New Rory & MAL - Best of Rory & Mal: Week of 11/10

Episode Date: November 16, 2025

This Week on New Rory & Mal, Kendrick Lamar will probably sweep the Grammy's, Kim Kardashain fails the Bar Exam so we try to take it ourselves, and Jhene Aiko addresses the rumors that her and Big Sean have called it quits #volume All lines provided by hardrock.betSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. The volume. I saw no one talking about the Grammy nominations over the weekend. Because nobody cares about the Grammy. I did, actually. I mean, I went and looked at them. I cared, but I gotten a couple, not little arguments, but little arguments.

You got into arguments about the Grammy nominee? No, arguments, little debates. About what? Because Mariah didn't get nominated. Mariah Carey? Mariah the Scientist. What we should be nominated for? Best R&B?

Best R&B album or song. I think best R&B album, not song. I don't think Bird and Blue should have been a contender, but whatever. So she didn't get nominated. And people were like, oh, thank God. She can't fucking sing. And I'm just like, the writing on her album was, she had really good writing on her album. I'm not mad at, uh, compared to anybody else.

I'm not mad at these nominees. The nominees for Best R&B albums are Givion with beloved Coco Jones, Why Not More, Let us see with the Crown. Tiana Taylor escape room and Leon Thomas Mutt. Yeah, I think Leon will go on pack y'all up. I think Leon is probably packed up. As much as I would love to see Tiana get a Grammy. That Leon Thomas album was incredible. That's one of the best Army albums I heard in a long time.

I would give it to give Yon or Coco, but that's just me. Yeah. You would give it to give Yon and Coco and let them split it. Or Coco. Give Yon or Coco. We love Leon over here. Leon knows he's loved as family. I just think with the quality of music, yeah, you could debate between Cocoa Givion and Leon Thomas, but the impact that Leon made while doing so, not so much traditional R&B, but moving the genre

forward with sound, I think he just, yeah, he deserves, I think it's a cleanup for Leon. If you're checking all the boxes. Yeah. But congrats to Tiana and Lettsey as well, just for being nominated both, both great albums. Yeah. Yeah, I think Leon's cleaning up. As far as best R&B song, which would, which would you take off, Tamara's, I'm not against. I didn't say, I didn't say, I don't think that Mariah, I think Burn and Blue was really big and, but I think that her album deserved to be in best R&B album. That's just my opinion. But for a song, I wouldn't take anybody off for a song.

Yeah, I think they kind of nailed it on the, the song area. I'm kind of shocked they went with. I might take Bernard Blue over Heart of a Woman. The songs for the best The best R&B song nominees are folded by Kaylani Heart of a Woman by Summer Walker It Depends by Chris Brown and Bryson Tiller Overqualified by Duran Bernard

And yes it is by Leon Thomas That's a tough category That's tough That might be tougher than an album R&B album I think folded deserves it If Mutt was on here I personally like yes it is over Mutt

But Mutt had The bigger The bigger impact It just came out before the whole Brown Bryson Tiller Yeah That's tough I think Folded was the

song of the year But I wouldn't be mad at any one of these songs Yeah I wouldn't be mad at any The toughest category in my opinion I think Folded should get it But if any other record won here I'd be like yeah I understand But it should be between Folded and it depends

I would have preferred Not Fair by Leon Thomas Over yes it is But I think not fair is Like the superior record Yes But I mean I get It was on the original Mudd album woman that's what's nominated.

What Leia said, so when you tell me that it's mine, so when I ask you if it's mine, all I want to hear is yes it is. My ears are sensitive. So when I ask you if it's mine, all I want to hear is yes, it is. Chanel in every city, sitting pretty, talking dirty. Hello. When he said that, I said, this niggas a genius. Right on the whoa-win-wit. This niggas a genius.

The boy is good. The boy is good now. Now, y'all, I'm not going to lie. That R&B song nominee is, that's a tough category. I think Chris Brown and Bryson might win that. That won't be fair. If anything other than Follett.

Duranrean our record is crazy. Like that's just a tough category. But Folded was folded. Folded is not. Folded is a smash. That's a big record. But you see Chris Brown and Bryson. Well,

congrats to Bryson because we had him on the show and you know, clearly he's very vocal about not wanting to do me anymore. Right after he was on our show, he became the biggest selling R&P. Yes, that's true. That's us. We did that. Oh, for sure.

That's why I know he called. It was like, yo, I saw the Bryson interview. You're welcome. Shout out to Bryson. Well, yeah, I mean, I think that is good, though, for him. Because he definitely has a bad taste in his mouth with the music industry. Not to say that the Grammys validifies anything, but, you know, I think it's great that he's getting flowers for the record he did with Chris Brown. Because it depends is incredible.

We can go back to rap album of the year. Do we feel like they missed anything? I was not mad at all the nominations this year, to be quite honest. honest. Before we going to tell that. You know what's going to piss me off when GNX be. Okay, sorry, the official nominees for Best Rap album at the 2026 Grammys are Let God sort them out by the clips.

Glorious by Glorilla. God does like ugly by J.I.D. GNX by Kendrick Lamar, Chromacopia by Tyler the creator. GNX is going to sweep and it's going to piss me off because the clips deserves to win. And that's not. Kendrick gets open his mouth. Someone going to hand him a Grammy right now. Jamal.

where's your own? Jim Ma. I'm just saying the boy is prophetic. That's all I'm saying. He's a Grammy darling that goes without saying. Do we think Alfredo 2 should have been in here? Absolutely. Okay, but what do we take out?

Gen X. You can't take out one of the highest selling albums in Grammy cycle. All right. So fucking, let me be misogynistic. Glorilla. Okay, I would agree with you. The only reason... I was trying to keep a female representation in. I was trying.

The only reason why I think they got it right... Because I'm not looking at whatever my taste is. if you're trying to put together a proper category that does reflect the entire genre, I could see why you would put Glowrilla in there. The album is good. But I personally would put Alfredo 2 there before it, but I get why they would do this. Yeah. Sometimes they keep it fair.

Sometimes they don't. I can never really, you know, figure that out with the Grammys. But, I mean, congrats to everyone in this category. I think they'll give it to clips, let God sort them out. but won't give it to them in the album of the year category. I don't think they'll snub the clips twice. I don't think the Grammy says the balls to do that. They did it to Beyonce like 15 times.

You don't think they got the balls to do it to the clips. Yeah, but Beyonce never sold Coke. You don't know that. You don't know that. Not knowing the Beyonce ever sold Coke. She's never stepped on something to make it. Beyonce never tap dance on a brick before. We know that.

Y'all don't think that J.I.D. could be taken out for Alfredo too? Um, no. Okay. No, it would be Glorilla for me in the rap category, but I don't want that to look like it's Glorilla hate because she is my favorite female rapper and I thought the album was good. Glorilla is your favorite female rapper? Currently?

He didn't say of all time. He said currently. Oh, I'm about to be like, what is happening? But currently? No, no, she's my favorite rapper of all time. Not even female. Of all time. All time.

All genres. Across all genres and gender. All genres and gender. It's glorilla, then Prince. That's like. Yeah, no, it's glow, big glow. I thought she should have been nominated in the R&B category, too. Yeah, so.

She has some melody on there. But yeah. Predictions, I'm going clips. Demaris, you say GNX. Mall. Predictions, not who you think should win. Predictions? Oh, Kendrick.

Yeah, I think. You know that. We know what's me. We know. What would y'all's preference be? who do you think should win? Clips. Yeah, clips.

Clips. Clips, for sure. Rap song. We have clips. The birds don't sing. Tyler Sticky, Glorilla, T.J.I. Fridays.

Kendrick Lamar, TV off. Docey anxiety. I think Sticky. Nope, I think Sticky is going to win. Me personally, this could just be because I'm a girl. I think TJIF deserves to win. It's 7 p.m. Friday.

95 degrees. It's a great fucking. I know nigger ain't no nigga got me. My bad, I'm sorry. You know, I think that should win best rap performance. Baby D. After her reflection. No, but seriously, I think that that song had the biggest impact on your heart.

It's 80 degrees. It's 80 degrees. Baby D. Listen, I think that song had the biggest impact when it came out. And I think it lasted the longest out of all of those songs. I agree with you there. Yeah. You make a very good point with that.

I do think I think the clips may clean up. I think birds don't sing may get this too. It is a very Grammy song. Glorilla, yeah, it's got John Legend on it. Come on. Let me get the hook. The birds don't sing.

The birds don't sing they screeching pain. The birds don't sing. You got to get out of Grammy. The birds don't sing. They screeching pain. I'd be like, John, get the fuck out the poop with that shit. John, get your ass off. one of the better John Legend hooks I've heard

in a very long time. I like that hook. They kept because he didn't over sing it. Yeah, they kept them down the window. They said, John, right here. Stay right. Stay right. Stay right. We see the line. We only need this. We only need this, y'all. Don't go crazy. But yeah, I see birds don't sing. Did they announce the performance stuff?

Like who's... No, they probably did. I ain't jack. I could see them doing birds don't sing at the Gramies with John Legend. And if John is busy, you know, I don't know, saving the Democratic Party, they should just hire them all. I think just to fill in. I'm available. I'm available.

The same way home to Bridget Kelly to do Alicia Keys part. I feel like you could be, you're the Bridget Kelly to Alicia Keys to John Legend. Oh, in my opinion. Okay. In your opinion. You're his Bridget Kelly. And you're very humble. You're Mall Kelly to John Legend.

But I think Lowe should get best rap performance with that record. Oh, yeah, for sure. Because that was by far the best performance out of everything. album of the year nominations debiter maz photos i was gonna yeah i was gonna let you go bad money swag by justin bieber man's best friend by sabbren carpenter let god sort him out clips push a tea and malice clips uh mayhem by lady gaga gnax by kendrick lamar muck by leon leon thomas and chromocopia by tyler the creator bad bunny should win uh well i just want to say congrats

to Leon and Clips for being in the album of the year nomination because again we know the Grammy's super specific. Shout out to Leon. That's major. That's major. Leon. Amazing that you guys have far surpassed whatever genre they have tried to put you in. So I think that's incredible because everyone else here has been nominated, I think, for album of the year before. Shout to Tyler because I thought they played them with Igor by making a rap album instead of album of the year. So I think that's great as well. This is the one I think, ironically, I think this is the one that GNX does take. guys I'm giving my predictions

not what I even though I do like GNX a lot I'm just giving you what I think is going to happen do you think he deserves it if album of the year is based off numbers impact and dominating the year within the Grammy dates then yeah I don't think that's a bad take for what it did impact wise I got Justin Bieber fucked up

I was about to say y'all got the Grammys and Justin Bieber fucked up. First of all I think Swag's an incredible album. I think Swag 2 is an incredible album. I would never be mad at that. But I mean, I think, I don't know, with the insider trading that we're going to get to eventually this is what?

Two weeks before Super Bowl? Come on, you saw him high five, Lucian. Sir Lucian last year. You saw the high five. That five meant we're going to parlay this over into the next year to the next Grammage as well. No, I think bad, I think bad boony gonna get it.

Yeah, this is too close to the Super Bowl, man. And also, if y'all talk about numbers and impact, like, come on, Babuni. Is this like his elmatic? No, I'm like, I'm asking, like, where is this in Bad Bunny's? Don't piss me all. I'm not trying to be, like, I'm really trying to have a serious conversation.

I know. I know enough about his discography. Like, this is not his illness. Is this one of them though? I don't think this is his Elmatic. The album was dope. Okay. Sure, definitely.

Well, like, compared to the rest of his catalog. Is this one everyone's like, yo, he took it to the next level? I'm not the one to speak on that. I'm not that big of a bad money. Yeah, but I don't consume the music like that. But I mean, I know that this album definitely shook the bodegas up. Oh, for sure. Yeah, you couldn't order turkey and cheese without hearing this album.

That wasn't happening. But yeah, I think with Super Bowl that Bad Bunny may get it. But if not, I'm on the side of GNX. But what's your final answer? You're going with Tyler, right? No, come on, man. GNX. You're going with GNX.

Demaris. I'm going with swag. I'm going with Bad Bunny, I lied. I'm going with Bad Bunny. Sebastian should have hired Kim Kardashian. Wouldn't be in this mess right now. Is she allowed to represent people even if she didn't pass the bar? I don't think so.

Because I thought she's been a Instagram lawyer for the last 10 years. Whole time Sebastian was in the league. I thought Kim Kay was freeing the guys. I do think it's dope that Kim, because I didn't know she was really like trying to be a lawyer. So I think that's dope that she's really like going after this and taking the bar. I think that's fine. I'm not here to shit on her because I would definitely fail

the bar exam too. I'm not here to clown her, but I always thought that was a serious thing that that wasn't like a troll that her and Kanye were doing. I felt like she really wanted to do that. That's dope.

And she's freed some people, but I don't know. Miss Pat got to have Kim Kaye on her show. That would be... Since she failed the bar, if she passed the bar, no. But since she failed it, I think Kim Kay should be a regular lawyer

on Ms. Pat's... Like, she should be the DA for every case with Ms. Pat. The DA? That's crazy. No? I want to see her past the bar, though. That would be fire.

I'm hoping that for her. Kim Kardashian is a lawyer. That's fire. I want that for her. The family, her dad, you know, right, all of that. Man, that's fine. That story is crazy. I think that's a great story.

I think Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer is crazy. Your Honor, this case is so not cute. Cute? I feel like that's what she'd say. See? Nah, Kim go coming in and really know them. words, though. Know them words?

No them words. You know them caught terms that we don't know. We got to be like, what she said? Yeah, she's going to know all of that shit. Before we get back to Kim. The suits is going to be crazy. Oh. She's going to walk in that.

You know she's going to walk in there. The suits is going to be crazy. That's going to be the new adventure. Yeah. For sure. That's going to be the new Michelle Obama's like what they're wearing. I like that. They're going to put Kamala and all of them shit.

All of y'all that was influenced by Kim to do other things. Now go past the fucking bar. Yeah. Get from behind the bar. Yeah. And take the bar. Yeah. Don't go just from the bar to a real estate agent.

Get from behind the bar and take the bar. Let's see them do that. Let's see that challenge. No bar. That challenge. Not the baby boo challenge. I don't want to see the baby. Yes, you do.

Let's see the pass the bar challenge. Let's see that. You know how hard it is to pass the fucking bar. I mean, hey, it's hard to shake ass too if you ain't got nothing. But some of them is doing it. They up there on that. Click the baby boo challenge right now. it's someone there that don't need to be on there.

They should be studying for the bar. Yeah, you should be studying for the bar. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Let Kim Kay pass the bar become a lawyer and let her inspire and influence the next generation of young women to pass the bar not be at the bar. Yeah. So in California, you're allowed to take the bar exam without going to law school and like becoming having your degree in that. But I think that's cool, by the way. I think it's cool, but I also think it makes it a little harder to pass the test.

Well, obviously, because you're not going to a law school that teaches you all this stuff. But there's some people that are not built for school and are just geniuses that should still be able to be lawyers if you can pass the bar. That's the point of going to law school is to then pass the bar. Didn't Frank Abagnale pass the bar? Come on, Frank. How'd you pass the bar? Studied my ass off. How'd you do it, Frank?

How'd you do it? Classic movie. They don't even know that movie, Rory. Catch me if you can. Was it the bar? Abignale? Yeah. Okay. I thought I wasn't sure it was real estate.

No, he passed the bar. How'd you pass the bar? How'd you pass the bar? Come on, Frank. Do we want to go with some of these bar questions? I see fentanyl out the gate. Okay, so damn, Josh. Okay, you are. Let's see what, let's see what Kim couldn't answer them. Maybe we could. Maybe we should move to California and become lawyers. Okay, you are a criminal defense lawyer representing a client who has been charged with fentanyl possession. The police found this fentanyl in the guest bedroom. of the client's uncle's house when responding to a noise complaint at the house. Before entering the house, the officers knocked on the door.

When the uncle answered the door, the officers asked if they could look inside the house, and the uncle agreed. So that's, you know, the owner of the house gave them consent to come into the house. Well, he's high enough. Right. The client did not live in the house and was not there at the time of the search. The client had stayed in the gas bedroom of the house two nights prior to the search. The uncle told the officers that the client was the last person to have slept in that room.

You are considering filing a motion to suppress the fentanyl under the Fourth Amendment. Which everyone knows. Which of the following legal topics are the most important for you to research to determine the likelihood of success on a motion to suppress. So there's a consent search. B, exigent circumstances. C, hot pursuit. D, probable cause. E, reasonable suspicion.

And F, standing. Was the uncle standing when he let them in the house? definitely was standing. So, I mean, it seems like the most reasonable one. All right. So the consent to search did happen because the uncle said,

come on in. Yep. You have it just like two? So I would say, I would say a consent search. Well, no, because he said,

yeah, yeah, yeah. So I feel like A is the only one I know is off the... Okay, yes. A, I guess we would have to take C out hot pursuit.

Because I don't even know what that means. Yeah. E, reasonable suspicion, I think we would take that out. I would say would be? Yeah, I would say B, exigent circumstances. And, uh, I don't know, but it's the, like, I'm doing a, in a multiple choice test when you just try to take out answers, you know, like, I would do, I don't know the right

answer. I just know what the wrong answers are. I would do E and I would do E and D. E and D What are you guys doing? Yeah, E and D. I'm going B and... Okay, so I'm doing D&E, which is probable cause and reasonable suspicion.

Oh, wait, okay, because the question is... Are the most important for you to research... To determine the likelihood of success on a motion to suppress. I'm going B and... Which is exigent circumstances. Yep. I'm going B and... and or exigent F exigent B and F okay standing in exigent circumstances um

Rory don't look up shit I'm not no I'm not I'm also on my computer um I wanted to take consent search out but if that was the last place that I slept I didn't give consent even if it's his house like if I was the last person to be there and my shit is in there wouldn't I have to give consent? It's not your house. Well, I would want to research that to see if there was anything I can. Okay. So if I'm staying among, and all my shit is in his guest room. And he says, come on into my house. Like, I didn't say you could look through my shit. So you're going to do consent search and what's the second one? Um, I'm going to go A and B. You're going to A and B. Consent search and Exigent. I think y'all just doing that because y'all don't know what it means. No, that's no, that's, that's,

Demaris. That's exactly why I picked me. And I'm going to do, so, and Mall's going to do exigent circumstances and standing. I'm going to do probable cause and reasonable suspicion. All right. What's the answer, Josh? Consent to search and standing. Damn, one of y'all, you got one and all got one. See, that's why we're the lawyer duo right here.

That's why Kim should have just called me. She would have passed her by. What does standing even mean? I have no clue. Where you were standing? Yo, Your Honor, he wasn't standing there, so how could you even think of it? He wasn't standing there. All right, maybe let's try one more.

Yeah, let's do one more. Your client owns a carpet cleaning company. The company recently contracted with a customer to clean the carpets throughout the customer's 10-story building for $15,000 with payment due in 30 days. Before payment was due, the customer sent your client a check for $12,000, along with a note specifying that several of the carpets still had stains and included pictures of the stained carpets. The customer's note also said that if your client cashes the check, the remainder of the customer's, debt will be discharged. Your client now seeks your advice as to whether the company can cash the check without relinquishing its right to recover the remainder of the customer's debt. Which of the following search terms would be the most likely to produce resources that will answer the client's

questions. So basically, we're a lawyer. The client has a cleaning company. It was due for $15,000 payment doing 30 days. Before it was due, they sent $12,000 saying y'all ain't do your job well enough. If you cash this check for this $12,000, I'm not giving you the other $3,000. So out the gate, I'm going offer and acceptance because they stated what it would be. Yeah. And if you accept that, meaning cashing the check, you've accepted the terms that the client said. Mm-hmm. So I would do A and D because I don't know what Novation means.

You said just pick one? No, it says select one. Oh, so I'm going D. D seems so obvious that I feel like I'm probably wrong, but I'm going D. Okay. All right. I'll go A. All right.

Well, Kim got to call three of us, though. Passed the bar. Any of the cleaning questions we got to go to the mask? I didn't pass the bar. That was funny. That was interesting. We would fail terribly. But shut out to Kim, man.

I'm definitely, I'm definitely am rooting for her, though. Passed the bar and, you know, seeing Kim in courtrooms. Yeah. You know, practicing law. That would be some cool shit. But she's got to practice law in a state that allows cameras. California definitely does because of the OJ. We just got to see the suits.

The suits? Yeah. Oh, that fit check is going to be. Oh my God. Crazy. It is official that him and Janay are no longer together. I'm looking to Demaris for this one. They cleared up the rumors.

They were, well, the rumor that they cleared up was things that were being said about Jeanne's past. Basically, there was a tweet where somebody was basically saying Big Sean and Janay have broken up and it's because people are saying that Sean's wasting her time. And they're like, Janae was once married to Dr. Genius and she cheated out her husband with Big Sean. And they just had this whole, they wrote a whole narrative for Jeney's life. So Big Sean retweeted it, scroll up Josh. Big Sean retweeted it and basically was like, I hate that y'all are doing this to like Janay.

Like I understand y'all writing narratives about me, but I hate that y'all are doing this to her. And it became like a big thing because people were like kind of like, Sean, why would you like retweet that? Because now you just bought more attention to it. People probably wouldn't have seen it. And then that's when Jena stepped into the Shade Room to be like, hey, first of all, me and Dot are fine. he never beat me. All of those are rumors. But we just got married too fast.

We eloped. We fell in love fast. When I was more than my brother, we eloped. And then we realized that we had married each other, even though we were strangers. We have no issues, but we separated.

Me and Sean got together after a long friendship. Like, it's just kind of like clearing up the rumors of people just saying how toxic their relationship is and all that shit. And people attacking Janaya and making it somehow her fault

per usual, per misogy. So her and Big Sean are still together? They didn't really address that. They didn't really address it. I'm assuming. they're broken up because they have not cleared up that they have not come on and said we're still together so yeah Sean basically just said leave for the fuck leave her alone like what yeah y'all are being weird just leave her out of this entire thing okay well hopefully you know whatever they got going on

and that's another thing we do too see this is like spaces for big Sean and Janette why are we even who cares that's their business uh I mean yeah of course it is and their personal business is not our business I would only speak to it as somebody that wanted part two of Now we can have that conversation. Are we still getting that? Are we getting that? Are we getting another album? You know what would be really dope?

And again, I don't want to play around with their personal life because I know they have a child together. That's a whole thing. Co-parenting. It's a thing. So what if they did like a love below speaker box thing where Sean gave his side on one album and then she gave hers on the other? And like lemonade to 444 type of thing, but in the Outcast thing. and that's the new 2088.

Like, they don't have to be together to do it. Like, they could just give their stuff. I like that. That's like the last season of Marr and when him and Gina couldn't be filming together. Yeah. They were going through their thing. And then it was making it seem like he was moving to L.A. to B-Walka for a new job. Like, yeah, they need to do it like that.

Like, you make your album, get your shit off. I'm not going to even listen to it. We don't hear it until it comes out. And then I get my shit off on my side of the album. I like that. That's actually some genius shit right there. Here's the thing. All right, let's debate this.

The obvious answer is that Jene is going to win that because that's Jene's bag. I would be very, very terrified of Jene's pen in that regard. Like if we were doing a breakup album versus in that way, Jenae might be top three of all time when it comes to that type of pen. But if you've heard that Bryson Tiller record over the J. Dillard shit,

when Sean gets in his breakup bag, he's up there too. I don't know if this would just be a clear. clear fleece for Jeney, even though we know who she is when it comes to that type of content. I don't know, but you're looking at it like a battle. I'm not looking at it like I just want to hear both sides from each person's perspective on what the relationship. Same. Who's going to do it better? Who's going to do it better as different? Now, who has, who picks better production? Jeney? I mean, Jenae really ushered in an entire sound to the R&B genre. Like,

Jeney has more kids than I think people give credit to. The way we talk about Alia and how many kids she has, I think we don't give Jeney enough flowers of how many children she has running around from her exact Sonics writing voice. Sean, though, I mean, he did go triple platinum last time he talked about his ex.

He knows what he's doing when he talks about X's a man. He's no stranger to this environment. He's no stranger to this environment. When they were dissing each other on of your concern, right? Yeah. Love that record. Because see,

Jene could like go crazy on him, crazy wordplay, crazy poetry. You say some shit to me, like I made you come nine times in one day and I'm a fly. I'm going to crash out on the record. Like I'm...

Who said that? Big Sean said that. None of your concern. He said Jeney made him come nine times. He said he made her come nine times. Oh, okay. I'm about saying, Sean,

I don't know if he was supposed to admit that that she made you come nine times. I mean, they did this record together. Yeah, but I still don't know if he was supposed to like let that out. Like,

your girl made. you come nine times in one day, you don't tell them why no shit like that. She know, yeah, she got you. A girl make you come nine times. No, no,

he was saying that he made her. I know, but I'm thinking that he was saying that she made him. I'm about to say, if that was the case, a man can't, you can't let that out of the back.

Who can come nine times? This is what I'm trying to say. Only a woman can do that. This is what I'm trying to tell you. So any man that would be like, yo, shoddy made me come nine times in one day. I think every,

all men collective would be like, word? Like, And now every nigga in her inbox I'm trying to see nine times in one day. Fan, well, what's up? Soon as y'all break up,

y'all, I mean, he wasn't even cool like that. You can give me a dick steroid and the baddest chick on earth and I still wouldn't be able to come. What's been your top? You're high, the most. My high score?

High score. Of making a girl come or how many times you've come? How many times you have? Come. Come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.

Come diddy dumb dumb. I probably hit the five. I probably had five. in my youthful days I could probably do five now if I trained it probably was around that for me too but all I remember is like

after the last one I felt like I was so like depleted I said I can't do this like I can't I felt like weak like I was lightheaded like I just felt like empty

yeah like I got I had to put on like fucking compression socks it was all kind of shit going on like the red cross had to come yeah I remember I remember saying like y'all

maybe we should go outside. It was like one of those days where you just in the crib all day. Probably, I think it was raining. Nasty outside. We both in the bed, naked, TV on. Like, we just humping, buss and nuts. I just remember getting up like, yo, I need like protein. I need to replenish. I remember having that feeling of just getting lightheaded. Did you love her? Did I love her? In that moment, I did. That day? Oh, yeah. I loved that day. All five times. Oh, God. I was in love that day. Yeah, that was my baby that day. Two weeks after that, I was off it, though.

But by four, like, there's really not much left. Like, you're just orgasming with, like, like, a little fluid will come out. It's not, I don't even think that's cum. Yeah, no. It's like, when you dry heaving, like, when you vomit. Exactly. Exactly. By nut for, your dick is dry.

Yeah, but I'm not even, like, what am I doing right now? Let's get up on your stomach. Let's be productive in society today. Man, I miss those old days. When you in love and just fucking old goddamn day, it's raining. Oh, man. It's the best, right? Cuddling in between.

swing. Uber eats outside the door, cold. And then you just get that feeling like, all right, I'm ready again. Yeah. Your brain tells you that.

All right, you good now. I'm horny again. Your shit over there, shmurmy. You ain't even, you know, get in the shower.

Y'all niggas go outside, breathe, open these windows. Do something. Get out the bed. Nah. I'm gonna go try to file.

That's how you got a marra. Well, I mean, respectfully with that person, yes. somebody I was in love with and, I'm not going to give details there, but, no, it was.

Benge-humping. For sure. Yeah. In a binge pumping, my God. Respectfully, making love, I prefer. Yo, see, this is why you being spaces to why I'm sorry. You was not making love. You was fucking.

Yeah, with somebody I was in love with. That's not making love. Just because you're in love with them don't mean you're not fucking. You can make love. Why you act like he can't make love? That's not what I said. That's not what I said. But if you having sex and you busts and five nuts in one day, you're fucking.

You're not making love five times. Yes, you can. You're not making. Baby Dee. You can. Baby Dee, stop. Stop. Please, I'm home over.

Just be nice to me. I know, that's what I'm saying. I'm chilling. But stop. Niggas is not making love five times just like you're not putting on five condoms. After that three pack, after that three, listen, check it out, let go and let God. I'm not going back to the store. I'm not going back to the store.

I'm not. that's why I be laughing when people that go through the condom pack and then just end up fucking raw like you could have just done like why don't you just fuck raw from yeah like what we're doing now but you lowered the chances what you're not that out of your system yeah lowers the chances of like the chlamydia gain you oh I was about like the sperm count at that oh wait no no no give me this side that was not I was not expecting that turn what are you talking about what do you what do you lower the chances of get chlamydia because you went through three condoms what are you what math is that did the latex just stick to your dick yeah explain that to

me please explain that what are you talk about because like you just if you go outside like five times okay then you five times without your gun you go outside then you might get robbed five times but if you go outside with your gun three times then you only might get robbed twice the times you didn't have the gun

I don't know what the fuck she just said I'm drunk the marriage that was Foxy Brown math a bunch of bullshit what the fuck are you talking about that math was crazy I told you all the job. You go outside five times.

You might not. If a tree falls in the forest, do you hear it? How much wood could a woodchuck? If a wood chuck could chuck wood. What is the matter of talking about? Yo, you just gave me no clearance on what you was talking about. I'm sorry, y'all. But listen, man, if you go to Ocean Prime and then TopGolf, you're not making love after?

Hell, nah. You're making love. You go to Top Golf, Ocean Prime? Yeah, we're not making love. We're not making love. We're ready to go, fuck. I'm horny. You can do both. You can be horny and make love.

Not, you can't make no niggas making love five times in one day, DeMaris. Who? Somebody in love. Show me a nigga that made love five times in one day. It happened. But wouldn't you say the definition of making love would be that you're in love? No, I'm dead serious. I'm about the curse how out.

No, stop playing with you. I really have a long week, please. I can't take much work. I swear to God. Yo, I swear to God. They're going to have a spaces with me tonight. I talk to Damaris. You want me to call on the stage?

Damaris, stop playing with me. Stop fucking playing because I'm not, I'm trying not to go there with you, but you're pitching me off and I'm about to go there. So stop. Leave me alone, DeMaris. I'm telling you right now, leave me to fuck alone, all right? Cool. Okay, we could move on.

You was out last night. What happened? And then all go with you? Because I know you guys had a makeup date. I was at a party called Demons Knee Love too. Shout out. DeMaris, DeMaris. Yo, please, just move her mic.

Just cut a mic. She had a party called demons and what? Demons in Paradise? No, demons need love too, which I think is a great name for a party. If you would have just fucking invited me, I wouldn't have been on space. Shout out to the demon boys. Demons need love to. I like the title of it.

So what happens at this party's marriage? It was an R&B party. Demons went to an R&B party? Yeah. Demons need love too. It was an R&B party. Was it real demons in there, though? You look at one.

one. Damaris ain't no demon, man. Please. She's sitting here with pediolite. Pedialight, demons don't need pediolite. She's sipping cold Pediolite trying to recover. Demas don't need that. They just need people's souls.

Yeah, that's it. They just eat souls, throw up, and get back to it. Yeah, like, you don't need no Pediolite. So, demons need love to. Yes. Shout out to Demons Lee love to. So it was an R&B party. It was wonderful.

They played like real R&B. Like, you know you go to R&B parties, play the same five song. Nah, niggas got in their R&B bag, yo. Yeah. The D-Cuts.

I was feeling shit I ain't felt in years. You was doing what? Feeling shit I ain't felt in years. All right, man. All right. Go ahead. Y'all got it.

Go ahead. It was a good party. I had, you know, I was feeling shit. Tell me about the feeling. I was feeling shit. I ain't felt.

What you felt at the demons knee love, DeMaris, that you ain't felt in years. Please tell me what you felt. Why did that Carl Thomas record hit different this stuff? Why them words,

Why them lyrics landed like that last night? Tell the people. Yo. Listen. When you singing a cater, I don't, I don't want to get into it. Anyway,

when I was on Spacey-D-U, go ahead. No, nah, nah, no, she wanted to put this nigger do rag on.

She want to take a She want to take a woman shoes off? Yo, the man, it's called demons. You in there acting like you're acting like a pussy in there is demons.

Get on demon time. That's an angel that does that. Yeah, she didn't cry and shit. Only angels run backwater for you. Yeah. She want to put du rags on. what you doing? No, first of all,

demons is the most sensitive people you could ever meet. You ever had a demon in love with you? That is true. Yeah. Very, very sensitive. Yeah. Nah, but when we was on spaces,

I was getting ready for the club, like, dead ass. Trying on different skimpy little outfits listening to more yelling shit. Yeah, I went out and I'm like, Roy, like, Roy, you know, just get some sleep. That nigga text me and say, you get some sleep.

You on Steinway. I'm like, yo, get off my location. Are you in Stiami? Yeah, I was a Stiampy. Yeah, I was a Stiammy. Yo, a d'est was fun of them. with that. I totally forgot

that. This is why I don't fuck hang out with nobody. When niggas start saying shit like that they don't even know I delete them on my phone.

Like what you at bro? I'm in Stuyami and delete I'm not talking to this nigga over again. You're in fucking Queens, sir. Like what the fuck

you're talking about? I'm in Stuyammy. The closest beach is the East River. Shut the fuck up, man. You weren't fucking Queens, Astoria. Like, shut the fuck up.

You are one block away from Ravenwood Projects. I'm like, I'm in Stiammy. All right, man. That was a time. So that's where you was at last night. Yeah, so I was at, man.

Okay. I had a good time. What's the Steinway nightlife like these days? It's been a while for me. I've been on Steinway when the sun is out recently, but. Wait to Mom Donnie checks in January 1st. He lives on Steyway. He got power now.

He got access to funds. There won't be a traffic law on that fucking street. Wait till you see what it looked like over there March. Y'all wait. Go ahead. I'm sorry, baby D. So you're just this thing. Yo, yo.

Demons need love. I wanted to send Josh a video, actually. Of you? All right. All right, thighs. A little white slip. With the. That's leather shorts?

Matching the leather boots. Sure. No, not you cheers in on IG. Sweet, sweet lady was playing, yo. Tyrese. Oh, lady. What did you guys toast to? What did you guys toast to?

Demons need love too. Who is the nigger with the hook? He's trying to act like he not with you. you? I don't. First of all, I'm my brother. Don't do that. It was his birthday. I don't too much play. It's always a birthday. Shout out my nigga, Gucci. Yo! All right.

What's on the docket? I'm done. I'm done. I'm done making birthday jokes, so I'll just leave that one alone. Shout out my nigga Gucci. Yo, Clay, Clay. But no, that's my friend. Yo, Clay, Clay. What about Clay, DeMars? What about Clay Thompson? Tell us.

Yo. Tell us. Yeah, because your girl got this nigga. He asked. going to go to LA now. He won't out of Dallas. He's like, y'all want to go to LA. Yo,

Meg is crazy, yo. Oh, my God. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.