New Rory & MAL - Episode 124 | Boil Your Straps
Episode Date: December 6, 2022Our shows are out of control. As expected, our return to NY didn’t disappoint. Demaris got pressed by the lovely Taylor about boiling dildos among other things. There was no way Julian and his shy d...ate could match that energy. Our good friends from the Say Less Podcast opened and Mal questioned Julius Randle about a bunch of things he could never answer. Sticking to NY, SZA is back and revealed her track list while we were recording. Also to Rory’s surprise, Metro Boomin gave Drake/21 some competition with his new album. Good Morning America decides to break-up a happy co-working couple, while Gabrielle Union takes shots at Boosie (incoming Mal’s Boosie impression). The team breaks down their three celebrity crushes and although Demaris and Julian have strikingly similar taste, Julian gets singled out (this convo went on long after the cameras stopped). Quick sports update, Jerry Jones remains silent on his involvement in the racist image but reminds us that LeBron would be a great football player. Nike drops Kyrie, Kanye drags Chris Paul into the mix, and Shannon Sharpe defends Deion Sanders. Listen to the guys discuss all of this + more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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If you were to do multiple dildos at once,
would you use the spaghetti strainer in the sink?
That's a great question.
Do you use the tongs to get it out of it?
You don't want it to fall down the sink.
Yeah, like, and do you close the lid?
Do you close the...
Do you prefer them al dente?
Or do you prefer
Do you put a wooden spoot in it?
You like throw some salt in it?
You stir it?
Hey, boy, do you stir it?
Every four minutes you got to stir like a slow start?
Do you watch the pot?
Like you're making witches brew?
You put a toad's eye?
Are we recording that?
Yes.
Oh, welcome to the new episode of New Rory and Moll podcast.
I am all.
I'm Rory.
And we are back.
A little under the weather here.
Throat are a little...
Hey, yo.
But we are here to talk to the people,
address the culture,
and talk about everything
that you are talking about.
your homes, in your living rooms, in your group chats.
We are here.
I'm joined with our lovely, lovely El Salvadorian.
I'm sorry, Ecuadorian.
No.
Nicaraguan.
There you go.
You know what it is?
You took us to that El Salvadorian club, and you just blended in so well with the people of El Salvador
that I forgot what you are.
Yeah.
But we are here with the lovely Nikaa Agwin assassin.
Thank you, Edin.
We are here with the lovely...
Jesus Christ.
Let's go.
That's right.
We are here with Julian and Baby D.
I don't even know where to jump in.
I just going to let you rock.
Yeah, we're going to jump in.
Hey, you're a proper lad.
A proper lad, Irishman.
Rory Farrell.
Yeah, so we are back.
Listen, man, we had a great show Friday.
I just wanted to tell that.
I don't know if I told you guys.
Thank you while we were there.
There was a lot going on.
And then we had a little after party.
So everybody was kind of the groove.
You weren't crazy.
at the after-party.
I went crazy.
I was there for 35 minutes.
They were all there.
No, you were working the room, though.
Can we talk about,
you worked the room?
Can we talk about what Julian was drinking?
Fuck.
What was he drinking?
Julian, this is how much Julian loves Drake.
He had an espresso martini.
Oh, God.
First of all, no, can we not do that?
I've been drinking those way before Drake made that bullshit line.
I didn't say you weren't.
I just said you love Drake and you got an espresso martini when we got that.
Yes, those aren't.
Yeah, but they're not mutually exclusive.
When did they become independent of each other?
When did they become so trendy?
early last summer
but they became trendy
I've been on like
I found a new word
I found a new word that we can replace the F word
Thank you I was looking for it
What is it?
Pansy
We should bring Pansy back
Pansy is a great word
I love Pansy was a great 90s word
I loved Pansy.
I love Pansy.
That's a Pansy-ass cocktail S
Oh my God and he was holding it like this
Like how you supposed to hold it?
With the stem in between his finger yeah
Are you talking about the photo that I posted on our
Oh I didn't see it
Oh, it's in the group shot.
You holding an espresso martini?
I pulled up.
Oh, man.
Edd,
insert picture here.
Here.
Julian can insert it.
Not to be a Debbie down,
but it has to do with what you guys are talking about.
The funeral I went to on Saturday,
the repass was open bar naturally because it was a, you know, Irish funeral.
And the younger generation was ordering up all those expressing martinis.
And not to say the older gentlemen in my family weren't progressive about it,
they just didn't use the word pansy when describing.
all the young men and women ordering those drinks at a repass.
What did they use?
Where do they use?
It rhymes with Bob Sagitt.
Yeah, but they're Irish.
Yeah, but they're Irish.
They can get away with y'all.
Very limited vocabulary.
Yeah, the Irish, at an Irish repast.
Limited food that we can make, limited vocabulary.
What does an Irish, first of all, you know, condolences to you and the fam on the loss.
Appreciate it.
But what does an Irish family, how does an Irish family's repast look like in conjunction
or in, you know, comparison to a black family's repass?
They're very similar minus food.
There's not much food at an Irish repass.
But it is very similar to the black family repasses than I have been to.
Okay.
Very much similar.
There's no haggis.
So y'all don't do food.
Y'all just drink.
Yes.
Okay.
Straight to the head.
Got it.
I heard things that I should never hear.
One should never hear.
My mom doesn't really listen to this podcast like she says she does.
Okay.
So at one point in the middle of the day.
the repass. I was by the bar and you know you can like overhear certain conversations that you're not in.
I heard my mom's friend bring up someone from their childhood that she had just talked to.
And then another woman said, oh, he was such a stud. And then my mom says, not really, he couldn't get it up.
That sounds like a great conversation for older. I just feel like you shouldn't hear those things from your mom.
Yeah. Yeah. I know what you mean. Did you just like let it slide like you didn't hear it? Oh, I pretended that I didn't hear it.
Yeah, no, you have to pretend like you don't hear that.
When you hear your mom talking about her childhood or her young adulthood when she was a little hussy out there in the streets, you got to act like you don't hear anything.
Yeah.
But, I mean, I do appreciate her honesty.
Yeah, no.
Listen, if he couldn't have all these women running around thinking Randy was the man.
Couldn't even get it up.
Couldn't even get it up.
Name like Randy?
How do you know that?
You would think with a name like Randy.
Like, Ma, did you try to get it up and were unsuccessful?
But we had a great show.
We had a great show Friday at the Sony Hall in New York City.
thank you to everybody that came out.
Yeah, how did you
feel about the show?
Did you have a good time?
I feel like you had a good time.
Baby D did a speed dating.
I don't like their response,
more, or their faces.
I feel like they didn't have a good time.
I just wanted to shout out
the first to say less
and, you know, Lowe.
Now, he asked you about us though.
Rosie, not them.
Monica.
Yeah, shout out to, yeah,
and Julius.
I just want to get that out the way.
Shout out to everybody
that.
They're okay.
Touch the stage.
Friday night.
Shout out to say less.
Touch the stage.
They were just.
It was amazing.
They did so amazing.
They spoke to the people.
I went back to your speed day.
Yeah, Damaris, he bought your stage for a speed day with Taylor.
Taylor was in the meet and greet and I was kind of thrown off because obviously she's gay.
No, she was bisexual.
Well, we didn't know that on introduction.
Like, you would think that she's a straight stud.
Yeah.
But she walked up and she was like, now, Mar, don't play with me because I, you know, I like it from the back.
So I was looking at Taylor.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah.
She meant she wanted to fuck you from the back.
Yeah.
Oh.
Whoa.
I didn't even think about it.
That's how I took that ass.
All right.
No, but she,
you know why Roy's full of shit
and she bent over.
Like, Roy's full of shit.
He just talking about it.
No, she was showing you how she wanted you.
Shout out to Taylor, man.
But her and now, Baby Dee,
did a speed date.
Well, let's talk about your ass, baby Dee.
Let's talk about Taylor in the meet and greet when she walked up.
She was the first person in meet and greet.
And just like Houston, someone said,
they had a breakup.
I just broke up with my girl.
She said,
I was fucking dudes and fucking chicks,
but I was mad loyal to her.
Yeah.
We were like,
Taylor,
I don't know if that's how that works.
Yeah, that doesn't work like that.
You can't say that and then follow it up with I was mad faithful.
No, you're not mad faithful.
You're out here letting everybody blam your cakes.
I think she was blaming the cakes.
I was so surprised.
She was the key, not the keyhole.
At the line of the night that she gave us about lesbians boiling the dildos after they fuck.
Are you really that surprised by that?
D'Amara says she does that too.
Why?
Let's slow down.
I mean, what would you like?
Hand sanitizer would be better?
How dirty is the pussy?
You have to clean.
We don't boil our dicks.
We just fucking take a shower.
Yeah.
I mean, with hot water.
Yeah, okay.
Fine.
Rinch it off under the sink.
So put it in a pot in the kitchen.
Yeah.
That you cook spaghetti in.
Yeah, like, what the fuck is that about?
Or the dishwasher.
That is sick.
Demaris, are you boiling dildos?
Be honest.
I have before, yes.
Okay, tell us why and where you are in your life.
It's like a mouth guard.
Remember when you had to boil mouthguards?
Or baby bottles.
Baby bottles.
Yeah.
So if it burns into their vaginas.
It kills bacteria.
Yeah.
You boil it next to the baby bottle?
or where do you put the...
I don't have babies.
Again, I'm going to ask y'all one more time
because nobody seems to be listening.
How dirty is the pussy you're going in?
It doesn't have...
It's not about being dirty.
It's not about being dirty.
Like...
Okay, would you rather boil it or put a condom on it?
Because one is financially more responsible.
I could understand.
I just think it's funny to be like,
oh, don't use that strap on.
That one gets chicks pregnant every time.
Like, put a condom on that one.
Like, what the fuck?
Got three girls pregnant.
Put a condom on a strap on?
It's hilarious.
Baby, dude, you put a condom on a strap on?
be doing. You putting condoms on your strap? I have before, yes. Did you do it because you thought
she was like, get pregnant? No, not even, but like you thought it was like some dirty. Was it like stink? Like,
what was the, like this might have something yeasty? Okay. So this is something that y'all need to know.
And it's just like so many men don't know this and it scares me. This is why we know when you're cheating.
We know when you're cheating because bacteria travels, right? You can't just wash off bacteria.
Bacteria travels. So that's why when you fuck around and cheat on your girl, she'll fuck around in her
vagina of pH will change because you don't
brought somebody else's pH to
mesh with hers. That's when you flip it on and be like
nah you're out here fucking why your pH balance off.
That's right.
But we can be like that. But that same
which is why you take showers and things like that.
Boiling. We're talking about boiling.
Now it's fine if you take it and put it under the hot
water in the bathroom and soak and
rinse it off. That's fine.
Walking it to the kitchen and dropping it in the same pot
you put the spaghetti in is absolutely washing.
I'm sure some people have certain pot.
that they boil different thing.
Boiling dildo pots?
Yeah.
Glizzy pots?
Do you cook in the same pot you're boiling?
No.
Have you?
No.
Do you shit will you eat?
Yo.
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get lonely?
Are you single?
But I'm trying to think of like the real, the ones that chef it up.
Like I prefer to broil my dildo.
Yeah.
Broil.
You do boil it.
I like to sear the top of it.
Yeah.
You boil it and put it in the oven for about 30 minutes and let it like it turn it every 10 minutes.
Like that shit was crazy to me.
I couldn't believe.
I understand washing it.
I understand that.
But boiling was absolutely clarified.
If you were to do multiple dildos at once, would you use the spaghetti strainer in the sink?
That's a great question.
Do you use the tongs to get it out of it?
You don't want her to fall down the sink.
Yeah.
And do you close the lid?
Do you close the lid?
Do you prefer them al dente or do you prefer?
Do you put a wooden spoot in it?
Do you like throw some salt in it?
You stir it?
Do you stir it?
Every four minutes you got to stir it, like a slow start?
Do you watch the pot?
Like you're making witches brew?
You put a toe to eye?
Yo, I love lesbians, man.
Y'all was so crazy.
Jesus Christ.
No, I need to rewind because when I walked into, so I walked into, I missed the meet and
greet, heads some running around to do.
I walked into work, right?
And Rory says, yo, I just want to let you know we found a perfect person for you to speed
day with.
He's your type.
This is a fact, though.
He was so excited.
He was like, yo, he's your type.
Oh, yeah.
What happened to him?
Why didn't really make magic this, this and this.
That.
Is that what you said?
Yes, that's what he said.
And was arrested.
What?
I don't think he made it through the whole show.
You know, Sony Hollis to submit a list to people.
And the NYPD looks through it to see if there's more.
Yeah, we should have brought him on stage.
So I'm just sitting there waiting like, okay, I'm about to, you know, you're single.
I'm looking for love.
I'm like, all right, Roy.
You single?
Oh, she's single now.
Yes, I'm single.
Okay.
Well, anyways, yes.
What's your type?
Big, big dude.
Definitely fresh home.
Fresh break.
That is not my time.
possibly fresh braids gang affiliated what is your type now i was looking for an ankle monitor
what's the show no but he was he was a sweet guy yeah humble very soft-spoken he did come up to me
after the show and said why didn't i get on the stage of baby d yeah and i told him i was like look man i was
busy bennar was supposed to i pointed to him in the crowd i'll be bender that's him and he just
didn't go over there together yeah and then then taylor said fuck that yeah no you called taylor out
oh oh well he was already talking and she was sitting right there in the front of
Because I was discussing that with Maw's sister
And she was like, you should quit.
And I said, I should because out of everybody in the crowd,
Rory said, nah, the stud.
You come up here.
Yeah, what's wrong with the stud?
Because Taylor let it be known when she walked into me and greed.
She's like, where's de Maris?
Because she's swinging.
And she's like, she kind of flexed when she said it too.
Boyle.
And she said, I got to use the bathroom.
And then we kind of looked in the bathroom.
And then let the seat up.
Shout out to Taylor.
Taylor.
She put the Cassidy belt on.
Yo.
And she wasn't wearing brief.
She was wearing a medal.
Like the old school boxer.
Yeah.
That ever already said that?
I swear to God, I never forget.
We was at a truck stop, man.
I walked in the bathroom.
It was some dude standing at the stall with his pants down at his ankle.
Yeah, man.
I said, yo, fair.
It's a more comfortable piece.
Nah, no, no, no.
We're not doing it.
You got to take that in the, in this stall, man.
You can't stand at the fucking urinal like that.
All right.
Well, I will say, even though.
you were not pleased with Taylor
in all the years I've known you I've never
seen anyone have you frazzled
like you met your match
because I thought you were going to smoke you've smoked
everyone in speed dating in shows before
you
besides yourself you didn't even know what to say
because I was so because I was set up for
something else I was literally set up like I had
a whole amount of questions
at the show
that was your first mistake
Damaris
Damaris forgot we would dare to entertain.
She was really looking for her future.
No, that's not true.
But she was, y'all don't understand.
Shout out to Taylor too, because we appreciate you.
We love you.
Shout to Taylor.
Taylor was staring in my eyes and rubbing her knee against my knee under the fucking table.
And Rory is over here giggling with tears in his eyes.
No, that's my move right here.
I rub knees against other chick knees under the table too.
I'm like, oh, I keep saying, excuse me the whole night.
Excuse me on my back.
Yeah.
She was telling all the beautiful eyes to Damaris.
Yeah.
She was on your heels, baby, Dee.
she was on that red was laying on them shoulders she was like yeah look at you now still frazzles
yeah she's getting Taylor not here we ain't gonna bring out the back it's cool right now don't worry about it
here's Taylor but we had a good night julian your speed date uh hopefully will go to her
spot that she put us on to when we get to callie I was a little disappointed I didn't see her in
after party I was a little disappointed in your speed dating well I expected I mean how are we
gonna follow that's the whole time while they were doing their thing we were small talking
we're small talking yeah and the first thing she says to me she goes
I'm, she goes, I'm really shy.
And I was like, oh, that sucks.
Yeah.
She didn't say word.
She didn't speak.
Julian is such an idiot, man.
A girl tells him, I'm shy.
That sucks.
Yeah.
When I offered her a drink, she didn't drink.
So she was just having a water.
So there goes all your techniques.
Julian don't got a B move.
Yeah.
When a A move gets shut down.
Where am I supposed to slip the pill in?
We were going to slide out and go to Ludlow House.
Doesn't work in regular water?
We were going to go to Ludlow House, but, you know.
Oh, house.
Julian was like, Julian got so mad that she wanted to take him to a fuck to get a, what was it?
Martini was the drink, she was saying?
Oh, what was the best?
A mimosa.
She wanted to take me to fucking someplace in, um.
Santa Barbara was it?
No.
Is it with a B?
Yes.
Oh, whatever.
Somewhere in Cali.
Somewhere in L.A.
She had an in Brubing.
Burbank.
Burbank to get a momo.
And then Bridget who was a spot she was talking about.
And then she was like totally like.
They had the best famosa.
Was it a mimosas?
Something like that, right?
Burbank for a mosa.
And then.
Why did she look over at Bridget for confirmation?
And then Julian caught Bridget with the stray.
What was it again?
A cross and guard?
A traffic cone.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Poor Bridget Kelly.
We had a great thing.
It was a really good crowd to crowd.
First of my God,
I didn't know that was Bridgettellie at the time.
In retrospect, I found out.
Well, she just ran the marathon.
You have to wear things, you know, hit by cars.
The marathon's over, though.
She ran to the venue.
It ends in the city.
Julian, did you have anything in the crowd that was like?
No, I brought two of my close friends.
They were at the after party.
And then you bought Bill Clinton's.
What was it?
Your friend's, my friend is, yeah, Bill Clinton's right-hand man.
Bill Clinton, right-hand man.
Yep.
Yeah.
I didn't forget what they did, the Gaddafi in Haiti.
Well, he wasn't born yet, but yeah.
He wasn't born yet.
My friend.
He was born.
When they killed Gaddafi?
We were like four.
Yeah, they killed Gaddafi.
That was like a couple years ago.
Yeah.
Oh, you're talking about, I thought you meant shit he did in the 90s.
No, I'm talking about what he's still doing.
I'm saying too much, Jovi.
The Clint's are still killing people.
They're still committing fucking.
murders around the world.
They kill Gaddafi because he had all that gold and oil.
The prison system's in the best shape it's ever been.
Yeah.
But what do y'all rank the New York show?
Top three.
Yeah, top three.
Yeah.
I'm biased, though.
Yeah, I probably say top five.
Ooh.
Well, because, like, we wrote so many new sketches and segments that we had less than
48 hours to write.
And we never got to, like, you don't rehearse these things.
Yeah.
So it's just like...
So you don't know how they can go at the show.
And those, the two new things that we...
did were incredible.
Yeah, I feel like, I'm just going to say it.
None of these other podcasts can do what we do live.
I agree.
I don't know.
Our show is drastically better than everyone's.
Yeah.
But I didn't think that needs to be said.
No, I mean, sometimes it needs to be said, because a lot of people don't come to the show
so they don't know.
I get it.
So if you get a chance to come to the show, come see us kick-ass.
Kick-ass.
And separate ourselves from the rest of these podcasts.
They can't do what we do.
What's our last stops?
We have a show coming up this Friday.
We're in Seattle at the Neptune Theater, Friday, December 9th.
Followed by the Regent Theory in LA, Wednesday, December 14th.
And then we end this tour for 2022.
Get your khakis.
And cold Boston at the Wilbur Sunday, December 18th.
Get your tickets now.
Tickets are still available.
Some tickets are still available for these shows.
There's a whole bunch of tickets still left for Seattle.
I think we're going to hand those out.
Hand those out when we get to Seattle.
The street team?
No, we're going with the baby strategy all the way.
Two for one.
I'm honestly looking forward to Seattle, though.
I am too.
Because I like, I like,
I like when you are not, you don't really
sell in a market and you go there.
I think, I like to.
I don't really like that, but I see what you're saying.
No, no, no.
I mean, not.
I don't like that.
I don't like that it's not sold out yet.
But I do like the fact that we're kind of,
we're new to that market.
Yeah.
We're not really out there like that list.
So let's hit the ground running Thursday.
Let's do some street teamwork.
Let's fucking hit the, put a couch in the mall and just like,
hang out at the local of Starbucks.
Kiosk.
You know what I mean?
Play some Nirvana.
Yeah, man.
Let's hit the,
let's hit the streets and fucking,
let's get about 100 more people in the venue by Friday.
But regardless who's going to,
whoever will be there,
we'll have an amazing time.
It's going to be a question.
Absolutely.
No, we're going to have fun in Seattle.
I'm really looking forward to that.
Well, that's where we fucked up.
We're doing remakes of juice and paid and phone and shit.
We need to just remake Frazier.
Yeah.
And we would have sold out in Seattle.
Or it's wild.
Should we put them all in Whiteface?
Yeah.
I think that would work.
That won't work.
Wasn't there a dog, too, in Fraser?
that look like
Basley
You guys aren't white
Me and my mom watch
Frazier
We still have some merch left
I think
If y'all want to get
The last few pieces
But it's pretty much gone
At new Rorymall.com
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All remaining pieces
There's literally only
Maybe a handful
of hoodies and t-shirts
left in a couple hats
But new drop
coming real soon
Now that we got this merch
Out of the way
So yeah man
Julius coming out
Was cool
Yeah
I could tell
his agent got to him
and was like, listen, don't say anything about Jerry Jones or the Jews.
Or Chris Paul.
Oh, Chris Paul.
Julius was great because we asked him all the questions he couldn't answer and he didn't answer
them perfectly.
Exactly.
Just sat there and was like, nah.
Great job.
He did a great job.
He just put his buddy up and started laughing.
He said, look at anybody with their phone out trying to catch me on ESPN.
I was like, yeah, I don't know, man.
I thought I was respectable with that situation because I have about 10,000 James
Dolan questions that I wanted to ask him.
Yeah, we could have definitely got into that a little bit.
James was fucking up New York City one year at a time.
Fucking James Dolan.
We had to compete with Siza and Kiki Palmer.
Well, not really compete.
They won.
But they did S&L on Saturday.
They did Siza, Kiki Palmer, S&L this weekend.
Sizz's album is coming Friday?
Thursday.
The night's.
She brought out the track list, which we can go through after.
But did you see any of the sketches or Kiki's...
I saw Kiki's up pregnancy reveal.
I saw that.
Congratulations to Kiki and her pregnancy reveal.
I saw the big boy monologue that Eddn has been raving about.
Yeah, I've been crazy.
He can relate.
That's his type as well.
Yeah, I had to give the shit off as soon as that big boy.
I need that big boy.
I need a...
Did you DJ that?
Would you at SNO this weekend?
No.
That's definitely going to his rotation, though, over the week.
Yeah, 100%.
He's going crazy on the DSPs with that.
Right afterbody.
Cizzo announced her album.
He needs a glade.
She released her track list for SOS, available on DSPs this week.
Well, this weekend.
Don Tolliver on this.
Don is working his ass, O'Neilliv.
Yeah.
Don Tolliver, Phoebe Bridgers, and ODB.
Travis Scott.
ODB features, is shocking.
Yeah, I'm curious to see what this is.
I wasn't expecting that.
And on a song called Forgiveness.
Featuring Old Dirty Bastard.
What a title.
That's definitely an interesting, interesting.
Look at the name of track 11.
Track 11 is...
Smoking on my ex-pack.
Oh, God.
There's gonna be way too many fucking captions in this album.
Is this what...
Ready to Maris?
Is this like Sizz's album where she's like...
That's not really my vibe.
I mean,
smoking on my ex-pack?
Look at the back-to-back, track two and three.
14 is more my-five.
Kill Bill, she can destroy.
I like Kill Bill.
Gone, girl.
Is she gonna get in her murder bag?
All these titles look like...
Jesus.
Great movies.
Like I'm saying, she never takes any accountability.
I don't see one song on here that could possibly.
even say, hey, maybe I'll take some accountability.
Not even shirt?
We heard that song.
Number 21, she, she, track 21, she gets right to it.
She let you know how she's feeling about you.
I hate you.
It's a good record.
It's a great record already.
What do you think FZF is an acronym for?
Fuck.
SPS.
I'm due with the Z.
That's it?
Edd was stuck.
That's all I got.
Zebras free?
Face to face.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
That's a good question.
I love fucking face to face.
Or friend to foe.
I don't know.
Oh, friend to foe.
Oh, that's good.
Who you're with?
Do you all see the title of...
Friend or foe, 2022?
Track 14 is nobody gets me.
Oh, my God.
I can't wait to slice my wrist in the bathtub,
listening to that.
Okay, maybe you shouldn't do that.
What's so funny about...
Siza is that she makes music saying that she is so unrelatable and doesn't know how she feels.
And literally everyone relates to everything that she says.
And I love the fact that this track list, the background of this is her crawling out of mud with her ass crack out.
Art is just, you know.
She got it out of the mud.
No, she got it out of the mud.
I would get her out the mud.
I would have helped her.
Brought her the safer lands.
I don't say safer lands to me ever.
Okay.
No, I'm just saying.
Look at the picture behind the track list.
She's getting it out the mud, obviously.
23 records.
That's a lot.
That's not what I was expecting from someone that usually puts out projects.
What if it's a quick, 23?
I mean, a lot of the leaks and stuff she puts out sometimes are like a minute long.
Yeah.
So I could see that.
If it's 23 tracks and it's only like an hour and three minutes.
Yeah.
That's not bad.
I expected some more features.
Yeah, I did too.
I'm not mad at that.
Yeah, I'm happy there.
I'm not familiar with Phoebe.
Maybe I am.
Who is Phoebe Bridgers?
I'm not.
Are you familiar, Rory?
Not the slightest clue.
No idea.
I'm not sure who that is.
It sounds familiar though for some reason.
She does like, I mean, I don't want to say like white music, but.
Oh, so they're about to be on there getting their, getting their toxic shit off.
She's like she got something.
She's like, she's like, she's like, she's a guitar.
She plays guitar.
Like, she's like very, I don't want to call her white scissor.
I don't want to be careful for that, but.
White scissors.
But like, the crossover makes sense.
Oh, she's the whizzer.
Got it.
Hey.
Hey, I don't take it right out my mouth.
Hey, yo.
She's a.
Jojo Pellegrino.
Yeah, the white person in Lutein?
Yeah, she's the wizard.
But she does look like one of those white girls that does like covers on YouTube
with acoustic guitar.
So I'm sure it'll be a good song.
I mean, she's going to smoke that.
I bet you that song is one of the best songs on an album that are we talking about it like that.
Listen, white chicks with blonde hair do make some pretty good depressing music.
Amazing depression music.
Yeah, I can see it in her eyes.
She's lost.
Yeah.
She's lost.
She's probably happily.
She looks great right there.
She looks like she could be in the Adams family.
Oh, she's married.
Her boyfriend is Paul, what's his name?
Mescal.
Paul Meskall.
I love his drinks.
I like Meskall.
Oh, they're engaged.
Well, congrats to those two.
I'm looking forward to this project.
We've been waiting for this Cizzer album for a while and it's finally on this way.
And she looked great on S&L.
I love Cizzo, man.
When is she doing a show?
I need a show in New York.
I've never seen Cizzer, no while.
I've seen her live before she, her career took off and is where it is now.
But I have one of those.
Yeah, I haven't seen her live in some years.
It's been a while.
You saw her at SOBs when she was going by Salonj for whatever her name is.
I don't think it was, I don't think it was S-O-B.
Salon.
I don't think it was Esau.
Salonge.
It was close to Salon.
I knew it was something.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Remember Drake went to see the show and said she was a natural after control.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He said he just put up on scissors.
She's a natural brush.
The album is platinum.
Like, I think everybody's read.
It's a classic.
Well, scissors of our album, SOS, available this weekend on your DSPs.
Download that, please.
Oh, wait.
So our LA show is going to be after, right?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, we're going to have to get into some sad talk.
You ready to cry in the green room?
For sure.
Damn.
You ready to cry to, Julia?
And we've been on a good music in the green room lately.
and this is about to bring the whole mood down.
We should just do a segment at the LA show
with just bringing women on stage
to just tell us all their problems
via each Cizzer record.
Yeah, how do you relate to this track?
Yes.
Well, while y'all are playing that,
I'll be playing Metro Boomin's Heroes and Villain's
Fire.
I feel like, and I was telling you in the green room,
I felt like a hater after I listened to it.
Did I have Metro Boomer fucked up?
Yes.
I don't know if you hadn't fucked up,
but I just think you didn't.
You only recognized him for one type of sound, I think.
Yeah, I never disliked Metro Boomin, but he just did so much with Future to me that sounded exactly the same.
I feel, I get that.
Maybe had him fucked up and I'm going to apologize.
Yeah.
And then this, I mean, granted, it's a similar sound because it's one producer, but he's getting his shit off production wise on this album.
Oh, do you?
No, this album is.
I'm sorry.
I had Metro Woman fucked up.
I didn't have him fucked up, but this album is a lot better than I anticipated it.
I know Metro is obviously talented and he has a bunch of fucking hits to his name and the few.
features were, you know, some of the best artists, but just the cohesiveness of the album,
the feel, the vibe.
I mean, Morgan Freeman talking on the intro.
Was that through that app, though?
I feel like I thought Morgan Freeman did so many rap albums, and I found out it was like
a feature you could use in Pro Tools.
Yeah.
Like, I swore Morgan Freeman narrated the Waleigh breakup song video.
And then I was like, oh, you can do that on your computer.
They had Morgan narrate on one of the Savage Mode.
Savage Mode, too.
He did some.
I would imagine they had a somewhat of relationship with him from that.
How much do you think it cost Morgan Freeman to say those five words?
I don't feel like there's a real price.
I think he does that for free because you couldn't afford him if you had to actually pay him to do that.
Yeah.
There's nowhere.
I think he definitely got paid for it, though.
I don't know how you pay Morgan Freeman for that, but he got paid for that.
I mean, he got something.
Morgan Freeman makes me feel like
Shawshank made me want to do prison time
It looked like such a great experience
Look at this gentle man taking care of everyone
Yeah like if I had him
I could do 40 years too
Yeah
I was actually like wait why is Andy leaving
He's got a great life there with Morgan
When we went in Philly for the Made in America Festival
And Don Tolliver performed before Bad Bunny
Curved our interview
I said
I said that you know Don had
really, I think he gained a whole
bunch of new fans because his set that
Made in America was so fucking crazy.
And then in front of all of those people that obviously were waiting for
Bad Bunny, but
Don is on a run with these features now.
Yeah.
Like, he has some of the best features of the year, I think.
He's the standout on the Metro album to me.
Yeah.
I think he has the best features and records on there.
Don Tolliver is, I'm happy that, you know,
he's getting these looks and is kicking ass like this
because I think his talent is insane.
I think he's one of the most slept
on artists.
I think his album was the last year he put out his album.
I thought that was one of the best albums of the year last year.
He just keeps to himself.
He doesn't talk to shit.
I think that's where people get it fucked up.
Because even at Made in America, I love Don Toler.
I didn't know that he would be main stage.
Everyone would know every fucking word to every single song type of artist, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, he really kicked ass out at Made in America.
I was happy that he got that look.
But yeah, these features that he's been doing as of late,
he's really really kicking ass man I'm happy for Don Tolliver because I think him being
first of all assigned to Travis and then working with Travis writing with Travis I think he
kind of gets lost in that because Travis is such a fucking superstar you're saying Travis steals
all his good shit that's what you're saying I think that's what you just said no I think they
collabing right they collide oh my bad they collab yeah but I'm happy to see don't
tally were getting these looks and and carving his own way and making his presence felt man
because Don Tyler was super talented.
Again, one of the best projects I think he had last year.
And like you said, Rory, his, his, his tracks on this Heroes and Villains album, he performed.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm really happy for Don.
He's, he's one of those artists that I'm looking forward to in 20203 of really, really, like, setting itself apart from everybody else.
I thought Julian was going to relapse in the green room once the weekend song came on.
Creeping.
I thought he was about to pull an eight ball out.
I was going nuts.
That's a good sample.
That's a great record to do drugs, too.
Every record that The Weekend does is a good record.
Creep him and when that beat comes in?
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean.
I was going to ask, do you think Don't Tyler?
That's probably the only song I may skip on this album.
Really?
The Weekend album?
Yeah.
The weekend song?
What?
I mean, I have that song.
I don't need the weekend to sing it.
Hater.
Yeah.
Hater.
You're a hater.
I just don't need him to sing.
It's a good sample.
I don't want to know.
like, Mario's still alive and doing fine.
21's verse on that's great too, though.
Yeah.
But I was going to ask, do you think?
It's like seven samples.
It's the sample of the sample,
and then the beat is a sample of another sample,
sampled by a sample.
I just, I have all 14 records that are in that song.
Yeah, but it's Metro.
Tell them again, Edin.
It's modern hip hop.
It's modern hip hop.
Yeah.
That's what the whites are saying about Harlem.
Noha.
Noha.
Noha, ha.
Noha, North Harlem.
So, bro.
Somebody first said that to me, I was like, excuse me?
me? Yeah. Oh, you're a noha.
So, bro. I was like, no, I'm on Linux.
Fuck is a noah.
I'm on Linux ad. What do you say?
I was going to ask, do you think Don Tolliver's
Ascension could be due in part to what happened to
Travis and he kind of had to tuck away and get out the way for a minute
so they could just push him more to the forefront?
To push. Wait, what's your question?
Because of what happened to Travis at AstroWorld, do you think
that they had to take a break, clear the runway for Don to kind of be
the frontman for
Cactus track.
I think that Don took advantage of that.
I think he filled that gap and let people know that he was, you know, he was still here
and that he had just this immense talent.
Like I really don't understand how more people didn't give his album praise that he put out last shit.
I thought that album was fired.
But again, I'm just happy that he's getting these looks and people are starting to pay more attention to Don Tolliver because he's super fucking dope, man.
Yeah.
I agree.
Does Metro tour this?
And how does he tour it?
How does that work?
Take down on the road, I'm sure.
Even if you did like just major markets and not like a full-blown tour.
It'd be expensive, but you could...
I don't know if Metro can move the weekend around like that, though.
The weekend is not going to be on the same.
I'm just going to let you know.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
But if I'm Metro, absolutely, you tore this album.
This is a great album, man.
This is a really, really dope project.
Yeah.
Again, I always knew that Metro was dope.
But just the sound and, you know, the features, everybody performed really well on this project,
aside from the weekend, according to Roar.
He didn't like that song.
He's a hiter.
He performed it great.
It's the fucking weekend.
But you just don't want it.
I get it.
I just don't want that sample.
But salute to Metro Boomin, again, this was a rough year from him.
Tragically, he lost his mom, you know, and obviously he was working on this project.
So for him to be able to complete this project and get it out after all he's been through this year.
Got to salute Metro Boomer just for that alone.
So Salute.
to Metro,
prayers,
continue prayers
and strength to you
and your family.
And thank you
for this heroes
and villains
project to end the year.
This is a super,
super dope project.
You felt more like a
hero or a villain
after it.
You know,
Rory's different days
for different feelings,
I think.
Some days I feel like a hero
and some days I
wake up and I just want
to watch it all burn to hell.
Yeah.
Damn.
You know what I mean?
So today I feel like a hero today,
though.
Okay.
I feel like a hero.
You're my hero.
Yeah,
thank you,
Eddie.
Thank you.
Oh,
we know Rory's not.
I voted for,
Demaris put me in the exit row in the flight.
So yeah, I'm a hero.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You don't feel like a hero anytime you send the exit row?
You're a girl?
Oh, shit.
That's about responsibility.
I feel like everybody should walk past me and, like, kind of salute me once I'm in the exit row.
Yeah.
And if you think about...
We should put them all in, like, soldier gear.
At the exit row?
Yeah.
And so people feel like they need to...
I have a really good eye for all of the, like, air marshals that are on flights.
Why?
Well, that's because you know how to identify an undercover.
Absolutely.
I get it.
They have their local team cap on.
And you know what the walk someone has when they have a gun on their way.
Yeah, I was going to say it's not the chunky belt line.
It just looks unnatural.
Yeah, right?
Just look at them and tell.
It's absolutely no bags at all.
Like, what this guy doing?
A day trip to L.A.?
Yeah.
I'm like, you're the one with the gun on you, sir.
I know.
And I love the way they vet you to sit in the exit row.
Like, it's a process.
That's why I feel so good.
They're like, yo, can you do this?
And then you're like, yeah.
And then they keep walking.
They don't test you.
Nothing.
They don't do anything like, are you capable of doing?
Of course, I got it.
If we go down, I'm the first one.
You don't even take the iPod out.
You sit me in the exit row.
You best believe if this shit start going down,
I'm the first nigga off of this plane.
You can believe that.
And I'm taking my bag with me.
Absolutely.
I think about that often.
They really tell you, you're not.
I'm taking my laptop.
That's not sinking.
Into the water?
Yeah.
I hold the bag up.
In the water?
I saw Captain Sully or whatever his name was.
you could be on the wing and just hold this shit up like this.
Laptop like this.
Well, his nose is right above the fucking water.
All the stems are on here.
I was going to say, if it goes down and Roy can push the album.
They keep asking for the album.
It's the only copy of it.
What a perfect excuse to get out of the album.
Hey, listen.
There you go.
You saw me on the wing.
Yeah, flight went down.
I'm still here.
Couldn't save the album.
Fuck it.
Good morning America hosts are temporarily pulled.
We talked about this on the last episode.
And I said that it's fucked up that everybody was kind of shitting on them
because I said, well, what if they're separated?
I didn't see people shitting on them.
I did see a funny tweet that said,
imagine outing your husband as a cheater
and everyone replies with,
well, you can't deny their chemistry.
Everyone's pulling that shirt up like, yeah,
they look pretty happy.
ABC News has temporarily benched.
Good Morning America, three co-anchors.
Wait, it was the third.
Well, I think this is the third installment of hosts.
I think that's what I was about to say.
TJ Holmes and third wheelback.
While the networking president,
Kim Godwin figured out what the next step should be
in the wake of a tabloid report revealing a personal relationship between the anchors.
Godwin announced the move on ABC's Monday morning editorial call.
I want to say that while the relationship is not a violation of company policy,
I really have taken the last few days to think about and work through what I think is best for the ABC News Organization.
Per a source who was on the call, these decisions are not easy.
They are not knee jerk.
Ew.
But they are meat jerk.
Yeah.
And they are necessary for the brand.
Info priority, which you guys know are all of.
is the people here at ABC.
This is a terrible business move.
Listen, if these two were both separated,
I should have kept them on air.
Who cares?
You had two people that have amazing chemistry.
Now there's a story behind it.
I'm going to wake up and watch Good American America
when I never was going to do.
I would have definitely tuned in to watch
more in America now if these two
were still on there.
But look at that, ABC.
It's the chemistry you look for it.
You lost a viewer.
I'm not watching this now.
Well, you weren't the viewer.
They didn't add a viewer.
I would have watched it.
I would have watched it.
I want to see T.J. and Amy.
Bring back T.J. and Amy.
And T.J. and Amy, if ABC don't want you, bring back 106 in Park.
Let T.J. and Amy host 106 in Park.
I bet the ratings will be through the roof.
You can smack her some sugar right after the commercial break.
Smack her some sugar.
What?
Smack her some sugar mean?
That's not like some old school player.
Like, what does that mean?
Kiss.
Well, mall's old.
It's better than knee jerking them on there.
You was rolling with knee jerk, demeris?
You like that one?
No.
But knee jerk, you know, is from this century.
I didn't know what the fuck.
Macers from this century.
New Jergers from the medieval times.
Have we ever seen any co-anchors like publicly fucking?
Well, getting caught, no.
No.
I really think that'd be great TV.
Oh, I'm sure it's happened.
But I think that's a.
Yeah, I heard these circumstances, yeah.
Listen, Free and AJ were great, but if we found out they were fucking and holding hands.
He wasn't a fan of Free?
Or you just, AJ wasn't really your type.
No, I hope Free wasn't fucking.
AJ.
Why?
Hey, that would have just ruined like a whole month.
Like imagine them holding hands during freestyle Friday.
It'd be amazing.
Ooh.
First of all, holding hands while niggas is battling is fucking insane.
And that's, that's not funny.
But that's some bullshit because y'all like couples for like 2.5 business days and then
eventually everybody gets tired of it.
Like people are now tired of Jay Z and Beyonce like.
Who's tired of them?
A lot.
So many people complain about them doing songs together and all of that shit.
What was the last thing they did a song to do?
Well, they haven't been that long.
They just released the whole album.
Well, they only tore together now.
They only did not.
They're only going to go a long time ago.
It's a little while ago.
But people were complaining about it.
Y'all don't remember that?
No.
They were saying they were tired of the Beyonce and Jay Z fucking.
Like even when she was coming out with her album, they were like, please leave Jay Z off of it.
I definitely saw that.
Yeah.
Like, people got, people get tired of them.
They don't want them to make music together.
You said what?
They don't want them to make music together.
They said they get tired of it.
God forbid too great to make music together.
Yeah.
I'm never complaining ever.
I mean, it makes sense that they tore together.
They both have projects.
I think from this point forward,
they're only going to tour together.
I don't think Beyonce and Jay go on tour without each other at this point.
They get to take the whole family on the road.
So, I mean...
Five Nation pays for it.
Yeah.
That's great.
Be prepared for more verses together.
Yeah.
And more songs together because they're not going anywhere.
So, yeah, TJ and Amy, listen, man.
You know, continue dating.
Continue being in love, if that's the case.
Let Love win.
Yeah, ABC.
What are y'all doing over there?
like why are y'all getting in between love
like don't stop the love well they're saying
that he had a relationship with one of
another co-worker at that same
job I told everybody thought I was
he's a handsome guy
winner takes all yeah so what do you want to do he's walking around
the fucking green room he's getting his coffee in the morning
you know he runs he looks like he takes a city bike to work
he's in shape I mean well we know the liberal bastard
that ABC is I think it's another ploy for the Democrats
to tear apart a household
the liberal bastards
they were trying to liberal bastard that they
mixed couples and they tore it down.
Yeah, they're trying to separate the household.
Yeah.
They hate the nuclear family.
Yes.
Save their children.
Nuclear family.
They said this relationship started when they were both training.
Nuclear families are just as toxic.
When they were both training for the New York City Marathon, they said that's when the romance started.
How else, come on.
You're training, you're up late, you got to wake up early.
Sweat together.
You got to push each other, keep each other motivated.
She's in spandex.
Come on, you can do it.
You know, one more mile.
He's in spandex.
He's probably there rooting on.
You fall in love like that.
What do you want me?
Come on.
Get out of the way of love, ABC.
Perfect excuse in the gym.
Oh, TJ and Amy, we're rooting for you.
We hope that y'all are back on Good Morning America.
If not, we'll watch Gabrielle Union and Boosie.
Good Morning America.
Now, there's a co-host that we need to happen.
We need to see Gabriel Union and Boosey host.
Good Morning America.
I guarantee you this will be the most ratings in TV history.
And the quickest firing in TV history.
quickest the quickest cancellation in TV history.
Gabrielle Union called out LoBousie for mentioning her stepdaughter.
Is it Zadaya?
Zaya.
Zeta.
Zeta.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Zaya Wade and Little Nazex.
I understand what Gabrielle Union was coming from because she echoed the sentiments of a lot of people.
Like, Boosie, why does this bother you?
why are you so concerned if somebody is gay?
And I think it got,
I think Boosie's thing wasn't so much.
It may be, it happened so long ago.
I don't know if it was the gay thing or if it was the trans thing.
I think that's what I remember Boosey being like,
why would you allow a young kid to make a decision like this?
I'm not sure if it was so much that the kid was gay.
I think it was more so the trans thing that I remember Boosey being
upset about. But Boosie responded either way. He says,
the whole world know I love women and the whole world know your
husband love Dick. I hope you don't think blacks look at y'all like a
power couple. They don't. I have refused to talk about y'all in interviews
and here you go. Go bang him with that dildo that baby deep balled in the
spaghetti pot and wait on the script. He's a little white girl. That is very specific.
We called her a white girl. Wait, he called Gabrielle Union a little white girl?
He's referring to people saying that Garrio Union,
takes like these super like proper token black girl roles in movies I guess I don't know
which is such a lie but whatever yeah but um either way I want to see these two on Good Morning
America what do you remember seeing any white people at East Compton High yeah yeah no
and bring it on we're bringing on yeah yeah I vote I vote if we don't get TJ and Amy
let's get Bousie and in and Gabrielle where do we go with this all right Bucie has been
saying some wild fucking things about their kids about gay people
people in general.
Lil Nas X.
Boosie's been fucking wilding.
But that's because everyone
keeps replying to Boosy.
Yeah.
Like the whole Lil Nas X thing became a thing
because Lil Nas X replied.
Boossey's just going to keep going back and forth
and saying
less publicly correct things about your transgender
children if you continue down this route.
We always get...
I'm sure he's filming with Vlad right now
with no edits.
Do we think Boussey gets a...
He gets paid from doing Vlad?
He's on Vlad a lot.
I don't know.
I'm sure he gets paid.
People,
forget and fail to realize like
Boosie's a murder. Like I'm just not, I don't
go to him for like my most progressive use.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop right there.
Gabriel Union tweeted, reminder, I got raped
at work at a payless shoe store.
I had on a long tunic and leggings
submits me with dressed modestly shit.
This is an old tweet from 2017.
I did not know that
Gary O'Union got raped. I never knew that.
Yeah. She, she, I think
it came out when her book came out.
So it's 2017.
She let people know that, yeah.
That's fucking unfortunate.
Jesus Christ.
That's fucking, ah.
What do you think Boosie's gay?
No, I don't think Boosie's gay.
I think Boosey is just...
He talks about dicks a lot, man.
Boosie is just...
I think that Boosie is just one of those, you know, when you grow up in the South
and you're not in one of these, you know, these cities where there's so many different cultures and ethnicities and you're not privy to, like...
Growing up in New York, we've seen gay relationships.
I'm entire.
go downtown to Soho, the village, you know what that neighborhood is about.
Catch a train with the fellas.
Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't bother you.
You grow up around it, it's not, but Abusi is from the south, from the hood.
No, their mentality is just, look, it's either straight or it's nothing.
You know, that's just what it is, either heterosexual or nothing.
That's just who Bussey is.
But again, this is old.
I don't really care about or even know why people even still.
are concerned with gay, straight.
Who cares?
Love who you love.
It doesn't affect you.
It affects Boosy, though.
It doesn't affect your family.
I don't care what nobody else is doing with their dick or vagina.
I'm only concerned about my dick.
Just make sure you boil it.
Just make sure you, yeah.
That's the only time I'm concerned.
Jesus.
Well, in pre-pro, Moll was telling me.
Pre-Pro.
We disagreed on the fact he said it was wrong for Gabby to say what she said.
and that calling Boosie undercover was wrong.
Well, implying that he was undercover was wrong.
Well, do you think he was, because she was implying it as an attack?
Like, now you gay.
I don't think she was implying.
She was using it as an attack, I feel.
And I feel like that's, I understand why.
I understand she's upset.
I understand she's tired of Boosie saying things that he said in the past about her family and things like that.
But I still feel like Gabby was you using, oh, you got dicks on your mind a lot.
Or you got mad dicks on your mind a lot.
on your mind, whatever she said, I feel like that's kind of, she kind of used that as,
she's weaponizing that as, it's like an attack on somebody's sexuality.
Or saying, live your truth.
Or she could have just said that.
Like, Bousie, live your truth.
Why does anybody else what they're doing matter to you?
Why are you so concerned?
Just live your truth.
Has she said that, cool.
But when you imply that someone has dick on their minds and they may be undercover,
they may be down, they may be gay, it's kind of weaponizing it.
that's kind of defeating the purpose of what this whole thing is about of sexual freedom anyway.
That's what this is all about.
Her child or stepchild wants to be who they want to be sexually.
Great, be that.
So if Bousie does have dick on his mind, if he does, if he is down low undercover, what does it matter?
Be free.
Be your sexual, be your free self sexually.
And I think that's, and I'm saying a lot of people are echoing with those same sentiments of saying like,
It feels like Gabby kind of, you know, tried to attack him with the, you may be gay yourself type of thing.
I just think I understand that she was upset and I'm pretty sure now going back,
listening to that she's probably that damn.
I shouldn't have said it like that.
But I disagree.
I think she should have tripled down on that.
If you keep talking about my stepdaughter that ain't none of your fucking business, is there something you want to tell us?
Because you will not shut up about that.
I think you might be gay, sir.
Say that, but you can't say, but you can't say that.
Well, he has a lot to say about what they should do with their child.
But that's not weaponized a sexual.
She didn't say, I think you might be gay as an insult.
She's saying as, I think you might be gay.
Like, why does she have to change it to, is there something you want to tell us?
No, directly, you keep worrying about my daughter's penis that she's trying to get rid of.
Yeah, but she's using that as an attack on him.
But that's because he attacks everybody.
I understand that.
So if she would have said it to you or you, then yes, maybe she's using gay as an attack.
But when you're saying it's somebody who's so anti-gay is just kind of ironic.
She's still using it as an attack.
Even if somebody's anti-gay.
She's still using it as an attack.
While I do understand why she did, I get it.
She's fed up.
She's upset.
She's like, yo, enough is enough.
This is my family.
Stop talking about my family.
I get that part.
But she still used those words and it came across in a weaponizing type of way.
And that's my only thing.
And again, the bottom line of the shit is who is stupid.
Should we correct Boosie first before we correct?
But we spoke about this years ago when Boosey first spoke about doing Wade's kids.
we said, yo, like, why does it matter?
Like, let people be who they want to...
Bro, it's 2020.
We're going into 2023.
And people are still talking about who's gay, who's trans, who's this, who's the...
I don't give a fuck.
Let people be who they want to be, love who they love, sex who they want to have sex with.
It doesn't matter to me.
It doesn't...
And why does it matter to anybody else?
I can't believe that this is still a conversation.
It does not matter.
Let people be with who they want to be with as long as...
as it's consenting adults.
That's all.
Hear that,
Belantiaga?
I feel like because Moll says that so much,
that maybe he does think about how other people fucking does care.
Me?
Yeah.
Bring it up.
Are you going to bring it up?
Are you shaking with outrage right now?
No, I actually feel bad that you don't think about how I fuck.
I feel left out.
No, I wish you would be more concerned.
Bro, the last thing I'm thinking about is your red ass up in the air.
Why is his ass in the hair?
So you have thought about it.
I think I think...
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
You just threw up in your mouth a little bit?
Yeah, I did too when I thought about that.
I mean, you know, sometimes I go to nude beaches and don't put enough SPF on my cheeks.
Have you guys ever been to a new beach?
No.
And I hear they're overrated.
There's nothing but old people out of shape.
It depends on where you go.
Really?
Really, Julian.
Because people that I know that go to nude beaches tell me that same.
thing. It's like not a bunch of IG chicks around.
It's a bunch of old, wrinkly people.
For the most part, that's the case. But you can go
to, if you're not on the touristy stuff
and you go to, like, where the people that live
there kind of hang.
It's just normal people.
Like, you know how we, like, not really a bad example?
Because no one in L.A. goes to the beach.
But, like, say if you and your friends were to do a beach
day kind of thing. And like...
Like in the Hudson. Sure. Yeah.
You know. They're building a beach. Mid-20s.
Is that the Westside? FDR.
It's on the east side. FDR. They're building a
Beach in Brooklyn, too.
Brooklyn and Queens on the East River.
They're building beaches?
Yeah.
You know the...
I would never in my fucking life go to a beach in New York City.
Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
I'll do that.
I'm sure.
Been to Orchard Beach before.
That's...
But that's...
The Bronx.
Yeah, but that's like...
Georgia Beach.
I'm talking about the water that's like in the middle of like...
Like you can still see the towers?
Yeah, let's just like...
You can't see the tower.
No, man.
No.
we can't dip in that water.
Orchard is a little different.
It's a little further out.
It's a little, you know, going towards a turtlenecks bay.
What is that?
Turtle next bay.
I had a photo shoot there once.
It's always a name like that.
Turtle next bay.
Damaris and Julian.
What are you saying?
You want to say it on.
No, we were talking about the beaches.
Oh, okay.
Which beaches?
I love beaches.
He said he went to Rockaway.
For the first time.
That's a good beach.
I swam a Rockaway Beach.
I bike there.
It was like a bucket list thing.
Jones Beach is the best beach.
Look at his bucket list.
He wants to bike to rock away.
way. Can we see the list?
Yeah, what else is on your bucket list?
If that's what you're going to see was next.
Yeah, what else was like a fancy?
It's a fucking underachiever.
I want a bike to a rockaway beach and, you know, catch the low tide coming in.
It's like 25 miles one way.
It's a great ride.
Pause.
I see you on a tandem bike with Edin, the two of you guys.
Why?
I got to be in this.
Whatever the shit is called.
Tamden bike.
What's the one with a two shit?
Tamdom.
Mandom.
Mandom.
That's what's called.
Tamdom bike.
Tandon.
A tandon bike?
Yeah.
Yeah, say, right.
That's some pansy shit right there.
Two dudes riding a bike together?
The tandem?
The tandem?
The tandem?
The tandem?
Nah, dog.
You better have your girl on the back or something like that.
You can't have...
You know that if me and you were on a tandem bike in Central Park and somebody caught a video that they would be like, oh, look at this lovely couple.
Boosie would be...
Bousie would be shiris.
He would be shaking with outrage.
Like, come on, dog.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Y'all could have got two separate bikes, man.
Boosie wants to fucking break all
tandem bikes.
That's what's wrong with this country if you think about it.
Boosey definitely wants to break all tandem bikes.
Boosey definitely wants people to sit.
He don't want like two men sitting together on a flight.
Like, come on, dog.
Come on, man.
Imagine being that bothered.
Literally walking around the world.
Just by existing
I love boozy, man
That nigga need a fucking TV show
He needs a hug
He needs a hug
He needs some pussy
Or some dick
Oh, you know
Wow
Anyways tell us more about
This bucket list of yours
Yeah
There's no, no
That was just
I bought a bike
That's the only thing on there
Yeah
There's no like
There really is no literal list
What's on your bucket of this baby D?
Me?
Yeah
Baby D if you had 24 hours
to live
Would you let three or four
of dudes that you really like
run train on you?
I don't know.
How did I know?
You was gonna go like that.
No, mall.
No.
No.
If you had 25 hours to live?
What do you mean?
Why not?
You wouldn't let like Morris Chestnut.
Michael B. Jordan.
Michael B.
Jordan.
Michael B.
He's not my type.
Okay.
So who's your type?
Huskier.
Huskier.
T. Grizzly.
Who's your type?
He just said T. Grizzly.
Right?
Anthony Anderson.
It's a good.
Morris chestnut and T.
Grisley?
You're showing range.
Yeah.
Get all the fucking men out the way.
I wouldn't be interested in getting a train run on me now.
Who's your, who's your, who's your, who's your, who's your Hollywood, like,
oh, my God. Oh, my man, my man, my man.
Cedric.
I have a couple of them.
Coffy.
Who's Coffy?
Who's that?
I'm probably saying that wrong, but.
Who's your crush?
Can't even say his name right?
Coffey, yeah, but everybody knows Coffey.
The girls know Coffey.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, shout out to Coffey.
Jackson Avery from Gray's Anatomy.
Well, we know Dempson, you already blew that.
So is he off to listen?
Oh, that's his actual name.
No, that's his name on Gray's Anatomy.
I can't remember his real name.
Jesse Williams.
Jesse Williams, yes.
So, so, so, so Kofi and Jesse.
If you had 24 hours to live, you wouldn't let them Eiffel Tower with you?
No, mall.
What if it was on the set of Grey's Anatomy?
I think, I think, shut.
Like he was in the road.
Where I go to hell.
Like on that hospital bed with a deli paper.
I think, you know.
Why do they make a sit on deli paper?
It's right me over to fucking.
sandwich to go. So waxy. Yeah,
I hate that stuff. Oh my gosh. So we have to
sit on that when women, when we get waxes, like
that's what we lay on to get waxed.
And like when you're getting wax, you're like sweating.
So you like get up and like the fucking
fucking dead peppers like stuck to your ass.
Like when you ask for oil on your sub.
Great time. Oil on your sub.
Oil on your sub. Who's the third? Who's
the third? Yeah, who's the third?
Yeah, a little oil and vinegar on there?
Salt pepper. The works.
Tramante Rhodes. The works.
Tramante Rose. What would Boozy
call you if you walked into a deli and said let me get the works.
He'd like, come on, dog.
Come on, man.
But anyway, no, I would not be interested in getting a train ran on me for my last day.
That is a wild request.
That's, like, what the fuck is wrong?
Think about the time efficiency.
If you've 24 hours, you're going to let all three of these guys take turns.
Why not just get it out of the way in one go?
I think y'all underestimate just how much I do not like men like that.
No.
Now, really?
I brought you.
Taylor.
We're outside.
We outside.
You was like, yo, y'all try to play me.
y'all brought right you just said you don't like men Taylor looks more like a man than these
niggas do nah don't that's crazy and I love Taylor Taylor Taylor she's you gotta piss off Gabby
yeah yeah yeah you got mad studs on your mind yeah what's up well all right what if Taylor showed up
like with the whole kit um boiled boiled up yeah my last thing on earth I just want to eat and be
with my family like cook for my family okay eat which women what are the three yeah which women you want
to eat top three women yeah which women yeah which women three women what is
y'all and we can google with them come on horny that's not it's boring come on give me one girl the three
i don't uh margot margot oh god uh margot robbie oh god oh god i love marg
jesus christ i didn't see that coming we can make this a pod thing she is all of us
a pod thing zoi cravitz got to be on there really what's wrong was you just like put that on
damaris i'm just i feel that's that your answer she swings both ways why are you putting up come on
doubt.
Now, Tessa Thompson.
Okay.
I don't know who that is.
You know who Tessa Thompson.
This chick's girl.
That's Elon Musk's daughter.
There you go.
Oh yeah.
I like Tesla.
That's the girl from Creed.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
She's fire.
I like her.
She's beautiful.
Who else?
Margo.
One more.
Oh, God.
I have a lot of girl crushes.
I'm trying to think of somebody in the music industry.
It's your last 24 hours.
You look like you want to show Chloe Bailey a few things.
Oh.
Oh.
Rory,
Let me teach you something, Chloe.
Like, seven in the morning.
It was no lie,
it was seven in the morning.
I was just waking up making a smoothie.
Chloe Bailey looks like she has an ugly cum face.
Oh my gosh.
I said orgasm face.
Orgasm face.
That's what we were thinking about.
7 o'clock in the morning, I swear to God.
You horny.
Who has a pretty orgasm face?
There's women that have the pretty orgasm face.
Oh, I know.
I don't know.
But you have,
but you have seen a chick, like,
sometimes they have wild orgasm faces.
it like you can't help but laugh when it's happening in your head.
And I feel like the way Chloe Bailey sings her covers on Instagram and like the way she makes
facial expressions when she hits certain notes, I just think her orgasm face is probably hilarious.
God, I love this girl.
This looks like Julian's type.
That is Julian's fucking type.
Are you kidding me?
She is.
How do we, okay, so Julian.
Yeah, Julie really wants to love.
Julian just looking bitches up.
I can't.
Julian, give us your three Hollywood crushes.
If you had 24.
before I was to live.
Which three women would you let just climb on top of you and have their way?
Give you the works.
My third is Taye Hecker.
Let me just say that.
Taye Hecker.
Tehacker to Coco Jones.
Put them in a group chair.
Yeah.
Tehacker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lechante.
Lechante.
Lachante?
That's her name.
I got to, I got to reach out to Tay.
I haven't spoken to Taye in a few years.
So Anna.
Anna de Armis?
Yeah, she's pretty.
She's great.
Okay.
So this is one.
Oh, this is in my three?
I don't know.
Just to keep the segment moving, sure.
Yeah.
She's wonderful.
Okay.
Let's go with two.
Just because we just dropped her name.
I'm on board with Margot Robbie.
Absolutely.
Pull her at what she looked like?
Margot is.
Margot from the woman from Wall Street.
Oh, she's fire.
That's just the Bay Ridge, baby.
No, that is not Margo.
Who is that old woman?
That was Margo, Frank.
I don't know who that is.
No, we're talking about Margo,
Robby is different.
Margo Robbie.
All right.
So far,
Julian's,
he's with the whites.
Definitely with the whites.
He's with the whites.
He's with the white.
Boy.
She's not.
She's parallel than Rory.
She's not even
abrasion ambiguous in the face.
She just looks like.
She's Cuban and Spanish.
Yeah.
So white Spanish and white Cuban.
She's literally Cuban and Spanish.
There's a reason they vote Republican.
She speaks like three fucking languages.
She grew up in Havana.
Yeah.
How much more do you need to convince you that she's not white?
She's definitely.
Her face.
That's a white woman.
All right.
Well, give us.
Give us an undeniable sister, though, is what we're saying.
He says Zoe Kravitz.
I would knock down Zendaya.
Okay.
That's not an undeniable sister.
That's not.
What?
I wasn't the one to say it.
I'm saying out of this conversation, but I wasn't going to be.
Yo, that's not an undeniable sister.
All right, Michelle Obama.
Wow.
See?
Just say you don't like black girls.
Just say you don't like black women.
Just say you don't like black women.
How did you find a way to say, I'm not racist?
I voted for Obama in a sexual.
No, Michelle, though.
Michelle, oh my God.
I'm not racist.
I'd fuck Michelle.
It's a two-fer.
Oh, my God.
Julian, I mean, sorry, Edin.
You?
Doja, Lado, Jesse Reyes.
Can we make fun of him for just...
He rehearsed that in the mirror.
He likes the...
Why is his okay?
I was...
You gotta hear, Rory.
He said...
He rehearsed that in the mirror.
He's been waiting to get that off me.
He said that shit real quick.
I was like...
I can't wait for him to ask me this.
I'm like, what would be my three?
Doja?
What does Doja do for you?
I don't know.
She's weird as fuck.
That's what I...
Oh, I think she's very pretty bad.
Can I add Georgia Smith?
You're not helping your case, bro.
Holy shit.
Oh my God.
You like the drakes of black women.
The drakes of black women.
They really don't knock down George Smith.
Julian, you really don't like black girls.
No.
That's not what I'm saying.
I was joking at first one.
You really don't like black women.
You did not give us one clear cut.
this is a black sister right here.
You didn't give us one.
Well, because we know some,
and I don't want to name someone
that we know.
You know how many black women we don't know?
Yeah, but I like the ones that I've met
that I'm like, ah, but I can't because we know.
I'm not going to name any of them.
They don't know.
They don't listen to the show.
I'll bleep it right now.
Go.
No.
Hey, Eddn, I'm blowing my nose.
Take the camera off from you right.
Oh, you don't want the camera on you?
All right.
All right, why can't you say the names?
They've been on this podcast?
We know them, some of them personally.
Okay, well, just say it.
I will then say them.
Just say one name.
I'm going to bleep it right now.
No.
He don't like black women.
He don't.
Y'all knew that already, though.
That's shit.
I love how you discredit.
Is he trying to push him on B Simone?
No.
You discredit fucking Anna for being literally from Cuba.
She's not black.
She's not black one.
Well, now you're pushing the narrative.
Because before it was the only white.
You name the names.
We didn't like, there's no narrative that was put.
No narrative.
I gave you the Florida named names.
You didn't name one black sister yet.
Your only black sister you named was.
our aunt Michelle Obama.
Like, what the fuck?
Give us one sister.
Just give us one.
Even if you don't think she's really pretty.
Just name one.
Sister.
You want me just name a black woman?
Yes.
Any black ones.
He's just, he don't even.
Viola Davis.
Yeah, James.
He said, oh, Oprah.
He's just trying to think.
This dude is crazy.
He's never thought about a black woman.
That's why this is so hard.
He can't think of names.
He doesn't like black woman.
He doesn't talk to black women.
And the only ones that he can think of are the ones that we know because he's
never met any other.
I want to know who you're talking about.
Me too.
Who do we know?
Like, you don't think, like, you don't think Lupita is, like, gorgeous.
Oh, she's mad pretty.
She's very pretty.
She's fine.
You gave me, you said three women.
I named three women.
I mean, I can't talk to them to know because a couple of boys.
And none of them was sisters.
I named a white one and two biracial.
So I can't talk to them.
She literally named the same as me.
Yeah, I named a white one.
We shared the white one.
And she named two biracial women.
But they know.
But in real life, I like dark skin women.
Yeah.
Everybody knows that.
So, like, I,
date dark skin women, they know that.
And we've only seen you with white bitches.
I've seen Demaris with dark skin
women. I have only seen you with skinny white
bitches. He doesn't like black
women. Hey, Eddie, put his
face right here and put
anti-black women over his face.
Hey, all you sisters out there,
Julian does not like y'all. He doesn't think y'all
should have the right to vote. He still
thinks y'all should sit at the back of the bus.
You said it
Bring him back, Julian
How did we undercover that just now?
Rory?
That's crazy.
Oh, I mean, I had been peeped it.
I didn't want to say it out loud.
No, he should have put me on.
Make me hip.
I didn't know that Julie didn't like black girl.
It was not white.
Who?
Yes, she was a blonde white chick.
She wasn't blonde.
Julie walks around with a brown paper bag.
She was like, he's right.
He's right.
He's right.
He does the brown paper bag test
to black women.
He's like,
with a brown.
With a white paper bag.
White plastic bag.
That lunch bag is way too dark for him.
He's like, ah, not my type, not my thing.
Julian's right, though.
She was Indian.
Thank you.
Who?
The girl in London?
She still wasn't black.
She still wasn't black.
All right.
The darkest woman you slept with, give us a comparison skin tone to a famous person.
Why is she got to be famous?
Just because the whole world would know what we're talking about.
Give us a comparison to me.
Yeah, she was dis-descuh.
Does that count?
Is that dark enough?
Damaris in the summertime or Demaris in the winter?
Demaris right now.
Fresh off of Mexico.
Fresh off of Mexico, DeMaris.
She didn't really get a...
She didn't really tan in Mexico.
That's how Julie was like.
That's my fault.
You're not.
Julian's like it's not my fault.
It's not black women.
Just how I was raised.
So they can't be darker to you.
Let's say they can't be darker than you.
No, that's not...
You're darker than me.
No, no.
Look at the self-hate in Julian's...
Have you?
He's raised...
You're darker than me.
You hate your mother, don't you?
Julia, you have slept with a...
My mom's white.
Ew.
So you love her.
So you love your mom because she's a white woman.
My mom is an extremely pale Lebanese woman.
Oh, my God.
But because she's Lebanese, you don't consider her white, right?
She's literally Lebanese.
She's as Middle Easton as they come.
Yeah, that's not white.
If the police were to pull her over, what would they think she was?
All right.
So we found out that Julian is a colorist.
He's not racist, but his dick is.
Yeah.
That's right.
No, wait.
Edin, are you a colorist?
I would say not.
You are?
I would say no.
Houston would say otherwise.
Why do you say that?
You went four nights in a row up until 4 a.m.
because you were surrounded by El Salvadorians, Mexicans, fucking...
Self-love.
I was brought to those places.
Like, people told me to go there.
I was like, oh, okay.
Have you ever had sex with a black woman?
Yeah.
A dark-skinned black woman.
Yeah.
We were dated one.
I guess.
Why did you make that face?
I mean, my girlfriend's dark skin.
Your girlfriend is not dark skin.
Kill him.
She's dark skin in the Dominican Republic, but in reality, she's not actually dark skin.
There's Africans in a Dominican Republic.
She's dark skin in my house.
She's dark skin than me?
I'm talking about my...
Edith.
A dark skin woman.
Edith, you're like a flower tortilla.
You mean a black woman.
He just told Eddard.
He looks like a flower tortilla.
I guess I do, right?
Edin and Julian are
You like you think Demaris is dark skin
That's how much of a color is you two are
Your girlfriend is darker than Damaris?
No
No so your girlfriend's not dark skin
We're like the same color
We're like the same color
Maris isn't dark skin she's brown skin
I'm not dark
But you have to understand
Edin is
Hispanic so to us
We are Latino technically
I am dark skin
She's black
You know their grandmother's
Purefiter race
Yeah
Thank God Moll and I are just amazing people
Yeah.
Yeah, you're great.
Not like the rest of you guys.
And me.
You're fucking angel.
Fuck out of here.
They tried to call me a color.
Remember that?
I do remember.
Who called?
When did they try to call your colors?
From fake retweets off the Twitter.
Yeah.
I was like, if y'all could just go through some of these videos I have in my phone.
Ugh.
I am a man.
You just exploit dark women is what you're saying.
No, I love.
I love.
Dark women.
Like Big Pons said, I regulate every shaded ass.
I don't discriminate against any color.
I love all women.
All ethnicities.
I love.
women. I love that you went to big pun
as far as like the activist for. Yeah, big pun.
You made it clear. Like, I regulate
I love all women. All shades, colors,
sizes. I don't give a fuck. I love how we're
in this room. This is the most diverse
room in America. Yeah, this is the U.N.
The only person that nobody's
questioning if they like black women is the white man.
We know that. Well, I'm on record.
Yeah. Well, he's a colorist. He doesn't like white women.
Yeah. There's some self-hating in me. Yeah. That's true.
It wasn't like white women.
When's the last time you hooked up the Irish woman?
A proper lad
It's been a long time
What do they call
Irishman?
It's not lads, right?
Fiddles
Is it Lattettes?
Laddettes.
Lattets.
Cachys.
Kitchen now?
Kitchen,
Cassies.
Have you guys ever hooked up
with a ginger?
I've never hooked up with a ginger.
Well,
a black chick with red hair.
I guess, a weave.
She had a red weave.
It's not a ginger.
It's not a natural hair color.
It's not a ginger.
That's called a strawberry-covered chocolate.
Beauty Supply store.
I love that.
Chocolate covered strawberries.
But it's been quite some time since an Irish chick, to be honest.
Why don't you like white girls?
I do like white girls.
Like that, not as homies.
I find white women attractive.
No, no, no.
Why don't you have sex with white women?
Yeah, why don't you blame their cakes?
Yeah.
Because it's not very much cakes to blame.
There's your fucking answer.
You know, they're helping it.
Sorry, slam the cakes.
Well, no, I feel like there's a new phenomenon.
Mashed their potatoes.
Like white women with ass?
Mashed their potatoes is fucking crazy.
Yeah.
That's a very whitewashed way of saying
Why you don't tuna their casserole?
No, the only reason is the white chicks that I would be around are like the opposite.
They like black dudes.
Yes, yours.
Oh, okay.
I see what you're saying.
Yeah, but that makes sense.
So you don't like white women is what you're saying.
Got it.
They're doing the same thing you're doing.
No, they don't like me is what I'm saying.
Oh, okay.
The white women that I would come interact with are into black guys.
Rory is like the fantasy white boy.
Like black girls that...
I'm gonna start a kit.
Yeah, like they wanted to have sex with a white boy.
Like, yeah, you know what?
I never had a white boy.
Let me fuck Rory.
I've definitely probably got a lot of pussy I didn't deserve in my early 20s because
chicks were just like, well, I've never done that.
Give the white point chance.
Let me try.
Yeah. It was like...
Sorry to disappoint.
Sorry to let you all.
They're all happily married to black men.
They never went back.
Never called me again.
But it is funny that we went around a room and found out who's a colorist.
I think because of the college.
I went to.
You know,
very Waspy
private liberal arts college
and I think in the case
that Rory said that he was
the token, like,
oh,
I'll give him a chance.
I was like,
okay,
he's articulate.
Sport,
like looks good.
Like,
well,
that was you?
My dad won't be mad.
Yeah,
their fathers won't be
asthma.
No,
for real.
Like,
yeah,
they'll be like,
oh,
my dad would be
yeah,
white girl will bring you home
and the father
would never go to their home,
but like,
like,
I feel like I was like
their rebellious semester fun.
Like,
hey, dad,
I'm fucking a Lebanon Don
A Lebanon Don.
A Lebanon Don.
What's all hilarious, because you know white chicks
have never even heard of Lebanon.
At all.
At all.
Hey, dad, I'm not fucking a nigger, but it's close enough.
I think it's from like Iraq or something.
I think he's from like Iran.
Is it Iran or Iran?
I don't know how to say it.
Lebanon, Don, please change that.
Julian is the Lebanon.
That's your Discord.
It's kind of hard.
It's the Lebanon Don.
That's Julian right there.
Don Dada?
The Don.
All right.
All right.
Are you taking a little too far?
The bomb daughter?
Donald Trump is the Don't do that.
So, yeah, we find out who on the staff is colorist.
Do you think Trump is fucked a black girl?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I think Trump loves black woman.
Honestly, he just can't publicly.
What?
Yes.
Yes.
He just can't say it?
No, I think publicly he just.
You think that's why Donald Sterling?
No, he's, he don't like black women.
He don't like black people.
Not even the ones that's making them billions of dollars.
That's how you know how racist he is.
But he was kind of a...
Why do you have to say hi to them?
What?
They play for your teeth.
He had such like a...
He put himself in such a weird racist box.
Like, he was kind of like a cuck for black guys but like didn't want the public to know.
He's like, yeah, I don't know.
Fuck them.
Hang out with them.
Like, I'll watch.
It's cool.
Just, you know.
Don't talk to.
Don't bring them to the skybox.
Don't bring them to the sweet.
He's like the boozy.
But like of his...
Of the NBA.
Yeah, of the NBA and of like black women.
Rich white, racist black women?
White men.
same energy though. Like you're so negative and so
anti, but in your real life
and at home, you're the very thing
you're the most. Didn't you say
like don't post them on Facebook or something?
Like imagine Donald Sterling just at home on his
desktop. Sees his side chick
and poxer.
Told you not to do this.
Speaking of racist white owners,
Jerry Jones responds to LeBron James.
He had some things to say to LeBron.
He said, shut up and dribble.
I was curious if you heard
about what LeBron James said about media disparity, and not that long ago he had said he's not
particularly a Cowboys fan anymore. Did you hear what LeBron said, and would you have any interest
in meeting with him and chatting with him? Well, first of all, hear me say how much I think of
LeBron. And I don't know of anybody I respect anymore. I don't know of anybody that has
taken every opportunity he's had and maximized it. I've made it.
buttons pop off my best, so to speak, when he would talk about how much of a cowboy fan he was,
and he would have made a great tie-in.
So, and that doesn't change.
There's nothing about any of that that changes, and I did hear what he had to say.
So he didn't address.
So that was the response.
He said it would have been a great tight end.
He said, LeBrona, great tight-in.
And that'll never change.
He'll always think that he'll be a good tight-out.
And yeah, so that was Jerry Jones response to LeBron.
He thinks that he would have made a great tight end.
He loves that he's an avid Cowboys fan or was an avid Cowboys fan.
Shut up and dribble is what he said.
Shut up.
Or shut up and catch.
Block or go out for a flag route.
Yeah.
Shut up and catch.
Has Jerry Jones really, has he responded, like, really responded to, you know, that photo?
No.
No.
He's a fucking wealthy white man in America that owns one of the
the biggest sports brands in the world.
Why would he respond to Braun James
about a picture when he was a kid as a white
segregationist?
He was just curious. He went down.
That was the time of America.
That was the time they were in.
It was kids.
It's like, yeah, that's me.
I was there.
Yeah, I might have yelled some things
at the black kids that were coming to our school.
Yeah.
Do you think Jerry Jones has fucked a black girl?
Fucked him?
He's fucked over some black women, I'm sure.
I don't know if he's actually penetrated
in black women.
Penetrated.
Yeah, nah.
Jerry Jones looks like he definitely loves the pure white Aryan race.
As the driven snow type of white ones.
What fuck is going on today?
It's a racial pod.
Are we surprised that Jerry Jones was at a segregated school yelling at black kids?
No.
Right?
He has the segregated.
I was shocked he wasn't holding a sign.
Yeah.
I was shocked.
He wasn't throwing a right hook.
Small.
They just caught him just standing there looking.
I'm pretty sure he threw some.
fucking haymakers at those kids.
Everyone said how off of that was.
That was the most progressive, I think.
I've ever seen Jerry Jones.
That was a light day.
Y'all should have sold me the next day.
I was out there pelting stones at the fucking niggers.
God damn.
Oh my gosh.
You think that's where he saw like the potential for quarterback and football?
Absolutely.
Oh, my God.
It was like they have had shots.
They have big feet.
They can run fast.
Jerry Jones was out to think.
I know we're laughing at this, but that's actually, it's really, it's really, this is America.
This is America.
This is America.
This is America.
I know.
These are the people that once we're at these KKK rallies, these kids, at these segregated schools, they now own businesses.
They now own Fortune 500 companies.
They now own professional sports teams.
Yeah, you have to go sit in front of them to get a job at these companies.
Yeah, this is America.
This is what we have.
And I sit and I laugh at it because it's not surprising to me.
I don't know why anybody shocked a picture of Jerry Jones as a segregationist kid at a school in Middle America.
growing up popped up on the timeline like yeah it's no surprise as america yeah i'm not surprised at
i just i'm him just not saying i'm i laugh at it because very bold to me i laugh at it because it's like
you know y'all know y'all are races right now you own these companies and you pay all these black
athletes all of this money and they make you triple what you paying them right and it's like this is
america the only an american can something like this happen but you know it is what it is fuck the
Cowboys anyway. Nike has officially
cut ties with Kyrie Irvin.
Am I wearing Nike's today? Won't be wearing them anymore
after this. I'm lying. I'm lying to this camera right now.
I'm going to... Kyrie, I have maybe two of your sneakers.
Same. But fuck Nike,
even though I'll continue to wear them. I'll steal him. I won't buy him.
How about that?
Nike severed ties with Kyrie Irvin
after anti-Semitism controversy.
Nike, check this out.
Kyrie Irvin didn't say anything anti-Semitic.
He actually didn't say anything at all.
He just reposted a documentary that's on a platform that we all have called Amazon.
I don't know why y'all are cutting ties with him.
Are y'all cutting ties with Amazon?
Are you not allowing Amazon to ship Nike products?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, it's the dumbest shit in the world.
Y'all are cutting ties with Kyrie Irving for retweeting a documentary that had some things that you may feel as anti-Semitic.
in him that also has some things that people are saying are actual facts in it it's a documentary
retweet documentaries all the time we retweet photos all the time why are y'all cut in ties with
kary irvin carrie irvin has been an amazing figure in sports he's been a charitable guy he's
given back to the inner city the communities he's paid w nba players out of his pocket um
I just don't understand what this is about.
It's absolutely just fucking stupid and pointless at this at this point.
You're cutting ties with him because he retweeted a documentary.
He didn't say anything negative about any people.
He didn't wish anything bad on any people.
He never has.
That's not his energy.
That's not the type of guy, Kyrie Irvin is.
He's actually a very soft-spoken, humble, loving guy.
and this is a
this is this is disappointing honestly
that Nike would severatize with him
for retweeting or reposting a documentary
and it's stupid and I do feel like
while I will unfortunately continue
to with Nike I do feel like Nike will take a hit behind this
I do feel like a lot of people will not support Nike products
has Levi's cutout with Brett Farb yet
Levi has not cut ties with Brett Farbrose
Wrangler
Neither has, what is the compression socks he wears?
I'm cracking up.
Oh, the copper.
Copper tone.
Copper flex, whatever.
Copper sleeve.
Copper, whatever.
They haven't cut ties.
Haines hasn't cut ties.
None of these companies have cut ties with a man that stole millions of dollars from welfare recipients.
This disappeared.
Like, what the fuck happened?
They don't care anymore.
It's blatant.
It's in our face.
It's clear cut.
Nike, did you cut ties with the Dallas Cowboys?
Probably. No.
After a picture of a segregation
as Jerry Jones came out?
Hmm.
No.
You didn't cut ties with him there, but you want to cut ties with Kyrie Irvin.
It's very telling, it's very blatant,
and it's fucked up because I think Nike knows that they corner the market
and everybody owns Nike products in their homes.
So it is fucked up to say, like, I have Nike's on today on my feet.
But maybe they should cut ties with child labor loss.
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
They do that already.
It's a lot of shit y'all need to cut ties with.
Kyrie Irvin is the least of your worries and your problems.
He didn't say anything anti-Semitic.
He didn't do anything anti-Semitic.
And Kyrie Irvin is just not that person, man.
Kyrie Irvin is one of the most soft-spoken, humble athletes we have.
If you're Kyrie, do you get another shoe deal?
Do you get another shoe deal?
I think you will.
I'll see him get another shoe deal for sure.
He's one of the top athletes in the sport.
he's one of the most beloved figures in his sport
he does a lot for charity
he's a good guy
I mean Reebok looked past Iverson
rapping about killing cops
so why not
he's just
they go to Reebok
There's reports now that
John Moran is closing a deal
with Nike to get a signature shoe
I mean good
for Jha
but I mean what does that say about us
as athletes
you're not an athlete
you're disposable
I mean blacks as athletes
do we not support each other
Do we not say
Oh y'all
Tiles with Kyrie I'm cool
I don't want to fuck with y'all
Or is it get your money and get out the game
Is it get your money and mind your business
You know it's fucked up
I mean it is what it is
I understand John Morant
He's young
He wants to make his money support his family
I get it
But at some point we have to stand together
And say that was wrong
And until you make right and do right by
Caii we're not fucking with y'all
But again, that's easier said than done.
A lot of these athletes, you know, they want to make these hundreds of millions of dollars.
Which I understand.
You're 20-something years old.
One of the biggest brands you've ever known in your life comes to you and says, hey, we're going to give you $120 million over five years, 10 years, whatever it is.
Give you all the product you want.
You know, I mean, it's hard to turn that down.
But at some point, we got to support each other and stand by each other, man.
And I would really love to see more athletes stand together and support.
at each other, especially a guy like Kyrie
who has always been nothing
but solid, stand up,
done the right things, said the right things.
Even when he said the world was flat, we laughed
at him. It is what it is. I mean, if you look
the sidewalk that was flat. It's flat.
Well, it's pretty bumpy over here right now.
But all in all, Kyrie
is a good guy, man. He doesn't deserve this.
He doesn't, not over-reetting
a documentary. This
is going too far. It's too
much.
And I do feel like at some point, Nike
will feel this though. I think product is down though. I think they're saying that Adidas and Nike
has agreed to cut production by like 20% next year. A lot of product are sitting on the shelves.
The resale market is absolutely crashed. Has it really? Absolutely. A lot of resellers, I know hit
me hit my line panicking. They're trying to sell me all kind of shit for the low rate now.
I'm like, fam, I'm cool. I don't need no more sneakers right now. But they're just sitting on product.
Nobody's buying sneakers. Reducing order volumes by 30 to 40% starting next summer.
Yeah, like so clearly
You know changes are coming changes are happening
They're saying it's COVID related
COVID related
No they just fucking flood in the fucking market
With sneakers every week a sneaker comes out
Yeah
Like what are y'all like people are not
Not gonna keep just buying these sneakers every fucking week
Like it's just too much
Like you're praying on the fucking addiction that you know people have
You're killing a resale game
Yeah and I just think that there's
you know, this Kyrie Irvin thing is going to be a result of a lot of people stepping back
and just looking at how they treat athletes and especially athletes of color and saying,
all right, something has to change here.
This isn't right.
So like you said, none of these companies cut ties with Brett Farf.
And what he did was absolutely fucking insane and disgusting.
You're stealing from people that need money that don't have money, don't have resources.
You're a fucking Hall of Fame athlete with millions of dollars already to your name.
And you're stealing from poor people.
He was entitled to that money more.
He was.
pure white man.
At least Kanye bounced back, right? He's doing great.
He seems to be doing pretty good. Yeah, he seems to be doing pretty good.
Kanye is the first person to have his account suspended by Elon Musk.
After Elon let the N-word fly all over Twitter,
pretty much gave people freedom of speech, freedom of thought.
Kanye went a little too far.
He tweeted on Jay Z's birthday, future president of the United States.
Yay uses Mark Zuckerberg's platform to incite a mass investigation.
of Elon Musk's childhood photos
in the midst of Balenciaga Gate.
I call this the theory of everything
problem solved, praise God.
Am I the only one who thinks Elon
could be half Chinese?
Have you ever seen his picks as a child?
Take a Chinese genius
and mate them, Rory, like two dogs,
with a South African supermodel.
And we have an Elon.
We have an Elon.
That's what they're known as.
They're known as Elon's.
I say in Elon because they probably made
10 to 30 Elons
and he's the first genetic hybrid
that stuck.
Well, let's not forget about Obama.
I'm sorry for using curse words in church,
but I don't have another word for Obama yet.
The 824, let's unify and find out luafo.
I don't know what luafo means.
Laughing under, I don't know, another...
Laughness one.
...haughness one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Laughing under another fat,
ass.
O-S-S-S-S-S.
Yes.
laughing under another fad ass
Kanye
listen we love you but I think you need
you gotta get some help bro
You made graduation
Stay off the internet Kanye
I mean
He's using the Trump blueprint man
Trump went after Obama's birth certificate
became president
Now we have to go after Elon Musk
birth certificate
And then somebody says
Kanye West says he believes Elon Musk
is half Chinese genetic hybrid
Elon response says I take that as a compliment
Read the caption
Kanye says it was a compliment
friend. Now Obama on the other hand.
What does that mean? I don't know. Kanye
is, uh, he's going through his first certificate, man.
He's going through his Kanye thing. Listen, man, pray, pray for Kanye.
Uh, he needs some serious help. He really does. He needs to talk to somebody. He needs to stay
off the internet. He needs to, uh, you know, just, just, just get itself together, man.
Just just sit down, relax. Stay away from the internet. Stay away from the media.
Uh, please people, stop booking Kanye to speak on your platform.
We know what y'all are trying to do.
Clicks and views to drive ads or whatever the fuck y'all trying to do.
But at this point, it's enough is enough.
Nobody wants to see Kanye or hear Kanye talking about the shit he's talking about.
Has anyone heard from Chris Paul since?
Nobody has heard from Chris Paul.
I have to catch an astray like that.
He's on his knees like Lloyd begging and pleading.
Who? Chris Paul?
Why?
Is he married?
Yeah, but that would that, you think that was true?
Why would someone like Chris Paul
Catch a stray like that if it weren't true?
Because maybe Kanye tried to reach out to Chris Paul
for something and Chris Paul was like, nah,
everything you're going through right now, I'm cool.
So you're going to say, you fucked to my wife.
I don't know.
Charity basketball.
You can't reach out to about anything.
Hey, help me fund this school.
I'm trying to open up.
Help me, you know.
But why Chris?
I'm sure plenty of people have told him no.
So why does Chris get?
Because that shit true, man.
I think it's true.
Like, Chris isn't known.
He's not one of those dogs.
He's not like, out.
And so what?
Like, he, all right, you fucking cry out.
Cool.
Yeah, for, I mean, that's not, at this point, it's not really an accomplishment.
I don't know.
He did all of that to get back, to circle back and end the night with Chris Paul, fuck my girl.
Yeah.
Imagine if Kanye went to bed.
I mean, that's what he did last time.
How can Kanye get sleep right now, honestly?
Think about if your name was like, on the internet as much as Kanye's is right now.
How do you go to sleep?
He's the one putting it on there, though.
Yeah, but how do you turn your brain off, Rory?
That's probably what makes him go to sleep.
You turn the phone off?
I don't know.
But when you wake up, he opened your phone, you know the shit storm that's waiting.
But that's what Kanye wants.
Exactly.
I don't know if he sleeps tonight because he's getting what he wants,
and that's all of us to just keep talking about.
After he's saying ridiculous things.
I think he sleeps very peacefully night.
I think he loses sleep when no one's talking about him.
That's why he goes on Alex Jones and was like, well, I guess I'll just say I love Hitler
because that'll keep them talking for a week at least.
Right.
And not even a week because people can't talk about that right now.
I'm happy that did pass pretty good.
Yeah, that people are not talking about that.
Either way, Kanye, man, listen, I feel like you need love.
I feel like you need help.
I feel like you need people around you that really care about you.
I feel like you need to stay off the internet.
I feel like you need to stay away from interviews on platforms.
I feel like you just need time to get yourself together.
I don't know what you're going through.
But listen, man, we pray for you.
We hope you're okay.
we hope your mental health is okay.
Deon Sanders left Jackson State
and took a head coaching job at Colorado.
The internet was upset about that.
Oh, Dion, you said you were going to bring back HBCUs
and recruit top players to play at HBCUs
and the moment you got offered the big bag,
you ran to Colorado.
University of Colorado is not at HBCU?
It teethers a line a little bit.
Okay.
Listen, man, you know,
Dionne, this is all about, you know, making money, taking care of your family.
And then, who knows?
A coach like Dionne is at that level or at this type of program.
I understand why people upset that he left for HBCU.
He had some big recruits coming to HBCU.
But, you know, I mean, whatever he's in it for, he has the right to go and coach
whoever he wants.
I do understand why people are upset and kind of, like, mad about him leaving Jackson State.
He did a great job while he was there, recruited some big players, changed the culture of that school, changed the way the campus looked, the way the campus felt, the way the stadium felt during games.
Did you guys see what Shannon Sharps said?
What did Shannon Sharp say?
I would love to know what he said.
So they're killing him on the internet right now because he basically was like, this is an upgrade for Dion.
And then the internet's kind of like, well, Shannon, damn, like, just because he's leaving a black school, leaving an HR.
B.C.U when we're going to a white school. This is an upgrade for him. Like, it's a, you know what I'm saying. So the internet was killing him for that. They're saying that HBCUs aren't as good as other schools. Not at all what he did by that. Ignore my face when I say this. But yeah, he's a bigger program. It's a bigger university. It's a much better program. Yeah. Living close. That's a ridiculous stance to take. That's what Shannon shop said. No, he's, that's what people are saying. That's what people are tearing him up. He was, he's been arguing with people on Twitter all day. Dian.
Really? No, Shannon. Oh, Shannon.
Listen, man, I get it.
I understand why some people upset that Deion left Jackson State.
But he did what he went there to do.
He changed the culture there.
He brought some exciting football.
Everybody was, you know, more people were paying attention to Jackson State than they probably ever have before Dion took that job.
He uplifted that organization.
He uplifted that school.
Helped a lot of young black men out just by bad.
being in his presence.
And listen, man, you don't want to move on to a bigger school, a bigger platform.
You know, it is what it is, man.
But we can't act like, you know, he didn't do what he set out to do at Jackson State
because he definitely brought a lot to that HBCU and brought a lot of eyes and attention
to Jackson State.
So salute on that.
And good luck, man.
You know, we've got to get to a point.
We start just so, I understand you left and I might be upset.
But good luck at Colorado.
Yeah.
Good luck in Colorado.
It's a big bag he took.
I think it's $29 million over five years or something like that.
Jesus Christ.
26 million over five years, something like that.
So congrats of Dionne Sanders, Coach Prime.
All right.
So, yeah, Rory, back on the road this weekend.
This is going to be like a, we're hitting a threesome.
We're going from Seattle to L.A.
Sounds like my kind of show.
Straight to fucking Boston without coming back home.
Well, no, Seattle, L.A. Boston.
Oh.
Yeah.
That sounds like only a threesome Julian would like.
Yeah.
A lot of whites in Seattle, a lot of whites in Boston.
You got to get your numbers up in Boston, boy.
The transplant L.A. girls usually.
I'm a Bill Russell in Boston.
Oh, Seattle, you're going to go crazy.
They have a lot of fucking Lebanese women in Seattle out here.
They don't.
I know.
I don't know.
You might be a little dark for them Boston girls.
Who?
Julian?
No, they like him like that.
Articulate.
They can bring them home to that.
I am Cape Beridian a little bit.
There's a lot of Cape Beridian.
He's going to try to find all his 23
I know, right?
My parents, I know mine.
My parents took it.
Yeah, mine.
I know.
I'm not Jamaican.
All right, well, we out in Seattle this weekend
at the Neptune Theater Friday, December 9th.
LA, we're at the Regent Theater December 14th.
And then we finished the tour for 2022 in Boston
at the Wilbur Sunday, December 18th.
Get your tickets now.
Is there a Celtic?
At new Rory Mall.com.
I'm not sure I didn't look, but if it is,
we can check out Tatum in the
boys.
Yeah.
The boys.
Speaking of
Tim, we're,
what's a kick game?
Check out our
episode of Kick Game
on YouTube.
Shout out to Craig.
Everybody in the UK
that showed us love.
Had a good time
shooting that.
I see a lot of people
that enjoyed that episode.
As much as I love Craig,
I'm happy they're killing
him about thinking that
big Tupac line was that fire.
That shit was funny.
That was so,
that just wasn't the line he should have
went for.
At all.
That just wasn't the line.
But a shout out to Craig.
Thank you all for welcoming us
over at
game episode available now YouTube
So yeah Rory we're on the road
Three more shows left let's finish up strong
So I guess I'll see you guys for the next
Two weeks
Yeah I'm sick of seeing y'all but fuck it
Let's end strong
Until Friday we'll talk to y'all again
You're rooming with Julian in Seattle
Jesus Christ
I'm sorry pray for me
I'm that nigga he's just ginger
Peace
A win is a win
A win a win I don't care what I'm saying
Yep that's me
Clifford Taylor the 4th
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On the Look Back at it podcast.
From 1979, that was a big moment for me.
84 was big to me.
I'm Sam Jay.
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Each episode, we pick a year, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it.
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Like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s.
84 was a wild year.
I don't think there's a more important year for black people.
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American Soccer is about to explode.
The World Cup is coming.
Ramos sending on to Ernie Stewart.
The chip.
Score!
I'm TAB Ramos.
I'm Tom Boca.
On our podcast, Inside American Soccer,
you'll get the real storylines,
the biggest decisions,
and the truth about the U.S. national team.
It wouldn't be a huge surprise
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or potentially a great run into the semifinals.
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