New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Pin Up Jason, Donna Joins The Traitors and Fatherly "Ed-Vice" with Ed Kelce | EP 143

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

92%ers welcome back another episode of New Heights, brought to you by our friends at Zillow! Home just got real. On this episode, Jason and Travis react to the viral “Pin-Up Jason” t...attoo seen all over the internet, we desperately need your help picking out a film club movie, and later review some of our favorite submissions for Beer Bowl III. We also had a great conversation about fatherhood with the legend Big Ed Kelce. We discuss how being a Dad has changed over the years, the unwritten rules of the Kelce household, the backstory behind Travis’ shampoo bottle prank, Ed’s thoughts on Pin-Up Jason, why Ed is the Al Bundy of dads, and how Jason and Travis learned about the birds and the bees. For even more New Heights, check out our New Heights YouTube Membership! As a member, you'll get access to full episodes, bonus videos, badges, and other stuff that will make you stand out. Last chance to submit your team for Beer Bowl III, post your video on your preferred social media platform, tag NewHeightShow (with 1 S), and use #BeerBowl. Winners will be notified this week! Reminder to vote for New Heights as your “Favorite Podcast” and Travis for “Favorite Male Sports Star.”https://www.kidschoiceawards.com/vote/favorite-podcasthttps://www.kidschoiceawards.com/vote/favorite-male-sports-starYou can also listen to new episodes early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify....Download the full podcast here:Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMbApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynwFollow New Heights on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshowCheck out all of our new Red, White and Blue merch collection at https://homage.com/newheights Support the Show:  ZILLOW: Zillow. Home just got real. Zillow Home Loans, LLC is an Equal Housing Lender, NMLS 10287. For licensing information, go to http://nmlsconsumeraccess.org. 2600 Michelson Dr. Ste. 1201, Irvine, CA 92612, (888) 852-2212. Zillow Home Loans does not currently offer loans in New York. BuyAbility is a registered servicemark of Zillow Home Loans. HERSHEY: Reese’s new PB&J cups. What’s your jam? Found wherever candy is sold!  NICKELODEON: Watch the Kids’ Choice Awards, this Saturday June 21st at 8/7c LIVE on Nickelodeon! https://www.kidschoiceawards.com/ALL STATE: Checking first is smart. So, check https://Allstate.com first for a quote that could save you hundreds.DRAFT KINGS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/newheights or through promo code NEWHEIGHTS. Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Help is available for problem gambling. Call (888) 789-7777 or visit ccpg.org (CT). 18+ (19+ AL/NE, 21+ AZ/MA). Valid only where Pick6 operates, see dkng.co/pick6states. Void in NY, ONT, and where prohibited. Eligibility restrictions apply. Terms pick6. 1 per new Pick6 customer. $5+ first Pick Set to receive max. $50 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Picks that expire in 14 days (336 hours). Ends 6/22/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Terms: pick6.draftkings.com/promos Sponsored by DraftKingsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to new heights early and ad free plus unlock access to exclusive episodes of the show Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app Apple podcast or Spotify today The Shaw Festival in Niagara on the lake presents tons of money a hilarious British force that will have you rolling in the aisles a Young man fakes his own death and impersonates his cousin to collect a huge inheritance. What could possibly go wrong? Don't miss this side-splitting comedy, Tons of Money at the Shaw. For tickets, go to shawfest.com. I'm Afua Hirsch.
Starting point is 00:00:43 I'm Peterua Hirsch. I'm Peter Frankopan. And in our podcast Legacy, we explore the lives of some of the biggest characters in history. This season, we are telling the story of one of the most extraordinary women ever to have lived. The OG of girl power, the maid of Orleans, Joan of Arc. She did things no woman has ever done and eventually she was made a saint, all without making it to the age of 20.
Starting point is 00:01:06 What do you reckon, Afua? Are you looking forward to Joan of Arc? This is one of my favourites that we've done, Peter. I'm so intrigued and fascinated by people in general who have a strong sense of mission and calling, and then when you add a kind of supernatural element to that, I just can't resist this story. Throw in the war to end all wars. The Hundred Years' War has got kings, it's got kings, it's got saints,
Starting point is 00:01:27 it's got the Battle of Agincourt. If you wanted a box set that's Amazon Prime ready, it's got everything you possibly want. Follow Legacy now, wherever you get your podcasts. Or binge entire seasons early and ad-free on Wondery Plus. I never got any advice on sex from Dad. We never had the birds and the bees. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. I did not know how to talk to girls. You're awkward. You were uncomfortable. Jesus Christ. I wasn't going to say that I was uncomfortable. You were a little uncomfortable. Yeah. It was AOL messenger. Who was it? What about it was awkward. Jason, I used to eavesdrop in on your conversations on the phone. You remember when you told me to...
Starting point is 00:02:06 No, Todd, we can't do this. We gotta take that out. We can't do this. Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls, a wondry show produced by Wavesports and Entertainment and brought to you by Zillow, everyone's favorite real estate app. Download the app today. We're your host. I'm Travis Kozen, my big brother, Jason Kelsey, out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Cincinnati Bearcat alumni, shout out to the Cincinnati Bearcats opening up a new indoor. Subscribe on YouTube, Wondry Plus, wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with 1S. Jason, tell the lovely 92%ers what we got coming up. We got another great episode for you guys. First, we're gonna try to decide the next movie for New Heights Film Club.
Starting point is 00:02:57 We're also gonna look at some wild fan mentions as well, and get some fatherly advice. Ed-vice. From the one and only Ed Kelsey. That's right, Ed Kelsey's joining us for a little Father's Day special. Yeah, let's get right to it. Let's start with some of that new news.
Starting point is 00:03:15 New news. New news is brought to you by Nickelodeon's Kid Choice Awards. What? The party of summer slime. Tune in this Saturday, June 21st at 8 7 central live on Nickelodeon Alright, how about that? I'm tuned in you better have the girls watching. I'm sure they're gonna be pumped to see who the next male athlete of the year is
Starting point is 00:03:37 All right You can still go for new heights for favorite favorite podcasts, and Travis for favorite male athlete of the year. We need that blimp guys. I don't know if you're aware, I do not have a blimp. Travis has many blimps, but I would love a blimp. Blimps are awesome, especially when they have the word Nickelodeon tattooed across them in their orange.
Starting point is 00:03:59 They're going to be tattooed. Last new news item, weird recording schedule this month. Travis will be at mini camp in Taita and you. I'm going to be doing stuff down the shore. We got beer bowl. I have a golf hunting coming up. We got a bunch of things happening. We got shit going on. It's going to be hard. It's going to be hard to get together. We do have some recorded guests that we think you guys will really look forward to. Oh, you guys are going to love these guys.
Starting point is 00:04:18 That's right. That's right. Looking forward to dropping those here in the next coming weeks. And that's it for new news. New news is brought to you by Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Award, the party of summer slime. Yeah baby. Tune in this Saturday, June 21st at 8, 7 Central live on Nickelodeon. Yes sir. Let's move along to some fan mentions. We had some wild, wild mentions this week, but my favorite mention came with this beautiful tattoo of Jason's bald eagle. I think it's wild. I don't really-
Starting point is 00:04:57 This is wild. This is, I mean, this is fucking art right here. How does somebody come up with this? The socks, the socks and cleats into the elbow pads and gloves. What's even hot? Jason, do you wear this for Kylie at home? Is there a picture of you like this?
Starting point is 00:05:16 Because this is, I mean, if they're it, if you're ever in this stance, I would imagine this is what you look like. This is what you look like. Just so confused on how this is a thing. What do you mean? Okay, let's click this link for the backstory because I don't know how one ends up with a tattoo like this. Here's the backstory from Erica Smith dot educates.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Okay, we have an educator here. Meanwhile, I want to know what incredible person got this tattoo. Hello. And then my little man. Oh, seven funny story. I'm a Giants fan. My husband is an Eagles fan. We made a bet.
Starting point is 00:05:55 I lost. Welcome to pin up Jason. We're not going to go to Joe for this. Oh my gosh. This story makes it even better. Oh my God, from the educator herself, Erica. This is absolutely hilarious. So this is Pin Up Jason. So a woman lost a bet. Yep, because she's a Giants fan.
Starting point is 00:06:17 That's amazing. Yeah. And she's a woman of her word. I guess do we know that it's a woman? How do we know? I thought Kylie told me it was a woman and her name was Lauren. Kylie's all over this. She was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, she wants to see pin up Jason herself.
Starting point is 00:06:37 You should just one night. Trust me, she does not wanna see pin up Jason. One night you should just. Should I roll into the bedroom like this? Throw on the elbow pads. Throw on my game socks, my elbow pads. Go to the facilities and get my hands and wrist tape. Put the gloves on. Oh, you know what this is probably a reference to is your ESPN body mag. Oh, nice. I mean, I didn't look like this there. But you did have the bald eagle over your
Starting point is 00:07:07 I did have a bald eagle in that ESPN body mag. I forgot about that. Yeah. How could you forget? How could anybody forget the entire starting five? Yeah, the whole, the whole, the whole line. Sometimes you block things out that you're not interested in thinking about. Oh, I know. Oh, Sometimes you block things out that you're not interested in thinking about. Oh, I know. Oh, do I know. I mean, listen, I love a good bet. That is a hell of a payoff. Like, she has to walk around with that for the rest of her life.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Yeah. I mean, I think it's great. I guess it's not that bad. Would you ever get this tattoo? I mean, if I lost a bet, I would have to. What would be the Travis Kelce version of this? What? What do you mean? Like if somebody was going to make a provocative Travis Kelsey, you obviously wouldn't have a bird. What would you have? I don't know. Let's leave it to the 92% because I don't want to talk about that. Pin up Travis? God damn it, Jason. Why'd you
Starting point is 00:08:00 throw me under the bus? I don't know. This is yours. This is your world If I'm having pictures made of this. This is your world. If I'm having pictures of me made like this, you need to have pictures of you made like this. It's not fair. Hey! There we go. There we go. I wish I had shoulders like that. All right. What's his appendage? Is it a dream catcher? Is it a bald eagle arrowhead? Sharp and pointy.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Do you hear my kids just losing their minds? Of course not. Why would I hear that? I think Elliot needs help. Can I go help Elliot real quick before she loses her mind? Do your thing, man, yeah. All right, now that about does it for the fan mentions of the week.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Yeah, nice pecker, Jason. Moving on to some New Heights Film Club. Hey! Back into the film club. New Heights Film Club is brought to you by Reeses and their new PB&J cups. Yeah! We're gonna have one last installment of the New Heights Film Club brought to you by Reese's and their new PB&J cups. Yeah. We're gonna have one last installment of the New Heights Film Club before we wrap up this season.
Starting point is 00:09:10 And we will have you guys vote on which of these four films we will be reviewing. But first we need to pick a genre. That's right, we need to figure out what genre we're gonna go for. Do we wanna do summer blockbusters? Maybe just one of our favorites, Adam Sandler do some Sandler films in honor of Happy Gilmore coming out in July, we can do some summer scaries. You guys
Starting point is 00:09:36 want to do some, some scary movies, get into some horror films, or just some movies that give you fucking nightmares. Like scary movies, scary movies are fun to revisit because they're absurd. Like, oh, yeah, especially the older ones. Yeah, like they don't make any sense. Like why? Like just half of them are not even relevant anymore because of technology, like they'd be so easily solved in like today's age with phones and whatnot.
Starting point is 00:10:04 I forget what movie this was, man. But it was it was about a giant like flock of giant mosquitoes. I know exactly. It's a I forget the name of the movie. The giant mosquitoes was just Jumanji. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:10:23 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude. Yeah, it was literally the biggest fucking mosquitoes ever. It used to scare the living shit out of me. This is it, dude. But that's the thing. These movies are so fucking ridiculous. This shit used to give me fucking nightmares, dude.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I'm kind of in on an obscure film that a lot of people haven't seen. I like indie films and stuff that's just kind of off the... You ever seen Bird Box? Bird Box is good. Yeah, Sandra. Completely ridiculous. There were two... My dog, Kels, my dog Kels is in there, man.
Starting point is 00:11:16 There were two movies where the people couldn't see and I just could not bring myself. Bird Box, it was a fun watch, but it's so ridiculous So you can't see anything and you're gonna get all this like get the fuck out of here I'm not buying it and then the one that was even worse. I think was see I think was an Apple TV It was horrendous They're running through the woods traps. I challenge you right now Blindfold yourself and run through the fucking woods. You will not make it further than about 20 feet All right. No, I'll figure it out.
Starting point is 00:11:46 You are going to hit something. Somebody thought of this idea like it was good, and I thought it was the worst fucking thing on the planet. It was the stupid. It was I couldn't do it. I don't know why. It was awful. It was an awful show. It was really, really bad. I don't even know which one you're talking about. I'm talking about sea.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Yeah, but they couldn't see, but they somehow could still run through the forest. All right. So what do you want to do? Do you want to go down scarries? Do you want to do Sandler films? Do we want to just leave it up to the 92 percenters? This is what I think.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Our most successful and fan appreciated versions of these, just going to put it out there, have been either movies that females typically watch or movies that need to be reimagined in like a grown up capacity. Like Sandlot was okay, but we didn't really, it didn't have like a lot of like changes from the last time we've seen it. I think we need to watch something that we haven't, we both have not seen potentially ever, and a movie that is really popular that a lot of other people have seen. But we need to watch it where most people saw it as a child and we are now seeing it as fully developed adults. So as long as the movie meets that criteria, I'm in on it.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Yeah, well, good luck meeting all that criteria. Does that make sense, Brandon? No, it makes all the sense in the world, which you're saying definitely makes sense, but I just don't know. Yeah, I don't have that movie off top of my head. We're gonna have to somehow create a genre. Well, let's look at movies that were big in the 90s. Okay. That Travis and I just haven't seen. 90s rated R blockbusters is like kind of the search here. There you go. That's a start. It's a start. It's a start. Animal House is one. I think that was more 80s though. It's a start. It's a start. Animal House is one.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Oh, I think that was more 80s though. I mean, they're throwing us Terminator 2, Matrix, Pretty Woman, The Rock is so fucking good. I mean, I don't think I've seen Pretty Woman. Oh, that could. I think that one would be big. Pretty Woman would be big. People would appreciate that review, I think. Pretty Woman would be big for us. Pretty Woman, I think I actually saw this not too long ago. I think I have seen it but I can't remember it. It's been a minute. Goodfellas is a great one. Goodfellas would be a great recap, especially living on the East Coast now. Jerry Maguire, that's kind of interesting as like a professional athlete. The Bodyguard, speed is so good. Speed is so good. Speed is a good thing. Dude, honestly, we should review Tremors if we're going to go with a movie that's like
Starting point is 00:14:10 a whore, but I've already seen them, but Total Recall, great movie. Fantastic movie. Yeah. Yeah. But we've seen it. Doesn't meet the criteria. I'm kind of in on Pretty Woman being one of the choices. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:22 So Pretty Woman's one. Pretty Woman's one. Dude, 90s teenage movies. 90s teenage movies. Clueless. No, no thank you. I mean, I've seen it. Ten Things I Hate About You.
Starting point is 00:14:34 American Pie would be fucking hilarious. American Pie would be funny to go back. Now getting half of the references. Okay. Pretty Woman. She's All That is... I'd go back to that one. I fucking love that movie. Wild Things, remember sneaking into that one. I need pictures with these. I'm the worst. I don't remember any of these. Faculty's good. All right, we've got one so far.
Starting point is 00:15:00 What about Wild Wild West? I mean... I don't like that people don't like that movie. I fucking love that movie. I think it's secretly a great movie that people have just decided to shit on. But you got to admit it's like such a dud after I think like the two previous Will Smiths were Men in Black and Independence. So you got to admit that's like a little bit of a drop. Of course. But it's here's my thing. I think you're making the mask and fucking Ace Ventura's.
Starting point is 00:15:31 This is my only argument. If you remade Wild Wild West, Tarantino remade Wild Wild West, it'd be a fucking banger of a movie. I'm not buying this like it's a bad plot like robots fucking like I think the whole thing is fucking like is ridiculous. I know there's a guy with no legs is a giant spider. I vaguely recall there's like a chase in a cornfield and that's what I like about it's completely ridiculous and you want to add wild wild west to the list. I mean, I'm kind of feeling there's two. It does not meet the criteria I laid out. Oh my nobody knows what criteria we're going to be here for the rest of the night.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Threaten. I kind of like throwing a bunch of just like randoms in there and like letting the 92 percenters dictate it. Should we just put the tweet out? Let's just put the tweet out. Okay. The criteria is Travis and I can never have seen it. How would they know this? They don't.
Starting point is 00:16:40 We're going to get replies though and there's going to be something we haven't seen. All right. Jake, are you taking notes? It's got to be a movie that we haven't seen. Haven't seen. It's got to be. What was the other criteria? It had to be like from your childhood. So people haven't seen it in a very long time was the other. It's got to be like a movie that is.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Child centric that a lot of people have not seen since they were children. Okay. But, all right. Or do you not like that criteria? We can throw that criteria out. Not everybody was a child when we were a child. Those people don't count. Those people don't count.
Starting point is 00:17:17 We don't count them. There's movies like Brink that were watched by exclusively children at the time. Like grownups were not watching Brink. Brink would probably be a tough watch. Brink's a great movie. It's one of the only Disney movies that's held up. Brink is fantastic. Okay. Puppet Suds, are you kidding me? Should we just do Brink?
Starting point is 00:17:33 No. It sounds like you've heard him. Should we just do Disney made for TV movies from the 90s? We could do that. That's going to get a lot of people going. Where are we netting out here? I don't know. I don't know. I kind of like the idea of just asking the 92%ers to submit movies and the rule is we can't have seen it. That leaves it vague enough. Just give us movies that you think would be funny to have us review. Give us movies. We will decide on this end and we will let you
Starting point is 00:17:57 know which one we pick. Do you like that idea Travis or do you not like that idea? Yeah, let's do it. We got Travis in. All right. You guys send us ideas. We'll go through them. We'll pick one and we'll let you guys know what the pick is for July Film Club. Jason, is there any more criteria you want? I don't think so. I think that makes sense. I think the idea of reviewing a movie that was mostly seen as people as kids, as adults, sounds interesting to me because you watch it under a different lens. And most
Starting point is 00:18:25 people are going to remember it from their time as children. Yeah. Could also just do Brink. I don't know. I kind of like that idea. Puppensuds? Could do Brink. We mentioned Pretty Woman. That's been on me and Tay's movie list for a while. I'm down to watch that. A movie I think is very underrated. Wild Wild West. I fucking love Wild Wild West and Wild Wild West 2. There's Wild Wild West 2?
Starting point is 00:18:47 Yeah. There's not a second Wild Wild West. Fuck yeah. This is real. You kidding me? I think the second one's got Owen Wilson in it or something. I forget which one is which. Are you thinking of the movie with Jackie Chan where him and Owen Wilson are...
Starting point is 00:19:03 Shanghai Nights. Shanghai Nights. I might have been. God damn it. I thought there were two Wild Wild West. Oh shit, there is. Oh wait, no. I think that's just Wild Wild West. Yeah, you're right. Top question on Reddit. Wasn't there a Wild Wild West 2? Was there not? The literal answer is realized we were thinking of Shanghai Noon. Shanghai Noon. Oh my gosh. That is fucking, how many people think Shanghai Noon is just a sequel to Wild Wild West?
Starting point is 00:19:42 Dude, Shanghai Noon, also a good ass movie. That one, I wouldn't mind reviewing Shanghai Noon. I don't remember it as well as I think. I remember he pees on his shirt to bend the bars. Fuck. There might've been two Shanghai Noons. You said this shirt doesn't break, not piss shirt bend bars.
Starting point is 00:20:06 How do you said this shirt doesn't break, not piss shirt, Ben bars. How do you remember this? I'm a big Jackie Chan fan, dude. We could even just do like some Jackie Chan movies. Have you ever what's the one that's fucking not escape from New York? There's another rush hour. What do you know? No, no, no, no. There's so many good. That is rookie rookie Jackie Chan.
Starting point is 00:20:24 You got Drunken Master. You got, you got, oh my gosh, what is the movie where they're running around New York and it's fucking insane. Oh, it's so ridiculous of a movie. Gosh, you're making me want to, all right, here, let's just, let's just get out of this. Big trouble in Little Toe, Little Toe China, is that it? Most absurd Jackie Chan movie. That's what you're typing in. Drunken. I do love Drunken Master. Drunken Master is a great one.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Rumble in the Bronx. All right. So basically 92 percenters. There's really no criteria. We don't necessarily know exactly what we what you guys want us to review. So we just want a little bit of a reference so we can start to narrow this thing down. Send in all your requests. We'll peek over them and and get back to you guys want us to review. So we just want a little bit of a reference so we can start to narrow this thing down. Send in all your requests, we'll peek over them and get back to you guys with which movie the New Heights Film Club will review. And that does it for New Heights Film Club brought to you by Reese's and their new PB&J Cups.
Starting point is 00:21:20 All right, before we get to Papa Kelsey, there's something we need to disclose. He's from a different time and era. People viewer discretion is advised. We don't know what this fucking guy's about to say. I mean, I just got to be honest with you. It's a little wild card. He is one of the nicest, most genuine people on the planet. Not a negative bone in his body.
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Starting point is 00:25:33 That's not all. Nickelodeon is honoring Jack Black with the King of Comedy Award. He's so deserving of it. Very deserving. Tune in to see if your favorites get to take home that iconic blimp. By the way, our show New Heights was nominated so, you know, if you don't mind, go vote. Do it. Jason wants a blimp. Jason want, he's never gotten one. He hasn't been cool
Starting point is 00:25:59 enough. He hasn't been cool enough yet. So, I was nominated for male athlete. Favorite male athlete. If I'm your favorite, please go nominate me and that will be my second nomination you're going to go and nominate us first but tune in this Saturday June 21st at 8 Eastern 5 Pacific only on Nickelodeon that's right don't miss the kids choice awards hosted by the one and only Tyla. All right, Father's Day was this past Sunday. The only man who
Starting point is 00:26:33 could help us out was some Heights Hotline Father's Day. Edvice, shout out to Twitter user Eva G for coming up with the name Edvice. Eva G on Twitter, will this be on a regular episode or just a Wondery Plus episode? I would love some Edvice. Nice, father. Edvice from Ed Kelsey, live from Not Gonna Lie Studios. We have Ed Kelsey joining us.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Dad, how we doing? We're doing great, we're doing great. Good shirt choice, appreciate you repping the beer. Hey GL Studios, shout out to Kai for getting us nice and set up. Dad, you look great. Good shirt choice. Appreciate your studio. Shout out to Kai for getting us nice and set up. Dad, you look great. Good. You got the wings going. I should take my hat off and get my wings showing a little bit Jason.
Starting point is 00:27:14 You just got the longer hair. These are like the wings from the flying nun. Flying nun. I don't get that reference. That's a reference that we won't get. That must have been an 80s or 70s reference right there. What's the Flying Nun?
Starting point is 00:27:27 More like 65, 64. Sally Field was a nun and she wore one of those hats with the wings and the wind would come by and lift her in the air. Oh wow. Oh! Whoa! The Flying Nun, now we get it. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Did she invent the cookies? Is that Sally Fields? What's the cookie I'm thinking of? Famous Amos? Not Mrs. Fields, no. She did not make Mrs. Fields cookies. OK. All right. Sorry. All right. We've gone down a rabbit hole already.
Starting point is 00:27:56 All right. I guess where do we start? Dad, what do you think of Father's Day? Let's start off there. What do I think of it? Yeah. What are your thoughts on Father's Day? My thoughts on Father's Day is a celebration of your kids. Yep.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Oh, all right. All right. And how happy you are and... Nice. I'll celebrate to that. And what a great job you did as a dad. Yeah. Well, or doing, right? There's still... Yeah. Do you ever stop being a dad? Do you consider yourself dad still? Oh, yeah. Yeah. How?
Starting point is 00:28:26 100% Jason, he was just father of you two seconds ago into getting your ass in there to see a doctor by your sleep apnea. Yeah, I'm not going to do a doctor. I don't know what they're talking about. How is being a dad different at this stage as opposed to being a dad? You don't know what they're talking about. Being a dad different at this stage as opposed to being a dad when we were like Wyatt Bennett's and Elliot's age and Finn. Sorry, Finn. A lot more relaxing. At this stage, everything's just a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Less work. You're not threatened about how they're doing in school, how they're treating teammates, how things are going in the neighborhood with them, how much trouble they got into that can be directly tracked back to you. What do you fret about these days between Travis and I? Between Travis and you, not much. Not much? I think you're doing great. Yes. So you do think that Father's Day is a real holiday. Jason, do you think Father's Day is a real holiday? I think Father's Day is, I think, yes, first of all, it's a real holiday. Anything that celebrates parents and family and raising children in this world should absolutely be
Starting point is 00:29:36 celebrated. Okay. I think that Father's Day and Mother's Day is celebrated across every nationality in some way. Actually, there's a really good way that the Germans celebrate. We mentioned this last year on the podcast. I'd love to do this with dad one day. You know how Germans celebrate Father's Day, Pop? No, tell me.
Starting point is 00:29:54 The family drops them off at like a woods and they have a wagon that is filled with beer and different types of meats and sausages. And the dads just wander up into the mountains with a bunch of beer and sausages and they hang out together for a day. And then they come back to meet their families afterwards. I'll tell you what sounds pretty fun. We can wander back to the pool and do the same thing. Perfect. We'll do this. We'll just get a wagon and ceremony a walkout backyard. Dad, mom's in Traders. What? No, we can't say this. Oh, it's already it's public. It's public.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Rumored, rumored, rumored. What? It's public now? It's public. She's allegedly. I was lectured by your mother not to talk about it. Okay. Well, can we record something for when we can say this? What do you think our mom's chances?
Starting point is 00:30:47 Chances of what? Of winning. When do you want? Do you understand? Do you understand what you're doing? Do you know what a trader is? I have no idea what you're doing. So this is the premise of this. It's a game show. It takes place in Scotland. Basically, there's a group of people and there's two people in that group or a select amount of
Starting point is 00:31:01 people are traders, which are people that can eliminate other people week by week. And the group of individuals that aren't the traders need to try and devise who the traders are before the traders eliminate all of the non-trader contestants. What? I'm sorry. All right. Perfect. So what do you think mom's chances are of winning such game show? Haven't got a fucking clue. Don't know? Okay. All right. Don't know. I'm not a reality TV show type person.
Starting point is 00:31:36 That's not true. You used to love, what's that? What were the history ones? What was the one where they used to bid on the freaking- Oh, Storage Wars. Storage Wars. You used to... You were big Storage Wars. Never saw that in my life. I never saw... I mean, I've seen it on TV, but I haven't sat down and watched it. Storage Wars. I used to sit there and watch... What's the... No, we watched the two guys. We watched the two guys that went around hunting for junk.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Yep. The American... American Pickers. American Pickers. Then you used to watch the the Vegas one with the Chumlee. What's the uh oh the Vegas? Yeah. Yeah. So don't give me this. Don't give me this. You're not a reality TV guy. Well, I don't don't act like you're above reality TV. You used to sit down and watch Jackass with us. Yeah. What? As I recall, I was pretty much,
Starting point is 00:32:26 pretty much adamantly opposed to Jackass. Yeah, no, I think that's accurate. I'm pretty sure. Oh man, but you were missing out. Yeah. Oh yeah. Your loss. I want to get Ed Kansley's reaction to this photo. All right, this time.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Brandon, you know exactly what photo I'm talking about. I have no idea what photo, so you're gonna get my reaction to. Did somebody actually do that? This is this is tattooed on a woman. I think her name is Lauren's arm. Yeah, no, this is a bet that somebody lost and they have this tattooed permanently under their. Permanently? That's not a head up. I mean, I think you could take them off these days. But no, I think that's an actual tattoo.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Oh, what do you think? Immediate reactions. Immediate reaction? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking loony. You know, what else can I say? That's this is... It's provocative.
Starting point is 00:33:25 I saw that on social media and that's a cringe worthy. Even without a being on somebody's arm, just the picture itself. I've never heard the word, you use the word cringe. So this is a new territory. I think it's pretty accurate. I've never seen anything like that. Well, it's made you feel I've never seen anything like that. It's made you feel like that, huh? Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:33:49 I think I don't think I look half bad, if I'm being honest. I think it's a pretty, they did me a solid. This might be the best you've ever looked. You could take that off the screen now. All right, fair enough. Have to ask Kai that one though. All right, let's get to some heights hotline man. Let's get to the fun stuff baby. We're going to listen to some voicemails dad
Starting point is 00:34:10 that our viewers and listeners have sent us asking for parents advice and normally Travis and I answer them. But we always wish you were here to do this because we know you would answer them far better than we can. Yeah. This one is titled unwritten rules with dad. Hey Jason, hey Travis, huge fan of the show. My no-dem question is what was an unwritten rule you had with your dad growing up? One of my unwritten rules I had always with my dad was when I'd be in the car with him. It'd be nothing but his music he loved 70s 80s rock 90s rock sounds like a good day. And we always watched football games together.
Starting point is 00:34:59 And that was like our big like two big unwritten rules was that. I hope you have a good day. Go Steelers. Oh, there you go. Steelers are the interaction. We didn't have any. We didn't have any written rules. They were all unwritten. I only remember one, but it was it was literally a rule that he he told me was. But he only told
Starting point is 00:35:25 me once, it was, you got to be home before the street lights come on. That was the only like unwritten rule. That's a rule that dates back to the 60s at least. Since street lights were a thing. Did you write down any rules? I don't remember any written rules. Oh, I don't know about any written, no, no. I think they were all unwritten, but there are tons of rules.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah. Don't talk back to your mom. Finish your food. Finish what you're eating. Yep. They're starving kids in China. Don't hit your brother in the face. No punches to the head. Can we still use their starving children in China? Is that still an acceptable way to get children to eat food? I think that's to each his own, Jason. I don't know. I kind of gave up on that one. That's the matter is I waited. I waited all these years for you and Travis to come back with then Judy's retort. What was it?
Starting point is 00:36:16 Geez. Well, if they were here, they can have my food. Leave it to Judy. All right. What were some other Ed Kelsey rules? If you run, it's only going to be worse. I remember that one. Yeah. Come here. If you run, it's only going to be worse. I don't know. I'm drawing a blank here. Yeah, that's pretty good. I think it was more situational. The rules came up where there was a situation that demanded it. There was the golden rule, which kind of everything else fit within the golden rule. Then there was respect, your teachers, your... Yeah, respect everyone. Yeah, but there was another level for either teachers, educators, or people that were older than you, which I felt like if we ever...
Starting point is 00:37:10 Your elders, respect your elders. Yeah. Yeah. If we ever came back and one of the older just parents or anybody was saying something, you were like, all right, that's enough of that. I feel like that was a big one. And that wasn't always easy to say. And the reason I mentioned it is, you know, how many of those parents or elders were just full of shit. Yeah, I know. You know, but you're just trying to keep your kid quiet and get out of there.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Yeah, but the chances are your kid is full of more shit than the elders are, right? No? No, sadly no. And that's something you'll come to realize. All right. Fair enough. As the girls get older. All right. Your time is not so much keeping your kids in line as it is deflecting criticism and rolling your eyes in front of the friggin' idiots.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Okay. All right. Wonderfully said. Love that. What were your rules as far as like sports went? No I in team. Yeah. You're never as good as they say. You're also never as bad as they say. Yeah. Ignore the ignore what people say. Yeah. Hard work and hustle beats talent. Always has, always will. I don't know if you did it on purpose or if it was just the athletes that you genuinely appreciated most, but you would always point out the athletes that were besides the ones
Starting point is 00:38:36 that were really good and had personalities. I remember you loved Charles Barkley. We've been on that multiple times. Always been a big fan of Chuck. You'd always point out like the guys that like ran hard or hustled like Pete Rose and like different. Sure. We were watching games. It was like, yeah, it was always like athletes that like, either were intense or gave above and beyond like effort. I remember that was one thing that you always. Yeah. Never stop tracking that ball. Things like that. Sure. I think we can hit the next one Irrational mad dad moment is this title? Hey guys, this is Zach. I wanted to talk to you about
Starting point is 00:39:14 Father's Day and it coming up soon and It made me think of times that my dad got irrationally mad at us. And I wanted to know if there was any time Papa Kelsey got irrationally mad over something little like I remember our big one at home was I got mad at us because the toothpaste was in the downstairs bathroom, not the upstairs bathroom. We got like a five minute lecture about it. He's yelling and screaming anyway.
Starting point is 00:39:44 That does feel a little bit irrational. You guys had a similar experience with your dad. Or maybe Jason, can you admit you having yourself an irrational mad dad moment? Oh, absolutely. All right, thanks, bye. I don't ever remember dad being irrational. I'm pretty sure he was rationally mad.
Starting point is 00:40:01 You should have been there when Travis put the hand lotion in the shampoo bottle. I mean that's pretty rationally mad though. You put some hand lotion on your hair. When you came down the steps and your hair looked like it was glued together, like you had just washed your hair. Looked like Cameron Diaz out of, what is that movie? You were looking ridiculous. I looked at you and I was like, oh of, what is that movie? You're looking ridiculous. I looked at you and I was like, oh shit, what did I do? Travis looked at me and boom, he's out of there. Yeah, looked like Cameron Diaz from Something About Mary.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Surprised he didn't go right through the screen door when he ran away. I was like, oh, I didn't realize that. And you were late to go to work or you were on your you're trying to hurry up and get out the door. And yeah, that was a rational. I feel like most of the times I remember is pretty rational. Rationally mad was a big, a big one for Ed Kelsey. There was a reason for him to be upset. What was I'm trying to think of an irrational one. I can't really nothing comes to mind off my head. What do you think, Pop? Do you remember any?
Starting point is 00:41:05 No, I'm drawing a blank. I remember you irrationally. Remember when we were sledding down the hill that this was back when we lived in North Ridgeville. It was me, you and oh my gosh, the one neighbor. Oh, it was his name. I think it's me and you or us two and you were on one sled and we were headed for a rock and I still don't know how this all went down, but you ended up jumping in front of us on the sled and the rock broke your ribs. So you're sitting there.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Yeah, I broke a couple of ribs. That was... You're screaming in pain. I tried to angle it. I remember his name. I remember his name just because I his name. Just because I remember this irrational moment from you. We're driving in the car and Billy says something to you about driving and you're like, shut the fuck up Billy. He asked me if I'm okay. He saw me wincing in pain.
Starting point is 00:42:01 He asked me, can you drive? He said, shut the fuck up. good pain. He asked me, can you drive? He said, shut the fuck up. That was one of those things where we, I was trying to avoid the rock and we all went over and to keep from hurting one of you guys, I tucked my elbows in so I would roll over and that's how I broke the ribs. Why didn't you just grab us and roll the other way? I'm trying to envision how this rock was so... God damn it, that's hilarious. Well, you know, when you have one of those moments, you could ask yourself, why didn't I go the other way?
Starting point is 00:42:36 Fair enough. Fair enough. I get irrationally mad all the time. The problem with children is they're irrational. So that causes you to be irrational sometimes. There's a lot of irrational things happening when you're dealing be irrational sometimes. There's a lot of irrational things happening when you're dealing with little kids. All right. Fictional father. Let's go with that one. Oh, shut the fuck up. Fictional fathers. Okay. You should be good. Hi, this is Lacey from Missouri. And I was just wondering, in the coming days coming up, Jason, what fictional father would you say closely, most closely resembles your parenting style? And I think that's it actually. Have a good day. Okay, Lacey. Nice.
Starting point is 00:43:21 I'll say this. I think my parenting style probably mostly resembles a non-fictional character in my own dad. I think that I definitely am very, I find myself being more and more similar to dad in the way I talk and do things with my children. And I think dad, I'm trying to think like, who's the best fictional character that dad is represented by? Is it red from that 70s show? I feel like he's got a little bit of that. But maybe not as like curmudgeon. He's more supportive of his children. Yeah. Who's like, who's a rough around the edges, but very supportive father?
Starting point is 00:43:57 Al Bundy. Al Bundy! Oh my gosh! That is low key. I mean, he's not supportive of his kids at all. He's, but it's, Al Bundy. Oh my gosh. That is low key. I mean, he's not supportive of his kids at all. He's, but it's, Al Bundy is good. He's got, yeah, it's, you got to go with a hotspot. It's got the sense of humor of Al Bundy combined with like, combined with the fatherly, like nurturing of like a Huxtable. What's like Bill Cosby? We can't mention Bill Cosby, unfortunately, but the character was phenomenal on the show. Mr. Huxtable.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Yeah. So I think, you know, I would say it's kind of like that. What do you think that's accurate, Pop? I mean, that's damn good. That's pretty good. If you want to go, what's... Now I'm drawing Ed, what's your guys name from Married with Children? Ed what? What's the guy's name from from married with children? Ed what? Al Bundy. Al Bundy. No, that was his real name. Oh, you're talking about modern family. No, I'm thinking what's his real name? Oh, okay. Ed O'Neill from Youngstown, Ohio, baby.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Yeah, played for the Steelers. He played for the Steelers? Yeah, he did. I think it was only one or two years. If I'm not mistaken, he was a linebacker. I'm not sure. Are you thinking of Jack Lambert? Look it up, dude. Try me. All right, listen. Brandon, look it up right now.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Had a brief stint with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Holy shit. Well, well done, dad. At O'Neill, baby. And he's from Youngstown? Four touchdowns. One game. He's from Youngstown? Four touchdowns, one game. He's from Youngstown? No, that was Al Bundy's big game.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Polka. But he did a movie where he went to his girlfriend's house to get her kid who had been disappointed by his real father. Yes. And he had to carry, get him across town or not cross town across the country drive to meet his mother. I forget the name of that movie. But I just remember the kid was having such a fit. He tied the kids feet and legs around a
Starting point is 00:45:57 hockey stick and carried them out like a suitcase. Kelsey move right there. That's a good one. Ed O'Neill really in any dad, because he was the dad, he's the grandpa and the dad in modern family and he's very much a similar temperament to him. I didn't know he's from Youngstown, but that makes a ton of sense. Northeast Ohio. Yeah, that's a lot of ties right there.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Maybe that's why we got so much of that. One of my favorite things ever in the house, and all my friends still say this to this day, is there was never like any like, come downstairs, talk to the guys, let them know you can't do that. It was just a scream from the second floor office. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. And immediately everyone froze.
Starting point is 00:46:43 It was like, yeah, we can't do that anymore. All right. Yeah, we're done. Yeah. I do remember one time at we're at the rink and Travis and a bunch of kids were playing hockey outside the rink while you were skating. Yeah. And you know, they used to do that in the one corner of the rink. And some people, some grandparents are trying to get by to go up the stairs. And I was on the other side of the rink, I yelled it out, yo, there's like seven kids dropped the hockey sticks right away. Listen, it dude, it transit, it translates. It translates to me.
Starting point is 00:47:21 We were at the Phillies game this week and we took the girls and some family friends brought their kids. And one of the other kids, I don't even realize this is like a thing that just our family does. But one of the other kids was standing like, you know, on a suite, how like the front, she was like climbing on the front of it. And I was like, yo, and immediately she like gets startled and then starts crying. And I'm like, Oh, fuck, I just fucked this up.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Like this kid isn't normally used to getting this kind of treatment. I'll tell you one of the coolest things is, and this was maybe two or three, what are the last few years that Jason played? Were in the downstairs in the family room in that lounge. And, you know, they've come by four or five times trying to get people to leave. And I walk over by the door and the security guy was being, the security guys are very cool about it. They weren't rushing you. But people get Nancy. So I just told the guy, I said, watch this. I just yell, yo, all of a sudden everybody starts walking out. Dude, it's a a powerful like, like Kylie's family has the whistle
Starting point is 00:48:26 Ed can do that loud like, I'm jealous of that. So am I. I don't know that there's like the yo is undefeated. You can say yo right now in the middle of the sea of people like Oh shit, let's get to one more. That was a, that was a dadism if I'd ever heard one. Let's let's listen to one more of these things. Injay from LA here. I'd like to know what is the best piece of advice your dad gave you about dating, sex,
Starting point is 00:49:00 marriage, and parenting? And also what is the worst piece of advice he's ever given you? Thank you and love the show. Okay, thank you. That's an awesome question. I never got any advice on sex from dad. We never had the Burs and the Bees talk. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. Yeah. He left that to the Cleveland Heights public school system.
Starting point is 00:49:19 School system, yeah, the health class. I lived without it, you can too. Mr. Hoon, Mr. Hoon and... Robolowski, Coach health class. I lives without it, you can too. Mr. Hoon, Mr. Hoon and... Robolowski, Coach Robo. Coach Robo taught us about sex. And Coach Jones, Mike Jones was... And Coach Jones, that's right. What were the other ones? Dating?
Starting point is 00:49:35 I remember I was trying to figure out how to get a girl to, you know, think I was funny or cool and in like early middle school, like maybe like sixth, seventh grade, maybe even been younger than that. And this funny way of like, hey, you know, just just be a friend, just be cool with her. Just, you know, she doesn't like you know, pretty girls all hang around pretty girls. Yeah, that's right. Yes, yes. I was like, all right, yeah, there you go. Just be friends with them. That's right. I do remember a brief discussion Jason and I had. What do you see? Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. He was telling me the general.
Starting point is 00:50:17 How good I was with the women? Yeah, I see these girls, but I really don't want to... He said, I really don't know what to talk about. And I told you then and it's true for every guy, any guy listening. You know, I know I play football and I know everybody likes to talk about that but tell me about you. Stan Oh, wow! Marshall All you got to do is shut up and get them to talk about themselves and you ain't got to say another word. Nod your head, oh wow! Yeah, cool. Stan Oh, wow! Nod your head, oh wow. Yeah, cool. Oh wow.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Oh wow. You know, they add the little comments in there to make her feel good and just... You don't have to say nothing. You heard that? This is good. This is why you're on this. Also why I live alone. Hey, I actually don't think he's listening to me. He's just acting like he wants to. He figured you out. When I was on AOL Insta Messenger and you definitely encouraged me to just talk to girls
Starting point is 00:51:18 because you could tell that I was just, I did not know how to talk to girls. You were awkward. You were uncomfortable. Jesus Christ. I wasn't going to say that. I was uncomfortable. I think you were a little uncomfortable. Yeah. Who wasn't, man? We were fucking... It was AOL Messenger. Who was it? What about it was awkward?
Starting point is 00:51:36 You just said you were at ease talking to girls. Jason, I used to eavesdrop in on your conversations on the phone. You remember when you told me to... ...... Please drop in on your conversations on the phone. You remember when you told me to... No, Ty, we can't do this. We gotta take that out. We can't do this. And that's all the ed advice we got for you.
Starting point is 00:51:54 I'll tell you advice I gave you that you didn't pay attention to. Oh gosh, what's that? Katie would say that she sees you and she says hi to you, but you say nothing back. Oh really? I tried to tell you, you and she says hi to you but you say nothing back. Oh really? I tried to tell you, you see Katie, talk to her. Not that you have to go out and that you're gonna start dating her, she's a little older than you, yada yada. I did not know how to talk to girls.
Starting point is 00:52:14 But every girl in school is watching you talk to this hot older chick. This hot older chick. There you go. Alright. Alright. And that does it with Ed advice. With Ed Kelsey. Happy Father's Day everybody. Alright. Dad,. That's it for advice with Ed Kelsey. Happy Father's Day everybody.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Dad, I'll see you for Father's Day maybe. Love you big guy. Thanks for coming on here and having some fun with us. Anytime. You know what? Love you, Pop. Love you. All right.
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Starting point is 00:55:41 That's Ed Kelsey. That's dad. With some great fatherly advice. Love you, dad. We gotta Ed Kelsey. That's dad. With some great fatherly advice. Love you, dad. We got to incorporate dad more in the show. He's a wealth of just like entertainment. Come on. This is my favorite human being, man. Beer Bowl submissions are also closing tonight.
Starting point is 00:55:56 We will notify the teams that make it by this Friday, June 20th, send to at new hud show with one S and use beer bowl. We've had a lot of good submissions this year and we're narrowing it down right we're gonna shout out drew garrison drew garrison from cincinnati i believe if i hopefully that's the right one let's take a look at this link from one of the submissions Oh wow. Okay. Playing a little beer bowl, little beer bowl.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Oh nice little team action. Make beers go bye bye. Oh no, bad pass. Takes it serious though. Profanity, that's how you know you're serious. Oh no, oh no. Oh gosh. This is, they have a lot of good.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Impressive teamwork on the beer bowl. I will say this is a very long match. It's got to be multiple matches. I mean, extra points for all the garage beer merge drew Garrison out of Cincinnati. That was fun. That was good. That was good. Good. They're also playing my favorite game, which is beer ball. Beer ball is my favorite beer drinking game requires teamwork, athleticism and beer
Starting point is 00:57:48 drinking ability all combined. He had the no look he had the no look pass down. Shout out to Drew Garrison. Sibling Swagger. I like this intro already. This intro. Yeah, baby. I'm all about this legend of the hidden temple fuck yes welcome to new highs
Starting point is 00:58:16 intro is epic I'm getting so excited right now is so sort the legendary treasure hidden deep within not gold nor jewels but their mother's famed Thanksgiving dinner rolls legends spoke of their wall gosh coveted by all this is so ridiculous how do they get this strength and agility his movements prowling this is a great Jason the elder how fucking long is this? Do they at any point show themselves? That is correct.
Starting point is 00:58:50 What color was the labyrinth? Hold on, hold on. Go back to his correct answer. Go back to his correct answer. Oh my god. The warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and the warmth and but difficulty in the warm embrace of family. This is amazing. Next question. How did the legend describe the dinner rolls? Blueberry cookies.
Starting point is 00:59:17 This is... Incorrect. God damn it, they have to be in. This is legendary. Warm and fluffy That is correct What color was the labyrinth? Blue bear could it?
Starting point is 00:59:33 That is not one of our choices That is correct. Dog, they have to be in. This is great. They're in just for the creativity. God damn it. My face hurts, man. That was fucking gold. I think about taking away points for AI,
Starting point is 00:59:55 because I'm pretty sure Olmec was AI'd out the ass, but I don't care. That was so good. You got to keep it in. Wonderful job. That was, she was epic. The standing there with the beer. Sibling Sw. Wonderful job. That was epic. The standing there with the beer. Sibling swagger is in. That was great.
Starting point is 01:00:09 That was outstanding. I'm also trying to obtain Korean announcers for Beer Bowl. So if there's anybody that has experience being an announcer in the language of Korean, we would love to have you be the host for this year's beer bowl. Think about how electrical it would be. You're going to write a book on how to get canceled. It would.
Starting point is 01:00:32 It would. You're going to write a book on how to get canceled. I don't do that. I mean, listen, they're better than US announcers. I'm just saying, announcers in English is kind of electric. Fucking Korean announcers, there's just something about it. It fucking gets the party fucking going. It's going to be absurd.
Starting point is 01:00:47 It's going to be incredible. People are going to be into this fucking thing. You're going to have to have translators talking to the teammates. No, that's not. Yeah. I mean, it's the way they do it in baseball. They do it with Shohei Otani in Major League Baseball.
Starting point is 01:01:01 New Heights Beer Bowl brought to you and presented in Korean. All right. Dude, I think it Bowl brought to you and presented in Korean. All right. I think it'd be a lecture. I'm just saying. I think it'd be pretty fucking awesome. We're gonna find out, I guess. If you can find somebody that...
Starting point is 01:01:11 Well, we might not. I don't know that we're gonna be able to find any Korean announcer. Over there on the Jersey Shore? I think they might be in Korea. Just a hunch. Yeah, that makes sense. South Korea, probably. Keep sending in those beer bowl submissions, guys.
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Starting point is 01:02:16 We love you guys. We'll see you next week. Thanks for tuning in. Did Kylie show you the pinup first? Yeah, actually, she beat me to it. Yeah, I think she saw it on TikTok. She did see it on TikTok because I then couldn't find it. I was like, where the hell is the thing? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was like already a thing on TikTok was pinup Jason. I like that we're calling it pinup Jason. It's pinup Jason. What do you want to call it? It's so fucking. You're a little, little.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Perverted. No, it's artistic. Yeah, Jason. You got to celebrate. You're just showing, you're showing. One of the comments, there's, I mean, all the, a lot of the comments made me laugh. One of my favorites was, it's got a good pecker on them. The old pecker on them.
Starting point is 01:03:06 The old pecker. The old woodpecker. Right? Good looking pecker on that guy. Let's, let's get that thing off our screen. Yeah, let's, let's, let's move on. Follow new heights on the one DRIE app or wherever you get your podcast, you can listen to New Heights early and ad free. Plus enjoy exclusive episodes of the show by joining Wondry Plus in the Wondry app,
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