New Rory & MAL - Episode 120 | No Soap On Sundays

Episode Date: November 18, 2022

Welcome back to Mal vs. Anyone that doesn’t believe Michael Jeffrey Jordan is the goat. Somehow the only thing Mal can do longer than argue MJ’s greatness is take a shower. Anyway, the Grammy nominations are here and the guys discuss Rap (Jack Harlow) and R&B. The Grammy talk suddenly became a Versus discussion after Kodak responded to 21 Savage. Tune in to hear the guys discuss all of this, as well as, why Mal is no longer MAGA + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Houston Improv, November 20 of Get Your Tickets Now. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Welcome to a new episode of the New Rory Mall podcast. I am All. I'm Demaris. The Mall side is becoming a thing, I think, to start these episodes. The Mall side?

Yeah, you kind of like... When Wayne Flix is lighter. Yeah. Kind of like the same thing. I get it. You know what I mean? It's kind of like just letting people know where they're at, what they're listening to, get ready for this audio journey.

Yes, the Jordan Shrug, more or less. Again, I don't want to get you... The Lebron powder. Oh, God. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't want to get you triggered. No. But? We saw them all in rare form in Atlanta.

Rare? What did I do in Atlanta? Let me think. Okay, yeah, I was in the strip club. That's rare. No, not that rare form. No. What real? Well, maybe older or pardon, younger mall. Old mall, if you will. Yes. You got in your arguing back. In Atlanta?

Yes. Your debate arguing back. Michael. I mean, we all know the theory when a bunch of grown men are not getting pussy. People know my trigger points. That's what it is. I think people know my triggers. It's very few of them, but they know where they are.

And they know how to push it. Here's the thing. They didn't know that, though. So they just caught a monster out of nowhere. Oh, okay. Yeah. I've never seen you know that animated. Listen, man, I just, it's one thing that really pisses me off in life.

Like, that will really, really take me to all. Michael Jeffrey Jordan disrespect. Yes. Anybody that just, just the blast theme that people just seem to spiel. when it comes to Michael Jeffrey is absolutely insane. Once Jeffrey came out of your mouth, I thought about calling my Uber.

I'm just saying. It's just like, because we want to, we need, because we got to be clear what Michael Jordan we're talking about. Yes. You know what I mean?

Because there's a few out here that kind of sneaking to the cracks of arguments. It's like, no, no, no, we're not talking about that one. So our last day in Atlanta,

we went and did drama's show on Sirius, which I'm not sure when it's dropping. I think next Sunday, it's live. It's not pre-recorded. Yeah. So we went.

Everything's live. This is live. Yeah. So we went and did a drama show And then, you know, we kicked it at his studio for a little bit. Shout to Generation Now. Beautiful studio. Late, darn.

Amazing. And you know what happens when seven grown men have no women around? You just, you debate rap music and you debate sports. Yeah. That's just what happens when there's no pussy around. Women think that every time it's just the guys, they think we're shooting a fucking Hype Williams video. No.

With a lot of naked ass walking around. I promise we were just talking about who's the greatest basketball player. Let's talk about other men. And who, yeah. It's weird how that works. Yeah, it's weird how that works. And who used the first 808 in hip hop history? That's the shit we talk about.

Terris needs to do a course at some universe. Absolutely. Terris was a part of that debate as well. The legendary Terrace Martin. It was just all over the place. It went from the studio to arguing about 80s hip hop and from 90s babies. I would never repeat the musical things that were spoken about, just because

we know how artists are sensitive but Don Canada is one of the craziest I've ever had a conversation with he could never take those opinions on a money. This is, all right, I'll put it this way. I finally understand why DJ drama is the face of the operation. I get it.

I understand why he's the one talking on the records. I understand. I see what Lake's there for now and I understand why Don just is never on camera or never on a microphone. I get it. Don likes one and a half artist. Yeah.

One and a half. It's only an artist and a half that he absolutely likes ever in the history of music. Cannon hates his own music. Is there anything in life that brings you joy? He has this insane ability to make you feel like the one artist that you just love and adore has zero talent. Yeah, absolutely not. Has zero talent. I'm talking about, I was sitting there to the point where I was like, he might be right.

This dude really might not be that good. He might not be that talent. And then I'm like, no, no, no, I'm not letting him do that. I'm not letting him do that. He made, he made classic records parodies. The classic albums. Shat on them. Classic artist class.

He made it seem like these guys have zero talent and that we've all been fooled. That's a talent to have that ability to speak like that and influence that type of feeling over somebody. It's like, if somebody just says, yo, no, it's not, the sky isn't blue. The sky is brown. You don't see it. And you're like, you know what? You might be right. might be brougham.

No. I feel like Wack has taken the crown of Clubhouse. It'll never happen because Cannon will just be quiet unless you catch him in those rooms. He's not going to say these thoughts. Cannon would own Clubhouse. Oh. Oh, yes. Canon would own clubhouse.

He'd give Wack and run for his money. He would be the greatest potter in history. Like, the shit that he says and actually makes you feel like he believes. And follow through with all of it. I would never repeat what he said. But when we were talking about. who has bars and who does it, and he brought up that one bar. Me and terrorists looked at each other like,

there's no way he's trying to solidify his argument with that bar. I said that bar is terrible. Okay. I kind of want to say it's not a terrible bar, but I'll just say the bar, man. It's cheesy, like crispy cream, I was flipping the O's. It's a canon, that's the greatest bar that's ever existed on Earth. But who he was like arguing that against. Yo, listen, man, Canon is the greatest arguer debater I have ever encountered in my entire life by far.

But so yeah, we were there and then that turned into a who's the greatest basketball player. You know it has to move. Yeah, it moved from the studio to an office. That's how you know you're having debates when you have to move locations. We had to get out of the studio because somebody had a session. Someone had something productive to do. Yeah, yeah. They're like, no, no, no, we're not done with this.

We're taking this to the office. We go to the office and then lo and behold, somebody says Michael Jordan isn't the greatest basketball player at all time. And that just... It was all against the room. Y'all didn't see the Arthur Fist. Like, I had it by my side the whole time. We saw it. And then they kept going and I was like, all right, enough is enough.

I have to fucking just... Now I have to lose my shit. And I just have to go crazy here. So we debated that, of course... I feel like, have you been, like, suppressing some anger? Let's call it passion. Have you been suppressing some passion lately? No, you know what it is?

It's just I'm tired of that really being a conversation. And it seems to still be a conversation. And it's like, how do y'all think that this is even close at this point? Well, there are some younger kids in the room that took it. And as soon as I started laying out the facts, they quickly were like, oh, shit, he might be right. You sat down at Lake's desk and started beating on the desk. Yeah, man, because it's like, yo, what the f- That was the funniest part.

At one, we go into Lake's office. He's at his desk. I turn around all of a sudden Maul's sitting at his desk. I'm like, all right. Yeah, man, because it's just I don't understand how we still fall in. And I try.

I promise, fellas, I try not to fall into those arguments and those debates between Michael Jordan and LeBron James. I try not to. I love LeBron. I think he's one of the greatest ever. But to compare him to or say he's a better basketball player

than Michael Jeffrey Jordan is the most insane shit I've ever heard. It's not even for all you numbers, guys. They ran all the end. They ran the P.E.R. and all of this shit. And they said it's not even close. Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time. Like, what else do you want to do? They ran the numbers. You know, a lot of these guys are analytics guys. They ran all the numbers through the computers, through all your fucking little data machines. If Michael was playing in this era, whatever era, he is the greatest player of all time. How do people still debate that is beyond me? How do people still think that LeBron is a better basketball player to Michael Jones? is insane to me. And I love LeBron. I think he's a top seven of all time.

That's a great number. Damn, top seven? Yeah. Oh, listen, Canon put some of my favorite albums ranked 120. Yeah. But seven out of seven sounds great. Seven is amazing. When you think about all the players that have played the game, all the great players that

have played basketball, being top seven is an absolute fucking honor and it is probably the highest honor anyone would ever want. I mean, MJ didn't discover the Migos. He didn't discover the Migos. Neither did LeBron, but that's a whole other thing. Tell them the Bobby Knight's anecdote that he kept repeating. Yeah, I mean, it's just the info was out here, Julian. Like, I don't understand how people don't see these things, how they don't know these things.

Is this the part of the debate where everything was defined by Bobby Knight and what he said? No, I'm just, I'm just, but it's just think about it. If you're coaching, right, at the time, who's probably the greatest college player in Isaiah Thomas in Indiana, right? You coached them, they probably just won a national championship, maybe, I don't know. And one of the greatest, greatest shot putters of all time, too. Yeah, absolutely. Throw a chair. That chair and Bobby Smurder's chair.

Look at the Bobby's. Still hasn't landed. The Bobby's just throw things. They never know where they go. They never touch the ground again. So at the USA Olympics at the scrimmage, Michael Jordan was going into his freshman year. He hadn't played college basketball yet.

And they had a scrimmage. And Bobby Knight addressed the media after. And he said that Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player he has ever seen in his life. This was a high school senior. this is the same guy that just coached Isaiah Thomas in Indiana and he said the greatest play he had ever seen play was a high school senior

that had just finished a senior year high school like if that's not saying this is a basketball mind we don't know Bobby Knight is probably one of the greatest basketball minds ever if he's saying that and then it turns out that Michael Jordan has the career that he had Bobby Knight was right

I mean but at that time LeBron was in Akron inventing electricity so yeah but he wasn't even focused Invincing electricity. That's probably exactly what LeBron was doing. Yeah, man. It's just, I don't know, man. Just all the numbers, guys, look at the numbers.

They ran all the numbers. In this era, in that era, whatever error you want to put Michael Jordan and place him anytime, he is the greatest basketball player of all time. It's not even close. And there's nothing wrong with it. I don't even think that LeBron, and this was another point that I made, it's crazy to say that you think that LeBron is, and I love LeBron. Let me keep saying, because people swear I hate LeBron.

I love LeBron James. He's amazing. I think he's a better human than he is a basketball player, and he's one of the greatest basketball players ever. To say that LeBron is the greatest player ever, when he's not even the greatest Laker ever, it's crazy to me. He's not even the greatest to play in his organization ever.

He's the greatest cavalier, though. Easily. I mean, that's still... Is he the greatest heat? I don't know how you would... Peter? Is he the greatest heater? I would give that to Duane Wade. Okay.

Yeah. Alonzo Warner. Eddie Jones? I mean, I would give it to Dwayne Wade. Eddie Jones is born. But that's my thing. How can you be the greatest ever, and you're not even the greatest to ever play in the organization you currently play for?

Yeah, but that's not fair. He just joined the Lakers not that long ago. What? I mean, he's been there a few years. He has a ring because I don't count that ring. I'm a Dyerhaar Lake fan. The Mickey Mouse ring. Yeah, the Mickey Mouse.

I don't know how I feel about that Mickey. And I'm a Dahlia Hall of a fan. I don't count that ring. But he has a ring. He won. right? He's been there a few years. He's going to be the all-time leader scorer.

He's going to become the all-time leader scorer as a Laker. Surpassing a great Laker in Kareemm Abdul-Jabbar. So, I mean, we're still not saying he's the greatest Laker ever. I don't think nobody will say that. Nobody would say LeBron James is the greatest Laker to ever play. You wouldn't even put him top five? Laker? Yeah.

He's a top one of the top five overall. Of all time? Yeah. As a Laker or as a player? He's a different. What you did for the Lakers and? He's a top-off maker. Michael Jordan couldn't have went to the Lakers

at the end of his career for one year. It wouldn't make him the greatest Laker. He was just having to be the greatest going to the Lakers. Exactly. Yeah, but Michael Jordan, all right,

do we agree that Michael Jordan is the greatest wizard of all time? Do you think another player came to the Wizards and is a better basketball player than Michael Jordan? John Wall? Gilbert Arenas?

You don't think Gilbert did more than Jordan? Did more what? For the Wizards? He bought more guns in the locker room. He put more guns in the locker room than Michael Jordan did. Yeah, the league was fucking crazy.

Are you kidding me? I'm talking about as a player. Not what they did for the organization as a player. Oh, well, then if he went to any team, he would be the greatest. This is my point. I'm saying that's not fair because I think Gilbert Arenas and John Wall did more for the Wizards than Michael Jordan did. This is LeBron's fifth year. Hey, oh, what do you do? Draft Kwame Brown? I want no smoke, Kwame Brown. I'm so sorry. I'm just saying, bro. He could be the greatest podcaster of all time. I love Kwame Brown. I do too. Great. I want to make sure that's not smoke because Kwami. I fuck with Kwami Brown. He won't quit. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, LeBron isn't the greatest Laker, right? I still think Kobe is a greater player than LeBron.

I think Shaq is a greater player than LeBron. People would argue that magic, people would argue Kareem. Jerry West. No way. But, you know, I'm just saying that there is no argument, no argument that Michael Jordan on any team that he's on, if he was there for five years wouldn't be the greatest player

in that organization. And I know our... That organization has ever seen. I know our female audience may be tuning out right now, but I want you guys to pay attention right here because while I was watching this debate, Terrence and I were in the corner

because we're music nerds and just don't have much to say in basketball debates. But I was observing that if women knew this and thought maybe their man would cheat on them or don't want them to go out, just throw in something like, is Jay the best lyricist? Is LeBron really number one?

because we were going to go to Magic City and just a few little things that was thrown out there kept us in the studio. We stayed inside the entire night. We ordered food and stayed there all night. That's all it takes, women. That's all it takes.

But overall, it was a great night. Just throw in like, hey, do you think Nas is more consistent than Jay? And I'm not going anywhere. Right. Right. It was a great night, great conversations

with some great minds and great talent. I enjoyed that. That's my type of shit. I'd rather do that than go to a strip club any night. Oh, for sure. That's just where I'm at in my life. I'm 41.

I don't want to see as, I'd rather sit in debate who's greater between Michael and LeBron and fucking yell to the top of my lungs and slam shit on the floor night and then go back to my hotel room shower and go to sleep. That's a great night. Oh, no, we kept the studio nights going. Yeah, yeah. Oh, we did.

We did. We left there and we went and got up with us, Simba. He was in the studio with ATL Jacob. But I left y'all there. I was tired. I was just because my flight was so early that I was trying to fill the time. Yeah, I went back to the room and went to sleep. And I mean, of course, I love those guys.

Atlanta was amazing. I had a great time, man. You got to kick it with some of our friends and, you know, do the things that we like to do. Sit around, talk shit, listen to music, talk, music, debate music, debate sports. It's just always good to be in a room with some really, really inspiring people, great minds, talented people, passionate people. And just people that, you know, just are trying to do the same thing you do and be great at what it is that you do. So Atlanta was a lot of fun, as it always is. Atlanta is always fun.

I've never had a lot of time there. on wood. Hey, yo. I was supposed to go out with, so we had B Simone and Meg at the show. Yes. In Atlanta. Did we recap that?

No. Yeah, we recap that. Yeah. We were in Atlanta. Days are blurred. I'm sorry. So B. Simone had hit me when we were at the studio and they were trying to plan a dinner.

Her and Meg, me, you, they were one of us all to just go out, get some dinner while we was there out last night. Okay. But then, you know, they were tired. They were staying home. I texted. I said, listen, we don't have to force it.

Like, Rory and I are not that. press to go to dinner like it's okay we're they gonna pay um i'm sure b b and meg would have picked up the check they have no problem doing that oh man um love to be cordial i was like listen because i just love the debates we were having i canceled on two cool women was like listen rory and i are fine we don't need to go out to dinner we're good we're at like oh jeffrey jordan be was so happy to hear that because you know it's kind of like you can feel when somebody doesn't want to go out but because you're in the city they live in they're like listen i'll get up and go i get dressed and meet y'all and we can go to dinner if y'all really want to and i'm like listen

rory and we're we're completely fine with not going out to eat it's all good i'm so good at being that person now because a lot of people are scared to say that when you can tell in a text message when you're like well we could do some other time like no pressure yeah let's not do this yeah we don't got to do this i'm always a person that'll break all the attention who wants to say it first i can read the room i know how to read the room over the phone i can tell when you're in your home and you're comfortable on your couch watching tv doing nothing just chilling and like damn i got to get dressed It was cold as fuck in Atlanta.

She would have had a shower. Yeah, she would have had the shower. God knows, you know, if B. has to get a shower and wash that ass, she ain't going to know with it. And it wasn't a Thursday. Yeah, no, definitely wasn't a Thursday. It was her shower day. Yeah, it was Monday.

Sorry, B. You're on a break her routine. But, um, so me and B. Would have her fucked up her whole shower schedule? Yeah, like, I didn't want to throw her shower schedule of having her using more than necessary. You know how that goes. She's an environmentalist.

That's the planet. Yeah. One of the greatest environment is ever out. For those that don't know, B and Meg were doing their podcast. Who was the guest on there? Desi. Desi Bank. Shout out to Desi Banks from the funniest guys on Instagram.

And I don't know how showering got brought up, but B was suggesting that she doesn't shower every day. And they started a schedule Monday through Thursday of when shot and what happened. She showers Monday and Thursday. And if she's filling herself maybe Saturday. Yeah. She might get three in terms of. If she has a dinner date. Yeah, if she has a dinner date.

Right now she's single. So she's like, and nobody's down. And nobody has to smell me or whatever. I just think it's, well, Rwanda a little bit. So from the dinner, I just feel like out of hygiene, like it's not just vaginal hygiene. Yeah. You got to wash that ass. Yeah. You got to wash that ass. And like your whole body. Like your whole body. Yeah, definitely a whole body, but most importantly wash that ass. Now, B and B from the dinner, I say, you know what? I want to check out

Black Panther too. Waconda forever. I was like, damn, I want to see that. I'm hearing great things about it. I'm in Atlanta. I'm feeling extra black. So I'll talk. I'll talk. I'll thought, you know what? I'm like, B, let's go, let's go to the movie theater. She's like, yo, I live right across the street from a movie theater. I'm like, yo, let's go check a movie. What time is it? She said, yo, this is a show at 9.30.

At this time, it was like 7 o'clock. And that wasn't enough time. So, you know, if you really don't want to move. For you to shut down the theater, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. I could have to go to sit over here and B. Check the website for the time. She didn't wash her ass.

Yeah. You go sit over there. I'll sit over here. Naturally. Got the whole movie theater to ourselves. So she was like, damn, it's still two and a half hours before the movie starts. You know how long that gap is if you're home comfortable to be like, I got to wait two hours to go to a movie? Yeah.

I say, you know what? You're right. Don't worry about it. We'll go catch a movie another time. Now, this news of her not washing her ass didn't come out until after we got back from Atlanta. So it's funny how God works in mysterious ways. God was keeping me away from me because he knows that that wasn't her wash. Okay.

And had I linked up would be and smelled the, you know, the The Musk. What the rock was cooking. Yeah, the seven day theory from the low-end theory. That was her low-in theory. That was her low-in theory. If I would have smelled that, it would have changed our relationship. It would have changed.

Low vibration. It would have changed. Yeah, it would have changed the love and the fucking support that I have for B-Simon. So God was working in mysterious ways. he was keeping me away from B because that was not her wash day. Because that would put what? All right. So Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Oh, no. It was her watch day. It was Monday. So she watched. But is she watched in the morning or in the evening? Aha. She did have those two and a half hours. She could have washed.

She could have had some shower time in there. I'm pretty sure. But if you think about it, maybe she would just want to go to the movies and come home and shower before she goes to bed. Yeah. Because then she get all the theater stink. All the mud and butter. I'm pretty sure. I'm hopeful that B would have watched.

wash that ass before meeting me to go to the movies. I just think that she just loves and cares about me enough to not be smelling like bar peanuts. But I'm just happy it didn't, it didn't affect our show by any ways. No, like she smelled great. She gave her a hug at the show backstage. She smelled great. Underarms had enough deodorant. You know what I think it was?

I think it was all the blunt smoke that may be masked a lot of the balls. And the crystal sandwiches. Yeah. Smelt good in there. Crystal sandwiches with the, uh. Because when everything smells like skunk, it's like, who's that? I bring the grease perfume. Oh, I still have it up there.

You should have bought it to the show. That would have been fun. Just spray it on people. Give that to be. Yeah, give that to her. Like, listen, on the days where you're not. Why would I waste this spray? No, my.

She already smells like. Just bottle her up. I just think that it's amazing. She's going to fucking kill us. No, she's going to kick up. She's going to kick my ass. I just think it's amazing how B, who is clearly a comedian and clearly somebody who is, makes people laugh for a living.

Yeah. Can say something like this. in the entire internet and timeline be in an uproar and really believe that B Simone doesn't wash her ass daily. Like, I just think that that's hilarious and funny. So, yeah, I hope you're watching that ass daily.

I thought in that clip it was actually funnier of everyone in the room being quiet. Yeah. To say either you smell or that they don't shower the same. Like, it's okay to shower. Meg, Meg, now, Desi, you know, Desi's a nigger. And sometimes niggers don't wash every day.

niggas, they feel like they washed late last night. They can get up tomorrow, run around all day without a shower. And it's like, all right, cool. I just shower in the morning, whatever. Now, Meg is, she knows good and goddamn well that B washes her ass daily. She was baffled. But, you know, she let her get her shit off and make a joke. Yeah, get her shit off and make a joke and have the entire timeline.

And then everybody starts adding me saying, oh, this is why you didn't want to fuck with B Simone because she don't wash her ass daily. Which would be a fair reason not to be. That would be an amazing reason not to. Let's be clear. I've been around, be enough times to know that she smells great. She washes her ass daily, I'm sure. She smells good.

She's not a funky girl. Have you ever dealt with? Because we've had the conversation. We've all been in these streets for a long time. We've smelled a box or two that wasn't great. I don't want to talk about that. I smell a box fresh out the shower that wasn't like. That's an age-old conversation that we've had.

So I don't even want to have that. I want to say, have y'all just ever been around just a, A funky. You didn't even need to get near the box. A funky? It's just a funky girl. Oh, of course. Oh, yeah.

That's the smelly, nasty. Oh, yeah. Beautiful chick. Yeah. You're like, Oh, so beautiful, but you stink. I told you, I chased the girl. How did you react to?

Did you look at this project? I had a crush on a girl for like a few summer, for a few years. And I wanted this girl so bad. And I finally, we finally got to a point we were about to be intimate. And it just did not smell good at all. And I was. But you went through it. it. No, hell no. I was so

hard, bro. I was so I've definitely fucked through the stench. Nah. Damn. Damn. Man? Define grown. Like, past what I? Over 24 years old. Yes. Wow. Fuck no. How'd you go how'd you go through it? Y'all crazy as fuck? When you're 17, 18, 19, 20,

21 even? Cool. At 24, 25 year old grown man, you should not be fucking some stinklers. It wasn't like an often thing. Maybe happened once or twice after that. Wow. But I mean, I just held my breath. That means five. You held your breath? I held my breath and it actually made like the orgasm a little better. Oh my God.

Because once I released. It's like, oh, you let that air out, you breathe, you, I get it. Yeah, no, it was actually kind of worth it. It's crazy, close nut clarity. I can't fuck, yeah, I can't fuck. Yeah, I can't fuck. Yeah, I can't. I'm not, I mean, I didn't eat it.

I just, you know. Yeah, but I'm just not around. You just have to keep switching positions, so. Aaron out a little bit. From the back. I'm cool. You know. It's just, from the back is probably.

crazy worst probably yeah the coochie mix with the with the asshole the boofin smell like playoff basketball in that motherfucker oh god now entering the game Patrick Ewing straight from the dumpster you know Patrick used to sweat profusely pat used to be dripping sweat before the fucking tip off he used to be on that play that layup line going crazy hall oh you're Hey, you scared? Why are you sweating like that? No, he definitely stunk. There's a lot of players that look like they smell.

Oh, God, yeah, you can only imagine. I've been in practice facilities, locker rooms. Just because they're making millions. Don't mean they got good hygiene. Let me tell you that. It'd be brothers making $100 million and don't know how to wash their ass. Trust me on that. All right, well, have you ever seen a pretty girl?

We've all had thoughts of like whether she would be a freak or not a freak or whatever. She's pretty, but she looks like she smells. They ever had that intuition? but she looks like she's... I think I know what you're talking about. I'm like, yeah, something about her look that just I could tell by her pores maybe. Yeah.

Her diet. Her pores. She eats. Diet's a big factor. It's a huge factor. Well, you know why it's not weird for me as a grown man to have been through that? I'll tell you why.

Tell me why. Because these women are on the chicken and Hennessy diet from 18 to 24 and it doesn't affect them at all. They smell fine because their bodies can handle it. It's true. Then they hit that. 25 mark and their body really can't process that shit the same way so they don't realize that they're going to stink differently now so once you catch them in that that phase of transitioning

to a grown woman that can't guzzle Hennessy for those now Casamigos was Henny at that time it just doesn't work the same way it doesn't yeah now that I think about wings and fries and Henny died at 3 a.m. catches up to you now that I think back and they don't know yet the the hypnotic the hypnotic you seen women drinking a little too much of that hypnotic little incredible Hulk yeah that That pussy always had a little stench to it. No, they had green streaks in their draws. Yeah. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. It's nothing more attractive than a pretty woman that smells great. That is the greatest shit in the world. They say Rihanna's the best smelling woman in the world. Rihanna, I mean, I would hope so. She looks like she smells great. Rihanna looks like she smells amazing. Like, she just, I just, it's just sad when you come across a really beautiful girl and

And then she like, she doesn't smell good and she doesn't have like, she's not like, you get to her crib where she's stay at and it's like, she's not really that clean, that tidy. It's like, oh, that's just so heartbreaking. But. I think allegedly post-surgery, because they don't really know how to clean their new body, that there could be some backlash there. Who don't know how to clean their new body? Chicks that get surgery? Wait. When you're transferring fat from one place to another, it may affect the smell of your body.

There's new crevices. Yeah. New crevices. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man, I don't care what crevices is new. Washing your ass. You have to get a different size lufa when, no, you got to get the wagon.

You got to stay in that shower a little longer and fucking wash that lather like three or four times. So let me ask. All right. So you could go in shower, right? So what's an appropriate time of a shower? For me? Sure. On average, on average, my showers are no less than 30 minutes. Yeah, that's way too long.

That's a very long shower. That's an insane amount. of time. You wash your hair. 30 minutes. That's crazy. Yeah, you wash your hair. How often do you wash your hair?

Probably three days a week. All right. Okay. I would say two. You shower every day the week? When I had hair. I mean, no, when I had hair. Twice a day.

A shower in the morning and a shower before I go. I cannot go to something. I watch my beard a day. I can't sleep without taking a shower. Half hours in the same. It's a long shower, bro. Though it's not. I've done it before.

It's really not that long, bro. It's like, that's the equipment. It's like, that's the equivalent of like five songs on a, that's a fucking album. On the album, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to lie. That's kind of, yeah. I'm one, like, long song.

Like, five minutes, I'm good. Six, five minutes shower? You could run through the whole Daytona album for a shower? Yeah, easily. One, five, a five minute shower, you're telling me is appropriate. I, if I'm focused, I can hit all the essentials in five minutes. I'm efficient. I can get a full good shower in five minutes.

I'm a fission. I'm not standing in there. I can take a five-minute shower if I need it. Yeah, same. But if I'm just, like, in the house for the night and I'm taking my shower before bed, I'm in the shower at least 30. How long do you cut the water on before? I just wants to unwind.

Like, how long is the water running before you get in? Probably like a minute. Usually, like, two minutes. Like, I'm in the shower. I just turn it on and then I take my fucking underwear and my t-shirt and socks off. 30 minutes is fucking insane. It's a great time, though, man. Relax, you know what I mean?

Let the hot water hit your body, sit there, think. You know what I mean? Lather a couple times. Well, if you think about it since... And then I rinse with cold. Yeah, you should have under shower with a little cold. He has the roll over minutes from B. Simone. So it's okay.

To roll over minutes. Because she uses less water. Ma is allowed to use way and longer. If you share a shower plan. If Simone's in there for two minutes, I'm in there for 30. Two minutes per week? Yeah, that's how it goes. That's how it goes.

Yeah, I love... I like taking long, like, showers, man. She's just relaxing. I shower twice yesterday. I shower twice every day. I have to shower when I obviously wake up before I leave the house. And then at night, I cannot, I feel just like the day is on me. Like, I can't get into, like, a clean bed, clean sheets.

I'm with you. And, like, with outside, like, skin, like, I'm with you. Yeah, I got to. Minimum I'm washing my face. And it's not, every shower is not 30 minutes. But, like, the showers, like, the good showers, easy 30 minutes. When I'm running late and it's like five, five minutes, ten minutes. So I'm got to get to the airport.

Like, shit, I got to leave in the next 20 minutes. I got to be out the door. Like, I can take my phone show. How many times do you, like, doing the full scrub in that 30 minutes? Is it just one good one? No, no, no. I lather at least four times. Damn.

Damn, man. Not that's four times, bro. All right, define a four-time lather with like a full getting in there is one. And then you do that repeat three times? Yeah. Wow. Fucking scrub the hair off your body. No fucking, no.

I mean, you're really clean, bro. I totally understand why you and B. Simone didn't work out. Yeah. You're just, I'm just, I'm really clean with it and she's the opposite. I love, I love taking showers, bro. That is like, I, that is like so relaxing. That's me time for you. shower, that is some of the most

relaxation shit in the world. No, I agree with you. I just think 30 minutes is fucking insane. Oh, yeah, I mean, but I'm not, I'm in the house for the night. What the fuck? I'm just in the shower. Like, I'm not, I don't have kids to put in bed and read and check the homework. Like, I'm a single man. Take a fucking 30 minute shower for homework. Like, turn on some music, smoke a blunt, then get in the shower.

Like, you know, I'm just in there. The water's hitting me. I'm high. I'm just like, yo, this feels great. Like. Oh, I mean, yeah, that's another. You know, I know women have just dated musty dudes. Anything like domesticated or clean that you do, they think you're married and hiding a secret family. Yeah. Like, how do you know how to clean? What woman clean this? Oh, how do you know about that peppermint soap? It's like, because I'm clean? Because I'm clean. I enjoy, like, it's in the store for everyone.

Like, good body washes and trying them out on my body and smelling great. Like, I don't, I'm just not a funky dude. Like, your wife bought you these sheets? No, I'm going to Target. I just know how to read Threat counts. How hard is that? Like, what type of nasty dudes you've been dealing with? It's crazy. But they are some nasty. dudes out here so uh speaking of hygiene no back to b a b wash your ass speaking of washing your ass and b washes ass we're joking of course can you get lactose intolerant later in life yes absolutely that's what happened to me all right i used to eat any type of milk as a kid same any dairy oh no so do i but it never bothered me last night i i don't eat ice cream very much okay

yeah you don't like sweet i saw the little half pint in the trash can i got Every now and then I'll get an urge for sweet things. Pause, if that's a pause. Oh, look at you. You just love sweet things, don't you? I'm a sweet thing. First of all, don't ever look at my eyes and tell me you're a sweet thing. Look at you trying to dim my light.

No, my bad, bro. Go ahead. You jealous by my confidence? No, not at all. You're jealous about a man's confidence? You know how nasty that is? To see a man that's confident, I'm like, ew, yuck. Look at him.

Hey, you'll never shine in this. Fuck, I fucked it up. You'll never shine in the shade, sis. Sis. That's a lot of S's. Period. So I went kind of crazy, not only on a pint of ice cream, but like the birthday cake one. Ooh.

With the crunchies, I love that. I missed that. We need a vegan. We need a carvel. Can we get a vegan fucking ice cream cake? Jesus Christ. With cookie cream. That's JD.

This is great. I see him moved on to pieces. So I had the pints of the ice cream cake. I went to sleep maybe around. like 12, 31 a.m. I woke up at 4 a.m. And I've been up since. Toilet went crazy.

I might as well had fucking six sliders from White Castle. Damn. I think I'm lactose and tolerant now. Wait, what else did you eat besides the ice cream? I forgot. I think I made chicken and rice before that. Something I typically eat.

No, I mean, that sounds like that. Was it chicken bad, maybe? No. Oh. Yeah, you might be lactose. It felt lactose. I've never met a white man that was lactose intolerant. Really?

Never. Huh. You actually not thinking about it? White men have the stomach of Vikings from the fucking... No, see, this is... We need to cut some of these stereotypes because some of them I get, but this is like when a black person

didn't know white people who had cousins. They asked me, like, y'all, y'all actually have cousins? I'm like, you know, we have cousins. I'm like, you know, I just didn't think white people had cousins. I was like, why would you think... Date your cousins, so we thought that that was the girl. It would be your wife instead. It was my lover.

We didn't know that was your aunt's daughter. Yes, white people can be lactose intolerant. We wear lotion. I never knew that. And we have cousins. I'm not jacking the lotion shit. And y'all don't wash your legs. Well, Rory did ask me for lotion one day and I was kind of like thrown off.

I thought he was like, for what? For what? For what? Yeah. I was like, what are you about to do with this, this lotion, Rory? Yes, I wear a lotion. 90% of white people don't wear a lotion. I have a whole skin care regimen.

Lactose intolerant is something that I never knew white people could be. But I don't really have too much like milk in my diet to begin with. That makes sense. So maybe that's why? Yeah, yeah. Maybe I'm not lactose. Maybe my body was just. just like, what the fuck is this?

You went overload. You went crazy that day. That's what it was. Yeah. No, me, I can't. Ooh. Ice cream, like regular? No.

I haven't had regular ice cream in years. What's the time between eating the ice cream and the toilet? If it's like real dairy ice cream? Yes. I got max 12 minutes. Before the spoon leaves his mouth. Before it's fucking show time. My stomach, yo, listen.

It's entrance to exit. I'm so lactose intolerant. I could touch the ice cream carton, like the hogodaws. And my stomach can make a little gripe. I ain't yeah go ahead you eat it but you're gonna pay for it you know that I can eat ice cream I can eat dairy I can eat all of that I'm not gonna but I'm gonna pay for it in the bathroom I heard you've read out in hives anytime someone says the name Ben or Jerry there's a joke there but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go that way I promise you know oh no I wasn't talking about dairy talking about you being homophobic there you go there I'm not homophobic what I mean I'm just saying it might be Tom yeah let's get the left here. Let's get this guy out of here. This is your last run. There was a video of Lado circulating. I love this this way of that she's previewing her new music. What a great time.

I think if you ask me this a song of the year. It's on mute. Was there a song play? I'm just saying if you ask me this is this is without a doubt the song of the year. So Lado posted something on Twitter. She said, y'all making me regret scrapping these songs and she has a video on her TikTok, point of view dancing to your elite music for your man. Talk about a woman that just looks like she smells good. Yeah.

A loto looks like she smells phenomenal. In a hot tub. No disrespect to her man. Right. It looks like the view from your spot, Mall. She did say POV. I only wish this was the view from my spot, but I don't know. I don't understand how this is not nominated for song or the year at the Grammys.

V dancing to your leak music for your man. I bet her man leaked that shit. I would. I see why he leaked it. Yeah. If you knew this was the video for it. Let's objectify for a second. Yes.

Because obviously, you know, women get dressed for us, right? Yeah. And do everything for us, not for themselves? No. All right. Horny alert. Turn it off, Julian. The music.

Remember the time when, like, thongs became pretty regular? I was like, holy shit. Women just really wear just songs out. Everyone, not just like IG models. It's just a thing. How great that time was. It started to make me appreciate women that could pull off the regular bikini and look this good. Yeah.

The regular bikinis, I think, are more fashionable. And I mean, if you got body and you look, if you have a nice shape, I mean, it doesn't matter what kind of bikini you have on. You're going to look good in it. And women, come on, we know that you do this all for us and that, you know, all of you want us. Yeah. And, you know, we know. They only put on these bikinis. We know you care only about our opinion.

They only wear these bikinis to make us, you know, drool and all the attention. It's not about, it's not about being comfortable on the beach and not having as minimal tan lines as possible. Of course not. That's not what this thing is about. 96 degrees. Wear a turtleneck. Yeah. You whore.

Care what the temperature is. The sun is out. You should be inside. Some men are really crazy. Lotto is nominated for a Grammy. Congrats. Congrats on the Grammy nomination Lotto. If I'd be twerking in a hot tub like this.

Oh, man. I would, listen, man. If I was a cameraman, I would have be able to thought I was on a Discovery Channel. I would have had that camera underneath that water. Oh, my God. Look at her in a natural habitat. Listen, I know we debate about the Grammys every single year, but if Lotto getting a nomination means these videos, like, you know,

let's just keep giving her nominations. I get it. I get it. Let's make sure she's nominated for a song of the year, please. Some of these nominations came out. Did they get it right? All right. Well, let's start with our would we pay attention to the most rap album of the year, right?

Okay. Best rap album, DJ Callet God did. Now, listen, we love Calut. I think he's a great guy. Obviously. And what they did. And what they did. Love Calut.

Love what he does. Love his energy. no matter how fake we may think it is. We love to pick and choose what God did, huh? Oh, yeah. It's all the good things. Yeah. Then 9-11.

Now we have free will. Did God make it so Tyler won best rap album? Yes. According to Calid, that wasn't God. Even God makes mistakes. Yeah, God does make mistakes. God is they. They make mistakes.

DJ Calid God did. Future I never liked you. Jack Harlow, come home to kids. I still think that's one of the greatest album titles ever. Come Home to Kids. I think it's probably the greatest album of all time, from the greatest lyricist of all time. Wait, album? And lyricist.

Jack, I, yeah. Oh, well, I was just talking about the title of the album. I have come home to kids miss you one and maybe reasonable doubt number two. Okay. Kendrick Lamar, Mr. Morrell and the big steppers. Pusha T, it's almost dry. Fire. The only albums that I think belong and the best rap, this out of this category, I love pushers.

I love Kendrick. And I think those are probably the two that got it right. Sabah, I would have liked to see in there a few good things. Did Jid make the deadline though? I don't think so. I don't know if Jid made the deadline. I don't think so. Vince, I would have liked to see there.

Yes. That to me, those might be my two big gripes. But again, I don't know, listen, I don't know when you're supposed to submit these albums or have them out by. don't know. I don't, I'm just talking about just for music. The Caled album. Well, all right, what do you think wins? Oh, I do, all right, what do you think wins and what do you think? What do I, who do I, who do I, would I want to win? Yes. I think Kendrick wins. I would love for push you to win, though. I'm with that. I think Jack wins. And yeah, push. Yeah, I think Jack wins. Oh, are you saying it's just because of like,

No, no, no, no. I'm being very serious or not. I do think Jack wins this. They're giving Jack one of these. Jack is walking away with the ground. Let me explain something to y'all. Shout out to Jack Harlow. Shout out to Don Cannon. You're the only one that's not banned.

Shout out. Shout out the lake. Shout out the drama. You know some disrespect is coming when you have to name the whole staff. No, no, no, no. I'm just... Let's just be honest, man. Shout to Jack and his family.

Yeah. Shout to Jack. His niece is an episode. Shout to retire Kentucky. Yeah. The Derby. Jack Hall did not have the best rap album of the year.

Nominated, do you think he should have been nominated? I think he should have been nominated. Based off the popularity of 2022 and the album. Yeah. Okay. I'm not mad at that.

I'm not mad at the nomination, I think. As far as deserved to win, I think the rap song is more deserving for him. Rap album, I would say Kendrick or Push. as far as rap album I mean should in my opinion I think Kenji Lamar has the best rap album

obviously out of this group I would love for it's almost dry the window it will be cool I would love that that to me would be like you know it's just it would just be a dope thing

for like pushers albums to win best rap album I think that would be super hard but I'm not I mean the nomination I guess is just as almost as big as the win I guess just being nominated for best rap album is a huge accomplishment.

Jack Hollow did have a good album, but I do feel like there's other albums that should have been nominated. And I'm saying that seriously. Like I did when it came out and supported it. No, the album, exactly. It was a good album. Boy, do they forget. I definitely wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. But I don't,

like you said, I don't know when you're supposed to submit songs by, I don't know what albums. But Ramona Park, you know, Sabah, it's at least three other albums, I think, would be better suited for that category. So it looks like September

30th, 2020 was the date you had to submit by. So, Jid would have made it. Vince would have as well. I guess all right. Even though I love those albums, it is the Gramies and I get the impact shit. Like Future's album sold a crazy amount of numbers

in a time when people weren't really selling. So you have to give that. As far as impact... What did these two albums have in common? People are rapping. well they both have a Drake feature on a single oh yeah true but at the same time with futures you still have to give him credit

because they don't count the single numbers towards your album sales anymore so he did sell a lot but you're talking impact yeah I think it has some impact of course if it's selling that amount of course it had an impact so that's my thing so I get why features there I'm not mad

even though me personally but who gives a fuck about personal when it comes to gramming animations of course I want Are you a consumer? Your opinion matters. I mean, not when you sell. What future sell? $300,000 or something?

Yeah, future did 222. I get why this would be on for nominations, despite what people's personal opinions are of the actual album. It should be on there. Can we go back up to, was a rap song? Best rap song. Best rap song. DJ Khalid featuring Rick Rawls, Lerway, Jay,

John Legend and Friday God did Future featuring Drake and Tim's Wait for you Gunner and Future featuring Young Thug pushing P Jack Hollow featuring Drake Churchill Downs Kendrick Lamar the Heart Part 5 Obviously wait for you Yeah wait for you probably with that

Yeah probably wins this uh yeah Yeah but no it It probably will But they do now have the category of like best Rap melodic song Which I love that they added that since they added that I really think best rap

song should go to a rap song where I think Churchill Downs I wouldn't be mad at winning best rap song Hard Part 5 obviously Yeah God did is incredible of Hoves verse All 3rdom got off

Jay just had the longer You know more shit talking verse I think I think God did would be better for best rap performance because I think Jay fucking performed on that.

So best melodic rap performance. Like rap song, I would say Churchill down or Hart Part 5 and then save Drake Future and Thames for Best Rap Melodic song. Just my opinion. Okay. Best Melodic Rap performance

Khalid, future Siza, beautiful, underrated record, future Drake Thames, Jack Harlow First Class, Kendrick, Blast, die hard, lot of big energy. I think Harlow wins that melodic rap performance. I have wait for, I mean, first class.

Wait for you? No, I know, wait for you. He's fired. Don't get it twisted. I love that. And the definition of Melatic Raymore. One of these. He has to win in one.

Jack is winning one of these. Oh, for sure. He's either winning best rap song, best melodic rap performance, or best rap album. I'd give him a lot of. He's winning one of those. I don't know. I can't.

I mean, they could. I just, the album might be too much smoke. I don't know the grand. me deals with backlash. I mean, listen. But they could sneak him one of these, the melodic or the rap song. I think he wins melodic.

I mean, not for nothing. First class. Lotto big energy. If that won too, I wouldn't be mad. Bro. That wasn't one of the best melodic rap performances? I'm not saying it wasn't. But first class and big energy

over wait for you is blasphemy. I think wait for you is number one that should win that. We're not doing that. But first class, I'm not mad at that winning best melodic performance. I'm not mad either. But I'm just saying, over wait for you? Watch it happen. Look, it's going to win.

Wait for you is one of the best songs we've heard in the last few years. Oh, yeah. It's a honest. Like, Torori's point, though, it is a melodic song. Yeah. So I could see it winning that, beating first class. But on rap song, I could see Churchill Downs taking it. That's crazy.

Over the Heart Part 5, over, wait for you. They're not going to give way for you both. Yeah. Yeah, they're not going to. So eliminate wait for you from one of these categories. Churchill Downs being a better rap song than wait for you, or fucking even pushing P

well look you gotta think pushing P was crazy Moore Churchill Down is a better rap song than pushing P I'm not saying it's not I'm not saying it's not but we're not going to just

ignore pushing P though no no it's nominated I'm not mad that it's nominated but the fact that they added this melodic rap shit makes me feel just feel

feelings that best rap song should go to a rap song either way either way Drake is winning like seven Grammys fucking hilarious. Either way we look at it. He's going on with like seven grimy.

All right. Can we scroll up? Because we'll debate all day. Best Progressive R&B album. Oh shit. Shout to Terrace. Terris, Drones. Tank of the Bangers.

I love them. Red Balloon. Steve Lacey. Gemini Wright. Spoon Child, Starfruit. Corey Henry, Operation Funk. They're probably going to give that to Steve. I feel like Steve's going to clean up.

Steve's going to win that for, you know, just for the TikTok rights. Terrace, that drone's album is fire. That's heavy. It's really, really good. Best R&B song, Beyonce Cuffet, Jasmine Sullivan, Hurt Me So Good Morning, Gorgeous, Milan. P.J. Martin, please don't walk away. Shout out to PJ. Congratulations on the nomination.

Beyonce is running with that. Beyonce is probably going to win Best R&B song. Best R&B song, R&B song. I mean, Jasmine should win that. Jasmine should win. My homie Diesel produced this record, too. Shout to Diesel. Pause.

You. Whoa. What's his real name? You just call him that? That's his producer name. You got your D's? You call him Shaq D's? You call him Big D.

Yo D's, what's up? What's time we playing ball? Scroll up to the next... Go to the next category. Best traditional R&B performance. Adam Blackstone featuring Jasmine Sullivan around midnight, baby face featuring LMA keeps on falling.

Beyonce plastic off the sofa. Mary J. Blodge. Good morning. Gorgeous. Norlegra. Dube for love. For a dance album, Beyonce Cher is cleaning up R&B.

Yeah, that is. that's no do for love. I'm not saying that there is an R&B on the Beyonce album, but it's a self-proclaimed dance album labeled as a dance album. Marketed as a dance album. Packaged as a dance album. Beyonce said, yo, this is my dance album. Yeah.

I mean, just keep her in the pop category. That's just my opinion. I would like to see snow. There's obviously R&B in there, but. I'd like to see Snow in that. I would to see Snow in that. That do for love was every fucking. You couldn't open Instagram and not hear

somebody with that song in their fucking video. I would scroll up. Best R&B performance. Beyonce Virgo's group, wow. Jasmine Sullivan heard me so good. Lucky day over. Mary J. Bloss, featuring Anderson Park here with me. Money long.

Hers. Hours and hours. I said hers. Hours and hours. R&B performance hurt me so good. Yeah. Performance, how you perform that record? Jasmine Sullivan.

She better win that show. Oh, even. Lucky shit, Lucky Day. That's over record. R&B performance. Yeah. Best R&B album. Chris Brown, breezy,

Lucky Day, Candy Drip, Mary Jay, Good Morning, Gorgeous. PJ Morton watched the sun. Robert Glasper, Black Radio 3, one of my favorite albums of the year. I would love to see that win. I don't know if it's going to.

I think Candy Drip. I think Lucky takes it, which I'm not mad at. PJ's album is crazy. Watch the Sun was dope. Black Radio 3 was dope. Mary kind of cleaned up. Yeah.

She's nominated in a lot of different categories. Best Rambiourable. album, my personal opinion of the year was candy drip. As far as Best R&B song and performance and everything, I think Siza got super snubbed with good days. I don't understand how that's not anywhere to be found here. Summer Walker to not even be nominated for Best R&B album. Yeah, they shut her out.

I think that's fucking insane. That album was crazy. The numbers she did, like I think only at that point Beyonce had did, did those numbers. And then obviously Adele came to following. few weeks and did some crazy shit. I think even for the traditional R&B categories or even progressive R&B categories, R.E. Lennox album, I don't understand why that wasn't nominated anywhere. I feel like a lot of the really good younger acts, specifically women got kind of robbed.

Yeah. With the R&B album stuff. Notable artists that aren't nominated for anything, the weekend once again. Shut out. Shut out of nominations. Nicky Minaj. Shut out. No nominations for Nicky. What do you think Nicky would be, and relax barbs, just asking a question.

What would Nikki you think be nominated for? What's it called that? Rick James. Yeah. The freak record for what? Best rap melodic. Okay. Something. Wouldn't be totally mad.

That. I don't know. I think that category is pretty full right now. Yeah. What would you take out to that? I can lick it. I can stick it. I can.

I can be it I can see it I can You know she's talking about dick right Yep I thought she was talking about Her office She was mailing

She was mailing her fans back Yeah there you go Mailing her face She's on the website She was covering TLC fan mat Yeah she's on the website Checking her fucking Showtime

Yeah showtimes Exactly Let's get to like the overall categories Right All right song of the year Song of the year Adele easy on me We don't even have to read the rest of these.

That's the win right there. They gave Taylor Swift's short film song of the year. They put her movie up there. All too well. Ten minute version. The short film gets Song of the Year. Taylor, I tell you, man. Bonnie Ray, just like that.

Bonnie's going to take this one home. Not a chance. Adele Easy on me is definitely Song of the Year. I disagree. Break my soul? I think as it was, my Harry Styles. Really?

Yes. He was, he's, he's a killer. It's one of those white icons. I don't even know how to reply to that. I'm gonna kill you. How about that?

He's a killer. Well, like I said, the left. Get him out of here. Pitching change. Yo, he's a killer. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. What's the hook on that record at him? I don't want to sing anything. Sing it. You don't know it. As it was. It was. It's not the same.

man as it was I know the trap. Killer. I'm telling you. That's a killer. When that shit wins, everybody dies. He killed his group

and went solo. Listen, man. Or bad habit. Adele, easy on me. Love that record. That's a huge record. Actually, Adele's album isn't on any of the shit.

Which is weird to me. No, we're skipping over a category. Gotta be. Is it only? It's an R&B album, in my opinion. There's no way they put it in R&B. Yeah, and they're not going to put them in an army.

That's probably her most R&V album. It is an R&B. Where's the album of the year? Oh, all right. There you go. There you go. Let me get ahead of myself. Sorry, Rich.

Yeah, there you go. Almondo Voyage, Adele 30, bad bunny, a verano sin ti, Beyonce, Renaissance, Brandy Carlout, and the Salon Days Coldplay, music of the spheres, Harry's house, Kendrick Lamar, Mr. Morell and a Big Stevers, Lizzo, special, Mary J. Blodge,

Good morning, gorgeous, deluxe. Before we do this, people were angry that Bad Bunny was not nominated for Song of the Year, not one song. Marriwanay, baby, da. Shattered every single streaming record. I mean, he wins the album of the year, right? Yeah, but to not have him on Song of the Year, too, is kind of crazy. He deserves to win Almond the Year.

He definitely wins a year. He deserves to win Artists of the Year. First, uh, lets you know. He said the most profitable year for a touring musician ever. They may, they should probably just call the Grammys the Bad Bunnies at this point. Jesus Christ. No, he is kind of getting, is he not nominated anything else besides? Is I'm in the year? I don't think so.

No, that's crazy. That's odd. That's kind of nuts. He's only the biggest artist in the world. He's also not nominated for record of the year. Wild. You know who is? Adele.

Yeah, she's got to clean these up. And that was right here. Rory is like what Juel's told the locks they didn't have no R&B records. And then Jada went on to runoff like three Mariah Carey choice.

You ain't got no records for the girls, though. Oh, yeah? He said, Adele isn't nominated for anything. Have you heard the emancipation of Mimi? Kissing styles all over that. Almond a year, record of the year,

Adele got the biggest fucking category. You ever heard of Mary J. Bluffs? Yeah. Juel. Jules was sick out of his mind saying that to the locks. Yeah, I think Adele wins record of the year as well. No way. Although Beyonce break my soul.

Yeah, come on. Yeah, it would be up there for record of the year. Yeah. I don't know. Grammys at this point. Do we feel like they got it right? They obviously missed the mark or some of these care. Bad Bunny obviously should be nominated for more than this.

I don't understand why Abba's up there. I love Abba. But come on, G. Why? For record of the year? Yeah. Abba's not a killer like Harry, man. No.

But Harry's right there. Carrie's right there, though. Look. I tried to listen to Harry Styles album, but it didn't really. It didn't tick on my fancy. Yeah. Yeah, I feel you. The politics of the Grammys now are getting a little too absurd because they could at least pump fake nominee the weekend or like they used to do stuff like that.

And now it's just fuck you. We're shutting you out. But why do they shut the weekend out like that? Because he didn't do the Super Bowl. He did the Super Bowl rather than the Grammys and they were really mad. Who wouldn't do the Super Bowl? That's so difficult to understand. I was hard.

What artists would not do the Super Bowl half times? Like he did someone's bop mitzvah instead. Who wouldn't do the fucking Super Bowl? over a Grammy performance. Life is hard. Life is very hard. Whatever. I guess.

I don't think they'll ever get it, quote, unquote, right for everyone. So at this point... Yeah, somebody's going to get snubbed, but I mean... I think Siza and Summer are probably the biggest... Snub and Bad Bunny is sick, though. Yeah. Like, this dude is clearly one of the biggest artists ever, and he's only nominated for an album of the year.

Crazy. And they're not going to give it to him. I know. There's no way they're giving it. I mean, he's probably... He probably has other categories that we don't like best Latin, something I'm sure. No,

on here? I think this is the only Grammy he's nominated for. It might be Latin Grammy, sure he'll score. But this is the first like Grammy's,

like Latino Grammy nomination. Yo, that's sick. Yeah. The numbers he put up is fucking crazy. Imagine selling out Yankee Stadium.

They're like, I'll just put him in the Latin category. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Put him over there. And then imagine being the weekend

having the highest grossing tour ever. And going, eh, nothing. Nah, not this week. Not this year. Try better next year. Yeah, next time you'll do, you'll do better next year. But that's where I don't understand.

Like, is it numbers? Best pop solo performance, bad bunny, Moscow, Mule. I love that drink. I love that drink. I didn't read this one. Best music out Urbana album? Best Music out Urbana, yeah. Okay.

So he has three nominations. Okay, that works. I mean, he'll win that one. I just think he's going to win all of those. You think he'll win an album in the year? Best Musica, Urban, Urban. the album? Or Urbana. Urbana. Urbana.

However you want to say. I don't know, man. Daddy Yankee might take this one. Legend Daddy. Listen. Let me explain something to you. All of those gentlemen after bad buddies' name in that category know that they're not winning that. It's not even closed. The fact that the music industry still uses urban even in Spanish is hilarious. Yeah. Musica.

Urbana. The musica de Hadi Frog. You know, Sean Paul was at Webster Hall last night and no one told me. Should have checked the website. Yeah. That's your problem. See? It's only funny to us, but.

That was probably crazy, though, no? Sean Paul? Yeah. At Webster Hall? Yeah. That probably felt like a Jamaican bashment. Yeah. I would have really enjoyed that.

You didn't know about the Edin? No. You didn't DJ? John Paul's Jamaica. I didn't DJ. No, he didn't let me open. No, but I mean, Edding is a DJ. I figured he would know about it.

I love get busy. Yeah. All right, yeah, so those are the nominees for the Grammys this year. We can sit here debate all day, Rory, about who got snubbed and what song will be what. But I think we will be surprised come Grammy night at who actually wins some of these categories. So I'm looking forward to that because I feel like we are going to be shocked. We are going to be flabbergasted. And we are going to be goddamn pissed off at some of the people that walk out of there with a trophy.

Kodak, Remy, shouldn't have been. Song of the year. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, you're right. I don't know why Kodak wouldn't be there. That's kind of fucked up. Listen, man. Kodak, I still think for whatever reason people really just,

Kodak is still underrated. I also. It's the craziest thing to me that he's, I'd say that. But I really do feel like people don't, because obviously, you know, the shit, you know, the trouble that he's in and, you know, some of his antics online, whatever. What I'm just talking about as an artist as just music, Kodak Black is one of the best artists that we have.

What do you think his Grammy speech would be like, do you think maybe that has to do with it? Well, look, if you're not going, I'm not saying you got to give it to him and let him go up and speak. Yeah. But nominate him at least. Yeah, exactly. Like sometimes you got to just like, listen, that's your win.

We're going to nominate you. We're going to have your name set on stage. You know, like you could sit in the audience with tight, closing on you and whatever. Would we want him in the audience? We saw what he did at a hockey game. You got to have yak at the Grammys. You have to.

Let him wear his, you got to wear a Haitian suit. no shirt on under all his jewelry. He had sex in a booth at a hockey game. Oh, you can have sex at the Grammy? Sounds like a legend of me. Yeah, sounds like a man that knows what he wants. When did he do this? You don't remember that?

No, I don't remember when Kodak had sex at a hockey game. You were in the booth next to him? Yeah, I think he was just grinding on some girls. I feel like if I knew that, I'd say never forget. It wasn't, it wasn't. No, he was off the chew. He was off the chew. Well, it says he made a scene.

It doesn't say he was having sex. He did a Florida Panther game. I can promise you that Kodak Black was not penetrating a woman at the game. Wait, what the fuck? No, he was. I love everyone watching. Oh, no, I got to put more respect on Kodak's name.

Oh, they're not fucking, but that's still hilarious. Yeah. It looks crazy. I think he said, I think he jumped on live and addressed it afterwards. Yeah. And said yes, I was. Taring that up? Yeah.

I mean, if you have a reason why you got to nominate that. That's a Grammy. nominated. That's a Grammy nomination if I've ever seen. You got the Skybox at a hockey game. The Grammys needs to top a Will Smith Chris Rock moment, so Kodak could do that. He could fuck her on stage. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. Most people use their Grammys to drink out of and dump ashes in. Well, if you think about it, if Mr. The condoms inside the Grammy thing. If Kendrick wins. Kind of like a Kodak wins.

If Kendrick wins, Kodak wins. If Kendrick wins, Kodak wins. technically he is Grammy nominated. Oh, okay, I see what you mean. He's on Mr. Muraw. Yeah. True. True. I think if Kendrick wins, the right thing to do would be to bring Kodak on stage with him.

And the young lady he was with at the hockey game. Oh, yeah. She's a legend. You can't forget about her in the history of hip-hop. Yeah. And then, like, Kendrick could really do maybe a great Grammy speech, breaking down, like, therapy and breaking down the walls. Wow, wow, he breaks down her fourth wall.

There you go. And it would just be a metaphor for the album. Of the Walls. The walls come tumbling down. And he could be big step in that pussy. It's important for us to continue to knock down the walls. Yes. And hip hop and with the Grammys and being nominated.

So Kodak should definitely be at the front of that charge and that cavalry. I love it. You guys are very progressive. The what? The cavalry. With the militia? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

He's a big Second Amendment guy. The sniper gang. The sniper gang should be at the Grammys for sure. I get it. Yeah, so Kodak I still feel like it's underrated. he jumped online to defend Nas after 21 Savage called Nas Irrelevant. We spoke about that and said that you can't win Grammy the year for, you can't win a Grammy for Rap Amity Year, the year before,

and be called Irrelevant the next year. It's just not possible. And you can't be called irrelevant and then say he just has a fan base and can rap really well. That means he's relevant if he has a fan base. I mean, Kodak, I do really likes Nas, but he's just, this is post-smoke. The verses offer. This is, Kodak wants all the smoke. He wants all the issues.

He wants the verses. He wants the man purses. He wants anything that 21 Savage wants. After 21 Savage said that he's the best artist on his freshman cover and he can beat all of them in a versus. We spoke about that. And y'all said that y'all think that 21 would beat. Kodak, I don't think so. I don't think that 21 has more songs, more hit songs.

I don't think that 21 runs. raps better than Kodak. Or Uzi. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Say that one more time. I don't think 21 Savage has a bit more bigger records than Uzi. Oh, no, I don't, yeah, I can't agree with that. Yeah, I don't think he has more than Kodak either.

And I love 21. Well, I mean, he may have more. I mean, Exotaur Life, obviously is bigger than any record 21 has, but if you did a 20, I don't know. It'll be a tough night for, uh, for 21. Obviously, Uzi is fucking huge records, but yeah. But I, but back to Kodak. under appreciating 21's catalog. No, no, no.

I, listen, these are some talented artists. I just think that 21 has a ways to go. But let's just go down in some of these Kodak songs that somebody sent me, which I thought was a great list that he sent. Kodak is no flocking, super gremlin, vobbing in his

bit, lockjaw, Zizi, Usain, Boo, Scrilla, Pills and Automobile, skirt, rolling piece, tunnel vision, transporting. Not even including features. these are a lot of songs that Kodak has that I think people just kind of forget. Yeah. But yeah, I would love to see that because I think it would be very entertaining.

I think that it would be a lot of great music played, obviously. But I do think that Kodak is a better artist than 21 at this point. Now, 21 has been on a hell of a run, which we spoke about before. The new album with Drake, her loss, obviously an album that we all fuck what we love. so he's um he's still working he's still making he's still making it hard to beat him in the versus but i still think as of right now uh kodak black has a better catalog 21 versus nazs versus come on man stop no i mean just want to know what do you want to know what do you want to know yeah what do you want to know your answer 20 to 18 who was winning that how close

You think 21 takes Nause to the wire? Listen, man, he's relevant. It's a buzzer beat. I know I can. If Nause didn't play I can, he might have been out of here. Bro, I hope Naz does not play I can in a verses. I would love to hear I can in a version. Why not?

He has to play that. Yeah, that's a little song. Did you learn about the pyramids from that song? Absolutely. Are you kidding me? That's how I learned about the pyramids for Noss. That's the first version of our... What is this pyramid?

thing he's talking about. Did no Egyptians were African? This is crazy. I had no idea. He had no idea. But Kodak, he definitely wants that. He wants some smoke with 21. He was on live. He was defending Nause. He was singing, I can. Yeah. He told 21 must be smoking dick if he

thinks that Nause is irrelevant. But, I mean, Kodak has been plenty of interviews before this, before 21 ever said. He's a huge Nause fan. He always talks about his love and admiration for Naz. That's his favorite rapper. This is not a joke. I would love a Kodak in Nass Oh, I think that shit would love that.

I would absolutely love that. I don't think it would sound weird either. I think that's actually important for us to get. Just that generation, that age gap, the troubles that Kodak has had and just Nause being who he is, I think that would be an amazing dynamic on a track for those two. I worked a record with Kodak and Jason Derulo when I was at Atlantic. Sorry to hear that. How did you? How did that?

How would, let's speak more to that. We're talking about legends making records with Kodak. Yeah. My guy, Jason, we did a fantastic record. Doesn't he is a legend? He is a legend. He's absolutely a legend.

Doesn't Julian kind of look like the ISIS version of Jason Drullo? So what's great is no one will find issue with that joke. No. By the way, I love that joke. By the way, I love that joke. That was great.

We did a record called Sliding. I remember this record. I fuck with Jay. I worked this record. Jason is a great, great guy. We went to Miami and did a whole thing with us. And he ain't no punk. I like that about him.

That video that came out. He got to kick. Oh, yeah. I liked that. I like when niggas just stepped to the business. Like, you know, I just thought, I'll punch you in your face. I like that. I respect that.

I respect that. Jason DeRuel is a legend, though. I know people give him a lot of shit and it's easy to kind of crack jokes of Jason drool, but he is a legend. Well, I just love that Julian just admitted that Jason Drillo flew him to Miami. All right. That's what you did it. That's okay.

That's what I like that for you. We're proud of you. Slide now what happened. I remember this record. Slip, Slip, Slid. It's a great Haitian combo.

Yeah. The one. The original is not Haitian. Yes, he is. Super Haitian. Yeah. Super Haitian. I didn't know that.

Am I allowed to say super Haitian? He's not regular. He's not. You're not going to be nice. I assume he's Haitian. It's cousins with my friend who's Haitian. Let's not do that. We don't need Nause for the Slod and remix.

Thank you. This late in the game. Yeah. Let's revisit that record. No, no, I'm sure Nause has a lot going on. KD3 available now. Yeah. Yeah, Nause does need to jump on the slide and remix.

All right, well, we can stay with music for one more second. The Nipsey doc, they dropped the trailer. Oh, yes. Spring Hill. Yes, LeBron James Company. Executive producing this documentary, a long slide. Nipsey's. Jason Derrillo.

A long slide, Jason Darrillo. Alongside. Nipsy's, what was the name of his imprint? I'm sorry. Hustle Marry. Fustle Marathon films and Springhill are getting together to do the documentary on the late great Nipsey Hustle. I love the trailer. It looks great.

Obviously, this is something that we're going to support and we're going to look at. Shout out to LeBron and his crew for another amazing piece of work to add to the Spring Hill list. Spring Hill is making a lot. They're doing a lot of dope shit. A lot of good shit. A lot of good shit of Spring Hill. I wonder where this will live if this is going to be. I'm thinking maybe showtime

Yeah Maybe showtime Maybe HBO Yeah Because everybody had the shop They had their whole relationship over there But then they'd severed ties with the HBO They did

Oh yeah Definitely wouldn't be HBO I'm sure they would pitch This probably showtime So showtime maybe Netflix maybe I don't see why not Maybe Amazon

If they already have that relationship I can see this being a showtime thing But either way I'll be tuning in The trailer look great And I didn't say Where it would be On the trailer

No No They didn't mention where it would Not that I saw. Just soon to come. Okay. But I mean, it makes sense that LeBron would do this. I mean, I don't know if you had heard the story in 1999.

LeBron was with Nipsey. Yeah. And Nipsey was like, yeah, I just feel like this whole thing is just like a long race. It's like a really, I just can't, like, think of, like, what this feels like. It just feels like I'm running for a really long time. Yeah. And LeBron was just like. A marathon.

This shit feels like a marathon. Oh, shit. And the rest was history. Yeah. So, you know, it does make sense that LeBron would be. would do the stock. It's full circle. Yeah, it's full circle. I mean, they've been cool since 94, I want to say. Yeah. He knew. He knew. Brown knew that Nip was going to go on to be a legend and sell his album for $100 a piece. Well, he set the price LeBron. Nip was like, should I do

$10? Brown was like, add another zero. Another one. Another one. Another zero. They'll support it. Rest of peace to the legend Nipsey Hustle. But I am excited to watch this documentary. And I'm sure that they're going to do a great job with it. bringer does. For sure. They do amazing, amazing work over there. And I know we joke on LeBron,

but I know LeBron really gives a fuck about hip-hop. So I love when LeBron does hip-hop shit because I know he actually really cares. This is special for LeBron. He definitely wants to get this right, and I'm sure they will. So looking forward to watching this docu-series. Weird transition, but still a documentary.

Casey Anthony, where the truth lies. Definitely one of the bigger cases that we've probably lived through. It's up there with OJ. Absolutely. So Casey Anthony, where the truth lies, is finally a documentary. Well, there's been documentaries based around the actual case and what happened over the years. But this is the first time that Casey Anthony will speak in over a decade. In over a decade. Where the truth lies. Yeah, I bet the truth lies when double jeopardy exists. Is this her version of O.J. If I did it? Yes. this is definitely that this is going to be well this is interested for a number of things first of

the timing of it it's right around the holidays right after Thanksgiving families are together families of home people are sitting around like what a sick marketing meeting it's just weird how people how these things are like this is not a coincidence that this documentary is coming out when most families are home with each other gathered around you know spending time together and then they're going to drop a documentary that pretty much everyone knows about yeah and everyone is of course going to tune into this because it's such a high-profile case. You couldn't turn on a TV without hearing about this case. You couldn't walk past a newsstand without seeing these photos on every magazine, every newspaper.

This is, again, behind O.J. Simpson case. This is probably the biggest case that we've ever lived through. Well, if you look at the timing, too, most families don't like each other, especially around the holidays. So what a perfect excuse. After and Thanksgiving, you know, just the theme of what it really is. Yeah, after you eat and you argue, settle down. Yeah. The Casey Anthony documentary is coming on.

Yes. So let's sit down and watch this as a family. After we celebrated this holiday of murder, let's watch murder. Let's watch more murders. Let's compound the murder on top of murder and sweet potato pie. But it makes you feel better about your family because none of you, hopefully, are murderers. Hopefully. There's some secrets in my family.

I'll tell you that. And if you look at the statistics, I'm like, ah. If you look at the statistics, somebody that's watching this. next week will be murdered by their family. Oh yeah. At some point. At some point. So use this as a warning.

Read the signs. Know where the bodies are. I had seen so many theories with this. I am really curious. I once saw, I don't know if it was true because it was on the internet, but she had Googled, like how to dispose a body, but it was on Firefox and not on her internet browser and the cops at the time only knew what an internet browser was. They didn't know what Firefox was, so they never searched it.

She's elusive. Yeah. I mean, 31 days is a long time, by the way. My AirPods go missing for 20 minutes and I'm like... I'm texting the group chat. Yeah. Yeah. Who stole them? My kid is missing for 31 days and I don't call the authorities.

Patience is a virtue and, you know... Patience is a virtue. I'm sure she's fine. She'll be back. She saw what happened with O.J. and didn't you trust the cops. She'll crawl back. Yeah. She'll be back home in no time.

Like, she's probably at the park. This was some sick shit. This is the absolute sick. your shit. You know what's even sicker? Peecock's throwing her a bag to do this. Yeah. How much money is she making off this you think? At least? No, they said in the trailer, why are you doing this for free?

She's not. Definitely not doing this for free. There's no fucking way to do this for free. No. She's not talking in a documentary being interviewed for free. For Peacock. That's not happening. Do you think she's one of those people that like really believes that she didn't do it? Yes. Oh yeah. She has that ability to convince herself that she didn't do it and then try to convince others that she didn't do it.

But she 100% believe she didn't have anything to do with the death and disappearance of her daughter. Absolutely. I'm just curious. Because as much as this was covered, we never really got too much info of like why you didn't call the cops. Well, this is why, hopefully this is what is going to be addressed in this documentary. I'm sure it won't be. I'm sure she's been prepped enough. She's been scripted and been given.

It's not like she didn't know what question she was going to be asked. This is all scripted. This is all made up and powdered it up to be ready for documentary. But this isn't, this is, we're just going to get more lies on top of lies on top of lies. And we're going to sit and watch and we're going to be back here talking about it. And everybody online is going to be talking about it. While the fact of the matter is a little girl was killed and her mother did it. allegedly.

So. No, she did it. She said she did it? This one's kind of, yeah. I said she did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This case is kind of, I said allegedly. Allegedly.

No, no, no. There's no, no, there's no alleged. She did it. I mean, look at this lie. She told police that she was with a sister known as Zanny, but that story turned out to be made up. Off-rib, you're just lying about who the kid was with. Like, just ended there.

Why are you lying about where a two-year-old is at? Exactly. The other theory was that that Zanny, the nanny was, she was just on Xanax. She was just off the zanny. She was ahead of her time. I'm serious. That was a theory.

That shit is crazy, man. And look at the name that you make up for the sitter. She's full of entendres. Zanny Gonzalez. There's a hints of racism and that's the name that you just pick for the sitter. It's sick because we're all going to watch this because we do want to hear more lies. Of course I'm watching this. This country loves a good murder mystery.

That isn't really a mystery because we know what happened and we know who did it. But we're all going to sit and stream this. watch this on Peacock is it? Yeah, Beacock. On Peacock. November 29th. November 29th, Casey Anthony, who did it and why? I'm gonna rename the doc.

That's what it's called. Who did it and why? You did it. Now why? Yeah, now why? Now why did you do it? I did it. I'm admitting it because now you can't charge me.

Oh, man. All right, so I have some sad news to announce. Oh, yeah? What? Yeah, man. Oh, what happened, man? Trump announced that he's running for president in 2024. I think it's sad.

I think it would be had news to you. I thought we'd be celebrated. Now, it's been well documented over the years. Documented. You want to take the country back, I thought. Yeah, I did. I did want to take it back from old Sleepy Joe. So Trump announced his presidential run, which we all knew he was going to run in 2024.

That was no surprise. Shocker. But then he started to address the people that it came out. and he said some things that had me like, oh, Russia really got to this guy. Oh, finally. It only took you five years, six years. Russia guy.

Oh, Putin got to him. Trump said he wants all drug dealers to be given the death penalty. If you're caught selling drugs, you should be given the death penalty. I love that that's where you're now drawing the line. Well, only because that's so directly. Eddn's a rapist. didn't bother you. Bill the wall.

Sometimes a nice person. Yeah. Charleston or whatever that shit was, had nice people. That didn't bother you. He said right after that, he said, except for the KKK and neo-Nazi. He never saw that part because the media edited. He told the proud voice to stand by. We're going to storm the capital soon.

And then they did. Stand by. We're going to storm the capitals. You know that's what he meant, though. Yeah, man. This is, to me, you know, even though I know the president has little to no control. They're just talking

and what they want for their presidential run and they want to change this. More than half of this shit never comes true. They say they promises these things. So while he may have said he wants the death penalty

for drug dealers, while we know that that won't actually ever happen, just the fact that he said it is enough for me to throw down my mag hat. Got to burn the mag hat, just like I'm burning all the chires.

If you think, All right. Caffeine is a drug. Sugar. So sugar is 100%. Give everyone at the fucking PepsiCo and fucking monster energy. All of these fucking energy drinks. Kill the entire staff.

Everyone on the market and team. Everyone on the fucking strategy team. Kill everybody. Put them in a room with Casey Anthony. Because they're all peddling drugs. I looked at it this way. Even Donnie said some crazy things. Yes.

But this, I was like, oh, they took this out of context. let me go actually watch it. Same thing I did. And then I watched it. Yeah. And he said it. And then he wanted to kill all drug dealers. All you guys.

And then he said that that's the only way. That shit. That's just what it. If you get caught selling drugs, you must die. And I'm just like, I can't. It's called the drug dealer. I can't. You know, we have trouble.

The death penalty for murderers in this country. Yeah. So we're just going to pass it for a gram of weed at this point. Yeah. No, no. What is that in your pocket, son? Sour? Is that sour diesel? Okay, now you die.

You know, this will be like Trump's new single. This is from his single off his second album. Because Billed the Wall was the first one. Kill the Drug Dealers is the second one. And if you think about Build the Wall, you know how long the border of Mexico and America is? Absolutely. No, I have no idea. It's like four days of driving 70 miles an hour straight.

No bathroom breaks. No. He said he was going to build a wall that entire time. Wall still is built. Well, since they're all in. An insane thing. Now they're selling drugs. No, they said they're going to build it.

And then he's going to build it. And then he's going to build it. kill them. Yeah. Because they're selling drugs. The wall never went up. So that means all of your... No, the only wall went around children.

Yeah. It's the only wall that went up. New Cages. So I think his fan base, they love that first single. It wasn't outrageous to them, even if you thought about it. Yeah. This one, he had to go a little crazy. Yeah, I can't, I can't, man.

This is a sophomore album. I cannot, I can no longer, you know, sit back. Will there be a sophomore slump for old Downy? There might be. He's coming out the gate with a single. Kill all drug dealers. Kill all drug dealers as well. The merch.

The merch is crazy. The merch is going crazy. It's selling out. You can't get it nowhere. Like, Donnie's just going crazy. He's losing his fucking mind. Killing all drug dealers is the wildest campaign ever. All right.

Like, we had crack as whack. This is your brain on drugs. Like, you realize. Kill the drug dealers. You realize he said kill all drug dealers to a fan base where, let's say, 40% is addicted to fentanyl? Absolutely. Meth.

It was all kind of meth heads at that rally. You know the meth. You know the meth crowd when you see it. I told them, don't get high on your own supply or you're dead. And you could tell like they wasn't really feeling that. They was like, hey, hey, my meth guy is pretty cool, Don. I don't want you killing him. They didn't really applaud at that.

They kind of like, oh, okay. He wants to kill a local drug dealer. Not really going to vote for this guy after this one. But yeah, I can't. I can't. Well, you don't vote. Yeah, I don't vote for them. But I just.

But I do go to. CVS. Yeah. Kill those people. Oh my God. The plant bees. To blow up every pharmacy in the potry. Absolutely.

And come on. How many Adderalls do we think Donnie is off of most of the time? He's on least three a day. He's an 80 milligram on average guy. For sure. I think 120 when he really wants to stick it to the Dems. To the Dems. To the Demon Rats.

When he faced off with Hillary, he was off the back. Oh, my God. He was he was juiced up that night for sure. I'll put it this way. I was on board with, I think Trump was going to win because of how terribly Joe Biden is done. Horrible. But if he's coming out the gate with kill all drug dealers, like, I don't know what the fuck is next. Yeah.

This is, this first single. That's insane. This first single is crazy. Kill all drug dealers is wild. The merch for that is going to go crazy, though. Just having like random bodies laid out on a shirt. With an eighth next to it. With pills on the floor next to do?

What an open-ended state? statement. That shit is wild, man. Yeah, so I got a, I'm denouncing my MAGA hat. Damn, I was just great to order a new one. Fuck. Like the five panel that Kanye did? Yeah.

Outside down. I was just great to order it. This is crazy. I can't believe Don't know. Take America back is the new one. Take America back and if you get caught with crack, that's the end of that. Hey, there you go. Yo, I think.

All right, never mind. Now I'm on board. Yeah. Nothing like a good jingle. they push your T right that You know he writes Absolutely You know push it wrote that

They're gonna kill Jingles and soul cracks That's a push They'll kill push it right after After he writes the jingle They go kill him Yeah I can't I can't fuck with Don

It's all right Well who Who did the Democrats get Oh man I don't know man I don't know I don't know I don't know

Again Yeah I didn't vote last shit Do we think Joe Biden is gonna come out and say I'm running again I hope not I think he might

I hope not I remember hearing in the beginning that he wouldn't but I think he might. What is his doctor's suggestion? It's time for Joe. Yeah.

Right. What is his drug dealer suggest? His son? Now I know why he said that because if we kill all the drug dealers, Joe Biden will collapse on site. Oh, and we got to kill the son. So, hey, Donnie might be on something. I see what he said. They found all those pictures.

That was a shot of Hunter Biden. Yeah, they found all those pictures in his laptop. He had 400 grams of credit. He was trying to save Hunter from himself. Yeah. They're like, you know, let's kill Hunter Biden. Let's kill him. Get him out of there.

This is about far going to be the sickest. presidential run presidential campaign of all time. I'm terrified. Yeah, I don't, this is, this is scary. This is, look what our options are. If Joe Biden wins, he'll be 81. Jesus Christ. There's no way Joe Biden is getting.

Joe Biden's older than Bill Clinton. Joe Biden is older than Jesus. But he's not, he's not even a good, he's not even a good 79. No. He's got three years on Bill. Like he's around, like he reads at a 91-year-old level. Yeah. He's not even like a good 79. he's the 79 that like you just know like he has no idea with what is going on right now well the

funny thing is Trump's old as fuck too but he takes the good drugs yeah he's more aware because he takes drugs yeah Biden is we there's no way this country can reelect Joe Biden I'm sorry this is the world stuff Trump and Bill Clinton are the same age yeah Bill Clinton ain't running for fucking president right now though well that's my point he even retired from the saxophone like he doesn't even do his like side hobbies anymore or fucks man this is Yeah, this is scary. I don't know what options we have. I don't know what we're going to do.

But these candidates are getting scary. This is like, I don't know. Good luck and God bless America. The tragedy down in Virginia with the Virginia football team, three Virginia football players were killed. And I believe Virginia has canceled all their upcoming games. At least this next one, yeah. We knew that.

rest of peace to LaVelle Davis Jr. Devin Chandler and Deshaun Perry. They were all killed over the weekend, I believe, while we were in Atlanta. I think this happened. Yeah. This is so sad, man. This is probably one of the biggest tragedies that I can remember, you know, the Marshall playing crash with the football team on that flight.

That was one of the bigger tragedies. But this one because of, you know, obviously gun violence in our communities and in our country is a huge problem. The fact that these three gentlemen were killed on campus by someone who was a former member of the Virginia team as well. This is just, you know, something has to be done, man. Something has to be done. These are college students, college athletes who have bright futures ahead of them being killed on their college campus. again, at the hands of a former college student and athlete as well. Don't know the story behind it.

It's been oddly quiet with details. Yeah, if there was an issue with these guys personally, I don't know. But this is, again, this is a problem with these guns and, you know, just getting on campuses where you're supposed to be making a better life for yourself and getting in the high. education and creating a better future for yourself and now you're being gunned down by students and or former students um this is you know it's a problem it's a problem and we got to address it and we got to address it now you're talking about killing all drug dealers we need to kill you know whoever's bringing these fucking guns into our communities mm-hmm that's the more

important thing because this you know college football players being gunned down on campus like where do we go from that you know i mean like if you're not safe on your the college campus being a student athlete and just trying to better yourself and create a better future for yourself. I don't know where you're safe at. So rest and peace, prayers and condolences to the families, to the community, to the Virginia program. You know, I'm pretty sure every student on campus is shaking up by this and scared. I'm pretty sure some students may not ever return to campus after, you know, something like this is just, you just don't know. You just don't know you can't focus on just going to school and going to class after something like this.

So prayers to that community, prayers to the families. And yeah, man, be careful, watch the surroundings and watch people because you never know. You never know what people are going through, what they have planned, what's going on in their heads. So just, you know, look after each other, protect each other as best you can. And just, you know, hopefully, you know, this is something that we don't have to see again, And although this isn't the first or last time we've seen a college campus shooting. So eliminate the guns. I think we start there.

You eliminate the killings. You eliminate the shootings. So we know what the problem is. We know that the solution is getting rid of the guns. And we know that there's major money in the gun business. So I don't see that happening anytime soon, unfortunately. Yeah. Reminded, we are on tour still.

Yes. We have a few, few shows left, fellas. We're at the turn in the last corner, the last leg. We're getting there. We're getting there. We are in Dallas this weekend, Saturday at the Southside Music Hall. Yes, sir. And we are on Sunday.

Sunday's an early show in Houston at the Houston Improv 3 p.m. showtime. Yes. If you have meet and greets, I believe meeting greet is 1 p.m. Yes. So get there early. It's an early Sunday in Houston. Yeah, we'll have brunch together. Yeah.

We have brunch. And then go take a nap because I'm pretty short. We'll be tired after that. that but a saturday dallas south side music hall uh sunday houston improv at three p m showtime one 30 p m should we have edin uh dj that brunch sure edin bring you bring your uh wheels of steel my wheels of steel sure i'll bring it which means a laptop now there you yeah yeah uh and we'll come out have fun early early start time in houston which means we have the rest of the day to chill and enjoy the city and do whatever we want to do yeah um i'm seeing odelle sue nike for 20 million

you? He did. What was that about? Still not a lot of details, just that they're holding money from him. I think certain bonuses, other shit that he's owed. Odell Beckham Jr. has filed a $20 million lawsuit against Nike, alleging the company didn't honor his endorsement contract and is willfully withholding millions of dollars and inventing excuses not to pay him. A Nike. We are, you already, we're already not fucking with y'all at the moment with this Kyrie shit. Y'all want to see if we really start not fucking with y'all on the hole and how much money y'all lose. Pay these fucking athletes.

Give them the fucking money. Don't think that you are bigger than the athletes. That's the one thing that these fucking companies, they have a problem. They start to feel like they're bigger than these athletes. You're not bigger than the athletes that are wearing the products. You need the athletes. Pay the athletes.

You sign a fucking contract. Honor the fucking contract, Nike. Or we'll be out here wearing fucking Salehi Benberies for the rest of our fucking lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't be mad at that. Shout out to Saleh out to Saleh. So yeah, man. We're in Houston this weekend, Dallas this weekend.

Yes. Looking forward to it. Looking forward to meeting the people. Having fun, again, early start time in Houston, Sunday at the Houston Improv. Fellas got any plans in Texas? No, I don't know. Let's catch a Maverick games. Go to Dallas game Friday.

Great. Catch a Marrick. I love that. Let's go see Luca. Luca the Don. Yeah. Edon won't be there. Sorry, Ed won't be there.

But we'll meet you down in Houston. Houston. Also, in Houston, the tickets were only being sold in groups. The single tickets are now available as well. If you want to get a solo ticket. they are available at the Houston Improv. Please go to their website. Houston Improv website.

We're being told we should have went to the website to find out our own start time. That's what we were told. We honestly just found out we're starting at 3 p.m. Yeah. Probably at 3 p.m. today. While you're hearing this, we found out that we have to be on stage at 3 p.m. And we were told that we should have checked the website. Never been told such blasphemous shit in my life,

aside from that LeBron is a better basketball player than Michael Jordan, which is absolutely. Michael Jeffrey, Michael Jeffrey Jordan. But yes, we will be at the Mavericks game. Mall is going to text Mark. Yeah, get out there, text Mark Cuban. I'm going to set some screens for Luca.

Help Luca get some open shots. So yeah, we'll have fun in Texas this weekend. Hope to see y'all there. Let's have fun. Everybody be safe. Enjoy your weekend. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger.

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