New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - New Heights Live with Patrick Mahomes, Roger Goodell, Tony Gonzalez, Eric Stonestreet & more | EP 40

Episode Date: May 22, 2023

92%ers our first-ever live show filmed in front of an electric crowd on April 26th at the historic Kansas City Music Hall is finally here!  This show features opening remarks delivered by the commissioner of the National Football League himself, Roger Goodell (03:00), and guest appearances by Creed Humphrey, Eric Stonestreet (25:00), Chiefs legend Tony Gonzalez (51:40), and the Super Bowl Champion quarterbacks for the Kansas City Chiefs, Chad Henne, and Patrick Mahomes (01:14:30).  We’ve also got live no dumb questions, t-shirt guns, chug-offs, and a Super Bowl bet payoff that’s been almost 4 months in the making.  As always, watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce every Wednesday & check us out on Instagram, Twitter, and Tik Tok for all the best moments from the show.  Make sure you don't miss all the bonus content available only the YouTube version of this episode: https://youtu.be/v4R0C1WhLAA Merch: https://homage.com/newheights Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kansas City, 92%ers. Get on your feet. And please welcome to the stage, the Commissioner of the National Football League, Roger Gaudel. Come on, can't continue to do better than that. Come on. I'm disappointed. Good evening and welcome to the new Heights Live NFL Draft Special.

We are thrilled to be here in Kansas City in this beautiful Kansas City musical. This venue has been the home as I understand it for some of the finest Broadway shows. some of the great symphony orchestras, and now finally, finally I say, a football podcast that can't decide if Waffle House is a diner. And this all started last season when the NFL script writers and I decided, there's a pretty good script this year wouldn't you say? But we got together and we decided that two brothers should play each other in the Super Bowl. So, not yet. So when the boss of brothers said no, I said, well, I guess the Kelsey's will do.

So we got the Kelsey's. Now this won't be a surprise to you, but we all know that this would not be possible without one woman. I don't know where you are, Donna, but Donna Kelsey. And Donna asked me last year at the Super Bowl if I have been so kind to come on her son's show. Yeah, I know. It is a tear-jerker. But I said, Donna, they're in their 30s. Don't you think it's time to stop helping them all the time? I think they can stand on their own two feet. So in my official

capacity tonight is Commissioner of the NFL. I need to get out ahead of a few things that I am certain will come up in a few minutes when these guys come out. So I got three things I want to give you. And I wrote these down. The NFL does not, I say not, endure signing of babies. not endorse signing of babies. And we will not, not again, be releasing official baby signing markers this coming season. Second one. Teams that fall below, don't worry, we'll get to you, don't worry. Teams that fall below 92% success rate on quarterback sneaks won't be penalized for being, and

I quote, cowards. And the last one, number three, the NFL does support players who play dress up. Some of us just choose to wear something nicer than flip-flops to work, right, Jason? Okay, so I know you're wondering why I'm here, so let's get to it. Are you guys ready? Okay, so you're on the clock. The New Heights Live draft special please welcome from Cleveland, Cincinnati, Bearcat Alum, Sixth Time Pro Boiler, Super Bowl Champion, and Center for the Philadelphia Eagles, Jason Kelsey. The This guy didn't get this opportunity a few years ago, so...

With the second pick for the new Height's live show, also from Cleveland and a Bearcat alum, a time pro-buller, two times Super Bowl, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man How about that introduction right there? Let's give it to Roger Gideon, baby! A freaking commissioner of the NFL, how about that? We gotta get to that right away. How is it being the commissioner of the NFL? It depends on the day, I promise. They're good days and bad days, but it's actually really, and this event like tonight,

but also the draft tomorrow, to be part of that moment with these kids is pretty cool So there's a lot of great benefits and it privileged to be part of this league. Yeah, I mean how long have you been the commissioner now? I guess that should be my homework. I should have done 16 years 248 days and 12 hours 16 years, 248 days and 12 hours. Woo! Gosh. I have no idea, but it's 16 plus.

It's counting. It's 17 seasons, I think, this year. So how have you seen the lead change? I mean, it's, looking what we're doing right now. Could you imagine when you started this job that we'd be doing stuff like this? Players that have this, I promise you know. I promise you know.

I promise you know. That would not hit me but no I think it's great because listen the game has never been better it's never more popular you guys have platforms like this you know you just you make the league better in every way on the field and off the field so that to me is I'll go I'll tell you what I appreciate you giving us this platform and letting us have this since you have Help transcend the game and take the game to a new place a better place. We wanted to talk about some rule changes Yeah, let's get to the fun show we The 92% we're out there know that we've we've talked about this before and

We think that there's one rule that would just make the game unbelievable. We wanted to know what your thoughts were on every single game. You get one hockey fight per game. What do you guys think about that? Hey, it's drops like a love drop the helmet. Aaron Forcer gets yours, baby. First guy I'm going after is Jason fucking Kelsey.

Yes. We're definitely making that. I'm kidding, I don't know what that is. That's a really good idea, Travis. Really good. New it. No, I'm gonna send that to the competition committee. really good idea Travis. Really good. No way. No I'm gonna send that to the competition committee.

And you know. Can we, what about the rule change of possibly getting rid of offensive holding? How about that one? What? Getting rid of offensive holding. Just no offensive holding. At all.

I'm in. It's guys crazy. All right. I just always look for the advantage. I just want to be here. My role was way better. My role was right better. He's your brother?

Yeah, that's it. Have you ever heard a relegation? I got four over. I get it. I get it. If somebody wants to become the commission at the end of it, how does that happen? Like, what is the president?

Anybody out there wants to be commissionally at the end of it, how does that happen? Like what is the press anybody out there? Well, I'd like to be commissionally at it. That's the first question I have. So it's a vote of the 32 owners eventually. So 24 have to vote, yes. Wow. Yeah. And the good news is 24 have to vote, you're out. Yeah.

So all I have to do is spend every day not trying to piss off 24 people. Well, there you go. I'm good. That's not that hard. Well, you commanded the respect of a lot of the owners to get this job. We appreciate you coming on here before we get you out of here, though, we got to do this one thing that we always do and oh shit. Here comes right. What do you know what this is? Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

I know I'm a bit of a wild car, but I promise you this is all scripted. We do this thing where we, on all the new news, we do new news. And we harmonize it. Jason hits it, I hit it, and we need you to hit it last. We need you to give us a new news. In your own fashion. Jason's going toize it. Jason hits it, I hit it and we need you to hit it. We need you to give us a new news. Jason is going to say it. I'm going to say it and then you just give your version and new news. That would work out that. That's easy as it sounds. You ready?

But first, as always, new news, new news, new news. Everybody, give it up for Razor. Good down. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Good luck this week. You are an unbelievable.

Let's give it up for Razor, give it up. Come on. Yeah. Well, up going going Go on all right now we can get it going dance out now We're dancing like daughter baby, let's get it going I know that function already going I got one We got some work

As always This way you gotta test the head of time trap. File that cannon baby, we got t-shirts for everybody! Lot of guns. What a what a sound electric Yeah baby, where the Kansas City music hall I got a sign this year Woo! Thank you. I think we got it. Alright, we got these handy-dandy cannons.

I'm gonna let you know right now. There's no such thing as a defenseless audience member. Everyone have your head on a throw. Oh my god! Travis! Travis! Jesus! Remember everyone have your head on a show. Oh my God. Travis Travis Jesus Everybody all right out there

That thing came out hot we said we weren't gonna take it the 92% we're gonna leave it a 50% Dude that thing is dangerous right there. Sorry glad I wasn't aimed right here whoa Coming in hot That thing is dangerous right there. Sorry, glad I wasn't aimed right here. Whoa! Coming in hot! Ha! Whoo! Welcome to New Heights! La, baby! Yeah!

Yeah! God, it's good to see you. 92% is out here tonight. I'll tell you what, we want this thing to be a great show for you guys, a unique show for you guys, but we need you guys to make it unique for us too. If you feel me, let me get a hell yeah. Ooh, they get it baby. They get it baby.

We are your host. I'm Travis Kelsey, This is my brother, Jason. Kelsey, I'm Jason Kelsey. And welcome to New High Slides Jason. Why don't you get these people fired up and let them know when they got come. Oh, we got an incredible show which are I knew it. And Kansas City Music Hall. We got a bunch of great guests. We started off hot with the NFL commissioner something I never thought I'd ever see in a million Never be able to even talk to him like that. I mean, that was pretty cool and he was kind of up for fighting

So we all that's pretty bucket. That's pretty gnarly. We also have some of our not so dumb questions We're gonna get to we also have a never-seen before clip that we're going to air to you guys. This is going to be showing to all of you before anyone else sees it outside of the New Heights team. And we're going to explain how it's merged. We got a bunch of new merch coming out. Bunch of new merch. We're going to give it away to as many people as we can today. Like I said, have your head on a swivel when you see the can that's come out. They are very powerful. You can always get our merch at omage.com slash new heights.

You can use our code New Heights Live to receive $10 off a $500 purchase or $50 purchase of $500. Well, you can get it off of a $500 purchase too. Hold off on those purchases though because we're going to be throwing a lot of free stuff out. And in addition to merch, we have some babies. We got some babies. We don't know what to say.

We got some cabbage patch babies. We see some babies in the stand. They're coming? Yeah. And if you have babies, if you throw them up, we'll sign them on Instagram. There's so many. There we go. in the stand. They coming? Yeah. And if you have babies, if you throw them up, we'll sign them on this. Baby. There's many. There we go.

So if you guys have been watching the show, you know about my terrible, terrible it's the never sign of baby. First ever babies. I love the parenting right here with the 62 Jersey. I'm taking that game to New Heights. They beat, they signed it, baby. They beat it. They signed it, baby. They beat it.

Who wants a baby? Who? I want a baby. She's holding up the leg. I want a baby. This is the new leg, lady. No, give it to the hot. This is got her leg in the air.

Give it to her. It's time for no dumb questions. Huh? Where does somebody throw this up? Let me see that baby. No, no, no, they threw, we signed it and we give a back. This is one of theirs. You put the shirt in.

And then this is like, where's those musket loaders when you need one? Well, now what you do is you load this, and then this just launches the baby like you wouldn't believe. Trust me. How we doing up there, third-deckers? How we doing up there, third deckers? How we doing up there, third row? Oh no, oh no, that baby's not gonna fit.

Just do it. It's not our baby, it's not our baby to launch. We'll launch a baby. Alright, whoa! We're gonna try this out. We haven't really played with these ones, so we're really excited. Oh yeah.

We're not just signing babies. We're launching babies. Yeah! Who's ready for our baby? Yeah! Team Harness. Whoa! Alrighty, I think it's officially time to get to the first no dumb question. That was...

Oh, draft anniversary. What about it? Nice to have these things on. Oh, what a picture. Where's mommy? Ten years ago, to the day Travis Bells who was drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs. Whoa! Whoa!

How's it working out? Pretty good? It's not bad. I mean, I'm, uh, I'm leaking barbecue and it's raining and confetti baby. It's still pretty good. It's doing pretty good I'd say we got the man that drafted him in the building somewhere in here draft the both of us Where there is There we go coach

Who would have thought let's get to our first dumb question. This is how we're going to do it, ladies and gentlemen. We asked you guys leading up to the show. If you are coming to the show, we wanted to hear your dumb questions. And everybody knows the situation is about dumb questions. There's no dumb questions. Just dumb. Oh, there's so many dumb people. So many are staring at two of them, but we have a hot mic right over there.

And we would love to bring up our first no dumb questions just dumb people answer. And she is wearing a hot red 87 jersey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, please say to your name where you're from and you're not so dumb question, please Janay heller everybody get whatever today

All right, Janay what you got for us well Jason and Travis if you could choose any NFL player throughout history as a teammate for one game Who would it be Somebody just gave you a cheek note. I think they need a obvious answer for you. Good one for one game. Man, man, I'll tell you what. Is this price a bar? A price is right style? I kind of like that. Greatest quarterback ever to play the game. I don't need to list the QB. Yeah, I got to say there's a lot of guys I would love to be teammates with. Honestly, it's been a dream since I was a kid.

I'd play with Jason Kelsey. Yeah, baby. When he was at Cincinnati, he was a guard, and he would play right guard for the kids' teachers. Go ahead, Jason, just go. Well, obviously, I would love to play with my favorite tight end of all time. Jeremy Shock. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The boys were Janay, please, everyone, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Kaelin Spencer.

Yes. What do you got for us? Who would win in a game of football? A team made up of Casey Wolf. Woo! Or a team made up of Swoop. Uh, uh, I feel like this one's obvious. Hey, look at the crowd figure out this one.

Hey, who you guys think it? KC Wolf or Swoop? Maybe stay at KC Wolf. Swoop. Swoop. Swoop. If you guys want KC Wolf, let me get a, ooh, ooh. If you want Swoop, let me get a bow-wow.

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seeing those mascot games, especially against Pee Wee kids. Would you guys sign your kid up for that and just watch a mascot, a sweaty mascot just running him over? Yeah. It's the farm. I would love to watch one of those, I would pay to watch why I get run over to, the way she gets after me in the house. She's got to come into her, trust me.

Well, thank you very much, Kaylin' for that. Everybody on the couch. Everyone, let's give it up for Kaylin' Spencer. That, huh? Hey, already? We got another pick in. Another pick is in. It's time for the next guest to enter the stage.

Next, we have, you guys are going to like this. He's a 6'4 center out of Oklahoma. Oh, baby. Second team all pro, pro-bola, and a defending Super Bowl Champion Center for the Kansas City Chiefs. How? Mr. Creed Humphrey! You want to launch that game? Oh! We got second pick in already. That means we might have to fill this couch up and get our second guest on stage. You guys are really gonna love this

when you guys are gonna relate to him. Like he's your very own Kansas City and actor from Kansas State University. Manhattan Zone, baby. You know him from the sidelines of every single chief home game. And from his Emmy award winning role as Cameron Tucker, from Modern Family, Eric Stolztrue. Yeah, before things get quiet, let's get another round of booze for Roger Gideau!

He's the best guy ever, you have no idea. He's amazing, trust me. Oh my gosh. Was that an electric intro or what? I'm sweating, I'm sweating. Ah, so turns out these lights are not just bright. So those of you that don't know how much of a cheese fan my guy's Stone Street is, Eric, want you to tell him a little history about where you come from and how you became such a legend in

the city. What's up? Yeah! I was told this was a podcast for just athletes. That's why I'm here. Just good-looking men and athletes. Woo! Woo! We don't sign babies, we make babies! Yeah! I'm with that!

How about a mom? Hey, do you love that? Hey, new love back! Man, I was a young kid. You know how you go to schools and interact with kids? Same thing happen with me. I was sitting at Piper Elementary School and... I don't know to the pipe! Chiefs players come in and then I went to

Old Indian Springs Mall and Joe Delaney. What's up? And Joe Delaney, the late great Joe Delaney, yeah, what's up? And Joe Delaney, the late great, Joe Delaney was signing autographs and I got his autograph and I've kept that card from my whole life and that was the beginning of my chief fandom and I've never loved anything more. I can share that, I can share that. Well, we got both of you up here on stage and we have a wonderful photo from after a very

terrible game for me that we're going to see up right here. Oh yeah. Apparently you guys are buddies. How did this relationship evolve right here? How do we get here? Well, you know, in my unfulfilled dreams were to be an offensive lineman in college and in the pros and that obviously didn't work out for me. I found another career path but I've always had an affinity for you guys because of what kind of guys you are. You don't do your job, somebody gets hurt on the field and I just love the mentality offensive lineman have and I've just always loved alignment.

So I pay a lot of attention to the O-line and after the Super Bowl, I went to find my guy Wiley and tell him he locked it down and I wanted to tell these guys how great they did and they were the reason we won. Well, not only did you go up your own offensive and you went up to me after the game. You were one of the first people that came up

to me after the game and talked to me. It was unbelievable moment. And you said you'd come on the show. And when we knew we were doing this, we were like, we got to give Stone Street out of this right now. I was fortunate enough to get to come down on the field and congratulate everybody.

And when I walked out, you were the first guy saw. And I debated whether to come up to you because of what had just happened. But I needed to tell you that your last name means so much to Kansas City. And you are. You weren't the victor that day but this proves that you are the victor in life because we love your family and we love Travis. I got to sit with your mom at the Super Bowl in Commissioner Gidele's suite. Give it up. All right.

Now I'll tell you what he's laughing over there because he's got a great sense of humor. So, boo, all you want. He doesn't care. Greed, I got I got to say sorry, dude. I got to say sorry. I don't know if you guys saw it, but I was on SNL recently. And so was my dog. So was my, both of my dogs up here right here. Join me in a skit about the NFL giving back.

I don't know if you saw my guys acting debut, but it was a beauty. And I'm sorry I got you cut from that show, but we did not, we made sure we did not get you cut from this show. No, Jay. I just want to say I'm sorry, dude. I don't know where to get, I'll answer that. No, I just want to say I'm sorry dude. I don't know where to answer that

And it was just a really just move of Travis. Well, I wish I actually had any say so when we was going to leave it to a center to come out at the last Second to support his teammate and be there when you need long story long story short I had I begged to create at about 4 a.m. To jump on a flight in an hour to create at about 4 a.m. to jump on a flight in an hour just to get the New York and back to Oklahoma City because he had a parade to go down Main Street. I love a parade. And my God did it. And it was an unbelievable performance. I loved it, man.

So just in your second year, you have a parade. You win a Super Bowl. You've taken the lead. I think you might be the best all you've taken the lead, I think you might be the best all around the center of the NFL right now. And I don't mean feel like, just go smoke up your back. What was your draft day like? We're here, the draft starts tomorrow.

You get drafted to cancer, what was that like? Yeah, for me, it was during COVID and stuff, so it was kind of a weird draft process, didn't get to go meet with teams in person, didn't get to go take visits and stuff. Everything was on Zoom. We didn't have a combine or anything. So really all my interviews and stuff were either the senior bowl or on Zoom. So it didn't get a lot of face-to-face interaction with teams and stuff. But yeah, it was it was definitely unorthodox, but it was it was a good time. Obviously, you Obviously, got to be at the family during the draft. And when I heard my name called for Canja City, man,

I was excited. Yeah, when Casey was up on the clock. Did you have an idea that Casey was going to be the fit? Yeah, a little bit. Just seeing where the draft was going and everything. As it got closer and closer to Canja City, I figured there would be a shot to go there Just you know my agent telling me they liked me and everything so

Thank God ended up here. I'll take it. Yeah, it would work out real well All right, let's move on to one of our favorite segments I'm sure you got a United to two percenters about. We love to compare players as. We've done this in the past, and since we got my guy Stone Street up here, I think we're going to compare players as sitcom characters. Oh, all right, all right, all right, all right. So yeah, we want to hear your,

what you think about our guesses, and then if you got any good ones, please. So wait, T.O. OK, so you're... So we're gonna name a player and name a sitcom character as that player. Do I go first or you go first? We're gonna start with Travis.

OK. So... Of course. Team, can you please cue the player? I don't know that I agree with this bit. We got Travis as Joey Tremion. Nice. CHEERING All right, All right.

All right. I hope it's for the looks or the overall. Oh, don't. You gotta be the smartest in the room, you get. Call Joey. I see it. I see it. The only thing I would say there is I know my guy

Travis not that dumb. Yes. Because all these people are here to see you right now. Yeah. So Joey was a character that played down in intelligence. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would go a different direction. I don't, I mean, are you gonna have this picture magically?

I don't know. I would go Zach. Zach Morsh. Zach Morsh. Zach Morsh. So yeah. That was my vote too. He gets laid by the ladies.

You're a Zach, bro. Tell you what, that's a lot more out of the show. Or Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse on, uh, yeah. Yes. On Duke's a hazard. Hey, you got to cut it out. All right.

There's no way you're pulling Kelly Kapalski. So, do you know any of these Sip Combs? Do you know Friends? Not really. That's a bad move. We're all moving on. We're all moving on. Our next contestant, our player is Jason Kelsey

as Al Bunty. Oh! Al Bunty! Oh, and O'Neal. Al Bunty, baby. I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh a video. Yeah, that would have been so great to queue up. You that would have been out on the spot, or Ed on this podcast, he'll blow it up. He's great. Yes! You're coming on, Al Bundy.

Creed, you gotta know who Al Bundy is. No, I don't. No! I don't watch TV very much, man. I'm sorry. All right. For you, do I guess now? Who I think is?

Yeah, let's see. Let's hear it. I would, I get a major skipper vibe from Gilligan's Island. Yeah! Is it the hat? Yeah, well, just because you like take care of everything, right? Huh? You're in charge, you're taking care of everybody?

Okay, skipper. What's up, skipper? Skipper. That's a great nickname. All right, our next good testant is yours truly sitting on this couch. Creed Humphrey. Hey! Hey!

I think there's a strong facial hair resemblance and that's about it. Oh my gosh. That beard is on point. I'll tell you what, I want his shirts. He's got a nice variety of buttons on it. I'm all about buttons. Who is that? Most true.

Who's offered? The offer. Yeah. White cousin. Oh, you know that one, yeah. Oh, you know that one, yeah. There we go! He's got great taste.

You know, for Creed, mine would be because one of the greatest visuals I've seen in a long time is after we won the AFC Championship at Arrowhead, you walking into the bar and grabbing two 12 packs. Yeah! And then walking right into the locker room so I'm going norm from cheers. Yeah! You gotta fight for your right to the point! I've always wanted to do it. I've always wanted to do it.

Did you drink all of them? No, so I'm going to do it. You might have passed out. I'll count it. Might have had one. Might not. Don't know what I do. Boulevard, we shut out the Boulevard.

Our next contestant, our next player is Patrick Mahomes as the fresh prince, baby. That's just wrong. Dude, what? He's from Philadelphia. You're going to play way to the high top. Look how fresh he is right there. Something in the high sea, the hair.

I think that's more Jalen Hertz right there. I think that's more Jalen Hertz. What? Wrong crowd. Wrong crowd. Are you a little biased? Is there a Philly guy? What?

You're a little biased because there's a Philly guy. You don't think it could be true. Do you think it's Jalen Hertz? You think Jalen Hertz is fresh prince? That's what I'm saying. Who thinks Baba Holt is fresh prince? New egg! Every time, I mean...

Completely unbiased. I'm serving right there. What do you got for Patrick? Mine for Patrick would be a question back to you, and that is... Is the Muppets Acid... Oh! Oh! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Oh my goodness. Sorry Patrick, you're my quarterback for life.

I didn't want to go there. I've done this joke too much. I can't go there, I've done this joke too much. Creed, who do you think Patrick, my home, says there's a sitcom? You got anybody? On a sitcom? I don't watch me sick. Alright, Creed Heppere!

Yeah, Creed! All right, Jason, go ahead. I mean, this one, this one's pretty good. Jason, did you just try to throw this onto me? I didn't come up with this. Jason came up with this. You are. Our next player isn't even a player in the league

who's a BYU standout. And now as a head coach, we got Andy Reed as Ron Swanson. Yeah, no, I can't see. I didn't come up with this. Oh my gosh, that's the best coach of think anybody could get. That's the best sitcom character of all time. That's the best coach of all time. That's what I'm saying. I'm sorry, what?

Oh. I'm sorry. I immediately regret my true love all time. Yeah. Hold on, mine for coach is, I mean, I immediately go to Craig T. Nelson as coach, but, but, coaches got red hair and I love him so much, so I'm going Jesse Taylor Ferguson! Oh! Creed, you haven't had to do that yet.

Not a clue. I'm not going to lie, I don't know if I know that one either. Do you know what I know that one either. Do you know what I do for a living? Yeah. I was saying. Somebody's like, at training camp, you were like, who the fuck is this guy, man?

No, there was some lineman who actually thought you were co-trees brother. Oh! Mr. Rand, you're right. First time I met you, you were right. I can't even describe. That's the first time I met you, you're trying to sell me jet skis. That's right, baby.

Or do you feel too, 7% off? Yeah. Creed, I know firsthand, I had two years with Andy as a rookie center. And I know that he has an affinity for the center position. Do you have any stories from Andy in your first couple years that you would willing to share?

He's an intimidating force. Yeah, just hand making fun of my hand size. Be the best one. Yeah, he always. He's the little things like that. He ever seen the commercial Burger King. Yeah, he ran. He calls you Burger King hands.

Yeah, let me see. They're bigger than Jason. What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha They're bigger than Jason! That's glorious. I got to ask you that we talked about this a little bit backstage because it's crazy to me that you ended up being drafted where you're at. A lot of people don't know this but you're left-handed. Well everybody knows you're left-handed, I guess. But people don't know that some teams actually care about what hand the center is. How many teams were worried about that coming out? Do you think that affected your value coming out of college?

Yeah, I mean, I think most teams were pretty concerned about me being left-handed for whatever reason. I don't know, but it's worked out pretty well so far for me. But as if blocking wasn't hard enough, as if full of finding a guy who couldn't block is hard enough. Yeah, exactly. Do you have a welcome to the NFL moment in your first couple of years? Yeah, my first welcome to the NFL moment was probably game two against Baltimore, snapped it over Pat's head.

Yeah, I think the second drive. I remember that very well. Yeah. I've never had a bad snap of my life. Sure do. Sure do. I was like, there's a standard. The real question is because his back is the pat.

So the real question is, did you know when you said to back there, was it like a snap like, oh shit? Yeah, that felt a little high. Right away. That felt a little high. Is there any worse feeling than that right there? Oh, no. We've all had it done.

And when it goes, how you feel it, the moment it releases your fingers, you're like, oh, please dear God. Catch that. Yeah. Luckily Pat has good hands. He catches most of my bad ones anyways. But some of them he can't catch. I'm like, oh, yeah. Go get it back. Go get it. When I was in college, when I was in college, I first started moving me to center. I was snapping them all over the quarterback's head low left right and the coach used to make me run. Brian Kelly. And I got to the point where he was getting tired that I was having so many bad snaps and making me run wasn't fixing the problem. So he elected to say Jason, if you have one more bad snap, you're gonna stand right here. I'm gonna make the

entire team run. And let me tell you, the entire team ran all practice. It was absolutely horrific. It was absolutely horrific. It was traumatizing. It was very traumatizing. One more time. What was it like going ogoma? You played with Jalen Hertz. You had a tremendous career there, obviously.

What was that like? It was awesome. Yeah. Been very fortunate with the quarterbacks I played with, you know, going from Baker to Kyler to Jalen. Then coming to the league and getting a play at Pat. So, you know, it's been a, it's made my job a lot easier. But I'm not gonna tell you that.

No, it's been awesome. Just, you know, growing up, OU was my dream school to go to. So, just being able to go there, you know, live out my dream, do it for my state, you know, being a homegrown kid. So, it was just a dream come true. And, yeah, you know, being a homegrown kid. So it was just a dream come true. And yeah, you know, fortunately I had a great career there. And you know, set me up for success here.

Hell yeah! Woo! Yeah! Looking at your notes. We were out of notes. Do you guys have any questions for us? How about that? We'd like you to want it's more of a back and forth.

Say it again. Do you have any questions for us? Oh, this is what we do when we're bad at our jobs. We just ask you guys if you have any questions for us, how about that? We'd like you to want it's more of a back and forth. Say it again. Do you have any questions for us? Oh, did you guys prepare? This is what we do, and we're bad at our jobs. We just ask you guys if you have any questions for us. That's our strategy. What was your welcome to the NFL moment?

So my welcome to the NFL moment was playing Ray Lewis. Because, and I didn't mention this in Kalin's question earlier about, I think it was for Kalin's question about, which former play would you most like to play with? I played linebacker growing up and my idol was Raid Lewis. I wanted to be Raid Lewis. And my first time ever playing against Baltimore when he was out in the field, it was a surreal moment.

It gives you watching, playing your entire career. You can't believe that you're on the same field with him. And I was like that with my own team. We had Michael Vick, you know, Lashama Koy, Dishon Jacks, all these guys that were large in the life figures, and then trying to block that guy. I was in awe. And that was my welcome to the NFL moment. Strongest player you've ever played against, meaning felt different. So the person, I've only felt two players hands where when they grabbed me,

I felt like I had no control. Can I try to guess one? Sure. I've only felt two players hands where when they grabbed me, I felt like I had no control. Can I try to guess one? Sure. Cam Award. Cam Award's, that wasn't where I was going, but he is up there with the best players of her play. He's more of a man, if you ever see Cam Award run around on that field,

it's like an NFL blitz when you do big head mode. Cam, Cam's got like a fine on top right now. He is leading with the ball. He is leading with the ball Yes. He is leading with the four of an nothing. We played him as a... No, I was... As we played him last year, and... Yeah. His first pass rush on me, he long armed me.

It's insane. I tried to reach out to Grab and El, I couldn't touch him. It sounds like Jesus Christ. It's a really bad feeling. Yeah. And he's gotten me on that, he's got an Alex Mack on that. I mean, he's one of the best players to do it over my 10 year.

He's unbelievable. But the guys hands that I felt it every day in practice, was Fletcher Cox. He would grab you on your shoulder pads, and it just felt like he had complete control of you. And it was a very vulnerable feeling. The only other guy that I noticed that with was, believe it or not, Clay Matthews.

Clay Matthews? Yeah. Which, not a big guy, but he has strong hands. All right now. Not Burger King hands. not a big guy, but he has strong hands. Right now. Not Burger King hands. Not a big guy. Pure power came, Hayward's up there. And then because he has the threat of speed and everything

else, Aaron Donald, I mean, it's pretty much anything he does. Tell you what, just, I could go down the list of guys that have tossed me around. Um, JJ Wide, Fawn Miller, who else? Chris Jones in practice. Now that's a big boy. Yeah. That's a big boy right there. He's like, baby, shat.

He was playing out there at end last year too, so you actually had to walk a little bit. But yeah, let's not talk about how I get tossed around. All right, baby, I appreciate you guys coming over. Oh, man. Oh, man. Everybody, Cree and Overy are so in street. Yeah.

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Oh man, that was fun. That was fun. I'll tell you what, you guys ready for our next? No dumb question, just dumb. No dumb questions, just dumb. If you're alive and here, let me get a hell here. Yeah. Electric, Absolutely electric.

Who's our next contestant? Let's look it up. Andy Foster, come on down. Hey, Andy, what the 92% shirt on, I love it. What we got? Do you think a football fan of a specific team off the street that knows a lot about football very football smart could be thrown in to coach that team in an NFL game I'm asking because I always wondered if my husband could do it with the chief and where is he? I Larry is a shenanity

I think you're asking this on behalf of a lot of wives and girlfriends out there You're right Is your husband here? He is where's he at? He's over there Here is There he is. All right. How many times have you screamed at the speech of the... Don't, don't, don't foster. Don't foster. Okay, don't.

Third and seventh. We got split AA. Six man protection. They run forward to a side. What you're called? What are you going with? Just give the ball a pat and get it over. Hey!

He's in this! That's not a bad game plan right there. He's in this. That's not a bad game plan right there. He's in this Just give the ball a pat and get it over. Hey! He's in the business! That's not a bad game plan right there. That's actually pretty good. Alright, well. So you're telling me there's a chance.

That's one point for not bringing Travis into the protection. That's one point. I gotta say, say, obviously no. I don't think that random fans can be NFL coaches. I agree. But I do think that fans are right sometimes, and that sometimes coaches can over think situations when the obvious answer is right in front of your face.

And that's why it's good for all you guys to treat and yell at us and it's humbling and it's frustrating at times, but sometimes you need it. Don't keep thinking you can coach in the NFL. Hey, just keep the dream alive, brother. Don't stop. If you ain't dreaming bigger than you, you ain't dreaming of baby.

What's life without dreams? I'm gonna throw some more of these t-shirts in the crowd. Does anybody else have any dumb questions? Should we do an unprompted one? That's dangerous. Does anybody right here have a dumb question? Who's got a dumb question right here? That's not a dumb question, that's a request. You got a dumb question. Hello, my name is Garrett Durbin and I want to know what happened on that first pitch Travis and I got you a redemption ball. So and I got you a redemption ball. So...

Uh... Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Well, you shouldn't need popcorn for breakfast, guys. Yeah! I'll tell you what, that was most embarrassing moment of my life. I could spike it, too.

It's about all I could do. I can't throw this thing anymore. I'll tell you what, I need redemption though. What do you guys think? I go out to the K and throw one down. Yeah. Yeah. So only way.

I was thinking about just let me do a celebratory hit. Just getting the batter's box to see if I can hit one out. It's about as far as my baseball skill set goes. I do going to ask you because um speaking of pitching you have a tendency to lateral the ball out of nowhere at times. Oh and what does this coach I want to ask you right now on the spot. Does coach give you the license to that lateral because I've I got a sneaky suspicion. You don't have that life. I'll say what I've I've done it a few times and um when it doesn't, you just get that Andy Reid brother. And you know, it's just him going like this.

Like, hey, man. Come here. You do not ever do that to our team ever again. But when it works, he looks at it and goes, man, imagine if we did that every play. All righty. Oh, you know what that means? Oh!

We got our next graph. Draft pickin'. You guys might know this guy. We probably wouldn't bring anybody up that you didn't know. Alrighty, this next guest does not lateral the ball. Or at least I don't remember seeing him do it. Never seen it, Rob.

But he has a six-five title out of Huntington Beach High School. Uh-oh. The Amazon Prime Thursday night football and we love him. Next time, first team, all pro. That is more team time, pro-baller, NFL 100th anniversary, all-dike team, number of the pro football hall of fame. When he had Lee's head, he had the record order for the most receded yards by a tight ending NFL history. Oh my god. He's dwarfed from you pretty good. I next guess is my man, Joni Gutsali. I Be careful What's the P.S. Tony? Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Yeah!

Lexus, baby! Yeah! How many accolades and records do we miss any? Is it on? Is it on? You hear me? You are. You are live! You are live! How many accolades and records do we miss any is it on is it on you are You are I felt like Tony Montana with that gun. Man. That was we sit on the good side. It's all you sit over here on the good side

What's up guys? Man, this has been a fun afternoon so far fun evening We never thought we would have you on a lot We never thought we'd be doing a live show much Much less have $20 live with us. What? I could be here. As by far the most, the Titan with the most accolades in the history of the game, former Kansas City Chief. What? Former Kansas City Chief. What?

What? What? What is your relationship with Travis watching what he's doing and where the game's at right now? What is my relationship with Travis right now? Well, Travis and just where the game's at right now. I love Travis, Kelsey. My favorite tie-in of all time. Who doesn't love Travis Kelsey?

On the way over here, I get into the Uber and the guy, he's got a chiefs hat on and all that stuff and I'm talking to my cousin about tight ends. I don't know, I was just talking and I go, hey man, who's your favorite tight end? He's she fang, he goes, I'm sorry, Tony. It's Travis Kelsey. I said, I love the honesty, buddy. I get a little rest, you buy it. You know what, but the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the game is at now.

I obviously it's at all time high. The way the, the, the game is evolved from a defensive standpoint. The defense really can't do what they used to do when you're going over. The game is safer. Thank God. Thank God.

You had the commissioner out here. I don't know if you guys talked about that, but the rules of engagement have changed significantly and made the game better. It's made it more fun. The watch, it's made it safer. We're quarterbacks for us when we go over the middle. We don't get hit as much.

And because of that, you've seen the numbers climb and you've seen these big scoring games, which is so much better for the fan and more fun for the player. But I think the game, the evolution just you guys. I mean, someone like you, what do you run the 40 in? Well, I used to run it at a 4-8-9. A 4-8. That was a long time ago.

And you're a 3-100. Something. I was 2-80 at the time. It was a good, it wasn't, well, you're 290 now. 290 now. The guys are so much bigger, stronger, faster than the new, from a nutritional standpoint, from a weight room standpoint, from all that stuff. It's just, the game has gotten better and I hopefully it continues to keep improving too.

Time, baby, you are a part of transcending this thing and making this thing what it is. And if it wasn't for you, I would have never been trying to fill your shoes and become the person and player I am today. So I love you for a big guy. And I'll tell you what, it's motivated me to be, try and be as good for this city as you were, man. But we talk about how you transcended the game and how There's just an air raid offense if you were in This Kansas City offense right now with Patrick my homes at the helm

What kind of stats you get? And shoot you can't forget about Andy Reed too shoot, you can't forget about Andy Reed too. Woo! The both of you got the big man. He knows how to call a football player and scheme up a play. And when you get Andy Reed and then someone like Patrick Mahomes and then you with your skill set, this is about me telling you, this is about you.

Well, we know what we can do. And I think I always say this, do do you think because obviously there's a debate always and And it should be that's fun. That's fun for the fans. That's fun for shoot It's fun for us to even talk about right. I say this if you were in my shoes You would have put it the same numbers that I put up and I feel like if I was in your shoes I would have put up the same numbers that you put up. We're both good We're both good.

We're both great. And I think that's what it is. It's all about the opportunities and playing surrounding yourself with the best people. But the thing that you guys did, and I mean this, I was in Kansas City for 12 years. And, oh, no. And what you've been able to accomplish here, you and the rest of your teammates, I mean,

given these fans, I was with Mitch last night, Mitch Holtz, and who's the man? And he was rattling off like the AFC championships and the Super Bowl appearances and the World Series and the draft is here now, like, Kansas City. You guys are on fire right now, and I'm so happy. All right now. Well, I'll tell you what, we're talking about the draft. I know when I got drafted here, one of the first things that happened to me after talking to the team

and everybody was a guy named Alan Wright shot me a text, and it was your number saying you wanted to reach out. And man, when I tell you that was the coolest text I ever got in my life it was I knew that from that point on I had a mentor and I had somebody in my corner That frankly I was chasing to try and be any bit of good as as what you've been in this league and When you were coming in you had a unique draft story and everything going first round and everything. Please tell us about the draft.

And if you had any mentors coming into the league. Coming in, I didn't really have, I didn't know anybody. But I think there was a guy named Marcus Saland who was on our team. Oh, you guys ever heard of him? Oh, you guys ever heard of him? And I remember I'd hit the rookie wall that first year and I was just like my head was spinning and he could tell and so after practice one day he comes up and he goes

Hey, Rick call me Rick. He said come over here. Let me let me let me get your phone number And I remember I'm like what the hell does you know he hadn't he hadn't talked to me that much throughout the season and He goes, yeah, I want to I going to give you a call later tonight, be by your phone. And I'm like, oh, yeah, sure thing, Mr. Marcus Allen. And so he calls me up. And it just gives me the greatest, one of the most greatest speeches I've ever had.

He was just like, hey, man, I see you. You're a great football player. We are counting on you. We need you. I see you. You're a great football player. We are counting on you. We need you. I see what you're going through. It sounds like you can just tell by your face and your demeanor that it's getting kind of, you're hitting that wall. And you just said, hang in there.

I'm with you. Yada, yada, yada. And just having someone like that that reaches out to you, it's put your arm around somebody once and once in a while. Especially when you see him down. And I never forgot that. And that was something that I tried to you. It's put your arm around somebody once, once in a while. Especially when you see them down. And I never forgot that. And that was something that I tried to do with young players that sets the tone for my career.

OK, when you see somebody down, and I probably should have did a little bit more often than I did do it. I know I did it a lot when I got older in the league, but that was something that really touched me. And then as far as the draft, I was 13, pick overall. Obviously, he was my first choice. I wanted to come here. They drafted me and I was happy to be a chief. Right, baby. All right, baby. Well, we got to ask you, we've done a tight-end Mount Rushmore.

Every tight-end has come on here. We've asked, who is on your Mount Rushmore of tight ends. No hard feelings, no hard feelings. You know, I'm in the top five. Can we do top five? Yeah, can we do top five? Yeah, you do five. Didn't they start making one more of those presidents on the floor? Can you name all the presidents on the left? That was Richie Rich. That was Richie Rich. Did not think I was ever going hear another richy rich reference, but.

All right. I'm gonna do top five. And by the way, I break my mind up into, just like in basketball, Wil Chamberlain, Bill Russell, Oscar, like those from the old school, okay? So I'm not gonna go old school. John Mackie, Ozzy, all those graces that are in the, Mike Dicke, I'm gonna go 90s. And so I'm not gonna go old school, John Mackie, Ozzy, all those graces that are in the, Mike Ditka,

I'm gonna go 90s, and so I'm gonna put, I'm not gonna put myself on there. Oh! I like that move, that's a classy move. Somebody else did that as a con. That is a classy move. A certain other tie-down up here, put himself on it. That was a classy move.

Did you put yourself on there? He did, he did. You should put yourself on it. That was a classy move. Did you put yourself on there? He did. He did. You should put yourself on there. Wait, I'm on there. First of all, I am on there. That's classy. But I'm not going to put myself on there.

Does that make sense? You get five. You get an extra one. I don't know. It's a classy move. All right. So I'm going to put, of course, you're on there. Yeah!

You're on there. You! You're on there. You got Travis, you got Gronk, you got Antonio Gates. Woo! You got, I'll put Channels Rob on there. Okay, and I'll put Jason Witton on there. Hey, Witt. Hey, Witt. Woo! Yeah, Witt!

Sneak it in there, I love it. I'll tell you what, that's an, that's an honor for it, and I'm honored to be on that thing, but you, I want to, what? Ooh, yeah. Wait, sneak it in there, I love it. I'll tell you what, that's an anonare for it. And I'm honored to be on that thing, but you might want to boot me to the side and throw you up there big dog, I ain't gonna lie. When you watch a Titan play, what do you think makes a Titan great? Like what is the key to being a Titan?

And you know, that's a good question because this, first of all, that's how you pick it. Okay, if you're picking the greatest, if we went around everybody and said, what's your greatest of all time, you would say, okay, let's just look at stats. You can back, okay, let's just look at the stats and boom, we'll choose it off of that.

Or you can go off of passion, meaning like, what do you look for in a player? What do you value from your position? So you can say, what does he block? Can he hit the home run? You know, if he gets the ball on his hands, can he get up field? All that stuff, can he motivate the players around it?

Is he available? How about that, too? Some guys, they get the injury bug and they just can't get out there on the football field, even though they're phenomenal football players. And then the third way I think is ego. And some people choose off of that, though, I won't say anything else about that. Ha ha ha ha ha.

No, I'm talking about it. But for me, what I like, obviously I'm from the old school. And so when we came in, you had to block the night. There was no getting off. They didn't even let us step out. I mean, luckily I had this coordinator here named Jimmy Ray who started putting me all over the field, put me at the Z and the X and the Y.

And that's where I think people will say, all right, well, if Tony can do it, let's start letting all our tight. And that's what you guys do all the time now. And the game has evolved. You don't have to block. You don't have to. And because we can bring an extra blocker in for that now.

And you guys still put up 40 points. So why would you do that if you don't have to? Trust me. I wish I didn't have to do it as much as I did. But that's what I look at a guy who can obviously catch the ball with his hands and get up the field after he catches the football is a mismatch no matter what. Anytime he's on the field, you put a linebacker on him, he's going to beat him, you put a DB on him, he's going to beat him, he's going to beat the double team, all that stuff in savviness, like how to sit in the zone, just a smart football player.

And by the way, I'm describing you, that's what you do. Better than anybody in the league, honestly. The Titan has to do all of these things. I think it does, it's no shock that some of the best Titans that we've all just, that you've just listed, all played basketball. You obviously had an incredible college career at playing both scoards. Do you think that there's a transition there, that that a basketball player the skill set to be good at that Makes you good at tight end. All right. I think so I absolutely Mitch and I were talking about the site. He see I think there's six tight ends in the NFL right now that played basketball

Which is crazy. I know you played basketball, right? Yeah, so you still thinks think you can. I'm playing baseball. We're gonna get to that in a sec. I play baseball too. Do you play basketball? Did you play basketball? I did not. I did not play basketball. I played ice hockey, which I don't think that trans-ice anything. Yeah. Let's get to the real question here because we have not been able to settle this. We talk about it all the 92%ers know the one question that we think you probably have the best advice. And it is, can NFL player... What's more likely? What's more likely?

Can an NFL player play in the NBA? Or can an NBA player play in the NFL? What's more likely? Yeah, that's a tough question. I tried to play in the NBA, couldn't do it. No! No! So, greatest time in a whole time.

Couldn't play in the NBA. Damn it. Wait, I play for them, but he could play college basketball. I play for some of the college basketball. I play for the Miami Heat Summer League team, Pat Riley. I would say, I'm gonna have to go, it's probably an easier transition.

Shit, is this a tough question? That's a tough question. Basketball players are soft though, you know. They are. You said it, but- That's been Travis' argument the whole time. You said it, coach. Let's go.

I just watched those guys on the court and to me, they're the best athletes, skilled people in professional sports. But, um, yeah. You don't think so. You don't think so? You guys know more than I do, because they think. What we're really talking about is that can I get in there

and play and we win a game, I score a few points, don't get embarrassed. Yes, I do think that we can, I think you could have played in the NBA and maybe not have been the superstar you are on the field, but you would have definitely been a hell of a dog in the pain. Because if you've ever seen a play, he'd definitely bully them boys on the court.

You don't think you could have played in the NBA if you just put a little bit. So when I went out for the Miami Heat, I played in two of the summer league games, played against the Orlando Magic, my first game ever. I had 11 rebounds in the game in the summer, but I scored two points. And I was, then it's Rob, I was one for seven.

I mean, it all career off of you, right? Yeah. So if I could have hit a jump shot, I needed a better jump shot, which I think I would have, because I'm like you, like I would have stayed after practice. I would have been that guy that would have been in the gym making 3,000 shots a day. So I would have been able to hit the jump shot.

So yeah, I think I think I could have played the NBA. With your worth at work ethic, you would have been in there dunking on cats. Dunkin' on them. I'll tell you one quick story. So when I got drafted, I was like, man, I got to fill this guy's shoe. So I was like, let me watch his tape.

I went to the video guys and I was like, man, let me get all the Tony Gonzalez tape I could possibly get. And I watched it and I was like, how in the hell am I going to do that? This guy was dunking on everybody, just grabbing the ball off of everyone's helmet. And so I started asking Alan Wright and the guys that were around the facility. And when I tell you, they said that Tony G was the most professional guy in the building. The first one there, the last one to leave. He poured his heart out for this city,

and was the hardest worker here. And I'll tell you what, they love you. We love you, we appreciate you coming on, big guy. Thank you for blessing the stage. Everybody, Tony, we go Zalim! We gotta love that guy, huh? We gotta love it guy, huh? You gotta love it.

So yeah, I told you he could have played the NBA. You're right. I mean, if there's anybody that knows, it's Tony. I still don't think it can happen. All right, we're gonna get to our No Dumb Question Quick, because this one's gonna take some time. Matt Berry, please come down. No dumb questions. Let's hear it.

Missed. Look at him. Missed. Shaking his hands.'s shaking his hands. Look at him. Number 69. Look at that. Are you ready? This is all Zoom was on. He's got the Zoom was on. He's got his own jersey.

Number 69. No, no, no, no. He wears a pen. And this is his question. So this is going to be the hardest question you get in your life This all out enough. Are you ready? Who is the quickest shotgunner between Jason and Kelsey? I don't want around Mike stud so one might be favorite than the other

I'll tell you what but we haven't done it in a while. All right, Jason. Let's show them We're willing to do it right now. Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun. What only if you join with us? Come on down. Get Barry up here, Barry.

How are we doing this? He's coming down to the left. Matt, do you have your idea on you? It's just a legal thing right here. I just got to check something real quick. Tell you what, these beers are cold. You want to start opening them? I'm going to check his idea real quick.

Matt, can I see your identification? Do you have your driver's license on you? Do you have your driver's license? I just have to do that legally. We got to make sure he's that way. It's all the I had to do this. Family show here. Family show.

Good to go ahead and we got it. It's a C, which is... Oregon donor. That's a good sign right there. Matthew Thomas. 10, 1989 baby. 80s babies in a house. Let me hear you say, woo woo. All right now. It's good.

I've got Matthew Thomas Berry, three first names in your entire name. Where you from? Shoddy Kansas. I don't know where that's at. Right by a Kia near mission. All right. All right. So the way this is going to work, obviously we can't count it down. So we're going to need your guys help. So we're gonna need a three count from you Everyone out here. You go one two three go and then we're gonna shoot we're gonna do this. Are you good at this? Let's do this. I think that's a yes

Baby this is going down Just so you guys know this is a beer key. Tell them it's a beer you know labels though. No labels, no labels. No labels. All right, let's practice the cadence real quick. Let me hear you guys do it. One. That's a slow cadence, that's a slow cadence.

I like it. I love that, I love that. I think we all know who won that one. Do we have video review? Do we have video review? Alright, well, we'll go to the video and get back to the next one. I think you might have thought some liquid in there, Travel. I'm just going to sit there. Alright, Matt, thank you so much for your nut-dumbed question.

Everybody, give it up for Matt Berry! Ah! I think I thought out of the corner of my eye. I think it was, I think it was... Oh my god. Alright! Get it out, get it out. I think it was me first. I think it was, oh my god. Get it out, get it out. I think it was me first.

I think I won. Jason. That's right, we got more guests coming. And this one, this is the final guest. I think that everyone has been waiting for. He is responsible for one of the greatest wins in NFL postseason history. The two-time Super Bowl winning cornerback of your Kansas City Chiefs. Oh, this is electric. You just press that button right there.

Woo! Woo! Alright, let's see. Let's go double the hot seat, babe. You can jump in the hot seat. Whoo! Whoo! All right, let's see. Let's go double the hot seat, baby. You can jump in the hot seat. Just retired after an unbelievable career, everybody. Chad, any, baby.

Thank you. Can you help out my brother? He can't seem to figure out when to retire. He's been trying to do it for the past five years and just can't say no. Can you help him out? How did you come to like understanding that you really were ready for retirement?

Well, I think coming into training camp for Andrew Reed in August, when we're sweating our asses off and wherever the hell we know is St. Joe's. St. Joe's? You never say it. No, before that season, I just felt like, I wanted to be more involved in my kids, be around my wife obviously, and just be more involved in their lives.

And I felt like 15 years, my goal was 12, I hit 15, so... All right, now. That's enough. All right, now. I mean, going out on top, what do you got? Last season, you go to the shoe bowl obviously, big part of the postseason. Paco's down with the ankle injury.

Have a integral part of getting to the postseason. And then you play, I mean, people, the Eagles are your hometown team. Right, well, I don't know about that. Oh, you don't play them anymore? I was a 49ers fan, I was a Joe Montana, which Kansas City Joe Montan. All right.

Yeah. Just when you think you got him, but what was it like last season? What? That was right. Or is that a hit that's not clear? Oh my God! Damn it, Rick! Oh my God!

Oh my God! Whoa! Shoot the shot! I'm gonna go. Shoot the shot. Go on. That's a fairly single legend. Look at that. Wow. My check.

Ladies and gentlemen, you're Super Bowl winning corner backs. If we're doing that way, before we ever go into this, how about the T-shirt shooting thing, right? Like Jason has to teach me how to do it, right? Pat just comes up and grabs the damn thing. Boom! Starting cornback, right? Back up, right there.

So I'm saying, shit. Oh man, so, Pat, what's new to you? What's new? What's new? Man, he's just been dad and interwad. Wow man. First off, I almost wore that exact outfit. You were thinking you were feeling the wall out of the club. What about the saves? I know you were right on the save. Slime. Aradna. Aradna. So we kind of talked about this. I know you weren't impressed.

I know they weren't impressed. Can I get another chance in the first pitch with the Royals? That's already in the works. We got to redeem ourselves. They said Jason was the baseball player. We have to give you some lessons or something. Gosh, I would love to throw out a pitch, but I threw my elbow out when I was a through my growth plate off my arm, so you still snap with that thing?

Yeah, that's one of the reasons I don't think I snap very well. Yeah, weak elbows. We got weak elbows and weak shoulders. But it's worked out. Yeah, I don't know. What's the offseason like? I mean, defending Super Bowl champion. How's your ankle grip? Yeah.

Yeah, the offseason's been different. As you know, have the baby boy. Congratulations. Yeah, absolutely. Congrats to you as well. I saw you were real supportive on the whole having the baby thing. Yes, I prefer to be present, but not there.

Yeah. That's the best form of support. Shout out to the house. Is Brittany, Brittany, my home's in the house. You know, she is. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Which Super Bowl, the answer, a question for all of you guys, which Super Bowl was more memorable, one or two? For me, obviously the wins, because the... Well, for me, I think also all set the parade. I barely remember either one, so... But I would probably choose the all set the parade. I barely remember either one. So. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. But I would probably choose the first one for me. The Mara Uno.

Yeah, I would say I broke my ankle the first one. So I was only there half of the season. So really I'd say the second one. You were there. Way to go out. But I wasn't. I don't know if Chad was there, but Chad was. Chad, I don't know about that.

Chad's don't even know about Chad's. Chad's would be crowdsurfing this thing right now. Chad's is the alter ego that just goes after it. He he he. Pat, we all say you do it, man. Who was the lucky guy you gave the Lombardi to at the parade? Um, I don't remember his name, but uh, he gave me that it wasn't the real Lombardi. I mean, I'll admit it, it wasn't the real one, but it was cool.

It was a great replica. Uh, the dude gave it to me and, uh, I mean, obviously, he's keen, him's coming out strong, so I got to show the support back Yeah, I got a good question for you man. How did when you got with the chiefs? How did the how did the organization? How did everything with coach Reed and just the QB room? How was it different than then around the league and where we had been before man? Well, I think I mean starting with coach Reed. It's just one voice. I think he's the organization. We all listen to Co-Tread. We repeat Co-Tread.

And I mean, obviously you guys know as leaders, like you follow Co-Tread, right? Anything he says we do. And I think that's the most important thing. Anytime we walk by his office, it's always open. You can always walk into Co-Tread's office. And I think that's what makes it special here. Oh, here you, baby. That's leader.

I have a question. As someone who isn't the best, I wouldn't say the best, but isn't so worried about how he is dressed coming in. How is this guy looking so swaggy today? Woo! It's time to do a little dress-ass. None of these clothes. I don't own any of these.

These are all Travis Gohan And Dan is good. I'm so unprepared to your own show. You just go into your brothers closet Should I be the back of quarterback now the chance not there? I have no idea no chance right what he just say I don't he said should he go back to quarterback now that there's a Vacancy with the back of quarterback with Chad v. Let's talk about Travis quarterback, right? What did you just say? He said should he go back to quarterback now that there's a vacancy with the back of quarterback, but Chad, let's talk about Travis quarterback, right? So when I first got to Kansas City in 2018, right? Travis comes to me first time I get to meet Travis, he's like,

hey, I was in the quarterback room with you at Michigan when you were a senior and I was like, who the fuck were you, dude? I was like, I gotta tell you, I was like, I have no clue, there's obviously other quarterbacks coming in and not saying, like, you know, I'm all this and that, but I was like, I have no clue who the hell you are. I know who you are now. You were my hero. As a quarterback.

You were my hero, man, I got to be in the quarterback room. You saw you guys throwing double posts in that thing. Double posts, go blue, man. Are you manning him? Just lighting up the big tent. Oh, God. And yeah, I remember like he was yesterday and you don't even recognize me.

Sorry. What a beautiful situation. I knew who the hell he is right now, baby. Best tight end-ever baby. You guys any questions in the crowd for this guy? We're running out of I'll tell you what we'll go right here red shirt. What do you got? Do we think Matt Moore should have played a snap in the Civil War I? Well if I would the first one if I had played better in like the whole first three quarters and we might have got him in.

If I had to play better in like the whole first three quarters and we might have got them in but I had a struggle bus for those first three but luckily enough my teammates Helped me out and then we threw a few touchdowns there at the end and won it Dude, so we got to talk about a playing against your X team in the playoffs How good did that feel when you just went 98 yards with no hiccup? Like you had been doing it. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah, I mean, anytime you get to play against your old team, it's not like, oh, it's me against the team. It's all right's got. All right, all right. Fuck him. Fuck him. God damn it. Fuck him. No, but obviously in the playoffs, you know, Pat always

seems to have just a little inkling here. And then it's like, God damn it. Why the hell does this have to happen now? You know? But to be honest, I was always ready. I mean, I always say I'm prepared as a starter and to go against the Jacksonville Jaguars and help the team for one series. And then Pat, I mean, he's a freaking superman out here, comes out and finishes the game off and doesn't

extremely well job. I mean, he's an ultimate competitor. So I just, you know, proud that I could help the team out for one series. You know it, baby. You know it. Well, I'll tell you what, man, that series ended in a touchdown. And I'll tell you, why don't we, handy, handy, handy, handy things possible. We got a video. We got a video we want to record. We want to show the audience real quick.

I don't know if you're seeing a chat. Why don't we go and roll that clip? You were in a big throw the football into the crowd. Any way you wanted, that's the way you get it. Any way you wanted. Yeah, you were in a big, throw the football into the crowd, mood. You threw the first ball into the crowd,

threw the second ball into the crowd. And you were telling me, before we got going on the show today, that you are a little bit upset, you threw the second touchdown of the crowd. Fuck! Because that was Chad Henney's first playoff touchdown pass. I, uh, I checked the stats. I think it is his first touchdown pass in the playoffs and he's been in the leaks since

2008. So I think that might be one that he would want to hold on to. Obviously, wasn't thinking that when I scored just got excited and said woohoo! Yeah, so we asked the Kansas City fan if you could please return that ball so I could gift it to my guy as a retirement gift and I'll tell you what, they are here today. Come on, get out of here. The 92 set has got it done.

Let's go. Where are you at? I know we're here. Who's got the ball? Where are you? Show yourself. Oh yeah, baby, you got a tad henny in it. And you got to Travis Kelsey back onto the stage.

In a true quarterback fashion, we need you to throw this ball. And you already know, we'll compensate you. Can't see anything. Throw it to Travis. Let's see this form. All right, he's going right handed. Right handed.

Chuck it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. He's always got our back.

He's always got our back. Thank's always got her back, man. Thank you, man. Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, Chad Hennie and Pat, my home. Woo! That's your pain. Love y'all. I'm out Don't forget this Oh, hard part. You saw that, coach. You saw that, baby. All right.

Let's get it over with. That's easy. Let's get it over with. Come on, let's go. What do you mean? All right. We have one more thing to show you. We promised you something that nobody else has seen

besides the New Heights community. Travis and I made a little bet. Just a little one. Just a little one during the playoffs. We got a clip. This video you're about to see has got a clip and been seen. It was made before our recording, before the national, the NFC championship game

and the AFC championship game. Let's play right now. Okay, this is a special video that we're doing. This is before the conference championship week. Travis and I are going to make a bet. We talked about it last week. We talked about doing the big Yeti into the chest and one of our fans at a great

national Twitter that you guys should obviously make the bet whoever makes it further in the playoffs. The bet is whoever makes it longer in the playoffs, the other person has to shave his chest, which obviously if we each win this next game. I want to switch this bet because I don't think it's as fun if you get Big Yeti in the shaved in your chest. I think it's better. Hear me out on this. If you end up winning the bet, I'll shave Big Yeti in my chest. But if I end up winning and I go further. But if I end up winning an I go further. Oh, baby!

You have to shave both your beard and your hair, and let me sign your fucking forehead like a baby. It's a like a baby! Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! Ha ha ha! You have to turn it to a baby and I sign your forehead. I will shave my hair, but I'm not shaving my beard.

Dude! Beard in hair? What do you mean? I don't want to shave my beard, because I don't like doing my face looks, and I assign your forehead. I will shave my hair, but I'm not shaving my beard. Dude, beard and hair. What do you mean? Why don't you shave my beard? Because I don't like doing my face looks and I'm gonna keep my beard. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It will make you better if I say your shirtless with your signature girl's my Jess and a diaper on all right You feel the diaper on it's even fair game, but I'm a bearded baby. I was so calm bearded baby I signed the bearded baby the bed is in shake on it shake on it Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you the first ever bearded baby

Diver diaper diaper diaper diaper diaper Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it I'm about to get punched in the face right now. This is the first time I've ever signed a baby, ever in my life. Scooly-ears! I'm not going to be a big fan of the world. I'm not going to be a big fan of the world. I'm not going to be a big fan of

the world. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we try to make it memorable for you and we absolutely love the 92% us. Thank you for being here. New heights is a wave sports and entertainment. Reduction.

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Get home safe tonight. Let's throw the wrestling fucking shirts. We love you, God. That was fun, huh? Man, that was fun. Bye!