New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Heights Hotline | Terrible Dating Advice For Kids, Modern Inconveniences, and Revoking Man Cards

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

92%ers, it's time for another edition of the Heights Hotline! On today’s episode, Jason and Travis reveal which modern convenience they could live without, we give a child some great, and then terrible, advice on how to talk to girls, and we answer the age-old question about the best way to go to the bathroom. Call us at 929-399-7260 to be featured in the next installment of the Heights Hotline.Watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights every Wednesday during the NFL season and follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshowYou can also listen to new episodes ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. ...Download the full podcast here:Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMbApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynwCheck out New Heights on Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR2MJWYS?ref=blogSend something to the New Heights Mailbox. Don’t be weird though. C/O New Heights Productions135 E OLIVE AVE, BURBANK, CA 91502Shop all the New Heights merch at https://kelceclubhouse.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Women can't refrain from begging you. They can't help themselves. They have to eat the fruit. They have to eat the apple. They were allowed to eat the apple. They wouldn't eat the apple. So you got to be the forbidden apple. Now, I'm not only looking for anything right now.

Do that drives them insane. I'm in fifth grade. I got a lot of stuff going on. It's a tale as old as time. You're 10 years old. It's called gas lighting. Now, what you want to do. All right, can you get your hands on cigarettes?

Welcome back to a bonus episode of your favorite show, your favorite podcast, your favorite brothers, New Heights, that is, a wonder show. And we are your host. I am one brother. I'm Travis. This is my other brother, Jason, or I am the other brother to him because he's the first brother. Subscribe on YouTube, 100 plus or wherever you get your podcast and follow the social media tag at New Heights. show with one S on all social media. Jason,

should I do that again, or should we get right into what we have coming up? I thought it sounded great, Trev. On today's bonus episode, we're going to be checking the Heights hotline and answer your off-season questions, off-off season questions.

Let's get into it. All right. What do we want to go to first? Delete one modern convenience. Sure, let's go with that one. Yeah, that sounds fun. Okay, if you had to delete one modern convenience forever, GPS, streaming, or online ordering,

what are you sacrificing? Oh, those three? GPS streaming or online ordering. Yeah. What are we constituting is streaming? Yeah. Is that anything on the internet that you're like watching? Like is YouTube streaming?

Because if we do cut that out, then I don't have a living. So I didn't have a different. Streaming online ordering. I don't want to cut that out. I mean, listen, I can do it. I can go back to calling in orders on the phone. I got no problem with that. Yeah, I don't, I think out of those three.

Order. Actually, I want to cut out online ordering. I want to go back to calling phones and these places picking up the goddamn phone. Now you call a phone number and the places don't even pick up. Yeah, dude, that's so annoying. I used to like calling and talking to the woman and be like, hey, how are you doing? What's your favorite thing on the name? How do you know it's a woman? Huh? I'm just a mis-made scenario. Yeah, this is an hypothetical. No, I'm with you, man. I'm with you. I think there is a lost art in the food, like, world. And there's a lot. And there's a lot. like a, it just doesn't feel like when you go places that there's, I don't know, as much hospitality maybe, I don't know. I may just be a grown up and see things more clear now, but I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I, I, I fucking love calling in order.

I think doing the whole app thing, you know, if I don't want fucking onions and something, I don't, and it doesn't have it on the app, now I got to call in. And I'm like, can I get no end? It's don't get wrong. I use the apps, but I kind of like the, the, the, up to picking up the phone and calling the pizza joint and, you know. Yeah, see what kind of deals you got. I don't know, I don't want to read what kind of deals you got.

I want to be surprised when you tell me and hear how you deliver the coupon, you know? Of those three, I think it's a no-brainer. Online ordering. Online ordering. Definitely not giving up GPS. You wouldn't survive. That would not go well for me. Follow the North Star, Jason.

Just look up with the stars. Hey, so there's this girl I really love. Is that a child? Yeah, I know that sounded like a kid. How should I ask her out? Well, yeah, how you like a girl and you want to ask her out? I think first you've got to figure out what do you like about her? Yeah.

Like, what do you like about her? You like the way she looks? She likes the way she dresses. You like how funny she is. You like how kind she is. And then maybe compliment that. And that will get you in the door, or at least you gauge how she reacts to that. And then that gives you a better understanding of whether or not she would be willing to go out with you.

But that's always a good conversation started to let someone know that you like them. I'm going to give you the old Ed Kelsey Tiparoo. You find her unattractive friend and you befriend her. And you start making her feel like she's interesting. It's so bogus kid. Do not listen to that advice. That is the 1950. way of dating. Oh, my gosh. Well, here's what you do. You ask her out. Yeah. There's no,

there's no other way around it other than you just got to do it, man. Just got to own it. You got to. I would say, like, you can do. You got to have some corners. Yeah. I mean, you can, you can do the whole, like. What's the word she's going to say, no? Well, that's the thing. And then tell everyone that you asked her out and she said no. You're going to laugh in your face at your locker. Okay. And then you're even. You're back even after it.

Yeah, I would say just ask her out, man, knowing what I know now. And listen, when I was younger, I didn't know how to talk to women. I still don't really know how to talk to women. I'm a fucking meanderthal. My wife, Kylie, reminds me every single day. But I think you just ask her out. And then you go on a date and then you go from there. I wouldn't worry too much about it, bud.

Just have something planned because you got to have something in the back pocket. So like I said, maybe have a conversation starter and then have a nice segue into maybe hanging out at the movies or at the mall, wherever your destination is. Got to have a destination on where you want to take her. That's enticing. And then, yeah, go from there, bud. I wouldn't overthink it. I think you start trying to force the conversation.

Oh, no, no. No, yeah, don't do all that. They said to go here and say this and whatever. Just try and, like, talk to her like a normal person. Be authentic. Take her on a day. Be chivalrous. Open the door.

Be courteous. Make some jokes at other people's expenses where it's just between you two. Hey, look at this idiot over here. Nothing brings people together like that. No, seriously, think of something that you want to do. Ask her out to see if she wants to go with you. And then just, you know, see what happens. I think that's the best advice I can give you.

And then you just, you know, like Trav said, the worst that she can say is no. And then she says no. And then it's like, whatever, you move on to the next. You keep it moving. There's nothing to be embarrassing about it. Tons of them. There are plenty of whales in the sea. It's fish.

There's tons of plankton in the ocean. I don't know what the thing. There's tons of whales. Yeah, whales probably wasn't the best one. Yeah, listen, if you're asking advice from us, you better figure it out on your own. There's no trick. Let me put it this way. There's no trick.

There is. You just go. I mean, you can read the cosmopolitan magazines and like all these things. And it's all a bunch of nonsense. Just fucking, if you like the girl, you say, hey, I was thinking about going to see this movie. Would you like to go see it with me and then see what happens? She says, I want to go, hey, I'm going to the mall.

Do you want to go to the mall with me? Like, it's, don't overthink it. Now you just go have fun. Just go be yourself. Here, kid, start a podcast with your brother. Go on the podcast. There you go. Don't try and make her like you because then she's going to hate you.

This was my crucial flaw with talking to females. I would like, okay, how do I impress them? Or how would I, like, how do I, like, I would think that I need to talk any differently. And then it's just like, who you are is good enough, bud. You're going down a rabbit hole that is just unattainable. Now, you're doing too much. That's what Jason is. Don't overthink it. Don't do too much. Just be you, man. Yeah. Just be you. Who you are is good enough for the right person.

For the child who called in, please take that advice and call us back. I want to know how this goes. We're on the journey with you now, brother. This is Joe Dirt? Call us back. Call us back. I want to know how it goes for you, young man. Do you know how many times I was told no? It's going to be fine. Not that she's going to say no. Not that she's going to say no. Then you go right to her friend and you make her jealous. Yes. Now you have the upper hands. Don't listen to any of this shit. I don't, please don't listen to anything I'm saying.

Talking to her friend, make it seem like you're interested, laughing jokes. Like, your friend's pretty cute. She's way cuter than you. Make sure she sees you. You pit two women against each other. Then you're the hot commodity. Then you're the hot commodity. You have to be, yes.

It's supply and demand, my friend. Yep. Yes. It's economics. Yeah. Please ignore all of it. You're the forbidden. The tipping point is what Malcolm Gladwell calls this.

Listen, have you ever, have you ever seen the Garden of Eden? women can't refrain from begging you they can't help themselves they have to eat the fruit they have to eat the apple but if they were allowed to eat the apple

they wouldn't eat the apple so you got to be the forbidden apple you got to go get that friend now I'm not only looking for anything right now do that drives them insane not looking to settle down I'm in fifth grade I got a lot of stuff going on it's a tale as old as time literally sorry me my friends are going to hang out over here you're not invited boom you're in

boom Trick them. You're 10 years old. It's called gaslighting. Now, what you want to do? Well, what are your strengths? We need to know more about you. Yeah, we don't know if we don't actually, we might be in her side.

Maybe she shouldn't date you. Yeah. You're calling into a fucking podcast for advice. I don't know if I like the sound of this. No, we don't want to shame anyone calling into this podcast. No, no, no, keep calling it. Keep going to keep going in. You got to have something that she desires in a man.

What are you good at? If you're not good at anything, you got to get good at anything. You got to get good at anything. You're going to get good at something. You're coming with nothing. You're not for. You're not forbidden for it anymore. Are you a class clown?

Are you an athlete? What are we doing? If you're athletic, show it off. If you're not athletic, be the smartest person in the class. If you're not smart, be the class clown. Smart doesn't play. Smart plays. You're crazy.

Smart definitely plays. Smart plays. Smart plays. I've seen the smart guy. That's all right. I've seen the smart guy get the girl before. I've never been able to play that. She was going to say, I never went down to me.

I've never been one of my cards. No, I see to work, though. I'll say to work. Yeah, pretty good score on this algebra test. There's a fucking D on it. Women like men that are unpredictable. Okay? Try jumping into a trash can with Scooby gear.

That's right. That's right. Pull a fire alarm. Go up to Mr. Johnson and kick him square. Tell them the fuck off. Women love a badass. We need you to be a bad boy. Can you be the bad boy of the class?

You want to go up to the front of the class and say, I'm fucking teaching this class. I'm teaching the class today. Show up with a leather jacket. Turn that chair around and sit down and be like, no. This is my algebra class now. Here's what you're going to do. You're going to turn on Nickelodeon around 11 o'clock. You're going to see a show called Happy Days.

And you see this guy called Fonzarelli. Just do everything to be done. The Winkler, dude. Just do everything he does. It works out great. Does your school have a jukebox you can hit? If you haven't caught on by now, all of us are old, does your dad have a leather jacket you can borrow?

All right. Can you get your hands on cigarettes? Okay, it's called Chris Stapleton's Traveler Whiskey. You're going to get yourself a bottle. Listen, just come in with a fucking ounce of weed. If you come in with an ounce of weed to school, if you're getting expelled, you'll be the coolest kid in school. Coolest kid out of school.

Coolest kid out of school. Somebody's going to yell at me how much less we have to cut out, but that's fine. These are always the best ones. I'm not going to lie. It started off kind of whack, and this shit got so funny. Oh, we're good now. Okay, Travis is fine with this one now. All right, we're good.

We can do one more. Hi, Jason. Hi, Travis. I was just wondering, do you think it's acceptable for men to sit down and pee? Or does that automatically revoke their man card? Just asking for a friend. Thanks. Bye.

Well, as long as they still have some balls, I think they still get the man card. I don't know if there's a disqualification for anything out there. Unless they want to be. I don't really know how that works. But either way, whatever their preference is. your boat. Absolutely not. I would have, why would have removed their man car? No. What, man can't sit down and beat? Sometimes you're tired. Sometimes you just want to sit on the toilet. Yeah. You got a phone on your hand. Sometimes it's a false alarm. You don't have

to take a shit. Now you're just pissing. There you go. Sometimes it's the middle of the night. I don't have to turn on the lights on. Yeah. In other words, when you get up in the middle of the night, you don't want to turn the lights on because you don't want to fully wake up. And you just hear piss hitting the floor and you're like, God damn it. I've never experienced that. You've never experienced that? No. Man, I'm definitely The floor

You miss the seat All and everything I mean, I'm saying it's frequent But it's happened Yeah, no, I get it I get it Ain't nothing wrong with it's a toilet As a seat on it

There's nothing unmanly About taking a old sit Maybe I got a bad back Maybe I want to keep fucking I want to scroll And see if something hits So something hissed me while I'm scrolling. Listen, I got four kids.

You know how many sit down peas I take? I'm enjoying this pee. Oh. No, no wonder dad took so many shits when we were kids, man. Dad would read the entire town Clancy. Popular magazine. I don't withhold from man cards from people that sit down. I'm not big on revolking man cards, period.

Yeah. Same, especially if you're a man. All right. That wraps up another edition of Heights Hotline. We'll have some more bonus content for you all in March. So stay tuned to what it might be. That's right. Once again, New Heights a Wondry show.

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Make sure you put tons of axe body spray on. Tons. Always works. Loaded up. Load it up. Go under the shirt, too. Go under the shirt too. Mettoe Freshmaker.

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