New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Jason’s Throwback Win, Travis Reacts to “Swift Stats“, and The Halloween Candy Debate | Ep 60

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

92%ers we are back with another episode of New Heights presented by our friends at Experian and the all-new Experian Debit Card and Digital checking account!In this episode, we break the news about another Kelce Christmas album (01:47), Travis trying to take F1 (04:10), and answer your not-dumb questions about the best Halloween Candy (19:07).Travis also defends National Tight End Day (42:20), breaks down the Chiefs offensive explosion against the Chargers (47:03), and how he feels about the media inventing "Swift Stats." (56:20)Jason gives us his full reaction to the Eagles finally bringing back the Kelly Greens in their win over the Dolphins (59:55), what it's really like at the bottom of the "Brotherly Shove" pile (01:06:44), and how the Eagles D kept Tyreek Hill in check (01:14:08).The guys also weigh in on Myles Garrett possibly beating the Colts by himself (01:25:00), all the huge TE stats from National Tight End Day (01:28:00), and if they'll be participating in Olympic Flag Football (01:31:32).We will be back with our weekend preview video on Friday where we look at both the Chiefs and Eagles huge divisional road games, one of the greatest hits of all time, and what Jason is "dressing as" for Halloween.Make sure you're subscribed to the New Heights YouTube Channel and wherever you get your podcasts so you don't miss out and follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok for all the best moments from the show....Support the Show:Merch - Make sure you check out all the new designs at https://homage.com/newheightsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rock a soul for us. Mm. I couldn't make it as a wise man. I really gotta take a shit. I think I just found my new voice singing. This is I'm called for it. The late 90s or early 2000s where I was like,

boy I go to the April. Like, you know what I? There's like that weird like punk rock or like. That's like my favorite TikTok. Jimmy Butler had the email hair. I don't even know any of the songs. I just remember they, we would sing like this.

The fuck are we doing. Just sing regular. man. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back to New Heights. Hey, baby. Presented by Wave Sports and Entertainment

and brought to you. We're your host. I'm Travis Kelsey. My big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Shout out to Northeast Ohio, baby. University of Cincinnati Bearcatch,

you know what I'm saying. Always rapping. Subscribe on YouTube and wherever you get your podcast and follow this show on social media at New Heights Show with 1S.

Jason, why don't you tell the 92 percent is what we got coming up. Well, Shocker, Trabb, we got a great episode lined up for you, as always. I knew it. We're going to talk about both of our big wins.

Travis is occurring on a completely made-up day, but we'll call it this just for sake of the show, National Tidend Day. And the Eagles victory in Kelly Green uniforms, the first time wearing them in my lifetime, which was a pure joy. And we're going to talk about a little Kelsey family Halloween. And take a look at maybe the biggest storylines

coming out of Week 7 in the NFL. But first, as always, new news. New news coming in hot. Yeah, you. Jason's putting out another Christmas album. How about that? And if you want to hear more of that singing that you heard earlier in the show, that might be your way to do it. Oh, nice.

Nice. You just made that our cold open. Nice. Well played. I mean, it was electric. He's just going to get the people going. Yeah, man. Jason, Jordan Malada and Lane Johnson officially announced that you're releasing the

second Christmas album. That's right. The album is coming out December 1st for all you 92 percenters and just anybody enjoying some good old Christmas spirit. Second album's proceeds will benefit the Children's Crisis Treatment Center in Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. There's going to be some more charities we add in there, but those are the two that we're for sure partnering with.

Having some fun and making a difference, man. Travis, you know that we're doing this because you're actually on the album. Oh shit. Yeah. I am. And I, yeah, we had a fun song. That song was that fong. That song was actually pretty sweet, man.

I enjoyed doing it. The guys, the team came out and hung out with me in Kansas City for a few hours and we knocked it out. And, yeah, I think that they made me sound extremely better. It's pretty remarkable what they can do. Not saying it was good by any means. I'm just saying they made it sound extremely better than what I, than what I've, felt like I left that studio thinking. I was like,

they're going to not use this at all. I don't know. This is going to be terrible. Yeah, they're going to replace me on this thing. Yeah. Nick, Nick Kroll,

the guy who kind of does all the audio and everything for us. He is a musician. I mean, it's insane how much he can doctor it up and make anybody pretty much sound good. Thank God. Well, thank you, Nick.

So, yeah, we're excited about it. Obviously, a lot of work went into it. Got a lot of, musicians involved with it this year. Got more songs.

It's a much bigger album than it was last year. We got some other added things that we're doing around the holidays, too, with some videos online. So we're pretty excited about Christmas time this year with the Philadelphia Eagles. Awesome, man. Well, I can't wait to hear the whole album. I know what our song sounds like, but I'm pumped to see the rest of them, man. Just go straight to the Jordan Malata songs.

Yeah, he's a job. He's a special individual right there. That right now. He doesn't need a lot of doctrine. Well, let's get to the next bit of no news, which is Travis investing in the Alpine Formula 1 team. Oh, yeah, baby. Let's go Alpine.

Alpine racing. You, you, you, you, you, Pat Mahomes and Rory McElroy. There's a lot. There's a bunch of people. There's a bunch of people. It's not just us three. You three and many more are part of a group that's invested in Alpine F1 racing. How did this happen?

I mean, have you always been a big formula? one I have not. I have not. And it's starting to make its way to the U.S. and actually went to the first one down in Miami two years ago. Yeah, I believe it was two years ago. And had so much fucking fun that I have been

itching at the bit to get to another one. You know me. I like to go out and have a good time. And there are a lot of fun parties and the race itself is electric man. It's just fun to be around. It's a great atmosphere. And I feel like I've always, I've always

wanted to get into like sports. like in terms of ownership, in terms of just having a piece of, you know, owning a team. Always, you know, had Cleveland sports teams on my mind when I thought about that kind of stuff, like the like the Guardians or the Cavs or even kind of looked into maybe the Columbus crew somewhere in the MLS world around Ohio and even down in Cincinnati with Cincinnati FC. But it was, there's just been nothing that really made sense all together. and finally an opportunity came up, and we knew the right people. And I'm excited, man.

It's fun. I had a few of the guys show up in my homes and Kelsey jerseys to the race down in Austin this past weekend. And, you know, I think it's just, who knows, maybe I need to throw on an alpine racing, you know, onesie wear a quick, get the things, you know, show my love and respect for those guys as well. So, but yeah, it's cool to team up with Pat and another world. So Formula One, I'm not going to lie. I know what the cars look like. I don't know what the difference is between other than the way the cars look.

Like NASCAR is just a big circle, right? Yeah. Indic car, which is like Indianapolis 500, right? Yeah. And then Formula what is for, I know what the Formula one vehicle looks like, but I have no idea. Is that like in a stadium? Is it like? So the tracks are huge.

The tracks are huge. And the next one is actually next week. two weeks from now. Yeah. It's actually the week that we play you guys. It'll be out in Vegas and they've been,

some of the, it'll be at night in Vegas, which in my mind takes me back to like the arcade, like racing games when you're like sitting there and there's like four like arcade like cars.

You know what I'm talking about? And you would like pick like Vice City and it would be like, it would look like you're going through Miami or something. What was the name of that game that you're thinking of specifically? I forget what it was. There's in every single arcade ever growing up.

There was the car one version of it. Then there was like the water boat version of it. But it was like it was all like the same game. Gosh, what was it called? I forget what it was. But neither to say, that takes me back to like that because that's exactly what it's going to look like. Like these guys are going to be racing at night through the Vegas strip.

How do you spectate that? So there's bleachers. There's like they'll have like sweets that they like down in Miami. They had it all down at the hard rock stadium. Okay. So it is in the stadium. No, no. So it just, that was just like the.

lot of land that they knew they could like create a track on, I feel like. Got it. Okay. This is also me not knowing everything about F1 and I'm still learning. Well, you're new. You're new. Just bought a team so you're brand new. I'd never seen this track before in my life going to the Hard Rock Stadium.

So I'm like, they definitely just made this. But they'll create bleachers. They'll create kind of like sweet level stuff that will be, that will host like businesses and things like that. So it's a whole, it's a whole new world that I'm, excited to jump in and dive in and get to know more about. Do you get to drive the cars? That's what I really want to know.

Dude. Yeah, that's what I want to know, too. I hope so. You're an owner. They got to let you buy it. I hope so. Well, I mean, I think it's kind of, it's kind of, it's a bit much to just assume that I can get into one of these cars, Jason.

The cars that they have are just, they're not just like any car. You own whatever percentage you own of the team. That's your car. Yeah, but you're, you're, every single time that car goes out there, you're paying for something like something. like something they like get kind of like new and everything like that. Like you're at, you're making sure that that thing is perfect at all times.

It's just letting a Jamoke like me go out there and try and gas it. That's not. That's not work. That works. Yeah. Would you even be able to fit? They might have a random one in the back that I can jump in. That's another good question.

A lot of the, a lot of the racers aren't six five. So you're a big guy. Yeah. Well, each car apparently is estimated to cost around 12 to 16 million. So you probably don't want to let a Jamoke behind the wheel. Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Yeah, Tomo. They're nonstop trying to tweak that thing and the right, you know, the right weight, all that shit, man. Aerodynamics.

It's pretty cool how they get those things. The science behind it, I think, is really impressive. But, yeah, Pat has already invested. We've already talked about Pat's sports team investments. He's got the Royals, the sporting Kansas City soccer team, the Miami-based pickupball team, the KC current women's soccer team, which there is some dispute with that's his investment or Britney's investment, but now he's officially jumped into motorsports. Yeah, Pat's obviously been killing it.

He's Royals, Kansas City soccer. He's got the pickupball team and all that, but Brittany is actually the one, like, kind of like breaking ground, like some new areas. With the women's soccer team? Yeah, not only getting the women's soccer team, but she's like, it's the first women's, I believe, professional team to have their own facilities. Yeah. Connor Barwin did a whole class or something over at Wharton on like sports management or like ownership or whatnot. And in particular, they had like a whole case study done on what they've done with the KC current women's soccer. team. Like, it's bigger than any other women's soccer team in the world, I believe so. That's off to Brit.

I know that one's like the most groundbreaking that they've invested in. Shout out to the current. Hey. All right. Excuse me. Fan mentions of the week. Fan mentions of the week, baby. From the official Cedar Point Instagram.

Hi, Jason and Travis. We heard your latest episode. Sounds like you two need to make a trip to come see us soon. Oh, man. Feel free to bring plus one, Travis. Okay. Jesus. I guess Kylie's not invited.

you're fucking dickheads. If you'd be interested in being one of the first to ride the all new Top Thrill 2 in 2024, let's stop. Top Thrill 2? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. So apparently, we found out after the episode that they didn't take down the dragster.

They're making it better. Oh. It's coming back. And I think it is going to be. Or is it just getting higher and. I think it's higher and faster. And now it's going to go both ways or something like that. Yeah.

I mean, listen, I haven't been to see it a point in a while. apparently there's a number of new rides that we didn't mention that we might need to go on. Dude, we got to, we named all the rides from our childhood. I don't even know if the Prey Mantis or the Raptors got to still be there. Prey Mantis is gone, apparently. We found that out. Oh, that was a fun one, man.

You stand up on it, man. And there's a number of new rides that we might need to check out. Dude, yeah. Obviously, I need to get my Dippin' dots fixed. So I think this offseason, we've for sure got to make it back to the point. Dippin dots and funnel cakes to Cedar Point, baby. Can't go wrong. And speaking of Dippendots, that brings us up to our next fan mention in the week, which

is Dippin Dots, followed us on Instagram. Didn't know Dippin Dots had an Instagram, but apparently it does. Yeah, they're killing it. And do you think it's, do you think it's frozen sometimes? That's pretty, that's pretty. It's clever. I didn't make me chuckle, but it was clever. All right.

Dippend dots on Instagram message to us, hey, we heard Travis and Jason, or Jason and Travis talk about Dippendon Dippendots today on the podcast during the segment about Cedar Point. love to connect and send them both some if they're interested. Yes, I can unequivocally say I am interested because I love ice cream and I love different dots. Like you, cool, but the girls are going to go fucking nuts over there. So they talked about sending some.

Apparently it needs to be like it needs to be frozen pretty hard. Like it's like it can't just be like barely freezing. It needs to be frozen frozen. So I think we're working out trying to get a freezer that can contain these things. I might know a guy. You know a guy? I might know a guy. This is the name rhyme with Matt?

Yes. Pat Mahomes also saw the clip talking about his Dippin' Dots freezer and tweeted, Love some good old Dippin' Dots. Not right now. This is my mission now. I need a Dippin Dots freezer in the O-Line room for all of my guys. I need that to happen. Diff and Dots, can we please make this happen?

That'd be pretty cool for you guys. I don't know if the Eagles will let it happen because they're all about like frozen yogurt and stuff in the cafeteria. Frozen, Yogurt? Don't get me started, Travis. Don't get me started. What are you guys eating fucking cashew milk ice cream too? I think in somebody's head, they needed it to be semi-healthy, and I don't think it's that much healthier. And it's definitely not as healthy for your mental health.

So I think we need to get the real stuff in there. It's actually really good. Whatever that is in that soft serve machine at the Eagles facility is pretty dang good. You were a, fuck, you were a big-time gogert kid. You used to love that shit. I'm not going to lie. I like dairy. No, gogurt. Remember gogert? Yeah, well, gogert, any type of yogurt is dairy. I like gogert, I like yogurt, I like cheese, I like milk, and I damn sure like ice cream.

So I'm in on all the above. I need a gogert right now. Dude, there's no way they still make those. Gogh was awesome because there's no spoon needed. You just need to just rip off the top, boom, instant yogurt. What was your favorite dip and dyes flavor? cookies and cream see I was always I like the banana split flavor

the Oreo the Oreo my bad no you're right it's cookies and cream I think okay well that one the Oreo cookie and cream whatever it is I like the banana split flavor that's always been my favorite dip and outs but I'll eat any of them hopefully we can get that done that'd be awesome for me pretty sweet I gotta speak for the entire Eagles O line that

we would uh we'd take lots of photos and put them on Instagram with our dimmed out of the tight end room in KC wants man see what we can get yeah lastly we got to mention from none other than our own Heights Schools Foundation. Oh yeah, baby. This was cool.

Travis and I both attended Cleveland Heights High School in Cleveland, Ohio. We are both members of the Cleveland Heights High School Hall of Fame. And this past week, the new inductees were in, and one of them gave a speech. We got mentioned that by the Heights School Foundation. 101-year-old Dr. Howard Tucker is the game. Guinness World Record Holder for the oldest working doctor in the world. He is a Cleveland Heights High School Hall of Fame induction, and he had a speech that entertained everybody.

Shout out to T. Kelsey and Taylor Swift. Dude, shout out to Dr. Tucker, man. What a guy, man. This is pretty cool. It took me 83 years while it took Travis Kelsey 10 years. and I'm hoping that now that he and I are in the same fraternity, he will manage to get me the autograph of his lady, Taylor, Swiss. Dude, it was, that's so, that's so cool, man.

How about that? Dude, I just think that, first of all, being in the Heights High Hall of Fame was one of the coolest things that I've ever, because if you know this, when you're going too high, Heights in the, I don't know if they still have it. I should go back and see if they still have it. But in the main hallway, we called it the blue carpet area. Yeah.

On the blue carpet, they had the entire like registry, I would call it. It was probably one of those old school Bibles. It was enormous. It was almost like a rolladex of everybody that was in the high school Hall of Fame and like kind of like a little story on what they did when they went to Heights, what they do at Heights and kind of what they do after Heights. And yeah, I would skip class and read that kind of stuff. And it was the most fascinating thing that I could.

that I can ever read, man. I always wanted to be in that. So it was cool to see Dr. Howard Tucker as excited about getting it to the Heights Hall of Fame as I was knowing that when I got in, it was simply based off of Jason winning the Super Bowl. Did we get in after that or after your Super Bowl? No, it was after yours. I was just an NFL player at this point in my life. Just an NFL player?

Yeah. I was just an NFL guy. And, yeah, you won the Super Bowl. And they were like, oh, we should put Jason in the Hall of Fame. And then they were like, well, you can't put Jason. We can't put Jason in without Travis because they're brothers. And, like, they went to school together and everything. So once again, thank you, Jason.

That's definitely not the way it went down. I think. Thank you, Jason, forgive me in the Heights High Hall of Fame. I'm just slowly getting into all that because of you. But that's fine. Yeah. Dr. Tucker, congratulations on being the Heights High Hall of Famer. Yeah.

Welcome to the team. And being 101 years old. Yeah. You look like you're doing great. Are you kidding? He's a doctor and he's giving speeches. It's probably a better health than both of us. Yeah, we're both obese if you look at the charts.

Speak for yourself. Shout out to the 92 percenters for all of your mentions this past week. Thank you for tuning in and writing us and making us laugh. We always enjoy that. Always the best. But it's time now for I think everybody's favorite segment. No dumb questions. That's right.

All right. Here's a few no dumb questions, just dumb people. From at Lisa Davis, 4459, no dumb questions, question mark. What was your favorite Halloween costume and who got the most candy? The only one I really remember is when we went as Mario and Luigi in Cleveland Heights High School. Who's got that fucking picture, man? I got that photo. I can get that photo for the team.

I'll get that. We'll make sure it's on the episode. You see how ecstatic I was to be Luigi, man. You'll see what it feels like to be a younger brother and your older brother force you into doing something. Just comes home with some overalls. Then a Mickey Mouse hands. I don't know what it was, yeah, but it worked.

It was a good outfit. It was funny. It was definitely funny. And, like, for whatever reason, you definitely look like Mario and I fucking look like a long, thin Luigi. It was pretty good. I will say Halloween somewhat got ruined for us by dad because dad, we stopped at a very young age. He's a grinch of Halloween.

Well, he just, he still passed out candy. He just doesn't want to walk up and down the street with you. Well, maybe that was it. Maybe that was the real reason. But the way he said it to us was like, you're not, once you stop trick or treating, you're like, you've hit like another level of maturity. Like, he hated when like, if anybody was like even remotely like at puberty level, if you were trick-or-treating, you were not getting candy at the Kelsey House.

And he would, he would actively reject people. He would say, no, beat it. Get out of your. Not young enough. So we stopped, like, before we got into middle school. Like, we only did it. We only did it. It was definitely before middle school.

Yeah, like, we were young. And it was kind of fun. Then we got to be a part of, like, scaring kids. And we'd hide in, like, leave piles. T-Ping people's houses and egging people's cars. Yeah. No, that was, of course, kids don't do that to people. people. All right. No, definitely do that to people. That's Halloween. If you ate, but,

no, the egg and cars was too much for me. Now, well, do all that. Screw that. Get into trouble, kids. Do all that. I'm going to walk outside of my house is going to be teapied and all my cars are going to be eggs. Yeah, don't do it to my house. Don't do it to my house, but definitely go out there and do it because your kids, that's what you're supposed to do. Go get into some trouble. Don't, yeah, it's all right. Within, within reason. Within reason, Ed Kelsey's number one rule. You could be stupid. Just don't be real stupid. That's actually a Steve Bogus role, man. Shout to Stevie Bogus.

It is a shout out to Stevie. Stevie. We love you, big guy. We miss you. Love you, Stevie. Yeah, Halloween candy. While we did Trick-Atreet, what was our favorite Halloween candy? I can tell you it definitely wasn't candy corn.

We've already been through that. One of the most overrated corns or candy is candy corn. Gosh, who doesn't love frosting? That's all it is, just pure sugar. There's no way you just hate it. You don't like frosting? It has to be the right amount. Like, I'm not a big, I will actively take frosting off the cake.

It's going to be like this like this much, right? Like this much frosting. I don't know. It depends on how thick the cake is. It depends on how that much frosting. Listen, if candy corn was melted and put on cake, it might taste okay, but it's not. It's a solid and chalky and it has no business being eaten on a holiday or being represented as like the gold standard of a holiday.

It's festive, Jason. It's festive. Listen, would you rather have Candy Corner Reesees? Okay. I'm not putting it over Reesies. That's what we're talking about. What are the best Halloween candies?

Let's just stop talking about candy corn. What are the best Halloween candies? Um, what were you always excited about when you got in your starburst? Always excited about Starburst. Always excited about. I was a Milky Way kid. Anything chocolate.

Yeah. Snickers, Twicks. Twicks. Twicks. I'm a big Kit Kat guy. Love Kit Kat. Kit Katz got a little overrated until they made the white chocolate ones and that kind of switched it up and like got me back on the Kit Kat train.

I like Kit Kat original more than White Chocolate. Ooh, nerds. Nerds. Nerds are always the bangers. Those are so good. God damn, I could go for some nerds right now. How upset were you when you got to? Because Cleveland Heights, Cleveland Heights had like a lot of former hippies and some people

that were very health conscious. Still thriving hippies. Are you kidding? I guess I want the hippie always. They didn't know anybody. You don't get off that train. Either way, Cleveland Heights had, there were some house. that would like give you an apple.

Do you remember that? And I remember just being fucking furious. I wasn't putting an apple in my frigate trick-or-tree bag. As soon as I got that apple, I was walking away and throwing it at the house. At the house. So hopefully it's some candy. Unacceptable. That was one of my favorite scenes in Big Daddy when he takes some trick-or-treating.

He's like knocking on the door and sees the guy just sitting there not being like being like, don't have any candy. What do you want me to get? Yeah, right. And then he goes in the house and raises it. Yeah. And he starts just handing the guy like stapler, handing the kid like staplers and just CDs and wherever he has in his hand.

I thought it was like cereal or something like that. Something like that. There was some regular household items in it too, though. Yeah. Is there a bigger like litmus test for whether you're a good person than the people that aren't home? So they just leave a big tub. candy out front with the sign that says only take one that's getting rated that's getting rated i did that not too long ago that's getting fucking i'm not dude i never i always just took one dude

yeah you're a good kid what unsupervised i'm taking the whole fucking thing are you kidding me what about all the kids after you what about all the kids after you Travis snooge you lose man gotta be quicker you got to be quicker man there's candy all over the place there's no shortage of candy around here, all right? Like, just because you say choose one so you get to the next kid, it's like that I was, if you let me put by hand in your candy bag in your, at your house, I wasn't just taking one. I was fucking, it wasn't even like the, it was how much candy can I get? Like that was the.

So you just, you, so this is where you, you're kind of like, like, like you would look at it from like a, like a legality standpoint. When it said, please take one, you automatically instead of one piece of candy is like one handful. Yeah. I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, yo, that was always the ultimate goal was to see how much candy I could get. Yeah, that's the game of Halloween. Yeah.

If you're not supervising me, I'm just going to like, that's like taking steroids. You can't take, you know, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got to buy by the rules. Nah, no, no, no, no, no. That's just flanking. That's all this is. That's just flanking.

Catch them while they're not at the front porch. Do you guys get trigger-treaties? We don't, unfortunately, we don't get trigger-treaters? 100% dude my my street right now is absolutely lit every single year love it so much fun do you give out what do you give out real size candy bars i did i did i did there i got got got got i got got what do you mean you got got i didn't know if uh everybody knew where i would lived at the moment and of course everyone knows at this point it's all good though i love kansas city putting like just being there handing out candy would have probably been a little aggressive uh i just put it out

out on the front porch. I didn't say, please take one. I just put a bunch of, like, big, like, king-sized candy bars in there. And I was just like, all right, just see if everybody gets it. And sure enough, like, the first group of, like, 12-year-olds come by. It basically just ran with the entire bag. You know how this works, Travis? Yeah, you're right.

I thought, you know, I grew up on the east side of Cleveland. It's a little different over there, you know? I'm over here in North Casey. It's a nice neighborhood. I didn't know. Kids or kids. Kids are supervised doing this or not, you know? Who knows?

but I definitely got God doing what I did to other households as a kid. So, hey, comes full circle. Karma's a real. You got to love it, man. Wasn't even upset. I just screamed at them as they were running away. Get back here. Next, no, no, no.

Hold on. You got to answer this. Are you ending out candy? We don't have sidewalks. So we don't have trick-or-treaters, unfortunately. What a fucking. So where are you doing? You're taking the girls over by dads?

Either that or we got a last, A couple years, I think Kylie's taking her goes over to her parents' house. Nice. And then they walk around the streets there. And I think her parents both give out regular size candy. King size? Regular. I don't know if it's king size, but it's not the fun size.

It's like a standard. Well, you just have to buy. If you're going to go king size, you got to buy so much because it's like you're, you're, your ammo. You just don't have as much ammo. Yeah, I don't think kids should be in Kingsel. I think a regular candy bar is about as highs. You should probably go. Or if, you know, you really care.

You give him an apple, apparently. All right. Let's move on to our next, no dumb question from at M. Rob 10. I can't understand no matter how my dad or husband explain it. What is the flag for pass interference for? Isn't the goal to interfere with the past? I mean, to an extent, yeah. It's a fair point, M. Rob. That is a fair point. You definitely want to interfere. You don't necessarily want to interfere. You want to interfere. You want to interfere. You want to more so just like play the ball. You want to interfere with the ball, not the player. I'll let Travis explain.

He's a, he's our resident expert in past interference, both offensive and defense. Yeah. Well, the thing is, it's a tricky situation, you know, and at the end of games, they tend to just really harp on it. Is that what I did there? I'm kidding. So past interference is basically when a defensive player or offensive player restrict the other person from making a play on the ball.

I think that's kind of. The gist of it. Yeah, when the ball is in the air, the defender can't physically impede the, the offensive player's ability to catch the ball. That's the word. You can't impede. So you can't go out of your way to hit the offensive player's hands or body because it would be unfair.

You can go for the ball. As long as you're going for the ball, because you have a right to like make a play on the ball. Correct. But if you're holding a guy and restricting him or like, Like, he has to, like, strain through contact. Yeah, or you tackle him. These are all illegal ways to defend the past.

Offensively and defensively. I was about to say, offensively. You can definitely get called for it. I actually thought I got called for one yesterday, and they didn't. And I was like, and I looked back into the flag right by where the contact happened. They called on the defense. And I was like, oh, okay. The chief's not being called for a penalty.

Who would imagine that? Hmm. So it just seemed to be a pretty reoccurring thing. If you watch it long, and it's always kind of on the ref. The ref is kind of like judging it. Some guys will let you play a little more physical. Some guys will let you, you know, they don't want the grabbing or anything like that. I'm glad we're bringing this up because this is one of the reasons I'm a big fan

that a couple years ago they actually made defensive pass interference or offensive pass interference a reviewable play. And one of the reasons I'm against that and I'm also against people just just throwing things out on Twitter like their officials is because when you slow things down, it appears different than what it happens at real speed. And that call in particular is such a subjective call for the official. I think it's important to see what that happens in real time. And there's going to be times you disagree with it.

There's going to be times where you think it's a no-brainer. But I'm in big favor of leaving that on the officials. Trav, do you, you've played a long. time in the NFL at this point. Are there certain officials that you know call that differently? Or like when you go to a game, is there a cruise where you're like, I've played with this guy as the official before. I know what I can and can't get away with or that he is a stickler for like pushing off maybe at the top of the route. Like, do you, does that ever factor into how physical you're being with your route running? No. I feel like I just play the game. How I feel like I can,

I can get open. Whatever works. Yeah. I think there has to be that balance of being physical. It seems like it would be too hard to, I would never go into a game. Be like, hey, these guys don't call holding. I'm just going to hold all day because then I'm going to have a record number of holes. That is not what you want to do.

100%. I'm with that. All right. From at Leanne Ellis 5, 7, 4, 8. No dumb questions. What are the books behind Travis? what is each of your favorite books? Oh, shit.

What do we got back there, Trav? We got, I don't, honestly, you guys know I can't read. So, me. I've heard a bunch of people mention that the Odyssey is back there. It is. The Odyssey, is that a good one? Do you know who the main character in the Odyssey is? Homer?

Ooh, that's a good trial. Is that right? It's not right. The name is Odysseus, but Homer, I think, is who wrote it. Odysseus. What is this, Greek mythology? So, yeah, Iliad in the Odyssey is a Greek. And Homer, I think, was the one who finally wrote it down.

But I think it's like one of those stories and collection of like myths and stuff like that, that kind of assimilated, assembled over time into like a congruent story. Anyways, yes. it is a book. Ooh, a little Mark, uh, little Mark Manson, uh,

the subtle, the subtle art of not giving a fuck. That's a good book. And I think it's a, I think it's an important thing to live your life with. I have, uh, I've been,

I've got the syndrome, dude. So if you, like it is a full on syndrome of not giving a fuck. If you read that book? I just, I just develop that. No,

I don't need to read that to know how to not give a fuck. Listen. And there is... There is an art to it. There's a very clean art to it. I think you got it down. Because if there's an art to not giving a fuck, it's not giving a fuck about a book

that's telling you not to give a fuck about it. You ought to know how good I am and not giving a fuck? I didn't fucking read that book. What a play. What a play. There's no way where the only ones has made that pun, but that's a good one. Is that even a pun?

I don't even know. There's an art to it, baby. There's an art to it. I know you're not a big reader. but I know you've read books. What's your favorite book you've ever read, Tram? Jason. I haven't read one in so long.

We did summer reading classes, and Dad made you read sometimes. Dude, I don't remember any of these books. I feel like I read a book called The Energy Bus. It was a short book. It was real thin. Yeah, I think it's a book. Yeah. And I, uh, Butch Jones, our college coach.

Shout out to Butch. Much on there, Arkansas Day. He, I think he was the one that recommended it to me. Nice. It was a book, the energy bus. Obviously, you can go out and read yourself. But just bring the energy, man. Be a fucking, be a good person.

Don't be one of my favorite quotes by Butch. This is what I say, either you're a fountain or you're a drain. Yeah. Either you're a fountain or you're a drain. You read it in Butch. Yeah, either you're following people with life or you're fucking draining it out of them. Yeah. Be a fountain.

Don't be a fucking drain. And that would just hear them. hearing with this microphone at practice. Kelsey, you're draining me. You're fucking draining me with your body language. I'm just like, God damn it. I'm fucking exhausted right now. Sorry, I'm not excited about this long drive drill.

Your practice is draining me. Remember the book fairs? Yeah. Dude, those are my favorite. You know what I used to get the book fairs? What's that? Posters. Posters.

They always had that one bin. They did have posters. Of sports posters. Yes. That would be in there. No way. Eric Lindros. No way.

Dad, can I get it? It's like, it's a book fair. Go grab a book. We can get that too, but go grab a book. That nobody is fueling. We're at least going to pretend you're going to read this. Yeah. Go get a book.

Get something. I don't know what to get. I don't know what I'm into. I really like the goose bump books when I was in that age. Then we got Captain Underpants one year. Captain Underpants. Yep. Yep.

I'd rock that one. I don't really remember what the books were about, though. It was so fucking long ago. There's another time traveling one that was really good, too, that I enjoyed. Weird science? No. Classic. It wasn't the time traveler's wife.

It was another one. Fuck, what was it? Favorite book, Harry Potter. I know it seems like it's like, oh, he's just picking, you know, a blockbusting movie franchise as his favorite book. But, no, I was a big fan before the movies. Thank you very much. That was no dumb questions.

Just dumb people were brought to you. Let's get to our bold topics to wrap up Week 7 in the NFL, starting off with both of our games. But first, we're going to get with the Chiefs Chargers game. That's right. Chiefs 31, Chargers 17. Trab, what are your initial thoughts for your first matchup with the Chargers this season?

Man, that was a fun one. We put it all together as an offense and as a, you know, just a collective team. And it's fun, man. seeing everybody kind of like still rise up into their role in the offense and then just going out there and balling with old Patty Mahomes, man. That guy is pretty down good. Yeah, he's an electric play waiting to happen every snap.

And it's just fun as hell playing with that guy, man. He was on, he was firing on all cylinders, both pass game and getting it, getting it done with his legs. It gets a really good pass rush and really good defense altogether. Well, it was fun to watch. I was able to catch a little bit of it. Obviously, we were getting ready for the Sunday night game. But one of the things I really enjoy.

when you guys play it four and we're at Sunday night is I get to watch it in the locker room. When you were at halftime, we're still not even getting warmed up on the field yet and all the coaches are coming out, hey, brother's having a big day. He's already got 140 yards. He's like, he's killing it.

I'm like, yeah, might set the record. Yeah, we were all watching and keeping track of it, so it's always fun whenever those two timeframes take place. But of course, Sunday was National Tide End Day, if you want to call it that. Big day, baby. You guys got your six straight win.

Do you think you make? made the most of this very not real holiday. It is 100% real holiday, Jason. No, it's not. It's not a real holiday. How is it not a real holiday? Because it's not, Travis. What is a real holiday?

Every day is made up. No, every day is not made up. There are days that are universally acknowledged as being holidays. So it just has to be universal. We just got to get the world in on it. Or America or like, America is in on it. No, it's not. America's in on the NFL and the NFL is in on.

on it. Let's take a poll. Let's take a poll. Let's take it to the poll. Don't you fucking disappoint me. Don't you just want to point this out. We're going to do this right now. I was going to wait till later in the day. I was going to wait till later in the episode. We're going to get to it right now. You know what other days people are petitioning that October 22nd is? You know how many people submit these patents? October 22nd is also besides national titan day. If we're going down this rabbit hole, October 22nd is also National Nut Day. okay oh national nut day

yeah it's also I was going I was going fucking nuts yeah how about that how about this it's also

international caps lock day it's international cap lock cap lock how I was running was cap was all caps that's how I was

that's how I was playing caps lock cap's locked yeah yeah I was caps locked in I was locked the fuck in and I was going nuts October 22nd

is also national an day it celebrates people that are named Anna. No, that's birthday. You can't do that. Where does this entire nonsense stop, Travis? Nobody's getting behind either of those three. Everybody's getting behind National Titus Day.

October 22nd, as if National Anna Day was enough, it's National Diego Day. Oh, Diego's a fun name. And there's a lot of Annas. There's not a lot of Diego's that I know, at least. National Lauren Day, National Make a Dog's Day. Make a Dog's Day? Yeah. National Make a Dogs Day.

Yeah, we don't need a day for that. You can just make a dog's day. National Mother-in-law Day. Which I honestly, I should really celebrate that day because we'd be lost without your least. National Scar Appreciation Day. National tight ends day. Oh, that's what we're also on. I'm over it.

You don't get to just make days days. Can we make a National Center Day? No. Can we just make a National Adjacent's Day? There's got to be a Jason's day. If there's a National Center's Day attempted to be made, I will boycott. I will boycott it. I will boycott National Center's Day.

I guarantee it. The only day that we need to get behind is National New Heights Day. You're just. A national New Heights Day will take place on February 30th. That's right, motherfuckers. A leap years? Leap years at midnight only. When you're caught in between, that's when National New Heights Day is.

You're in between the dimensions? Yeah. Where are we in? Is this February or is this March still? I don't know. Well, you're in your first, folks. We got a day. I'm out.

I'm out on the National. You're out on National Titans Day. I'm out on National Titans Day. I thought you just brought all that up to say you're out on National New Heights Day. Oh, I'm making a joke. There's no February 30th does not exist. Oh, man. But national tight end day.

All right. Whatever. As a tight end and representing all the tight ends in the tight end world. Yeah. I respectively want to just say, fuck you. It was National Titans Day. And all the tight ends were fucking bawling. All right.

Look at the stats. They were balling. It was a fucking tight end day. It was. And it was McColl Harbin's day in Kansas City because he was finally back on the squad, getting back on track to the game and getting out. You guys had a fun little handshake before the game? Oh, yeah.

No, we've been doing that for a long, long time. That's my guy, man. I don't know how he got out in New York, man. But we got him back in KC. And sure enough, he showed just how great of a player he is. I'm pretty sure the first return he had. He had a few different, he had a few, like, fair catches. But the actual first return he had was like a 50-yard return late in the game

and just, yeah, just catapulted us. into scoring that drive and then going up two scores, 14 points, then sealing the deal late in the game. I mean, just Michael Hartman, man. One of the fastest guys in the league. Back with the Chiefs, baby. How about that? Well, not only is McColl back, but the offense is back.

Last week on the show, you talked about Nagy challenging you guys to stop talking and playing well. It was time to do just that. Seems like you guys got that all figured out against the Chargers with a 483 yards of total offense. Pat two for 424 and four touchdowns. All four touchdowns going to different guys as he is so used to doing spreading that ball around. NVS got in the end zone, baby. Rishi Rice.

T-Rav and Pajekko, obviously there at the end. T-Rab, baby. Kansas City's most wanted. 321 of those passing yards and three touchdowns came in the first half alone. Damn. You guys are balling in that first half. There ain't no doubt about that. Is the goal always to spread the ball around as much as possible,

or is that a big-time emphasis this week? I don't think you're a good offense if you're one-dimensional or two-dimensional. You've got to spread that thing around and you've got to get everybody involved. I think that's every offense, you know. It's like a sprinkler system. If you only water one area of the grass, like people are, it's going to be all muddy. You're not going to have. You got to get the water.

You got to get the water all over the place. That's like, nice sprinkling. It's more like, oh, you're that kind of sprinkler. That's a good sound. That was a banger. Yeah, no, I think you got to, you got to spread the ball around. Obviously, there's going to be games where, you know, I mean, it doesn't always work like that. You just got to find a way to put up points and get downfield.

And it's just that much more fun, man. You get everybody involved, everybody gets a piece of the pie. Everybody's in the zone. It's just that much more fun of a game. And certainly Sunday in Kansas City, that was a blast, seeing everybody getting a piece of it. Well, you guys spread it around, but if there's one person who was hogging it a little bit,

it was the Big Yetty himself. Had another monster game. You want to see the fucking egg, buddy. He finished with 12 receptions for 179 yards. Damn. And a touchdown. Is your second highest ever receiving game? game trailing only a 191-yard performance against that same team, the Chargers, in 2021.

What is it about the Chargers that leads to Big Yeti sightings? I just think it's irony that all of this keeps happening against the Chargers. Fair enough. It's just opportunity. And then being able to just make plays, I think we had a good feel for the Chargers defense this time. And sure enough, Coach Reid was dialing him back. up. Yeah, baby. And yeah, always always fires me up when you hear and you leave a leave the huddle knowing that you're about to get a bullet from Pat Mahomes right over the middle of the

field. This is coming right to me. Oh, yeah. There in cover three. Let's go. Um, it's, I just think it's irony. And I got all the respect for guys like Derwin James, uh, Kendricks, both the Bosa and Khalil Mack. They get, they have guys over there that are pro bowl caliber all stars, you know. So it's just, um, being locked in throughout the. week kind of what I said about coach naggie challenging the team challenging the team challenging the offense to you know really just be us and stop hurting ourselves we had we didn't have very many penalties on the offensive side I jumped off sides or offensive side I jumped off sides as one of the penalties yeah false start so that

obviously punching my face punch myself in the face for that but I think that just answering the bell and and keep getting better I feel like the the game in October, November, obviously going into December if you have a chance to hit the playoffs. Those games are so crucial in learning more about this football team and just keep finding ways to get better every single week. And you got to go out there and just play your tail off. That's the only way to get better, man. You can't be hesitant.

You can't be thinking about it. When that ball snap, you've got to go. And we'll fix this after the game. But I think we just put a full game together and it was fun to find a way to grind it out at the end. Well, we got to talk about your touchdown because I still don't understand how you scored or held on to the ball. I do not know how the fuck I got in there. There was a, it all was just like bang, bang, bang, bang. It was just like snapped the ball.

Look bad. Path through it right in my knee. Caught it. Fumbled it up to my chin. And then somebody's on me. I'm thinking I can like lean in. And then I just become like a piston, just like a straight up pencil, like a pencil dive. I'm just like holding the ball.

I'm like, this is not a good scenario. This is now. I feel everyone coming in and like punching at the ball. And I'm just like, I don't know how you held out to it. Put me in. I did see my man, Creed Humphrey and I think, was that Tray Smith as well? Tray Smith, yeah.

Both of them. Joanne's in there too. Joanne's in there too getting some action. Juan Taylor? Yeah, there he is. My dogs, all three of them are in there making sure I find out in the end zone. But, yeah, that was a very uncomfortable. They were brotherly shoved you in the end zone there.

That's a real brotherly shove right there. Well, that touchdown was your 50th touchdown from Pat. Damn. which is the fourth most touchdowns by any quarterback tight-end duo in NFL history. It came with 15 seconds left in the first half, a nice little shovel pass for a yard and a nice little brotherly shove. And you're in there. Listen, my dog, Patty Mahomes knows how to give me the ball. All right now.

All right, he knows how to get everyone the ball. Yeah. Nice little read the end. Oh, and is stretching up. It was nice. It was real nice. Second half defensive battle. The score was 2417 in the first half with five touchdown scored just in the second quarter.

But the second half of the game was a little bit different, dominated by defensive stands until the Chief's final drive at 3.30 left in the fourth quarter that ended with Isaiah Pacheco touchdown. Yeah, it was green. That Trey Smith had a fucking gray block on as well. Excuse my language for all those that are counting my swears. It felt like the second half. I wasn't obviously, at that point, I'm getting ready for my game. But watching it and being tuned into it, it felt like it was almost like there was less possessions for both teams. Like it felt like it went quicker.

I don't know if that is what it felt like to you guys. The whole game actually felt like it went pretty fast for me. But I know the first quarter flew by and the third quarter flew by. Yeah, third quarter was over quick. Yeah, second quarter and fourth quarter. I don't know. I remember a lot more in those drives for sure. What were the big adjustments the charges made to kind of slow things down in the second half a little bit?

They pushed me at the line a little bit and had a little bit more bracket coverages on crossers. I don't think it was always focused on me, but they had like a rob, a thief or a robber coming from the sky to kind of take anybody that was crossing the field. Yeah, but it was usually whichever side of the field you were on for the most part. Yeah, correct. I think it was that was really the only adjustments they made. against me in coverage. You know what I mean? So, I don't know.

They tightened up. I think the biggest thing for us was getting that run game going in the second half, and we just, we couldn't get it going fully. You know, we had a few decent runs here and there on first down, some good gainers that set us up for second in medium or second and short. But I think that's the memo going into next week is we've got to be able to run the ball better. Even when they know we're running the ball and we're kind of running out the clock or at least taking that time getting down the field.

Well, the Chief's defense continued some dominating performances, and it got even better there in the second half against the charters with a shutout. Not right now. The second half and finished with five sacks and two interceptions. Did Chris Jones get a sec? Did he keep the sack streak alive? That's a good question. I think he got in there.

I'm not sure. Interim Brandon. Can we get in there? Brandon? Yes or no. Yeah, your name. Maybe in a little bit. If he didn't, I know who had a great game was his first game back, was Charles Menehu.

Oh. There we go. My dog was bawling. He had a not only, I think he had two sacks, had a few QB pressures in a, in a swatted pass that ended up getting deflected into Ligerius Sneed's hand. So there was a big time turnover for us in the red zone and just seeing him back out on the field, enjoying what he does best. And that's just wreak havoc as a defensive lineman.

It was great to see him out there having some fun with his new team. My dog. The LeBron's stat of this game was that Travis Kelsey now has five career games with at least 150 receiving yards, joining Shannon Sharp as the only tight end in NFL history with at least five games of at least 150 receiving yards. Yeah, I mean, that's, that LeBronstadt would have been LeBron's the only one. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I don't think that's a LeBron stat. This is like a. This is where you're at in the rankings of a collective. But shout out to Unk. Listen, baby, any time I could be listed in any category with Unk. You know what I'm saying? That's a good company right there. And we did find out, Chris Jones, no sack.

Unfortunately, sack street breaks, but I'm sure he'll be quick to get another street going. Last thing for the Chief's game, as we all saw on social media, Taylor was in attendance. And it's turning out that it was good. She was in attendance because they put your stats up when she's at the game and when she's not at the game. I don't know if you're aware of this. but when T Swift is at the game you are averaging 99 yards

and when you are left with only your friends and remaining family there you are at 46.5 yards a game as it says in the edit or whatever it is left to his own devices well put it's hard for me to wrap my head around that sentence

but yeah not only is social media noticing it, but it appears that Big Red is noticing it because he weighed him. That's right. And his post-game press conference. I love Coach Reed, man. What a guy.

He was asked about your big game and his response was, Kelsey keeps getting better with time. Taylor can stay around all she wants. What a guy. Listen, when you're getting Big Red's approval and blessings, you know you're doing something right. That's right. Shout out to Chief's Kingdom.

There we go. Way to get a dub, baby. Divisional game, baby. Always, never easy. No matter what the score looks like, never easy. It's just, you know you've got to come with it. And sure enough, we got another big one next week. Perfect.

Eagles 31, Dolphins 17 on Sunday night football. Dagon, you guys were out there in the Kelly Greens looking fucking clean. Yeah, baby. I see, you guys, why the heck did you guys ever stop? wearing those things those things look sweet well i think uh jeffrey lorry brought the team and he wanted to make his own thing maybe i don't know i don't know what happened with uh kelly green going to midnight green i personally love the midnight green but there's nothing wrong with some midnight green but i also love the kelly green i like both of them and it was a silver the silvery gray that they got

going to that yeah man it's a nice it was dope it was a nice touch not gonna lie i've always wanted to wear i've always wanted to wear the jerseys and uh i missed out on it the last year they worn was the year before I got to the Eagles. So to be able to wear the jersey was pretty special for sure. Initial thoughts from the game, though, that's a huge win over a high, high, high, powered offense over

there in Miami. Yeah, obviously, huge game for us. Coming off of the Jets game, wanted to bounce back and get back in the win category. And we knew we were in for a tough game. Obviously, dude, the Dolphins offense has been unbelievable this season. They almost broke

a record that has been around as long the NFL has in terms of scoring the most amount of points in the game, the speed they have on offense. Can I just say, every time I think I'm used to how fast Tyreek Hill is, I'm not used to it. It's insane. It's nothing like it. TV does not do it justice. Like, you see it on the field.

There's nothing like a dude. How is he that quick? Bro. It's insane. Imagine running a route and you're like, you're just in your route. And all of a sudden you feel this, like a, like a car. a car just flying at the speed of light just flies past. You're like, what the fuck was that?

Whoa. Like you, you feel like when you're on the field, you fuck, you feel how fast he is, man. And it's, it's mind-blowing.

It's absolutely mind-blowing, man. You know, we knew offensively we were going to have to come with our A game. We knew the firepower that they have as an offense in Miami. But our defense, man, they showed up big time. Yeah,

that's huge, man. Got big play sleighback, man. I mean, really, they only gave up one touchdown on the day. and that was kind of a busted type of covers. They were double team in Tyreek, but he, I mean, again,

that speed is deceptive, I think. And he still found his word there. It's insane. And then we obviously had the interception for a touchdown that happened off like Jayland was getting hit while he was throwing it. But the defense was so dominant all game long. So really fired up to see that performance from them against,

I mean, at that point, the best offense in the NFL. Good team ball right there, man. You guys complimented it, man. And then, you know, for us, you know, still got to clean up the turnovers, but it felt like we were playing really, really good football. And we were playing as a unit really, really well. How do I just felt like everything was kind of clicking?

And it helps when you have AJ Brown and J. J.L.Hertz, there's no question about it. So, yeah, it felt good. Well, before we get to all the stats and all the teammates, having an unbelievable game, shout out to Taita and you. Dallas got her. You actually pulled up to the game in style. It's pretty cool.

Dude. Where the fuck did Landon Dickerson get that Mustang? That is a nice car. Yeah, sick. And Landon and I, Landon drives me to the game quite frequently because Kylie drives herself down and then we drive back home together after the game. Yeah, from the hotel you drive with Landon, yeah.

Normally we're in his truck. but he just recently got this nice Mustang and decided to drive it. And let me tell you, we were getting some stairs, and it wasn't because we were Landon Diggerson and Jason Kelsey. It was because that was the most badass car I've ever been to a game. And I once went to a game in a fire truck with Danny Watkins. Danny's the fireman himself. This might have topped it.

This thing was, this thing was loud. That thing was sweet. It was a vintage fire truck. That thing was Carly. I like that. thing. But this thing was cool, too. I don't even know what style of making, all that stuff. All I know is that it was loud as shit. And we were blaring some good old 80s rock and roll. That's what I'm talking about, man. You just got to, you can't, you can't, like, you can't go in there and listen to new music.

Yeah, we can't listen to Creed or Nickelback or something like that. You got a little bit of Wild Man. You guys pull it out of the nickel back. Oh, gosh. But not in a classic Mustang like that, man. You just got to blare some good old rocker roll. That's a hell of an entrance. If you're going to show up to Sunday night and ball out.

It got us in the mood right away. That starts it out. Listen, like Dion said, man, look good, play good. And Landon was like in full dress-as mode, full weather jacket. Oh, see, he would agree with like grease lightning? Dude, he was straight out of Greece. I love it, man. Landon Suko.

Landed Succo. The offense was rolling, though. Huge game against another high-powered offense going into it. You knew you had to put up points, man. Jalen finished the game with 279 passing with two passing touchdowns and one rushing TD and A.J. Brown had yet another record freaking game, man. 10 receptions, 137 yards, and a tutty. I've been telling you the key to the Eagles red zone offense is,

getting the ball to your tight end and feeding him. And you guys finally did that. Might be a little biased, but yeah, you've been saying that. Dallas, I mean, he's one of the best weapons you have on your team, one of the biggest mismatches, whatever. Dallas's five receptions for 77 yards and a touchdown definitely helped out last night. And no doubt. Why do you think you guys were able to find the success in the red zone?

Like, I know you guys have kind of been harping on touchdowns, or at least that's what you've been telling the 92 percenters. What do you think it was this time, though? Just focus? Yeah, we executed. We didn't kill ourselves. We had one mishap in the first drive where we had like a quarterback draw on like a hard to convert third and nine. But outside of that, we were pretty efficient in the red zone, I think. I'd have to go back and check the stats. I don't know. We were putting more time into it, obviously. This is something that we've wanted to get corrected. And for the most part, we didn't kill ourselves. They didn't have unnecessary penalties. We didn't have drop passes. We didn't have sacks that we tick. So I think when you're kind of, not killing yourselves, a lot of the times the issues get corrected. Yeah, I can see it. And you found out you had a really good tight end.

The Brotherly Shove dominates again. You went four for four on the Brotherly Shove. It's crazy you guys are running that four times in a game. I mean, we've run it more than that. I mean, it's... That's the most unstoppable playing football the way you guys do it. An Offside's penalty was incorrectly called again on Landon and the Brotherly Shove. It's you every single time, dude.

I know I'm destroying Landon's a rating right now because he's getting unnecessary penalties on him. Listen, I don't know what to do. I need to get in a four-point stance for the play so I can get as low as possible. I think that the goal we're going to try and do is go up to the referees before the games and just remind them like, hey, in these situations, I'm going to have two hands on the ground. There's been a lot of people online that have been saying, hey, can you wear like different color? Like, wear pink color gloves or put something on your hands. and listen, as we've talked about on this show, I don't want rest looking at my hands.

Like, I'm not wearing any auxiliary colors to let these dudes know what's happening with my hands on defenders. So that's not going to happen. But we will, I'm going to do my best to just remind them. Just a friendly reminder, hey, if you see another hand on the left side of that ball, that's because it's my left hand. It's not Landon Diggerson's hand. But you're still off sides, Jason. Huh?

You're still off sides. Who? You. I'm not off sides. your hand is off sides no it's not I'm the center I'm allowed in the neutral zone

how do you think I hold the ball Travis you're a cheater that's all I'm a cheater yeah well maybe you should wear pink gloves then so the rest know yeah my holding calls

go through the roof not a fucking chance that biggest brotherly shell was in the fourth quarter fourth or one on your own 26 that's a bolzy move there by Siriani and the gang the Eagles look like

you guys were going to pun it first and then took a time out and ended up just putting the ball in Jason's hands. And always a fun one. Were you surprised by that one? You know, I'm never surprised when we call it on a one-yard situation because it's such an efficient play for us. But that one was one where I was like out in the field when I knew it was short, I was like, man, do we sneak this or our defense has been playing really good? Do we pun it? and, you know, kind of hope that they hold these guys off. I'm assuming Siriani heard the booze.

I don't know. Because Philly knows how good this. Philly knows how good this play is. Apparently there were booze. I didn't hear the booze. All I know is the punt team came on. I'm like, you know what? I get it.

I think that's fair. And about immediately we got to the sideline, he's like, no, screw this. What am I thinking? Get back out there. We're doing this. And I'm, all right, all right. You know what? That's fine.

What is it like at the bottom of those piles? Um, it's, uh, it's what you expect, right? Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of people weighing on you. Um, you're getting squished and you're, you're just waiting. A lot of it is just like, oh, uh, uh, uh, and then slowly people start to get up and you're always the last one up because, uh, you're at the bottom of it. And I'm, I'm nonstop.

And I'm pretty sure everybody in the family or everybody that, that knows you is all in on this exact same mindset, um, as we were talking to, intern Brandon before this uh when there's a qb sneak i'm nonstop like trying to like find you i'm just like where is he right at the bottom is it at the bottom and it fucking blows my mind when you just pop out of the side standing up and like kind of running out and like how the fuck is he how is he standing after a qb sneak and everybody's like initial reaction just to die right at your feet it is the most mind-blowing thing i've ever seen it's like magic when you pop out the other side like standing up.

Yeah, typically if I'm still standing, that's not good. So hopefully that doesn't happen often. Well, the new heights, Reddit wants to know how accurate this meme is of Jason at the bottom of the Dutch bush, Peter Crippin. I think that if there's, I don't know if that's that exact clip. Yeah. That's fucking hilarious right here. But that one is a good one as well.

It's a, you know, people keep asking, you know, is it like painful? And it's weird. It's not like painful. It's not like painful. It's not... It's football. Yeah, it's grueling. Like, it just drains you.

Like, it is an energy draining play. You're just like fighting and keeping your feet moving and falling down and people are falling down on top of you. And it's just a mental toughness play. There's no question about it. As advertised. Everything you think that is, it is that. Pretty much. Osiriani's post-game press conference, he weighed in on the old conversation of banning the, the show.

or the tush push whatever you want, or the brotherly shove or tush push, whatever you want to call it. In quotes, people can't do it like we can do it. Don't ban this play. If everybody could do it, everybody would do it.

I know, that's, I mean, he's not lying. That's right. He also said every first down, it's first and nine, knowing that if you're,

if you get a fourth and one, shoot, a lot of the faith in that play. All right. I don't know what the fuck I just read, but basically every first down, you guys are, only thinking about nine yards instead of the 10 yards they would be. We only need to think about 10.

We only need to think about nine because if we get it to, well, you guys are also going for it on fourth and three. So you guys are the first and seven every fucking time. We didn't do the quarterback sneaking fourth and three. We just went for it on fourth down in that like part of the field and AJ had a big catch. Damn. You know, I don't know. I think he's fired up just because, you know, it's something that we do really, really well. And yeah, it's prideful, man. You know what's coming. You're in quotes saying that to the fucking line that makes it. That's good stuff. And more and more people are trying to ban the play, which, you know.

That's probably because everybody that's not running it or everybody that's running it, that's not the Eagles is, is only getting 67% success right this year. So, yeah, the shit's unfair. Fuck that. Fuck that play. I will say this. Fuck how cool that name is to Philly, the brotherly show. Fuck that. I'm not going to say whether it should be banned or whatever.

all I'm going to say is I disagree with people that don't think it's an exciting play. Like there are people that say like it's not football. It's not like an exciting. Like is there a more exciting play than the brotherly shove on fourth and one? Like when is the crowd?

Like what do you want to see more punts? That's what you want to see? You want to see. You want to see catch a punt here. Bam. Yeah, but that happens once out of how many punts. What's more exciting? A punt or people smashing together

for one yard. You got my vote, bud. The crowd might be roaring more for that play than it is in the red zone right now. It is insane. How much, whether it's an away game, whether it's an away game or a home game, the crowd's I know. I've never, I haven't been in the stadium yet while you guys are doing it at this point in the season.

I already know. Yeah. They're probably, exactly what it is. The punt team goes out there and they're probably booing Sierra. We know you got that. You fucking run it. It's unstoppable. I can hear every fan in Philly.

Philly, don't kill me for my terrible Philly accent or whatever I just tried to do right there. The big play Slay and the Eagles defense. The Eagles defense ended up holding the high-powered Miami Dolphins. Yeah. The record setting Miami Dolphins offense right now with Tua and Tyreek Hill and all those fucking speedsters. You guys held them to 17 points. Yeah. And listen, in fairness to them, they're down some guys right now.

They have some injuries going on. but yeah I mean incredibly impressive performance by our defense I didn't know how it was going to go to be honest with you because dude I don't know you start seeing a Tyreek Hill run like we said before and you're like man I got's fast and then you start seeing two or throw the ball

it's very it's like if there was an offense if I was an offensive coordinator this is my kind of fucking office seriously yeah I mean it's there's a lot of like misdirection yes yes very tricky offense to kind of like you have to be extremely disciplined

offensive or defensively Everybody's got to stay in your gap, stay in your gap, stay in your gap. Contain, contain, contain. And then that's what you guys did. The Eagles defense and the defensive line played phenomenal. Four sacks and an interception by the Eagles defense and the return of big play sleigh. And he came out. Then his name, he held up to his nickname, man.

Hey, they call him for a reason. Got him a huge interception in the red zone. Yeah. That's awesome, man. It's, isn't it, the game is just so much easier when the deep. defense does really well and the offense does really well. How about that? Isn't that just like, it's so simple if they just mesh together like that, but it's any

given fucking Sunday. So, I mean, if your defense is playing well and you're not turning the ball over, it's usually a good recipe. Yeah. You're going to have a good shot. And you think, where do you think this ranks in terms of the best defenses you've played with? They played a hell of a game the other night.

And they've, to date, they've played pretty good minus maybe a couple games, but they've been at times just dominant. And it's tough to, I mean, I've seen some really, really good defenses, defensive players. I'm not a huge fan of like comparing, you know, different years to different teams, but they're all different, man. They'll bring their own challenges. I know this one. These guys are damn good.

The front five, four, whatever package we're in, the defensive line is dominant. They're big, they're strong, they're fast. They're athletic. The linebackers all play well within the system and the DBs. I know we just added another one, as we'll talk about here in a second. But, yeah, got a lot of good players and they're coached really well. And that's led to, you know, what is turning into one of the best defenses I've ever seen. So hopefully that keeps up.

The LeBron's stat of the game for the Eagles versus Dolphins is with their win over the dolphins. the Eagles now have an 11-game win streak against animal teams. Hey! See, that's a LeBronstadt. I don't even know what kind of, that's a LeBronstadt. That's a fucking LeBronstadt all day. 100%. That's great shit right there.

That's good shit. Animalitics is what we're going to call that. We lost to the Jets, not an animalytic team. No, not an animal. We lost to the chiefs, not an amyloitic team. Yep. Just the only time you play teams with animals, you win. Yeah.

Well, call us a zookeeper. Ooh, nice. That right now. Trade news. Yeah, baby. As we end this week for the Eagles. Breaking news, really today. Howie Roseman is working his magic yet again going out and getting one of the best

safeties in the game. And he's been that way and kind of like under the radar to a lot of people. I know him as one of the best because when I play them, it is a long day. Every time I play Kevin Byard. Big time. big time trade. You guys got Julio Jones, and now you guys got Kevin Byard going into the second half of this season. And Byers a two-time pro bowler, two-time first team all-pro, and former NFL interception leader. And one of the coolest nicknames in the league.

How about that? His name is the mayor. I mean, dude, when your nickname is the mayor, that's a good sign. I feel like. We both played Byard at the Titans last year. What you're really good is a physical player, smart player, and that's always good at the safety position. Guys that understand zone coverages that understand run game fits. And just a guy that's not going to be out of position. He's always going to be there to make the play strong tackler. And honestly, he's really one of the biggest, like, safety. He's one of the bigger safety's kind of left in the game.

Like, he's not a small dude, and he's still very athletic and can run with you. So, yeah, it took us in overtime to beat the time. Titans last year, and I remember every single down that I had him man to man. He made it tough on me, man. I honestly do not know much about Bayard. I've talked to guys on the team, including A.J. Brown and Julio Jones have played with him in Tennessee. And let me tell you, everybody's fired up that this guy's joining the team, which is making

me fired up because I like good players and good teammates. So, yeah, I'm fired up. Listen, if we accomplish anything this year, we are going to have to send the nicest of Thank you, cars, to the Tennessee Titans for A.J. Brown and now Kevin Byard. Shout out of the very North East Island. Yeah, man. Too. Loving that.

Well, Jason, as we finish up this Eagles, Dolphins matchup, I'm really curious. Did you bring the Eagles, Kelly Green, Jersey home so that I can get it when I come to Philly? So that you can get it. Yeah. I call dibs on it. Trev, you can't call dibs on something that's not up for sale or grabs. Well, you're not doing anything with it. Yeah, damn.

I'm keeping it. Jason, stop. It's going to go right with my mummer suit in the basement. Jason in the closet? No, it's not going in the closet. It's going in a trash bag in the basement. It's my trophy. It's my first time ever wearing Kelly Green.

It's going to go where it belongs. Right next to the Super Bowl ring. I did talk to Rayquan Davis after the game. I do got to get him in Kelly Green Jersey. But that first one, I'm going to have to keep just because it's a big, that was really cool. My first time wearing that one. That's so gold.

That's so much more gold than you people, even the 92% is going to be. I'll get you one, though. I'll get you one. Fuck. I don't even, dude, that alone. You're cleaning the bag. Just keeping it in the trash bag. I don't even want it.

Let it be in your home. Damn, that was good. All right. Well, shout out to the Eagles. Hopefully we can play them. The fighting Miami's coming up here in a couple weeks in Germany, as well as you guys did. Dude, that's going to be awesome.

I can't wait to watch that. Player Insights on NFL storylines. That's right. Only two teams in the NFL are sitting at six and one right now. I'm just saying that guy. Who would have thought? Well, the script writers. That's right.

Keep us in this year. Man, that's crazy, man. Let's talk a little week seven roundup though, man. Let's give some quick thoughts about the biggest headlines for week seven. This dude, Miles Garrett, man. Dude, it's insane. He might have been the cult by himself, dude. It's, have you been watching?

Like, it's him. You could not draw up a better. more synergistic defensive coordinator and defensive player. Like Jim Schwartz plus Miles Garrett and the whole NFL is seeing it. Like, his style is just get off the ball as fast as possible and wreak havoc. And let me tell you, Miles Garrett is doing as much havoc as possible. He is wreaking havoc. I don't know what we're doing.

Like, why are people still letting tackles block this guy one-on-one? Like, it's... We got a chip. We can't. Every time we got a chip. The tight end is. staying in. He's not getting out. We're the biggest mismatch

on the field, Jason. We're not staying in. All the time. The tackle and the tight end together are going to double him all game long. I'm not letting him be one-on-one with anybody. You can't, I mean, it's not an option. Yeah, either that. We've got to get the ball out of quick. We've got to get the ball out quick, boys. Behind backup quarterback, PJ Walker, the Browns beat the Colts,

39 to 38. That was a good game too. Miles Garrett had nine tackles, two strip sacks, one tackle for loss, one pass defended, four quarterback pressures, and, of course, this highlight, where he jumps over the line to block a field goal. Oh, shit. The ultimate flank, the hurdle.

It's insane. How good this guys. Dude, this guys. It can beat you with power, speed, finesse, power, power. He practiced against us his off-season. He's in a single-handedly ruin the practice. Like, I'm like, dude, like, we can't let this happen. This dude, it's got some shit figured out.

And I'm watching it all happen in real games, too. Like, what is happening? Yeah, fuck. He's crossing over and then a center is just blocking him one-on-one. That's ridiculous. That's a tough situation. I'll tell you what, I ain't making that call. There ain't no chance I'm blocking it.

We're sliding this. Fuck that. What are we doing? Dude, I'm with you, man. You can't let just one dude just fucking completely take it over. But it's, I'm pretty sure everybody has this mentality. Like, we can't let this guy do it and he does it yet again against the Coltsman. I guess he's on game plan on the bowl.

Shout out to Beliveland and the freaking the dog that they got at D-Line, man. That dude's a fucking beast. I mean, I guess the Colts did okay. They still scored 38 points. Like what? I mean, yeah, that's damn good too. But yeah, Miles Garrett, holy cow. He's having a hell of a start to the season.

Yeah. We already went over the National Tighten's Day. Jason. Yeah, it's my favorite day of the year. The holiday we all know and love was celebrated all across the league with tight ends having massive days. I mean, you can't deny that it was a tight end day. I mean...

There's no question about that. Mike Keseki sealed the game against the bills with a one-yard TD. Gaseki had said he would stop his infamous gritty. Yeah, which is really the skeddattle. You know, it's not the gritty. Is that what he calls it?

I heard it somewhere. I'm not sure if he calls it. That's good. After getting roasted for it last season, he's been hitting his version of the gritty, which is the fucking best. I love it's epic dude what's that new one called it's not the grid it's like uh it almost looks like you're running in a circle that is all over social media what's that called that's a good one i don't know what that one's called 92 percent of us help us out man i enjoy watching it

pa pacheco isaiah pacheco hit it when he got in the end zone after the last touchdown oh did yeah he hit that thing but let's get back to some tight heads here mark andrews mark andrews mark andrews four catches 63 yards two tetties um 38 to six blodd victory over the lions which was definitely not on my bingo bingo card right there. I did not expect them to just go in there and absolutely walk the lions, man. The lions have been on fire lately. Yeah, the lions have been fantastic all season long. But shout out to Lamar Jackson's first half. It was pretty damn pressing. I didn't get to see the second half. But shout out to the Ravens defense too. The lion's offense has been putting up points. It seems like on everybody holding them to six.

Dude. Big time plays. This was Mark Andrews's ninth career game with at least two studies though tied with Antonio Gates for third most such games by a tight end in in his first six career seasons damn damn that's that's a damn good Lebrons stat Giants tight end Darren Waller led all Giants receivers seven catches 98 yards in a tud and a 14 to 7 win over the commanders yep yep the old fighting be enemies the Vikings Tj Hockison put up 11 reception getting double digits and receptions. That's how you feed a fucking tight end on a national,

national tight end day or the day after national tight end day, whichever way you want to say it. 11 receptions, 86 yards since he did play on Monday night against the 49ers, and they found a way to get that dub. That was a wild game. That was a great game to watch. As a tight end yourself, do all the tight ends conspire together

to have momentous games on, on National Tight-end Day? Dude, I think everybody's so in on it that, like, the game plans are a little bit more around the tight ends. I think that's, I think, I think everybody's in on National Tighten Day, but you.

Well, if that's the case, you guys should just, don't do National Titan Day, do National Titan Month. Then you get a month of getting plays designed for you. Damn. Or national tight-in year. No, you can't do that. National tight-end season.

No, that doesn't work. No, it's not as good. You can't do a whole season. Yeah, it's too selfish. Way too selfish. You can't just make the whole season. Shout out to all the tight ends, though, baby. Way to fucking show up this week.

And shout out to all the game planners for feeding the tight ends. As you can see, the list of stats I just went down. All those teams got dubs because they fed the boys. Feed your horse. As my dog, Chris Pearson says, feed your horse. I think the whole world's in on this. Flag football is coming to the Olympics, baby. We're going to win a gold medal.

we're going to win it. I mean, who's going to beat us? Well, I was saying specifically me and you, we're going to win it. I'm not, yeah, you're out of your mind. All right. It was announced that flag football. Backer. I don't get roasted in flag football.

Chasing little Italian guys around. Listen, the whole reason I started playing football was because I could hit people and put an helmet on. Flag football is not going to be drawn to my strengths. It was announced that flag football. will be an Olympic sport in the 2008 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles.

Ooh, and it's going to be in the backyard. This is cool. This is really cool because we actually talked about this with Nick Siriani too. The NFL is encouraging players to participate in the Olympics. It's already generated a ton of interest. Tyree Kill, A.J. Brown,

Michael Parsons, and Gronk are some of the guys who have already expressed interest. Dude, I'm excited about this. 2028. Yeah, we're going to be long gone. going to be old. I don't want to speak for Gronk, but Gronk's probably going to be a little bit old, too, at that point. I mean, me and Grunk are the same age, so that's, yeah. We're all in the same boat in that regard. I think, uh, I think we're all just going to have to be like assistant coaches

or some shit, but I need a fucking, I need a gold medal, so I need to be on that roster. It's somehow, some way. Dude, as we've talked about before, one of the downsides of playing football is that there isn't an ability to represent your country as of right now as a football player. Yeah, you can't be world champions, like you said. Yeah, well, as Noah Liles said, yeah. So we're excited about this. I mean, this is going to be really cool. For the first time in the history of our sport, guys are going to be able to represent their countries and play football.

I'll be at flag football, not anywhere near school, but it'll be fun. And I don't, do you think the USA team is just going to absolutely demolish every other team? I mean, it's going to be, it's going to be, yeah, we're going to absolutely smoke everyone. Like, who has a chance? There's some foreign players in the NFL now. Like what is... Jason, no. Don't do this.

It's... Jordan Milata. I'm actually surprised that this is becoming an Olympic sport because I would love to just see what flag football looks like in other countries right now. Dude, maybe they're doing some weird stuff that we've never seen before. I mean, you got to think like New Zealand. New Zealand's probably playing rugby. I don't know if Peter King is going to like what they're doing out there in the flag football field.

Just lateral in it, nothing right? What if they just come out with a rugby offense? It's going to catch us off guard. Yeah, it's not. It's not. I mean, you know, it's an interesting thought that I was actually brought to my attention by one of our trainers, shout up to Julie in Kansas City. And it was actually brought to my attention that the Summer Olympics are actually

when training camp is. I know. Guys are going to miss training camp, which is probably why there's a lot of interest. It's actually surprising that the NFL would encourage us. For the love of God, pick me out of this long-dried trip. Yeah, so that's an interesting scenario. But we'll see in a few years just how it all plays out. The thing that the players are going to have is the NFL is for sure going to be encouraging this as they already are.

Because there's the one thing that the NFL is trying to do, and I think it's blatantly obvious with how many foreign games are having. The NFL wants football to be a world sport. And they sure are trying. And the Olympics is one way that all of these other countries are going to. going to be able to compete and gain interest in the game of football. Even though it is flag football, it's still going to be football. And I think the NFL is going to want football in general being played and viewed. So the best way to do that is have the best players in the NFL dominate the freaking Olympics.

Dude, you know what other sports is making its entrance to the Olympics? Spike ball. LaCross. I thought it was already in. LaCross isn't an Olympic sport? I don't believe so. Not a summer Olympic sport. I don't believe so.

I'm pretty sure it's going to be 2028. It's going to be the first year. That's cool. Dude. I might be able to do that. That's what I'm saying. I can play center midi. I can play center midi.

Are you kidding me? There's no chance. What? You don't think I can play center D right now? I think we should go play lacrosse with some like legit lacrosse players and see how bad we are at this point of life. First of all, being, yeah, no, I hear you. But legit, that's American. That's American lacrosse plays.

It begins. going against, you know, whoever else is out here playing lacrosse, like. Well, Canada's good, I think. Canada's where, I believe the game, like, the current rules got invented, right? You might know a little bit about history that I don't know. I know it's a Native American sport. Intern, Brandon, please get on the Google machine or whatever search engine used. But I believe, yes, lacrosse is a Native American sport, but I believe the current, like, game rules were written by Canadians.

Brandon, can we please, for the love of God, type something on the computer to say yes or no to that. Should be an easy Google. Can you do something as an intern for us sometime? Modern day lacrosse descends from and resembles the sickball games played by these. Brandon, we just said that. We already said that. This doesn't answer the question. Do you know how to Google?

For those of you that don't know, Jason actually played it all the way through high school. Ooh, we got one. Hold on. Jean de. That's French, whatever that is. 100%. Recorded observations of a lacrosse game in 1683 and what is now southern Ontario, Canada. I don't know.

Whatever. Either way, it's got roots all in the North American region. So, I don't know. There's some good players up there north of Lake Erie that are getting into it. And I can see Canada given the NFL run for its money in flag. No chance. It's just what to see your reaction. Is it Canadian rules or is it NFL rules flag?

Oh, what if they just create their own like rules? Don't you get like an extra skill guy up there in Canada, don't you? You also get the running starts. So is it like on it? What's the field they're playing on in the Olympics? These are all questions that we can't even talk about. We just know it's a sport. Yeah.

I was going to say those of you that didn't know, Jason played lacrosse from seventh grade all the way through high school. And I played seventh, eighth grade years. And just in the backyard with Jason. all the way leading up to when I started playing. One of the funest sports I have ever played in my life. For those of you that have a lacrosse team or are thinking about playing the cross, highly suggest it. Awesome sport.

And if you're around any lacrosse, like college games or even into lacrosse, it's awesome. It's great. All of its good stuff, man. They never gets enough love, so I wanted to throw that out there. That, yeah, me and Jason played every single sport. and we're really good at all of them. Moving on, baby.

All right, let's get to our stamp of the week. Yeah, for those of you that don't know what a stamp is, we always give a shout out to whoever's taking their game to New Heights week by week. And this week I'm going to highlight a very familiar name, a guy that is taking the wide receiver position to New Heights. And that's A.J. Brown. AJ Brown had his fifth consecutive game reaching.

That's my two. 125 receiving yards tied with Hall of Famer Calvin Johnson. Megatron. This dude is getting into Megatron conversation, dude. So he's tied Megatron and Pat Studstill. Hopefully I said that name right from 1966. Jesus.

As the longest streak in NFL history. So he's got one more game of over 125 yards receiving. And he is the record holder. had 10 receptions for 137 yards this past week and a touchdown and a huge Sunday night football game. And because he looked fucking sweet in those Kelly Green jerseys, you got my stamp of the week, AJ. Hey, hey. Congrats on taking your game to new heights. You took my teammate as the guy that I was getting my stamp of the week on, but that's fine.

I hope that next Sunday is National Receivers Day because I would love for AJ Brown to break this record. Start it up. Just say it, dude. Say it right now that it is. and then it will be a national day. What's next Sunday? Tell them you declare it. All right.

From henceforth, I declare October 29th as National Receivers Day. Just go National AJ Brown Day. National AJ Brown Day. And it's done. It'll be on Google next week. So perfect.

All right. Who's your stamp? If you're picking AJ Brown, I got to go to Kirk Cousins. Ooh. Hopefully everybody is watching the game. Monday night right after the Phillies game, obviously not in the best of moods as a Philadelphian.

But I turned Monday night football on to watch Kirk Cousins take on the 49ers. Kirk, I mean, his nickname is a mocking nickname. He's known as Primetime Kirk, not for good, but is for, I mean, his onslaught of poor performances in prime time football games. It is. It's a dick. And, dude, I'm happy for the guy. He bawled out.

He was. He was fucking bowling. He's balling all year. He's been balling all year. Against arguably, I mean, on paper and in real life, the 49ers defense is damn good across the board. And Kurt went out there and threw for 378 yards, two touchdowns, and Vikings 2217 win against the 49ers. It was an impressive game. And let me tell you, they were getting pressure on them.

Javon Hargrave, Armstead, Bosa. It was the score and those stats. that Kirk put up were hard fought. And impressive. I mean, some of the things he snuck out of, I don't know how he did. Yeah. And he's doing it without Jefferson, which is mind-blowing, one of the best receivers in the freaking game.

Addison stepped up big time. It was an honorable mention for a stamp of the week. Shout out to Addison. But, yeah, no, it was a Kirk Cousin show, man. And he was fine in ways. And he got my guy, T.J. Hockis on the ball right now. Not only was the Kirk Cousin show, it was the prime time Kirk Cousin show. He might be officially changing the meaning of his own nickname that was designed to mock him.

I think that that's really cool. And I've always liked Kirk. So congratulations, Kirk. I'm bawling out. I guess it's former coach, too. Like Shanahan. Damn. I didn't even put two and two together.

Yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, this was a big game for Kirk. Shout out to Kirk, man. Against the game with the chain swinging. Two. Big chain guy. Big chain guy.

Big chain guy. Sports Center top 10 chain in his post game as he was running off the field. I'm just like, damn, that would Kirk got chains on chains on chains. I don't know if he has a top 10 play from that game, but it was a good game. All right now. Either way, exciting game, took down, I mean, maybe the hottest team of football right now in the 49ers who have looked darn near unbeatable, if we're all being honest. So shout out to you, Kirk. Yeah, take your first new height stand for the week, Bob.

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