New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Walker Runs Wild, Why NFL Offenses Are Back and Rams Play Game of Time Zones | EP 201

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

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Everybody's talking about the travel, so let's bring it up. Why not? I don't think that this was as much of an impact as everybody's making it to be. There's always like somebody that comes up who's done like some scientific research. There's always a scientific researcher who's done the sleep. Actually, your circadian rhythms don't get more affected if you've been there for 24 hours. What time of the year is it? You can find the science to say whatever the fuck you want to do.

I kind of like sleeping in my bed. What's the science say? Let's send 12 guys out there before time. Let's send the staffers out there and see if they sleep better. Hey, Bill, what did you think of your sleep? Well, I actually slept better the first day than the third day. How'd your arthritis from playing 13 years in the NFL feel, Bill? Oh, turns out your fucking knees don't have any of that.

I don't need a scientist to tell me that I feel better fucking being a week ahead of the game. I've traveled. I've traveled before. But the intern felt fine. Awesome. Jesus Christ. Welcome back to New Highson. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a Wondry show brought you by Reese's.

Oh, you gotta love that chocolate and peanut butter delight. Yeah. How about it? I'm Travis Cousin, my big brother, Jason Kelsey. We are your host here at New Heights. Subscribe on YouTube or wherever you get your podcast. And, yeah, follow the show on all social media. Add New Heights Show with OneS for fun clips throughout the week.

I got my brother in Kansas City, so we're doing this together. That's right. We're in person and 92% as we have a great show. show lined up for you. We're going to get to the Eagles win in Philadelphia. The Chief's big win against the Broncos in our head, as well as everything else, week one related in the NFL. Also, settled the debate on sports proposals.

Who likes those? Not me. Anyways, let's get into some of that new news. All right. New news is brought to you by American Express. We are in person because we have something special coming out later this week, and that is a very special episode that we had the privilege of doing with the one and only Tom fucking Chris.

That's what it felt like that. Well, he made a scene a lot more. When I was going up to the suite, have we doing it like, I know he's up there. Dude, it's the anthem in life, man. There's so many anthems around Tom and, yeah, you guys are going to want to tune. And we got it coming out this Friday because he has a new movie coming out digger.

We get into all of that as well as the rest of the history of his cinematic career as well as he's just an incredible person. No, we're just shooting the shit with him. Yeah. That's the thing about Tom is you could just kind of hang with him and get some cool insight because he's so knowledgeable on everything. The fact you call him Tom is crazy to me. What do you call him Mr. Cruz?

I feel like when somebody gets that famous, you just call the person Tom Cruise. I'm hanging out with Tom. Tom, Tom Cruise. You can't just call him Tom. This was what we had, we had to like break that habit of your daughters. I was going to already say this. I don't ever. When they got to meet Aunt Tate, they were calling her a Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift, can I do this? Taylor Swift? Yeah. Adorable. Either way. Yeah. You can call her Taylor. You don't have to say.

It was definitely, it was definitely Tom Cruise for the first two times. But then him coming to the game and I was having a sit down right here. I mean, that's my guy, Tom. Yeah. That's my guy. He's the man. You guys are going to love the sit down with him. The sit down was great.

I mean, being in the suite last night, and Arrowhead was great. We're going to get to a little more of that coming up in the show. So let's finish off new news. All right, Jake, really milking this whole baby situation. Don't know if all you 90% are saw online. That baby's undefeated, man. It is technically an undefeated Jets baby for the first time and perhaps forever. We had some fans having some fun in the comments from at Kermudgeon, dude,

are actually at 20 means speed. This is sick. Can't wait for the kindergarten pick of her when the Jets win their next game. That ain't right. That ain't right. They didn't deserve that. I mean, I love that.

I think it's accurate. Okay, we got another little photo here. Oh, this is just Jake holding his baby. Jake Chatsky, the New York Jets are undefeated and my daughter's lifetime. One and O baby. Okay. At just Christ Christ, Christ M.

Just Christi. Just Christi. Christ. All right. And haven't had an interception since before conception. That's good rhyming. A little rhyme time. Like that, like that.

Congratulations to Iris Chatsky for being undefeated. The first Jets undefeated baby in over a decade. Well done. You go, girl. We'll see how long it lasts. I'm guessing one week. But hang on to it for as long as you can. Good luck, Iris.

Did the NFL tweet something about Jake's baby? That was the photo your look at it. They put that photo on ESPN and NFI. NFL's Instagram page. This photo was on ESPN's... ESPN's... ESPN NFL's Instagram, yes. I don't know what he did.

That a girl. Well done, Jake. You've hit it big. Yeah. It only took you having a daughter. And to call off work to be shown... To get more famous. Yeah. So how you're doing better not being here. But just frustrating. You guys don't

start to get creative on us now, all right? All right. That does it for new news. Brought to you by American Express. Let's get to some bold topics brought you by Xfinity. That's right. Let's get into the Chiefs game, Tram. Chiefs, 31-10. Fire me up, man.

All right, Monday night football could not have started better. You get an interception from your rookie defensive back, and then everybody's wondering what kind of version we're going to see Pat Mahomes, and he let us know right away. I mean, that stadium was going insane. From the interception to Pat Mahomes scrambling in a touchdown. There's been some... Oh, it was definitely a questionable play.

That's one of those where you get up slowly, like, please don't be any laundry on the floor. Had the man up by his neck. Can't do it. Can't do it almost cost us. And to be honest, that would have been Pat Mahom's second rushing touchdown called back in two plays

because he literally did the same thing. I don't know if the first one was a touchdown, but either way. It was him using his legs. Yeah. Which, and that would have like taken us out of the red zone. Yeah, no, that would have been a real bad pound. risky business right there.

It would have been very bad. No, but you know what? Sometimes you just live them right. Either way, it was an awesome play, and it was a great tone setter for the game. So what are your initial thoughts? There are some other tone setters? What were the big takeaways for you? My initial thoughts were, you know, this has been brewing for a while.

Yeah. And in the building, everybody knows what I'm talking about. From the start of the off season into training camp, the mentality we've had to fix the things that we needed to fix to clean. up a lot of the small things to really reinvent the culture of how we do things in Kansas City. We feel like we got a great team. And this team loves each other, man. And that's one of the biggest things, man.

When you get a group of men that have one goal in mind and want to attack that goal every single day for the betterment of the guy next to him, it's a special feeling, man. And I just, I absolutely love this team. And you could tell how much we loved each other out there on that. that field last night. And damn, it was fun to be out there in Arrowhead, man. When Arrowhead's rocking like that on a Monday night, you know, it's a feeling that, you know,

I don't ever want to, you know, stop feeling. And that's what keeps me coming back and playing every single year. And that's what gets me excited throughout the work week. We got another big one coming up on a Sunday night this week. But that was a fun one, man. And to see Patty Mahomes go through what he went through in terms of rehab and,

saw the determination from him the the second he had that surgery on on on on on just how he was going to attack this um when your leaders are doing that that kind of stuff man you just you you you fall in line and you and you it's infectious yeah you know it's an infectious thing and uh i could have be more proud of him on how he came out and just was his uh his is you know old texas gunsling herself out there just having some fun playing football and uh and lead us leading us into victory and then you can't say enough about what Kenneth Walker. Yeah, that's the big thing. And what he's going to be for this team and this organization.

And this city, man, he's one of those Kansas City guys. And you guys that in Kansas City that don't know him yet, to the core of who that guy is, he's, he's an A1 person. He's got great character. He's got great attention to detail. He has great integrity. And who he is is what you see on that field. And everybody loves playing with him, man.

And even everybody in Seattle that I've talked to about him says the exact same things. And we're lucky to have him, man. But it was a complete showing. Our defense came out, got the interception early. Delane, unfortunately, got injured on that play. But at the same time, what an unbelievable way to start your career. One target, one interception. There you go.

Our Mason, another young guy got a sack. Defense was flying around. Spags was in his bag in terms of pulling out the blitzes and the coverages to, you know, to have Bo Nix and that offense just not in sync. And it was an all-around great game for us. And we know all of them aren't going to be like that. You know, it's the NFL now. But at the same time, for us to have an entire offseason

and to come out week one and put it all together like that, man, it was a fun one. Yeah, well, speaking of putting it all together, the one guy that put it all together very well is Kenneth Walker. I think that was a big surprise, I think, to everybody. It was that debut. 23 carries, 173 rushing year. yards, 191 yards total, two touchdowns.

He might have had over 100 yards after contact. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did. That was the, in Denver is a, like, one of the best defenses in the NFL. They have players across that entire front and the back end. Their linebackers are great. They're well coached by Vince Joseph. They're typically in sync, man. They play well together.

He was running through any little arm tackle, legitimate tackle. Like, I don't think I saw him brought down maybe one time by the first guy to touched him. It was impressive. Hand the ball to nine. I've been saying that shit all summer, man. Well, and to Andy's credit, like, listen, this was a completely reinvented version, the Kansas City Chiefs, week one.

Like, from what it has been, shotgun, RPO, like spread, air attack. Like, that's what it's been for pretty much the last seven years since Pat's been there. All of a sudden, under center, multiple tight-ins. You guys are pulling people. And this was my big thing

before the game. It's like, all right, yeah, Denver's good. Andy, when he has time to develop a game plan for a specific opponent, whether it's after a by week or starting a season, there's going to be some things dialed up. And whether it's him, whether it's the enemy coming from things he learned with Ben Johnson, I thought the offense was very creative, very innovative. And that's the thing. You have to keep inventing things and being, you know, this is a league where you will get schemed up in a heartbeat if you're not reinventing how you're attacking, how you're playing the game. And Coach Reed knows that, man.

And we got a special skill set right now on the offensive side that we can really exploit a lot of different, like, exploited defense in a lot of different ways. We have downfield speed. We have the guys in the backfield that can run the game. Everybody was impressed by Kenneth Walker, but Emmett Johnson came in there and had a bunch of really good plays. I think together, those two by themselves had over like 200 yards of, or 220. 20, 230 yards of offense.

It might have been 250. We got a great backfield. We got a great tight end room. We're grabbing our guy, Tanga, from the D-line to come in and play fullback. The first fourth down. Come on now, baby. Come on our side of the 50. We have pieces to attack defenses and in unique ways.

And we feel like we can really have a complete game plan because of the pieces that we got. We talk about that fourth down. Andy going for it on your own 50-yard line, on your side of the ball. like Andy's aggressive, the defense with spags, they're blitzing. That was a, it felt like you guys were going out there to try and make a statement. And it was well executed in all fronts. I hear you on the statement. The game felt like a statement because we just wanted to go out there and win that game.

You know what I mean? Like we were tentative. We were, we played with a sense of urgency. And, you know, we played together. We played together. We got a rookie left tackle. And he played absolutely fucking outstanding. The offensive line played great, gave one five an opportunity to get the ball into playmaker's hands,

as well as getting downhill with the running game. If we can keep just, you know, looking out for each other, playing together, and making plays when given, man, you know, it's going to be a fun year for this offense, man. I can feel it. Well, if there's one thing Andy does really well, it's getting athletic playmakers the ball in space and find ways to make creative opportunities for him. And he did that with Kenneth Walker. Kenneth Walker, last year the Chiefs only had one explosive run of more than 20 yards all season.

Walker already has two in the first week. And not to mention he outgained the entire Broncos team. It's a good debut. Give nine the ball. Pat is also back, 15 for 27. It wasn't a crazy date for Pat Mahomes, but it didn't need to be. He did what he needed to do, that's for sure. 207 total yards, three touchdowns, including a rushing touchdown.

touchdown. Yeah, I mean, we knew Andy was going to have some things to how it up. Pretty cool. You hear his response to what that, the play you're talking about, the touchdown to Kenneth was, is I think it was the 1930s. Chris Berman sent it to him. It might not have been the 30s, but either way, Chris Berman sent him the clip of it, and we watched it. And it's so funny watching these old, like, black and white, like, film of, like, this, like, beginning stages of football. Is that a left card pulling? Everybody is the same size.

It's just like there's no fat boys out there. Just everybody's like six foot, 210 pounds. And the thing just absolutely opened up similar to how it did on this one. I was just like, man, that'd be really sweet if I could come flying around there with no hold of pole. Yeah, exactly. Nobody knew where the ball was. Well, you broke another tight end record. And this is not a bunch record.

It's not a record. This is not a bunch record. not a record. I mean it's, you're going into second place all time. Second place. That's not a record. Well, you broke, you broke Jason Witten's record. I will say this. I fucking, I grew up in an era where I saw guys like Tony Gonzalez, Shannon Sharp. Shockey. Shockey. And then Dallas Clark. Dallas Clark, go on my own now. Keep him coming, baby. So, so. And there was a certain way that they played the game that you just love as a football player. They had the, the toughness. They had the savviness in the in the past game. And then on top of that, man,

I had no idea that moving to tight end, I would find that much more love for the game. I get to do a whole lot more in terms of just being a football player at the tight end position. And when I moved to tight end, guys like Jason Whitten were at the helm. Yeah. So I'm looking at who are the best in the world at doing this right now. Tony Gonzalez was there. Jason Winton was right there. Gronk was right there. Yeah.

And I'm looking at these guys and I'm like, man, how do I get to that level? Yeah. So to be in the same talks as these guys at this point in my career, Jason is an absolute honor to be in the same conversation as you. And I'll have to just play another five years to catch Tony. Well, yeah, you do have a ways to go to catch Tony. Tony G has the record at 15,127. Travis broke Witten's record of 13,046 yards

and now has 13,067 yards, and you broke it on your biggest play of the day, a 59-yard catch in the third quarter. Walk us through the play. What happened? Man coverage. Heavy blitz, yeah, it was cover zero. Was it zero?

I knew it was blitz. I think you're right. Somebody said it was zero online, so I'm pretty sure you're right. Yeah, it's cover zero. Heavy inside leverage. I got a route where... Outbreaker?

Yeah. And it's like kind of like... like the fake inside come out. It's called a whip route. I can talk about it now because it's all over the internet. Yeah. When you go in there, you see it happening? Are you like, oh, this ball's coming to me?

Yeah. I'm like, I got to quicken this up. Patty Mahoney, my home's going to be one, two, three, bang. At least that's what I'm hoping. Yeah. No, it was a play where you just got to be, you got to be ready for the QB knowing that it's blitz. You know what I mean?

It's like, you know, you know he's going to be hot. He's going to have to get the ball out of the same. He's going to have to get the ball out quick. and then on top of that, man-to-man coverage, when you catch the ball, you make one-man miss. A lot of grass. We're going down the slipping side. You were kind of like, you were like weaving.

Yeah, yeah. That was bullshit. I just got to pick aside, pick aside and run. I got the cavalry out in front of me. Tyquine was out there working to get a body. I know people are talking about a hold. I don't think that's holding. He had to hand up the entire time, was driving his feet.

I don't want to hear none of that. They can talk about yours, but... Well, technically, I didn't grab anything. I just kind of hugged them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did text Troy when that happened, because Troy said on the broadcast, like, I think this is a hold by Kelsey.

They missed this one. I was like, hands are inside, hands are inside. He's like, you text me back, yeah, no, Russell didn't think so. Our expert over here in ESPN didn't call them out on it. You can always tell a lot about teams and how the guys start finding work when it's not their job, right?

Like they're just playing ball at that point. And that's got to be the M.O. man. Yeah. It's got to be the M.O. I think I'm always working to be better at that as well as, you know, everybody on the Chiefs, man. But when you got guys fighting for, you know, your brother's extra gains and those extra first downs of those big plays, it's just fun, man. Yeah.

It's a fun ride, man. Well, it was fun for the rookies. Rookies we already talked about it had a pretty good showing for the Chiefs. Monsour Delane at an interception in. one play, or two plays, I guess. It was the third play of the game? Third play. Third play, yeah.

First play throwing at him, one target, one interception, one shoulder injury. We'll see how he does next week. But hell of a start for him. Edge player Armason Thomas got in on a sack early, had a couple of other pressures. Peter Woods got the pressure. Peter was in there, clogging off the middle in that run game doing his thing and then trying to get to the QB in the past game. Listen, man, the D-line, we've got some young guys that can absolutely ball, man.

And they built a lot of that confidence and a lot of that, you know, that passion in college and to be able to step into a defense that likes Spags where you're going to get opportunities to get those matchups that favor that favor your skill set, you know, that these guys are out there and, you know, excited at getting after it, man. The other rookie that we already mentioned once was Cleo Benson, obviously starting playing a really good defensive line in general, but great player in Nick Benito. held his own. Didn't allow a single pressure.

Now, Chiefs are helping out quite a bit, right? He got some chip help. But did some really good things in the run game. I like what the kid can do. Come on now, baby. Yeah, he had a good showing. Leal can play, man. Spags is the one thing that I wish, you know,

there's a lot of new guys in place on defense. But we got to give some love to Spags for what he did throughout the game plan and blitzing, simulated pressures, mixing it up, keeping the Denver Broncos kind of on edge about what they were seeing. And, you know, coming into the game, it's like, how all these young guys are going to do? You know, what's this defense going to look like? And it still look pretty good. Yeah, man.

Flying around, baby. Yeah, man. Spags has been in his bag for the last three years. And picking up right where he left off, man. It was good to see from the defense for sure. You know it. And we're off to Sunday night football. We were playing a little Monday night football. Now we got a little Sunday night football.

In the Annapolis Colts, what are you thinking? Oh, you're ready? us on football. Shane Steichen. Yeah. Daniel Jones. I haven't, I haven't peaked at them other than just watching that, that Ravens game last week.

No, they're going to be hungry. You know, it's a team with a great defensive line. I know that for a fact. Great defense coordinator. Yeah, got some players in the, yep, lose, you know, had our number in a few games we played him, man. He's unbelievable. I don't know how the hell he got out of Cincinnati,

but, you know, Indianapolis has a great coach in him. on top of that they got some great players on the back end obviously a friend of the show saws gardener Cincinnati Bearcats chat out chat at and I think Danny Dimes is a good player man it's obviously he showed a lot from last year and uh we're definitely going to you know be in for it because everybody's going to get excited for a little Sunday night football man I mean just look at the way the team dropped off when Danny got hurt right they were rolling they were looking really good in the air see up until that moment and then all of a sudden it was a tough ending Philip Rivers came in out of retirement, had a great show and loved watching that.

But Danny being healthy, this team, this Colts team is good. I don't know they didn't win week one because Baltimore looks like a super team right now. But, you know, they're going to be fired up coming into Arrowhead for this one for sure. Well, Trav, Andy called you old. That's just because everybody else is calling you. No. Andy sees these glutes. It's all about the glutes.

It's all about the glutes, baby. Keep them glutes fired. Andy Reid quoted is saying three for 71 yards are pretty good for an old man I'll have to keep surprising them with my my youthfulness yeah yeah just how do you keep how do you make somebody think you're younger than you are what's the key to that um dye your hair I was gonna say get a haircut maybe die your hair I felt like after I got a haircut by old Patty cuts this weekend that I went back in time maybe I got a pair what do young kids wear now what do all the young guys doing all the young guys what are they wearing they're They're wearing the, uh, the Marnie slippers. You see those Marnie slippers is like, uh, fur slippers. I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's wearing the first slippers and the, in the house shoes.

I don't know how house shoes became so popular outside the house. It's pretty crazy. You start playing the game where you like point your finger and then. Oh, shadow boxing? Yeah, you're ready? I've never done it. I have no interest in doing it. I'm embracing my old man status.

Have you played it? No. Not that I'm, I'll watch it. It's entertaining. It is. It's actually kind of. It's crazy. crazy how in sync and how quick to play.

If I was 10 years younger, I might be into this, but I'm not. So I'm not doing it. I miss the intro level and now they're at such a expertise. Yeah. Yeah. It's a young man's game. Yeah, yeah. Thank you to our presenting partner Reese's.

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Please. Big division game. Eagles, home opener. Eagles got out of it 24, 22. Came down to a two-point conversion to tie the game at the end, and Eagles had a big stand. Had a big stand. Then there was a celebration penalty earlier in the game

where they had to kick a field goal because they got knocked back. They couldn't go for two. So, yeah, I mean, listen, everybody's been curious to see what this offense was going to look like with Sean Mannion. My big takeaway from the game is that Jalen Hertz looked, really good. Like, you know,

looking great, despite them, you know, him getting some pressure, them struggling in the run game a little bit, and things kind of being off tilt.

He made some big plays when they needed them. Huge play to Wicks early in the game. That was a great football. Awesome. A couple of awesome plays to Dallas.

Gotter. Come on now, baby. Tight-in you. You wouldn't be good at quarterback? Just find the tight end. Just find the tight end, man.

Nice play down the sideline. I've always thought Dallas needs to get way more touches out there, man. Well, this offense, I think will fit him pretty well.

You know, all this misdirection and stuff. They scheme things up and it stresses those linebackers. But I think the big thing is, obviously, they struggled a little bit up front. Landon Dickerson now on IR was, I mean, he's one of the toughest guys I've ever played with. Yeah, yeah. He got announced yesterday. He's one of the toughest dudes ever, and he tries to play through everything. And, you know, I think it's the right decision.

You know, you could tell he wasn't redirecting as well as he needs to or has. And it's a shame because when he's healthy, he is one of the best guards. So he's struggled a little bit in the game. And then I think, you know, Cam Juergens had a couple holding calls. I don't think he played as bad as I think what Twitter maybe seemed to say. Going back and watching the tape, I think it was just like, you know, they just struggled to get in a rhythm, had one big run-in-play where Cyclone Barkley made out like an awesome cut on an inside zone, ironically, shotgun run, which wasn't one of the underneath stuff that they've been really trying to develop.

A lot of blitzes off the edge. We knew Washington was going to come in doing more of this Brian Flores thing. And they got us a couple times on these, like, edge pressures in the front side of it, some blitzes into the, in protections. But again, I think if I'm an Eagles fan, I'm happy because Jalen Hertz looked good. I think a lot of that other stuff will get corrected. And as these guys continue to get reps in this offense, we'll improve. So they got the win.

Was it the prettiest? No. but we'll take that one for sure. Yeah. I mean, I've been in the same system, so I can't really attest to this, but you've been in a few different offenses, or at least the terminology has changed in a lot of them.

For sure. How long does it take from the beginning of a new offense or a new system coming in for you to get comfortable in that system? Obviously, Mannion coming in for Philly and this being week one. I think some of it's different. I think, like, it felt like, with Chip, we were rolling right out the gate. Right out the gate. And a lot

of that is... I think he had like seven touchdowns in the first game, set the record. Well, the first game was with Vic. And it was against the commanders. And we, I think we had like over... We had over... What's the... Not 50 points. What do we have at

halftime? Over 50 plays ran at halftime. We ran close to 100 plays in the whole game. Vic was throwing the ball all over. They couldn't stop the I mean, it was a crazy first game. But listen, when you're running a no-huddle, like, tempo offense, the playbook is pared down, so it's not as complex.

When Doug came back in, it took me a couple weeks to get into rhythm. I had a terrible starting the first year with Doug. I think it's different for different guys. I expected it to be a little bit slower for Jalen because I think that's the guy who it felt like was going to be the most different. Ironically, he looked the best on everybody on the first week. Offensive line-wise, they've all run. these plays, but they're coached in the little details and the aiming points are just slightly

different. And I thought it was a big test. Like I thought going into the game, like, you know, Washington isn't necessarily an opponent that everybody is fearful of, but they're running a different defense. They're going to be blitzing like crazy. And now we're running a new system. The angles are slightly different. And on top of that, we're going to see an aggressive guys are going to be slanting. They're blitzing off the edges. They're running corner. blitzes. I knew it was going to be a test for these guys to run this new offense for everything that was going to be throwing at him.

And it was. And, you know, shout out to, I think it's Durante Jones, the new D.C. in Washington. I thought he did a good job. Their front played really well. But I do think overall, the Eagles will get better from it. The front's going to play better. Landing going on IR, getting healthy. We'll see what they do.

I don't know what they're going to do. I mean, Drew Kendall played really well in the preseason, as did Willie Lampkin. We'll see who ends up getting to start next week. Oh, my God, Lampkin in there, man. I like Willie a lot. Come on, man. Yeah. Get everybody fired it up.

Yeah. Drew's great, too, though. Don't sleep on Drew. I mean, they're both good dudes. The one that we were talking about. And the one I saw the highlights of. Well, you were talking about Hertz, 14 for 25, 203 yards, three touchdowns. Two to my guy, Dallas Goddard.

Yep. Dallas had 77 yards in two tubs. Solid day at the ballpark. Very solid. Very solid. Definitely have some. things to build on on top of that, but also have them some things to fix as every single week one, but at the end of the day, one and oh, can't, doesn't get better than that. Well, there was a

crazy ass play by one of the gunners on the commanders, uh, Tyler Owens. Maybe this, the coolest and most gnarly, like special teams clip I've ever seen in my life. It was definitely from past week. It was so bad ass. It was, I mean, it's great effort. They split the double team, stiff arming a guy with his right arm all the way down. The second guy comes back, tries to beat him to the spot, fucking throws a left jab from hell to this dude's neck, completely collapses him, then throws the other guy off of him, and ends up catching the returner. Yeah, Britt and Covey tried to jump.

Yeah, it was a pile driving him into the ground. It was an impressive clip. I would have blown both my gasket, like, you would have just seen veins popping out of my like neck if I had ever made a play like that. Yeah. Britton Covey, who is an awesome returner, is very light. But he returns the ball like he's Michael. All right.

He's just like right into it. Learons! I've seen so many clips of Britain just putting his body in line and getting fucked up. Listen, man, sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Expect the hell out of it. Way to go. Fearless.

That's how you need. That's how you got to. to be as a return. He's a fun team day too. Yeah, yeah. Well, shout out to Tyler Owens, man. It was a hell of a fucking play. Well, Eagles have the Titans. You want to anything, touch on anything else on the game? The biggest thing to me, again, is just, you know, offense is going to keep getting better. It's the first showing. Really happy with how Jalen looked. I think the run game will get going here. Move on to week two, baby. Week two. Week two. Titans in Tennessee. Coming off a rough game

against the old Jets. Yeah, but I don't know. Solid was the DC and Sam Fran last year when we struggled down the stretch there. So, it's the NFL. Any given Sunday, any given Sunday. You got to come prepared or you get your teeth kicked in.

And now, that does it for Chiefs and Eagles. You want to get to the rest of week one? Let's do it. Offense is back. How about that? The points have been trending down the last couple of years as teams have gone to these

shell coverages and eliminating explosive plays, but offenses appear to have adjusted. 10 teams scored 30 or more points in all on Sunday. More points in any week one since they started counting this statistic. Oh, shit. That's crazy. You never want to overreact to week one. But I do always think, you know, it's always funny how it goes back and forth, right?

Like the offense has the upper hand. It feels like then defenses adjusts and then they kind of got you for a couple years. And it feels like the offenses have started adjusting more fullback usage. It's like three times higher than it's ever been. More under center, right? More 21 and 12 personnel. More Kenneth Walker's and running the football, right? Teams are playing too high.

All right. We're back to bully ball in New York. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. This is a fun day and age. If you like running the rock, you like physical play. And it feels like offenses have really adjusted to how the defenses are playing things and that that is probably a big reason why the points are up.

It's not just a fluke, week one, defenses haven't worked on tackling because nobody plays in the preseason games. It does feel like this might be a trend for the whole season. What do you think? I think the offenses. Let's go, baby. Offenses are out, baby.

Let's go. They also ran up the score out there in Chicago, man. They had a combined 96 points between the bears and panthers. That's pretty fucking nuts. Yeah, man, Ben Johnson is a mad scientist, dude. He really is. You watch this guy's game plan, how he uses the tight ends, all the different run schemes.

and it's just, it's so fun to watch. Started off on the right foot. He said earlier in the preseason, his goal was to break to 2013 Bronco's scoring record. And when you put up 59 points in the first game, you're really giving yourself a chance, Ben. And to be honest, their team is fun to watch, man. Yeah.

They really are. They run the ball really well with Yonre Swift, who I don't know how. You got out of Philly? The guy has been a baller everywhere he's went. Yeah. He finally got paid over there. in Chicago, happy as hell for him.

He's running the fucking rock. He can, he's good out of the back field. Yeah. And on top of that, two-headed monster at the tight-in position, I know my dog, my dog Colson didn't get a, or Loveland didn't get a lot of looks, but Cole Comette had a big, had a big touchdown. Yep.

And their wide receivers, man, their wide receivers make plays downfield. Yeah. And Caleb is back there slinging the rock and making plays with his feet. It's a fun offense to watch. Well, the offense looked great. Defensive was not as great.

He gave up some points. And also had one of the saddest plays I've ever seen. Let's play this clip. Stout always says you want to punish the blitzer. Break his will. I don't even, I don't think there was any will going into this one. It just felt like he knew he was going to get blocked. Did he get hurt?

I don't know. It looks like he gets hurt. Well, we can't make fun of him if he got hurt. That's not a great look. Can we clarify if there's an injury? That's not a great look. I think you might have just got caught. It almost looked like his brain, like, rebooted, like mid-blitz.

Oh, his system shut down for sure. That shit said, D-D-D-D. Niners won the first ever Australia NFL game. That's right. They beat the Rams who everybody was already handing a Super Bowl 2, basically, including myself. Any given Sunday, baby. And don't give me a role in the Rams are still going to,

they got McVeigh, they got. Yeah, the Rams would be fine. I take away more from that. And listen, I know everybody wants to talk about the sleep. fucking stuff and like whether it was right to go out last second. Roll the balls out and let's fucking play. I don't want to, I don't want to talk about that too much because I think it discredits to 49.

49ers went in there and they played their asses off. They were flying the fuck around. That defense, I think people forget because they had so many injuries. Like I did. I forgot how good these guys are. I didn't. Yeah. You're smarter than me.

Nick Bosa was fucking flying around, throwing guys all over the fucking place. And their entire defense, they got Greenlaw back. He was flying around. And not only that, they're hidden shit. They were coming downhill. They were ready for that fucking game. They heard all the talk about, you know, the Rams in the media. And you could tell they were a little fired up from it.

And like we said, the Rams are going to be just fine. They're still going to be one of the best teams in the NFL and Super Bowl contenders. But at the same time, man, that Niners team, Rock Purdy came out, had a great game. They went to my guy, George, who fucking fought his ass off after an Achilles injury to get back healthy and be there for week one. happy as hell for him. Get kiddle out there. The NFL is just that much better when you get my guy G. Kiddle out there.

And then my guy, DeMarcos Robinson, who used to play for the Rams, used to play for us. He's been fucking stout everywhere he's been at a big time game. The Niners really put it together out there, man. They looked like they were playing Debo's back out there.

Yep. He had a great game as well. And it's just, when they're rolling, man, that is a team to be feared in the NFL. And they showed it out there in Australia. Everybody's talking about the travel. So let's bring it up. Why not?

I don't think that this was as much of an impact as everybody's making it to be. But the Rams flew 15 hours to Australia one day before versus the 49ers who went a whole week in advance. So the debate you're always trying to make. Do you go earlier to acclimate to the environment or do you go later? And the one thing that always stands out to me is like there's always like somebody that comes up who's done like some science. There's always a scientific researcher who's done the sleep. Actually, your circadian rhythms don't get more affected if you've been there for 24 hours. What time of the year is it?

Yeah. It's... Where's the sun and the... All right. And to me... Where's the moon and the... To me, all these science, whatever they put in front of the team to sell you on the reason they're doing it is you can find the science to say whatever the fuck you want to do.

Like you can pick and pull... Like, they made a whole study out of saying chocolate's healthy for you because it has like antioxidants in it. I believe it. Say anyways. So what happens in my opinion is these organizations, tell me what I want to hear. These organizations where the coaches go into it with like,

it would be really nice. Do you want to go out there? They would be really nice to not be out there all week. We all have families and shit. I kind of like sleeping in my bed. What's the science say? Well, there's this one thing that says that you're hard rate. Oh, Harvard did a great study on.

Let's send 12 guys out there before time. Let's send the staffers out there and see if they sleep better. Hey, Bill, what do you think you're asleep? Well, I actually slept better the first day than the third day. Oh, well, I guess how'd your arthritis from playing 13 years in the NFL feel, Bill? Oh, turns out your fucking knees don't have any of that. I just like, I don't need a scientist to tell me that I feel better fucking being a week ahead of the game. I've traveled.

I've traveled before. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. If I go a week out, five days after traveling to L.A., I feel better than the first. time. God damn it. That's so good, man. But the intern felt fine. Awesome. Jesus Christ. Oh, man. Shout out to the intern for going out there for scientific research. I just think we overthink this shit sometimes. And usually it's not, you know it's not overthrothed because you want a specific outcome. That's what it is. That's what it is. Can we all just not try and like, don't overthink it. Do you feel better when you travel after a couple days being there or the

first day you're there. I don't think it's that hard. I don't give a fuck what my HRV says. I'm the third day. I don't care. Let me check my whoop. Yeah. Let me check my Jesus Christ, guys. Hey, intern, what does your whoop say? Yeah, yeah. That being said, I don't want to discredit. I don't really think it made as big of a factor. It didn't. Yeah, at the day, this is like a very small difference. We play on. You're taking plenty of caffeine. You're getting torn all before the game. Come on now. Tourd all. Knox out there. We're playing in the NFL, man. It's week one. I'm fired the fuck up. Honestly, I also just like going early

because I'm a football guy. I like hanging out with my teammates. I get to go do weird shit that I would have never been able to do. That's some of the funnest times I've had. There's a haunted castle right next to us. Fuck yeah! That's cool shit. I want to go get some schnitchells in Germany with my friends. Schnitzels and Pilsners.

I had fun doing that one. Football question, how long until the league cracks down on the banana motion? I don't want to talk about. That's a nonsense. Use check wasn't doing anything wrong. I feel like people haven't seen fullbacks in such a long time that they don't realize that they used to move around out there. That old ball player out there and San Fran's been there for a while. Yeah, yeah.

Been there for 14 years. As long as you're not going forward and he wasn't going forward. Now, there's sometimes where guys are going a little bit at the line. You run down a toss crack motion. Sometimes those guys will cheat a little sneaky, little sneaky, get up on them. But, I mean, I don't think this rule needs to be changed. I don't think there's a big uproar. I am for the way that they work within the rules.

to utilize that motion. And I think a lot of the outrage is fake to create engagement. So what the hell was the call in the Saints game? A lot of other people did not know this specific rule, including they asked Jared Gough after the game. He didn't even know the rule. So before we see it, if the quarterback gets hit

as he's throwing the ball, and the ball goes backwards, what is that? I guess it would be a fumble. Well, apparently not. Let's play a clip. The rule is because the ball doesn't get dislodged in his hand, like he maintains control of it, and he's trying to throw the ball, like the intent is to throw the ball forward, and he doesn't lose control. The hit is the thing that makes him throw it backwards. By rule, it's an incomplete pass because he was intending to throw it forward.

But they're saying his arm's coming forward. As long as you're trying to throw the ball and you haven't lost control. It's got to be arms coming forward. I'm telling you, it's not that. I promise you. That's pretty crazy. It's he is intending to throw the ball Sometimes you watch slow motion football

The guy just getting fucking smoked from the It's the best I love when spinal collins look like to start to be compressed Yeah that's the best Yeah it's the arm just looked like it It wasn't even like a part of his fucking body For his little bit there So that's pretty crazy

I think there's a stupid rule If the ball goes backwards No matter what it's a fumble to me Right? Yeah It was a huge play in the game a huge moment and if the ball gets dislodge, like it's like a little bit loose, then it would have been a fumble because his arm wasn't going forward first. That's what's like weird. Like it's not even that the arm wasn't going forward when the initial contact was made.

It just like threw it backwards, but he only threw it backwards because he was hit. So he wasn't intending to her back. I just think rules that factor in like intent are stupid. How do you factor that in? I don't know. I think it's here, here and there. I think that that right there, judging it by just looking at it that looks like a fumble. It should be a fumble. Glad we're on the same page. Week one upsets.

Biggest one, probably the Chargers. Not a lot of people saw Arizona coming out and winning that game. Yeah, Jacoby Bressett. Shout out the, you know, first dub for LaFloor. Yep, yep. Jacob Berset, I've always thought he's a... He's a good quarterback.

He's a baller, man. He's a good quarterback. He's a professional quarterback. Not the most... I mean, he can't really run for shit, but he's... He will take care of the football. That's the thing.

You don't have to run for shit at quarterback. You know, he's a sneaky good quarterback sneak guy. Is he? Oh, yeah. Nice. I always gauge how a quarterback runs quarterback's needs. Brissette's got a good sneak in him. He also takes care of the football.

Yeah, he does. I've been a fan of his. Chargers didn't look great in the debut. I don't think that's a case for what they look like long term. I mean, they got great coaches, right? Jim Harbaugh is fantastic. Obviously, Mike McDaniel. They're going to get that offense rolling.

Justin Herbert, in my opinion, is a good quarterback. Obviously, they didn't look good this first week, but they're going to get things rolling. Yeah. The biggest one for me was that Cowboys Giants came. I thought the Cowboys were going to come out and really come to life. The Giants came out. Shout out to the other Harbaugh, brother. John Harbaugh had those boys rolling, man.

Rolling. Yeah. And they look like they fucking love playing ball together, man. He talked about it all off season. We're building the bully. And that's what they did, man. Patrick Ricard was on the field for like 36 snaps. Come on now.

Full back. Come on now, big dog. Scataboo was running physical. Jackson Dart looked great in the pocket. Like he's always been good off schedule and like making shit happen and running downfield. But he was very good throwing the ball yesterday, taking care of it.

Isaiah likely. Isaiah likely had a big game. Two tubs. Throw the ball of the tight end. I forgot to say this about Trey McBride. Throw the ball of the tight end. I think a lot of people have been really high on the Cowboys because they fixed their defense.

So they've made a bunch of adjustments to the defense. Well, just because you added a bunch of new players in D-Corp doesn't magically make your defense great. right away. Christian Parker was in Philadelphia, Vic Fangio, Disciple, bringing that defense to Dallas. That's a complex defense to run. That is multiple fronts. You're playing four down fronts, five down fronts, six down fronts. You're doing all sorts of different blitzes, different coverages. Everything's kind of trying to be disguised. That's a lot to ask a bunch of, they only had three starters returning on defense. They got a rookie safety plan. There's a lot to try

and get that thing orchestrated. There was some blown plays by that defense. It did not look good. I do think it's going to get better. Not a good for showing. Great for showing for New York. They looked very good. It looked like he's stepping into his own over there, man.

Yeah. Happy for him. It happened for my guy, Nags over there in New York as well. Matt Nagy, that offense looked like a Matt Nagy and Greg Roman offense. It looked like a combined. Right? Because the run game and everything that you get out of a Greg Roman offense was awesome and dialed in.

And then it felt like Jackson Dart was playing. better just watching it. Now, listen, when you run the ball like that. You seem comfortable, man. Yes. It, it looked, it looked very good. All right, that's it for bold topics. Brought to you by Xfinity. Wi-Fi security. It's coming at you. Let's get the stamp of the week, man. I got mine. It's the easiest stamp I'm going to have on. Damn it. He literally dribbled a human being off the ground like they did in space jam. Yeah. Like the monster's did in Spaceway. He was just do-doom, the doom. That shit was

fucking ridiculous. Why doesn't he get the ball once a drive? Just one play of drive, just throw it to him in the flat, let him stiff arm the fuck out of somebody for 10 to 15 yards. I don't think, dude, that's got to be the best stiff arm in the history of the game. That shit was

nasty. Now, King Henry has got some good ones over there. No, nobody has ever bounced a human off the turf with one arm. I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I've seen. Derek Henry do that. I mean, he's got a good one too, but that one, it seemed extra vicious.

Dude, that was, it was just the whole, like, manhandling situation. Like, he literally just palmed him and threw him on the ground. It was crazy. Like, as a man, that just sucks. Fuck. Like, everybody's got God.

Like, the NFL, like, in the NBA, like, you get dunked on. It's like, ooh, you just got dunked on. It's like, brother, you just got your fucking head pile drive into the fucking turf. You just got dunked. Somebody just dunked you. I didn't know heads could bounce.

Yeah, well, apparently a whole body can. On grass. He went airborne. Yeah, heartied is to dribble them all on grass? He dribbled a human. There's no bounce. Like, at least turf, you got rubber pellets helping you bounce. That was so aggressive.

All right, who you going with? Um, fuck. I'm going, my guy, Drew Locke. There we go. Over there in Seattle, stepping up for, for Sam Darnel getting injured early. Yeah. Drew Locke, a Kansas City kid. I got to see him.

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We had two this week. Jets fan on the side of the side. That Jets fan would use a Jets game to propose. Jets fan on the sideline during warmups at the Titans game. Listen, if he didn't get down on a knee, it doesn't count. That's not how you do it. What? He just, like, presented her with the ring?

What? What are we doing? This is what you had a woman. That's the video, that's not an informative video. Classless proposals? There is no way he didn't get on a knee. That's the whole thing. Yeah.

That's the proposal. You get down on the knee. Hold on, hold on. We got knee in the very first frame. I was about that. We got knee. All right, all right. He's down.

He's down. That's great. That would have been great. What type of class list? Yeah, yeah. All right. Yankees fan with no ring in just a Jumbotron sign?

Well, that's, talking about classes. What the fuck are we doing in New York? Listen, man, we got to just. You got to have a ring. We got to just, we got to find a way to get a ring, man. Yeah. We got to find a way. I get it, you know, the rings cost a lot.

Not everybody has a lot. Well, you don't want to get the wrong ring because then the, but at the same time, we got to have, there has, that's the whole thing. You present. You present. She accepts. She accepts.

Yeah. Yeah. You don't put it on a fucking digital school. Well, listen, I'll be honest. Hey, sweet. All right. How about it? What do you think?

Oh, so classy. See what I did? Sporting event proposals aren't my thing. I'm more into the intimate style, but if it's teach her own. I don't know if you both are big fans and you're digging it, more power to you. If you want to be put on display in front of a crowd of drunk Yankees fans, go for it. I don't know. I mean, if that's your thing. At Britslow, how much Cologne is too much asking for a New York Giants quarterback?

I think this is in reference to a clip that went viral with James Winston in which he proceeded. James is going crazy. Yeah, he emptied the entire bottle. The one thing I know is he came out there smelling pretty good. I was going to say, man, listen, just depends on how potent you want to be. That's one of those where you're, I hope you're not stuck in an elevator with that person. But listen, if it's James Winston, he pulling it off. I'm telling you that right now. 100%. There's nothing that man can do. I expect him to have a strong scent coming at me.

All right. You're not a Cologne guy, though. I'm not, well, you know, they make that stuff with, like, rotten milk and shit like that. Like, you know what goes into Cologne? No. Dude, it's fucking crazy. They go with, like, you have to go with the shitty smell because that somehow gets the orifle factors or whatever the fuck these things are.

Okay. And it gets those engaged. And then they put the good smell and stuff inside of it. Oh, this is brilliant. Yeah. It's like rotten eggs plus flowers. I don't really know how it works. You just crop dusted and walked over there.

Well, yeah. That's because that's what you do to start the perfume. Then you come back. And then it's like, man, Jason smells really good. You smell like shit. So you just don't, you don't combat that with anything. I got my deodorant on. At FLR CGH.

Nice. That's a bot. Nice username. Guido? When a player switches teams, do they share everything they know about their former team? Usually yes. This is a strategy that is actually often used. Sometimes you'll see your team about to play, let's say the Dallas Cowboys,

and the Dallas Cowboys will sign a Philadelphia Eagle off the practice squad. Two weeks before the game, very mysterious. Oh, what a coincidence. Oh, out of nowhere, you want our guy. And then all of a sudden they know all of our calls and all of our formations. No, this is very common practice. Pretty much at this point, everybody knows everybody's calls in the NFL and all of these things because they have it written down by players telling them all this stuff routinely.

Stout would always be like, a little birdie told me they like to do this, this, oh, so you asked, you asked Marigore from about Seattle. Our defensive assistant, who was their defensive assistant last year? Real, uh, so no, this is very common practice. It does happen. The ratting program in the NFL is pretty, pretty intense. Listen, man, if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

Yeah, I mean, listen, you got to. You got to make a living. And sometimes the living. Hey, we'll pay you $100,000 if you tell us everything about the Philadelphia Eagles. All right. In. All right. None of questions was brought to you by Expedia.

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Paternity leave. That's right. Oh, come on over here, bud. He was never out for three months, apparently. I think I made that up. Welcome back. Can't tell you how excited we are to see Jake again. New father.

Hopefully the Jets can continue. He's going to have that new dad glow. I can see it from here. I want the Jets to win as many as possible, just so the legend of Iris can keep growing. I don't feel confident about it, but I'm excited. I hope it happens. Yeah. Until we plan.

Don't forget about Tom Cruise Friday. That should just be a thing. We should just start Tom Cruise Friday. That needs to be a thing for forever. Tom Cruise Friday is now a New Heights thing, and it starts this Friday with Tom Cruise himself. Don't forget to tune in. And that does it for New Heights.

A Wonder Show brought to you by Reese's. Shout out to our favorite peanut butter, chocolate delights. Oh, and then shout out to our entire crew. Our crew is amazing for coming out here to Kansas City. Until next week, guys, 92% of you'll see you later. Shout out to the KC crew that's in the building making all this magic happen. What's this venue? Shout out to the...

I just got the address. The Nighthawk. Shout out to the Nighthawk. Was it the presidential hotel or? Hotel Casey. And shout out to Hotel Casey. Until Friday. Yeah, until later this week.

Yeah, that was a shitty close. You're going to hear from one of the most talented, decorated actors and most energetic human beings ever met. That's got. Thank you.