New Rory & MAL - Best of Rory & Mal: Week of 5/19
Episode Date: May 25, 2025This week on New Rory & Mal we talk Joey Bad@$$ wiping out the west coast, Mal and Demaris battle in "Homie Court", and advice to a caller goes off the rails when Rory and Mal suggest Couples Figh...t Club as an option for a date #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Who winning, man? Who winning?
The Wester or Joey Badass?
I know people are going to think there's bias here.
I'm asking you, the West or Joey Baddow?
The same way the Knicks are the greatest dynasty in NBA history, that's over here.
I'm taking my bias hat off now.
Joey Badass is cleaning up the whole fucking West Coast right now by himself.
Damn.
Does Joey Badass even need to reply?
Let me snitch.
This is kind of like, I'm being truthful here.
And I know we already have that stigma on us that we dislike TDE in the West Coast, which is completely false.
If you look in the fucking facts, that's just so stupid.
My 10 favorite albums of last year, four out of the five were from the West Coast.
Five out of the 10 were in the West Coast or 10.
TDE. So fuck all that and biases and comments under this. Let's go with facts. Rayvon had a great
response. I liked it. Joey badass barred him the fuck up. And then Daylight, who I came on this
last episode, who I think is one of the greatest battle rappers that's ever existed. He's a different
type of tier. Put out a fucking dud that I don't even know if Joey needs to reply. And I know
Joey is mad at home because all he wanted to do was reply to daylight. I'm sure he has
records already recorded about daylight.
Even said in his Ray Vaughn reply,
I'm done with you, Ray, I only want to focus on daylight.
He's on my level.
I know Joey and his team are sitting in the studio right now going,
I mean, do we even put these out?
Do we even engage in this?
Joey cleaned all of you up.
Reason, I loved your reply.
I was one that encouraged you on air on Twitter.
I love your response.
But yours is also kind of to the side of the back
forth, he deserved to be
entered into the chat with that. And he smoked
it, but I don't consider it the back and forth
shit. If we're going
just based off everyone that's trying to jump Joey
from the West Coast,
you guys are losing.
Bad.
A-Z, you have my
favorite, not A-Z, Brooklyn A-Z,
L-A-Z. You had
my favorite feature on GNX.
I even did some weird shit
and followed you on Instagram the day GNX
came. I was like, this guy is fire.
you make great music.
Stick to that.
I don't need to hear your battle reps.
You didn't do a dent.
Daylight, one of the greatest battle rappers of all time.
It was cool.
It's not enough.
It was underwhelming.
By daylight standards.
There was definitely some cool bars in there.
Don't get me wrong, but no.
Daylight is daylight.
I think Daylight's second verse on Backpack is 10 times better than his full disc that he just put out to Joey.
Hmm.
Joey Badass is smoking the entire West Coast right now.
Well, don't say the entire West Coast.
Talk about everybody.
Everyone's trying to jump him.
Everybody he's speaking to and about.
Yeah.
You know, I'm talking about everyone that's trying to...
Getting the ring with him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they posted the whole timeline of the amount of people that's replied.
Joey is by himself, and this isn't going to be shit on the West Coast.
This is also going to be a homie court moment for our city.
Thank God Joey handled this by himself.
Because this could have got bad.
nobody is with us
Joey is by him fucking self
he's getting jumped and holding his own
while the rest of us in New York City
are just waiting on the Pacers
we also have a fight going on over here in New York City
no no no no because I love Joe
Action Bronson somebody no
you don't get to go
go to these people party
stab three of their niggas and then be like
yo out of nowhere stabbed three of their niggas
and then be like yo why ain't nobody helping me
nigga we came here to party
you over here fighting with these niggas
and now they're jumping on you. No, I'm not helping you.
I'm not coming out of the... I'm not stopping talking to the bad bitches
because you wanted to start a fight in the party
when nobody was fucking with you.
Yeah, but the thing you're not talking to Demaris says,
Joey don't need no help.
He don't need no help.
But you can't be bad at rappers for not doing it.
No, he ain't... Joey ain't mad.
Man, listen, man, Joey is out rapping all of y'all.
It just is what it is.
Oh, show.
No, but all right, I hear you.
But I've had friends that I know can fight really well
and when they get in an issue,
I know they don't need my help, but that's still my man's.
So I'll hold your jacket.
Don't ruin that jacket.
I got you, bro.
I'm still going to be right there with you.
You don't need my help.
I will make sure that the car is ready to go because someone's going to call the cops.
There's still ways to be a present friend when you know your man's can hold it down.
Like.
Oh, also.
Can we show some unity?
Also, everybody.
Can Jalen Brunson talk to somebody in the rap community in New York City?
Everybody talking about where Griselda, where stove got?
No.
We live in Canada.
Remember? We're not New Yorkers.
I don't know.
I don't know who asking for Brazeld, but one thing y'all niggas,
whoever said that, y'all do not want Conway and Benny to start raping.
But they're saying is they're like, come help us.
Y'all don't want West to start rapping.
Yeah, y'all want that.
They're like, come help us.
No, no, no, no, no.
Y'all tell us, we not New Yorkers all the time.
Listen, Joey badass is outwrapping all the y'all.
Daylight, one of my favorite battle rappers,
and I was anticipating hearing what he had to say and all of this
and what he was going to come out.
I was very underwhelmed.
very underwhelmed by the video, the song he dropped.
I didn't even like the beat flipped.
I don't like the way they chopped the sample.
And it's crazy because, and speaking to some rappers and some artists, you know, by all this is going on.
You know, a few of them definitely was like, yo, daylight is not built for this.
And on that stage, on that battle rap stage with no beat, oh yeah.
But now when you got to put a beat on and you got to have flow and you got to do, it's a little different.
But if you remember last episode when I was big in up daylight, I said him and surf are the only two battle rappers that I also like their music.
Like they make, that's why I was so terrified for Joey.
I feel, I don't even want to listen back to our last episode of how much I was like, I'm really terrified for Joey badass.
I think daylight is the worst opponent you could run into because he can do both things.
And now I feel stupid.
As a huge daylight fan, I feel dumb.
As a daylight, as somebody that always wants to hear.
what daylight has to say and, you know, appreciate his rhymes and his battles, I was very
underwhelmed at this, at this attempt. Okay. I mean, I know Pige is going to clip this up and
Daylit's probably going to end up hating us, but let's still do it for the... Daylit. Daylit is
crazy. That's why I'm going to hate you. Daylit. Did I say daylight? Did I say daylit?
You said daylight.
Oh, daylight. I'm... Dislexic. We were having a conversation off mic because
daylight did say that this was kind of just warming up, like, the first round type shit.
I don't like in this microwave era of people's attention spans being so short,
why are you wasting around?
Like,
now Joey doesn't even need to reply.
Why didn't you get all your shit out on the first,
first one to some degree?
He's saying it's just a warm up.
I don't even know if we're going to get to the next round.
The game started.
The game has started.
This ain't the layup line.
The game has started.
He was trying to allude in that reply.
Like, yo, we're just getting started here.
This is a warm up.
I'm not even going crazy.
Ain't no warm up.
But the game is all.
I'm not saying use all your.
shit, obviously. It's art of war, but
out the gate. Now Joey
does not need to reply. I don't think anyone would be like
damn, Joey's scared of daylight.
Joey, don't respond. Don't respond.
Joey Badass does not need to respond. This is over.
It was cool while it lasted. Got the internet
going. You know, rap. People got in a booth. I respect it.
But this is not.
It's, it's, they, y'all
can't rap with Joey badass. Y'all can't.
And I, going into this, I would expect this to be
much more entertaining, much closer.
But after listening to everything over the weekend
and now he had daylight, you know,
when he dropped it today.
He dropped it today, right?
Right, the hour before we started to record.
It's just not.
If I missed a bunch of entendres,
cool, because we just started recording.
But also that, like,
I'm still of the belief that
disc records and battle rap records
still need to have some level of surface.
Like, certain,
it can be, certain shit needs to hit.
It can be too cerebral.
It has to be more cool, has to be more witty, it has to be more clever, it has to be, you know, those types of things.
And I get it with daylight.
He's, you know, he just thinks on a different level.
But it has to connect, though.
Like, it has to connect.
Like, don't break it down for me on a podcast and tell me bars that he said and why he said it.
If it don't hit when I'm listening to it and the song is on, all this other shit after it's like, I get it.
But it just don't land.
It didn't land.
That shit is not landing.
Joey went in there and he had style, he had clever shit, he had cool shit, he checked all the boxes when you want to, you know, like it's, again, this is a friendly fate. This is just like going at some guys and testing the pen and seeing who got what, you know. But, I mean, it's clear after this, you know, Joey Badass is out rapping all of y'all.
And, I mean, to your point before, I think Daylight absolutely can rap with Joey Badass.
So if he puts out another reply tomorrow and it's good, does Joey have to reply?
No.
Even if it's really good.
No.
Because I think daylight could save this if he quickly comes back with more of a haymaker and kind of forces.
Because Joey was the one saying with the Ray Vaughn shit.
I only want to daylight.
That's who I want to battle.
Yeah, but we got the record.
So now you don't get to get the record.
People respond to it.
Well, again, we respondent to it.
I don't know what other people feel about it.
They may love it.
They may think it's incredible.
I'm just saying we responded to it
We don't think it's worth responding to
It's like
And you're saying it was the warm up game one whatever
So what is it? Daylight and Six?
Are we going that route?
Like come on that man
If he changes the energy by coming right back
With something that absolutely hits
That forces Joey
Yeah, then at that point Joey
Which is what Joey wanted to smoke
Listen I'm all for people putting out
Dope rhymes and dope records
Cool whenever you want to put it out
Whether you battle and whatever
it, I'm going to listen to it.
But I don't think that Joey has to sit back and like, okay, I'll respond to that one.
Because then it's like, what are we doing at this point?
Like, you're just going to just drop a record until you get a reaction?
And I guess, I don't know, what I'm trying to figure out to outside looking in, as someone
that really fucks with daylight.
What was the strategy here?
Because you came to New York and shot the video.
You definitely put a lot into this.
Why wouldn't that be the haymaker?
If you're going to do all of this with a video, fly to New York, do this entire thing.
Why wouldn't that be the joint?
Why not do a temperature check, throw it out real quick, and then the haymaker be the one that you come to New York and shoot everything?
It kind of just felt like a waste of time.
If you are going to continue, why wouldn't, like, you shot a video and you're talking about like, this is just the first round, like, I'm just chilling.
Then why are you on the A train right now?
Yeah.
Like, do that for the one.
Yeah, this is not, and it's no chilling.
What is this chilling you keep talking about?
Like, the fight is on.
The fight has started.
And you know what I also don't like in battle rap?
And this is just speaking as a fan.
Like, unfortunately, there is no real rules in battle rap.
Rest in peace to capital C's condolences to his entire family.
I don't think it was crazy that Daylight brought him up.
He posted a photo.
We knew it was coming.
given this whole cryptic shit about
why Steve's jumped off and knowing something about Joey
like if you don't really have information about that
don't set up that scheme
because now you have to tell us
you have to finish that ball
and don't give me a cliff angle for song too like
no and if you don't really have something
that's going to be crazy
now I feel like all right now you're wasting even
going over the line because that's what battle rap does
Now you're even wasting something on the capital C shit
and you don't really have any information.
You're trying to make us think you have something.
I don't personally, I just don't think I could be completely wrong.
Play this clip when I'm wrong.
I don't think daylight has some crazy info that Capital Stees
off himself because of something that Joey did or knew about Joey.
Like, I just don't believe that.
Just my gut tells me that.
I think he was probably going through a lot of things that people go through.
So if you're setting that up,
and Daylight being the master of this craft the way he is.
If you don't have the info, don't set the scheme up that way.
Yeah.
Because now you can't just leave that.
Now you have to tell us what that is.
I think that what Daylight does best is perform, battle rap.
It's obviously different on a beat, a record.
Now, if Joey and Daylight are on stage, no beat and just, you know,
able to go at each other, I think that daylight fares way different
in that type of environment.
I just think now you're talking about making a song and beat and, you know, music.
And I just think that's a little, more elements added to it.
So daylight is not going to look as good as Joey does in that because this is what Joey does.
Joey makes songs.
He makes music.
He raps, you know, on beat and things like that.
Now on stage and you let daylight just have his time and let him perform and let him get into his antics and, you know, get into his theatrics.
I think that that's the better environment for daylight.
But this, what Daylight did,
as somebody that loves daylight and fuck with him,
you know, love his rhymes and his battles.
I was very disappointed and underwhelmed at,
what is the name of this?
I've heard of my mother.
I have something like that.
Tim's.
Or de Mimva or something like that.
It's weird.
Whatever the corny New York jokes they make on the floor.
Yeah, I don't know how you even say it.
But I was disappointed.
I'm not going to lie.
I was very, very disappointed.
I do want to challenge West Coast media, West Coast Twitter, West Coast rappers, West Coast execs.
I came in here and ate Humble Pie multiple times to say that 2024 was the greatest year I've ever seen a Coast have.
Down to the point that I came in here, like, even their MLS team won the championship.
Like, duh, what the fuck?
We cannot beat L.A.
They had a fucking year.
Then the Dodgers went?
I came in here and the Dodgers.
Yeah.
They won everything.
Yeah.
Came in here and gave them their props objectively.
I know you guys are still on your victory lap.
I get it.
West Coast had a moment.
I need you guys to be the objective people that you claim to be.
Joey Badass by himself is cooking everybody.
That's a fair.
You guys are rat fans, ones I respect.
I know deep down in your soul, you know Joey Badass is cooking everybody.
And I need you guys.
We're head at.
I need you guys.
With Jeremy.
Show how objective you guys claim to be.
Hey, West Coast Wilson.
What you think about?
What do you think about Joey?
Ready to start EV all over again.
Ready to go back to East Village Radio?
I like East Village Radio.
I love East Village Radio.
Walk up in the street and watch it.
Joey might be in the city.
All right.
So do we want to start with this or do we want to get to homey court?
Nah, let's start with this.
Okay.
All right.
We're going to go.
We're going to parlay us into holding court, though.
This is going to parley us.
I'll read this.
Do you want back story?
Give some backstory.
Okay.
So I woke up first thing in the morning.
I'm not going to say anything like I did in that clip.
Okay.
I woke up and there is a clip page that clips, you know, they wake up.
The moment we drop, they clip anything that they think can be inflammatory.
So they made a clip of our.
Inflammatory.
They made a clip of me standing up for women and a little bit of the Cardi conversation was in it
and then it got cut out.
I love how you just worded that.
They clipped me standing up for women.
They did.
That wasn't the headline.
They clipped me being an advocate.
An advocate.
And a little bit of, when Rory said, is Cardi going to take accountability?
They clipped and then left like the rest of the context out.
They didn't hear like more really shitting on Cardi.
Like they didn't hear any of that, right?
Oh, we're getting to homey court early.
So.
I should have, I didn't, I should go get there.
So that clip kind of went viral.
Cardi's fans got a hold of it.
And Cardi obviously saw it.
And she felt some type of way because all she saw was Rory saying is Cardi going to take accountability, right?
So she then drops in her broadcast on IG, basically a paragraph saying, no sympathy shit because I live and learn.
I've been through worse in life, but I went through so much shit and deceit.
And I don't tell my story and put these nasty bitches on blast because I've seen God handle every woman and the men that put tears in my eyes and pain in my heart in the worst way.
When a white man like Rory talking about, I need to be held accountable for shit, he don't know one thing about it really makes me see red.
This is not a competition.
This is me taking baby steps to finally feeling happy.
seeing my sky blue with birds and trees again.
Damn the dick good.
See in my sky blue with birds and trees again
instead of rainy days.
I feel lightweight, motivated in love with life,
in love with love with my career,
and most importantly, in love with my three kids,
no matter what.
Shut the fuck up, you white bitch
before I light a match up your ass.
That's so, like, poetic.
All right, so I feel like my ass needs to be in the rafters at this point
because Nikki put a broomstick up there
and now Cardi B is putting a match.
Well, Cardi's going to like the, you know,
the end of the broom that's hanging out your ass,
Cardi's going to like that.
All right.
Let's find the positives here.
Can we be happy that I'll take the credit?
You know what?
Fuck it.
I'm tired of being humble.
I will take the credit in finding the one thing Cardi B and Nikki Minaj can agree on.
And it's that I'm a white bitch that deserves something in his ass.
Okay.
I ended the Nikki and Cardi beef based off their mutual hate.
Hate for me in agreement that I should not be speaking.
about anything cultural.
Right.
So, yeah, I take pride in that.
Okay.
I think that's like something that I contributed to the culture.
I brought Cardi and Nikki together.
If you guys can never agree on anything else,
they both hate you.
Over here, at least we can find this place.
Yeah, I never see.
We come together here.
We know that we dislike this gentleman.
Share the same, yes.
And you deserve to be sodomized.
Yeah, I haven't seen bars.
Deservedly solomized.
It's hilarious.
I haven't seen Barbes and Barty Gang agree on anything ever in life.
And they were, you had both families.
type of complexion to do that. On your ass. I was like, I mean, in your ass, apparently. It was absolutely
insane. Well, what's funny is I'm still trying to get like some free data in my phone from the
Swifties. What I also found funny is that the Swifties and what's, what's Cardys? Barty Gang.
Barty Gang and the Swifties also agree with something that I'm a white bitch.
Yeah. Yes.
You know, the Swifties are more racist than party gang. I got called more racial things by the
Swifties than anyone in part of it.
Because they want to call you a but they can't.
Yeah, exactly. So they call you white bitch instead.
And you know it's a white person behind the-
100%. Exactly. Self-hate. Love it.
It's definitely self-hate. Yeah, absolutely.
But I got them up off your ass. I stood up for you.
Yes, Cardi did apologize. She said, oh, sorry, Rory.
But I understand. We all see clips and take things out of context.
And then she saw the real clip and, you know, smoke went to mall.
But I'm here to disappoint like all of this.
the internet streets with like maturity.
I know this was like a green light.
I even saw the comments for the first time ever people were on my side.
Like damn, I was fucked up.
He didn't even say anything.
Finally, this could be my moment to be like all the other media personalities
and scream at the top of my fucking lungs.
And I'd be right.
Right.
Ah, women.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking women.
Yeah, yeah.
Like I could be that guy.
I could threaten her, all that.
But I did not go that route.
Cardi B and I spoke.
Okay.
But the whole afternoon, I won't reveal the entire conversation.
This is a private conversation.
But we had a great talk.
Good.
And I think that can also happen in media.
We don't all need to just scream at the camera
because we get one little green light from one miscommunication.
Now it's like, well, you can't dictate how someone replies.
Right.
I can, yeah.
I can reach out and I don't think it compromise anything.
If Cardi B puts out a bad song that I don't like,
I'll say I don't like it.
Is that a great song?
It's never happened though.
That's, I mean, I agree.
But I'm saying nothing was compromised because we had a great conversation and spoke.
I thought that was.
If there's going to be, if she put out a great song, I say it's great.
Bad song?
I'll say it's bad.
But I also think there's a world where people, especially if we are talking about Cardi B's personal life,
has every right to have an opinion about how I speak about that.
I'm talking about her life.
So having a private combo with her that was calm and super positive
and came to an understanding, that's fine too.
Yeah.
We don't need to take these moments to just scream at the top of our lungs for clicks for one day.
And then it's going to move on to the next person that's screaming at a woman.
Yeah.
I just don't see anything in it.
And I know all the internet comments are going to be like, oh, it's compromise.
Now trying to be cool, Cardi.
Like, that's so corny.
I just think it was a cool human moment.
She's going through something.
We spoke about it.
I talked to her about it.
found understanding will still always be objective,
but it doesn't have to be a green light
to start screaming at Cardi B now because she said white bitch.
And I also believe in double standards
for everyone in that comments.
What if Rory said black bitch?
I'd say get Rory the fuck out the paint.
Y'all would see me on camera with the Roy Gass.
I'm a big advocate of double standards.
Double standards exist.
No, Cardi B calling me a white bitch
is not the equivalent of Rory calling Cardi a black bitch.
I don't know where the fuck y'all are getting that from.
Yeah, no.
No, definitely not.
But that would you feel if Rory said that, they would feel upset as they should.
Yeah, I thought it was classy that she did say, she did apologize.
I thought that was classic.
But I did want to know if you were still a white bitch, though.
No.
I was actually like hoping, like during our conversation on Saturday afternoon that like at the end she was going to double down.
Like, but you still like are a white bitch.
Damn.
She didn't double down?
No.
Damn.
Fuck.
But shout to Cardi.
We had a great conversation.
Maybe one day.
we can have her on the show.
Maybe one day.
I would love to talk to Cardi.
Big Bronx shit.
But that would be,
she would come to see Demaris.
Like,
even though we had a good conversation,
I'm well aware that my Cardi relationship
is, I'm the plus one.
Like, that's her home girl.
Yeah.
Like, I'm just Damaris's front.
Yeah.
I don't even think she said my name.
That's why why everybody was mad.
I'm like,
you're like, you're like,
I've been on a podcast with you before in like 2015.
I think,
I think tax
us was the first time he was ever on a podcast.
Yeah. Shout out the cardio, though, man.
Yeah, no, it was a great, mature,
one of the more mature combos I've had in my podcasting career,
because we've talked about it, plenty of artists have reached out
and, like, had awkward moments.
Despite that, the energy there was not that.
It was very much progressive, like, oh, yes, I saw the wrong clip.
But on my side, too, I was like, we was talking about your life.
Like you're allowed to feel away
And especially my dumbass white face
I get it
Now Damaris jumped in it
This is the real shit
This is yeah yeah
This is where we scream
Shout out to Cardi
Much love to Cardi
We love Cardi
Now here's where DeMaris comes in at
And I quote
You've never said that in your life
And I'm just saying that
I quote
I feel bad
Because Rory was just joking
To segue the topic
He wasn't being negative
Paul deserves this smoke.
He was the one arguing with us.
Now, what did I say that was negative
or could be deemed negative about party?
Before we get there,
because of course we want to give the Florida Damaris to reply,
with this thought,
oh, I feel bad because Rory was just joking
to segue the topic.
He wasn't being negative, period.
That's all the tweet needed to be.
It could have ended right there.
But we're going to give the defendant.
I just want to show that the second sentence, you still get the Cardi B apology, you still get the context.
Right.
You still lighten move.
A great thought.
She still protects a friend and a coworker.
Right.
From Barty Gang.
But it seemed a second sentence needed to be said.
As if the clip was not right below.
Right.
The floor is yours, Senator.
How was the floor mine?
What?
What?
Nick!
What?
What?
What you mean?
What?
What are you going to say?
May, Mall deserves this moment.
First of all, I also want to let it be known that I was not the first person to say that.
If you go to the response of that, everybody, every single person responded to say, wait,
Mall is the one going off.
Everybody said that.
How did I, all right, so remind me, because y'all know I sit here and we talk about shit and kicking
sometime.
Well, in comparison to Rory, you were the one saying Cardi's going to look stupid when this man
basically cheats on her and embarrasses her.
This isn't the niggas she should pop out with yada yada.
That's what you were saying.
That's talking shit about Cardi?
No, it's not about talking shit, but you talking shit about her business when you don't exactly know what you're talking about, which was what she was saying in that paragraph, but to Rory.
That's what I'm like, okay, but Rory isn't the one that said that.
Maul is the one that.
Did Rory say that Cardi needs to take accountability?
Yes, but he, but he said that to segue.
He just said that to segue.
And then he was like nothing.
Yeah, but I said she doesn't.
But I said, I said, and I deserved this one.
Like, I didn't say nothing negative about Cardi.
I was just saying like, yo, you know, Stefan Diggs has a, he has a reputation.
He's a playboy.
But you also said that she's going to look stupid.
Listen, even if you truly believe that you're right, even if you are right, a person who
you're sent up, they're talking about their love life, their personal life, which is very personal,
they have every right to respond to the way that you frame them looking stupid with dating
who they're dating.
When you're not in their bedroom, you're not in their phone, you don't know what's going on.
Okay.
Now, let me say this.
When you pop out and make the statement that they did that they're dating or they're together
right now, I have a podcast.
of a platform. It is directly my job to speak about that. I agree. You made it a point to step
out and make a state. That was a statement. Going to a Nick playoff game sitting courtside
to high profile people. That's a statement. We're together. So now I said and I talked about it.
All I was trying to say now, I'm not saying maybe the words shouldn't have been, Cardi's going
to look stupid. I want to say that. I love Cardi. I don't want to say she's going to look stupid.
But meaning like, okay, now if it pops up that stuff on is on a date with somebody else next
week or caught creeping out of a hotel another girl next week.
You think people are not going to flood Cardi's mentions and say, yo, like, ain't this your
man?
Is this your, the dude you was just dating?
Of course.
But I can't be mad at somebody.
It is our job to have certain conversations about certain things, even things that we
don't exactly care about, right?
But people have every right to respond.
And I try to be more thoughtful.
Oh, yeah.
People can respond.
Like, it's never personal with me.
Y'all know me.
I don't know any of these people.
Well, some of them, I don't know person.
I don't know Cardi personally.
I love and support Cardi because she's from my city.
She's from my town.
So anything that she's doing, I'm supporting.
But I don't know anybody personally most of the times when I'm talking about it.
So it shouldn't be taking personal.
Like I'm not attacking anybody's personal, you know, things.
It's just saying like, yo, you're stepping out with a dude.
Are you making this statement, this big statement, you know, coming off a divorce.
And this is the first guy that we see you with.
You know, it's like, yo, I don't know.
You know, homie.
You know, Stefan is outside.
he he outside stephan diggs is outside that's not a secret like he's moving around the city he's shaking and baking
i don't know if this is the guy that maybe she should be seen with fresh off a divorce
that's all i'm saying like i'm not saying we were saying is i think that's the exact guy
long story short i ain't apologizing them all man you said what the fuck you said it's on tape
nah you rat it no all's fair and love the internet and our favorite rappers
All spirit, love the internet and our favorite rappers.
It was on CCTV, though.
We got like the footage is right there.
All right, cool.
Rory got caught.
Damaris told them where I was hiding at.
That's fine.
That's ratting.
And you're right.
Rattin is fine because niggas get celebrated for me and rats these days.
So you absolutely right.
Rattin is fine.
You snitch now.
You get a podcast.
You get a deal from all kinds of sponsors.
You can get everything now when you snitch.
I mean, I don't know.
It's kind of like, it's like the gun of shit.
I feel like what Demaris did.
I mean, I understood the rat emoji that you would put up.
But, like, she didn't go full, like, Sammy the Bull, 6'9.
Did she drop my name?
It was the-
Did she drop my name on the stand?
Yeah.
She said names.
But it was the plea, like, it wasn't going to be used in the case.
They had their evidence.
She said, it was a gunner situation.
She said, mall deserves this smoke.
YSL is a gang.
Same thing.
No, it's not.
But it didn't affect the case.
specifically named Mall.
She didn't say Rory's not the one that deserves the smoke.
Somebody else might deserve this smoke.
Oh, nigger.
We know who somebody else is.
We know who Mall is, too, and that's exactly what you said.
Mall deserves this smoke.
That is Rat 101.
She bit the cheese.
She took the cheese.
She got her Pepsi.
She got her chips, and she went in that interrogation room, and she gave them everything.
It was like when 6'9 was on the stand, it was like, you know, Cardi B's of blood, too.
like, sir, she has nothing to do with this.
She has nothing to do with this.
Nothing to do with this case.
We don't need to know.
I had nothing to do what Cardi was talking about.
No, you was shoddy in the case.
What are you talking about?
You was the main person.
She pointed out something you said.
You said she needs to take accountability.
Cardi and her statement said talking about I need to be accountable.
She's talking to something you said.
Okay.
She didn't talk about something Ma said and or something you said and she said, I said it.
No, I didn't say anything that Cardi for.
felt was disrespectful.
Objectively,
Mall is actually correct
because Cardi did see
the wrong clip,
not the one that's too cool
to blog posted.
She saw the one of you
talking and then it ended
with me saying
does Cardi need to
take accountability.
I don't even think
Maul's in that clip,
period.
So I don't even know
if Cardi goes,
there's more.
I don't know if Cardi goes
to look at the other
clip until
Damaris puts that up
because she replied
directly to Damaris's tweet.
So I don't,
Maul may have a case
right now in homie court
that that may be ratting
My name is in the paperwork.
She put my name in her paperwork.
My name is my name. Yeah. Moll deserves this smoke.
See, I don't, I don't like the selective homey court.
How was it selective?
Because I ain't bring you to homey court for shit that you did.
I let you rock. I let you get away Scott for you.
Me?
You.
What did I do?
I ain't bring you to homie court.
You came out here and started ratting on yourself and telling and apologizing and putting up statements.
When?
I never took you to home court for what you deserve to go to homie court for.
What are you talking about?
All right.
So, I said, take me to homey court now.
You know, I know.
no, it's cool.
No, no, no, no, no.
So you can't bring, you can't bring that up.
You can't bring that up.
You can't bring that up.
You already brought up a statement and apologized.
Now, if you're going to bring something up and say, I need to be a homie court,
say what I need to be a homie court for.
Everybody know what you went to, what you should have went to homie court for,
but we already had a conversation about.
We are laughing about a post.
You went and doubled back and laughed again, nigger.
All I did was laugh.
Again.
I can't laugh.
I laughed.
A nigger laughed and I got to go to homie court to laugh.
No, I didn't bring you to homeie court.
I let it go.
Why you're saying I deserved to me a homey court though.
For laughing?
It was a charge.
No, fuck.
It was a charge.
We can't laugh.
You can laugh about whatever you want.
Okay, so now, okay.
You can go outside a punching nigga.
All right, but listen, listen.
Here's the difference.
Here's the difference.
Here's the difference.
You said I deserved to go to homey court because I laughed, right?
All I did was laughing emoji.
You put my name and said he deserves smoke.
Meaning not only did you put my name in the paperwork, but you was like, get this nigga, him.
That's what that was.
You're like, yo, now, get him.
He's the one that deserve it.
Well, we even.
Yeah, like, what was that about?
We're even.
Me laughing and you saying
Mall deserves the smoke
is not the even.
That's not even at all.
There's no, there's no even with that.
Sorry.
He bought you an actual hammer.
I asked Josh for the judge mallet,
and he brought me this.
Yeah.
It's a lot going on right now.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think Mall is a lot of strong points right now.
But it did trigger something
that has not been settled yet
with the fake apologies
that happened on this podcast months ago.
I think we should finally clear the air
same way I did with Lex
10 years later
and have that homie court.
Of what?
Your LOLs.
Okay, so I can't laugh.
You are free to do it.
No, no, no, no.
This is going to be a repeat of the other one.
See?
See, I can't,
because obviously you felt
the way about laughing emojis.
And cool, you're entitled to feel
away about laughing emojis.
But we're not going to say
this is the same, though.
We're not going to say
this is the same.
Mall deserves this smoke and me just laughing is not the same.
Okay.
No fucking way in the hell.
What do you think?
What do you think the differences?
A laughing emoji was all I put.
I just laughed.
No, it ain't even about the original laughing emojis.
It's about the fact that you went back and doubled back a week later and laughed again.
No, it was a whole different post.
Yeah, I know.
But it was a week later.
A week after that post is posted.
But it was a funny post again.
You wasn't still, you wasn't laughing for a week straight.
Yeah, I was laughing.
That was funny.
that was funny.
See what somebody was just pointing out
the hypocrisy
and I just laughed at.
You knew it wasn't an hypocrisy.
And he knew it wasn't.
And that's my thing with Maul.
That was my only issue
when Maul is Maul knew
that it wasn't hypocrisy
because Maul was there
for the conversation that we had
and he still went back.
It was a funny post.
I just laughed.
Maul, let's be real.
You didn't even laugh
at the second one
because you hadn't even seen it.
I only could laugh at what I see.
When we talked about
the apology
and Peach took it
and clipped it
up and made it seem like I was arguing, like almost like I was arguing with my boyfriend
and Pige made like a post for me to post about it. I posted it like, oh, this is what happens
when you point of view you already went through his phone, but he lying to you. You laughed at
that and then immediately after you laughed under my page, you went and commented on that.
Commented on what? On your man's posts. You commented on my post. My little meme that that Pige
made me. And then immediately after you went and commented on Drake's thing. I'm only commented on what I see
though. I can't comment on things I don't see.
Like if I'm on my timeline and I'm seeing shit.
Maul, you thought I was being shady when I posted
that real. That's why you commented.
You was being shady. I wasn't being shady. Get the fuck out of here.
Objection. I was not being. Peach.
Objection. You watch being shady.
Page is right here.
Page is right here.
Not leading the witness.
Peach.
Out of that asset, out of that apology,
Peach created that asset. I didn't create that asset.
Peach sent that to me and I said it looked like I'm arguing with my
boyfriend. I then posted it and said,
this is what happened. Like he's trying to
he's trying to explain himself, but you already went through that phone.
You're barely in it.
No, you said something about when you know he's lying.
That was the, that was underneath.
That was the caption underneath.
But on the actual post, I literally said when you arguing with your boyfriend, but you already went through that phone.
It had nothing to do with you.
I wasn't being funny towards you.
But when Pete clipped it up.
I'm in the post.
But it's only your voice.
Your face is not in it.
But I'm in it.
My likeness is in it.
You felt away and felt like I was trying to be funny.
My likeness wasn't in this shit here.
I had nothing to do with this.
Immediately five minutes after you went and kind of.
commentsed on Drake's post to be funny.
You were not laughing in the moment.
You went to be funny.
I was laughing.
Admit that you were being funny.
I was laughing.
It was funny to me.
I laughed.
Still,
I'm trying to figure out how does laughing
and a laughing emoji equate to being the same with,
Moore deserves this moat.
If there ain't no loyalty on the left,
ain't no loyalty on the right.
I can't laugh or fucking laugh.
We're talking about laughing.
Listen,
all is fair and love in our favorite rappers.
Nah, man.
Nah,
da, dog.
This is rapping.
This is ratin.
I don't care what no one.
Maul deserves this smoke.
That is right.
And that is biting the cheese.
That is asking for Pepsi and Doritos.
That is right.
She's a civilian.
When I said that, I didn't think you was going to go to jail.
You ain't a jail.
I have not seen any 1090 Jake paperwork.
Mall deserves this smoke.
Wack has said nothing yet.
I had to distract.
I had to get my home boy free.
I'm YS.
Woody.
I had to get my home boy free.
Oh my God.
She just said she's Yersel LW.
I do the case.
I had to get my homeboy free.
What?
That is rat one or one.
It means I'm young thugs.
Yo, what is that?
That is crazy.
Thanks.
Yo, that is crazy.
I got ratted on and they tried to tell me I did not get rated on.
I had to throw the case.
I threw the case.
Pointed suspicion elsewhere.
I knew you weren't going to get bought up on charges as you have it.
So I was going to hold it down.
I did what I had to do for the podcast.
I was on you.
And we might actually get.
Who is yours?
I was never in it.
We might actually get party.
She said Rory's needs to shut his white bitch ass on.
She didn't say anything about Ma.
Maul's name is in nowhere in Cardi's paperwork at all.
Only time Maul's name is mentioned in any paperwork
is when Demaris submits her statement.
It says,
Maul deserves this smoke.
We're all free and we're getting the first Cardi B interview when she
I don't know if I'm free.
I got to go to the Bronx tonight.
Don't brimms may catch me outside like in the night.
Like, I don't know if I'm free.
Why she keeps saying I'm free?
I got to go to Fordham tonight.
Like, I might not be free.
Listen, man.
Ace had to set up Rico.
No, he didn't.
It was for the betterment of Harlem.
It was for the rat cast.
I'm out of here, though.
I'm out of here.
Everybody cool biting the cheese up here, man.
You act like we ain't got another job.
Nah, man, fuck that.
Yeah, y'all tripping, man.
So you don't see any equivalent in those two things?
Me laughing emoji?
No.
No.
Is that dry snitching?
Look, the same thing she did after mention in my name.
See that?
That's the same thing I put overshoddy's posts
when she posted her shit about Demaris.
Oh, same, that same emoji.
But you knew, see, you could have taken the Demaris route with that girl because you guys are all OVO.
That's team.
She's team Cardi.
So Cardi listened to her and realized she was wrong.
You could have talked to your sis.
I don't know her name.
What's her name?
We don't need to get it.
All right.
Talk to your sis in the OVO group chat and be like, hey, you have this wrong.
Damaris was taken out of context here.
Like, you could have taken this route and been like, hey.
He didn't want to do that.
Hey, your smoke is for DJ Head.
It's not for Damaris.
Regardless if she was right or wrong, I just.
laughed at just the whole the clip i was just laughing at it i didn't feel like she
disrespected demarice and that oh i don't even like remember the yeah not she didn't
i'm just stirring shit up for the fuck she was just trying to point out hypocrisy but she didn't
did she didn't call now she would have been on there trying to kick demar like this whack bitch and
she didn't do none of that she didn't curse she didn't call demarice on her name i think i was told
that i only come on here and say uh i say whatever y'all tell me for a check whatever y'all
tell me to say i say for a check that's what i was told did she said that in that clip
Not in that one.
And another one.
Oh, I see.
I'm talking about that clip.
No, she went out for days and days and days.
Oh, I don't see.
Most of that shit, I don't even see.
That one that I laughed at.
But that's why you should stand with your people's because you don't even really be knowing what's going on.
The clip.
I keep going back to I laughed at that clip.
Whatever my emoji is on, I'm laughing at that.
That's it.
My name is in paperwork.
Right there.
Mall deserves this smoke.
How is that the same?
The government should have redacted your name.
I asked, I asked for the defendant to be thrown in the darkest cell.
No, she has immunity.
She's snitch.
She's with us.
Yeah.
Fuck you're talking about.
Shit.
Good luck.
What would your witness protection name be?
Hmm?
I don't know.
Something like Ashley or Brenda.
Ooh, Victoria.
That's funny.
She brought up Ashley because that's why she should be an homie court.
We'll save that for Patreon.
Nah, talk about it.
Get your shit off.
Yeah.
You think is you defending me here that you got free range to do whatever.
No.
Yeah.
Take the gavel.
Take the cattle.
Damn,
whole cast mad at me.
Yo, this is the Rackcast.
We'll be back.
We're going to pay some bills.
Get a word for my sponsors.
We'll talk to you on a second.
The Rackcast is crazy,
man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, well,
to make sure this is real,
I will reach out to Wack 100 and 1090J.
They'll get the full proper research of Demaris to make sure.
We just saw the paperwork.
We have to triple check, man.
No, no, we don't.
that's the problem.
Y'all like to triple check paperwork.
My name is in the paperwork.
No, I ain't no Photoshop.
That's a, that's a, that's a, what they call it?
With the blue check on Twitter?
Verified.
That's a verified account.
Verified rat.
Look at that.
That's not verified?
Listen.
How's this?
Okay.
You know what?
All right.
As a woman, I'll take accountability.
I could have handled that differently.
That's all Rory was trying to tell Cardi.
See, now we get back to.
See, now you know,
you get me in trouble with Cardi again. I didn't tell her to handle anything.
It's really him. He really, it's really him. He really the problem.
What? I've been telling you all that. Do I think Cardi needs to be held to?
Man, check his chest.
Do you wear something?
Check his sneakers. Ain't that what you just said? Cardi needs to be held to take accountability?
No, I asked Damaris does Cardi need accountability? And she said, do you think that? And I said no.
Oh, you say she don't need accountability.
No, she's. Okay. Do you do anything wrong? Well, what did you say?
Demarish? I apologize. I mean mine, though. I'm not just saying it. I mean mine, though. I'm not just saying it.
I mean my apology.
I apologize.
I did not have to throw you to the wolves.
I just thought that that was a tactic to get, you know, my boy free.
But I could have handled that better.
I could have left your name out of the paperwork.
So I apologize, sincerely.
That's how unapologized handled.
The first time, the Knicks go to the playoffs in 26 years,
and the woman just took accountability for the first time.
No, what's the, all right.
May 19th, 2025, 3.36 p.m.
Cardi B apologized to me
and Demaris apologized to you.
Two women back to them.
Wow.
I'm a little like misty in my eyes right now.
Cardi for president.
Now, do you have anything to say?
Yeah, that's all I wanted from the first thing.
Hey, Damaris.
Maybe I could have just laughed by myself in the living room
and not posted it to co-sign the war that was going on between you
and that person to add fuel.
to the fire.
Hey, DeMaris, maybe I shouldn't have laughed out loud.
I should have laughed in the living room and not added fuel to the fire.
Again, we'll try it again when you mean it.
We'll try it against six.
I do mean, I made it the first time, man.
We'll try it again six months from now.
Y'all don't take my apologies.
Baby steps.
Y'all don't take my apology seriously on here, man, on a rat cast.
Man, this is crazy.
Actually, hold on.
Can somebody hear me to gabble?
Actually, I'll come get it.
Or Josh, bring it to me real quick.
Yeah, I actually got somebody else to bring to homie court.
In fact, since we're hashing out things on this motherfucker.
Hash brown, God damn it.
I love me a hash brown.
And while she gets that together in the meantime,
if somebody snitches and no one goes to jail.
Nah, no, we not see?
Because nobody attacked you.
The rats always try to find a loophole.
Because, yeah, she did.
But they didn't attack you.
Like, you didn't get the sentence for her rat.
this was the first time in stand culture that I even saw this,
which takes a special type of complexion.
Even after Cardi apologized,
the comments under from her own stands that listened to every last word she said,
for the first time said,
nah,
it's still fuck that white bitch.
Yeah,
they said,
nah,
fuck them.
They didn't even listen to their leader.
Yeah,
nah,
fuck that.
They read and saw the clip of mall,
and he was like,
nah,
mall cool.
Fuck that white bitch.
Fuck the white bitch.
reparations, Rory.
Yeah.
Listen, I agree.
Damaris.
Now in session, the people versus Rory Farrow.
Yes.
Get his white ass, Damaris, please.
Because the only reason why I had to sit and endure mall's fake ass apology is because
you went and had a conversation with him that I was upset.
Well, he's supposed to.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, but this is, this is that.
Let's listen to this.
I have been dealing with people calling me all types of sensitive ass.
because Rory went and stuck up for me
because that's how he felt.
He felt I should be stuck up for it.
I didn't go to Rory and crying and screaming and all.
Rory came to me and he felt that I should be stuck up for.
So I'm over here getting an apology.
Like I was crying because I need an apology
when I said I'm not getting an apology for mall
because Moll ain't sorry.
But what made it seem like to me,
I mean to everybody else and to the public
is that I was crying for an apology for Mall.
So I'm on trial for the court.
of public opinion?
Yes.
I ain't got shit to do with that.
Because during that apology,
you should have said
Damaris wasn't crying for an apology.
I feel like you owe Demaris's
apology.
My fuck is over here like Damaris
is really mad at Mall about
I didn't expect for apologies from all.
First of all.
I didn't think I needed to say on the mic
that DeMaris was not crying
for an apology because you weren't
so I didn't think that needed to even be said.
That was that.
This is what the court of public opinion.
I'm not fucking that so raven.
I didn't envision what the comments
were going to be the next day.
I thought there was some internal
attention
and I wanted everyone to piece up.
I feel like the air is already clear.
That's all it was.
I didn't predict what the comments would be
that DeMaris came crying for an apology
because that wasn't the case.
Sometimes I deal too much in truth
and don't realize what the internet's going to view it as.
I'm like, well, this is what happens.
So that's how the world's going to see it.
It's like, no, no, no.
It never happens that way.
Never happens that way.
Actually, peach.
Homie, Josh.
I mean, it's really peach.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because when I sat here and was sent through,
that apology. Nobody sat there and said,
Maul, you was wrong. Everybody was quiet.
Oh, Josh standing up.
Josh said he said. And I mentioned, see,
don't even put him on Tommy Court because I did
tell you that Josh was in your corner.
I said that.
Y'all realized that all I did was laugh.
Like, laugh.
That's all I did. I didn't say nothing. I didn't say get her.
I didn't say kill her. I didn't say any
these things. I just laughed.
So you don't mean the apology.
I told DeMaris that if she felt the way about that
I apologize for that because that wasn't my attention
I wasn't trying to make De Maris fill away
but also the girl wasn't like crazy disrespectful towards
Demaris. She was also just wrong.
Even if she, but I just laughed though. Whether she's right or wrong, I just laughed.
That's all I did. But that's what. But where's the joke?
The joke was just in her cutting the video up like literally you in the middle of your video
and she'd like, now hold up. Go over there with what, wop, wop, it was just
funny. I just laughed at that. Now, if she would have been on there coming at you, like,
disrespecting you? And I laughed. Then I can understand you feeling, because now that's
somebody just straight up disrespecting you. But she just spliced a video that you posted.
And then took it back to some things you said months ago and then tried to just point out
hypocrisy. I just thought it was funny that she did that. Now, again, if she would have been on there
kicking your back in on a personal level and I laughed, then 100% you, yo, Ma, that's fucked up.
But if I'm just laughing at somebody comparing what you're doing today versus what you said a year ago, I'm just laughing at it.
Like that wasn't, I didn't see the big crime in that.
So I did.
So the second one, the second one you weren't laughed at, which was also a clip taken out of context because I was the first person on this episode on this podcast to say that I liked sexy songs for you.
I said that.
They just clipped that out of the clip.
You went and laughed at that too.
That wasn't even funny.
DeMaris, you spent a year and a half laughing at any video calling me Dick Roder, this,
That third, dot, bop to dot, bach, man.
What I sat here and did, what I sat here and did, I would never, I took it all.
I would never laugh.
I would never laugh.
Like I said, from the mountain tops of victory.
I would never laugh.
Is that a fact?
Because I didn't see that.
No.
I never saw DeMaris laughing at anyone calling you, Dickridering.
Demaris can't wait to laugh.
Everybody was laughing at that.
We laughed.
I didn't give a fuck.
Not like in here if we laughed with each other.
But us laughing with each other is complete.
I would never laugh at you.
On the episode you laughed.
I would never laugh.
laugh at you on the internet for niggas
the comment on the episode on the episode on we laugh at each other
what she's trying to say is if there was a post that yo ma'
whatever like the miss mr big be got like like like
like this was turning to you into sexy red i wasn't sitting up there
they were super imposing your head on sexy red bro i wasn't sitting up there
coming underneath that shit giggling and laughing and shit like that i would never do
anything like that because i'm never going to give somebody ammunition to be like yo
even even if he's okay but that's weird but that's weird but that's weird you look like a
weird nigga, I'm just not me.
But that's my point.
That would be them trying to disrespect me.
Shorty wasn't trying to disrespect you.
Okay.
In her post, she didn't say anything disrespectful at all.
She didn't call you out your name.
And you don't think that the biggest rapper in the world reposting that is grounds for that, especially back to back.
You don't think that at all.
You don't think that there are.
Which greenlit a bunch of people to say extremely disrespectful.
To this day, anytime I upload anything, I am harassed by Drake fans.
Do I care?
No.
But you know that that opens up the floodgates.
for a whole bunch of things.
There are also a whole bunch of people,
my colleagues, in this business
underneath your post,
like, oh, damn, even her boss laughing at her.
I'm laughing at the post.
I wasn't laughing at you.
Maul, your intention is not always the point.
Yeah, but I can't.
But that's what I'm trying to tell you, though.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
If I laugh at something, I'm just laughing.
Now, what you think I'm laughing at,
let's talk about that.
I was just laughing at her
trying to point out of hypocrisy
and taking something you just did
in posting on TikTok
versus something you said
on the show almost a year
ago. I was just laughing at that.
I wasn't laughing at her trying to make you
look stupid or if she colded out your name. Like, no,
that would be something that's like, damn, that's fucked up.
But she didn't disrespect you. But you didn't
laugh under her post. You laughed under
sensitive. No, you laugh under
Sensitive Sally's repost.
And you know that he was not reposting.
You knew why he was reposting.
I laughed on the, what was that, the
Plot Twist page.
We know who Plot Twis. We all
know who plots was us. I don't know.
It is what it is. But that's why, that's where I
saw it at. See, this is why I can't have
fake court. What you mean?
Let's do real court. I'm telling you where I saw
a post at. I saw the post.
I laughed at it. I'm not paying attention to
who posted and who did this. I don't want to draw this out.
This was Rory's homie court.
But somehow I'm on the stand.
Well, you got up there, you got on there
and started telling. Because I got ratted on. My name is
in paperwork. I was home chilling
and I see Mall deserves smoke.
I'm like, whoa, I didn't even tweet nothing
all weekend. Should have went to Bali.
Yeah, like Jesus. Louis.
Court is adjourned.
No, it's not.
Get his ass some more.
Court is adjourned.
No, because he's proven his loyalty.
Word up.
He's proven his loyalty.
That's why I got him out.
I haven't proven my loyalty?
That's why I went and got him on.
Hold on.
I haven't proven my loyalty.
Listen.
Niggas double back on a laugh.
Nix double back on a laugh.
Shit must have been really, really funny.
It was funny.
It must have been really, really funny.
It was funny.
It was funny.
It should be funny sometimes.
You know it was funny?
them Barb's on your ass
I mean them Cardi Gang on your ass
That's what's funny
I laugh
Cardi Gets on my ass
I laughed
That's why he's laughing emojis
That's what the fans
Was on your ass I laughed
When?
Now we laughing
Cardi gang is on my ass right now
Bartigang yeah
For what you were saying
How yeah
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I always support her
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Well not that we've saw
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I appreciate the support.
That's great.
Keep listening every week.
You fucking idiot.
Yeah, you're fucking stupid.
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Thank the Lord for Joey Badass.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah.
I don't know if I would have made it into work today.
Yeah.
It's just a lot.
At least the universe can balance itself out.
But yeah, I mean, that's just how the world works and how the universe works.
Yin and Yang.
Joey Badass cleaned up the entire world.
So the universe had to come back to us and humble us and balance everything out.
That's cool.
I was chilling, what was that?
Tuesday.
And Josh text me, hey.
Whenever Josh text me
That was the tone of
Yeah whenever Josh texted me
He said hey
Are you jumping on the Twitter spaces tonight?
And I have forgot that we had talked about
Doing the Twitter spaces
Just kind of talking about the whole
Joey
Joey Halliburton
Joey badass
This between
I mean it's just
Yeah
He's kicking everybody's ass
But we had a Twitter spaces
Shout out to everybody that joined the spaces
And I spoke
Shout out to Mickey Fax.
Lloyd Banks was in the spaces.
Reason.
Shout out to Gina Views.
Who else?
Am I missing those other people?
Because I got the kind of late.
I got the like 45 minutes after you started.
Yeah, I think you named.
I mean, there was a bunch of people in there.
It was a great time.
Over 12,000 people joined.
So thank you to everybody join.
Yeah, for sure.
And again, apologies from my outburst.
I'm resetting.
I'm good now.
All right.
Twitter spaces was amazing.
I had a great time.
It's always fun to talk about shit in real time
with all, like, listeners and fans.
and everything.
It's fun on the podcast.
But in real time, talking to the timeline,
I find it extremely great to just talk with them.
And we jumped the West Coast.
We jumped Reason.
And I felt like it was karma.
West Coast tried to jump Joey Badass.
So Reason had to get jumped in Twitter spaces.
Then he tried to run and get Gina,
but Gina's service didn't work.
So Rees was sitting there getting his ass whoops screaming for Gina
and she has one bar.
Can't even find the Wi-Fi.
He kept texting like, put Gina on stage.
Oh, she up there?
She ain't talking.
That ain't on me.
All right.
Let's, all right, we can tie this in with some of the recap.
Reason was trying to suggest that everyone won in this.
And even Gina, who is very direct in how she feels, especially after the victory lap that the West Coast had.
And there is no middle ground gray area.
It's either somebody won or lost said the fans won.
The West Coast looked way.
different than it did in 2024.
Now there's a gray area for everything.
Now the fans won.
I agree with them, though, but...
No, you don't.
But I, no, I agreed on the spaces.
I agree when Gina was saying that
Ray Vaughn does not walk away with the L on this.
He walks away with a W.
I agree with them when they said that.
He walks away with a W because he's getting interviews?
No, it's not...
He lost the battle, and that's what we were trying
to get across to you.
What did he win?
He lost the battle.
He won a whole bunch of publicity and attention
that he didn't have before.
What on with that cloud chasing shit?
I don't care.
But you're a, but you bring up all the time that when you're a rapper, you need that.
Like for your career, more people are now listening to Ray Vaughn, which is well-deserved
because he is very talented.
More people are now listening to him than ever before.
Yeah, but don't mention that in a battle.
We know, you're right.
And Gina's right in saying that.
But don't mention that in the battle.
Don't tell me that he's getting interviews and his streams is going up.
And I don't tell me that during the battle.
We know that.
We know that's going to happen.
Well, it wasn't during the battle.
The battle was over.
He lost.
That's the general.
As a result, as a result of the.
battle. He's getting interviews.
His streams are going up. And I'm cool. Great. I'm not, you know,
regardless of what Rayvon thinks about me, like, I'm not mad at his, like, I want to see him
be successful. He's another black. Doesn't affect your life. Yeah, at all. Either way.
He's another black dude. Like, I support that.
I'm sorry. He's another black dude. It's funny. Yeah. Like, I support my black people.
Like, I support him. I don't mean, I like him, but I support him, right? Okay.
I don't think you dislike him. I don't think you have any feeling.
Yeah, I don't have any feelings.
Rayvon. I could kill us. But what I'm saying
is, don't tell me during a battle
or after battle
it's okay. It's okay.
Today is just not his day.
That's just, see, don't let it take you there.
Don't let it take you to that space. I always felt
that Reggie's sister was way
better than he was.
Cheryl's a way better basketball player. I just want to put that out there.
Cheryl Miller is the greatest middle of all time.
But yes,
Rayvon's stream numbers go up,
things like that. We know that. But to mention that,
during a battle and when we're talking about Joey badass winning and defeating everybody that
stood in front of him or threw shots at him, it's like, don't do that right here.
Don't tell me what the numbers are.
Don't tell me what the streams are right now.
I don't care about that.
I'm talking about the records and the bars that will put forth in a battle.
That's all I'm talking about.
Don't tell me that.
No, but you know he's getting three interviews tomorrow and he's going in and the streams.
I don't know.
But they also said that it's closer than the New Yorkers are.
making it. No, it's not. Like he didn't get his ass. It's worse. It's worter. It's worse than the LA
LA aliens are making it appear to be. And that's where I'm so sick of people saying New York
bias, because that is not the case here. The West Coast bias was showing so much. Because we respected
Rayvonne's. A little crazy, yeah. First, first diss, I thought it was great. I thought it was really
close after Joey did the finals. I still felt like Joey edged him out in that first round.
But then when you get to the town. My town. And then the follow-up is the.
golden eye record and the West Coast is trying to tell me it's still close.
The West Coast was saying the golden eye record was like, they were like, oh, yo,
that's the one.
I'm like, it's not.
No, it's not.
Saying he's gay in 20 different ways over a bad flip of the backdown beat is not close
in the battle.
It's just not after Joey and Loaded Lux clean everybody up.
Yeah, no.
It's not close.
Even Daylight's a.
Oh shit that came out after, which was way better than his first one, probably my favorite
one that Light put out.
It may be in the top three of this battle.
didn't hit. It was over
after my town came up. I don't care what you put
out after. Put out a whole mix tape.
It's done. Listen, it's over.
I don't care to hear any more
records about this or coming out of this.
It's just one of those things.
There was a moment. It was cool.
All of the rappers, all of the
emcees put their best work forward.
Let the people decide.
It's decided. It's not closed.
Joey cleaned everybody up.
Everybody go back to it, respective corners.
Work on your music.
out your music, do whatever it is you was doing before, but I don't want to talk about this battle
no more. It's not even a battle. I like to, I did kind of sigh when I saw that Daylight put out
another record either this morning or last night, the end credits joint, but I actually thought it
was a cool way to end the entire battle. He just recapped everything that happened. Like, I thought
that was cool to really end everything because even I was starting to get drained. As somebody
that was trying to instigate every rapper to get into this battle, I started to get exhausted.
I was like, all right, man, I can't, I can't listen to another one. This is, this is,
This has gone way too far.
And even to, I'm happy that Rayvon definitely stopped.
And I saw that he posted like a live performance.
I'm with Gina in reason on, okay, it's kind of a win for him for the eyes.
But if he doesn't do anything with the eyes,
because I feel like attention these days is cheap.
They just move on to the next thing.
So yeah, he could have 500,000 impressions,
but they're just going to move on in the next thing.
He doesn't capitalize.
So I can't say, I can say for sure Rayvon lost this battle.
But on the other side, I can't say it was a win for him unless he capitalizes off the
eyes that are on him.
It's not a win for him even if he do that.
He lost the battle, period.
That's it.
But we're talking about the separate part of who takes away from, but he has to
capitalize all those eyes that we're looking at him now need to continue with, or at least
a percentage of them, need to move on with Ray Vaughn with his career and keep following him.
Then I'd be like, all right, cool.
That was a way to get more fans and more attention on you.
But if you just do a battle and then everyone moves on in the next thing, you took two L's,
in my opinion.
You didn't even use the marketing that was set up for you by top.
if you don't capitalize off that.
That's two L's to me.
Yeah, I get it.
I hope that doesn't happen because, like Demeris,
I think he's talented and deserves eyes on him.
I hope he uses it to, you know, better his career
because he's a good rapper.
But if he doesn't, that's two L's.
Yeah, but just stop saying it's a W for him
if he puts, if he capitalizes it.
It's not.
Yeah.
You're always capitalizes as an artist.
Put out good music, capitalize off the moment,
capitalize off the opportunity to release music.
But the battle is the battle.
Allie I lost.
Joey cleaned everybody up
I hope everybody comes out of this
and does everything that they want to do in music
I hope everybody's successful
But I ain't gonna be like
Yo nah but he ain't really lose the battle
Cause you know he he put out a classic joint
After the nah he lost
He lost
Yeah no it's of course it's fine
You win or you lose
They lost
Because even if like Demaris
Back to your point that you were saying
Amal of all right
If its streams go up
More attention goes up
Then that's a win
That's kind of like saying
Okay
Drake didn't lose because he was still the most streamed artist at the end of the year.
It's like, nah, he still took an L by the court of public opinion.
I was, I didn't want to bring that up, but I was looking at you waiting for you to be like,
but you, you being.
By the court of public opinion, Drake took an L, but at the end of the year, he was the
highest streamed artist of the year.
And no one went, oh, never mind, Drake didn't take an L.
But that's completely different because that's completely different because Drake had, and
we said this before the battle, Drake had nowhere to go but down. There was nothing he could have
gained from this battle other than when we mentioned during the DJ head interview, the,
he could completely kill that boogeyman shit. Like, I'm the real boogeyman. That was the only
thing that he had to gain from this battle. If he beat Kendrick, I had said he, he, he would be
in the absolute conversation of one of the greatest rappers of all time. Like if he cleaned up,
like, yeah, that would have been like, all right. But that was the only accolade he had to gain, right?
which is a big accolade,
but he's already at the top.
With Rayvon,
Rayvon had nowhere to go but up.
So that's why I think that that's completely different.
You can't say someone didn't take an L
just because they got more streaming.
But nobody said that he didn't take an L.
Okay.
Nobody, yeah, nobody said that.
Well, I mean, literally the entire West Coast thinks
that shit was better than Ether and takeover.
He's stupid.
I can really appreciate it.
As New York crab in the barrel,
like we don't stick together shit,
I do admire how much the West Coast will defend blindly, knowing they sound insane, and still be like, nah, Ray cleaned everybody up.
So what I can appreciate that type of support.
I don't think that it's blindly.
I do think that we have different opinions on what music sounds better because we do have different sounds.
So I do think that they truly believe that it was closer than it was because they might value raise swag more than they value.
Joey bad ass. What was the name of the Daylight
record that he had the chopped cheese
as the artwork that Daylight even took off his own
YouTube page? I need
I want to lend some West Coast ears
so they can tell me if that sounds good.
I'm cool with having different ears
if that sounds good to y'all.
No, that wasn't. I didn't even really see
them standing up for daylight. I saw them really standing up for
Ray. And that's actually what I want to talk about.
I'm glad you brought that up. The only person
I felt actually had something to lose
in this battle for real was Daylight.
Because us even came in here, we were shaking for Joey.
Because he has, rightfully so, the status of being an alien.
He's one of those.
We revered Daylights Penn probably more than most rappers, period.
Well, because he's a battle rapper.
And the expectations were so high for him.
How he delivered was so underwhelming.
I felt like that was kind of the only real L that somebody could have taken in this.
Because like DeMara said, the only place you can go is up.
Joey's still going to be, Joey, he's still going to act no matter what.
But Daylight's brand, I think, was the only one that was kind of like,
damn, that was underwhelming.
We had no expectations for Ray.
Yeah.
Even with Joey Badass, we know Joey can rap.
He's great MC, but he's not super battle tested.
We didn't even have the highest, highest expectations for Joey.
Daylight, though.
Yeah.
He's the only one I think really took, like, a brand loss.
Like, damn, I'm never going to forget this part about daylight.
Because I only had nothing but amazing things with Daylight.
and like everyone should be terrified of daylight.
When daylight shows up, everyone should leave the park.
He's that good of a rapper.
Now I still think that about daylight, but this was like,
I think what we learned in it is you can be a battle rapper.
But when it comes time to battle rap on records with music,
you know, having flows and things like that,
it's a different ballgame.
I think that daylight is just the cerebral thing works on a battle rap stage
because you get to kind of be performative
and you get the theatrics of battle rap
so that that whole cerebral angle is
it lands better on stage.
The cerebral, you know,
I am a god, all of that on wax
and a battle is not,
I think battle rap you have to be a little more cool.
I think you have to be a little cooler
in battle rap.
I think you have to be a little more charismatic.
I think you got to be a little more witty.
You're putting on a performance, for real.
It's a performance.
But you can't be,
Like daylight's thing is too, you know, it's, it's too much of his own world that he creates in his music.
And on wax, it doesn't land the same as on stage.
I can kind of perform and create this whole thing where you kind of, I'm bringing you into my,
you know, with the music and on a disc record, it's just, it doesn't land the same.
And that was the disappointing part for me listening to Light.
I was like, it's not landing the same.
If I take the music away and put Light on stage with Joey Badd,
and let light perform this, then it might look a little and look and feel a little differently.
But on just listening to the music, it didn't land.
Again, his battle rap career, I think takes a hit now because all the battle rappers have
incredible ammunition now to kind of like go at light if they battle.
Now, I still think light is a dangerous opponent for anybody.
Of course.
Because he's obviously talented.
But I do think that coming out of this moment, now other battle rappers have amyms.
ammunition, which is why it was so clever for Joey Badass to put Lux on the record.
Yeah.
To kind of like, you know, allude to that like.
Lux floated on that shit.
You understand?
Like, Lux can on music, but you see because Lux is a little more charismatic.
He's a little pooling the things that he's saying and how he frames his bars and things like that.
It's not as serra-lux can get into that cerebral zone too.
But I think he knows how to turn it off a little bit when it's like on in the music.
I mean, Lux even knows how to dumb it down at the right time.
we know Lux can leave Earth the way daylight.
They're actually very similar in that way of leaving Earth.
But Lux, some is, I mean, his most famous round ever was dumbed down.
He repeated that he made a hook out of it.
He repeated the same thing 15 times.
And that's one of his best shits ever because he knows when to dumb it down.
And we were talking on Twitter spaces.
The hip-hop purists are going to just have to face the reality that in the history of
battling, the simple shit wins.
Yeah.
It's not who's the best rapper.
You have to simple, the most famous battle lines that we all go back to are very, very simple,
even from the most lyrical rappers.
Like beans and kiss, dumb down their own shit.
And that's one of my favorite battles ever.
Even Hov and Nas, they weren't going lyrical, miracle, fucking 10,000 different metaphors.
And we're like, oh, he's the winner because he had more metaphors here.
Now you've got to dumb that shit down.
What's going to land?
What punch is going to matter?
I mean, I think is that your girl, is that your tour your girl's tour?
Like, that was a finisher.
And then Meegot came back and barred it the fuck up.
up and it was like, nah, I'm cool.
I think that was a lot.
There's nothing here that we can repeat.
I think a lot of that relates to the Drake Kendrick thing.
I think not like us is a dumb down.
But Ed.
And just this record.
Like, it's nothing to think about.
You get it as soon as you hear it.
It's a hook.
It's, you know what I mean?
Like, so I think that.
But the bridge is over.
Right.
Right.
Is that K.R.
It's most lyrical performance?
No.
Purposely.
Yeah.
He made a fucking hit.
And that was the bar.
The bridge is over.
Sorry, Queensbridge.
Right.
fucking buried a whole borough for 10 years because he just said the bridge is over.
That's where I think, because you know, I'm on the side of the nerds,
but I don't want to go through every single daylight metaphor when I can just listen to
my town and clearly see who's winning right now.
Right.
just listen to my town and clearly see who's winning right beat.
Okay, why is that not a stat?
Right.
It's a music battle.
Like music's now not important.
Yeah.
They're musicians.
Do we have voicemails?
You've got mail.
I have a question and a quick story about a man, but he's based in New York.
So I'm not giving a ton of context here.
I apologize.
So you guys have been around men with different degrees of access.
My theory, and I could be wrong, I'm asking, is that if a man
when he was younger, was in a position to exchange his money for women's convenience and time.
No, they were just there.
The money was there.
I get it.
Whatever.
Do you think that man would be very good at dealing with a quote-unquote normal girl, as I've been described?
I'm cool with that.
In the future, or would it just be too fucking hard once you've had that convenience?
And for the funny part, I was out last night with this individual.
He's telling me he does all this reading now.
It's really important to him.
Time away from the phone.
I'm like, oh, cool.
What are you reading?
The man says, Mind Kampf.
I said, oh, my God, I heard you wrong.
I thought you said that Hitler book.
He said, no, yeah, that one.
Like, it's really interesting to see where people started out.
And I'm not offended by it, but of all the fucking books,
I wish you would see in my damn face.
Just sending you guys lots of love.
This isn't even that serious.
I'm already over the sky.
So thoughts, theories, concerns.
I have them.
Maybe he's a history buff.
I don't like my red flags,
the scissor.
Like, don't, I don't like...
That was a crazy left.
No, but I don't like my red flags
to bump coochies.
Like, why do you have more than one huge red flag?
Like, just have one huge red flag.
Maybe I could drive past it.
But you got too big asses one?
Wait, hold.
I fully understand reading Mokoff would be a red flag for somebody.
What's the second one?
That he, the majority of the relationships
in his life he's paid for.
They have been like prostitutes.
Like he pays.
for women.
But he wasn't in relationships with that.
He was just buying pussy.
Yes, but that's, he's never had, like,
he's not known for having regular women.
He just buys, but that is a red flag
when you're trying to get into a relationship with somebody.
But when she was saying,
what would it be like to date a normal woman?
I'll give the other side of this coin.
The main real reason for prostitutes
is for men in normal relationships
to cheat without any problems.
But that's not his.
Like, it's for people in normal relationships.
Yes.
That's what, that's what old.
men do that? Why do people say that? Why do people say that
people who do you think fucks prostitues the most? Married
men or single men? I think both.
I think both. I don't think it's a specialty.
Yeah, that's why I don't understand when people say, oh, you know,
guys that are in relationships are married.
They have sex with prostitutes because they don't want no problems.
We see mad prostitutes cause problems every day on the time.
We see mad prostitutes do IG lives and tell everything that happened and
exposed text messages. We see that all the time.
Remember the golden era when people were paying for pussy in return for
silence. Now you're paying for a problem. You're paying for a problem. You're paying. She want a roll out.
She want a Rolex. She won like, she won all kind of roll. How I paid for stress. Cinnamon rolls.
She won everything. Okay. But I mean, she didn't mention he was a man of access. But usually that only happens
with men that have a high status and they're trying to get some attention based off saying, hey, I was
fucking this guy. He was flying me paying for this and that. You know, that's usually when we see
when prostitutes or escorts do that.
It's for an NBA player.
But if it's just a guy
that may have a few dollars and some access,
I don't know if prostitutes doing that.
But, I mean, this pod is not the one
to be well-versed in buying pussy.
But I've always felt that prostitutes were there
more for married men than anyone else.
Like, they're dating, like,
they're in a normal relationship,
and it's not working.
So they, instead of confying into a regular woman,
they just go buy some pussy.
I like, I like, you said that.
I feel like, you said that.
I feel like pros are there for married men.
because I could promise you a prostitute
is not going to be like, you marry, right?
No, they're not.
That's the thing.
If you ain't, I ain't give you no pussy.
No, I'm just saying that the highest clip
of like why they're so in demand
is more for men that are trying to escape
for a second within their relationship
where, you know, cheating is messy,
especially if you're like really talking to somebody else.
That's where things get crazy.
But if you just say, yo, here's $100 because,
I mean, pussy can't be that expensive these days.
This shit is plummeting, I feel like.
on the NASDAQ. No, pussy is actually got more expensive.
Okay.
Good for, great for inflation.
That's America.
Filling up your tank with these prices to just go buy inflated pussy?
Yeah.
I don't know how these guys do.
That's America.
But that's usually what men would do.
Like, I know in this situation, I'm paying for something.
It's a transaction.
This girl won't text me.
She won't show up my house.
Like, that's what I always felt that was for.
Because we've been in the strip clubs that aren't like, say, starlets or like, you know,
real strip clubs.
It's usually like older businessmen that are probably married.
Truck drivers.
that are probably married.
So I think there's a world where a man that did fuck prostitutes, like, could just date a normal girl.
He may still fuck those prostitutes, but I don't know if it's a red flag that he's dated them.
Or if you love, you know, a great story, one of my favorite movies of all time, Pretty Woman,
he got tired of dating normal women and wanted to marry a prostitute.
We had Clay up here said he prefers promiscuous women.
I think in this day and age
that's probably more normal
than it's ever been
that men are just like
at this point
I don't even care
matter of fact
let me go with the horror
because there's no surprises
I already know she's one
yeah but I feel like men
that only date promiscuous women
my ego is not built for that
I don't know how I say I'm all said
it's something there man
it's something a little funny about that
like why are you only like promiscuous women
because they well in their
minds, they're more fun,
they're more open, they're more freaky, they're more
experienced. And by promiscuous women,
we're not just saying prostitutes. There's women that
are promiscuous who don't sell it. Sometimes
it's free. But they feel
like they're more fun. But y'all have always said that
hos were fun. Yeah, but I know regular
girls that ain't hos that are fun too. And I know
non-promiscuous women that
once you have an actual
interaction with them and start dating
for real, they're freakyer than the horse.
Ooh. Like, ooh. To me,
To me, I know where Mall is taking it
and I actually hope he lands that plane
because I know what he's trying to say
but he's not saying it.
I know what he's doing. That's why I said it.
But I also think those men are also
sort of like lazy
because it's easy
like they're treating it more like a high
and a dope mean shit like
They don't want to put work.
There's no work or effort involved.
Like I'll go with promiscuous women
because I know I could just be in like.
Yeah.
I've had that phase where it was just like
promiscuous women because you know
they're not looking for nothing serious.
They're not looking to be tied down.
in a relationship.
Which is fine.
So this isn't a slut-shaming thing.
I think people should do whatever the fuck they want.
But I mean, when you just like, that's all you want, it's just like, yo, you're all
what you're going through, man?
What's up?
Like, that's all you want to date is promiscuous woman?
Because I had a stage where I would date a lot of promiscuous woman.
But if I, in that moment, in that time, met a girl that was like a really good girl
and was like, I would absolutely date her and be like, yo, I like her like she's cool.
Yeah, you would date her, but you wouldn't stop.
You would, would have been faithful to her?
Or you would have just dating her and walked her like a real.
No, no, I was.
It was a time where I was dating somebody seriously in my whole face, if you want to call it that.
Absolutely.
Why you do that girl like that?
Yeah.
No, I didn't know.
I mean, I stopped.
Should have told her the filthy ran through man that you were?
Oh, no, she knew that.
She knew.
She knows she saved me.
She saved that.
She didn't even know she had community dick.
That's crazy.
No, she knew.
It's all right, though.
Mall?
Everybody had that.
Nah, not.
See, no, don't do that.
We're not going to say everybody.
Like, no, you involved.
Not everybody.
Not that's how you was raised.
Not everybody, but some women that shouldn't have, absolutely, absolutely.
Knowing you got community dick is like, just why are you signing up for that dress?
That's self-hate.
Why are you violent?
Y'all want community dick, though.
I was about to say, let's not make this just a man.
How much time we got, Josh?
Yeah, women like community dick.
They do like it.
They do like it.
But it's because I feel like women like it until you locked it.
Like, you'll get it and feel like you could stop it from being community dick and lock him down.
and have a family and have a house and home with him.
And then you realize like, girl, ain't no change in him.
Until you see just how bad it is.
Like, until you see just how much, how involved the nigga is in the community.
Like, what the ties to the community are.
President of the neighborhood watch.
That should have you crying, throwing up and shitting at the same time.
No, he's ghost in the last season.
Yeah.
He's going for political stats at this time.
The daughter got killed didn't cry.
Side bitch got killed went crazy.
Like, he's cutting ribbons in front of salons.
Like he's that involved.
Yeah, yeah.
He's trying to clean up the community.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
But don't do that because the same way we're shitting on men for going after the promiscuous women
because sometimes they can be more fun or easy.
Don't act like women that are not even hos have a phase where they go after.
Community Dick, because Community Dick's fun.
You're going to go on a date at 6 o'clock and not get home until 4 a.m.
You're going to go to three, four different spots.
Community Dick is fun.
Peach, cut the baby D.
There you go.
Look at her face.
Right.
So you're going to have some of the best dates
of your life with community dick. He know all the spots
He know the waitresses. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it though.
He got the city on life. I mean, it's a fun moment, fun time.
But y'all just getting y'all feelings and y'all be like, y'all, I just want him for myself.
And he ain't, you know what I'm saying? He's not ready to retire.
You've definitely went out with the guy that called the promoter twin.
But you got a section in a bottle and it was fun.
I've never in my life when I would a man that called the promoter twin.
Him and the promoter got their own secret handshake.
Yeah.
You walked in with him.
See, y'all make me look nasty.
You walked in.
Yeah.
He made me look nasty.
That's gross.
Don't do that?
Yeah.
He can immediately dick, but you on the riser at the Drake show.
Hmm.
So, y'all?
I.
God is still working on me.
God is watching us.
I'm just saying.
Remember that?
That was my shit in church.
That was a lifetime ago.
I don't even remember that person.
Yeah, I'm sure.
That was a whole entire, I don't even like, that didn't even happen.
Mm-hmm.
Did we help this young lady out at all?
She left him.
She said she left him, but no, baby, them was two red flags.
It's two big red flags.
Stay away from it.
Stay away from it.
I've never read that book.
Like, what is it really about?
Don't, look at me.
I know, like, the history that, like, Hitler, he didn't write it, right?
He was just, like, into it.
That's, like, what sparked the idea?
Oh, he just straight up wrote it.
Wow.
Yeah, maybe he's a history buff.
I've watched some Hitler's documentary.
I watched hunting.
I wouldn't be mad.
I would read that.
But why is that a red flag?
Yeah, I would read that.
Yeah, I'd be interested.
Not to like, be like, oh, this guy's making great points, but it's a very historical.
Now, if I told you I'm reading that book and you come over and the documentary is on,
then it's like, I, fam.
Oh, you're like, you're like, you're all away here.
But yeah, I see it as a red flag where you'd have to ask a few questions like,
DeMaris, you have the garage code in my house.
Let's say you just came in, didn't tell me and I was upstairs, like, just watching roots by myself.
you'd have some questions.
Yeah.
That's a long-ass movie.
That movie three weeks long.
Yeah, that movie through
with commercials.
See, watching it with commercials.
Oh my God.
Yo, watching roots with commercials.
That shit is long order at that point.
And like historical,
don't get me wrong, classic,
but like, why you watch this by yourself?
Like, I got to know why.
What's going on?
Yeah, what's happening?
It could be innocent.
Yeah.
But nah, what's going on here?
Yeah, I need,
this question.
There's definitely some questions.
Or if like every time you come over, I'm watching.
You know, look at the book, the overview on the mind camp book, 81% like this book.
See?
And this is why Kanye said he's no longer anti-Semitic.
Exactly.
He's such a hipster.
He's sort of 81 people like it.
He was like, nah, people getting too much into this anti-Semitism.
Yeah, I don't like it.
He always goes against the grain.
Now that it's being popular, he's like, now I want to.
Yeah, now that you like the hell hitless song, he's like, man, no.
I'm cool.
I'm off that.
Yeah, we ain't doing that anymore.
I'm off that.
But yeah,
I don't think we help this young lady at all,
but what the fun?
She helped herself.
She left them, right?
Yeah, she stopped doing what time it was.
Yeah, she knew what it was.
It's all good.
And I mean...
Shout out to that young lady.
But also, I believe in transparency and relationships,
but...
I thought she was about to say something else.
But go ahead.
No, land your point from before.
No, no, no.
Land your point from before.
I'm going to change, man.
I got a whole new game.
I got a whole new game plan.
I'm leaving out.
that like I purchased a pussy
if you'd get into know a girl and you were like a serious
serial pussy purchaser
is that like something you bring up?
No, absolutely not.
Like we all leave something off the table because one is from the past
and it's not coming back and we don't even
fuck with that type of shit.
It's coming back. That's why he brought it up.
Wow.
That's why he bought it up. It's coming back.
He knows that that's something she probably would have had to
encounter in their relationship. That's why he
How do you encounter it?
Is it a addiction to prostitutes?
To her at Starbucks, one of the girls you paid for?
No, he was dating a girl, and I think he wanted to test her waters, like, test her
attempt to see if she was okay with him purchase and pussy because if she would continue to
date him, he probably would have continued to still purchase pussy.
Oh, no, that's different.
I'm saying if he had done in the past and then he just here to be in a monogamous relationship
and like with her, but in his past, he's purchased pussy.
Like, why would you even bring that up and tell you?
Yeah, like that's not a conversation piece.
Like, she asked you, so what he was for dinner tonight?
but you know I used to pay for pussy, right?
But if you haven't, I mean, sometimes you haven't like drunk strip uno nights with you,
the person you're saying.
Excuse me, you're having what?
Drunk strip uno nights with the person your dating.
First of all, one-on-one Uno is funny as it.
I'm just taking my clothes off.
I'm just taking my clothes off.
We can fuck at this point.
Damaris, stop bringing your personal shit to work, all right?
One-on-one, Uno is crazy with clothes on.
Stop bringing your personal shit to work, Damaris.
Nobody plays drunk strip Uno.
You just...
That's her lucky day.
Yeah, like, what is that?
Stop bringing your personal life.
life to work.
Please leave it off camera and off mic.
The same way this gentleman shouldn't have brought up that he purchased.
Yeah, like you shouldn't bring up that you play drunk strip Uno.
Like, what are you talking?
That's not even a real game.
Yo, if you play a drunk strip Uno,
Demandis slowdown.
Nobody's playing drunk strip Uno.
No, now I have question.
What are the rules?
Okay, first of all.
Like, is draw two items of clothes?
That's not even a real game.
Because once you would draw four, how many,
how much clothes you even got on in the crew?
Yeah, what's the reverse?
I got to put on your panties and put it.
my drawers like yeah reverses i put on your thong like what are we talking about what is a reverse like teach
teach us teach us your moves that's a red flag if reverse and she's like nah but you gotta yeah you
got to put my thong on you got me this game is over i'm pulling the police yeah never want nobody's
asshole i'm my thong that is crazy man ass on your thong is crazy that would piss me off yeah but back
the drug strip one oh so that's not a real thing i was just putting stringing words together i was
podcasting i'm like what the fuck i'm back
I'm sorry I'm good at my job.
I thought you had a flashback.
I'm sorry.
My point was sometimes you get drunk with your partner in the house
and y'all are just bonded and having conversations.
And I feel like that's when situations like that might get brought up.
I don't think he just pulled it out like over the scramble eggs in the brunch
and the lucky day album playing at dinner.
Like I don't think that that happened.
I didn't drink some of the best champagne in the world and I ain't never drink enough
to where I was like, I'm going to tell her tonight I pay for pussy.
And like go through the timeline.
Don't come up.
My guess is she found something.
and like saw in his phone or some shit
or like maybe there was a bunch of unsaved numbers
that you could clearly see this was a transaction
because there's no way a man is just
even in the midst of drunk Uno and we've all been there
strip Uno. Yeah.
It was just like I just let you know like
through my 20s I purchased like 15
to 20 prostitutes. It's like really what I was doing.
Y'all never played Let's Get Deep or like one of those
like car games. I played them all.
I play let's get deep. There's
every card in that deck there's certain things
that's never coming out of my fucking mouth.
Really?
I don't care if it's a specific card of run through everything you've ever done.
I'm still holding something down.
And I want her to do the same.
I don't need to know everything about everybody.
The matter of the games.
Even my partner, I don't.
You think we play those games and really like tell like the real shit?
The marriage thing we get, we draw to call them, be like, tell you dark.
And that's always when you're doing like the beginning talking phases where you're still trying to give the better represent.
Your partner for real, they already know everything about you.
You're not going to play that game with somebody.
I've played that game with somebody I was with for four years and learned more.
more about them and they learned more about me.
It wasn't like...
How many prostitutes?
We saw what?
How many prostitutes?
I don't think he's ever bought prostitutes.
I don't think we got that.
We didn't draw that card.
A girl bought that game to,
we went out to dinner one night and she bought a car game.
I think that's cool, though.
I thought that was stupid.
I don't think I'd ever spoke that after that.
Oh my God, Mom.
Why the fuck are you bringing cards?
If we're in the crib, if it's like we're chilling at the crib tonight,
the game is on, we ordering some takeout, whatever.
We're in a real restaurant.
The restaurant is crazy.
I went to, I, me and somebody I was dating at the time, we got drunk at dinner and then we went to, I got drunk and wanted to go in Target.
He just was like, okay, buy whatever you want Target.
It's the most dangerous woman on earth.
I was just buying shit.
And I bought that game at Target.
Demaris bought a beat shit.
In November.
No, you know, it's crazy.
I tried to buy an Ottoman drunk.
I tried to buy Ottoman.
He said, Demaris, we're going to.
An Ottoman.
He said, we're going to a bar after this.
Where are you putting the Ottoman?
you go sit on it at the bar
I was fucked up
Audubans usually match
the what you have
Yeah
So you just bought like a stray
Yeah
It was a one off
It was a one off
It was a one
That's like buying one air force one
Stupid
So but we went
We ended up going to the Moxie
Hotel rooftop
And we were just chilling
Having drinks
Oh you could have bought the Ottoman there
And
And
Nah they would
They would try to keep
Yeah
It's matches
The decor
I bought that game
And we
Had bought it
In my Target bag
And we were playing
it at the spot. Like, so I feel like dinner is extra, but at the bar, like at the lounge,
I don't think that there's anything wrong with that. And we had bought the sexual one. So it was
go home. It was. Yeah. He was at, he was at the moxie stripping. No, you know, it's not a game
where you do action. It's a game where you ask questions. Okay. Okay. It's like a get to know you
type thing. So imagine somebody just trying to enjoy their afterwork drink at the moxie bar.
Damar's telling him their sexual fantasies. Like can y'all go back to you?
your room, please? Yeah, I just... Oh, you're boring. And the thing about that, the car game on a date is like,
that's almost like having somebody in your earpiece and to have somebody feeding you the questions
almost to ask me. I'm not mad at it. I mean, a first date, I think that would be odd. First,
date, that's crazy. First date, that's a right flag. Like, I'm leaving. Yeah, first day, I would be
creeped out. That's, that's the woman that comes in not dating for you, dating for marriage. Yeah.
Like, she don't care who it is, but I'm getting married. Yeah.
I feel like that girl does that on the first date.
Absolutely.
Like, get to know me before you want to know how many kids I'd like to have.
Clearly, you're just here because you want that.
With your eggs crack, yeah.
But, I mean, I don't know.
I'm with the card game shit.
No, not me.
So, Ma, what's your, like, what do you do on dates?
Like, what's your fucking date swag?
Eat, drink.
You talk for a living.
Yeah, I talk on dates, too.
Okay.
Have conversation.
You know, have fun.
Find shit to get into.
Things like that.
Okay, so if a girl told you...
Nothing scripted.
If a girl told you that she wanted to have a...
Like, I want a fun date.
I don't want to do dinner and drinks.
Like, I want to have fun.
Where would you take her?
If she wants to have a fun date...
Mm-hmm.
Strip club, prostitutes.
I would probably take her to the projects.
Facts.
Never know what's going to happen there.
Take the elevator to the roof and tell her to get out and I'm going to, we're going to raise down.
I'm going to take the elevator to the lobby and she'd take the staircase.
and run down to the lobby and see who makes it from.
I was being serious.
Me too.
You learn a lot about a girl with that.
Yeah.
You ever ran down a project staircase?
Yes.
You raced the elevator?
No, I didn't race the elevator.
Ah, there you go.
Rory?
I'm all right.
I went up for the second date.
Take it back to that same project.
We both get in the elevator and I scream corners and I just see what she does.
He will hollum.
Don't pay him no mind,
Demarcy.
I don't pay neither way.
You don't think jumping somebody together
would be a romantic second date.
Like me and her just beat up another couple.
Yeah, because you learn if she could fight,
if she could hold her own.
Like you got to see her fight movement,
her fight game with her fight game look like.
I can see that being fun.
And maybe it's a little too for it.
All right, date three, I think we could
we could fight another couple.
Date three.
Start a fight?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that.
Start a fight on date three.
But then it can get awkward.
can lead to us going home and having sex.
You're like, if you could fight?
It's a risk, though.
You're not turned on by a girl I can fight.
What?
I mean, I'm 35 now.
Peach, she watches baddies.
I'm watching baddies every week.
I can't wait.
Next Sunday?
Watching it.
Oh, next Sunday?
The rogue goes crazy when he watches baddies.
Baby, Dee, you got us.
I'm going to call you Sunday.
Don't fucking call me.
I'm calling you Sunday to make sure you watching baddies.
I don't watch that shit.
I'm calling you Sunday, baby, Dee.
We should all get on Zoom and watch it together.
Last of Us comes on Sunday.
Yeah, but right after that,
it Paul lays in the Baddies.
I'm also willing to record it,
and then we could watch it together
on a Monday morning.
Baddies?
Starting your Monday?
Nah, you can't start Mondays with Baddies.
Baddies is the end of the week with it.
You gotta end the week with Baddies.
Perfect Sunday night,
go to bed and just play.
You know, maybe life isn't that bad.
Like, that's what Baddies makes you feel like after you watch it.
If he lose, I can't fuck him.
But see, that's the risk.
See?
I like that.
If he lose, I can't do that.
there's a risk to it
but lose how though
like if you get put to sleep
if you hit back pockets I can't
if you hit ground I can't
if you hit ground I can't
and if your face is fucked up I can't
there's only two scenarios that will work
you both win or you both lose
because you both lose
yeah it's embarrassing but it's a bonding experience
we're going through some tumultuous shit together
but at least we did it together
yeah because like if you all both lose
y'all could go back to the community
they packed us out
that could be a fun bonding experience
maybe then you can get back to kill
like you're like yo I ain't a lot
They packed us out.
You can respect it.
We fought a good fight, but maybe sipping paint is more our thing.
Maybe couples fight club is not for us.
But we understand who we are.
If they knock both of us out and we get back to the crib and we lumped, that's kind of fire.
Like, yo, they could fight.
We should, we should, what do you think they're from?
No, they definitely from Brooklyn.
Yeah.
And it's cute.
Like, remember loving basketball when there was, like, icing each other's knees and shit?
Like, that would be fun and better.
Yeah, pass me to which hay.
But if one of y'all lose and one of y'all win?
Yeah, that's a long ride home.
I don't even, did we get a ride home?
We got, how we got here?
We got to get home.
I don't know, man.
I feel like it's okay if she lose.
Not me.
Y'all speak for me.
It's okay if she lose, but like if the man loses.
No, but lose how?
Like, how did she lose?
Like, if she pulled your braids out.
Like, what do you expect me to do in the house?
Like, I was supposed to see that act like I don't see that patch.
Like, what are we doing here?
It's like, yo, like you called your girl yet?
The shop opened at what time because she needed to go.
She needed to fix that.
Like lose how
Like if a girl just catch you
And it's like okay she caught you
But she can't wrench you though
Yeah she wrench you to the point
That we're sitting in the back of the Uber
And your tities is out
Because she ripped your whole shirt off
Titties is out in the back of the Uber
And you just sitting in the Uber like this
And I gotta stop and get you an NYPD T-shirt
From the tourist shop
And now they think I'm on a date with the feds
This fucking undercover
I do not have a driver's license
Get this cop out of my car.
I got to this country today.
You can lose, baby D, but you can't get rents, though.
You can lose.
Crazy.
You can lose, but don't show these straight, like, wrench you and dragging you and they
world stars?
Nah, we can't do that.
I got to let her go.
You got to get your fight game up.
That's crazy.
That's a fact, though.
Oh, my God.
But then I feel like the woman should judge you based off the couple that you pick.
Like, if you pick some squeak, like, I feel like your girl is going to
look at you like all right yeah i'm that's lame and you got to let your girl start the fight you
know what it should be like a a threesome to some degree let the girl pick yeah let her lead because it
could get weird if you pick and then jealous let let this be her thing yeah and if she just so happens
to go pick a fight with the guy with the cauliflower ears she don't know what that is
babe babe i have to i have to explain boxing and ufc to you
this is the disease that forms from somebody that has been in countless fights in their life
they're shaking like i'll be like nah i'm not fucking with him she don't even see it she don't
even see his ears like you across the doctor like yeah wait i think that's john jones and she don't
understand sports brand he at the club with a sleeveless everlast shirt you're like nah no no no no no no
i am not him not yeah you can't start a fight with somebody wearing the underarm a t-shirt
Nah
Any nigger outside on a date
With an underarmor draft fit on
Nah
We can't fight it
You can't fight somebody
When the underarmor drop into the movies
Can't do it
He got on a you know the underarmor polo
Yeah
The coach's shirt
That's an OG that could fight
Oh my god
One day I'm gonna tell y'all how a man
tried to wear a Nike polo on a date with me
Wait
What he was dating Roy
McElroy
Who she went on a date
Because contractually, he has to wear that on every day.
What was that Phil Mickelson?
Like a Nike drop-it polo.
She was the first 20-year-old to go after Belichick.
That was his casual.
The Marisota dressed casual, he put on a Nike drop-it polo.
No, that wasn't his casual.
That was his dress-up.
You got to understand.
Yeah, man.
That was his, we going somewhere nice tonight.
We was going to dinner, bro.
Oh, my God.
The Nike polo is crazy.
And I'm not materialistic or judging that way, but no, I fully understand a woman going, like, I think I'm cool if homie shows up.
I'd rather he put on us put in that shit.
Only person wearing a Nike polo shirt is a nigga that just came home doing 16 years.
And that was the only shirt at his mom's house after 15 years.
That was dead when he went in.
Yeah.
That was dead when he went in.
He came home.
It's still in the closet.
Oh, my God.
Josh.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Went off the rails a little bit.
Oh, man.
This is an I-Heart podcast.
Guaranteed human.
