New Rory & MAL - Episode 111 | The World is Full of Rats...and Porn
Episode Date: October 18, 2022The guys are back after an eventful weekend. Mal treated his mom to the sake squirting bottle at Benihana and Rory went to Dave Chappelle’s midnight show. Meg the Stallion bodied her SNL hosting deb...ut. The White King, Jack Harlow, will make his hosting debut next and we sure hope Rory is invited. Speaking of ongoing beef, Nicki and Lotto continue to trade insults at each other and Kanye chose Drink Champs (again) to take shots at the world. While they continue down a self-destructive path, Meek Mill finds himself befriending everyone again according to his timeline. Pleasing everyone can go too far (or just right) depending on who you’re asking. If you’re asking Congressional Candidate Mike Itkis, he’ll tell you the only logical solution is to upload your video to Pornhub to rally the vote. People keep leveling up the weirdness and our home, NYC, keeps getting dirtier. Rats are everywhere…and not just the subway ones. While rat behavior can lead to someone’s demise it can also lead to a bag. Jordan Poole signs a massive contract following the Draymond punch. LeBron and Bronny have no words for each other in a new Beats commercial and Kanye calls Meek a fed, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Start a little shit.
I don't want to see this anymore.
You got to start with a little sugar, really.
I would have no problem with them fucking.
I don't watch them make it off.
Go halfway in, Julian.
Dispickable.
Go to the halfway point.
Go to the halfway.
Yeah, go to there.
Look at Mike.
Yeah.
Look at Mike going crazy.
No, we're not doing it.
We're not doing it.
Yeah, Mike, eat the box.
This is, Mike's the Monty.
This is somebody.
Somebody did this for votes.
Yeah.
No, Worriety.
Oh, you're trying to get a bad house.
Everybody know we're pushing a pound.
Yeah.
Hey, here I go.
I ain't walked in a minute.
Fully in charge on the boss of the business.
And it's a problem.
I ain't calling nobody to hear this.
He's already with me.
I come from the heart of the city.
This priest I was all the way in him.
I just draw the bangle with Nikki.
My TRA's taller.
I live to this.
Welcome to a new episode of the New Roryam All
I am all.
I'm Roy.
And we are back.
Rory, how are you feeling?
Haven't seen you in a while, man.
You look different.
I felt good until you made me think how my tone and energy is.
I feel fucking great, man.
Yeah.
Come on, man, shit.
Yeah.
Life is great.
Life is good, right?
Edin, how you doing?
Great.
Julian, how you doing?
Great.
All right, good.
I love the energy in the room.
I'm cool everywhere except on Reddit.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
No, you're a star on Reddit.
We had some time off.
We did.
We had about a week off.
I went down,
see my family, went down to Virginia
to see my mom for a birthday.
Happy birthday, Mom, love you.
So I did that, seen the family.
Then I came back to New York and...
Well, don't skip over that.
What was the birthday plans?
Just dinner.
Okay.
Like, just had a birthday dinner.
I was with my sister, my nephew.
Benny Hanas?
What are we talking?
No.
No, no, not.
You called the trim?
I can't take Moll's.
I can't take Moll's.
Not for a regular, just on a regular chill,
like, we ain't doing shit tonight.
Let's just go grab some food.
Maybe.
But for the birthday, I can't.
take moms to Benihana. I can't do that. And like, you can't let dude spray that stuff in your
mouth in front of your mother. Or period. Or let him try to spray something in your mom's mouth.
Like, we don't talk about that. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Imagine you try to squirt some
socky in her mouth. And like her form is great. Yeah. Like, like, her shoulders were back.
Her head was up. She don't like drip. She don't let it spill. Like she catch every, it's like,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah. She's a little too excited when he says
the train is coming with the shrimp and every. Yeah. Like, I'm born.
time at Benihana's we was it was like you know how it's Beni Hanas is always weird when you
think about it because they don't even start cooking unless like all the seats fill up yeah so it's
always nobody decides to come here like I got to wait for like seven more people to come
they was waiting a couple came in and the chef is white I always hate that I was like come on man
where's the Asian guy at no disrespect well New York is always a Puerto Rican that could like
pass his agent yeah they try to they try to bring out the Mexican and it's like ah I know but
you're Asian um so a
God brought his girl in one time
and the dude was squirting
I guess the sake or whatever is in her mouth
Yeah
She knew how to swallow
With her mouth open
Oh yeah
That's a keeper
That gluck
And like she kept
So he's like
Like basically like
We thought it was gonna be like the jokes on her
She kind of flipped it like
Oh yeah
Y'all didn't know I had this talent
Well that's
And like he's squeezing
He had to use his second hand
To keep squeezing
And she just kept like
She knew how to just swallow
Without like closing her mouth
It was a crazy shit
Did you get a number?
She was with a...
You paid for dinner.
I would have.
That was the dinner he paid for it.
I would have.
But she was with a guy and was kind of like, okay, we kind of was looking like...
But as a man, that's when you get a little conflicted.
Because as a man, that should be great to know that she has that talent.
But, like, what if he actually, like, liked her?
Like, what if that date wasn't just for recreation?
Like, what if he was really getting to know her?
That?
And then he discovers that talent.
What if he didn't have that talent?
He's like, I'm glad she has it.
But how does she have it?
And how do you, when do you use that talent?
Like, when is that like...
You know when they use that talent.
Yeah, but like...
I mean, is everyone producing that...
Never mind.
No.
I'm not.
Let me speak for myself.
I am not producing that much sperm.
Salata.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like what he was...
That was just a bit much, but...
So, no, I didn't take mom to Benny Hahnas, but I would.
In conclusion.
Hopefully mom doesn't have that hidden talent.
I would be fucking heartbroken.
But, um...
Yeah, so happy birthday, mom.
I did dad.
And then I came back home.
I thought I was going to run around the city a little bit on Sunday and Saturday.
Didn't do nothing.
Stayed home, cleaned.
Yeah.
I was a real housewife of New York.
I like it.
Yeah.
I like it.
So what did you do this weekend?
You told me you went to the Chappelle show?
Yeah, I didn't do anything at all until last night I'd gotten a, I don't even know if they, they,
I like these new pillows.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
These are like cool.
They're cute, home decor.
It's kind of like a, or like.
Or like.
I was just like rugby, Julian?
It looks like he definitely played intramural rugby.
Julian definitely plays rugby.
I looked like I did a lot of things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, Julie, he plays cricket.
He plays quidditch and that park off Houston.
That does look like...
You know, that's...
That looks like the snitch ball from Harry Barre.
Oh, God.
Oh, man, I remember we had a flag football league
that doesn't make you any more manly.
But all those kids used to play quidditch next to us
and we would purposely just throw post routes and miss them.
Wow.
to try to hit the kids on their broomsticks.
Was that the Nike?
Yeah, yeah, Nike football.
We'll get into Nike, don't worry.
I shouldn't have been playing that league.
I was being used.
When you really think about it.
I had no idea.
Exactly.
Anyways, what were we talking about?
Shappelle.
So I don't know if they promoted it or whatever.
A friend of mine had tickets that he bought,
that he wasn't going.
So I bought those tickets off him to see Chappelle at midnight
for a pop-up show at Radio City.
Now, I've seen Chappelle in places, but I've never seen him actually perform, I feel like.
Every time I'm supposed to, it gets rained out at Rout's Picnic or some shit.
So I was really, really excited to go.
They locked the phones up, which made the night even better.
Like, any time, and pardon me sounding like a fucking arrogant fuck,
anytime I've had to go to a event with the phones would be locked, I was allowed to keep my phone.
I wish I would have locked my phone every time I went to it.
It just makes you more in the room.
People are not fucking scared.
Everyone is just focused on what is going on.
Michael Chee got to use words.
He cannot use on network television.
She had to check your phones in at the front?
Yeah, they put him in those little pouch things.
Okay.
So Michael Chey opened up.
Chappelle did about hour and a half, two hours.
He's the greatest stand-up comedian ever.
Chappelle?
Chappelle.
I don't even think it's close anymore.
Michael Chee was incredible, though.
I like Michael Chee a lot.
Like Michael Che was really funny.
I think Michael Che is very underrated simply because he's most known for an NBC show.
And he can't really be the Michael Chee that he could be.
Glad you went, glad you got to see it.
At least, you know, came back and he told some of the jokes.
Really funny.
And I'm mad, I missed it.
But, um, congrats of Chappelle.
Is he doing like another show like that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
He said this was just a taste of the parties he's going to start throwing because Buster Rhymes.
Because, you know, he always pairs like a music act with.
Buster Rhymes came out afterwards.
came out to New York shit.
Like it was the bus was doing B-Sides.
Like it was just a cool, it was a cool night.
So I hope that means he's doing more of this.
Yeah, we need more of that.
He addressed everything.
He addressed Kanye, Candice, him getting tackled on stage, Chris Rock shit.
Damn, I forgot about you.
Jews in the media.
Getting attacked on stage.
I forgot about that.
Oh, no.
He did like a whole 30 minutes on that.
Yeah, they did a whole 30 minutes on him, too.
The dude.
Oh, Chappelle explained it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They had a phone with him in the fucking dressing room.
Yeah, it was great.
It was really, really good.
So if he has more of them, I highly suggest, not that you need me to tell you to go to a Chappelle standoff show.
Well, Dave spent too much time on this.
Dave did Radio City.
But, Rory, we are doing the Earth Theater.
Hey.
Yes, in London.
Very similar.
And at a reasonable hour.
At a reasonable, not at midnight.
We'll be out of there before midnight.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll be out of there before midnight.
Not exactly the way Dave did his show.
But we are at the Earth Theater in London, November 5th.
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Looking forward to this trip.
And Julian just told us that he's going.
Me and Julian talked about it when we were in Charlotte, leaving Charlotte.
And Julian was like, y'all got, bro, I want to go to London.
I mean, after the night you guys had in Charlotte, you have to take it in or not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got to take this road on the show, Julie.
You have to go around the world.
We got to take this thing on the road.
We got to take this thing on the road.
So Julie will be with us in London as well as Edding.
And I don't know, I'm thinking about we got a few days off over there.
I'm thinking about maybe we should like that.
To take the train to Paris.
Yeah.
I would it?
Yes.
We got to hit the train to Paris.
We got to do that.
We got to go to Amsterdam.
The last train?
Well, not the last train.
Let's get the first one.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's get the first one.
And early ones, we get a full day.
Yeah.
You want to get a full day out of it.
Let's get, let's catch the first train to Paris.
And maybe hit Amsterdam.
I don't know.
Well, what's, I love it.
Again, despite my milky complexion, I don't know that much about Europe.
How close is that in, is that like going to Queens to Brooklyn or?
It's a three-hour trade.
It's maybe like a Philly.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
To a Philly.
If Paris is Philly distance, we're going to Paris.
It's like that type of thing.
And as well as Amsterdam, too.
So it's all like right there.
And we got a couple days off to just kicking a chill.
So why not?
Let's make the most of it.
So, um, yes, tickets are available now,
new orie and mall.
We'll see you guys in London, November 5th.
Um, but we will be hitting those UK streets,
you know, getting content.
That's my trusty Azte.
Warrior Ed and will be with us with
equipment in tow
The four, it'll be like the fucking UN
Before I was going to be.
Yeah, yeah, we're going to represent all the things.
Customs is going to have some questions.
Oh no, they're going to have us in the rooms
Like they had them niggas in juice
They had all the niggas of separate rooms
Like, so where were you?
Stories not adding up.
Or you know a menace
You know you're fucked up right?
Yeah, exactly.
You know, ending me and they're like, I bought the beer
at 11.
I packed the cameras.
The cameras were in the bag.
I had the microphones, yes.
But the drugs, I don't know how those got in it.
So the drugs are with the cat.
So, yes, the drugs, I mean, the camera.
No, the camera, not the drugs, the camera.
The drone, not the drugs, the drone.
Kane was such an idiot in that interrogation room.
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Oh yeah, so Omar S reached out to me.
This is the sci-fi, the wood.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, I see what you doing.
Yeah.
This is juice all over again.
No, but shout out to Omar Epps, man.
I'm definitely going to buy this book and check it out.
Just because Omar Epps, I think, is somebody from our culture that has given us.
some classic films, classic moments.
Absolute leisure.
And I watched Raisin Canaan.
I finished the,
I don't know if the season is over now,
but I watched all of the seasons this weekend,
finished it.
Raising Canaan, it surprised me, man.
I like it more than I thought I would.
It's really good.
Yeah, I like it a lot more than I thought it would.
Some of the things are a little crazy.
Like, they had a body in the trunk,
and he just put four car fresheners on top of the, like,
four car air fresheners?
Well, if it's black ice, it gets rid of it.
Yeah, but it's like, Sam,
That's a rotten body
And you're gonna place full fucking
Okay, but compared to
Compared to what power was
Power was a sci-fi compared to Raising Canaan
I let them get away with putting some air fresheners
On a body in the meantime
Because you know power they found parking
Yeah
Indictment at two in the morning
They just pulled up in those spots right there
It was crazy shit ever
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Speaking of Michael Che
Did you see
Megan the Stallion hosting SNL?
I didn't see it.
I don't really watch SNL like that.
Like, I don't know.
I'm just not on the SNL train like that unless it's like somebody that is like,
like if Chappelle's hosting SNL this week and I'm watching it, obviously.
Well, how do you feel that, and I saw Meg's monologue.
I wasn't mad at it and I heard her.
I heard Julian said she did a great job.
Somebody else told me she did a great job with the skis in a lot of the sketches.
Yeah, she did a good job.
Well, Meg is, can be funny and charismatic.
I totally can get her being on SNL and doing well.
I saw the opening of it.
Julian just played it when I got here.
She looked great.
Well, I mean, I wanted to talk about a personality, not objectify her, but it's cool.
We could talk about what she looked like.
I just said she looked great.
I mean, I love women.
What you want me to do?
She looks great.
Her performances were I watched as well.
We're good.
I'm going to have some pushback.
There's nothing to do with Megastalian.
Okay.
I get what S&L is trying to do, and this isn't the first time they've done it.
But I feel like the monologues and a lot of the sketches should stick to comedians.
Okay.
And the musical guest should, you know,
Come in and out.
Do the music.
Yeah, but they can do some sketch stuff too.
I'm not opposed to that, but I feel like it should be anchored by a comedian.
I get it.
I get it.
Or an actor comedian.
Like, you know, of course, there are, like, Drake was hilarious on it.
I think Meg was good on it too, but I don't think we should just get in the habit of just throwing
whatever popular musician, rapper, or artist is.
Well, they've been doing that for years, so it's going to be auditing out of that now.
I feel like this is setting me up to talk more shit about Jack, and I wasn't going to go in that direction because he's hosting next week.
I think after Jack, we should.
Stop doing it.
After Jack, there you go.
Let's make that clear.
After Jack, no more.
We're calling them to cancel Jack's S&L next weekend because that's definitely.
That's not where I was trying to go with it.
It's not what we're doing.
It's too late.
Jack Harlow is hosting SNL next.
After Jack, no more rappers.
After Jack Harlow.
No more hosting for rappers.
Julian likes to call him Black Harlow.
Oh.
No more Jack Harlow after October 29th.
Let's not do that.
There you go.
Will you be allowed in the building?
Here's the thing.
I'll reach out to Lauren Michaels and see if he'll let me in.
Imagine if I was for Roan goes only Jack fans.
Yeah.
Only Jack fans are allowed in SNL that night, Roe.
You stay your ass home.
Is Lauren a Jack supporter?
Yeah.
I would think so.
I'd hope so.
What do you think Lauren Michaels favorite Jack Carlos on it?
Nail tech.
And you think he thinks he should be.
For sure.
For sure, nail tech.
Do you think Lauren definitely voted in the BET committee for him to be lyricist of the year?
I think voted yes.
For Jack?
No.
You think Lauren Michaels voted in the BETty lyricist?
Yeah, yeah.
I can see that.
You see Lauren Michaels putting her bid in?
Like, no, no, no, no.
I didn't like that record.
Because that's what I did.
When I was voting, I was like,
did I really like that record?
I just feel like you and Laura Michaels don't vote together on anything.
Yeah, we don't.
Now that it's over, who'd you vote for?
For what?
The Lyrics category.
Lyrics of the year.
Kendrick.
Yeah.
I voted for Kendrick.
Come on.
Jack.
Why was you asked you such a silly question?
Of course you know I voted for.
Jack.
Shout out to Jack Hollow, man
October 29th
Hosting S&L
That's a big, big look for him
Look at It's the Real
In the comments
Well, this is the absolute best
All right, see
Eddie Murphy was once on there too
Jeff
This is the absolute best
Who's that?
We need to figure out
Well, Jeff and Eric
And first of all,
don't have It's the Real
Now swoop in
To be the white hip-hop pundance
That Jack fucks with
Instead of me
I see
Divide and Conquer
The Jews
Jews in media.
It's the Jews in media.
Look, you didn't, but you didn't comment on Jack's, on his post.
I did not.
I don't follow Jack.
Oh, there we go.
You follow Jack?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
No, I don't follow.
You shadow follow.
Wait, what's a shadow follow?
Like, you don't follow, but you follow?
Yeah.
No, I don't do that.
You got the top of your search.
No, I don't do it.
I don't think I got shadow follow.
I don't follow a lot of, like, like, rappers, though.
neither why.
Yeah, I really don't follow a lot of
like rappers and shit like that.
Especially like, I don't know why.
I don't know why it is.
Because their IGs are
all right, cool,
the track list.
Yeah.
Like Elliot will repost that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Elliot is just a conglomerate
of all of it.
Elliot will give us
him.
He's all of us.
Elliot is all of us.
So if I support Elliot,
I support Jack Harlan.
Absolutely.
Elliot supports
Jack.
And I, listen, I follow it's the real.
Oh, me too.
Those are guys.
We love them.
But yeah, Meg hosted SNL,
according to Julie, she did a good job with the sketches.
So yeah, I did see the clip of her performance of anxiety on SNL.
And I thought it was dope.
But obviously, you know, she has the lines about her grandmother and her mom.
She started to tear up, got a little emotional.
But I do like to play on it with the beauty pageants wearing the sashes.
What is it called?
Yeah, there's sashes.
The sashes.
That's the first one I said that word.
I feel nasty.
You never wore a sash?
No, I've never worn a sash.
but I do like the fact that
they all had a sash on
and it says underpaid, overworked, overwhelmed, overlooked
Miss underpaid, miss overworked.
Yeah, I thought it was a cool idea
with the set design and dancers.
Yeah, so.
And prayers to Meg, man.
I know she's obviously been a lot
the past few years.
I love that she said after this like,
hey guys, I'm just going to take a break.
Yeah.
Fuck y'all.
I mean, you know, losing.
And well deserved, Meg.
Listen, man.
I, you know, I, unfortunately, I feel like we will
get to a day where we all face the pain of losing our mom. But, um, you know, as adding somebody that
we love and works with us, he had, he had to unfortunately feel that pain. I can only imagine
it's a lifelong healing process because I read that, you know, your mother is literally
the person that has been with you your entire life. You read that? No, that's a, no, that's a,
no, but I read that like, and it makes sense. Like, I know it's a fact, but it's like, exactly.
That's what it is. It's like, the person that has been there for you, every single thing.
day of your life is now no longer there. So that pain is forever. And it's just, you know,
it's, it's, it's fucked up that Meg is going through all she's going through. And then it's
like, but you got to realize these, these are like real people that have real issues and
real life problems, like away from the celebrity shit and the internet shit. And these are
people that have real feelings, emotions, real life shit that they're dealing with. And we're still
expecting them to get on SNL and give us a great show. You know what I mean? So it was. It
It's good to see her still being attached to real emotions and real things in her performance,
but still have the strength to deliver a dope, a dope set.
Yeah, and Meg, not to compare losing a parent.
Her mother just also was her manager, mentor, everything within her career too,
and then her career took off.
So not only do you need a parent at that time, you also need your manager and role model and mentor.
Yeah.
And what you lose that as soon as your,
career starts to ascend.
I feel for meck.
I hope she does get some time to relax and kind of reflect.
Yeah, it takes some time, man.
You know, you and you and party.
Go put your feet in some sand, some pools.
I mean, it's a perfect time to get away
because the female side of rap is going through.
Their simulation is going nuts right now.
Yeah, I left some money bags on Lotto's picture
on the day and like four girls in a movie back.
Like, really?
I didn't know what was going on.
I was like, wait, what happened?
she's beefing with Nikki.
All right, I will say, as a bar that was very disloyal of you.
I mean, listen, man, I, listen, everybody knows I love Nikki, obviously.
But I like Lado a lot and I thought she looked great.
I thought the picture was great.
What is going on within the female rap community?
We talked about it last week and it's just gotten worse.
Rory, I don't know if you notice.
I never tried to know what women are beefing about.
Like, I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
I only try to have understanding because obviously I have.
have a podcast, have a platform, and we have to talk about a lot of things.
Sometimes we talk about shit that I don't care about.
I really do not care about why female emcees, female rappers, female artists are beefing with each other.
I just hope that it doesn't turn it to something real and doesn't get physical.
That's all.
That's all I'm hoping for.
It's not going to happen.
I just hope it doesn't turn it to that.
My favorite part about the Lotto Nikki thing, which no one brought up is both Lotto and Nicky were both confused on why they were being.
I'm sure.
As if we weren't all like, what's going on?
They were both like, hey, why are you talking about me?
was like, well, explain what exactly
are you? And I'm just like, okay, so
y'all don't even know what y'all really
have an issue about Lotto, who has been
very vocal in support and love for
Nikki. And then I guess
it's probably, Nikki is at a point where
she doesn't know exactly
which of these female artists
really do support her, really do fuck with her.
Because she's felt like a lot of them
have said it before, but then it's a different
thing once, you know, the cameras
are on and there, on their social media.
like a fuck Nikki campaign.
It's just funny to watch how there was so much fake support within the female rap community.
And we did love and champion to see all them working together and all them fuck with each other.
But they're women.
So we know what time it is.
It's fun to see how they actually all thought about each other.
Yeah.
Because Lotto, yes, is big up Nikki.
And I'm sure it was from a genuine place and looked up to Nicky.
But it was fun to watch how Niki really felt about Lado and how Lado actually felt about Nikki.
Listen, we just got to be honest.
It's impossible to be a female emcee, a female rapper, and not have been, you know, at some point a big fan of Nikki.
She's, in my opinion, the best female rapper we've ever had.
One of the biggest female artists that we've ever had.
I mean, so it's like what female rapper wouldn't be inspired at some point in her life and her career by Nikki Minaj?
I think they all are, just like they all are, you know, we're fans of Little Kim and Fox.
It's like you kind of got to look at these women when they're before you and say, okay, it's possible.
I could do that.
So, I mean, now that women come into success and, you know, women are getting the accolades and, you know, the achievements and all these things, it's like now that the beef comes in now.
And I guess in a weird way, that is part of rat.
Yeah.
I felt what Nikki was saying originally.
She wasn't wrong as far as the freaky girl shit being taken out of the rap category.
That was crazy.
I thought that was very odd.
So I totally understand
Nicky's thoughts on that.
I just feel like
it should have stopped right there.
I feel like Nikki
being the legend that she is,
I'm not saying she's not the right
to defend herself or say shit.
Right.
I know any time I say that about Nikki,
all the barbs are like,
so she shouldn't defend herself?
No, I'm not saying that.
I just think she made
a great point about the Grammy shit.
She was completely right about it.
And let's just leave it at that.
Yeah. That's really it.
Because she is correct.
That was fucking weird.
She's correct.
Let's be very clear.
Nikki Minaj is correct to feel some type of way about them removing the super freaky from rap and they moved them to pop.
Correct?
She's right to have an issue and beef with that.
I think where it gets a little tricky is when you start pulling other artists into it.
Yeah.
But again, she had a good point about Lado's song.
if that stays in rap-wise, I get that.
But I didn't know that there was some sub-tweet shit in the air that we didn't know about.
We never know about it until these things happened.
It's like, oh, that was on the timeline the whole time.
So then it looks like Lotto saying shit out of nowhere.
Then she brings up a bunch of shit.
I'm like, damn, I didn't know Nikki did that.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think at this point, I think people, for some weird reason,
are just looking at Nikki like she's always complaining.
Well, I guess it's not a weird reason.
And I think Nikki has, she has some real legitimate issues and beefs that she's been very vocal about.
So she is right, though, that, them removing that song and calling it and putting it just a pop category.
Well, I guess the question there is, is there a right way to complain?
And this doesn't have to be Nikki related.
Is there a right way to go about complaining?
Yes.
There's a right way to complain.
I think you do what a lot of artists have done, especially rap have done over the years when it comes to the Grammys, not go.
I mean, Drake and the weekend both didn't submit.
not go, don't submit.
You could say why may not be
boycotting for real, but
that's another conspiracy for you.
You can complain without bringing someone else down
with you. Yeah, and that's my thing.
I think you can absolutely
voice your discretions and
your grievances and your gripes
with the industry and things like that.
It's a way to do that. It's a way to do it.
Remain classy, remain professional,
remain, you know, keep yourself
where you are at the highest pedestal that you
that I believe Nikki sits on.
I think every female rapper is chasing her.
But I think that you, it's a way to be like, yeah, you know, I didn't like that.
I wasn't feeling that.
That was funny style to me.
You know, I thought that they did me wrong.
But it's a way to do that and still remain the queen and still remain classy through doing that.
And not turning it into something else where it may seem like you're hating on other artists.
Or being a bully.
Like, because that's when they start throwing notes like, oh, Nikki, she's salty.
She's mad.
She's bitter.
She's hating on the new chick.
And, you know, that's up to, you know, if people want to believe that, cool.
But I believe that she does have a right to be upset by certain things.
It does seem as if certain things are being done to spite her and to slight her from what she's doing.
But at the end of the day, it's like that super freaky, super freaky record is taking off.
It's doing crazy.
So obviously it's a rap record.
It's a rap record.
It's like, you know, like, who gives a fuck if the Grammys wants to move it?
You still, Nikki Minaj.
You're still going to drop a record and your fan base is going to support it.
You can still do a show and they're going to come out and see you.
So it's like...
Also, another masterclass in turning down a verse.
Young Money, I don't know, did Wayne teach Nikki and Drake these techniques?
They politely turned down verses in the most amazing way ever.
Those DMs that were leaked, I was like, wow, Nikki.
What a beautiful way to say, fuck no.
That's kind of like what Logan Paul told Edin, I'm really not doing outreach right now.
That's what it was.
I knew there was one other thing outside of that Drake interlude on games album.
It was Logan Paul.
I'm not doing outreach right now.
I'm not doing any outreach right now.
Yeah.
He didn't want to reach out to Edith.
And then Edon dabbed him up and then held his heart.
Do you think Norik?
Held his heart.
He felt it, right?
I felt it.
He felt the outreach.
He felt the outreach.
Edon took Logan Paul's handprints and put it on his heart.
Never let this go.
I would never wash my chest.
Never wash my chest again.
He definitely might have walked with.
Yo, my brother.
Like, no, no.
No, no.
It's not.
Nah.
Definitely not your bro.
Do we think Norrie could have learned a few lessons in the verse turned down game?
Should Norie have done less outreach this week?
And listen, we love Norris.
It's my brother.
For real.
That's family.
Not the way it is with Logan Paul and Ed and Ed and Norrie.
No, no.
is my actual brother.
I love never going there.
Family.
You know,
we love Norrie.
I just think that
Norrie is a victim of
when you standing too close
to the sun.
The pool.
You might get wet.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like,
don't come to the pool
and be like,
yo, chill, don't get my jeans wet.
Fam, then you should be by the bar.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, so Norie,
a little too close to Wyoming.
He got a little too close
to,
the culture and the uh the conier thing did another interview sit down with conier that was about
three and a half hours i didn't watch it i saw some of the clips i might have watched about
30 minutes of it 40 minutes of it once i saw conier calling meek miller fed i just i just stopped
all right well how you think you got the deal i was like listen i i was scared i saw conier say
i'm not your hard drive don't tell me your secrets okay i said yo there are so many people right now
that are so scared because if they ever had a personal conversation with this dude about some real serious shit,
it's on the way out.
Because he's letting you be know.
When somebody says, I'm not your hard drive.
I'm getting that off.
I have to get that off.
No, that was a hard bar.
I couldn't lie.
I have to get that off.
I'm not your hard drive.
Don't tell me your secrets.
I don't think that was the craziest thing that happened with Meek this week, though.
No, the craziest thing that happened.
Is Kanye saying that the craziest thing or Meek freestyle with Ed Shearing at Robert Kraft's wedding?
little more nuts than meek being a fed listen man i get it i listen i see what meek is doing
what's he doing listen meek meke trying to position itself to sell a lot of fucking records
anytime you hug sir elton john yeah oh man emmon one diamond after that oh my god i need some
of that i need that push elton got him gripped up too he does right on the waist the lower
Listen, man.
But not only that, Meek is look at the, look at the smile.
One more centimeter down and he's, he's at the top of, of the cheeks.
Look at the P.S.
Look at the P. sign.
What happens when Meek does Chaining Day with Elton John and gets the DC chain?
What you're going to do then?
He swaps with the glasses.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
What if they do glasses swaps?
That's sick.
That's sick, yeah.
But I'm not, listen, it's nothing.
I keep telling y'all, we living in a simulation.
Nothing is out of bounds anymore.
Nothing is crazy.
Nothing is wild.
Like everything.
Anything is possible now.
And before we get back to Kanye,
how come no one's brought up,
and this is some more white-on-white crime,
more ginger hate,
how come no one has said
that Ed Shearin is a homie hopper?
He's a click hopper.
Why?
He just finds some new rapper every other month
or some new rap click.
And Ed Sharon just attaches himself to it.
I'm not letting Rory get that off.
He makes an acoustic version of dreams and nightmares
and then he moves on to the next little wainsaw.
Yeah, but Rory trying to hold down
his ginger brother
Aren't they
He was just with Pat Pooze and Bushwick
Yeah but you're calling it
Click Hopper we got to word for it
I think that's amazing
Dog
Why does Ed Sharon have on a bulletproof vest in Brooklyn?
Listen bro
Why do he doesn't have on a bulletproof vest?
Yes he does
That's not bulletproofs
The one that doesn't have Kevlar in it
It's just like the style
No that's a t-shirt
That's a soccer jersey
The ones they wear on like the four-wheelers
See Roy's trying to be nice to Ed Shearing
That's his Virginia brother
Who Rory meant to say is
Ed Shearing is a culture vulture
That's what you're calling him a click
Hopper and he's a culture vulture.
Man, one day he's doing shots with Charlemagne on the breakfast club.
Yeah.
And he moves on to hang out with Drake.
Yeah.
Drake, yeah, I see Meek putting a D.C. chain around.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Now he's riffing with Meek at the wedding.
Riffing.
Like, I don't even know what's going on anymore.
How many chains does Ed Sharon have in his crib?
Oh, he got everybody.
He has to have a Rockefeller chain by now.
Oh, for sure.
Everybody's giving him a chin.
Look, a little baby.
Wow.
This is nuts, man.
You culture, vulture.
Eddie, I know you're a little cultural.
He is Atlantic, so they got him in all the rooms.
They got him in a lot of rooms.
Atlantic will put him in a lot of rooms.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Do they have a song together?
Ed Shearing and Meat Mill?
He's a little baby.
I'm sure one's on the way.
Him and a little baby, dude.
That could happen.
Yeah, him and little baby got a record together.
I like Ed Sharon, though.
I do like Ed Sherrin.
I do like Ed Sherrin.
I just feel like Ed.
He's just with a new rapper every single time.
Yeah, it's a little culture vultures.
Ed.
Stay home for about two months.
All right, let's some of the rap,
but juice, air dry a little bit off of you.
Yuck.
There you go.
Yeah.
It's nastiness.
I know.
Let's link with him in London.
Huh?
We can link with him in London.
Is he in London?
I think he's like, he's Irish, but he's from like New Zealand or some shit.
Because he has an accent.
He's going to be in London.
He's closer to, he's closer than it is there.
But he's from Australia.
What?
You know, is he going to be there?
I don't know.
He's Irish.
I feel like, I feel like Post Malone is like the evil edge here.
No.
They hang out with rappers.
One just has.
Face tattoos.
He looks like the evil one, though.
He's from Halifax.
He's so nice.
He's from England.
Seems nice.
Yeah, but did that mean he'll be there?
Like, he's also like one of the biggest artists on the planet.
Does that mean he'll be there when we're there?
Hardly home, but always rep.
Yeah, like, what?
Oh, man, you guys.
I love you guys, man.
Kanye West.
Norie, yes.
Oh, yeah.
So Norrie, right?
What is it to say that everyone hasn't said already?
He's right.
Fair.
Okay.
Besides, no, Candice Owen said that.
Don't do that.
Yo, listen, man.
Here's the thing.
You know what I love about Kanye West?
Let's start with love.
I love that he explains stories like a woman or a child would,
where he says names that we're all supposed to know who he's talking about in every story.
He's like, yeah, I'm like the new Kyle Mitsubishi.
And you're like, who is, does he the guy owns Mitchabishi?
No, he owns American apparel.
You don't know?
Like, no, I didn't know.
I actually thought they shut American apparel.
I never walked in American Prowell.
I said, who owns this?
Like, who is the guy by?
behind all of these great t-shirts.
I've never done that, Kanye.
Even I should have.
And that's what he's trying to say, like, change the way we think,
change the way we consume products.
Who owns this?
Who's pushing this to us?
I get it.
We don't have time to find out who the fuck owns these things that we fucking buy.
I'm just like, I'm now looking back at Yeh interviews from 10 years ago when he was
screaming, I'm the new Elon Musk.
And at that time, I'm like, who is Elon Musk?
Yeah.
Household name.
So I'm going to know who Kyle Mitsubishi is in two years.
I'm sure of it.
But Kanye is, listen, he's, Kanye is Dame.
dash with a lot of money.
Hmm. Huh.
And when I say that meaning, he's very opinionated.
Okay, not the style of opinions, but just an opinionated.
Yeah, opinionated.
Got you.
You know, he believes in what he believes in.
He's not going to fold to, you know, whatever society says he should fold to.
He believes in his people, the people he has around him that works with him.
He believes in his partners.
He believes in his craft, his art, his genius level.
it's just that Kanye now has the capital to support and to back the things that he does,
the things that he wants to do, the things that he's saying.
I just think that there's a better way, and that's just me talking who's, I'm not a super duper,
I'm not the richest black man in America ever.
But I just think that it's a lot that comes with that and that, you know, I think Kanye is going to look back on some things that he said.
and was like, ah, that's not what I meant.
You know, because again, I believe Kanye is, I don't think he's a, a mean-spirited, mean-hearted person.
I don't think that he means malice or disrespect or anything towards anybody.
I agree with you.
But at what point do you stop allowing things to be said because we feel like someone is a good person?
Because at what point does it not matter what your intentions are, more or less what the fuck you're saying?
But then it's-
The consequences of your actions.
But you got, but it goes back to this now.
If you have a platform that you've created,
um,
you would want to show Kanye like,
listen,
we're not gonna mute you or,
you know,
we open the space to you if you want to come and talk to us or talk,
talk,
you know,
about what's going on.
We welcome you.
And I just think that that's what Norrie did.
He has a platform.
He has a huge,
platform and drink champs.
Shout out to Novi.
Shout out to DJ EFN.
EFN's face was probably my favorite part of that entire interview.
Anytime they cut to EFN, it was EFN sitting and they're going, this was a terrible idea.
Not that it's a terrible idea, but I think it's more so people are, we're trying to, because
it's like Julia said, it's like Julia said.
Kanye says things, but sometimes it's not like a full, I don't know, a full.
complete thought.
Like he'll stop and then he'll jump into something else.
So it's kind of like, but wait, we was just on something else.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's like his, I think Kanye's brain thinks he's on a different speed.
Like, and by the time he's saying something, his brain is already on something else.
So it's kind of like, yo, but we was just, we started this thought on something else.
And now it's a whole different thought.
And I think that's what EFN's face was, was like, but where we're at though?
Because now we're all over the place.
I don't know.
We can't even address what you just said.
Yeah, like, I don't even know what the direct goal is.
And then he ends it with, you know, personal shit like, yo, my kids.
And it's like, all, we can't speak to that because we don't know what's...
No, Kanye was saying we should have spoke to it.
And we didn't get his children back for him.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
So it's kind of like, I'm just...
Yeah, Puff, why you ain't get his kids back?
I'm just DJ EFN.
I don't know how I could have gotten your kids back, sir.
Like, maybe could have called 911 if they were in D.
DCYF or something?
Yeah, like, I don't know.
So it's, you know, but it's, listen, I understand a lot of Kanye's thoughts and a lot of his ideas are valid.
They're very forward thinking.
I think he has, you know, great intent with a lot of his thoughts.
I just think that sometimes he just doesn't express it correctly.
I think he doesn't say it.
I don't know.
He probably like, don't tell me how to think he said that.
I get it, Kanye.
I'm just telling you how you would offend people that are listening because you say things
that's like, that's offensive.
And George Floyd died of fentanyl over there?
Something like that.
And here's why that's offensive.
You know what I mean?
And I get what Kanye is trying to say is
he's trying to say, no, they killed him another way.
Like they shot him up with fentanyl.
Like that's more so how he was trying to say, like,
no, he was going off that stupid rhetoric
that Candace Owens and the rest of that crew
have been spewing about the George Floyd.
thing. They're saying the police did not actually kill him. He died instantly of a fentanyl
overdose while the police were trying to apprehend him. That's, which by the way, a corner that
works for the state and the fucking, they all worked together. The police said he died because a cop
put his fucking knee on his throat. I thought, I took that to say, I thought he was trying to say
that one of the cops was actually hitting him with fentanyl in that moment. That's what I thought
That's the problem with the Nory.
It's when Mav Carter, they ran the interview with Kanye and they didn't put it out because she was probably saying similar things on there.
It's what you do with those clips with the footage.
If you decide to put it out, you have to own some of that.
Like that's on your own.
And Nori definitely put himself in a weird predicament because of the way he was promoting it.
As of, hey, look at these numbers.
Look what it did.
And the average person, which again, we know Nore to be a good person.
but one could clearly be like, all right, Nori did this for views.
He brought Kanye West on to spew what a lot would think is some very disrespectful and hateful shit for views.
He used Norrie's platform to sit and talk and get his ideas out and get the things that he's thinking about that he feels like he's being silenced for out.
I think he felt like it was a relationship there.
He's done it before, sat down, kicked it with him.
obviously it's on revolt
there's a relationship there with Puff
it's Duce and
and Acese
all over the table
that's Jay
Yeah
I mean he just feels like you know
This is
These are my brothers
This is my culture
I can come here
I can it's safe
I can talk
I can get my shit off
I just think that
You know
It's so many other people
That he's rubbing the wrong way
With the words that he's saying
That are now coming down
On a Norrie
or Maverick Carter
and I'm saying like
no we can't put those
those words out we can't put that type of speech out
yeah in a way
I understand it but in the other way
on the flip side it's also fucked up at the same time
because again I don't think that
I don't look at Kanye like he's spewing hate
and he's spewing venom and he's spewing
I think that his his
ideas and some of lot of his ideas
and the things that he's talking about
he wants to do and, you know, owning things and, you know, changing the curriculum in schools
and what we teach our kids from young and how we raise them. I understand all of that. But at the
same time, you have to understand how a lot of the things you're saying as well, like you said,
the George Floyd thing will offend people. This is somebody that has a family that has people
that love him. And at that point, it's not freedom of speech. It's, it's accurate information
that you're not playing. There's a facts that are out there that is like, listen,
These are the facts.
You're showing irresponsible things at that point.
So it's not a freedom of speech part.
And listen,
Norrie made a mistake.
He's admitting to it.
I see everyone's still killing him.
Like,
you knew what he was doing.
Look at the way he was promoting it.
Well,
he has a different perspective now.
So.
Yeah, but see,
I have to allow people to have,
hold on.
If you don't think it's genuine,
I think it's genuine,
because I know Norrie as a human being
and as a person
and I think he's a really good dude.
And I believe him.
All that's great.
All that's great.
What I'm saying is,
did Nori make a mistake
or did Nori just seeing
the backlash from it?
feeling like I have to apologize because people were offended.
I think he knew what was going to happen.
You think he knew what was going to happen as soon as he put it up.
If you're there, you're hearing about to do this whole George Floyd thing, period, just that section on itself.
You have the choice ultimately just like how we do as a show that keep a piece in or out.
And especially if this content was what, three hours?
Yeah.
You need that.
Or like Rory said, offer some pushback.
So, yo, you know, the facts are the autopsy revealed.
Yeah.
The doctors confirmed.
I think if you know Kanye and everything he's been spewing over the last few weeks last year or whatever,
you should, journalists or not, come prepared and have an idea of what you think Kanye West is going to say
and have some stuff in your head ready to go.
Just have the facts.
I'm not saying you've got to be fucking Ed Bradley.
Listen, just have the truth waiting.
Like, well, cool, Kanye.
But the fact is, the truth is these are what the doctors confirmed.
This is what the autopsy confirmed.
You understand?
I'm saying, yes, he had fentanyl in the system.
Yes, he had heart disease.
And yes, fentanyl is a huge problem in America.
But that's not why he died.
But the cause of his death, if that officer was not kneeling on his neck,
it's a pretty good chance George Floyd is still here with us today.
Now, I know I have my Norie cape on right now.
Let me take it off for a second.
I do think Norie has seen what happened with Alex Jones
and having to pay a billion dollars for the things that were said
they were inaccurate with the Sandy Hook situation.
And even though Norie didn't say the inaccurate things, it was on his platform.
And there was reports that George Floyd's estate's lawyer was looking to possibly sue
Connie and West for the things that he was saying, which may make Noir responsible somewhere.
So let's get on this apology tour.
Yeah.
I mean, you got to realize your mistakes firsthand.
And it's interesting, I forgot, was it, did you just say, or maybe Edna just said, is he
realizing the pushback now and that's why he's apologized.
Yeah, I don't think Norrie apologizes if he doesn't get these tweets and people saying they're offended and
rumlins of George Floyd's family getting ready to sue Kanye.
I don't think that Norrie wakes up and is apologizing and isn't speaking to.
No, he's probably saying, look at the numbers.
Yeah, like he's not doing it.
Well, clearly he's only looking at the numbers because look at this tweet.
My interview got more reviews in football.
Ha, and I think that's before he actually looked at what the comments were.
Two hours later he said, oh, I'm sorry.
My bad.
I fucked up.
He was just looking at numbers.
Can I ask you a question?
He's not sorry about having Kanye on his platform.
Can I ask you all the question?
Maybe not even Nory related.
Is it possible, though, when you do something and don't think it's wrong?
And then you realize how much it hurts people that you were wrong.
And now you do realize, oh, I fucked up because you see people's reactions.
Is there what?
Because the internet doesn't allow it.
It's like, anytime someone comes out, like, oh, you're sorry just because you're about to get canceled.
You're sorry because you see everyone killing you.
Yeah, I may actually be sorry now because I realized how much this has hurt people.
And I didn't realize.
And I'm stupid for not realizing this is going to hurt people.
The one thing that I think that he's apologizing for is the George Floyd.
Yeah, for sure.
I don't think anything else in that three hour, three and a half hours sit down with Kanye.
I don't think Norie is apologizing for.
I think it's just that part of what Kanye said about George Floyd.
I think that's what Norie is like, yeah, we should have either offered the facts, put the facts
in front of him and offer some pushback
or just deleted that part of
the episode.
But either way,
you know, I don't think that
Norrie is going to close his doors to Kanye West.
Also, I think a lot of the
Virgil stuff as well
insinuating that they may not know how
Virgil passed. Like Virgil's a family, man.
Yeah, and watch him deal with cancer for quite some time.
And friends close to him have already, you know,
text Kanye.
It wasn't just the job.
George Floyd's
about him.
Of nasty things
that I felt Kanye was saying.
Listen,
it's very dangerous.
Is Walt Disney a Jewish company?
I thought Walt Disney
hated Jewish people.
He was anti-sematic.
So when he said Walt Disney's a Jewish platform,
I'm like, really?
I have to look that one up.
Yay.
Listen, man,
Kanye is somebody that,
you know,
when you have
the ego and now you have the capital
to fund
and fuel that ego,
it's going to be times
where you do and say things that is going to just rub people the wrong way and, you know,
you're the richest black man in American history.
You know, that's a title that is very heavy.
It's a lot that comes with that.
But then you're also talking about somebody that before they were the richest black man
in American history, they felt like they was the richest black man in American history.
And they acted like they were the richest black man in American history.
So now, you know, you have the capital, you have these things, you have all this access,
you have, you know, all of these things within your reach
and you get to a point where you feel invincible.
You feel like, I'm on top of the world.
There's nothing I can't get canceled.
I can say what I want.
And I'll just, you're going to cancel me over here?
I'll go by, what's the name of the platform?
Parlay.
Parlor.
Parlor.
Parlor.
I go by Parlor.
If they want to delete me off Instagram,
and delete me off Twitter,
okay, I'll just buy my own social media platform and get my shit off.
It's what Trump did too.
But the thing about that is one day you'll turn around and you look up and it's not going to be
anybody here.
That social media platform is
Probably nuts.
Yeah.
But again,
I see the old call duty lobbies.
How many of us are on that?
It's like every online video game ever.
We don't support that.
I don't have an account on the air.
I don't,
you know what I mean?
So it's kind of like,
I do not.
Yeah,
you're going to look up one day
and the people that got you to where you are
and supported you your whole way there,
they're not going to be there to support you anymore.
And, you know, I get it.
Having capital, having money, all that is great.
But if, you know, you don't have the support of your own people and,
you know, what do you really have?
So I just think that Kanye needs to, you know, take some time away from the stage and the platforms and the camera.
And, you know, if you really want to get into, you know, he's speaking freedom, freedom, which I'm with, you know, you're trying to, you know, want creatives and artists to be free.
And listen, I support that idea.
I support that, I support that energy all day.
But I think there's a different way to do it.
I think there's a quieter way of doing it in a way where you don't rub people the wrong way and disrespect people and their legacies.
So prayers to Kanye.
And hopefully, you know, you can make some of the things that you said and you put out there some of the energy.
You can make it right.
I hope that he reaches out to George Floyd's family.
I hope that he doesn't.
You hope that he just shuts the fuck up about anything George Floyd related.
No, no, no.
I don't want him to do anything public.
I think that he does owe them a conversation and an apology and things like that.
I don't want to hear about it.
I don't want to hear what he, the conversation.
I don't want no cameras to be there, none of that.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't be at the expense of the death.
I didn't even watch, I didn't even watch this.
Like, I didn't watch this drink champs thing.
I saw certain clips.
I made it about an hour and some changing.
And then I was just like, all right, he's just, you know, he's on this shit, man.
Nobody can't tell him nothing.
He said, I'm, when he said I'm Michael, all of them, I said even Myers?
Michael, Jordan Jackson.
I was like,
ask him.
Like, yo, yeah, you, all the Michaels?
All right.
But mostly the godfather.
Colio.
Yes, yes.
All right.
I didn't see the resemblance, but listen, man, I get it.
I get it.
I understand, man.
You know, this is the, this is the, this is the, this is the prototypical, the kid that was picked on.
The kid that had the best basketball, but nobody picked him to play at the park.
Damn.
He now owns.
You think that's, yeah?
Oh, 100.
Oh, I definitely think there's some elements in there of it.
Oh, he couldn't wait for this moment in his life.
Like, are you kidding me?
Like, this is who Kanye always felt like, even the documentary.
He always felt like he was the one that was like, okay, but there's, I think he was the cool nerd.
I don't think, I don't think he was the nerd nerd nerd.
No, no, no, he was cool.
Like, he's a nerd with taste and like, talent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was cool.
He had talent.
He's not just some herb.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, he wasn't the herb, but it was, it was like, you know, you could tell that he got herbed in his life.
Oh, for sure.
Because now when he's like, everybody shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
He's been waiting to say that.
I don't know, man.
I, uh, I got, I got nothing anymore.
I know it's supposed to podcast.
Every day.
Just look at everything.
I don't even know anymore.
Listen, I'm telling you, bro.
I got nothing, man.
Yeah, listen, I honestly stayed home, right, this weekend.
And my, the one thought that kept coming back to me over and over was, what the fuck is going on, man.
I know as podcasters, it is our responsibility to our listenership to have opinions, views, perspective, on everything going on.
But sometimes I really look at this shit and I go, I got nothing.
I don't know.
I don't know what to say sometimes.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what the fuck is going on, man.
I just know that every day we wake up, it feels like we're in a race to see who's going to do or say the wildest shit.
I mean, he couldn't get weirder than this, right?
Oh, I know it's got a lot.
I didn't think so.
I don't even think we've opened the door yet.
I thought we were like, oh, yeah, these two, oh, no, they're going to get, we're, like,
really safe out here at this point compared to what's going on.
Oh, yeah.
Like, it's some wild shit going on, and I'm just, I don't know.
I mean, some of it is entertaining, but a lot of it is scary because you're like, all right, bro, where does this end?
The election hasn't even started.
Oh, God.
Well, speaking of elections, I think we can push into politics.
Oh, that wasn't.
It was going to say, it was going to say.
It was going to say it was.
this is a rollout
we'll see what Kanye does for his
a congressional candidate
from New York
put out a 13 minute sex tape
on Pornhub to promote his sex
positive agenda
and the legalization of prostitution
Wait like it leaked like
The Republicans leaked it or something
He intentionally put out a video
of him in a hole
In a hotel room
To promote his candidacy
In New York's 12th district
I thought this would be a southern move
This is a very, it says in our state.
Mike Ick is a third party liberal candidate in New York's 12 district and current major in the U.S. Army Reserve is running to unseat Jerry Nadler in November, having achieved ballot access in September.
Okay, so when do we vote for this guy?
Because he's got, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
One of his key campaign issues is decriminalization of sex work.
So to promote it, he participated in an adult film, which he posted to the sex site porn hub on his own account.
Okay.
He's got his own account.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
This is a guy.
This is a doer.
Yeah, yeah.
This is not a politician that just talks.
He walks.
Yeah, yeah.
He walks.
He's walking to walk.
All right.
In his defense, we, one of our biggest criticisms of politicians, all they do is talk.
They never, you know, they never get out there and touch the people.
They never lift their sleeves up and really get to shit they're talking about.
And get dirty.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I've never seen Eric Adams with a blicky.
Never.
But this guy.
Yeah.
This guy here, he's promoting.
He wants to decriminalize.
sex work.
So let me do.
Let me fuck a sex worker.
Fucked.
Oh,
the sky's the limit with this guy.
You think she did it for the look
or did he pay her?
She did it for the cash,
man.
I don't know.
She doesn't care.
You never know what this way.
She doesn't care who this guy is.
She probably was just a regular chick
that he had been having sex with
and she was like,
yeah, you want to film it?
Okay, whatever.
Just pay me.
Like, she doesn't give a fuck.
Wait, hold on.
His bio is not married,
no kids, not celibate, atheist.
He's got my vote.
It's like a Twitter,
Team no kids.
Look at this show.
Look at the world we live.
Itis then walks into the scene and clarifies that the two have been tested for STDs and established a safe word.
Stop.
I love that safe word.
Stop.
Hey, stop doing that.
Stop putting out porn to promote your political campaign.
This is a...
The woman has a...
Sage has an only fan's account and posts regular...
She posts regularly on Instagram and Snapchat describing herself as your naughty online girlfriend.
I love a good naughty online girlfriend.
I hope she's not cheating on Ithaca over here or whatever his name is.
Ithaca.
Is that not his name?
Mike Ithaca.
Mike Ickis.
I don't know when Mike, I'm supposed to vote for you, but you got my vote.
So the film is the film.
The film is titled Bucket List Bonanza.
What's the acting like?
Did they give us a scenario?
should we watch it?
She's like, oh, I've always wanted to.
That was the fucking porcel.
No, bucketless bonanza was the first time
the Cornell graduate
has ever performed on film.
I told you, Ithaca.
Yeah.
I'm very much an introvert.
I can tell.
I'm kind of a nerd who doesn't like
to be the center of attention.
I can also tell.
You just leaked your own.
If I can avoid it.
But I thought the issues I'm trying to address
are so important.
I wanted to have my issues talked about
in some way.
I mean, yeah, listen.
SDDs are a problem.
Consent is a problem.
I see what he's doing here.
I think he one take it
or he shot multiple?
Yuck.
Did he do the...
What's shorty from Love and Hip Hop
that claimed her sex tape was taken
by TSA, except the
camera angles were moving, and there was...
What's her name?
Stevie J's X.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, um, um, oh, I'm so...
Mimi.
Yes.
Yes.
Their private sex tape that TSA took.
Yeah.
The VHS tape that TSA was like,
oh, the camera got walking around,
recorded in the room.
I know.
These people are weird.
Julian, I'm not sure if you have a porn hub account.
I'm sure he does.
Well, listen, Mike...
I am a little, I am a little curious.
to see what type of scenario they sent out.
They said, you want to see Mike's work?
Why not?
Listen, we have to figure out what our politicians really stand for.
Do you not care about politics?
You're part of the problem.
See, that's what it is.
You don't really care about.
I'm not using my vote.
Hey, I'm voter die.
I need to see this.
What is this slogan?
I know we've gone far when we're looking at pointhub.com altogether as a family.
Listen, it's already in my algorithms.
This Wi-Fi is fine.
I just want to know what the bucket list was.
Oh, there you go.
I just want to know what the scenario was.
Is that her a butt?
I thought that was a wound.
Directed by it.
It was directed by her, too.
Talk about a multi-talent.
She's the next Walt Disney.
She's the next.
I just want to see his thumbnail photo.
Look at the two of them.
Oh, that's a cute.
This is the consent part.
I like this.
Great.
This is either a porn or the beginning of like an ISIS
captive video.
I'm about to say, it's funny that it's all pitch black
when she's saying no one has forced me to do this.
No, this can't be how it's playing.
You're supposed to see video at this point.
There's something wrong with the video.
It's blocking the video.
Oh, you didn't pay your bill?
Yeah.
If you are having issues with video playback, please try to dis-
Oh, you probably have an ad blocker.
I don't know how to take that off for Pornhub.
Easy.
Oh, hit always.
Don't just hit once.
Yeah, yeah, like he's not going back.
Like, he won't be back.
You already have a recommended section of your Pornhub.
Oh.
What is this, your lady doing?
Oh, this is just an ad.
Oh.
He doesn't pay for the pre-enact.
you. Okay. No ads.
There you go. This is sick.
Yo.
That's a real American hero right there.
I can't wait to have to clip grab this later.
I am aware that I'm about to perform in a non-condem boy-girl scene.
Really thought about that one.
Look at Mike. Look at Mike. Look at Mike.
Stalling a little sugar.
You know you got to start with a little sugar. I don't want to see this anymore.
You got to start with a little sugar.
I would have no problem with them fucking.
I don't watch to make it off.
Go halfway in, Julian.
Those are the halfway point.
Go to the halfway.
Yeah, go to there.
Look at Mike.
Look at Mike going crazy.
No, we're not doing it.
We're not doing this stuff.
Yeah, Mike, eat the box.
Mike's the money.
This is somebody.
Somebody did this for votes.
Yeah.
This is a simulation.
I can't vote for this guy, man.
Why not?
I can't vote for this guy.
He's going crazy.
And they cuddled afterwards.
What a man.
They do a post game interview.
Oh, I definitely want to go the post game.
Steve A, Steve A comes on
Where do you feel you lacked, Mike?
Pabastrous
Oh no, they get to it again.
Like that was just the first round.
Yeah, got Mike fucked up.
Is that the Mondra?
More sugar.
Please don't mind.
Yeah, lunch.
Yo, this is sick.
This is for votes.
Yo, this is all to vote for somebody
in the upcoming election.
I just feel like I watch this and now I understand consent.
Thanks, Mike.
Now I understand consent.
I didn't before.
Yeah, thank you, Mike.
You're doing a great job.
This is the sickest shit ever.
I'm telling you, this is, we're in a simulation.
Like, look at what, this guy would have been arrested for this years ago.
Okay, if this works, does Trump leak his with Stormy Daniels or whatever in his?
Oh, no, Trump is not leaking that.
He would never leak that.
Trump got a micro dick.
That shit might be mad.
I don't know whether some shit can do with that.
I don't know.
Are you saying, like, metaphorically, the way he behaves or like, I mean, he gives that energy.
go crazy on stormy.
Anatomically.
The comments are great.
I feel like that's a Kanye word.
Someone goes,
yo,
like they're trying to anatomically me right now.
Someone said,
man,
I was hoping for more action.
From Mike?
Yeah.
Come on,
Mike didn't commit the way
I thought he was going to.
You know how sick you got to be
to leave a comment under a porn video?
No,
you got to be a different type of...
You have to have an account
and everything.
Yeah, you have to be a different type of dude.
This is an elite comment.
Okay, what's even crazy?
Leaving a comment.
Or replying to somebody's comment.
He goes, the camera angles suck and no money shot.
Come on, man.
What's the money shot?
If you want to run for Congress,
learn how to fuck one person before you try to fucking know it.
That's a bar.
That's hilarious.
This is the worst point I've ever seen.
However, it is the best political ad I've ever seen.
I'm willing.
True.
However.
Look at the dude right on.
The bad fuck.
She faked it.
Bless her soul.
Come on, Mike.
Oh, my God.
Mike, Mike, I don't know if we'll be voting for you after that,
after that video, man.
You didn't take it a pound town or you should have, man.
That's a Republican would have.
Yeah, Republican would have.
And then he would have made her keep the baby.
Yeah, exactly.
He would have took control of that body.
1,000% of Republicans would have made to keep the baby.
That is some sick.
We are living in a simulation.
I'm telling you.
You know how we've said that politics looks like an S&L sketch at this point?
Have you ever seen the movie, The Campaign, with a Will
Oh my God.
Go watch that now and watch what's going on.
It seems so long.
It's not a joke anymore.
It's not.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
He put out a sex tape during his...
The shit we used to throw in movies and joke about to make funny.
Like, oh, that would never...
It's happening.
It's all happening.
We tried to impeach Bill Clinton for a video we didn't see.
Yeah.
Now part of the campaign is like, yo, look at the way I get my dick sucked.
I am an American.
This is crazy.
Yeah, I don't know, Mike.
I don't think we'll be voting for you.
And other news, though
What are his other policies?
That's leading
No, no, that's sex workers.
Doggy, missionary.
That's what he's here for.
He's here to make sure sex work
is decriminalized.
Gotcha.
He wants the holes to get paid.
There's an increase in rat population.
I could have told you that, Julian.
Them niggas are uptown snitching.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone's telling Julian.
Let me tell you something, man.
Niggas is snitching left, right?
It's not, it's almost,
you almost surreal if you don't.
It's like, now it's like,
like it's a surprise when you don't snitch.
It's insane. It's like, oh, he didn't rat.
Like, that's what he's supposed to do,
not rat. Now you get, like, applauded for this.
It's a funny picture. It's crazy. But NYC has been
plagued with... Oh, scroll up.
I'm sorry, Julian. The other way.
Pause. Yeah. The mic way.
NYC has been plagued with large increase in rat
sightings. New York City data shows
rat sightings have spiked.
According to Fox 5, rodent sightings are up
70% from the same time two years ago.
Hold on. Can we... How do they get these stats?
Who is reporting the rat...
The rat sightings that have increased.
The same rat 200 times.
How do you know that's a dissar a sighting?
Can someone explain to me because I'm stupid like the last time I talked about the dinosaurs and
then the guy on TikTok explained it to me?
Oh my God.
How does data exist?
Like where, how do they get these stats?
Who is, who are they calling up in the city going?
How many rats have you seen today?
Rats busters.
And they're like, well, it's actually increased.
Thank you for calling me.
Yeah.
I'm on the A line at the platform and I've seen about 40.
Like is there a number to text when you're waiting for the A?
the multi uh the
here it is
here's where you can submit
more than 21,500
sightings were reported to the big
Apple's 3-1-1 service request line
who's calling on rats
so they're ratting on rats
you're like yo
my man rats are sitting here like yo
the rats are being ratted on
I just saw three outside of last lap
hey if you see something say something
I just saw something
I just saw three outside of last lap.
And he's not talking about rodent.
No, absolutely not.
Mad rax in last lap.
I've been rattled on in last lap.
Go to the inside.
He just ordered a barterina.
I'm calling, yeah, I'm not calling 911 for the rats.
I'm calling, you know, every time I see a snitch, I'm calling 311.
Listen, this niggas right here.
He puts some good niggas away, man.
It's an increase in Moscow Mule orders at last lap.
Yo, oh my God.
You got to be a different type of lonely to call 3 and want to say you just saw a rat outside.
What the fuck is going on, man?
However, according to Fox 5, experts say the investment in, what is that?
Mitigation.
Mitigation is not nearly enough.
What experts did they consult with?
This is why I hate stats.
Yo, listen, bro.
And like, when news channels do this shit.
Not why you hate rats, why you hate stats?
Yes.
Stats and rats.
Any time the news channel puts out stats, it's like, well, viewers, like, no, the people that
watch your show said this.
This is not American.
18,000, 6101 rat calls.
And you know why I hate this?
How did they get to 601?
Like, that's a very specific number.
Like, y'all are counting the same rat 12 times, man.
That's the same rat you saw an hour ago.
The reason why I hate this is because people just love to say how dirty New York.
Isn't I agree with them?
It's fucking filthy.
It stinks.
It's fucking rat.
But you learn the Olympic sidewalks as a New Yorker.
You know when you see certain garbage piles, you're like, I'm not walking.
I'm walking in the street.
Like, I'm not walking past that pile of garbage.
We know that they're in there.
You can hear them.
You can hear them looking for dinner.
At lunch.
But this, calling 311 to report a rat sighting is absolutely the funniest shit I've read in a long time.
I feel like the people that dial 311 to talk about rats are the ones that comment on porn up.
Absolutely.
Same person.
It's just the same person.
Things that are just oddly
It's the same fucking connected person.
You're not living in New York and calling for rent.
Those are people visiting.
Yeah, no.
You definitely not calling 3-1 because you saw a rat in New York.
Oh, man.
I guess we can get it to music, man.
Speaking of rats.
Okay.
Yeah.
What are you going?
What are you going to follow up with that?
I was going to say you're on your own for this one.
Speaking of rats.
Listen, Kahn.
Listen.
y'all don't think it's crazy that conje called meek of fed
because he took a deal
yo nobody's like nobody is like
bro that was the craziest shit in the world
I mean I was like wait I understand
he said some crazy shit in that sit down
but he called meek a fed
I was like wait I was home alone
when I heard that and I looked around like
you ain't do the science
like yo what
oh man this is the crazy shit ever
The numbers are in on Little Baby's album.
It's on me.
A little baby projected to sell between
185 to 210K.
Congrats.
That's crazy right now.
Congrats to Little Baby.
Those are some great fucking numbers.
What do you think about the project?
I know I know that's like...
This was quietly...
I didn't voice it, but this was quietly
one of the albums that I was really looking forward to this year.
Okay.
Because, number one, I like Little Baby.
A music aside.
I just like every time I see an interview with him,
his documentary
you know I like
I like Little Baby
I like him
I like the shit that he stands for
I like you know
the way he thinks
it's very similar
I know that type of
type of energy
but um
the album because I'm hearing a lot of things
that's coming a little baby
you know the comparisons
he's the jazy of his generation
a lot of other things that
no I've just been reading on the line
seeing like modern day oomatic
yeah I'm like oh okay
I'm like so I need to hit
it has to
be in the music now.
Yeah.
This album I was looking forward to, and he didn't disappoint.
I don't think that he elevated to another level.
I think that he's, this is a consistent album.
This is who little baby is.
He's still rapping really, really well, a lot better than I expected, honestly.
A lot of dope lines.
The music is good.
I like the features.
I like the join with the Dood Friday, even though he sounds like the weekend,
which is, I don't know if that's purposely done.
He's been on some good futures lately, though.
Yeah.
The joint with him in Future.
The joint with him in ESTG.
I thought you know I fuck with ESTG.
That record is dope.
California Breeze.
That seems to be a big favorite.
I love the, what's the record?
Not Never Hating.
Not finished.
A bunch of bars on there, getting this shit off talking this shit.
I like the project.
Is that featuring Mike Ithaca?
Not finished?
Oh, Mike Ickis?
Funny to me, fuck y'all.
I don't care.
It's funny to me.
I'm here to make myself laugh and that's it.
I don't think Mike Ike's at all.
He didn't think he had time to submit his verse.
Poorly time joke?
Yeah, I'll take it.
But I like the project.
I came in earlier.
I told Julian, I said, y'all like the album though.
It's a good album.
It's a good album.
I'm not disappointed.
And that's all I was hoping for.
I was just like, please don't disappoint me with this project.
And he did not disappoint.
I don't think I'm the right person to like give.
an accurate review on this album.
I like, I like, all right, out of this type of hip hop,
little baby's probably my favorite out of this type,
this genre of hip hop.
Who else is in that category?
All the kids now.
He's the top of the kids to me.
Pause.
To me, it's to me.
I don't know if that should be paused.
How old is little baby?
Can we find out how old is?
25.
Nah, I think he got it.
He's 27.
27.
He'll be 28.
And he'll be 28 this December.
He was born.
He is almost Jay-Z.
His birthday is December 3rd.
Wow.
So, yeah.
I get it.
That's where you thought.
Now you get the comparison.
I get one and I say that now.
I think baby is the best out of the new generation.
I do like Little Baby,
but I am aware of that type of hip-hop I typically go for
and 23 records of this.
Like, I love Little Baby on a feature.
Like, I love a Little Baby verse.
I don't know if I'm the right.
person that should accurately
or am I the audience
to review a 23-track
little baby album.
I did listen to it.
I liked it.
I'm going to go with you on the same part.
He stayed in his pocket.
His pocket works.
Yeah, he didn't disappoint.
Listen, the shit is working.
You don't have to change it.
It sounds great.
I think it's a good album.
I get the units of doing.
I see the people that really fuck with this type of hip-hop
really liking it on socials.
So he did his job.
Fucking 210 units is insane.
Shout to baby.
If this is the leader of the new hip-hop shit, you're never going to hear a complaint for me.
I think he's talented.
I just know the type of music.
I like to listen to him.
I fuck with, like I said, it's not away from the music.
I just like Little Baby.
I like, you know, anytime he has an interview, he's talking, you know, the documentary especially.
I just like Little Baby.
I'm rooting for him.
Again, this.
Same shit with kids.
QC, I think, is the most important hip hop label, period right now.
Doesn't mean all the acts they put out are for me.
But I understand the importance and I like them and love what they're doing.
Little Baby is very similar in that I like what he's doing.
It's probably not directed for me, but I get it.
It's my, he's talking shit.
Yeah.
I like when rappers talk shit and pop shit, but then when you see them in real life, you know,
you see interviews, it's like, okay, it matches.
It adds up.
It's not like you're just talking it and then you see a dude in real life.
He was like, oh, yeah, he can't just talk.
Everyone's listening to this shit.
I saw plenty of people that I fuck with music taste say there's not a skip on the shit
and they really love it.
So I didn't get a chance to listen to T. Grizzly's project yet, but I did see a lot of good reviews of it.
Another person I like.
Yeah, fuck with T. Grizzly.
I think he went in a unique way with the chapters and all that.
So I'll be back next episode after I do listen to it.
Julian keeps telling me to listen to Cuevo and, I mean, Unc and Few.
Unconfused project only built for Infinity Links.
It's cool.
So I'm going to listen to it because Julian is voucher for.
He says it's a really good project.
And that's generally not my type of music.
But I like what they did.
And they did some old records justice.
I know we played the one, the flip.
It's 35K first week.
Is that a flop for them?
Well, that's what I wanted to ask you guys.
So Culture 3 comparatively sold 130, I believe, 138,000.
Different time, different energy.
Different time, bigger moment.
Got that.
Also different how they did sales at that time.
This is 2021.
I think even at Culture 3, they were counting singles towards your first week numbers.
Oh, you're right.
So I don't think 35K now is kind of the norm because they took that away.
Like things aren't selling terribly the way they appear they are.
There's just the rules change on so much stuff that you're getting more pure sales than anything right now.
So you can't compare culture three to these numbers regardless.
Obviously, Migos is going to sell more than just the two of them.
And that series of culture one, two, and then you do culture three, it's going to sell.
Yeah, it's a moment from other cultures.
And it's just, you know, that's part of it, man.
When you, you know, you're rebranding and people fall in love with the Migos.
And now it's just two of the three members.
members doing a project.
So yeah, this is not, I would say this is a,
this is a respectable number.
Well, when offset inevitably drops his solo project,
do you, if he goes below this number or above this number,
what do you think that does for their whole separation?
It depends how he does it.
Like if he catches one with Cardi or catches one, it could be different.
If offset drop and he do a little bit,
baby numbers.
Listen,
that's crazy.
Yeah, that would be crazy.
We're going to have
a whole different conversation.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't think people realize
how crazy 185 to 210 right now in 2020 is.
That's nuts.
No,
little bit.
These are,
these are numbers that are now letting you know and solidifying that
little baby is one of them.
You have to start having the conversation that he is the hottest artist,
you know.
Remember when Astro World came out?
And we were like,
all right,
you have to start putting Travis in those conversations.
with those top three guys.
This, to me, is the same thing with baby.
Like, you have to, you have to say his name now.
He's proven it with actual statistics.
I want to see a little baby show.
I want to see him.
I didn't go to the show when they was here at the...
I would like to see the attendees of a little baby show.
At the guard.
As you know, he's bringing him out.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't go to the show at the garden.
I'm mad I didn't go because I should have went.
But I do want to see a little baby show.
I need to see...
I need to see what his stage show is like.
I need to see it.
So next time he got a show show some, I'm definitely going to catch it.
But shout out to it's on me, low baby, projected to do 185 to 210.
Big, big numbers.
Good project.
A lot of dope bars.
He talking that shit.
If I was one of those dudes that post pictures and needed captions, I would definitely have a lot of captions off of this album.
But I'm not one of those guys.
So I'll just slam something on the floor every time he says something that I agree.
Just anything that's something in your vicinity.
Like, talk that shit, nigger.
That's why I have these in that.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to throw it out across the number.
I got to get some, yeah, that's when I'm going to get some pillows and throw pillows.
That's why they call throw that shit out.
Like throw that shit at the TV.
Like, this young nigga talking that shit.
If you go to his show, do you guys, like, flick it up, do you think?
Flick it up, yuck.
I'm not a flick it up guy.
What if the photographer was like, yo, let me get a shot of you two?
Nah, I'm cool.
Like, you hit him and Ed.
You know what's funny?
That was me, Julian.
If I was to take a picture with me, Ed Sherry, the little baby, I would not even tell you.
I would just wait for it to hit the neck.
I wouldn't even tell you.
Because I want to see y'all reactions like, what the fuck?
What are you doing?
Also, taking a picture.
How would you wait for it to hit the net?
How?
Yeah, like you sit at the crib and like keep hitting refresh.
No, no, no.
I would wait for the back-to-back phone call.
You know somebody going to call back-to-back.
Like, I'm not going to answer and they're going to call right back.
Yeah, yeah.
The picture just dropped.
Oh, that's hitting the grip chat immediately.
And then you think something's really wrong.
And it's like, nah, I've just seen you with Sheen and Baby.
Sheen.
Sheen.
Col and Sheeer and Sheen is nest.
I just seen you with Sheen.
I'm like, Charlie?
How's he doing these days?
I haven't seen Charlie Sheen in a minute.
Happy birthday to jazz.
Yes.
I'm sorry. I just, I just, I just, I was like a Kanye rant.
No, no, no.
I'm going to start acting like, yeah, and I'm going to start throwing my random thoughts out there.
But why people don't realize how that threw me off.
We have up on the screen, Eminem turns 50 today.
So I was anticipating a happy birthday Eminem.
No, I'm going to say happy birthday jazz before I say happy birthday.
I agree with them.
And them didn't change my life.
Jazz did.
Jazz did.
Marshall Mathers L.P.
didn't take it there for you?
Absolutely.
I've never popped pills.
I've never,
I've never thought of my closet.
Kim didn't change your life.
Shit, though, never.
But shout out,
happy birthday of jazz,
Jasmine Brown,
our producer,
our sister,
our friend,
family.
Thank you for all that you do,
all that you've done.
You're amazing.
Thank you for taking a chance
on a black guy
and an Irish kid.
from Queens
when we didn't have to
we appreciate it
we love you thank you
and have fun
I don't know what the fuck
Jazz would be doing
on her birthday
hanging
I want to take
listen I met Jazz's
boyfriend right
yes
okay I met Jack
I'm like life partner
are they engaged
I don't know
I don't know
okay so let's just say boyfriend
we don't know
what he identifies as
yeah I don't want to put that on that man
sorry if I made it difficult
now that you have to
propose now
yeah anytime you bring that up
yeah it's like now you got to propose
So her partner.
Met her partner when we were in Philly.
Cool guy.
But I do want to take your girlfriend to a strip club and get tities thrown on her face her birthday.
I think that's fair.
I think Jazz would be down with that.
I think he would be down with going to watch it.
Titties in both of y'all faces.
They didn't, you know, we can leave and go home and do whatever we do.
The things that.
Well, they could be God-faring people and go home and pray.
They could do with the congressional candidate.
Mike?
Oh, my God.
Do the mic.
To the mic.
I will never do the mic
He wasn't represent
I can't vote for him
That's what you were doing
What politician you think like be fucking
I think Trump be fucking
Trump got the strokes
Oh I think Trump be getting some shit off
I think he'd be getting his shit off
I know how the way we view Trump
We think he's this old
Microw penis guy that Julius
I've never thought about his dick to be honest
I didn't either about it
But it's like micro you kind of get micro vibes
from Trump
Yes he definitely
Yeah
You kind of get Michael vibes.
The opposite of Lotto's little song that Nikki talked about.
He gives a little dick energy.
But happy birthday to Eminem as well.
He turned 50 today.
Happy birthday to Marshall Mathers.
Do you think M and Jazz would be celebrating similarly?
I think jazz might turn up more than M&M.
Eminem turn 50.
What Eminem do we have right now?
Do we have sobering?
This is sober.
Which I'm happy about.
All right, then yeah, he's not going to turn up to same way.
No, no, no.
He's going to keep the chill.
I feel like non-silber M would blow jazz out of the water.
Oh, my God.
Jazz would call 3-1-1.
If she had to party with a 25-year-old M-N-A?
Oh, she would call 3-1 immediately.
Which Duregg would M give him today for his birthday?
Powder blue.
Powder blue?
Definitely powder blue.
Ooh, with the Nietzsche Valor?
Have to.
You mean NYC?
Somebody told me that I was like, wait, what?
No, it blew my mind.
I was like, is that real?
I never even looked at it that way.
Okay.
So your happy birthday of Eminem, turning 50 years old today.
Rap icon, rap legend, one of the greatest rappers ever, without a doubt.
Black, white, Asian, whatever, it doesn't matter.
He's one of the greatest rappers to ever, ever, ever step in the move.
I agree.
Redeemed Team Doc.
Did y'all watch it?
Did you now feel the way I feel about Kobe?
Yes.
Well, I've always thought about Kobe.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
He's always been my number two.
Okay, good.
Who's your number one?
MJ.
Oh, okay.
I was watching something with Chris,
what's my guy's name?
Chris,
uh,
fuck.
I forgot his name from ESPN.
It was a clip online
and he was talking about
Rissard?
Chris Brissard.
And he was saying,
um,
Michael Jordan is not the number two
greatest player of all time
and he's definitely not number three.
And I was like,
okay,
I see what this is going.
And he broke down everything.
And he said,
um,
he's the only player
that dominions.
statistically and won, dominated by winning and individual performance.
LeBron is obviously dominated statistically.
He's going to be the all-time leading score NBA history.
Less than 1500.
Top five, I think, in assists, you know, top 10 in a whole bunch of other categories or
whatever.
But LeBron didn't dominate winning.
Michael Jordan has the same amount of rings as Kareem.
they both have six.
Bill Russell dominated winning with 11,
but he didn't dominate statistically.
So when Chris Broussard broke it down like that,
I said, okay, that's a great way of looking at it.
He dominated statistically,
and he has the rings to match.
So Brin has three.
I don't count that bubble ring.
And I'm a Lakers fan.
I just can't count that ring.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
I just can't, and I'm a Lakers fan.
It's hard for me to count that ring
because I know when these guys are,
all in their 50s and 60s
and they're sitting down talking about championships.
When LeBron put that bubble ring on the table,
it's going to be a whole different conversation.
He won the Taylor Rooks Bowl.
Yeah.
Damn.
It's like, come on, man.
Like, we can't count.
Are we really?
And I get it.
It was difficult for everybody.
It was a whole different dynamic for everybody.
It was the even for everybody.
But it's like, y'all stopped playing basketball for like maybe,
what, five months?
Yeah.
Like people were like
chilling at home,
pandemic with their families
and then they got to call
like okay we got to go to Orlando
and we're gonna stay at the resort
and like we're gonna just like
we're not locked in like that
that's that was now in hindsight
that is a crazy concept
It's just crazy bro like after the game
we leave we walk back to out
to the hotel area
and our kids are like in the pools
playing with each other like
your kid we just played against each other
my wife is sitting there talking
it's just not the
you know what weird scenario
it's just not
It wasn't the same, and I get it.
It was difficult for everybody.
So that's why people respect it.
But I don't think that Dame Lillit is going to be showing like that MVP bubble trophy anytime soon.
Like, Dame Lillel, he's not showing.
Like, you can't sit down with MJ and Braun when they start, and Steph Curry, when they start showing their league MVPs and then put the bubble, the bubble MVP on the table.
They're going to be like, a fan.
I get it.
You was hooping.
You had some great fucking games.
They even started saying you shoot better than stuff at one point.
It was just crazy shit going on.
But come on, man.
We know what it is.
I have a medal from the Disney sports complex.
Can I throw that on the table?
You can, but who's who you throw?
Who's at the table?
Other washed up track athletes that no one cares about?
And get your shit off.
Yeah, absolutely.
And this was pre-COVID.
Yeah, get your shit off.
No, get your shit off.
Damn.
It's just certain things I just can't.
I don't know.
It's a beautiful sports complex, by the way.
What?
That whole Orlando Disney.
They play at Disney or another one?
They played in Orlando.
It was the Disney resort.
Yeah, it's a great place.
So yeah, man.
Shout out to, I don't know.
Creed, three.
Shout to worry.
We're at the shout-out portion of the episode.
You just started to say, yo, shout to people.
I looked up and I'm seeing Michael B. Jordan with greasy shoulders and.
You can't run.
Yeah, like, you know.
The traps are trapping.
They put some sheen on his shoulders.
They put some Ed Shearing on them.
Yeah, you know, they put Ed Shearing on them.
Yeah, you know, they put Ed Shearing.
on him brush his hair.
You can tell you just took Durag off.
I know, I get it.
Who is this?
Oh, that's, um, what's his name?
Is that the guy from Rocky 3's son?
That looks like Apollo Creed.
Resurrection.
Listen, man, I don't.
Creed 3, March, was that?
March 3rd.
2023.
Jonathan Majors.
I didn't see Creed 2.
I don't even know if I saw Creed 1.
Yeah, shout out that.
Because didn't Michael B. Jordan direct this one?
I believe so
Well that's dope man good for him
Shout out to Creed 3
I watched the first two
So I feel like I'm inclined to watch three
And we support Michael B. Jordan
So is
Sylvester Stallone in this one too
Listen if Sylvester Stallone is in this one
And he doesn't die
They have to bring back Mick immediately
Yo
Immediately
Like like Rocky beat cancer
Like I get it
You beat the Russian
It was the whole thing between the USSR
And America
at that time. We get it.
You know, we understood with that movie we've ever seen it. You beat it.
You beat Clubberling.
Wasn't enough that we beat them in the space race.
Yeah, yeah. Rocky had to beat the Soviet.
And Rocky has to train in the mountains.
Yeah, like I'm going, I'm going to the cold and I'm going to run up,
mount whatever that was.
I liked Rocky for it. Sorry.
No, I like, I like Rocky for it too. That's one of the best rock, if not the best rock.
Oh, I thought most people think that's terrible.
The rut, when he fought Ivan Drago?
Yeah. That's probably the greatest Rocky ever.
Okay.
Yeah. Every time I've said that,
No, no, no, no. That's probably
the greatest Rocky. But, yeah,
this creed thing, before it even
comes out, I'm hoping this is the last one.
I think we can move away
from the creed thing. We get it. This is Apollo
Creed's son. He's a fighter now.
But I don't
think that we need a fourth
Creed. Yeah.
And I haven't seen three yet. But shout out to
Michael B. Jordan. If this is in fact
the directorial debut. Since he directed this one, maybe he
could like avenge Wallace's death.
and like Bodie and Pooke could be like sitting ringside and he just
just catch a little strike.
I get it.
I see what he's doing.
I'll get what you going.
Yeah.
Also back to shoutouts.
Shout out to Jordan Poole.
He did sign.
I was kind of premature last week when I said that the Warriors had that's
because I had information that I guess wasn't public yet, but whatever.
Oh, we broke the story?
I guess.
Exclusive.
I don't know what we leaked it anymore.
Jordan Poole signed a four-year $140 million extension with the Golden State Warriors.
We now know why Dr.
He punched him in his face.
Took some money out of his pocket.
Yeah, it took some money out of Draymond's wallet.
They won't have enough to handsomely pay Draymond.
I mean, I believe they gave Andrew Wiggins.
They signed him for an extension for $104 million as well over the weekend.
So, yeah, we now know why Jordan Poole received that right, that overhand right from
Draymond Green.
But shout out to Jordan Poole was worth it, man.
$140 million to get punched to your face, I'll take it.
I've been punched for free before.
Yeah.
That hurts a little more.
No, I had to pay.
A co-pay at the hospital.
The Yankees and the Guardians, Julian, game five tonight.
How did they land on the Guardians, by the way?
Listen, man, because they was, somebody said Indians were offensive.
No, I know that.
I know that part, but what are the guardian of the land we took?
I don't know.
Yeah.
They're still guarding it from the Native Americans?
Yeah, I don't know, man.
And what are the Washington football?
Also, what are you guarding in Cleveland?
The Washington football team.
No, I feel like, I think they picked a name this year.
The commanders.
Yeah, the commanders.
Yeah, the commanders.
That's what they landed on?
Yeah.
Which, I think the commanders were the troop that, that wiped out the redskins.
Jesus Christ.
That was the name of the platoon?
John Snow and the commanders.
John Snow.
Yankees, Guardians, Game Fox tonight.
What was his name in Pocahontas?
It wasn't John Snow.
I don't know.
At Yankee Stadium.
This series shouldn't even be.
be five games? No, I think it's in Cleveland.
No, it's not. It's here.
It's here. Yeah. Game five, winter, go home.
It shouldn't even went to five games, man. We should have won that game another night.
Eddn, if it doesn't rain, do you want to go?
I can't. I have to edit your show. Okay.
Yeah. You can edit at the stadium.
Okay. Wi-Fi's great.
Maybe we could save it for Patreon. This could be like a little teaser.
Edden posted a plan B in our group.
Okay. Over the weekends.
All right. Okay, so we'll put that in a bit.
Thanks. You can't edit that out.
You can't edit that out.
Thanks.
Fast hands edin over there.
Fast hands Edding.
Deonté Wilder knocked out some guy over the weekend.
I don't really count that.
That dude was a bum.
No, but he was due up to get his confidence back.
This was a tune-up fight, but it's like, come on, man.
You're going to fight a guy that looks exactly like the guy that beat your ass the last.
That's kind of funny.
Yeah, get your confidence.
Yeah, come on, man.
I get it.
He definitely not going to knock out that.
That was even that crazy.
That gypsy.
He said that gypsy?
Yeah, the gypsy.
The gypsy king.
Yeah.
The gypsy king.
He's not going to knock the gypsy king all like that.
That's not happening.
Anyway, shout out to Devin Haney fought this week until he won.
Also won.
Shout to Devin Haney.
The fight that I really cared about.
Caleb Plant.
Oh, yeah.
Shout to Caleb Plant.
My guy knocked, what's the dude's name?
Whatever his name is.
You know, the guy that got knocked out.
Knocked him the fuck out.
I'm glad.
I'm glad Caleb Plant got that knockout.
I'm glad he got that knockout.
Anthony Durrell.
Anthony Durrell.
I'm sorry.
Anthony Durrell.
Don't please don't be mad.
at me.
Oh, how's the call Caleb on you?
Yo, the insult after the knockout's crazy.
He started digging his grave.
I liked it.
It's boxing.
Yeah.
I liked it.
Do that shit.
Dig a grave.
All this shit talking before the fight.
All the shit, you know, leading up to it.
Look at that.
It is what it is.
Shout out the Caleb plant.
Oh.
Caught him with that left hook.
That's a good punch.
That's a real knockout.
Real knockout.
Anyways, go to sleep.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. That's when you're contemplating where the fuck you are right now.
I do want to see now that Caleb knocked Russell out.
I do want to see a Caleb plant Canello rematch.
Me too.
I'm with you.
I do.
I want to see that rematch.
Conello is.
I can see that mid next year.
Canelo might be a little underrated.
Do you feel like Canelo's underrated?
Yeah, I think so.
Absolutely.
I think Canello's a lot better than people think he is.
Like, I think he's a lot better than people think he is.
I think Canello gets his just due.
He deserves a little more.
I think, yeah, I think.
You deserve a little more.
I think Conello is a lot better than people.
Do you think, do you think because Ed Shearing is running around,
marketing himself better that that's why a lot gets taken away from him?
I don't know.
I think because you and I have a podcast that you're taking away from his, from Cano's life.
I don't think I am at all.
That's why he's not going to just fine.
The Astros won the longest playoff baseball game history.
I didn't.
I turned that shit off.
like the 10th inning.
I said, I'm not watching this shit.
Well, the Nicki Minaj and Lado back and forth did last longer than.
I promise you.
Six hour game, walk off home run to end the game.
Yeah, I watched like up until the 10th inning and I was like, I'm checking out.
Yeah.
I'm not watching this game.
LeBron and Brani are in a beats commercial.
Ronnie has an NIL deal with Beats now.
So crazy.
As well as Nike.
Listen, they're setting the play.
for them. They're setting the table for them.
This is built to happen.
I mean, it's beautiful to watch.
It's beautiful to watch. I can't, listen,
I'm telling you, I cannot wait.
I don't think they'll be on the same team.
I don't think the Lakers will have a draft pick that high when Brony comes in.
You can trade for him.
That's true.
The moment that could trade AD for.
Bronny, they should trade AD for him.
That's crazy.
That's nuts.
Yeah, that's nuts.
Why?
For Brony?
for trading AD for Brony
AD is very injury prone
Bro, I don't know how many games you're going to have him for
We've never seen Brony play a real game
We've never seen Ad play a real game
He played in the bubble
That was it
Yeah, yeah he did
That's the last time I remember seeing him play
He balled with the pelicans
It's been fucking quiet
The pelicans, he was a fucking animal
Well, we know that
No, but I love AD
I'm just talking shit
But I do hope he stays healthy this shit
Because without him
I watched the Lakers last preseason
The game against Sacramento
and the Lakers got their ass cooked.
I don't think Russell Westbrook will be there much longer.
No.
And again, Anthony Davis is a question mark.
Can he stay healthy?
And if we are asking our 20-year vet to still be the best player on the team,
we are in fucking trouble.
Yeah.
Did you see the Bronny and LeBron beats commercial?
Yeah.
You find it funny that a father and son playing basketball together wear headphones
so they don't have to talk to each other?
No, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Just rebound and passing me
the fucking game.
Changing the most beautiful
and stereotypical father-son thing possible.
Like, oh, let's play catch.
Let's shoot hoops together.
We're going to put on headphones.
Yeah, so I don't have to listen to you.
I don't want to hear what you're saying.
This is the worst fathering commercial I've ever fucking seen.
Yeah, I don't know why they didn't just put like a beats pill out there.
Oh, okay.
Oh, look at that.
Right?
Just put a beats pill right there by the court and just.
Or like training on opposite.
sides like against
this just felt like that father's son moment where maybe
he should give some guidance as a father like
hey let me talk to you about sex son shut up and dribble
don't or
that's what LeBron said at Brani
Put your headphones in and shut up
hip hop music plays
Or they could have did something where
I don't know maybe Brony is listening to a Lakers game
What?
I don't know I just felt like it was a weird direction
I saw what they were trying to do
I don't know listen to listen to a Lakers game
I don't know
But I get it's the whole beats pro thing
But then wouldn't LeBron not be there?
I don't know.
Look at John Elliott.
That's sure.
LeBron wouldn't be there.
So have it like, have it way like you show images of LeBron playing in an actual game.
And Brony in the backyard listening to the game.
Like he's, you know.
Is there a world where you guys think that, let's say, if Brony would be in another team, that LeBron would go there?
Yeah, absolutely.
For sure.
New York.
I think at that point just, at that point, LeBron just wants to be the first father, son,
to actually play together in the NBA.
Definitely.
I do want to see it.
I want to see it.
I want to see it.
Like if LeBron was to come to set a high screen for Brony,
and he rolled off and Brony throw a live to him and LeBron dunk that shit.
At 40-something-year-old?
Fire.
That's crazy.
Fire.
I don't think we'll ever see that again.
Nope.
Do you think there's more pressure?
Was there more pressure on LeBron or will there be more pressure on Brony?
Brony.
You think so?
Yeah.
Because they were calling LeBronie.
the savior of basketball
It was a junior in high school.
But LeBron is arguably the greatest basketball player ever.
I'm saying, but he delivered.
Brony, who's getting an attention based off more his father than his playing,
is now getting endorsement deals because he's the son,
which is fine with it.
He has to live up with his dad.
He has to be as good as his dad.
There's no chance.
There's no chance.
I don't see that.
I don't believe that.
He's averaging seven points a game.
That's why it's tougher for him.
because he has to follow his dad.
Okay, but I feel like a lot of the pressure
once everything is said and done,
let's say he doesn't do well in the NBA.
Everyone's be like, well, yeah,
he averaged seven in high school.
LeBron in high school is like he's going to...
This is on Max Preves?
Max Preves be lying, though.
The cap?
I don't think they lie about Bronny, though.
Nah, he's not.
You're not telling me that Bronny's averaging seven points a game
and already has recruits from Ohio State and Kentucky.
Like, that's sick.
25, 10, and 5.
In that game.
Yeah, I'm about say averaging 7.
Okay, but then what was he doing zero in all the other games?
You can't average 7.
That's what I'm saying.
That's not average.
No, he's not.
That said 2019.
That was an old.
Oh, yeah, no.
I know that's not true.
Isn't D. Wade, son, really good, too, if not better?
He's in the G League for the Utah Jazz.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's still there.
He was last year, I think.
I don't know if he's still there.
Did he go to college?
No.
He didn't go to college.
college. I'm sure you guys also saw. I don't think he did.
I don't think he was a college. Leangelo got dropped
from the Hornets.
They signed him for like.
Oh, Leangelo ball.
Leangelo ball. That's
the middle ball. Is that the middle ball?
Yeah, I think that's the middle ball. I hope that he
I hope that he lands on an NBA roster.
Yeah. That would be dope to see two.
Like all three. All three of them.
Like make the league and
and stay on the roster.
Lamello is the one.
I was going to say.
The mellow is the one.
Lamello is the one.
Yeah, man, hopefully the Yankees get it done tonight.
If not, I'll be home crying.
Same.
We had a great year for nothing to lose in the first round.
Fucking sucks.
I got faith.
I got faith in them, too.
I think we get it done tonight.
The Guardians weren't supposed to win game three.
I don't know how we lost that in the ninth inning, but whatever.
Insane.
Again, we'll be in line in November 5th.
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What's the plans for the week, Rory?
Pardon.
Pardon. Pardon.
Pardon. Pond, not little lies away.
Yankees and Paden.
Pardon our little souls away.
All right, well, we'll be back Friday to talk to y'all, kicking with y'all.
Be safe, enjoy your week.
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