New Rory & MAL - Episode 121 | Mal Ran A Train!!!

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

The guys are back from a couple eventful nights in the great state of Texas. First we recap Luka’s dominance on the court, but he wasn’t the only Maverick putting on a show. At halftime we witnessed a  whipping of sorts. A tribute that Rory loved. Meg and B Simone were kind enough to join us during the Dallas show and even hit the showers after. We immediately drove to Houston for our first day show at the Houston Improv where the couples and Versuz were incredible. Anyway, did you know Mal ran a train?! Rory, Julian, and Eddin are still asking follow up questions. The guys continue their long nights out on tour. Unfortunately this time we were following Eddin. While Eddin puffed hookah and guzzled tequila Mal and Rory left within 10 mins of entering the club. Tune in to hear the guys discuss all of this and more + Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What the fuck? Julian. Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. Big size. Welcome to a new episode of the New Rory Mall podcast. I am Mall. I'm Edin. And we are live from Houston, Texas.

Yes, undisclosed location. Undisclosed location in Houston, Texas. And the third ward on tour. Well, we just finished our Dallas Houston run. How you feeling, man? Exhausted. Yeah. In a good way, though.

Don't know who I am anymore. This is what it took. Haven't been able to fill my feet in two days. I get it. My back is aching. My hamstrings are tight. Because she was going crazy, right? It's just, man.

Just pod and life. Just live potting life. They said, I was talking about fucking. Oh, no, I definitely wasn't. What's you doing anything of you that? But, uh... Imagine, like, pulling a hamstring while you're podcasting. Man, it's tough out here, man.

I got to work the stage. You've got to fucking, you know, hug babies, shake babies and kiss hands. I just happened to me today. Yeah, so... Some woman gave me her infant. Literally. In a hotel lobby. She handed you her infant?

Well, she... Was it the woman from D.C.? Here's how irresponsible it was. Someone in the lobby was an actual listener and was like, hey, can I get a pick? I was like, yeah, sure. This woman was sitting in the lobby as well with her infant. And I went to sit down next to Edin and she comes over. It's like, what are you famous for?

I was like, well, I'm not famous. I think that guy just had me mistaken for somebody. And then she was like, oh, can I take a photo of you for Facebook? I was like, okay. And like, she pulls her camera. I'm like, all, well, this is just weird. You're just going to take a photo of me. it got weirder she then takes her infant baby out of the strollers and sits it like

like didn't even prop its head up no comfort like i felt like i was protecting the child yeah just sat it next to me took a photo and then left yep that's it didn't know who i was just gave me her let me guess she was a white lady no she was edin's people she was my people she was edin's people she was of edin's heritage i thought she was like white that might have been edin's sister now that was that your niece that i was holding uh you know She was trying to get you to take a picture next to her Latin baby so that the baby can have shit of this. She's like, no, this is his dad.

This is his dad. I'm going to take a picture to immigration. Like, no, his dad is a white American. There you go. Hey, man. Trump announced it. Sometimes you got to put your baby next to a white guy. Oh, my gosh.

I get it, man. So, yeah, we're in Houston. But we were in Dallas first. Yeah. I guess we can start. Give a recap. It's been an interesting two shows. Dallas was great, man.

Dallas was a great time, great audience. The venue to say. Southside musical great sound system. The venue was amazing. Great staff. Shout out to them. Shout out to Amanda. Can't say enough about that venue.

Really good night. Had a good night with the people in Dallas. So Dallas show was the first show that my street came to an end of breaking up happy couples. Yeah. But in your defense, I think they were lying. Like there was a lot of lies happening. I think it's lies happening now on the road, worry. Yeah.

I feel like now couples just come on stage just to come on stage and show like, hey, we're not like the rest. We're happy. We're in love. No, we're like really in love. Yeah. Nothing can break us. I could see it in their eyes. They were drowning.

But the show was amazing. The crowd was great. Our friends, B. Simone and Meg came out again because B. Simone had a show in Dallas the same night. And so they left her show and they ran over to our show. So they hit the stage with us. I can't confirm. She smelled fine. Smell great.

Smell great. I believe she's on day five consistently of taking the shower. So that's great to hit as B. Simone is on a five shower. shower street. It's like her period cycle. Yeah. She'll probably miss the next three days now as a result of going five in a row. She earned it. She earned it. She earned some days off.

Somewhat of a redemption, I feel, and I look to Julian, you were in Atlanta, and we had B. Simone and Meg come on stage. And they, you know, they were giving us a lot of lip service in the green room, and then it turned out to be different on stage. They redeemed themselves in Dallas. I feel like y'all finally gave it up.

Kind of, like, really confessed your love for each other. I mean, you know, people would just You don't believe that way. You tried to contain it in Atlanta. Just let her be. They don't believe that was just let her be. Yo, let be some own beat, bro. Yeah, I might have to at this point, like, the way, the way that people just keep telling me like, yo, you're fucking lying, bro.

I'm like, I, right, man. Let her smash. I don't know, man. I'm just, you know, I'm trying to reserve myself, Rory and preserve. Preserve my energy. Preserve the Nads, man. Because you're a... The Nads.

You're preserved the Nads. Child of trial. I understand. Um, your Pallis. Dallas was great. I feel like somebody, something else happened at the Dallas show that was dope. Yeah, Julian, what happened that was dope?

I wasn't there. Thank God. And somehow, that's why it went so well. No wonder why it's one of our better shows. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's me. The green room just felt great. And then wouldn't you know it?

As soon as I get to the green room in Houston, who was the first person with a fucking camera in my face? Oh, my God. I'm like, how are you here? Well, first, how did you find us? Let's, before we get to Houston and ends bullshit and how he just ruins every trip we go on. We went to the matter.

A little. The Mavericks jealous. Shout out Luca. Luca Donchich. We almost didn't go to the Mavericks. We almost didn't. And so I purchased the tickets online and you got it fine. You were fine.

It's no surprise that the white guy got in. I'm a Maverick. Perfectly fine. But then I had a white guy with my group of tickets that I thought was going to get us in. Pige was with us. So I thought we were fine. Pige is like a suss looking white boy. Yeah.

He gives like school shooter by me. Yeah. He got like his pants. Yeah. As soon as we get to the gate, well, we forgot that Julian said, yo, my pass isn't uploading to my wallet. I was like, your ticket? He's like, no. I was like, okay, well, I have all of them in my emails, no worries. As I go to open an email, it says, your order has been canceled. And mind you, I already purchased the tickets, had them, and was able to transfer them to everybody. So how all of a sudden are the tickets canceled?

Whatever. So we had to walk around to the ticket booth and ordered some other tickets. We got refunded for the old one so get in the game they they had to search peach though yeah they had to search peach face is just like a reminder that we should ban assault rifles yeah pege pege page should absolutely be like a a law like peach face the peach face law what's the opposite of the nRA like who's the people that fight against them the NBA no gilbert brought a gun into the locker yeah he did he did like they should make peach the the logo of like anti ar ar 15 yeah if you see somebody with a face like this, just know that he may or may not

be... Yes, this guy spends way too much time. He's definitely has an act... He has an actor. Yeah. His whole face looks like a manifesto. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. And, uh...

With Jersey's Luca? Great transition, mall. Bro, Luca Donchich is easily the most unbothered NBA superstar we have ever seen. I know Larry Bird was like one of the unbothered players that just didn't show a lot of emotion. Cool.

Kauai. Kuhan Luke. That's what we got to call Luca now. Cool hand Luke. Underrated movie. He's, oh, great movie.

I was sitting next to Julian, and I looked up when they sub Luca out of the game because they read off his stats. It said 33, 12, and 11. And I was like, what? This is the beginning of the fourth quarter. Yeah, they stopped him out with 10 minutes in the fourth. I said,

he has a true. Yeah, because they were up by 40 points. I was like, 33 point triple double and it looked like he was out there just coasted. Quiet as triple double of all time. It's like weird watching. Of course I've watched him on TV. It just hits different in person because it looks even slower and more out of shape.

Like, how did that work? I saw him play at the garden last season, but that doesn't count because everybody has a career night in the garden. So that doesn't count. Seeing him at the American Airlines Arena. Everyone gets over on the next. Oh, yeah. The Knicks, everybody can't wait. They know they're going to have a career night.

But seeing him at the American Airlines Arena hometown, seeing how to crowd. reacts to him. Luca, Luca Donchich is an extremely special, special talent. The way he plays the game, he makes it look so simple, so easy.

But it was dope to catch him in his home, his home gym. Julian, you went to be. They really, really like, Dirk-Nwytsky era is obviously over.

They now have their next superstar for the next 14 years. Is there a conspiracy with the Mavericks and the whites as far as superstars go? Why do they always

have the white superstar of the era. Even down as Steve. Yeah, because they look at it like the Houston Rockets are the black guys. So the Houston Rockets keep like a whole bunch of young black superstars. So Dallas and Mark Cuban's like, you know what? We're going to find the Europeans. They're like the Duke of the NBA. Exactly.

Very much so. That's exactly what they are. Luca Donchis is Bobby Hurley with a six inch height advantage and a fucking a gun. And they use like code words for racism. like the way the music industry says urban. Like Mark Cuban and be like, we're just trying to find someone that's coachable. Yeah. It's like, what are you trying to say, bro?

We're trying to expand the global game. That's what it is global. They like to go global. They want the global superstar that's going to have Daleks Mavericks merchandise in Europe. Like, I get it. But Luca is a special player. It was great to catch them play. But that wasn't the highlight of the night, Rory.

Oh. The highlight of the night was the gentleman at the halftime show. I wish we knew his name. I wish we called his name. But we didn't. But that was the highlight of the night. of the night only because they bring out, you know, it was nothing odd.

A cowboy has a hat on. We're like, okay, we get it. I'm sure his name was Walker. Walker. Has to be Walker. Let's call him Walker. Let's call him Walker. Walker comes out. He definitely has a golden retriever that he puts like a bandana around. It's a red bandana. Barks of certain people. He brings, he walks out to half court, but he has no props.

You don't see nothing. It's just like, okay, what is this guy going to do? Is he going to sing? Is he going to, yeah. You thought he was going to maybe give it a good old. country tune. Yeah. I'm like Dallas, I get it. He pulls out

two of the biggest bull whips you have ever seen and just starts just, I mean, he fucked up the court. They're fucking chipped. There's splinters everywhere.

He was fucking up that wood. I'm like, wait, hold up. We're in Dallas. I get it, but there's a lot of black people in this arena right now. A white guy swinging whips in a mid at half court.

So too soon? Way too soon. I was like, oh, it's been 400 years. My God. I was like, yo, wait, he's just going to swing

these whips around with all these black people sitting in here. And everybody's kind of looking kind of like, okay, this is awkward, but fuck it, it's halftime.

Fuck it, it's halftime. I don't like how close he was to the bench with it. Like, he was like gesturing it towards the players. Like, big it up a second half.

Oh, he turned around. He looked at Jason kid. He started going crazy. Where is the t-shirt gun? Like, this is insane. I was like, what the fuck are doing on?

Step team. This was, it was the craziest shit. I don't, Dallas, I don't know who's in charge of the halftime performances, but we need to look into that. I didn't, you know, I didn't realize white people, we don't read the room or understand shit. To me, I was just like, oh, what a beautiful representation of our country's history. Meanwhile, mall is shaking next to me. Mall night left to go find vegan food. Oh, the whip.

Oh, fuck. I didn't even realize that. The American Airlines arena is an, it's an interesting arena that we had to set up. You don't feel like you're in an arena when you're walking around and looking for like beers and food. It kind of feels like you're just like in a nice like hotel lobby or something. It's a really different setup. But the arena is beautiful.

Luca had a hell of a game. I'm glad I'm Matt. Yokic wasn't playing and Jamal Murray went playing. I think it would have been a better game. But it was fun to go out with the fellas. Catch a Maver's game. And then the next night we had the show. Show was amazing.

Shout out to all the people that came out. That was like D3 College type. It was like 117 to 80 in the beginning of the fourth quarter. What was the final score? I think it was 127. If they kept Luca, they could have easily hit 150.

Yeah, no, it was a blowout, but it was good to catch Luca in American Airlines. I ran the shout out to the Mavericks. Julian, you went to college. Remember like intermurals and shit? And there would be like the one guy that should be on the actual team, but didn't make grades. So he'll go play intermural basketball.

Yeah. That's like what Luca looks like, but in the NBA. Yeah. His pace. It was weird. he's like he's in the gym just having it's like pick up basketball I'm like this is the NBA game

He's going against pros Yeah and his game he doesn't He doesn't change his tempo His pace for nobody He doesn't care what the defense is doing The final was he's game 127 to 99 127 to 99

They kicked the shit out of They put up 44 in the second quarter Shout out to DeAndre Jordan DeAndre Jordan he saw me sitting Where we were sitting A few rows behind the Nuggets bench And he looked at me and he said They spent some of that fucking money

And shit courtside That was funny I thought that was pretty funny Fuck you DeAndre This seats were sold out I couldn't buy it even if I wanted to But shout out to the Nugget Shout out to the math

And the seats we had We're expensive as shit The seats we had were nice I like those seats Because you can kind of see everything You see the entire floor You don't have to be sitting right behind No seven foot player

On the fucking bench You can't see shit so What was DeAndre Jordan's last contract I don't like when Multi-Millionaires tell someone to spend money I mean he Buy us some tickets ass off Yeah

Yeah, DeAndre, you didn't leave shit at the fucking world call, so fuck you, man. We were. We paid full price. But it was a good game. I wish we would have saw Yokage. I wanted to see him play. That's one play I haven't seen play in person yet, so I was looking forward to that, but he was hurt.

I will say, Luca does complain like a whiny soccer player, though. He's European. Oh, yes, the European shit. Like, they never, they never commit a file, and they won every file called on him. Yeah, they never commit a file. They want every file. You can't breathe on them. They want you to call every file.

But yeah, it was a good game. Shout out to all the fans that came out to the show in Dallas. Thank you again to the South Side Music Hall. Beautiful venue. Beautiful sound system. Yeah. Then we immediately went from the venue, got in the car, and drove to Houston.

We had to drive down to Houston as soon as we left the Dallas South Side Music Hall. We loaded the car up and rode down to Houston. Shout out to the driver, Abdul, I believe his name is. Abdul, you got to slow down on the fucking turns on the highway, man. It's weird that your job is driving. I was fucking, you was knocked, I think. I was terrified that whole thing. No, I was up for about an hour and a half,

but then, you know, I put my seatbelt on. I said my prayers and I just, I listened to the smooth sounds of 21 Savage and Drake until I passed out. I did like, Julian, uh, Julian somehow became like our resident DJ on the road. Yeah. Frogs of the Recores. And he gave us a nice little medley of,

of, uh, of like, sentimental Drake songs. Yeah, we was in our feels, thinking about all we accomplished and all the haters. I love the fact that that Rory pointed out that Drake on this current album was said he's never losing sleep over a bitch. And then we were like, he literally has one of the greatest songs called I Hates Sleeping Alone. He made the song about losing sleep over a woman.

I mean, maybe he's progressed. Maybe now he doesn't get lonely when he sleeps. And maybe he loves sleeping alone now. So, you know. And we were talking in the green room too. We don't have to make this a Drake podcast. But we're in his hometown. So I feel like his hometown.

Is that his hometown? No. Those records did hit different, though, hearing him say those specific Houston things, talk about the gallery. Like, I played those songs intentionally. And at the Houston show, we discussed Drake's residency here, if you will. Half the crowd seemed like they accepted him.

The other half didn't. And I feel like he's trans Houston. Like he's definitely a Houston. He sometimes can identify as. Absolutely. He has strong, strong ties, strong relationships here in Houston. So yeah, he's Houston by proxy, I guess. Yeah.

But we were talking in the green room and we'll get off Drake, I promise. You. yuck sorry is that no no it's progressive very i apologize to stay on them i mean sexuality is a spectrum if you think about it um so about drake no we're talking because on this fucking the album it's so many weird bars that if you say them out loud and and you don't have Drake's voice they sound fucking insane but you have to give someone credit how long is Drake's career now how many albums deep is he at some point you're

going to run out of shit to say. Maybe 11, 10? At some point, you are going to run out of things to say. So I don't think we give him enough credit for making weird bars actually sound amazing. Like, this far into your career, saying treacherous little twin, like, I understand, you're running out of shit to say. You've got to come up with stuff.

But to make that the catchiest shit on earth, like, imagine if I said, hey, you're my treacherous little twin. I would look at you like, what the fuck are you talking about, Rory? And when he does it, I cannot stop saying. That's amazing. And now everyone's your treacherous little twin. It's amazing. It's amazing how he has that ability to make things that we would never say sound super cool.

So, yeah, we listened to that album. And then Julian got it to another playlist, this is other playlist bag. He started playing some house, some R&B, some jazz. He gave us a little, I believe he was playing Robert Glass versus some Teres Martin. I played a little bit of that. I did some Marvin piece of clay. It's one of my favorite records. Salt, misunderstood, great records.

record. The vibe was good. The vibe was a good vibe. A dude was scaring the shit out of us, hitting those turns. And every time I looked up, the speedometer said 105, I was just like, okay,

I'm doing 105 and an escalate. That's what's like. I was terrified. That's why I was trying to play the most relaxing music that I could. Yeah, but sometimes you just got to go through sleep. You got to go to sleep. When you're in a car ride and you're scared,

there's a little road trip, go to sleep. This way if you die, you're already sleeping. It's all good. Yeah. That's how you do. Sleep through the death. That's poetic.

That's poetic. And then speaking of poetic Thank you When you was speeding though I was looking at Have you ever thought about that When you are in a car Where it's like

This could possibly crash at some point Did you ever like look at some of your last text messages I'm like let me send something ill out So like when they find my phone And be like he knew it What a premonition Yeah Like what's my last tweet

What's the last thing I tweeted It was so profound what he said To his mom We got into Houston at around 5 in the morning Checked into the hotel And then we had to be up early at the venue.

You got straight to it. You had them waiting in the lobby. I had them waiting in the lobby. I know. I know. We can't say that out of love. I had them waiting in their lobby. What do you talk?

The guy that met us at the desk? He was the only one in the lobby. It was already in the room. In my room checked in. We got it to the hotel around five. Had to be at the venue early for early meeting and greet. Show was at 3 o'clock.

Me and greet was at 1.30. Let's get into the Houston show. No, let's get into it. They actually gave it up. In Dallas, we love y'all, but y'all just didn't. Y'all were lying. Y'all didn't give it up. It was a good show. Yeah.

But we came to Houston where all the mess starts. Soon as the first person I see is Edin. Woo. Unfortunately. Oh, God. Who was already here. For some reason, someone booked him to DJ here. I don't know if people know what they're doing when they book Eddham, but God bless you all.

They're asking for a great old time. And that's exactly what you bring, Edd in. Thank you. You bring a great old time. Thank you. I just hate your face. Oh, no. No, no.

As soon as I get to a venue. Well, it's funny. Edon just, you know, we were talking. about Houston music. Eddn being a DJ who got booked in Houston was telling us that he thinks Meg is the number one artist in Houston music history. So like what type of set did you give Houston at your game? I never.

I was doing DJ. Yeah. I was taking pictures. But that being said, I'm just saying. Well, you got booked to take pictures. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were DJ. No, no, no.

Oh, you got a photo. Oh, gosh. All right. See, look. I'm cool. Oh, look at you multifaceted. Thank you. You Mexicans are so just.

I take your job, bro. Yeah. I don't want to discredit your photo taking ability because you are great at what you do even though we hate your face. Yay. What a terrible business move by whoever brought you? Like there's no photographers in Houston?

You flew someone to Houston to take pictures? Hey, I mean, that's how good I am, you know? I get flown out. And what were you taking pictures of? Of another DJ. Just women. Oh, so the DJ hired you to take pictures of him while he's working. Her.

Shout out of her. Oh, her. Yeah. Fire. Oh, all right. This has nothing to do. Oh, here we go. It didn't make sense.

It was like, why would someone fly someone to take pictures? You just let people talk. They'll give you the answers. Just keep letting them talk. You'll give you all the answers we're looking for. All right. So a female DJ hired you. Dana Lou.

Shout out to Dana Lou. Shout out to Dana Lou. Yeah, Dana Lou. Shout out to Dana Lou. One of my favorites. Legend. One of my favorites. The legend.

The legend, Dana Lou, hired you to be her photographer for the day while she was spinning and willing and dealing. We like had a whole day. out in Houston and I was doing like her vlog and photos and her thing. Okay. Gosh. All right. That's cute. So you had a nice little time running around Houston taking, okay. Yes. And then she ended the night with

a party. Yes. She's DJing a party. Yes. And how was the party? How did that go? Fire. It was very fire. Yeah. I enjoyed it. Yeah. Got some great shots? Really great shots. I bet you did. So then we wake up the next day and then we see your face in the green room. Yeah. We saw him in the hotel. Well, that, yeah, I saw Rory and Julian first. Okay. Yeah. All right.

I was excited to see you guys. So you had a good, you had a good night in Houston? Oh, well, yeah. I had a good couple of months. We're going to get to last night. Last night, but we get to. We get to the, we get to the Houston show. Obviously, we're tired. And when you're tired, meet and greet sometimes can be a little tough. Thank God that group for the meet and greet was amazing. Great group. Messy, hilarious. They came in, they came in ready to talk shit. This gentleman came to the meet and greet by himself. He said, yeah, man, he led with, he didn't say hello. He didn't say my name is. He didn't say, He said, yo, just broke up with my girl.

So naturally, Mo and I were like, okay, tell us more. He started mid-sentence. Yeah, he just walked, y'all. I just broke up my girl. All right, cool, all right. That's what you so? You want to she to do it? Yeah.

Do you have a story for us? He says, yeah, it's homecoming weekend, you know. So she was tripping. I haven't seen my college friends. I was on board with him for a lot of that story. Yeah. You can relate. Yeah.

You know, well, I didn't graduate. So going to homecoming is kind of weird. Yeah. I don't even know if I'm allowed there. Damn. He went back to finish. And also, if St. Peter's did home, like, do homecoming on JFK Boulevard, like, of course, right there. At the chicken spot, like, that's where homecoming movie. Exactly. So he's like, it's homecoming weekend, man. I haven't seen my college friends. You know, I went out and stayed out a little later than I should have. And I was like, all right, you know, that happens. That doesn't feel like you should break up with your girl off that. He's like, well, you know, I got home at 8 a.m.

No, he said, long story short, I got home. He said my phone was on, do not disturb. And he said, you know, long story short, I walked in the house at 8 a.m. I'm like, bro, you can't go from a night out until you got home at 8 a.m. And just say it was a long story short. Well, why not? What the fuck happened between those hours? That she was tripping. Like, the way he was telling that story, I was thinking like, today's girl got mad at him

because he came home at like 1 a.m. During homecoming weekend. No, 8 a.m. And sometimes women really do be tripping. Yeah. 8 a.m. With your phone on Do Not Disturves. She's calling you all night.

Yeah. And then we asked, all right. So what was your, like, excuse? What did you say when you walked in? He said, lost track of time. Yeah, lost track of time. Did you lose track of the sun when it came up? Yeah, you know.

I guarantee you everybody sees the sun when it's up. And how do not disturb works? I feel like if you call someone twice, do not disturb like goes away. Yeah, it like, we know he was, we know he was doing some shit he wasn't supposed to be doing. Of course, we eventually found out he was. And so he was, he was brave enough to come on stage and have us, we FaceTimed his ex. And as a family at the show, we all begged for her forgiveness. We all begged her to take him back and she said, you know, he has work to do.

He's, you know, he just has to stop doing dumb shit. But she seemed like a very forgiving, loving woman. So shout out to, her name was Tulu. Yes. Her name was Toulou. So hopefully Toulou has taken him back and maybe they're happily in love now at this point. I don't know. And when I walked up to the table he was at by himself because he was supposed to go with this girl.

Two plates of wings. Yeah, two plates of wings. He ordered for two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was in spirit. Yeah. Yeah. When I walked up to that table to start that combo with him during the show, I saw two phones on the table.

I was like, oh, all right. That's her phone. I know what time it is with you. That's her phone. No, that's the other phone. Yeah, yeah. That's the phone. He had an iPhone C.

That's the phone that wasn't on Do Not Disturred. That was the phone. Yeah, that was the act. That phone you can get in. First ring, he picking that up. You know, it was funny, but if you get to the root of it, he was a real piece of shit. He was a huge piece of shit. He literally said she doesn't know.

about this phone. Oh, my God. He literally said he walking to 8 a.m. She went to church. He thought she was going to be a-A. She came back home tripping.

I said, so you thought God was going to tell her to forgive you and he was like, yeah, I'm like, oh, yeah, I get it. Then when she was on FaceTime during the show,

she's like, yeah, he's got a lot of work to do. His response on the mic was, eh. He's like, you're a piece of shit. Look at this nice God-faring woman. I hope Tulu

don't take his ass back. Fuck him, Tulu. Kick his ass to fuck out. bad. You deserve better to Loo. Fame. 8 a.m. is crazy. Insane. When you live with your girl, just strolling in an 80. You got to be a bold motherfucker to walking at 8 a.m. and not be coming home from prison. Like, you got to be, you got to have the handcuffs fresh off your wrist at 8 a.m.

I was excited to hear what he said when he walked in. I was thinking like he made up like his friend was shot. Like something. I couldn't wait to hear what he said. No, lost track of time. You know, it was out. Phone was on. Regular shit. It was like, and you're alive to tell this story? Okay, that's what's up. All right, what's the time gap of losing track of time? And how do you lose track? Nobody has ever lost track of time. You literally have your phone.

When the sun exists. Yeah, like, what are you talking? Yo, bro, listen, everybody, nobody else is outside in the street. That means it's time to go home. Like, literally everybody's in the house. When the birds start chirping. Why are you still outside? Why are you still here?

But what's really nasty, but we didn't get into because I didn't want to really embarrass that girl. She was nice enough to face time in front of a whole crowd. Yeah. He liked the girl. girl he was with. He came home at eight. Like they got breakfast.

He cuddled. Like he stayed for the night. Yeah, no, no. That was like they spent the whole evening together. Woke up to the third chirping and she probably made a cup of Joe. And what's going to be funny is we're going to find out he never even went to college. No, no, hold on. There's no way.

He just, on his drive home, he saw a homecoming sign. It was like, bet. That's where I was. Bet. I was at homecoming. What are you talking about? But shout out to him. He was great enough sport to come.

on stage. Shout out to other couples that came up. We tried to, I tried to break up somebody in Houston. Didn't work, man. Yeah. Try to get people back together too. Try to put people back. Yeah. Yeah, the ex-couple was great. The ex-couple. That was interesting. They were fine. The ex-couple was a couple

that were no longer together, but he flew out to see her and they decided to come to the show together. But when we got down to the details, they were never really in a relationship. They were in a pandemic ship. Yeah, they were, who can I tolerate the most while lockdown happens? They were a lockdown couple.

Yeah, that's what it was. So they were just two people that had been fucking for a while. That's all. And then they wanted to kind of fuck again because I went through her phone. And she clearly was saying she doesn't get any dick. Yes. So you know how girls are. They didn't want to get a new dick.

Like liars. No, sure. You want to fire another body. Yeah, they don't want a new body on their belt. They want an old body, recycle it. Bring a dick out of the trash can. I respect it. Yeah, no, I get it.

I understand. Was there any other Houston highlights? There was the girl with the best friend that she was trying to fuck. The girl with the best friend she was from. That must have been at your show. Oh, that was Tamiya and Malcolm. There you go. We called my boyfriend Tony on FaceTime.

See, he thought I was shipping. And Tony, he knew Malcolm. He said, nah, man, they know their relationship. They're just friends. That was pretty cool to kind of see that, man. But I went through the phone, I tried to find some dirt. You did a little bit. I mean, it was just funny.

Tech message to hunt a boyfriend. But between Malcolm, it was clean, man. Nothing there. Nothing there. It did speak to it. And I didn't want to get in like a whole tangent about it at the show. But it did speak to just women being attracted to guys that are pieces of shit. Yeah.

The way she was complimenting Malcolm was the same reason why she never fucked Malcolm. She was like, we were in this great friend group together. Like everyone was fucking everyone. And like I was just dating the worst type of guys ever. And then was just like, Malcolm's so wholesome. He has his shit together. He's amazing. And I'm like, this is why you never fucked him.

This is exactly why. She said he has his shit together. All the things you would want to hit on a checklist. And she was like, oh, I'd never go near him. Meanwhile, she'd never touch him. Meanwhile, she's telling us the history of all the terrible fucking humans that she's fucking. That she let smash them cakes on the back.

And here's Malcolm sitting here just got all his shit together and doesn't have a chance in hell. But Tony seemed like a good guy. He seemed like a good guy. Tony was her boyfriend. He seemed like a good guy. He seemed like he was very trusting in her, very secure. He wasn't worried about her and Malcolm's relationship at all. obviously Malcolm knew him.

They have a relationship with each other. So it was an interesting dynamic and it was like, okay, I guess it's possible. If I was Malcolm, though, I would be kind of scared of Tony. Anyone that drives with their hood on is a little intimidating. After a haircut, too.

He was in his own car. In his own car with his hood. I don't think he made it into the barbershop yet. I think he was on his way to it. I don't think he got there yet. I still think it's weird to drive with your hood up.

Regardless of their friendship or whatever, I still think it's odd. Would you guys let your girl go with a friend to a show like that or an event like that? Why not? Yes, but I don't want to push the feminine agenda again. They killed me for thinking it's okay for your girlfriend to have male friends. Oh, yeah. The YouTube review.

They call me pussy. This is, this is, where's masculinity at? Where's your insecurity is that, weirdo? Well, would you also be fucking fine with it? Would I be fine with what? Your girl going to it like a show or a boy at a mall show. with a friend. Her male friend?

No. To a Rory Mall show? Well, I wouldn't let my girl go to anything Mall's doing. But that's a whole separate conversation. Why wouldn't you let your girl come to our show with a male friend? Because I would be there with her. What if you had to go get a haircut? Yeah, go get a haircut.

No, like, what if you generally didn't listen? You know she has a guy friend that that's like their bonding thing. They're both listeners of a podcast of the show. No, they explained it at the meeting greet out of their whole friend group. They're the only two that listened. to the show and they both wanted to go. No one else in their crew listens. So they were like, all right, well, two of us will go.

Yeah, so bring your girl, and I'm going to bring, and, you know, Tamia should have bought a Tony. He didn't want to go. He doesn't fuck with us. I'm not, listen, if my girl likes a podcast, I don't like, I'm not going to. Shea, young lady, she had no idea. Jenae bought her. Okay.

Had no idea who we were. Well, Tony is a man and he doesn't just do whatever his girl says. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's got some bronze. Yeah. He's got some folks. Yeah. Like, no, fuck them, niggas.

I'm not going to see you. I don't know who they are. And as soon as you get back in the kitchen. Look, that's how much of a threat, Malcolm is. Take Malcolm with you. Damn, poor Malcolm. Make sure dinner's ready when I'm back. Yeah.

And use less starch. Starch. Yeah, I don't know. I can't, I don't know, man. I understand. I like the dynamic that they have with each other. And I get it. Women have real genuine, just male friends.

But I don't know, man. Just going to, like, shows. and that's like date shit, bro. No, it's not. It's a little bit of a date. That's a date. How is that a date? Y'all are weird.

I get it because it's YouTube. I understand that everyone agreed with y'all when we had Biesconning them on and I was the weirdo. I think y'all are weird. No, I would be cool with my girl doing that. It's just, but I mean, I'm not going to lie. That's a little bit of date vibes right there. That's a date. Going to a show is a date vibe?

Yes. Yes. I agree. It's a date. What are you talking about? Yes. It could be a date. But anything could be a date with the right person.

date. It's a date, Rory. Have you ever went out to eat with a female friend? Yes. It wasn't a date, right? But dinner could be a date. It's what you put on. Anything could be a date. No, it's a date when it's like we know the show, yo, they're coming this day. We're going to go together. That's a date. That's like, okay, yeah, we said a date. We're going to go together to the show. I have been on tour with you this whole year and I've watched you set times to meet with your female friends to have dinner.

And I didn't think you were on a date. I think you went to dinner with a friend. No, but that's, but it's different though Because I'm only, I'm literally here Like just for in town for a show I'm here working, catching up with friends They live here You've never planned to go to dinner in New York With a female friend

Yeah, but it was like a date Not like an intimate date, but it's a date Oh, alright, right, right, maybe I'm confusing What y'all consider? And she didn't have a boyfriend, so it's like But what about B? You can hang out with her, right? Alone.

Yeah, but they're actually dating Oh yeah, you're right, my God. It's not dating. But we had, again, I was in town. I was like, yeah, let's go to the movies. Like, you know? That don't sound intimate as fuck? Now you're confusing me because you're saying that would still be a date.

What's your definition of date? Right. Setting a date to go and hang out with a friend. And your girl just can't do that. With a guy, no. Would you expect you're not, okay, so would you not like? I don't think I would be able to do it if I had a girlfriend. Oh, okay.

That's what I was going to say. I don't think my girlfriend would approve of that. going to hanging out hanging out with your female friend she was like you can't hang out it out would be you'd be fine

what if you like hung out and like when because I've you know hung out with my they're not days but like get it go to a bar get a drink like hang out

maybe like daytime even if it's like early evening kind of thing but are you saying because this is a ticketed event that it's more of a date because they bought these in advance together

they're thinking about it they dress for this on November whatever so it's all of that that's a part of it that makes a date we set time

We said we know what we're going to do. We cleared a schedule because we'll be there that day. But they can't just be two friends. Sounds like responsible adults. Yeah, they can't just be two friends that listen to the same podcast. That too. That as well. You're confusing the shit out of me about a date isn't what a date isn't.

I'm just saying. Because they said a time, it's a date. But it's only a little weird because she has a boyfriend. If she was, okay, if she didn't have a boyfriend, would you consider that they were in a date? If they were both interested in each other or interested in getting to know each other in that way, then yes, that's a date. So they have to be interested in getting to know each other for it to be a date. Of course.

Yes. That's part of a date. If the intention is to get to know someone. So you can't, you can only go on a date when you're trying to get to, but if you know someone already, you can't go on it. It's not considered a date. I mean, no, that's a date. Exactly. It was a date.

No, but I'm saying someone that is not just a friend. Someone that's not just a friend. There's loss of brain, so. Ball said exactly like that was the hook and sinker. I'm just saying. He made it seem like it's only made if you're trying to get to so confused. I'm so lost. No, you said, you made a statement like it can only really be considered a date if you're trying to get to know this person, if you're trying to whatever.

Yeah, intimate. I'm saying even if you don't, if you already know this person, it could still be a date. Yes, but the intention, like, what are the intentions of it? If I'm going to go do something with a friend, my intention is to hang out with my friend. I don't consider that a date. So it's a hang out. Yeah. Okay.

Let's play semantics. So good. No, I think you're playing semantics. Did your girl do that? Go with her male friends go do something. Absolutely. Okay.

Well, how long have they been friends? I'm not going to lie to you. That definitely plays. You're not hanging out with some random ass dude next week. This is what I hate, and this is what everyone did to me after the B. Simone.

Yeah. No, no. Y'all just made up a whole new scenario and then said that's what I was saying. No, Edon, I'm not saying that just some random dude she just met she can go out with. Stop changing what I'm saying.

Fine. Because that's what everyone did to me after the B. Simone conversation. What are you saying? Be very clear in what you're saying. If she has had a friend, like that's her friend. A friend. I don't use friend as like just some.

No, it's a friend. We know what a friend is, yeah. Yes. She can absolutely go hang out with her friend. That's totally fine with me. One-on-one. Yes. I agree.

Yeah. You agree? Your girl can go one-on-one or a male friend to hang out. I would want to know the history of their friendship and those things. Y'all don't know your girl's friends? Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. No, I'm saying, like, I wouldn't be like why you want to hang out of one?

I wouldn't be. pressing her like that. But I feel like if she were to hang out with a guy one-on-one like that, it would also, I would be aware of who he is and what his role is in her life. Like this, it's not like my ex. It's not like I used to fuck him. It's just like,

this is literally my friend. So I have a lot of girls that I consider very good friends. Yeah. Me too. That I have no issue and their guys have no issues with them hanging out with me. Right. So I would expect the same. But I would have to be aware of their relationship with that person.

Gotcha. Yeah. I'm, that's what I'm saying. Like, I know what the history would be. If she just met some dude, it was like, nah, he's a friend

but I just met him to be like, all right, I'm coming with you. Yeah. We're on a date. Okay. That's interesting.

What's so, you know what's so weird? My girl still wouldn't be able to take it. Mall goes, that's good for you guys. Fuck all that. But you know what I don't understand? I feel like Maul would be the guy

that would be on my side with this. I absolutely would. Because I know, get her away from me so now I could text Mar the other bitches. Oh, my God. Well, that's what I thought Tony was doing. Yeah.

Finally, I could get away from him. Yeah. Malcolm, please get this girl away from me. Let me see if I still could. I could flirt. Let me see if I can still get my shit off. And we can close this going back and forth shit. But why I think it's weird that mall thinks this way is because I know mall to be one of the dudes that has really good platonic relationships with a lot of women that he hangs out with nothing would happen and their boyfriends wouldn't have to worry.

I do. So you know that men and women can just be friends. Of course. You're not one of these weirdos that thinks otherwise. So that's why I'm confused why your girl couldn't go hang out with her mall. It's one-sided. With her mall. Yeah, I was going to say, he can only be that guy.

It only works with him. His girl can't do that. She can't have a mall. Oh, look at Julian. Because I was-ha. Nah, my girl ain't hanging out with mall. I was sorry. But I always felt like the dudes that thought that way, I always thought were strange because I'm like, oh, you just view women in one way that you either fuck or you don't.

Like, you can't have a friendship with them. And I think that's weird and predatory. Yeah, no. I don't think that way. So I think there's a world where men and women can just hang out and my girl can do it. There's absolutely a world where men and women can just hang out. And women can just hang out as friends. Now, if I find out y'all fucked before, everyone's dying.

Oh, 100%. We're airing that shit out. I'm not that liberal. Yeah. That's the way it gets stricky at. Like, oh, so y'all actually did do. Even if, okay, say they didn't fuck, right? Say they didn't fuck.

Say you found out that they made out one night. How long ago? Does it matter? Roy just loves like calendar shit. Like, was it, was it, was it Halloween last year? It doesn't. Stop, stop, stop. Hear me out.

I'm hearing you out. I'm hearing you out. Two. Okay. Okay. If I'm dating a woman that has been, had male friends since, let's say, high school. And in high school, they made out one night. And then nothing after that and they remained friends. I would not trip about that.

Fuck that. I don't care. What if it's a friend that she met in college. So what she was like, oh, if they met in college, he beat. If they met in college, you fuck. Yo, I am never letting my girl just hang out on a casual day with a guy she made out with years ago. ever are you kidding me you know that's happened to you

it's what I was happening but I don't I don't know about it no no it's happened to me but I don't know about it I'm sure if I knew it's not happening no hell no yeah no I don't care just making out no you know you obviously know that there was some y'all had a moment of attraction

y'all would definitely like fuck each other because then they play that what if game and I hate that shit because you can see it on their faces when they're together like ooh that's like now it's awkward now we gotta be like just weird shit in the room All right, let's say I don't like shit to feel weird

though Yeah Because I bring it up I make it uncomfortable I bet look I know y'all tongueed each other down Like it ain't got to be

Okay I know you like my girl She got a fat ass Like you know Let's get a hypothetical here Let's say Freshman year of college See a chick

Eighth year 18 when you're freshman year 18 Meet a girl in the dorms Cool whatever we make out We then realize That it's just It's not

In the stars for us We're not that But we remain friends. Have you ever made out with a girl in college and you realize it's not going to happen? A thousand percent. Yeah. Definitely.

Well, in college, I think you make out with a girls. You just see. That's what I'm saying. That's the point. That's the point I'm getting at. And like, that's just what it was.

I don't really care. But I don't like the fact that the dude would just see my girl and feel like he could just kiss her. I wouldn't think that would be a lot. I don't like that. I don't like the fact that my girl at one point was the girl that a random dude

could just see him like, I'm going to just put my tongue in her mouth. But, but, If you're 18, you're on a college campus, you're running around. You're hooking up with the half the dorm. We were all hoes. We were all hoax.

Yeah. But like you've had that one make out. You didn't even even sleep together. But that next morning you're like, that didn't feel right. We're better off as homies. Yeah. I have one of my closest girlfriends I did that with. We were best friends for like four years throughout college.

I think we made out like during senior week after four years of people speculating that we hooked up. That is. We did it. That is the thing I've ever heard in my life. Senior week. Am I allowed to say that? You made out during senior week. senior week. Do you guys hold hands

at the dance? It was just color commentary. Did she hold you after your kiss? I called my mom. I called my mom. I called my mom. But we made out and we looked at each other like immediately after. Did you make out in the rain? No, it was bright daylight. It was fucking spring. We looked at each other at the eyes. We were like, this isn't it. Not as ain't going to

work. You kissing the daytime? It was a day party. We were a weird. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? There's something wrong with kissing in the daytime? Yeah. Why? You've never kiss the girl in the daytime? If you guys don't know, Ma, it's intimate issues. I don't know if you've realized yet.

That's crazy. Y'all be kissing when the sun is up and shit. Y'all niggas is weird, dude. Y'all some weirdos. You know what's crazy? The only kiss when the sun goes down. Sometimes I even know her last name. It's nuts.

Sometimes I actually like it. It gets even crazier. It's so, like sometimes they even treat her with respect. It's so weird. That's lit. Maul, you're getting up up in years, though. Like, if you have that mentality. And trust me, I have a male ego.

I have. have the same thoughts with a lot of things, but I am a realist. You're getting up there on age. And I don't think you want to date a young chick. I think you want to date a girl around your age. She's going to have a lot of random makeouts. It's a lot.

Not necessarily, but yeah, most likely. Damn, Edin. What? Most likely. Most likely. I mean, you know, but we're grown. Oh, now we're grown. Yeah.

I mean, what we're growing. That's what I was trying to say originally. No, rules apply to them all. No, not to me. No, fuck that. I mean, what we're grown. You understand women have a past. and things like that.

You just don't want your girl to have a crazy fucking pass. You just don't want to know it, correct? No, not that I don't want to know. I'm not going to dig and ask. Right. But, like, I don't want her to have been, like, the girl. Like, we know, bro, listen. We know the girls that we don't want to end up wiping when they become adults.

Yeah. Like, you just had, like, yo, they ran train on her in, like, the dorm. I don't give a fuck. I don't care how mature or immature. I say, I'm never trying to be with a girl that dudes ran a train on. Like, are you kidding me? She was sexually liberated. She was.

not that which is great exploring her great not for me becoming her best self like that's not wifey fine what's funny is I'm coming across as like the liberal guy if I if I find out they ran a train on you I'm sick I'm gonna fuck it that throw up right there you don't want that you don't want that girl

I'm getting the shakes just thinking about it yeah like you know what happens but it's like I'm gonna stay away from this like not for me it's not for me yeah it's not for me That's all. Not no judging. Just I can't. But what if it wasn't like her bag though?

What if it was just like a one-off experiment? That wasn't her part. A one-off? Is that a one-off train? She's one-off. I feel like most trains are probably one-off. You got some girls twisties. That's my point.

Like I feel like... They keep buying Metro cars. Every week. It's like, yo, she's back. Like, yo, this girl is back. We just, she was just here three weeks ago. Like, what is going on?

Who buys a round trip on? on MTA. She's back. What the fuck is going on? No way. One-offs. No girl has that a one-off train. Are you kidding me? She transferred at stations she didn't need to.

Yeah, like what? A one-off? No, you could have taken that all the way to Times Square. You didn't need to do that. I feel like there are women that have definitely been in the situation and are like, I don't want to do that again. For sure. I mean, Julian, I think there's the higher percentage that the

women that have been trained, it happened once. I think that's the highest percentage. Yo, bro, that's mad work. Bro, that is a mental health issue. I don't know if you don't know that, bro. Why? Wait, a woman getting trained. If you can have multiple women in your bed room?

It sounds like a, it sounds like a dudes are weirder. No, I was great to say. Like, I don't, that was never my thing. Like, I never could get with that type of shit. Listen, I went, I went to college. That's the weirdest you ever, bro. And I was a Kappa. That's the, so the amount of opportunities I had to do that.

That's the weird. This is to call a young conductor. I have never done a train They call me Thomas in the streets Young conductor is crazy Yo Yo You know

You got a condom you're good You gotta count them You got to come them Anytime I walked in the party All the board Chew-choo-choo! Just right when I walked in Roarro was like the dude He's here

He's here The devil-onthoddre Rory was like the dude on the Metro North That come punching the tickets Tickets, tickets Tickets, click click click click click click click click click Click click click click click click click click I'm the polar express going crazy.

Yo, man, that is... I have never been in a train. I think the life we live is crazy, bro. I think the men are weirder in trains than the one. Oh, I'll buy... And I don't even think it's close. No, actually, no. Nah, bro.

You and the fellas with your pants off. No, listen. Sharing a hole. It's weird. I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. I'm with you, but it's not weirder than the chick that's letting dudes run train.

I disagree. I get what you're saying. I agree with the Roeigh. You're, why are y'all fucking kidding me? There's mad dicks around, bro. I get it. I'm with y'all. I think it's weird, too.

I've been a part of running a train on the girl and after I felt like a piece. Wait, whoa, wait, what? Wait, you have running a train? On a girl? Yeah. Wait. I mean, I'm not surprised somehow. I feel like we've had this conversation and you denied it.

Wait. Did we just get a confession? No, I back, when I was younger? How many? No, one time. So why can't one-offs exist? He just did it one time. No, for, I'm talking about for the guy.

I don't think the girl a one-off could exist. Okay, wait, tell us, go ahead. Who went first? Where were you in the truck? How many dudes were there? You were the caboose? No. You were second?

You were second? Yo, the caboose. You was definitely the caboose. Yo, being the caboose is crazy. Being the last. Nah, it was mall and shorty, it was mall and shorty in room. And he goes, I'll be right back and grabbed his man. Nah.

You know, I don't even like talk. That's how weird. Ball went last and put her in missionary. Oh, no. And you know what's crazy? Now that I think about it, I don't think it started out, it wasn't supposed to be like,

because it was only, I think it was only, it's never supposed to be. It was four of us, made three or four. Planning a train is sick. Four of us is crazy. Four of you.

It was three or four, yeah. But it wasn't supposed, it was weird the way. Did you guys draw straws? Like, how did you get the order and? No, my, so my, my homeboy, it was the girl he was dating. And he called.

All right, now I see why you won't let your girl hang out with me up. You was fucking your friend's girl with him. In front of him. It's a lot. It wasn't his girl. If that happens to me in my childhood, yeah, my girl can't have friends. It wasn't a girl.

It was a girl that he knew. Let's just say he knew her. Like, she was there because she knew him. And me and a few other other homeboys was. You know, fellas hanging? He calls my phone from the room. Like, yo, come to the room for a second. For a second.

Okay, just so I can get engaged. But I didn't know what, you know, I'm thinking he something probably happened. I didn't know. We're talking flip phone. We're talking a flip phone. We talked on flip phone. All right, cool. I'm just trying to get a gauge of what year this was.

Yeah, this was like, 05. Yo, fucking your girl and flipping open your phones to call the homies that are in the next room. Oh, true story. Calls me, I walk in the room. He's like, yo, like, she's feeling you. I'm like, what? She's feeling us. Oh, my gosh.

Wait. Wait, does he have his pants on? They was in the bed. Like, I walked, like, I just knocked on the door and I opened the bedroom door. They were both in the bed. And he was like, yo, she feeling you. He's, like, bricked up just telling you that she's feeling you. I was like, what?

So you know me. All right. In the bed, like, what's the covers gain? Are they like, covers up to their neck? They're completely under the blanket. Okay. All you can see is just. What's her facial expression?

Like, what is she giving come fuck me vibes or is she? Oh, I know, for sure. It was, as soon as I was knocking the door open the door, she was smiling. She know what she wanted. And the homie told me like, yeah, no, she likes you. Like, she was like, yo, what's up with your friend? But I want to know, like, how she asked him. Like, yo, you know your friend, mall?

Who's right outside this door. Call him. You know your friend mall? Call him. You know your friend that's in the living room? You know that guy that's out there? It was crazy though. I felt like a piece of shit after that, though.

I'm not going on. All right, so they called you in and then, like, what, did you guys send out, like a mass text? The bad signal? Yeah, like, how did you get the homies? Well, no, they was in the living room. Did anyone, like, T9 text them? No, I walked out. Yo, she's ready.

I walked out the room. I felt like a piece of shit, got some head. I was like, oh, you only got a head. It's weird. first time. While you were getting head was your the homie fucking her. No, he had finished.

He was just like, he was just in the room while you were getting ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Right. All right. Yeah. Yeah.

Please. Outside of just the nastiness of just you and you and the homies just fucking a girl. I would be scared to do that if I was getting head and my man's was smashing her from behind. Because like, what if he's, He wasn't smashed.

What if he's super ill and like she bites? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, what if she gets like overwhelmed with what's happening behind her and my dick is in her mouth? What if he was ill? Now, you can't even say that. I know you try to bleed it up in the outside. But you can't say what if he was ill. Like, how much of your concentration is on the head?

At that point, we are all a team. So I can't compliment my teammate. No, absolutely. Like, you're killing that, bro. No, no, no. No, you're killing that. You wouldn't be scared that she might, like. I would be terrified.

I hope. No, he wasn't smashing a while. She was giving me a head, though. I know that. I'm just saying the scenario of what trains sometimes end up in. He made like a... Yeah, no, I never... That was the situation.

Like when she's like a rotisserie chicken. Yeah. Oh, God. All right, well, first of all, I don't think you were... I don't think you weren't a train then. That's definitely... That's not a train. You just got head. He was a dude in the room.

And then... Yeah, you got like the weirdest sloppy seconds out. So wait, so wait, a train has to be... He has to be penetrating at the same time. I'm not. Yeah, just you all have to be... Creepily around. We're in Texas.

Spit roast. Spit rose is one in the front and one in the back. It's like the pig when they put it through the loop. Wait. So there's like one pole. I was just, I'm just ignoring what he's saying. He's like,

what? She's like the pig. Yeah. It's a spit roast. No. And Ball's vegan, so he's out. Oh, sorry. All right.

So, wait, tofu? I'm going to ask weird question. Did he watch? He just watched you get ahead? Not really watched. Like, he was kind of like, no. There was nothing else in the room.

He was watching. He was on flip phone. He was playing snake. Yeah, right? What was he doing on his flip phone? I promise you. I guarantee you were the most exciting thing going on in that room. He wasn't looking on the window.

What? What the fuck? Julian. It was the most. You were the most exciting thing. You were the Luca. You were Luca in that room. Just cruising?

Bro, nasty times, man. Well, no. A few more. All right. So you said it was four total. When did the other two come through the door? shit, I walked out. When I left the room, the homie looked at me like, where?

I was like, yo, head is crazy. That head was fire. It looked at me like, word. I was like, yo, that's crazy. And they went in there. I was just like, I'm in the living room. I don't know what's going on. And this entire time your dude has just stayed in the bed.

Well, when I left, it was his bed. Yeah. Imagine if the head was trash. Not a head with fire. That would be hilarious. Not a head was fire. You know what I mean. The head was crazy.

The suck-s-suck was crazy I feel like the woman that would be into that would probably be pretty good Amazing And she was cool That's the funny part Oh no she sounds like the coolest shit ever We all hung out like

During the day before all that happened that night We was all just out chilling She whining dinejo? I had no idea Like bro and that's the crazy You want to get a bite It was like no indication that that was going to happen Like literally was no

And we were all just Oh no she knew Oh no of course Like they women always She was playing y'all yeah of course of course all right so what was the conversation like when the four of y'all has like got you know back to kick it again maybe play some basketball yeah like share sharing stories yeah what was that conversation like i felt like a piece of shit

immediately like i was like i was like i'm never doing that again like that was i say you're something about that just doesn't feel right yeah was there one dude in the crew that was like that was amazing like was he like of course it's always more he's like you call again i'm like yo oh no yeah i'm like you but you just he liked her yeah i'm like oh yeah he's You're going crazy. Yo, call her again. Call her the night. I'm like,

yo, what's wrong with you? Go find a girl, though. Like, no, I'd never want to see that girl again ever in life. Like, are you kidding me? You know what's hilarious? I'm sure she's a wife and mother right now. Of course.

She's probably, she's probably great. Beautiful fan. Probably an amazing wife and mother. She was cool as fuck. I'm telling her. It was cool as fuck. Had no idea that that was going to pop off that night.

Not at all. But I feel like if she finds a guy that's really into that, they would probably have the healthiest relationship any two human beings could have. That's possible. No way. No, yeah, definitely possible. I agree with Roy on that. I don't think that's- I think for your girlfriend to still be into that type of shit.

I mean, we've talked about it at one of our live shows. I am not mature enough or have the ego to be a swinger. Same. But I get it. Yeah, y'all both. Like long-lasting relationships, I think it would maybe require once you guys get in your 50s. he's like, you know what? Let's go fuck a bunch of people together.

Yeah, y'all are hos forever. So y'all just want to be hos forever. I mean, I wouldn't have said ho. I just think they're sexually liberated. Oh, yeah, that's all. I think that's very close by nature. Sexually liberated. My bad.

Liberation of the people. No, y'all are fucking hos. And y'all just want to have the stability of having a partner at home to fucking split the bills with and fucking if I start not being able to control my bowels and shit on myself, you'll clean me. Yeah. And I mean, sure. And if you're swingers, I mean, it takes a village.

So you'd have a lot of friends that could make your ass for you into your 70s. You went to swinging? Julie's a cuck. I wouldn't. I'm not the cuck. Not down? You couldn't let other dudes just smash you? Nope.

No, no. Sorry. Not me. Again, I couldn't handle it, but I totally understand why people do it. And I think those people will probably be happier than my fragile ego. That's not true. That's. I agree with all right there.

You think they're happier than that word? I think they're probably the happiest people on us. you know why because i think secretly everybody wants to be a ho but we just fight it because society says it isn't right he steered it to my eyes and says the guy that felt shameful after it shorty gave him head his man's wrong i felt like good head too amazing

oh my god up until that point that was the best head I've had oh that was the post I think it was the moment let more the moment less the mouth no no oh my god it was just like what was going on It was so silly. Rory, you weren't expecting to get a head. No, no, no. Trust me, I was there.

The head was crazy. It was the mouth. I was there. Let me tell you. The head was crazy. Did you finish? Did I finish? All right.

At any point, did you and your man's make eye contact? Yes. Of course. You me. I'm getting the head. He's laying on the other side of the bed. I'm standing up on the other side of the bed. She's on her knees.

I'm like, yo, he's like, I told you. Were you having a conversation during it? Mall's looking like, who is this angel? Bro, that suck, suck was crazy. I'm telling you, bro. Trust me. I know good head, bro. That head was crazy.

Was this like in a dirty Bronx apartment? No, no, no. This was in a luxury apartment. Wow, the image in my mind. The view was amazing. Yeah, I don't know why I thought, yeah. The view was amazing from the bedrooms. A beautiful apartment.

That was the view that you were thinking about the whole time. Oh, my God. That head was crazy. Trust me. a bang bro's video. I saw her like a few years after that, but she didn't see me like in Manhattan. She didn't like see me.

Oh no, she saw you. No, she didn't. She made sure. I know she didn't. You got the fuck out of there. I was in the car and she was like walking on the sidewalk. And I started to like get out the car and say, yo, what's up even?

But I thought it was weird. Thought you cops in the street. Yeah, I was like, um. That was the last time he saw her too was. Yeah, that was the last time I saw her. Dick and mouth was. Gotcha. That was the last time I saw her walking on the sidewalk in Manhattan.

I was in the car park right there. How long did you stay in the living room after you finished? Like, did you go home? Yeah, because there were multiple people that had to go after you. No, yeah, no, it was like, at that point, it was probably like two in the morning. I think like right after that, like, probably was home but like four. Two hours. So you hung out?

Well, yeah, for like an hour, hour and a half after then I got out of it. Respectably, you know, you don't want to just. You don't want to get ahead and leave. That's like eating and them like, all, I'm out. You want to respect her. Yeah, she's like, yo, like, you know what? Gets her forehead. You got to keep it cool.

Like, she came out the room, kind of gave her one of these. Like, yo. Nah. You dapped her up. Got you. Yo, that was love. You really held it down. You touched her hands after she was just.

Yeah. Come on. I was going to ask you. What? There was no way you like that. I never even crossed. See, I have more respect from all. I don't know.

I will slap me so hard. Those headphones will be permanently indented in your face, though. I don't know. What if you were in the moment? that the homies were entreated. What's wrong with you? Like she was on her knees and you like bent over

to meet her at her level? You don't think any of them kissed her? No, nobody. Well, maybe the first one. Yeah, he was made. He was cuddled up with it. Yeah, maybe, I don't know. Well, that was his girl.

Yeah. That wasn't his girl. Don't do that. I'm not going to let you. You did that. We didn't make this up. You said it was his girlfriend. I said that was like his friend.

Like he was there. She was there with him. That wasn't his girl. Don't do that. I'm not going to let you out that. that wasn't his girlfriend. Platonic friend.

Yeah. Do you think she told her boyfriend just going to go hang out with the homie? Oh, I don't know if she had a boyfriend. I hope she didn't know her boyfriend. Yeah. Do you think that's what your girl would be doing when she says I'm going to go hang out with my male friend?

See, y'all trying to, see, y'all trying to turn me. Just trying to connect the dots? No, no, no. We're trying to get to trauma. And I think maybe we can connect you. You went through this. So now your image of women anytime they hang out with the homies is that you may fuck all four of them.

No. A luxury apartment. Homeboy won't have to go through that. No, no. I'm not thinking like that. I just know that if I got a girlfriend, she would be attractive. I think other guys would find my girlfriend attractive. I don't trust dudes, though.

I think anytime a dude thinks he could get a shot, he takes it. Okay, well, I don't want to sound like I'm some morally, I'm a piece of shit. But I also have seen attractive women that I don't want to sleep with. Same. Yeah. Like, I could find a woman attractive and not want to fuck her. Yeah, but you also wasn't hanging out at a fucking Houston improv with her on a date, like one-on-one. You saw her in the room like, oh, she's attractive.

I wasn't trying to jump on her. But if you're like hanging out date one-on-one? We're going to go back in circles because you have female friends that are attractive more that you do not fuck, never will fuck. I do. I do. Absolutely. But that's me. I'm not putting.

We've come to conclusion that just. It's just for him. Just for mall. No, I'm just saying like, I can. can control me. I can't control what the next dude does. I don't put that much faith that he can have self-control and can control his own. Okay, well, I don't want to go

into a non-consensual conversation, but you wouldn't trust your girl not to do it? No, absolutely. Of course, men up his shit, and there's plenty of men that are pretend friends with girls, because if they let him hit, they would hit, they're not really friends. That happens all the time. I'm not naive

to go. Absolutely. But you wouldn't have trust in your girl not to fuck him? No, of course I would have trust in my, but I mean, I understand your friend said, hey, here's my girlfriend. Why don't you say his girlfriend? So I understand what the trauma started. I get it. But the trauma, it's not trauma.

It is. There are holes that like to get trains ran on them. And I'm hoping that I don't end up married to one of them. It's not trauma. It's no trauma there. Ma, I understand it stems from issues with your dad. Now it's his dad. That's crazy.

It's his fault, right? Yeah, thanks, dad. No, I understand there wasn't a lot of affection in the house. Yeah. No trains. No trains. As soon as I see the subway, I just get fucking triggered. I'm like, yo, fuck everybody.

What is he talking about? I watched Pelham one, two, three and broke out in Hives. Money Train is still a thing. Yeah, I can't fucking watch that movie. Well, yes. But shout out to everybody came out to the history show. That's crazy. We had a great time, right?

People came out early show. And Moll does not trust his girl that she won't fuck anyone. Yeah, we thought the energy was going to be low, but they came out ready to have fun and laugh, and we did that. So shout out to them. The Houston Versus was dope, too. Versus was a lot of fun. For those that haven't been to our live shows. The Houston Versus was dope.

It's worked in some cities and other cities it hasn't. We tried it for the first time in Chicago, and it went fucking great. We do mall versus me in, like, you know, some type of, I guess. I like a switching it up last night, though. Whatever city we're in, that'll be the music that, that Mo and I. play in Atlanta we did mall and Ivers DJ Drama which went great and yesterday we did Houston fans they came on stage and did shout out to Olivia and shout out to petty officer Brown yes thank you for your service in the sea in the sea in the sea anytime there's a veteran on the

plane I give up my seat as you should and I sit in the aisle except for cam newton I still came to leave that dude turned down that cash for cam newton switch seats dude's like now I'm sitting here I'm good how much money they cam offing them like 5,000 or something for the seat How long was the flight? I don't know. But the dude was like, nah, I'm cool. I don't want to end up. Five thousand?

I think it was a thousand. I think he raised it. I think he kept raising it. Like, you serious? And the dude was like, no, I'm good. Wait, what was this seat? I think it was like an aisle seat. And it was, I think it might have been the emergency exit row.

You know, Cam Newton's tall. Yeah. He probably first, he probably just booked a random flight. Last minute flight. Seats were sold out. Had to get the only seat he could get figured. I'm Cam Newton. I got cash on me.

Oh, DeMaris. Damaris booked this trouble. Yeah. I got cash. on the flight, their seat that has more leg space, I'm sure they'll give it to me for some cash. And this dude that Cam Newton walked up on was like, no, I'm cool.

Oh me? All right. Well, anyways, Houston versus. Yes. Amazing. Great time. He really played November, what is it? November 18th.

By Drake. Great record. And a Houston versus that was only three rounds. I love it too. But the amount of music that has come from this beautiful city to play a record, a B-side from someone from Toronto is just funny to me. Well, I think the fact that our show is November 20th she probably was like no I didn't do this right there do the knowledge probably was

like okay I'm gonna play this record but it was a good versus I do like the idea of bringing fans up letting them do that yeah from East City because the fans truly they know the city they know the history they know certain records so that was dope shout out to Houston Houston was a great show thank you to the Houston Improv for having us I think we can announce and we'll hold them to it here even though he agreed and he's a man of his word for the LA show it'll be Moly and I versus Terris Martin for LA versus

Hey If he brings his keyboard We are fucked Let's clean that up Because we might be using Terris' name To sell tickets now See, you can't do that You think terrorists would charge us?

No, I think that that It could be looked at as a thing Raddick's kind of crazy with that one I didn't even You know how people are I'm just saying It's us versus Terris Martin Oh yo they're going to Terris Martin

You just know how it is So let's clean all that up Fifth. I saw someone online say they're only selling tickets because they have openers. Thank you to all of the guys and ladies that have opened up for us. You should know, big facts, past the Miracat, Tequila Talk. What was my guys in Chicago? Oh, they were great.

Damn. Ben Wallace. Supposed to have the whole list here. Atlanta opener Scream, Scream. Jade, everybody, they were amazing. Yeah, big facts. I've really liked our openers. Yeah, man.

It's been a... It's been, it is helpful because the concept of live pods is just weird to begin with. Yeah. So having an opener, like really warm the crowd up is extremely helpful. Yeah. So I've appreciated them. And they've all been pretty cool. You get a chance to kick it with them backstage before the show after the show.

Everybody's been pretty dope, man. So it's good to see the community, the podcast community, you know, a lot of these successful podcasts are doing their thing. The Corner Convo. Shout out to the Corner Convo podcast in Chicago. Good guys, solid dudes. Oh, we got off on a fucking tangent. You guys are not getting off the hook. Huh?

You nasty fucks? I think we have to close. Hey, um, no, no, no, no. We're going to close after this, though. I think we have to close. Edin, I am going to kill you the next time you tell me to pull up to a spot. And it looks like what it did last time out. I'm going to fucking kill you.

No, time in. Time in. I'm going to fucking kill you. You, when we went in the green room after the show, you say, oh, come on, ma'all. I want to take you guys to a spot so bad. That's what I sound like? I said, yo, Edin, I'm tired. I just want to go lay down.

I said, you know what? I'm going to go. I said because the guys think that I don't want to hang out and I just go to my room and lay down and fucking go to sleep or watch TV. I said, you know what? I'm going to go to the standard. It sounds like a great name.

Standard in New York. That's some great times at the standard in New York. So is Jay-Z. Yeah, figured here in Houston, it would be a lot better. Pull up to the standard. As I'm pulling up. Houston women in standards and elevators. Never mind.

Damn. Damn. I pull up to the standard. I pull up to the standard. As soon as I'm pulling up, I'm like, this gives me college vibe. Can I interrupt you? I already know.

You went back to the room, right? I already know. So because you went back to the room, Edin had to move on to me. Because he really wanted you to go. And then when you denied going right away, he then moved on to me as a substitute and gave me the same.

It's like, come on, man. You know, like, just don't, if you leave, you're going to go to sleep. I was like, yeah, I'm on two hours of sleep right now. I'm going to late out. I'm a little tired. Yeah. I was like,

is it like a club club? Like, I don't know if I have that type of energy. He's like, come on, man. Like, we'll go right now. You can bring your bag in. Might have a big ass bag.

He did have a big ass bag. Oh, wait, you went with your bag? Listen. No, wait. He gave,

like, everything I had to say, he had a response to that made it like we were going to like a private party with our own room where I could, like, unpack my bag and put it in drawers.

Serve your laptop. Or, yeah, like, I could sleep there. And he was like, it's like a cool vibe, it's calm, like whatever. I didn't play like good music. He's like, it's a Houston club, man.

You know, they play great music. And I kind of believed him. That's every club I've been to in Houston. He's a DJ. We pull up to, that shit looked like the Jersey Shore. That's exactly the massive. Massive inflatable reindeer outside. There was massive.

I was like, yo, what is? Like, I was looking for Paul E. D. the moment we got up there. Bro, I'm on the phone with Julian. Because I'm like, yo, I think I'm here. And I'm walking. And Julian was like, oh yeah, I see you're right here. And I'm looking everywhere but the fucking interest to this.

I was praying. I wasn't at that. Yeah, I'm like, wait, I'm like, this is it? So we pull up to the side. And I immediately say, and I think Edna really thought I was kidding. I said, Edna, I'm not doing this. Like, I'm not going in there. I believe you. There's no way.

And he was like, no, no, hold on, bro. Like, I'll make sure we get the table. I said, all right, I'll try it if we can go through the back. And Edd's like, all right, let me call him. Edd doesn't realize I can hear the guy on the phone because he's sitting right behind me. so I can hear Edin lying to me not knowing that I can hear the lies.

So it's like, yeah, no, no, no, no, we can go through the back, bro, we can go through the back. And Eddn tells the driver to go to the front. I was like, what do you think my IQ level is, Edd? I just thought you were tired, you know? You didn't think about it. It's like, a hundred-something people jam-packed at this door. Edith's like, nah, it's the back.

And then switches over to, not like, he'll escort us right in. Like, we won't have to deal with the front. And he's like, we have a big section of table. There were no doors on the fucking club. Anybody could walk right in. There were little, there was not a single. doors. There was no doors. It was a fucking open

garage. So the fucking most stereotypical janky promoter comes out to meet Edna. Oh yeah. And goes, oh no, like, yeah, the section I was trying to get y'all, like, I sold it. I'm like, so there was never even a section to begin with. I said, Edden, I am going to cross the street. You enjoy

your fucking night. And then I went and played arcade games and ping pong. Oh, yeah, Kung Fu. That place was amazing. No, that should have went there. I'm not going to love. It was the basketball shot thing. I should have went there. Skieball, ping pong. I walked in the standard.

I looked at Julia. Julian is laughing at me. He's just like, I'm having a time on my life. Joe, he's being sarcastic. Edin is smoking hooker. I'm just like, I'm like, yo, dog. Honestly, where the fuck do y'all have me at? I was mad at Edin because when you said you were 10 minutes out, I said, Edin, we need a table.

He goes, what's wrong with this? I said, mall's coming. We have five minutes to get a table because mall's going to come in this room, look at the situation, and leave. I was like, if you want Mall to say. And there was a couple that. had a booth behind us that wasn't, they finished their bottle, they were just using the table,

they were just hanging out. So I told the promoter, I was like, give us this table, like, so we can, you know, because we have someone coming

that's going to want the table. He wouldn't, it just didn't happen. Like, he wouldn't do it. And it was like, it's fine, it's fine.

I was like, he's going to leave. It's not fine. Ed was being so fucking nice, bro. I'm too nice. I was so horrible. At least you should feel loved

because this level of efficiency did not happen when I was going in the club. You got there 10 minutes before they closed. All right. So we go across the street and we play

fucking video games. We had a really good time. That sounds like my type of. It was a lot of money. We go to Cheesecake Factory. We did. Which was attached to the hotel, which was great.

Then I could see these, these thotties getting antsy. Like, all right, dad. We want to go back to that club. So don't put that on me. That was all Edden. No, no, no, no. You saw him.

You wanted to go to you. I didn't want to go. Julian. I didn't want to go. They went back. Got our check at Cheesecake Factory. Pige, I think, had dipped. He was in the streets early.

Pige. These two. Solo mission. And Julian, you know you, you know you my guy, but I have to tell the truth. You had the Ancithati knee that he had to. You would have not gone. You was like this at Cheesecake Factory. I had.

You was ready. You wanted to go. I want the hookah. I didn't smoke. I really wanted to go to that. I took one hit a hookah. My man Kalu, whose house were recording in here is like, yo, got this little private shit on Washington Street.

Come with me. You know, you my city. First time that we're at. actually in Houston at the same time. I got to take you out. I was like, all right, cool. I'll meet y'all. He picks me up.

We go to whatever the private shit was. It was real low-key. He met some thotties that don't like low-key shit. So he's like, we're going to go next door. Was that a strip club? All right, it was just naked bitches in a regular club. So we get there. Shout out Houston.

It was too much who could smoke, whatever. So I was just like, let's get the fuck out of here. It looked violent. Like, it looked like you had to check in. And I just was like, let me get out of here. So I jokingly said, I was like, watch the standard be right next to where I'm at right now. This shit was literally next door.

It was the end of the night. I called them. I'm like, let me go see. Because they're sending videos in the group chat of having the wild time. Those videos mean nothing. So I walked down to the standard. Roy called me and I was like, you're here? Those videos mean nothing.

I walked in, and this is where I felt like really hurt that I was really not invited or welcome and that this was all for you. They made like, they created like a mall sign with like money. bags and like your full name and like we love you like love you there wasn't an orange in sight it was just mad mall money bags with sparklers you didn't see the picture oh he didn't see the picture no i didn't see the picture uh there was one you know the bottle girls would hold the signs up in the woo when the bottles come out there was one that said something money bag and the money bag emoji was on it so ed and specifically asked for it it looked like it was made at like a wood shop it wasn't like something they just threw together and changed

Like big money. Big money. Big money. That's you. That's not me. It is. There was no big orange. There was no nothing.

Like, what am I doing here? I was no way to need that stuff. They don't want to hang out. They didn't make it clear that mall's his favorite. Yeah. Yo, dog. How did you go back to that place twice? Because I was next door.

Because I was going to call my Uber. I was wanting to wait. You should have called your Uber. Oh, no. How long was I in there? Oh, like 10 minutes. Nah, they said we're closing soon and Roy hit the light jog to get to the table. Yeah.

Wow. You wanted to get it in? You wanted to get a shot in. before you You don't let them lie on me like that? Did I jog into that fucking place?

Yo, you like jogged into that nasty spot? Yo, I looked at one cup of pineapple juice. He chugged it, by the way.

I put my hood on it. I put my hood on it and I say, yo, fellas, I'm getting the fuck out of here, man. I walk straight back out of it.

And it turns to me and goes, why is he leaving? I was like, man, what the fuck? You know why he's leaving? I know I didn't say that.

Why did I? If Julie wants to lie, lie on me, I'm going to tell the truth about him. Wait, what I do? You, all right, you met me at the door and you was clapped. Oh, I was drunk as fuck.

Yeah. All right, they was like really, because I was drinking through the pain. That place sucked. I fucking hated that place. So they was really about to close when I got there. And Julian was like, I'm going to meet you out front and I'm going to grab you. He's like, it's closing now. It's calmer now.

I was like, all right, I'll stop him for a second. I get to the front and the cop is like, it's closed, bro. And I'm like, all right, cool. And like, I turn around and then I hear Julian's voice. like, wait. All right, no, I'm not going to let you get that. I'm not going to let you get that off. Yo, when Julian is drunk as a different person.

And this was his pitch to the cop, and his defense, it worked. But I'm ill. He said drunk as fuck to this cop that was like, it's closed. We can't let anyone in. Julian said to the cop to try to convince him, he was like, no, don't worry.

He'll just be chilling. Like, he's chill. I was like, what? These are, these are suited. This is a fact. I'm not embellishing this. They y'all wonder why I don't hang out with y'all. Ma, I looked at it off.

I was like, no, he's cool. He's with me. He's with me. A drunk dude telling me, yo, he's with me. Never met the cop before. I don't know yet. Now, he's chill, though. Like, he'll be cool.

Was I wrong? No, you weren't wrong. I think I do a really good job at making sure you two are accommodated everywhere. Anyone jams us up at a door? That I agree with. I will convince them that they're assholes for not letting us in. I agree with you on that. You make sure we're good.

But y'all be hanging out in some of the most random-ass spots, bro. Like, how do y'all find... Shout to Hayes. That was Edin. That was me, 100% me. All right, since we're all being transparent here, I don't know if mall's allowed to talk. Ooh. Why?

You and I, I think, are very good at when we become responsible for picking a spot, taking the whole crew. We make sure every last person is accommodated. We make sure it's a good thing. I think you and I are rare in that. It's one time I will. London. Compliment us in that regard. We are rare form when it comes to making sure the spot is good and everyone is taking

care of. Yeah. London. I didn't. You put us on a dummy mission and then left. No, I had to get my idea. I came back in 10 minutes. I couldn't even get in it.

So the worst club I'd ever been in. Bro, they don't have stripper parties in London. It was the first one. I don't know. Exactly. I just thought it would be dope for us to experience it while we were there. I didn't say it was experienced. I didn't say it was going to be lit.

I didn't say it was lit. I didn't leave. I don't leave y'all. I forgot my ID. I had to turn right back to go to the hotel, which was 10 minutes away. I came right back, walked in, and I looked at everybody like, yeah, this ain't that, fellas. But I give, I guess, you know what I said? I was later, yeah, for this. I mean, I was having a good time. I give Edna some grace here. Because he hasn't been on tour yet, and you learn that on tour eventually.

You have to know everyone, you're on tour with the type of things they like to do afterwards to let people know immediately, you're not going to like this place. Yeah. I like that upfront type of shit. Like, yo, we're going to go to this spot. I know you. Yeah. You're going to hate this.

Eddn was just making, like, whatever we wanted to hear. Eddn sends videos to the group chat. Everyone's going to be fans. He makes it seem like it's the greatest fucking night of his life. They're giving away money. Come! It's crazy. I looked at that video.

I was like, yeah, no, I'm cool, man. But that's why I don't hang out with you, Edon. I'm sorry. You try to pull me to play. And then we ended up hanging out Eddn Pige and I in my hotel room. No, wait. Hold on. Before you go there, we went to a second. We went to a second spot after that.

Oh, shit, we did. We went to win AFTIs after that. AFDES Wait, what was that? It was Bliss. And AFDES. They're owned by the same company. I can tell.

There was, it was one of those places where everyone that was at Standard once it was the same people. Like the bottle girls were in the same outfits from Standard. Oh, they just like rolled over.

They just walked to Bliss. Okay. Well, I'm glad that you guys now see why I don't hang out with y'all. Ed and I will never go to another club you told me to come to again in your life. Never said it over. Julian, I do thank

and appreciate you for making sure we are accommodated when we do go out. The arcade was ill. I'm mad I missed that. Now that I would have stayed ill night. And it's free games all night. It's free games. It went, it went from. What do you mean free games? Maul, imagine all the arcade games are free? Yes. Imagine looking at the worst possible outing situation you've ever seen in your life and then turn around to the greatest thing you've ever seen. There was a wuggling bar. It just kept getting better and better. Yeah, why I didn't tell me that? You should have got your full cross the street to arcade.

It was already amazing. They had a DJ that was playing good music. It was, There was empty. There was a bar. It was all. They even had fucking, what's the golf one? Golden tea? I hadn't seen that shit since like 98.

Yeah. I go up to the bartender and I'm like, hey, can I just get some quarters? All the games are free. Not for real, mall. Is this? Did I get hit my car leaving the stash? I heard of the most beautiful heavenly music music.

You know when you played a basketball game, like the pop shot and the, you know, when the game ends, sometimes the balls are still in the thing. And I'm like, I was like, oh, these are left over. So I picked up, started shooting. They just kept coming down.

I was like, oh, this is just open. So we were just, I would have been in it all night. You had have been in there all night. The only letdown was that, uh, ski ball was not operating. I got really excited when I saw that. That was the only one. I was talking big ski ball game. Look at where Rory's mad.

The ski ball is broken. My dad will have your ass. What's the fucking ski ball? My dad is really good at ski ball. Someone in Rory's family could probably fix it. Oh, absolutely. You don't actually think y'all invented ski ball, right? That is true.

Yes. Also, everyone here is really good at ping pong, by the way. I'm okay Well, we haven't seen you play I'm all right Yeah Is that a challenge? Yeah, 100%

Okay I mean you're pretty shitty at it Really? Damn, I love it's like everybody I smoked that in Nah Julian called Pige

The Forrest Gump Of ping pong Peacke Peege looks like he could play ping pong Oh I thought you were saying Peech That's why I was like

That's crazy You know that Please They're not starting Quarterbacks That part Please cut that part. I thought it's funny, but please cut it.

Can we just. Judgment call. Nope, judgment call. Cut that out. I'm gonna just cut it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna bleep.

Nope. There will be no discussion. There will be a long bleep. It's a long bleep. All right. All right. It's a long bleep. It's a long beep.

At all. You can even leave this part. So everyone knows. I said, take that. Don't do that. I don't do that. I don't agree with it. We agree that we will bleep it.

Well, we'd like to thank Texas for a beautiful two days. We had a lot of fun. look forward to coming back some time next year. We have New York City next. December 2nd. We are at Sony Music Hall. Mm-hmm. Yep.

December 2nd. Looking forward to seeing... Well, sold out. The hometown. Get scalper's tickets. Looking at Scalper's tickets to our show was crazy. September 2nd. They've had a resell ticket stars.

Yeah. Time. Yeah. Okay. December 2nd. I want a percentage. Sony Hall. December 9th, tentatively.

Seattle, Washington. December 4th. We are back in L.A. at the region. And we are finishing things on this tour December 18th in Boston at the Wilbur. At the Haba. In the Hobba. In the Hobb at the Wilbur. And we're going to do a day trip for that? Are we going to get crazy in Boston?

Oh, let's be crazy in Boston. I think a night in Boston would be fun town. Last night of the run, let's have some fun in Boston. But we'll pick the spots. Oh, no, absolutely. Don't fucking edit. Matter of fact, you go back to the room and go to sleep. We don't really need them to go.

Yeah. to be honest. I don't think they had a really welcome in Boston. Keep them in New York. Actually, our whole team is welcome in Boston. I'm with open arms. I'm working. Why do you say?

Boston's such a progressive city. Totally. That's what I always say. Bill Bear has the greatest description of what Boston is. It's a racist San Francisco. It's got like a lot of history. It's a beautiful town. You know, it's great food.

But just throw the N-word in it. And then it's Boston. I feel them, though. It's a racist San Francisco. I get it. All right. So listen, man, it's been fun in Texas. Thank you for having us.

Shout out to Kululh once again for letting us crash in this place and record today. We'll be back next week. Oh, happy American Genocidal Day if you're celebrating the mass genocide in American history. He's some turkey. With a bird. Mass genocide of birds. of genocide just for peace itself yeah genocide kill all the native americans that you kill all the birds you know what you know my uh quickly one of my favorite guru stories ever is remember when the jz

verse from the meek mill song what is that uh when he goes crazy for free for free guru told me he texts hove on thanksgiving and just said happy thanksgiving and he didn't get a response and usually j texts him right back so he didn't think much of it then they were recording the what's free verse what's free sorry and Jay Z rap. Don't wish me Happy Thanksgiving. That's a slaughter

to me. And Guru's like, now I see why I didn't get the text back. That's why. Guru's like, was that about me? Yes.

Jesus. Yes, Guru. That was exactly about you. Yeah. Don't say happy Thanksgiving. Well, however you're celebrating this week, why you're celebrating,

whatever the fuck you're celebrating. Have fun. Be safe. We'll be back next week to kick it with y'all. Talk to y'all soon. And if you use the day, just just chill with family.

I applaud it. Do that too. I can't wait. Thanksgiving. Thank you. Eat your low vibrational plates. Be safe. I'm not niggie.

He's just ginger. Peace. No. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th.

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