New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - The Kelce Family on Mom's Favorite, Dad's Nicknames and Kylie’s Mountain Disaster | Ep 71

Starting point is 00:00:00 Well, Mommy, we last had you on the show before the Super Bowl, where you said definitively that Jason was your favorite. Has that changed at all this season? Not yet. No! Oh my God! Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, presented by Wavesforce and Entertainment and brought to you by Uncrustible. The PD and JU just can't resist. The best part of the sandwich as they they call it. We are your host. I'm Travis Kelsey, my big brother Jason Kelsey and New Heights drops every

Starting point is 00:00:38 Wednesday during the NFL season, but we're coming to you on a Friday because we got a special Kelsey family guest episode. That's right. Family ended the year holiday spectacular. That's what we're calling it. It's just a Kelsey family episode. For you guys subscribe on YouTube wherever wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media at new heights show With one S ladies and gentlemen and check out our official fan club at newheightshow.com Jason want you you tell everybody? What I just said and what we got coming up. That's right, Trev Has all of you guys know you guys have been asking for more of our family members more to you all the time

Starting point is 00:01:17 We got to do it in spirts, but we did figure what better than around the holidays than to have a little bit of a family re get, a re kind of kindering of where everybody's at in life. I don't know if any of that makes sense, but anyways, so that means we've got a very special episode for you guys. We are going to be joined by multiple members of the Kelsey family.

Starting point is 00:01:40 We're going to talk about our Christmases, some family traditions and get to the bottom of some questions you guys have sent in, and have been asking. So, um, but first, we got to get to, uh, what we always get to. What's that? Well, it's not new news. It's Mama Kelsey! That's right! Ha-ha! She became America's favorite mom during last year's Super Bowl, still holds that title in our hearts and hopefully yours. She makes the best cookies,

Starting point is 00:02:07 dinner rolls, the world has ever seen, and she could take anyone's mom versus mom in a cage match. Watch out for some. Please welcome to the show, the real star of the Kelsey family. Mama Kelsey. And here she is. Mama Kelsey. Hey guys, how are you doing? I'm doing good, mom. All right. How you enjoying Philly, mom? I'm loving Philly. It's very warm here, surprisingly. So really? Yeah. Yeah. We didn't even have to wear winter coats.

Starting point is 00:02:41 There was 50 during over in the 50s for the game. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Well, it didn't, I don't think it snowed on Christmas, but it's been snowing ever since. Oh, nice. It's lovely. It's lovely.

Starting point is 00:02:52 We got some flurries outside. OK. Well, I'll get to experience that this weekend. There you go. Arana. Arana, you're going to come enjoy the New Year's here in Kansas City. Christmas and Philly New Year's.

Starting point is 00:03:04 And you do it. You do it right. See the girls for Christmas and then come on, your favorite son. He is the best. You know what you're doing. What'd you get the girls before we jump into this? Oh man, I got him a bunch of little things You know some clothes you're always good at the stock stocking stuffers. You are always a pro at that. I haven't seen a stocking quite like yours. Yeah, I haven't done that in a while, but there were some there were some fun things that they got so it was good. I love it. Did Nicknacks some books for Benny because she tears up into like little indestructible books. Yeah, a little I got him a little Dinosaur a. Yeah, that when you open it up it shows a galaxy on the ceiling and everything. Yeah, a little, I got him a little dinosaur A. Yeah, that when you open it up, it shows the galaxy on the ceiling and everything. Yeah, so I thought that'd be kind of cool. That's pretty cool.

Starting point is 00:03:51 That'll keep them awake for hours. There you go. Keep their mind racing. Help Jason and Kylie out. Yeah, there you go. Well, that's awesome. Jason, you wanna, you wanna jump us off? Yeah, I think as always, you know, we're gonna get to the first thing, which is, Nunu, Nunu's. Nunu's. Hey, yo, there we go. Like a pro.

Starting point is 00:04:15 Mom, you're famous cookies made it big time this year. You are officially little Debbie. That's probably better. You're officially Betty Crocker. Mama Kels' cookies were sold at both Arrowhead and the link for our Christmas games. You were, did you, did you see everybody, like, I don't know how to go during the game? Did was everybody coming up to you telling your cookies were amazing or what? Well, we were kind of away from the general population on

Starting point is 00:04:46 Christmas day because the girls were with us. But I did have a lot of people signal to me from you know the various places and they were holding up my cookies and yeah, doing one of those. And it was great because they were sold out like within the first six minutes. Did they tell you how many cookies were sold or made? I think there was 25,000 at both. 25,000 in Philly and 25,000 in Kansas City, and they were sold out of both. How long did it take you to make all those cookies?

Starting point is 00:05:18 To me, the day. I have to make it. She was in there working like an elf. The Aero Mars was very, very kind. Took me a day. I have to be there. She was in there working like an hour. The airmark was very, very kind. They took my recipe and they did all the cooking for me. So it was awesome. Thank you, Mark.

Starting point is 00:05:33 Thank you. Thank you for not making my mom's slave cookies to everyone on Christmas. We're going to get to another one of our favorite segments, which is No-Dum questions. But this is going be no dumb questions Donna Kelsey style mama. Oh, okay. Yes. So Yeah, Travis, you want to leave it off? Yeah mom since you are our first guest today

Starting point is 00:05:53 Would you do the honor of joining us for a Kelsey edition of no dumb questions? Of course It sounds like fun nice. All right. Well, let's get to it. No dumb questions is brought to you by our friends at Accelerator active energy drink. This is about my fifth one today, knowing that I had a practice today. No, but no mom, these are good. These are plant-based thermogenics. These are, you can, you can, you can use that as a mineral.

Starting point is 00:06:14 Okay, and this is no sugar at. You can probably not as many as you want. And it's too much anything to do. It's clean caffeine, it's not like that dirty caffeine, not like a coffee bean. That is like, you can taste the dirt and that shit. Okay. And accelerator has a brand new flavors. Cherry ice pop and tropical punch Jason. We're, uh, where you sipping on you sipping on any of the new ones? I have an open one yet. I got the rockup pop going. New

Starting point is 00:06:38 flavors cherry ice pop and tropical punch are only available at drinkaccelerator.com. That's right. Mom, have you ever had one of these accelerators? I haven't because I haven't been able to find them in Florida yet, but I'll definitely try one. You're not going to be able to sleep tonight. I'm a for warning. That's right. I got to get up early to get on a plane. That's the spirit, mom. It just sounds like a Kelsey right there. So we would like to go cherry ice pop or rock a pop. What flavor should I have a try out? I like cherry. So I don't want you to break it now. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. My nails are going to pop off. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:07:19 There's a big moment. Oh, that's just just be honest. It's dangerous. I say honest, make sure you're very complimentary because they pay a lot of money. No. That's really good. I really like the flavor there. That's pretty good. Well, and that's the show, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you guys for tuning in. Let's get to some no dumb questions because it's no such thing as a dumb question just dumbass people All right, mommy excuse my language. I'm from Megan 83 26 on YouTube if the Kelsey gals played football what position do we think they would excel in mama kels Kylie why at Ellie Benny?

Starting point is 00:08:02 Why it running back with her adorable 40 in the living room. Okay, all right, that's a solid baby. I could see her, I could see her tote and that thing. What do you think, and mommy? Who we started with? Mom? I think we started with mom. Mom, what position you're going to be?

Starting point is 00:08:15 I'm sitting off. All right, mom, it's defense. Defense! Oh, look at her! Oh, oh, oh! We've got the fore on shiver down. Right to the grill. Definitely great to the chop. What what love are you talking about mom? Are you a lineman linebacker or secondary? I think it's secondary because I'm pretty fat. It's right you are

Starting point is 00:08:35 Okay, so you are fast secondary yeah, like cornerback maybe oh my god mama kels is the only white DB Choke you out. Hey listen, sometimes you just got a nice the body got the guys the eyes Double thumb action. I like it She's clearly thought about these moves before people. I love it. All right. All right. So mom's a white DB. What about Kylie?

Starting point is 00:09:13 What do you think Kylie is playing? Oh, Kylie, she's going to move the ball. She's either going to be running it or she's going to be throwing it. Yeah. I think that's accurate. She was really, really good and accurate as a field hockey player when she was shooting. Oh, really hard. At least a QB.

Starting point is 00:09:28 You told me. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. Either that or she's running with it. She's running back. So I think that's more like why she's definitely going to be the running back. Yeah. Yeah, definitely seeing you.

Starting point is 00:09:42 She's come wild through just about anybody. Kylie might be like a through just about anybody. Yeah, Kylie might be like a Tason Hill might just be like a little threat, little threat. Be slight. Tight end. I just secret weapon. No, I really think Ellie is going to be the tight end because she has no fear.

Starting point is 00:10:00 She really does. She doesn't. She's just like, you got to have a tight end. Yeah, no fearless. Nothing. does. She does. She's just one of the traits you got to have a tight end. Yeah, no fearless. Nothing. Yeah, that's for sure. She's got to make it to a full adulthood. We don't know if that's going to happen yet. She just jumps off the couch. Willie Nellie and dives into the floor like it's a pool. That's my niece. She's she's getting there. She's my niece. Gotta walk out for those second ones, man. Hard is been old enough to

Starting point is 00:10:25 hard to tell with Benny. Benny's a football right now. She's not hard to get. He's the football ball. There you go. It's hard to get. He's the player. Nice. So she'll just be the football. That counts. Mom, for you to say that you're a white DB just made my fucking

Starting point is 00:10:40 shout out to me. She's not fighting it all. She's sitting on the bench, but that's fine. She's out there. She's ready to get somebody a high stick right to the cooking chaps. All right. Well, thank you, Megan 8326 on YouTube. That was a fun one to go down. We got another one from Leanne Ellis 5748. No dumb question. Was Mama Kelsa sports fan before having her boys? Yes, I was. I was a sports fan. I like playing. Yeah, I mean, you know, when I was in school and things like that,

Starting point is 00:11:15 there was no title nine, really didn't have collegiate sports for, for women about the only thing you could do was be in the Olympics and, well, they had them, but it wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't as many opportunities because grandma played a collegiate field I can see that yeah there were some you know sports that you could do that with but not in the ones that I was interested in basketball and baseball and things like that but I did baseball or really softball when it was with corporate when I got into the corporate arena we did a lot of that and also darts that I don't know if you

Starting point is 00:11:49 considered that a sport but I was on a team we were in all girls we did that a lot of time out how did we not know this I don't have to get a dart board right here I got it right over there I don't know if I could do it. That's something you have to do a lot. Oh, stop it. I'm sorry. It's like riding a bike. It's going to be a little rusty to start off, but you'll be right there.

Starting point is 00:12:13 Talking to two of your offspring, we have the same genes as you. You can just pick that thing up and throw a bulls out. I'm not sure. But yeah, I did darts and whatever I could, you know, I could get involved in. I did a little bit of soccer, but I'm not an endurance runner. I'm a sprinter.

Starting point is 00:12:26 So, yeah, I couldn't do the soccer thing. Yeah, you're not running foul polls in softball. Uh, yeah. Who were your teams going up? Was it all Cleveland-based, or did you kind of have a, were you bias a little bit to some other teams? No, I stayed true to the Cleveland Browns and the Caves and... Away, mom.

Starting point is 00:12:47 True Cleveland Go right there. I ain't under the end so... Guardians, right? Now the Guardians now, but yeah. Yeah. I stay with the Cleveland teams. Have you seen the Browns new quarterback? Yes, I have.

Starting point is 00:12:58 Have you seen some highlights running? He's doing pretty good. Yeah, he is. You know, they're doing very well. They're getting hot right now, so... Smoking Joe. Smoking Joe, Joe doing pretty good. Yeah he is. They're doing very well. They're getting hot right now. So smoking Joe, smoking Joe, Joe, Joe, Flacco. Sounds about right. That was a mom is definitely one of the people who brought sports into me in Jason's life. So yes, she's always been a sports fan. I can honestly say that your dad was the one that searched out teams and things like

Starting point is 00:13:21 that. And we just shared getting you to wherever you needed to go and whatever sport you wanted to play. So it was really, we followed you. Whatever sport you wanted to play, that's what we did. How did, so I guess, how did we get into sports? What was the, Evan, like, did we just go into things that our friends did? It's hard to remember back to, like, when we first started.

Starting point is 00:13:43 As early as we could could when you were about three Yes, you were playing soccer in Wow, so it was that to watch It was like a Curly would just move around the field inner herd. Everybody was around the ball. It was funny That's kind of the way Hockey was too when you were six Watching some of those home videos you got us. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:07 Outside of dad not being able to keep the camera on the puck. It was tough to watch. Yeah, but yeah, it was fun getting you involved in hockey. That's when we finally moved to Cleveland Heights and they had a rank and it was wasn't as far away to drive. So those were great times. We had family friends that were involved in hockey and they had a rank and it was wasn't as far away to drive. So those were great times. We had family friends It were involved in hockey and they got us into it was really the halls. Yeah, that's right because I feel like Hockey definitely the halls and there was a lot of like community involvement in hockey. Yeah, which kind of caused us to start doing it

Starting point is 00:14:40 Across the same way like Terry sailor was the coach of the girls team at the high school. So he was always just a sailor, push us into lacrosse and we tried it one year and got into that. And that was because it was across over from hockey into lacrosse. Yeah, the sports didn't conflict and you get hit people. Yeah, the only thing that a boy likes better than running down field with a stick is running down field with a stick and to knives on, you know, on their feet. Jesus, mom. Well, that's what skates are. They're right. And unfortunate. Yeah. What more could you buy? You know, it's sad but true. And anyway, it was fun. It still is, how about that? Well, that wraps up No Dumb Questions.

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Starting point is 00:18:28 It's that easy. Let's get to bold, Donna holiday topics about the force everybody into the Kelsey Christmas here. What was your, what was your favorite gift that you got this year? Oh, man, that's tough. You have to choose. I mean, she didn't get anything good. Just for anybody watching. Don anything good. Just ready.

Starting point is 00:18:51 Thank you. Ha don't really wait until she comes at Kansas City. I got you covered. I got the family really Christmas is about nice. Valor Christmas is about giving It's not about receiving what I did get some really nice earrings. I have to admit You still have one of your gifts Jason's still getting you earrings, huh? Yeah. Hey, I do like earrings. You can't, for some reason, you think I don't like it? I screwed up and didn't get the stashos in the candle at the same time. It was the sweatshirt and the mug with your pictures on it that were great. The first couple of times, but every year kind of got old.

Starting point is 00:19:26 Oh, yeah. But I do, I do love jewelry, so that was always a plus. What was the kind of earring that we always got you though? It was like the, it was the certain type of rock or something. It was hoops. It was hoops, okay. It was always hoops, yeah. Nice. And those are always good. You can wear those anytime. Nice, you're the hoops. Yeah. Nice. And those are always good. You can wear those anytime. Nice. I guess who? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:47 Oh, I'm burning up right now. Oh, you got a velour on. It's your right. It is. It's hot. Yeah. Who spoils the girls more? You were, you were Jason. Oh man, that's close. I would assume it would have to be Jason because he's here most of the time. Do I spoil him? No, I feel like I try not to. You don't, but you're very kind and you're very gentle.

Starting point is 00:20:17 You know, you keep him in line. All it takes from you is just your voice. You know, they stop. It's a Kelsey way. You know, they stop. That's it, Kelsey way. You know, yeah, it's any, it's not. He's not a screener. It's, yeah, it's more like, that's like a,

Starting point is 00:20:33 I'm going, hey, I'm not even making the story up. We were in their bedroom last night, or a couple nights ago, actually, and I'm trying to give them to go to bed and I just keep going like this And why it's like dad. Hey dad. Why do you go like this? Because I mean business that's It's about to get ugly not playing around see me smiling

Starting point is 00:21:02 It's about to get ugly. I'm not playing around. See me smiling. What am I, what harm am I instilling in them from like a young age? No, you have to make them know that you're serious. Yeah. Because a lot of times you're joking around. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:19 Or I've actually seen him, he gets the stomps. Dad was real good because we lived in a hundred year old house I think leaving heights so dad used to make a lot of noise in the whole house would shake What the hell did I tell you? No, it's classic Ed Kelsey. All right, mom. Yeah, well, I believe I believe Jason spoilers the girls. He can't help himself. There it goes.

Starting point is 00:21:55 Not to do you enjoy holiday games? Yeah, was it fun to go to the Christmas again? Yes, I always I always that was good time. It was a great time because you know, I just you know the whole atmosphere is great We had like three people dressed in rabbit suits, you know down below and they were jumping around every time the music was on It was his steer was like Ralph, you know from Yeah, nice Pink pink rabbit suits and these were adults. And they were dancing the entire game.

Starting point is 00:22:31 And it was hysterical to watch them. So it's just fun. There was a lot of sandas in the stands and just, you know, everybody was dressed up to the ninth and it was just amazing and magical evening. It really was awesome. I love it. Well, let's get to some traditions in the Kelsey household. What was one of the fun stories that you can remember from us as kids on the Christmas?

Starting point is 00:22:58 Geez. I wish I could, but they kind of meld all in, you know, together. Yeah. Yeah. No, I hear you. But a lot of it is, you know, there were so many sports, even back then, that where we were, we were at tournaments right afterwards or right before,

Starting point is 00:23:12 we were doing, Cleveland Hight holiday tournament. We were hockey, you know, basketball got started then. So the best thing was, is I love people. And so we were always surrounded by people and our friends and that was what was so great about the holidays. It was just a lot of people that were around all the time and we got to enjoy it with a lot of families. So it was special time. This is true. Is there one Kelsey family

Starting point is 00:23:40 holiday tradition? Like one definitive like this is it has to be this. You just you just gave it to us both. Yeah. Just gave it to us both. Yeah. Talking about just ornaments. Splater right down the middle. You know, ornaments. That's right. I had the Disney ornaments. That was. Yeah. We used to put that up on the tree. Yeah. We would always go through it together. I remember that one. Yeah. I put the tree up with the ornaments and in the lights and everything. I would buy those every year from Rollier and it was great. They don't make them anymore but they were old porcelain ornaments and be careful when you open up the boxes because they start falling apart. And why didn't Elliot broke two of them this year already? Yeah. So they're good ones. So I think part of it is, I think we broke them from before

Starting point is 00:24:28 and they didn't even take it out of the box. So I think what happened is mom had to superglue the ornaments from back in the day. Of course, yeah. And the superglue has now since dried out. So we just have to re-superglue. Yeah, so just be careful when you open those up because, you know, it's- Oh, mom, they're already open. I got them all on the tree. Oh, that's

Starting point is 00:24:46 awesome because it's just you know in the Florida heat you know it's just gets really hot. So I'm glad. I'm glad you liked those ornaments. I gave both of you guys a box boxes and so it's it's kind of they were special to me. The one other one that I definitely remember being a tradition They were special to me. The one other one that I definitely remember being a tradition was two batches of blueberry muffins. Yeah, yeah. I used to make the blueberry muffins and also the rolls of Pillsbury rolls. That's how I knew when to wake up.

Starting point is 00:25:14 You smell those things upstairs, just like, oh, it is about to go down. It's time. It is time for some presents. I haven't made those for a while. I should make them. Man, it has just like one golpers. You just take it. I just peel the whole thing is just yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:28 They've got you were really good. Steers on top. Yeah, we always had honey baked ham. Yeah. They're big on ham. Not so big on turkey. No peanut brittle. Park chops.

Starting point is 00:25:39 I know things like that. Oh peanut brittle chicken. No dad was the candy man just for Christmas. Oh, yeah, yeah I told you guys that because one year you went up and Looked at your presence and I yelled at you and said dad makes you know has a second job just to make sure your Christmas is Wonderful so it was the year we got the Xbox Yeah, so I remember we look we went up there is that only time we really went up and took a peek. I did it every year.

Starting point is 00:26:07 Okay, there's the only time I went up and took a peek. As soon as I found out where they were, we both went up there together this year, because we were really hoping that Dan was playing a good poker face with the Xbox. But we went up there, we knew the Xbox was coming. Right. And then on Christmas day, Dan, one of us opened it. And dad did the same thing he always does. The old Christmas story, like,

Starting point is 00:26:28 oh, all the gifts are open, I guess. They didn't, oh, what's wrong? You didn't get what you want? Like, oh, what's over there at the table? No. Yeah. This direction. And then we opened it up.

Starting point is 00:26:39 And apparently we did not sell it good enough because I thought we sold it good. And then we went in there and like right away, I'm like unbox it, plugged it in, started playing. And mom came in right away and she's like, you know, your dad works really hard just so we have enough money to buy these gifts. He takes an extra job. She like, I mean, laid it on thick.

Starting point is 00:27:04 And we were like, man, I hear what you're saying. No, I'm with you. I'm in the middle of beating level one. I'm all right. We will talk about this later. We're really sorry about what we did. That's the best for that. We appreciate you teaching us a lesson there. How about the one time you bought? We got the N64. Yeah. And you play Donkey Kong Country. I did. Decay 64 with us and beat the entire game. Beat the game. In like what three days? I spent my two-week Christmas vacation working on that. We would take it on that. I would do it for a level. Get in that to Jason and Travis would do it.

Starting point is 00:27:40 Good times. We made it all the way through. That was a great bonding, family bonding right there. That was fun. Yeah, that was fun. The controllers are too difficult. No, I can't do it. I did it. There's a lot of them. Well, the games are more difficult.

Starting point is 00:27:54 That's what it really is. I think it's too in depth now. I prefer the games where you have like, you got like three buttons and you got to be creative to figure out the rest of it. One, two. I enjoy video games nowadays still. I do. I don't think it's too complicated. I just think that I enjoy those old games and the simplicity of it that much more.

Starting point is 00:28:15 So I just play those a lot more. I feel like they are for play. I play N64 and Xbox before I turn on my PS5. Yeah. Okay. Mom, did you hear about your about to to be in a cage match between Bert Keischer and Tom Seger's mom? No. No.

Starting point is 00:28:33 You have a new WWE pick this up? Yeah. You're hurt. Listen to the show. Mom, you got a, you got a, I don't know if you ever real. I heard that they thought we should be in a match. You thought, I think we're kind of like still pressing their mom. Their moms came on and said it's fucking on.

Starting point is 00:28:48 Like, don't come. Why don't we know they did? I don't think they did. So you're on record as you would have heard them. No, I'm not. No. No. No.

Starting point is 00:28:58 No. No. Yeah, that's what kind of fighter is Donna Kelsey. What are we just saw it? What do you mean? Are you trying hands? Are you are fun? No fight. That's true. That's how we do it. I give much to the first hand.

Starting point is 00:29:16 I mean, you have to you have to do whatever you can when you're in a house with two big kids that are taller than you. There you go. There you go. There you go. Well, our mom comes in peace if your mom's coming peace. Okay. We don't want to hurt anybody. For sure.

Starting point is 00:29:32 Shout out to two bears in one cave. The 92%ers really enjoyed us talking about Cedar Point as kids. Oh, that was a blast. And me being on a leash growing up, and you are explaining what you told being on a leash growing up. Can you explain why you don't remember? No, you were on a leash for only like one festival. Yeah. Because we were scared to death. You were going to run off with the caronies. But it was this was this also close in time to when

Starting point is 00:30:00 I had gotten lost at the. Yes. Yeah. I, your brother had just gotten lost year before in a cop car pulled him up and said it's your kid. Yeah, and I was scared enough because you would just run off. I couldn't catch you, Trevor. You were so fast. Oh, man. You told me if you get lost, go right here. You would always tell me, right before we got into so in my mind, I'm like, I can run off. And you were somewhere in between one and two. You started walking it eight months and you were just a terror. You know, eight months, you were little. We couldn't find you. You would dip in an attic, hars and I'm like, I can't, I can't have you dying.

Starting point is 00:30:39 So, yeah, that's what we did. It was a short six month period until you understood how dangerous it was. What kind of leash was it? It was a harness. It wasn't a leash. We didn't have a leash around it. It wasn't the same one. It wasn't the one that Bell had

Starting point is 00:30:54 that like the hardest you pulled them or like choked or something. It was a choked harness. It was a harness on over shoulders and around his. I can just see me just cotton candy in my hand just blue mouth and just getting choked is. No, it's just like.

Starting point is 00:31:11 It was a short six month period because and it was only when there were a lot of traffic we were going to somewhere or whatever. I couldn't carry you. You were just too heavy. Sorry. I didn't want to be carried. I was ready to rock or whatever. I couldn't care you. You were just too heavy. Sorry. I don't know what I didn't want to be carried. I was I was ready to rock and roll. Jason never on a leash. It ever think like no, I need to put Jason on a leash. I got lost. Yeah, but that was that was only one time. Why don't you take it last? It was because this was when he told me when to come back. At least they told you were to come back. There

Starting point is 00:31:43 just this was I guess he let's go on. Was it at the Ohio State Fair? It was a, it was a either County Fair or State Fair for you to. Well, remember, you also got lost on the turnpike on our way to Chicago. I get lost. I was in the place that you left.

Starting point is 00:31:57 You guys left me. Is the difference of that one. I made the mistake of giving both of you because you would wind about quarters. There wasn't, you know, there were video games or weren't video games that you could have in the car yet. So I would give you a stack of $10 worth of quarters. And I said, when the quarters are gone,

Starting point is 00:32:15 that's it, you can't play anymore. The plan is over. Well, yeah. So he had a stack of coins. I had to go to the bathroom. I got out of the car. We were in the minivan. There were, you know, both Jason and Ed were asleep in the car.

Starting point is 00:32:30 You were in the back or something like that with the Sleeping bag over your head. I got out went to the bathroom came back in. I saw every all the bags They're in everything and I thought I saw all three heads and sure enough I drove off and you immediately stood straight up and you're like, Jason, we left the bag at the home rolling style. Yeah. Yeah. It was a prick move. I definitely could have, I definitely could have told you before you hit the ramp on to the freeway. Yeah. I waited until you got on the freeway. And I'll'll just say wait, where's Jason?

Starting point is 00:33:07 You must really So you know how it goes you have to you have to go 20 miles that way on a turnpike Flip of you yeah, so I'm on the other side of the turnpike yelling do you have him? Got out and ran back he did he ran two miles back to his place. Frogger. There's no way you ran two miles. Not two miles. Yeah. The first time the story was told it was half a mile. Then it went to a mile. Now it's migrated up to two. We got to stop the blasphemers. No way dad ran two miles. All the kids. He went to Ohio. He was grabbing his chest. And I thought he was going to have a heart attack. I'm like, oh, he's just, he's just, he's the worst at it. His hem and direction is just not. How do you know how old Jason was when he got lost?

Starting point is 00:33:46 Two blocks from home. Yeah, that was, you had to be in first grade because both of you were going to Fairfax at the time. So he must have been in third grade. And he was, he was in third grade. And he was in third grade. And he was in third grade. And he was in third grade.

Starting point is 00:34:04 And he was in third grade. had to be in first grade because both of you were going to Fairfax at the time. So he must have been in third grade. Yeah. So it's very- Third grade, and I used to drive every day because I wanted to make- Third grade, you're the eight-year-old. I mean, I love that.

Starting point is 00:34:18 I wanted to make sure you got there. You would walk home, but I made sure I drove you there because the school was close enough to walk. Yeah. And I just wanted to make sure you weren't lolligagging and not going to get to school. And so I got tired of it. He wasn't ready. And I said, that's it. I'm tired of waiting. We're going to be late. So I took off. I was going to turn around and come back and get them. But he ran across the street to a neighbor and got a ride and I get a call from the principal. This is McBee and she's like, your son is here and the neighbor drove him. I'm like, I was going to go kid him.

Starting point is 00:34:52 I don't even remember this one. I was thinking of a different one. Apparently I've been involved with him. No, this is your thing. This is what you do. You just get lost. Get lost. Yeah, but he doesn't run abandoningly into cars and the and the street. I didn't have to

Starting point is 00:35:06 put a harness on him. I did. You showed no fear whatsoever of anything. So, but don't put a harness on Ellie. Yeah. Let her flank. She must have flanked because she got her get out there. She wants to play. She's going to leave either runner. play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play.

Starting point is 00:35:30 She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play.

Starting point is 00:35:38 She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. She wants to play. Yeah, oh my God, the person such a perfect answer. I don't think it could have been any better. I love you both just the same. Well, thank you for coming on mommy. We love give it up. I'm about to see you little one 2023.

Starting point is 00:36:05 Give it up for mom. Kelsen 2023 everybody. Jason. Hi. Hi. Hi. Good to see you. It's nice.

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Starting point is 00:38:38 He is the person responsible for teaching us everything we know, but most importantly, how to fight the Kelsey way. Please welcome back to the show Papa Kelsey. Hey, big head. Hey, rockin is Cleveland Heights football, Polo, two thousand and three booster club champion right here. I just remember trying to sell all those cards and all that mulch for Cleveland Heights. Well mulch was for the cross. Yeah, what was football? Football was a Georgios fresh.

Starting point is 00:39:10 No, the disc golfers. The Georgios was definitely one of the people on this card. Subway was on that car. There was a whole bunch of Cleveland Heights businesses or businesses around the area that were willing to team up with the Cleveland Heights football boosters and get some money back to the high school. And Big Hat, did you go into subway and ask them if they wanted to? Like, how did that all come out?

Starting point is 00:39:30 I didn't have anything to do with the cards. What I did was I developed, I didn't develop, but I made a program for every home game. Yeah, remember those, okay? That had some offers on the back of the program. And I sold advertising in the program, yep, to, to genitals, to, uh, to drug you know, to get on the notches, which is a garage. I went to anybody where we get a little bit of cash,

Starting point is 00:39:56 but I get a, I get a bundle in trade. So I would get like, maybe, maybe I get $200 some genitals, but they give me $500 in credit. That was also we could feed you guys every week. Oh, nice. Yeah, that's how we fund a driver manipulative system. Did we ever benefit personally from the government's credit? Did the Kessie household know? No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:40:20 David, I would give all the money to David and Ler and let him in with that. Nice. Yeah. Well, yeah, let's go ahead and get to how I ruined Christmas for you, big guy. Go ahead, Jason. All right. He, um, how is Christmas? We first of all in Kansas City. I haven't really spoken to you that much. Um, since then, but how is Christmas this year for you, pop? We're very nice. I got a couple super bulk trophies. We don't, baby. There we go. Right to the presence. Yeah, I decided that it would have been very shitty little brother of me to get the Vince

Starting point is 00:40:52 Lombardi of last year's Super Bowl. He got both of the... You didn't get the other... You got the Minnesota and the Miami one. The first one for both of you guys. That's all I need. Well, that's two more than I have I still don't have a Lamberti trophy

Starting point is 00:41:09 I never ended up getting the The specialty ones made. Where do you go to have those made? I know you want to say it on this you know Yeah, just know it. Yeah It's their authentic though. They're real deal. So big pops you like, like Tiffany real deal. Oh, yeah, you know, baby, okay, you know it. We mentioned in your intro, dad, that one of your nicknames was Willy Wonka. Yeah, and that was, I don't, I don't remember that one. Well, that was

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Starting point is 00:42:19 Yeah, what you do you show up bottles of whiskey. I was show up with honeybeck ham certificates and if you had any gifts from the vendors that is Dyle I've always had some some flashlights and stuff to hand out RMI would have coffee monks stuff like you know your dish and all stuff like that Yeah, you go around your bite lunches for the for the crews on the floor And you that's all you do for that six, seven weeks there. And that's when iPods came out. And you got at least Jason's,

Starting point is 00:42:51 one of the iPods. Yeah. But the iPods were like 400 goddamn dollars. Yeah, they're expensive. They came in there pretty easily. This is before they started making them in China. This is when they started making them in US. Then, and you also wanted those carbon fiber hockey sticks,

Starting point is 00:43:08 the synergies. The synergies. The synergies. They're like 130 bucks. So I figured, well, I gotta get a part-time job. We're gonna pull this off. And I just looked in the newspaper and saw that there was a kiosk open,

Starting point is 00:43:23 C's candy, which I had no idea who it was, but they were opening a key ask for the holiday season, which was perfect. And so, I went in and applied. And did they ask for your candy experience? No, no, no. Did you have to say, very expensive candy peeps? You had to pass a very basic math. Okay.

Starting point is 00:43:48 Okay. So, so you can add stuff up and charge on the right price, you know what I mean? Nice. Yeah. That's the damage. That was the biggest thing. I had no idea what C's candy was. First night I'm working there.

Starting point is 00:43:59 We've got the, the, and these, these, I say girls are probably in their their 20s late 20s or 30s. Sure. Started coming down that particular section of the mall and which starts screaming when they saw the seas. Oh wow. And running. All right. Big seas. Okay. Seas. I didn't know I love it. And they were automatically grab all kinds of the toffee yes were always their favorites That was what the top the top is top yes Tofu little things like cat turds I think I know what you're talking about actually yeah, and then it was it was only about a week till the

Starting point is 00:44:40 So the lady that they had hired as the manager for that, they basically had hired her for, you know, showing up working an hour and a half and charging him for the whole day and leaving. And so they offered me, you want to be the manager? I said, fine, I can do this. Nice. What is your affiliation with C's candy now? Because I just got some for Christmas from you.

Starting point is 00:45:01 Well, because I go there and I'm just an ambassador now. I'm just a guy buying candy for his kids. What is your favorite item at C's candy? Killa and truffles. Killa and truffle. I thought you were gonna go peanut brittle. No, that's just when he couldn't sell, so we brought that home. Can you buy truffles? No, no, no. I would buy it by the small boxes and bring them home because you guys absolutely loved it. It was good. It was good. It was good. Still is. Do we have any update on the explanation of diapers? I think because I was there was a religious organization at St. Joseph's

Starting point is 00:45:38 spring religion into this. There's no way religion has anything to do. You want to hear this or not? Yes, I do. You want to tell the story or should I? Sorry, you got it that. No, you can go. Thank you. It was close to Dallity, and I was on the Dallity Committee. What's the Dallity? It's the Blessed Mother.

Starting point is 00:45:53 It's a society. The society of Mary is where the Mary and his brothers were the Grand Saint Joseph High School. OK. And Dallity is, and this is, this is, it's not unique to a high school. This is common. This is common in the Catholic faith. Okay. And so, what is this? I'm getting there. He's getting to try this. I'm making this I was the youngest guy. I was the only freshman. Oh, yes. And all the seniors decided to call me diapers.

Starting point is 00:46:36 That makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. So you so you didn't shit your pants on the altar. No. All right. on the altar. No. All right. We know how I guess. Sometimes that's wine just runs right through you. You know, you're not going to. All right. All right.

Starting point is 00:46:57 All right. This is the first time you've been back on the show since we told stories of getting kicked out of preschool. And the 92%ers have been dying for your perspective. What do you remember from both of us getting kicked out of preschool? What do you mean, what do I remember all of it? Well, yeah, I mean, I guess tell that story.

Starting point is 00:47:15 You just told the Sadiah C story and just tell that one now. Well, Jason gets in a fight every year. I mean, first grade. Ever in a fight? Jason gets in a fight every year. I mean, first grade. I've been. Jason got in a fight every year. Jason gets in a fight. I'd have to go in to see the see the principal talk. I went on over the first year.

Starting point is 00:47:33 I took her mother with me. Bad idea. Why? Right. Well, they're all scot you doing more time. And you know, they're argued, argued with them about this. What do you want? One mom went in there with two thumbs? Yeah, I'm yeah, what happened to the other guy?

Starting point is 00:47:50 I can't do it. The kid decided the fight is in the hospital. That didn't do us any good not to get start So after we got out of that one, I told your mother you're never doing this again The Jason gets a trouble all handled ledge. So this happened in the preschool one when I stand here with the sport. No, that I don't know about the you're you're you're on elementary school when you were when you were yeah suspended not

Starting point is 00:48:16 tossed out. Okay, so I'll ask the question again. Yeah, no, I mean I've been in his defense. We did go we did already go over everything about. It's all the same. This sport is in his part. I got nothing down on that. Yeah, nothing to add. What was the worst trouble you remember getting into when you were a chance we're going there. Come on. All right. What's a good story? What's a good story? What's a good story? All right. What's a good story? 60 years old at this point. It can't be that. All right. Oh, yeah. There was a supermarkets. You used to have this thing where they would and it was in conjunction with the with the local TV station. They were print out cards about

Starting point is 00:49:00 with numbers on kind like bingo cards, but they were all relative to a race, a horse race. Okay, a horse race. You didn't know what track, you didn't know anything about it, but what you tuned in as a certain time on a Thursday evening and for five minutes, or a horse one. And they would throw this horse race out there, which might have been 30 years ago at a track in California. All right, smart. Yeah, if we should remember horse one. which might have been 30 years ago in a track in California.

Starting point is 00:49:25 All right, smart. Yeah, which I remember, horse one. Well, my father worked, my father, as a messenger for Brings, we'll go to all those grocery stores, and he would bring home a pack of these things. These things, you know, did you go to the table? Is what these things were.

Starting point is 00:49:41 So I saw them in school. You're selling phonet, phonet, eh? So yeah, that was my brief. My brief experience is a bookie, you got a card? I got a card. What was the punishment? The punishment was I got grounded for a while. Did the nonssketch you though?

Starting point is 00:50:08 Oh, yeah. I mean, I think the none was the first one to come in. Did you get the ruler? Oh, yeah. Well, you get the ruler just looking the wrong way. You know, what's the next step up from the ruler? I don't know. That pretty much got everybody in line.

Starting point is 00:50:21 I gotcha. That was enough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dad, you've been, you've been DMing the new lights, social media accounts, which I'm impressed that you know how to send a DM and you know how to send a post to somebody.

Starting point is 00:50:36 But they're, they've been, they've all been about outer space. Every single one of them have been articles about. The last week I just, I saw another thing about study about they have heard something. They have heard something. Now nobody's claiming that this is what they hear anything or than just I don't want to jump the conclusions. That's right. But over here, it's it doesn't appear to be man made, but you know, in the way it repeats, they said, it's very

Starting point is 00:51:04 interesting, but you know in the way it repeats they said it's very interesting. But it was interesting that there's a news article about it. So what, what was the publication of the news article? I don't know something online. I mean, I don't think I saw it on people. Oh, that's not very reliable actually. But you believe it's aliens. That's why you sent, actually. No. But you believe it's aliens. That's why you send it to the new Heights page. I send it to new Heights page because you told everybody about me listening with the computer. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:35 That's good. So that was a, you know, I thought that was a, are you aware that we don't run the new Heights social like we don't answer the it's just just just just Jake. Jake from state farmers. No, I don't think this guy wears khakis. Wait less important, but still very important. He's way more important to us. Jake. This is great. So is that the Jake complaining about the DMs? No, he actually thought it was very enlightening actually. Very much a big fan of it. Yeah. He enjoyed every bit of it. Dad, do you think they were aliens?

Starting point is 00:52:15 I don't know from what I read in this article. Nobody knows. This could be this very well, could just be a natural phenomenon, but it is unique in that they haven't heard this before. All right. Well, that's fair. Let's get to some Christmas stuff. We didn't talk any Christmas stuff. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:34 What are your favorite Christmas traditions that we used to do at the house? Growing up. Yeah. That's a good question. Oh, when we would go over on Coventry and buy stuff for your mom. Yep. That was awesome. I love doing that. Coventry and buy stuff for your mom. Yep. That was a lot of fun. I love doing that.

Starting point is 00:52:46 Coventure was great because there was a bunch of stores. You know, right in the row, you could just knock it all out. They had the door store right there. Big fun. And they even had a little bit of jewelry. A big fun. If I don't have a hand in there, everything was a good one. It was such a great. Is that still there?

Starting point is 00:53:01 The pressers. It's downtown now. No, they don't think it's that kind of fun. There's a very similar store, though, downtown that I remember walking past. Is that still there the pressers it's downtown now There's a very similar store though downtown that I remember walking past someone was like oh my gosh It just reminded me a big fun. There's yeah, and there's one over my beach when ballroom Okay, there's a little shop in there. There's got a lot of they don't have the candy is something they got a lot of the older toys and things There you go. Well, we're just taking you down Cleveland Heights history, ladies and gentlemen. Some of the some of the fun things that we remember as a kid were the blueberry muffins that mom's used to make.

Starting point is 00:53:32 Every single every single Christmas morning. Yes. On the honeybeat ham. Am I misremembering? Do we? I feel like we always had the honeybeat ham cooked. Like we always ate it warm. Am I.

Starting point is 00:53:44 Well, you're taking on that? You buy it cooked. All right, it's okay. It's when you come home, bring it home. Yeah. Okay. Now if you had a huge family, you could put the whole ham wrapped up in that foil in the oven and let it let the whole thing warm up that way.

Starting point is 00:53:59 Yeah. But there's no way we're gonna eat that much ham. Right. That's when I would start, I would line a pan of baking sheet with foil Cut off a bunch of slices put them down put a new brown sugar extra brown sugar on there some fine That was so good warm it up So we would make sandwiches. Yes, so because Kylie's family eats a cold and it like is that's not uncommon

Starting point is 00:54:23 I know apparently it's super common. Which one is what do you like it more? You like it? I'm better. I like brown sugar melted on top. Yes. Yeah, that makes sense. All right. Never mind. What is your favorite Christmas movie and is die hard to Christmas movie? Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. It's a wonderful view that takes place at Christmas time. Yeah. That movie would have been a hit no matter when they did a Christmas movie. It's a wonderful view that takes place at Christmas time. Yeah, when it says that movie would have been a hit no matter when they did it. Exactly. It's just a song at the beginning in the end was pretty cool. Yeah, you know, that sounds like you think it's a Christmas movie. I think I'll watch it around Christmas because we're not wrong with that.

Starting point is 00:55:00 Are you take what are you taking dad? Uh die hard or four brothers? Scrooge. Scrooge. The Bill Murray action. Yes. Scrooge. That's your favorite. That's my favorite. What's your favorite Bill Murray movie? My favorite bill probably crowned on day. It's gotta be king pin dad. It's gotta be king. King pin is so good. Caddyshack. Caddyshack. Yeah. Caddyshack. The Caddyshack is bigger than just Bill. Like Bill's not the main guy in Caddyshack.

Starting point is 00:55:31 But he jagged. Goofy. All right. Well, before we let you go, big guy, have you enjoyed your your Reese's endorsement? All the guests are wonderful. I'm not I'm trying not to eat that many sweets now. Yeah, right.

Starting point is 00:55:47 Reese's how about you cut it the fuck out. But But Send in this man all is Resistable Irresistible Candy. I did spread the candy around the neighborhood and but the Jordan ever went to went to Sussanoo that is a clinic on on the south side of Philly nice

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Starting point is 00:56:35 There we go. All right. All right. All right. I love you guys. Love you. Bye. It's time to talk about our next sponsor.

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Starting point is 00:59:34 most listened to and watched episode of all time, which makes her the greatest guest ever. And she's back for her second time and for good reason. She's the queen of the North, the Duchess of Delco. Princess Diana, Kylie Kelsey ladies and gentlemen, making her highly anticipated return to New Heights. Please welcome Kylie Kelsey. Kylie, you got to clap for yourself. Why are you yelling at me? Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:06 That is asleep. Oh, good. Oh, no. That's a whole noisy thing. How was Christmas? Christmas was great. Yeah. Yeah, how was your Christmas trip?

Starting point is 01:00:15 Fuck, the worst. I'm not going to lie. I've had better. But it ended well. It ended well with good Christmas cheer and great people. That's always going to save Christmas and matter of. If you lose to the Raiders or not. Okay.

Starting point is 01:00:35 But we've been asking everyone else Christmas. Did Santa come to the Kelsey household? He did. He did. Ooh. He did. There was a question of whether or not presence would be there in the morning. Yep. But they were.

Starting point is 01:00:52 They were there. Santa's stuff, I, not a single ounce of coal was left. So dodged a bullet there. That's the one. How helpful has Jason Ben in Christmas shopping? Oh, honest, you want to be... did Jason get you a gift? He did. What?

Starting point is 01:01:15 Yeah, more than you. More than one. He got me... I'm wearing one of the necklace right now. He is sexy sand over there. I'm wearing one of the necklace right now. The necklace is a bad man. He is sexy, say it over there. I'm right now. Yes, he is. What was the necklace?

Starting point is 01:01:31 It's a little necklace from my favorite jewelry store. Love that. Love that. It's a Kelsey. It comes. It is. I've heard that this was the mom of Kelsey. Give it like every single year.

Starting point is 01:01:44 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jason got me this necklace and he also got me a transformer. He got me Optimus Prime. I did. Oh, is it the Optimus that Yes, change that turns into the car. Yeah, the robot. Nice. Yes. I'm very excited about it. But is it voice command?

Starting point is 01:02:17 Yes. Here's the problem. The kids are terrified of it. We had it on for approximately 30 seconds, and there was just absolute screams of terror, and we had to immediately turn it off. So we haven't gotten to appreciate it. No, it's been in the box,

Starting point is 01:02:37 and every time they come downstairs and see the box, they're like, it's in the box, and I'm like, yes, it's in the box. You're not gonna turn on the robot, no, I'm not gonna turn on the robot every single time. You're not going to turn on the robot. No, I'm not going to turn on the robot Every single time We'd have to turn it on every time they what were the favorite gifts for the girls Would you see him light up for everything? I mean, there's there wasn't a wide-ass for rainbow bear She did she flipped her Santa

Starting point is 01:02:59 aka Chuck Hammond Is that we got that yeah, because he went into the building. And he saved our asses the night before. And he's at the mall. And he hooked it up because that was a last minute ask. Yeah, it was. It was. Yeah, that's a barbie.

Starting point is 01:03:18 Correct. Which he got one. Ellie was asking for dinosaurs. And we got a lot of dinosaurs. Probably dinosaurs. Remember when I didn't blow up your spot about being involved in Christmas shopping. Yeah, I managed that the way I managed that tone Can you explain to everybody how it works for NFL families when you have a Christmas game?

Starting point is 01:03:47 Did you guys open gifts at home later after the Eagles game? Or how did that work for you guys this year? So our plan up until probably Saturday was to do Christmas completely on the 26th. So basically to pretend that it wasn't happening on the 25th and then suddenly that's Christmas Eve and the following morning after the game, Jason would be home for the full day and we would get to do the full Christmas morning and then into Christmas dinner.

Starting point is 01:04:22 We lucked out and his schedule allowed him to be home Monday morning. So we were able to do gifts Monday morning. And then dinner, the 26. We still did dinner, the 26, because obviously we were a little busy. And then, you know, he likes to lolly gag. So we were at the stadium until 10 o'clock. Just in the, you've hidden the steamer. Yes, coughing has beard. Oh, no, I don't know. Just take him one time. Literally just mochi with my teammates. Like we said earlier, Kyle's episode on New Heights is our most popular show. And the Nineteen percenters have been dying to ask you all sorts of

Starting point is 01:05:04 questions, Kai. Oh, yeah. That's your last episode. Um, so we're going to do a little 92% of his question and answer session. Of course. The first one is a follow up comment from our episode earlier in the week. That's right. From at Molly Rose, 4567, a thousand percent chance, Kels already misplaced his Rolex at New Heights. Yeah. Kylie, did Jason already lose his Rolex that he just got for Christmas?

Starting point is 01:05:34 No, it's upstairs by the time you're I showed it to the one that you showed it to, I showed it to, I had no idea he got a role. I showed it to your dad last night at the dinner. Was I still sitting at the table? I don't think so. The answer is no. That's not the cleaning up. I'm talking there around the pause. It's as well.

Starting point is 01:06:00 I will say, I will say his Super Bowl Rolex, which is what I thought you were referring to. That is one thing that he consistently, I would say, can locate, which is astonishing. It is astonishing. I'm not going to lie because he doesn't wind it. We got the box. That was one of the Christmas presents from a few Christmas ago. I got a winding box. Oh, nice. It just stays on the right date and time. I just landed there. Yeah. You wear it. Well, I leave one I'm not wearing it. Okay. I was gonna say. You actually get that back. That's impressive.

Starting point is 01:06:36 Yeah. All right. Well, there you go. If you have a guy in your family that has a watch, get him a watch. Winder for Christmas. And who actually use it. Kylie, did you see that the Olympic gold medalist skier, Michaela Schifrin, I can't do it too far away, I think it's Schifrin, offered to help teach you? You can zoom in on that, right? You can't, I've tried. Oh, well, okay, well, then you better get your eyes checked. I don't know what else to tell you. Right here, I'll ask you. Kylie, did you see that the Olympic gold medal

Starting point is 01:07:07 is the skier offered her help to teach you? I did not see this. I only saw this because it popped up in some new heights developments. Oh, nice. She follow us on social. It's on my for you page. So, yeah, please, can you follow us on social. It's on my, my, for you page. So, yeah, please, can you, it's, it can you explain how amazing you were by the end of it though?

Starting point is 01:07:32 The sarcasm is something behind the mic. Okay. Here's the deal. If it, is there anything you want to add to the story? No, I really feel like besides the fact that this man, okay. This man, what am I getting for? Besides the fact that this man was out there yelling at me? I was right yelling at you. It's coaching you. Aggressively. This man was out there. Yes. It's a little bit of a yell. This man was out there. Yes. It's a little bit of a yo. This man was out.

Starting point is 01:08:05 What we talked about, so I talked to, why it didn't ill it. Pizza! Pizza! It's not a yo, what's it? Man was trying to explain to me about how to cut on the outside edge. Because it's a pro move right there.

Starting point is 01:08:21 It's a pro skier move. Here's the problem, Travis. I'm not an ice skater either. So he was trying to explain it in ice hockey skating terms and it wasn't clicking shocker. So if it were not for Killy, I might get it. She does save the day. Kili Anderson all props to her. She is the only reason that I made it out of Asmital Life. I'm assuming most people have skied. I had never even clipped into skis before or been in skiing boots. They have like a tilt forward so that you're constantly

Starting point is 01:09:02 sort of on your toes. Quad's a burning for sure. Here's the problem with that. If you try to sit down, your butt does not touch the ground. Nope. I found that out the hard way when I got off the ski lift and immediately tried to bail onto my ass. Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 01:09:19 Can't go back. You got to the side. No. I must have been in a aerodynamic, like fully folded down aerodynamic position for a good 10 seconds before I was like, it's not working. It has to bail out sideways. There you go. Uh huh.

Starting point is 01:09:38 That was the moment I should have turned around. I should have gotten my ass right back on that ski. No, no, no, no, I'm not going to be that ski lap. But the problem is that I love a challenge. I love a challenge. And if someone's like physically, you should be able to do this. I'm like, then I can do it. And that is exactly what happened.

Starting point is 01:09:55 And you did it. And you do it. I will say, I think you were, I think you said it took me 45 minutes to get down that mountain. I think you were being generous. I think it took me like a good hour. Maybe I was I was being extremely generous. Kylie, we got to the bottom. We got to the bottom of the hill 45 minutes before you did.

Starting point is 01:10:13 That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I think, yeah, I'll tell you what there was. I had like five beers by the time I was at the bottom of the hill. When we finally saw you like in plain sight. That was a scariest part because that's where everybody all of the hills like merged and I was like, there was a lot of traffic in the bottom of the zone. I was like, I got all the binoculars and was ready for a swing. There was one period.

Starting point is 01:10:39 There was one. There was one more electric. There was one steep drop off. I probably like 25 30 minutes. Yeah. And it was a pretty short a like short part of the hill. But I think it's where we had like the there's a mountain. I need you to be some funny. I think it was the moment where Jason was like war not waiting for you. And I was going and veered left. And if you veered too far left,

Starting point is 01:11:10 you were going off the edge of the mountain. Yeah. And I had this moment of, I think I should be here. I'll fall in love with you. I never saw that. It was like I remember this. It was a drop off. I do remember this.

Starting point is 01:11:23 It was trees and then a drop off. There was a steep ass drop off too. I remember it was a drop off. I do remember it was trees and then a drop off. There was a steepest drop off too. I remember this. And that was the moment I went sideways on the edge of the hill mountain and looked up at the clouds and was like, I think I should have gotten back on the ski lift. And to me, not to mention, like Jason said,

Starting point is 01:11:43 I was in pizza the whole way down. I've had two hip surgeries. I'm not equipped to be at that angle, but that one while pushing against the snow. It was hot mess expressed on the hill mountain. What? What? What? Fuck yeah. At the end, at the end, at the end, the worst part was the little skiers come and pass me. Oh yeah, the little ones, the kids just fly in, they were flying.

Starting point is 01:12:17 And it was right at the end where you guys are talking about because it's where the fast people merged with the slightly slower people. No, not for 100%. And I came out to merge, and I'll tell you what, these four year olds are just zipping past me and I was like, you know what, big tree fall hard, okay? That's why I'm scared and you're fine. And that was, that's how I comforted my tree. My tree fall hard.

Starting point is 01:12:41 My favorite part of the entire day was getting skis and just knowing that you were not even supposed to be on this mountain. No woman literally looked at me and said, you shouldn't be here with a dead like dead face. I was like, you shouldn't be here. You should not been here. It was like, you should not be here. She said, how much experience do you have? I said, none. She said, you shouldn't be here. And then I sort of glanced around

Starting point is 01:13:12 at the eight other people that we were with and was like, well, they're not leaving. So I'm not leaving. And if you can't beat them, join them. You gotta be a trooper. And you were a fucking trooper. Well, let's get to our next one. From at Julie Hajjad,

Starting point is 01:13:29 8600, we also need the shark story room, Gailio. Jason is the best storyteller, but how did it feel that Jason left you out in the middle of the infested waters and on the mountain twice, two times. Yeah. Well, I mean, in defense, she was nowhere near the shark. So I didn't really leave her in a compromised, what is it?

Starting point is 01:13:55 She was nowhere near the shark mean. She was in the same water he was. It definitely was. So you were in a sea cally and you could see the shark. Yes. That's hard to see. That's how far away it was. No, it wasn't. It was show. Yes. That was hard to see. That's how far she was. No, it wasn't.

Starting point is 01:14:06 It was hard to see. It was hard to see her. Let me tell you why it was hard to see me. Because this man was in and out of the water a million times, because he couldn't stay up on his board. If the shark would have been anywhere near you, I would have jumped in and attacked him. It is the fastest I've ever seen a big man move

Starting point is 01:14:23 was when he would fall in the water and then have to get back up on his board. Because the boy, he was not saying in and attacked. It is the fastest I've ever seen a big man move was when he would fall in the water and then have to get back up on his board because he was not staying in that water. Okay. Slava, Slava. This is before the shark. He could not stay in the water. Every time he fell in, it was full panic

Starting point is 01:14:37 to get his ass back up on that board. He could not stay up. And to his defense, he was paddling out and It was our understanding that if you were paddling out into the ocean that it was harder to stay up And if you were paddling in with the waves, it was much easier. Yeah, this man But like we're just out there sort of going around Paddling checking out what was underneath us and I turn around and this man is Scurrying I was like oh look at him go. He's not even

Starting point is 01:15:16 And all I all I said to him was are you done and he was like Did you say that's what you gave her? Well, she was so far away from me. I don't know. It was hard to fear what she said. Because she was so far away from the shark. So it was hard to tell what she said. As he was paddling past me. He had to paddle past me to get into the short.

Starting point is 01:15:37 He had to paddle past me and he didn't say anything. But I was out there. I was with the shark. It was me and that one guy and everybody else's have you have you gone back in the ocean with Jason since Not with Jason Who'd you go in the ocean with myself? All right, well what was worse than Being left on a mountain or being left in the ocean. I feel like him not mentioning that there was a shark on his way past me

Starting point is 01:16:03 Is a little bit worse because it is an imminent threat to my life. I would have mentioned it in my life. This was, I feel like this is a... I was nowhere near you. It was a threat to you. It was a threat to you. It was a threat to you, Kylie.

Starting point is 01:16:15 It was only a threat to Jason. I feel like... Well, that's because I was next to the shark. I feel like this... Have you ever heard the... How you get away from a bear? You just have to be faster than the slowest person? Oh, okay, yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:29 I've heard of that one too. I was his slowest person. No. He was like every man for himself at the very least I know once I get past. I don't want to ruin your experience. You were so far away from the shark. You having so much fun.

Starting point is 01:16:42 I didn't want to ruin the entire experience for you. Yeah, you got to keep positive vibes out in Hawaii. Yeah, I was fine with it. I knew they were out there as long as I don't see them. I'm good. Nice. Yeah. Honestly, if I did see them, I'd be a little fascinated, but I don't want to see them. I've seen one out there. You saw one? One what? What kind of shark was it? It was like a, I wanna say it was like a bull shark. It was like a, it's not a good one to see. It might have been a bull shark. It was one of the most aggressive ones.

Starting point is 01:17:14 It was the most, no. It was like a five footer. It's probably like a five footer. Nope. That is it. That is it. It looked like a great white, but it was about a five footer. It looked like you hit white.

Starting point is 01:17:24 You know what I mean? It didn't look like a hammerhead shark. You know what I mean? It looked like a five footer. It looked like you read what? You know what I mean? Like it didn't look like a hammerhead shark. You know what I mean? Like it looked like a five footer in sharp breeds. Yeah, I don't know. It's a five footer. Yeah, it's a five footer. Yeah. Well, the guy that was snorkeling and showing us all the reefs and everything said he knew a shark lived down here in this cave. So he just went down there and just like mess with it a little bit to get it to like come out of the cave. The guy came out of the cave and the shark went right back in.

Starting point is 01:17:49 Again, he's got to be faster than the slowest person, Kylie. Just remember that. That's it. That's what he said. Kylie slower than me. I'm gonna just scoot on past her and then I'm safe. You got the next one. From at Suzy underscore R, I need Kylie college reaction to Jason being nominated to sexiest man alive

Starting point is 01:18:08 Please Has Jason changed since receiving this huge honor. Yeah, he has changed. I can see it in his eyes. Am I more glowing? You are You look fabulous with your helmet. It's great. He has not changed. I am on record for saying that I knew this I mean, I married him guys. All right now a bunch all the women that passed up on this Mine Yeah, I knew this this is there's no brainer to me. Um, yeah You still mine There's no brainer to me. Yeah. You're so mine. Did he does he look sexier than he's ever been?

Starting point is 01:18:48 Or is it kind of like starting a fade? I will say it's fading a little bit. No, I'm a this is. This is another time where it's just he. It's a pain in the ass. He's aging like fine wine. Like silver fox situation. And when we first started eating,

Starting point is 01:19:09 he would have a random gray in his beard and he would let me pull it. And as I was pulling it, he would tell me how excited he was to get gray and to like go white. And I was like, oh gray hair, that's weird. And now I'm like, you son of a bitch. Yeah, like, hurry that up.

Starting point is 01:19:29 He's like salt and pe- Well, he's like salt and pe- Yeah, like hurry that up. He's like salt and pe- I'm like hurry that up. He's like salt and pe- I'm like hurry that up. He's like salt and pe-

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Starting point is 01:19:47 Brian Sanchez Good old B Sanchez can we get a reaction from Kylie on the jacket she modeled for $100,000 Did you have any idea that the jacket we get that kind of reaction? Absolutely not. Yeah, I am extremely grateful Diana's jacket would go for a hundred thousand dollars Absolutely not. Yeah, I am extremely grateful to have a thing for this. I think this Diana's jacket would go for a hundred thousand dollars. That would be insane. That would go for, that would go from, would you? Million easy. Would you make an offer on it? No. I'm not worthy.

Starting point is 01:20:21 You got your own. I modeled that jacket because Brian Hammond of the Ecos Autos and Foundation said that they would use this as an opportunity to raise money for the foundation. We had absolutely no idea that auctioning one off would be able to do that. Like Jason has said, the Mackelhenny's have been involved in a couple things involving EIF. And it's so amazing to have their support. Yeah, I mean, it's mind-boggling. I can't thank them enough for being that generous.

Starting point is 01:20:58 It's pretty absurd. Yeah. No, it was. It was the extremely absurd. And you killed it obviously Just a star in every form of the word Michael Pateghe at 80 19 mentioned that why didn't Jason bring jeans for Jason? Oh

Starting point is 01:21:20 Yeah, yep. It's Kylie's fault not She has three other children not four nice tried Jason Oh, yeah, yep. It's Kylie's fault, not. She has three other children, not four. Nice try, Jason. That doesn't sound like a question. Yeah, Jason. Yeah, Jason. Jason didn't bring jeans for Jason

Starting point is 01:21:36 because Jason thought that Jason was coming home in between. And he was actually getting surprised by Honeybubbo. Yeah. So he didn't know that Bo was coming into town, and because of that he went to the hotel where Bo was. Straight there, yeah. To see him beforehand, have a little lunch, hang out. And that's where it will work.

Starting point is 01:21:59 And then I was late as per usual. Well, I got a lot of your point. And thanks, Travis. But I probably should have been on time for this. The party doesn't start to you get there. Kai, we all know that. That's right. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:22:14 Everyone else was early. We got a lot of comments from 92% or about them blaming the jeans on you. Matthew Kelsey premiere. I would just like to say, Travis, the way you had my back was. It was very good. In Red Bull. I wasn't gonna let this guy do that.

Starting point is 01:22:30 I wasn't gonna let this guy do that. I deeply appreciate it. That was very kind. Thank you. Just trying to be a good brother over here. Kai, do you got any New Year's resolutions? I don't think so. No, no. I don't, um. No, no.

Starting point is 01:22:45 I don't, um, we're not big on resolutions out here. I'm gonna be honest, social media has made it like this whole thing. I'm like, let's go to the gym and let's get fit. That's what I'm doing. To my, okay, well, I'm three weeks into the new year. I'm not eating bacon anymore.

Starting point is 01:23:01 What? Why? That's why. Why? Because it's, they said I've had way too many. I'm definitely still eating bacon. I will probably, I'll probably never have male again though. I'm over male. I'm done with it.

Starting point is 01:23:17 Do you ever eat male? No. No. It's male. But so he's giving up something he already doesn't do. This sounds like a... You had to sacrifice something. You know what this sounds like? This sounds like when you give up something for a lent, that's something that you don't

Starting point is 01:23:32 actually like, and to their forward is not a sacrifice. You don't know what lent is. What's lent? What's lent? A lent is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Lint is the, the, the, the interesting. Yes. Yes. Nice.

Starting point is 01:23:48 I don't have a new resolution, but I wish you luck in your, endeavors to give up mayonnaise. What are your favorite, Christmas traditions that you had growing up? We didn't have a whole lot of Christmas traditions. The one that we did have was that my dad and I would always go and get the tree.

Starting point is 01:24:04 Nice. We were a real tree family and we did not cut it down, but we would go into West Philly and pick a tree because it's cheaper there. West Philly, did you guys go out to like, Reading or like Lancaster? No, we didn't. No, I just don't want to actual throw out there. I heard there was a tree farm out there. Let me be clear, we've recently been the past couple of years we've gone to a Christmas tree farm

Starting point is 01:24:30 and it is dope like- Magical, fantastic, magical. It is so much fun. It is so much fun. Some of them do it right, you know? Some of them do it right. It really kick starts the holiday feeling because you get to go out there,

Starting point is 01:24:44 walk through a bunch of Christmas trees, just live in their lives, and then chop one down. And take home, it's carcass. It's so much fun. There you go. And by that, I mean, we get a fresh tree that lasts a really long time, and it's beautiful and smells delicious. Smiles amazing. We've gotten a bird's nest the last two years. Two years in a row.

Starting point is 01:25:03 Two years in a row? There's no bird in it. There's no bird in it. There's no bird in it. Oh, dead in the tree. Dead? Travis, he's kidding. Sure, girls went nuts over these dead birds. No, they know that day.

Starting point is 01:25:14 They don't know that day. They know that day. They think it's just like a stuffed animal. So they're just playing with it. Can you stop with the bed? It's not funny. There were there was. It's just an. All right. I'll stop there. And I'll tell you he had two birds living in his room.

Starting point is 01:25:29 No, he kid. Yeah, he had two birds. No, he didn't. There's two wild birds. Living in your because he loves. He keeps his he kept his window open. My room is so tidy. This tracks. And then flash got to him. Yeah. That is that is the one that's he doesn't tell many positive stories about pets.

Starting point is 01:25:55 Like whole he he's just not warm and fuzzy about pets. But about flash, he will tell the story about how he saw flash out the kitchen window, catch a bird mid flight and how he was forever impressed. Flash was a guy. This is a very impressive flash. I love Flash. Flash was a game. That's what he told me. I love Flash, yeah. Who was the other one Batman? What was the other one's name? There were, well Flash had a bunch of things. Batman was only there for like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A little bit of time. Maybe a little bit of time. I'm gonna talk with Flash. Flash was a cat.

Starting point is 01:26:27 Flash was a cat. Flash was the fastest cat. Sorry, Bryn, it's all good. Did I have a dog named Bell? It was never after Albert Bell? You don't tell many stories. The only stories you've told about Bell is how Bell used to get out

Starting point is 01:26:39 and then you guys figured out that you had to do a lap around the block in the minivan and then drive back into the backyard towards the garage to get her to run back into the yard. Like you had to make it a game of chase. No, we love Bill. We played. And he got bailed great exercise that Bill wasn't getting. Yeah, seriously. Poor Bill. We would do walks around the block with her. Would you? Did you get lost then or did she show you the way home? Well, if I stayed on my block I'll find that come on guys. I'm believe but

Starting point is 01:27:09 Now Bell was a really good dog. She was Trap you know my rule right we have an agreement here. You don't send us anything with a heartbeat We have that agreement right we came to terms about why we go right yeah, I said that if you I said you send anything with a heartbeat, what will happen? The next morning, there will be a full petting zoo on your front lawn and I stand by that, okay? I mean, I see a lot of animals you talk anyway. Like here's the deal. The fun ones are all right. No, here's the deal. I told Jason that I want to get a cat and he told me no. Here's the deal. I told Jason that I want to get a cat.

Starting point is 01:27:43 And he told me no. And I feel like you might like cats now. What color can I do? I don't want you to send a cat. I just want you to, I just want you to get on my team here. No, I believe you refer to it as, I believe you refer to it as team dummies. Team dummies the other day. Huh? Oh, yeah, the team dummies won one for team dummies.

Starting point is 01:28:12 We're in this. We're in this together. I will say this though. You get a you get a good cat like flash. You won't have any mice. You won't have any bird in the house. You hear this? Yeah. He wants an outdoor cat. That's a flash one. That's what flash was. We didn't know what flash was. He's your outdoor cat. He's better alive. Flash was an outdoor cat.

Starting point is 01:28:30 Flash was better outside. Flash was on the outside. We had canned food for months and flash lived off of that for years. I would do this. This is like, we actually never fed the cat. We didn't know flash fighting other cats. She was not an indoor cat. No, flash. The only time I saw your flash. The only time I saw the cat. We didn't know. I was fighting other cats. She was not a indoor cat.

Starting point is 01:28:45 No flat. The only time I saw your last indoor cat. If it's flesh be gone for like two weeks at a time, come to the back door and just mean. Yeah, like flesh. Yeah, what up? What have you been? Straight cat. Yeah, they're the most gangster. Okay. If we're going to do it, we are going to go to a adopt a cat. No, we're not.

Starting point is 01:29:07 He wants to go to a barn. Yes. If we're gonna do it because there's mice, so we're gonna have it be a working cat, we're going to go to an Amish barn that has a bunch of Embred cats that are gonna die in like four or five years, but they're gonna kill the shit out of the mice. Let's move this thing to a stamp of the week, baby. Moving on to wrapping things up here and handing out our new heights. Stamp of the mic. Let's move this thing to a stamp of the week, baby. Moving on to wrapping things up here handing out our new height

Starting point is 01:29:26 Stand for the week State Farm how about that talk to a stay farm agent today and learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan That's right like a good neighbor Kylie Stay for him is there Actually better than I could say this. Kylie, as our close are on the Kelsey family year and holiday spectacular, would you help us wrap this episode up by choosing someone to receive the new heights holiday stamp of the week?

Starting point is 01:29:58 It can be anyone you'd like who has taken their game to new holiday heights. You got anybody close to you then? You might wanna give a shout out to you. If you say Jason, this segment's ruined. I'm not going Jason. I'm tempted to pick on you further, but I feel like that's not gonna go well. Aaaaah!

Starting point is 01:30:24 Pick on it. I was gonna pick on Travis. Oh, about that. I was gonna say whoever wore the Santa suit. Ooh, nice, yeah. That was Austin Swift. I mean, I feel like. Well, that was Santa.

Starting point is 01:30:36 It was Santa until, you know, I just said it. It was Santa, Santa, Santa. Santa Claus. That was a full commit. And I respect that. He can't respect a full commit. He killed it. And he actually

Starting point is 01:30:45 made me feel like a child because his gift to me was straight out of the bag. Like the Santa's in the Santa's in the Santa's act whipped it out and handed me a VHS of my favorite football movie of all time. No way, because we were just talking about VHS tapes. I got a VHS tape from a VHS little giants movie. That's dope. That's awesome. Way to go, Santa. Santa killed it.

Starting point is 01:31:17 That was a good pick. That was a good pick. And I still have my pick. I had my wraps up this episode in New Heights. Thank you to our mom, dad. I'm gonna have to do my pick. I'm gonna have to wrap up this episode in New Heights. Ha ha. Thank you to our mom, dad, and of course the wonderful Princess Cayenne for joining the show and making this one so special.

Starting point is 01:31:35 Make sure you subscribe to the New Heights channel on our YouTube to make sure you know when all the new episodes are coming out and listen to subscribe wherever you try to podcast. That's right, and once again, New heights is presented by Wave Sports and entertainment. That my pay for the holiday lift. We never get to never mention them and brought to you by Uncrustibles, the best part of the sandwich as they say.

Starting point is 01:31:56 Follow the show and all social media at New Heights show with one ask for fun clips throughout the week. Ladies and gentlemen, even though this is Friday, you are listening to um we'll see you guys next next Wednesday how about that? And then happy new years to everybody. Hope all your new years resolutions come true and you start eating healthier and working out and whatever it is that is on your screen. Thank you to the production and crew and thank you to the 92% as far as tuning in. See you guys in 2024.

Starting point is 01:32:26 How about that? Man, time is flying. It's a Kobe year for everybody. Peace. you

New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - The Kelce Family on Mom's Favorite, Dad's Nicknames and Kylie’s Mountain Disaster | Ep 71

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