New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Lambeau Tour, Dan Campbell's Glasses & Miles Teller on Eternity, Kobe DMs, & Birds Fans | EP 164
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Miles was in the sweet, two soup bowls ago.
Bacon just giving me the business.
Dude.
That video is, when people saw that video, they're like,
yo, what the fuck did Miles do to that kid?
I was just getting like prison punched for like 40 punches.
You got to protect them ribs, baby.
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We're going to recap week 10 of the NFL.
Talk a little bit of the out of the house from this weekend and in Lambo.
And Miles Teller.
How about that?
Miles Teller is here.
Are you excited about that, Wyatt?
Miles Taylor's going to hop on the podcast.
Here's that.
Okay.
See you later.
Great comedic timing.
Wyatt.
Great job.
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Let's move on to Out of the House.
Yeah, I got out of the house a little bit.
I went over to New York.
He went to New York.
I went to New York, New York.
New York.
New York, New York, New York, yes, sir.
What'd you do in New York, Trabb?
Just hung out, man, put the feet up, saw some cool places, ate some great food.
Love that.
And got the, got the, you know, got to feel the big city.
And it's electricity and it's buzz that it's always got.
Yeah, it's my favorite time right now as the seasons are changing to be around the Midwest and the Northeast.
And, yeah, it was pretty fun.
There's a picture here of me at Puffy's Tavern.
It was up to a couple guys and met my guys sum it out for a drink and met some friends.
Got some new friends that I know out in New York.
It's cool to just kind of vibe around the city like that.
I think that's one of my favorite things to do in New York is just to, you know, be one with the city.
Just kind of walk the streets and feel the electricity, feeling everybody doing their own shit and then meeting a few new people on the way.
I'm with you, man.
There's so much to do there.
I mean, I love just the public transportation.
It's a shame that you're so famous that you can't do it now.
have because it is spectacular.
What makes you think I won't go down in the subway right now.
All right, let's do it.
You and me.
Next time we're in New York, we're taking the subway.
Deal.
We did it in London.
I'll do it here.
Did you come with me on the subway?
Yeah.
No, I did this subway.
You didn't do this subway.
Me, you, mom, I think dad and Uncle Don and I'm pretty sure we all did.
I love hopping on the tube.
Big tube.
Dude, I'm in.
I'm in.
See the next up and coming music artist or dance artist?
I mean, how is the subway not awesome?
You get to breathe a bunch of.
stale air that's been recycled
by everybody else who's also in that
little congested train car
maybe see somebody do something crazy
I mean there's never a dull moment
on a subway really I mean you're thinking about
there's something happening at all times
going down you're watching is one of my
favorite things to do
it is I will go somewhere
that's another reason why I love New York I love the people
watch just to see people doing
some wild shit
yes on the by do you completely forget about football
like what are you doing on the bike besides going
in New York, besides going to Puffy's Tavern, how are you approaching the by week as a Kansas
City Chiefs tight end?
That ties into it, man.
You know, you know better than anybody.
You get, you get so ingrained in the routine of things and your days are set, your
schedules are set during the season.
And the by week is just that.
If you're fortunate enough to come out healthy and you can get away, I like to get away
and recharge, you know, not everybody has the same feeling.
And, you know, there's a lot of guys out there that have families and they end up staying in
town and all that. But I like to get away, recharge, see something else, see a new city, feel like
I'm somewhere else and kind of just shut it down. I'll watch the games on Thursday, Sunday and
Monday, but I like to kind of get away. Being in Kansas City for 13 years straight for eight
months out of the year, it's like, yeah, that can be a nice home for somebody. But at the same
time, I'm somebody, I like, I got to move my feet, man. I got to travel. I got to see new things,
visit friends, and I got to see a lot of friends and family out there on the East Coast.
Nice.
All right.
Chiefs headed the mile high to take on the Broncos coming off the by.
Big game for the Chiefs, obviously.
Broncos hold the division right now as well as the top of the conference.
So, yeah, Tram, what are the keys of the game?
I think right now the Broncos are playing so well together.
You know what I mean?
They're playing complimentary football.
They might not have a lot of games where they're scoring a lot of points and they're playing
great defense.
but at the same time, they're playing good complimentary ball.
And I think it's kind of led by their defense.
And then in those big moments, their offense keeps finding ways to win football games.
That's what great teams do.
And Bo Nix, man, we've said it on here before.
It's like when the pressure's on, it seems like he just turns into a different guy.
So it's going to be a four-quarter, you know, heavyweight battle.
I'm here for it.
I love these kind of games.
Denver's not the easiest place to go.
in and play football, man. That altitude gets me every single time. And it's, it may not make
me play terrible, but it definitely makes a difference when you're playing up there. And, um,
I'm excited for the challenge, man. Bo Nick, such a better quarterback when he's playing from
behind. It's a crazy stat. Has it factored into your guys head at all that maybe you should
spot them some points and be the ones to come back from behind? That's not how that works.
No, nobody, nobody's their right mind. It's just like, all right, here, let's spot them. Let's
I mean, listen, if we're listening to analytics, that, I mean, the old Patty Mahomes,
10 point lead at half, yeah, statistically it is the smart play.
Statistically, it is the smart play.
It's like you're playing blackjack.
Analytics, yeah.
If you play blackjack with the barcoes, you got to let them bust.
You got to let them get the 20, and then you know that they're going to go over at some
point, and then it's all going to come crashing down.
I think we're going to try and start fast and finish even faster.
I think that's going to be the key to the game right there.
It's probably a more tried and true method.
Jason, you were everywhere this week.
Yeah.
If you guys in the real world didn't catch it, you got Peyton Manning to be you and you got
to be Peyton Manning.
A little freaky Friday action.
Yeah, I wore a Colts uniform.
We traded places in true freaky Friday action.
Yeah, Payton approached me to do this push thing.
I'm like, dude, I'm all in, man.
Payton's places, he does a phenomenal job.
Fucking crushes it.
But the history of the game, some of the most awesome things around the NFL, it's truly
just a joy to even be involved with this in any capacity.
So shedding light on the tush push and doing this bit where Peyton got to feel what it feels
like to be at the center of that thing on the bottom.
Listen, you think the quarterbacks getting this tush push?
You just take a look at the center next time.
It's a lot of push into that tush.
Anyways, it felt weird in the moment when I was wearing the Colts uniform.
and felt even weirder watching it.
I don't look right in a Colts uniform.
It just feels off.
No, it's because you're fat and you're wearing 18.
That's why.
If you had that old 62 on...
Just going to say, I don't think I looked fat in this.
You would have turned into Jeff Saturday 2.0.
I didn't know I was so bow-legged.
Look at how bow-legged I am.
But that's the thing.
You're slew-footed just like me.
Sleafooted.
You got the feet go this way.
But it is a little bit of bow at the knees.
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Yep, though.
That's why.
Is that what is?
It is, is the wide hips.
Yeah, the wide hips.
It just makes it to where it doesn't look like your knees are, like, clicking.
I'm telling you, the only reason I look fat is because of that flack jacket.
I got that flack jacket on.
No, it's not that you look fat.
You look thick.
It looked like a Jared Lorenzen.
RIP, dude.
He was so fucking fun to watch.
Fuck, man.
Jason, you went to Lambo.
Sure did.
The famous places on the old Omaha productions wasn't the only place you saw some football or were a partisan football.
That's right.
Went to Lambo on Monday night football, took Ed Kelsey with you.
Dude, that was a blast.
Passed out some cheese curds at an ice rink.
I got gifted some cheese curds at the ice rink.
I was skating around, passing them out.
I was spraying snow on people by stopping really fast by the boards and getting ice on them.
Classic, Jason.
We actually went out to Lambo the day before and went and got a tour of Lambo, dad and I.
Then we went to a supper club, big thing out there in Wisconsin, went to Schwartz's
Supper Club. Fantastic. I had the biggest prime rib. I think it was a joke by the kitchen.
Like, there's no way this was an actual. And then, but the waitress kept telling me, that's a real
legitimate serving. I was like, this is fucking preposter. It's like a dinosaur prime rib.
Like, what the fuck is eating this kind of prime rib?
Jason Kelsey. It was, I tried. I couldn't get it. Wow. I will show you a picture of this.
This thing is probably, I'm not, I'm not exaggerating. It's probably like a 36 ounce prime rib.
Like, it was, it was this thick. God damn.
It filled up the whole plate.
Like, I was, it didn't even look like it was cooked.
I was like, what the fuck am I eating right now?
And it was delicious.
Nice.
Had an ice cream drink.
And then, yeah, we skated around when on GMA.
I mean, it was all over the place.
I don't know, man.
Again, I just love cold weather people, man.
We just talked about it with Canada a little bit.
And Wisconsin definitely fits that mold as well.
Yeah.
There's just like a, I don't know what the fuck, like a camaraderie or communal aspect of people that have to go through that kind of weather.
And it was cold this weekend.
Yeah.
You like to drink, you like to gather around, you like to be in company with each other
because you're all going through the shit together.
I don't know, but it was fantastic.
It was great.
Hell yeah.
Awesome people.
I was Lambo as a fan versus playing there.
Well, we did Lambo last year as a broadcast and I dressed up as Santa because it was
for this Christmas game and we gave out gifts.
The tour of Lambeau was awesome.
It was really special.
They've done a great job better than a lot of other.
organizations. I would say probably even better than Philadelphia of telling the story of the
history of the NFL and in particular the Green Bay Packers. There's pictures all over the place.
They have an old piece of concrete that like Curley Lambo and Vince Lombardi and all those
guys used to walk across before they went out the field on the actual tunnel that the players
go on. They all step across that piece of concrete and put the jersey on like every other
packer has before them. The way it started,
And the fact that it's the only publicly owned franchise in the NFL, right?
There's not an owner.
It's all run by a board of directors.
It's a nonprofit.
The owners are the fans.
And it's just, it's a very special place.
It's incredible to go see.
They've done a great job of showcasing all this history.
There's Heisman trophies, Vince LaBardi trophies, you know, pictures, old newspapers.
it's just and then the stadium itself is from 1957 and they've added on obviously since then
but the tunnel that I walked out as a player is the same tunnel that Curly Lambo freaking
walked out of and it's really really cool to take in all that history and then go and watch a game
there it's it's an experience that you got to check out I'm telling you a football fan if you
have not done it it is one of the coolest experiences and one of the most sacred experiences
the NFL has the offer and that stadium is worth every
bit of going and experience them in that whole town is and i got to shout out diane our tour guide
diane was amazing so much energy dad didn't wear his hearing aid so that was a complete
fucking debacle but the whole thing was outstanding and she was i don't know man just a great
person and you can tell how big of a fan she was of the packers in the NFL in general so um yeah
awesome experience oh i got a shout out cheese curd nick
I don't even know if I'm saying this right.
At the Stadium View,
tailgate,
he told me to get his curds.
He said they were the best curds in Wisconsin.
Not going to lie,
they were fucking really good curds.
I haven't had enough curds
to say they're the best curds,
but the best cheese curds I've ever had.
If somebody says,
I got the best anything,
I'm going to try it.
Maybe Lock K maybe.
I can't remember.
Anyways,
it was a great experience heading over there.
Yeah.
And to be fair,
if you're fucking up cheese curds,
you're fucking.
You don't need to be.
making cheese. But they were fresh. They were freshies.
Ooh, you got a little, had a little stretch to them.
Yeah, had some stretch, had a little squeak. Sounds delicious. So yeah, being out in Wisconsin
was a blast. Had an ice cream drink. You ever had an ice cream drink? A milkshake.
That's what I thought. It comes in like a little martini glass and it's got booze in it.
Incredible. So a milkshake with booze? Kind of. I mean, it's one way to say it.
Dairy and alcohol for me doesn't sit well. Over the course of the day, this is my day.
go to Lambo get a tour we go to legend larries which apparently is a wing spot in uh with the
wisconsin area i eat chicken wings and fried food there i have about seven spotted cows because
when you're in wisconsin you're going to drink a spotted cow or two i go straight from there
an hour drive to this freaking supper club after the uh four o'clock games end and at the supper
called the first thing you do is the whole thing is you sit at one table by the bar and you order
your food there and while you're ordering your food you're drinking alcohol mainly old fashions
so i have an old fashion there then we go to the uh the table i eat a prime rib the size of the
entire fucking plate all right yeah and then i top it off with an ice cream drink when i tell you my
stomach had no fucking idea what i was doing like there's just fried chicken prime rime
rib, ice cream drinks, beer, old-fashioned.
I probably took about four years off of my life in one day going to freaking Green Bay, Wisconsin, and chopping it up with these.
I had Yeager, my shirt.
A guy said, hey, you want to play beer die?
We're playing beer die.
And he's like, and lose your buys.
I lost.
I was like, all right, what do you guys want to do?
What's a Wisconsin drink?
And they said, Yeager.
I said, I haven't had Yeager in probably 15 years.
Let's do it.
It was churning all sorts of different ways, but I'm not a bitch.
So I handled it fine, but I was like, I don't know what the hell I just did to myself today.
And I loved every second of Wisconsin.
It was fantastic.
That wraps him out of the house.
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Yeah, let's get into a little week 10 of the NFL.
The birds went to Lambo, like we just said,
and they snuck out a barn burner, Eagles 10, Packers, 7.
It was a cold game.
It was a cold night.
Good defense.
It was cold that night.
On Monday night, football.
It was football weather is what it was.
told the entire world about a beautiful story about a veteran and shined some light on it, man.
That was very touching.
Marine.
Yes, sir.
And as he got everybody ready for some Monday night football.
Yeah, it was an honor to be involved in that piece.
I mean, listen, I was teammates with Tyler Steen for a few years and was not familiar with that story that his grandfather jumped on a grenade in Vietnam to save the lives of five other Marines.
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Not that you already weren't, but it was, it was, I thought it was very butt.
up and you fucking killed it and obviously um shout out to all the veterans man hell yeah back to
some football should we just fast forward to like a minute and 35 left or what yeah i mean i think
listen the eagles had a first good their first drive really good they're getting down inside the 15
basically and great strip by edger and cooper great linebacker for the green bay packers and
both teams played unbelievable defense in this game and yeah the eagles uh you know they got
behind the sticks a lot with false starts, penalties, holding calls.
It kind of stalled out some drives.
Got it going a little bit in the second half.
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other's offenses all game long.
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They're winning 10 to 7.
And this is the big decision that everybody wants to talk about, right?
Yeah.
Eagles elect to go for it on fourth down.
It's fourth and seven, I think.
Fourth and sixth.
and they're on the 36, 35-ish yard line.
And at this moment, before they come out on the field, I'm like, okay,
are they going to kick a field goal or are they going to punt?
Even when they put the offense out there,
and I thought punt because I'm like,
you don't want to give too good a field position here to Green Bay.
Your defense has been playing well.
It's cold.
This is usually within Jake's range, but it's windy.
It's cold.
Let's just give our defense good field position and take this game out that way.
But the Eagles put their offense out the field.
I'm like, okay, they're probably going to just take a delay a game
so that it's an easier distance for the punter to kind of put it up in the air
and let it come down inside the 20.
And then they snap the ball.
And I'm like, oh, shit, they're actually running a play.
Yeah.
And they try to hit A.J. Brown on a sluggo.
It doesn't work out.
Still don't really fully understand it, to be honest with you.
I mean, I think the Eagles in general are one of the most aggressive teams, right?
and Nick has been this way his whole career
and it's allowed us to win a lot of football games.
I know it was cold, typically punting, though.
I wouldn't think that like that affects that.
I mean, I know it affects the punter a lot,
but you're not going for distance.
You're just trying to kick this thing up there
and get a little bit of field position.
Fourth and sixth, not a high percentage throw.
They must have felt really good about it to make that call.
But outside of that, you know,
thankfully the defense showed up and got to stop when they needed it.
You know what I mean?
They held them to have to try and attempt a 63-yard field on the other end.
And they got out of Lambeau with a big victory against a really good defense.
I came away from the game like, dude, even rewatching it, Green Bay's linebackers and their
safeties and how they came down into the box, they played really well.
I really think Jeff Halfley has done a tremendous job with that whole unit.
they have players across the board and they came to play especially a bounceback game for them for giving up the rushing yards they did to Carolina they were fired up to play and they played hard they played physical all game long and it was an old school type of NFL game that's really was that's what that's what it kind of reminded me of watching that thing is it felt like you're in historic Lambo on the biggest night in football Monday night and it's like you're just sitting there watching you know two legendary organizations go at it for
the hundredth time and it's just uh they felt like that old school style of football cold weather
game guys are you know plays are being made on the defensive side for the majority of the game
finally the offense gets going for a little bit in the fourth quarter and it's like oh all right now
it's you got everybody on the edge of their seed and shit's going on fourth down everybody's
going for it on fourth down the Eagles had one where they're literally calling out the fourth down call
on defense yeah they're calling the play out before they stuff it and you're just sitting there
you're like, man, this is old school football.
And that Eagles defense had had some help from their new star.
Jalen Phillips, man, forced fumble for recovery, eight pressures, seven hurries, and six stops altogether.
When he got traded here, one of his first sound bites was that's like the greatest thing that's ever happened in his life.
And I mean, for the, I know, the aggressive statement, but for the Eagles, this might be the greatest thing that's happened this season so far as getting Jalen Phillips.
What an amazing maiden voyage for the veteran defensive end, outside linebacker,
whatever you want to call him, edge defender.
He made his presence felt early and often.
I mean, he was phenomenal all game long.
We knew he was a great player.
He picked up right away and came up huge for the Eagles.
The Eagles are going to get tested.
I mean, listen, they won in Green Bay.
Big game, and they got a big one coming up next week.
Lions, Sunday night football.
Their offense is functioning very well right now.
I think they scored on every possession this past week against Washington.
So they're going to have to come to play on offense this week if they want to win this one.
And that'll be a little Sunday night football action playing back-to-back night games.
Prime Time, baby, with a new play caller over there in Detroit.
Dan Campbell.
Dan Campbell.
Dude, the readers.
I love that sideline thing.
It's so good, man.
The four o'clock games, it was like what?
It was Lions, Rams, and who was the other one?
Where it was just like, these are all going to be blowouts.
These aren't even going to be close.
Every single one of them was just like.
And you knew it coming into it.
It was like all of these are going to be fucking just.
The Rams and the Rams, 49ers was the one where it's like the 49ers defense has been good.
All right.
Let's talk some other stuff that's going on around the league.
Giants fired coach Brian Dayball.
Yep.
Daible is gone making former Eagles.
quarterback and Chiefs Coach and Jason Kelsey's friend.
Mike Kafka, the interim head coach.
Coach CAFCA was Mike Kafka, quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles when I first got into
the NFL.
And he was my QB coach when I first got into the NFL.
That's right.
Went over to Kansas City quickly and ended up having a tremendous career there as
offensive coordinator.
He's got some hardware from his time in KC.
Won one Super Bowl there and he's been in New York the last few years.
years since Brian Dable got there.
Now the interim head coach can't wait to see what Caffkees can do up there.
So this is how it works.
You know, Dable was there for four years.
They've changed over the roster completely and the team just hasn't gotten better, right?
They've, they show flashes.
Like it felt like four weeks ago, it felt like things were starting to turn a corner.
Yeah, we started getting Jackson card out there, Camp Scadaboo.
It felt like, okay, this team's starting to have some confidence and find themselves.
But, yeah, the graphics are all out there.
They've blown in a number of big double-digit leads that good teams just don't do.
And really, disciplined teams don't do.
And, you know, it's not all Brian Dables Florida, it never is.
But when you're the head coach, you're the one ultimately responsible.
Somehow the general manager is abstaining from responsibility over this whole thing to date.
You know, Wink Martindale, the defense coordinator, they move on from him a couple seasons ago.
they move on from Sequin Barclay famously last season.
Daniel Jones.
And all three of these guys have had success at their next stops.
So, you know, the common denominator is like, hey, we've had players apparently that are good in this building that haven't played at a high level.
So ultimately, there's going to be change coming whenever that happens for sure.
Yeah.
And it's a tough situation for our guy Kafka to come into.
But he is one of the best football knowledge.
and offensive like gurus, man.
I was like when he was in Kansas City, man,
just hearing him talk ball
and hearing him talk about how the offense needs to get going,
I always was just blown away by it.
And no better stamp of approval
than his absurd stat line in college
playing for Northwestern
in the old 2010 Outback Bowl,
the guy threw for 550,
I'm sorry, 532 yards, four touchdowns.
Are you serious?
He was 47 for 78 in the air.
Oh my gosh.
Man through.
78?
Yeah.
Did he throw his arm out?
How do you throw a ball 78 times?
Good luck to Kafka in the New York Football Giants, man.
Yeah, good luck to Kafka.
I will not say good luck, giants.
All right.
Keeping it on coaches, Mike McDaniels.
A little drive-by troll action.
Let's take a look at this photo.
After the Dolphins upset the Bills, Mike McDaniels might have been spotted driving by a Bills bar in South Beach.
Can we get a more zoomed-in version of this photo?
I mean, that's Mike McDaniels, right?
1,000%.
Is he trolling or is this just on the way to his house?
What do you think?
It might just be on the way to the house.
I can see Coach McDaniels living down in Miami Beach.
He's definitely trolling.
He's just, he's dry.
He's slow turning.
and it got the arm out the window, staring right into the bar.
Staring right into the bar.
I mean, listen, this is a big one for Coach McDaniel.
Yeah, it seemed like there's some people in the hot seat over there right now.
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Week 11 is actually kind of stacked, if I'm being honest.
I'm very excited about this weekend.
There's a lot of great games.
I think the game Jake and I are most intrigued by is in the early slates.
We are looking at bucks at bills.
Both teams coming off a loss.
This is a big one.
Jake, first pick.
Got to start with the spread of the game.
Just keep it simple.
I, as the resident AFC East fan, cannot be rooting for the Buffalo Bills.
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Nice.
Always like when we take the bucks.
I like that.
I think Baker always plays a tight game.
Never count the man out no matter what the score is.
All right.
My pick for the same game parlay,
I'm going to go with a James Cook anytime touchdown.
I feel like James Cook is the engine that drives that Bill's offense.
And I think they're going to get him going.
I think that is the key to the game is to get James.
James Cook going. I think they're going to feed him.
All right.
Both coming off hard losses.
I got a back friend of the show, Baker Mayfield.
I'm taking Baker Mayfield over two touchdown passes.
I always like taking Baker on any of this stuff.
So yeah, love it.
Bucky Irving's been kind of like shaking up a little bit hurt too.
So I think they're going to have to throw the ball.
They're going to be passing the rock.
So I'm taking Baker over two touchdowns.
Shout out friend of the show, Baker Mayfield.
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Let's keep it moving to Stamp of the Week.
Trabb, take it away.
All right now, moving on to Stamp of the Week.
I mean...
Who you going with?
I mean, Dan Campbell had over 500 total yards of those glasses on, man.
I might give my Stamp of the Week to those reasons.
All right.
I like it.
I like it.
Somehow still looks incredibly intimidating with glasses.
I'm not fucking around with that.
Look at those.
It's the traps coming out of the T-shirt that no, that tells me I don't need to bark up that tree.
It's the red skin that just tells you that like his blood is just pulsing to like areas.
He's just waiting to explode with rage.
Thick six.
Let's take a look at this thick six, Brian.
I've seen this thick six.
Is it good?
It's good shit.
It's good shit.
Anytime you see a fat boy running.
with the ball. It's good shit.
All right.
I'll see.
Kind of think they could have blew it dead, but.
Oh, big boy.
Oh, yeah.
No, that forward progression is not stopped.
They can't bring them down.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh.
Dude, he landed hard.
He hit the ground hard.
Let me tell you, Big Boy is tired after that one.
I'll tell you that.
He just fought off, even his own teammates.
Like, how many people is he pushing and freaking, he just wrestled an entire high school football team?
I'm definitely giving it to him.
I don't even need to see the rest of these.
I mean, Matt Stafford was tremendous.
I gave him the himmy on Monday night football.
DeMarcus Lawrence had a couple scores for touchdowns.
Jets, Offense Alliance celebrates offense.
All right, I'm intrigued.
Let me take a look at this.
Just styling on him.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Look at him.
That's pretty funny.
It's really petty and, like, super unsportsmanlike, but it's funny as shit.
The boys on the two-game win streak, bro.
Fuck it.
There is something different about, like, making a play is a, like, you make a play, you get the dance.
But getting somebody else the fuck up and then dancing on him feels a bit aggressive.
It feels like taunting to me, but I don't know.
I love it, though.
I'm kind of, I mean, as we've said, we are in favor of taunting.
as a podcast.
I'm fucking so in.
We are pro taunting.
And that was,
it was also just good rhythm.
I mean,
it's a good dancer.
I want to go to the club with him.
Yeah,
I'm going to go to the six six.
Shout out to Akeem Davis
for an incredible
defensive touchdown,
uh,
truly remarkable effort.
I don't know it's going to get better than that.
Yeah,
I don't know if it gets better than that either.
I'm always down to give a friend of the show some love man.
Maddie Stafford went out there,
went fucking nuts,
has the most starts by QB before reaching.
It's a weird stat.
He has the most.
It's kind of a bun stat.
It's really weird.
It's kind of a bun stat.
It's very weird.
It's the most starts to get to 500.
Of quarterbacks with that many starts.
Yeah.
All right, cool.
Of certain, above a certain amount, they are almost all over 500.
He just got over 500 as a career.
Well, as one Bunn's stats and Buns records holder to another.
Many Bunn's stats.
Maddie Stafford gets my stamp of the week.
after 231 starts,
Matt Stafford is finally above 500.
He has the most starts by a quarterback
before reaching 500 since starts were first tracked in 1950.
He is now 115 and 115 and 1 overall record.
He just tells you how bad they were in Detroit.
Like, they had some bad teams in Detroit.
Fucking guys, Super Bowl champ, baby.
You can't tell them no different.
Well, that does it for Stan.
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You might know him from us being on the Eagle sideline or dancing at Grateful Dead concerts.
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You've seen them in big screen roles and whiplash, war drugs, Top Gun Maverick, and as the co-star of the upcoming film, Eternity.
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Let's go!
Yeah, baby.
Let's go, baby, dude, SNL fucking rocked it.
One of my, dude, absolutely fucking rocked it.
Eternity, absolutely rocked it.
You're on fire as always, brother.
Appreciate you.
coming on here, having some fun with this, man.
How are we living, dog?
Yeah, appreciate it.
I was looking forward to that, that intro.
That's like, you know, because we don't,
as actors, we don't really get much, you know,
SNL, you mentioned, if I'm doing a talk show.
But, you know, I'm so jealous of musicians and athletes
because you guys just get that live energy and your feet off it.
But after that speech, I'm ready to run through a frigging brick wall.
When you got the great credentials, like dancing at Grateful Dead concerts,
Jason just fucking hits those things, man.
You just fucking get your chills going, baby.
Have you always been a deadhead?
For me, I guess I really got into him in college.
I've always been into, you know, classic rock and, you know, Clapton.
And I know you guys are good Steve Ray Vaughn guys.
You know, Bob Cier, like that kind of stuff.
And then when I was in college, I had a buddy be like,
yo, we should go to this music festival.
And it's called Gathering of the Vives and Connecticut.
Connecticut. And once I was around, well, I refer to now as like, my people, I just didn't know
at the time. But once I got around that tie-dye and just the love and energy that they get from
the band and that they give to everybody else, yeah, dude, I love it. I'm in tie-dod, like, probably
way too much for a 30-year-old adult. Those shirts are clean, though. I know you like my shirts
trav when I'm wearing them down in, you know, wherever we're at in the summer and stuff. I have some nice
vintage some nice vintage teams you already know take me back man take me back i'm vintage with you dog
yeah that shit's classic well let's talk about attorney the ball actually first i you talk about
like intros whenever i'm on the field and the team's about to come out i feel like i get like
PTSD like i get like flashbacks of like playing in like goosebumps like i got to see trav come out
i got to see the eagles this past week everybody's booing there's lights everywhere it's like
That moment right before the National Anthem.
It's like, dude, it still is like a visceral thing.
So I'm right there with you on the intros, man.
That is one of the things I miss greatly.
You're not that far moved, man.
And I just, I don't know if you've ever seen when they show video of like Chuck Liddell watching a UFC fight.
I mean, he's like, he's very much.
Still, and like, like, knocked out.
I mean, you can see it in his eyes.
Like, he's very, he's very.
still in that world the best oh my god eternity i don't i never know how to like sum this i said okay
larry your character larry is married to a woman named joan and the whole movie essentially
takes place with in the afterlife and you have to choose your eternity that's the name of the film
and how me where do i don't know what i'm allowed to give away what i'm not allowed to give away
do you want to i'm going to try not to give nothing away also it's not you know it's not a marvel
and it's not it's not a you know top good i don't think i'm going to have a red dot on me if this
thing goes a little sideways sure yes so this so it yeah the movie's called eternity
um my character and lizzie olson's character we've been married for 60 something years
and the movie more or less takes place in the afterlife the rules kind of are that you get
to choose your eternity um and we have some fun with it there's like smokers world because
cancer can't kill you twice there's um like infancy studio 54 yeah studio 54 1930s
germany without nazis world nudist world where it's always like the perfect temp for you
yeah you get to choose your eternity but you only uh choose once and you can choose to be with whoever
you want and so i'm kind of you know ready to choose my eternity with with my wife and then
turns out that her first husband
who's been waiting 67 years
because he passed away in the Korean War
he wants to have his eternity with her too
so it turns into this fun
romantic comedy kind of with a bit of this love triangle thing
it was fantastic yeah man the
trying to win over Joan and the entire
who's going to be able to spend the rest of their life with them
is just fantastic it's funny
it is incredibly emotional
like as somebody who's married.
It's a roller coaster of emotion, man.
It's so fun, man.
You guys get really deep the how much fun you guys are having in the comedy aspect
with the ACs, the afterlife coordinators.
Dude, that shit is fucking.
You guys hit it on the head, man.
I absolutely love this film, man.
Thank you.
And also, I think it's like, you know, when I was a kid,
because this movie's coming out, you know, at Thanksgiving,
you think of like those family movies that you would go to.
There's kind of just old school throwback kind of just make you feel good.
and this movie, even though I do think it's like one of the funny,
it was one of the funniest scripts I've ever read.
I just found it really sincere and moving.
And it's, and I appreciate putting things out there that are, you know,
sincere, not just original and fresh, but, you know,
a movie that's not just there to take the piss.
You know, I mean, I think it makes you really think about your own life.
Hell yeah.
If you're in a relationship or, you know, if you've lost somebody,
it's just a really, there's a lot of like tears.
I think in this movie, too.
It's just, I don't know.
I love it.
I'm glad you guys dug it.
Dude, you pick great films.
Better than, like, anybody I know, man.
I like, in this one in particular, like, I can imagine, like, you're reading the script,
and it's just, it tugs at all the right hard strings.
It hits all these different themes.
The character, like, arcs throughout the film, the way it touches on, like, a long relationship
versus one that you had that end it.
I don't know, man.
It's just, it's fantastic.
It really is one of my favorite lines from the movie, Jones says to both you and her former
husband, maybe the beautiful thing in life is that things end.
And I just think it's a great line.
And I know it wasn't like a pivotal moment of the movie or whatnot, but it really struck me.
And I want to ask you, like, would you want to live in one of these eternities?
Like, I'm like watching the whole film, like, dude, I feel like if I was in
living in one of these eternities, like eventually I wouldn't want to live in that eternity.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, that's a, that's a tough just like for the, yeah, for eternity, that's tough.
I don't know.
Yeah.
God damn.
Yeah, it's funny.
I was talking with, because Kelly, she's very, you know, she grew up very religious, Catholic
and, you know, this, you know, 100%.
She believes in, you know, eternity and, you know, living forever when your soul goes on and really
were on life in this physical form
to kind of learn lessons, but
I don't know, I was chatting with her about it. I was like,
yeah, no, for sure, that's great, that's great.
I was like, but what if you just want to shut it off
at a certain point? Like, what if you just
want to stop having consciousness?
You know what I mean? Like, maybe I'll just
turn it off.
But I think it's, I don't know,
I was thinking about my perfect eternity
and I was saying, mine would probably be like
coldest sack world where it's really just
kind of like a middle America suburb and I got
like, you know, family members.
that I never met or family members I did get to know,
passed away and some buddies of mine that passed away way too young
and hopefully all my dogs, actual dogs, animals.
Just so we can all just chill in this little neighborhood.
I think that's, it's not going to be something like some big grand gesture.
It's just kind of an extension of life.
And, you know, those relationships that I do think life,
the most important aspect of it is really nature.
relationships and those relationships that you kind of nurture and um i'm with you you know that's that's what
you're thinking about on your deathbed i imagine it's not you know career stuff any of that crap i think
it's you're just thinking about people this kind of funny you mentioned uh the thanksgiving feel
of being around family and how that how this film that coming out around Thanksgiving kind of made
you feel about that i guess unknowingly i was i feel like i genuinely enjoyed it even more because i kind of put
myself in the shoes of like these are like my parents these are my parents going back in time
looking at their best feeling at their best yeah i kind of put myself in those shoes and
enjoyed the movie from that aspect like the the people in our like age demographic were like
looking at our parents in a movie about them and how how sweet and how crazy uh their past has been
and how it can even like meet up in the afterlife it was crazy the creativity of what
afterlife is was fantastic and it was a new look and that's something that I don't know I don't think about
it too often I have my own thoughts on afterlife but it was something fun to think about and like what's
really important and what do you value and what do you really want to carry with you through life so
fantastic film well done again sir I mean uh kudos and I've asked you as before maybe we can ask this
on pious how do you pick films as a blockbuster actor what is your process how do you because
I'd imagine the inbox is like, it's got to be bigger than my email of just like scripts
and people that are reaching out. Like, how do you, how do you sort through that onslaught of
opportunities and really get to the ones that ring true to you? You know, it always starts
with the script, although I will say if you work, if you are lucky enough to, to always work
with a great director, then that's going to give you a pretty good shot. Um, yeah, I hundred
percent believe you know it is it is a director's medium and when you're on you know when you're on set
there's a lot of people doing similar jobs uh but there's only one director on any given set you know
it just shows you how rare uh that talent is but i think i don't know for me the first i would say like
first couple years of my career i think i had a pretty good idea of i wanted to you know show some
range and i knew i wanted to do my like college buddy comedies but then i also knew i wanted to do
some kind of something a little more intense trauma wise i you know i like to maybe some action
stuff but i think for me if if i'm if there's anything that's really kind of steer in my
decision is probably just that i don't want to be repetitive you know i i've been doing it
professionally now i guess for like 16 years i started at 22 and now my audience you know those
people that saw me at that age like now they're older as well with me and so i just don't want to
I don't want to play down to them.
I try and find things that I'm interested in.
I just think I actually, I think I do have a wide range of interest.
There's a lot of stuff that I, you know, am into.
And I try and pick things that I do think are of quality, you know, whether or not the movie turns out like that.
Awesome.
I don't know.
Everybody's in it for different reasons.
But for the most part, I'm trying to, I enjoy projects that kind of push me a little bit.
I think that's important.
You've been doing this shit for a while, man.
but it's so fun to see you keep taking these new challenges.
And this A-24 film is out.
Eternity comes out November 26th.
Make sure you check it out.
You're going to fucking love it.
I guarantee it.
But why don't we talk a little bit of your football love?
Let's talk a little birds.
Let's go.
Now's the time.
We need to know Miles thoughts on the 2025 birds.
What do you think?
You know, it's hard to argue with the record at this point.
Lost a lot of guys.
You know, on defense, that line.
You know, it gets a little banged up
But I would say what I'm
I guess most appreciative of
And it's kind of weird as an Eagle fan
But I just expect them to close teams out
You know, like I really do
I really do
I think Jalen
That kind of just you know
Cool Hand Luke back there
His demeanor
I think in the beginning of his career
Was maybe frustrating for Eagles fans
Because we're real passionate fan base
And we want that quarterback
maybe, you know, when you're winning, it's all good.
You're like, all right, cool, dude's unflappable.
But then when you're losing, you're like, show some damn emotion, dude.
But it's, I mean, Eagles have been, I mean, I think even under Andy Reid,
he averaged like 10 wins a season, you know, and all those McNabb years.
Like, there's been a few couple of down years, but for the most part,
I'm just really appreciative that that ownership and those players and those coaches
put a winning product on the field.
Absolutely.
Oh, yeah.
Almost year in it, year in and you're out.
And that's, that's very rare.
I mean, Trav, what you're giving to those, you boys are given to those Chiefs fans.
I mean, that franchise just took off on a rocket with you boys.
And now it's like, that's the standard.
And I feel like as, you know, NFC guy, I feel like Eagles, you know, Eagles, Eagles are that standard now.
So it's just awesome to watch.
I appreciate all effort.
I know.
Can I imagine how much goes into it.
Fans will never really know.
So I'm just, I'm just happy to be a part of the ride.
And to be, to be honest, man, that's the one thing you see from the rest of the league is that the, from the top down, they are ran like a true, like a top tier organization.
When you go there as a, as a fan, as a family member, I'm over here wearing the gang green when Jason's playing.
And I'm sitting here, I'm like, man, this is a well-oiled machine.
The family rooms, the how they treat the players, how the players get, you know, embedded into that ingrained into that city.
From the top down, man, without a doubt,
Philly's organization's top tier.
And you just touched on the ownership.
Jeffrey Lurie just got put in the Philadelphia Sports Hall of Fame.
I think he's in there for contention to be in the NFL Hall of Fame one day as an owner.
Certainly, the success that they've had since he's taken over has been incredible.
And I'm just lucky to have gone to an organization like that.
And, you know, you mentioned Andy Reid.
And, I mean, how many owners have been to, I guess his fourth Super Bowl now?
with three different head coaches.
Like, that's, to retool and to be able to hit it again is pretty remarkable when you think
about the career achievements that he's had in Philadelphia.
And I just saw a stat.
I think Nick has more wins than the last decades, decade of Giants football.
And you think about the turnover that New York has had, they just fire Brian Dayball.
And, like, I think they had 54 wins in the last 10 years, and Nick just surpassed him this past
week it's like we've been pretty spoiled no doubt about it until you win that first one right
it's like oh phill you know they're never gonna never get over the hump and now all of a
sudden you know you're you were back in another one and then you know you win one and this and that
and it's like can't even hear you down there giant spins you know we're not even focused
we're not even focused on you dude dude i got to ask so where i know we're talking birds right
now um knowing you you're huge phillies fan you follow every fucking game you watch every bird's
game are you a you got to be a philly through and through do you watch the broad street bullies every
every game yeah you know when i was i just don't watch hockey as much anymore but when i was in south
jersey those early 90s years like the legion of doom with leclair reckey lindross
Joel Otto Garstow
Ron Hextall
Like those were some bad
Those are some badass teams
Oh yeah
And I used to love it
But yeah
I don't really watch
I don't really watch hockey as much
I mean in Tahoe
I've gotten to know a bunch of those boys
You know especially
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oshy when we're playing those baseball games
I'm gonna be so mad
If I can't be yelling
Schwabombs this year
Swarbom
Freaking do a laugh
do a laugh oh gosh so funny dude for those of you that that don't know the context man
every year we play uh beer beer drinking games in the back of the casino with the with the
core group of guys and the hockey guys are in there we're always in there and man i'll tell you
what miles is one of the fucking all-stars of that goddamn back room dude it's like the
conscious goes unconscious man i feel like i'm like kind of coaching too i'm like setting line of
I'm, like, sitting a deep in.
His man is in the whole thing.
I'm like, yo, watch this sneaky little dude.
He's got, he's got something going on right now.
Yeah, it's so fun.
That's fun.
Look at this guy.
He's got to point out this one.
Yeah, baby.
Oh, she's table, MVP.
Shout out to OC.
Oh, gee.
We had, like, that full, like, Stanley Cup championship trophy,
and I looked at a photo of me.
I'm just, like, covered in booze.
I was like, oh, yeah, I drank it.
of the thing, and I just
fell all for me.
Sahel, man. Fucking electric. Where are we
at here, man? Trabb, do you like playing on
like Thanksgiving?
Is that as a football, dude,
like... This is my first time playing
on it, man. I've always, like, dreamed
about playing on it, because obviously
started out playing in the backyard and
just screwing around. Always had the turkey
bowl around where we were with the
friends and families. And I've always
football and Thanksgiving.
like that's like those two go together like fucking peanut butter and jelly man so i'm i'm excited to
play um we're we're in dallas so i'll hold it down for uh try and hold it down for the
the the birds fans out there you you will you will and get after and get after the uh the cowboys
man but um yeah dude i'm excited i'm excited to do it and hopefully i'm uh i'm eating turkey on the
field afterwards because what so they uh but what you guys played on christmas was that the game
Christmas last year. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. That was a fun one too. I'm not going to lie. It was a day game. So we were in and out of Pittsburgh and we even played this year on Christmas. It's a night game against, I believe the Broncos who we got this week. So it'll be a fun one. I enjoy all the holiday games. I know it's, it kind of takes you away from the family. But at the same time, man, you get something for the family and friends to watch. And you know, you're always getting texts when everybody's around the family. Sometimes I'll get the picture of what the living room,
looks like sitting around watching, you know, the Chiefs play.
So it's just, it's awesome, man.
I love every bit of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's evident just watching you play, too.
I appreciate that.
Both you guys, you could just see the pure, just the pure joy.
I would love to seeing some of them backyard football games with you boys all.
Oh, my gosh.
It was a lot of moxie, a lot of moxie.
I would always make Travis be the ball carry just so I can try and obliterate him.
We play this game in the backyard where he'd be on one end and I was on the other
and he had to try and get past me.
I wasn't big enough to take him down.
So I was like, all right, I just got to be the crash dummy here.
Jason fucking let out some of this anger says he was a 10-year-old with anger management problem.
We got to mention this.
We were just talking about Tahoe.
Are you aware of the bet that we have this year for Tahoe?
You've seen us both play.
I have a bet with Travis.
if I don't finish in the positive.
Miles is going to be on my side 100%.
Of course, we just let me finish.
We just let me finish.
Oh, my bad.
If I finish in the positive this year,
Travis has to dress as a blue man group member on the podcast.
If I finish in the negative again,
I have to dress as a blue man group.
Who do you think is going to take this one?
I mean, I never play my best golf there.
I've broken 80, like, I don't know,
maybe three, four times in my life.
I'm, you know, I can play a good golf.
I've never finished in the positive.
I've hovered and like, I've hovered at like, at like the end of 18, I've never even finished
just a round.
Yeah.
I don't need to think Vegas would put that bed on the board.
You got to, dude, have it as I would bring that bar down just a little.
I'd say, like, even if you just finish, if you finish around in the positive, that's a,
that's a damn good round.
That's probably, you're probably shooting like, 8.
for tournament golf.
Trave, are you open to redoing this bet
and just one round in the positive?
Honestly, I still feel confident about that, dude.
Oce's table, Oce's table.
Oh, hey.
Hi.
Ellie.
You said not?
Oh, there we go.
Nice.
Nice.
Bye, bye.
Bye, bye.
You're good time.
Nice.
Thank you, sweetie.
Jay, is it a lot,
I guess, since being retired,
And obviously, I know you're still very, very busy, very active, but kind of getting to be home, I imagine a little more, a little more present during kind of the holiday season.
That's got to be pretty sweet, man.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
And I think you just mentioned Thanksgiving.
We're already gearing up with plans for that.
And, you know, Christmas isn't too far around the corner.
I don't know.
I'm like, I'm around more, but it's more chaotic.
When you play football, it's like very militaristic with the schedule.
Yeah, sure.
When you're busy, when you're not, whereas now I feel like I'm kind of like all over.
And in some ways, it feels like even when I'm home, I'm getting pulled in other directions,
which kind of takes it away a little bit.
But, yeah, I mean, dropping the girls off at school, being able to do that, pick them up.
Yeah, for sure.
I think that being around the family is where it's at.
And I miss being around my football family.
I'm not going to lie, like I miss being around those guys.
But being able to be around the kids, be around.
I'm sure, yeah.
And I think he was getting to that because you're not playing a lot of golf, Jason.
You're not getting better at that game.
Dude, I played golf once a week this year, basically.
I'm getting better.
That's a lot, right?
Is that not a lot?
No chance. No way.
I got to go more?
Yeah, you got to.
I'm investing in a simulator.
To be in the positives.
I just got to get a rate away from my negative shots.
I know.
Those doubles can just gang up on you.
Dude, they can.
They can.
stack.
Especially after a long
night in the back of the casino.
That's right.
Oshy's table.
He left all his good
shots to win the MVP
of the Oshy's games, dude.
Well, that's the thing. It's like it's at altitude.
You know what I mean? A lot of the time we are
after the round, we're
hanging out.
We're all hammering long drink.
I appreciate that.
Appreciate that. We're hammering
some of them, the skinny
finnies.
Yeah.
And then you're up at like, you know, sometimes your T-times are like real early in the morning.
It's like, yeah, obviously, I'm not playing my best golf.
I just went to bed two hours ago.
That's the best, dude.
I fucking love time over that, though, man.
We got a last segment right here.
We're going to get to it.
We got to ask.
We're just going to rapid fire, ask some questions that we've always wanted to ask,
and we'll get you out of here.
Sound good, Miles?
Yeah, all good, dude.
Do Philly sports fans deserve the reputation we get?
Yes and no.
it's a little, it's, there's, there's a misconception there, but, you know, for what I think people get confused about is that, uh, Philly sports fans are informed when they're booing about something a lot of the time, it's not a physical thing. It's just mental, maybe a mental error. Some we're, we're passionate, but they also ask their life. They, you meet a random chick at the bars. You can tell you five relief pitchers. Like, it's just a part of the culture. This is what it is. So yes and no, but who gives.
Yes and no, and also who gives his shit.
Do you know anybody that has ever spent time at the jail at the vet?
Yes.
Just a quick.
I love it.
You're in the new Michael Jackson biopic.
Yeah, it's funny.
I think people, because when I first got cast and I said, like, Miles Teller to star in Michael Jackson movie.
And I think people literally thought I was playing him at some point.
I was like, oh, my God.
No, dude.
I mean, you got the moves.
That's why.
That's why.
Because you got the moves, dude.
They were like, dude, if somebody can moonwalk in this bitch like Michael, I can see
it.
I tell you what, his nephew who's playing him, there will never be anybody who will portray
someone in a biopic that has, I mean, he's got a.
ton of that DNA already in him without even being a performer necessarily, but he, I mean,
he trained for years, two, three years before we ever even rolled camera and this kid is going
to light that screen on fire. It's, uh, it's, uh, Michael Jackson's greatest, you know, greatest
performers of all time. And to even be able to get close to mimicking him is really, it's almost
impossible, but I think Jafar does it. Awesome, awesome. You and Travis both starred in sequels to
iconic movies.
Starded?
Yeah, that's right.
Travis, just take it.
All right.
Is there more pressure working with Tom Cruise
or Adam Sandler?
What do you think?
I'm like starred?
Stop it.
Absolutely, brother.
Almost the same amount of time in between
H-S sequel, too.
The same man's great.
I do.
Sandman is the greatest.
Oh, man.
But Tom is awesome, too, man.
I had the pleasure of meeting him on Tate's
tour, man.
And he's fucking awesome.
seems like he's he's a lot like he does all of his stunts obviously and he's he seems like
he's very like I don't know like lock the fuck in not this Sandler isn't but when I was when I was
on Happy Madison set like it was a huge family like everybody that worked on the movie the first
movie 30 years ago is working on it now like it was I would assume that uh that Adam Sandler
does it a little bit different but how was it with Tom yeah man I tell you what like I I mean I had
he know led a decent amount of films before Top Gun,
but after working with Tom,
I approached being one on a call sheet just a lot differently.
You kind of, not only are you focused on your stuff
and making sure you're leading from the front,
but you also just become highly invested in the integrity
of the entire production.
I mean, Tom really, in a lot of ways,
he's got a lot of Southern gentlemen roots
and that he learned from his mom.
And so he knows everybody's name.
He treats everybody.
with respect and kindness.
But also, like what you're saying is that, especially on, usually on a Tom Cruise film,
there's aspects of the filmmaking that are very physical, very technical, and everybody
needs to be on their shit or somebody could, something bad could happen.
So that attention to detail, he does not, you know, he does not mess around with that.
And honestly, I don't think I've ever met anybody who loves films, loves making films more
than Tom. He's such a champion for it.
And I learned so much
from that guy. If he was
on your football team, I mean,
he's wearing that sea and he just
he rises, everybody rises
just with his ability.
What are the chances we see Rooster again
sometime? I hope very
high. I hope very high.
Yeah, yeah, it just, you know,
that movie came out like right
before we did Tahoe
and just seeing all that red, white
and blue out there, and dudes showing me their top gun tattoos and, you know, juicing me up.
Let's go.
I love it.
Was it easier hosting SNL the first time or the second time around?
Oh, the second time by like, it's not even quantifiable, dude.
It was the first time, as you know, Trave, I mean, that week, everything is happening in such fast forward.
You have nothing to relate it to, even if you've talked to somebody who's,
hosted before they can't even really give you all that much advice you got to experience it for
yourself and I thought when I hosted it the first time I kept waiting for Lauren to bring me
aside and be like hey kid like you got to pick this up because I never felt prepared and then
no and then it goes by like that but the second time the second time I felt a lot more relaxed I was like
hey can those writers can they come to the room and I'd be like hey maybe we switch this line this
or something and the first time I was I was freaking out dude I was yeah you already know I was on
ice that's just the best I actually uh I was lucky I had uh Peyton Manning gave me shot me a text
and was like listen I know where you're at right now it was like the Monday before I even step
foot in New York and I'm and he's like I know where you're at right now just buckle up for the
ride be there when you're there give it all your attention all your effort and I was just like bro
at the end of it, I was like, that was the best advice he could give me.
Because there's nothing you could tell somebody that will get them ready for that.
And I see the second time around you're talking about, you were talking to the writers
and everything.
You have the credentials to do that.
I don't have any fucking.
I would still go in there, not say anything.
I made one comment to change the script just a little bit.
I was like, what if I said this?
They were like, yeah, that would probably work too.
And I was just like, all right.
Noted. Don't ever bring that up again. Perfect.
But with that being said, they are like the absolute best at what they do because I remember this last time.
This last time me and Marcello had this sketch at the end. We play like Italian waiters.
And I'm about to go on in like a minute. And the writer comes, the writers come in.
And they're like, you know, we just found out we got to cut a minute and a half from this sketch.
And so like, all right, we're going to cut this, this, this, this.
I said, yeah, but I need to get from this side of the tape.
able to the other, but you just cut that. She's like, fine. She's like, cool. I'll tell
Marcelo to grab you on this line. And, and I just, I love the high wire act now that I,
now that I'm comfortable in it. But the first time, I just felt like I'm going to be that first
host that looks like a deer in headlights in front of, you know, however many millions of people,
dude. Kobe Bryant said in an interview, he was a big fan of Whiplash. Is this one of the best
compliments you've ever received? Like, how'd you feel about that? Dude, I'll never forget where I was
at i was at the gym i was working out and it came up on twitter or something i read it so then i
tweeted like a minute after i was like man at cobi talking about whiplash and gq made my
life's highlight real you know purple and gold whatever and tweeted it out like a minute or two
later a minute or two later i get a notification kobe starts following you so i was like damn i
got to send him a message so i sent him a message not expecting a response he was
responded almost immediately, and it went from, like, exchanging, you know,
Twitter messages to him giving me my phone number.
And, uh, I mean, I used to send him a screenshot to me playing 2K, being like, yeah,
I got a messed around.
Like, that's amazing.
Messed around got a triple double today, dude.
And he goes, that's a good day.
That's a good day.
Kobe was the friggin.
That's awesome.
Bobby was the man.
Oh, that's great.
We always ask everybody that comes on the show.
show what their welcome to their profession moment was.
Me and Jason asked each other what our welcome to the league moment is.
We're going to ask you, what is your welcome to Hollywood moment?
It could be good.
It could be bad.
It's just like a shock of like, oh, shit, I'm doing this.
For the first movie I did, and I remember, so it was with Nicole Kimman and Aaron Eckhart.
And I had just seen the dark night very recently.
so him as Two-Face was very fresh in my mind
and I remember the director right before we're about to do
I didn't know this at the time but I guess the director told him
right before we did this scene he's like yo Miles is straight out of college
this is his first movie like go off books scare the shit out of this kid
and uh this is good so so Aaron like an
and Eckhart man like he can he can deliver
rage in a way that really
kind of he's just
you feel it and uh but i remember
he's like yelling at me and i just remember
thinking in the back of my mind like this is so cool
every dead is getting on me
and i did i literally felt i felt like i was floating above my body
that i was just like watching nicoe
feeling like i was like in a dream just on a set with these actors
and then I heard the director y'all cut
and I was like oh fuck I just
I just fuck this up because I'm not even
in character whatever
we do a couple takes move on and I remember going to my dressing room
giving myself a pep talk
and I was like Miles you know you've always thought
about what that moment
that break moment is going to be and if you want to
have the career you think you're going to have
like this is that moment you know you got to
lock in right now so it was great
but initially it was kind of
I was like what that fuck
You're not going to only imagine, dude.
That is an awesome welcome to the Hollywood movie.
Well, dude, that's all we got, man.
Do you have any, feel free.
Do you want to ask us any questions?
I don't know, before we wrap or do you want to just go back to your life?
This guy's insane.
Trave, when you got like coming off, like when you are coming off a body, are you doing any kind of like study on your own?
Or does that shit like the coaches prepare, they kind of have it all.
lined up. And then once you get back in the facility, then you think about it.
Just shut it down. Just shut it down. Relax. I'll watch the games on Sunday or like the
Thursday, Sunday and Monday games. But at the same time, I'm just like, let me just step away from
this recharge, come back in. And I kind of already, I self-evaluate every single week.
You're doing it. So I kind of already, I already know where we're at and like kind of where we need
to be going and stuff like that. But the coaches do it from a completely like different like scheme aspect
that I'll just get all that information
when I come back into the building.
Do these seasons with you guys feel like repetitive,
even though you feel like,
ah, man, I don't know,
are we not doing this or whatever?
Because with you guys, it just, you know,
until it does and it goes through Kansas City.
And I'm just curious if anything feels unique this year.
It's all kind of.
I appreciate it.
It's crazy because last year,
it's kind of how you were talking about Philly this year.
It's like last year we were winning every game at the end.
Like we were finding a way.
yeah one score close ones yeah and it's and it's been like I think like the four losses that we've had
are all within one score games and they're all like at the end of games what happens you know
a play here a play there and all of a sudden we're we're damn near undefeated you know what I mean
like when you really look at the grand scheme of things like there's there's huge plays at the end
of games that if it goes the other way like we're in a completely different situation so I think
This year, offense being able to put up 30 balls every game.
And, you know, our defense always seems to figure it out with Spags and the guys over there.
So I'm kind of looking at this season, like our team, I think, is rolling a little bit more.
We just got to be able to, you know, finish these games off like we were last year.
Jay, NFC, I mean, I imagine you're watching more games because with the analysts work is see.
I mean, obviously we know how good the frigging Rams are.
the playoffs and then we saw this year with that block field goal away from them women but
win in i feel like it's you know them and i mean it's seattle is as good as their fucking record
dude they're playing unbelievable their defense is low-key stacked they got a lot of good players on
their defense sam darnald's balling out it's one of those where i'm i'm high on them but i still
got to see them do it in like crucial situations against really good teams especially down the
stretch like sam darned was great in minnesota last year and they looked like they could do a lot of
damage in the playoffs and obviously it fizzled out for them. But there is something that I
really like about Seattle. I do think the Rams at the end of the day, are the strongest in the
NFC West. I think we're right up there, man. I really do. I think it's Eagles. If I was going to
pick three teams that I feel like are the most consistent right now in the NFC, it's probably
Seattle, the Rams and the Eagles. Yeah. Lions are right up there too, but they've had a couple
games where it's like, I don't know what the heck's going on. They got Dan Campbell calling plays now,
though, baby. Let's go.
See what the glasses on?
Just this big yoke and do with the readers on?
I'm like, God damn, that's a freaking look.
Why does the AFC East not fucking travel well to Miami?
Even when it's not fucking like balls hot.
Because even Brady, I think, only had like a 500 record or something in Miami.
Like what the, what is it?
It's the divisional games, dude.
Anybody can sneak up on you, man.
Even no matter what their record, it's like these teams just know you so well.
And they get fired up because there's divisional opponents.
and you get to see him twice and it's crazy it's crazy how these things work in the division man but
you're having you're having fun trav man man yeah flying high baby yeah good good good good
keep winning football games yep yep yeah yeah if this get this super bowl rematch like we all
want right had in their mouths was in the suite two super bowls ago yeah i mean that that
that super bowl two ago and fucking bacon just give me the business dude that video is when people
that video they're like yo what the
fuck did miles do to that kid
prison punch for like
40 fucking punches
god that's so good man
fucking love that dude
fucking hey dude you gotta protect them ribs baby
you're put them ribs in the chin
that's some good shit right there
baby
oh yeah all right boys
uh appreciate you guys so much
um you guys are crushing it on this show
it's fucking awesome see
Everybody go check out Eternity coming out November 26 as well as the Michael Jackson biopic coming up soon, man.
Can't wait to see that one.
Miles, thank you as always for being a good brother and appreciate your time, dog.
Absolutely.
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate it.
Yes, sir.
All right, and that does it for Miles Teller.
I bought it, man.
How fucking awesome is Miles?
Dude.
Great friend of the show.
No, I love Reminiscence and about Tahoe with him, man.
Don't forget to check out Eternity.
It's in theaters November 26.
Absolutely banger.
We're going to want to check it out.
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Sayonaro.
Don't read the comments.
Just don't read the comments.
I know, I know.
You would have thought I would have learned at this point.
You would have learned your lesson after Canada got in your ass.
But like, here we are again.
I'm fine with Canada getting in my ass.
No, you weren't because you fucked over Jake.
I just had to clear it.
Apparently sarcasm is dead.
Oh, Canada.
Nice.
Our home and native land.
Nice.
true maple syrup and puttin for our face we say hi we hold doors we spend our time so well they don't
maybe they all right i'm over it that should fix it i think they're they're happy as hell now good job they'll be real happy about that
Yeah, you crushed it.
Jim Carrey, John Candy.
There we go.
Yeah.
I think they got an acroid in there?
There we go.
There are some great comedians from fucking Canada.
You would have thought they'd have a better sense of humor around this whole thing.
It's tough.
So good.
Jake, when you edit that, can you not fuck it up this time?
Yeah.
Please don't make me look like a xenophobic asshole again.
It's sarcasm, Canada!
They're not fucking around up.
They're not fucking around up there.
I mean, they are kind of fucking around.
They fuck around a lot.
We got to go up to Canada.
You don't got to tell me twice.
I'm fucking...
It seems like a very fun place.
I like cold.
Toronto's one of my favorite cities.
I fucking love it up there.
Any place where people live in the cold, I'm usually a big fan of.
