New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Kyle Juszczyk's Beer Fines, Chiefs Roll Miami, Keenum Balls Out, NFL’s PI Problem, & Jamie Foxx Is Ready On Any Given Sunday | Ep 204

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

92%ers, welcome to another episode of New Heights, brought to you by Reese’s! Today, we are joined by Kyle Juszczyk and Jamie Foxx!First, we’ve got a huge announcement for our Kansas City 92%ers, Travis recaps the win over the Dolphins, we react to Case Keenum’s huge upset over the Eagles, try and make sense of what happened in Rio, debate the NFL’s pass interference problem, and get a special delivery from Caitlin Clark. Kyle Juszczyk stops by to plead his case, let us know what he was really chugging on the field, and celebrate the rise of the fullback. We’ve also got an electric conversation with Jamie Foxx. We revisit the hysterical NFL ‘Wide Deceiver,’ hear some incredible stories about Ray Lewis, learn why it’s not safe to be the “triple OG’ in the club, how Jamie’s kids literally saved his life during his medical scare, and so much more! Jamie’s new special “Take Care of Yourself” premieres October 7th on Hulu.https://www.hulu.com/movie/jamie-foxx-take-care-of-yourself-d47ac03e-1654-4301-8c59-84c7871bb778Watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights every Wednesday during the NFL season and follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshowYou can also listen to new episodes on Wondery, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. ...Watch the full episode here:Prime: https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0JLG80EV3QTOUJWLN8KSQ3OSTL?ref_=atv_dp_share_cu_rApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynwSupport the show: REESE’S: Everything happens for a REESE’S. Buy now!ALLSTATE: Check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds: https://Allstate.com.ROYAL CARIBBEAN: This is As Big as Vacation Gets only Royal Caribbean. Book Your Vacation Today. Visit https://royalcaribbean.com to learn more.NIKE: The Nike Caitlin 1’s are out October 1st. Shop on https://Nike.com, Footlocker, or  Dick’s Sporting Goods.PRIZEPICKS: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NEWHEIGHTS and use code NEWHEIGHTS and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup!COLGATE: Colgate Total prevents problems before they start. Available on Amazon https://tinyurl.com/ColgateTotalAmazon. FARMER’S DOG: Episode Sponsored By The Farmer’s Dog . Get 50% off your first box of freshly made dog food at https://TheFarmersDog.com/newheightsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I call Ray Lewis. Fox, what up with it, baby? I said, this dude on the beat say he run a four dues. He said, Fox, what his ass look like? I said, hold on, hold on. Hold on. What, what, what, what, how do we get to there? He said, Fox, if he run a four deuce, we can use it.

Look at his ass. So I tell him, I said, hey, man, did you turn around? Did you turn around? I did you turn around? I got a little bit. I said, man, he ain't got no ass. Fox, he's lying. I said, cool.

to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a wonder show brought to you by Reese's, your favorite chocolate peanut butter to live. Shout out to Ed Kelsey. I know he's snacking on one right now. We are your host. I'm Travis Kelsey. This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Shout out to those bear cats down there in Cincinnati, man. Finding a way to get another fucking dove against Kate State last week.

We got another big one this week, I believe, out in Arizona. A little big 12 matchup. subscribe on YouTube or wherever you get your podcast. Follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with one-eth fun clips throughout the week. And before Jason tells you what we've got coming up, we got October baseball coming and the fucking guards got to buy that fucking girl, man.

Cleveland is rocking right now. Shout out to Tate for making that song. Just give them the city a little bit more. Dude, that song is incredible. That is, Kylie and I have been listening to it so much. Come on, man. There's just like something about it. It makes you feel really good.

It's a great song. I love it, man. Well, Jason, why don't you tell the people what we got coming up? Well, 19-percenters, we got the Chief's big win in Miami, the Birds Monday night fiasco over there in Chicago. And we've also got NFL bad boy. Kyle Hughes Check, the juice is here. That's right. And we've also got Jamie Fox, incredible combo about his new stand-up special coming out.

We didn't talk one time. I mean, it's kind of a crazy interview. He took over the entire thing, which- It was awesome. Yeah, made it very easy for us. entertainers of all time. What do you want? What do you want us to do, everyone?

You're going to enjoy it. Well, before we getting all that, we're going to start with what we always start with Trap. Let's get to some of that new news. All right now, new news. New news is brought to you by Allstate, and we're going to start off with the newest of news, the KC tailgate. Ooh.

We're having a 92 percent of New Heights tailgate on October 18th in Kansas City. All right, that's right. At Arrowhead Stadium, Lot M. from 11 o'clock to 3 o'clock with our friends from Nike. So hopefully be some merch there. It should be some good merch. There's always going to be some good merch. When you got the swoosh in town, baby.

Outside of the merch, there's going to be some free food, games, challenges, a DJ. Trav has always wanted to be a DJ. Trav, do you know who the DJ's going to be? I still want to get that. I want to see, I want to see DJ Trav. DJ Trav. DJTrap? Would that be your DJ name?

What would your DJ name be? I don't know, man. I don't know. DJ yak. DJ yak. DJ yak. DJ yak's actually good. That's actually really good.

DJ Yakman. It's the yak man. Do you start every set with that? I just like throw that in the set. Periodically. That would be, I would go to every show. All right. I will be there.

Travis will also be there, but he will be getting ready to play a football game. So he will not be at the tailgate, but you can go into the stadium and then watch the Big Yeti play. best part is it's completely free. All you got to do is show up. There you go.

Show up with your party head on and get ready to cheer the chiefs on in Arrowhead with all the other 92%ers. For all the details, you can check out our out of the house page on the Kelsey Clubhouse. Again, October 18th Arrowhead, lot M free 11 to 3. I bought it, man. What a plug.

Jason dropped some teach tape about the Eagles O line. Man, was it? It was what the people were looking for, man. Jason loves to talk ball and you get all of Jason Kelsey talking about the Eagles offensive line and how they're playing this year. And it's pretty cool. A lot of the successful plays down in the Red Zone. Even Jalen finding. Don Tavia and Wicks.

There you go. That guy. He had a pretty fucking good game. Really every single game. He's really showing up. He's been awesome so far. Big time receiver. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah. They came home from Green Bay. him and Jalen started getting some chemistry. I was hearing noise about the Eagles being excited to see him play, even in, what, OTAs and all that stuff. Yeah, I mean, listen, it's a little dated now. Obviously, the Eagles just played the Bears, so it's not the same.

But the thing I really liked was, you know, watching and putting together that tape, you see the outside zone play, and it's close to be in there, right? Steen just needs to get a little bit wider on his angle. Flash forward to this Monday night. They were all taking great angles. They really ran outside zone well for the majority of the night. got it stuffed a couple times. But, I mean, had a lot of really big drives.

If it wasn't for some penalties and holding calls, the run game was clicking for a lot of that game. They kind of shot themselves in the foot out. We're going to get to that later. But either way, I think we're going to do some more of this tapes breakdown. Isn't always going to be Eagle? We'd love to dive into things happening across the league. We have another one coming up.

I've always been interested in analytics. The guy I know most, Travis, in the analytics world. Yeah. Ryan Pagnetty. He's turned into a pretty big figure online. He was the guy that tweeted about the field goal situation over in New England, pointed out the scoreboard having the field goal posts up and behind it. Anyways, he was with the Eagles for a long time.

He was a big reason why we started running quarterback sneaks and going for it on fourth down back when Doug was first brought on as to be the head coach. So always have vived with Ryan a lot of these decisions and ways that he thinks about the game from a number standpoint. So we have a special episode coming out later this week with Ryan Pagnetti who's going to break down analytics game, which is something that I, even after sitting down, is a world I still want to know more about. Like, it is insane how much these numbers go into it. And that's the thing. Everyone hears analytics and they kind of like know like, yeah, numbers.

I guess like they're doing like stats and they're like taking the higher percentages and leaning towards that decision over the other. but you still really don't know until you get a guy like Ryan in the building to tell you what it really means. It's just like a synonymous term with the entire NFL, but probably 80% of the people watching have no idea what a cat is. Yeah. So anyways. When you get good, you can tell them why they even call it a cat. Like why? And then if you get good like John Madden, you can make it a joke.

If you look at the court or the court. Yeah, the quarter is just sitting over there like a cat ready to jump on it. I don't know. Jump on a house mouse that you got running around the basement. I always thought it was just a C word that fit for a corner blitz. There you go. But I do think cat in particular is it's like a sneaky. It's like a quick.

Ready to pounce. Yeah, it does feel like a cat. It's just run with it. Fuck it. Well, you can check out that video and the upcoming video on the analytics on the same YouTube page you're watching right now. Or if you're watching, I guess, on Spotify or something like that, these are all be on the YouTube page because there is film and video necessary to make these work. Yeah, if you have something you want us to break down, leave it in the comments.

Be happy to hear what you guys are interested in seeing. Man, we'd love to hear that. And that does it for new news brought to you by Allstate. You're in good hands with Allstate. Before we recap week three in the NFL, we've got a news segment. Brandon, why don't you roll the tape? In the football justice system, hand-based celebration. are considered especially heinous.

On the New Heights podcast, the dedicated host to investigate these vicious infractions are members of an elite squad known as the 92% these are their stories. Let's go. Let's go.

All right, Eddie, our defendant today is a 6'2 fullback from Medina, Ohio. Let's go! Pete time, first team, all Ivy League at Harvard ever heard of it?

Come on now. Come on now. or two-time first team all pro from the San Francisco 49 is please welcome the NFL bad boy accused of quote an offensive demonstration that could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste the juice Kyle you should let's go North East Ohio ball player me let me let's go let's go all right I'm good I'm good boys hey good to be here good to be with my my Northeast Ohio brother Come on, baby. It is an honor to have you. Even under these circumstances, I can't believe it's been this long. Come on. The biggest, like, fullback was always my favorite position.

I looked up to Mike Allstate, Lorenzo Neal. I played fullback in middle school. I've loved every fullback I've ever played with. You are the pinnacle of the fullback position. And it's an honor to have you on New Heights, Kyle. Hey, I appreciate that. Outside of you touching the ball, you basically were a fullback. They used me like that.

You pulled on the edges. You know what it's like. Well, that's awesome. We'll start with what's happening on hand first. Yep. How dare you? What? I'm a monster.

Yeah, yeah. Absolute monster. What was in the glass? What, what the contents from your perspective? Listen, I've literally, so I've been doing this celebration at least seven years, maybe more. I feel like I might have even done it in college once. So my nickname for the longest time has been juice. I have literally a juice box on my thigh pad.

The whole stadium. Juice. When I touched the ball. So an homage to that is I literally I drink juice. And that's been going down for the longest time. But for whatever reason this past week, it was out of line, man. the way you did it the way you went up it was beer you could tell it was beer it was a full chug yeah everyone knows you don't go full chug on a juice yeah you can't you can't drink juice when you

got the bud light patio in the end when you're cutting to the bud light celly can oh my gosh it's it's a hypocrisy man hypocrisy at the highest level it feels they dinged a couple other guys too didn't they this week? A lot of guys got fined. I saw said that there was $500,000 worth of fines in week two. Jesus. Is it really that egregious? Yeah, exactly.

I feel like unless there's something way out of line, what are we doing here, guys? What do we do? And also, like, I don't need a $15,000 fine to make me stop doing something. Hey, why don't you just reach out to me and be like, hey, maybe, you know, don't do that. Right. I mean, this is a whole different thing, though, because even if this was beer, what's the problem? Correct. Yeah, the NFL has beer labeled off of like every single thing in the stadiums, like you just said. It's on every commercial break.

They're an official sponsor of the NFL. It feels just very weird that all of a sudden they're cracking down on this one specific thing. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if after I scored they cut to Jason jumping through a table. in Buffalo and then shut them in a beer right. That's a realistic thing that probably happened. They immediately just got to a Budlight commercial. No question. Jason's shirt off, chugging beers.

In the finding process, you have an opportunity to appeal what you've been accused from. Juice, I believe you have that coming up. And you've had a few of these before, right? I know what I'm going into. It's funny. it's like a real court hearing. And I will say, I've got a pretty good record. My guy with the Harvard, man, he has paid attention.

He paid attention. I'm like sticks of seven. The hell isn't a bunch of dummies out there, man. We got some smart news. You would love one of my appeals. It had to do with leading with the crown of my head. And I hit them with Newton's like second law. The object in motion remains in motion.

Yeah. We'll stay in motion. An object at rest stays in. and I'm pretty sure the guy on the other side of the phone just had his jaw down is like what do I say that he fucking brought out Isaac man hard to dispute a law of science juice are you taking jason's legal advice uh jason tweeted out should uh jew should threaten to counter sue for defamation how dare they allege false accusations no way they can approve no way they could prove he was chugging alcohol I'm going to take that in consideration, honestly.

But you know what's funny is like, so like I said the day after like, I don't even really drink beer. Like I probably, I drink maybe like five times a year like in the off season. But after I said that, I started thinking about it. I'm like, all right, there's two common denominators of when I do drink alcohol. And I realized that the one of them, I was in band in Dunes with. Come on, George. I was at Titan, you.

with Travis and George. And I was at Travis' his wedding with Travis and George. We got some common denominators. We got some bad influences around. They're the ones that are leading me astray. I'm telling you. Ah, man, we're just having a good time.

Nobody's, you know what I mean? Just one. Just one. That's all I need. Just one. Just nothing too crazy. George has said that your new nickname is beer. Is that going to stick you think?

It's been incredible. like I've got the chefs in the cafeteria are calling me beer, the janitors, or they, beer, like people see. People are caught up to that one quickly. They love it. Juice is out the window. We're not going to let you get out of here. Obviously, this is a crazy thing that happened this past week, but we do got to talk about

some fullbacks with you. Yeah, baby. There's been more fullback usage than there has been a long time in the NFL. You've obviously been featured a lot over the last decade with the Shanahan system. where do you feel like the position is right now in the NFL? Yeah, I mean, I love to see that uptick. But I think it's, I've always said, it's one of those cyclical things that, you know, as defenses adapt to offenses, now offenses start adapting back to the defense.

You know, you saw the huge spike in offenses being an 11 personnel, three wide receivers. So the defense has countered that with smaller linebackers, a lot of converted safeties going to linebacker so that you could match that space. speed, be able to play in space. And then now, as you see the defenses have gotten smaller and faster, you're seeing that uptick with fullback usage. You're seeing all this 13 personnel, 22 personnel. So we're kind of just bringing it right back that, all right, if you're going to have

smaller defenders on the field, let's have some bigger guys that we can attack you and just go downhill. And so I just think it's going to constantly go back and forth. I'm obviously, I'm super stoked to see that there's, you know, other fullbacks out there that are getting some burn. And I love to see that there's more offenses in general that just that use that type of scheme. And I hope it continues to go up.

And I hope to see a little bit more of it in college as well. So it's not always converted linebackers and and converted guards, defense tackles, that type of stuff. You know, I'd love to see some like real true fullbacks that have been playing the position for a while. So one of the things that I think makes it unique about you, is, and one of the reasons I think you've been there the whole time is you're a fullback, but you can easily line up at tight end.

You can line up in a slot position. Like, that's what's always stood out to me about Shanahan's offense and why you're such a central figure to it. It's like you're saying, okay, if you want to play small, dude, we can pack it in here and juice or isolate any of these guys. He can block it end if we need them to. Like, if we want to spread it out because they're going big, like the multiplicity of formations and plays you can get to when you have.

have a guy like you is pretty awesome to see and the creativity that comes with it. Would you agree with that? Yeah, I appreciate that. And I've always kind of hung my head on that of being versatile. Like literally my nickname from my high school newspaper was Mr. Versatility. Okay, boys. Here we go. Yeah, the Medina Gazette.

Shout out. Come on. That's awesome. But it's really, I mean, you see it a lot. I'm not the only one on this offense. You know, Debo Samuel, he's a wide receiver that plays running back. A hundred percent. Christians are running back that plays receiver.

George is a tight end that plays receiver. We have so many kind of like positionless players that Kyle just does such a good job of mismatching people and putting us everywhere so that we can take advantage of stuff. It reminds me, what you guys are doing offensively reminds me what New England did defensively for years, right? Like they had all these linebackers and it's like, okay, they can be in a four down front, then they put a guy in the line of scrimmers. They could be five down.

and those like those Jamie Collins High Tower, those guys that can be anywhere. And it's like, man, are we treating this guy like he's a down guy? Because I don't want to leave the halfback on him. And then like, okay, he can go out there and cover a tight end and covers. I'm like, what is happening here? You know firsthand what a pain that can be when it comes to identifying the defense, especially now defense aliming are wearing these single digit numbers.

Right. And you're like, all right, is this a delinement? This is a linebacker? Are we in a four down front? Are we sliding? Are we in a man protection? Like, it does make. make it tough when guys can play a lot of different spots, offense or defense.

So were you always a fullback? No. So growing up, I was a quarterback, like all through middle school and early high school, ended up playing like running back, tight end, receiver, everything. Defense, I was always an inside linebacker. And then when I went to college, I was a tight end, but I was basically a glorified receiver. Like I was in the slot 90% of the time. I only had my hand in the dirt like 10% of the time. And I'd go to fullback for short yardage and goal line stuff.

That's a lot of the offenses around our days, yeah. Did you have like favorite players growing up? Who were the guys that you liked when you were a kid? Wayne Krabet was my favorite. Time out. Come on. Wayne Krabet, wide receiver for the New York Jets, number 80, short, didn't wear gloves, like taped his fingers, went to Hofstra.

he was just a grimy blue-collar guy. He was my number one. He played on AstroTurf, man. Oh, yeah. That sounds like an Astro-Turf name right there. Before middle school, I think I read his autobiography like five times. Like, I was obsessed. And then when I got older, Dallas Clark was my favorite.

And that's why I started wearing 44 is because he was a tight end that could run routes and was legitimately like a receiver. So, and again, didn't wear gloves. No gloves. I was about to say. Yeah. I didn't wear gloves to my junior year of college. And then you realize, oh, shit, gloves work.

Well, to this day, I wear the weather gloves no matter what. Oh, nice. Because when I first started wearing gloves, I'm like, well, I really, I don't even want the stickiness. I just wanted the protection from when I was blocking. So I'm like, let's have the most natural feel as possible, but still have that protection. So I still wear all weather gloves. Yeah, it blows my mind seeing linemen that wear the sticky gloves. Like, I don't like the way that feels when I'm trying to grab.

Like, it just, I don't feel like it has the same, like, textury feel. It doesn't feel right. When you snap, did you have a glove on your right hand? No, I tried doing that for like a year or two, and the snaps weren't consistent enough, so I got rid of it. I would tape the shit out of my right hand would be, like, all cut up and bloody once after the first game through the end of the season. Always. We got to talk 49. We talk fullback.

You guys are freaking rolling right now, man. Absolutely. I like. I think every, you guys start out a. Big game against the Rams. Everybody's kind of talking about the Rams all offseason. And you guys go to Australia, put on a hell of a performance. I don't know, man.

Keep it rolling, brother. It's fun to watch right now. You got the 49ers are healthy and back. Well, trying to be healthy. It's like. I love the squad, man. I love it. And I feel like people, you didn't get much offseason hype because nobody wants to keep

talking about the same guys. Like, you know, we are. I think we're the oldest team in the league. average and people love the fun new toys they love to see that you know the young guys the new exciting guys they don't want to talk about me and george and christian and brock and mike evans like adding oh my friend and green love like people they want to talk about the new young hotness and i get it but listen we've played a lot of football we've had a lot of success and like we know how to win games and play together so i i like where we're at damn sure do you guys are giving

him a lot to talk about now, baby. Absolutely rolling. Brock Purdy is out there fucking slinging it around, man, making crazy plays with his legs. It's fun to fucking watch you guys play, man. And you're the pinnacle of the position, brother. You're the best to ever do it in my eyes. I appreciate you jumping on with this. And good luck with your appeal a little later on. Thanks, brother. And I don't know why. I'm just going to put it out here, but I feel like all roads are going to end at freaking Kansas City and San Francisco again. Let's do it again, baby. Let's do it again.

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Let's start with some positive, bold topics. Chiefs 24 Dolphins 10. Trav take us down to what it was like in South Florida. First of all, how hot was it? It was hot. It was definitely hot. We've been practicing in some crazy heat and humidity here in Kansas City over the past three weeks, though.

So it's been kind of, we've been fortunate that Mother Nature has been gearing us up. Yeah, gearing us up for this game-specific. because it was hot. It was hot and humid. There were times when the sun was hiding behind the clouds, but there were also times where, as in this picture, it was just, it felt like. It ain't hiding. Yeah.

But I'm not going to lie, it was a luxury on the sideline. Once you got to the sideline, we had a nice little cabana with air-conditioned seats, and I'm not going to lie, I had the best seat in the house, Jason. Dude, air-condition seats are a game-changer. Are you fucking kidding? And it's not just like... You get that cold air coming up through the taint? That's what I'm saying.

right up there. It's not just like a fan. You know what I mean? Like I was sitting in a fridge on the sideline and that was keeping me fresh. Because typically you're not, you don't have air condition seats and you're just sweating from the humidity of the South Florida. Yes. But outside of the heat and the weather, it was a beautiful day.

And we got out of there with a two score victory. Well, it was a very fun game to watch. We were all cheering you on in the Kelsey household. Papa Kells came over to watch the game, the girls, everybody. Yeah. Had a great time. You start off right from the get-go, right? Only finished with two reception, but the first one out the gate, I believe, was 48 yards.

Yep, it was a big one. I was butt-naked open. Nobody within 10 to 15 yards of me. And, you know, it goes back to me asking, you know, how the heck did I become the most yards after the catch? Well, it's because Andy Reid's dialing up plays. Yeah, where I don't have. anyone near me. So I was excited about the first 15 this week. Had a lot of great stuff in there. Sure

enough, we scored the first touchdown after four plays, get back out there and put 11 play drive together to score again. So it was, we came out hot. We got to be able to finish drives. A lot of flags on both sides of the ball for both teams kind of, you know, puts a halt to the momentum that you're trying to get, kills drives. A lot of that across the NFL, man. Yeah, and you just got to try, you know, hone in on those fundamentals, make sure you're not giving the rest anything to fucking call. That's just how the game goes.

So we killed ourselves in a lot of ways. Probably should have ran away with it there in the second half, but found a way to really finish strong on both sides of the ball. And yeah, got out of there with a victory. I do want to, because you mentioned the penalties thing. And it was something that I noticed on Sunday, and I've noticed all, like, like early season.

It feels like there's been so many penalties in big crucial moments. Dangtowns called back. So senior correspondent Ryan, Ryan Pagnetti of analytics, I did ask him. I was like, dude, how many, it feels like this is happening. So I said, how many touchdowns have been called back from penalties? This is what he said. 14 touchdowns have been erased by penalties so far this season. The fourth most through three weeks since the year 2000.

And that doesn't account last night. I don't know if there was one last night. There's a couple that kind of ruined drives, but I don't know if they called them back specifically. Seven alone on Sunday, which is the eighth highest individual week out of 450 weeks since 2000. There have been 16 penalty plays that have been a swing of at least 10% winning the game percentage. The highest, this is where the analytics kind of get, I get a little lost,

but it's an interesting stat. 16 penalty plays that have been a swing of at least a 10% chance. chance to win the game, the highest total through three weeks since the year 2000. So they've been all over the place. And a lot of them have been these DPI ones where it's like an underthrowing ball. And I don't know what you do if you're the cornerback. Like I just, it's... It's tough, man.

Everybody's trying to do their job. But at the same time, I'm not going to lie, I had one. And it's just you're kind of sitting there. You're playing football and you see some laundry on the field. And you're just like, man, what could that have been? and then to realize that you were a part of it, you were just like, oh. All right, sweet. Yeah.

A lot of people are asking, Trav, you're off to one of the best starts of your career and you're in year 14. Patrick Brennan put a little perspective on some of those performances. In terms of performance for a 37-year-old receiver to start a season, Travis Kelsey is off to the best start in recorded history. And that's not even remotely close. I'm the best geyser to ever play the game. Talk about analytics. Look at this chart. In terms of a performance for a 37-year-old, motherfucker, I'm 36.

Well, 37 in a week or... I think, yeah, literally Monday. All right, well, let's get to some other tweets. Another guy. Casey Sports Network, Travis, turning back the clock. Travis has recorded 55 plus receiving yards in each of his first three games in a season for the first time since 2021. That's a wild step.

Yeah, it's crazy, man. 2021 was only five years ago, man. Isn't that nuts? Travis Kelsey's averaging 16.5 yards per catch through three games. He hasn't averaged 13 yards per catch since 2020. Bottom line is you're getting wide the fuck open. Partly because of you, partly because of Andy, partly because of Kenneth Walker, whatever is working.

It's working. Patty cuts is taking all the credit, though. Did you see this? Patty, Patty cuts. Listen, man, the fade's giving me powers, man. Dion said it best, man. You look good. You play good, man.

That's right. It's feeling good, man. Shout out the paddy cuts. Dicing me up every week. All right. Everyone also pointed out that Miami is the place where you scored your first NFL touchdown. I didn't even know that.

Let's see the first touchdown of Travis's career. Two timeouts. McNight was by his side. They go underneath. This is Kelsey, who is so terrific last week to the pylon. That is a Kansas City touchdown. Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh. We were on the couch questioning.

So be honest, when you hit the ground, it looked like you made control, but your arm moved a little bit. Did the ball at any point? It never left my hand, though. But did it jiggle? Did it jiggle? No. Did it wobble? No.

Did it whiffle wobble? Mm-mm. Did it whiffle wuffle? No. No. Well, either way, big touchdown catch. Two huge receptions in the Chiefs win against Miami. You gave away your record-breaking.

Jersey to Duane Bo? Is this true? Shout out to D. Bo? My God, Duane, Bo, man. I love Duane, man. He came up to me before the game and just asked me. He was like, hey, I need one of those. I was like, you got today, you got tonight's that baby, let's go. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And I just did. I had no idea that before the game that I was even close to this record. And I wasn't going to go back. Like, hey, Bo, I'm going to get you another one, dog. Yeah, yeah. So I was just like, yeah, man. He was the OG in the in the locker room on the offense. My early years really showed me what it was to be a great teammate, somebody who just loved the game of football and love the atmosphere of being a pro and living out your dreams. And he instilled that in everybody in the building, man. And you can't find a single person on this earth that has anything bad to say about Duane Bo and who he was in the building. And so to see him coming back to game still

and ask me for a jersey, I'm on my honor, brother. Debo, man, he was a problem. That is for sure, especially somewhere over the Duane. Oh, come on now. Yes, sir. Anything else you want to talk about from the game, Trave? What else is the highlight? What were your guys' main takeaways? Nothing.

Just to keep it rolling, there's always ways that you can, you know, fine-tune this thing, get better, play harder for the guy next to you and in crucial moments. We got guys that could make guys miss, man. And when you get the non-stop blocking till the whistle and you get guys body on a body. You don't realize until you watch film. And it's like, man, if I would have just stayed on this guy for an extra second to two seconds

that just grinded this out, man. The guy that just made three guys miss could be 40 yards downfield. It's hard to, you know, manage that and to be thinking about that and everything. But at the same time, man, if we could do that on every play, not that we're not doing that at all because we're doing a great job of that. But it's just like focusing on that and making sure that even if you're on the backside or you have a block or you have a route where you're not necessarily the one that's getting the ball or the main concept, what you're doing after the catch

or what you're doing for that second effort, man, means something. So I think that's going to be a huge focus and starts with working your ass off in practice because the only way you can do that in a game is if you do that every single, rep in practice and you gain that endurance to be able to do that because that's the biggest thing is guys trying not necessarily take a play off but no that is 100% it i always felt like early in the season in the off season you get so in tuned to like internal clock in practice we're like okay i'm blocking doing my job and then the plays over whenever the thud happens or whatever when a game it doesn't happen like that guys break tackles get things get extended the quarterback tries to make a play happen and you all of a sudden need to play a little bit longer and you all of a sudden need to play a little bit longer and you and through the whistle. And that's one of the things we're highlighting this on Monday night football. I wanted to do it for a couple of years. We call it finding work.

But it's like, yeah. That's a great bit with Courtney, man. Yeah. It's a great bit, dude. Jay Mack,

all of these big plays happen a lot of the times because guys keep blocking, right? The big, Jamir Gibbs cut back from last week. My man Jared golf getting a block on the backside, Jameson Williams. That's not a touchdown of those guys don't do that. And these are the things that, like,

until you start playing games again, you don't realize. oh, I need to actually keep going here. I think once you start doing this, so I'm with you 100%. And that makes a huge difference at the end of the day. But there's that and there's just cleaning up the penalties and just the mistakes where if we just keep our eyes on the defense,

we see things coming, we anticipate the blitzes, we anticipate the movement. We get bodies on bodies and we're cooking in that regard too. So always working to get better and going into week four with a lot of momentum and excitement for, for a three and old Raiders team there all fired up. And yeah, we know we got a big one this week. Well, let's get to the not so fun one to talk to.

A rough one for the Eagles. Seven to 27 bears. Monday night football, Jason was in the house, had the peeky blinders on. Was it the scully cap? Anytime you wear a Jeff cap now, you're like impersonating like a 1910s person. People still wear Jeff caps.

Like people are aware of this, right? And still like a piece of a tiger. I'm not going to lie. The salt and pepper you got going on in the beard. man it was like it just blended right in with all of this perfect um but let's get to the game man eagles actually came out i thought great um the bears offense new a backup quarterback case keigham case keenum comes out looking fucking like the starter he looked like he was he was in sync didn't miss a beat with uh with coming in and um and the bears were rolling offensively as well uh but what

are your thoughts on the game no i mean you hit the nail in the head i think all pre-show and we're We're talking a lot about the last time the Eagles played the bear. So last year, Black Friday, they gave up 281 yards on the ground. It's like, hey, they need to stop the run. They need to make Case Keenham win this game. It felt like the noise coming out of Chicago, at least from my perspective, I tried to bring this up. It felt like Ben Johnson had confidence in Case Keenom coming into this.

Like just in the way he was talking and not like a usual way. You know what I mean? Like some coaches, when the backup's going in, it already feels almost like, the excuses are getting ready to happen. I was like, yeah, well, listen, man, we got to do with what the hand were dealt and we're going to go out there and we're going to battle. And it's like, that was not what it sounded like. Like, it sounded very confident with the head coach going into the game, especially a play caller.

And right away, I mean, I think they might have called like two runs, maybe three runs that first drive. Like they came out quick game right into the flat, ripped it out, like quickly. Then they come out with a nice tight end screen to the field. all of these motions and crossers. They have an empty play where their motion and burden in. And it's a little shovel pass type thing to go in and score. It was a very Ben Johnson schemed up first 15.

And I thought it got them in a rhythm immediately. And really looking back, the Bears have one of the best offensive lines in football. They're right side. Jonah Jackson and Darnell Wright are two like just monstrous. human beings that are very good. And I really think for a backup quarterback to go in, the biggest thing you're worried about, okay, can he be comfortable to throw the ball?

He's got a great offense line. All right. The scheme is something that, you know, when you're 38 years old, you're in the league for a long time, a lot of the reasons you're still there is because you know that stuff in and out mentally. So there's no question that he's going to be able to execute what Ben Johnson's going to ask him to do. Now, can he make the off-scheduled things happen that Caleb can?

Can he do all these incredible throws? across the field and make magic happen. Like, that's not going to be his skill set. But he can damn sure do what Ben Johnson's scheming up. And he executed it flawlessly. Them as an offense did, you know, the Eagles defense struggled, right? They did a much better job against the run than they did last year. Yeah.

But at the expense of giving up so much in the back end, and, you know, there's still a lot of mistackles with the safeties. And guys just, it felt, you know, there's a frustrating game to watch as an Eagles fan. because this Vic Fangio defense and the Eagles defense has been so good. And they've had games like this, right? The last year against Chicago, two years ago against the Bucks and the Falcons to start the season, I have confidence that they'll get this rectified. They have one of the best de-coordinators in defensive minds and football over the last 30, 40 years,

however long Vic Fangio has been coaching. But it was a bad performance on Monday night against a really, really good Chicago Bears offense with Ben Johnson, probably, if not the best, one of the best schemers in the NFL currently. So definitely a wake-up call for the defense thought, you know, they had multiple times where they could have got off the field and just didn't happen. I guess the bears really only had that one drive that they failed in the red zone after the, uh, oh, the almost stuff down. Yeah. Yeah. Which is a heartbreaker. Shout out the Levin. I will say this, though. You were talking about the stuff in the run game. Case Keenham, uh, finding ways in the in the past game. It still felt like the

Eagles were there. It was like it was right there. And Keenum just was putting putting the ball and in tight windows and the receivers were coming up huge on the reception side of the throw. And and that's tough, man. When you're all when you're right there, you have a tick and the, and the offense is just timing wise, just finding away every single, every single rep. man it's uh it it breaks you down man it just felt like they had that connection going uh all game but uh it was very weird it's the offense on the eagle side definitely felt like it was it was rolling until the the sideline hit the late hit on jalen he has to go into the blue tent he's waiting for the NFL to give him the go to come back out unfortunately dalton comes in doesn't see

the safety in the back of the end zone throws a pick and all of a sudden now it's just, it's, it's not what it was when they were rolling. You know what I mean? And I don't know, I don't know how you avoid that because it didn't look like he got concussed. It didn't look like it was a situation where he, he got up slow or seemed to be, I was, I was very confused on why they pulled him. He got up a little slow, I think.

If you're watching in the stadium, it wasn't like a hot backup type thing. And the league always airs. on putting guys in the blue tent. I just, you know, I get it. You know what? They're trying to protect guys. They're trying to make sure they're looking out for guys' best interests and health.

It just sucked that it happened in that moment for the Eagles, right? They put together an incredible drive. They get all the way down there. And by the way, like the holding calling Lane Johnson, like for those that don't know, that happened when Jalen's breaking the pocket, it is so hard to go from pass blocking for a guy right behind you to then all of a sudden he leaks out in front of you. And to let to know to let go at that exact moment,

I don't like that the league officiates that as strictly as possible because it's a bang, bang thing on the tackle. And it's like he's not trying to restrict him from running that way. It's just something that naturally happens, whatever. But the fact that a holding call is offsetting with what happened to Jalen on the sideline is pretty crazy to me. Those two shouldn't be offsetting. Like that's like the equivalent of like, hey, hey, you got a jaywalking ticket and you're,

you're being charged with aggravated assault. Those offset each other. What are we talking about? That shouldn't. The personal file should absolutely like take precedence over this other penalty. Coming from two J-Walkers, those two. Yeah. Aggravated assault and J-Walky, do not, they're not on the same level.

I don't think that there should be some penalties, I think, supersede other ones, especially when it comes to player safety. Do not J-Walk. But. Yeah, that's crazy. It is what it is. The Eagles still had an opportunity to score. I do think they didn't run tush push on that first.

Like they had a first down in inches. And I think they got the backup quarterback Andy Dalton in. There's a higher prevalence of fumble, no snaps because of the way guys fire out. If you haven't repped it. So I was a little surprised. We got to get the Red Rocket. We got to get the Red Rocket some fucking tush push reps, man.

That's what I'm saying. I think you got to go tush push there. And the Bears, they don't go tush push on their third and one play. Right. And they try to trap Jalen Kart. you get to TFL. I think so many of these guys

overthake that situation. Actually, the Bears had a really, they had a really creative sneak later in the game. Do you see that? You had a sucker sneak? Yep. Pull both guards. Yep.

Thought that was pretty nifty. Of course, Ben Johnson whipping that out. That was cool. But yeah, I think the off, the defense general was rolling in the first half outside of self-inflicted mistakes, right? Like the first drive, they get off some really good plays, and then they have the intentional grounding.

Then they rip off a big run on, first down the next drive, that gets called back from a hold or something like that. Then they have the fumble. I mean, a lot of self-inflicted stuff in that first half for the Eagles. They end up getting points going into half with an amazing two-minute drive by Jalen to get them down there. Tush-push at less than a second. I mean, that ball barely got off and into the end zone. They went in 10-7.

I mean, it was remarkable the game was that close. The Bears really had the possession and was dominating most of that first half. And then the second half, it just felt like they kind of got caught up on some of the runs. Like it wasn't like guys were really really blown up, but they weren't hitting them the same way. And then when they got into third and longs, I thought Dennis Allen did a great job in his pressure package. And I've seen this. I've been a part of this horse show. You do not want to be in third and long when Dennis Allen is a DC.

He's got all these like he's mugging up seven, eight guys. Then he's in the dime world. And he's got odd dime mugs. And they're blitz and stuff. saw the inside guys are dropping out tj edwards gets the interception on one of them another one he bats down and you can see this happening right like he's checking to a max protect you know he knows that it could be pressure it could be a max drop they're just really hard situations to execute in yeah you try and limit those situations get it being in that situation is tough so you want to really be good on

first and second down so you don't get caught in tough situations like that where you have to drop back knowing that that's the situation that's what the defense is going to give you. Well, and it's hard. It felt like they were kind of a step ahead of us a little bit in that. Like we were always trying to catch up, okay, they dropped out that time. Now we're going to do this. And then what we're doing the next time isn't what's best for that version of it.

Like it just felt like we were off in all of the answers to that stuff, watching it. And then there was some other like play action blitzes where, you know, guys are blitzing later, green dog in and they don't get the throw completed or a guy, the back skies blitzing and the offensive line could have taken them. It was one of those games where I think there's a lot to learn from in handling the pressure on the tape. And I'm sure the Eagles will go back to working at that. But ultimately, offensively, I'm happy they got the ground game going.

The offensively played really good from a run-blocking standpoint. And for the most part, they blocked really well just blocking their guys. There's some pressure things that they need to sort out. And that's not just the O line. That's quarterback O-line, having answers as a unit, like all that stuff. And then defensively, obviously, that's the big thing. They got to clean up. So all in all, you know, frustrating game.

Whenever you lose and are dominated like that on prime time, it's a bad feeling. You know, I mean, you know, like I do. I remember playing the Saints and we lost by like 50 points. And then we're playing that same Saints team in the playoffs. You don't think we're thinking about that? Come on. And then we go out in that game and we like, I think we gave up like 14. Like, it was a close game.

We barely, defense had a great game. offensively we came up short. So it's early in the season. I think Vic and these guys, they still have good players over on that defense side of the ball. They got to iron out what they're doing. Ben Johnson, man, he's had our number

the last couple times we played him. It's been impressive to watch all the motions and the way he builds things, the way he gets the empty. It really is fun to watch that offense. Even when it's kicking your ass, you got to tip your hat to it. I hear you, brother.

And it was a tough one for the birds, but they got some ball players over there. always, you know, anytime there's a hiccup, they come back stronger. So expect the birds to get right back on track. Who you guys got next week? Next week is the Rams. It ain't getting any easier. We go Rams next week, and then we'll be in London the following week.

I'll be on the call on that one against Jacksonville. Jacksonville's playing as good as any team in the NFL right now. Trevor Lawrence has been fantastic through three weeks. Been on fire, man. Liam Cohen, man. He is those guys rolling down there in Duvon. That Parker, Washington, man. Oh, really good player.

Where the fuck did that kid come from? I didn't, I don't, was he, he, I don't remember him. See, that's the thing. I didn't see enough of the Jacksonville's games to know. But that dude is a fucking ball player, man. Do Jacksonville, because they don't get a lot of the prime time love because of the market and everything, nobody really sees it. Dude, they were rolling last year.

They were a really good team last year. I remember playing them. We lost to him early last year. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. And that was a Monday night game. So we did see that one.

They're a very good team. Parker Washington started coming on last year really well for them and he's come out the gate flying around. I thought they were going to miss E.T.N. a little bit. They are still rolling on all cylinders offensively. So yeah, I mean, it's going to be a good stretch here. Rams, really good team and they're going to be looking for blood after losing that one late to the Broncos.

So it's going to be a hard fog game this week for the Eagles and then traveling over the pond the following week to Jacksonville. short week to kind of try and get back right after a game like this. Right on, brother. Well, good luck to those birds. Thank you to our sponsor, Colgate Total. On offense, it's important to prevent problems from the moment the ball is snapped. That's true.

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All righty, let's get into the rest of week three. We had some absolute bangers, some big time matchups, one down in Brazil. But first let's get to the unbeatens and the winless. Chiefs, Raiders, Bills, Niners, Vikings sneaking in there. Not everybody thought they were going to be undefeated, but I'm pretty sure. The defense, baby. Kind of the two, but Niners are rolling, bills fucking rolling. Unfortunately, dolphins, Texans, Chargers, Titans, Bucks are all winless.

A few Texans, Chargers, Bucks probably be in the two that everyone would not have. The least foreseeable. Yeah. The only teams to make the playoffs after O and three starts since 2000 are what teams, Jason? Well, I can see it on the screen, Travis. Should I act like I don't know? Because I didn't know. Gee, Travis, I don't know.

I don't know who. Give it your best guess. Is it the 2018 and the 2025 Houston, Texans? The only right answer. That's, God damn, you're good, man. I knew it. I knew it. Go ahead.

No, listen, you already said it. I mean, the Bucks, major surprise that they're 0 and 3. I mean, there are a lot of questions. this offseason with Todd Bowles and kind of out of the team didn't live up to expectations last season. They start out this year. Oh, and two, last game,

Baker Mayfield goes down as they're losing. I mean, it's just a really bad start, unfortunately, for Tampa Bay. Love Todd Bowles, played with them in Philadelphia for a year, a couple years, and just a heck of a defensive coach. Yeah, a lot of respect.

And then Baker Mayfield, I mean, he's one of our favorites. You hate to see him go down with the thumb thing. Some dislocation, I think, is what they're calling it. So yeah, I mean, just vibes do not look great right now down in Tampa Bay. Yeah, it's not looking. Chargers, the other big surprise. I think everybody expected this Mike McDaniel, Justin Herbert.

What's the word I'm looking for? This partnership marriage to get off to a great start and to really be outstanding. They were looking for two of numbers. Everybody was thinking it was going to be not, I want to say two of numbers, but when two was rolling and they had waddle and tyreek and all the running backs getting downhill and they had so much speed well they don't necessarily have those guys out there in uh in l a and i think you know although they have some fucking ball players at the skill position lad mccocky lad's a dog he's a dog or in hampton hampton's another dog but they got to they got to keep finding uh those

pieces to to come alive and um and i think herbert is, you know, he's a superstar, man. I think he's got all the talent in the world, man, but he's got to be more consistent with it. I think it's also, like, I've watched, I'm a huge fan of Mike McDaniel's offense. I've watched it a bunch when he was in Miami. But at times, like last year,

they had some guards in their playing that were a little new. And you could see, you know, sometimes when you're so creative and you're doing all this cool stuff, the detail and things can get a little bit loss because you're doing so much. And the motions and everything happening, I just wonder if it's just going to take some time.

They're doing a lot of unique plays, unique schemes, things that guys have never done before, including the quarterback. So I anticipate it getting better. Obviously, 0 and 3 is a bad start. They're missing Jesse Minter on the defensive side of the ball. Shout out to the old ball coach that we were with in Cincinnati. but, you know, I do think that they are going to get better offensively as they get more familiar with the system, including Justin Herbert.

Speaking of our old ball coaches down there in old Rio de Janeiro and having some fun, man. Crazy, crazy, crazy game, crazy ending to the game. Ravens, Cowboys, Cowboys go up and have the ball on the two with 23 seconds left down, 3128. After a horrendous, horrendous DPI. go ahead oh my gosh that was that game that's what got them down there man the defender's looking trying to make a play on the ball and the offensive player is pulling his arm i i just you know me i never get on the officials there they need to get this cleaned up in my opinion the the past interference stuff

down the field has been completely egregious you need to be more strict throwing this flag knowing what's at stake that's not even a catchable ball i think it's catchable but it the by the Bottom line is the defender is the only one making a play at it. I don't want these things to be reviewable, but there were enough this past week that I think were missed calls and bad calls. I don't know if they need to start getting together as a group to make the call and do it by committee. That doesn't feel right either.

I just think when the game's on the line, please err on only throwing it if it's clear and obvious. Like, that's my only thing. It is crazy that Dallas didn't get a touchdown on the ensuing ball at the two-yard line. That is insane. They got a false start. It backed them up. Then shot and I have a timeout with 14 seconds left instead of letting the clock tick down.

Baltimore should have never got the ball back. It was a completely botched end-of-game scenario by Dallas, which is the only reason Baltimore won the game. They still had to execute, but they shouldn't have even had the opportunity. I know how hard officiating is. I know that these guys do a tremendous job. And it is thankless. and I don't like getting on the officials. I just think that there needs to be a long look at some of these plays

and things getting called back. Like, is this really worth it? It's only going to help them in terms of the scrutiny that they get if there is somebody up in the, if there is just one more ref. But they tried doing the replay thing with defensive pass interference before it. It was a fucking cluster fuck. Yeah, you're right. The only way I could see them doing that is if it wasn't a reviewable play.

Like, it's not a challengeable play. but the NFL can official review it. You know what I'm saying? No, 100, that's what I'm saying. I don't want teams challenging DPI because then they're going to challenge any big play and try and get it overtaken. But somebody upstairs,

if they see it's obvious that call is screwed up. Obvious. It has to be a no-brainer. It has to be like the one in the Denver Rams. Well, that's the thing. Which ones are obvious? That's the problem. That's what this opens up, man.

To me, that's obvious that's not DPI. to me it's obviously the Denver Rams one wasn't DPI. But there is still some contact and it's like, especially you start slowing things down. It's just hard. When you start slowing things down. It's frustrating as a fan when you're watching the game. You're like,

that's not even close to the right call. And then it's in a heightened part of the game where it's like, I don't think officials should be determining this game. Like that's my big thing. It's like unless it is, and that's the way they usually officiate the end of game, like Hail Mary's, they never throw the flag unless it's just absurd. Which is, no, even then, it could be as absurd as it could possibly be.

I've literally gotten tackled fucking four or five times. And it's like, bro, what the fuck? Whenever I see a guy's arm go limp and fly in the air, I think it should be mandatory that you don't call it. The flop. I'm dead serious. I'm over on the flops. They're doing it on defense now. Guys, whenever they get a little bit of like the ball goes past them, they just throw it up to try and get a late holding call.

That shit is stupid. Like, I hate the fact that he flailed his wrist. He went lip wrist. If you go lip wrist on a football field, you don't get a call. That should be the NFL's official stance. Lip wrist, no call. You've negated the call. There's no other way to use that wrist movement.

That's my hot take. I'm not going to lie. I could feel your anger and your frustration. If your arms flail, because it doesn't ever happen. The only time that happens is when the guy's flopping. That should be the telltale sign that you're. you're bullshit because nobody falls like that if you're playing through it and actually trying to make the play you're not doing that i hear you oh man well not gonna lie it was a tight end kind of

weekend that's right the stat of the week there were 20 touchdown catches by tight ends alone fuck i love it man love that love that rule tight ends rule the most in any day in nfl history 92 percenters want you guys to tell them the best international call on the game winning field goal I'll tee that up for you. Oh, nice. We have a collection of four international calls here. Four international calls. All right.

Let's hear it. Don't have Baltimore. Maybe it's here. Taylor Loop. It's a pass exceptional. I do love French. Oh, that's good. You don't always hear the French.

You're getting excited. Tyler Loop for the League. Overtime. Hold on. Time out. Go back. Go back.

I want to hear more of the German call. I heard a Zieg. Come on. Overtime. I mean, those are electric. Those are all good. I'm probably going Portuguese just because that is Brazil's native language, which I think you got to give it.

It was in Rio. to go Portuguese. I do love French. Kylie speaks French. I love the way it sounds. To be honest, I love every single one of them. It is funny kind of hearing like where they sit in their mouth. Like the French is like very like the tongue is almost like lazy.

It's like very nasally. And the tongue is like not really hitting. It's like just like sliding words out. That's what it sounds like in my mind, which is probably terrible. It's pretty ignorant. Yeah. And then Spanish is like the tongue is fucking all over the place.

Like in his fucking rapid fire. The tongue is moving. And then German is just like very staccato and just like, like, hi, ha, hey. It's like a commander. It is. Yeah. The German one outside of wartime is a fun accent.

War time, I'm not a fan of it. War time. I do like the strength. It's, I just pick that up. When you're watching Save and Private Ryan, you don't love it. There's a lot of negative connotations I have, but I feel like I do like the way it sounds. If it wasn't for the memories it brings up of history class growing up, I think I would like the German accent way more.

I like the way it sounds. I like German culture. Jesus. Okay. All right. So wait. Did you guys pick one? Portuguese. Travis?

Yeah, Portuguese. Portuguese it is. All right. Yeah, that wraps up bold topics. I thought that was pretty good. Jason, thank you for the laughs. Bold Topics was brought to you by the Farmers Dog. Get you some of that healthy dog food for the pup.

Got to love it. Stamp of the Week, baby. Let's get some Stamp of the Week. This week, Stamp of the Week is brought to you by the Royal Caribbean. That's right. After some big plays this weekend, we're teaming up with them to Crown a Lever. Legend of the Week. Jason, who you got?

Minnesota coach, PJ Fleck for wiping his own player's blood on his fast. I saw this. This was psychotic. I can't tell if I like it. Like most of the time I'm usually in favor of like very caveman-esque type behavior. Like what the fuck? What kind of psycho just rubs the guy's blood on his cheek? A Minnesota gopher.

Hey, coach. Psycho. You can tell the players love him, man. I'm here for it, man. If the players love you like that dog after a game and everybody's getting excited with you, man, I just feel like you're a great coach, man. It's a good point. It's a good point.

Sometimes when you're fucking jacked up and you're fucking fresh off a wind, you just do some shit, man. I agree, but I just, Travis. You don't always stay in the framework of a civilized human being. You're just like, fuck, yeah, get that fucking hate to leave. You just let your natural raw instincts and, and human nature, animal nature takes over.

Listen, it takes one to know when. I've never done any shit like that, but I'll tell you what, man, all the times that... You might be a hunter. I think that's big in hunting, right? You like, you eat the heart of like your first kill or something like that, or you rub the blood on you?

Maybe he's a hunter. Your first point about the players being, seeming to be all for it. I mean, that's all that matters. That's all the matters, yeah. Debo Samuel set the record for most receiving yards, 80 in NFL history without a kid. How the fuck is that possible?

he had 80 yards without a catch. Oh, he had the hook and lateral. That's not a cat. Oh, I guess that is receiving yards. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a pretty lit play. I love a good old. I credit Travis Kelsey for the hook and lateral being a much more used play in this day.

Just the fuck out of here. I'm that serious. We've never ran it. I know. That's the thing, though. Everybody saw you starting to lateral it. And they're like, hey, actually, maybe it isn't as dangerous as we thought. This guy might be on to something.

You know what? I'm going to go off the beaten path. Obviously, Bejohn Robinson, tremendous game, Case Keenum, just beat the crap out of my Philadelphia Eagles. Chris, yeah, Texas D.N. Colin Simmons. I'm going to go with the guy in my shirt. Travis, do you know who this is? Hold on. Let me pin it.

That is a 50-year radio guy for the Philadelphia Eagles. It is. His name is Merrill Reese. Merrill Reese. You would know him. Merrill Reese. I have heard this, man. I believe you've, I don't know if you've ever met him, but you've definitely heard his voice,

a part of some of the biggest moments in Eagles history. This is his 50th season with the Philadelphia Eagles as the play-by-play announcer. They honored him a couple weeks ago. I was unable to make it, but I saw the T-shirt. I'm like, dude, I got to wear this awesome Merrill shirt, awesome person, incredible member of the Philadelphia community, Eagles history on his 50th season. So, yeah, I'll give him to. season.

How crazy is that? Man. I'm going to give Merrill the stamp. Hell yeah. Shout out to Merrill Reese for that one. That's legendary stuff right there, big guy. I'm going to go ahead and Eagles are going to absolutely kill me for this. And I'm sorry, but Case Keenan played his fucking nuts off.

24 for 34, 24, 2447 yards, two touchdowns, one rushing TD on the dialed up Keebee sneak. I'll tell you what, man, you can't say enough about a guy who's, you know, been built up. knocked down in this league gets his opportunities, still smiles when he goes out there and has fun, man, he's got the kids running around before and after the game. He's just loving life right now. And it's happy,

it's good to see a good guy go out there and have a good game and get the love he deserves, man. So shout out to Keen and forget my stamp of the week, I'm not going to disagree with that after that performance. All righty. And that's it for Stamp of the Week, brought to you by Royal Caribbean. And if you want to be your own legend of the week,

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Dog, this is the best, man. I fucking love kicks. And I love Caitlin Clark's. Baby. I got the Sea Reds, dog. These things are so icy. I just saw Coach Reid do a bit on socials with it last week. Man, I was like, oh, I hope mine are in the mail.

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Shoot from half court. Maybe I could be like Caitlin. I wish I would have had these when I was trying to dunk. I think I would have had a lot more success. Yeah, I mean, it took you like five times. It probably would only take you once with this. It's got the signature on the soul inside. Fire.

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All righty. Now let's get to the Jamie Fox interview. I don't know if y'all know. I just got signed with the 59ers. The 50-9s. So I want all the ladies to get my cash app and my go-fund me. I got my workout tapes about to be online. You're playing wide deceiver, too?

I'm playing wide receiver, but it's a little bit of a throw-up catch where I play quarterback. And I play deceiver. You know what I'm saying? So ladies, make sure you check about the 59ers for all y'all trying to catch on. It's going down. Did you see that? That was nuts.

I was in tears. I was dying laughing. I can't believe he finessed that many people. 1.3 million? Bro, bro. What got me, though, was the workout. Oh.

He looked worse than me. I was like, I was better than you on any given Sunday. Look at this. Oh, man. Knock his block off. Knocked an elite out right there. You know how the athletic cones are like a smaller version of a cone so you don't hit it?

I love how he just got like the street cones from like the construction down the street. He was literally on 12th. He said, yo, get them cone. Get them cones. I'm trying to get authenticity. So let me tell you a cool beach story, though. I play sports. So I understand numbers, right?

So we on the beach, we having like a day where we plan throw up, whatever. We plan living our dreams playing football. But this dude tell this girl, she said, oh my God, did you? used to play? Yeah, yeah, he used to play. This is when Ray Lewis was playing. So the dude said, yeah, I used to play. She said, ooh, you're so fast. Yeah, I ran a 4-2. Four-two.

So he gasping these girls. I ran a 4-1-5. So, you know, me, I'm just, T-T, I'm just laying back. I said, my dude. He's letting it ride. You did not run a 4-2. I said, bro, this is a Hollywood crowd, so the numbers is, you're faking on the numbers, and maybe, you know,

We in our 40s now, so you probably forgot that 4-2 is world-class speed. He said, no, Jay. I said, bro, you did not run a 4-2. So I called Ray Lewis. I said, hold on, man. I said, Ray. Fawks. What's up, Foss?

You know, Ray got that country tongue, so he says my name with an essay to him. Yeah. Foss. What's up, Fawt. What up with it, baby? I said, this dude on the beat say, he run a four dudes. Fahs A faux deuce

And then Ray said some wilds Some wild shit He said Fas What his ass look like? I said hold on Hold on Hold on How do we get to there

Foss Look at his ass Fawt You can tell Hey I don't want to look at the douche How fast that man is He said Fawks If he run a four deuce

We can use him Look at his ass So I tell him I said hey man And then, did you turn around? Did you turn around? I got a bend over a little bit. Oh, my God.

I said, man, he ain't got no ass. Foxy line. I said, cool. Foxy line. I said, dude, you ain't got enough ass. You ain't got enough ass for a fool dude. But I understand whoever dude is to do the 49th thing. I get it because no one really know.

They don't know what it takes for y'all. But I said, man, have you ever seen a real NFL player? Let me give you a little, let me, so on any given Sunday, right? Any given Sunday, of course, like we, you know, I'm just so excited to be there. I'm the quarterback. But the dudes that are playing are Arena League football players. But for me and Bill Bellamy and L.L. and Cameron and God bless Al Pacino, he's a big guy. He's a big guy.

He's having. Yeah. You know, down was like 5, 4 and some chains. So, you know, when I'm looking at the arena league, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm so big sons of bitches. Until Jamie Williams, a real 49 shows up. Yeah. Bro, I'm on the field and I look up and I just see somebody's ass again.

I just see a ass. I said, who is connected to that? I just see a ass. You know, he's about to save that. He's six heaven. Pigeant-toe. And he was like this, what's up, Jay Cream? How are you feeling?

I said, man, who are you? What's up, Jay Cream? So the difference between an NFL player and just humans. Yeah. I don't know what y'all. Because I've seen y'all in person. Jamie Williams is like so big. I said, oh, my God, they couldn't even get the camera lens to fit this dude.

But here was the thing. I didn't notice about arena league. football and real. So I didn't know that the Arena League football players on the set was mad that Jamie Williams shows up. So we run a play where

Jamie has the drag in the middle you know, and I just dump it to him, right? Right. The linebacker from the Arena League try to go through Jamie King's hand. No way. He bounces off. No way.

He bounces off. Jamie Williams. goes, Jamie, Jamie, will pull the okay, okay. I see what y'all doing. He said, but let me tell y'all something. Jay, J. Creme, they play on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

We play on Sunday. He said, run it. He said, run it back. I said, but Jamie, he knows the play. It don't matter. It doesn't matter. He said, why, says, he clicked a poon kink, boom, he snapped up.

I threw it over the middle. He ran over the whole set. everybody at the end of his run was sitting on the sideline with Tylenol martinis and I said, wow so I think that's the thing when I watched the 49th thing

the dude I said man God bless him you feel me but man he ain't you can't go about it like that I just think it's it's said you know we've come a long way as a society because it used to just be rich men

getting fucked over now you know the women are making so much money now. Now guys are pulling the scams on them. So you're welcome to the club, girls. Welcome to the club. I don't know what you're saying. Hey, they're on the beach with a 59er jersey on. Yo, but

it's crazy, right? I mean, it's like even the song, where my scam, it's like, that's what they want. And so, you know, I can't be really mad at him. The only thing I know as a real player, y'all like, how the fuck? Y'all think this is real. Yeah. How?

The way he planted. You didn't just look up his name on the, on the, on the, on the rock. You could just look up people's names. Hey, man, let me, let me tell you something. This internet thing, man, it's a whole, it's a whole thing. I said, man, look, I said, if y'all are giving out money shit, I'm going to get out my old end and give you Sunday taste, man, you know. They'll get me some change.

You get a Willie Beeman on their ass, but that was, oh, my God. But it's crazy. Man, y'all good? Man, fucking great, man. Life is good. I just got out of training. training camp, man. Three weeks is just nothing but eat, sleep and breathe

football, man. But y'all looks so good, man. Y'all look so good at it doing it, man. I'm trying to tell you all, man. And you know what? To be able, this is what truce me up. For you guys to be in the place that you are at still able to function.

Right. Right. Because your whole world blew up. And without going into everything, I was like, wow. You know, I was talking to my youngest daughter. I said, you got to watch them, I said, because even though all of this was going on, they were still able to execute and do things great. That's a hard thing, especially

in today's world. They penalize you. I know y'all have it hard because y'all look good and shit. That's a real shit. Like, I talked to my girl, she's pretty. I said, you got to understand. Y'all either become a this bitch or a this motherfucker.

So my girl pretty, so when she walk in, the girls got this bitch and then when y'all walk in all the eyes and the eyebrows the hair and shit all this is right here I sprayed this shit right here I sprayed

this I sprayed this motherfucker on like when it gets heavy though that's what you got a nice light spray boy let me tell you something let me explain something to you about culture so black women and black people know this is something going on you feel me

My white friends have no idea this, and it ain't even locked in. So I went to a big white party, you know, and these white girls were out of me, oh my God! And they did this. That's a goddamn bitch. You know what I can do that? I had five thumbprints. I got rid of that.

Hey, you ever see somebody getting booked? She was like this. Oh, my God. She was booking them. Just a goddamn. He's incredible. So I said, man, it looked like a motherfucker tiger had raked my shit.

So y'all got the hair to hold. Y'all looking good. So now you on Big Cock and everything. So now you guys are falling victim of the this motherfuckers. When y'all walk in, this motherfucker right here. It's a blessing of the curse, I guess, man. This motherfucker's here. Yeah, yeah, but you don't even really realize that it is.

You're just doing your thing. You're just whoop and ass and y'all doing your thing. but you don't realize that, like, when I, when I talk to some of the, some of my guys that are in that exact guy, I said, yeah, it's tough, man, but the way you all handle it and shit, and you'll whoop at, like, I know your brother whoops some ass. Come on, man. Because your brother don't remember this. Oh, no. Somebody came up to you while you was a training camp or something. And this is when I knew you didn't really fuck with the person that walked up to you.

Okay. They had me on FaceTime. But you know how people just try to... He was trying to use me to probably talk to you. Yes, yeah. He's like, yo, I got faster. Get on. Get the fuck on.

That ain't no fucking word. And then he was like, he got to go do drills. That's a no, he'll fuck them. You know what? Because he looked at him like, what? And he was like, Jay, is the service is... Oh my God.

So they could only fuck what y'all for so much other than that, you know what I'm saying? They got a far back, man. But this is great, man. Well, Dave, you're the fucking greatest, man. Come on, man, y'all, y'all, you're already off to an incredible start. We got to give you the proper introductory, no. I love the... We got to get to some of that.

They're great, they're great patients. I love those guys. They're great, great beards. Great faces. Great patriots. I love the kids. I like them. know if they voted for me.

I don't think they look like they're Republican, but they're probably I don't know right off the bed. The one with the bigger beard, maybe, but I don't. He looks like a fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, those are my fans. All of the guys that

vote from me are fuck yes. You always hit it on the head, man. That is incredible. All right. We got to do this if you were already run down to iron. No, we just want to get you the right introduction. No, we just want to give you the proper introduction, man. I just wanted to show love, man, and thank you all for showing love.

And I know, you know, I watch your show. I watch you guys. It's different, right? I was blown, I was blown away. I thought I was coming to do your show. And I came to the Warner Bros. I was just kicking it. I came to your honor, brother, loud.

I didn't know it was going to be on Zoom. I came to the Warner, but I said, what? Oh, yeah. I said, oh, shit, we at Warner Brothers? Oh, that's a big money. We had a big money. Them white boys got some big money. Because, you know, black dudes, they're doing their podcast

and drive through a chick-fil-A. They're in caves. No, but I thought I was coming to see y'all in person. So, man, please carve out a moment while you just packed up shit with y'all. Because I had the football in the car. Oh, come. Let's go. Come on, man. I'll tell you what, man.

We got to get you out to Casey to a game, too, man. I know you love ball, so. I'll come, man. I come. That's crazy. I'm still working on my, you know, on some of my impersonations of your quarterback and stuff like this. So I just got to. Oh, my gosh.

I got to get them right. I got to get you around them. You get around them. You'll get it in a heartbeat. Yeah, yeah, because my homes, my JZ and my Kermit the Frog, all kind of. And my Sammy Day. They got the same kind of, you know, Jay-Z's like, Nice party, it's crazy, stored it off in Marcy Project.

And then that's Kermit the Frog. Come with the Frog. Come with the Frog, System East Street, Newark. It's the same voice. Sammy Davis, Jr. Because sometimes you can take a sunrise. You know what I'm saying? And then Mahomes.

Yeah, you know, you know, traps is crazy. It's a little. So I just got a, they got to. They got the same thought. You're going to get a little bit more Texas to it. That's all it is. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not Republican. I'm not Republican. You got to make it more Republican is hilarious. But anyway, my one, man, I just want to say thank you all, man. I thought I was. Yeah. We got to make that happen. We got to do this 100%.

For sure. We're the same way, man. We got to get around you, man. You're the best dog. Come on. Jason, go ahead and give him the proper introduction. All right. our guest today is an actor, comedian,

singer, producer from Terrell, Texas. That's right. He's got a Grammy, a BAFTA, Golden Globe, and an Academy Award. You know him from In Living Color. And he given Sunday, cladol, Ray, Miami Vice, Django and Jane, horrible boss is the amazing Spider-Man. And now he is back with his first Hulu comedy special.

Take care of yourselves. 92% is, please welcome Mr. Jamie Fy! Yeah! Let's go. I need you in my bedroom. Let's go. Like every time I tell my girl, I say, hold on. Watch this.

I'm coming in there. I'm coming in there. The worst shit. I'm listening to that. I'm starting a guard. A five, nine phenom. Haley from Terrell Tech. Hey, hey.

That's a good announcer voice right there. So, hey, we got to talk about that right away. So you did the Trump already. You got the impersonations out crazy in this special. Like, what is, is that what this is? Are you trying to, like, basically what it is. So, so, so look, I'm 58 years. right? So here's the thing. Most people to see me don't even remember that I do stand-up comedy.

So I got to kind of reintroduce in a sense because back in the day, when I first started, if I was 21 and I had people that was like 35 coming to see me, now these motherfuckers is 78. I just did a show the other day. I did a show that, what was that? I was doing a show other day at Bellflower. I went on. I said, can I go up? Listen, Fox, we got to get the scooters in place. Boy, Scooters. I look in the camera and he's all my fucking parking in school. I said, what's they said, Fox is your fans now. So I went on stage. I just went on stage and said, let's get this show over with before y'all go to heaven.

You motherfuckering all the shit. And I said, y'all know y'all old. I said, watch this. Where is my amelotapine crowd? It was like, ah! Now, amelotipine. Amlopin is blood pressure medicine. I'm like,

this is where I am now? I'm doing blood pressure jokes. It was a black lady in the front, right? She bought to eat some nachos, but I checked my wife. I said, bitch, it's 1020. You cannot put that on your stomach. You know, it's going to. At twin 20, you're going to have a kind of gas.

I'm going to tell you what kind of gas you're going to have. You ever see the game, Tetris? Yes. The gas is going to be like, I say, there's no way. So my sense. sets now are more conversational talking about where I am. I had a health scare.

So, you know, when I had the health scare, first of all, I'm happy to be on the planet. Yeah, you look good, big guy. Yes, I feel good. And when I went back to meet the nurses that kept me alive, it's black nurse. Yo, this black nurse, because I didn't remember all the nurses, this black nurse said, Jamie, we took care of you. I said, okay, thank you.

says, I listen to future. I said, what? I listen to future. I listen to rap. I said, what does that mean? I just give your frame of records like I am. I said, okay, fucking, whatever. Then she goes, Jamie, I want you to know something now. You are a miracle. She said, because less than 3% of people that come in with what you have, a brain bleed, less than 3% walk out of here. We usually put them in a box. I'm like, oh, stop. She said, but when I saw it was you, I rolled my sleeves up. I said, well, thank you. She says, you ain't got to thank me. I roll my sleeves.

up for everybody. So I'm like, oh, so that puts you in a different place. Like when you cheat deaf, and then I had a cool, I had a cool doctor. His name was Dr. Shudy. Dr. Shudy. White boy with a Laker jersey on. In emergency. So you know what? He was the cool

white one. So when I had my shit, they took me in. He said, yo, I can fix him, but I need to go in there right now. Are we going to lose him? Oh, my God. So imagine this white dude with a leaker jersey So my sister was like, okay, cool, do these things. I'm like, get out.

Shootie with the leg of jewelry. He said, I got you. I said, you weren't worried. He said, man, it was good, you know. He said, I'm a military doctor. So I see a lot of things. I said, so I was, you took care? He said, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I took care of you. He says, but it wasn't me taking care of you. It was after. So what? I couldn't figure out if you was lying to me or not. I said, what you mean? He said, because we do a wellness check on you every day. but every time I come in there

you say you somebody else oh my gosh and so we didn't know if you was really somebody else or you just clowning you said I say I would ask you who are you you say Dave Chappelle damn it's crazy somebody's gonna have a stroke man

damn can't believe someone someone said Dave Chappelle half stroke that mean nigga damn so you do that And then one day I'm You were doing this for the wellness So imagine me like in the hospital with the gown on, ass out,

but I'm, damn, crazy. Get these nurses away from them. They're trying to stick the fingers in my ass, man. Damn. So then he said the next day you was Denzel Washington. All right, okay. Uh-huh. So that's what you're telling me, huh?

You telling me I had a stroke? Okay, all right. My doctor. So he said I couldn't figure out, but I told him, I said, if I could stay funny, I could stay alive. I said because in my head, when I had the brain bleed and the stroke, I couldn't really catch on nothing, you feel me? So they would, it was like if I could just do that, then I felt a lot.

And then why this is why I didn't tell nobody, my vitals was so bad they was going to lose me. So I had a 13-day watch. They had to watch me, but my vitals is going crazy. This is how bad it was. You know I'm a LeBron fan, right? So I'm sitting in the hospital, and it's the playoffs. Yeah.

So they're trying to keep me calm As I'm watching the game all year is Bang Black, bright James Do do do do Do that So the black girl Come and turn this shit on

We got to mute it You're going to end up dead LeBron go kill your ass Yeah So they had to So they were trying to keep me calm You feel me? So you know what they made me do

They made me watch Women's Collegiate Softball That's It went from, it went from bang to to think. Pink.

Nick went to sleep. No, I'm not clowning on. So it leads me to why I'm on stage now. So now, to be honest with you, when I did the first, my first one when I got back,

I had a deal to do stand-up comedy 15, 20 years ago, but I didn't have nothing to talk about. Because comedy comes from a poor man's perspective. It's like rap. It's like when you see rappers like finally make it, they start rapping about art and stuff like it. It's dope, but it ain't

the same. So when I had my... It doesn't hit the same. Yeah, it don't hit the same. So I had a deal, but I was like, damn, what the fuck I'm going to talk about? I got a... My house is dope. I got a G-wagon, and I've done rich jokes before. That shit don't work out. I never get when I first got on, I was on a living color, and I finally got me a little check.

I went on stage and doing rich jokes. So I got that range over anybody else? Yeah. Square footage of my house is like 50, anybody else?

Anybody else? Nickas is that. So I went on stage doing rich jokes and so I didn't have no nothing to talk about and I never get this. This is how I know.

I went to Eddie Murphy house. It was me. They invited Eddie to this party. He said, I ain't going to come but y'all can come to my crib. So it was me, Ellen DeGeneres, Jim and Kimmel, Chris Rock, Dave, Spel.

Imagine all of us. going to Eddie House. Oh, shit. We got to go. So we show up in Eddie House, right? But that motherfucker house is perfect. It's not conducive to being funny. You feel me?

I saw him walk in. And Eddie, you know, that motherfucker doesn't got so much bread. He came to his balcony. And looked down. Look down on niggas. He had a robe on. You know what he looked like?

Xerxes. Like Xerxes for 300 for 300. If you would bow to me, I will give you. If you would bow to me, I will give him. you jokes beyond your measure. So this motherfucker I said, oh, he got the robot. So he comes down. He said, what's you on? Fox? That's what you mean?

When I'm on. I'm about to get out here and do these jokes. He says, yeah, I was thinking about doing it too. I said, you can't. He's what you mean? I said, your house too perfect. He's what you mean? I said, it's too, this shit too nice, bro. It ain't nothing funny. I said, you come to my house? I call my house

Black Mansion. So I leave shit fucked up on purpose. He said, what you mean? I said, if my house is too nice, nigga, I can't be funny. So I literally have a bathroom that everybody knows. I got a bathroom down the hallway. The faucet sprays out. I never fix it because I think I won't be funny. So I stand outside the hallway and watch people that are nice, but they're nice clothes on going and you hear, and you hear, what the fuck? What the fuck Fox got going? So I told Eddie, I said, Ed, it's too nice. I said, you know what else? The reason it won't work because of that scent, He said, what's that? Whatever that scent, you got this shit pumping. You know how niggas had a...

Going to the aria at a casino. Yeah, it's in the bitch. It smells. I said, what is that? He goes, that's hibiscus. I said, wait, but the fact that you know the name. And it's hot biscuits? That's hibiscus dragon fruit, my nigga.

No. Hot biscuits, dragon fruit. So now when it came to me, when I got the first deal, I went through what I went through so I just wanted the place I did it they were so nice to just let me talk to just let me get it out

it was sort of like George Carlin and Richard Pryor when they talked about their health thing like people was like man Fox shit ain't funny I said well it can't be I said I almost died I can't knock knock who's there like I went through some shit but what it did

it allowed me to have a point of reference of shit went wrong. So now move to Hulu. So now we turn it up a notch, more funny, a little more, you know, jokes or whatever like that, thing like that, but it's still attached to. I'm getting older.

I'm reintroducing people to my, to the funny side of me. My daughter now is on there, you know, playing the guitar because my daughter saved my life with her guitar. So that's a must. Because when I was having those complications, and my vitals was going crazy the doctor said we're going to lose him

my daughter overheard him she was 14 she snuck into my hospital room with her guitar and said I know what my dad needs and that she played the guitar my vitals went down so everything that you watch on Hulu now is me it's not a proving that I'm funny that was the first thing I had to get over

I said I'm not trying to prove these niggas I'm funny but I got a story out there that's already out there you don't ever have to prove that to anybody So my new Hulu, funny, take care of yourself, and it hits a vein. Like when people, I hate to say this, bro. When people my age see it and understand, like when I talk about this, some funny shit, when I got back on my feet, I went to a big ass, young-ass club.

I was in Miami and F1 and shit. And I didn't realize, bro, that I became Triple OG. Right? Yeah. It happens overnight. It happens overnight. Yeah, so Jordan Clarkson ran up to me, said, Triple OG.

I said, damn, triple? Fuck you good. I saw you special. You need a chair? I said, fuck. So, so Jordan Clarkson gave me a chair, and it was F1. It was like, y'all remember how,

it was everybody. It was the Kardashians. It was Timothy Shalameh. It was young. So when he hit me with the triple OG, he hurt my feelings a little bit, but I'm like, I'm chill, you know, I'm trying to, but I'm so young.

I'm so young that some of the girls in there don't even know who I am. So I'm just standing around over here, and I didn't want to tell nobody that I still had my dizziness. So at one point, somebody called my name, and my dissonance gets activated when I jerked my neck too fast. So imagine it's Pat. We in Miami, F1, you know what I said, Ty from Cains, everything, that's.

So somebody said, fuck, I did like this? When I turn around, I said, oh, shit, I'm from the fall. You know, I'm in the fall. I fell. Did you vote? I failed. No, no. But look, but wait, but wait, I would have fell earlier

If it wasn't so packed I got dizzy, so I'll bounce around, I hit Timmy's Salomey The car dashes, I'm just bouncing in the motherfuckers And so I'm getting ready to fall. I said, nigga, I can't keep my balance Because that's what happened with my stroke, it affected my vestibular, right? My vestibular system which helps your balance. So, nigga, I'm, I got my drink in my hand.

I said, can't drop my drink because they'll know that I'm old. So I said, fuck it. I'm just going to lean on this little white girl in front of me. And break my fault. Oh, my God. So I leaned on the little white girl. She ain't never worked out in her life.

Oh, no. She gave way. I said, ah, she's a, so now I'm falling. When she looked back, she sees me some old black man. She's like 21. She's like, who's this black person? I'm like, so I lean on her. She leaned on her other girl.

She ain't never worked out. So we're all going. Not dominoes. So I'm falling. And like, who's this black guy? This old triple O. So I'm falling, bro. I'm falling on the white girl, right?

But then I see the table because it's VIP. So I see that. I said, Fox, put your hand on the table and break your fall. There we go. Come on, man. You're an athlete. Come on. So I put my hand on the table.

The table is wet. Oh, my God. I'm gone. So finally, I said, fuck it. I just laid out on these white girls. I just laid out on these white girls. Everybody saw Timothy Shalameh, the Kardashians, everybody's watching. Todd from Keynes, I'm laying on these two little white girls.

They're screaming bloody murder. Who the fuck is this old black man? So I'm laying on these white girls. And I hear in a distance, Jordan Clarkson. Triple OG! Triple OG! On everything I love He ran over and grabbed me off of these white people

And held me up in the air Now you know he's six What is he six seven? He's about six five, six seven, yeah So the motherfucker got me a way up I'm like this, that's the shit You know what I look like? You ever see a, you ever see the Macy's Day parade?

Oh yeah When he's just floating in the air, that was me. Oh, that's hilarious. I was just floating in the air like, damn. I've never seen the club from this bandage point. And what's crazy is I had some drawstring pants on because it was Miami.

So the way he grabbed me was like, he grabbed me in here. So I said, hey man, your finger. Bro! I got you, Triple O, G. Bro! Oh, my God. So, you know how you in Miami.

Hey, Chavs, come on. You know how you always dress. So I had on some kind of felt. I had like on a felt mixture of felt Miami felt this motherfucker ring finger was in my future.

But I welcomed it because he was saving me. So this motherfucker picked me up and he carried me over Timothy Salome over the Kardashians over time from Keynes and he sat me in the chair and he said, Triple OG, you good? I said.

You know you fell, Triple O.G. Yeah. He said, you know, they saw you. They saw you. Who saw me? He said, Timothy Salomey, Kardashians, Todd from Keynes, and the two little white girls.

And then he goes, he goes, he goes, hey, Triple OG, what's up? Take care of yourself. That's the name. That's the name of my new stander. Take care of yourself. Nice. So that's, so basically what this is.

This is, first of all, I want to thank Hulu for allowing me to just tell my story. I got to thank Oakland because usually when you do a stand-up comedy thing, you go out for a year. I just showed up to Oakland. We shot for two days and they just allowed me to do my thing. So I'm thankful for that. But here's the thing. This is a progression. So take care of yourself.

What happened was take care of yourself. My next one will be Black Forest Gump. And that's where I'm telling all the stories, the stories that happen to it. But this is, I'm so thankful. Take care of yourself is a beautiful gym, man. It's one of those things where you just sit. I'm asking people, have a sit with me before it comes out. If you smoke, smoke a little bit, you know what I'm saying?

Because what I noticed was- You came out to Mary Jane, you know what I'm saying? But what I notice is that when we watch in specials nowadays, you know, we ain't got no opening that. So I'm going to have everybody, you know, catch a little, catch a little whatever you do. Or if you read the Bible, whatever you do. But, so then.

just enjoy it. October 7th. I'll say this. One of the coolest parts was you actually had your daughter come out to play guitar at the end of the show. So definitely, definitely when you watch this, watch it all the way through you got to see her come out. She's incredible.

My daughter, she's 17 now, but she's turning into something incredible. I don't know what you guys are doing in October, but she throws the biggest Halloween festival in Southern California. She has 35,000 kids, 35,000. That's cool as that. She started when she was 13 years old.

Bro, she says I want to do a Halloween party day because it's COVID. I can't meet nobody. I said, cool. She's 13. I said, cool, run it. 4,000 kids show up to my house, brother. I'm like, Annalise and Stelle Fox, what are you doing? So I had to go inside of the party to make sure what nobody, you know, doing nothing crazy.

Right. Yeah. And it all worked out. But then it grew from there in 5,000 to 11,000. This last year, 35,000. She had Chris Brown. perform. She calls people behind my back.

She says, Dad, I'm going to beat you throwing parties. So I didn't even know Chris Brown was showing up. This is, you know, everybody's in their full makeup. Somebody bumped me. It was Leonardo DiCaprio. He pulls up his mask. I said, what's you doing here? He says, my little niece called me, told me to come. So now,

when Leo was there, my daughter said, Dad, Dad, you got to get my shout out. I said, no. I said, okay. So anytime I shout out Leo, I never say his name I said give it up We got a wolf in the building Right

My daughter run up to me Dad they don't know what the fuck that is Yeah We're 14 18 I said well go ask your uncle Is it okay So she go ask Leo

I say ladies Ladies and kids We got Leonardo again They go crazy So she said dad I told you I was gonna beat you throwing party

So Chris Brown performed Leo was there Todd Dollar Sign, Tiger, sexy red, glow-rella, and it's been going. So my daughter... Oh, my gosh. And you'll feel this. You'll feel this.

You know, like, when your kids grow up, man, and you see them get their own thing, my daughter's like, Dad, I don't want nothing from you. She said, I don't want nothing from you. I'm going to get my own, I'm going to get my own thing. And she has, she's done it. And so by having her on the show with me, it's a must because she got her own,

she got her own thing. And she's so cool, man. You see how I am. I'm just, yeah. She's like, yo, chill. What you mean,

chill? She's dad, chill. We just did the Snoop dog Christmas thing, right? Yeah. So when we get there with Snoop, I'm going all crazy.

She's like, yo, dad, chill. We saw Kailani. I'm like, there's Kailani. She says, Dad, I know. Chill.

And Snoop is laughing. Yo, yo, y'all, hey, because, she got you, because. She says, dad, you know what you are,

right? I said, what? you're shalant shallant she said I'm nonchalant she said I'm nonchalant I said oh

I just yeah dad I'm I get it so I love the fact that she's cool she's got our own thing and the fact that she rocks with me on my show that's it you know what I'm saying

like I told I said your dad your dad have I've had moments that before you even got here those are my moments now this is your mom moment. It's your time. And she steps there and she kills you.

I was going to say it's not only her, but you got Beat Shazam. Yeah, Beez Shazam with my oldest daughter. Now, my oldest daughter, I got to be honest. My oldest daughter, when I went down, she became Michael Corleone. Oh. Let me make you understand.

So in the Godfather, remember Mike said, I don't want to be with the family. You feel me? I'm with my girl on a date. So he walk in his Christmas, and he looked at the newspaper, and he sees this. and Al Pacino grabs the newspaper. It doesn't say if he's alive. It doesn't say if my father's alive.

If my father doesn't say if my father was alive. Michael, what's wrong, Mike? Michael, what's wrong? What's going on, Michael? He's like, my father, saying something happened to my father, and Mike turned that shit on, went to the hospital,

knew that they was coming to kill his dad. He see the dude that was a cake maker, says, he says, I want you to stand here. There were people coming here to kill my father. Okay? Stand here and act like you got a gun and he took over. That was my daughter. When I went down, she stepped in the hospital and she says, I got him.

So there. That's one thing. But then after that, she took over my whole, she runs my whole production. So we do B Shazam. Every Tuesday, be Shazam. But my daughter, and look, I know she don't mind me saying that my daughter is a boss. like, you know, she's always been like sweet and kind, but now that she's the boss,

she does this thing. I don't even know she does, she notices. She gets an underbite when she's mad. Yeah, I know what that's like. Yeah, like in some going, she's just, she just turns it to LeBronge. Hey, man, I got a, I got a pull up on y'all. Please, by all means, you get the chance.

You get the chance. Please do. I know I probably exhausted the time, man, but all I'm going to tell you all is this, is that, man, if I ever get a chance to be around you, there's some things that I don't want to say on here, but I really, really appreciate you. And I'm going to tell you why.

Because with all the creative chaos, there are certain people that you watch and you feel good about it. That's all I said. I don't disparage. I don't podcast. Oh, you're the greatest, though, big guy. I said, this is different.

and I appreciate you. And that's it, man, and y'all look too good. I got to get off for him and go do some dips and stuff. Before you go to, I just want to say thank you for being you from the jump from the comedy jam days to the in-living color days to the nowadays. When I met you, you were just as down to earth and just as nice as anybody I could have ever met, knowing you are one of my favorite entertain. You're one of the greatest of all time, baby.

It really is insane. I appreciate it. I had to give you those flowers before you got off of you. I just want to say thank you for being you, Big God. Thanks, guys. Thank you for the last. My cheeks hurt like a motherfucker. Come on, man.

Brad A-Hey! All righty. That does it for our interview with Jamie Fox. And that wraps up another episode of New Heights. Thank you to Jamie Fox and Kyle Euse Check. Once again, October 18th, Arrowhead. Lot M free for the New Heights tailgate. Come on, baby.

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