New Rory & MAL - Episode 126 | SZA IS NAS

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

We’re live from LA! Thank you Seattle for an interesting show and an even stranger night. First, shoutout to the legend Sir Mix a Lot for creating the BBL. We had easily our most fun couples which included the “Peter North” of Seattle. The most fun/controversial part of the night was Mal ending another couple's relationship, thus ending his drought of not breaking up couples. Prior to the show, Mal and Julian visited the best dope spot in the country…the original Starbucks. Meanwhile, Rory walked around in the rain listening to SZA. After the show, we went to a bar where we watched Mal and Peeje have a krump battle. Everyone went home alone…in separate Ubers. For today’s episode we’re joined by the legend Peeje who shared the story from his night in jail. We landed in LA and immediately got mixy. Rory and Julian went to Bootsy Bellows, Soho House, then went back to the hotel to split a bottle of tequila until 6am (nasty). SZA is NAS and Rory will do all he can to convince you that makes sense. We do a lyric breakdown of “F2F” and Mal drops another gem, which involves hoes and rental cars. Hoes complicate things so why not make it a legal binding contract, aka an NDA. Lori Harvey sparks an interesting debate about whether or not we’d sign the NDA. Unsurprisingly, Mal wouldn’t sign it. Ultimately, Rory and Mal pinky swear to remain friends forever while everyone discusses their marriage potential. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more P.S. LA we’ll see you tomorrow night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's such a stupid gem. That's such a stupid gem. How? Because hos are fucking fun and incredible and have a lot of life perspective. They're the fucking best people to like. I want to agree. I'm with you on that. I'm with you on that.

I don't do. I don't act like I'm the only one they're having fun with. Oh, no. I agree with that. And that's what the homies be doing sometimes. The homies be acting like getting mad when you find out a hoe as a hoe is like getting mad as somebody driving the rental car you had last week. No, Warren, my. I've been singing that fucking scissor.

That's a great fucking song. It's such a good song. Welcome to a new episode of the New World Report podcast. I felt like a gone girl. You all Gone Girl today. That's who your name is. I'm with Gone Girl. It's a great movie.

I can't say the word that I feel like, but is it weird that I feel that way because I relate to the Sizz of album so much? Like a Pansy? We'll go with Pansy. Great word. Love of Pansy. I appreciate a good Pansy. I felt seen after the Sizzah album. What does that make me?

The biggest Pansy this side of the Mason Dixon. I felt so seen. I was like, finally, someone understands me when you're a Pansy. This is an album might be the greatest album I've ever heard of my life That's his album had me in the shower, man You felt seen, right? I just felt like, yo, I just, I hope all women just really understand how, you know,

she's just keeping it so honest, man. Like, she's owning her shit. She's asking, could you just touch me and just leave? Yes, Siza, I can touch you and call my Uber and be gone before you know it. Imagine something else you. I wish every girl asked me. Yeah, like, I wish every girl asked me, Can you just touch me and leave?

Yes, I absolutely can't touch you and just get the fuck out. Without a doubt I could do that. Are you going Siz a deep dive right away? Or should we leave? Because I have a lot of days. All right, well, let's wait. Let's wait. Because I do want to tell you guys I've also, I was triggered by this his album.

Oh my God. He's a pansy. You're a bigger pansy than I thought. There was a reason I was so quiet in Seattle. Roy put that on for the meeting greet. I was like, yo, Peach had that shit banging during. Pease was playing that shit during the show. I'm like, I asked him to do that by the way.

You got to turn that shit off, man. Like, Peas was going through something. Rory just admitted he was going through something. So Cizzer clearly has everybody feeling some type of way right now. I don't want to admit this, but I've been trying to forget about it for a very long time because it did hurt my soul. I once had a woman say, I fucked that dude because I missed you. And I, I. I don't want to admit the thoughts I had in my head when she said that shit.

You let her get that off? No, I left because I know. Yo. I know. I fucked that dude because I miss you. And I've tried to get rid of that thought in my head forever. And then Sissom made it a fucking hook. Wait.

A girl really told you she fucked a guy because she missed you. I was in a situation ship. Yeah. And a woman slept with somebody during the situation. Which was cool. Like, we weren't really together. It is what it is. Yeah.

dude? No, I didn't know. Nor did I, I'm not, I'm not that type of guy. Well, who was it? Yeah, that would make you King Pansy. And I was just like, all right, it is what it is. We never really had a late. Like, I was trying to handle it in the good way.

And then she got, she didn't say it verbatim the way that Sizzahook is, but she was like, listen, I like really missed you. And I just went and fucked him because I couldn't fuck you. And it made me more angry. That's just some weird shit. It's just, it's the worst accountability. I'm a good bullshit I've ever heard in my time. Just say you want to fuck dude.

Just say you got bitches. That's what you got to say like, yo, listen, I got bitches. Like you wasn't around. My other bitch was around. Well, it was a dude in this regard? No, but you know, to women, we're bitches sometimes. So you're calling me a bitch.

I get it. No, I'm not calling. She was saying, Roy, you're one of my bitches. Yeah, you were one of her bitches. Yeah, you were one of her bitches, for sure. No, it really helps with my self-esteem. No, I mean, listen, man, I'm here to help you. I'm here to help you get through this and feel better.

But first things first, let's start with thinking, Thank you, the city of Seattle, thanking the people that came out to the Seattle show. We had a great time. It was great show. Technical difficulties, once again, but that seems to be the story of our tour so far. Yes.

But we still make it happen. We still push through. So it was a great night. Thank you to Sir Mix a lot, the OG, the legend, Sir Mix a lot. Thank you for coming out, kicking it with us. Thank you for those jewels backstage. Thank you for those stories.

I want to go back to Seattle and shoot some, like... Of course. Some, like, let's just stand outside of, like, BBL buildings with Sir Mix a lot. OG and just talk to women before they. Do you think they have BBL buildings in Seattle? Oh, yeah. I think those are like Starbucks at this point.

Well, I'm glad that you can go in at 7 and be out while 715 would have you ass. Speaking of accountability, Sir McSlaught did admit that he is the reason for the BBO. He absolutely is. And we need to respect him and pay homage to him. So it was dope for him to come out and kick with us. Shout to Travis Thompson. Where do we begin with the Seattle show for real? We can do all the shoutouts.

That's fun. But should we get into the show? Yeah, I think there's one story in particular. You guys need to go over. Seattle was a weird crowd to begin with. I rank it. Well, it was beautiful weather outside. By far our worst show we've ever done.

It was 40 degrees in raining. We agreed it was a worst show. What do you think? It was by far the worst show we ever did. Yeah, I think it was not because of the city of Seattle. I think it was just us. Like, the energy was just a little different, a little awkward. I'm not going to put it on the city of Seattle.

It was us. No, we can shit on them. It's cool. Nah, I don't know. I'm joking. I think it was us. I think the technical difficulty definitely. like on top of everything else

just was like the right before we walked out it was like oh my God not again I was on the highest of highs leaving that green room talking with Sir Mix a lot and as we're trying to get on stage the projector goes out and my entire life was deflated at that point yeah that was just like fuck not again but

overall we pushed through it we got through the show we had brought up some pretty cool couples were they cool some of them were yeah like Alexandria and her guy that she met on her tender her boyfriend she looked me eyes and called him a big dick bandit. What she called him? I was like, no, wait, is that the couple where

homie broke her bed? Yeah. I was like, don't ever look me in my eyes and tell me your point. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? He didn't say a word. Yeah. He said he went to a house, he ate and sat on the couch and said, come here. That's ill.

I fucked with him. Yeah, I was like, wait, nothing about you says, eat, sit on the couch and then say, come here. Like, he had glasses. He had a slick back going. He just seemed like the aggressor. He looked like the clerk. Kent, like, the character Superman pretends to be, like a nerd in the tuck.

And in a corner of a chandry. Meanwhile, he has a cannon in his pants. He has a fucking tripod, fucking khakis. Fucking Peter North. You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're just going to let. Julian is super. For you to keep that name, Peter North?

You all saw the ads. No, no, no, no. Y'all don't understand how sick that is. Peter North has been on this couch. We're in the Horn Hotel. How sick Julian is for having. the name Peter North just tucked in his brain somewhere. I mean, I got my stroke from him.

Yo, what made you just throw that card on the table just now? He's the legend. Peter North? Yeah. Oh, Julian, you are sick. You ain't get your stroke from Pete? No, definitely not. The fuck.

That's a sick name to just throw out like that. How old is Peter North now? Yeah, and how's he doing? Because clearly you know this guy. Peter North. Yo, what made him just saying? Peter North. He was what?

like early 2000s porn the 90s and he was old he was old at that time Peter North is definitely 90s porn to a call back to our last day he was the Casey Ksam report

shit he's the Chuck Daley are you kidding me Peter North yo that's crazy can we Google his age please Peter North is at least 58

I was gonna say mid 60s he's gotta be says 65 yeah he has bro Oh, my, yo, you had a 65-year-old man's name just tucked in your brain. Yeah. Come on. But the fact that you know that reference means. Oh, no, P's a fucking legend.

Put up numbers. But I haven't. Put up numbers. The name Peter North hasn't come to my mind. It's like bringing up Aerosmith. Of course we all know. We know, like, great music. But who's thinking about it?

I'm like on a day-to-day. This fucking nasty dude. All right. Wait, wait. He has over 2,500 credits. Classics. Yeah. 2500.

It's Peter North, the fucking legend. Oh, he tore up this hotel. Yeah, he fucking went crazy. He built this. This is the house that he built. The house is dip-belt. He kept the lights on in here. Are you kidding?

Peter fucking North. That's why this is decorated like 80s. Yeah. Because this is his touch. Thomas, Sam. This is his eye. Holy shit. I've heard Peter North in so fucking long.

All right. So Seattle Show. Yeah, Seattle Show. That's what we're at. Okay. All right, Seattle Show. We know the Big Dick Bandit was on stage. She didn't say a word.

Her thighs were intimidating. They looked amazing. I just knew I could not. handle them. I'm jealous. Should we go to the real couple? The real couple. And are you going to be honest?

Well, we won't say any. Can't say no names. We can't do that. Who cares? No one's going to know their names. No, we can't. I'm just asking, are you going to be honest during this segment? About what?

Oh. About the fucking animal that you are and how you just really ruin people's lives. We knew that. I'm not, listen. So what I did was, right? Yeah, no, I know. So what happened was. Yeah.

We bring couples on stage and we just talked. I'm trying to get to know them. Yeah. They came to the meet and greet. We thought they were. cool at the meet and greet. We asked them if they would like to come kick with us on stage. She said if her boyfriend was cool with it, she was.

He was down. Cool. The one thing that we forget to factor in Rory is by the time we finish the meet and we go back and change and then hit the stage, people have had some alcohol. They're about six Jameson. So it's a whole different couple we're meeting when we come back out. It's not

the same couple, not the same energy. Nope. This couple comes on stage. We start kicking it. We're like, okay. Energy is great. Wait, because Julian told me new information today that I was not aware of. Okay. Because again, I thought meet and greet went fine. I thought they would be a really cool couple. They'd been together for like two

years. She was pretty, he was attractive, dude. I'm cool with my sexuality. They were a great looking couple that I thought lasted for two years. I said, that's amazing. Yeah. She asked me while they were sitting side stage if she could go to the bathroom. So I was like, yeah, yeah, well, instead of going through the crowd, we'll run up to the green room. Take it to the green room. She goes, hey, by the way, my man's like six drinks in.

like he's cooked she goes i'm also six drinks in but i can like hold my shit yeah i was like work cool so she pees or come back down she goes like he's really really drunk and when you chuk came to the crowd to get us he didn't want to do it anymore and i was like we already committed and i believe i said to them don't fuck up our show so it's you two so because they committed already and i was like you guys are going to be great you'll be fine so then we come down the the the old couple gets off stage and then we bring them out So, they come out. Now, if you, if you recall, Rory, this is why, this is why you can't, this is why you can't

really blame me because how many times did I ask that gentleman is he drunk? I asked him at least three different times. Oh, no, I could see, I could see his soul. Like, he was drunk as fuck. His eyes were all over the place. I was like, Jesus Christ. I said, yo, are you drunk? He was like, no.

Which is my fault because nobody has ever said, yeah. I'm really, really drunk. You know, like, I'm so fucking hammered. No, except for maybe Peach. Pige might admit that. But this gentleman said He said, no, like I'm good I was like, okay, cool.

So we continue with the questions. You know, it was... I knew something was up when we found out that they met because the dad was rolling up. His dad was rolling up and she went... In a frat house.

They meant a frat house. The dad met the girlfriend first in a frat house that was rolling up weed. He was rolling up weed and he offered her some. And then his son ended up meeting her at the same party. So the alley-o?

No, it wasn't the alley-up. It was the father. just broke the fucking he broke the barrier first. You know what I mean? He warmed up, let it know it was a safe climate, there's drugs here, things like that. What it is. Dad was trying to fuck. Oh, I don't know that.

I'm not going to speak to that. I don't know how you nasty Irish men do, but he wasn't Irish. No, I'm talking on you. Oh, okay. Because you would have been trying to fuck. My dad has fucked women, I know. I was going to say. I mean, yeah. I don't know what that man was doing. I can't put that on him like that. But either way, they're in a relationship. They met at a music festival.

they seem like a pretty cool, hip couple, come on stage with talking, and then we asked the question of how many people have you had sex with from the time y'all met to the time y'all started dating, and then that's when... It's the one. Off the wagon.

It just completely went another way. And here's the thing. You know how... And I think we're scaring a future couples from coming on stage with this segment. But, whatever. It'll be fine. There's only two shows left.

Yeah. In life, we see... 223 is right around the corner. But they'll forget about this about 2020. I really felt like that that person that goes on the documentary afterwards is like, I didn't even see the signs. Because once we get to the end of this story, I'll bring it back to here. Yeah. There were so many signs I ignored on that stage that I now in my head.

It's like, damn. I was standing next to him. You were standing next to her. He wasn't even really talking to the mic to begin with. There was a name that was brought up that she slept with while they, after the festival, while they were talking. what should we call him let's call him jess his name this man's government the whole time he's mumbling next to me yo who the fuck is jess

yeah who the fuck is jess tell me who the fuck jess is and i'm just trying to ignore it as the show is going because he's the mic is damn near on the floor at this point i'm the only one that can hear him she can't even hear him at that point i should have called security and possibly the police because he was ready to fucking lose his mind i mean that's the question that i guess he didn't know that

who the guy was or whatever. So obviously he found out on the spot, found out on stage in front of a bunch of people. He found out his girlfriend has had sex with people before. Yeah. Which is always, it's always a rough thing to find out.

To shoot her bail, she put up, we did the whiteboard game. She put up one, she said she fucked one guy, jazz. He put up two. He had two women. He said two was including her. Okay, so he also had one.

That's what he said. His reaction was so visceral. He was drunk, bro. Yeah. We know he was twisted. He was. out of his mind a little bit. But, you know, we got through the segment,

but the real party happened after the show. Yes. So at the end of the show, you know, we were saying hi to the people. Thank you for coming out. Taking a couple pictures. Shaking babies, kissing hands. You know how we do, right?

And I go to the stage to go back to the dress room and I see her standing there. But it was a few people standing there. I'm like, okay, this must be the cool crowd. Everybody's going to come back to the dress room, have drinks, smoke. Yeah. You know, thank you for coming.

Type of thing, whatever. Cheat on their boyfriend. Yeah, whatever, that type of shit. Yeah, London shit. And we get to the, I get to the stairs and I see her. She's like, hey, so you owe me an Uber ride. I said, she came to collect. Huh?

She's like, yep, my boyfriend left me. Mind you. At the meeting green. I thought it was a joke. She said, I'm going to drive. He's drinking too much. This was at the meeting group. And she jokingly said, you guys are going to have to get me an Uber.

So I'm glad she came to collect from you. No, absolutely. She walked this. We said, yeah, hey, so you owe me an Uber. So I was like, huh? I was throwing off. I didn't know what she was told. First of all, how are you standing by this door?

But that was me. I let her up. Okay, no problem. And now saying, you owe me an Uber ride. He was chewed up at the time. No, because before she said that to Mall, after the show, she came directly beeline to me and said, you owe me an Uber. She hit me with the same move.

And I said, what happened? She told me he left during the end of the show. Yeah. I was like, just hang around. We'll bring you to the green room. Hang out with us. Yeah. So you got the story by then.

I didn't. And literally just seen her standing here. She says, you owe me an Uber. I'm like, but she's like, yeah, my boyfriend left from him. Like, you're joking. I kept walking past her because I thought she was joking. Yeah. She said, no, I'm serious.

And I looked at her. I said, like, you're serious? She said, no, like, he really left me. I said, no, he didn't. She's like, no, he got mad because I said it was a dude. And I'm looking at her. Like, I'm waiting for her to start laughing. And she's like, no, like, I'm serious.

Like, he really left me. And I'm like, nah. So then I tell her, I'm like, all. well, we'll get you Uber. Like, don't worry about it. But now I want to know, like, what happened. So, like, we're walking together. She's like, yo, he really got mad at the name I said.

And when we got back to the seat, he was really, like, pissed off. And he just got up and, like, walked out. King shit. I was like, wait. Leaving your girl at the show. King shit, yo. I don't tell me someone else you beat. Also, she bought him the tickets as a gift.

She bought him the tickets as a gift. VIP tickets at that. Yeah. And she said she paid for all the drinks. At least 12 cocktails. And she was hot and. Never mind. Oh, my God.

Yeah, she was hiding. Julian showed me her Instagram today? Mall. I didn't know what she was hiding. Cakes? What? Is there? Is there?

I didn't know Seattle had cake. A whole bakery back? Oh, my God. I know they had a lot of math. But she was cool, though. She was cool. Oh, yeah, no, her personality. Like, she was great.

She was a great person. Her goals, five-year plan, all that things. She was great. She was really cool. So we had whatever, we took care of her, made sure she got back to her house. Oh, no, no, no, no. We're not just going to stop that.

I get up to the green room and I see mall sitting next to this girl. Oh. And it didn't even fucking register to me. I just saw a familiar face and it took me a second to realize it was the girl from stage. Right. And naturally, I was like, well, where the fuck is your boyfriend? Why are you in our green room? Now, he was calling her phone and I said, you'll answer it.

And she was like, no, I'm not answering it because there's like the third time he did this to me. Like, well, he just left me somewhere. Yeah. And I'm like, third time. I'm like, oh, okay. So then that's a whole different. So it's not just the new Rory of Mall's show. And yeah.

Yeah, but you being, like, the Prince Charming, like finally she found someone to be a gentleman. She met an eight. Well, I don't know if, you know, she knew she was in the presence of an eight, but, you know, whatever. We made sure it was a great night. She got home. I bet. Yeah, she got home.

But, you know, long story sure. Yeah. Oh, okay. Of course. Because she had to make sure she got back safe. Yeah. But she lived like 30 minutes outside of the city, so it wouldn't make sense. Like, bring her all this way.

It was easy two stops? Look how y'all try to make it like. Like, no. You got an Uber with her, right? Not that guy. This guy tried that in London. I didn't try that one. I didn't try that with an escort.

We know what he was drunk. Don't call that. That was my cousin. Oh, well, he thought it was an escort. My bad. My bad to your kid. No disrespect. No disrespect.

My cousin's not an escort. No. And I thought that was the escort that they were waiting on. Wait, what was the story again? An escort came up to. Oh, an escort came up to. Oh, no. Better drunk-ass thought an Asian escort was my cousin.

The first lady that walked up to you, I was in escort. But you, y'all didn't, okay. Yeah, but not, like, Julie and I, we went back to the hotel. Yeah. Which I did. Yeah, what's not. No, no, no, no. No, no, we're going to have to.

We were just all at the same bar. It was like, why didn't you just, like, I got an SUV, remember? Yeah, but it was, it was Rory, uh, Pige and I went back to the hotel. Just Rory, you and Pee's. Yeah. Okay. That's it. And, like, you could have came with it.

We were all at the same bar. All stay in the same spot. So, like, where did you? Y'all still was partying. I was ready to go. No, we were going back to the hotel. Because you were bringing, you had to leave with her. No.

She said, she was like, let's go. No. Drop her off and I went to my hotel. There you go. See, because unlike y'all, we all stay in the same hotel. Because unlike y'all, I have to make sure that this woman that was at our show, whose boyfriend left her at our show. No, what I got home safe.

Yeah, of course. I don't want to wake up to a timeline. I told my y'all was at the new Rory and mall show. My boyfriend left. left me. We got drunk there. I went with them after the show. We hung out. And then, like, he put me in a car with a random Uber drive and then fucking, no. Watch you walk into your house. Thank you for coming out. God bless you. Good night. Did you walk her to the door? No, no, no, no. I told the Uber driver don't pull off until

she gets in her building. Did she live with her boyfriend? I don't know. No, they did. They didn't live together, which made me feel better about her going home with mall. Gosh. Yeah, no. I made sure. Listen, what was, what was her apartment like? I didn't go and Going her apartment? She had a dream catcher? She definitely had to eat, pray, love in her kitchen. I can tell. Y'all going to try to create this narrative like I'm some nasty guy.

You can leave your shoes on in that house. What can I handle the shoes? No, I listen. I literally watched her walking her building. Thank you for coming. Good night. Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming to the show.

Peter North said that too. This guy has Peter North. You're kidding me? You're going to listen to him over me? Like, come on. Peter North? I haven't thought about that guy since fucking Mob deep album, the first album came out.

That's also a weird reference to connect Peter North to. Ninety-four? Yeah, no, I was just the infamous watching Peter North. Yeah, it was both deep, man. But overall, Seattle was a good night. Again, thanks to Sir Mix a lot, the OG, the legend for coming out, kicking with us, Travis Thompson. Seattle was cool. I feel like our time when it was too short.

Me and Julian was talking, like, we needed like maybe one more day to just like... Yeah, you got to catch the fish. I mean, not her, but the fish. More fish. I didn't want to do that. I want to do whale watch. You know, me and Rory was talking about that. Like, I really wanted to do that.

I wanted to watch something else. Should we talk about the Starbucks? Oh, yeah. So, Julian and I went to the first Starbucks on Pike Street. Went to the first Starbucks. And we were talking how we literally would never, Pike. Okay. Not, it's just sensitive time.

No, no. I mean, I didn't say, I was a pipe. I didn't say, okay. It's just really, it's really, it's not like you said, it sounded like you said Pike Street. I said Pike. I don't tell better. I don't want to give you

too much work. All right. So we went to the first Starbucks on Pike. Yes. On Pike. Pike. Pike Street.

Hard pee. With a P. Pike. Pike. Like Peter North. Yes. Hard Pee like Peter. Went to Pike Street

to the first Starbucks ever. And Julie and I, we're so, such spoiled New Yorkers. We had to wait on the line and we looked at each other and said, we would never do this next thing. I immediately turned them off.

We would never wait on a fucking 10 minute line. For the same coffee. Yeah. Would. And not only that, Rory, it's another Starbucks right around the corner. You can see the closest Starbucks. It's within eyesight. It is wide open.

It's right there. It's right there. No line. But because this is the first one ever. Yeah. And this is nothing but a dope spot, Roy. I know dope spots when I see it. They have no tables.

No way you can sit down and enjoy coffee. They don't have internet. They're running a fucking, this is a, they're running a fucking sweat shop. It's nothing but boxes. It was going to J.P. Morgan. It was going to Starbucks. They are running. It's nothing but boxes of merch stacked up to the ceiling.

and a fucking menu. Did you guys go to the gum wall? No. No, I thought that was gross that you went there. I didn't. What does it smell like? Plack? I accidentally walked into it.

Like I walked down the steps trying to get to the stairs. You got stuck? You leaned on it? Okay. And it was just literally gum for fucking a whole block. That's cool. Like hanging down and people were taking photos together. And I was like...

That's like a tourist attraction, I'm sure, in Seattle. I've seen like those are a thing. And people were sitting there. chewing gum to then put their gum on the wall. Is the gum wall or the lock? I was going to say the lock.

Gum, bro. That's gross. Gum, right? Gum is filthy. It's about the lock wall in Toronto. No. I don't know. Isn't there one in...

There's a lock bridge in France? Oh, yeah, in Brooklyn Bridge. At one point in my life, I went to that lock wall in Toronto. Didn't they have to get rid of one because it got too heavy? Like, it was a famous one in Paris. You ever have to have to.

to like pretend in a relationship. You know what I'm talking about. Looking at anything, you know what I talk about. It's crazy. I went to a lock wall in Toronto and I was like, I don't get it. So nice. So what do we, you put your lock on?

So what do we do here? Yeah, you put your locks on your initials. And we just get the lock and we put it here and then we could come back and like, our love is locked. I was like, this is why I'm not good in relationships. I don't understand what the fucking point of this is. So you didn't do the love lock. Logic did.

No, of course I did, but I was... Did you play Kanye's love lockdown? I was singing it in my fucking head. The amount of things men really have to pretend in relationships. It's crazy. Because then you look like the asshole when you're trying to be logical. You would have got to a lock. Wait, all right, so we're just going to put a lock here with our initials.

And then come back one day with your new boo. Do another one. And do another one right next to the one you go back to that one. You got the original lock. Yeah. Yeah. I was out here last year. with my old thing. This was our lock right here.

Okay, how would you feel if your new girl had a lock in Toronto with her old dude? And you guys went to Toronto together? And she showed me the... I think I think we need to take that out. Do we? Something in my soul. Like, I don't know. We're New York or...

It was a conspiracy. I don't know comparing it. That doesn't mean it's okay, Julian. We got to take that out. No, it was... We did something else in Seattle, though, didn't we? No, you did. Oh, what did you do in Seattle? I didn't do nothing.

Two Live crew No we did I feel like we did something No we didn't do it But um Yeah We were not the two live crew No

Julian and I went to the first Starbucks Cool experience How much money I went to the gum wall by myself Yuck What a fucking loser That uh That Starbucks location

Makes on a You know just normal day Anywhere between 16 and 18 grand a day Oh And on a high end They make 36 Um We did the math

Is that high or low? I don't Look at that markup. On the low. On the low and $7 million a year, six or $7 million a year. With the cheapest cups on earth. Just that one location. And mind you, there's no overhead.

There's no, there's no tables, no furniture. There's nowhere to sit. It's literally you come in order, wait, and get the fuck out. You have to buy something to use the bathroom. Yeah. It's crazy. You know they make merch out there. It's crazy.

They just have merch stacked to the ceiling in boxes. It's the craziest shit I've ever seen. But, you know, hey, listen, when your brand is your brand, that's the shit you can do. I really walked around Seattle. I'm glad you guys all. like did something together. I really walked around Seattle by myself in the rain

listening to this is album. Did you see, Maul and I had a comment about did you see anyone in Seattle with an umbrella? Rain is just such a part of their being. There's probably people playing ball. If you have an umbrella in Seattle,

like if you're walking around with an umbrella, you're probably a tourist. Yeah. Oh. There were no umbrellas. There's no umbrellas. They just pull their hood up.

There's more aluminum. I didn't even see hoods. I just saw people standing in the rain. They pull their hoods up and they just walk and it's a beautiful day out according to the lovely people of these Seattle lights. Is what they called.

Did Pige go with you guys? No, I only saw Pige a sound check and then the sound didn't check. I don't know what the fuck. It didn't check out? I still don't know what Pete. No, Pige was fucking mad at me. Peage called me racist because I said that Austin Reeves wasn't as good as the Lakers were trying to make him out to be. And then what do you know, later on that night, Austin Reeves finished with 25 points.

And then Pige is drunk when he gets this info and he lets me have it in the fucking bar. He's like, you're a racist. You said that Austin Reeves wasn't that good. He had 25, 5, and 5. I'm like, all right, well, can I just look at the stats because I just want to see how he got this 25. That means somebody was passing the fuck out of the ball. He's like, no, you're racist.

White boys can play basketball. I'm like, Pete, I know. Larry Bird's a legend. I heard him screaming, it's just like Jim Crow. It's just like Jim Crow? Wow. Then I look up the stats and Russell Westbrook had 11. I said, okay, Pete, see, this is where Austin got his shit off at,

Russell was, you know, he had 11thous. By the hands of a black man. Yeah, by the hands of a black man. Austin Reed was able to progress. You heard that, Peach? Any other white man in this country, at the hands of a black man. We were talking about Kirk Hyrick earlier. Well, I was going to say, we also found out that Pige spent 24 hours in jail. And it was the funniest thing I've ever heard mine.

Why was Peege was sentenced to one day in jail? Like, no, that's a, that's, I'm not fucking with you. I'm dead ass. But not the day he got arrested. He had to go back like six months. No, no, he got sentenced. He got sentenced to one day in jail. Small, six months after the arrest.

It's not like he got a arrest. arrested spent the night. He got sentenced to one day in jail. He showed up to do it. Guess what he did when he went in? You guys are going to think we're lying. He showed up to prison at 9 p.m., right? He took two sleeping pills because

he was scared to go to sleep. And passed out in the big ass cell with everyone else. Like in the dorms, like that type of jail. But why was he sentenced to one day in jail? If you're okay with it, a child molestation. Well, what was he wearing?

You shouldn't have said yes. I don't know if I should laugh at being sentenced to one day for child molestation. He got a DUI. Okay. All right, DUI. So he got a DUI. And he took two sleeping pills. His sister dropped him off.

Yeah. Which I thought was just a terrible strategy when you're going into prison to knock yourself out. Right. He got a cavity check. He got his asshole check. And I was like, is that where you kept this? One day? Yes.

What is he going to do with drugs in his ass? They thought he was a mule. Yeah, right. One day, he just comes in to bring it in and get out. Yeah, right. Fucking mule, get out of here. Julian and I were thinking, like, oh, you brought the sleeping pills, like, in case you, like, met an enemy. Yeah, yeah.

He probably, like, knock him out. Like, you could knock the enemy out. You don't want to fight the enemy? You want to slip something in his drink? And he was like, no. He's like, I just popped him so I could, like, get some sleep. Like, he wanted his full eight hours. He said he slept and then ran full, then ran full court.

He played ball. for one day. He ran full court. He ran full court and slides. That's a lot of shit to do him one day in jail, though. Sleep and play basketball? Oh, no. He said he was taking push-ups at 4 a.

Yo, bro. I would too. Pige is a legend, bro. Pige was so fucking mad at me for saying Austin Reeves wasn't that good. He said, you're racist. He had 25, five and five. I said, yo, all right, cool, great game.

Can I just see how he got that? Because I know he didn't get that from dribbling. making moves. Like, somebody was feeding him the ball. What do you know, black man, Russell Westbrook. No, he was that he was coachable. That's why. Yeah, he is.

Very coachable player. I like Austin Reeves. I just think that they're trying to turn him into the next Caruso. He's not Caruso. We should have kept Caruso. I'm still laughing at Peach pulling up at 9 p.m. With, imagine your sister dropping you off to prison. Oh, you would do one.

And then Pete's lost his jacket in the bar. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. He's just been running around with. Pease, did you buy a jacket? Like, he's been bar. arms for real Pete. We got to get

PJ a jacket tomorrow. Oh no, he boarded the flight first because they just thought he was back from Afghanistan.

He had a car heart shirt and no sleep. Peach had on the Army Brown T-shirt with the buzz cut. Pease definitely

could board when they say all military and people that need extra time boarding are now welcome Pete could definitely welcome like

we were in service. Charlie was everywhere. Who's Charlie? Up to my knees and rice patties. He just strapped with his calves.

There was Charlie everywhere. We only had one rifle, two bullets. No jacket. No coat. Charlie was everywhere.

And you made it out? Make it out of the most improbable situations. That's what I'm saying? Like, we got to go back to some of these veterans that came back. Like, what if those are the dudes that was just in charge of, like, the fucking equipment lockers? Like, they were never even on the front line. And they were like, Charlie was everywhere. It was 30 days of rain.

And we may need to cut some of us. The new soldiers, too, like not the ones that be on the front line, the ones that in front of computers dropping fucking airstrikes. You can't have PTSD. You play in video games. Yeah, yeah. I play cold duty. I don't have PTSD. The drone operators, don't tell me you went to war, bro.

Don't tell me you went the war. If you operate drones and drop bombs from drones, don't tell me that you're a servicemen. You operating from Cleveland. Yeah, biggest part, like, I played Atari too, bro. Get out of here. No, you work from home. You work remote?

You're a remote soldier? You're on Zoom with the general. Like, all right, do I hit the button now? The biggest part of your job is having Wi-Fi. Yeah. Like if the Wi-Fi goes out, you're fucked. The nation is fucked. Imagine trying to murder a whole town in the Wi-Fi spotty.

Damn. You're hitting all the wrong shit. The drop is like a bunch of miles to the left. Yo. Oh my God. Peach, how did you leave your coat, bro? How? Because I saw your coat when I left.

In his defense, we drank way too much tequila. I've never seen Pete that drop. I woke up and thought I left my whole bag at the bar as well. And then I found out I left it in the closet that I hadn't opened up before. Oh, my God. Yo, Peas, he, all he tried to do that entire night was Crump battle me. He kept running up to me saying, but, yo, you don't even crump. I was like, Pete.

I was like, where was I? He was by the bar. He kept grabbing your heart. Yeah. He was like, yo, do you even know how to crump? I was like, Pete, you asked me this four times. No, I don't. Well, I thought Julian was going to clean up because we were in the, you know, the native land of the whites.

Yeah. I just thought Seattle would have all the white bitches and Julian would just. I was with clean up. I was hanging with a black woman. here we go you say that was such yeah he said that though you see how you said that right

that's it I hang out was that's kind of like when the old the picture from the Braves that says I have black people at my house all the time yeah John Roger

look at our reference I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say Peter Norris John Rocker John Rocker so yeah

I'm not racist I have black people at my house all the time I have a black friend so you have one black person yeah all the size we were in the Uber

with a black woman and a gay black guy. So naturally I brought up that Julian was a colorist. Got to bring that out of it. Boy, did they let him have it. And that fucking Uber? No, because she was, she listened.

She was hip. So she goes, I don't know why. She was hip to colorism. She goes, I don't know why you're into me. I'm too dark for you. And then I asked her, I asked Rory to. Yeah, you got to give a. Is that bad?

Is that bad? I love it. He said it. He said it. He said that in the Uber. And I immediately want to put my AirPods in and pretend like I was on the phone. Gone, gone, girl, gone girl. She's a gone, gone, gone, gone.

Oh my God, I love that. Eddie, can we play that? I'll play it. Yo, that really happened and they just laughed it off and I really thought we were, I felt like they filmed that. Yeah, no, I told Julian one time we was in the dressing room, and I said, I said, um... No, I was... Drop the money bags, it's cool.

No, no, no, I was texting. Yeah, no, no, I see. Julius was texting me. I was in the dressing room. I was in the dressing room. I don't want to say why, but... Nah, listen, man, you know, once you come stand on stage with the goats. Yeah, you become a goat.

Yeah, you got 37 and seven real quick. We're running a goat farm here, baby. Hold that, Austin, reasons. You know what I'm saying? Austin need to come to the show Wednesday. They're playing the Celtics Tuesday, right? Tomorrow. We might have to go to that tonight.

Well, tonight, when you're hearing this, playing the Celtics. since the album, Rory. Well, I did want to quickly talk about Julie and I chasing the mix last night. Oh. Chasing the mix? We chased the mix. Okay, what happened? What did y'all do?

Let me hear all about it. At midnight. That's funny. Yeah, the night starts at midnight. At midnight. I got a massage, and I was fucked up after it because it was like one of those massages that is really supposed to heal you,

not like make you feel good. Like she kicked the shit out of me. No happy ending. It was quite the opposite. Damn. But at that point, I got, rejuvenated and it was midnight and we were like let's go to Bootsie Bello

oh so y'all went okay I don't know where to begin of how much I didn't want to go and Julian kept trying to convince me I was easy to convince yeah I was gonna say don't it was mutual because only because of how close it is to where we are

yeah it made sense yeah that was the worst experience I've ever had It was terrible. Wow. I was forcing myself to get out of the VIP section to go to General Pop where it was safe. Yeah, I actually went out in the rain. I mean, we knew yorks. We used to it, but I didn't think anybody was going on.

We went out of Uber and, you know, come on, it's us. They delivered us right to Wally's table. Delivered us ill to a man's table. Yuck. In the rain? You're here with Whale, aren't you? Whale. You're here with Whaley?

Wally. We'll take you. to his table. Yeah. We got in that bitch. I immediately wanted to leave that section because it's just fucking everyone's in the section. Wally's never invited.

I was standing up by Waleh like in the section. I was down like not up on the raised level. So where we stood on the top of the couch at the whole club to see him? He was reliving his bell air. All right. No, no, no. Are we going to tell the truth? Yeah.

No, that's the truth. You said the truth. We stood outside the fucking ropes because I didn't want to go in that nasty-ass section. And while I was like, oh, come on. So I said what up to him and I said, I don't want to be the guy that moves the women out for me to get in the section. Right. We took a shot and then I immediately left that fucking section. You did that.

And then. Okay. Then we went to Soho House. We did go to Soho House. And closed it down. How was that? The server that was there is a fan of the pod. Oh.

So it wouldn't let us stay. You don't know the name? I don't remember his name. He's coming to the show. I told him to hit me up. Okay. He, they're like, everyone's got to go. We got to go.

He goes, if there's anything I can do for you guys, I really want to like, I'm a big fan. I want to like, to know, Roy and I look at each other like, let us stay. Yeah, can we get one more drink? He was like, nah. No, he was someone on a personal level. Like, yo, there was anything y'all need while you got to talk to somebody. Yeah, if y'all need, like, you know, just some old Peter North highlights and shit like that I got it for you. And then, uh, then like two fucking old gentlemen that really don't get any pussy anymore.

Julian and I stayed up to like 6 a.m. just drinking and talking about our feelings. It was nice. To the Sizz album. So you had a Pensy conference? Yeah. A Pansy Pauwale? Pretty much. It was a Pansy Pauwale.

It was a six of the morning. Okay. I hope you got some. Was Sizzar playing ever so softly in the backdrop? Yeah. Julian touched my knee. It was great. I don't even know what to say to that.

All right. Just come on. Just be yourself. All right. Ciz album. We're one of the most progressive cities in America. We accept you. Hot takes.

Where are we going with the Siz album? Yeah. Greatest album of all time? No, no. No, no. Let's start. Because I'm close. I'm close to saying it.

Shooting that is hard. But let's at least start with this. Cizza still hasn't missed. Because we said she hasn't missed and we don't know how many years. So she still hasn't missed. This project is fucking incredible. This is easily if nobody else puts out of it.

I don't care if somebody does put out of project after this. This might be the best album of the year. What other album would be better than this? I don't know. But this album, I'm not mad if this is album. And I get it. We dick riding all that. That Cizzer album is...

This is an incredible... First of all, I didn't even know Cizzo was capable of making some of the records that she made on this album. It's a pop album. It doesn't... Second half is a pop album, for sure. But it's so good that it almost doesn't even sound like Cizzer. It sounds like a completely different artist. How so?

Because we... It's very much Cizzer to me. We know it's Cizzer because we know Cizzer. But if somebody was to play that record and be like, yo, this is a lot. is a new artist from you would believe them. Like, okay, it sounds like a new artist. I mean, yeah, second half, she definitely got into some more rock and other type of sounds. All right, I have the weirdest take ever.

I have the weirdest take ever. A new weirdest take, because you have some weird takes, but this might be a new one? The best way to compare Cizza's first album and second album is... Oh, my God. You want to say this again, Pige. You said this in the car, Pige. Go ahead. Control is Illmatic.

Oh, yeah, he did say this. And SOS, it was written. Wow. How am I wrong? Control is the most precise fucking R&B album ever, the way Iomatic is with rap. Okay. It's a perfect album. It's fucking 10 records.

It's perfect. It has replay value forever. Yeah. Go on. We, to this day, say, most of us think it was written is better than Elmatic. Yep. He experimented differently. He chose different sounds, but he was still.

on his shit, but he grew his sound. It wasn't the perfect shit that we had with Elmatic. Right. SOS, it was written. And I think, give it 15 years, we might say one day SOS is better than control. The same way control is the classic that it is.

I know y'all clown me, but that was the first thing I thought about. I said, all right, control is illmatic. This is her, it was written. She has a complete. She had, her fucking, I wish I would have fucked him is, Nas just hate me now.

Like, oh my gosh. It's just a whole new sound And you're going for it You didn't say that in the car She didn't say that in the car She went pop Hey me now Nahz got with puff

Yeah We did we was like damn Nause You went and did like the pop shit You went with puff Leather suits Yeah leather suits Yeah leather suits Damn nah

You sit on top of the corner store Dressed in leather Spitting champagne And you got fucking puff screaming You know I fucking hate everybody Yeah She went Aver Levine pop rock On this album

Like it's the same thing to me Yeah to you To me, it's the same thing. No, no, no. Specifically. SOS is, it was written. Listen, once you say to you, I can't argue with you. As long as you, as long as you make it a personal thing.

Like, I'm never going to argue. To me. Yeah, I'm never going to argue how you take in music and how you identify with it. That's your thing. I just like to hear it because it's funny. But I do understand what you're saying. She stepped into a completely different sound. Yeah.

I get it. I understand what you're saying. It's an amazing. Gone girl to me is a fucking, that's one of the best. Gone girl is I gave you power. Jesus, Roy. Shut the fuck up. No, she was the gun.

I gave you. She was the gun in there. No, I get it. She was the gun and gone girl. I get it. Great movie, by the way. Gone girl. Classic.

Shout out to Ben. Classic. Shout out to Ben. Shout out. Wait. Was that the guy's name? Ben Affleck. Oh.

He meant to get in the film. No, yeah. He's in the film. Yeah. No, no. Like the act of character. No, no. They set up cameras and Ben Affleck is.

was there while they was... No, it was a documentary about Ben Affleck in Missouri. And the girl was like out of this. She's just fucking left. Yeah, gone. I fuck him because I miss you. You're not singing with me?

Oh, we back? She's back. Cut in. Fuck him because I miss you. The fact that I've been singing that, too, is even more PTSD. How should I have dealt with that? Cesar said your favorite athlete can't fuck.

That's why she ain't calling back. I mean, I wouldn't do that to Iverson. I think I'm going to fuck. Yo. What made you just think about that? Wait, whoa, Rory. What made you go with that? I didn't.

Yeah, like, yeah. I'm chilling. He don't even play no more. It's my favorite athlete. Of all time? Probably, yeah. Really? I'll put eyes in.

All right. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, yes. No. No, Max Iverson. I always took you for a Connor McGregor guy. No. Exactly. Or Canello.

No, Conello. I mean, but McGregor did. Deadless shrimp. We just left Seattle. Patty. Yeah, like. You look like a Gary Payton guy. Me?

What is that mean? I'm like Gary Payton. Wait, why Iverson can't be my favorite athlete? I'm not saying there's anything else. I just didn't take you for an Iverson, like, guy like that. Yeah, same. Why? What type of guy am I?

Face, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. He brought us closer to hip-hop culture. You liked white Iverson, the Post-Molol-A. You're like, yeah. Oh, so you're talking about Post-M-O-O-O-O-W. Yeah, wait.

Wait, you guys thought I was talking about the basketball player? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Not a little. No, you got some mistake. What did he play for the Nuggets? Knowing Iverson from the Nuggets. I like Iverson for the Grizzlies.

Oh, great career. I'm just killing out of MNus. Stellar. No, Siza did say that, but how should I have handled that situation when Shorty told me I fucked that guy because I missed you? I don't know. I thought me leaving because I probably was going to get angry. Was the best way to handle that?

Has anyone seen? said that line and that's made the man feel better about the situation. That's what I didn't understand, especially because I thought I was handling. I was like, oh, I'm so glad you were thinking about me. Wow. You would think, thank you.

You are so sweet. It's a really triggering topics to me more. Appreciate if you wouldn't joke. A girl telling you I fucked him because I miss you. That's basically what she said to me. And you being cool with it?

And you being like, your word. I was more upset that I was handling it okay because I was like, yeah, we're not really together. So I like, it's whatever. And then like she just, doubled down on it and was like, nah, I fucked him because,

you know, I wanted to be with you, but I couldn't, so I fucked him and that's just, I'm throwing up right there. She could have just came to me. Like, could have came to crib.

I'm available. Yeah, like, I'm right here. Like, the same way we're talking that you could have called me. You could have called me.

Did you ask her that? Like, why you can come back to me? No, we stopped speaking. Damn. Oh, you never fucked after that? I did not speak to that girl off

if she said to me. Oh, shit. When was the word? Oh, this man was hurt. Yeah. No, that's what I'm trying to express to you right now. Oh, okay, my bad.

I was very hurt that after I handled a situation cool, that she was like, yeah, no, it's just... There's no good reaction to that whatsoever. You can't... There's no good way to react to that. She really could have said, yeah, I just fuck that dude because I wanted to fuck him, and I would have been okay with that.

That's better. Like, I would have been totally... I would have been totally fine with that. Yeah, don't tell me you fuck the guy because you miss me. Yeah. Don't miss me then. Because now we can't continue on.

Stop missing me. No, that's what I'm saying. because now I can't continue on and think any time that, like, I go somewhere. Like, whenever you're just going to like, fuck somebody. Yeah, whenever you're like, oh my God, I miss you, I'm like, fuck. She's doing it again. She's getting fucked right now.

Peter North. Whenever she misses me, she's fucking fucked somebody. That's your angry voice? Yeah. That's my inside angry voice. Fuck. Did you send in voice notes? Yeah.

I send videos, though. Like, when I'm mad, I just showed my mouth on the video. What's the worst thing a girl has said to you, though? Since I'm being honest, dear. Yeah, but I'm gonna fucking fling with you? Just in that video. The worst thing that girls ever said to you? Yeah.

I never talked to me again. Not like an anger. Like I'm talking about like in a real situation that you're talking and she thinks she's saying the right thing. Like I fucked him because I missed you. And she thinks she's killing shit right now. Meanwhile, that makes you hate her more. Damn. I have one.

That's a good question. Because I've had, you know, girls say wild shit when they're angry. That's a Twitter conversation. I'm talking about that. Let me sip some water and think about that. I'm talking about when you're having a real conversation with a chick and she thinks she's being mature, logical, and saying the right thing in honesty. Meanwhile, it's the worst fucking thing she could say.

Because in that situation, after I was like, yo, we weren't really together. I get it. Like, you got to fuck other people. I understand. We're not together. Right. But then to say, like, she thought she was being on some ill, honest shit. I definitely been hit with like, I didn't know.

You didn't know what? That's it. Right. Exactly. What do you mean? You didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know it.

Yeah. I haven't know what it was going on. Yeah. Give me some context. Yeah. What was the conversation like? This girl I used to fuck with. It was fucking with one of my homeboys at the same time.

All right. You added way more context. There you go. Oh, I didn't know that was your homeboy. Yeah. I didn't know. Like, okay. I was like, why did you look at us like we would know that meant I fucked your friend?

I think I would know. See what I'm saying? You see how confusing that is? I don't know. A girl that I fucked years ago. Oh, is you know, this was really years ago. You know, this was really years ago. End up fucking one of my brothers.

And she told me. Like, I didn't know. See? But I didn't... I didn't know. You see what I'm saying, though? I didn't know. You know what my response was?

What? I don't care. Which brother? Yeah, which one? Never say that. Would never disclose that information. I was like, I don't care. Did he at one point not have a seat on his bicycle?

No, not him. Nope. Not him. And then became the head of black music? Nope, not him. But yeah, she told me that. I was like, I don't care. That was years ago.

Yeah. She said, no, I really didn't know. Like, I was like, who. Who gives a fuck? You know, when I was in high school, there was a, I considered a real friend of mine, and I didn't realize that, like, sometimes my memory was bad,

especially at that time. He asked me if I fucked a certain girl, and I was like, nah, we all fucked her, like, thinking I was being honest, and I forgot that he, like, wiped it. Yeah, that's tough. And to this day, I still regret. We all fucking in him in his eyes and be like,

nah, we all fucked. Yeah, we all. I thought I was being honest. We all fucked this tough. But I forgot that... You can't say we all. Okay, but you realize the difference between freshman year

and, like, junior, senior, senior, summer? Like, I forgot that he fucking wife the girl. Yeah. And we all beat. We all. How many is we all? We all is at least six. Not together, but like the whole...

We all are at least six guys. The whole friend group fucked. That's at least six. And I was like, no, probably four. That's still six. Including him five. Six. If we're including him and it's five, five.

And it's a friend you I don't know about. It's a bench. It's a bench. And I didn't even think. And I thought at that point, like, everyone just knew that that's who she was. And I'm sure she's an amazing wife and mother now. She's Matt Hill. But, yeah, well, I was just like, yeah, now we all beat.

Oof. No, honesty sometimes is just a, like, a bad process. You think you're being honest with your people, but that will hurt them more. And honesty hurts more when you're, like, front and, like, it don't hurt you. Oh, I'm, listen. Fuck them because I missed you to hurt my soul. I remember I told one of my whole. boys one time that I smashed

the girl that he smashed. I was like yeah, nah, you know I smacked. And I literally like caught him like five minutes later like he had tears in his eyes. No. I swear to get up. Do you have like the single two? No, his eyes was like watered up. Like both his eyes. No, he was a gang member. It was tattooed too. Both of his eyes

were like filled with water. Tatoos you start showing up. If he would have blinked like it would have been a fucking flood. Damn. And I didn't want to say that. But I saw him. I saw him. I was like, yo, he really upset about that. I mean, how do you get it through his Queen. How do you get him through that? Like, you can't really make him feel better, really?

No, I mean, he got over it eventually, but it was just weird that he really was hurt by that. I was like, so with you, bro. Ma, what you, you may not understand, like, a lot of us do like the women that we sleep with. No, what I don't understand. I know, like you don't understand that concept, but a lot of us, like, really like the women we sleep with. But dudes got to stop doing. Stop liking the holes, bro. Stop liking the holes.

Jam's. All right. You know what I'm saying? That's such a stupid gem. That's such a stupid gem. How? Because hos are fucking fun and incredible and have a lot of life perspective. They're the fucking best people to like.

I want to agree. I'm with you on that. I'm with you on that. But you know what I don't do? I don't act like I'm the only one they're having fun with. Oh, no. I agree with it. And that's what the homies be doing sometimes.

The homies be acting like getting mad when you find out a hoe as a hoe is like getting mad as somebody driving the rental car you had last week. That's an incredible comparison. That's actually a gym. You thought that car was yours? And he didn't even fill it up with gas. Yeah, like that car doesn't belong to you. Hey, buddy, get out of my car.

Like, no, man. That's a team's car. That's not your car. Like, what's wrong with you? Like, she's a home. And it's the compact $90 day car. It's not even the SUV. Like, how are you mad at that?

Like, bro, she's a hoe. She's fun. We all fuck with her. But like, this is my time with her. Like, you had your time. This is my time. All right. Yeah.

So that different conversation. Don't disturb our groove. you know what I'm saying? Like, we're over here doing what we do. That's not what I'm saying. I think you find it weird that sometimes we'll like. I do. Not like love, but like we'll like.

We like hose. Like we'll talk to the. Like we'll talk to them and like really get to know them. See, when you put the double like on it, I don't go to the double. See, that's what the difference. Sometimes you will like like. Yeah, like like like is a lot. No, yeah, like like like.

Oh, like is a lot? You can't double like the ho. Like like a hoe? What if you accidentally like a hoe? What if you don't know she's a hoe? And then by the time you love it. That's another thing we got to stop doing. We know when girls are hos, bro.

Sometimes we don't know. We only see her in very specific situations where it's just the two of you, you're not outside like that. And then you say a couple months in, have feelings. And then you start going out. And then you start seeing she's hugging up on the bouncer at the club. She knows all the DJs. When she suck you and lick you like that and throw that ass, you think you're the only one she's doing that with? No, I'm not naive to that.

That's muscle memory. She's been here. You're in the gym? I mean, yeah, she's experience. She's a fucking veteran. Are you kidding me? I saw finally, finally she found a real man. Like the one she could do it too.

She asked the problem. And then the homies end up being mad at me. I'm like, dog. I thought I was the first one. I thought I turned her out. There you go. Thinking you were the first one to turn a hoe out is fucking. That's insane.

That's a mental disorder. Yo, that's meant to disorder, bro. Like, you thought you turned. Now it's arrogance at his finest. If you really think you're that ill. What if you're just the prize? Yeah, I'm the prize. The prize.

The prize. Yeah. I'm the prize. Like finally she decided to be a porn star out of nowhere. Yo, bro, listen, I get it. I understand how guys like holes. Because holes are fun. Holes are great to be around.

But you can't like like a hoe. Why not, though? Come on, man. Have some fucking calling. And I don't want to make this. A Twitter conversation. Of course I've seen it happen. That's why we're having this conversation.

I'm laughing at, though. Why not what? You can't like like a ho. whole? Yeah, because then you end up fucking mad and wanting to fucking shoot the homie. He has said that before. Yeah, that's true. All right. I'm not saying that fucked your friends. That's a different

level. What about that girl is just a hoe? Then you end up shooting the other homies that fuck. They're like, you're going to end up doing something stupid because you fell in love with a hole and the homies is just doing whole shit with the what if she what if she's finally like went to

therapy and saw the light? And it was like now she knows that she is not her mistakes. I'm not my mistake. She was celibate for like a year. And she felt like, oh my God. And then you get with her? Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, yeah.

Okay. A celibate for a year. That's good for you. What if she realizes that the people that she gave her soul to didn't value it? And now she's ready to give it to somebody that values it. That deserves it. Yeah. I mean, I won't be the guy that deserves it.

It will never be me. Why not the time? Well, how would you know? What if she was, no. Because she's coming to you pure. I'm never that. I don't deserve a ho. She's already, you know, she knows what she's doing.

Yeah. I don't deserve to be with a hoe. Head is fire. Yeah. No. You don't lose. You can, you don't touch the court on summer.

I'm not that good of a man. In the winter, you don't touch the court. I don't deserve to be a ho. You hit the park in the summer. You still got your jumper. But you're a ho. No, I'm not a ho. Why you keep calling me a hoe?

I'm not a hoe, though. I don't. Why not? God wants more for me. Okay. What if you want a pure woman that is just trash at everything? I don't want to be a pure woman. Pure woman.

Yeah. You know what it's like a, I love men. Look, we go to either you're a ho or you're a pure woman. There's literally no different. There's literally a virgin or she's a ho. Or she's a ho. Like men just like, yeah, she's a whore. She's such a nice pure woman.

No, there's a woman that's right there in the middle. What if she's a good ho? But no one knows because she made you sign NDAs. Everyone knows. Wow, Adam. That's a sick transition. He's also transitioning. Thank you, Pete.

I hate your face. How about that? What did I do? What if your face would just meet my fist at three o'clock? I don't want to do. that meeting. We can reschedule that one. He's also Edin is also transitioning.

He is transitioning to a American citizen. Congrats on your God bless America. We also found out on the tour confessions when it's the six photos of us. Oh yeah. Pete puts the Mexican stereotype filter on SEPIA. Edens' photo.

It's the sepia, the yellow filter. He puts it on edits. Oh, for real? I didn't even notice that. I didn't even notice that. Yeah. Pete is incredible. He's a fucking idiot, man. He's a beast. So yeah, getting guys to sign an NDA. So apparently Lori Harvey's been, I don't know if it's true or not, but let's just say it's true. Lori Harvey has been rumored or it's been said that Lori Harvey has now demanded that guys that she dates sign an NDA that they cannot speak about their relationship.

And if they violate these NDAs, they are fined a million dollars. Millions and penalties. That's crazy. Which means she's fucking only millionaires. Exactly. Is that true? I don't know. If I liked Lori Harvey, yeah, I'd probably sign a NDA.

I'm not signing no fucking NDA, man. Because the signing of the NDA is basically saying, like, yo, you're going to try to catch cloud off fucking me. Signed to NDA is like, sign to NDA out the first link is sick. That's what I'm saying. It's like, what? What? It's like a pre-nove. And every woman on the internet and blogs, we understand Lori Harvey is not trying to fuck us.

We're aware. We know that. I know. We're a bunch of guys talking about a girl that won't fuck us. I get it. I understand. We just told my women's having men. signed the NDAs. I would not sign

the NDA if a woman asked me to sign it just to say you can't say you fucked with me. But I was saying it, I found it weird. That's for these new hybrid and niggas that just run around talking about all the girls they fuck. Like, that's what this is for. It's like a new wave of, yes it is. It's to stop men from saying, oh yeah, I used to fuck with her.

Don't do that because we're podcasters. And you still don't know who I fuck. Men have gotten really chatty. Yeah. Men have gotten fucking microphones. And men as a fucking gender, we've gotten, I'm gonna, I'm gonna claim my gender, even though I don't think I've been chatty at all. Talk about it. But I do, I do claim my gender.

He's a man today. Wow. Today. You know, maybe tomorrow. If I need to use the women's bathroom. If the line's too long at the men's room, I definitely transition for a second. Yeah, go to the stool. Men have gotten really fucking chatty, and we get on podcasts, we get microphones.

Or even she fucked with the rapper crew, the actor crew, entertainment crew, that crew has gotten really fucking chatty and they talk all the time. So yes, women should have men sign NDAs now. Because men have not shut the fuck up in the last 10 years and it's weird. Start fucking with some real niggas now. What constitutes that? Nah. Just because the nigga got money and he got fame, he ain't real.

I'm not running. How many years we know each other? Over a decade. You might know three girls that I fuck. Probably. Exactly my point. I don't talk about girls that I sleep with. And I've only had sex with one girl since we met, so. Yeah. I don't talk about girls that I sleep with. Like, I don't do that.

And I'm not no fucking super famous guy. Like, I just don't, that's why if a girl told me to sign India, I look at her like she was crazy. Like, you think I'm going to run around here and just broadcast that I'm fucking with you? Well, she's protecting herself. Yeah, it's not about you. Yeah, I'm protecting myself too. I will never tell nobody. My question is like, if she's interested in someone and she takes them on a date, when does the NDA come out?

Because it's not, I imagine it's not like a first link. And I don't believe this is true, by the way. She, I don't. She, she not. Has she not become a lick in regards to her name being brought up? Yeah, because she wraps and photos, everything. You walk outside with her. She's a lick now.

Yeah, but that's because she should protect the lick. But that's because it's cool for dudes to say who they fucking. That's corny to me. That's corny. That's corny. No, no, no, you're talking about logic right now. I'm talking about real life. Yeah, I agree.

Because dudes won't shut the fuck up. I totally understand, Lori Harvey saying, sign this fucking NDA. So if we fucking around, you shut the fuck up. No, I understand her saying sign it. I'm laughing at the dudes that's actually willing to say. signing. Are you, is it ridiculous because it's an NDA or the money amount?

No, the NDA. Well, that's why I always found it funny when dudes would have NDAs for girls like, bro, she's broke. Where you're going to sue her if she breaks this non-disclosure agreement? How does it any different than the fact that like, I understand that

Bow Wow, Soulja Boy, they've been very vocal about their NDAs. Obviously we know. But that's different because they run it around fucking, you know, IG chicks that's looking for come up. Like, don't treat me like the IG chick that's looking for a come up. But I found, yo, you want some of ass, you got to sign this NDA.

She's the female version of that. No? But I'm not the male version of that. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Like, you're not understanding what I'm trying to tell you? He's not a hoe. Like, I'm not looking for a come up off of a girl's name that I'm fucking. Like, are you kidding me?

Sign a NDA? I just don't understand. Who are you talking? I'm from New York City. I grew around bad bitches my entire life, bro. I'm not signing on NDA to say, yo, I can't say, I don't talk about who I fuck. Period. It is what it is.

I don't do that. Now, some dudes that do that because it's a come up for them. I'm not signing that. Get out of hell with that shit. Nah. It's not that serious to me. And for the record, I don't think this is true. I think this is bullshit.

They just putting out there about Lori once again. I said this years ago, Rory attest to it. She's the realest nigga in the game. That is a fact. I said that years ago. I didn't repeat what you said. No, you didn't. Never be it.

But I said it years ago, I'm like, yo, Lori Harvey's the realest nigga in the game. She'd be spinning these niggas like tops. And they keep coming back. I'm like, yo, she's just playing with these niggas. Like, that's crazy. That's ill to me. to me, when I see women do that, I'm like, yo, she's ill. And she don't talk about it.

I just heard her voice for the first time six months ago. Never heard her voice. I still haven't heard her voice before, yeah. Like, I didn't even know what this girl sounded like. I was hoping she had like a cigarette raspy voice. Well, what was her voice? Yeah, what, wait, wait. She had a nice voice.

It matches her. She has a, she has a soft, pretty voice. Again, though, what was the point of rappers having NDAs for chicks that have no money? Protect your ID. I think it's also in an NDA. If you break an NDA. They're going to sue a girl that has nothing for you to take. She has nothing to lose.

What the fuck is the point of a year? I don't know if rappers were sued. I don't know how that worked. But the NDA is because basically it's basically saying like, I'm the one here that has something to lose if you say that we fucked with each other. That's what I'm saying. If you have a bum bitch signing. I'm like, I would look at that shit like, wait.

So you mean to tell me that you're the only one here with something to lose here? Like, no. If a bum chick signs an NDA to fuck with a millionaire. and she starts talking about it. What is the millionaire going to do? Sue a girl with nothing? No, send them bitches to jail. They're not going to, NDA don't make you go to jail.

Send the bum bitches. Send the bum bitches to prison, man. It only works the way Lori Harvey allegedly would do it. And NDA makes no sense when you're fucking... It's like an empty threat. No, but like, Rory's saying if the woman who's broke doesn't have any money to begin with, where's this money coming from? What am I suing you for?

That she can mythically pay for. Or they paid a woman for sex? Yeah, that's the woman. Well, what if she's... No, I know... But I know... I know dudes that, you know, Richard, famous people,

that make every girl, even if they're not fucking... Justin Bieber. Sign an NDA, which I get... Signed at NDA to go in the house, take their phones, I get all that type of shit. Yeah, yeah.

You should do the phone shit. You bitchers ain't taking TikTok to my kitchen. But at the end of the day, what happens if the girl starts talking? She has nothing to lose. Send her freedom. Send her to jail. That's not how NDA.

I don't care. I want her in prison for life. Uh-huh. Intimidation. I mean, no, definitely. I definitely think that's what I'm saying.

So for girls to put that on the table, like, yo, listen, I want to go on this day with you, but before we go, can you sign this NBA? All right. How NDAs really have worked

is when you're doing business with somebody and everyone has something to lose. And the NDA is for that purpose. And if you violate an NDA, no one will ever fucking work with you again. That's how real NDAs work. Yeah. When you're given an NDA to some bum-ass

She has nothing to lose. She can start talking. And you can't sue her. You can sue her. You can sue her and for what? Lose her Instagram account. Like, what the fuck are you saying for? Lose her Instagram account.

There's no real value. Take her Instagram account. You know, you know, you know when women lose their Instagram account. They go crazy. They send you personal text. No, she'll start a new one and say hacked at 100 followers. Hacked at 100. Hacked at 100.

Like that's going to make me follow. You had a hundred. Oh, shit. Let me follow you now. I just don't. The only way NDA's work in that world is what Lori Harvey would be allegedly knowing. To me.

I don't think you have to tell a bunch of millionaires. Shut the fuck up if we talk. I think this just adds to the legend. Can't do it to a bum bitches. Her legendary stories. This just asked her legendary story. She has dudes signing NDAs to go out with her. This is more to the legend of Lori Harvey.

Well, why? I don't think it's true, though. I would sign the NDA. I would sign the shit out of that NDA. But I would sign it with like a false signature. Mm. Sign it with your right hand? Have to get like a hand right next word to prove it was you.

Roy and I are left to. That's hilarious. They don't know how funny that was. Oh, that was a good. That was really good. Come on, this is what I do. I've been doing this for a few years now, man. Stop playing with me.

All right, himithy. Himithee. How do you guys? Don't call me Himmuthy. No, no, no, don't try to move on. Don't call me Himith. Him north. I'm telling me.

Mexico is right here. All right, what chick would you sign a NDA for? Yeah. I'm not signing no NDA, bro. I'm not. Why not? Because I don't talk about who I fuck with now. What about Lotto?

What about Lotto? No, fuck out of here. I'm not signing the NDA to fuck no girl, bro. That's crazy. That's insane to me. And it's disrespectful. We didn't even get to how disrespectful. That's disrespectful to tell me to sign the NDA.

Like, what? Who are you talking to? I'm not signing no fucking NDA that's going to dinner with you. Are you kidding me? You're out to your indie, bro, come on. She just slides it to you on the table? Stop, bro. We can't do that.

No, I completely agree with you. I'm just trying to play. That's so disrespectful. I would laugh at a girl. It's funny, but then it's, when you think about this, like, wait, so you think I think I'm one of them? Like, you think I'm just be out here like, yo, yo, I just want to,

yo, you, I just want to, yo, does she have the pen on her? Where does the pen come from in this? Or it's like an E-Sig? It's like a E-Sig. Let's be really truthful. If you could just beat Lori Arvarez, we don't know her personality, nothing. But we've all fucked women that probably look worse than her. I have for sure. For less. For less. For the freebie. And we've actually done. And out of me. And cuddled with it. Let's all be, like, can we be real as that for a second? Like, Lori?

Like, Lori? Exactly. So, in the event, let's talk as men. We're in the boys club. Yeah. She's in the . Right now and just throws down a contract. All you have to do is sign.

Wait, fuck her. You got mad at him posting a video where we are. And then you're sacked right now. We have the edit button. What's wrong with you, dog? He's crazy. Yeah, where did you laugh through? He just made Julian.

Yo, do me a favor? Don't ever do this again respectfully. We're live at the For a week we'll be here. Like, what are you talking about? We can literally, we can literally just, I'm believing all this. Believe all this.

Look at you trying to get out of this fucking conversation. Right. All right. If Lori was, she spread eagle on this Radisson bed. Yeah. Before I signed with it, that's crazy. We're in the Radisson.

At the Radisson bed. Yeah. And all it is is just a contract. And you all it is. You have two shoes. You've had. you've had one glass of red wine you've had an amazing vegan meal

you did mad squads you have a condom on you because you know you think I would use a condom with Lori Harvey you wouldn't sign a contract of bullshit to fucker let alone

yes I think you'd wear a condom you're using a condom after an NDA that's hilarious that's sick wait what's sick just so I know what to laugh at you're not wait hold on you got to

You sign in a NDA and using a condom? No. Oh. But I'm not signing the NDA. I'm not using a condom. No, but under Rory's scenario, would you sign it? Bro. She's right there.

I'm signing that fucking contract. Yes, and that's fine. I sign too. Listen, for the jokes and shit, I understand. I get it. But if it's anything Rory know about me is, my integrity and my morals is before anything. I don't give a fuck about none of that. What that got to do with her pussy?

I'm not, I'm not signing. I'm not signing. I'm not signing no NDA. I'm not signing. You are that guy. Bro, I'm not signing no NDA. Because you basically feel like I'm going to leave here and tell everybody that we fucking. I'm not doing that.

Well, it's your standard procedure. For her, cool. That's great. But I'm going to laugh at any dude that signs an NDA. So how are you going to have you ever signed a check at a restaurant with your signature? And then fucked a girl afterwards after you took her out to dinner. You did sign a piece of paper. That paper has been signed.

What's the fucking difference? Yeah, but the check has nothing to do with, yo, you can't tell nobody that we fuck you. Okay. What if she just wanted an appetizing to do that? I don't do that. It's just disrespectful to be like, yo. I feel like you would, this is so you can't say anything. I wasn't saying anything anyway.

Like, who are you talking to? Like, I don't talk about what I fuck. Then what's the problem? No, I'm not, just, I'm just not signing that. That's disrespectful to me, to me. That's like, yo, I'm not one of them niggas. Like, you got me fucked up. I'm not signing that.

I'm not saying that. Yeah, but still, I'm not signing that. Is this like a PTSD thing? No. It's just a me thing. What does she mean? Pinky swear. They're going to fucking kill us for referring to Lori Harvey as her pussy.

I don't know we were She doesn't want to fuck any of us I know Look he said he's pinky swear I pinky swear To me that means more Like if Lori wanted to pinky swear me I'm like alright I don't pinky swear

I will say I never Make a pinky swear Can I ask pinky swear? Who? You guys will be friends forever Yeah I can pinky swear Oh no that's fine

I was alright While we're here You'll fuck Lori Harvey If she just makes you sign of paper Oh not off That I'm not That I'm not Why we have pinkies together.

That I'm not doing. Fuck out of here. Fuck that. Hell no. That's just disrespect for Patreon. For Patreon? For Patreon, would I sign the NDA? Yeah, to do that, yeah.

To have sex with Lori, are we on? I'm not having sex with. Content. On Patreon? What's the NDA at that point? That is true. What is the NDA? Maud doesn't like NDAs because the only sex review that ever went out to the public was the, like,

an eight. He was the greatest sex that ever happened in life. And eight is not a bad thing. I'm saying that was a lie. That girl was lying. Oh, she should have signed an NDA. You say you're higher or lowerity? No, I'm not saying that.

I'm just saying that girl, she's... You're being modest. No, I don't know that. No, don't be coy. I understand. Don't be coy. Don't be coy. No, that was a...

That was some random person I just sent. I'm glad they didn't send some shit saying that I was terrible. But if you had her sign to NDA, she couldn't say shit. Right. No, but it didn't matter because she didn't reveal who it was. I made a shoot. Someone could just spread lies on the internet. That's it.

What? Someone could just spread lies on the internet. That's what I'm saying. So I'm glad with the story she told wasn't a bad story. Because it could have been worse. She could have been like, yo, this nigga's trash. He's terrible. Then I'll be out here looking like, you know what I mean?

Like, I got a fucking smirmy wormy in my pants. Smurmy, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? At least she lied and like big me up. Like, you know what I'm saying? Made me sound like I was like, I, like, I respect that. Big Big eight.

The what? Big Big Gates. You call them all the gape? Big eight. Oh. Don't ever. Yo, edit. How far is Mexico from here?

We're very close. He's not making it. Roll his ass down. Oh my God. We can put him in a Uber in Mexico over here. Roll his ass down 10 all the way to San Diego. Be an Uber pool. There was something else that I read about this Lori Harvey thing.

Can't remember what it was, though. Would you ever make a woman sign of India? Nah. How do you guys feel about pre-ups? That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't. If I'm marrying my, if it's my wife, I'm not making. and my wife's on a pre-knut.

I just feel like I'm the last person that should talk about anything. Like if I'm... Yeah. Like, if you want advice from me. I got this one. I'm about to go to the bathroom. My thing with that is, if we're getting married

and you love this woman, obviously, it's your life partner. Yeah, no, no, I know. That pre-nup shit is like... Yeah, right? Life partner. You don't put that pre-nup on the table for your wife. No.

I wouldn't do a pre-up. She's supposed to get half. She's supposed to. Especially if she has your kids. Is there in any case where... I would never do a pre-no. Like, seriously, jokes aside, I know who's... I would never do a pre-no.

Why? Because you almost preparing for the worst. Which you should do in life, but... Right. I mean... You never know. Why stop at the most important decision of your life? Because I don't feel like that's the most important decision.

Yeah, I was going to say, that's your most important decision. Will you spend the rest of your life with? Man. There's a thing called divorce. I'm playing devil's advocate, too. I wouldn't... I'm not, I'm not a pre-up person. Yeah, I'm not...

I've admitted that I have trouble kicking women out. Like, they stay all day. You think I'd be ill enough to say a pre-nup? I love your pussy. Well, that's what lawyers are for. You don't have to say it. That's true. Yeah, because the lawyer is going to stop that conversation when she walks in the door.

It's like, yeah, your lawyer reached out today. Oh, my God. That's love. That'll be a day. Yeah, that's, you know, me? That's fucked up. You don't want to go through that. You think you'll get married?

No. No. Yeah. I can see him all be married. I think I will. Yeah. I think I will. And he's like, like, 80s.

You snap one at the senior citizen home. Yeah, I think I'm, I'm on my way out, I'll get married. Everybody in this room. I tried and fails. I think when I'm on my way out, I'm like, you know what, man, let me stop playing these fucking games, man. Just got ahead and marry. Was that the last time for you? He can't wait to get his rebound.

Roy going to catch it off the back, boy? He's catching that shit off the glass. He'll go push the break and dunk that shit next time. He can't wait. He knows he missed the first one. Roy goes for 25 and five. Yeah, he's going to catch that rebound and push the break. I mean, Dennis Robin was a redhead.

That's a fact. That's a fact. That's a fact. Did you try again? Try again. Maybe. Does he look like the type of guy that takes a L and... I just myself off and try again?

He takes a licking and keep on ticking. I'm a fighter. I am a fighter. Those Irishmen, listen, they fight to the death. You got to kill an Irishman if you're getting to fight with him. you guys think you'll get married? Julian? I don't think Julian's getting married.

Julian is definitely not getting married. Well, she won't be a black woman. We know that. No, of course not. Well, that goes outside. That's sick that he could just throw that out there like that. He just leans into it. That goes what I was saying.

I don't want to be affiliated with him. I'll just be honest with you. I'm not affiliate. We don't hang out. We go a tour together. That's it. And then you get married? Probably.

You have to for citizenship. I should have seen that coming. You are 90 day fiance. You are not letting you get off. No. Fuck. I want to. I do.

really want to. Who? Julian, cut it out, man. You're not wanting to get married, bro. You don't want to get married, bro. I do. No, you don't. Now, Julian does strike me as one of those hoes that is

probably going to have one of the better marriages when he's 35. Roy and got a heart to heart last night. Julia's just waiting to marry into, like, the richest family in the Hampton, so that's what he wants to do. Well, that's not the bad. No, he hangs with the Clinton. He's, you're kidding me? He's going to marry Chelsea. Yo, Julia is definitely trying to marry Chelsea Clinton.

Roy and I had a heart to heart last night. And I told him, like, I grew up in a very loving household. My parents are still married. Yeah, he kept bragging to me. That conversation would end it quick with me. Like, yo, Julie, get to fuck out of my room. Yeah, I was very, which is very tough for me. I was very vulnerable about my upbringing.

And Julian was like, yeah, no, like, my household, like, it was just so much love. He had so much love. Roy's spit in pure trauma at me. And I'm like, my parents are ill. My parents kissed every night before they went to bed For real Like I was abused My mom had to go find my dad

He was at the bar It's time to come home Julian's like yeah no We ate together as a family every night We prayed at the dinner table We ate s'mores We washed the dishes And we listen to the Isley brothers

So what's your excuse Excuse for being a hoe then? Yeah Well I'm not a hoe Who's not a hoe you? Here we go I'm not I love that Mara

I'm not gonna put that on you Yeah I'm gonna put that No, I think my, I, I've always been in the space where I want to figure out my career and my, take care of myself. That was the most ho-shyed I was. No, no, not. But then again, you're still, how old are you? I just turned 30.

Yeah, you should. I got time. Yeah, you got time, bro. Do you? Yeah, all my brother's married late. We're all on borrow time. I'm not worried about it. When you say like that?

We all on borrow time. Love. I love, love. I would love to be in a relationship. It'd make me a better person. It has made me a better person. You think so? When I've been in a relationship, I've been a better person.

That's what so. I'm glad that you can identify that and really like, you know what I mean? I like that for you. No, I love a liar. Yeah. Fuck you. I think I'd have kids before I'd get married though. Well, yeah, because that's just in your genetics.

Yeah, that's definitely in my genes. I want to stay in this country. Yeah, exactly. You can't just have kids. No, but my team would take the 90-day fiancé show to your village with the girl. To my village? You've never seen the show? Have they ever seen color TVs when you from?

They put the, they put the slits. You guys don't watch that a fiance. They always take them to the village. Oh my gosh. Pige, what about you, man? Piz is drinking a brew. He's not getting him about the fucking married. He's married to the life.

He's married to the Apple products. He's married to the game. He's married to the Photoshop. Yeah, I'm married to the fucking game, baby. That's what you got to do. There's a family. Photoshop of Family. Premiere, everything.

One day it'll happen. Oh, man. Well, I did read while we're on couples and stuff. read a recent study showed that couples would join bank accounts stay together longer. Would you share a bank account with your significant other? I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Should we just have Roy sit in the rest of this one out? It's okay, Roe. I like the fact that Rory tried, he tried, he fought. He fought. He fought. He walked where no other 31-year-old man has walked before. He got on bended knee at the Rock Nation brunch and he was not 31. It was 20 something. 29? 29.

Yeah, he was 29. Got on 28. Oh, yeah, it was definitely not my 30. Honestly, like, what the fuck were you thinking, bro? You were 28 when you did that? At 28 years old, in hindsight, that sounds crazy. At 28 years old, what the fuck were you thinking? Do you want to get into like the trauma part?

But this is going to be part of my, save this for Patreon. If anybody else is out there still listening, we are in L.A. The Regent Theater, Wednesday, December 14. And we wrap up this 2022 tour. This is your A-S-M-A-S-M-Undy at the Wilba. The Wilba. In Boston. Get your cackies and pocketa-ca.

Is cackies a Boston thing? I didn't know. Yeah, cackeys. Cackeys is a thing when you're trying to get a job in the hood. Just going cackies and sweater. I feel like anyone from Boston would beat up somebody in cackies. Yeah, well, now, maybe in 2022. Yeah.

And, yeah, cackeys is an L.A. thing. You, like, really light blue jeans. Like, that's Boston. Like, baggy blue jeans. That's a Boston thing? It's really specific. You got to go to Saturday. You know that, right?

Huh? You got to go there Saturday. You're going to keep talking about them like that? Oh, yeah. Cool. Cool. Yeah. Yeah, so tickets are still on sale.

LA is almost sold out. Boston, excuse me, tickets are still available. So yeah, man, I guess we get to get some sleep and get at it again tomorrow. Yes. Got a long day ahead of us. Yeah, we do. Shout to Baby Face Ray, too. I was listening to the mob album.

Shout Baby Face Ray. I don't, you know, scissors got everything on lock right now, but Baby Face Ray got a dope album out right now. Emotional oranges as well. Emotional oranges as well. Emotional oranges. So yeah, man, we'll be back in a couple days to talk to y'all. That's it. You good?

I'm excited. I'm excited too. Get some sleep because we got our early day tomorrow, fellas. Yes. We hit the golf course. Can't wait. The links. We ride at noon.

We're going to link at the links. June is four hours late, mall. Yeah, I'll be there at noon. He'll be there at noon. Absolutely. We'll be on the eighth hole at that point. We'll be rounding the corner. I'll show up to make sure y'all good.

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