New Rory & MAL - Episode 113 | SORRY

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

First let’s address the elephant in the room. WE’RE SORRY…we’re so sorry. The Mixy Boys were out this weekend. First, the guys hit Ludlow House (Julian’s second home) to see the amazing Joyce Wrice. Then Rory ended up in the Bronx and linked with Eddin (in full bear costume). The Yankee’s took the L and so did classic art. Climate Change is real and so is the $10k a student stole from her grandma to give to her classmates. If you’re looking to save money Uber pool is an option to everyone except for Mal. Reading the room is an important life skill, unless you’re Alec Baldwin. Speaking of rooms we’d like to read, Doja Cat went topless at her 27th birthday party. This somehow led to Mal talking about types of showers. GKMC turns 10 and this instant classic spirals to a debate about Drake/Future vs. Drake/21 Savage. In other music news, Taylor Swift is breaking streaming records while Rory shares with us details about a show explaining Spotify’s rise. All can be seated after the Yankees are swept by the (cheating) Astros. In positive NY news, the Giants, Jets and Knicks won their last games. Mal’s Lakers are the second best team in their own city. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And we are coming to London's Earth Theater, November 5th. Yes. First time across the pond for me. I'm excited. Yes, I'm excited to not first time across the pond. First time going across the pond and people were actually waiting to see me. Yes. First time with a work visa.

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I love that record, Rory. That's Tony Fontana, three hit boy in currency. I like this. Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Moll podcast. I am all. I'm Rory. We are back, bro. Good morning.

Afternoon. Nighttime. Where may be in the world? Mid afternoon. Maybe 3 a.m. You're 3% Jewish or La Chayim. Yes. Thank you very much.

And shalom. We are back. So attacked lately. Feeling better this week. Kind of got over my slight head cold that I had. So I'm back on my about 90%. I get back in the game. I was shocked to see you in Ludlow House.

Yeah, I went out because I did tell Joyce that I would come out and, you know, talented Joyce Rice. Shout out to Joyce Rice. A project is really, really dope. I'm listening to it all weekend. So yeah, I went out to support and show love for her and her project. It's important that we support people that we like and talented people that are independent at that. So, Lutlo House was cool.

We had a very curb moment, I think, before Lutlo House. Because you and I, we recorded on what, Thursday night? Thursday night, Moll and I went with Joyce to an event. I won't even say the artist because I think we should make some type of sketch around this. Yeah. You ever try to industry right, but not industry rude? Right. That's exactly what it was.

I was trying not to industry rude. And so I was, hey, you want to come back and meet the person that performed who's a, who event it was. Yeah. I'll be honest with you, I didn't really want to. I think she's extremely talented. She's super dope.

She's probably one of my favorite new artists, but I didn't care. Like, at that point, be like, oh, love to perform. Like, what am I going to say to you? There's nothing really, oh, let's get on the show. And I just know how it is.

Once you, as soon as you get off stage, it's kind of like, you want to just kick it with people. At all. And then you just chill, do your thing. So we go, we go back there and we get put in the hallway outside of the green room,

which I also hate because one, green rooms are too small. And I hate being like, me and Maul just come in like, hey. Standing there, got to have conversations with everybody. So then she's not ready yet, just like Maul had said. Once you get offstage, male or female, you just need a second. You need to just, it's a lot. Yeah.

So then we have that awkward sit in the hallway bullshit where it kind of looks like Maul and I are the thirst buckets that are just standing outside the green room to get, to try to catch a look. Clambering outside the door. Yeah. But she is dope. And it would have been dope to, like, you know, just formally meet her and say, yo, you know what I mean, good luck and continue doing what you're doing. But it was just the way we were standing there.

It almost seemed like we were waiting for her. And it's like, yeah, we would love to meet her, but we don't have to meet her today right now this second. Like, you know what I mean? And then you're also forced to have whoever on their team to relay what your intentions and energy really is at the time. Because he's like, oh, let me go hurry her up. Like, let me go see if she's ready. And we didn't want to do that. Then he's going to walk in and be like, yo, I got Rory and Wilde here.

like they want to say what's up and then she's going to feel like uh okay like i got to hurry up and like meanwhile i didn't even want to be back here to begin with yeah it was one of this is one of those awkward like cool but it's like it's okay if we don't see her and say hello today like it's fine like we still support her yeah you know want to see her do do well but um then you forced forced to do the small talk with the management team who who i fuck with everything but it's like oh what was the last time we saw oh yeah it was at that that time like i just i don't ever want to and then you can't be like if They offered, you know, a nice Jeff's like, hey, you want to say what's up. Like I said, we all fan.

We know each other forever. You don't want to say no. In my head, in my head, I was like, no. I don't want to, that does. I don't want to do that at all. Not because you don't want to say hello to her and, but it's just like, I know how this goes. I know that scenario. You're not trying to really talk with me people.

But that was a little bit of a current moment. And then Rory kind of looked at me like, yeah, I'm ready to go. I think I'm going to leave. I was like, yeah, I'm right behind you. Let's get out of here. I don't want to do this to begin with. Yeah. But shout out to her.

I'm not going to say the name because I don't want her to think that, you know, we felt any type way. But eventually, I'm sure we'll meet her and we'll sit down and kick of her. Love to do an episode with her and that whole team. And I like that with the new artists on that label, they still keep some alleged gang members around. Keep them in tow. Got to keep a gang member in tow. She doesn't even make that type of music.

I'm like, why are there bounty hunters here? Yeah, but you got to keep the gang members in tow. You never know when you got to do gang shit. You know what I mean? Gang shit just pops off. I don't want to be around any gang. No, I feel you, but sometimes gang shit pops off. So it's good to have some gang gangsters around you.

Yeah. But we did that. We went out with Joyce and then I met the team at Ludlow House, Julian. His home, second home. Yeah. We was there for, I was there for like maybe, what, 45 minutes, maybe? It was quick. I just remember Maul not wanting to walk through the crowd to say hi to Joyce,

so I just had to walk him around. Yeah, because she was kind of like, you know, and I guess it was like a little stage area. and there's like, I don't want to walk through everybody that's standing right there in the front. And then Julian was like, no, it's a side door. You can go around. I was like, oh, great, let's do it.

Side door, said hello to Joyce, her team. And told her, like, I really do like the project, though. Really do like her EP's really, really good. So shout out to Joyce, man. How long did you guys stay at Ledlow? Because I left. I left right after you left. Oh, wow.

And me and Julian walked back to where we were standing by the bar and they said, yo, where we just left. I told Julian, yo, peace I'm out. And I left maybe 10, 15 minutes after him all left. Yeah. So I was a real quick, maybe 40 minutes was in there. I had a swollen hand. I'd been hanging out with Edin before. Like, it was my time to go. Yeah. I love Joyce, but it was time to go home. So Alex, Alex, Alex, WTF Studios. Yes. My guy.

He did what, uh, what you vegans do. Anytime someone like, he's not vegan, but okay. Anytime someone's like, oh, you know, taking the month off alcohol and then goes to a place where you drink alcohol, it's like, leave me alone, Alex. I love you to death. Don't tell me about sober October. Pussy. But he said he said he was. I love Alex too. Yeah, he said he feels great. But it's definitely kind of challenging, like not drinking, especially if you go out and you're being social.

And I respect. And we told about how. Do the cleanse, the discipline. I love all that. But it's just, I know down to the curb shit when you get put in situations. Yeah. What else is he supposed to do sober in a room that is open bar meant for alcohol to be consumed?

And that's exactly what we talk about. Yeah, man, you know, just just not drunk anymore. Yeah. He did that to me. He asked me what I wanted to drink. And I was like, oh, word. And then I was like, I would like. like tequila soda.

And then he goes, one tequila soda, one club soda. Yeah. I was like, clubbing what? He was like, I'm not drinking. I was like, why you got, don't offer me around if you're just drinking club, club soda, bro. But that's the thing. And we talked about how awkward it is to be out in a club or in, you know, social environment and not drinking.

It's like this was not, there's none of this that we do socially was designed for people that are not drinking. Right. Like, it's impossible to be in a club and enjoy yourself sober. Like, that's why I'm glad you can smoke in the clubs now. Yeah. it because it's like I got to be doing something like you know what I mean and you can't order red wine even though I would like to do that like if I go to a club like bring some red bottles of red wine

with the sparklers no why not I would do that I mean or just bring the wine like a flask with no no spark no sparkler like just you can just know what I'm just saying no I'm just saying like you'll bring me a whole bunch of cabanets like with sparklers no like when you go to those clubs that are designed for bottle service now like that's their entire business plan yeah they never have good wine because I usually try to order wine And it's like, all right, I don't mind paying a little more to get something that I'd like. But you are giving me the $12 bottle of wine for the same price as the Hennessy. Yeah.

And it's like, all right, I don't need that. I'm fine. Give me a glass. Yeah. You're not about to charge me $80 for a $12 bottle of wine. We did. That's a good idea. But then, you know, you realize you got the fucking purple mouth all night.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can't do red with social situations. Yeah, because we, I remember we was on the highlight room with Sean. Shout out to Sean. And we were leaving our Wally's. And he was like, y'all, I think I'm going to take some. bottles some bottles of this camis. Yeah.

We go to holl out. I was like, oh, I bet if you're doing that, then it's lit. And then I totally forgot like I saw some pictures for me that night. It looked like I was eating Barney out from the back. It just was bad. Oh my God. Yeah, it's just bad. That's funny. Yeah.

How come there isn't some type of invention? Maybe there is. And maybe we should patent it now before this episode goes out. There needs to be some type of mouthwash that like you can use as you go with red wine. That's straw. That you could like swallow balls. I mean, yeah, it's straw. I usually just...

Because water doesn't get it done. I'm about to say, I usually just like swig like some water, like, kind of like, rinse my mouth with water. Yeah. Like, as I'm sipping the wine, like, you know, just drink water right behind it. Sometimes that works, but you still get a little bit of the purple mouth. It is what it is. Maybe like a tide pod.

Okay. Anyway. I saw Rory today in the Bronx. I mean, today. I saw Rory this weekend in the Bronx. Yeah. Rory had texted me. I was in the crib, though, trying to, you know, just feel better.

He told me he was going to be in Bronx for a few hours getting, getting tatted up. Shout out to grin, man. Grin styles. My brother. How's Grynne doing? Grin is doing really, really good. How many more sessions I got love? I see you got your hand tatted now.

I mean, I don't know. Five, six, seven, eight, nine. It's never going to end. Oh, okay. You can get the whole body? Probably eventually. Okay. I don't know if I'd ever go above the neck per se.

Pause. But yeah, my body's not a temple. So like I really don't. I don't particularly, I've never really respected my body. So tattoos is not where I'm going to show the line. Your body is like the two train in the 80s. That's all. Oh, my God.

Just tattered up. Just tattered up. Listen, man. You know what I mean? I would do like the leg tat thing, but I'm so immature. I get, I get uncomfortable when my barber is shaping me up sometimes when he's this close. I could never imagine, like, if I wanted to get my thighs done, like, Grin would have to sit here. Yeah, like you have to spread your legs.

Yeah, like he would just be on my thigh. Yeah. Shaving your thigh. That too. Got to find a female tattoo artist for that. There you go. I suppose, yeah. Yeah, find a female tattoo, not to take no business away from Grin. I don't want to seem like I'm doing that.

But, you know what I mean? Just find a female tattoo artist. that's dope. Let her do the thighs. Yeah, I'm with it. Um, you gotta get tattoos at some point. I think we've talked about it. Ah, that window's closed, man. I'm 41, man. My first tat at 41 is, people are going to start going through a midlife crisis. You know that's what they're going to say. Am I going to tat now? Okay, well, everyone goes through some type of midlife crisis. That is true. It just depends on if it's a positive one or negative one. But you know, the only acceptable in our culture is for me to just start dating like really young

girls. Wait, that's acceptable? In our culture? Oh, yeah. That's acceptable? You know that's acceptable. Well, it was. Kelly, he kind of ruined that for all of the, he wasn't dating. drastically different in a he wasn't a 40 year old dating a 25 year old He wasn't a 40 year old trying to date a 15 year old Yeah But it was a time We could do you want to talk about that Because I R. Kelly

Not R Kelly, fuck R Kelly But like I vividly do remember like being in high school And like older guys picking up girls in my school That was super regular Yeah like that was a like I'm like yo shorty is in regular 16 like homie is like 21 And now that's not a five year difference is not drastic Still shouldn't be weird.

That was still weird. Like, we talked about it for a look at belly. Like Tommy Buns and, you know what I'm saying? Shorty, like she was sucking them all. It was very regular. Back then nobody saw that movie. It was like, oh, he's a pedophile. We just like, yo, Tommy Buns is that nigger.

And just because it was normal, it doesn't mean it was okay. No. It was very regular for dudes that was in their 20s to come to the high school to pick chicks up. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And teachers would hear it. But that's why in the R. Kelly doc, when they said he used to pick, wait, be at the high school. like once he graduated like

I'm like that was super like I didn't want to say it there wouldn't get watching the dog but I'm like bro that was regular when I was in high school like older dudes would be picking up girls with the Honda hatchbacks and the BMWs I'm like that was regular shit

but still nasty nonetheless and it always looked like I was hating if I would be like I mean if because you was getting on the train well not that too but like I would you know I'd be friends with those girls I'd be like well if he's dating you

he must not be that mature because I was always just like I like mature guys, like the older guys. I'm like, he can't be that mature. If he can't date women in his 20s. Yeah, yeah. It is what it is. He's dating you.

It was a very normal thing, though, but still nasty. Very nasty. And that needs to be deaded. And I hope actually high schools are, they have crossing guards. Can we just put like a crossing guards? Can we put like a hey, how old are you when you pick someone up a card? Like, let me see a license, sir. Like what?

A crossing guard. Are you an older brother? Who are you? I think that needs to be here. But yeah, I was in the Bronx with Edin. I walked in... I think gentrification has finally, finally completed its mission.

Here we go. I walked into a factory in Hunts Point. A brewery. It was an abandoned factory. Inside was Edding in a bear costume. I think gentrification won. That's gross. That's gross.

There's some costumes I've seen in Hunts Point. Wasn't Edna in a bear costume. It wasn't? No, it was a hooker. Oh, okay. You're comparing me to a hooker? No, I'm just saying the hookers are gone and they've been replaced with Ed and a bear costume. A bunch of fuckies.

Gentrification 1, that's what I'm saying. I saw you had a vegan chopped cheese. Yeah, I did. How was it? I wasn't offended by the vegan part. I was offended. They called it a chopped cheese because it was just a burger. It was a vegan cheeseburger.

Oh, they didn't chop it up? No, it was a burger on a bun. I don't know why it was chopped cheese. But it was really good. I can't front. I think the onions did all the work, though. I'm not going to give the Impossible Burger like too much credit

because the onions did the work. Okay. He also had empanillas. No, those were. No, those were regular. Okay. Yeah. Those were actually good.

Those were actually really good. Yeah. So did you get to see Ed and set? So did you get to see Ed and set? No. I came too late. I was still in the tattoo chair. Okay.

But I mean, he's a man of the people. Everyone at the bar. It was like cheers with Eddn. I was Eddons. I'm telling you I'm going to come check you out one weekend. I'm not going to let you know when. I want to just like walking and just like, like see you on the set.

Y'all I saw a tweet while the other day. It was like, it went viral, I guess a while ago, but I just saw it. A dude said, um, at my funeral, can one of y'all just wear all black and stand like in the distance with an umbrella so my family think I was doing real big shit? I thought that was the funny shit. Like, imagine just, because your family's going to be like, yo, who was there? No way in the back, like in the, of the church, like with an umbrella just standing there, like. On a sunny day.

Yeah, like, yo, he was into some crazy shit. I'm gonna do that while Ed is DJ. I'm gonna stand all in the back with the umbrella. You know what would be funny? Like, and I don't want to get too far into this because we saw what happened with Alex Jones. If you could hire before, like, in your will, privately, crisis actors for your funeral.

Like, do a whole play that no one knew except for you and who notified your will. Yeah. Like a whole production. That would be dope. That would be dope. That would be dope. Ever.

And then at the end, it's just a video of me explaining what just happened. This comedian You're probably wondering what's going on now, aren't you? This comedian has a great bit about how Jesus was probably just a regular dude. When all his homies went to his funeral, they were just like playing the game of who knew him better. Like, you know, like Jesus was like, you know, this one time he, you know,

walked me home and I gave him $3 and all of a sudden he could feed my family a 10 and someone else in the back. He's like, oh yeah, well, one time I saw Jesus walk across a river. on top of that shit with no shoes on and then it goes oh yeah and it's just like that then like this legacy is built out about who jesus was even just some regular dude who he just made it carpentry how much of that shit you think is like that could be possible oh the one-up game bro like that's normal as oh you get back into religion i there's things about religion i don't even want to find out because i really we already think the world is exploding the world

will go nuts if we found out certain things in religion like how it really happened of Like it really was some like he said, she said, just pass her by shit. Like, no, you know he's the son of God, right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, wait, what? That's how it happened? I had water and then it came back and it was red wine. No way.

Trust me, man. And if you think about it too, like, look at the crew we idolize. Like, Jesus and disciples had no hoes at the last supper. Like, look at the crew that we thought was dope. Yeah, that was just, they was watching a game. Yeah, exactly. That was game. That was game.

What game were they watching? But if I know I'm going to die. in two days. I don't know if fellas night out is where I'm going on. No, definitely not. We know what Rory's doing in his last 24. He's killing. He's killing. It's going on the killing spree. Yeah, but I would do my last supper prior to the killing wouldn't just be a bunch of the fellas. Like, where would it be at Juulon? Oh my gosh. A Juulon? I'm just going to leave that one alone with everything that's going on right now.

Because there's 20 entendres with that entire shit. No, I'm not eating skewers at my last supper. No tete? Chicken. Gotta have sataes at your last supper. You know that. What's the last supper without the satis? All right, before we get into further into the episode, Rory,

I want to start with an apology, first and foremost. Okay. The last episode, you know, some things said that you shouldn't have been said. And, you know, we never want to spew the wrong things or say the wrong things on our platform. We want to be responsible. We don't want to put negative energy out there. And we never want to do, you know, say things about people and, you know, regret them later on. Sure.

We want to kind of be, you know, careful of the things that we say and things that. So I said some things. Put some stuff on some people's jackets that didn't deserve it. Yeah. And I said some things. Some things were said on the show that shouldn't have been said. So with that, I do want to apologize for my role of my part and things that were said. Same.

So Lauren Pissiatta. Yes. We apologize. Some things were said that we're taking the wrong way. We're taking us disrespect. And we don't want to ever seem like we're here to disrespect anybody, but definitely not disrespecting women. No, absolutely not. I don't care about disrespecting some guys.

And even if intentions aren't to be disrespectful, people could take it as disrespect. And that's not what was intended at all. So I want to apologize to Lauren for sure. Yeah. I again, wasn't fully aware of her resume and everything that she did. I didn't know about the multimillion-dollar legging business, how much she actually does for Kanye on a creative level. So apologies for that. Yeah.

And yeah, that's... Yeah, that's all I got. That's all I got for nothing else. How apologies go. Yeah. So, Lauren, we apologize. Yeah, I can't think of anything else I'd want to apologize for it. That was it.

So, Lauren, yes, seriously to Lauren, we apologize. We got nothing but respect for you. Respect for you. respect for women in general, but definitely respect for you. But you do look good. I'm not apologizing for that. You look goddamn good. I don't think that you were ever apologizing for that.

Yeah, no. So, yeah, so it was some shit going on. I saw a middle school girl stole $10,000 from her grandmother. I'm guessing she wasn't black. I'm going to just go ahead and put that out there. I don't think this was a black girl that stole $10,000 from her black grandmother because it would have been, it would have ended in a homicide for sure. Well, we're in a weird time now because,

you know, there's like 35-year-old grandmothers now, but this sounds like an old-school grandma that doesn't trust banks. Yeah. So she has 10K under the bed. She has it under her house dress. Yeah. She survived the Great Depression and would never put her money in a bank again. So a 14-year-old girl is facing felony charges for grand theft after allegedly stealing more than $10,000 from a grandmother safe and handing out to classmates at a Florida middle school. Now, the thing about this is 14, I'm guessing she's in high school. So she knows better. I have a similar story to this and I live to survive. I once stole $600 for my mom. bedroom when I was I was probably like in kindergarten.

I knew you were a hypocrite. Yeah. I was I was in kindergarten and I found an envelope with some $100 bills in it. I thought it was fake. I thought it was play money. I don't think until that point I had ever even seen a $100 bill. So I took the money to school and I started handing it to my classmates. I thought it was fake money.

And one of the parents told my teacher that night and they called my mom and said, yo, he bought some money to school. And my mom went in the room and checked the envelope. the money was going. I'm just happy that I lived and survive to be here with you guys today. And it was like $500. So $10,000, I would not be here today to give my story, my testimony. I heard they still call you Robin Hood at PS-90.

Yeah, yeah. Listen, man, I was trying to be, you know, I'm a giver. I'm a giver. I was trying to help the community. First of all, with inflation now, 500 bucks might as well have been 10K in 1974 when you did that. In the 50s. Fuck you. In the 50s.

In the prohibition? Yeah. You're Russian Franks. flicking them nickels. Here you go. It was all in change. Here you go, Ken. $500 in change.

Well, I have to ask, did your mom maybe contact some of your classmates' parents? Like, yo, I need that back. Oh, no, we got it back. Okay. Because they said, it was like, yo, my daughter or my son.

I forgot, I gave it to classmates. I said, yo, he came on with a $100 bill. Like, whose money is this? So, yeah, I got all the money back. I mean, as a parent, though, I might reply. I mean, that sounds like,

A you problem. Yeah, I didn't bring nothing home. I don't, I don't even know, like, no, he doesn't have anything. He didn't even go to school today. I look, yeah, I'm checking, book bag. He didn't even go to school. He didn't even have kids. He was there?

He walked in the building today? I didn't even know that. Was the rent late because of? No, no, no. We got it back the next day. The next day, went back to school. All the money was there, so, you know. What were the repercussions?

Oh, I got my ass beat. Yeah. Belt? Belt. That's so old school. My mom's hit me with anything that was in reach. A rock. A tennis racket.

Slipper, shoe, fist, and... It would have been great after she smacks you if she threw the $500 in your face. So, like, really emasculate you. Or she slapped you with the money. I thought it was fake. I had never seen a $100 bill at that. That was the first time I ever seen a $100 bill. I didn't think it was real money.

Like, I was getting a kindergarten. Monopoly money. Yeah, I was in kindergarten. Occasionally hiding the house. Yeah, that you, yeah, hide around the house. some time. You know, you do things. Well, because I'm an only child, I could see me doing that.

But you had a twin sister. Did she go to school with you? Yes. She went to school with me. So at no point where you just like, hey, I found some money. Nah, I took it out my book bag and I went to show like my classmates. And, again, I don't even think they saw $100 bills at that point. And everybody was like, oh, so I was like, yeah, you want one here.

Like, giving out. You showed the hood how to get money. Yeah, yeah. You showed them my first hundred. Yeah. I fed the streets. Got to feed the streets. You know, you got to keep the street.

Were you selected with who you gave them to? Or was it just like anyone that walked by? I was tricking. I gave it to the cute girls first. There you go. I was tricking. That's what I'm saying. That's why I don't trick me.

I got my ass beat for it when I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah. So I can't get pretty girls. Oh, man. Can't get pretty girls money anymore. Two pairs of 54-11. Exactly.

That was the shoe. That was a sneaker back then. Yeah. So I don't know. This young girl, I'm assuming that she, she didn't get the money back because in high school, you give out 10K now. They're not bringing that back.

I assume this was in Florida, and I haven't even seen the article. Yeah, this was definitely in Florida. I saw some report in Florida, and I didn't read it. So pardon if I'm being super insensitive, but a parent, like, suited up and went to a Pop Warner football practice, and I think, like, just started going to hit stick on everybody. What? I read it. It was a headline, and I didn't want to go into it.

I don't know if kids were actually injured, but I did see some father was arrested. Like, he strapped up, like, have you ever seen Gridiron Gang? Yes. You know when the rock puts on the equipment to show the kid had to run through the line? Yeah. It looked like that. That's just how I pictured it happening, that this dude just put on his old high school uniform and started truck sticking kids. Bundy style.

When y'all eventually see your kids play sports and you see one of them getting knocked over, how are y'all going to react as parents? Get up. Put some salt on it. You'll be all right. Yeah. I mean, dirt on it. I would assume I would feel concerned because that's my kid. But you got, I mean, you got to get hit.

But if you see, my son, yeah, that's how we react. Now my daughter. Oh, no. I'm spraying the whole park. What if your kids just trash? Everybody must die. What if your daughter is like Icebox and little giants and just... Oh, then that's different.

I'm raising a little... That's different. A little bit. Did Icebox lead the charge for... Absolutely. Icebox crawled so these... Before there was Danica Patrick, there was Icebox. Yeah.

Before there was Britney Griner. It was Icebox, of course. She was going nuts. Absolutely. Icebox was a legend. That was before 11 basketball, too, right? Absolutely. Ice pot. The little giants was like the early 90s.

We bring up loving basketball all the time. Do we? Yeah. Great movie. It's a classic. Classic movie. I saw something where climate activists were throwing mashed potatoes. I don't know how mashed those potatoes were. It was like eggnog. Yeah. But they were throwing...

You are someone that doesn't believe in climate change at all and think it's just a hoax made by Al Gore. You are so mad. You are so mad. I don't think climate change is a hoax. Climate change. You are quoted in vogue. magazine saying climate change is a hoax. Y'all were just paying attention to the weather at the wrong time.

It's not real. Yo, it's hot today. Yeah. Look, it's cold outside. It's still cold. Right now, today it's cold. I talk to Siri. It's fine. So they threw mashed potatoes, which looked like eggnog, on a $110 million

dollar Monet painting in Germany. And then they crazy glued their palms to the wall. Weird way. In protest of climate change, they were saying that right now, right now, scientists are saying that they won't be able to feed their families in the year 2050. So they're saying we are so focused on art and putting prices on things like this. Like we should focus on climate change. Now, I don't know what Monet had to do with.

Was he a big fossil fuel advocate in 1800s? Yeah, I don't know why they're mad at Monet at the great Claude Monet. But apparently they are, you know, this is their way of protesting and saying we should focus on more important things instead of, you know, art and putting value on things like this let's say you throw food i think he passed away around the invention of cars so he wasn't even privy to when he died they've created cars and he's the reason why we have all of this they saw his paintings air pollution yeah like oh he's the he's the he's the origin he's the start of all of this climate change shit um so yeah i don't know i don't know how much troubled in but i'm i'm guessing

throwing eggnog or mashed potatoes on a hundred and ten million dollar painting man get the windmills to work between l a and Vegas before you start ruining fine art throw mashed potatoes on those windmills. Yeah, get them shit to spoon. What would have been a better food? Say it again? What would have been a better food? Oh, you got to throw, uh, you got some ketchup.

Yeah. Get some ketchup. Yeah, some cagas. Well, Edna said off Mike, maybe in fact because they're oil paintings that they were trying to do a better for. Get it? No, I got it. I got it.

I just want to make sure you got it. Okay. That was why. I thought it was funny. I thought it was, wanted to give Edna's credit on that. You get it? I just don't understand why the activists are also dressed like crossing guards. Cross and guards.

Like, what do you? It's in disguise. No, those are easy. Those, I believe those are easy, so it's cool. All right, first of all, I've seen Oceans 12. Oh, boy. You know how hard it was for them to get into steel paintings? How did these guys get mashed potatoes?

Is it no food or drink to go on these museums? Well, you know, they probably had it. Couldn't even bring a water last time I went to the MoMA. I think it mashed potatoes. Yeah, there's a bucket of mashed potatoes. And those are some nasty looking mashed potatoes. Those are not, because those are not mashed potatoes. That is a fucking vanilla shake.

That's a nutriment. The Germans are known for their food. I know nutrients when I see nutrient. That's a nutriment. They threw nutriment on the pain. That's not mashed potatoes. This is a great tweet. I want to meet the people who are aware of Monet but unaware of climate change.

I mean, listen, you know, some things are just important to people and this is their way of protesting. So whatever, but they ask us is in trouble for that. They got to pay for that $10 million paint. And now you have super glue on your hand. Yeah. Now your palm is fucking raw. At least when Cap took a knee, he could get back up. Yeah.

That's what he should do. He should have crazy glued his knee to the 50 yard line. Roger Goodell. He's sat on the back. It was just me and you. you now, buddy. He'd still be there. He'd still be there.

Oh, my God. Crazy gluing your knee cap to the 50 Y'all line. Like, just look at the way people protest. I mean, what if you think about? You could just maybe go to the right hash when you get around the 50-old line. Right. Like, you really fuck the game up. Like, I can't move.

And imagine throwing a flag for too many men on the field. For the Niners? Like, yo, cap is still here. He can't move, man. The whole fucking field is going to come up if we pull him off the fucking 50-yard line. I just, I'm. I think advocates and activists and all those people are great. Protesting is great.

Just sometimes I don't see the point sometimes. Yeah, just think about how you're protesting. Not with Kat. Kat made sense to me. I don't know where anyone is now going to start the conversation that a painting was ruined. Yeah, let's throw nut. Let's throw a nuttrimand. I think that's the first three letters in nutriment. But Nutrimet, yes, throw a nutriment on a painting.

Well, which one cut their ear off? Show me you really care about climate change. Cut your ear off and throw it at the painting. If you really, if you really care about climate change, running the museum would... Van Gogh, cut his ear off. There you go. Yeah, Van Gogh.

Who cut his ear off? Van Gogh. Oh, he did? Yeah. Tomato, tomato. Yeah. He was off the bath salts. Which one?

Which one fucked their sister? All of them. All of them. Back then, that was normal. You're kidding me? And this looks like a brother and sister combo that was a protesting here. Definitely brother sister combo. What protest stunt would you two pull if you were this passionate about one of these issues?

Give me an issue that I'm passionate about Well, that was going to say we could start there Is there anything you would even care enough about? I don't think that female Uber drivers Should be allowed to drive after like midnight Okay, so how would you demonstrate that that should not be allowed? If I call an Uber after midnight and a woman picks me up You sit in her lap

I would know, I would crazy glue myself to her back seat Now I'm not leaving Now you can't pick nobody else up tonight You know. Saying Uber charge, though, because she's on the clock the whole time. I'm not leaving. I'm saving your life. I really think, I really do feel like.

Okay, what if you mistakenly hit Uber pool and now you're just in and out with strangers? First of all, I would never mistakenly hit Uber Pool. You have to scroll down to Uber Pool now. I would never mistakenly hit Uber Pool. That is the sick. We don't talk, we don't shit on Uber Pool enough. That is one of the sickest. No, it was never.

It was, it was like a $10 difference at one point. Fuck that $10. I'll say it. Fuck that. I'll say hi to me. It's just getting, it's like playing, like, passenger roulette. You don't know who's about to get in the car. It was fun.

You could be picking up a dude that just killed, like, six people. Fuck it. But you saved $10, right? Save your life. Save your kidney stones. When they was trying to get Vita pop and did that $5 anywhere. Oh, yeah. I'd look at everything.

Like, is that below 59th Street? I can go. See? But that was only one person in the car, though. No, it was a pool. Oh, yes. Yeah. That pool shit is crazy to me.

No, it was $5 to get a tour of Manhattan. Yeah, like I'm, you had to go everywhere. Because like I said, you don't know who is about to get in this car. Yeah. Now, granted, the same thing for Uber driver. Like, we just put so much trust in the app that, oh, this driver has 4.9 stars. It's all good. Like, he's great.

It's just that someone's sitting next to you awkwardly and on their phone. Yeah, right next to you. The things that we just put so much trust into and other things we don't at all. Right. Because there's really no difference between going on an airplane and getting into a ride share service outside of one being in the air and more expensive. Great point. As far as security goes.

Granted, I know there's been more incidents probably on planes than ride shares. Right. But the fact that like, we only fix things once something bad happens. It's right, though. We all go to security when we get to the airport. So at least I know this person doesn't have a weapon. It's the same thing in some regard as far as traveling with strangers around you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're just next to you. Yeah. And in one, we get a whole TSA thing. And the other one, it's just. No, but then they offer us drinks. We give them the address. They pick us up at our home. Yeah.

But at least on the flight they offer us They offer us We never see the pilot though We never see the pilot The door's open when you first walk in Bro. I ain't going in there You don't stick your head and be oh what's up

I always say to the pilots When I'm walking Every time every time If they're if they're Yeah Some sometimes they're not So personal well Yeah I mean it's just part of the thing

Like say hello to the flight attendant That grees you Say hello to and when I get off the plan I say thank you to the pilots And the flight attend Do you think that every time that happens they all like talk in the galley like the gentleman in 3A has great home training oh his mother raised him right no but it's just kind of a courtesy thing like you know this this person does

have our lives in their hands it's kind of like i at least want to look him in his eye make sure he's not like foggy eyes like here's the thing here's the thing this guy looks like he was hanging out in flight yeah you got to kind of look him in his eye like i saw a flight buddy but nothing would change and first all he could think all of us are assholes he's still going to make sure he gets there so you like if i say thank you when i get off the plane but before for whatever's going to happen is going to fucking happen. I could be the biggest asshole or an angel and he's still going to want to get that fucking plane.

I don't say thank you before we like get to our destiny. Imagine that. You go on, hey, thank you for what? We didn't believe yet. We haven't landed yet. Thank you for going through the paperwork prior to. Thank you for logging all your hours. Yeah, training.

Thinking that you're safe. Yeah. Somebody tweeted that like, yo, airplane invention is definitely one of the sickest inventions that we use every day. It makes no logical sense. Like, it is crazy. If you think about the entire airport

experience of us arriving to the airport giving all our prize possessions to some woman, they weigh it, then they throw it on some belt, all your shit. And we just hope that equipment on the other end. Then we get in line to make sure the only reason there's TSA is because human beings are crazy.

Yeah. But we're okay with the risk like, I'll take the risk today. We went through an x-ray machine. We went through an x-ray machine. LaGuardia's new terminal, the Delta terminal was beautiful. Yeah. I say every time I go to it. It's a super far walk, but it is, it was worth all the machine. You don't have to take your sneakers off. You don't have to take your fucking

It used to be a strip mall with planes. Yeah, so I'm happy with it's not. That was the original sole plane. For real. Liguadia, the old terminal? Oh, Jesus Christ. Then we get in some tube-shaped thing with wings that one, where one screw could have us hit the ground in a heartbeat. Just some tube that goes 500 miles an hour that we just sit in the air

in a seat. We have so much trust. It's unbelievable. Make sure you have your seatbelt on them. There's no human being with trust issues. I guarantee it. Drake may make you think you have trust issues. You don't.

You get on a plane. Yeah. For six hours. I love it though. We trust the person looking at our TSA shit. Right. I love it though. I don't know that guy.

Yeah, he could be letting all kinds of shit. Nothing about TSA makes me feel safe. I don't know. It's certain things that make me feel safe. Like I just feel like TSA is you know, the people there are, you know, they're actually doing it a job. They're scanning your shit and make sure there's nothing getting on this fucking getting through this terminal that isn't supposed to get through.

So I do, I mean, I think it's still stupid that we can't get our water through. And then you offer me water once we get through. But whatever. Just the trust of being on something that's transportation that in a heartbeat could turn into a missile. It's just a weird concept. I was reading something at the founder of Gold's Gem. his flight, his jet went down over the weekend in the Caribbean, I believe. Yeah, I read that that was like some terrible terrible shit.

Yeah, the Gold's Jim owner and five others feared dead after their plane crashed off the coast of Costa Rica. Wow. Yeah. Goals Jim owner, Rainier Schaller, his family and two others are feared dead after a plane they were on. Apparently crashed off Costa Rica's Caribbean coast on Friday. Yeah, I read this. It was like, you know, anytime you hear something like this. I think his children may have been on board as well.

Two bodies have been recovered from that wreckage. So, yeah, man, that's our prayers to the families of the victims. Hopefully there are some survivors. As of right now, there's two bodies were recovered. And that was just, you know, terrible, anytime you hear something like that and it's a family and people involved in a plane crash, it's just sad, man, sad shit. I'm sad you brought that up because my next point was. probably not be a good follow-up on this one.

Yeah. But I don't complain about, well, I do sometimes. I try not to complain about airport fees and shit, like how much airline tickets are now. Because back to the point of this just being a very illogical thing that we use every day, the percentage of crashes are very fucking low. And you could say to me, look at what all the airlines make per year and it's still outrageous so they could bring them down.

I have to travel a lot. whatever keeps these people happy. Yeah. If this is what they need to make sure they keep checking those fucking planes, I'll pay it. Although the 9-11 security fee on every flight that you book is kind of crazy, though. I don't read the fine print. All the way down from iTunes to plane tickets.

That's what I'm saying. I don't even know that there's a 9-11 security fee every time you purchase. Who gets it, Halliburton? I don't know who gets. That's what I'm saying. It's like $3, $4, whatever. But you think about everybody that's traveling every day. Of course.

Yeah. Adds up. Yeah. Well, what are they insuring with this fee? No terrorist. I don't know. I don't know what they're insuring, but it is a 9-11 security fee at the end of you. At your, when you check out and those fees, your taxes and all that.

Go up. Go up. To the top. $2.50. Each way of a trip on the price of a plane ticket. $5.60 fee that every traveler pays when they buy a plane ticket and is meant to help finance the cost of protecting our nation's aviation. system. Yeah.

I thought that's what we paid TSA for already. Wait, so because they did a shitty job, we now need to pay them more. Yeah. Absolutely. $2.50. Each way. It's like getting on the train. It's like riding the train.

I take back everything I just said. Take it all back. It's like riding the subway system in New York City each way. I have never felt safe. In New York? Oh, no. You're not safe on the... Wait, I'm not paying for safety.

You better have your own blicky on you. That's your TSA on the MTA. I'm paying just to get to my destiny. nation not to pay to get there safely. So a lot of people didn't know that. Domestically, there are 5,670 flights a day on average. And with that fee total per day, there's a $31,752 being sent to. That's one way.

No, that was the 560. Isn't that one way? Oh, 560. Yeah. Total. So that's there and back a day, 31,000 that goes to this whatever it's called. I feel like those numbers are off. I feel like it's more than that.

31 grand a day. I know the Bush administration. Everyone that's traveling. That's per ticket. And so. No, you're talking about flights. It was per seat on the flight. Oh, shit.

Yeah, you're 31 grand. What the fuck are you talking about, Joe? You better add some zeros to that. It might be 3.1 million. Word. Yeah, like it's per seat, per person on each flight, not just the flight. Oh, damn. Yeah.

Yeah. And is that only domestic flights? That's just domestic. Yeah, because they're not, because now you got to talk about crossing. Yeah. international lines, then they're going to put their tax on it. Like, yeah, no, it's just to fly around America. Anyways.

Gotta pay attention to what you're paying for, man. Those dollars add up, and then you don't know what company this is, just like everybody was screaming Black Lives Matter, donate money, and we found out that was a whole sham. Oh, so it is what it is. Where does Alec Baldwin rank on never reading the room list? Worst room read of all-time list. Where's Alec Baldwin?

He's fighting for top spot at this point, I think. For those that don't know, Alec Baldwin posted on his Instagram, one year ago today, dot, dot, dot, with a picture of, can you please bring her name up, of the director of photography that he shot and killed. Her name was Helena Hutchins. Yes. Rest and peace to Helena Hutchins, prayers and condolences still to her family, because that was a tragedy. Yeah, I don't know what Alec Ball. Is that his official account? Mm-hmm.

I believe so. It is. But just what an odd thing. I don't see what... No, the sicker thing is that 68,000 people liked it. That too. That's what you got to pay attention to. I never even put likes into certain sick posts.

I think some people just like it. Just because it's a post. Because it's a post. Yeah. I'm just trying to figure out what the strategy here was or what the intention was. Yeah. Just a very weird thing to do.

That was the complete... It was nothing else. Just one year ago today. Look at the comments. They're telling him to stay strong sending lots of love to him. And then somebody said, I'm not exactly sure how to react to this post.

Neither am I. It's very odd. And I feel like with stuff that is this delicate, maybe you should have very clear intentions on what your posts are about. Or if you're going to post this trial still, or this case still going on? No, he settled out of court.

They came to a settlement. He settled out of court. That's what they do when they know they're guilty. You settle out of court. Yeah. But yeah, no, I, I, I mean, I'm not, you can post a picture and say, you know, one year ago today. It has to be something following that.

Like, you know, still, you know, praying for your family, you know, whatever we work together. You know, you were a close friend of mine. Something has to come after one year ago ago today. Not just one year ago today, dot, dot, dot. And just a picture of her at a camera. Yeah. Like, I don't. It's a very sick.

Yeah. He has to have more to say than just one year ago today. Like, that's, you know, especially what happened with. one year ago today what happened one year ago today like this has to be more than you just saying that so yeah alec Baldwin I'm not sure what you were uh you know trying to get done with this post and trying to you know I don't know put out into the world but uh it's just a little odd very odd read the room a little better than that um you're an actor you should be able to read rooms professionally I just feel like even if you murdered someone even if it was by accident or whatever

really happened on that set like I just feel like your Instagram you're not allowed to post. Yeah. I just feel like the person that did the act or crime, just feel like maybe you should just just sit this, this Instagram day out. Yeah. That's all. Very weird.

Very weird. But people are weird nonetheless. So it's not surprising. It's just, you know, every time you see weird, weird shit, you just kind of got to be like, oh. Yeah. People are still weird. To heighten the mood here, let's let's get into some good shit.

And nothing heightens the mood. Like what, Rory? Doja Cat's Titties. Let's talk about it. I don't know, Doja. Doja lied to us. I'm looking at you. She gave us empty promises.

What do you mean? Well, she promised us that if her song, was it, the album went number one, that she would show us her titties? I mean, she didn't say when. She did keep her promise. I do appreciate a woman over her words. Did she show her tits?

She did. Over the weekend, was this her birthday, Julian? I don't know. It was her birthday. It was something I wasn't invited to, and it's the first time I may have commented under an IG post saying, No invite, question mark.

Like no invite Doge? I haven't had FOMO in a really long time, but whenever Dreasy and Doja Cat with their titty's out party is happening, that would be one where I'd be like, hey, man, maybe send me you the Facebook invite. I think you should lead with that. Like, yo, listen, there will be, you know, open bar and then open tities. Yeah. So it's like, oh, okay, cool.

I'll show up for some open titties. But what was this exactly where this must have been like a women-only birthday type thing? her 27th birthday party Star-studded masquerade Well she didn't She didn't cover the tities Yeah

Just had to cover your eyes Exactly Yeah cover your eyes So you don't see the tittyes Doja cat suffers A wardrobe malfunction No her titty She has no shirt on

There's nothing to malfunction Yeah Dojicat has never had a wardrobe malfunction No Well That's art Apologize for

Objectifying But when someone has Post their tities I'm gonna objectify You look You look fucking great, doja cat. Titties look amazing. My face looks amazing.

I get even creepier. The nipple to titty ratio was incredible. Yeah, that is weird. I'm glad you said that, though. That was very weird. All right, come on. Don't make me seem like the weirdo that hasn't noticed a ariola to titty. I'm sure there's some type of formula.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. A formula. And appreciate a good ratio. And C squared over pie. Yeah. You know, one of those. Appreciate a good ariola ratio. Pemdos.

There you go. What do you find weirder? If it's too. large or if it's too small, what's weirder? Well, no, I don't, I don't have like a specific preference with it, but it is something. But if you have small tities and big a aerolas, that's a little like, you know,

that's like having a shower with no shower curtains. It's like, oh, who's getting there? Like, you walk in a shower, you see somebody show out, it's just like, there's no curtains, it's just like a rod. You're like, okay? Like, it's functional, but it's not the preferred. It's functional, but it's like, yeah. I mean, listen, as much as

as a, stereotypically, I do like a proportional size there. I've enjoyed some pepperoni's in my day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who really has the biggest? I'm not going to get up and leave. Like, I'm not that guy. No.

If I see big aerolas on small tities, I'm not walking out. I'm not pissed off. I'm just like, okay. It's going to be that type of night tonight. The biggest ariola's here. Didn't we already have a whole discussion? Did we have? Arialisham.

You have big aerolos. They said I have big, I look like I have big aerolas. Oh, okay. That's funny. Well, anyways, this party looked like it probably was a lot of fun. Looks like a fun. Looks like a fun. night. It looks like the girls had a lot of fun.

It's all girls in these photos. Yeah, I see Corley-Lay, Dreezy. That connoisseau. Is that a... I don't know who that other young woman is. Oh, they probably look like they had it a lot of fun. So happy birthday to Doja. Super talented. Away from the titty, she's just a super talented. Was Justin Bieber the only...

He was the only guy there? The only guy. Good for Justin. Look what happens when you're like... Good for Justin. When you end up going like the full, faithful marriage round. Like you get invited to these types Oh, that's just Justin You know what you're married, you're harmless Yeah Like he's not gonna grab no titty

I would probably say most women would say There was other guys in the room Married guys are the creepiest Look at this guy Oh yeah You know what he was there for He definitely snuck through the back He's sitting there like how did I get in here?

Oh her was there okay It was star studded Star studded Winnie Okay yeah Normani was there How did these celebrity birthdays Just Dean Sky

happened Because I know these people aren't actually really friends. Yeah, you think they group chat? Like, how do they coordinate? Did the agencies put this together? Oh, you know that. You know, hit WME? Like, yeah.

Like, did Doja really hit everyone on DM on IG? Like, hey, my titty's will be out tonight. Come through. Yeah, you know everybody pulled up. Yeah, that's... No, it was out where there. Well, if anybody got nudes of me from last night, please send because I want to post them. Oh, see?

Look at Doja. Woman of the people. You got news of me, send them to me because I want everybody to see it. Well, listen, man. I appreciate a woman of integrity. and she kept her promise. She did show us to titties after we got her to number one.

She did. It was a weekend of, I think, needed accountability and needed apologies. Finally, Bono, I understand he's done a lot for the world. Yes.

But there was still one thing lingering around for his legacy. And what was that? He finally apologized for forcing his music onto our iPhones and iPods. Kitty?

Yes. Finally, Yutsu was like, yo, my bad. See, now that makes me want to go download that album now. I needed that apology. That was an apology I've needed. I've talked about in therapy when they asked me like, hey, what are some of your resentment?

I'm like, well, Bono, I mean, he's forced a lot on me. Yeah, he forced that album on us, man. Did Bono touch you? No, he just fucking put his album on my phone. I couldn't get rid of it. Yeah. Is it still on our phone? Like, to this day?

No, I think it's gone. I hope not. Who had Apple agreed to that too? I mean, I get it. You two is one of the biggest bands, but why? Yeah, I don't, I don't know. Bono's probably, I mean, he said, no, go to the top. Bono again

apologize for YouTube iTunes son I take full responsibility That's big of him That is It is I like you honorable honorable But yes I guess he was saying

Did that say unsolicited? Yes He definitely sent us a bunch of unsolicited Unsolicited MP3s to our iTunes We didn't ask for that shit We didn't ask for that But yes thank you you two for that I will never

Did Tim Cook apologize? I think that was Steve Jobs era of Pre-Tim Cook Yeah Oh, was it? This was Steve Jobs, which I don't, Steve Jobs doesn't even really strike me as like the big U2 fan.

I mean, he probably was like, oh, we have to put. Yeah, he has to put this on every phone. Every phone? Yeah, who breached that deal? What if it was Zane Lowe? That's sick. That's sick if it was Zane Lowe. That's hilarious.

I'm glad Bono apologize for that, though. He still, I feel like he still owes us one more apology, though. I thought he'd say one more album. I'm like, Jesus Christ. I mean, listen. No. I understand he's like fed world hunger and all that shit, but I still, well, I now forgive him

since he apologized. We're straight on that one. Okay. I will never forgive him for saying Cotorce. Uno. Cetorce. Trace, Cotorce. I just, I'll never forgive him.

Cotorce? You're an Irish rock singer. Shut the fuck up. You went from 3 to 14 real quick. Cotorce? And he was counting into when the beat came in. Cotorset. And then I think he said,

Felice Complianos or whatever, at some point in that song when it wasn't my birthday. Oh, my God. You, Roar, you are... Vertigo was a sick song. He did that, not me. I mean, I make my jokes about Eddn,

but I would never do this as an Irishman. This is where you try the line? Is Bono Irish? I don't even know. You should know? Come on. If he's Irish, you don't know that? Bono's from, yes, he is from Dublin.

I'm sorry, what was it? Dublin. Where? Dublin. Oh, where? Dublin. Okay. Why is your voice just keep getting lower?

Yeah, Dublin. Dublin. Dublin. Dublin. Well, yes, we appreciate the apology. I feel like music should happen. Oh, 10-year anniversary, Good Kid Mad City. Hey.

Classic, classic album. Kendrick Lamar is getting better. And that's dope to say in rap and music when the artist is getting better. Because if you listen to Good Kid Mad City and 10 years ago already and then listen to Mr. Morrall and the Big Steppers. Wow. There's definitely some 10 years of progression for sure. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Absolutely. He's getting better. And he's like more of a complete artist now. I think Good Kid Mad City was, we look back at that and he was still kind of like still kind of raw. I know we can all in hindsight always be like, I thought Kendrick was going to be the greatest rapper of all time at all moments. I did get nervous during that because Section 80 was incredible, loved it. But then there was also that weird era where Cole was also doing it. The mixtape was great. and then they were single chasing because they had to. It was times I'm not faulting them for it.

I love swimming pools. I liked it when it came out. It did scare me though. I was like, Kendrick might be just trying to get into some some pop shit right now. Like, he's really going there. And then I heard a good kid Mad City.

I was like, oh, I apologize. This is one of the best rap albums I've ever heard. Definitely one of the best rap albums from one of the best rappers, best artists that we have that sort of, the stream for the show that he had was in Paris, right? Paris, yeah.

Yeah, the stream for the Mr. Morrill and the Big Stepers show, which Rory and I went to when they were here in Brooklyn. And I said it then. I was like, yo, he's, you know, like, Kendrick is a complete artist. Like, there's no weak point in his artistry bag right now. Like, as far as his rap, has always been elite. The music is elite. Now the live show, the tour, the visuals, everything is just.

just at an elite level of art. And the live stream was, I think the live stream this show may have been even better than the Barclay. Yeah, well, they added in more of the Good Kid Mad City shade because it was a 10 year anniversary and everything.

Yeah. But no, I went to the listening session for Good Kid Mad City in 2012 at Chung King Studios. Wow. Chung King. I remember that spot. Everybody used to do their little album.

Of course. And I think they did like a rotating, like, three sessions. And I think I missed the first one, but I was like, fuck it. I'll hang for a little bit to wait to the next one.

And it was in the actual control room, not like in that open space for the people that have been to that studio. So it was extremely intimate. Pusha was in there. And everyone just, at that time, it was when listening sessions

had transitioned fully into parties. Like it was just open bar, no, you could never, not hear a fucking thing. Everyone just shut the fuck up and listened to the entire album. It was one of those like, I can't believe I was there moments that I've thought about for a while. Because it was just really interesting.

Yeah. To be there. Ali was on the boards doing the shit. Like it was just a moment that I was happy that I could experience rather than explain more or less. But this to me, I don't think there's been in the last 10 years an undeniable classic rap album besides Good Kid Mad City. Undeniable. I don't think there's anyone. Of course there's some people that would say it's not.

But across the board for the most part, I think everyone agrees, even if you're not the biggest Kendrick fan, Good Kid Mad City is a classic album. It gets put in the same category as the undeniable classics that we mentioned from 20 years ago. I'm with you on that. 30 years. I don't know if it's the last one in the last 10 years.

I would have to really sit down and just think about what came out in the last year. I'm not saying there hasn't been great rap albums and stuff that I might think is a classic. Like nobody can argue it. It's not even really an opinion type thing. I feel like people would argue that this is a class. This isn't a classic album, though. I don't think everybody is just hands down at Good Kid Mad City. He's a classic.

I've heard people say, absolutely. That would be surprised. I've heard people say that they didn't really like, like they don't think, they like it, but classic, I've heard people say they don't feel like it's a classic album. But, I mean, it's, again, it's subjective. It's all opinionated. It's whatever you're into. But I do understand the sentiment that you're saying, like, this is one of those

albums that it's like, bro, top the bottom this album was flawless production the features the verses the you know even 10 years later listening to certain songs it still sounds like right now it fits in what's going on now it sounds like right now um but that's a nod to i guess the artist that kendrick is today yeah and i think like like you said i think this was the start of that for him where it was like our everything is it has to be everything across the board visually and everything that's going on is a picture it's a story um but kendrick is a special artist and it's just dope to see his progression and his elevation.

And shout out to him, man, on a great career so far. What's next for Kendrick? It's been okay. It's good career. Good eye for itself. I don't know. I hope Kendrick... With the whole PG, PG, uh, movement.

Oh, Kj Leng. I think with that, it's definitely going to be Kendrick. I think Kendra's going to be outside more. And I don't mean like necessarily outside, outside. But you're going to see a lot more of him. He's going to be a lot. more involved up front, like publicly with the artists that they're working on. I know him and Dave are more in the creative development of artists right now.

But I think since Kendrick gave us this last album, which clearly, if you listen to the content, probably took a long time to write and get out. And now that it's out, I'm not saying he's fully healed or anything. But I think we're going to just see more of Kendrick doing Lucy's. He's going to hop up on features. Like I think now that Kendrick got this out of him, I think he's in a better space. launching with a new company. I just think he's going to be in a different creative

revival place where we're going to see him on random. Like, with the kids, I think he's going to hop up on features. I think we're just going to get freestyles. I think we might even get a new album soon. I think so. I think we're just going to see much more of Kendrick than we ever have before. We have like that metaphorical freedom

from, you know, ending things with TDE. And I think now that he's representing himself, like you said, with Day Free, they're comfortable with just doing what they want and being the frontman of whatever they're working on. Kendrick Lamar to me is the perfect example of, you know, like I hate when, and I understand it, but we got to get away from saying that rap is the most dangerous profession because I don't think it is.

I think that we put a lot of bullshit into it and bring a lot of energy into rap that's unnecessary. But an artist is big as Kendrick, a rapper that's as big as Kendrick, I don't think Kendrick fears for his life being outside, walking around, being a lot of. accessible. Like he was just in Harlem walking around. There's nothing but love for him, nothing but respect for him. Yeah, well, you know, I mean, he also dabbles

in a different circle. I know he's from that circle, but I think it's drastically different than some of the young kids that are, that are rapping about their right now, that are real. But that's, but that's what I'm saying. When you put that energy into rap and you put those lyrics into rap and you bring the street shit into rap, that's when it

becomes dangerous. But rap isn't the most dangerous profession. Like, you know, we got to move away from that. As opposed to like coal mining or offshore fishing in Alaska. The people that, you know, are cleaning the sides of these skyscrapers. Window washers? Yeah, like, that's to that. To me, I'm like, yo, that seems a little more dangerous than putting out an album.

I'm just saying, like, that to me. But salute to Kendrick, man, hell of a career. I'm really looking forward to seeing what he's going to do with the PG-Lang. imprint the artist that he's going to be bringing on board i love the fact that he uh you know he seemed as put his arm around kodak and is all keeping them close uh because i feel like kodak is one of those special artists as well it just needs to be around like you said the right energy to right people yeah um so yeah man salute to kendrick salute to good kid mad city and to t d because i definitely a group group effort i definitely saw a few people from tde going down memory lane from 10 years ago

which was always cool to read on Twitter. And I was reminded again about a bitch don't kill my vibe originally had Lady Gaga on it. And that's why I really fuck with TDE and Kendrick. You get a Lady Gaga feature and go, I think my hook is better and it fits with my shit better. Like I'm not just going to do the name thing because at that time, Lady Gaga was probably the biggest artist on earth.

So to be like, no, I'm cool. Just kind of shows that you stick to your vision and clearly it paid off because that leaked online. I think Lady Gaga leaked it, she was so pissed. And everyone was like, we gotta feel what he was saying. Yeah, we understand why you didn't make it.

Yeah, you're arguing against your point right now, lady. And it happens. I understand the ego part of it. Lady Gaga's like, what? Y'all turned my hook down. Like, you know what I mean? It changed the song completely.

Like, it just wasn't. Different vibe. Work. I mean, my song is, Just don't kill my vibe. So maybe she tried to kill it. Maybe he was talking to Gaga.

He said, bitch, don't kill my vibe. No disrespect to Gaga. We're not calling Gaga, bitch. Has anyone checked on Shireen in 10 years? He put all her business on Front Street. She was burning. She was setting dues up. Her cousin was a murderer.

Yeah. Shout to Sharan. We got some other news about music. Drake and 21 Savage announced a joint album. Name of the album is Her Lost coming this Friday. I was surprised by it, but not really. I understand it. They do have some really, really good songs together.

And do we know this is an album album or is this like an EP? We're going to get like five joints that they just put together. Or is this more of a What a Time to Be Alive type of thing? That but Yeah, I'm thinking this album. I think this is a full album, full project. They do have some songs together

that are really, really dope, great chemistry. 21 Savage has been on a, we talked about it. He's been on the run with his features and his songs and shit like that. So, I mean, I understand it, but it just threw me off because I would have, I would have thought that we would have gotten maybe Drake and a little baby project.

Jake before this. Or Drake and what happened to the old album. He's been working with and of course 21 Savage has been around longer but he's been working with 21 for a long time now. Like they have a real relationship that I think is probably outside of just the working relationship that. Oh no, they're friends. I don't know about child in the room but I personally prefer this or that if he were

to have done it with a little baby. Me personally, I'm more excited about this album than I was for what a time ago. I think I think, yes. I just love the features more than he's done with 21 than he's done with Little Baby. Okay. I'm not mad at that. I thought that, you know, I'm still one of those guys just being fans, a fan of the music. I'm still looking forward to the Yolo album with him and Ross.

Okay. I think the records that him and Ross have together are. Fire. Oh, yeah. I can put a playlist together of those songs and beat somebody in the verses with just. Oh, the Drake and Ross records. Like, so I will, you know, I'm still hope that's a thing. I still hope that's an album that we'll get.

But this her loss album, I'm looking forward to it though, because these two do have some really, really dope records together. Jimmy Cook's Knife Talks, Sneaking, Mr. Right Now. I just, and anytime 21 Savage gets around like the rapper, rappers and relax hip hop critics, yes, I think Drake is a rapper rapper rapper. It brings, it brings the best. Absolutely a rapper rapper. It brings the best out of 21.

Like he keeps up with the rapper rappers when he gets in their realm. so I'm really excited for this. Yeah, this definitely was a surprise. Like when I saw it in the text and I saw, I don't know who said that. They said Drake and 21 have an album coming together. I was just like, holy shit. Today's Drake's birthday. Oh, happy birthday.

Drake's October's very own. Happy birthday to Drake. Did you send him a happy Earth birthday? Birth. Caption on his IG? Nah. Some flowers. No, no, no.

Some owls. I didn't send Drake any flowers. Giving him his flowers here. Happy birthday, Drake. Did you comment more life? No, I played more life. Did you? I just listened to it.

Did you text him, hey, we'll celebrate when you touch down in the city? Nah, I didn't send him any of that. Can we free to be on the pod? Nah, didn't send him any of that. But I'm sending him well wishes here publicly on my platform. Happy birthday to Drake. I know he's somewhere doing some incredible shit tonight. If you can't find a girl tonight, she'll text back.

Hey, listen, man, I don't know what to tell you. What if he's just having a nice dinner at Sizzlers? Yeah. No, Sizzlers. That's exactly where one of the biggest artists in the world will be celebrating his birthday. Yeah, you never know, man. He might just be doing a bowling night. Yeah, just chill shit at the crib.

You might just chill, little Netflix and chill. I get it. Yeah, I will say, 21 Savage did his Freak Nick theme birthday. Mm-hmm. It looked cool, but I'm sorry, Doja. Doja won that versus. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand you had Drake there and all that shit.

Doja. She out birthdayed you. So a video. There were two good reasons. They were better. I saw a video of a... And happy birthday, a 21 Savage's birthday was the other day, right?

Mm-hmm. The 22nd, a couple days ago. Yeah. Look at that. You didn't go to the Freak Nick? No, no. That looked like somewhere. I saw a video of a Lotto.

She had like a Coogee short set on. Yeah. She's... I went and played Lotto after I saw that. I said, you know, let me go put some numbers. Which number? What's Lotto's favorite number? Yeah, I was like, you know,

let me go and put some number. She looked great, though. The freak nick. The freak nick theme was a, was classics, some legendary Atlanta shit. I thought that was dope. I don't really like the theme party shit, but if it's a freaknik theme, I'm fucking with it. Well, yeah. I know you just looked to me crazy when I said I'm more excited for this than I was for

what a time to be alive. That's a personal thing just because when Drake goes into futures world, I don't particularly care for it. When he goes into 21 Savage's world, I like it. And when 21 Savage goes into his world, I like it. Yeah. I just think this is going to be a better album. My personal thoughts, I think of what they've done together and the type of sounds that they hop on together and how 21 has been rapping lately.

I think this is going to be better. I just do. I could be completely wrong. You think this is going to be better than what a time? Yes. Yes, I do. I mean, my personal taste. My personal taste.

Yeah, I don't really like what a time, man. You don't either? I do. Oh, yeah, I do. I love that shit. What the fuck is going on there? No. I thought that album was great.

No boo, no boo, no boo, no boo, no boo. No, she's hard. We got some really big rings. That's a perfect example of what, like, this generation does. Like, they take one thing. And we're going to do some really big things. It's like, nah, don't do that. That record is hard.

Yeah, like that record is hard. That album's hard. No, all right. Why I don't like that album is because I think they went too much into future. If there could have been a balance of half Drake World and half Future World, I would have been with it. It was all Future's World. Like, have you heard?

Future, do features on... Big rings, live from the gutter. 30 for 30. Diamond is just... Plastic bags is probably the only real Drake bag, I think, really at all. And that's because of the breakdown at the end.

30 for 30 doesn't count. It's just the Drake song. Change locations, jump man. Jersey, 30 for 30? I mean, well, yeah. I mean, he's not wrong. Yeah, they're all like very featured. But I like it.

Which, by the way, I'm never fault someone for saying they love this album. It's one of those things that's a personal taste, but I can understand why people like it. It's just not my shit. I feel you. Because it's too much future sound. I feel you.

I love, Have you heard Future, of course, featured on Drake's album when he's in Drake's world? Yeah. Sounds incredible. Sometimes he washes Drake. Yeah. They just needed more 40 in there.

That's all I'm saying. I'm not mad. I love Esco. I love all the beats that come from Futures Camp. It's just too much of it. And I think they should have pulled back and let 40 just hang. Okay.

I'm going to listen to the sound tonight. I'm going to listen to the sound. I was going to say, what makes you think he's not going to just jump into just 21 Savage's sound? because 21 has been jumping into more of the rapper bag lately

on Cole's album he was rapping was Jimmy Cook's more of a Drake or 21 World Well Do you think A Jimmy Eats and a Jimmy Did you think

this album started the way What a Time did? Because apparently What a Time started with like two or three records and then they just ended up banging out like the rest of them

And I think the last one they recorded was Jumpman for this. Like the idea was to go in this to do two or three songs and they came out with this. Do you think that happened with the Jimmy Cook session? Oh, no. This was definitely. Way planned. They had joints just sitting and they just probably figured like, listen, let's just put a, let's put something out. I think it was part of, and we even discussed when.

Because if the album is coming Friday, this shit been, these songs been done. Oh, yeah, for sure. These records been done for a while. This was definitely planned to all the way down to the honest and never mind shit. They ended that purposely. I don't think because Jimmy Cooks was so fire and it was at the end of honestly, never mind. They were just like, oh, we should do an album.

No, that was planned to be the next installment after the dance joint. Right. I'm looking forward to it, man. Anytime you tell me Drake got something coming and 21 Savage with the run that he's been on, I'm definitely looking forward to this project. Like I said, you give me three more Jimmy Cooks.

I'm happy. I'm like, all right, this shit is hard. So her loss this Friday, another album coming this Friday. a division working on my karma shout out to the guys damn shout out to 85 definitely looking forward to

this project I feel like this is something that they've been working on for a long time something that they've been shout out to Jermaine Dupree, shout to B. Cox something that they've been working on like real real intensively they've been taking their time with these records

they've been living with them letting people you know sit with them and give feedback so I'm I'm happy that the guys finally get their release date this Friday, working on my karma. Shout out to Division. Do you feel like when you guys were on that video set, you guys were working on your karma or maybe working against it? Definitely working against it.

I'm going to talk to Daniel about this, this title, like, fam. It's very much, I love the title, but it's very much that ain't shit type of thing. Oh, of course. You, God's still working on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My story is not from my journey. I'm still a work in progress. I get it, Daniel.

Don't judge me on my past transgress. Right, exactly. But shout out to them because I am looking forward to this. I didn't hear, I think I may have heard maybe two more songs. Yeah. So I didn't hear a lot of the album. I mean, I've heard a lot and what I heard I loved. I don't know what's going to be on the album and what's not.

But every time I've been in a session, it sounds incredible. Yeah. So I'm excited. And we need some real traditional R&B going into the end of the year. Anytime you got JD and B. Cox in the studio with you, then you jagged Edge. And it's like, okay, y'all, this is some. R&B shit.

For sure. This is definitely some R&B shit. Working on my karma, division available this Friday. Do you guys not find it odd that there are two OVO

releases coming this Friday, the Drake release and the division release? Do you think that that has anything to do with? I don't think it was planned. I don't think it was planned and it's two totally

different genres. Yeah. But they're a small label. Stacking releases like that is usually a no-no. Yeah, but I mean, to me, it's still universal

at the end of the day, right? If I'm division, I'm not mad at it though Because I always believe Like if one of the biggest artists in the world Was dropping on iTunes or whatever DSPs And you drop the same day It's like your shit is people are there To download albums

If your shit is there It's like okay Like we're gonna stumble on ice People might just stumble upon this album Like oh this shit was dope I don't know because remember when people said When Joey Badass didn't move his album On purpose because of things happening

You know when Drake had dropped you don't think that's almost I mean even though they're different genres in terms of division then you still think that kind of hurts at least first week it's just being that division is this is R&B

it is different it's just a difference and I think after the whack part will be that division might not be able to debut at number one I mean that's a big whack part though but they still could with R&B

I don't think we're going to put the 21st but but this is like I don't know man I just a good album, the biggest artist in the world, one of the biggest artists in the world drops. My album is right there too. The only thing that does suck with that though is word of mouth has turned into social media and timeline and everything. So sometimes even though you're right next to them, when the whole timeline, no matter

what social media app you want to use, when the whole timeline is on Drake in 21, you may kind of miss that big push that does have everyone for the rest of the weekend going to that album. So, yeah, I get it. That can get a little tricky. But I think they'll be fine. I don't really care about first week. What you did your second week? See, I completely agree with you there.

Because who's still listening to your project? Yeah, like, who's still listening? Like, what did you do your second week? So I get it, you know, the debut week is a big week for, it's more ego shit. Even the shit, the video you're in. Division as an example. I don't think very much shit dropped when you guys put that record and video out, it became the entire timeline conversation.

So it got an insane amount of views because everyone wanted to listen to what everyone was talking about. So that sometimes can get hindered when two of the biggest artists are about to do a joint album together. Yeah, I get it. I understand. It does take someone to light away. But like I said, let me see what you did your second week.

Even though I'm pretty sure Drake and 21 will be more than fine that second week. Well, I'm just hoping you to, if I'm Daniel 85, I just hope that Drake does two IG posts that day. Yeah. Oh, no. Now. You got your IG especially today. Can you throw our shit?

Yeah, no. Which I think Drake will do. Of course. Of course. I think Drake will definitely support Division and let everybody know that their album is available. We were talking about number ones with Drake 21, Division, etc. I think Taylor Swift's third week numbers might be number one.

Her first week. I don't think a number one is in sight. Taylor Swift has the biggest album debut of all time on Spotify with her Midnight's project. 184.7 million. And that's sales. That's not streams. Wait. Well, I feel like she would do a billion streams then.

This is just Spotify. Oh, God. Just Spotify. Listen, numbers at this point, it's like the same thing as far as like what the dollar's worth. I don't know. We know how much you love. It's like, what is currency at this point? Yeah.

It's all just a number on a fucking screen. So, I mean, congrats to her. That's incredible. I know she's been going through some business issues with, Scooter Braun and her catalog and everything. So I think she's... It's good to see her back in a space where she can put out her music and be rewarded for it.

And those numbers are absolutely insane. 184.7 million of anything is crazy to think that somebody is streaming your album that many times. Y'all said that number three though, right? Yeah. A verano senti. Yeah. The bunny.

Drake's on here twice. Yeah. Donda number seven. It's interesting what's on you. Taylor's also on your twice. Folklore's hers. All right. I'm going to sound in here.

What is beer bongs in Bentley? That is a Post Malone. Oh, that's Post Malone's shit? Okay. Yeah. That was the name of his album? Mm-hmm. See how much I know.

Not the recent one. Yeah. Okay. I knew it wasn't bugging. Well, yeah, congrats to Taylor Swift. Did you guys watch the playlist on Netflix yet? No. It's a show about Spotify.

It's like their version of social network. It's the Spotify story, scripted series. It's in Swedish, overdub with English. Nice. I love those. Yeah. I have to read everything. Listen, I preferred.

Everyone told me I was very uncultured for watching Squid Game in English. I'm like, bro, I'm not sitting there and reading. I didn't say it. It's like, I remember when my mother made me watch Passion of Christ and it was all with subtitles. I was like, Mom, I'm at like a sixth grade reading level right now. I'm a very, I'm a very subs over dubs guy. But you know what it is? I feel like the English dubs have always been so awkward.

This one isn't as awkward. but it's not like Squid Game Awkward but you can definitely tell that it's a bit off And the translation is a little weird And you can see the words that in Swedish and English are kind of similar Like every now and then

It's like oh hey we share a word But the playlist is a really really Really good series I'll be honest Reading the release on it Netflix released a new limited series The Playlist chronicling The early days of Spotify

The Swedish production Right the Swedish production Directed by per Olaf Swerson, Sorensen, Sorensen. I feel like that was a great attempt. And based on Sven Carlson's book, Spotify Untold. Spotify was one of the few out of like the major tech companies' stories that I really didn't know much about. Obviously, I know who the founder was, but it was very interesting, a very, very interesting story.

Not so much like as far as Steve Jobs, Apple Story, the Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook one. It definitely is a drastically different story, I feel like. I got to check it out. Definitely would recommend it. It certainly is a good example of everything really being tech, like Spotify, which we knew already. But in the creation of it and the goals of it, you truly see that we are just surrounded by tech companies that happen to have creative shit around it. Like, music is just, it's not a music company.

Yeah. It's a tech company. All right. I'm going to add that to the list of shit to check out. Yeah. I watched the season finale of Raising Canaan. Oh. Really good season, man.

It's a really good season. It kind of, it wasn't as, the pace was a little different. It wasn't as, it didn't move as quick as season one did. But I was really, really like, okay, I'm not mad at Raising Canaan. I think that's a really, really good show. I like the storyline. I like where it's going. And season three looks like it's going to be interesting now that everything unfolded the way it did on the last episode of episode 10.

So shout out to shout out to 50. Shout out to everyone involved with Raising Canaan. I only watched season one. I haven't gotten a season two yet. It is on my list. Shout to Joey Badass. He did a great job acting. Has he met Ghost yet?

Has he met Tommy yet? Has anyone from power showed up? Maybe. Maybe. I can see what certain characters might be those guys, like maybe. Well, no, there should be a real ghost, though, no? Like, hey, that's ghost. Hey, that's James.

Because he's Canaan. But I don't think he met them yet. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm not. It's got to be actual real characters. Yeah, yeah, it is. But I guess not yet. So season three, we'll see.

I think it's going to be interesting. I love the storyline. I love where it's going. And it's dope. I like a shout out to 50. They did a good job. I'm not sure where the whole. everything happens now because he's no longer with stars.

Yeah. So, you know, it's going to be some changes. I'm sure they've used the same production company already. So it's not going to be that drastic of a switch. I am curious to see how petty 50 is because there was always the rumor. Of course, it's not real. It's a TV show that Canaan had fucked Tasha and that maybe Tariq was 50 son. Yeah.

I think regardless, just because 50 is who he is, he's definitely going to beat. He's definitely going to fuck Tasha in season three. At some point, yeah. Yeah. It was a really good season though I really liked it I was surprised that I liked it

It took me a while To watch season one I didn't watch it while I was like really airing I went back and just Kind of binge it I was like okay this is dope And I did the same thing

With season two I just watched Like a bunch of episodes Last weekend Caught up to it And then watched the last two This week So shout out to Raisa Kahnish

Again shout out to Joey Badass He did a great job Really really dope job Good actor He definitely has a career In acting for sure Yeah speaking of New York

all right that's why I'm wearing his Mets hat today thanks I'm the Jankies Pissed off at the Yankees man We had a great fucking season Aaron Judge had

arguably the greatest season In history for any player Especially going into free agency It's like you can't even write that To have a season like that Going into free agency It's like now you get to sign your own check

Whatever you want to give it to you I just thought that we would have We would have capped it off with a ring. We haven't won a ring in 13 years. I haven't been to the World Series since 2009, I want to say. But then again, I feel like I was so spoiled as a kid being a Yankees fan. Like, I'm so used to that that should I be sitting here complaining this fucking much? I mean, I think, I've liked Aaron Boone. I think it is probably time, though. For Aaron Boone to go? I don't want to blame. I think we still haven't, we haven't fully

addressed our pitching. I don't think we've really addressed the pitching problems that we have. So I'm, excuse me, I can't put that on Aaron Boone, but I understand why it falls on him. He is the manager. So you kind of like, you know, you got to look at him. But, you know, just being fair, Aaron Judge didn't, he didn't do much in the playoffs. No. Especially against the Astros. He really, he really didn't do much.

But the Astros, that's a really, really, really good team, though. But not to, we shouldn't be swept. We shouldn't be swept. I'm with you on that. Ain't that fucking good. Yeah, we shouldn't have been swept. That's embarrassing. But that Houston Astros team is really good.

That's one of the best teams I've seen in a long time, just from top to bottom. They're a really good team. Dusty Baker is an amazing manager. I'm happy he's going to the World Series. I hope they win. I hope Dusty Baker gets his first World Series ring. But the Yankees shouldn't have got swept. And Aaron Judge, he played like shit.

The pitching was terrible. It's just, you know, but we have to keep him. I say all that to say, whatever Aaron Judge asks for. For sure. In free agency, the Yankees better sign the check, send it to him because we cannot afford to lose Aaron Judge. I mean, he's probably the reason we even made it to the playoffs and had the season we had. But we do need pitching. We do need to address our pitching.

We got to get some better pitching. And again, I think it starts, though. We have to sign. We have to handle business first. Give Aaron Judge the fucking money. If George was alive, we would have to. have Aaron Judge and Bryce and Bryce Harper. Aaron Judge would have been signed.

It would have been Bryce and Aaron chilling. Aaron Judge would have had his extension in April if the boss was still here. You could say what you want about George Steinbrenner, man. He made shit happen and he paid for it. Oh man, he opened that checkbook. He paid out his personal account. Don't worry about it. What you want?

No expense was spared with George. Oh, no. His ego would not let the Yankee stink. It's no way. I just want to say I feel like Yankee fans have gone to the level of delusion as far Knicks fans because no no no no we have because when we have the wrongs to match our ego remember we were down really bad and then we were just like look one home runs that's not that's that's not nix fan nix fan delusion which i i suffer from i can tell you my yankee's delusion is not

even in the same part of the brain nix fan i think i think yankee fans i think we're very very close to getting to cowboy delusion oh that's it that's where i think we're at because you know we had such an amazing history, even though I think the Yankees have had a far better history than the Dallas Cowboys. 100%. We are getting into that arrogant, like, we still think we're America's team and we haven't done shit in a really long time. Nick's delusion is, bro, that's like actual put me in the loony bin delusion.

The Yankees one is very arrogant. The Yankees get there. They just don't finish. They don't win. Yeah, the Yankees are always in a playoffs. For the most part, they're always in the playoffs. We actively try to put a team together. Yeah.

The Knicks are just, although I will say the Knicks do look good this season. Yeah, they were fun to watch last season. Yeah, they do look good. Jalen Brunson, he looks good. RJ Barrett looks, he looks better like he worked on his game. I love the fact that they're playing Cam Reddish. I always thought he was talented. I loved to see him playing that second unit with Emmanuel quickly and Obie.

I was about to say, Obie look good. Their chemistry is really dope. So yeah, man, hopefully the Knicks could kind of keep this, keep the, keep the energy rolling. They're one in one. I know it's early, but they look good. Even in their first loss

of the season of Memphis, they look good. Yeah, they look good. Loss in overtime, but they look good. They look like they're competing. Yeah. And I think it started,

honestly, it's the point guard, Jalen Brunson. I think that it starts there. It's important in the game. The way the game is played now, you have to have a point guard that can shoot the ball. And Jalen Brunson can shoot the ball.

He can get to the hoop. His IQ, he plays smart. He doesn't make any, a lot of mistakes. And I think that was the gaping, the gaping hole Why don't you point at Julian For those listening to the audio experience

We all look at Julian You know anytime you hear gaping you got to look at Julian Well pause It's not in regard to Julian It's his preference in women Yeah he finds the gapers He finds the holes He's like a good running back

Hey Yeah we just But yeah Shout out to the Knicks My Lakers Listen man Bums Listen let me just say this

I'm not putting it on Russell Westbrook. Let me just say that. I'm not. Does Laker delusion exist yet? Yes. It's been there for a little while. Not for me. That bubble ring.

No, no, not for me. Because Laker delusion would be me saying like, yo, well, we're going to win it this year. No. I don't think anyone thinks that at all. No, there's some Laker fans who feel like this team is going to compete. Might get one bignana. Yeah, this is this Laker team is not going anywhere.

They're not going to compete in L.A. And there's only two teams. Yeah, this team is really bad. And it's crazy to say. that with a guy like LeBron on the team that the team is really bad and a guy like AD and a guy like Russell Westbrook like it's just crazy that I say that but it just doesn't it doesn't fit I'm not blaming Russell Westbrook I saw what Russell Westbrook look like when he was in Washington with Bradley bill he still was playing at a very high level he averaged a triple double that season

I think that this system is just not for Russell Westbrook I think he had to we have to trade him uh I think that Anthony Davis has to take some of the blame for the lake is not being where they're supposed to be. I don't feel like Anthony Davis has produced as much as he should. Granted, he's been hurt. So it's not totally its fault, but it is what it is. If you're hurt, you're not producing. But even when he's not hurt, in the first two games, he didn't have any assists, that's just weird to me that, you know, a guy with the talent of AD and the guy that has the ball as much as AD does, that he doesn't have a single assist in two games. The system, I don't know what offense they're trying to i don't i don't know i don't think patrick beverly and russell westbrook

should have ever even happened my god yeah i think i think i think patrick beverly is is is a is a good player i think he's you know he's he's serviceable serviceable but i don't think he's the starting point golf for the legers i just i just me i don't think patrick beverly is the starting point guard he should be the starting point out for the leagas i just don't like the fact that everybody's putting on russ he took a bad shot last night he should have held the ball they was up one with 30 seconds, I get it. But when you're as aggressive as Russell has been his whole life and play at the pace and, you know, it's like he's wide open.

I know sometimes you're wide open because the team doesn't feel like you're going to make it. But, you know, I understand why he took a shot. It wasn't a respectable open shot. Yeah. It wasn't. It was over for a reason. It wasn't because the screen went well.

Yeah. If he would have made a shot, they'd be like, fuck it. We'll live with it. You know what I mean? But I just, I'm not going to, I can't blame it on Russ because I know Russ is still one of the best players at his position in the league. I just think he's in the wrong system with the wrong pieces around him to showcase his game. And then he has to be honest with you, Russ, Rush, you've got to slow down a little bit.

You're playing at a speed that's just like sometimes you're moving way too fucking fast. But again, I saw what you look like in Washington with Bradley Bill. I don't know why they didn't resign Russ because they really did look good together. but we got to make a trade, man. I say move AD while he still has value. We could probably still get some pieces for Anthony Davis. Right now we can't trade Russ. Nobody's going to take Russ right now.

Oh, no, the Knicks would max him out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The Knicks are giving him the keys to the city. The Knicks will definitely give Russ the keys to the city right now. But I think we've got to try to move AD while we can still get some pieces for him. He still has some value on the market. But we can't go much further into the season with this roster.

We can't because it's going to get really, really bad. We're going to look up and be like one in 11 of some crazy shit. And yeah, we got to try to put something together quick. I don't know what the front office is doing. But LeBron needs – he needs some help. He needs some better pieces. We need some point guards that can shoot. I know I heard that they're trying to – they're looking at Terry Roseir

and somebody else, I think. And Ricky Rose, I believe. They're looking at Terry Rosea. I like Terry Rozier. I don't know if he's the answer, but I like his game. But yeah, man, it's going to be a long year. Either way, I look at it for my Lakers.

You know, again, prayers to Russell Westbrook, man, because he's, they just, they just put, because they're putting too much of the blame on Russ. And I don't agree with that. I can't, I can't just put all of the blame on Rush. Because, again, the first game, he looked good. He looked good at the first game. We had like 19 points, 7 assists, 7 for 12 shooting or some shit.

Like, hey, you look good. I just think that, you know, it's too far gone. It's too much embedded in his head. He's thinking way too much. Every time he walks through the tunnel, the fans are calling him a bum. He's ready to fight the fans. It's just too much. It's time for him.

It's time for him to try to leave L.A. I know he wants to be home. He wants to play in L.A., but it's just not working. That was the perfect example of, like, I feel, real world versus the Internet. Like it was a metaphor. Someone yelled that Russell shit. Like, oh, you bum, you piece of shit. And then he came back out and he was like, what did you say?

Right. Crickets. Yeah. And I get it. I understand as fans, you feel like, you know, but these are, these are grown men. These are, you know. No, no. Fans say what the fuck you want to say.

But when he comes back out. Say it again. Say it again. Yeah. And I'm not saying that he should then hit him or anything like that. But I, right, where's just like, not only is there no more bravado in your voice. You didn't even say it again. Yeah, you didn't say like, come on, man.

You're stinking. up say something. Yeah. Like, hey, let's have a dialogue. What do we need to do to get this? We're on the same team. Yeah. He goes, come on, baby, we need you.

Oh, God. That's what he said. Oh, that was his response. That's what was you say? When Russ came back out, goes, what did you say? And he goes, come on, baby. Oh, I didn't even hear that. I heard nothing.

I just thought it was crickets. First of all, saying you suck ass and they're following up, well, come on, baby, we need you. That was like, that was like my AMA. It's a weird relationship. Yeah, it's just weird. But again, I don't want to put too much blame on Russ. He isn't playing well, but I'm not putting all the blame on Russ.

Anthony Davis has to play better. I just feel like there should be some type of agreed upon, like, celebrity death match situation where if some players are okay with it and some fans are okay with it, everyone can sign a waiver and after the game, we can just Royal Rumble. It's like a professional mouse at the palace. Yeah. Oh, shit. Everyone signs a waiver if you're into it and let's go fucking nuts.

then I think a lot of people would shut up because they'd say, well, sign that waiver, big boy. Yeah, big boy. I was trying to quote, what did Mike Tyson say? Sign the contract. Who was he talking to? I can't remember. It's fine.

Lennox Lewis, I think. Probably. Yeah. Sign the contract, Big boy. I just feel like there needs, with everything that Triller did, we need to just get more into internet and fans being able to fight. Yeah.

I'm with you. In a controlled setting, no one's going to really actually get hurt. But let's blow some steam. Yeah, let's just lock in the locker room together. Let's go toe to toe. It's be fine. The Giants are 6 and 1. Because then I just think people would step a little differently and talk a little differently

when the option is there's a legal way that we can go do this. Yeah. We can legally fight. Yeah, we now have an option because everyone's be like, oh, can't do that, just get arrested, all that shit. No, there's a way right here. Yeah. Just sign this.

Like there should be an app. I could send you the contract and we could just both hit it. You can e-sign right now and we can fight. Check this box. Yeah. Check this box.

Because then you're going to look nuts. And then check this out. Then you'll look nuts to the fucking Reddit internet streets when someone's saying, I see that you're continuing to talk. How about you sign this? I don't want to do that.

All right. Well, what if their feelings are hurt? Well, listen, I'm an emotional guy. Ah, okay. The Giants are 6 and 1.

I didn't see this happening. I'll be honest. I thought they was going to, after they won the first game, I said, yeah, they'll probably lose out the rest of the season. But they're six and one. They're playing great. Sequin Barkley looks really, really good. Shout out to the Giants.

The Jets are 5 and 2. Crazy. The athlete didn't see that happening. But shout out to the Jets. See that, and this would be Nick's delusion. I would then take the success of other New York teams and be like, look, it's something in the air. It's our year. It's our year for all of us.

For sure. Fuck that. I mean, I might be there. Although I will say If the Jets, the Giants, and the Nix make the playoffs Come on See, look at what you did

I'm just saying it It's not important The Knicks made the playoffs What two years ago? Oh yeah, two years ago Yeah, it's not far fast What scares me The Giants look great

They're fun to watch They're just giving me Amazing season Losing the first roundbops The Giants? Yes Really? Yeah

It's all matchups Depending on who they play Yeah The Jets are definitely giving me The NFC East is going to be fun to watch regardless the whole season. Because obviously Philly's bowling, cowboys are bowling, giants, like, it's going to be cool. The commanders are, you know, commanding, whatever their name is now. The commanding.

The Washington football team. They're commanding and demanding. No, they're not. I know. They're three and four. They're not demanding anything. But, hey, man, listen, even Gino Smith is balling. It may not be with the Jets, but.

It's playing good. Tom Brady. I think it may be time, man. It is. I think it may be time. I think, I think Tom is, he's finally come to that point where it might be time to say this is the last year. Did he say that already? Did he say this was the last year?

No, he actually said he's committing to more. He said last week, there'll be no retirement anytime soon. Okay. Well, here's the thing, though, like when all those rumors of the marriage breaking up and everything, that's whatever. none of our business. But if that is true, it must suck to make that decision to go back and choose football over your family, which I respect do the man thing. But then you lose, like going back home must be. Yeah, you lose back. Your wife is just going to look at you. You know when a woman looks at you like this. Like I tried to save you from this. Look what you chose.

Look at you now. Yeah. Yeah. Look at you now. But. Listen, man, kids can raise themselves. We got jerseys to sew. Fuck them kids. Damn. Well, I mean, listen, man, Tom Brady's been a hell of a career. Still a greatest quarterback ever to play the game, in my opinion. But I think you may have played a year, one year too many, in my opinion. But then again, it's Tom Brady.

He can go on to win out the rest of the games for the season. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, I don't want to count them out yet, but he... But you can't say one year to that. When you just win the Super Bowl, like... Yeah, I can't. I mean, I feel like only John Elway is the only one that really got that. I was going to say, the Elway route, it's so not common.

But would you have more respect if he went out on top? Because then we could just have the speculation. What if he came back? Like, it would be honorable. Well, no, if Brady retired this past year, I would get it. Yeah, of course. You fucking, you prove that you could win without Belichick. You could prove you win when you're fucking 45 years old.

There's not much left to prove. You know, Tom Brady doesn't have anything left to prove. I mean, if you need to prove to your wife that, you know. You're not cheating. I understand. But he doesn't have anything left to prove on the football field. Tom Brady is Tom Brady. He's the greatest quarterback ever.

But I just think that, you know, this year so far it looks like it's just not going to end well. It's not going to end in the Tom Brady fashion. I definitely don't want him to not meet the players. But they still have a squad and it's still Tom Brady. Yeah, it's still Tom Brady. They have a team. And as long as you got Tom Brady on your team, you got a legit shot at, success. So we'll have to see what happens with that. So yeah, man, we'll be doing for the week.

You know, this and that. Tickets on sale now. Newhorandmall.com. We're in London, November 5th. Getting ready for that trip. Getting ready for that trip next week. We're out of here. Damn, it's almost November already. It's next week. Are you guys dressing up this week? Halloween? Come on. I didn't think about it. I didn't know. I got in the spirit. I can't remember last time I dressed up by Halloween or in general. Both.

You can put Rory in like the fighting Irish mascot costume. No, I take it back. The last time I dressed up for Halloween was for Lenny S. and Lala's party like years and years ago. And I didn't have shit and I wasn't planning on going. I had a Queensbridge basketball tournament jersey. And I was like, oh, you know, fuck it. I'll just throw this on it. That's from the prodigy video.

And then it went on the internet and said, look at this racist piece of shit and blackface. I'm like, I didn't have any blackface on you. It was just a queasper jersey. Blackface because you had a queensbridge jersey. They're like, they're like, read the room where I'm like, I just like the jersey. I don't know. I just like basketball. Like, what's the problem?

Yeah, I didn't think about, I didn't think about dressing up, though. I'm going to be Lilo and Stitch with my girl. Yeah, you told us. Because you're Samoan? You can guess which one is which. You're Lilo? No, I'm Stitch. How dare you?

Because you're Samoan. I was trying to brush over that? The last time I dressed up for Halloween. I was very young. I probably was like 15. What were you? I was, I think I was like, I think I, like, that's when everybody was still,

and they're still on it. Did dead presidents just face you? Oh yeah, yeah. White face. Yeah, white face. You know how I go. Yeah. We did that.

Like a bunch of us did that and terror. And they actually went out and robbed. Which president? We terror robbed the Grand Concord. Which president were you? Which president? Lincoln. Yeah, I was Lincoln.

terrorized the grand concourse. Out of everyone in the movie Dead Presidents and in that robbery, who do you think you would have been? Probably Lorenz Tate, I would say. Of course, she'd be the main character that... Yeah. You know, Ma. I don't do drugs, so I can't be Chris Tucker.

I'm not going to OD on a toilet in a bathroom in the Bronx. First of all, Lorenz State was in court and granted, I have no idea what it would like to be sentenced to life in prison, but he murdered. like seven cops, destroyed, blew up a fucking brink's truck.

And the judge said, life. And he was like, life. What the fuck? You're gonna put me away. You murdered like seven cops, bro. You're going to jail for life. Look what I did for this country.

You just murdered mad cops. But it was a deeper story. It was because I went forth for this country. I got PTSD. Came back home, couldn't get a job. Couldn't support my family. I tried to do what I had to do to get money to support my family.

PTSD, I understand. Yeah, look how you can't kill seven cops. That's not. No, well, right. You cannot kill seven cops. I agree. I know what the entire part of Vietnam was part of that. I went and fought for this country and got mentally fucked up.

Like, I had to kill over there and it was okay because I'm killing. But at that point, killing is killing. Right. I was programmed. I became a killer because I was serving this country. I never killed nobody before. I went and served. Went over there.

It was killing. Lost my mind. Come back home. I'm trying to do right. I'm trying to have a job. I can't get. get no work. I can't. It's like, I'm a fucking veteran. I fought for this country. Y'all should take care of me when I come back home.

I mean, you can get into that psychological shit. And I agree with you. But it really was because his baby mother was fucking a pimp and he had more money. So he went rob a bank. Like you could put what you want on the Vietnam, PTSD, you know, all that. What the country owes our veterans and just kicked them to the curb, got him hooked on drugs. At the end of the day, he saw a pimp with more money and groceries for his daughter. It was like, I have to rob a bank. do that. So it's really the Pimp's fault at the end of the day.

Yeah, no, he did lose his mind. Like, he went all the way over the edge once Cuddy put that gun in his mouth and said, suck it, nigger. Whoa. Can we start the episode with that? Yeah, I'm going to start with that one. Suck it, nigger! Let's move that to the problem.

I was like, yo. His manhood was so hurt after Cuddy called him in his staircase. He went and fucked his baby mother's sister. Yeah. You know he always wanted to hit that. He went to a Black Panther rally, not for the Black Panther. He was like, well, she's there. Yeah.

Go see what she's tall. One of my favorite movies, dead presidents. So, yeah, that was the last time I dressed up. It was dead presidents. Y'all threw some ideas at me as what I should be for this Halloween. I don't know. We'll see if we can make it after. We can do a poll on our socials and see what people think.

Yeah. Let's do a poll. I don't know if you want to trust the Internet in a poll on what you would have to wear. I'm not going to. That doesn't mean I'm going to do it. It's not like I'm saying. Whatever you guys say, I'm going to do it. Yeah. Let's just see what they come up with.

All right. All right. So we'll be back in a few days. I don't have no plans for the world. week. Probably just chill. We're about to go get motivated by La Russell in person. You know he's about to... Oh, yes. You know he's about to wrap some... Shut out to La Russell.

Some introspective shit about what we need to be doing with us. Go see my guy La Russell, yeah. So yeah, we'll be back in a couple days. Y'all be safe. We'll talk to you soon. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger. Peace. No, Rory and Ma! Hey, you United King Dimonians. You blokees and blokeettes. This is Rory. And mall.

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Yes. We will be at the Earth Theater November 5th in London. Looking forward to it. Hope to see you all soon. Get your tickets now. If not, it's going to be a fucking piss fest when we get there. We're going nuts. I'm Joey Dardano.

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