New Rory & MAL - Episode 115 | Taylor Swift’s Newest Fans

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

The Swifties are back after a festive Halloween weekend. We open another film review, Pelham 123 (someone on Reddit please make an edit), the guys declare Diddy as the winner of the weekend, oh and Lori Harvey. Meanwhile, North West is running around in MJ’s memorabilia. Rihanna dampens the mood with her new ballad, while SZA continues to avoid accountability. On a more personal note, Mal addresses Math Hoffa…what you mean by that? (Druski voice) Let that sink in. Elon’s sink found its way into Twitter headquarters and sent a few employees packing. The NY teams are back to losing and the Lakers finally get in the W column. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, you United King Domenians. You bloke's and blocettes. This is Rory. And mall. And we are coming to London's Earth Theater, November 5th. Yes. First time across the pond for me.

I'm excited. Yes, I'm excited to. Not first time across the pond. First time going across the pond and people were actually waiting to see me. Yes. First time with the work visa. Yes. We will be at the Earth Theater November 5th in London.

Looking forward to it. hope to see you all soon. Get your tickets now. If not, it's going to be a fucking piss fest when we get there. We're going nuts. It's me. Which song is that? It's anti-hero. Oh, that was in the...

Listen, man, it's my first time hearing it, so... That's your first time hearing that? I think so. Toilet Swift. I heard that. I'm a Swifter. I'm a Swifter. She got some joints. Yeah, she got some... See why she's all over, Billboard.

Taylor Swift, well, we never doubt... You can never doubt her pen. We know she's an amazing writer. It's just funny to say about it. You can never doubt the swift pen. Her pen moves so swiftly, if you will. Whoa. Come on, y'all don't even see the people.

You're sure. You don't write for her? Oh, man, listen, man. Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Mall podcast. I am all. I'm Rory. And we are back. Happy Halloween, you ghoulins, goblins, monster zombies.

What did they say? Zombies with no conscience. Zombies with no conscience. I think my costume today is going to be a zombie with a conscience. With a conscience? Yeah. Like, I'm going to tell the other zombies like, hey maybe we shouldn't like eat the rest of these people

what about the zanz? They thought people were there on sand zombies. I thought it was the bat salts. Oh, those are the real zombies. That's like a Florida zombie. Hi, it's me. What key is that? I don't know.

Malky. Probably middle C. Well, I think I'm going to contribute to these Taylor Swift streams. Yo, that Taylor Swift, listen, she owns the top 10 right now. Yeah, all 10. One through 10 on high. Jesus Christ, Taylor. Who's Taylor dating these days?

Now I get it. Is she single? Is she single? I don't know. Is she dating anybody? Is she linked to anybody right now? Is she linked to any? You know they always like to link somebody to somebody.

Her boyfriend is Joe Alwyn? Who's Joe Alwyn? I think she's just finding herself right now and just like really trying to get to know her. Because in so many relationships she felt like she lost herself and didn't even know what she was. That's why she said, hi, it's me. To herself in the mirror. Yeah, finally. She opened the door and it was her.

he's an actor shout out to Taylor Swift amazing fucking numbers her first week second week probably gonna do the same yeah she owns the top 10

I think Drake in 21 should maybe push another two yeah it might as well just wait to Thanksgiving bro do we think it'll be a Drake and 21 Savage show at the Apollo

instead of just a Drake show because we we predicted like B-side Drake for that we just might we might get a lot of 21 and no I think it'll be just Drake where are you and Drake

going to tear down the city after? I'll probably take we'll probably go to Amy Roofs. Got to take Drake to Amy Roofs. Got to go to 116th Street. Yeah. Then we probably go to Melba's.

Stop by Melba. That's a lot of calories. Yeah, yeah, no. Get some dessert at Melba's. You know what I'm saying? Take him to the barbershire. You got to get shape up. Got to get Drake good Harlem shape up.

Take him to the juice bar. Go Jossil. Is this before the show? Yeah, this before. We're going. It's all in a 15 block radius. The amount of saturated fats in that plan, I think he'd be a little sluggish on stage.

That feels like an after show. But it's going to be the B-Sides. I guess. He hasn't done those in a while, though. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he can't have too much sweet potato pie. And the last time he performed those records, he tore his ACL on stage somehow. But we're going to take Drake around Harlem, get him a good hauling, a day around Harlem.

Yeah. You know, you got to do that. Maybe jump him into a Crip set or something. No, we're not. Trying to jump the biggest artist in the world. You know Dave East is going to try. Come over here, Dr. Dave is definitely going to try to get Drake on Crip.

Like, yo, come to King, come to King, come to King. We're going to jump you in the middle. But because Drake is such a hard worker and a perfectionist, I really think he'd be like, nah, don't bless me and beat the shit out of me real quick. I gotta be official. Exactly. He want to be a real Crip. Yeah, man, I'm a Swifty.

I don't know about you guys, which I might want to get on board this train. That's who you need to take to Harlem. Taylor Swift? Oh, God, I would love to take Taylor. Where would you take her? I've been on a few blocks in Harlem now. There's a lot of Taylor Swift's up there. Yeah.

Oh, now? Come on. The neighborhood has changed. The neighborhood has changed. They'll look at her like, that's a stringer. I'm the most. Noha, North Harlem is not the name. No, first of all, I would never call it noha. Don't they call it that now? No, no, no, no. It's always Harlem.

I don't care about what they're trying to do. Jitrification is hauling. I mean, I hear Morningside Heights is a lovely area. It's coming. The neighborhood is so lovely now, Roar. You got to come visit. I got to come visit. How was your weekend, man? It was cool.

Quiet? Very much so. Yeah, very, very much so. I saw that there was a lot going on in the city. I took the train Just because I was curious I tried to get you Keep your New York legs

Yeah man Come on Sometimes you gotta take the subway I haven't I haven't rode the subway Since before the pandemic Probably like Really? It's been a while yeah

Damn It's been a while since I rode the train Like right before the pandemic Probably was the last time I rode the train Wasn't a lot of costumes on the train I assumed that This was on Saturday during the day

I was like oh everyone's probably gonna be out like bar hopping in costumes Wasn't many people on the train With costumes Everybody was in Uber Yeah I was kind of disappointed Walking, riding bikes, scooters. Hoping to see some ass on the train, but, you know.

No ass. That's where you know. Almost people asked. It was definitely. Yeah, this is on Saturday. Was it early? It was like 3 p.m. Oh, you're not going to see.

No, you're not. But it was really nice outside. I figured. I figured people would do the day thing, you know. The sheets come out at night. Like Santa Con, but with. The sheets come out at, that's what the Ku Klux Klan. I was going to say, yeah.

The sheets come out at night. The sheets come out at night. Hi, it's me. They're all clan hymns. I think I want to run. ride the subway and when the door opens just sing that in a random person's face. And you know what's funny? No one would batten out.

No, no, no. They'd be like, excuse me, sir, move. Yeah, just turn their AirPods up. It's business as usual. Like, nobody cares. Is that a middle C? You have to, that's middle C. You have to really become a different type of person riding the subway in New York City.

Like, you have to have your AirPods just so nobody would try to talk to you. Even if they're not on. Even if the AirPods are dead, just put them in your ears. That deters at least 40% of crime. Does it? I feel like they still yell at you then. They just talk a little louder. I remember one time I had some AirPods on

This is when the AirPods still had like the The wire So I mean like So headphones A headphone Headphones Wasn't they? No

The earphones It was like earphones? Okay So fuck it Whatever So I had some some headphones on And a guy was on the trade And he was

I know he was talking to me And I feel like a bitch Every day that I think of I want to find that guy in square We got a knee round two Just let it go He started saying something For yourself

Man I knock him the fuck out Oh that's I mean I've definitely happened to be a couple of times. Obviously, he wasn't his right mind, so I'm like, all right. But I know he felt like he felt like he was punking me. Have you ever had? I wasn't listening to anything.

I just had him in just so nobody tried to talk to me. And he's talking crazy to me. Were you looking at each other? No, but he was sitting. There wasn't nobody on outside of the car. He could feel him being talked to. It's like, you know, you could look through somebody like, so you know how the, like, the wall of the train is like that, it's that I don't want to

call it aluminum or titanium, whatever it is. But you can see through it. You can see the reflection. So I'm sitting there and I'm looking, he's sitting on this side and I could tell he's looking towards me. And he's just going, he's going crazy. Like he's talking to me crazy. Like I knock you the fuck out.

I'm just like, just that low Griselda in your ear? Yeah, but I kept, I always kept a little pocket knife on me and I'm just like, yo, am I going to have to use this today? Yeah. Because you don't want to stab somebody. Like that's I mean, you don't. Yeah.

To run up on somebody and stab somebody and have somebody, it takes a different type of ending. Yeah, and then you get their blood on you. Yeah, and I'm just like, I don't want to have to do this. You got a tennis shot before? They don't feel good. It's not cool. Yeah, I'm just like, I don't want to have to do this.

This guy's obviously out of his mind, like, you know, whatever, whatever. But that's part of Rodney NYC. You got to prepare for those type of encounters. But that's right. It's not even New York specific. I feel like everyone's running to homeless people that are very aggressive and yelling that they are going to harm people. And we just walk by like, all right, that's homeless.

Have you ever seen one, like, start shadow boxing and you realize like they might be telling the truth? Like just the way he even square, like how his shoulders. I'm like, oh, that's a, that's a stance. No, I know, I actually know a dude from Harlem that rides to subway. He's a little bugged out. And I don't want to say, is that offensive? Bugged out?

Probably to bugs, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's a little off his rocker. That's offensive to rocking chairs. Oh, damn. Okay, he's a little not well. I don't know. I know a couple of wells, you know, upstate.

Damn, the water, disrespecting the water. Yeah, it's wrong. Fuck. Okay, so he's just, um. You're spazzing right now, Mom. He's just a little. Damn. Okay, so he's just one of those people that's just maybe not all the way together.

You people? What you mean, you people? Damn it. Did he just you people us? Everything is offensive. Fuck, I just want to tell my truth. Hi. He was living his truth.

How about that? He was living his truth. But he's a former boxer. And he can really fight. But if you see him, you could tell like, okay, this is the guy that rises the train. You know, whatever. And I saw him one day on the train, and I saw a guy. guy getting ready to get into it with him.

Now I'm all the way to other end and I'm like, homie don't even know what's great after you try to fight. Like, he used to really box for real. Muscle memory and reactions are still there. I'm just like, please don't get into a fight with this. Yeah. You're going to lose. You're going to get hurt bad.

And it's just going to be like a bad start to your day. But I say that to say, yes, riding the NYC subway like you did this weekend. I think I want to do it. I think I need to get my subway legs back. I forgot how long the trains take to get from 125 to 59th year. I know the A train is still express. It usually took about 12. That should takes a minute.

Now, for real? It takes a minute to get there. I don't know what happens. From 125 to 59? On the A train? Yes, it takes a minute. It's not express no more? It's expressed, but that shit takes a minute just to get there.

Sometimes it just pauses at the station for like a good five minutes. That was like the most dangerous, you know, at that time, that's one because once you locked in. Yeah. From 1005th Street, whoever's in your cart. Yeah, you got to deal with them until you get the 59 Street. Like, this crazy how you just know what to prepare for. Like, all right. Who's in this cart right now?

Because these doors are not going to open for another eight men. minutes at least. Question. What was the longest you guys have ever been stuck inside of a train? You know how like you get stuck in the time?

Probably like maybe 40 minutes one time. Yeah, probably in the hour. What did you do? Sat there. Sat there and prayed. Yeah.

Try not to make eye contact. And I was wondering where are the fucking subway entertainers when you need them? Yeah. They would really make a killing right.

Yeah, they would make the time fly right now if they were dancing. Like I would love it. I would join in right for 40 minutes. I'm just sitting here. Like where are they at? Um, so yeah.

Showtime would be crazy. Me doing showtime? Showtime mall. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm gonna do that. I think we can start riding the Subway is get my showtime shit off. We should part on the subway one day. I'm down.

We can definitely do that. Let's go to the platform with just fine. You can get light and I'll just be like your friend next to the boom box that just like hits a play. Just claps. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'll go around with a hat and collect while you're, while you're trying to get over your leg or some shit.

You know that move. The subway entertainers have gotten really good now. They use all of the pole. I mean, they really use. to space. They can do a backflip standing on a crowded stress train. They can do a backflip in a phone. Like they should be in Ocean's 11.

Yeah. Like, sir, you are in the wrong business. You can do a backflip on a moving train. You should be in Seoul, 2024. You should be. I just, those kids are selling themselves short. They need to go to circus. They need to rob a bank.

Speaking of kids, I didn't see any Halloween, festivities outside of your home. Yeah, there's just construction everywhere. That's why. They're going to fall into a sinkhole. Somebody should tie a balloon to the remember like, was it it? Yes. Tied balloon to the sewer.

Another scary character that I would have punted over the fence if they came anywhere near. He wasn't a, he wasn't small. It was a grown-ass man. A big man. Oh, then what was this? Wasn't there a small clown? No, it was like one of the kids that he had kidnapped for. Oh, okay. He was now one of his workers

Yeah All right So we are back Some things happened over the weekend There was a lot of festivities A lot of Halloween parties A lot of costumes A lot of couple costumes

So Eddn Our lovely engineer Our lovely Somebody's phone That was my phone Okay Is that the ice? Is that ice?

No No Lake house sir We're outside the door I don't think of that call Eddie you and your girlfriend You think they call? Yeah, yeah.

Well, Edna's a nice guy. You can quiet. Just come downstairs. Turn himself in? Yeah, he's like, oh, come on, you got me. What did you say? Give me one second. Yeah.

So you and your girlfriend with Lilo and Stitch. Yeah. How do you feel? Did you want to participate or were you forced like every other man in a relationship to do things that you don't want to do? Any guy who's in a relationship is automatically forced into being the dumbest shit on Halloween if you're in a couple's costume. Like she gets to be Lilo and have her ass out. Yeah. And I got to be dumb ass stitch.

Yeah. You were still throwing ass though. I was still throwing an ass though. But that's all my clothes. close friends, Julian. Was, all right. So he's one of your close friends. That's true.

How did this conversation go? Did she, like, sit you down? Did she maybe make your favorite meal? No. Did she say, hey, did she give you some head? Like, how did she start the conversation with, hey, you're going to be Stitch? First of all, it's guilt tripping. It's always guilt tripping.

Was there more options? Yes. She wanted, did you ever see a goofy movie? Yes. She wanted me to be the big dude. The big dick? No, no. The big dude.

Listen, we know you're in some shit, man, but No. She wanted to be a big dick problem. She wanted to be a character in that movie. There was that, there was Maui from Moana. That's racist.

That's kind of racist, though. I thought Lilo and Six was a little racist because you're Samoan, but. He's an alien, so it fit. What are you? What are you trying to say? In an illegal one? Yeah, there you go, see.

I feel like we should edit that. Why? That's just me. Listen, I'm all about taking a vote. Vote a hand. That can vote me out. I don't know. I couldn't think of other ones.

But yeah, that was, so basically she was just like, oh, yeah, like, you know what it is? She's like, what are we going to be this Halloween? I was like, oh, we. That's a trick question. I didn't know it's never, yeah, it's never we. It's all about what is she going to be for Halloween.

And what are you going to be her sidekick? And that's the point. What did you want to be? I didn't really care about it. Yeah, man. He just wanted to be a man. I just wanted to exist. It's very simple what we want to be for Halloween.

I just want to be a man. I want to be a man. to be heard. That's what I want to be. How am I heard? Can I be heard? Can I be seen? Damaris, you have something to say? There's a mic right there. If you have anything to say, Demaris? You're okay. You good? It's our lovely, lovely sister baby D right there. Yeah, it's our sister, baby D. I mean, if I were to be something for Halloween and I promise this and a transgender thing, I would like to be a woman so that day I wouldn't have any responsibilities or have to pay bills or, you know, make a decision. Be so good to be so good to go out and get free drinks

and an Uber home. Yeah. How come there isn't a day where we, with all the double standard shit we have and everything, like, there has to be like a switch day. Listen, as I get older. Like, why I want to be courted one day at the bar. Listen, as I get old and as the years go by, I understand Caitlin Jenner. You just said yes. Well, you didn't have a chance to even answer. I said yes.

I was like, no, well, I almost didn't go to the festivities we went to. Okay. Because I was working other ones. Getting money to pay the bills when she was out partying. Right. because I went to a, do you guys know what a 9 a.m. banger is? With a 9 a.m.? Yeah.

I went to a. Morning sex? Yeah, so it's a party that starts at 9 a.m. Okay. Yeah, so people like pregame at like 6 a.m. Then get there by night. There are people that really do this? Yeah, there's a whole big ass.

There was a lot of people. Wait, people are drinking alcohol. Yes. 6 a.m. in the morning. Isn't there a specific party that's called that though? Is that the one? That is probably. There was one that was like a like Palooza type shit that they started, I think, at like 6 a.m.

We even talked about partnering them to do it all day Biscuits and gravy? No, that's grits and biscuits. Oh, grits and gravy. This guy's hungry. And now we're word from our sponsor, Quaker. Which, that logo is offensive. But go ahead.

I mean, I don't even know if they still have the man on the actual logo. Oh, he's still there. Oh, he's there? He's in my cabin right now. Okay, got it. Absolutely. But yes, so I had to get there by like 830 to set up because I was doing a vlog for DJ.

People are drinking at 6 a.m. And people are drinking at 6 a.m. getting ready for those 9 a.m. This is really just people crying out for help. You know that, right? No, they were all. They all seem great to me. Did they? Yeah, there was as being thrown everywhere.

Oh, my gosh. Heart throbbing in the community. Oh, man. Him and Bundy. And I was just there at Stitch the whole time, dressed up. Looking nice. You know, with a camera. Recording every opportunity of it.

Well, Bobby Schmerter was there. He was there for that 9 a.m. banger. He performed like 2.30 p.m. Well, Bobby has been in a routine of waking up and 6 a.m. for quite some time. So he was ready for that. Anyways, costumes. So I didn't really have any other options. I saw somebody

dressed as a hookah. I was a bear for when I came to see you guys. Somebody was dressed as hookah? Yeah. Dominican. Yes. Got it. Of course. Yeah. You know, the girls got to be like aliens and shit like that or toy story. Is that when they're ass naked and just put on like alien ears? They're like, I'm an alien. And then... I'm a

I'm a horror. Take me through your leader. Take me through your leader. Why does he have... exit. That's a Dominican alien. It's a legal immigrant. Take me through your leader. Take me through your leader.

All right. We'll take you a bad bunny in a second. Relax. He's on stage, but once he's done, I promise. Jesus Christ. Anyways, I met up with her. I was Stitch. She was Lilo, and people were asking her where Stitch was.

So, you know, that was an issue for a good hour. That's just her way of letting them know who's her bitch. Oh, okay. I was hoping I wouldn't be her bitch, but sure. Oh, you were her bitch. I mean, for that day, I was a good bitch. A.k.a. life partner. You were a great bitch that day.

You stayed in character. Because you have to, you have to be their servant that day. Absolutely. What are those, um, so did you have sex with your costumes on after? Ew. Yes. Sick ass motherfucker. That's the creepiest smile I've ever seen.

We didn't do it in character. But you wore the costume. I don't think I've seen Leelow in Stitch, but how would that have worked in character. I don't want to do it. Take me through your leader. That's not. Why is it stitched out like that now?

Your character doesn't even speak. He does speak. He's like, yeah, he had to practice in the mirror. Yeah. It's what gets her going. I gotta get ready. That's something, that's another

whole like thing though. Like you have to, if you have a, in a relationship in it's Halloween, you have to lean into the character that your girlfriend wants you to be. She takes control. So she has to be the one that's like, listen, this is what you're going to be.

And you have to stay in character all night. But why must I be an accessory? I'm a human. Well, you're an accessory in real life to your lady. You didn't know that. That is true. You're an accessory. You're not a man.

You thought you were a man. I am a man. You thought that flag below your belly button was a little made you a man. I am a man. You stick that little doorknob below your belly button made you a man. I'm a man, boss. That bean? My bean.

Ew. It's just a bigger clip. You know that, right? To Goya Bean. Women would love to say that. It's just a bigger clip. Goya bean. God.

You guys never dressed up with a significant other before? Say it one time? No. You never dressed up with a significant other before for Halloween? No.

I don't think so, no. You've always been single for Halloween. No, but I don't think I have... I'm single right before Halloween. Oh, okay. He does that the way people used to do like Valentine's Day, let me break up before.

He does that for Halloween. The week before I just thought, coming out, so I start arguing about petty shit. Like, yo, there's no more Captain Crunch? Yeah. Candy corn? I can't do this shit?

I can't do this shit. I'm over. I need space. Do you think you'll put your foot down next year? For all of us? No. For all mankind. No, I signed up for this.

All right. I know what it is. That's why you're good. Well, why don't you, how about you come up with the costumes? Let's stop lying and pretend you didn't enjoy it. I'm tired of men pretending that they don't enjoy the things that they do with their girlfriends when they get around. Don't let her project. Don't let her project.

If this feels very specific in person. No. You guys enjoy doing that kind of shit. And you just don't want to admit to it. We are crying. Hi. It's me. That's what he was on the inside.

So you really think, Edin, his whole life was just dreaming of being Stitch and walking behind his girlfriend at a Bobby Shorterweight. You thought he stood on the line to get his passport and his visa for years to be allowed in this country to make the American dream. Rory, when you were growing up, did you dream of going to home goods and having a ball? But you go in home goods and you have a ball, don't you? That's a terrible example. How is that a terrible example?

And I feel like that's racist. Because I don't think he wants to be stitched. Yeah. That's all. De Maris, what were you for Halloween? I actually didn't wear a costume. I just had a cute little Halloween themed outfit. I saw that dress, girl.

You was wearing that dress. That was a costume. He was wearing that dress. You had the balloon. It was something that showed the cheeks. Well, DeMaris shows her cheeks on an average. I actually do not show my cheeks. DeMaris.

And I had taken worst pictures. Hey, I mean your close friends. It's between us. But I mean your close friends. I took way worse pictures. And I sent one to Rory at like 2 a. and was like, does this picture make me a whore? And he was like, yeah.

I was like, okay, I won't post it. I thought that was a great male friend advice. Great answer. Yes. Even if she didn't, yes. You look like a whore. Going to house and change. Yeah.

Wait. I think that costume of the year goes to Diddy, though. Before we get there, let's stay on relationships and costumes for a second. Can you see me right now? I can see through you at this point. I didn't feel seen. Damaris, would you let your hypothetical man tell you you can't wear a specific costume out in these streets? I don't date men that would let me.

That would ever say that kind of thing to me. Because I'm me, so I would never do that. She's the nigger. No, I just don't date. She's the man. She wears the pants in this relationship. She puts him in asses chaps and says, hey, go parade around town. Damaris definitely put a leash on a dupe of walking around midtown.

Oh, for sure. Definitely. Really. All right. In your group chat then, is that a thing where women have their boyfriends say like, you can't wear that? Yeah. One of my friends has been arguing wear her boyfriend for the past month over her costume. Wait, he saw the costume before Halloween? Yes. And was telling her she couldn't wear that? Yes. What was it? Did he pay for it? She was a-slody. She was a character. I'm not an outer. She was a horror with cat-hairs. But it included her wearing a onesie, even though she wore like sheer tights underneath and included her wearing a one-sy and she has a fat-ass. her ass wasn't out per se but you could see her shape yes okay is he allowed to go out she was a

star tender kind of she was going to work um is he then allowed to go out on Halloween no draws gray sweatpants and and just parade around town and say hi it's me I mean sure but he would look stupid she looked hot he would look stupid he would look Jesus Christ I would I would want to do something cool though like if I had you know I mean I would want to do something cool like what um hmm Lori Harvey and Michael B. Jordan I could see you pulling off Michael B

damn I got but which Michael B would he be shoulders I got even more shoulders I feel I like when people dress up you could be lawyer Michael B

he didn't have a lot of shoulders in that one oh yeah or you could be Wallace from the wire um I don't know I don't know but I would want to do something that

I saw somebody had a Friday theme party I thought that was I thought that was dope like the movie Friday yeah Oh, and everybody after next. Everybody came in as a character, Pinky.

Ooh, I'd have been Debo. Yeah. You would have been Debo. That's exactly. What was this? Gabe her from Jam? Yeah, that's exactly who you were. Oh, would I have to be Roach then?

Yes. Oh, my God. Rest and peace, he passed. Yes, rest of peace to Roach. His name isn't Roach. I mean, but yes. He was in kids, right? The actor, yes.

The actor that played Roach. But as we've been sitting here for 10 minutes that y'all have not come up with a creative costume for couples, just ran into it. Kids, the movie. that's dope. Do they all of AIDS? Yeah.

Excuse me? Yeah, we would like, we would walk around with like positive tests and like AIDS awareness pamphlets. I don't know about that one. No, we could spread awareness that, you know. Spread awareness. Awareness. So it would be a fun but conscious type of costume where we would inform everyone at the party. But you know, sometimes after Halloween parties, people get a little promiscuous because it's Halloween and costumes and all that.

Be like, hey, are you aware of AIDS? Pop the chewy. Got you. You know. Oh my God. What about D. Wade and Gabby Union? Sure. You could do that.

That's cool. We could wait the same thing. I was going to say who would be there. You heard that, right? That's an edit point. Please, God. Jesus Christ. I'm going to just bleep that.

Yeah. Yeah. No, bleep it. That's great. That's a great joke. We'll let people get that out. All right, the thing with certain Halloween costumes outside of the obvious that could ruin my career, anytime I would think about being somebody for Halloween,

all I could hear in my head was my dad saying, like, are you just going to dress up as another man? Yeah, then they put that on the cell. Yeah, like that on us. Yeah, like that dress. Be yourself. Yeah. Be your man.

Look, I just liked the movie, Dad. I thought it was a great flick. My dad gave me shit during the Jersey era. He's going to wear another man's name on your bat. I'm like, I'm eight, man. Yeah. I'm 10 and I like Iverson. Leave me the fuck alone.

So Diddy dressed up as the, Joker. And I got to say, I got to admit. He committed. He did a great fucking job as a Joker. Like, that was impressive. I'm not sure if I would have known that that was Diddy if I had bumped into him in LA.

No, of course not. He was going around like that. He really, really did a great job. His mannerisms. He just, he really leaned into that Joker role. A little too much, I think. A little too much. He was joking a little too much.

And I don't think that people knew it was. Again, I wouldn't have known. Michael J. Ferguson, him and Mike Puff and Michael J. Ferguson had a little... Two bit from the wire. Just little crosses on frequencies. Yeah. Like Diddy said, just the frequencies are a little off. And was...

Two bit looked like he was dressed as two bit. Two bit was indeed. That was his costume was his character. Yeah, he was real life. And he was acting the same way. Yeah. No gimmicks. This is really me.

Fresh out. Yeah. Just did my push-ups. And him and him and Diddy had a little, you know, little exchange of frequencies. and it was good to see that they got it. I don't think too bit knew it was Diddy. I don't either.

I don't think so either. I don't think he knew that that was Diddy at first. I think he thought it was some guy out in L.A., everybody was out. I know it was a big Halloween party at Tao, and he probably thought it was just some guy that, you know, was dressed up as the Joker and got a little too close to him and was talking, and he probably was like, your dog, I don't know you. You know what I mean?

And don't laugh in my face like that. Yeah. I don't care how committed you are. How did it even start, though? Was there that part of the video or just, just the... No, Puff probably just was, you know, just being the Joker. Just being the Joker.

Being the Joker, having a good time, walking up on people, you know, whatever, whatever. And Michael J. Ferguson just didn't respond to it because he probably... Like I said, I don't think. Maybe he did, but I don't think that he knew that was Diddy. And, but, you know, they spoke. They had an exchange and, you know, Puff told him, you know, come to the after party, change your frequencies. I'm going to start saying that.

That's what's wrong. It's not that where, just change your frequency. No, he also said he took me out. of my energy. I'm love. Yeah. But he said it in a threatening way. You're taking me off my frequency. I'm love, nigga. I'm love. Yeah, to watch. I'll kill you. Don't ever speak to me,

I mean, that's kind of what I said. Waving a gun in his face? Yeah, yeah. I'm the joker. I'm the joker. The joker's all love. You know that. But did he killed that role, though? He killed that. Killed that. Killed that costume. Um, he stayed in character. He said, don't play with me on Halloween. Like, why specifically, yo, it's Halloween. You know, it's my day. No, he said I'm out here. No, well, he said I'm out here with love. I'm I'm out here, you know, I'm out here with love. I'm out here having a good time.

And, you know, I think there was just, like I said, I don't think Michael J. Ferguson knew that that was Diddy. And, you know, but they got it together. They got it right. And, you know. But Puff killed that. He killed every clip I've seen of him that night. But Puff was really the fucking Joker that night.

Yeah, for sure. If you guys were to do Batman and Joker, which one of you would be which? Batman a Joker? Well, I wouldn't have to check. I mean, my hair color's already similar to. I think Roy could play a good joker. I think I could. Yeah?

I think Rory would be a good joker. Except I was probably more welcome at those steps in the Bronx than I am. Yeah. Definitely more welcome to the world. Those steps, let me tell you so. It's nothing to joke about with those steps. Yeah, don't TikTok on those steps. Those steps are not a joke at all.

Definitely don't go over there after midnight. Weren't people getting robbed when they would go over there to take that photo? Absolutely. No, people were getting robbed before they was going over there to take a photo. They're in Highbridge, right? Yeah. No, that's right on, that's like, that's not Highbridge. That's all for Jerome.

I think that's all for Jerome Avon. Those are the same steps. It's on 16, 7 in hybrids, yeah. Yeah, it's hyper. What other costumes I saw? I saw North had the Michael Jackson smooth criminal hat. One, I was jealous. Two, I think Kim is one of the most trusting parents of all time.

I have an issue of when I become a parent that I don't know if I want to buy my kids really nice clothes because kids ruin shit. And I know North is a little older, but she's still a little older, but she's still a kid. kid and kids ruin shit. Let kids be kids. Let them wear things, but... Not the smooth. Not the smooth criminal hat. No, that's going in a case. And then it says, along with jacket, North also got Michael's smooth criminal hat. It still has his makeup on it.

Now, what if North wants a smoothie that night? Or the makeup that North is wearing because it looks the same. It looks the same, right? Dematch the, a bronzer? Is that what that's called? I would say... Concealer? I'm going to say that Michael and North don't have the same fenty number, but... Yeah, no. They definitely didn't have the same fenty number.

Do you guys think that they should leave these priceless collectibles the fuck alone or because they bought them like it's okay? They bought them. They should. I mean, they bought them. It's theirs now. But I mean,

I want to hear that Wu-Tang album, but that scumbag pharmacist bought it. So we didn't get to hear it. So you never got those tracks. You know, I mean, when you obviously have, you know,

the money and the life that Kim Kardashian has, you buy things like that. And I mean, you know, she's a collector. Yeah. Let her kids wear some of the magic that Michael Jackson possessed. I don't know.

Maybe feel that energy, I guess. I don't know. Did she wear Marilyn Monroe's dress this year? She ripped it. She ripped Marilyn Monroe's like. Oh, that was ripped already. Yeah, Maryland didn't have a BBL. So the shape was a little different in the dress.

She lost a bunch of weight to fit into the dress. And then even still, her ass is too big to fit into Marilyn Monroe's dress. So she ripped the dress. Well, we never really saw it because the dress only went so high in that picture. We never really saw the cheeks. Marilyn might have some cheeks. Nah. She was double cheeks.

Give me pancake vibes. Nah, she had nice. She had thick legs. By what? 50 standards? 40 standards? No, no. She had, Marilyn Monroe had thick legs.

Like, we can't compare them to Kim's. Well, I mean, I'm just saying Marilyn Monroe wasn't like a skinny woman. But what we deem skinny now and what they deemed skinny back then is different. Like back in the day, they said that J-Lo had a huge ass and J-Lo had a huge ass. and J-Lo did not have a huge ass. Like, it's completely different standards. I wouldn't say huge, but J-Lo had a nice, she had a nice butt. Real nice.

I'm just saying if you go to, and I want no-smoke be aub. If you go watch the Bootylicious video now, you look at it differently than when we looked at it at that time. Bootylicious. Go look at the Thong song video. There's some cheeks in there, though. Yeah, but it wasn't like that. It wasn't crazy how we thought it was back then. Like, now it's like...

The video is just sitting. go running on top of everyone's head. Yeah, it's just like... I love that video. It's not a crazy video. But no, Marilyn Monroe wasn't a skinny, skinny woman. She had some curves. Definitely has some curves.

Yeah, well, anyways. Well, congrats and happy Halloween to all of the celebrities that dressed up and really leaned into these characters. I saw a lot of really, really good characters. I just showed me that Lori Harvey, Beyonce. I didn't see that. She killed that.

I would like to know, honestly I didn't really care about any celebrity Halloween shit I just want to know what Rihanna's going to be and that's it Whatever Rihanna is what I'm interested Yeah did we see any Halloween picks for Rihanna? You'll probably get some tonight Because we're recording this on Halloween

There's that really celebrity Halloween party That you're going to tonight I'm sure Rihanna will be there I'll be there What are you gonna be? I'm gonna be a podcaster Okay Oh gosh

Yeah What I can't be a podcaster You could go as ASAP Rocky I'm definitely not going with ASAP there Yeah no that's just weird Hey I'm you Nah It doesn't hit the same

Because people do dress up as celebrities Obviously for Halloween It would be funny to watch Like a non-celebrity Go to one of these parties Dressed as the celebrity Yeah And like seeing that interaction

No I'm you You can't tell Like nah not really But happy Halloween Don't knock on my door please Why not? I don't have any candy. Only fentanyl.

And I won't be home. So please don't knock on my door. Speaking of which, Rihanna put out a record for Black Panther. Rihanna put out a record. She had the internet in the frenzy when she posted the video with the R. I thought she was doing a tribute to

Rough Riders. Yes. Listen, man. It was for a single. Lift me up. Is the name of it? Can we be honest? Are we allowed to be honest? I'm part of the Navy, but I feel like I can be honest in the Navy. Be honest in the Navy. How do you feel about it?

Did it lift you up? No. I think in the movie, I'll probably be like, oh, I get it. But just by itself, it's not something I'm running to go back and listen to. I've seen a lot of people, they were kind of disappointed in it being a ballot. It's a very movie, though. I think people thought it was going to be. That's a tribute.

Well, yeah, but I think people thought it was going to be a little more up-tempo, have a little more movement to it. but I like it. Did you dance to it? No, I didn't dance to it. Interpretive dance? You know the dance they do at church? Rain dance?

That's kind of racist. Oh, when they catch the Holy Ghost? Well, not that one. But, you know, like when they do like the talent show portion of church. Oh, that's when they want to raise funds. More funds after taking ties. Yeah, after taking 20% of my check. More funds.

We need new paint. God is telling me there's $20 out there right now. Yeah. Somebody has it right here. I feel it. The Lord. move the basket on this side. It's over here.

So what did you really think? You like it? It's something you're going to listen to again? I like it. I mean, I'm not... No. Did it make a playlist? Do you really like it, though?

I like the song. Yeah. How many times did you've heard it? I listened to it probably about four times. Four times in a row or like he was just throughout the weekend like, damn, let me throw that that Rihanna on. No, I listened to it when it first came out, I listened to it like three or four times. I just had it. Because then after that, it's the, I think, just the...

instrumental plays right after that. I downloaded it. It was the instrumental right after that. That's out. I just let that shit play. You downloaded it? Yeah. You can write a 16.

Like purchased? No, just downloaded it. Okay. So when you're on the plane, like you don't need to worry. Well, I went to hear. It's a Rihanna song. I wanted to hear what's going on. But yeah, it's an instrumental if you want to put some bars on it.

I don't, it's not really like my. Yo, me just remixed munch. Like, you got a remix to lift me up. Yeah, but this ain't really, it ain't really like, it didn't speak to me like that. What would be your first, like, lift me up? Bar. like talking about lifting up Harlem Lift me up

Who'd you lift up? Something with weight lifted But the weight I shifted Somewhere in there Yeah I know the weight I shifted Once the weight was lifted That weight was lifted Like I know where you could go with this shit man

Yeah then the energy was shifted I get it yeah But I liked it I understand I've seen some people saying A wasn't expecting a ballad And you know Some people don't feel like Rihanna

that is the ballad voice or whatever. I mean, I like the song. I'm not going to be playing it much, but I like it. I'm not mad at it. And I do know that in the movie, I'm pretty sure they have a scene where the Black Panther died,

rest of peace chat with Bozeman. I'm pretty sure it will make more sense in that. I think so, too. But I'd rather see the scenes with it. Yeah. Then just the soundtrack. And I do think this soundtrack is going to be dope. I'm guessing that they really put

some real, real money and real music, heavy people behind it. I'm thinking that if Rihanna's the first single. Yeah. And she has to be the next, right? She has another one. You said who has to be next? Eminem, right? The real Black Panther.

Fid. If they got Eminem on this Black Panther. Wouldn't that be such like a movie thing to do, though? Some movie company would be like, well, let's get Eminem. He's even Jack Harlow. Jack Harlow's definitely on this. He's definitely on this. He's doing the intro. A thousand percent Jack Harlow's on the time.

He's the voice of Wakanda. Absolutely. It's Jack features the face of Wakana. Are you kidding me? Jack featuring Doja Cat. Yeah. Gotta love it. But yeah, I like to lift me up song, but I do, I understand why some people were kind of, people was ready to shake ass.

They thought it was going to be some Afro beat shit. You know that. Just pop ballads are always kind of hit or miss with me. Speaking of Emin, like, remember when Eminem and Beyonce did that ballad like a few years ago? And it was just like, I, we didn't need this from you guys. Yeah. Walk on water or something. some shit.

Listen, I understand. I get it. I understand, you know, some of the negative feedback on it. I understand why people feel that way, but I do. I'm not mad at the song. Well, Sizzle put out an actual good song. She did. She did put out a dope record.

Listen. And I don't know why I thought that this was another song from the soundtrack. No, they just, when I heard Sizzers. Because it was all in the headlines, Rihanna Sizzaback, and you just assumed that maybe I had something to do that. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was. But she's been teasing this record for a little while. I know fans are waiting for shirt specifically.

But I'm excited for the album, not only because Siza hasn't missed with these three records, four records she's put out since. Outside of her being one of my favorite artists. I'm just waiting to see when she's finally going to take some accountability. It's the fourth record in a row. Who she hasn't taken in any? I think Siza is probably one of the most toxic writers of all time. As someone that loves toxic music, and I think Siza has an incredible. credible pen, probably

top five pens in my opinion currently. But she's just one of the most toxic writers ever. She takes no accountability for her. I used to think Janae was the one that never took accountability. Sizzar took the no accountability baton and dead sprinted

down the last 100 meters. She, Usain bolted that last accountability run. How do you feel about the sono? Do you like it? I love it. No, I think it's great. Sizer has not missed with any of these records. Dark Child did this?

I don't know, but that is great. Yeah. Love Dark Child. Okay. I like the record. Cool. But Cizza, I mean, Cizzer, does she, has Cizza missed? Not since control.

I think there was some stuff when she was still, like, you know, getting into her artist she bag of who she was on those EPs. There was a few joints I didn't particularly like, but I think sense control. I can't think of a bad Cizzer's on. long since control. Or even an average one. Listen, I think they're all incredible. I think Siza is just, you know, she's in her, in her zone, in her world.

She doesn't, you know, you don't hear from Sizz unless she wants you to hear from her. You really don't even see Siz unless she wants you to see her. And I think when artists do that, I think that's when they're at their best. It's like they kind of like tune out all the other noise. They don't really care about what is going on and what's popular. Like, they stay in their zone. what they do. And to me,

Cizza hasn't missed. Like you said, since control, any song she's put out, uh, we were talking about the Black Panther, uh, Black Panther soundtrack from the first movie,

you know, all the stars, I just, Cizza is in her, her zone. She does, she does with Cizza that she's not trying to be nobody else, not trying to sound like nobody else.

And this record is another one to add to the list for me from Cizza. For sure. Um, actually a lot of good music came out this weekend uh that that smito album i'm ready to say is a candidate for don't say it don't say it don't say it i'm going even i'm going even further four days i'm going even four days not rap album of the year album of the year it's been four okay four long days it's only been it's only been 96 hours please you're just saying that because you're a swiftie and she has the top 10 and you only care about taylor right now hi it's me it's it's

Listen, this Smino album is dope. I'm with you. I love Smino. I think he's super talented. I think he's underrated, though. I think this is the one where he's going to get his Just Due finally. This album is incredible.

Album of the year, candidate across any genre period. Sounds great. I love the feet. Shout to Dolcee. Shout out to Lucky Day. My guy Reggie's on that. Felix. A lucky day went crazy on that.

Listen, great project. Jermaine Cole Jermaine is on there Fat Man Scoop is on there I mean listen Listen I love the album Little Uzi That Uzi record is great

I love the album It's been four days though gentlemen And baby D Who sometimes goes by a gentleman Um Gentleman D Um Gentleman D

Yeah gentleman D Great project Sounds great Love it I can't go as far as you've gone Roy have to get out the car. And here's the thing.

If time does pass and I feel differently, I'm not going to admit it. I'm going to stay on my ground. I'm going to say. I'm going to say. I still think. That's why I said, don't say it. But I'm not, listen, great project.

It's been a very long time since. Great writing, the lyrics, all the music, the transition. It's just, you could tell they took their time. It's been a long time since I've had an album. This is art, Rory. Immediately, I've been like, oh, this is it. No, I know. Music is art.

If you look up the definition. Yeah. I haven't had an album like Paul has hit me immediately in a long time. This Smino album is one of those to me. It spoke to you. Yeah. No, I did. I get it.

I love it. And we can take some more time and fully break down and digest the album. But I have it already as an album of the year candidate. I'm not, listen, I know why you say that. This needs to be in Grammy shit for album of the year, not rap album of the year. Listen, when I listen to it, I let it play a couple times, and I'm like, damn, this shit is. And it's like, what, 15 tracks, but it's only like 15 minutes long. Yeah, but it's not like, it's not too much music, though.

It's not like a super long album. It's like, damn, this shit is really like, it's 15 tracks, but it's not a long album. Yeah. The lyrics, the music, you know, it's just, it's a really good album. Really good album. I'm not mad at you, Rory, for saying what you're saying, but I can't say that yet. It's only been four days. But this is a really, really, really good album.

Shout out to Smino. For sure. Support Smino too, man, because he's just one of those artists. I think that, you know, you put out projects like this and, you know, in this climate, it shows that there are still true artists out here. People who still pay attention very detailed. Not to sound like everybody else. Yeah, not trying to sound like everybody else. Do their own things.

Still dope, cool. Saying the right shit. It just sounds good. So yeah, shout out to Smino. The title of the album is Love for Rent, Love for Rent, which I love that title. Love for Rent. Smino, amazing job to the entire team that worked on this project.

Amazing job. And this is a really, really good album. It's one of my favorite albums so far. I can't say album, whether you're a candidate yet? No, you just said it. But it's one of my personal favorite albums that came out this year. Well, I think you're only saying that because you were heavily involved, if not the face of division working on my karma.

So is that maybe why there's somewhat a bit of a rival here? No, no. It's a totally different project. Shout out to Division, though. I like this album a lot. A couple tracks, I was kind of like, okay, but overall, really good album. I just don't want to hear anyone. The Tired track.

Oh, yeah, that's great. Yeah. I don't want to hear anyone say that R&B is dead. Traditional R&B isn't around anymore. This is a traditional R&B album. Shout out to B. Cox. Shout out to Jermaine Dupree. Not to say it's been

It's been missing a bit This is refreshing to hear this type of R&B again This is another good album Good project The Daniel's interlude Daniel's kind of a scumbach Um Working on my

Daniel are you working on your karma All right he stay faithful He definitely took some accountability there Yeah All right he was kind of working on his karma On this album It was a lot of gaslighting And then a lot of you

My bad for gas lighting Bro on what song is it? The first bar was we fucking a night. Yeah. And was he wrong? Fat Man Scooby said that before too.

But I was just like, okay. That's how you feel. The Bring It record. I love it. I love the vibe. They went back to the 90s vibe with kind of like the Bay City vibe.

You could tell JD was all over that. Oh, for sure. That's JD's vibe right there. This is a really good album, though. Stay faithful with is that the record with no what's up

with Jagged Edge love that record tired one of my favorite songs on the album and Daniel's interlude the shit he was saying on there

I wanted to text him like I didn't know what perspective he was writing from like was it him his mom

had a had a new relationship and the dude treated him like shit or was he writing from the girls perspective or

I'd have to go back and clear this up I meant to text Daniel like he lost me kind of on that but good album though man this is a really good album rnb is not dead uh division proved that i do on uh patreon or next episode i'm gonna pick maybe two songs from this to do some some breakdowns

we have to get into some this writing okay because there there's there's some debates to be asked on what the pen just overall perspectives of men and working on their karma oh i got you i got you we're following that's all working on my calm Division available now. West Side Gun, 10. I'm not going to say what it's the 10th of. Hitler with Hermes. I thought it was convenient that now this one's called 10.

Oh, no, it's called Hitler withs Ermes. 10. No, the album's called 10. Oh, it is called 10? Okay. Well, Hitler was it. What's wrong? What's saying?

Hitler, where it's Hermes 10? We don't want to say Hitler. It's just not a really good time. Oh, okay. Was it ever a good time for Hitler to win Hermes? No. But I just think specifically right now, because I even saw CNN tweet something about rappers infatuation with Hitler.

But now it's the rapper's fault. Listen, man, whatever. West Side Gun put out another project. I ain't going to lie. When he starts talking about he's the hardest working dude in rap, it's hard to debate that, bro. Yeah. Like, it's hard to debate that. You listen, a lot of you niggas got to start respecting the stove got a little bit more.

I'm going to just say that. Like Star Respect and Stove God, he's rapping better than a lot of y'all. He's rapping a lot better than a lot of y'all. West Side Gunn is working. He's putting out a lot of good music. I don't know how to fuck he's getting all these features done. I think I'm ready to give another hot take. From Paris on, I think West Side makes the best albums out of the Griselda crew.

As far as replay value, And music. I think Westside has the best albums for sure. I don't think that's a wild take, though. Because it's getting, it's, I'm really starting to get curious how he keeps making this level of music so quickly. Like, this album's incredible. I know it's going to sound because we've been talking about Resilda for fucking ever and it's like, here they go again saying this same thing. I at one point want to be like, yeah, maybe it's time like they're starting to slow.

Every time West Side puts out an album is fucking incredible and has mad replay value. And it brings the best out of every feature. Buster went fucking nuts. But he did. West West just has a... Most and Quiley went crazy. I think what West does best is he he doesn't

if it sounds, it sounds it's going to sound a little crazy. I don't think that he really gives it much thought. I think that he just trust with the features. I think he just trusts his ear and what he likes and he has a relationship with people.

Yeah. And he pulls them in on certain things. where he knows this is your comfort zone. Like, this is a layup for you. Been my favorite. I don't think that he overthinking. He just doesn't overthink it. My favorite from Rocky in a while.

Like, shit, my favorite from Killer Mike in a while. Yeah, everyone sounds incredible. That science class record is crazy. A Buster, Ghostface, Ray Korn, and Stowe. So good. I was actually upset to see that you weren't on the Griselda Possecut, the outro, Red Death. I was waiting for the mall verse.

West, you playing, man. You spoke, you know, I got this verse in my phone. here for, you know what I mean, I got to tweak the verses every now and then because, you know, the slang changes every six months now. Got to change it from the 2018 whips. Yeah, like, yeah, I get it. Come on, man, I got, I could get my shit off. You're playing.

But yes, 10, as in just the number 10, not anything before it. Please go check that out. West Side Gun album 10, available now. And I think as far as music I listened to over the weekend, that was it. I'm not sure if anything else came out, but that was. Oh, no, it's a lot of. a lot of music came out this weekend. Cutthroat Bill.

Kodak Black. Cutthroat Bill, volume one. Y'all know how I feel about Kodak. I ain't got to say it no more. I think he's a lot better than people think he is. He's a way better artist than people think he is. And this cutthroat, this cutthroat Bill volume one.

Was this promoted? Well, you think? Just with the level of artists that Kodak is and having one of the biggest records out, I feel like I would have seen more about a project coming out. I don't think it was promoted heavy, but I don't think he meant for it to be promoted super heavy. Why?

I don't know. Don't think Code Ack would want to want to? Not that he wouldn't want to, but I just think that he's just one of those artists that feels like he can just put his shit out and it's going to do it. It's going to do whether he promotes it or not. He has that built-in audience. He has that built-in following that it's like, you know,

it is what it is. Like, I'm going to put out some good music. and let the music speak for itself. I don't got to go have you on a promotion. Or maybe this was something that he just wanted to put out, his cut-throw bill volume. He may look at it like it's not even a real album. Maybe it's just like a kind of a mixtape type of thing.

This was his last project with Atlantic, so maybe from that as well, they had no... Let's get the shit out. They had no incentive to put any money behind this or any effort. He signed a deal with Capital, so he's leaving. Capital game was $30 million? $30 million? I believe so, yeah.

Jesus Christ. Shout out to... Shout out the Kodak Black, man. I'm just happy to see him just focused and creating and, you know, kind of staying away from the bullshit, staying out of the bullshit. I'm starting to see a lot more people in the industry take to him and, you know, kind of like lean on him a little bit and, you know, just welcoming. Because for a while it seemed like, you know, he was the kid that people knew was talented. He was like, he's a little bit of a headache.

He might be an issue. He seemed to kind of be putting that behind him and moving in a different direction now, which. is which is dope and just letting the talent and the art speak for itself. So shout out to Codac Black. Cutthroat Bill, volume one, available now. I want to start with saying free Gunner. That's where I want to start and wait. I'm not like, yes, free Gunner.

Did you like my segue? Yeah, I'm just laughing at which you wanted to start with. Okay, go ahead. Yes, I want to start with saying Free Gunner. I did see that Chloe... You put anything on his books? Do you send him something? I have, if you give me the address, I will happily put some money on Gunner's J-Pay, man. I hit him on Core Links.

Okay. I saw that Chloe put out a single and video on Friday as well. Mm-hmm. And Demaris informed me that it was inspired and written for Gunna. Mm-hmm. I then thought about what's in the chorus, and Chloe's kind of a fucking asshole. What should you say? If I'm in jail on a Fed case, don't sing anything that has to do with guard or at the door.

about me. I ask myself, why can't we be closer? Because I'm fighting a Fed case. I'm facing the recall. That's why we can't be closer right now. You crave those long nights with me? Yeah. I'm in jail, Chloe.

There's no women in here. You can leave your guard at the door. No, there's a guard at the door. I can't do that. He does his rounds every 30 minutes. He comes with the door. It's not a door. It's a cell.

And don't say I'm rough around the edges while I'm in prison. Yeah. Well, actually, no. You need to say that. Like, yeah, I'm rough. Let these niggas know, I ain't polished. I ain't with the polished shit. It can go down.

Nothing is intimidating by saying. He's a little rough around the edges. But then, no, go to the verse, though. Laying on your chest in my bed now. Who's she talking to? Yo, they always find someone else when you get locked up. Who she's talking to? Drewski.

Who she laying on Drusky's chest? Y'all is so annoying. I haven't seen her say. That's what Chloe said, laying on your chest in my bed now. The song was written before Gunnard went to. Oh. So I didn't say that. I'm thinking like it was inspired by he's gone.

He's not with it right now. The song is, she just released it, but she teased it. Okay. We'll read the room then. Okay. Afterwards. Okay. What do you mean read the room?

Maybe these lyrics aren't the best for her man that's locked up. Or maybe put like a warning, a title card warning. Like, hey, I wrote this before the RICO. Have you listened to Nas One Love? Yes. Now, tells them what's going on in the hood. Say he's going to put money on the books. It tells about baby motherfucking.

the unfortunate tragedy of Jerome's niece, says, hey, do you see Core Mega there? What's up? Are y'all together? Like, he's just trying to find information and keep their heads up and everything. Chloe is just suggesting there's a guard at the door and she can't figure out why they're not together. Like, I don't talk to the DA, Chloe.

You have power. And she likes how he's rough around the edges. Where does this rank in Free the Guys songs? Oh, this is right up there. Yeah, all that's so good. This top of the list. Top of the list. I'm glad Baby D put me on this.

I didn't even hear this record. And that's why we have Baby D here. Lotto should have let him know. I feel like Lotto probably knows that's been through a situation when maybe her man was in jail. She should have been at Chloe. This ain't the best one.

I'll take it from here. I got it. I got it from here, Clow, damn. What? Why are you friends? You put you on to it? You just said, you ain't like the song.

I didn't say that. I said I didn't like it. No, I said I'm not with the, like, the Chloe, like the over-section. dancing. Like, it's just the video she was just shaking ass too hard. You didn't see when she was walking with the girls? She was trying to distract the guards.

Yeah. Trying to do. All right. The free minds. You see what they took it? I didn't take it there. I didn't take it there. No, but she can sing. Chloe can sing. She's talented. I like her. Give her some time. She's young. Yeah, that's why I can't you know, go but so hard on it. All right, so some more news in the podcast coach over the weekend. Yes. We're just a messy bunch.

Yeah. That's what happens once money gets involved. You know how it happens. You want to know who your friends are, put money on the table. Yeah. So the Math Hoffa podcast has been in the news this weekend. The co-host, producer, whatever you want to call the gentleman. Heineken and Esso has been announced that they are no longer a part of the podcast after it was reported that Math Hoffa signed a deal with Revolt TV. And that was unfortunate to hear because, you know, we kind of feel like. you know, we crawled so everybody else could walk. We were the example of how not to do business and how things shouldn't go down, right?

So I don't, I'm not speaking in a situation because I really don't know what happened over there. I tried to keep up over the weekend and try to figure out exactly what was going on because I know all sides did a lot of press and talked to a lot of people. From what I saw, one side was suggesting Matt signed a $2.7 million deal with revolt and was trying to get rid of them before he had to pay anyone. I saw one side, the other side, math saying there is no deal that never happened. I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Well, Heineken Esso was on social media and they said that they alleged that Math Hafer wanted to keep the alleged money from the revolt deal to himself. I think Esso had responded in one of the comments. Just tell them you want it to keep all the revolt money to yourself.

It's cool. So it's, I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know what's going on. But I did see an interview that I think he did with choke, no joke. He did Instagram live, I guess, with him. Yeah. And Mav said that S.O. and Heineke tried to me and you him, Rory and Maw him.

Yes. Hey, Maff, what you mean by that? What do you mean by that? I was curious. I didn't know what the fucking meant. What you mean by one of the Rory and Moll you? What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?

You just turn me into a verb. I don't know what that. I don't know what Rory and Maud you. I don't know what that. Don't verb. Don't turn me to a verb. Verb is already a battle rap. If you want to battle verb,

you go battle verb. But what you mean by that? What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? What do you mean? I don't know with you and that other fuck shit they're talking about behind the scenes. But what you mean by that?

What do you mean by that? Because I ain't, Maul ain't did nothing to nobody. Mall kept it, oh, I kept it solid all the way through. Like so whatever Rory and Mald did mean, I would love to come talk to you and find out what you meant by that. But I didn't do nothing. It is what it is.

I've stated it before. I don't need to state it again. I'm hoping that's not what happened with you and your fellas over there. But yeah, I don't know what Rory and Maud him meant. But I mean, if they tried to Rory and Maw you, then you were wrong, bro. You did something wrong in that case. I just want to know where MECA stands and all this. Yeah, mech's been kind of quiet.

You ain't say shit, man. Mech, say something. I'm about to call you. Mech, say something. Say something. Pick aside, meck. Yeah, like pick a side, say something. But, um...

Shout out to Meck, man. Yeah, shout out to Meg. Shout out to Math. I'm hoping the situation isn't, you know, what Esso has saying it is that Math wanted to keep the money to himself. I don't know what type of agreement that, um, that those gentlemen had. I'm not in their business. I don't know.

I'm just responding to, uh, my nigga Maths saying Rory and Malden. I don't know what that mean. I mean, me and Math have, I mean, me and Math have, our own thing. He knows always been love between us and cool energy between us. So I don't know

what he meant by that. What do you mean by that? It's fucked up to hear that, you know, another group, another crew of friends, or what seems, again, I don't even know

what their relationship is before this podcast thing or would seem to be a good thing that they had, has come to an end over what seems to be a revolt deal or, you know,

what ESO is saying, math wanted to keep the money to himself, just that and the third. You know, it is what it is. Unlike, you know, other situations where you say, oh, know the business going in. No, Rory and myself had our business take care of. Somebody just didn't hold up their end of the business, which they've never done a day in their life when it comes to any business that they've ever done with anybody.

So we should have known that. We should have saw the signs before that. But again, it's all good. Life goes on. Life is beautiful. I laugh because I'm scared of my own anger. I laugh because life is beautiful. So got to keep it like that.

You know what I mean? Anytime you're feeling that. Just look over at Basley. Yeah. Puts life in perspective. Yeah, got to. Just chill, man. It's all good.

Listen, man, Esso Heineken, y'all brothers will be good. Laying on your feet. They print money every single fucking day. Go get it. Learn from your mistakes. Learn from the people that you was around, that you call friends, that you call homies. Go get to the bag.

Life is beautiful. You know, life is amazing. And, you know, this podcast and things should be something that we do to have fun. And, you know, obviously money is involved because it's a big. a billion dollar business now. But yeah, man, just, you know, just, just learn from it, man. Learn from it and move forward and know that and trust that you will land on your feet and that this isn't the end.

This is just a detour to something greater, to something bigger, to something, you know, that was meant to be. All of this is already written. None of this is by accident. None of this is by, you know, coincidence. This is all part of a plan bigger than nuts. So just live and learn from it. It's unfortunate to see it go down, though, because I do fuck with the Maffa podcast.

And we got to go in there and sit down and talk because, you know, he's been trying to get us over there. We've been talking about going to do it. Said we were scared of the barbershop. I need a cut. I need a shape up. So it does look like I'm scared of a barbershop. But, nah, math, we're coming over there to talk to you. And we're going to talk about this Rory and Malden.

What you mean by that? Yeah. What that mean? What that, what that, what that, what that's that line in your text about? What are he over there lying in your ear about? because he's a liar and he don't like you he never liked you so don't try to be buddy buddy now he never liked you i'm telling you he never liked you all you niggas over there sitting now so he never liked y'all niggas just being real yeah but um yeah man elan musk elan walking to

fucking twitter headquarters with a sink with a sink with a sink and said let that sink in anytime you drop 44 billion and walking in the front door with a sink a porcelain in your hand listen you a guy that I gotta say I respect that I mean I did want... That's a different level of, you know, humor and fucking gangster that I hope to one day be able to buy a company for $44 billion and walking with a sink in my hand. It would have been cool if he went in with like on some R.E. gold shit

except instead of a paintball gun, he brought his flame thrower. Yeah, that would have been nice. But you know what? The sink joke, I get it. Yeah. I just want to know how far like where he had to park is Tesla. Did he find parking right out front? Or did he carry the sink a few blocks?

Did he pay to park? At what point is the joke do you go, I don't know this is worth it. I didn't think it through. Well, it was like when our guy, Julian was fucking Atlas for Halloween. He had to carry that fucking medicine ball around on his back. He didn't think it all the way through. So Elon, he didn't think the porcelain sink through because if you look at that video closely, or he was looking to set that shit down on one of them couches immediately.

Do you think it was a Lowe's situation? Home Depot? Definitely. That looked like a Lose. I know a Lose sink when I see one. That looked like a low sink. Elon walked in there with but I just thought it was funny

I think Elon is he has his own sense of humor and I mean you know listen you just dropped 44 billion why not walk through the front door with fucking a porcelain sink in your hand nobody's ever done it before so it is what it is

dropped it but this is going to get interesting with this Oh it's going to get very interesting this Twitter shit This is going to get very interesting Can we pull up the stats of what happened since 500% increase in the use of the N-Worse

That means Rory was going crazy on his Twitter on my burner account just ER's left and right Roryo and his burner was going crazy like they can't delete me now I was just quoting Trinidad James lyrics

No I get it In his first In his first day on the job Elon must find the CEO The CFO And head of legal at Twitter He went nuts He's making changes

Effective immediately Now did they get in the way Did like head of legal Fuck with him Because I know it took a while For him to To acquire Twitter There was always some shit going on

Is that because of legal Or the owners I think he had to raise, I think he ended up raising around 17 billion. So I think it was more about him getting the capital to go through with the deal. Well, damn, what the CEO and CFO do to him? I think he's just trying to move him out and bring his own people. You know, if I own the company now and I got my guys that I want to put in these positions, why not? You know, it's a nice business.

We don't really know much about Elon's crew, though, outside of Kanye. Like, he doesn't really rep his crew like that. He's definitely on a Steve Jobs shit. Yeah. I wish we knew more of, like, his friends. that we know he's going to put here. Like, we know when, you know, Jane Dame got the deal,

Cameron was going to become vice president. Who's his camera? Kanye. No, but Ye just bought the competitor. The racist Twitter. Well, even though Twitter can... You're both racist. The extra racist Twitter.

Elon tweeted, if I had a dollar for every time someone asks me if Trump is coming back on his platform, Twitter would be mentored. money. Elon, I'm sorry. That's me from my burner. How many dollars did he get from you? Yeah. Elon, that was me. I'm going to just confess. That was me asking, is Trump coming back on this platform?

Do you give, um, do you give Donnie a follow? Yeah, hell yeah. Oh, God. Absolutely. Or what? It's in it. It's entertainment. It's going to be retweeted anyways. It's not like you're going to miss the Trump tweets. No, but I got, I got to follow him. I got to follow him. I got to, I got to be the first to see it. I want to see what he's saying, man. Do you think he'll follow back?

He should. I mean, I've only supported the guy and got him into the White House. Wow. I mean, it is what it is. And it's stormed when, never mind. Yeah. Do you think maybe Trump

just like a follow Friday or like a, I don't think he's team followback. Obama was team followback, though. It was Lowe be the base God and Obama that we, they were the most generous, I feel like, with the follow back.

Britney Spears too at one point. Well, that was her father. That wasn't her. Yeah. Her dad followed me? Yeah. That was who you were DMing. Oh, no.

Mr. Spears. I never DM the Britney Spears account. Do you think Trump being his DMs? Absolutely. Trump definitely be a he put that du rag on that night he lay down. He definitely be in bed on his fucking Twitter. Are you kidding me? That's

Trump. That's Trump behind those balls. He does have to protect the hair. I wouldn't understand why. You got to lay down the piece. You know that. He also wants to bring Vine back or is polling to see if we should bring mine back. I know he was going crazy when you saw that because I loved Vine. I wasn't really on it. I would just see the clips that everyone else would post, but now I think I was

more of a Bond guy. What is the difference between Vine and TikTok? So Vine If I wasn't mistaken, you only had, you only had six seconds. Was it six seconds? Oh, you got to get your shit all you. It had to be very quick. It might not be six. It might be 16.

I can't remember. But it was very quick on Vine. And TikTok now they allow you up to do, I think, like, three minutes on TikTok. So. I saw Elon tweet that finally now we can say that carbs are amazing. Excuse me? On a platform. That's what he tweeted.

Were we not allowed to say that before? Elon is true. Finally, the truth that carbs are amazing can be set on this platform. hashtag so brave Yeah Fresh baked bread and pastries are some of the great joys of life Listen when you drop 44 billion

This just this shows you where Elon is at What he's thinking is. He's talking to you you vegan fucks You ruin the platform Vegans can eat Pastries what's wrong with you? We have vegan Pastries what's wrong with you? I mean but you guys ruin Twitter Did we? I think we did

Comedy is now legal How do you not like this guy? Comedy is now legal on Twitter How do you not like Elon Musk? All right was Twitter really taking shit down like that? No. I don't remember.

You have a speech. Like hate, hate speech. Yeah, but that's comedy. Some of the greatest comedy comes from hate speech. Nigger 50 times is not comedy. It depends on who's tweeting it. It depends if Richard Pryor is tweeting it. If Pryor's tweeting it is comedy.

So we know that. Nigger, niga, niga, nigo, nigo, nigger, nigger, nigger. Nigger, nigger. Matter of fact, let me do you. Sports. What's going on in sports? 501%. You're going to get it up at $5?

You're going to give it a whole? whole preserve. Oh man, those Lakers. I hope they figure out who speaking a... Dear Twitter advertisers, the reason I acquired Twitter is because it is important to the future of civilization to have a common digital town square.

He's right. What? Yeah, we got to have a common digital... Twitter is kind of like the digital town square. Listen, Elon is not able to drop 44 billion by being an idiot. He's going to make sense sometimes. People just have their reservations about them, but I understand him.

He's not the prototypical billionaire. He's wealthy and he wants to do this is like a toy for him. He just wants to have fun. He tried to back out of it, but he already promised to do it. Now that he's there, he's like, But I think he tried to back out of it for other reasons, though. I think it was some shit behind the scenes. And now you can call him an Indian giver on this platform without being.

That's racist. Sports. It's the Digital Town Square. Let Rory get a shit off. I am minding my business. I'm not verified on Twitter. We don't even really know if that's a really me to do you. How you know that?

What you mean by that? What you mean? What you mean? What you mean? But you was at the game? No, I wasn't at that one. What you mean by that? Are you going to keep your verified check by paying $20 a month? What you mean by that?

I mean, are you going to pay $20 to keep your verified check? But what you mean? I'm not even verified on Twitter. Is that for Twitter or for Instagram? Twitter. Twitter. Oh, I'm not verified either. He owns Twitter.

I don't want to be verified. verified on Twitter because maybe I can have the excuse that that's not me tweeting. Yeah, I got hacked. Yeah, it's an imposter. Paying $20 a month for a blue check. So does that mean that anybody can have a blue check if they're willing to pay $20 a month or the ones that are already verified or that get verified in order to keep their verification have to pay a fee? I think it's probably to keep it. To keep the fee. But imagine like, I mean to keep check. Like granted, when I got verified on Instagram, it just popped up one day. Yeah. Does that mean Elon is just going to start sending us $20 bills without our

consent. Like, nah, you got to check now. You owe me $20. I didn't ask for this. No, they're going to do a Verizon though. They're going to text you

when your $20 is dude. Like, listen, if you still want to be verified. Yeah, but I asked, I asked for my Verizon to work. I didn't ask for a blue, you can't just throw a blue check on my account now and be like,

you'll be $20 a month. Well, influencers have $20 a month. I'm guessing. Some don't. I'd be surprised. I would be surprised if somebody doesn't have $20 a month. So yeah, man, I don't know.

I think this is... What's Trump's first tweet? Was your... If that's done... Listen. That's his ER. The real is back? The real is back.

He got to play the real is back too. Nobody does. He got to play the ruler's back. Oh my God. The ruler's back. How long do you think... Trump has been thinking about. His hair just flowing in the wind.

Well, in these times, well at least to me, there's a lot of motherfuckers on the time. to sound like DT. Trumpy? I help you out. Here's what you do. You're going to need a wide lens because that's a verb.

So yeah, Donald Trump will be back on Twitter. I was happy to hear that. Well, I'm not remembering you. I was saying yesterday. It's part of the Digital Town Square. Let him in. Let him in. See what he has to say.

In sports, the Giants finally lost DeMaris because DeMaris didn't go to the game. Damn. That's why they lost. But they're now six and two. Still a great start to a season. The Knicks lost to Cleveland last night. Well, if you listen to this is Tuesday,

left us to Cleveland Sunday night after blowing a fourth quarter league. Kevin Love came off the bench and hit nine three-pointers or some crazy shit like that. Ridiculous, man. Julius, get a fucking hand up. God damn. Love you, but shit. Get out there.

I'm gonna face time. I'm gonna laugh at him tonight after we finish. No, it's really encouraging to a friend that just lost a game. I gotta laugh. Come on. Kevin Love came off the bench and hit, what, 8-3, some shit like that? Yeah. Like, come on. Fresh off the bench Fallam or something

Yeah God damn Get a fucking hit Get out there He's obviously He's on tonight You know how you're like You hit three And I'll believe you

Yeah Knicks just say at the park Hit three I'll believe you Yeah I'm at 5 fam You can't get that I'm not worried About him

Yeah like come on But the Knicks still look good They shouldn't have lost That game to Cleveland But they do look good Pardon me He only hit 6 3 So I don't have to

I take that back Julius I still love you My dog God damn get a hand up But Yeah, the Knicks look good, though. They didn't look good Sunday night, but they still look good overall.

Lakers got their first win. Oh, you're celebrating tonight. Fuck. God damn. One in five. You think they're tanking for draft picks, right? No. They don't even own their pick this year.

Yeah, we can't. We're definitely not tanking for it. We're just losing. We want to win these games. We're fucking losing. I still think that we need to make some moves, though. I think that we need to try to trade Anthony. Davis why we can. He still has some value. I love Anthony Davis. I think he's obviously one of

the most talented big men in the league, but he's always hurt. And if you're hurt, you're no good to the Lakers. So if we can try to move him, we should. I was kind of apprehensive about Russell Westbrook coming off the bench, but I think in this system and in this case, it makes absolute sense. He's able to be himself. I don't think that he can coexist effectively alongside LeBron for most of the minutes on the floor, only because LeBron is so ball dominant, and it's not a negative thing, but it's LeBron James and one of the greatest players ever, obviously.

So he's ball dominant, and I think that Russell needs to be, he needs to be able to be free and be Russell. I think coming off the bench, while I do feel like it's disrespectful that he's coming off the bench behind Pat Beverly, I think that he's obviously a better basketball player than Pat Beverly.

No disrespect to Pat Beverly, but he's just not Russell Westbrook. But I understand it. In this system, I understand it, I get it, Let him come off the bench. Let him be the guy that needs to score. Push the ball. Push the tempo.

I get it. And it looked good last night. They worked last night. Russell had a good game. But we got to stop blaming Russ. I tweeted that shit. Stop blaming Russell Westbrook. It's not his fault.

The system is just not designed for his style, his style of play. The type of play that he is. It's just not the system for him. Playing a lot alongside LeBron James. LeBron is so ball dominant. It's just not. Pause. It's just not.

This is not a good fit. Yeah. Pause, pause, pause. It's not a good fit for Russell Westbrook. But hopefully this is a... You say pause three times in the mirror who comes out? I can't say who comes out. I'll get canceled for that.

Yeah. But we had some success last night. Russell looked good. He looked like he was having fun. He was smiling. We haven't seen him smiling what seems like two summers. What does it say about the Lakers that we continue to talk about a team that's one in five? Because we expect so much more.

from a LeBron James team, a Russell Westbrook team, an Anthony Davis team. We just expect more than one and five. But I just like the fact that Russell seems to be accepting this role off the bench. He seemed like he was having fun Sunday night. He looked like he was, you know, back to some of his Russell Westbrook energy.

And hopefully they build off for this and move forward and have a great season. I still don't have high hopes for us. Just being real. The Western conference is just too great. Yeah, the Western Conference is just two great. of a conference. Oh, you think it's the conference's fault.

Well, we can't get this. We have to worry about getting into the playoffs. This is what we, this is what we up against. So, you know, I think, you know, one in five, you'll get up there. Yeah, it's early. You know, that's what they always say. It's early. It's early.

You know what I understand the strategy we're trying to do. December will be here in no time. Yeah. And then it won't be early anymore. Brittany Griner lost her appeal, right? Did we speak about that? Does she have any more appeals or does Russia only give you? Something tells me Russia's not the most like appeal-friendly system.

Yeah, I don't know, but it's a. But, you know, it's unfortunate, man. Again, laws are laws, laws of the land, the laws of the land. You know, it is what it is. The sentence is way too harsh, though. She should not be sentenced to nine years in prison. That's just like, come on, fan. Prayers to Brittany Griner.

Hopefully this sentence is overturned. Nine years is absolutely insane for a vapeen. But, again, I do understand laws of the land are laws of the land. Well, yeah. I think we cut everything. We'll be right back. Will we? Yeah.

Tickets on sale and mail. God damn it. We are in London this weekend. We are at the Earth Theater in London. Yes. Going nuts. We got some things planned out there. Some events.

Some, you know, we're going to run around the town and run amok a little bit. Get some tea. You know, get some tea. We're pub hopping. Do you have any lady friends out there? I have a lot of lady friends in London. I'm lying. That just sounds good.

Any non-place? Platonic ones? No. Oh, okay. All my relationships with my lady friend. When I say lady friend, it's platonic. Got you. Okay.

When I say my hoes. What about when you fuck? Oh, those my hoes. It's my bitches. That's my work. My trophies. You're going to get you bricked up? No, Eddn.

You nasty fuck. I kicked it you. London, November 5th, we are in Atlanta. November 13th. Happy birthday to Julian. Then November 18th, we are in Dallas. November 19th. I don't know.

these fucking dates. I don't know. What the fuck? I don't. Leave me in the fucking trenches to take grenades, Rory. God damn. I didn't know I was supposed

to memorize the tourist people. You know Edding doesn't speak English. She doesn't know. Pull up the fucking... I got you. All right. Mi Hamano et de... November 5th, we are in London.

November 13th, we are in Atlanta. November 19th, we are in Dallas. November 20th, we're in Houston, Texas. Then we're going to celebrate us stealing the land from the Indians. And then December 2nd, We are in New York City

We are in New York Get your tickets now New Roryn Moll.com Hey Maff, what you mean by that? What do you mean by that? What Maff? What about that? They tried to Rory a mall me.

What are you made? That is the first time I've heard that being used as a verb. What did that at me? And I fuck with Mav. That's what they get. Like, what are you meant? You put that on a T-shirt. Hey, Maph, I'm coming up there.

I'm coming to the shop to get a shape up and have a talk. I'm a shake you up. I watched him do three rounds explaining in detail what hollowed the Don did. You could have used your words a little bit more there. What, what, what, what you mean by that?

What do you mean by that? He's not about to start saying that. Rory and Malled me, yeah, what, ask for, fucking accountant. Ask for accountability. Like, what the fuck? Like, can I, just be a very, very kind person? Can I see what I'm supposed to have quarterly

so that I'm making, so that I'm positive that I'm getting my percentage? What the fuck? I have, I'm older percentage. Like, what? I didn't ask for anything crazy, fam. Like the fucking dude, it was meant with disrespect. So I said, I said, Moe, anytime you feel those feelings, just look over at Bays.

Yeah, you're right, Bay. Put things in perspective. Bays, I'm yelling and I shouldn't be, I should be using my inside voice. This is the future right here. You're right. This is the legacy. You're right. I'm sorry.

All right. Good example for you. We'll be back this week to talk to y'all before we are in London. So yeah, man, enjoy your week. Be safe. Happy Halloween. what we're recording on Halloween. So happy Halloween.

I hope you were safe. Check your candy for fentanyl. Yeah, fentanyl is in the M&Ms. Freeze your eggs. The news told me. Fuck. The Democrats. The demon rats.

Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden put fentanyl in the KitKats. No, he saw it on his laptop. I don't think he would waste it. He would never give away fentany. He would never give away no fentany. Crazy. We'll be back to talk to you on a couple days.

Be safe. Have fun. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger. Peace. No, whoa. Now, everybody over here? Oh, it's one of my other favorite places.

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