He's the best. Yeah, very cool.

It's fucking awesome. What is next for the trio of you? Well, we are doing another show together. If they, if they, we're developing currently. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.

What is the, what is the concept? I don't think we can't. I don't think we can't. Jason. It was so nice having you guys. But it is Marvel. But it is Marvel.

But we're the new Black Panther. It's a weird because you know how they like switch? They like race switches and like gender swaps. Like we are the new Black Panthers. We're the new Black Panthers. Thank you guys. Thank you so much.

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I was sitting there as viewers were just enjoying that fucking madness. One bit of a cleanup, even though the workaholics said they had nothing to promote their podcast. This is important. It is on the IHeart podcast network and can be found wherever you find your podcast. Definitely got to check that out, man. Those dudes are fucking hilarious. Again, this conversation was brought to you by Liquid Ivy. That's right.

Last thing before we wrap, let's take a look at the new heights times Reese's bracket challenge standings. Ooh. I'm in Hawaii, Brandon, you got to do it. What's up, boys? Jason, I hope you're enjoying Hawaii. I hope you're having, like, the best time. I hope you having the best time.

Don't worry about me. I'll just be here alone, working on the show. It's fine. I hope you have a great time. Travis, I don't know where you are. You never tell me. So I hope you're having a great time too. Anyways, let's check in on the New Heights Reese's bracket challenge. We have got a leader in the men's bracket. Lee Collier. Lee Collier, you are currently our number one standing bracket. You do have Florida as your champion. So that's going to be short lives. Brother, sorry about that. We do have a two-way tie for second place with Josh Dupree and Jordan Tipton. In the women's side of things, we have Nick Sterling. You are our number one bracket right now. We have an eight-way tie for So things are very much up in the air as they usually go after the first week of the tournament. Internally here, the New Heights team, Jason is our head in the men's bracket. Myself, I am ahead in the women's bracket. I am tied with DNR researcher.

But what you guys want to know about is who's in last place, because that is who is probably going to be getting some form of punishment. Right now, last place for the men, we have Chris Selzer, we've ever had a team. And we have Aaron Lourke, one of our producers. They're rounding out the bottom of the brackets for the men. on the women's side of things. Did not expect this, but it's sad to see. Rounding out the bottom two of our women's bracket, we have a gentleman by the name of Travis Kelsey,

who is tied with a familiar name. Aaron Lurick, also at the bottom of our women's bracket. Aaron does not know ball. Aaron Lourke does not know ball that is officially on record here at the New Heights show. Punishments, you guys send in a lot of great ones. We'll run through these pretty quick. A lot of you want us to spend a lot of time in a waffle house

or an I hop eating pancakes for 24 hours, which I don't know if that caught us in a mood, but everybody seemed to kind of like that one. We also got a lot of people saying somebody needs to be covered in Mayo. Not really a shocker. There was one member of the team who did not want to do that. We also got a lot of people saying we should go hobby horsing, which we might even do that regardless. So hobby horsing is out there.

We also had an idea somebody should wear Jason's King Triton outfit in public, which is grosser than it sounds because I know he has not washed that. Anyways, that is the Reese's New Heights bracket update. Thank you everybody for participating. I think we got a couple thousand brackets entered. I'm glad all of you having a great time. I know we're all rooting for, you know, the Cinderella of the tournament right now, my beautiful Texas Longhorns, just a small university, just scrappy underdogs, doing our best. Nobody believed in us. Just a university that's just-

Brandon? Brandon, quick question. Sorry. Sure. Since you're wearing your Texas shirt, you had them winning in the round of 32, right? Since you're doing so well in your bracket? Yeah, sure. No, I definitely had Texas women going very far.

So fuck off, Jake. All right. That is it for the Reese's New Heights bracket update. We'll see you guys all next week with more. He didn't have them winning. All right, that wraps up this episode of New Heights. Thank you to Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Adam Devine. Make sure you subscribe to the New Heights channel on YouTube wherever you get your podcast.

And once again, New Heights a Wondry show brought to you by Apple. This show is crazy, man. Shout out to Apple. Follow the show on all social media. Add DeW Heights Show with OneS. Thanks to our New Heights production team for always making us feel so. So organized, knowing neither one of us are. We love you guys.

And thank you to the 19%ers for tuning in and having some fun with this. We'll see you guys next week. Peace. Yeah.