New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Travis Makes History, Biggest Surprise of Week 8 and A Very Kelce Halloween | EP 162
Episode Date: October 29, 202592%ers, welcome to another episode of New Heights brought to you by WhatsApp! On today’s episode, we get Jason’s review of 1587, Travis reacts to his record-breaking game against the... Commanders, and explains why the Chiefs are “AAF.” We also look at the rest of a blowout-filled Week 8 with the Eagles running over the Giants, Jason gives his thoughts on the weird tush push missed call, Jets Jake takes a victory lap after getting his first win of the season, we look at some absurd plays from Jonathan Taylor, and hand out some Stamps of the Week. Finally, we celebrate the spooky season and crown a winner of the New Heights Halloween Costume contest, give some advice to dudes in their 30s, look back at some vintage Kelce childhood Halloween costumes, and Travis gives us maybe the best Luigi impression we’ve ever heard. Watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights every Wednesday during the NFL season and follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshowYou can also listen to new episodes ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. ...Download the full podcast here:Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMbApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynwCheck out New Heights on Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR2MJWYS?ref=blogShop all the New Heights merch at https://homage.com/newheights Support the show: WHATSAPP: It’s time for WhatsApp. Download WhatsApp now. Visit https://whatsapp.com/GILLETTE: Gillette is the Official Grooming Partner of Movember. Visit http://PGbrandsaver.com/movember for details. AUDIBLE: Sign up for a free 30-day trial at http://audible.com/newheightsALLSTATE: Checking first is smart. So, check https://Allstate.com first for a quote that could save you hundreds. DRAFT KINGS: GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Terms: http://draftkings.com/sportsbook. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min.-500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 11/23/25. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 11/16/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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You're over a decade older than every other person on this list.
Man, I feel younger than ever, too, man.
Every single person on this list was born after Y2K.
That's insane.
They don't even know what Y2K is.
They don't even know the world was about the end.
They didn't know the predicament that we were in with the computers and their calendars.
You know how many gallons of water?
We're in our basement.
Because that's what we were going to lose.
We were going to lose water.
Listen, we've made a critical malfunction.
Water and toilet paper.
We were fucking stocked.
That's what.
Welcome back to New Heights.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a Wondry show brought to you by WhatsApp.
Everybody get on that WhatsApp and communicate because that's what you do on WhatsApp.
We're your host.
I'm Travis Kelsey.
This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio.
Shout out to the Tigers.
And shout out to the United States.
University of Cincinnati.
Come on, baby.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah, baby.
Roll the Baylor Bears last week, 41, 20,
and we're going over to Utah for college game day.
That's right, baby.
Cincinnati, the Bearcats versus the Uts.
Smitty, the cats are coming in town, baby.
All right, let's keep this day going.
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other people what we got today.
90% is we got another great episode.
We're going to talk about the Chief's big Monday night football win.
Eagles rolling against the Giants, the rest of the week eight, which was basically just a bunch
of plots.
It's probably one of the most unexciting and exciting.
Is it unexciting and exciting?
Yeah, the game sucked.
There's a lot of Bunn's games this week, but we're going to talk about them.
Celebrate another successful national tight end day.
Yeah.
If you do celebrate it.
And take a look at some of New Heights Halloween costumes.
Oh, nice.
Hell yeah.
We got a lot going on.
So let's get right into some of that.
New news.
No news.
Hey-yo.
Hot 1587 review.
Jason came all the way to Kansas City just to go to my restaurant.
I did.
It was fantastic.
How about it?
And he ordered just about everything that I told him to order.
You told me the Hamachi, the A5 strip.
Yeah.
Giff.
Lopter also got those.
The linguine.
Did you get the linguine?
I didn't get the linguine.
Fuck.
I knew I was forgetting something.
Yeah, you were missing out on that one.
I heard you might even have some content with Big Ed coming up.
Big Ed was there with me.
Nice.
It was a great meal.
It was good.
Saw Peter Schrager and Cliff Kingsbury there.
Nice.
It was a star studded like everybody.
Troy popped in too?
I don't know.
I didn't see if Troy was eating there.
Joe Buck was definitely there with.
Nice.
Michelle.
Well, I appreciate you for pulling up.
Joe Buck, the whole gang over there at ESPN,
and any of the commanders that stopped through knowing that most of the away teams stay at the lows as well.
But yeah, man, how'd you like it?
It's fantastic.
I mean, it's a high-end, like, very well-done steakhouse.
Nice.
I did think it was interesting.
There was a lot more creativity to it.
I didn't.
There was the goat burger, which was like a step up from the big red, but I'm like, I'm getting the big red.
I'm here for the Andy.
Reburger.
Got to get the big red burger.
And then got the cheese steak as well.
We also got the meatballs and whipped ricotta.
That was fantastic.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Did you get the Big Yetty?
I did.
I got the Big Yetty.
I got the Alchemy.
I got both.
The Alchemy.
Nice.
I'll tell you what.
That thing is.
Cosmopolitan twist, which I don't care.
Call me what you want.
It was tasty.
The Big Yeti was great.
Got a garage beer.
Nice.
Yeah.
We got garagers in there, baby.
My favorite part of the evening.
The waitress is.
We're asking her like, oh, what do you like?
And she's kind of listing off all these things.
And you know, dad can't hear, right?
So he's on the far side of it already.
Damn it.
And I look, I'm like looking over and I look over at him.
And I can tell he can't hear a fucking, and he just looks up.
He whispers to me.
He's like, I can't fucking hear a single thing she's saying.
And all he does is she's mid still explaining.
He's like, with ricotta and meatballs.
It's like, not in the dick way.
He just like, he just like blurtes it out.
And she's like, oh, yeah, the whippercata is like a nice.
And I'm like, oh, no, no, he's ordering that.
It was so fucking funny.
Brandon put it in here.
What's the most Travis Kelsey thing about the restaurant?
What's the most Travis Kelsey thing about the restaurant?
I mean, the big Yeti drink.
I think the most Travis Kelsey thing is like it has a lot of,
like regular food done at like an upscale level like I've always made fun of Travis a little bit
for like chicken fingers cheese burgers like grilled cheese like your yeah like a very like trap for a long
time ate like a child and now we're at a steakhouse and there's some child like items that
are done at like a really high level or like I guess like normal item like lobster roll like it's like everybody's
not a lobster roll, but this is like a more upscale, intense flavor lobster on it.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So that feels Travis Kelsey like.
I appreciate you pulling up to the restaurant and everybody that pulled up to the restaurant,
man.
And if you get an opportunity, go in there and check it out, man.
You get there on the prime time and the prime hours, man.
You get some live music, all pretty much Motown music.
And they absolutely crush it in there, man.
It's such an honor to be a part of this thing.
Highly recommend getting your reservation in advance because it was, it's not easy to get into, folks.
Who are rolling, baby.
All right, let's keep this thing moving.
Jason came out with yet another cinematic masterpiece.
I don't know where do they call you Arnold Kelsey or Jason Schwarzenegger.
We had this idea to do a predator garage beer freaking kind of funny short film.
This isn't even the full night.
We got a full, like, 11-minute feature coming out on November 1st.
Let's go.
And one of the coolest things that we got to actually partner with the actual
Predator movie that's coming out.
So we're doing a bunch of cross-promotion because, I mean, I don't know what it is about
Predator.
I just love everything about the series, like all of it.
Like, whenever there's a Predator available to be watched, I'm all in on it.
And this new one looks pretty dumb.
Yeah.
I can't.
Well, just because you're a help promote.
it i'm in yeah man it'll be awesome dude you got bow allen in it again dude bo's
crushing it everywhere that i'm just blown away at how good this shit looks like it's not just
you just fucking around with like a camcorder in the backyard it's like you guys are actually doing a
great job with the special effects and like just the shots and the lighting and everything looks
fucking great man honestly like i can take zero credit for that yeah there's a we have a we have a we
We have a show in love, though.
We have a Jordan Phoenix, the director, and I think it's his company.
If I'm not, if it's not Jordan, I apologize, I always fucking forget, but he's has a whole
crew of people that he works with, and we've done a bunch of stuff now, garage beer.
We did the Brumete earlier in the year with you.
They are incredible, all of them, but Papa and Nathan, Hackett, Jason Hackett has been in a bunch
of the films now.
So there's like a good team of people that know how to work together.
And Jordan, so I guess he knows so many people in the different...
In the industry.
Yeah, the industry.
Thank you.
Where, like, if we need sound, he's got a sound guy.
If we need special effects, there's that person.
And it's been a lot of fun making this stuff.
So, you know, we get to drink a bunch of beer and make some stupid film.
It's saved the world, man.
and enjoy reliving one of our childhood favorite movies of all time
and get excited about the new one coming out.
So, yeah, it's pretty awesome.
Appreciate it.
Well, if you guys,
if you guys haven't seen just the first snippet,
which was the cross promo for the new Predator movie,
it's on Garage Beer's social page as well as Jason's social page.
But coming November 1st or second, second?
So our film is coming out the first.
I think that's Friday.
Is that sound right?
Sure.
Let's call it November 1st.
Everybody stay on the lookout.
Yeah, and then Predator Badlands.
The new Predator that comes out this year is coming out November 7th.
Keep a lookout, baby.
Let's move on to a little bold topics to wrap up week eight in the NFL.
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Let's start with the Chiefs, Trave, a little Monday night football.
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Chiefs 28, Commander 7, Monday Night Football, Trave.
What are your initial thoughts?
I got to stop fucking handing the goddamn other team the ball, man.
You made up for it.
That's the thing.
Everyone's like, yeah, you made up for it.
You had 99 more yards.
And I'm just like, yeah, no, that doesn't take away for the fact that I turned the ball over.
But I appreciate it.
Thank you for saying that I had a decent game and that you forgot about it.
I think we're rolling, man.
We're rolling as a team.
Obviously, commanders missing their their QB, and he's the kind of player where if he's playing,
that game is probably a little bit closer.
Yeah.
But at the same time, man, defense is playing great.
Special teams is playing great.
And offense, man, it just feels like we're dialing the right things up and we're rolling
as an offense, man.
It's fun when everybody's getting a piece of the pie.
You know, Rishie's going crazy.
Noah Gray's making big plays left and right.
We got the run game.
We're getting downhill, even without Trey, Tray Smith.
And my guy Mike Calliando stepped up again this week.
And it's just, it's fun to play on this, on this offense with this many weapons, man.
It's just a fucking blast.
And sure enough, we're scored touchdowns, man.
And that's where it really gets fun, man.
When you're putting up seven points every time you touch the ball, man, fuck.
It's a fun, fun time.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, it was close in the first half, but both offenses are really rolling the first half.
I know, like, Jaden was obviously missed out there, but Mariotta played really good in the first half, especially.
He only had like three incompletions.
One of them was the interception that bounced off at Debo's face mask.
So it was a weird first half.
Like, you guys moved the ball really well.
Obviously, had the two turnovers you mentioned to play where it hit off your hands.
Yeah.
They had a couple turnover on downs, but in the second half, you guys got it cleaned up, started finishing the drives off, right?
Yeah.
It is a, it's kind of, we talked about it before the game.
The thing that's really carried the chiefs the last couple years has been the defense.
And then obviously you guys being able to execute in close games and in crucial moments, but the defense is kind of been the thing that's been really high level in Kansas City.
Now the offense, it feels like you guys are playing better than you've played in like two or three years right now.
Like you're really holistically, you're making big plays down the field.
You're getting all the short passes.
I think pat's like time to throw is quicker than it's ever been in his career.
Yeah.
The offensive line is protecting so much better.
The run game is going.
Like it feels like every single facet of the offense is really operating at a high level.
And we haven't seen that really in two or three.
years consistently like it is right now, I feel like.
So it's kind of crazy to say, I feel like the Chiefs right now might be better than
they've been the last two years.
I mean, I don't want to crown anything.
You guys went to two Super Bowls, and it feels like somehow you guys got better.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't know if it feels like that to you.
The energy in the building feels a lot more electric.
Like, it feels like we're moving at a pace that we weren't moving at last year.
And it's honestly.
Because we're scoring touchdowns, I think when everybody's getting a piece of the pie like this, I mean, you know, there's there's a lot of focus on me and obviously Rishi and you got fastest, one of the fastest guys in the league, Xavier.
And then Hollywood is a big play waiting to be made.
And then Taekwant is out here making big plays early on.
So he's a threat.
And then all of a sudden, Juju's wide-ass fucking open in the middle of the field because you forgot about him.
And, you know, it's-
Let's bring that a Juju does so many.
little things that just do not get any credit ball player baby just a ball player man he's he's he's
he's a very good possession receiver he blocks his ass off oh yeah and on top of that like i know
i don't want to bring up the whole like swagger baby he gets in other people like he is the he's an
instigator and it's good to have one of those guys out there like that's just the reality of like
he's an instigator without like the intentions of i shouldn't say instigator i should he's an agitator
He's going to get, like, shit riled up and get people out of playing their game.
He's a showman.
He's a showman.
He loves to have fun.
He likes to do fun first down motions or whatever you call them.
Like, he enjoys playing the game of football at the highest level possible.
You know what I mean?
So, and when you're doing that kind of stuff, yeah, it's going to piss some guys off when you're having success, man.
It's the best.
And it was an outstanding game.
The Chiefs, again, building on it.
And you guys got a big task coming up this next week in Buffalo.
short week
but let's talk about
some Yeti records
these are official
official records trap
with your catch
when your touchdown catch
in the third quarter
you're now tied
with the franchise record
for touchdowns
right you and Priest Holmes
are tied
fucking homes man
that's some pretty crazy stuff
dude
because Priest Holmes
that was like the heart
of our childhood
and our fandom
in the NFL man
and all the all the video games
and every like priest Holmes
was he was a guy
that I was fucking
playing on the video games
with left and right
because how bad ass he was
well it's even wilder
I appreciate
I don't know who put this in there
probably I don't know
we'll give brinter brin
whoever put this in there
saying Holmes did it
in four and a half seasons
how fucking crazy is that
oh my god
he scored 83 touchdowns
in four and a half seasons
that tells you
how dominant priest Holmes was
for that dude
so dog I'm telling you
bro they were in two tight-ed sets
and they were fucking
handing that thing off to him dude
left and right.
They're like, bro, give priest the fucking ball.
Travis, your second in receiving yards this season.
You're 36.
The other top five guys are 23, 24, 25, and 22 years old.
Tyler Warren's having an incredible year.
Tucker Kraft.
Did you watch that Green Bay game Sunday night?
Did I watch that fucking guess I did?
That is a fucking man amongst boys right there, baby.
Right?
Tucker's a dog, man.
I hear through a lot of a lot of the league and the time I spent with him.
the titan you man he's just the fucking man he's all right he's the epitome of a fucking
tight end he's did whatever you need coach i'm here i'm here to fucking get this thing done
and uh and they leaned on him a lot in the past game this past uh sunday night and man he was
fucking rolling dude not only was he had like i don't he was just shy of like 150 i think
maybe i'm wrong on that but he was right around there he was one like all of them none of them
were like easy crossers wide open like he was catching breaking tagging
The one big one he had, he had to moss fucking, like two people to get up there and go get it.
Like, bro, just a fucking dog.
It was a, it was a very impressive game from him.
But yeah, Travis, you're, you're over a decade older than every other person on this list.
Ah, damn, man.
I feel younger than ever, too, man.
Every single person on this list was born after Y2K.
That's insane.
They don't even know a Y2K is.
No, they don't.
They don't even know the world was about the end.
Yeah.
They didn't know the fucking predicament that we were in with the computers and their calendars.
You know how many calendars?
Water.
We're under,
we're in our basement.
Because that's what we were going to lose.
We were going to lose water.
Listen,
we've made a critical malfunction.
Water and toilet paper.
We were fucking stocked.
That shit.
They don't even fucking know.
They don't even.
That's fucking great.
She was keeping me up at night when I was fucking 10.
Oh, man, most importantly, we got your biggest fan.
I just love every time you fucking do something, the one guy who's guaranteed to fucking
the one person who's guaranteed to shout you out is the one and only Henry Winkler.
Let's go.
A nice tweet.
Congratulations, T. Kelsey.
That's fine.
Nice, man.
That's my guy right there.
the Fons. We had a bunch of your teammates weighing in.
Rishie Rice said, you know, I've seen a lot of spark
out of trave. It's never really gone. He's a very
patient player. Patience is
not a word I'd usually describe you with.
I've been learning that from
constantly. I learned that from Mr. Miyagi.
Then Patrick Mahomes said this.
He's just like the true chief's chief.
I mean, he is the guy that's been here through the whole
thing, been here with Coach Reed the entire time.
And he helps set the culture.
You know, he helps set the culture of what
it means and to play for Coach Reed
and to play in Kansas City. And I was able to come in
and have that guy to rely on.
And so he's breaking all the records now.
And, I mean, he's all about the team.
So I want to make sure he gets that.
Hopefully, we can get another football for him later in the season
when he actually breaks the record.
There we go.
How does it feel to be the chief's chief?
If anybody's the chief, it's Andy Reed.
Yeah, baby.
When it comes to being one of his disciples and one of his guys,
you know, that's where the real honor comes in.
And obviously, there's been so many fucking unbelievable players
that come through Kansas City and that the history is very rich and the prestige of, you know,
players on and off the field here is, you know, that's a legacy.
And, uh, no, it's just, it's cool to hear old Patty Mahomes say that.
There's an article in the athletic about the chief's new three-letter slogan for this year,
A-A-F, walk us through, uh, we're going to a bunch of three-letter slogans, man.
Yeah, what's up the players?
I'll tell you what, right, listen, slogans.
Yeah, big acronym.
Big acronym team.
We got a few of them.
BAMF is another one that you guys haven't heard yet.
BAMF? Yeah, BAMF is another one.
Bad ass motherfucker. I think I know that one.
All right.
Maybe.
The thing is, that's why it's an acronym.
So, you know, you can say it.
Don't have to worry about getting fined.
There you go.
It's, it's, it's, sometimes you just got to throw an acronym together or a slogan together
and get the team, you know, all under one understanding of it.
of how we're about to go about our day.
And I think Coach Nagy and the offensive staff,
we came up with this in, I think, OTAs.
Yeah.
And, you know, kind of like wanted to make sure that everybody was on the same page
on how we were going to get things done,
how we were going to go to work every single day,
the type of mindset that you need to have.
And coaches come up with these slogans all the time, brother.
This isn't the, as you know, this isn't the first slogan to ever,
sometimes it's the acronyms and you got like hold the rope I do like when it's more
I do like the feed the fire fuel the fire chop wood yeah and then you just circle the wagons
there's a nice like little like when you have like a team motto it's and I think it comes from
I think Navy SEALs and like military world where like you have like a one word phrase and it just
like snaps people back into like locking in right and that's like what this is usually used for
I remember do you remember ours of Cincinnati?
Def woo, baby.
D-E-F-W-U.
Don't ever fuck with us.
That was a big, big, Derek Wolf.
Was that Derek Wolf, or was that a big red thing with Zip?
Do you remember?
I don't know where it originated, but it was definitely that, that Eastern Ohio.
Ohio Valley, yeah, yeah, but yeah, that was a big one for us.
Yeah, that's, the acronyms are always fun for sure, especially if you get a good one.
Yeah, you get a good one.
throw it on a t-shirt everybody's fired up and that's what that's what it's about is that
everybody's bought in everybody's saying it everybody has that type of mentality and when you get
everybody to buy in having fun with it man that's what it's there for man not only you guys
uh a a a f on offense your aaf on defense the defense is only giving up seven points in the
last eight quarters 24 points in the last three games yeah they uh they're getting it done
baby they're rolling right now they were giving up some yards in that first half but when
players had to make a play like there was uh trent mcd
Duffy, had a tackle on like a, was a second and one where he just broke on a little
rub route and just made a hell of a fucking play.
Trent's a fucking dog, man.
Also, shout out to Zach Ertz, Washington commanders.
The other 36, was he 36, too?
He's definitely year 13.
I think he's 34, turn to 35, maybe.
All right, a little bit younger.
Yeah, he was a four-year college guy, four-year college guy.
There you go.
Yeah, Stanford.
Yeah, he might have been three shit.
Not just in college.
Yeah, shout out to Zach Ertz, joined Tony Gonzalez, Jason Whitten, Travis
Kelsey, Antonio Gates, and Shannon Sharp to become only the six tight end in NFL history
with 800 career reception.
Yes, sir.
Me, obviously, everybody knows.
Me and Ertz came in 13 years ago, 2013.
And to see him still fucking doing it, man.
We saw each other before and after it, man.
And I just cherish every fucking game I get to play with that guy, man, or get to compete against
man yeah absolutely i got a lot of great memories from zach got some hardware to share too
anything uh we missed about the game chiefs no man we're rolling baby we're rolling we're rolling we got a big
one this week against buffalo uh on a short week man and uh the bills got rolling again this past week
they were part of that some of those blowout games that we saw on sunday and they put up 40
is that right yeah yeah i mean they can score with the best of them baby james cook had like
over 200 and 20 30 yards something like that getting him the ball
getting him the ball is pretty goddamn good
good strategy yeah so
hopefully we can slow that down and
keep putting up points like we've been
putting up over the past couple weeks
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slash new heights all right now let's get to the rest of the NFL this week which was a bunch of
fucking blowouts like Jason was mentioned earlier let's start with this one that was uh it wasn't
necessarily a blowout but it was a pretty one-sided it was a blowout yeah it was pretty one-sided i feel
comfortable saying that because the giants already blew us out once so we'll call it blowout
it was yeah blowout the blowout Eagles 38 Giants 20 um obviously one of the biggest storylines of the
NFL is scataboo uh had a pretty aggressive uh ankle injury sending all the love to him hopefully
he can get back man the NFL absolutely loves a motherfucker like that just a tough as nails dude
hopefully he gets back in uh in in tip top shape uh big dom dom de sandro sent over some pizza and cheese
steaks i mean the guy got a standing ovation as he was getting carted off nobody wants to
see one of the most loved players in the league get hurt like that and um obviously what that guy's
met the football over the past couple weeks has been pretty fucking fun to watch
So hopefully he gets back healthy and back to running dudes over
and being the epitome of a fucking NFL football player, man.
Yeah, man, I think that you saw, like, the link can be brutal
to opposing players and fans.
Especially rival teams, yeah.
I've seen the link not handle opposing players getting injured well before.
And I don't think it was intentional.
Like, I think they're just excited about a big hit or something happening.
but it was so apparent how much respect everybody in the NFL has for this guy
and how he plays the game.
Like, he got a standing ovation getting off the field.
Like, very excited to see the future that Cam Scadaboo has in this league
and in such a short time to entrench yourself with that much respect in this league
just shows.
I try to tell young players this all the time.
Like, players are, oh, the fans are on me about this.
Or, you know, I'm getting unfair credit.
Dude, if you.
just go out there and you play with reckless abandon you will be cheap like and i bring this story
up all the time zach ertz got crushed for a week or whatever the first catch he had
he went out there and he ran through like three people broke three tackles and the it was like
being carried forward and you know what happened you know what the fans did they fucking erupted in
cheers i don't want to hear like oh like they don't they're saying mean things like motherfucker
you control it if you got there with great energy and effort you will be loved in the sport
football that's one of the beautiful things about the sport yep people love guys that just have relentless
motors so that requires zero talent it just that's just the reality of it that's so spot on man
well get healthy big guy um enjoy those cheese steaks dime dropped off but let's get to this game
uh initial thoughts on the game jason i mean this is exactly what we've been waiting to see i mean
we've known that the eagles are talented and that if they can play up to what they're capable of
that they are a very dangerous team.
And obviously, the Giants have been clicking.
They've been playing well recently with Jackson Dart,
Camp Scadaboo, although he left early.
And I do think that that took some wind out of their sails.
The Eagles were rolling right from the get-go.
I mean, it started with, what, the second play of the game with that Sequin Barclay,
huge rushing touchdown.
It never stopped.
I mean, we've been waiting to see the ground game get going.
And a lot has been made about Jalen Hertz in the passing game.
And that started to get fixed the last couple weeks.
but I don't think people really realize how much when you're running the ball well,
it just makes everything go.
Your play action passing is better.
You're in less third and long situations.
You're in more third and manageable even when you get to them.
And it just makes the rhythm so much better.
And the Eagles ran the ball so freaking well.
Landon Dickerson is fine.
It looks like he's fully healthy and he's been there for the last couple weeks.
Brett Toth was in for Cam Juergens.
being injured from last game and he went in and played center in the Vikings game without any
reps during the week and it wasn't the best outing right that's a tough situation to be
throwing into right like you work on guard and these other things all week and all of a sudden
you're live in the game doing the snaps and he bounced back man there's a lot of criticism all
week about the previous game and one of his games of guard and he honestly was one of the best
players up front for him throughout the day he had a bunch of crucial blocks he did well in the
combinations. He had a lot of fold schemes pulling around, making blocks at the second level.
And something else that I think doesn't ever really get talked. And I know this just because
I know Brett, he puts the line in a really, he's going to make sure the calls are right. And that
is such a big part of having a backup going at center. Because if you're not all on the same page,
it's not communicated well, it can like make everything fall apart. And you could see that those
guys were in sync and that everybody was on the same page and that is that's half of being successful
in the run game nine times i especially if you got great players which you get bodies on bodies
baby you could give a guy like sayquan a chance man it's we're we're rolling brett you got to give him
his flowers and i know philadelphia already is had an outstanding game big fred johnson a lot of
six man offense alignment in the game you want to get the run game going it always helps when you put a
six 10 fucking mutant of a human being out there to go pave some fucking
run lanes over and yeah they they just they were outstanding all game
sayquine had a day tank bigsby was running the ball really well it was one for a
hunter baby i mean there were massive holes but at the same time they're also making guys
miss breaking tackles the eagles clearly were on a mission to establish the run all day
they've been waiting for this to happen you could tell they were energized to get it
going and they fucking delivered like with
passion it was an awesome game to watch for an offensive lineman's perspective um and then of course jalen was
and devante smith in particular were spectacular with the play action don't forget don't forget my god
dallas man dallas got in the zone twice baby i was talking to mina kimes in the production truck
right before one of the games one time and we were talking about the little rPO with the tight end
sneaks off into the flat in like every red zone or short yard of situation and it's like i don't know
why we we don't do this every time like i don't think anybody ever covers it and then sure enough
He gets a touchdown right off of that.
It's like, yep.
So it was similar to you guys.
The Eagles right now are rolling in every phase now.
This was what we've been waiting for.
The running game has a click.
This is a great establishing game for the Eagles ground game.
Hopefully, Seguan isn't too banged up,
and we can get him back after this byweek against Green Bay.
But if the ground game is clicking like this,
they have a great balance right now of Jalen going under center doing play action.
They're still, and then they're doing the RPO's at times,
whether it's the fold schemes with Toth
or the zone read options
where you got Dallas in the flat, whatever it is.
They're doing a great job with all of that.
And then on top of that, Jalen's operating really well
throwing the ball down the field and getting explosive play.
So you could not have asked for a better game offensively.
Like you couldn't have.
Yeah.
So anyways.
Get them boys up front rolling, man.
Let's go, Bubba.
And then what we didn't talk about is the tush push.
Very controversial push.
Did you see it?
Of course I did.
It's a fumble.
Like, they missed it.
I'm glad you said it.
It's one of those, like, you got to fucking blow the whistle and say that his momentum stopped
or you got to call it a fumble.
Well, I think that they were trying to blow the whistle, supposedly.
I don't know the exact sequence of it, but his forward momentum wasn't stopped, right?
Like, listen, I know everybody wants to get on the tush push.
Again, I don't see how this has anything to do with the push.
Officials miss forward progress calls all the time.
All the time.
So I know there's been a lot of noise around false starts.
this play and I get it and if the tush push truly is hard to officiate that would
certainly be a reason to ban it I'm not looking to make excuses I just don't know how these
little things have to do with the actual pushing of tushes like it'll still be an issue if
the Eagles run quarterback sneak like that's my one caveat to it like if you allow
offensive alignment to false start they're going to do that whether there's people pushing
the quarterback or not if you stop forward progress it wasn't like it wasn't visible
like it was visible the thing was is that his legs weren't on the ground right well it was like he
he can't go forward anymore other than he's being pushed right which was like is does that mean
his momentum still going because if his momentum still going then that's that's one 100% of fumble
I think his momentum was still going I think the officials missed the call but it happens all the time
I mean there's this forward progress thing comes up every once in a while like it's not like
that unique but and I also like one of my favorite things about
the whole thing is Giants fans being livid at the officials tweeting at me.
I'm like, y'all are getting your asses whipped.
What the fuck you're talking about the official?
Like this ain't a one like this.
Yeah, like I don't know what the hell you're, what game?
What game are y'all watching?
How about you,
how about you're talking about your safety for not fucking tackling?
What are we talking about the officials for?
I was just like, blown away.
I was like, listen, you can complain about the officials when your team is kind of keeping
it close, but when you're getting your ass whipped, let's, let's be a little,
Yeah, let's see. Exactly. Exactly.
Well, Kvon, Tibido gets asked about it after the game, and he says,
Sounds like some bullshit to me.
Then Brian Burns quickly cautions him, hey, you'll get fine.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Tiptoe said, sorry, sorry, no, that was a great call by the rest.
I mean, that was a great call by the rest.
That'll save you a fine right there.
Would you give them a nice compliment afterwards?
Which I don't agree with, listen, I am, you know me.
I do not like complaining about officials.
I've never have, I, that's not how I operate.
I don't think that you should be fine.
I think that's bullshit, personally.
Yeah, I can't give my opinion on what I thought about the call.
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
What is that?
Yeah, it's a freedom of speech, baby.
What the fuck are we doing right here?
No, I got my, I got my fine.
I don't think that you should be able to be fine for that.
I think that's nonsense.
And I am all for having the officials back usually, but I mean, listen, it was a bad call.
Like, what do you want me to say?
I don't know.
Moving on to some other things from Week 8.
A lot of Buns games this week.
I mean, it's fun if you wanted to watch the favorite,
just beat the ever-leaving shit out of the underdog.
It was a great week for you.
Other than the one game.
Other than the one game.
The spirit of Nick Mangold got this one done.
I really do like, dude, the Jets winless.
Like, there's no hope that they're going to win a game all season.
They can't.
They got no momentum happening.
And like, obviously it's been talked about Nick Mangled passing.
He's been struggling with the genetic.
disorder and needed a new kidney and you want to talk about one of the stalwart like come on man
best offensive lineman to ever play the game oh yeah and i know i get credit a lot for being
a lot of people come up and tell me like you're the best center to ever play like i get that
from other people and it's hard to receive that because i know in my heart that nick mangled at his
best was 10 times a player than i ever was like i could never be that dominant at the center position
Nick was phenomenal.
He was unbelievable in pass protection.
He was an unbelievably smart leader and getting those guys on the same page.
And he would murder people in the run game.
He was unbelievable when he was in the NFL.
He was unbelievable to Ohio State.
Yeah, he was.
He's just a stud in every fashion.
And, I mean, it's just a travesty that's happened at such a young age.
He's got a whole fucking family.
And he's just one of the most, like when you think about offensive linemen over the past two decades,
like the best of the best, you don't look any further than Nick Mangled.
I just think it's really fitting that on the day this whole thing happens,
that the Jets go out there and pull off the upset and beat the Bengals.
It had me rooting for him, man, and not because it was against the Bengals,
just because of, you know, what had went down with Mangled.
And it's crazy how it all came down to them having to score a touchdown at the end,
and they go with the half-back pass.
And it wasn't like a catch and everybody like it sucks the defense in and there was like
They're like, no, this is our best chance to throw the ball.
And it's gloved.
It doesn't work.
It's gloved.
And he says, you know what?
Game on the line.
Here we go.
Oh, the old toss.
Oh, it was.
It was open.
He was just laid on it.
Yeah.
Oh, for Mason Taylor, baby.
Let's go.
Oh, man.
I don't know if that's his first touchdown, man,
but that's a pretty electric first touchdown if it is.
Sealed the deal.
Well, I think there's only one thing to do, Trav.
We got to bring in the one man
who's been waiting for this all season.
Jets Jank, please take your victory lap.
Come on in.
Let's fucking go!
Let's go!
This is what the NFL's made of, just dreams.
Cracks the beer.
Did you crack a beer?
What did you do over there?
Miami Dolphins, when a team,
loses and they keep their undefeated streak, they pop champagne.
I'm drinking garage beers, boys.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Want to know since we had the tattoo guy on the show.
Let's do it.
One and oh, bring them back on.
Bring Kaysen back on.
Bring them on every week.
Bring them on every week.
Get another tattoo.
We got to buy this week.
Yeah, he's got to get a sleeve full of Jets tattoos.
Let's go.
A sleeve full of Jake tattoos.
I can't I can't endorse that but when when breeze when breeze hall threw the ball what was going on in
your mind I thought he was throwing it away I was like don't know it was the biggest no no no no yes play
of all time and then even still I was like well there's too much time left for Joe Flacko
they're going to come down the field they're going to kick a field goal and that fourth and nine
like my heart was racing and then they they fucking did it they had one stop when they needed
when they needed to get it,
the Jets got to fucking win.
I don't have to hobby horse into the ocean.
I'm very grateful.
How hilarious.
Congratulations, Jake.
Congratulations, all of you Jets fans.
And yeah, we've got to get Casey Barrett back on the show, I guess.
Go enjoy those garages, dude.
I got to clean on my room.
Finish those beers first.
Cleaning's always better when you've finished your beers first.
Yeah.
All righty.
It was also Travis's favorite holiday National Tight End Day.
I mean, a bunch of blowouts, tight end.
are getting the fucking ball.
A bunch of blowouts.
What do you expect?
Dallas got her.
Two touchdowns.
George Kilda got in the end zone.
Hunter Henry got in the end zone.
David and Joku got in the end zone.
Jake got in the end zone.
Harold Fanon Jr. got in the end zone.
Jason Taylor got in the end zone.
National Tight End Day MVP.
Tucker Kraft,
143 yards and two touchdowns.
What a fucking day.
Trav, were you bummed not be able to play on the National Tight End Day?
I mean, you still had a great day too.
No, I was enjoying sitting down watching National Tight End Day.
Nice.
Should it be National Tight End Day?
side-end week?
No.
Thank God.
Just a note of that.
All right.
We can move on from that now.
Jonathan Taylor MVP watch, man.
This guy is fucking on fire.
You forget how fast this son of a buck is, man.
Dude, we hit that.
God, what was the 80-yard?
When he...
Holy shit.
Him and Gibbs from the Lions, dude, those two, when they get the fucking open field,
bye-bye.
The 80-yard touchdown he had, I want to, like, yell at the safety for taking a bad angle,
but I don't, like, he goes from, like, whatever he's doing to, like,
top in speed so quickly
like it's like I don't even how you fucking see
that coming it's like the 200 turn
in a in a track me it's like the
200 you're like he just hits that fucking
turn and just watch the safety right here
like he just
how is he fucking
he's tightroping it while
running 21 miles an hour
he's running away from guys like this
dude it's insane
unbelievable man guys a fucking special breed
and he's got the fucking the colts
rolling right now
everybody's got the colts
touches this past week yeah exactly 14 touches this past week 174 yards two tuttees one receiving
TD all against the division rival titans yeah no he's fucking balling out and it's not even just
him i mean their entire offense is playing well obviously danio jones is i gotta give some love to the big guys up front
big quinn and nelson has been a staple there for his entire career he is having an outstanding
year they had uh the new center in there bordellini they lose ryan kelly you're wondering how he's
going to do he's playing unbelievable their tackles are great
and Bernard Raymond and I think it's
Braden Smith and then
Gonsalves the other guard
I mean they're they're all playing so well
as a unit they're getting it done man
and dude you just got to give this guy a little bit of
space and he can just turn anything
into a he's making
shit shake. He's making shit shake. Yeah so
he's making shit sure. There was a
play I think there was like a screenshot
somebody put up on Twitter where it's like
the debate of whether a normal
like an average person get one yard
and the fucking hole that is
created is just I mean it's gigantic there it is if it's that then yeah yeah you can get a yard
there probably Jake you can get in there it's going to close quick though so I would hurt um
you got to have what he has to get the the rushing triple crown which he's on pace to get for
it for the second time if he keeps this up but um you could probably get a yard yeah yep well
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Let's think about some nominees.
Who do we got?
We got Chargers rookie.
Who fucking put the mafia in there.
Back of the news.
that's fucking hilarious that's fucking sick back of the news due to the end it was a wild fucking press
conference hey we have an illegal gambling sting we have chauncey billips uh rosier uh as well as the
lucazi gambino is like jenevese family dog it's i thought we win legit i thought that was the whole
point of casinos i thought that the the the it's gone the other way dude i have no idea what the
It's just crazy.
It's crazy to be back in those times.
Yeah.
It's like a flashback to Goodfellas.
I am going to do this.
I'm going to go Miles Garrett because I did Jonathan Taylor for the hemi on Monday night.
And swagged did Miles Garrett and Miles didn't win.
So I'm going to give Miles the stamp here.
He's just the best defense player in the NFL.
And it was very evident in the Patriots Browns game this past week.
Five sacks in one game.
Set the record for most sacks.
by a player under 30.
He is the biggest freak of nature.
He was relentlessly getting pressure on Drake May,
which is why I'm also going to kind of give a stamp.
I think there's another stamp of the week that needs to be given to Drake May.
Drake May has been playing unbelievable.
And to go out there and still have the game he had while Miles Garrett was beating the shit out of him is extremely impressive.
This guy, this guy's got Freddie Kruger fucking following him everywhere around the field, man.
He's just unfazed.
he's legit he's fucking awesome and
Miles Garrett's legit but we already knew that
all right um yeah who you
going with trap what's this uh Zach Frazier
for holding onto the ball when they thought he was
oh yeah once you put your hand down on the ball
you can't take it off fuck that's funny
he's like can I get up
so for those of you that don't know once you put your hand
on the ball you can't take your hand off of the ball
otherwise it's a false start so because he thought it was no huddle
and he got up there to do the snap
for explaining it
He had to stay down in that position.
That's too fucking funny.
That won't get you the stamp of the week, but heads up play.
I'll give my stamp to Carson Wentz, man.
He didn't have the hell of a game, but God damn it, the guy's fucking a ball player.
He's a warrior, man.
He's a warrior.
Played the last two and a half games for the Vikings with a torn labrum.
And check this out, a fractured socket.
Socket?
And man, I saw him get fucking sacked one time in the later parts of the game when he was just
trying to fucking give his team a chance to win.
And he just landed right on the.
that fucking socket, dude.
That shit is insane, man.
Carson, man.
Keep being a fucking warrior, man.
Keep fucking trying to will your guys to victory dog.
Hats off to you for being a gutsy football player, man.
And I'll always fucking give somebody some credit when credits do, man.
Yeah, that was a tough ass.
My stamp of the week, brother.
Tough motherfucker.
That does it for stamp of the week.
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Well, let us get into the Halloween.
The Halloween week.
That's right, Trav.
Halloween is this week.
It is.
And we have some New Heights Halloween costumes to reward.
We've been asking all of you guys to send us your New Heights themed Halloween costumes.
And boy, you delivered.
Let's check out some of these Halloween costumes we've been tagged in.
Travis Kelsey Couples costume from Kara Mehta.
I wonder what this includes.
What the fuck?
It was a couple's party and my wife got me to dress up like Travis Kelsey, which is not a good
idea when you're driving around your neighborhood and all of your neighbors think that you're a major
douchebag, but when your wife was Andy Reid.
It was worth.
Ah!
Yeah!
I definitely expected not Andy Reid.
So well done.
Love that.
New Frights, which we talked about on the show.
show this is the Halloween set up yard display that we talked about this was an awesome one
still looking good pretty solid yep pretty solid got the hard eyes from a man travi dog is
taylor's ring the fuck does that mean yeah i got to see this oh that's adorable that's a
fucking great costume that's a good that's a 10 out of today dog costumes in general are awesome
that is amazing hilarious i love the
fingernail.
Vegas, Jason, uh, from Chief Super Bowl.
Oh, yeah.
That's fucking good.
Dude, he's got the whole get up.
Dude.
Hell yeah.
That's fucking gold.
Where did you even find these fucking overalls, man?
Beagle, Travis, and Taylor.
Let's take a look at this one.
Dog costumes, man.
That shit's gold.
I am a sucker for some dog costumes.
Is that dog on the left even real?
That looks like a stuffed animal.
Look at that thing.
Time out.
Zoom in on the one on the left again.
That thing looks like it's like taxidermy.
Look at its face.
It's like waxy.
It really does.
Dog, look at this thing.
That does not.
Look at its mouth.
What's happening with that dog?
Look at its eyes.
That thing's dead, right?
That's like a, what are those called?
That's like a clay museum.
Like, what are those things?
I know exactly what you're not the, uh, wax museum.
It's like a wax museum dog.
God damn, that's fucking funny.
Um, my winner, I'm going with, uh, the,
I'm going with Jason from the Chief Super Bowl.
That's fucking spot on.
No, don't you fucking dare.
That's fucking spot on, dude.
That is not the winner.
The winner is clearly the fucking dachsh, the adorable dachshund with the fingernail for a head.
That is clearly the best costume in this bunch.
Followed closely by Andy Reed and Travis Kelsey has a couple's Halloween outfit.
That's fucking hilarious, too.
We're going with the dachshund?
Yeah, I'm going with dachshund.
That's cool.
Congratulations to the woman with the finger dachshund with a ring on it and a fingernail head.
That was a great costume idea, very creative, looks to be homemade.
Well done.
We don't know what your prize is yet.
We don't even know what your name is, so we'll figure it out.
We've also got some Halloween voicemails.
Love a little voicemail section.
Who doesn't love voicemails hearing from the fans, 92 percenters?
What do we got?
Hey, fellas, fellas, fellas.
We got Halloween coming up.
And I'm my guy that really dresses up.
I grew up with brothers.
We had to do family costumes growing up.
Nice.
I bet, you know, you guys probably did some thing one and things.
two or Vulcan skull from the Power Rangers, you know what I'm saying?
But for us, for us a gentleman now in our thirties and we got to grow that, you know,
want to go dread, what, what are you guys flying with?
What are some ideas that are they going to keep us looking good and feeling good?
Okay.
While dressed up, looking stupid.
You know?
Nice.
All right now.
This guy might have been hammered.
I like this guy.
Yeah, I liked everything about that call.
That was good.
Just when you thought it was over, it wasn't.
I'm all about looking stupid at this point.
Right?
I don't like...
Stupid or the better.
Yeah, dressing up on Halloween to be cool is like, I don't know.
I have more fun with it when it's like, oh, I can laugh at this costume because of how
obnoxious or how silly it is.
Anything nostalgic to the 80s or 90s if you're in your 30s is going to hit really well.
Andy Reid is always a good option.
I don't know.
I mean, there's a lot of different ways you can go about it.
I will say, for me, I'm...
My costumes now are just essentially what my kids want to wear.
Like, I'm Christoph this year just because that's what Ellie and Y and Benny,
they're all going as Elsa.
So,
nice.
I'm Christoph.
I don't want to really reveal Kylie's costume because that'll get revealed later this week,
but it's fantastic.
So I feel like in your 30s,
once you start having kids,
like you don't even get to choose anymore.
You just are whatever the kids.
You get lumped in with your kids.
Nice.
I'm a big sucker for just going up to the Halloween store
and just getting the stupidest fucking costume
that's already...
I forget the brand,
but they just come in those like orange, like...
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Yep, yep.
And just go get the fucking dumbest one.
So yeah, just go be dumb.
There's few things
where it's socially acceptable to be dumb
and Halloween is one of them,
so go be dumb.
That's good advice.
What's this next one?
Best childhood costume?
Sounds pretty self-explanatory.
Hey, Jason.
Hey, try.
My name is Haley, and I am also from Ohio.
My question is, what were you guys' Halloween costumes growing up?
Did your mom ever make your guys the Halloween costumes,
or were you guys the ones that bought your Halloween costumes online?
And if so, what was the favorite Halloween costume you guys had as a kid?
Thanks, guys.
Well, first off, when we were kids, there was a kid.
no online shit.
I was about to say, we know, when we were trigger-treating, like, dial-up had just started.
He weren't fucking buying shit online.
Yeah.
I feel like we always went to like a Halloween store, a costume store and grabbed something.
I feel like one time mom did the like sheet, cut the eyes out, ghost thing.
I don't know why that rings a bell.
But yeah, usually we went, we had like the costume store or the Halloween store.
One year we had like the fake blood and stuff like that.
and we were using that.
That was fun.
We were Ninja Turtles the one year.
What was our best costumes?
Power Rangers.
We were Super Mario Brothers in high school, but that was not for trick-or-treating.
I was a football player and a baseball player probably 90% of the time.
We stopped trick-or-treating very young.
Dad did not condone teenagers trick-or-treating in our house.
Once you hit the teens.
It doesn't mean I wasn't out about being a fucking little shithead, but...
That's fair.
Well, we would hide in the leaves and scare.
everybody yeah scaring everybody jumping out of the leaves that was uh that was my dad's uh version of
teenage Halloween fun dad just likes scaring people he does he was a big like and as a current dad
I concur like scaring kids is important um I firmly believe that making a kid cry I mean it doesn't
have to cry could just be like a little like I think it's a good thing to do these days
Uh, mom apparently has sent in some childhood picks.
Did you know this, Travis?
Of course I didn't.
Yeah, me neither.
And I saw this in the rundown and Brandon and Jake would not give me the lowdown.
So, yeah, let's take a look at some of these.
Oh, my God.
Look at that pirate.
Dude, that's a fucking.
I was a football or baseball player.
Yeah.
Bernie Cozar over there.
What else have we got?
Is that you?
No, that's you.
Dude, what?
That's me?
That's you.
The fuck am I?
What is this?
I mean, it's obviously, is it.
No, it's got to be some type of some sort.
It's got to be a dragon, right?
That's a fire breathing dragon.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
It's got like the long, tailish thing.
Nice.
Spider-Man, Batman.
Yep, that makes sense.
Look at those guys.
I don't have anything cool to do as Batman.
All right?
That was not a Halloween costume.
It was like pajamas.
We didn't go trick-or-treating in that, right?
Yeah, I think we were just chilling.
And I don't know, I think mom would probably have.
She would have known.
Well, I guess, I think the socks, no socks.
Yeah.
Just say those were our pajamas.
Right.
Bernie, again, multiple years.
Yeah, I think that's just.
I just want to wear my helmet.
Yeah, I think that was like my everyday get home from preschool and throw my football uniform on.
All right.
What do we got next?
Ah, this is the older one.
one from high school.
Super Mario Bros.
You can see one brother is way more into it than the other brother.
Yeah, well,
one brother got forced to be.
You look great, though.
Dude, you're crushing it.
You're fucking crushing it.
I think I ended up winning that fucking Halloween costume.
What do you mean?
Contest.
What contest?
I think, could you make us dress up so that we could enter the contest, the Halloween contest?
What cost?
I don't remember this.
There was a contest?
Halloween contest, yes.
I don't remember that.
So you made, in your mind, you just made me dress up as Luigi.
I thought we were just having fun.
Just having fun.
All right.
Well, congratulations of winning the Halloween costume contest of high tie.
That you made me dress up as.
I just knew you had potential.
So.
Yeah, I was going around screaming Luigi and fucking jumping off walls and shit.
You were, you were just posing like this.
What is Luigi's?
Because Mario is it to me, Mario.
I would just say that all day.
what were you saying is Luigi?
What's Luigi's catchphrase?
Aye, aye.
The wonder you fucking won.
That was perfect.
Oh.
Oh.
Just nothing but Automatopoeia's.
That's fucking great.
That's a wrap.
Happy Halloween to all United 2%ers.
Thank you for sending your costumes, New Heights centered,
or Travis Kelsey University.
centered also go scare some kids go scare some fucking in the spirit of the holiday scare the shit
out of some children make them happy by giving them candy yeah scare your wife too yeah i'm gonna
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You're going to rap too or no.
You know I can't rap.
Yeah, me neither.
That'd be cool.
Man, what a skill.
There's no way people that are freestyling are truly doing that on the spot.
That's all like pre-plan.
One hundred percent freestyling.
No.
I don't believe that.
What?
No, those guys have put those words in their head and they've thought about
these concepts and then when they go
at freestyling Eric Berry
I'm telling you it was one of the most impressive things
ever he would sit on the plane
it's because he's sitting at night thinking
about this stuff and then he's like oh next
time I go freestyle I'm just going to unleash
on the spot talk about people's
like shoes and outfits
yeah but he's already pre-planned
these bits Travis I'm telling
I understand how the human brain works
he's got these things pre-planned
and then he's like okay this is the shoe thing
it's in this catalog this is if the guy's got a big forehead it's in that catalog and then
minor all right i had a site i had a minor you did not have a minor in psychonzie did you yes all right
what's the id the id the id the id is the the the i don't fucking know i don't remember either
i just remember there's the id the ego and uh there's another third one the egos or something
like that yeah yeah you're funny as fuck today
