New Rory & MAL - Ep. 36 | “The Red King”
Episode Date: January 28, 2022High Energy Fridays, y’all! The team starts off recapping the life and legacy of Keri Hilson, and proceed to address the HR complaints the team has. Mal tells them about a new porn category he found..., and the guys discuss his experience with a woman with two vaginas. They speak on learning too much about their team member Benner, and decide to go to CrimeCon in Vegas for Rory’s birthday. We find out that Baisley is a racist when she attacks Eddin after finding out he’s a Mexican, which leads to a discussion on Nancy Reagan’s legacy as a throat goat. They also address D.A.R.E.’s beef with Euphoria, the upcoming Super Bowl line up, Lil Zane’s career, where Rory got his name, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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No, Warren, my.
Oh, it's going to be a great episode today, fellas.
Whenever we start with saying my name.
That's the intro.
Say my name.
If he's not, if she's not there, if you're alone.
First of all.
If he's real, he could get the I Love You line off.
Definitely.
Yeah.
Easily.
Like, that's going to change things.
Like, I said I love you family.
I'm going to rest.
I love you's off while she was sleeping on my chest.
Yeah.
Come on now.
I know, D.
I'm not shit.
I know.
Listen, that's what I'm here.
I'm with it.
I ain't shit.
And how he acting.
You acting shady calling my house when I ain't tell you to.
Right.
Mind your fucking business.
Mind your business.
Michelle.
Kelly.
Yo.
Say, Beyonce.
say it. No, I wouldn't do that.
No, no, thank you.
We are back. You can't, you can't ever offend
as we've seen transgender
people, Jewish people, or Beyonce.
Those are the three. You've just got to stay away from those.
As best as you can. For sure.
Yeah, you should. Anyways.
RIP curiosity. Do you say
she's alive? Don't kill...
Who? She said RIP, Carrie Helson.
Carrie Hilton is alive and well.
doing just fine and looking amazing
is she still with our
surgery bugger? No
they broke up no
no they broke up okay
mom get the fuck
let me see d i'm looking alright
and don't do that
Carrie Hilsson came back with a record after that
what records came back with that knock you down joint
with Mario and Kanye
okay that record was hard
that was post Beyonce
barely she was still dissing Beyonce
once she started like really dragging it is when
yeah but how you know Carrie's told her to me
how told her she was because when she was to
standing next to Serge. She was like, she wasn't, he wasn't towering over her.
Cut it out. Yeah, now, Carrie Hilsen is 6'5.
Surrey Baca is fucking 6'10. You mean he wasn't towering over her? He was towering over her.
You know when you see basketball players with like model women and then you see him with like
short dinky women? Carrie Hilsen is not six feet tall. I didn't say she was six feet tall.
So Surrey is towering over. He's six ten. She's like, she's like five ten.
I think it's weird that you know his height and not hers.
No, I'm just, I was trying to see what she was going because he said she wasn't, he wasn't
towering over her.
She's not six feet.
When you see Shaq with his girlfriend's like,
Shaq likes really petite small girls.
So like it looks weird because
they're so short.
Carrie also isn't that short.
No, she's definitely not short.
I just said she's tall.
But you try to y'all, she's not six feet.
Okay, neither.
We're the same height.
I've stood next to Carrie before.
That's what I was trying to go with it.
What were we are standing next to each other for?
Just in the same place.
It wasn't like we were together.
You harmonized Miss Carrie, baby?
She's 5.9.
Yeah, exactly.
House all leave?
Five, nine.
Five, ten, on a good day.
Yeah.
Most days are good days.
You got the Nike boots or Tim's on.
Yeah.
Come on, you know how I go, bro.
What?
I've got to get the extra half inch.
The same height.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Have to.
Platforms.
Even these new balances give me a little raise.
Walk a little more.
Yeah, there's a little height on the heel.
A little stiletto on them.
Stiletto.
But don't hate on Carrie Helson, man.
I love Carrie Helson.
And her diss to Beyonce and Sierra was pretty good.
It was just because she was dissing.
But it was a fair diss.
Yeah, yeah.
But she wasn't, she didn't like, she didn't put out some bullshit.
Like she got kind of busy on this.
And we need some of that sometimes.
She kind of spazzed on this.
This episode is dedicated to Carrie Hilson, matter of fact.
Let's dedicate this episode to Carrie Olson.
Only if Beyonce is okay with it.
Legend Carrie Elsie.
Only if Beyonce approves.
Hold on.
That's what he painted
Down
Shoot these bitches down
I'm saying
I'm not trying to start no mess
She started out with
I'm not just something on my chest
Maybe she had a cold
Maybe she had a cold
Who knows she just had something on her chest
She probably's a little congested
She did she actually had three beautiful kids
Three beautiful amazing children
me on me lying up
I'm saying turtling it all
When blue hear this
When she grew up
It's over for you
Yeah
And if you want me
You can buy me in the care of hope
Because she's trying to be out
How we know she was talking about
How we know she
Because she was getting out
A few chicks on that verse
That wasn't just beat
It was Beyonce in Sierra
Sierra.
Sierra because she wrote for Sierra and all that
Yeah
One can sing one can date
She kind of got off on that
And in this era too
That was the sound
And Carrie is gorgeous
She's fucking
and drop dead gorgeous.
Pretty girls can say whatever they want.
They can't.
I mean they're going to have a career afterwards.
Well, she was also dissing two very pretty women as well.
Yeah, absolutely.
I love when pretty women argue.
Yeah?
I just like that.
You like the feistyness?
Because I want to see who going to get crazy first.
Because you know, pretty women try to keep it classy.
They're like, you know what?
But you know that we all from that same place.
Like, yo, she's from the hood.
It's still it.
I like, usually whoever was pretty longer will be the loser.
Whoever was pretty long.
So whoever's older?
No.
Some of these chicks just got pretty.
So they was fighting when they was kids.
Yeah.
You can tell a chick that just got pretty.
But these three women that just got money.
Women who like just became boozy and they be on their boozy shit.
And then you're like, wait a minute.
Oh, like you forgot.
Yeah.
I mean, you've been to Atlanta.
Don't.
Anyway.
We didn't really have any pre-production.
I just started with say my name.
We don't need no pre-pro.
Is that what they call it pre-pro?
Pre-production.
Y'all don't read my notes.
We do.
Listen, Demar.
I wish there was more notes.
This is the first time you've given us notes in weeks?
No, this is the first time you've looked at the notes in weeks.
That is not true.
I add to the notes.
What do we feel like?
So beautifully, DeMaris.
You said your notes are written so beautifully.
Thank you.
I signed him in all.
Y'all miss Carl sexual harass me.
What?
Call.
Another HR.
Eddie, you were there.
Protect black women.
Can you tell me what happened again?
Wow.
That's right, Edon.
What are you?
Stand back in.
Yeah, I don't know.
Babe.
yo, Bays has picked up a piece of our set
for the listeners.
Rory is the worst parent in the world.
There's so much chaos going on.
It's showing labels.
Eddn's turning his back on sexual harassment.
Wait, who's harassing who in here?
God damn it.
No.
HR's here now.
Actually, DeMaris and Carl are going to start a sex club.
We are not.
Wait, what?
What is the hell is going on?
And they're going to bounce off of each other.
And that's, all right.
All right, hold on.
Everyone's slow down.
This is getting off the rail.
very quickly. Let's get some structure here.
Should we address?
Should we address the sexual harassment?
Wait, if you guys are in a sex club together,
can there be sexual harassment? Yes.
Yes, it can be. That's what they say.
Consent is needed even in the sex
club. I agree. I completely know.
In more places than any of the sex club. Like a woman
posted on Instagram the other day I saw, she said
just because I'm showing skin doesn't
mean that... I want you to look.
I can look at whatever I want to look at. You think I'm going to cover
my eyes? I mean, you put an eye emoji in your caption.
Yeah.
Like, I can look.
I don't have to say.
I may not be able to speak and I can't cat call you, but I can look.
Men could look, God damn it.
I'm going to look at some ass.
We're not doing that.
Respectfully look at some ass.
How do you respectfully look?
Is this the eyebrows?
It's in the brows?
You just give a smile.
I don't really.
It won't look like a serial color.
Ass, tities.
Ah, nice.
No, that sounds ridiculous.
Nice.
Yeah.
All right.
But who harassed too here?
What happened?
I don't.
No, we were.
I was in the bathroom.
For backstory.
Carl was in the engineer room practicing his
WBLS voice or whatever
So I was in their practice in mine
So I came on here
And they can I hear it
My WBS voice?
Yeah
Okay
But you're on the radio
Yeah
This is not the right
Maud does his all the time
Oh yeah
Yeah see
That's Moll
Yeah D you know what I'm doing
Yeah
Yeah
No let me see
Um
Mmhmm
palette, there you go.
You know, welcome to
late at night when Miss Get Right.
Oh, okay.
I don't know what she said, but I like it.
I thought it was trash.
You didn't like that?
I thought it was terrible.
Would you say late at night, what?
Now I see why you're sexually
your ass.
Oh, that was trash.
Biddover.
Imagine that's how the interview.
Go, that was terrible.
Bind over.
I'm going to objectify you.
Yeah, let me see turnaround.
Let me look at you.
Let's find the positives.
Yeah, the voice is not it.
Just turn around.
Let us look at you.
All right.
So then you did that.
Carl said,
Demarest, we should start.
He didn't mean it.
He was like,
Demarest,
we should start a sex club.
And, um,
he said,
I think,
yeah,
right?
He was like,
I think we should start a sex club
and then we can like,
you know,
we'll be good because we can, like,
bounce off each other.
And I was like,
Carl, I want you to think about
what you just said to me.
And like, right now.
Oh, he meant like ideas.
Yeah, he meant that.
But he had the WBLS voice on.
Oh, so it was a little creepy.
It was very creepy.
Well, he had to pitch it to you to show that he could be a valuable partner.
Because he would be on the mic playing the music while you was, you know, doing your sex ring.
Sex ring.
The little number you were doing.
How come they got rid of the DJ at the strip club doing the coming to the stage, coming to the stage?
They don't do that no more.
Those at the gentlemen's clubs.
They do that.
Strip club and gentlemen club are different.
Are they, though?
Yeah, because they talk different.
That's the gentleman way of telling the lady to come on stage.
and shake her ass.
Coming to the stage.
Angel Dust.
You know what's a girl named Angel Dust.
You know where Angel Dust looks like.
Skinny, white girl, just want to pay her bills.
For sure.
Angel Dust is fucking hilarious.
You know when Angel Dust comes to stage.
That's when all the guys go to the bathroom.
Oh, for sure.
She weighs 80 pounds.
Yeah, you know, you've seen Angel Dust.
She's on Angel Dust.
Oh, for sure.
Are you kidding me?
Lisa Ray McCoy said that she lost.
She felt, she lost herself in the role of playing Diamond.
She lost her.
Yeah, she felt like every time
she had an identity crisis
every time she went out,
she felt like she would only be,
people only care about her
if she had like the long hair
and like she was sexy.
She said she felt like she had to be sexy all the time
because Diamond made her a sex symbol
so she never felt like she could just be regular.
I mean, that's how I feel about this podcast.
Well, yeah, I mean.
I don't, you think I want to go out
and debate top 10 rappers with people?
No, I want to enjoy my meal.
Every time I got, I lost myself
and my identity.
On this podcast
Every time I walk in the store
It's like yo
So you telling me
Wayne ain't got no classics really
I'm like fam
Listen listen
Listen more intently
All right
It's not what we were saying
That's all
I'm Jamil
You did say that
I said Carter three wasn't a classic
No you said Wayne
doesn't have a classic album
You thought you said
If you're gonna say he does two
Mike is it for me
For me
Two is it for me
For sure
Three not so much
Roy you were debating
Top 10 classic rap
Top 10 rappers
Before you got on a podcast
Yeah but not
Like to the world, like to my friends.
Yeah, now it's like a job.
I would do that.
You have to debate everything now.
As we always say, when men realize that they're not going to get pussy that night
and they're drunk or high, let's just argue rap for the rest of the night.
Standard.
I do that with my friends.
I don't want to go out to dinner and the waiter.
Instead of telling me the specials, tells me his top five.
Writes them on the ticket, actually, on the check.
And then.
And by the way.
And then my favorite is like the super open-ended question where I don't know what's
like, yo, but for real, how do you feel about Jay Dilla?
And I'm like, I...
Yeah.
He was great, amazing producer.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, first and foremost, but amazing producer.
I'll have the steak, sir.
You scared to order your shit now?
Obviously, this is a Dilla fan right here.
For sure.
Well, a good segue is to the first thing Dameris wrote down on this since we're speaking of sex clubs.
She wrote, instead of like the top shit that's really...
going on, she said, random,
woman with two vaginas uses
one for work and one for personal.
I thought that was fucking amazing.
You didn't have to bring that up at the top of the podcast, though.
Like, that could have been worked in and then.
Would you guys want two dicks?
I mean, yeah.
What?
He was suggesting not,
do you want to if you were to have a second penis?
No, I'm cool.
On your anatomy.
I'm cool.
I don't know.
A second one could be cool.
No, it can't.
Why not?
You pull your pants down.
and you pull two dicks out,
you think a woman is just going to be like,
oh, more for me.
I've met some woman that would definitely say yes.
That's crazy.
One in the pink, one in the stink.
Yeah.
Or deep head.
See, y'all, y'all be letting DeMaris get shit off.
See, if I say, sir,
y'all be letting DeMaris get some sick shit off, man,
one in the stink, one in the pink.
Now, if I said that,
that's a, I can see Moll saying that, though.
That's 100%, that's one of my bars.
I've said that before.
Absolutely.
That's all Mollars.
The shocker.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah, the bowling ball.
You put it right in her butt.
Snap your finger.
Of course, yeah.
I saw a porn other night.
Mom.
No, seriously.
Like, this was like,
porn is going to another level now.
They're doing shit in porn where it's like,
all going to get canceled in a minute.
Porn.
Dude was having sex with a girl, right?
So he's having anal sex with the girl.
Swag.
Yeah, no.
And he then bends over,
like she's bent over.
He's hitting it from the back.
He then bends down to her butto and starts whistling into her butt.
Whistle while you work.
It's like fan.
It's like fan.
This is what they're doing now?
Yeah, you got to come up with new shit, man.
Whistling and the chick's butt?
Listen, podcast and we pod twice a week.
We got to just talk about random shit.
We have to come up with new shit.
We talked about everything.
Roar is the same thing.
They fucked every possible way you can fuck.
You've got to find new shit to do.
Like, they're doing diabolical shit now.
But if they're whistling in assholes now,
like where are we going?
What's next?
I mean, listen, I like sex and music.
It's like a crossover album.
No, it's whistle why you work.
It's essentially whistle why you work.
Well, I mean, how was the whistle?
Was it a good jingle?
No, he whistled like he was calling a play on a football field.
It wasn't like a sexy, you know what I mean?
It wasn't like a seductive, like, you know, it was like the one of them hard whistles like he was calling out the fucking audible.
What does a seductive whistle sound like, Maul?
Um, you know, like, I don't know.
I can't really whistle.
Turned everyone on here.
Just something, just something like, his shit was like loud, aggressive.
loud, aggressive, like he was trying to call out the block.
Like, the blitz is coming.
Like, watch him.
But you got to think, too, he had to practice that.
That wasn't a freestyle.
No, no, no.
He definitely.
So practice, like, that must have been hilarious.
Where's the BTS for that?
But she wasn't ready for that.
You could tell they didn't speak about that because when he did it, like, she started laughing.
You could tell, like, she wasn't ready for that.
It probably tickled.
Oh, I'm sure.
Somebody blow air in your ass.
I'm sure it.
Why wouldn't it?
Same as an ear, I would guess, right?
Somebody was to blow whistling your ear.
I suppose
Oh I thought he whistled with her ass
Like
Use the whole
That's what I didn't
That's what I thought you were saying
Roy what the fuck
How
There's air
I don't know halfway
Like
Like you blow into a whistle
Roy real freaky
That's nasty
That's what I thought he meant
That's nasty
How I just want to explain me
How would you whistle
I think it's creepier
To just whistle around some ass
That's okay
So now welcome
This is where I'm at
He spit her over
And started whistling into her ass
I think the ass might have whistle back
I would have to go back
and I think the ass her whistle back
She farted
Yeah yeah yeah definitely definitely
Well back to the two vaginas
One I'd be interested to see what that even looks like
So apparently she has one open
It's just one oh she never knew it until
She got pregnant I think
But she just had one
Like she just had one opening
Because she just has one opening
So when you look at it the only way you can tell
Is when she has two vaginal canals
Oh it's like a fork in the road
Yeah exactly
Oh, I met a girl that had that before.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought you meant she had two separate pussies.
No, no, no, no, no.
She has one, like one vagina.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I met a girl that had that before.
Yeah, she told me to, um, I mean, canals.
To go to other way.
Like, don't go on that one.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Well, did you have to angle it differently?
Yeah, like, because it's easy.
It's almost like the butt hole in the pussy.
Like, you could almost slip into that whole girl and jump.
Like, nah, chill, like, not it.
It's such the same thing.
Yeah.
I think the other side hurts her
if you try to penetrate that shit
What happens if you're at the middle
Like the middle of the fork
There was no middle
It was just like skin and like
Did you hit her like with a Jay Z bar
When you were going in?
I promised you the last
The last guy I'm thinking about
When I'm fucking this way
I can promise you
Until you get to a fork in the road
though
Then maybe that renegade line
May pop up
It makes more sense
But even then I'm not reciting the line
I'm like no
I'm not doing that
But it was pretty fun though
Would you play Renegade
Like every now and then
When y'all were
fucking just to.
No.
I've never played renegade while I was having sex.
That's just not.
It doesn't get it done.
No?
Nah.
Renegate is for other things.
Other activities in the house.
Yeah, no.
All right.
House cleaning?
Yeah, you can clean the house to renegade.
You know, cleaning house and renegade is fucking hilarious.
Y'all are weird.
Right.
Like, what the fuck?
I'd rather play it with the two vaginas than when I'm cleaning my house.
Well, yeah, that's how she started her list.
Well, because I thought it was the most, I didn't, I thought it was so interesting because
she was an escort.
So, like, she would have the left side for, like,
her johns yeah and then the right side for like her man oh she's such a respect a respectful woman
yeah so technically it's not cheating no oh it's cheating but i don't know see even with that i kind of
be like i want to know what the left side feel like too she said the left side she doesn't get as
turned on on the left side she gets more turned on the right okay yeah see that was kind of what
the girl told me like it doesn't really it hurts more than anything what if i pay extra money
for both than her regular rate you're being selfish yeah you're being that's she's she does i don't
I think she would have did it.
Yeah.
She should give me a discount then because that's really half a pussy.
When you do think about it.
Yeah, right?
And I got to do more work and.
Yeah, it's like, first of all, this ain't the whole pussy.
This is half.
She has the only fans where she don't even show it and she makes like thousands of thousands of dollars a month.
Just because people know that she has it.
But she doesn't even take her clothes off.
Yeah, dudes are weird.
Like, just the whole middle of America of dudes that never leave the house and never speak to women that pay to be online.
I was, I was going to pay for it.
She doesn't take her clothes off on her only thing?
No, she takes her clothes off.
She doesn't, like, strip.
Like, you don't see her vagina.
She won't show.
She don't bust it over that.
She might be in the DMs, though, if you give the right amount of money.
I almost got OnlyFans the other day.
Why?
I have OnlyFans.
I'm not ashamed of it.
Yes, it's a woman that I follow, and she has OnlyFans.
And I was just like, you know what?
I just want to see her content.
Just want to see what she's really going on there.
Do we mutually follow her?
Everybody follows her.
Chanel?
Uzi?
Oh, never mind.
I was thinking of a specific pod listener that I've seen.
She has only fans?
Yeah.
She's really cool.
I follow her.
I know you follow her.
And, you know, she's funny.
We joke back and forth in DMs,
nothing flirting or anything like that.
Just funny shit, right?
And then she posted the only fans one day,
and I was like, hmm.
Hmm.
I'm not going to do it, but I am intrigued.
Yeah, you just want to see.
Like, okay, this is kind of like another side of this person
I follow on Instagram.
Yeah.
But then I don't know.
Like, I support, I have female friends that have only fans,
and I do pay for it, but I don't look at it.
that makes sense
like I support it
I don't want to see
some of my female friends
I don't care if they are attractive
they're my friends
I don't look at them like that
so you have only fans
you pay for only fans
for a girl that you know
but you don't watch it
yeah see when I pay for my home girl's dinner
and she was out with another dude
the internet killed me for that
and I feel like that's worse
no she's not
paying for only fans
and not looking
are you fucking kidding me
she's a stripper
you're supporting
I go to see her at the strip club
and I throw money
it's out of friendship
It's not out of like some creepy shit
I paid for her date out of friendship
because I put it on to the spot
and we joked about it when we were there.
I was like, you can never bring another guy here.
I was like, what would be creepy as if
I was at the strip club
and she wanted to go in the back room with another dude
and I paid for that.
That's creepy.
I've done that at strip clubs.
I've paid for my homeboys to get lap dancing.
That's your home boy.
I've done that too.
That's your home boy.
I said some random guy.
Like if she was about to walk into the back room
with dude and I was at the strip club
to support my friend.
I said,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, Alexis.
Let me pay for that and pay for her
and some random dude to go in there.
No, it's not, no.
That's the same thing in what you did.
No, it's not the same.
It's not the same.
No, it's not.
First of all, he had no chance of hitting that, number one.
In the back room?
No, no, I'm talking about my home girl.
Oh, look at you.
No, she was telling me on the text.
Like, yo, this dude is lame.
Oh, chicks have fucked plenty of guys that thought was lame.
Trust me.
I've had sex.
So I know it to be a fact.
I've had sex.
Right. That's the fact.
I know she hates me. I'm still hitting it.
Have you ever thought, why? Like, why does this girl still give me pussy?
Absolutely. All the time, I think about that.
I'm like, why does that girl, why does she ever even have sex with me?
I did nothing to deserve sex with that woman.
I did nothing to deserve sex from that woman.
Only time we speak is at odd hours.
But that's because they use us too.
But even with certain situations, I don't put a lot of effort into those situations.
sexually sexually either.
I mean, you do like,
you always have to put your best foot forward in sex, though.
In the beginning.
Nah, you got to always, because, you know what I'm saying?
You got to make sure your resume is always,
your paperwork just got to look good.
I mean, I feel like I've been in the company for so long
that, like, my work has spoken for itself already.
And once I get closer to retirement,
I don't really care.
Have you guys ever mind?
I'm just going to, I'm not.
My sex resume?
Oh, absolutely.
Yes.
All the time.
You're a dick?
You're paying for dues.
I'm learning so much about you.
Not lying on your dick, no.
But like you lie saying things like, oh yeah, like I'll eat it from the back.
And what happens, you're not eating it from the back.
I'm not an expectations person.
That's why I don't like sexting.
That's why I don't like, I don't want to build myself up.
You don't sext?
I do, but I keep it to a minimum level.
I'd rather over deliver and under talk.
Like, I don't want to build.
I'm the opposite.
I don't want to build this shit up
I'm not
I don't want to build this shit
up and then we get there
I be talking big shit
As soon as I bus the nigga
I'd be snoring
I said I was gonna
six rounds
I lied
one and I'm asleep
I'm gonna hit it all night
I'm gonna tear that pussy up all night
no you're not
It's still midnight
And then when I sexed
I'm like honest
With my sex thing
And I think women
Nah you can't be honest
When you're sex
That's when you get your lies off
No but here's the thing
Women like
Like it
Because they think I'm lying
They're like, oh, this is big dick energy.
Like, you're not bragging.
You're being mad cool because I'll be like, no, I'm not really like, I can't really do three rounds.
Like, I'll give you a solid seven minutes on the first one and I'll see how I feel for the second one.
And they'll be like, oh my God, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I know you can fuck because this is how you talk.
And then we get there and it's seven minutes and it's exactly what I said.
There's a man with honesty.
That's an honest man right there.
They got to respect that, Rory.
I'm the opposite, though.
I talk big shit.
Big shit when I'm sexting.
Big shit, strike to missionary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big shit and it's like, no, I'm not eating you out.
I was lying.
I don't want to taste you.
Benner just texts and told him.
Grow up.
Grow up.
He was an Eagle Scout.
Excuse me?
Benner texts us and said, Benner, fine fact.
I'm an Eagle Scout.
Ben is an Eagle Scout?
Yeah, he wants to just listen to our episode.
Do you know that about Benner?
No.
Am I allowed to make the joke that we made last time?
You know, I'm down.
No.
Ben is too tall to be touched.
He wasn't always.
He wasn't always.
He wasn't always that.
But you know he was a tall, you know he was a tall boy scout.
You know they confused him for a leader.
He was definitely a leader.
100%.
Oh, you're going to be a strapping young lad.
Look at you, broad shoulders.
And how do you get to become an Eagle Scout?
Yeah, like you got to do some nasty shit.
Yo, what Bena was doing, man?
We got to talk to Benner.
How do he become Eagle Scout?
Eagle Scout is like a high price escort.
Eagle is, they just make you look up at the trees long with the binoculars so they
can touch your butt.
That's all they do.
Yo.
You know, you know that's what they do.
yeah, you can see the eagles right there.
Grooming you to be the scout leader
to keep this shit going.
Look at him up there in his nest.
They were, why is your hand in my nest?
Oh, yeah.
You said what, Eddard?
Did you just whistle by my butt?
It's a campfire song.
Damn, get away.
You got to be spread eagle.
You hear you hear Hesus?
You got to be spread eagles.
See, this is what I'm saying?
So Lisa Ray said, what now?
She said she wasn't...
I'm learning a lot of things about Benner
and I know our listeners have heard about Benner.
Ben is one of our managers.
I want Benner to come on here one day so bad.
But I've known Benner for a really, really long time.
So it's weird to find out things about Benner.
One, he's an Eagle Scout.
Just learned that.
Number two, we found out at our Christmas dinner
that Benner was a full-blown rapper
and opened up for Nas.
Had albums.
That's why he moved to New York
to pursue the music business.
No, he was the talent.
That, and I thought that was ill.
I wasn't clowning them.
To open up a nods, that's some shit.
Yeah.
But that's like when you just find those things out about people you've known for over 10 years, it's weird.
And the third one in the most disturbing one ever about Benner was the end of last year we were out and he pulled out his credit card and he had a Star Wars credit card.
I don't know.
He's too old for that shit.
Actually, he's actually the perfect age for that shit.
Mm-hmm.
I wouldn't expect anything less from Benner, actually.
But you feel like the people that.
would go above and beyond to get the Star Wars credit card.
Like, you know, you know about their Star Wars shit.
Like, I mean, Benner's from that, though.
Benner is a, he's a hip-hop baby.
He's a, you know, he's, he's one of those guys that Star Wars and Kung Fu Flicks and
and mixed tapes and shit like that.
I don't know he was a skater.
He was a skater guy.
Yeah, Benner is definitely, he's that guy.
He's going to be a skater.
I feel like those are things.
I know you're a vegan because you tell everyone you're a vegan because you're from
vegans do that shit.
Damaris just got a trainer.
Now she works out and she won't stop telling people that she works out.
I feel like Star Wars people are that exact thing.
Like you know that they're into Star Wars.
You didn't know Benner was into Star Wars?
No, he pulled the credit card out.
I was like, is that yours?
Is that for Grayson's account?
His son?
And he was like, no, I'm a really big Star Wars.
I'm like, since when?
Since the beginning of time.
Star Wars people are like talking to people who aren't Star Wars.
Yeah, you don't speak Star Wars.
That's what it is.
Yeah, I'm a fan.
see is edin
edin was definitely at the
jabbit center dressed as uh
what's the little green
what's the little green one
Yoda definitely dresses Yoda
Edon dresses Yoda is hilarious
what con did we find out about at our meeting
what do they call it crime con crime crime crime
crime crime crime
there's a convention of people that just follow
crime and crime stories and
love to solve murder mysteries
and and it's 90 something
percent women but says a lot about a woman's
intuition and investigative nature
that it's 90%
women that listen and support crime
and murder mysteries. And we wonder how they
became all these investigators to get into our
eye clouds. They've been going to crime con.
They know all the tricks.
Because once you go to crime con, you meet everybody.
They're like, oh, you don't know how to get into his phone
without him knowing?
Yeah, right? We just solved
the double murder. Yeah, like, you can't do that.
You want to get an Apple iPhone?
You're fucking crazy? What? His phone is locked?
What does that mean? The police database
right here. I think we should go.
I definitely want to go to crime con.
I didn't even know it was a real thing.
I definitely want to go.
We should go to crime con.
And I love the spinoff that we were talking about having mall go all around the Bronx
solving crimes.
Yeah, we got to push that I did through a little more.
You're not going to just send me through the Bronx to my solve some crime.
We're not doing that.
Ooh, 2022 is going to be in Vegas.
Especially because all the people that are guilty are your friends.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And I ain't no snitch.
CrimeCon, 2022, Vegas, April 22nd through May 1st.
Oh, shit.
We did.
April 29th to make.
We did.
we are there you said april what
april 29th or 22nd let's see
oh wow yeah
I feel like let's do it
no I'm like actually really with that
yeah let's do crime count April 29th to May 1st
let's do it I'm in
oh no let's go for the last two days
and in my birthday we can do with Vegas
when's your birthday the 31st
May 4th so if it ends May 1st
we can go May 1st and then stay
we're gonna die if we go to be with you
if we go to Vegas
yo relax
yo
may the 4th be with you
I Star Wars see
maybe that's
why I have resentment towards Star Wars.
May the fourth be with you.
Who said that?
Edin, get out.
Wait, hold on.
This is really why I think I have resentment for Edin.
He's a Star Wars guy.
May the fourth be with you.
He's also Mexican.
The next day is Cinco de Mayo.
Edith is not Mexican.
So my birthday always gets ruined by Cinco de Mayo or Star Wars.
That is the most racist shit ever.
You just floated over that racism.
Huh?
Edon is not Mexican.
He's not Mexican?
No.
He is Nicaraguanian.
He's Nicaraguanian.
Stop yelling to N-Word.
me.
He said he's Mexican.
No, he's not.
That is so offensive
to call a...
I didn't say they were rapists.
No, I...
Like your man's did.
Hey, sometimes we're...
That's not what he said.
See, y'all be miscalding the dawn, man.
Y'all be misquoting the dog.
Here we go.
All right.
Can I ask you something?
How come nobody's talking about Joe Biden
and calling that reporter
a stupid son of a bitch?
Because he's a stupid son of a bitch.
That's why.
And I don't like...
See, if Trump would have did that?
He did it.
Exactly.
He called a mentally challenged
reporting he did. I'm not going to do the thing he did, but he did the thing. He wasn't,
see, he wasn't talking about that. See, that y'all be, y'all be screwing the Don's words, man.
Just because y'all don't like him. That's fucked up. Y'all be letting Biden get away with a lot
of shit. No, no, we don't, this is what I've been trying to tell you forever. We don't
fuck with Biden either. No, I know that. But y'all don't speak about his bullshit, though,
as loud as y'all was speaking about Trump shit. Because his bullshit isn't funny. He's a
old, see-old man, so his isn't funny. No, I don't do that. Y'all just don't like Donald Trump.
Don't do that.
No, that's a fact.
I do not like him.
But y'all don't like Biden either.
Y'all don't like Biden either.
Yeah, I have more of a personal disdain for Donald Trump than I do Joe.
Why?
You met Donald?
You shared like.
And I ran into Don in the streets.
Where have you met Don?
Why you don't like him on a personal level?
What do you know about him?
Because I like Edon and Mexicans.
He's not a Mexican.
Okay, I like Edith and Mexican.
All right, I see what you did there.
All right, cool.
All right, all right.
Sorry, Edon.
I know that that's, you know, a sensitive thing for people.
And I love you and I love Demaris and I love Carl.
And I'm not Mexican either.
Well, if you went to Charlottesville, you wouldn't have been liked by Don and his people.
Don't, he fuck with me.
Don't fuck with me.
Yeah, he calls you one of the good ones.
Yeah, one of the good ones.
I am one of the good ones.
Okay, so Vegas for Rory's birthday.
May the 4th.
Crime Con.
Yeah, let's do it.
That's going to be fun.
I'm ready.
Yo, if we could find a studio to record in Vegas.
I feel like the energy just be real different.
You can record anywhere in Vegas.
record on the strip if we want to
Bayes
He's not with it
No, he's not Mexican
He's not Mexican
What Ed did?
Yo
Why's your dog barking at me?
She thinks you're Mexican
Because she's a Republican
Bays, what's going on?
Bays
He's Nicaraguan
He's
Nicaraguan.
Bays,
what is going on?
Your dogs are racist
Don't put the black box to block the dog
Look at this racist Republican
Oh that was funny
She is a blonde white girl
Y'all look like white chicks right now
With your little pink sweaters
We wear pink on Friday
Isn't that what it isn't mean girls?
Yes pink on Wednesdays
On Wednesdays we would
Oh man
You can't sit with us
So Lisa Ray's offended at what again
This episode
Lisa Ray's mad, she looked good?
How she,
No, really?
How Lisa Ray upset that men think she looks amazing?
No, that's not what she said.
She said she felt like she had an identity crisis.
When you're an actress and you get stuck,
or even an actor, if you get stuck in one particular role,
like, that's all people ever see you as is that one role.
So it's very hard.
Like, Kerry, Washington will always be Olivia Pope to me.
Like, no matter what else she plays in,
I'm like, look at Olivia.
Yeah, but I don't, I mean, there was,
my man Pachanga, he's been Pichanga for years.
No matter what movie he does, he's Pichanga.
I just saw him in Panga.
And Topanga is always Topanga.
Yeah, he was in some show as an investigative, a forensic scientist or something.
I was like, that's Pachanga.
Yeah.
You're not a forensic scientist.
Same thing with Olivia Benson.
Nobody knows her real name.
But what's the knock on?
Sometimes that just means you had such an iconic role that people could never.
I understand that, but it messes up your other.
First of all, it's hard for you to get hired by other directors,
because
Who are you just not that good of an actor?
That's a thing too.
People have broken out of that.
Yeah, like that's always the thing too.
You're just not.
Leo was due from growing pains for a minute.
Yeah, he was.
Or Jack.
I feel like he was Jack for a minute.
Yeah, he was definitely Jack for a minute.
But no, people have broken out of that.
That's definitely.
Bro, sometimes you're just not that good.
I mean, sometimes you're just Urkel
and you're just going to be Urkel.
Yeah.
And that was an iconic,
Lisa, a diamond is a,
iconic figure in the movie.
That's in our culture.
Is that a classic? Players Club?
Absolutely.
I got to check the tent what you're going on.
Players Club, come on.
Players Club, is absolutely a classic.
1,000%.
Michael Rappaport is not Remy anymore.
People just hate them for other racist stuff.
Yeah, see?
Sometimes you just...
I'm joking, Michael.
Are we supposed to link with Michael?
I love Michael Rappaport.
Yeah.
And I don't think Michael Rappaport is racist.
No, Mike.
I shouldn't be the one that makes that call,
but I'm just...
I shouldn't be the one that makes a little
personal.
He's not racist.
Not a lot.
But, no, I think he said before that people kind of treated him like Remy for a while.
Of course.
He played that one.
Another classic movie, Higher Learning.
For sure.
Classic.
Sometimes you just get associated with these classic movies and you play such a major part of that movie that that's what people are going to always remember you at.
That's not a knock on it.
We love Lisa Ray.
I understand that maybe she feels like, you know, people always wanted to cast her in those type of movies and a sexy role.
Yeah.
The nail was cast type before a while, too.
Yeah, I mean, but sometimes you just got to take those roles and maybe may need to go do Broadway for a couple years to kind of like, you know, change the tone on your career.
And I don't know.
But Lisa Ray, she shouldn't have an identity.
We love Lisa Ray.
Yeah, she should just do the opposite.
Like how Chloe and like other child stars like Miley Cyrus and shit got out of their Disney roles was go do some sexy shit.
how Beyonce's
aged with her husband
did the Beyonce album
and all the videos
was sexy shit
like now I'm still that
I'm not a wife
and mother like that
I can still be this
or have some real life
trauma going on
do coke
get arrested
have a mugshot
yeah
and you know
you can come out on under that
I think that would feed
into the stripper
identity though
no that might give her an edge
though
because you know
once you do coke
and get arrested
and do a mugshot
all you got to do
show up
with your lawyer
wearing glasses
now they look at you
like this
educated, you know, person that, a human that made a mistake, but you're working, you're going
to therapy. You know, once you go to therapy, you can, everything is forgiven after that.
Why do you think I go? Yeah. Go to therapy.
He's working on. He's so brave to face his challenges head on and want to change the person
that he is. He's still a demon. I've seen it. I've seen it. Yeah. And we have to, I know we're
normalizing therapy and I'm a big advocate for it. We do need to normalize just not fucking with
people that are mentally sick
that are just assholes.
Like, we have to add that to the mental health thing.
Like, no, he's also an asshole
and I think I'm just going to leave you.
No, but like, you have to think of his mental health.
Nah, think about mine.
He's a dick.
I'm going to...
I hope he gets help.
Right.
I'm not here.
But anyways, with that said.
Bays, are you okay?
She had an episode.
That Republican.
Bays, who did you vote for?
She does look like a young Nancy Reagan
What else is on that list?
When Nancy Reagan was on her fucking needs
And that Kinti cloth
Well, all them fucking Democrats did that shit
Nancy Reagan was one of them
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I like
I said Nancy Reagan been dead
How you
How you kill French host star
Kill Carrie Hilsen
And then bring
Yeah, we can't let Demarest
Fucking fucking First Lady
Reagan back
Like you kill it
Yeah look who you bring back
Nancy Reagan.
Just say no.
Come it, Pelosi. I'm sorry.
Same person.
Wasn't Twitter going crazy about something
with Nancy?
Wasn't there a book or something? Like Nancy was giving the crazy
top?
Wait, what?
I know I'm not making this up.
Nancy Reagan?
There's a crazy top joke
that I'm going to let go. But
this is very dark. But go ahead.
Oh, now you have to say it.
No, no, no.
Someone Google, there was something with Twitter
and Nancy Reagan.
Well, they were making fun of her.
because they said she looked at hammerhead shark but i don't know nancy regan why was they
killing nancy ragan like this they said she like a hammer hat shark because they were going around
saying that she was so beautiful and oh no i think that might be jacky kennedy yes jacky kennedy was
deemed a little bit more attractive than nancy i don't know if the streets was going crazy
for nancy ragan jackal and jackal and kennedy was the first uh the first first lady that they
thought was very fashionable and i mean i i'm beautiful
Here's the thing.
I'm not condoning, cheating,
but when Marilyn Monroe
walks around the corner
I get it.
You ain't got to say no more.
Yeah, but you know what?
Now that like
people are doing all these interviews,
you know how the whole crime wave now,
everyone's either statute of limitations
or snitched and is out of jail
for these older guys to now talk
in like all these mafia books.
Fucking Marilyn and Roe
was like not a challenging thing.
Oh, there's a lot of,
It wasn't just, we put her on a poster now, so it's like, damn, JFK fucked her.
Like, bro, she was running through everybody.
Yeah.
Mickey Mantle.
You just had to be in Midtown that day.
And you could fuck Maryland, bro.
So are you free Tuesday?
There was some mafia guy that was saying he lost his virginity at 15 to her when she was like in her 30s.
Like she was just like, yo, do you have a dick?
Are you free?
What are you doing tonight?
She was going.
She was putting them numbers.
I mean, but that, listen, man.
Man, nothing is new under the sun.
Like, all of this shit is a repeat of shit that already happened.
We just receive a lot of this information quicker than that.
Apparently, she was the queen of sloppy toppy.
Thank you.
When she was an actress for MGM before she met her husband.
And then to add on to the quote, she was the original super head.
Who were they talking about?
Nancy Reagan.
Nancy Reagan is the original super head?
Yeah.
They said Ben Shapiro's sister was trying to diss Madonna and compared her to Nancy Reagan.
saying classy versus trashy.
So a user came out and was like,
while you're over here, slutshing Madonna,
did you know that Nancy Reagan was referred to as Hollywood's
blowjob queen during her time as an actress?
Even her biographer talks about.
Quote, she sucks a mean dick, end quote.
Nancy Reagan?
I got to cut that book.
What?
Why is this nothing shit that's being taught in school?
And first of all, why don't we know our first lady?
She sluts shamed herself.
Yeah, like you can't, yeah, you absolutely.
She embraces everything.
That's why we love it.
There's no such thing as slut shaming Madonna.
But why didn't we know Nancy Reagan was.
like this amazing blowjob queen in like elementary school.
You got to remember that Ronald Reagan was an act, like he was an actor.
They all came from Hollywood.
You know he picked one out of that bunch.
And sometimes when you pick one out of that bunch,
so is Nancy Reagan like the greatest first lady ever?
She's a vacuum with it.
A vacuum with it.
Yeah, so she would have to be the greatest first lady ever.
She sucked her dick into the White House?
I mean, she wouldn't be the first one.
Who would be the first?
Never mind.
You know what?
It's your man's.
It's your man's fourth wife.
Yo, why got no one of this?
Wait, you think she got in there because of her policies?
Yeah, absolutely.
Her stance is in her thoughts about the world.
That's what Don was like, ooh.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
You can tell.
This is the one.
For sure.
I did not know Nancy Reagan was a blowjob queen.
That is a great fun fact of the day.
Rest and peace to Nancy Reagan, though.
And, yeah.
I'm sorry, I didn't know about that while she was alive.
I would have given her flowers.
She did.
I mean, she did amazing things for the community.
pertaining to drugs and
youth getting hooked
just say no
I mean that's what I always keep in my head
except for the head
I'm not saying no to no head
from a fucking
low job assassin
and she was saying just say no
because she was in Hollywood
doing all them drugs too
oh for sure
no just say no
yeah for sure
dare is tearing up
they're coming for euphoria
dare for show
have you watched euphoria
they're telling that
have you ever seen a dare program
director.
They should look at their staff, not a TV show.
They had Dare at my school.
Everyone was an addict.
Yeah, I know.
Who else to tell you?
No, no, no.
I'm not saying a recovered addict that now is telling you their story.
Current addict.
So Dair's like saying in Euphoria's imagery and...
Yes, they're saying that they're glorifying drug use.
They're glorifying drug use.
Yes.
They're pumping opioids and says...
Does Euphoria make you want to use drugs or make you want to stay away from drugs?
I guess that's the question.
Youphoria makes me want to go back to high school.
Euphoria makes me want to do drugs.
Euphoria feels like drugs.
It makes me want to do drugs.
I'll be honest with you're saying.
Nothing about Rue's experiences.
No, not Rue.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying?
What are they so upset about?
Do kids watch Euphoria though?
Like, I'd have to know what their demographic.
Oh, kids are obsessed with Euphoria.
They're not supposed to, but they definitely watch Euphoria.
We used to watch shit.
We ain't got the movies watching.
A message to Dare and the people at Dare.
You going for Euphoria is not going to stop kids from
doing drugs.
Where was anybody
when Degrassi was out
and they were fucking wilding
on the grassy?
What did they do?
I had basic cable.
I had the black box
with the red numbers
we didn't get DeGrosi.
Oh, that's Cable Vision.
You got Cable Vision?
It was just a black box
with the red numbers
and you could type on the top.
Yeah, that's cable video.
I didn't know what it was called.
We just had cable.
Did I watch Cagasy?
Did I watch The Grassy?
No.
I didn't pay my cable bill at that time.
Yeah, I don't watch DeGrasy.
I wasn't a Degrassi guy.
I think I stopped at like
saved by the bell
the college years
when they was in college
I definitely didn't watch
the college years of them
Yeah that was like
That's when it got like kind of like corny
And I was like I'm off this
But I never really got into like a high school show after that
Wow
I think Lisa Turtle was one of my first crushes
That's one of everybody's first crushers
Yeah
Her and Chili I think were fucking bad
Chili?
Chili might have been my first girl crush
Chili still are good
Chili still be dancing at shit
Why do you think Carl picked it up
So what did happen on Degrassi that was so crazy?
Besides shooting Drake.
Mad.
You would have to watch, I can't even, like, it's something you would happen.
It's like you trying to explain the wire to me.
Like, DeGrassey had one hell of a run.
Do you all remember Ghost Rider?
With Nichols' Cage?
No, not Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider.
The show Ghost Rider?
Did you bring that up after I said, Drake?
That's not funny.
It was kind of like, like, what do you do?
We went past that.
We know he writes.
Yeah, no.
made up.
It kind of did bring it up, but that Ghost Friday was a good show, though.
What was that about?
I don't even really remember.
Some kid, it was like a, it was supposed to be like a ghost or something, like a little
beam of light that was like flying around that this kid could see and, I don't know,
it would help him, like, write things.
I don't know.
I can't really remember.
But it was a good show.
I remember I used to watch that shit every day at the school.
Oh.
But it was so long ago, I can't remember exactly what it was about.
It just sounds like a little bit dark.
So it's a group of teens solves neighborhood crimes and mysteries in New York with the help
of a spirit who can only communicate through writing.
Exactly.
And also, did Dare go after kids or go after the movie 13?
Dare, listen, they just bored.
Now they want to go after what is like the biggest show out right now.
Now they want to go after them.
Like, get the fuck out of here.
Nobody cares about it here.
Is Dare funded by the government?
Is it created by the government?
Of course it is.
Okay.
That would make sense.
You guys should look in the mirror and stop producing so much fentanyl.
Then maybe we wouldn't need the DARE program.
Stop, stop making all these.
damn perkinsets and
all these painkillers that kids
are fucking addicted to. Like, that
is pretty much Nancy
Reagan saying, just say no. Like,
I'm sorry, you do know your husband is
just moving.
The boatloads of cocaine into
this country. The boat just docked
in Miami. He's just doing this.
Closing his eyes.
He was over there, no, he was over there counting, like,
making sure his numbers wasn't short. That's what he was doing.
I think there is a nonprofit, but
it is, part of it is funded by the government, but
They said funding for Dare was greatly reduced in the 2000s because of its poor performance at reducing drug use.
They were terrible.
That's what I'm saying.
Nobody's, people are going to do drugs, man.
It just is what it is.
I don't care how many programs you throw out there.
If somebody wants to do drugs, they're going to do drugs.
Somebody wants to try drugs.
They're going to try drugs.
That's just human nature.
You don't matter.
You can take that shit out of the ghetto and ship that shit to wherever.
People are going to travel to go get it.
And the suburbs too.
Yeah, exactly.
That's when it became a problem when the kids from the suburbs started coming down to the
the city and then taking it back to the suburbs and then Odean dying in their fucking
mom's mansion for sure.
Then they want to go get the little black guys that sold it to them all the way in there.
They don't even have to go.
They don't have to go together to get drugs.
They're in their mother's medicine cap.
Well, yeah, that's where it starts.
The Zanax and all of that shit, that's white kids shit.
That ain't our shit.
We ain't nobody prescribing us Xanax.
That's not our culture.
Our culture is not pill popping.
This is like, this is what I'm saying.
All of this shit the kids are into now, I'm like, bro, we was never into drugs like that.
Like hip hop in the 80s and 90s from what I remember
When snooping them came on strong
That's when we started getting into like 40 ounces
Drinking like 40 ounces
That's when you started seeing that shit in New York a lot
But that wasn't even a New York thing
That was like we just got that
We adopted that from the West Coast
Like drinking 40s and shit like that
That was never really a New York thing like that
Like that was all shit that we adopted
And then obviously Snoop and my age it was just a thing
Forties was always around
No it was always always
There was always around, but when like Snoop and Cube and all of them started, like,
that whole West Coast scene really blew up.
That's when you started seeing dudes in New York going to the store drinking 40s and
fucking malt liquor.
Yeah, that's when that shit blew up like that.
Like, we was never into pills, though.
Like, that was, that's some, the shit they don't now lean and all of that shit.
I don't, I don't understand that shit.
Hell no.
You ever did lean, right?
No.
It's weird.
Lean was kind of popping when I was in high school.
Then I feel like it disappeared.
and then it came back crazy.
For like two years, no one was drinking lean at all.
I was like, oh, I guess Lean is gone.
And then all this, I don't know if it was Wayne,
I don't know what it was.
Then every rapper on Earth was doing it,
and then I saw it everywhere too.
That's what I'm saying.
You see the rappers doing it,
and then it's that in third,
and then it falls into the streets.
But we're saying up here,
obviously Lean was crazy in the South.
Yeah, that's the South thing.
But that's what I'm saying.
New York City, it wasn't,
and then we didn't have the Internet,
so we couldn't see dudes doing that shit.
But Lean kind of, I think, put,
a lot of the rap community into pills because it's a similar.
It's the same.
It's the same shit.
It's just not liquid anymore.
Yeah, it's a down.
All of that shit is synthetic heroin.
Oh, for sure.
All of that shit is synthetic heroin.
It all makes you look like you shot heroin in your vein.
You start nodding and drooling.
And that's not cool.
And that's why I see I never really got into that shit.
The most I ever did, I took Molly once.
You did, Mom?
One time.
I did Molly.
The worst.
My dick couldn't get hard.
Had a beautiful woman in my bed.
But she knew what it was.
Like, we did it together.
And sometimes that's the effects of mouth.
Sometimes you can't get an erection.
But I was never into drugs.
Like I was never, to me, that shit was never cool.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know.
You're from that era when drug,
you're supposed to be the dealer.
Yeah, niggas getting money was cool.
You know what I'm saying?
Having cute girls around and dressing nice and having a nice car,
that was the cool shit.
Nod and drooling.
That wasn't, that wasn't cool.
Like, it's wrong with this loser.
Like, but somehow in the culture,
it became cool to pop pills and do.
drugs and all of that.
And I mean, listen, I don't knock, you know, no error because people that were older
to me knocked gangster rap and all of that shit.
They were, you know, they was down playing that.
Like, oh, that music is talking crazy and we've got some of the most successful businessman
out of that era in Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog and, you know, Ice Tea.
So yeah, you can understand how the adults are like frowning upon that shit, but in that
madness and in that chaos, there's still our creative geniuses.
and still are good people
and kids that are just like,
this is our way out.
You know what I mean?
Hopefully you don't get sucked
into deep pause into that shit.
But popping pills doing lean
and all of these kids Odean and all.
That shit is crazy.
Like more rappers die now from drugs
than probably gun violence.
And that's a scary, scary issue.
More than all the rock stars did
in the fucking 70s and 80s.
That shit is crazy.
I don't know how people
are still actively out here popping pills.
Like, you know that there's fake pills with fentanyl in it, like, just floating around.
But, again, that's real government shit.
So I laugh at the DARE program with Euphoria.
Like, dog, no, look in the mirror.
Yeah.
Y'all is the suppliers.
Yeah.
Like, I know the real Noriega, he owed me 100 favors, was really a Ronald Reagan bar, if you know.
He had a more speed, though.
And now it's the same shit with the pharmaceutical companies.
Like, you can literally get that shit anywhere, and it comes from the fucking pharmacies.
Yeah, no, all right.
Listen, man, I understand.
I just, you know, I feel bad for the younger generation
because they caught up in a cycle that's just like,
it's dark and it's fucked up.
But, you know, we went through it in a different way.
We had gangster rap and we had, you know,
that whole shit that people didn't like.
And, you know, out of that came some beautiful people
and some beautiful art.
So hopefully the same comes out of this generation.
I mean, this is, again, maybe my,
I always have an issue with Maul and his Rockefeller crew.
I'd say they ruin the club with bottled.
Bottle service now is because of them.
Y'all bragged about how much
weight y'all sold your entire lives.
No wonder everyone's a fucking addict.
Somebody had to buy it.
92 bricks.
Yeah.
Someone had to buy it, guys.
I'm sorry that y'all had a good time.
But that's the thing.
Even then, like, the drug users weren't in the clubs.
I know.
I'm fucking around.
Yeah, I know.
But it's like, you know what I mean?
It's just the party scene was different.
Even, you know, when my brother was running around
buying all on bottles, it wasn't really VIP yet.
No.
They used to stand in the middle of the shit
like with all of those bottles.
And it was a,
maybe it was a VIP section,
but it was literally like five tables.
That's it.
So you had to really be somebody
to be in the VIP section
in the late 90s, early 2000s.
Then it just turned into the whole club is now,
table service.
Because you guys sold all those drugs
and now everyone's addicted.
No, the fucking,
the club promoters and the owner started
up charging on liquor.
Yeah.
Charging $800 for a bottle
that costs $80 at the liquor store.
I'm in conclusion just saying
Mall is the reason for all that is bad
in the world right now.
I'm in the Rock Boys.
That's fucked up, but I'll take it.
But no, I'm glad you guys are with the NFL now.
Yeah.
Look, now we have great halftime shows, right?
Right, like, what the fuck?
We don't talk about that enough.
That's something we, I'm mad we didn't talk to JD about
that whole situation.
Well, we didn't get to it.
That JD interview, I had a hundred other questions.
It obviously got derailed, but was great with Bow Wow.
Yeah.
But I eventually wanted to get to that once we got through
full JD story.
Yeah, we might have to do a part too to that because it's a lot of shit I still want to talk
to JD about.
Yeah.
And shout out to JD's ice cream is doing really well on Walmart.
Yeah, I see that.
Doing really, really well.
I want to get some because like, I'm way in fact.
I was hating when y'all was eating it because like I was behind the scene and like couldn't try it.
No, she was really good.
I wasn't bullshit like that.
I need that cookies and cream.
It's not available yet.
Like, I don't think it's available in stores yet.
But that cookies and cream is crazy.
Well, I need that.
Speaking of halftime, did we ever really talk about the Super Bowl?
Halftime shit, they announced it so long ago.
I don't even know who we were potting.
Who do they have?
Drey Snoop M. Kendrick.
Mary J. Blas.
Oh, damn. That's a lineup.
No, I think it's going to be incredible.
I can't fucking wait.
I'm curious to see how they'll do it, though,
and what records they'll do.
Because if we ever had non-safe rappers...
Non-safe rappers.
On the bill for Super Bowl?
You know what I don't like about this whole Super Bowl shit?
Why don't we do...
I mean, I kind of get it because it's the Super Bowl is one game.
But I feel like more of our culture is probably into basketball.
A lot of our culture is into football.
Don't get me wrong.
But I feel like we need to do some dope shit around the finals.
Like we need to do like half time of every game of the finals needs to be like a concert.
Yeah.
No, I agree.
They try to implement some of that.
They just don't really do enough.
Like, the All-Star game is like, you know, kind of.
to sort of they get that off.
But the All-Star game over the last few years
has been kind of like lackluster.
I don't really...
It's not really as big as it used to be.
I'm not too mad at the new team captain shit they do.
No, the format is cool.
I just think that the everything around the game,
the entertainment, the dunk contest,
and, you know, they need to bring back one-on-one.
That too.
That's what they need to bring back.
I just think some of the bigger stars need to get involved
with dunk contests.
I mean, three-point contest has been the stars.
And that's crazy to say that that steals the show.
For sure.
And I think the Skills Challenge, I can't remember,
have they been, the bigger point guards been in it?
Yeah, but even that is kind of like,
it's just not, you know what I mean?
It's not the same.
They need to focus more on revamping the All-Star Weekend experience
and the All-Star Weekend activities.
They do, because basketball is obviously, you know,
what we're more into.
in the cities.
Like I said, you know, football is big in our communities, but basketball is the sport.
And I think that we don't do enough around the finals.
The finals is like, I get it because you don't know how many games.
It's a series.
Seven get best of seven.
But like, I think we can kind of do something around the finals where it's more entertainment.
It's more fan celebrities and shit involved with the finals.
I think right now it's just like you hope that two good teams are in it.
And it's a good series, but you don't really get entertained by.
you know, our culture in the finals.
It's like we don't, there's nothing, really.
Yeah.
Unless you're at the game, you see a halftime show
with a guy letting his dog jump through hoops and shit like that.
Like, who gives a fuck about that?
Bays, you're ready?
Bays, you ready.
Bays, you're ready?
Bays, you're going to see.
But we need more entertainment at the, uh, in the finals.
Well, you know, the NFL got a bigger budget.
And the Super Bowl is drastically different than the NBA finals.
Well, the Super Bowl, because, again, is one game.
It's winning to go home one game.
The NBA finals.
is best of seven series.
And everybody watches the Super Bowl.
Not everyone watches the NBA finals.
Like, people who don't watch football
watch football.
Yeah, because it's a large white audience
that watches football as well.
For sure.
You know what I mean?
So, yeah, it's, it's, it's,
football is a big sport in America for sure.
But I think basketball is a bigger sport globally
than football is.
Because I don't, they don't even really watch football.
No.
No, that's an American thing.
That's why I've called American football.
Yeah, no, I get that.
But what I'm saying is basketball
is bigger globally than football.
You know what I mean?
So I think that there needs to be more entertainment
around the NBA finals.
I feel that.
Does Dre do fuck the police at halftime?
He should.
They ain't let him get that off.
Does everyone owe a apology
if Dre does fuck the police at halftime?
Yeah.
Because they're probably thinking
it's going to be safe, clean.
They need to keep it edgy.
Fuck it.
Dr. Dre can say fuck the police right now.
No, he cannot.
They are not allowing Dr. Dre to say,
Colin Kaepernick couldn't quietly put his knee down for police
Cali Kavanaugh ain't Dr. Dre.
You think they give a fuck about Dr. Dre?
The people that were outraged at Captain. It doesn't matter if they give a fuck about
Dr. Dre. They can't, what are they going to do to Dr. Dre?
What can the NFL in their audience do to Dr. Dre?
They're going to sue his black ass like they did in it.
For saying fuck the police? He's part of a publicly traded company called Apple.
He can't say fuck the police.
Hell now. Dr. Drake can say whatever the fuck he wants.
Suddenly you're going to see somebody.
Samson commercials
Listen
Boss headphones
None of that shit moves
Without Dr.
Boss headphones
Those headphones don't do
If Dr. Drake comes out
And say
Don't buy another
fucking pair of beats
Nick
We ain't supporting that shit
No more
We barely support that shit
Now
One of the last time
We should somebody
Walking with a pair
beats on
They've been revamping a little bit
Those air
Airwans
Yeah
They got revamp
If Dr. Dre comes out
It says
Yo we're not on that
No more
It's fucking over
That's what I'm saying
You can't cancel
Dr. Dre
When you reach a certain
level
It just cannot happen.
But it's not about canceling.
We're not saying canceling.
They just not letting him do that.
They just not letting him do that.
What they're going to do?
Cut his mic?
Yes.
Yo, there's so many bigger things
when it comes to big money
and things that happen.
They blackballed.
Jana Jackson was one of the most popular people
in the world.
They blackballed her whole album
for showing a titian.
If you think that man going on there
and saying fuck 12
and they're not saying nothing to him.
Yeah, but it's different.
Saying fuck the police
and showing a nipple is different.
Yeah, they care more about
saying fuck the police
than they do that.
You think so?
I'm on the side of the nipples.
I mean, as long as it's not a nipple from an M&M, then no.
But make sure there's no nipples showing on the M.
Double entendre, M&M is actually performing,
and I don't want to see his nipples either.
No.
Oh, am I seeing M's nipples?
I'm curious, though.
I'm sure you said a shirt off before.
Yeah, yes.
We still didn't look, that's the part where we turned our heads.
Like, I am, put a shirt on.
What records I can think of the safe M&M records that would be performed?
My name is what?
He better not perform.
He wouldn't do that.
He'll do something off like recovery
or like love the way you lie with Rihanna.
Which is a great record.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm not shitting on M.
But M has a lot of safe.
He do Romans revenge with Nikki.
All right.
I want to hit fuck the police.
What is Snoop performing?
That's not.
Gin and Jiu.
Murder was the case?
You know, if he came out in In Inglewood,
because that's what stadium's at, right?
Mm-hmm.
That would be fucking hysteria.
That's not.
going to happen though
Drop it like a tie.
Definitely drop it like it's hard.
I can see drop it like it's hot.
I just, what is Dre doing?
I'm thinking of his entire catalog.
Explosive?
They're not doing explosive at the Super Bowl halftile.
Why not?
I love explosive.
Straight out of Compton.
Crazy motherfucking name.
Ice cute.
Kendrick has to do all right.
He'll probably do that.
Well, he might get that off because a lot of white people don't know the day.
What is Mary going to do?
Mary got mad to shit.
could do.
Yeah.
Just fine, fine, fine, fine.
The white people don't eat that up.
Just don't want to hear that, man.
It ain't about you.
You know, the halftime Super Bowl is not about you.
Who's about?
Who's about?
Who's about?
It's for the whites.
It's not for you.
Yeah, fuck that.
Man, nobody want to hear that shit.
Nobody want to hear, I'm just fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Who the fuck when they hit at the Super Bowl?
Will I am fans who are white people?
Is this what I'm saying?
They better have the right set.
They better have a right playlist.
I'm telling you right now,
this shit is going to go bad.
Nobody wants to hear that at the Super Bowl.
When Mary drops the dancerie,
whites are going crazy.
Nobody wants to hear that, bro.
Let's get crum.
Whites are going to get crunk for sure.
The whites are going to get crunked.
You know, they better not perform.
Snoop is going to do sexual explosion.
They,
they killed Beyonce for possibly wearing.
Mary better not sing you are everything at the Super Bowl.
Are you kidding me?
At the Super Bowl?
I would like it.
No, fucking way, bro.
It's not happening.
Not here.
No, no.
I love that record, but no, not at the Super Bowl.
No, no, no, no.
Beyonce wore a black leather suit when she did the Super Bowl.
It's like, she's a Black Panther.
And she didn't even say or do nothing.
So you think fuck the police is going to ring out?
Yeah, I think that'll ring off.
I think it will.
Who's the DJ?
That's who we got to get to.
Hmm
Because we need a DJ that doesn't give a fuck
Because that's the real person
Yeah
You gotta have a DJ that's like
Not afraid to be like
You know what
But you know that they got the band rehearsals
Like they're not gonna just slip in the
Fuck the police
I think they should get it off
Fuck it get it off
You'll never be invited back
But get it off one time
I mean if Snoop gets off
It ain't no fun unless the homies
can't have none
I need to hear fuck the police right after that
Snoop the only one that can't get
They ain't gonna do shit to snoo
Ain't no fun is essentially a song about gang rape
Wait what
What? Damn, damn, worry
What's the song about gang rape?
Ain't no fun unless the homies can't have no
It's a song essentially
Essentially about gang rape
We used to be screaming that shit at the top of our lungs too
What? It's the jackoff hour
And if you can't fuck that
Yo Nate Dog was sick
I'm so glad I was born when I was born.
That was the greatest.
Y'all have no idea.
I'd be wishing I was your age sometimes.
You have no idea how great that music was when it came out.
I mean, I enjoyed it in high school,
but it was obviously way after it came out.
So I don't know what it was like.
It was a different vibe when that shit came out,
like having to sneak and listen to that shit.
See, people don't even know what that's like anymore.
Like kids don't even know what it's like to have to sneak and listen to a record.
Oh, Wop.
I think they had to sneak and listen to that.
Yes.
I think their parents were saying it.
I could see some parents.
Yeah, I can see.
I'm about to say, like, these parents are so young now, they actually twirking to that shit.
Were.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like, it's not, you know, it's nothing like you enjoy music differently when you got to go to your man's house to listen to it.
Like, yo, your mom's ain't home?
I'd be to listen to that doggy style over there.
That's what it was.
Like, you had to be away from adults to listen to that shit.
You're going to think I'm extremely young.
But there was two albums that will always have a warm place in my heart because my mother ripped them out of my boombox and broke them in half.
It was DMX and there was X.
Your mom's broke the X album?
I was sneak listening to it, and she heard it.
I guess I wasn't, I didn't have the volume very low.
She broke that one.
She never found volume three.
And Nelly Country Grammar, believe it or not, the album.
Seriously?
That was like some of the safest fucking rap ever.
So my cousin bought me that CD, because at that time, the Parenthood advisory shit,
they was like kind of ID in certain stores.
Yeah, yeah, they were.
So he bought it for me.
Country Grandma had parental advisory?
Of course.
It starts out.
I put it in my CD.
Shit, I was so excited, not even really thinking about it,
knowing my mom is right over there.
The shit starts out with, you can find me in St. Louis,
one's going to do things all day.
Some got jobs and some sell, yeah, others just smoking fuck all day.
That's the intro.
My mother heard others just smoke and fuck all day.
I was like, I didn't even get to track two.
Yeah, see, I was old at that time, so it's just funny hair.
I was like 12, I think, when country grammar came out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so some, see, so you probably was the last of the generation of parents that were like.
My mother broke country grandma and half.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't, this is funny because I was a little, I was older, so country grandma to me seemed so like harmless.
No, it was a safe rap album, but that's how it started.
Like, she didn't get to ride with me.
Yeah, she was like, no, mom, listen to the next track.
He's a really nice guy.
It's a country tune.
It's a country tune.
He's a really nice guy, bro.
He loves and respects all women.
Look at the music we can't listen to.
Yeah, wait for batter up.
The lunatics are not lunatics at all.
They're actually...
He's got a cool mask.
Yo, what is wrong with y'all?
You got to explain shit to the parents is hilarious, man.
Murphy Lee, man.
Why didn't Murphy leap up?
He was one of those that I thought he was going to be.
He had pop a pill.
You definitely could see him being a star.
He ended up.
With puffing Nelly on that bad boys too shit, I thought to shake your tail feather.
I thought Murphy Lee was out of here. I was like, oh, they picked the lunatic. That's the one
they're going with. Yeah. It's a lot of artists like that though that you thought at one point
was like, nobody could tell me that Little Zane wasn't going to be like. Yeah, overall.
I thought Little Zane was like the next fucking the one. And then he ended up in Dr. Doolittle too.
I was like, oh, he's out of it. Yeah. I'm like, oh, they're doing up to be an actor. Like,
If you would have told me at that point,
who do you think is going to be the biggest rapper in the world?
Little Zane or Little Wayne.
I would have went, Lil Zane.
He's in Dr. Doolittle and he has a hit record.
Wayne is, I don't even know if the Carter won was out yet.
Yeah, it's a lot of actors that, I mean, rappers that we just lost
and never really figured out what happened with this artist?
Why they never really blew like that?
It's usually whatever situation they were.
I still can't believe
Ali Vegas is not one of the greatest
fucking rap artists ever.
Well, he had a lot of other stuff
going on.
I mean, we don't know that back then.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm just listening to
mixtapes and songs
and I'm like,
nobody raps better than this kid.
I remember feeling like that
about Ali Vegas.
Like nobody raps better than him.
Yeah, but sometimes it's just situations
and then music shifting
to, like, L'Zane.
I feel like
even Bow Wow was starting
to make a transition at the time
and the little kid rap
kind of stopped.
And Wayne had to not be a kid anymore
and rap like an adult.
And I just don't know if Zane could do that.
And sometimes these people just can't make good music.
They make good music and then just can't anymore.
It's not always a label situation.
It's not always a-Lazan got a record deal with no music.
They just walked in a meeting with a picture of him.
I mean, that's plenty of R&B artists.
Yeah, like this kid raps.
They're like, oh, sign him.
Yeah, let's throw him with Eddie.
Put him on the 112 song and he's out of here.
Never heard nothing from him.
I don't even remember another Little Zane record after that one.
We talked about it with JD.
I said one of my favorite posse cups,
hardball with little bow wow,
little zane, little Sammy and Louie.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I remember that one.
And JD came on the front like,
yeah, it was the lows.
You said what did?
I thought Sammy was going to be so much bigger than he was.
He could sing.
Yeah, Sammy.
Maybe he went through puberty and his voice just didn't sound good.
No, he still sounds good.
Yeah, Sammy's still singing.
He's fine.
I don't understand.
What did you say?
He said again louder.
He's listening.
He's listening.
He's listening.
It's always funny when you see girls that had a crush
And he's fine
Damn, D. Okay, D. He said he listened to here.
And you haven't seen him since he was a kid.
So you say he's fine and your big age is a little weird.
Sammy came out with like a record
Maybe around like six, seven years ago
Like as an adult.
I can't remember the record.
No, he still puts out good records.
He still says Sammy.
He can still sing for sure.
I don't know what they ain't doing.
He's in, he's one of the 50 boys.
talking about he's in a
one of the 50 boys
yeah he's not 50 boys in
oh he's in power book right
no in BMF
BMF yes
Lowe Zane is in BMF yeah
I don't watch it but I heard yeah
Which role is he?
He's one of the 50 boys
He's part of the crew
He got a crazy
Maybe I didn't put that two and two together
They put a crazy flat top on him
Like he looks
It looks crazy
Oh good for Zane man
I like people that can keep
We spoke about it
We said Zane is in
Yeah he's in BMF
I think that's right when
Bow Wow called
and says,
I'm bringing a million dollars
cash.
Bring a million dollars cash.
Which I don't know.
Did he bring a million dollars cash?
I hope not.
I just hope not.
Like,
I don't want to be around a million dollars.
Where does one just have,
like,
I don't even want to be around
a million dollars in cash.
So you're not going to do your money picture?
I keep thinking about where we're going to do it.
I think you guys can do it here.
Money picture?
Your money picture.
Like everybody else is doing.
I probably got like $80 on.
I don't have any.
Yeah, I probably got like $80.
I can make the 80 stretch.
Yeah.
And just say it wasn't Tim Mill.
Why don't you guys bring the whole 10-mill?
No thank you, Jesus.
A setup.
I know a setup when I see one.
Yeah, like, who you think you're talking to?
Yeah, my don't try to just bring the whole year in cash.
What?
Nah, I'm cool.
Nah, no thank you.
I mean, it crossed my mind when Bow Wow said that I'm bringing a million dollars cash.
I thought to myself, I mean, Ma and I don't really need this episode.
I know some people in Atlanta.
Yeah, right.
We wouldn't get off that block.
At all.
Take off that fucking block.
You try to line one than up.
I'm not happening.
I'm joking.
Totally joking.
We needed a part two with JD, though, for real.
Absolutely.
And we need to figure out where Rel is.
Hell, Roel?
Shout out to Rel.
Not Hell, Rel.
Rell used to sing the hooks with Dipset and...
Rell wrote a lot of R&B records, too.
Yeah, Rell was dope.
Yeah, he wrote some joints with Usher.
A few other artists.
Shout out to Rell, man.
Wow, that's a...
You really dug in the crates for that one.
I just trying to think of singers that...
Yeah, Roe.
R.
was dope. R.L. from next.
Shout out to R.L.
When he tried to do his solo
shit I liked. He had a couple
solo records that was cool. He has a redhead
daughter named Rory.
Who's like an Instagram phenomenon.
Adorable kid.
That's so cute. Before I met you, one of my
names growing up for a girl, I wanted
my daughter to be Rory. Rory or Tori.
And then I met you and then I don't know.
Then all that changed.
He's like, no way. Nasty.
Yeah.
We could do it like with an eye.
I think that's really pretty.
No.
Well, here's the thing, though, and this, we're going to get into some gender things, so it doesn't really matter.
Yeah, let's make sure everybody's, everybody's thought about it.
Very much a boy's name.
And it means Red King in Gaelic.
I'm not saying women can't be.
That's what your name means.
I ain't really like that laugh.
I don't really like.
I don't really like.
I don't want to look over yet.
Like, I'm going to just keep looking at you because I don't even want to look.
I might get more mad.
You might get a little bit more mad.
You might tell me what your name means.
No, no, no, no, that's cool.
What's your name means?
I'm going to look at it.
I'm not going to look at it.
Because she's going to piss me off more.
She's going to piss me off more.
You're a Red King, man.
Bays, chill, chill, Bays, chill.
It ain't even like that.
It ain't even like that.
It ain't even like that to a dog.
You're lucky I'm holding Bays back.
Your name means Red King.
And Gaelic, yeah.
Okay.
They got it right.
Yeah.
You're a Red King.
Thanks, man.
There you go.
So that's why I'm like, women can be king, sure.
Yeah.
But, like, I mean, it's a male name.
Mm-hmm.
And old standards.
Now anyone, everyone, everyone can be kings and Roy.
no matter what
you can be a red king
but then I don't know if it's
color identification
I don't know if red can identify as red
or you can identify as blonde
oh they got on your ass
they said that
what's your name mean
giggles over there
since you want to laugh
my name actually means like baby goat
or something
exactly
and
Demaz you could have kept that too
because we would have
we would have never
no no you could have kept
he got that
You could have kept baby.
No, no, no, no, we get a cat.
You could have kept that your name is baby goat to yourself.
Damaris has a girl's name is a variant of Damaris, green Latin,
and the meaning of Demaris is calf to team.
Yeah, or baby cow, not goat.
Your name means baby cow.
Yo, if my name meant...
In certain things I just don't want to know about people I'm around.
If my name meant veal, I wouldn't laugh when someone's name was king.
I'd be, I'd quiet my laugh a little, but I lower the volume if I was veal talking to a king.
Yo, baby guise.
You, baby calf is crazy that your parents saw you and was like, oh, that's a baby calf that came out of there.
I told him that.
They said, I didn't know that.
My dad named me, my mother doesn't know this, but my dad named me after a girl, a Spanish girl, he was in love with.
That's what I'm naked now.
Oh, what?
He's a king.
My mother does not listen to this podcast.
My mother doesn't even know what I do for a living.
I love that type of shit.
She'd be like, I don't know, Demarison, New York doing something.
I wish, I wish my mother was like that.
Fan, that's what I said.
I love that.
Dad, I miss.
My mom had no idea.
Where you get them some sneakers from?
Nah, you know, my homeboy let me hold him.
I'm out there doing all kind of shit in that other building my on the basement.
Slinging all kind of shit out there, holding that gate.
Like, you have no idea.
Holding that gate.
The hole in that gate are we serving them.
Oh, we serve them.
Oh, yeah, we're just going to.
You got served?
You got served.
Allegedly.
They got served.
Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.
Oh, man, baby calf is hilarious, bro.
My throat is right.
Maul is such a hypocrite.
Why?
all these drug problems with these kids.
I don't know.
Everyone got hooked to probably.
Yo, they got served.
Weed.
Some weed, man.
Come on weed.
It's legal.
It's legal now.
Boy, you was not smithful.
We was ahead of the curve.
It's a gateway drug.
It was a gateway drug.
We was selling it through the gate.
We, exactly.
We were serving them right through the gate.
Yeah, digers know.
Come up town of the Bronx, Creston.
You know what it was.
Come to the gate.
Yeah, come to the gate.
It's right here.
No doubt.
for sure but they're not there anymore of course
no no no everybody is doing more productive things in life now
oh for sure doctors lawyers
all kind of stand-up gentlemen so a girl never drugged you
drugged me no I can't get druggedy
because I don't I don't drink like that
yeah so it's hard to like get me to take drugs
you do know you it doesn't have to be alcohol
you could drug your beet juice
the beet juice you could definitely drug
it's actually easier to do that
hide of ecstasy put in the beat juice
he would feel that way crazier if they drug
you would beat you.
Nah, not happening.
Because alcohol takes some of that shit away.
Why that sound fire for some reason?
Drugged beat juice?
That does not sound fire at Maris.
Tell me you depressed without telling me you depressed.
That sounds so fire.
No, it does not.
I mean, it's healthy.
Right.
Tell me that's not putting, where would you put a pill in here?
I would see shit floating in here.
It would dissolve, dumb ass.
And I only know that by drinks I've drugged myself.
I've never drugged a person.
Yeah.
It dissolves.
Now, if it was clear, I might have a,
a hard time hiding it with his dark.
Yeah.
No, I just never was into that whole drug shit.
I'm glad I wasn't, though.
That's one thing I'm happy I never really got into his drugs.
It's not too late.
You could do the second half high.
Drugs are my favorite part of my 20s.
I'm gonna just smoke some good weed, man, and cool out.
That's when I'm on.
I don't need none of that other shit.
I do want to do the shrooms, though.
Gotta do the shrooms.
We all do it together.
Let's do it.
For sure.
I might be scared at Edmon.
I'm terrified at adding on shrooms.
But here's the thing.
Have you done them?
Edin?
Sorry.
When we do the shroom episode, when we do the shroom episode,
we just have to make sure that somebody is not on the shrooms.
Carl.
Carl.
It will be.
Carl.
You have to record.
I never want to see Carl on shrooms.
Even though the cameraman on shrooms might be hilarious.
It might be way better.
Yeah.
Like him just filming the couch and us talking.
You can just hear our voices and he thinks he's filming us.
I could bring the Amazon glasses that I was with the Molly and the shrooms and put him in front of the lenses.
We get really crazy.
I'll bring my VR set.
Oh, no.
See,
See, Ed is trying to
To send me to the moment
See, he's trying to go crazy
He's trying to go crazy
I'm not putting on no VR set
High on Shrooms
Hell no
Shrooms is a VR set
That's what I'm like that shit
I'm like that shit
Yeah
I got to wait so I'm in a better
headspace
But I definitely want to do shrooms
Well, I got him at the crib
This might be actually
Look what you got at the crib
That's weird
That's weird to have the shrooms
It's not my fridge
It's just chilling out
We got to do the shrooms
That's the only other drug
I want to try shrooms
Well, when y'all want to do
Vegas for Rory's birthday?
I don't know if I want to, no, I do Molly.
Tell me you want to film Hangover without telling me you know what I'm going to drug
Mall.
Oh, now I'm going to crazy.
You can't.
I'm going to have to drug me.
I'm not at work.
I'm not at work.
Who would, well, who would be the person that would disappear?
Me.
Someone has to disappear.
Me.
No, we're drugging me.
Yeah, you drug me.
I'm going to go somewhere and just like wait for the high to come down.
And the roof will probably be nice.
Yeah.
Watch all the lights in Vegas for sure.
Me too.
Shrooms are not like ecstasy or like.
And like when you're on shrooms, you don't need to be near room
because you'll think you have wings and think you can fly.
I think that anyway.
And we're going to be up top.
Relax, Joe Rogan.
That's misinformation.
Yeah, relax, Arkelly.
You're not going to.
Wait, where does, oh.
You can fly.
Oh, okay.
I was like, wait, hold on.
I got nervous, I got nervous with what you're trying to say.
She likes little Zanes, baby pictures.
Like, I got nervous.
She got nervous.
Oh, man.
Oh, my fucking God.
Yeah, we didn't talk about.
shit we're supposed to talk about this episode.
No, we still got time.
So Lisa Ray said, what now?
Did she's not sexy?
What?
Paid and full two coming.
Speaking of selling drugs uptown?
Yeah.
I saw Damon announce that.
He said it would be, they're filming in Nort.
Mm-hmm.
And who's the story about?
I'm not sure.
The runners and like the young kids coming up in that era.
So it's the wire.
Yeah.
No, I thought it was like, three perspectives.
I thought it was like lynch mob shit.
And, like, I thought it was a specific crew.
I could see them kind of, kind of incorporating that story into it.
If you're going to have a paid-in-full-to, you definitely need to talk about the lynch mob, for sure.
Yeah.
He said he's showing all, now I'm showing all perspectives.
So you'll see a perspective from the stick-up kid at the time, see a perspective of the younger dudes.
I was a younger dude, the 16-year-old.
You'll see perspectives from Kevin Childs, Jay Black, everybody.
Lou Sims.
It's going to be off the hook.
Trust me, and a lot of other stories will be told.
Shout out to Kev Childs.
Yeah, that's my guy.
Shout to Kev.
His story does need to really be told.
Honorable.
Yeah, for sure.
And in general now, just a really good, really good guy.
I would like to see, I know everyone's doing with the BMF stuff and everything.
And I know Irv and a few other people got the blessing for the Supreme Team.
I think it's a doc.
I don't think it's an actual series.
But if you got into Fat Cat and that part of Queens and then into the Supreme Team,
thing, you could have one of the craziest series in TV history.
And then get into Edward Burns and killing that cop and how that started the drug task
force.
Like, there's other angles instead of just like, let's do a show about drug dealing.
Like, there's a lot of political shit that went into everything.
That could be an insane series.
That was one thing I thought about when 50 started his amazing television run.
I don't think 50 should EP that show.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
If it wasn't for real, you know, personal, real life situation.
situations that happened and that occurred, it would almost be perfect.
Like, this would be a perfect, he's from Queens, you know what I mean?
Like, it's like...
Was part of that...
He was really around.
Yeah, he was really around.
He really was, you know, so...
Black Juss?
Yeah, like, it's like, you know, but we...
I understand, like, listen, I understand.
I know that there's real, real life personal shit that happened there that won't allow
for that to happen.
But, you know, just thinking about it, like, the position that 50 holds in television
right now and having, you know, those stories.
available to him and having those blessings of people that were actually there, a part of it,
allowing him to EP that and put that together would be amazing television.
Yeah.
It definitely needs someone like a Showtime or HBO to really give that proper budget
and sit through that.
And, Grant, I know Irv did Tales and say what you will about it.
It was shot very well.
Yeah, it was.
It was a good crew.
It wasn't like some low-budget shit.
So I would love for Irv to do that after the,
doc. I mean, the doc is cool, but a full, like, you could do five seasons of that shit.
Yeah, for sure. Because that pertain to so much music industry shit as well. Like, there's so many
angles that you could go with that exact true story. So many of the stories, even like, you know,
going back to, you know, talking about Kev Childs with, uh, with Don Deva magazine and Fed's magazine
and all these magazines that, you know, we used to have to run to the newsstand to get when they,
when they dropped to read all of these stories.
That's how we got these stories.
You got these magazines and you read these stories
and these interviews in the magazines.
A lot of those magazines I still have.
And, you know, moving and unpacking and packing boxes,
you know, you find stuff and you like, damn, like,
with all this television shit that's going on now,
some of these stories that's in these magazines,
this is a series just sitting here waiting.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So shout out to 50 because what he's doing in television,
I think, you know, we got to start.
given our people from our culture, their flowers.
And we do.
But 50 is doing some amazing shit with television, bro.
Yeah.
Amazing, amazing content that he's putting out.
Some of the power shit I don't really like, you know, like,
but I still respect the fact that 50 is doing all of this
and making these moves and putting these shows together.
So shout out to 50.
Yeah.
I'm excited for Payton 4, too, as well.
Yeah, I definitely want to see that.
I kind of hope that it's not just a movie.
Because I feel like even with those stories, again, it's so much that you can, you know, go through with those stories.
Like, I like the series.
I'm not going to lie.
I like the feeling of the series.
I mean, Kev's book, if you haven't read it yet, it's an incredible read.
It's called The Crack Era.
Yeah.
Kevin Child's book.
That itself could just be a series.
That's what I'm saying.
That entire thing.
I know the movie thing is, you know, because you want to say you made a movie.
And that's just something that we all aspire to do in our culture at some point, like, yeah, I'm making a movie.
or Zuvie.
But you know what I mean?
The series to me, because you can take your time,
you can really tell a story,
like real intricate parts of it,
you can really go through the steps.
And it doesn't feel like you crammed everything
all in one two-hour film.
But I feel like even series now
are kind of more revered to some degree.
You don't think series now are more...
Of course you have the Oscars
and all the shit that focuses on movies.
Movies are always going to be movies.
But I feel like...
People love the series.
Series now,
is more popular.
Obviously, it costs more to shoot a series, you know what I mean?
But people love to be home and sit down and bend.
I know people that don't even like when it's just one episode.
They'll wait for the season to be completely out and just binge the whole season.
But yeah, the series is where it's at.
I think we just love being able to sit down and watch a good series.
It's almost like reading a book.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Where a movie is not the same.
It doesn't really feel like that.
The series more feels like you're reading the book
because you never know what's going to happen next
there's so much shit going on.
With a movie, you kind of already know the story
so you know what's great to happen.
Yeah, for sure.
You know what I mean?
For sure.
And I assume Dame is directing this?
I would assume so, yeah.
I would assume he is.
Yeah, hopefully his relationship with Lee Daniels
is intact because that could definitely be a
dope person to go to and shoot this with.
Yeah, well, from my understanding,
I think Lee Daniels did pay him back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So hopefully they are on good terms
in that.
that regard.
And I hope Cab is super involved with it.
I know Lou Sims is home now, right?
I hope he's thoroughly involved with it.
Mm-hmm.
That could end up being really, really dope.
Yeah.
I am curious what parts of Norrk are going to look like Harlem, but...
Yeah.
I mean, you know those little side streets they could try to pretend,
but it's still like, you know that ain't Harlem.
Norke looks nothing like, like not even a little bit.
You can find certain blocks.
Kind of.
Yeah, that can kind of sort of...
There's some by East Orange that sort of look like Old Harlem, but other than that...
Yeah, it's hard.
It's definitely going to be hard to find.
North looks more like Philly and Baltimore than it does in New York City.
Definitely Baltimore, for sure.
And that's why when I found out they filmed most of the paid and full in Van...
I've never been to Vancouver, but I thought they filmed that whole shit in Harlem.
It looked like Harlem me.
Yeah, most of the scenes they did in Harlem, but that budget, you start straining the city blocks off and cut the streets off.
That shit is expensive.
That should start costing.
Yeah.
Well, I look forward to that.
Hopefully,
Maugh can get him and I some roles.
And paid a full, too?
That, come on.
I'll be the white fiend.
They definitely sold drugs to white people, too.
Look what you go to?
You want to be the white feed?
Well, I just can't think of another role I fled.
There was no Tommy in the Lou Willis to lose him story.
I'll be a white fiend.
I don't care.
Shoot heroin.
Like, yeah, whenever y'all, I'm sure someone
was at rooftop and was white.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
The security guard.
Yeah, like I could be a terrible security guard at rooftop.
We can find a role for you, Rory.
We can get your Red King face in here somewhere.
If I could be impaid and full, too, I would check off.
I'd be cool.
We don't need to pod no more.
That's it?
Yeah, that would be it.
I want to be an actress really bad, too.
Like, if I wasn't in this, that's what I would be.
You want to be an actress?
If I was rich and could afford to, you know, go try to be an actress.
You don't have to be rich to try to be an actress.
What are you talking about?
I like comfort
So the whole like struggling to survive thing
While you're like going to audition
You want to get right to it
You want to get right to ask you
Next week
Next week you want to win the Oscar
No not Oscar
What the fuck are you talking about
I hate the struggle
And I don't want to go through that
I just want to act
And give me my award already
Put me next to MaryL
And let's keep it moving
Why am I not with Denzel right now
Y'all know what I mean
Like moving to L.A
living in a two bedroom apartment
With seven people
Like I don't
I'm too old for that now
But that's where the
acting is born at in those moments.
I would have did that if I was 16, 17, 17, 18, 19, 20, but I'm used to like comfort.
Now, I'm not going to go to that.
Well, act like you're not used to comfort.
Work on your acting still.
You ask like you ain't not, if, like, you're not used to comfort.
I do.
Go drink that regular chai tea in there and don't make me get no more peppiness.
Nah, because we don't fuck with them on that side, dude.
That's why I want none of that shit over there.
You know that.
All right.
So I'll be fiend one and she could be fiend two.
Y'all two, we both fiend out.
We'll get her some acting crew.
Get an IDB.
If it's a point y'all two in the building lobby shooting up, I'll be like, now, Phim, get this out of it. Can we cut this? Can we cut this whole scene out? I don't want to see you and Damaris. Me and Damaris lead up on each other like, let's the ball yelling cut. Get them out of this building, bro. What are they doing? Rory has a fresh shape up. Get them out of here. Like, Damaris got her nails done. Like, get them out of there, please. That would be too fucking funny. Even if that doesn't happen, which it won't, obviously. We should do a sketch like that.
A fiends?
Were we trying to pretend to be actors?
Yeah.
Or like me breaking character trying to warn him.
Hey, that guy Alpo.
Do not work with him.
I know how this is going to go.
Yo.
All right.
All right.
Payton full two,
starring Damaris and I as Fiend 1 and Fing 2.
We'll be there.
There's no music coming out that we should talk about?
Yeah, well, I want to talk about it when it comes,
when it comes out.
Yeah, Earth Gang is dropping.
Earth Gang.
Really fuck with Earth Gang.
Hell yeah.
King Cuddy has a new animated show
and album coming out soon.
Annie said no Kanye on that.
I don't know if that to be true.
I just saw someone tweet that.
Don the two coming?
2222.
That shit is not coming to 2-2-2-2-2.
Executive produced by future.
I mean...
Listen to what you just said.
And you really think that album coming ever?
I'm just telling you what they're telling us.
We're just here to report.
the reporting.
They said it's coming to 2222.
And that's why he's better than Jay.
Jay could never, ever.
Jay would never.
Yeah, Jay never made 22-2s.
No.
But you did 4-4-4-4-4.
Ah.
Angel numbers.
Oh.
I look forward to the rest of the game.
I haven't seen a lot of them lately, but angel numbers?
That's a good thing, last few weeks.
Pay attention to the signs.
I suppose.
Or I could just be looking at that.
at the clock at that time.
Never know.
Yo, we put so much
onto like those little things.
I keep seeing this. Stop looking at the clock.
Because they matter. They matter.
But yes, Earth Gang I'm excited for.
Jasmine Sullivan is putting out her
deluxe in February, which I thought was
ill, like a year later. I need more hotels.
Like, let us digest
the album. That was such a great project.
Hotels? That was a great album
of 2021, in my opinion.
Her and Issa supposed to be linking up and doing like
a scripted series.
For like each of the hotels, like with different holes.
Ah, so for, for Ari's, that could be another acting gig for me.
Talk to Ari.
If they're doing the hotels, she did an interlude for the hotels.
I could be fiend number one in there, too.
I don't know if there was fiend in hotels.
Yeah, I don't know why you.
They were in a recording studio.
There's definitely a fiend in the recording studio.
No, it's not.
We just talk about rappers being hooked on drugs.
Is that a fiend in a recording studio now?
You walk in the studio and seen a fee.
I've seen a rapper.
That's just different, man.
Because they rap, they're not fiends?
A fiend is somebody that's like, just like, doesn't have any means of supporting their habit
and they'll, like, start stealing shit in, like...
So a rapper.
No, rappers are they stealing to support their habits?
There's plenty of...
But the publishing?
They're still in the budget?
Yes.
My publishing.
Yeah, they're still in the budget.
Yeah.
I guess so.
Yeah, rappers can be fiends.
Speaking of Earth Gang.
Spillage Village needs to do another album.
Yeah.
That album is incredible.
I really love that album.
But J.I.D. got to put his shit out and obviously Earth Gangs.
When is J.D. dropping his album, man?
He told me I'm not going to say.
Call him.
Call him right now.
Let's save that.
Not for the end of a podcast.
Okay.
Because it.
Save it.
I need to know.
Because he told me he was dropping soon.
I feel like that was four months ago.
Well, he just put the single out with 21 Savage, which I love.
Good record.
Yeah, he should be coming soon.
One of my favorite rappers right now.
J.D. for sure.
He's one of the ones that I called an alien early.
He's one of the new aliens that we have in our culture, for sure.
He needs to be undone to.
You can kind of see the people that really don't associate with all of that shit.
He's definitely one of them.
Yeah, like where they kind of just stay away from that type of shit.
But they definitely belong in those rooms.
Oh, for sure.
And they have the ability to, you know, hold their own in those rooms.
But it's certain artists you can just tell they're not with all that extra shit.
I'm not just going to take these studio air lights to go.
Yeah, like I'm over here doing my own thing.
I like those type of dudes.
Like, just like, yo, I fuck with your
I respect, but I'm gonna pass on this one.
Yeah, when it makes sense for real.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Yeah.
I'm with that.
All right.
Anything else?
Carl, anything?
Carl dancing this weekend?
Oh, yeah.
L.A.
Jeez, how do we figure about that?
Can't forget about LMA.
She got some pressure on her.
Did she?
Yes.
Since boot up?
Yeah, yeah.
She had one of the biggest records ever.
And the album was good.
I like her album.
But it's been a while.
She's been very, very quiet.
Yeah.
And sometimes when you're super quiet, yeah, you have to deliver.
Why were you quiet?
Yeah.
It's got to be a real reason.
What are you working on?
Yeah, I think that came out 2018.
Shit, maybe before that.
No, I think it really came out in 2017, and then it popped in 2018.
You said the Fugees canceled their tour?
Yes, they did.
Due to COVID?
So they say.
They say it's due to COVID.
It's restrictions and stuff like that.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to go and assume that Lauren Praz and Wycleff are vaccinated.
I'm willing to bet that night.
I'm just going to assume.
I bet my bottom.
I don't like to assume.
Good luck getting that needle in Miss Lauren's arm.
Never.
Never.
COVID.
And I was reading that the mandates in New York City, there is no, they, the court basically dismissed the mask mandate.
saying that the whoever was CDC has not they don't have the power to to do that whatever the fuck it was so
mask mandate is out of here the vaccine mandate that Biden handed down for small businesses with people
over 100 employees they got that out of here dismissed that so that and we might be seeing the light at
the end of the tunnel with this COVID thing yeah hopefully hopefully we get back to somewhat normal
yeah people still remain safe especially the older folks yeah definitely but uh
yeah
fuck COVID
all right
we're gonna wrap it up
maul no sign off
we're gonna do the sign off
this to
I'm not doing
the sign off
no not that sign off
next try
I already
I already called
Eden
I already called
Eden a Mexican
on this episode
I know they're gonna
take out of context
what I said to
Maul of what Trump
would say to him
and saying I said it
when I said Trump
would call him
one of the good ones
yeah
taken out of context for sure.
Definitely.
But it's fine.
So no, I'm not going to do the signoff.
I wanted a difference. That's not the official
sign off. I wanted you to...
You got me twisted.
I thought...
You know what the sign off is, Dee.
Mom.
When niggers get sick, what do they drink?
Yo.
Pause.
I'm done. Cut.
Cut.
Pause.
Gingerelle.
What are you what?
Are you causing ginger ale?
That's what they drink.
I don't want to be drunk.
Cut the tape.
No, you know niggas love ginger ale
No
We don't
They do
And I'm tired
You know what
We didn't get into that another day
What
Because ginger ale is not helping you niggas
Oh I know that
You ain't got to tell me that
But niggas love ginger though
Let the niggas start getting the fever right now
See the first thing he go get
Oh ginger Ler
100%
My boyfriend went and got a big ass thing of it
When he had COVID
I said I'm gonna help you at all
That's why this thing here is gonna work
Niggas love ginger. You know that.
And you can't spell a nigga without ginger.
We'll talk to y'all next week. Peace.
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