New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Travis Hitting Dingers, The One Play Jason Wants Back & Buying The Eagles | Ep 94

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

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Also with one as Jason, let the fan club. No. Yes, yes, we do. All right. We got another great episode for you. 92 percenters, Swifties, whoever's tuning in these days. We're going to talk about Travis hitting some dingers in Cleveland. And maybe us trying to buy the Eagles. Probably it's a steep price. I don't even know. It's just is in the rundown.

I think in turn Brandon wants us to say that we're going to buy the Eagles, but we can't afford the Eagles. So yeah. What were you about to say? You don't want to buy the Eagles. What were you about to say? Nor do you want to buy the Eagles? No, I didn't say that.

You were, you said nor. Nor do I think they'd sell the team to both of us. Oh, well that's 100% true. Why would they? Why would they sell the team? Yeah, no, that makes sense. All right, but first, as always, New News! New News! That's right. Coming in now. All right now. Kids' Choice Awards, Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelso here, nominated for a Kids' Choice Award. You guys are up for Favorite Male Sports Star of the Year. Wow. All right. Nice.

Man, that is a... That's pretty cool. That's a category. I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll be a part of that nominee. This is similar to the Oscar for best lead actor that Roberto Medini won. And Travis, you're up for it.

Yep. All right. Well, who all's in there? It's me, Pat, and who else? You guys, Patrick Mahoney and Travis Kelce, are facing off against Cristiano Ronaldo, LeBron James, Lionel Messi, and Stephen Curry. Hmm. Interesting. That one.

That's a that's a incredible list. This is insane. I mean saying that my name's even in there pretty cool. Dude, you're in the same award nomination. As Lionel Messi, the greatest soccer player. This decade, the greatest soccer player this decade. The greatest that's ever played. Cristiano Ronaldo, the greatest soccer player of this decade.

There you go. LeBron James, I think he plays basketball. Yeah, I'm pretty sure him and Steph Curry both. Steph, Steph Curry. I think they both have like the top of their game. Just goes to show you how, you know, impactful the NFL is. I think Pat Mahomes is right up there.

Yeah, no, it makes sense that both you and Pat are in this. The more I think about it, I mean, dude, you guys have won two of the last two Super Bowls. Yeah, three in the last five. You're going for a third one. In a row, yeah. In the sport of football, that's pretty ridiculous. I think the more I think about it, it makes sense. My one question is you can vote at this link. I'm not going to say the whole thing is it's a long link,

but you can vote here. It's the Kids' Choice Award. Are they vetting to make sure that kids are only voting on this? How do they do that? You got the wrong guy. No vetting. So anybody so it's not the kids choice awards, just choice awards. No, it's Nickelodeon. So it's kids. Yeah, but how do they know if it's kid? I mean, let's be

honest. Most of the people voting in this might not be kids. Well, they probably are kids. I mean, dude, if it's kids, you're winning this by a fucking landslide. You think so? You think I got the kids? I, I'm just letting you know, my demographic when I used to go outside, it used to be fat, hairy guys.

That used to be who, like if I was out in public, was going to stop me and say, Hey, we, I like you, Jason Kelsey, football guys, fat, hairy guys. Now I go out in public routinely. 14 year old little girls that is like, where are my bread and butter? Is that 12 to 14 year old little girls are like, Oh my God, you're the brother of the trailer. Swift.

So I don't think there's a chance in hell that you're not winning this award. If it's truly chosen by children. Nice, man. Might as well just give you the award right now. I'll make sure I keep influencing the kids to do the right things in this world. Let's just keep doing that. SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Starr

will host the event live on Saturday, July 13th. Yeah, were you ever a big SpongeBob guy? No, you were though. No, what are you a big SpongeBob guy? No, you were though. No, what are you talking about? You used to watch it all the time. I hated it when you watched it. I did not watch SpongeBob SquarePants. It was that and Dragon Ball Z.

I was just... I definitely watched Dragon Ball Z. I gotta go outside. I did not watch SpongeBob like that. You are completely ridiculous. So what other one was it? I watched Cartoon Network in general. SpongeBob was a little... Oh, Dexter's Laboratory. That what other one was it? I watched Cartoon Network in general. SpongeBob was a little-

Oh, Dexter's Laboratory, that's what it was. Dexter's Laboratory was a big one. Ed, Edd and Eddie. That was decent. That was stupid enough to where I could enjoy it. Silly enough, I'll say silly enough. It wasn't stupid. Johnny Bravo, you like Johnny Bravo.

Yeah, I like Johnny. I could watch Johnny. He didn't talk much. Yeah, SpongeBob is a great show. I think it was a little bit late for when we were kids. It was just like a tick. Like it wasn't terrible, but I didn't like fall in love with it. The way I fell in love with Doug and Hey Arnold and Doug was great. Hey, Arnold average. What were the Disney ones? The rocket? Yeah, rocket power. Rocket power. I was in on those. I was in on those for sure. What was he?

I was with rocket power. What was better the Disney cartoons or the Disney like just like films like Brink and Johnny Tsunami? Dude, those were so good. What's your favorite Disney era? Luck of the Irish movie, the ones that just came out on Disney, because I'm pretty sure Brink didn't like hit theaters. Yeah, that's what I mean. The ones that were just like straight to Disney's channel movies. Gosh, it's such a good one. I'd have to see a list. I really like Brink. Brink was so good.

We were big time rollerbladers in the Kelsey household. Hocus poocus is great. Hocus Pocus. That was a good one. Top 10. Here we go. Top 10 number one. Smart House.

Smart House wasn't bad. Smart House was so good. Zenon girl of the 21st century. Next Halloween Town. Good movie Halloween Town. I think that's the one I'm thinking of actually like that. Yeah, you could take the you could take the yeah, I kind of like that one low key more than Hocus Pocus, even the Hocus Pocus.

My focus had the better. It was a better movie. Yeah, but that one timed up with our childhood a little bit more. I feel like Hocus Pocus had the the three witches in it, right? It did. Yeah. All right. And the one that was in Sex and the City, the the older one and then the other one. Look at the Irish. Very underrated movie.

I watched it again. It's it's still slaps, still slaps land, land of the eerie. So he fools him at the end of the day and being from Cleveland. Oh, dude, what is that one called? Alley cats, alley cats. I don't remember that one. The bowling one. Man, that, what is that one called? Alley cats, alley cats. I don't remember that one. The bowling one, man. That was a good one. Johnny Tsunami 11.

This list is fucking I just saw what to put ahead of Johnny Tsunami and. They are missing the mark. Even Stevens movie. What a great show that even Stevens, I was going to say, if we're talking movies, there's that, but if there's shows, I always wanted to be the older brother and even Stevens. There's an older brother and even Stevens. Yeah, he's the remember the or sister. No, he's like the sports god.

He plays every single sport and they have like a banner of him in the gym. He still goes there and he played. He played more than three sports and I always wanted to do that. Yeah so that's pretty much it all these other movies are terrible. This is tough credit. I'm sticking with Brink. I'm with you I think Brink was probably one of my favorite for sure for sure. Yeah so you're gonna win the award this is great you all can vote at this link right here. Yeah. What do you get if you win? I, dude, I didn't even know this was an award.

Well, it's only the most prestigious athlete award that there is. It's a kid's choice, chosen by non kids. What else could you want in life? That's a good point. What else could you want besides a meaningless competition that Nickelodeon invented to get people to click these links and go to the websites? So, it's so real. It's so real. So real. How the fuck did I get on the list?

Dude, you're going to win. That's my favorite part. Shout out to the kids. Shout out to LeBron James, Steph Curry, and Brent Padma Holmes. Let's go. And our two soccer friends, Lionel Messi and Christiana, who I haven't met, but I'm gonna call you my friends because I respect you guys' craft.

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Here are some of our favorites so far. Team Doped Up Horses. Let's watch this one. Hello New Heights, we are Chris and Sarah, a happily married music and fun loving couple from Delaware. We love our Philadelphia sports teams. Go Birds.

We met 15 years ago playing beer pong and have been drinking partners and partners in life ever since. Fuck yeah. We are team Doped's Cup Horses. Well there she is climbing a pole. Yes. Oh.

I love this. Committing to the bit. That's a great shot. That's clear talent. One flip. Oh, tornado chug. Tornado chug. Bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada real town. Look at these two hungry dogs and doped up horses run faster. Damn, that's pretty good. Fantastic. Good. I'm not

gonna lie that they're in the only thing I don't like is team dope. They missed a golden opportunity to just be this. The secretariats but I think they're definitely in this is gonna be a great team. Love them. second team up the booze brothers clearly riffing on The Blues Brothers, which is another at Kelsey Kelsey classic. Yeah, Jason Travis the 92 percenters Were the booze brothers to look at their side. They got some There they're looking the part

Look at their sideburns. They got some. Oh, they're they're looking the part, Travis. We're on a mission. They look like John Gibbon and Belushi. Can raise money for the penguins and help save the orphanage. We're 106 miles from Seattle. We have a full tank of gas, a half case of beer. And we're wearing sunglasses. I'm digging these guys.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Love this. God, these guys are bringing it. Oh, catch Chug for. Well done, booze brothers. They made that look light work. I'm loving it. Great theme, great commitment to the bit. You can tell they're gonna be a lot of fun. That's what we want.

We want fun. We want people that are gonna have fun, drink some beers, enjoy the beach. That's what we're looking for. So we're looking for. So team Doped Up Horses, the Booze Brothers. Welcome. Welcome to the beer ball. Yeah, you still have until Friday, June 15th to get your submissions in. So, yeah, if you want to get in and have a chance at winning $50,000, winning the prestigious Golden New Heights Cup. Do more videos like that.

Yeah, it's that easy. Well done, all righty. Get creative, ladies and gentlemen. Keeping this thing moving, the biggest new news that we've ever given you guys. What's that, Trav? We own a beer brand. Well, we're officially.

Part owners, we don't own the whole thing, but we. It's a good point. We're part owners of a beer brand and not just any old beer brand, just the most wonderfully tasting. Am I allowed to show it? Yeah. Can I show it? Yeah. Just go like a quick one. Oh, you're gonna have to pause that one and catch that one. I don't think we're allowed to. It can only be on there for like half a second. I think we're doing through the rules. We own that. We wanted to introduce to our 92%ers that don't already know this beer

because it has been out for a while now. It has been. Garage beer. Cincinnati favorite. It is called Garage Beer. Why did we do this? Why did we do this? Why wouldn't we do this?

I mean, we like beer. We love beer. So let's do beer. We love beer that tastes like beer. Yeah, that isn't like making like a fancy like slogan or like, trying to like push you to, you know, have less calories and all that. No, we just we just if you want if you like good beer, there's a good beer. We like beer that tastes like beer Yeah This is a beer that you keep in the garage and if it's not in your garage

Maybe just take it to your garage where you can bring out the table saw Because that's always safe one beer The fuck you saw me one beer is not gonna Pull a finger off. I would advise not going overboard with the table saw, but. Do not drink and saw, ladies and gentlemen. That is not a good combo. Let's say you just need to make one cut and it's a simple cut.

Nope. No complexness to it? No, don't do it. All right, let's avoid the beard around the saws. If you're doing woodworking, let's avoid the beards. Let's postpone the beers till after the wood cutting, cut the wood, then the beer. Then the beer. That's how it goes.

If you don't believe us, which frankly, I wouldn't, believe Albert. Yeah. Listen, our goal, we know we're in this. We want this beer to be enjoyed by the guys and people that, and women that drink beer, that enjoy beer. Say it again. And I don't know that there's anybody that enjoys beer more than my friend Albert. Take a look at Albert here. Let's see it. Albert's a big Keystone and Coors light guy.

So it took him a lot to get him to try this beer out. Look at how happy he went. Went back for seconds. This is my favorite part. Listen, wait for this. Albert long time beer drinker as you can see from the white hair on his beard. Albert is just a humble beer drinker just like the rest of us. He, uh, he likes to take the tabs off of his beers and put them in his pocket so that he can tell when how many beers he had the next day. And I can't think of a better

way to navigate a Saturday afternoon than by enjoying some garage beers, keep tabs and track how many you drink. Yeah, because Lord knows we can't count that high. Well, yeah, it's beer math. Yeah, so if you wanna crack open a cold one, go ahead and find yourself a Garage Beer, ladies and gentlemen, and tell us what you think. Tell us what you think,

because I'm curious on how everybody else feels about it, because I'm pretty pumped up on it, to be honest. I love it. Listen, it tastes good. It's beer-flavored beer made with quality ingredients, small batches, brewed. It is what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Don't take it from us. Yeah. It's the working man's beer. Take it from us. It's the tight end of beers. It's not a receiver. Dude, tight ends are cheap. It's not a receiver. It's not a receiver. Dude, tight ends are cheap. It's not a receiver.

It's not a left tackle. It's not a tackle. It's universal. This thing blocks it. This thing blocks. It catches. It throws touchdown passes every once in a while. Hey now. It can line out wide. It can line in tight. Name a beer that can do all five of those. Yeah. Can't. There isn't one. Well, ladies and gentlemen, Garage Beer is officially a beer of the Kelsey household. Everybody involved, seriously. We appreciate you guys letting us be a part of the

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life will treat you royally. All right, now let's get to some fan mentions of the week. What do we got, Trav? The nation is still talking about Jason's hygiene. Oh, no, not Jason's hygiene. A dermatologist has officially weighed in from a Morning on Merit Street show. Morning on Merit?

OK, what do they say? What do you say? I see it. Or he or she? Jason Kelsey's statements, true or false, should we only be washing hotspots or are our feet part of a routine? Well, first of all, thank you for having me here.

I was, as I was showering this morning, I looked down and I thought, am I going to wash my feet this morning? And yes, I absolutely did wash my feet. Okay, okay. However, Jason, Kelsey, you are actually correct. You don't always have to wash every part of your body. And no, I'm not actually supported or funded by big soap.

Jason as well. All right. Yeah. Well, I think that's a win. It's exactly where I was before I watched the video. Um, I think that Travis has not moved. I, um, it's all the same. It's all the same. It's your preference is what he said. If you want to have, but he did say, I just want to be clear. He did say that hotspots, I want to say verbatim. At one point he said, Jason Kelsey is correct. He did. I think that happened in the video. I didn't hear anything other than that. That's what I heard. I think I just didn't need to listen to Dr. Furberg

after anything else after that. I think, um, I don't believe that Dr. Furberg said, he said he washed his feet. I don't believe him. I think he just said that cause he was on national television and he was afraid of being shamed. I do believe that he had to believe. I do believe that he admitted that I'm correct in that you don't need to wash vigorously every single inch. You don't have to even wash your ass. There's people out here that don't do it. No, you do. It is what it is. No, no, it's a hotspot.

Whatever whatever floats your boat finds out. Yeah, that's how you get. That's how you get jungle ride. Not washing your butt. That's how you get through. OK, this is true not washing your butt. That's how you get that. Okay, this is true. But some people are you need to wash your taint. You need to you need to watch you need to but if you're not don't feel weird about it.

Just do your thing. No wash it wash your ass with soap. But outside of that, there's no need for it. I'm just like if you want to wash it, you can't your skin will will be more unhealthy, but you can tell everybody, look at how clean I am. I just washed my feet and everything else and I'm the cleanest person alive. And your skin will be more unhealthy and you'll be doing yourself a negative, but at least you'll be able to tell everybody what a clean person you are. And then you'll be saved in public situations from having to admit that you like to do things

that are actually healthy for you and that you just succumb to peer pressure because you don't want to be called dirty, which I don't give a fuck about because I know what's better for my skin. Got it. Out of the house. Let's move on out of the house. Travis went back to Cleveland to hit some dangers. A two one six baby.

Some dangers. You stopped by David. And Joku. Stopped by David and Joku's celebrity softball game and faced off against fellow Ohio native and former teammate Kareem Hunt in the home run derby. Who would have thought Cleveland's finest would have been out there hitting dangers.

Travis won the home run derby 11 to 10 over, don't tell me, Warrensville Heights native Kareem hunt. No, it was a W Willoughby South. Oh, he went to will be South. I went to one. Okay, will be South native Kareem hunt. When's the last time you swung a bat trap? I'll tell you what the last time I swung a bat like

well, obviously I play in I played in like Celebrity softball games before but I actually got in the cage against John Lester right before COVID. Like actually John Lester, John Lester, Cy Young winner, John Lester got in the cage with two first names. You can trust them to win your super or super bowl. You trust them to win you a World Series. Fair enough. Fair enough.

He was throwing a complete game in the cage against what looked like some guys like that were that were Making their way onto the team or like kind of like triple a double a guys trying to make the team in in Spring training. Okay. Yeah They said that I could get in there if I wanted to and get in a bat and I was like what do you kidding me? Not just like him throw me a fastball like actually like he's working on his pitches Nice and he's working on his like endurance and everything to get ready for the season. Like he's actually playing, he's throwing an actual game, right? I didn't even see the first fastball go past me.

And this is a winner. Yeah. So it was, I mean, and then I started to lock in the second fastball went by completely missed it. Strike strike to threw me a curve ball. Didn't get over the plate. Got lucky with that one threw me a cutter. The next I'm thinking it's still got to be off peter off pitch, right? Through me a cutter. Foul tipped

it. Foul tip. Foul tip. Hey, got a piece of it. Foul tip. Yep. Felt like it's big. It was. Yeah, it was. I was thinking I was thinking I'm on it now. Yeah, it was. I was thinking I was thinking. I'm on it now. Yeah, he didn't let me get fucking bad on the ball. I'm on it now. Cutter again, swung right over the top. Five pitches back to the dugout. See you later. Beat it. Yeah.

I said, hey, thank you, Mr. Lester for blessing me with this memory that I'll have forever. Thank you. So that was really the last time I had a bat in my hand. And then yeah, I mean, there's nothing easier than hitting a softball. So I was just hitting those things out of the park, baby. Well, you say that, but I tried a home run derby, did not fare nearly as well. 11 home runs, a lot of home runs.

How many outs did you get? 10? No, they did it with time. So I got 30 seconds. You're getting 11 home runs in 30 seconds. 30, yeah. 30 and then a timeout. So it was a minute.

So 30 and 30. Yeah. Dude, that's a lot of home runs in a minute. Well done. It was fun, man. It was fun. And Chief and Joku doing some great stuff around the

Cleveland area obviously The tight end for the Cleveland Browns love that absolutely killed it last year he's been he's been you know slowly becoming one of the top premier tight ends in the league and Last year last year him and him Joey Flacco, man They were connecting all over the field for some big time big time touchdowns and big time gains and it was just really fun to see him take off last year and to just take his game to the next level. He's a good player very good player. So shout out to David and everybody that was involved. There were a lot of Cleveland Ties that were running the entire softball game. And, you know, I'm just I'm appreciative that I got the invite.

You know, it's always good to get back in front of Cleveland. Well, they gave you a big ass trophy here for the home and Derby. Big as trophy. Very nice. Very nice trophy. Yeah. You also at one point had a Trident. What the yes. Yes. So in the actual game, the Lake Erie captains, the Lake Erie captains, what do you call it? Mascot. I'm not quite sure what it is.

I don't think there was a mascot back when I was going to the games. Yeah, I see the mascot in the background of this photo. Yeah. It looks kind of like a seagull. Yeah, I think it's I think it's a play on like they're the captains of the sea and like that Zeus type deal because isn't Zeus like Zeus is the sea? No Poseidon is the guy. But Poseidon is not a black seagull. Yeah, you're right. I have no idea what the situation is. Okay, perfect. Okay.

Awesome. Just asking questions. I mean, it's cool looking. Tried him. Yeah. And he handed it to me when I hit a home run in the actual game. He handed it to me as I was around a third. Can we talk about you as a baseball player for a second? A lot of people don't know this, but Travis was a very skilled multi athlete. Everybody knows about your basketball playing ability. Do they? to talk about that on the show, and how you had offers to play at multiple universities basketball in college. But what people don't know that you are very talented baseball player. And the New Heights team has dug up an old article from the

athletic that actually went into detail in your baseball era, that had some great quotes. So we're going to say right now on Travis is a major league baseball prospect per coach Michael Bricker, who the hell is Michael Bricker? Can you tell us that Travis? Yes, Michael Bricker was by he was the head coach for the champions. This is the wooden bat league you did in the wooden bat league in in my college years. When I got suspended, I

wanted to keep the competitive juices going. So I that and I didn't know if I was going to play football again. So maybe the plan B is baseball. I could really swing the bat. Well, you did the wooden bat league having not played baseball in two years. And Coach Michael Bricker said Kelsey could have been another Kirk Gibson. Had he stayed in baseball. It's pretty cool. It's a hell of a quote right there. Kirk Gibson could have been a good receiver, tight end type guy.

I think they both chose good career paths. Okay. I think you're right on that one, coach Michael Bricker. Can major league baseball players play in the NFL? Absolutely not. Do you want to weigh in on this? Is that necessary? I think so. Yes. Dude, athletes are athletes. Don't look at baseball players like they're all fucking Babe Ruth. Okay, just out of shape. Fucking guys. I promise you, Jason. Walk up to Aaron Judge and you tell me whether or not he'd be able to play

football. I don't need to walk up to me and play football. Dude, I know so many guys that played base that were really good at baseball that also played football. Yeah, I agree. There are a lot of football players that are also good at baseball. But there's no baseball players that could play in the NFL. No. I just don't think there's a chance. Why? What do you think? What do you think is the big reason?

Not tough enough? I mean, that's there's a chance. What do you think's the big reason? Not tough enough? I mean, that's one part of it. Bo Jackson, Deion Sanders, either one of those two come to mind? Yeah, they were football players that could play baseball. I'm not negating that NFL players couldn't play in Major League Baseball.

But what's the difference between their skill set in baseball? I just, I mean, maybe Kenny Lofton. Dude, if you never got Tommy John, you could have played in MLB. I can, football players could play major league baseball. I'm not negating that. But maybe that's just a path that they wanted to do.

They didn't like baseball, maybe they didn't like it. That's kind of why I'm saying they would never be able to play. If I would have stopped playing football at that point and I would have just started playing baseball because it was an easier path for me, would you be saying that I couldn't play football? I see what you're saying. No, it's a great argument and it's a fair argument.

I do think that there are some major league baseball players that potentially could have played in the NFL. Dude, you're trying to tell me right now that Randy Johnson couldn't have been a good quarterback? Yeah, maybe. I mean, through sidearms, so it might have come out a little funky, but. Yeah, maybe. I mean, through sidearm. So it might have come out a little funky, but no, dude, it was just a whip. That thing was just it was just it was. Yeah, he's the sidearm a little bit. He

threw a little sidearm. He was pretty skinny, though. The big unit was a lot of a lot of dick and bones. One a lot of meat. He was ribs and dick. We gotta get that guy some food man. Yeah. Yeah. Ellie de la Cruz. Dude, do you catch just go and type in Ellie de la Cruz highlights.

All right. Listen, you've talked me into it. I'll watch Ellie Dela Cruz highlights. All right, listen, you've talked me into it. I'll watch Ellie Dela Cruz. Dude, he's like the biggest, fastest, like just fearless dude I've seen on the baseball field. He's 6'5", 200 pounds, Travis. Dude, I'm telling you, just watch him. Is he playing receiver?

What's he playing in 6'5", 200? He's definitely playing receiver. He's that fast. Dude, he is flying. He's flying, he's flying like, it looks like he's as fast as Deon Sanders running around the bases. That's fair I will take back my statement. There are definitely majorly baseball players are gonna play in the NFL. I Just think if we're making a blanket statement, that was a bold statement. Deon Deon Sanders was really really fast I don't know if he's that fast, but he is fucking flying dude. I believe you there's been some really fast baseball players

Oh my gosh, big boy flu fielders But he is fucking flying, dude. I believe you. There's been some really fast baseball players. Oh my gosh, big boy, Flew. Fielders. Prince Fielder? Prince Fielder's gonna play in the NFL. He's playing, what does he play? He's got a nose guard, I don't know. He could have, yeah.

Dude, he could move. I'm talking. Big boy could move. I don't know where we're going with this. Back to Travis. Was there ever a point where you almost pursued baseball instead of other sports? We've talked about this. Yeah, we just talked about that.

Yeah. It was always something in the back of my mind that I knew I had a chance at if I wanted to give it a run. I think my size and my athleticism as well as the fact that I could throw a baseball, I could track a baseball in the outfield. I felt like I would always get a chance. So it was always in the back of my mind that I had that as like a plan B,

which is why I tried to play in 2010 when I got kicked out of school or when I got kicked off the team for a little bit. I was always just kinda like keeping that alive in a sense. Sure. It was just it's baseball such a slow game to me. And I really, really enjoyed baseball when I had a fun team to be around when I had good guys and like some of the All-Star teams that I was on just I couldn't find just the love for the game like I had in basketball, I had in football or even in hockey and lacrosse I just knew that it was

It was fun with the teams that I had been on and that I had a chance or at least I had interest from scouts and colleges at a That were looking at me to play so it was like all right This is this is an option if I wanna go there. But for the most part, I've always loved other sports more. But I will say this in playoff baseball, woo hoo, sign me up, baby.

It's exciting. I'll buy a ticket right now. Let me ask you this, you've played all four major sports in the United States. You grew up playing hockey. Yep. Grew up playing basketball. Yep. Grew up playing baseball. Grew up playing hockey. Yep. Grew up playing basketball. Yep. Grew up playing baseball. Grew up

playing football. Yep. Of those four sports, which guys are your least favorite that you'd want to hang out with? God damn it, Jason. That is such an unfair question. It's a very fair question. It's so unfair. I don't know how that is an unfair question. From the road that you want. From the road that I took, the baseball players for sure. But at the same time, the baseball players, every other every other sport, every every other sport was just so much more team oriented. It wasn't

just like, oh, my success on the team. And I just don't know. I feel like baseball players were very good selves. The baseball players were very to themselves. I was a guy that I was like, man, I want to be on the team. I don't want to just come to practice like I want to hang out after practice and like just be around the guys and have some fun with my teammates. I want to build some chemistry. So when I step on the fucking diamond, I'm having fun with,

you know what I mean? And not a lot of guys in the baseball world were doing that now. I I will say this I Have a fuck ton of people in the baseball world that I've met in the MLB that I fucking love. They're awesome I think the teams that have that kind of mentality like Philly's the Phillies like the Royals in 2015 14 when they were going to World Series. I'm with you like getting to know Haas and Salvi and all those guys on those teams, Guthrie, you name it, man.

Those guys really like cared about each other and love to be around each other. In sports, when you get that, that's that's the love for sports that I have. You know what I mean? That's the shit that I'm looking for. Can you explain the phrase the legend of six six? What is this? I don't even know what this is. I don't listen. I know exactly what it is. Can we move on? The legend of six six.

Long story short, I I didn't always play baseball in high school. I was ineligible in my first two years. Third year, I was trying my hardest to get my SAT scores to match my grade average in school so that I would be eligible to receive a scholarship in college. So I was focused on that before I even went to the baseball team.

But the head coach for the baseball team introduced me. And didn't he gave me like like how you introduce people on the show? Like it was like he gave like the whole like pump up introduction. He's six six. He's got a hell of an arm. It was just, it was funny. And it was the way, it was the one way that,

that kind of like, what is it called? Like dehumanizing somebody or like making them more like, basically I caught shit for that. Yeah, like everybody just made fun of you from then on. Yeah, so, and I'm not even six, six. I'm six, four and seven eights. So it was like, it was the legend of six, six is like, oh, what I could have been or what he gave you a bill Braskey speech. Bill Braskey was fine.

Five and oh in bar fights. What was it? Bill Braskey skit that the SNL used to do to forget. Bill Braskey once drank an entire barrel of whiskey and then made out with Marilyn Monroe. That's the kind of speech he gave of Travis Kelsey. Yes. And, um, I had yet to even play a high school baseball to that extent, really. So there's really no like fun. Legend of six six.

It was just something that I got clowned for because the coach introduced me. The coach used my fake height that we would put on the roster. Bill Braskey once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw. I remember that. That's a great bit. I love that. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about this story about a high school game in a game against rival

Beachwood. I would not call Beachwood a rival, but in a game against Beachwood, Kelsey came in as the closer. Cleveland Heights was up by two runs, but Kelsey was especially wild that day. He issued three walks, gave up a double. The bases were loaded in a tie game when Kelsey plunked the opposing batter. Dude, Knobloch. Is this Eben Knobloch?

Yeah, Eben Nobby. Right in the neck. Cake eater. No, said it's a terrible story. The winning run scored. Kelsey walked off the field, took his glove and hurled it over the fence above the third base dug out the glove, sailed into the stands on the nearby football field.

I mean, I'd be pretty sore after that one, too, if I just walked three batters and then hit somebody to lose the cake. Here's the real story. The real story is my guy, Michael Johnson. Michael Johnson. Michael Johnson. Yep. Shout out to the I always call it the colony. Yeah. To Tavco. Tavco.

We called the colony used to be the colony. Nobody knows about this is all Cleveland love right here. This is the kids that we went to high school with and just the the city that we grew up in. Yep. Michael Johnson was pitching an unbelievable game, had given up maybe one decent hit up to this point, and he should have 1000 percent finished the game. Coach put me into close and I honestly, I don't even

I didn't even feel comfortable about going out on the mound. I am not a pitcher. I could I could hum it in high school, probably low 90s. You'd be a monster. You could hit 94. You get a pitcher. I could I could hum it in high school probably low 90s You'd be a monster you could hit 94 you get a 94. I had no idea where this shit was going Absolutely, no control. I'm pretty sure I like sometimes used to close my eyes when I threw it just so I could throw it harder That's what I did on that last pitch. I threw a fucking two seam fastball and the thing just rose right into the kid's neck. He got hit, fell on the floor. He sold it? He's no, he got, I mean, I fucking caught it. It was that part was electric. Everything

else was just pure misery. Oh gosh. So yeah, I lost us the game. I threw my glove. I then threw the trash can on the floor acting like a sore loser and Yeah, that was not my proudest moment and of course all my friends love to Make sure they tell that story to everybody because that's what friends do Knobloch said I'm running in from left field and I have an obscured view All I see is two legs sticking out of the dugout.

Kelsey had tried to throw the trash can flipped, fell over and bruised his ribs. It was like one of the like huge tin can like like metal trash cans that are like come up to like waist high or some shit. Yeah, they make like a fire of it. And I threw it on the ground. But when I did that, I had metal cleats on, slipped on the cement that was in the dugout.

It was my proudest moment. And that's when I knew I should play football. Yeah. So, Barry Egan is quoted in the Athletic as saying, Travis Kelce is the poorest and sorest loser I've ever been around. If you read that, yeah, no, that's not a good thing. No, it's a good thing. If you know Barry Egan, it reads completely.

You know, Barry Egan, it's a good thing. It means this in the utmost of he means he means that I fucking despise losing and that I I'm very passionate when I don't win. I think that's what he's more so trying to get across. But at the same time, there have been moments that I haven't been very proud of how I've, you know, treated a loss. And this was one of them. Well, shout out to Barry Egan. Who do you think's the sore loser me or you? Me for sure.

Think so? Yeah. Have you had any outbursts like that? Travis, you know me. What are you talking about? We were both cut from the same loins. Yeah. Yeah.

Yep. We've had our moments. This is true. This is true. All right, it's a tie. You did apologize. We always apologize. We know we're being stupid.

Oh, for sure. For sure. Yeah. We do hate losing. Although I do firmly agree, especially for kids, losing is incredibly important. I think we put way too much emphasis on winning at high school and below age groups. I kind of hope my girls win just enough that they're confident, but lose enough that they don't think that they're the best at what they do so that they're hungry to continue to like, I think it's actually bad to win a lot when you're younger. I think it's good to like, lose a little bit, but still think that you're good enough to win all of them.

That's like the medium that you need to be in. Right? Yeah. Would you agree? Yeah, I need to be in, right? Yeah. Would you agree? Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. You need to lose enough to like despise it. I want to know that you can lose.

I want everything. You want to, you won, you lost a lot. What are you talking about? Cleveland Heights football, you guys never made the playoffs. Yeah, good point. I thought you were talking about before. You guys were good in basketball,

but you didn't win a state championship. No, you're right. I think it's good You don't want to be terrible. I was thinking I was thinking of before that like middle school. Yeah, you won hockey. I won hockey Lacrosse, I mean baseball I won a lot we won we won lacrosse, but it was a lower division We didn't compete against the upper echelons of lacrosse. We won division three. Yes, the same with hockey too. We were double A. We weren't triple A. Exactly. We would still go and get our asses handed to us by like Gilmore.

Maybe your years. Not my years. Come on now. Dude, I would beat the shit out of Gilmore. You got your asses handed to you by some of these freaking private schools in Cleveland. Not a middle school. Well, then you weren't playing them. I did.

I did the ass kick in the middle. Yeah. If you would have played the Baron's, you would have got killed 1000%. Yeah, I went to a Baron's tryout and I didn't feel comfortable. Losing is important. That's what we're getting to. You got to lose to know how much it sucks. Yeah. And don't be fucking sore losers kids. That's not a're getting to. You got to lose to know how much it sucks. Yeah, and don't be fucking sore losers kids

That's not a good trait to to have if you never get your ass kicked. You're never gonna learn Embrace it kids, but hate it thomas edison said it hate it. He he learned 9999 ways on how not to make the light bulb. Yeah, finally the 10,000th time and listen He made a light bulb. And how many times? And he didn't get a trophy for the 9,999 times he didn't make the light bulb. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But they were every bit as important as the time that he did. You don't need a trophy or you don't need to be happy that you're failing. You just need to hate it. But know that it's a process in order to get it right.

And sometimes you gotta throw a trash can when you lose a game for your entire team so that they know that you care. You're gonna hate yourself. You're gonna be a little baby and people are gonna call you the 6'6". And they're gonna make fun of you. The 6'6", you can't pitch. Yeah. Yeah, The six six. He lost us the game. He's a loser.

And you got to throw a trash can to let everybody know that, you know, you're a little bit crazy, so they can't make fun of you that much. It's kind of how it works. Well, we're to bring it back. We're to bring it back. All right. Now here on our NFL news, ladies and gentlemen. NFL news, not new news, NFL news. We are 40 minutes into the show. We are 40 minutes into the show from what you guys have done. But me and Jason, we've been fucking around all day on this goddamn computer

and the microphone. So let's jump into some actual football news and talk about what you guys probably are here to listen about. Yeah, we're in mandatory mini camp starts this week for the Kansas City Chiefs. So I'll be I'll be in KC all week having some fun. We just did the amazing media day today, which was so much fun. The best I got told to stand there and look over my shoulder

and pointed my nameplate on the back of my jersey. That's the best dude is the best. It's all about me. What what is it about getting older that you like pictures realize how much of that shit they're actually not going to use. And you're just like, this is so fucking silly. It's just a waste of time. But just take pictures from the games use them. Like, what are we doing? Yeah, well, I I'll do it for the in house people because I know them on a personal level. But honestly, all the extra,

like, extra production stuff, I'm just kind of like, no, no, no, I will see you guys later. And I got some sad eyes. But it is what it is. I just I feel like doing that every single year for the same networks doing the exact same thing. And it's just, I just I'm too stubborn. I'm old. I'm just an old, angry veteran at this point. I am what was his name? Roy Kent off of Ted Lasso. I am just fucking don't miss me with all the fucking extra shit. I just I just hate photo.

Dude, I hate somebody telling me what to do. I cannot stand like it's the worst. Oh, you want to flex? No, I don't want to flex. No, take the fucking photo. I'll do what I'm willing to do. Take the photo. Can you not just take photos while we're standing around? I am out on

posing for photos. I feel bad for the guys that have to do this. They're the you know what I mean? Like they're they're just they're coming into a fucking hornet's nest. They're just angry vets that don't fucking want to do this shit. I know they're great people. They're wonderful. They're just doing their job. I'm not even just talking about football. I'm talking like, I can't hear you. no, I hear you, I hear you.

Yep, you're right. But I just, yeah. I just, I feel, there was a point where I felt bad and I was just like, all right, let's just hurry up and get this thing over with. Come on, what else do I need to do? All right, stand here, turn over my right shoulder and fucking smile and point the camera.

Got it, I'll do it. I'm getting stressed over this. I don't know why. I really don't know why it's so infuriating. I wanna get off this subject because if if like you're not a part of it It's gonna make it seem like a mess. We sound like assholes right now. I don't know what to tell you Maybe it's cuz we've done them so much. Do people like doing photo shoots I mean, I know rookies a lot of times like them. I mean, yeah, you first come in it's like yeah, it's fun

It's fun stuff. You're finally there. You're doing I had'd push you all the yeah you're doing all the photos and the NFL stuff and yeah all that yeah you're just happy to be there yeah and now it's like fucking take the picture can we just get out here we can I go to it I'd rather sit here and watch film than fucking do this I'd rather play baseball. Mandatory mini camp is the rest of the week. So we got three mandatory days where we get to compete, baby. We get to go up against the number one defense in the National Football League, baby. Was it the number one? It was it was either was Baltimore number one or were you guys number one?

They were fucking it was one or two either way. I know my defense. They're real super bowl. Yeah We get to I guess do a full practice so we'll be out there in about two hours two and a half hours whatever it is flying around for a few days have a red zone day and a conditioning test on Thursday and Get out of town until the season starts back up in July. Mini camps, you guys still do 11 on 11 or you guys strictly seven on seven? No, we do it all.

We do it all. Yeah, we're under Andy Reid supervision. We're doing it all, baby. Fair enough. Yeah, mini camps are fun. I mean, it's always fun for me. I get to go out there and compete. Let's do it.

I'm in. Go out there, run around. We got some plays that we to get some good looks on. What kind of plays are they running? Is it mostly passing? None of your motherfucking business on. All right. Fair enough. Fair enough. The Eagles are for sale.

What? Next bit of NFL news. I know. Shocking. Jeffrey Lurie is supposedly supposedly exploring a sale of a minority stake in the Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, minority. All right. Trav, should we try and buy some? We? Well, you can't. Your plight is.

I would rather, yeah. I would rather try and buy the Chiefs or be a minority stake owner in the Chiefs. I don't know that it matters how much a minority stake it is. I don't think we can afford it. It's a good point. It's a very good point. a minority stake it is, I don't think we can afford it. It's a good point. It's a very good point. Yeah. You know, I would definitely try and maybe leverage just, there's no leverage. What are we doing?

There is nothing. And also you can't be, I don't think you can like call a game or do anything like that. If because the whole Tom Brady thing, he wanted to have minority stake in the Raiders and it like messed with his like TV deals. Yeah, listen, I'll back out of the TV right now. If you tell me I can own the Philadelphia Eagles. What no way. Come on. Now.

Are you kidding me? No way. You can be an owner. That's like another level. Can you name the other nine most valuable NFL franchises the nine? There's nine others. Well, obviously.

Okay. Let's see if we can do this. Should we write it down or should we just start listening? You can go on the hand. Dallas Cowboys. Yep. New York Giants, New York Jets, San Francisco. I don't need to correct.

I know when I'm correct. I'll let you know when I need you saying correct, Brandon. So did I say it again say it so it was Dallas so Dallas is number one both New York teams are gonna be up there because they're New York San Francisco I would assume Washington is also up there because the NFC I'm telling you dude the NFC East is like a clean sweep It's crazy how the NFC East is like a clean sweep. It's crazy how the NFC is up there. There's no way.

Let me just let you know. I'm gonna say Steelers are up there. Patriots Rooney's got the Steelers up there. Green Bay has got to be up there. Green Bay might be Steelers are not. Well, you got to think about like their market. That's the that's the problem with the Steelers in Green Bay. I went off a tradition,

I guess. Yeah. All right. I would say the other Rams valuable just because they're in LA Rams. That's correct. According to intern Brandon. There's one more team. No, not Miami. What team could we be missing? Is that a major market market? The chiefs do we did the chiefs get in there? The chiefs might be no bears. Chicago is a big city. Yeah, it is bears. Nice. Cool. That was fun. Well, a friend of the show, Rob Macklehead, he might have already put in an offer. Rob, can we get in on this? What do I got to do? Stop trying to tie me in.

This is you. This is you. You're going to tell me you're going to turn it down. Yes. You get an opportunity to be an owner of an NFL team. You're going to say no. Yes. Why?

Because I want to broadcast when I'm done playing. You want to broadcast. You're saying that right now. You want to broadcast. Yes. What do you want to do? I want to be right here and tell them about the game the old ball coach ladies I wanted to do that. I want to be the talking head that calls the games

How can we be an owner but not be an owner like if maybe a family member by highly? Kylie buys a Pete portion. Ooh That's pretty good work. You have to buy it with like out survivorship or like marital. So I'd have to give her it, which I'd be tough. Kylie didn't sign up for that. That's that was fucked up. No, you set up a shell company.

NFL probably doesn't do their kind of research on that, they do. 1000% they do. It's too much money not to be doing the research. I don't think it's ever gonna happen. So it's fun to think about though. Yeah. You know, like when you go on Zillow and just look at houses that you can't afford. It's my favorite thing to do. It's every day. I feel like that's kind of what we're doing right now. Yeah. All right. Well, let's say it. What team would you want to own if it wasn't the Eagles or Chiefs? What team? I mean, the Browns, probably.

We're taking out the Browns all like personal connections. What team would I want to own? Yeah. What team can Jason own? Well, we could all just own green. We could just own Green Bay right now. All you got to do is buy stock. That's one of the things I love about Green Bay is that they're a publicly traded football team.

I wouldn't want to be West Coast. I'll go, I might go Bears. I like the Bears. Steelers is a good organization. Bangles, we gotta take out the bangles too, just cause Cincinnati, bangles are out. Anything with personal connections. I buy the Jacksonville Jaguars and relocate them to London.

Now I'm in. Boom. Now I'm in. Jesus, that'd be awesome, man. Owning a team in a different country. That'd be sweet. Duvall County is going to hate us. What major league franchise would you want to be? Most would want to own NFL, NBA, NHL, or major league baseball. Take I'm not taking into account business, just like which one.

Selfishly would you want to be an owner of? I mean, hockey is the only one that's appealing. Right. NHL would just be so fun. NBA. You got to deal with load management. You got to do this. I mean, there's a whole bunch of just nonsense. Yeah. Major League Baseball would be fun. I feel like there's the most like money ball has made Major League Baseball a lot of fun because there's like a lot of that analytic side of like doing that stuff.

I wouldn't want to do all that. If I was an owner, I feel like I would just want to be there to like have fun. I wouldn't want to like have to deal with moneyball and like, yeah, I don't want to fucking that's too much for me. I don't want to deal with all that shit feels like soccer, but I feel like everybody's buying a soccer team these days. Yeah, I don't think I'm in on soccer. I was first. I wanted to be a part of the Columbus crew. I mean, I might still do it. I'm not gonna lie. I might still do it. But that's I mean, that'd be pretty cool. I do think NHL would be the most fun. All right. Nice. Well, let's get on some other NFL news.

Big Dom got the promotion of the century. That's right. He did. Yes, he did. Big Dom. DeSandro got promoted to senior advisor in the general manager, chief security office, game day coaching operations. So I'm pretty sure he's doing more than he ever did. And now he'll actually be able to choke slam the other opponents players. I'm pretty sure he's not doing anything more than he's always done.

He's just going to continue to be big dom and do a lot of things for the organization. But now he has the title of game day coaching operations, which officially makes him a coach on game day, which means he can break up fights. I love I love Dom. You can't not love Dom when you meet him. You realize why everybody fucking loves Dom. So I think the best thing that's happened to this whole thing is just Dom.

So many himself is a legend on an even scale, because he was already a legend. Who's the chief's big dom? Do you guys have, I mean, there's no other thing. I mean, big dom's just, there's only one big dom. Yeah, you can't create a position for a guy to come in and try and be that. He's just either big dom or he's not. Yeah. How does one become big dom?

That's a question we got to ask big dom. Yeah. He's the only one that knows. He's the only one person that knows it. Yeah. Travis is 6'6". You know, there's the real life Bill Braske is Big Dom. The legend. Yeah, there's only so many ways you can elevate a the head of security and it's hard to encompass titles and everything Big Dom does. So I

love that the Eagles are trying to do that. Yeah. Listen, he is a part of our game day coaching operations. Like he helps with Nick Sirianni, he helps with a lot of things on the sidelines. So I think it's a deserving title. I don't think it's just like, kind of having a little bit of fun there, but he's integral on game day. He's a guy that just brings the energy. He helps guys on the sideline. So I'm happy about it. I think hopefully Big Dom is.

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No dumb questions is brought to you by Uncrustables, the best part of the sandwich. Love it. And everyone knows no dumb questions. There's no such thing as dumb questions, just dumb people. But we might actually have our first dumb question. From at Kyler Saunders, 6539. Hey boys, it's Kyler from East Coast Canada.

East Coast Canada, what's East Coast Canada? That's Montreal, that's French Canada. Yep. All right. Bonjour. Obviously speaks English. Hey boys, it's Kyler from East Coast Canada once again asking yet another dumb question. You have 24 hours to spend $1 million. You can't donate it. You can't give it away. You can't gamble it as though that would be a choice. You can't buy a house. You can't buy a boat, jet car, how would you spend it? So I'm assuming in this

like scenario, there's like a purpose, like you get something for spending a million dollars in 24 hours. So it's like a competition. Is that what he's getting at? Jason, you ever spent you ever spent a million dollars in 24 hours? No. Well, I mean, outside of like, buying a boat, jet car, gambling, buying a house. No, I haven't. No, I think that's the only way is I've done it. I would probably take that million dollars and buy a million dollars in the index fund that tracks the S&P 500 and call

today. There you go. It's that count. You can't buy stock in it. He didn't say you can't buy stocks. He never said you couldn't invest it. Yeah, that's probably That's probably the best. Intern Brandon is saying that's boring.

Okay. Yeah. Well, let's get back to this. You asked me that. Have you ever spent a million dollars in a day? I don't think so. But at the same time outside of like real estate or... Yeah, I don't look at a lot of the things I buy in terms of price.

So I don't look at a lot of the things I buy in terms of price. So I don't think I have. But also, like outside of a house, car, boat, jet, like all those are like. Those are the high ticket. Usually you're financing it and I'm not a huge gambler and I don't just give away money. So yeah, I yeah, I don't think I have. Well, let's be I think it's a long shot if I have let's use our imagination skills What would you?

Spend a million dollars on if you had to maybe a jetpack jetpack. I mean on jet packs jet packs cool Does it have to be a million dollars? It can be more than a million dollars I think it's a million dollars probably you get a can you get a golf course with a million dollars That's really is that a million dollars. Probably. Can you get a golf course with a million dollars? Is that a house though? Is that kind of real estate? Yeah, I think that's really cheap for a golf course. You can buy like a really nice piece of art or maybe some sports memorabilia. Oh yeah, maybe a... A Judas Wagner card or something like that? Yeah, yeah. Maybe a few watches. Some watches? Watches seem to appreciate, yeah. Yeah, that would be another, those would be wise investments. Art, watches, what's another?

Gold? Gold bars? Buried in the backyard? That'd be sweet. Ooh, that'd be sweet. That'd be pretty cool. Freaking. Gold bars.

What's National Limpoon's? Cousin Eddie? Yeah. Cousin Eddie it? Work for him. What would be a stupid way to spend a million dollars? I don't know. Go party or something? I don't know. Yeah, that'd be dumb. That'd be dumb. Kind of fun though. Yeah. Probably be a dynamic party. You would have to party with a fuck ton of people though. And buy some, for a million dollars,

you'd probably get some incredible artists to come to your party and put on a hell of a show. Ooh, yeah. There you go. Ooh, you would, would you throw a music festival? Well, then you're making money on it. So you're investing the money and hopefully you're making it on the back end. Who you haven't played at the music festival? You already do this.

Kelsey Jam. What are we talking about? That's a good point. Yeah. Man, that shit's so much fun, man. Million dollars. I'm going to try and get Willie Nelson. I don't want any accompanying band. I don't want any accompanying band. I want Willie Nelson. You might be able to get Willie Nelson for like a couple hundred grand. Well, I'm going to give him a million because he deserves it.

Okay. And I just want him and Trigger. I don't want anybody else. All right. It's a garage beer. Nailed that one. I think this might be our first dumbest question in the world. Million dollars right now. It's got to spend it.

That was a sweet question. Nice question. If I had a million dollars, I would spend it on investing in uncrustables, the best part of the sandwich. And that is what's brought to you. You could use that million dollars to buy up all the uncrustables in like a specific area, like a geographic location. You could make a shortage on families that like need uncrustables for their kids. And then you can buy that for a million dollars and you can up, upcharge it. This is how shorting works. Then you sell it, you know, maybe the

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Teach Tape time. That's right. Another segment of Teach Tape is about to happen now. This week we're breaking down a play from Super Bowl 57. Third and two. Blitz coming. Herts in deep trouble. Gets gets away, throws across his body, incomplete.

What inspired this play to be talked about, my man Michael Collins, former caddy and also fellow podcaster. Hey-oo. Michael asked me at the Eagles Autism Foundation Golf outing this week if I had one mulligan that I could take on my career, what would it be? This is the play. This is the play that I think about when I think about Super Bowl 57 and ones that I would like back that Travis ended up winning.

So this is third and two late in the game, fourth quarter. Chiefs are up. We are going and hopefully if we convert here, going down to score. We end up running a protection that is a play action protection. The tight end is going to slice back. His responsibility in this protection

is actually the inside linebacker to the right, Nick Bolton. The line's offensive responsibility is the four down lineman, and the back is responsible coast to coast, Nick Bolton. The line's offensive responsibility is the four down lineman and the back is responsible coast to coast, four to four. Spags ends up drawing up a saw blitz. Ironically, and I don't know if it was a formational check that Spags wanted in this game, but he ran this exact same pressure on this exact same play action earlier in the game. And we ended up being, we didn't end up picking it up

because the tight end and back both went to the nickel. So the Mike, when he green dogged around late, ended up getting a hit on Jaylen and kind of forcing an off target pass down the field. So I recognize that the same blitz is happening and in order to try and correct it, I end up taking the line responsibility now to the mic. The offensive line and the running back are not on the same page.

And as you're going to see, the Sam linebacker is going to run off the end of the line scot-free. This is a play where one of the downsides of this protection is we don't rep it a lot versus exotic looks. This is a standard protection that we run mostly to four down defenses. I should not at by any means have tried to adjust this protection, but I did so unfortunately based on a play that happened earlier in the game. So obviously, Jaylen gets pressured, which forces him to roll out immediately. Incomplete, we have to punt. This is the driver the Chiefs really

took up a full touchdown lead on us. All right. Just to kind of clarify some stuff for the average fan that really doesn't know what four down in the mic, the Sam, the Will all are. So Sam and Will backers are the outside of the three backers. The Mike backer is called the middle backer. That's my guy 32, Nick Bolden right there. So Jason's saying that initially the play call was the offensive line has the four defensive linemen. So the guys that have their hand in the ground for the chiefs and the outside backer to on this cut, the right side. Correct. 50 on the end of the line of scrimmage. He starts off the end of the line of scrimmage,

but he ends up walking on. So the saw blitz is both outside linebackers on the line of scrimmage blitzing, which then the defensive line will all kind of slant in so that all gaps are assigned and it's just, it becomes kind of like an overload of just pressure from the outside in. I think the other reason this could have been in

is because typically the three technique lines up to the outside in. I think the other reason this could have been in is because typically the three technique lines up to the tight end. And in order to get a double team on Chris Jones, you would want the offensive line run selling in the direction of the tight end instead of the tight end being on the backside of the play action. What's ironic here is that Chris Jones both times around this protection was not on the front side, which ended up being a harder block for Isaac Sayumalu on the backside. In spags we trust. Well, I think when you call sawblitz, it don't matter because they're just going to end up pinching down.

But it matters who you're miking. Earlier in the game, we ended up going and staying on 50. There was some confusion with the running back and tight end. 32 came around unblocked. So in order to try and correct this, I decided to go to the middle of three, back goes to the left, tight end will go on the nickel, we're all picked up, bada bing, bada boom. The only problem is we've never repped that and I tried to pull that out in the biggest moment of the Super Bowl and hope that everybody's going to be on the same page, which we clearly weren't. And it was unfair to Kenny to put him in that situation because they probably talked about

this exact same blitz on their side of the bench and talked about, hey, you got the nickel tight end, you stay on the mic and that's the way it's gonna be picked up. So these are the type of adjustments. This is the unfortunate side of trying to do too much. And this is the mulligan of my career that I would love back. Who knows what would have happened afterwards? But I know that this was a big part of the game. Do you have anything else to add?

Trav? Do you think I was a good one? Yeah, I mean, they're all good to learn from. I hate that you you put that much, you know, thought on one play of a game. I mean, obviously we all have our, the, what do you call it? The times that we don't have success that we wish we had back, you know, maybe not that we regret, but the, you know, big game like that, big moment in the game like that play was, I understand how you could think about that more than, more

than others, but at the same time, you know, that was a hell of a game and it could have gone either way there at the end. No doubt. But at the same time, you know, that was a hell of a game and it could have gone either way there at the end. No doubt. But yeah, I think it was a good a good play to learn from. And, and it's always, you know, you want to be your best, you know, when the team needs it the most. And I think that, you know, you had a maybe we're a step further along than some of the other guys in terms of understanding that, you know, protection and understanding that it was a saw blitz and where guys

should have gone. But at the same time, yeah, man, it's a it's it's way easier to to be Monday morning quarterback and say, this is what we should have done and all that. No, but in the heat of the game, I don't do who's who's to say that that was, you know, the right or wrong decision, man. Yeah. The problem is, when you're going up against exotic looks, what I try and do is picking up blitzes is to resort to base protections. And that play doesn't really have a base protection. Like when you're running some of these run play actions, they resort to 74, 75, or protections that you know how to pick up all of these exotics to.

This play didn't really have that. So it would have ended up being better if I wouldn't have tried to adjust it, but because of what happened previously in the game, I tried to adjust it. But in general, seven man protection, four down, you wanna go to the middle of three, let the back go here, the tight end blocks out over here.

That's where my brain went because that's kind of the root of seven man protection. But this is a, it's just different play. Yeah. So whatever. It's unfortunate. It's the mulligan play. I wish I had back as if I wouldn't have changed anything. We probably convert that third down. Trav, what about you? Do you have a mulligan play? Do I have a mulligan play? Um, one play you do have back. What I say, but one play you wish you had back. Um, there were a fucking I have. I mean, we all have mulligan games.

Shit. I wish I would have fucking played better in the COVID Bowl, the 2020 Super Bowl against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And yeah, I wish I would have played better that game, that entire game. There were opportunities for me to make plays that I didn't make.

Early on, I dropped the third down conversion where Pat put it bread and butter. I'd had to make a catch getting double teamed, but I should have made the fucking catch. That would have been a huge momentum boost for us. Man, there's so many plays from early on in my career. Man, the play that I got knocked out against Tennessee, I wish I would have had that playback and I would have went about it a different way so that I didn't get knocked out. You know, I think I think the second half would be completely different game if I'm able to be a part of that game. Let alone, you know, getting knocked out. Fuck, who

wants to get knocked out? I'd love to get a mulligan on that one, too. There's so many. There's so many. And it's I just, I don't know. I learned from there's a lot of mulligans we would take. This is the bottom line. I watch film and I'm not happy with what I see. And I don't know why I've always had that mentality, but I've always I've always focused on how I could do things better instead of like, man, that was I that was actually one of my best plays of my life. I like I like if it's a good play, things better instead of like, man, that was actually one of my best

plays of my life. I would like, if it's a good play, I just kind of like, all right, fine, I'm good. I did my fucking job. It's almost like it's expected. Hey, I did what I was supposed to do. I did what I was supposed to do. And then I go on to the next plane. I'm like, man, I'm a fucking turd. Yeah. God damn it. Why did I go in with that kind of leverage? Or why didn't I use my hands more on that blocker? Why didn't I use a bigger move or get off the ball faster on this route? You know, there's so many things that go through your mind when you're watching film and for me the majority of them are negative

Or ways that I could do things better. Yeah, and I mean I just always had that mentality so when it comes to a mulligan man, I want every fucking play that I that I don't ever miss job. Yeah, give me that. Give me a mulligan on that fucking play. I'm with you. I definitely think about it the same way. The good plays are what are expected. It's the ones that don't go well that you want back and that you think about more. I guess that's why we're sore losers. Fuck. There you go. The whole world knows I fucked that play up. You're the greatest to ever do it, son. Don't you forget it. I've had a lot of good ones. That one wasn't good. All right. Raise the glass. Finally,

we mentioned a few weeks ago we were partnering with Crown Royal to shine a light on the most generous 92 percenters because Crown Royal to shine a light on the most generous 92%ers because Crown Royal believes that when you live generously, life will treat you royally. We're still blown away by all the submissions, you 92%ers have been sending us and everything you're doing, but it's time to raise a glass to this week's Royal 92%er. Marshall S. Lindenberg Who we got? Tonya Morrow How about that? Marshall S. Lindenberg Okay, Tonya. What's Tonya up to? Supercenter, Tanya Morrow. How about that?

Okay, Tanya, what's Tanya up to? Well, from Tanya's friend, Jamie, who nominated Tanya. Tanya is one of our high school English teachers and also our head softball coach. This year she won Teacher of the Year for our campus. Way to go, Tanya. In addition to her paid jobs, she also volunteers for our staff engagement committee, which, Tanya. In addition to her paid jobs, she also

volunteers for our staff engagement committee, which has the sole purpose of bringing joy to other teachers. She is a part of our safety and security committee as well. There we go. Okay. Safety and security, engagement committee. I see you, Tanya. Okay, Tanya. All sorts of extracurriculars. Tanya is also a city council member for the city of Haslett. Wow. Texas. Okay. She is often the voice of reason and always does what is best for the people in the community. Tanya. I'm loving,

I'm loving everything Jamie's saying about you. You are nailing this girl. In her free time, she taught, she takes her dash out. You have a dash out. They're adorable. Um, Louie all around the state and racism. Tanya is an amazing person who does for people and never asked for anything in return. Also, she is the only Eagles fan other than me in a sea of Cowboys fans. And for that alone, she deserves to be recognized. Tanya.

Gosh dang it, Jamie. I agree. Teachers don't get enough credit. Am I right, Trav? I mean, there's no question. Matter of fact, if I got a million dollars back to that dumb question, I'd fund a foundation to make sure that the teachers

get more credit and more pay and just more recognition. God damn, this is great. Why didn't we think about this earlier? I love it. I love this. Dash on races. I got to see this. I want to see how Louie handles it.

Do you know what a dash on is? No, but I did used to love watching those dog competitions on ESPN back in the day. Dash ons are wiener dogs, another popular name for them. I can only imagine dash on races where they're a little feeder. Just dash on skin hit speeds of up to 15 to 20 miles an hour. No chance. Not a chance. I'm not buying that. No, there's no way a dash on has beaten me in a race. No way. And I can't run 15 to 20 miles an hour at this point. I get, I get hit 15. I get a 15. I ain't hitting 20 though. There's no way you're hitting 15 miles an hour.

I'll put that GPS on right now. You're out of your mind. I'm definitely hitting 15. I hit, I hit 18, 19 routinely, but 20 is a little bit, 20 is a little high. Interim Brandon said, that's what Google said. Well, you can't believe everything you read on Google. Yeah. I honestly, I don't believe the majority of what I read on Google. It's probably a good way to go about life. If you'd like to join Crown Royal and raise a glass to our generous 92% are over the age of 21 in your community, send an email to newheightsshow

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production and crew, we're going gonna need you for this one boy. We are. Fuck and to our 92% or sorry you had to listen to that. We'll see you guys next week. I'm kidding to our 92% of you guys. Peace. Baseball. Fuck. What a great movie. Dude, we need to do a live show where we actually do a full on live baseball fucking game with the beers.

Come on. The beers. Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Dude, if they're willing. I was just saying the beers as in like garage beer. But yeah, well, they can the beers as in like garage beer. But yeah, well, they can be the beer sponsored by garage beer. There you go. I would psych the fuck out of Trey Parker.