New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Travis Dominates The Match, Jason Goes Full Cowboy, and NFL’s Gambling Problem | EP 48

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

92%ers we are back with another episode of New Heights presented by our friends at Buffalo Wild Wings. For a limited time, head to BDubs and get some wings with their new sauces, General Tso and Sweet... Chile Lime. They won’t be around forever so get ‘em while supplies last. In this episode, we cover a lot of ground for being at the end of the NFL Offseason. We discuss the dangers of naming your kids after people (4:50), how we really felt about The Beer Bowl (8:00), and Travis walks us through what it was like coming up big in The Match with Patrick Mahomes (15:00).  We also get to Jason’s time on the ranch (28:03), why betting on yourself won’t work (31:30), which sports would be better with just a touch of alcohol (40:12), and we might have gotten our first actual dumb question (44:00).  As always, watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce every Wednesday & check us out on Instagram, Twitter, and Tik Tok for all the best moments from the show.  If you still want to make a donation to EAF, Jason and Travis are competing in a donation challenge to see whose fans can donate the largest sum of money.  Personalized links to the donations: TRAVIS PAGE: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/traviskelce JASON PAGE: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jasonkelce62 Support the Show:   Merch - https://homage.com/newheights Buffalo Wild Wings - For a limited time, head to BDubs and get some wings with their new sauces, General Tso and Sweet Chile Lime. They won’t be around forever so get ‘em while supplies last. SEAT GEEK: Get 15% OFF NFL Tickets https://seatgeek.onelink.me/Matg/NEWHEIGHTS2023 $50 max discount AG1 - Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Go to https://drinkAG1.com/NEWHEIGHTS ACCELERATOR ACTIVE ENERGY: Available nationwide at Target or visit https://ashoc.com/ to find the store nearest you  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Alright baby. Okay, here we go! Woohoo! Oh, be good to me accelerator. Come on, give me the energy. Give me the juice. Dear accelerator energy drink, please give me the energy and the sufficient thermogenics to make it through this full fucking pocket.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Please. I don't ask you for much. Praise A shop. I'll lose you. Welcome back to New Heights. Ladies and gentlemen, presented by Way Sports Entertainment. As you know it, brought to you by our friends at Buffalo Wild Wings. Wings, beers, sports.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Gotta love that shit. For limited time, check out their new sauces. While they have the supplies, general, so so or how Jason says it General South or you can go ahead and try their sweet chili lime I might have to try that sweet chili lime. They won't be around forever. So get it while the supplies last We are your hosts. I'm Travis Kelsey big brother Jason Kelsey out of the University of Cincinnati Both graduate collegiate and high school graduates. Right, Diane Strait.
Starting point is 00:01:06 New episodes come to you on Wednesdays. For the most part, subscribe on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on all social media platforms at new heights show with 1S. Jason, what do we have coming up, my friend? We got another great episode, Drev. We got a lot to catch up on.
Starting point is 00:01:24 We're gonna get our final thoughts on the first ever New Heights beer bowl. We're gonna get to some getting out of the house when Travis's big win at the match Get out the half has right and we're gonna weigh on something that's been popping up a lot this off-season Which is gambling in the NFL a very serious topic But before we get to the serious stuff, let's get to our normal stuff We got some new merch. If you can't see it on our chest, someone on my belly,
Starting point is 00:01:48 you got two new shirts coming out. You're just staying up the way. Oh my gosh! That's right. Mm-hmm. And then Travis Kelsey for president. Because I mean with the recent candidates, anybody can be president.
Starting point is 00:02:01 It seems like this. It's the beginning, baby. The beginning vote. What did they say at the end of the lines? Huh? And it is anybody can be president. It seems like this. They get it. They get it. But what do they say at the end of the lines? I concur with this message. I support this message. Why are you running as ladies man from SNL? We are, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Travis, what are your thoughts on the Russia Ukraine's situation? Well, if you're thick live, ain't right, then you're right right same right. But what do you think we should be pushing and giving more weapons to the Ukrainian people or should we be getting out of that situation and letting it handle itself? In America that I, Tony Hull, in America, I can't even
Starting point is 00:02:41 say that. In my world, yes, yes everyone defend themselves. Oh, lock and load I don't know that we can joke about him. I'm fucking major war happening in the world But why not you know lock and load ladies and gentlemen lock and load. Okay If you want to check out these t-shirts, you can check out the Oh My Gosh and the Big Yeti for President shirt. You can check them out at omenge.com slash new heights. That's right, homies.com slash new heights. Both shirts available.
Starting point is 00:03:11 In other news, I officially have a donut out, Travis. Ooh, I think I heard about this. Is he trying it when you're at the shore? No, because that donut did not look good. Well, it's got peanut butter, bacon, chocolate, and honey on it. Two things that don't go together from me. Peanut butter and bacon. It's a good combo.
Starting point is 00:03:27 I'm telling you, you're missing out. Anyways, these are gonna be sold at select New Jersey locations of the fractured prune. And the proceeds are gonna continue to benefit the B-Fili foundation, my foundation, which also benefits the Philadelphia Public Schools. Yeah, so go ahead and try and tell me whether or not peanut butter and bacon go good together. I normally don't like cake donuts. I like fracture proofs. We've talked about this before.
Starting point is 00:03:50 You don't like, but fracture prune is a cake donut. This is a cake donut. I'm just prefressing it. I don't tell the people what it's called because that's what kind of reeled me in until I saw there was bacon on pizza. Yeah, fat Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Fat Kelsey goes to support the B-Fili foundation. So if you find yourself in need of a donut and you think in, you want maybe baking a peanut butter along with chocolate and honey on one. And you want to support B. Philly and fill it off your public schools. This is the fucking donut for you, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I mean, I must say, I love it.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Why not just a plain glazed donut? I don't like cake donut, glazed donuts. I just cake donuts are in a different round. It just don't. Don't me what you meant by cake donuts, you're talking about the dough. Yeah. Like, like, lamars?
Starting point is 00:04:32 Cake donut. No, that's a doughy donut. Mmm, that shit is so good. That's a, an airy, fluffy donut. Those are good glazed. Oh, this is a, oh. This is like the more compact, kind of like old-fashioned donut style. I don't like those either. Fan mentions of the week, oh. This is like the more compact, kind of like old fashioned donut style.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I don't like those either. The fan mentions of the week, baby. Let's get into it. All right. We've got two new Eagles fans from Cole McKenzie on Twitter. Let's check it out. Check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out. Oh, that's a, oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Kelsey Edward and Cameron Lane. Yep, my son. He named their kid after dad? I don't think people, this is crazy. No, that dad is named as Edward. I can't read. Yeah, so it's actually not named after us. It's named after dad. Well, the question is, did they call it Kelsey or Kels?
Starting point is 00:05:18 It's a good question. Because if it's Kelsey, then that's not named after dad. Okay. Well, no, if it's Kels. If it's Kels, it is named after dad. Well, no, if it's Kelsey. If it's Kelsey, it is named after dad, if it's Kelsey, it's not. You know what I'm trying to say. Well, it's adorable. And the little brother, Cam and Lane Johnson,
Starting point is 00:05:33 whoo, Cam Jurgens. They love them, some old-lime. This, you two little ones, have old-lime and ridden all over your face. I hope that. At least all ridden all over your name. Do we prefer people being named after us or dogs? I think dogs are a little more acceptable.
Starting point is 00:05:47 We had a, we named our dog after one of our favorite baseball players of all time. I feel like it's a big leap of faith to name your kid after anybody. Anybody. Because there's just a long time frame. A less. It's just a long life.
Starting point is 00:06:01 You know, the kid can be, I mean, think about those people right, pre-World War II that were big Adolf fans. After World War II, they're stuck with Adolf. For the rest of their life. And like, that's a long period and you can't go back on that. I can't.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Like, if it's a dog, it's like fucking like, like from that point of time. 12 years tops after World War II and then Adolf's dead, so it's not that big of a time, but. You gotta change. There's like 80 year olds for a while they're probably named Adolf
Starting point is 00:06:23 and there's no going back on it. Can't go back on it. I mean, I guess I could change your name so I guess they could go back on it. Yeah, but once you. Dude, how evil do you have to be to just fucking name your kid after? No, they're ruined a whole name.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Oh, now. Like there are no more Adolfs. That name is gone. That's it. Like that is another level of bad. I mean, there's still Ted's after like Ted Kaczynski. You know, there's still Jeffery's. Jeffery Dahmer, Adolf, no more Adolfs.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Did the hitlers, did the rest of the family change their name after? I can't be associated with that. You're right. I'm not. I don't know that with that. You're right. Up to that. No. I don't know that guy. I've never seen before in my life.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Never seen before in my life. We cut it out. We also got our first fan arts submission from the brand new Threads app. Oh, Threads app. Nice. If you were running out of places to follow the show, we're on Threads now. Oh, big big Yeti. Oh, Dirt nice. If you were running out of places to follow the show, we're on threads now.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Ooh, big spaghetti, I've dirt swagged out. Hey, I never looked that cool in my fucking life. Kin, what the fuck is this? I'm not gonna get ice blue. I'm not gonna die on my chest hair and body hair. Ice blue. It looks great.
Starting point is 00:07:38 And I gotta get a big, getty chain like that. You guys are, guys are on something here. I even got your gloves. Yep. Jason, let's talk a little get out of the house. Yeah, this whole episode might be just about get out of the house
Starting point is 00:07:49 because that's the only thing going on right now. Right now. And because we have been outside the house the last couple weeks, we're gonna start with our last week's episode, the new Hyde's Beer Bowl. Man, it was electric. Wasn't it? Let's start with it, baby.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Jason, how do you think it went? I think it went drinkingly, very smoothly. It was a success. Dude. The contestants made it as well as all the people in attendance. I don't know if everybody saw you won the first contest. With the Stein drink. Dude. That was a part of it, but it was.
Starting point is 00:08:17 What was his name? James Selts. James Selts. James was dude. James didn't stand a chance. Jimmy, I think it was, I think we need to get another rematch with just a regular pint because there is a lot of lower out there The Jimmy can chuck all right. Let's see you can just let's get to see who can chuck a shot faster Whoever finishes the drink if that's supposed to be the easier drink makes it more except it's like it you have to chuck a beer
Starting point is 00:08:44 It's a beer well. It's a tall boy except it's like you have to chuck a beer, it's a beer. Well, it's a tall boy. I'll tell you what, it hurt going down. Dude. I haven't chucked a Stein. You said in a tougher house, it's Cincinnati. I know what that feeling, like when you tense up and try and chuck a beer and just take gulps and catch
Starting point is 00:09:01 big air bubbles like that, it feels like your sternum is about to explode I'm basically becoming a balloon at that point Dude, I could see it on your face. It felt like it hurts so bad You were just trying to make yourself burp after I was trying to burp but burping away that wasn't gonna make me puke up everything It's all the way to make yourself burp as if you inhale more air. And that is not how you solve that solution by any means. No, but you sold it, man.
Starting point is 00:09:28 You went above and beyond. Shout out to the smalls, man. Jimmy did a great job. He knew going into it once it was a tall boy. He was, that wasn't his game. Well, back to the actual bear ball. Oh, yeah. Were you surprised, disappointed with the competitors?
Starting point is 00:09:42 It was a surprise. I honestly, what'd you expect? was a surprise, I honestly, what'd you expect? I didn't expect much, because I had no idea what we were getting ourselves into, because so I didn't even like give myself the chance or thought to expect. Yeah, I'll just like,
Starting point is 00:09:58 let's, we're sending it, we're doing this. First impressions of the Golden Cup, the trophy. Electric? I said one one. Kayla, really nailed that one? Nailed it. We're doing this first impressions of the golden new Heights golden cup. Petrofie. Electric. I want one. Kayla really nailed that one. Nailed it. The fact that dad had the briefcase of cash.
Starting point is 00:10:11 That was real cash. $50,000. Yeah. Shout out. Didn't have the handcuffs though. That would have been better. Yeah. Something tells me that dad threw the handcuffs away because they were like little like poofy
Starting point is 00:10:21 sex handcuffs. Then he had to leave. You're going to find them where they're going. They're going to find them where they're going. Next time we'll put on sex handcuffs. Then he actually could have found where they go. Next time we put on a hand cup watch. Hey, these handcuffs sell your art rate. Yeah. Yeah. How many times do we make that joke?
Starting point is 00:10:36 Yeah. I tell you what though, I thought I was actually pleasantly surprised with all the competitors. First of all, when we met him backstage to start off with, you knew it was going to be electric. They were ready, bro. They were ready to go. I mean, shout out to the new Heights production crew for filling in the best ones.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Shout out to 9.2% of us for all the submissions. Yeah, over 200 applicants. And found the electric ones and the best team names, the best team, like combos, because everybody brought it, it was awesome. We had six-year-old women dressed as Santa Claus in there, it was amazing. Yeah. Nobody disappointed, it was so much fun.
Starting point is 00:11:17 And a giant dick. Yeah, had a big old shaft. Big old shlong one. Walking around like Nick Foles just swanging. I liked that we did the skills based instead of just straight chugging from the get go because it gave everybody a chance you know to be involved. 1000% level of the playing field for sure. Flip Cup was a very good, it's an easy one.
Starting point is 00:11:38 You don't have to be good at chugging, you just got to have good skill. Yeah, I thought it was awesome. We did a great job man. As in we, I say the bird action. Whenever we say we were really talking about the people, we're really making sure. All right, here we go. What should we change for next time?
Starting point is 00:11:50 The one cup on the, I'm not a fan. No, I knew it. They cut it up. The production team cut it up. It took these guys a long time. I knew it was gonna take forever. We were there. It's a table with long one cup.
Starting point is 00:12:03 It's always the hardest one to hit. The second one, nobody was like warmed up and like, could test like the gauge and the like depth perception of like throwing it. Everybody just went into a cold. So I was just like, we can't do. We gotta figure out. Well, the second one went by quicker.
Starting point is 00:12:18 The first one was a long one. I think they both took too long. We should have just one better tiebreaker. I don't mind to do a tiebreaker, one cup. I thought it was all right, but it was a long one. It was long. The helmet chugs were obviously the thing. We got a change. Yeah, no, we got it. Clearly did not work. No, no, nobody tested them. No, we did test them. We tested them beforehand. What happened is the straw going into the helmet
Starting point is 00:12:39 had to come up so that the angle wasn't so severe that it was pinching the sides. And I think when those guys are getting excited to chug, they pulled down the straw and that started pinching off where it was going in the glass ad. That's what I think happened. That's my hypothesis. I didn't run any forensics on it, but. Dude, let's just go up to Loser Home Depot and make our own.
Starting point is 00:12:58 That's the real way to do it. Because those were a little janky. They were. They were. Electric though. Yeah, it was great. The way it did. What do you mean? Freaking a... janky. They were. They were. Electric though. Yeah, it was great. The way it did. What do you mean? Freaking um, uh,
Starting point is 00:13:08 Firenise? Firenise? Huh? Slim dog. Slim dog. Slad dog. Slude dog. Our fucking referee. A bird dog.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I hit you. A bird dog. A bird dog. A bird dog. That boy, a bird dog. Oh my fucking. Bird dog right now. He was so, he was v- He was v- One of the best referees ever said the best was the tie breaker
Starting point is 00:13:28 with the nice you he was fur dog making decision No, he got Child the fur dog baby the OD it was elected honestly though It wouldn't change any bit of it for the first year. Obviously we're gonna keep trying to make that thing better and better. Yeah, I mean, you can't wait to see more submissions for next year already. Yeah, I think next year's gonna be more electric. I mean, we we did raise though for the entire day of the shorebirds. The eagles down at the shore,
Starting point is 00:13:59 including the new Heights beer bowl. We raised over $375,000 and it's still climbing for the Eagles Autism Foundation. So a largely successful day and thank you to everyone for supporting, not just the people that were there but the people that donated to Dining Pool. And the people that watched this podcast of the 90th Jupers Centers. Thank you so much for supporting it.
Starting point is 00:14:18 It all went to a great cause and sure is shit fun time. Shout out to Fire and Ice for bringing to you. Nice, well what else did we get out of the house with Jason? You want to talk about? Well, hold on. If you're still looking to donate Travis and I, we'll be competing head to head. Does he who can raise more money for Ego's Autism Foundation
Starting point is 00:14:35 over the next three weeks? Click the links in the description if you want to donate to me so that I beat Travis. It's something in this video, support team Travis, or more importantly, team Jason. You know what to do. 92% is to get this win. Alrighty, we're gonna get to the next one. And I've been waiting to talk to you about this.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I've purposely not talked enough about it to you. Travis, you won the match. Yeah, I did. I told you to hammer it on. Did you? I told you to hammer it. Nobody. I told you to hammer it. Nobody wanted to listen to me. Did you expect to win?
Starting point is 00:15:07 Yes. What was your percentage level that you thought you were gonna win? 100%. 100%. 100%. What in the world made you think 100% you'd be? I play that course a lot.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Yep. I'm way better at golf right now than I've ever been. Clearly. On top of that, me and Pat, my home's man, the guy's doing good chemistry. It's crazy. Every time he had a bad shot, you hit a good shot. Every time you kind of, which wasn't often, Pat was there.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Yeah, I couldn't get off the tee much, but we were, I listen, man, it's what we do, man. I don't see on that part three. I ran out. I can't tell you how many people, and I'm not, I mean, I hate giving you compliments. I cannot tell you how many people, and I'm not, I mean, I hate giving you compliments. I cannot tell you how many people have told me how good your golf swing is and how impressed they are.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Silky. You as a golfer. You've always had a smooth swing. You're a smooth athlete. I ran out. Travis smooth as shit. So I'm giving all this smoothness. Yeah, well dad didn't give you.
Starting point is 00:16:01 I say I'm not like a lot. Big head might have given you a smoothness. Mom gave me the explosion. Dad ain't giving a smooth. Big Ed might have gave me a smooth, and mom gave me the explosion. Dad ain't giving a smooth. Big Ed gave me the smooth, hand-eye coordination. Smooth is not one word I think of when I think of Ed. What? What's dad walked down the aisle?
Starting point is 00:16:15 All right. What's, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Watch dead, watch dead, spread mayonnaise. Ooh. Watch big head, dip a cheek wing and a bucket of blue cheese. No, I definitely got my smoothness from big head, man. Smooth talker, man, can sell you anything. He is a smooth talker. What'd you think of it? Yeah, I don't know. Give us a rundown.
Starting point is 00:16:38 What was it like? I'll tell you what, man. I just thought it was an amazing experience to go up against guys that I honestly admire in the NBA I mean guys that have changed the game in terms of just an offensive arsenal what seems to be an unstoppable force when they're both on yeah And kind of like how me and Pat like to you know balance out the
Starting point is 00:17:02 The deficiencies or whatever you want to say like balance out our weaknesses those just play off of each other like none other I mean it's like poetry emotion. I'm not in this mess. Yeah well it's uh but on the basketball court they do exactly what they do and they changed the game in their own right I think me and patty my homes are doing that on the football field so it was cool to be a part of that dynamic even though we were in a world, you know, us both stepping off of our playing fields, jumping into golf, the sport that we all love to play. And yeah, it was just a awesome experience, man. I enjoyed every bit of it, but it goes back to my point that
Starting point is 00:17:36 I've been trying to tell you. Well, we're going to talk about it from the general get to say yet we're going to talk about it. I've been trying to give you your props. Let's start with the actual match and it started with a wonderful Tweet of everybody in their game day fits Including Travis Kelsey and his full knit fit. Hi every day fits baby. I mean dude Nike back in the world in Vegas or over a hundred degrees. Did you think? Sweater well sweater shorts. It was it was knitted and it wasn't a sweater as a best. Sweater best.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Knitted best. It was light. It wasn't a heavy knit. It wasn't a heavy knit. It looked heavy. It was heavy when you layered it with a shirt on it. Your pants not only did they have the knit underneath, they had another layer of knit laid on top of it.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Oh yeah, yeah. The soda and pockets that weren't really pockets. It was kind of just like a fashionable statement. Yeah, I think the pants that had those are like work pants where they have like another thing in front to cover the pants, but clearly the knit pants weren't covering. The designer that we teamed up with, that's kind of like his signature on his pants and his jacket. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:18:41 But it was awesome. I shot up the Nike for let me even do something you know, be spoke and Represent the brand that way. I think it's it juiced up and made me feel feel the part man Deon said it best baby when you look good feel good when you feel good. You play good Well, who's fit do you think is better yours or clays cuz I'm not gonna lie Trouble man Clay was like he looked like he was in middle school From the brand like he was in middle school. Skipping out there. I didn't know what. I didn't know what. Money from the brand that he was like.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So I can't say shit. Right when I saw the picture, I was like, oh fuck. I was about to win. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You almost killed a guy they'll call before I felt bad for my god, man It's one thing so it's one thing if you've played in a bunch of tournaments or you've been on TV swinging a club Like I've done the American Century Been fortunate enough to get the invite to American Century NBC and American Century
Starting point is 00:19:38 Golf tournament out in Tahoe every single year for the past like four or five years So I've felt the pressure of walking up to the T-box or at least swing in a club in front of a lot of people and like being down the broadcast. I don't know if I've ever seen Clay in that situation. So that was like the first time for him to be in that situation. It was every single shot, every single hole. And if you're not playing good, it's, I mean, it's not going to help your confidence and how you're swinging the club or
Starting point is 00:20:05 I just, there was a moment where I was like, I was like, I wasn't helping you. Yeah, I was hoping he was going to keep, uh, get out of that hole that he was in, man, but, uh, me and patting my homes. We were just on one. Dude, I've never swung a club with people downrange. Like, typically, I'm like, all right, I'm going to wait for everybody to be as far away from this debauchess possible so that I can finally hit this ball. You guys are hitting it with. There were a few times... I mean, there's hundreds of people surrounding this hole. Yeah. There's people behind you, but there's a lot of people down range.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I mean, two people were hit. At least. I'm pretty sure there were more than that. I don't want to... Well, I know Pat hit a guy. Hit a kid. Hit a kid. You got to sign ball, though. Anywhere like a champ. Hey. Or like a frick frickin champ. Where do you hit him in the arm? I think he caught him running the hip I think a golf ball to hit for a sign pat my homes and it was a ended thing We're in up on the green after that. Yeah, dude it did bounce
Starting point is 00:20:56 It bounced like that off his hip and probably hit the bone if it's bouncing like that He's like I said he wore it Clay Clay hit a guy in the skull. Oh gee, he headshot at somebody. Dude, I saw the man. That's like plus points of your playing Call of Duty. Golf, not so much. Negative.
Starting point is 00:21:11 You're getting a few more XP points and he's dumb somebody in the video games. That one, you just feel bad. When Clay hit the gentleman, everyone saw it, hit and they didn't see it, necessarily hit the gentleman in the head. I saw it from, I got these Hawkeyes 2020 vision, really 2012 vision, I got like a zoom factor on this.
Starting point is 00:21:29 I saw that thing and I saw his head disappear, the ball go 30 yards the other way, I think his feet end up where his head was. So it was like a woo, and his feet went up in there. Hopefully you're all right, big guy, but it was unfortunate. It was a wonderful. Apparently you gotta keep your head on a swivel
Starting point is 00:21:48 down at the match. Got it at least. Get your anywhere down field of like, or down, down, right? Just don't be down. Just stay in, behind it. That's like when your buddy's getting ready to go, you gotta know who your buddy is,
Starting point is 00:22:02 but you can stand kind of to the side, or whether you need to be behind that fucker. Nobody topped Josh Allen last year, Josh Allen hit, I think four people. Four people? Three or four people. What are people still standing in front of all these people with the match?
Starting point is 00:22:13 Have they not learned? I don't know. Is it like a badge of honor to get hit with a golf ball to match? What, do you get a free sign? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Think of what's standing right here.
Starting point is 00:22:24 All right, I got three things I need signed by Pat. I'm gonna stand right here alright. I got three things. I need sign by pad I'm gonna stand right in the middle of fairway just standing with a gift Running after the ball Christian out of her daughter Yeah, it was fun and even to have Drey Monde and Von Miller right there kind of as the As the supporters of the NFL and the NBA man, we were out there having a blast. Yeah, it looked like it.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Stuff was as cool as the other side of the pillow man. Just one of the best dudes you know, it was awesome man. Well I tell you who was not cool was Drainmond when he tried to chuck that beer. Dude, he wore it bad. He was at a chug bud. That wasn't chug bud. We shot out the chug bud.
Starting point is 00:23:06 It's a heck of a device. For a go back. You know what it is? It's a combination of a shotgun and a beer ball. Yeah, but it shurns the beer ball. Yeah, and it's like, BOW! It's right down your throat.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Listen, when I need swing fuel, or really when I just want to feel instantly drunk, I slap one of those things in. Just down one in like two seconds, game over. All right, let's get to the real discussion of the match. I have been on record for the entirety of the show as NBA athletes are the greatest athletes in professional sports and that no NFL player can play in the NBA.
Starting point is 00:23:46 I'm going to give you your props. You were clearly the best athlete out there on the match. I mean, it's not even close. It's the same. I'm just saying, man. And I was also more apparent was you and Claire the same height. Like I thought basketball players were like, oh, his little taller than me. I saw a picture.
Starting point is 00:24:04 I saw my ass up though. You looked at me and you look at me and I thought you'd be way bigger. I was like, oh, his little taller than me. I thought I picked Shia's my ass up though. He looked at you, he looked at you, he looked at me, but I thought you'd be way bigger. I was like, God, damn it Clay. I'm 255 pounds. How does everyone think I'm so tiny? I don't think he was taller. I saw a side by side.
Starting point is 00:24:16 You guys look pretty much as, maybe an inch, ain't much. I'm fully convinced now. If you would have stuck with basketball, you could have played the NBA potential. if you had the right opportunities come your way Everything goes right. I could have maybe been a deladoba somebody like that. You're not being a deladoba That's not even your skill set you're right. We need to make this happen because you're talking you are talking so much shit On deladoba and you've been talking trash. I love you. I love you We need to make this happen you and deladoba one-on-one to settle this one-on-one he would fucking and one make
Starting point is 00:24:46 He's gonna destroy you He's not gonna get an open shot on deli. Huh? How are you gonna get an open shot on deli? What do you mean deli? He's a deep at this specialist. Should I get around him? Yeah, that's what he does. He's a try hard white guy. What do you mean? Like I said, deep into the fashion with this. Just another word for what you just said. I fucking love you.
Starting point is 00:25:14 We ain't going home for the city, baby. Delie. Fucking love you, man. I will forever say this. The transition from basketball players being able to play football is easier or more fluent than guys playing football. You could have played the NBA if you would have been playing the basketball for the last 12 years or whatever. I think you
Starting point is 00:25:37 already know it's a long shot. You would have had to figure out how to dribble. Well I mean there's some guys that can't dribble in the NBA. They're all seven footers. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a dream. That is wrong. It was once a dream. Either way. Anderson very job.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I know I'll never be as good as this. It's like a big old like layer. Maybe deer. Yeah. I was never going to be that. Yeah. I mean, that's probably fair to say. Roll player, bench player, at best, practice player,
Starting point is 00:25:59 whatever you want to call it. I might have been in a fucking suit on the side. Yeah. Shout out to the game, man. All the respect in the world to the splash brothers. We'll see if you find his hell to play with, man. We'll see if you can play in the NBA. Get another ring, fellas. Matthew, make that thing five. Get five of them things. Get the whole hand filled. Yeah. Unless you're playing the six or get a rematch.
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Starting point is 00:28:01 Fuck you cousin Fuck you, Cous. Let's talk about some cow updates. Hey yo! Jason got out of the house and made his way to Mizzare. That's right. You know Mizzare. You know Mizzare. Southeast Mizzare would be specific.
Starting point is 00:28:15 What'd you do with these cows, man? How many do you have right now? I got 18 cows, not including the calves we had last year and the calves we've had this year. Because they're not cows yet. Oh, all right. So a cow is a female like offspring-producing animal. Message?
Starting point is 00:28:35 Calf, I forget at what point did they turn from a calf to a heifer if they're heifer calves, but either way heifer is a female that hasn't calved yet. All of these are too young to have calves, so they're still calves. A heifer? Heifer. Heifer is a female that has a bull head. What does a bull have? A bull has got some nets. Steer. There ain't got no nets. Try to castrate a bull. It's a jack. You know what? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:50 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Have a boy what is a boy have what what is a boy have those got some nuts steer There ain't got no nuts
Starting point is 00:29:08 Try to castrate a bull is Jason Adam. It's just part of being a cowboy. I should have been a cowboy Should learn the road rain. Yeah, the herd is quickly getting a lot bigger with my six you like you running on a cat of drive Feeling younger the hearts just like Jean and Roy Singing those can thigh songs. Oh, I should have been a cowboy boy and since I'm so shocked. You know that song Well, she had a better fucking cowboy Well, yeah, we got 18 cows with more common, and we gotta figure out what we're gonna do with this meat. So I just make her hamburgers.
Starting point is 00:29:48 You gonna try hamburgers? But Jason beef, I thought you were supposed to sell the fucking meat. Well, I don't know what to do SBA, you can't see meat. I don't know how to sell meat. And somehow I have too many cows. Come on over to Kansas. I'll show you how to sell meat.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Yeah. Kelsey B from Missouri. When are you gonna come down? That's what I want to know. Look at all these pictures. Look at how fun it looks. I'm not the watch you fucking. Just look at all these fun pictures.
Starting point is 00:30:23 It's a community event. Look at the kids. Look at the kids Look at the joy on everybody's face that kid has he those are a pair of bowls testicles right there So that kid has he called him his nut chucks He's just flipping around Was he Bruce Lee in them things on fucking people or what? No, I think he did actually do a doing person I ate one I ate two actually.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Fried baked. Right there on the fire. Raw? Well on the fire they were cooked. I'm not eating a raw no. You need raw net? No, I'm not eating. No.
Starting point is 00:30:56 What are we gonna get you down there? Dude, it's in your own backyard. You know how many chiefs fans were there? How many chiefs fans that are inside these mirrors that I never get to see you? Do they have satellite TV? They're watching the games, yes. There you go.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Potentially. I give them a shout. I think you should come on down. All right, just not during nut cutting season. Not during the branding? No, I can't do that kind of shit. You just sell some raw milk. That's some raw milk.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Listen, I'll fuck with some milk now. All right, milk fresh out the TD baby. What? What? Hmm. All right. Milk fresh out the titty baby. What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thing right now. Where are where are players getting it confused that they can gamble on NFL games? I don't know. Isaiah Rogers, Rashad Berry of the Annapolis Colts, free agent, Demidious Taylor, suspended indefinitely through at least the conclusion of this next season for betting on NFL games last year. Why? I don't know. Every to each his own. I don't know what the scenario is. I don't know what the situation is. I don't know what they do in Philly. I don't know. Every to each zone. I don't know what the scenario is. I don't know what the situation is. I don't know what they do in Philly.
Starting point is 00:32:07 I don't know what they do in other organizations because I've only been in Kansas City, but every single year in training camp, they tell you you get told that there is no betting in the facility. That what they also say. Or in any NFL. They said,
Starting point is 00:32:20 I don't know a lot of them. I said, no betting period. Let alone if you're out of the facility or in a facility or on the road or you cannot bet on NFL games at all. That's what I've been, that's been my understanding of all the rule the entire time, before sports betting was a lot before.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Yeah, the rule has not changed. Yeah, before we have all these casinos as our sponsors in the NFL, before all this has been a part, I've been completely understood that you cannot bet on games. Why is this offseason everybody getting hit with betting on NFL games?
Starting point is 00:32:53 I just think more guys are doing it because it's easier to do now with all the betting apps and all that stuff. And it's more traceable probably because people do it on like apps and whatnot. But either way, I just don't get it. And Nicholas Petit Ferry of the Titans was suspended for the first six games for betting on non NFL sports of the club facility. Again, something that they tell us we cannot do.
Starting point is 00:33:16 They do. They do say that. They do say do not bet on you can't bet on anything. But I will say this with a caveat. The only thing I don't like is that they're not listing like what level because like guys will have like their college teams and you'll make like a friendly wager with your college team. That happens across the NFL. I have no worries. Oh my gosh. Like what level is acceptable? I feel like this has to be like he was like on like a full-on bookie site or something like, right? I'm not gonna do that.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Whatever, I don't know. Either way, dude, I know a guy named Pete Rose and I heard that I'm not seen. I know Pete Rose. No, I've heard of guy. I know of him. No of him. No of him.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Charlie Hussle, baby. He Hussle. He was a hustler. Was he hitter? He was. Was he a hall of hammer? My eyes. But I've seen what happened to his career in his life.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Is he even flirt with it? Well, I think it's like he was going to lay in a family chair. I think that's it. I mean, people like gambling, it's a thing, and it's very prevalent now. In fact, people like doing it so much. Jonathan Jones of the Patriot said, I understand rules or rules, but I can risk my life so that my team wins, but I can't risk $1,000 on my team winning.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Seems a bit extreme. I don't know many people that have, I don't know a lot of people that have died playing football. I don't know the risk in your life, but... I, I'm on his side in terms of if you bet on yourself. No, I'm out on that. To of if you bet on yourself. No, I'm out on that to win. Here's the problem with that. That sounds good in theory.
Starting point is 00:34:50 But anybody that knows somebody that's been in debt before to casinos knows the predicament that that puts a guy in. What happens when you're $14,000 in a hole because you've been betting on your own self. And then the bookie says, hey, you do something in this game, all of a sudden your slate's clean.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Yeah, well, because that shit happens. You can't just, hey, you do something in this game all of a sudden your your slate's clean Well, because that shit happens you can't just Yes, if in a perfect world if you wanted to bet on your own team and there is no repercussions for it And you couldn't get into debt decicinos that could leverage you to fucking throw football games Yeah, you could do that, but that's not a perfect role moral the story don't I Don't think people understand the effect that gambling has and the amount of debt you can get into quickly. It's been made very much normalized in our culture recently and it's becoming so in
Starting point is 00:35:36 the NFL and it does affect the integrity of the game. It's not as simple as just betting on your team to win. Like there's a lot more factors in play here Listen, do you know why I'm staying? I'm not betting on shit. Yeah, well, I'll bet on some stuff I'll listen only thing I'm I do think gambling is kind of fun I don't condone it. I don't I'm not gonna push it on the wheel, baby We don't know you're a big relic guy Brother black I'm playing numbers that 50 50 just said we're not gonna publicer
Starting point is 00:36:06 We're trying not to normalize gambling. Why? I just talked about you just said it was fun. I mean, it's okay Tell you what man when your number hits Feel it in my plums kids stay out of it. Don't do it. It's yeah. Don't do until you're old enough to Gamble um alright well let's move on to no dumb questions You know what actually before we leave this fucking topic. I'm fucking upset only because Now I have to sit through an even longer meeting on why the fuck I can't gamble on why I shouldn't gamble on Now I to sit through the because the league has to do their due diligence and make sure they make it fucking clear that we can't
Starting point is 00:36:51 fucking gamble in the facility or on NFL fucking games anywhere as if people don't already as if they already didn't go over that dude these these that just enters you into what training camp really is just NFL player sitting in meetings getting told what they can't do because other guys these, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just,
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Starting point is 00:37:13 that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, that just, I just like that they put it like a statistics. So it's like almost like a bragging race. Yeah And it's a clean treat by the defense every time It's like man the defense really can't get this together guys haven't figured out uber at 2 a.m. Yeah I haven't figured out Uber had two in him yet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:43 So true. Really? So true. But the fuck is in these accelerators, man. I am sweating about these whole hours right now. We're gonna get episode. I don't know if we can keep it. We can keep it to this.
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Starting point is 00:40:25 I got that peach pear d'Ice. Jason, what you got over there? I got starberry. Ooh, that boy, starberry. You wanna go. At Mer-Perry, if that's how you say it? Mer-Perry. Mer-Perry.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Mer-Perry. What professional sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? What would the mandatory amount of alcohol be? Would it be specific kind of alcohol or team's player's choice? That's a fun question. Yeah, like this. Let me think about this for a second.
Starting point is 00:40:56 I'm gonna go with NASCAR. Ha ha ha. What's that? What do they got to drink? You can't be above, you gotta be just above the legal limit. What the hell? How do they got to drink? You can't be above, you got to be just above the legal limit. Oh, I do think of this. Well, the first answer to it thought of was just the one thing you should do when you're drinking, driving NASCAR.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Sounds like a good time. They got helmets on and getting crashes half the time anyways. They can't get that much worse. Yeah, I can't, you can't be that bad. It'll be hilarious. What are they drinkin' like? Oh, there's nobody here. They got a drink beer?
Starting point is 00:41:28 Yeah, I don't think you want, you don't want them too liquor dub. You just want them kind of swervin'. You just want like a little bit of like, I can't stand my like, hey, ow, ow, ow. So how many drinks does this take for you to swerve? I don't, this isn't like a tootsie pop question. I don't know how many drinks it takes to get to the level of drunkness. I think you kids will never know. I think about a tootsie pop commercial. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:51 What is the, I don't even know what the legal limit is. What is it? 0.08. Is that the legal limit? Yeah. So a point zero eight is a legal limit. That's like one beer. I think it's, yeah, it depends on heavy whatever. Point zero eight. I think, I think you've never, let's get people just I Did ever breathalyzer one year at the shore and all it just to like see how high if we were getting Not for driving purposes. Yeah, not dry, but we're just in the bar. Just like I got more yet Somebody got it to like two point point two fucking guys
Starting point is 00:42:29 Point two like three or something like that and they were very don't they're very drunk They're like black dog dreams anyways, so yeah, let's just give them to like one point of a solid one point two point one two point one one two Point one point one point one is I mean you're halfway to two you're halfway blacked out that's pretty good yeah what other support I like it do that's I mean fuck baseball become I mean it's basically a dizzy bat you ever try to play with you name it I feel like people already played baseball hammered softball softball leagues every year for years and it hit like 60 home runs is true some
Starting point is 00:43:03 of my favorite fights of all time are watching two heavyweights just absolutely shit-faced at a bar trying to swing at each other. Boxing. Boxing. Dude, throw two guys in the box and ring out of that idea. You have to have to bring a timer out. What level of drunk are they box on?
Starting point is 00:43:21 You gotta be shit-faced. Let's take it to 1.5. 1.5. 1.15. 1.1.1.5 0.15 I want to see guys is fucking Swain just fucking Dude that's the sound that all of them make when they throw this not That's the sound you know he's never it the jabs go out the window to hire the alcohol
Starting point is 00:43:41 I said the more you say makers Yeah, you get a guy to like do a 360 The jabs go out the window to hire the alcohol percentage of the world's haters. Roof. Yeah. You get a guy to like do a 360 up one. That's the best video. So I'm going boxing. Boxing or NASCAR. Dealers choice on what they want to drink. I guess it's really just every sports day.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Well, thank you, Murperry. That was a pretty fun question. Alrighty, our next question is from Mercy R. Jacob. What was the first person to milk a cow trying to do? I think they were trying to milk a cow. Yeah, I don't, what came first, the chicken to the egg. The milk or the cow? I don't fucking know.
Starting point is 00:44:15 I think the milk came second. Cow had to be there for the milk to come out of the cow. It's true, this is the... All I'm saying is I don't know, like why would there be anything else expected other than the milk coming out of the cow this isn't like the question like well How did the first person figure out the smoking we got you high like they saw Cavs drinking out of the fucking cows others
Starting point is 00:44:34 I knew that there was milk in the other and they just milk the fucking cow and drink the milk It's not like a question mark here. We might have our first dumb question. Yeah, this might be the first one might have our first dumb question. Yeah. This might be the first one. Okay. Alright, well. Keep sending us your no dumb questions. Or just make them dumber than they were this week.
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