New Rory & MAL - Episode 129 | Merry Chrithmith

Episode Date: December 23, 2022

Merry Chrithmith from the Crip Santa. Welcome to our last pod of 2022! (there will be a Patreon don’t hate us yet) Our tour has officially come to an end. We spent our final night in Boston after the show with some fans at a local pub. Shoutout to the lesbian couple that kicked it with us all night. We recap the highs/lows of the full tour and discuss an international “Pure Breed Tour” The guys discuss their best/worst Christmas gifts and Rory shares more trauma. Sadly, the Belgian waffle maker couldn’t keep the family together. Somehow we ended up discussing getting punched by Mike Tyson. Would you let him punch you? We pivot to music and discuss our top rap/r&b albums of the year and break down B Dot’s list. Naturally after music we discuss bathroom etiquette. Do you sh*t at the airport? Finally, we recap the reception from the No Jumper interview and discuss Prince/Mike tickets. Listen as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. spend time with your family and we’ll see you in the new year Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know, I love Shake Shack, but when I see that line at JFK, I'm like, what are you doing? Like six in the morning, but that's my point. Why are you eating that shit and then getting on a flight? That's sick. That's the craziest thing in the world to me. Like, I'm going to have this burger with cheese and I'm going to get a strawberry shake. With fries. Then I'm going to get on this fucking six-hour flight to Cali.

And I'm a middle seat. Yeah, like, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro? No, worry and my. Merry Christmas. Yes. To everybody out there, happy holiday. Pray that you are all safe. And everybody had a great, great year.

Almost done. We got about a week left. Something like that. Week left in 2022 was a great year. Time is just a construct. Oh, man. Time is definitely something that you start thinking about as you get older. Like, all right, who's making these rules of how fast this shit moves?

Because to think about everything that. happened this year, everything that we've done this year. It's like, damn, man. All of that was in just one year. And it feels like it was just January three months ago, honestly. Kyrie needs to reset the simulation. I think that's our only hope at this point. Yeah.

Unflatten the earth. Let's get back to this globe. We should start. I hate doing this, but, you know, we should be nice. Well, first and foremost, let's thank every city, every, everybody that came out to all the shows. A congrats team on a successful tour 2022. Cities, I don't mind thanking.

But our crew, our team, our friends, our pals. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, Ed and thank you, Julian, Damaris, Benner, Brandi, Oren, jazz, you know, the whole crew for the whole year. Peach, of course. Big Peach, the biggest. Wolf, my apartment, Beth. Basley. Definitely, Beth.

Thank you, Beth. All the photographers that came out. Yeah, man. The one girl in Seattle that stayed out with us. Which ones? Who's, who's, oh. Whose boyfriend left there? Those two specific shoutouts.

Who was the most fun fan on tour? What do you mean? The most fun fan. You're trying to get it. Yeah. I remember, like, who were the memorable fans? Oh, there's so many. The London, the London chick girls.

The London chick girls? Who's the London Chicks? Oh, chicks. Okay. London girls. No, they weren't fans. They were just people you brought. They were memorable to you.

They were fans. I thought you were going to say they were memorabilia. Jesus Christ. Well, say, that's a new one. Referring to a woman as memorabilia. They were fuckable merch. The merch that keeps on giving. Hey, I just wanted a hoodie.

But this will do. Yeah. I'll take this. Thank you to Chicago, D.C., Charlotte, Houston, Dallas, Seattle. Atlanta. Atlanta, New York, L.A., Boston, Mexico City. Yeah, Mexico City, yeah.

London, of course. Demand them. Yeah, man. Thank you to everybody. I said Boston, right to Wilbur. Boston. Thank you to everybody came out. The lesbian couple.

They were like the last fans who met, but they were cool. In Boston, super cool. I told them, when I went to the bar to meet Julian and the guys, I was like, yeah, I'll come to the bar kick, which I went to the bar and they was in there, the girls was talking, and they was like, you know, You know, kind of like canoodling a little bit. Well, they were in a relationship. Well, yeah, but you know, you can do canoodle.

They were in love. Yeah, but they were canoodling. You know what canoodle it is. So then I turn and I'm looking at them as they canoodle. And I say, yo, yeah, yeah, stop all that gay shit, all that gay shit. That's very funny. I mean, no, they know. It would have been funnier if she said that.

Yeah. Yeah, chill out. Yeah, tell you, chill. Come on. Come on. Come on. All that gay shit. Shout out to them.

They were super cool. It was really, really sweet girls. Yeah. I feel like next year we have to figure out a way not to bring Edin anywhere. I think that's probably the only thing I can really think of as far as notes. Yeah, the only note I have is we have to find a way for Edin to

record us remotely from his like bedroom where we don't have to see his face. Zoom with no video either. Possibly no audio. We could just do the chat. Just chat. Find a way to make sure that the projectors are working in every venue. What are we on tour? About 7, 8, 411?

What? As far as projection. The vectors working? Yeah. Oh. Because London was, no, didn't work. Seattle cut out. Seattle cut out.

Houston, we didn't even have one. Houston. No, no, we had one in Houston. Oh, we did one? Yeah. I don't know, man. We had one in Houston. D.C.

It cut out. Did it? Yeah, we could, like, the moment we got on stage, Pige got a fucking FaceTime call on it. Oh, that's a freestyle for two hours. Got about that. That set it off. Oh, man.

Damn. So, yeah, eight for 11. Yeah. Eight for 11. In retrospect, not bad, but not bad. Not bad. There's going to be. The projector should work in every show. Agreed.

Agreed. But if it's one thing we do know that it's going to be hiccups, it's going to be, you know, mishaps here and there. But overall, shout out to the team. Shout out to you guys for a successful 2022 tour. It was a great, great run. Yeah. Met a lot of cool people.

What was your favorite show? My favorite show? Uh, hmm. I really liked Chicago, man. Chicago was great. I like Chicago. Chicago Catfish the whole tour. Yeah.

That was the first show and I was like, oh, this is going to be fucking great. Yeah. Then we get to DC projector the moment we step on stage, done. L.A. was good, too, though. I loved our L.A. show. I loved our New York show. New York show was really good. London was important.

We didn't really have no bad shows other than the projectors not working. I think the crowd was great. I think, you know, everybody that came out, everybody that came on stage, the couples were great. Boston I could barely keep my eyes open But it was cool Boston no Boston was I like Boston Boston Boston was Boston like the energy Grandma that was out

Right yeah I was trying to fuck Oh man I can't wait for her to make me chicken And dumplings Sometime in the future I mean I think that solidified You may be the heartthrob Of the podcast community I think that's solidified

You are a sex symbol Roe you don't In this broadcast game You do not turn on the 80 year old demographic You know what we don't know Where our demographic is coming from and women are in their 80s that listen to the show. Yeah.

I'm pulling those numbers in for us, for sure. Come on. God damn. They definitely download. Yeah. Oh, no, the 80-year-olds? Yeah. They hit download. They go back.

They go back and listen for sure. And I bring out all the women that like Jada kiss. Absolutely. It's a balance. We need balance here on this thing. So shout out to all of the cities. Thank you for everyone that came out and supported us this year. We appreciate you.

We love each and every one of you. And we promise we'll be. back soon to some of these cities. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or maybe not. Who knows? You guys want to run it back for 2023? No, we're definitely tour, but I'd like to do more international stuff. We should have Toronto. We had offers for Toronto. It just didn't make sense for this year. Toronto definitely. I think that I do like the idea of us because I do, the way we did London was right. We were in the city for a few days. We got a chance to

to kind of move around the city and experience the city. I think that's the way to do this. Enough choose to go around. Yeah. I think that's the way. I think that's the way to do this. Buss it down the pack. The podcast and thing.

I think you need to spend time in the city. Yeah. Together. Yeah. Well, no. I mean, not you. Not together. We need to be together.

Like, you go over there and experience that. And then keep those experiences to yourself. Yeah. But yeah, I think that that's the way to do it. I think you spend time in the city. You go to different places, different restaurants and things like that, meet people on the street. streets, have conversations.

You know, I think that if we had a chance to do that, even though we frequent Atlanta and a few of these other cities, I think that's still a good way to do this podcast. Because podcast touring is a little different. Like, when you're a recording artist and you have your set, you have your music, you know, you can kind of, it's muscle memory. You know what you're doing every night. You know what records you're doing. With podcasting, with talking and engaging with the people more, I think you need to be

more familiar with the city and what's going on at that. that time, like real time type of thing. So I do want to, for our next tour, the way we schedule it, we should be in the cities for a few days. Absolutely. Until we hit the stage. Because London, it just felt good. We was there for a few days and then do the show.

And what we was there. You really got to touch the people when you were in London, right? Oh, yeah. We went to Soho House. We went to a few different places. It was a good time in London. London was really dope. If the weather had been a little better, I think we would have enjoyed being out more.

But I love London. We had a great time. I can't wait to get back over there. I do think that we do need to do a European run. The colonizers, called the Colonizer Fest. 2023. Yes. The biggest Jew.

Look at him. There he is. Pure breed tour. Pure breed. Pure is a driven snow. Yeah. The Aryan tour? I was just waiting for it.

The blue eye tour. Julian isn't to get it at all. Oh, man. Yeah, but no, all jokes aside. Thank you, everybody. 2022 tour was a success. Yeah, man, and we look forward to getting to some more cities in 2023. With that being said, I figure we just go around the room and reflect on the year,

personally what it meant to us, talk about some of our goals for next year, and maybe some of our New Year's resolutions. This is the Pansy Hour. Like, what did this year make you feel? Like, what was the theme? The Pantz Palace? Who was the theme of the year? What was the theme of the year for you guys?

What were some of your setbacks? But also, like, what were some of, like, the person? personal growth. What was some of your learning points? What were some of your growth periods of the year? You know what I mean? Like, do you feel like you respected your boundaries much more this year? I think that I respected my boundaries this year. I think that I, I, uh, some boundaries that I had weren't real. They didn't really exist. I have no boundaries. Yeah, I kind of just kicked them. You can do whatever. You can do whatever to me. You can do whatever. You can just like, whatever is. You can have your way with me, man. You can just whatever. There's not, there's not, there's not a fence of wall.

A wall. Relax. You need to give you PTSD. I did promise Eddn that I am no longer making any jokes on him because I sort of read it and they said that Rory, we go too hard at Eddine. No, just make better jokes. Kind of give him too much shit. Okay. So, Edd, my new year's one of my first new year resolutions is that I will no longer be joking on you, sir.

I will treat you with class and respect and I will treat you as an equal. That's not on my 2020. Yeah, sorry. No, I'm leaning on you to really like shit on him in 2020. I won't be doing it, but I will be laughing at all. If you have an idea too, just like text me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll text you the jokes and you get them off. I'm not saying it though, Ed and I am not joking on you anymore in 2023. I'm putting that to bed. Yeah. So yeah, man, Christmas is here. Are you guys, how you feeling? Y'all ready for the holidays? Time with the fam.

I guess. I think I'm taking this Christmas off, man. I thought about it, man. I'm never taking Christmas. I think this year I'm going to do it. I thought about it, but, you know, my nephew, I think my sister put them up to it. He phased Tommy and he asked me if I'm coming to see them for Christmas and I can't,

I can't tell my nephew. You got to be Santa? I know my sister put him up to it. Yeah, that's probably true. She definitely put them up to it. So I'm going to chill with the fam. Spend a couple days with them. and really just my nephew and have fun and make noise and fuck up my sister's house

when I'm there. What are you going to get your nephew? I just sent my sister some money. Whatever he, you know, mentioned throughout the year and his little wish list. I just told him, you just know, take it. What's in these days for kids? What do they want? He's really into Minecraft.

Yeah, Minecraft is. Like that game? Like, he's really into that. Like, I don't get it. Like, I sit there while he's on his iPad and I try to, like, get into it. And I'm like, this is like Zelda but with better graphics. And I was never incredible. A lot of gamers.

Yeah, it's like, yeah. So I'm just like, okay, this is like, it feels like Zelda with better graphics. But, um. Well, he's not at that age yet. And I've noticed this a lot with friends that have older kids or like, you know, younger siblings that are at the ages of like 13. They're just like real pieces of shit around the holiday. I think about the things I asked for for Christmas and the price of what those things were.

Legos, bro. These kids are asking for like designer sneakers. Yeah. And designer clothes for Christmas. Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm glad my nephew isn't there yet. How old is he?

He's six. Oh, you're good. Oh, yeah. He's six. All of my other nephews are, like, grown. They're grown and they ain't getting shit. I'll probably get a little pat on the shoulder. Like, yeah, hanging in a nephew.

Money for gas. Yeah, life is rough, but you got to be tougher than life. I don't know, man. I think give them that speech. I'm going to give them game for New Eve for Christmas. You'll hold his jewel for Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yo, I'm going to get tough. Life going to get tough. You got to be tougher.

You got to keep your poker face on, you hear me? Keep your poker face on? Yeah, that's what my older nephew. They get game for you. Oh, fuck that. At what age do you step? Like, what, 15 for kids? Yeah. You're not about to. Maybe your own kids, of course. But, yeah, you got to get. Right around high school. I mean, you can still get them stuff. Like, maybe get them like the newest laptop. That's an ill gift.

Damn, that's a crazy. Yeah. But I'm just saying that to me, but to me that's a necessity, though. Like now with kids in school, like they need a laptop. They need, you know what I mean? So that's kind of like you got a new laptop for Christmas, you know what I mean? What's some of the worst gifts you've ever gotten? The worst Christmas gift I ever received was a polo cologne.

I never opened it. Really? That last year? I was going to do that. I never opened it. I never wanted to smell like number four polo. I never wanted to smell like. It was a set, too.

It was like four different scents. I was like, I don't want to smell like any of these horses, man. And you know what's really? fucked up, she probably kept the duffel bag that came with it. The only thing you would have wanted out of it. Yeah, it's like, I get pajamas. I'm like, how many pajamas? I sleep in fucking underwear

and a T-shirt. Yeah. I walk around in basketball shorts or sweat. Or sometimes just a big T-shirt, right? No, I never like, it hits your knees. First of all, if y'all think that I have any T-shirt that hits my knees, you all, it's your nightgown. You were outside during the big T-shirt era? Do you think I still have those?

Yeah. The vintage. Nightwear. The lean with the rock with me. You know, a man walking around his house with just a long t-shirt on. I'm calling the police. Like, if I was to look out the window and see my neighbor walking in his fucking kitchen with just a long t-shirt on, I'm calling the cops.

Yeah, and sometimes maybe you're like walk it out in the kitchen. Either he broke into that house and he's not supposed to be there. Or he's a fucking maniac. Either way, knock on that door and see what's going on. I don't know if I've ever gotten terrible, terrible gifts. I will tell a story. And my parents both listen to the spot. So sorry guys, but...

Hey, parents. I'm gonna tell our family this was like the last Christmas. My dad was like in the house. And I started to connect the dots when I got older. My dad got my mom for Christmas a Belgian waffle maker. Oh yeah, she was out of there after that. Your mom was fed up after that. So you want me to cook more?

He got her a Belgian waffle maker because he loves Belgian waffles. Yeah, that's an affair. Your dad wanted mom to cook more. Never saw that waffle maker. Stay in the kitchen longer this year, all right? And the year before that, he gifted her a DVD player. That was like when DVD players first hit the streets. Okay. That's a good gift. When they were like the size of this fucking thing. Yeah, yeah, that's a good gift. No, he wanted to watch DVDs. Oh, it was for him. So it was for a second. Okay, here's a Waffle maker and here's a DVD and here's a DVD. And here's a DVD. I'm going to watch a DVD. I'm going to watch the DVD while you make the DVD. I'm going to watch the DVD. I'm going to watch. Yeah, but I get why it ended, but solid game playing.

He took a shot. He went after it. He went for it. I can't be mad at a guy going for it. Yeah, and here I was a kid. Like, I don't understand. Why is he leaving? And why does he have a TV player in his arm?

Was it something I didn't. No, son. It was the Waffle Maker. It was the Wafers. Don't ever buy a woman a Waffle maker, son. It was already on thin ice. Waffles took us all the way to the accident. Eddn, what's the worst Christmas gift you've ever received?

I hate receiving socks. Sox? You can never have too many socks. No, but there's just weird socks. Like funky socks. Like theme socks. But you look like you like funky socks. I don't like theme socks. No? No.

You look like a theme sock. I know I look like the theme song. I'm not the theme song. But I just use them as cum racks. I was going to say it's a cummer. Or you could use a rag. Or you could just like go outside and do something productive. Or not pull out. Yeah.

Oh. You don't need a rag. Julian. I hate gloves. I'm not a glove person All right, which glove? Condoms or like Because I don't think you're either or

I'm just going to let you clarify Is there some trauma in your past with gloves? No, like every year My mom will do like the new socks, gloves, whatever thing Yeah As she always gets, I tell her every year I'm like don't get me gloves I don't wear gloves

Like I don't... Gloves are tricky because I don't like them As an adult I'm not outside long enough for my hands to get cold What's because you're rich And you just go from Cardiff? That's the most bougie

Like some of us commute on the train And like walk around No, no, no, no. But even if I'm commuting on the train, my hands is in my coat pocket. You're never on the train. I haven't been on the train since before the pandemic. Damn.

A few months before the pandemic. But you agree with me, right? Do you guys wear gloves? Sometimes. I don't do it. The gloves that have the outside. The touchscreen is cold. My hands are in my pocket.

You got to get to touch. I've had a few of those. I just don't. don't stick with me. I lose them. I'll lose one. And I'm really good at losing them, too. Gloves is a thing that you, gloves are like umbrellas. But like once a glove gets wet, it's almost as bad as when a sock gets wet. Like, it's just, it's terrible.

I'm not saying wear them in the rain. The top, the top four things that we all lose are our gloves, umbrellas, chapsticks, women, and black fathers. Top four. Black fathers might be the number one. Black dads. can't find it I'm just shout out my dad he stayed around

hey man oh you are so you I do identify as black my dad is black oh well the people of Reddit thought you identified

as a s**er I didn't know I can't have these on the episode that's not my judgment call I feel like it's worse if I say that's bad can we leave it

no can we please leave it it's not racist because I'm a black man I can say that and I'm two of those he won't even say it I'm both of them.

It's the first half. I'm both of those things. I don't know. All right. So, um, gloves for you. Citizenship. No, I'm sorry. So, gloves and socks.

You don't like gloves. Edding, I said 2023. I didn't say the rest of 2020. Get them off. Yeah, so I got to get them off. So socks for you. You have to understand. There's some socks are not like comfortable socks.

What is on your sweater? That's not, is it going to piss us off? Is that Mike Tyson? It says, Kithme. Kith me under the mythel-thoe. Oh, you guys have a black. last with that. I'm still trying to go back on

Mike's pod. Mike is going to kick your ass. Why? This is a great fucking sweater. I think he would laugh at it, but you know, Mike laughing. He'll probably laugh of the left. How much money at it it would it take for Mike to get one clean shot? Like on your stomach. A million? For a clean shot from Mike Tyson? Not on your face on your stomach.

Oh. Oh, I'd rather the face. Really? Yeah. He would rearrange your face. You know how much body shots hurt? Pause. He would rearrange some organs. You would rather take a clean shot from Mike Tyson in your face than in your stomach? Probably. Fuck no.

No. I'm stomach all there. Mike, hit me in my stomach. How much, though? He would lose air for a week. He would break your fucking jaw. You would be, you would lose weight from drinking fucking steaks for the next two months. Jaws are designed to be broken. No, they're not. That's not what a jaw is designed for. They disconnect very easily to protect you, right? Your stomach, your organs, Mike could literally kill you.

No. the body shot. I'm sure he wouldn't hit that. Mike is not going to kill me with a body shot. You would drop a kidney. I just don't want to fuck him. I don't want him to break my nose and break my jaw. All right.

How much for her body shot from Mike Tyson? Minimum? Yeah. One million. Minimum? Minimum. Holy shit. I take the Millie for the face.

Pause. Don't touch me. Millions, minimum. Wait, is this Mike off the toad? Is this, I don't care. How much is Mike down? How much is Mike Tyson? This is Mike Tyson from Brooklyn, New York.

This is, yeah. Either way I'm finished. I'm just, I don't care what he's on. Can I be on some type of substance? Sure. What drug would you take? I might have to do another sound journey and go to a whole other place. The last journey you take.

I feel like I take Molly just to laugh it off. You think you would laugh at Mike. Your senses on Molly are fucking... You'd think you would laugh if Mike hit you in your stomach while you're on Molly? First of what you would throw up and then pass out. All that Molly will come right out your esophagus. Now I think about it though, I really think Mike could probably act out that entire

prodigy line of stabbing my brain with my nose pulling Mike Tyson punch me in my face, bro. No. I think I might walk some of this back. Oh no, you're going to walk all of it back. Because if my kidneys and everything shift

like... Wait, is it bare knuckle or glove? Bear. No, no, no, no, no. You're right? I'm not taking no bare knuckle. All right, 12 ounces. 12.

You know how small a 12 ounce glove is? No, I know. You're feeling all of it. I mean, it's better than bear. He got to have a glove on, though. 16? No, I'm not taking no bare knuckle hit from Mike Tyson. So I'm not, get the fuck out of here.

Mike is used to 16. For a million? Oh no, Mike could punch you for a million dollars. Yeah, for a million for sure. That's what I'm saying. Right now. Like, I was standing up right now. I do it for less.

For a million? Yeah. Lunch with Jay-Z or Punched by Mike Tyson. But there's no money involved. I don't know. There's no money. Because you get a million dollars if you get punched by Mike.

Or you get the game from Jay. He could get you to the million dollars. Which is also worth a million. If you apply. You gotta apply the game that he gives you, though. He wasn't even thinking about that. That's a loan. Yeah. That's a loan.

If you think about it, it's really alone. All right, this thing is going off the rails. Imagine getting a million dollars after getting punched by Mike and the IRS comes and tries to tax you for it. Yeah, is it tax free? No fucking way you are taking any of this money. Tax free million. For sure. You got to tax.

Yeah, it can't be taxed. For sure. Let's do it. Yeah, it's punched by Mike. Bare knuckle. Tax free million? I'll take it. I should have hurt like a motherfucker.

I'll be fucked up, but I'll take it. Yeah. I'll shit on myself, piss on myself. It is what it is. Pissed blood for a couple days. You know, I'm sorry. Body shot, you were pissing blood. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

I feel like I didn't could probably do all right. Because of my fat? Yeah. Yeah. That's just looking to hurt, though. Yeah. Matter of fact, let me gain another 20 pounds and then let Mike do it. He would punch the pounds off.

You come out looking like with my frame. No, I'm going to lose the weight, but I don't want to look like emaciated. Like, right now, I need to gain. I need to gain like 20 more pounds so that weight that I lose from not being able to eat Got you Then I will look normal Like okay he doesn't look too bad

Yeah All right Good end of your wrap up right there Look how much we've learned over the year No we've learned so much during 2022 There were a lot of crazy things that happened this year So many it seems like This year felt like 10 years and one

It was so much shit going on A lot of music came out there A lot of good music came out this year We were going over some of these albums so that we can give the people our top 10 R&B and our top 10 rap albums of 2022. We all say we hate lists, but then we make them and we debate them every year. Myself included, I'm a hypocrite. Every time like, all right, can this be the last year?

We do the list thing. Well, I'm only making it because we have a show Rory. I don't be in the house like, let me put together mine. No, fuck. You don't list for the fellas? No, no, no. That's definitely some pansy shit. But because we have a show and we have a podcast and I think that people care about

what we listen to and what we in. enjoyed for 2022. I think that it's only right that we add a list of hours to the litosphere. It's only right. Should we start with, should we start with BDOT's list? Yes. Why not? Let's do it.

Beat out, he always riles up the internet every year. Yes, let's talk about Brian's list. It's like Brian's song? Hey, Brian Miller, you put out a list this year once again, buddy. And I'm here to let you know that this may be the most. accurate list that you've put out thus far. Yeah, BDOT. I think this year was the closest you've ever gotten to a good list.

Yeah, I agree. I agree. It's still a piece of shit list, but it's the closest you've gotten to less piece of shit. This is, this is, this is a small piece of shit. It's not a big piece of shit. He didn't, he didn't give us a big thing. I feel like last year was like a pile of shit. Yeah, last year he was constipated and he finally

just shit it at the end of the year. But this list, well, what pisses you off more about BDOT's list? The list that or the fact that he tags it at the bottom as Brian BDOT Miller. Like he just signed a letter. Yeah, the tag. Yeah. Sincerely.

Sincerely, Mr. Miller. It's the tag. It's like, all right. And I don't know how we got, how we got to talking about BDOT's list. BDOT has become like the, what's my guy name that does the year wrap up, not Uncle Murder. Oh, skills? Skills. BDOT is like, everybody knows it's coming.

End of the year. It's his top rap album. the year list and we know that rappers are going to go at him on social media and curse my because their album wasn't on there. Yeah. I just think that beat out sits his home with his durag on and sips. What does BDOT look like he's sips?

Merlo. Merlo. Merlo. Yeah, he calls him a lot. Definitely calls him a lot. With a du rag on and a gold chain looking like a woman beater. Don't put that on Pete down. I mean, when you wear a du rag and sip wine, it looked like you beat women, right? Like you're waiting for the

coming. There's no more Cheerios. How did that even get to that? You're being a woman over Cheerios. Like, oh, there's no more Cheerios. Delgian Waffles. Shit like that. Yeah, you know one of those. You know those movies always depict those guys like that.

Wash the plates off before you put them in the dishwasher. Rinse first. Gonna clog the fucking washer. Rinse the dishes all. Rinse you. We're not joking about domestic violence. No, we know. Anyways.

If you are experiencing domestic violence, please dial 911 and they will send someone to you immediately for help. Yes. So B.D.S. 22 rap album of the year I gave it to him man he stirs up the internet every year every year so here he is stirring well he didn't stir us so we laughed at it

but we're gonna talk about it anyway BDOT has number one rap album of 2022 he gave it to Kendrick Lamar with Mr. Morrall and Big Steppers not mad at that nope number two he gave it to Vince Staples Ramona Park broke my heart

not mad at that I'm mad at that yeah three push a T it's almost dry not mad at that yeah one two and three I like a lot I'm actually not mad at the list

I think that at number four he gave Joey Badass 2000 the number four a rap album of the year on his list according to BDot I just I had a I didn't I wouldn't give number four to Joey Joey the album was a good album

I don't have it above her loss I'm skipping ahead I would swap her loss, which is at number 10 for number 4 on this list. Yeah. I would swap... And I'd put Joey Badass at 10

if I'm going just by this list. Yeah. Or even King's Disease. I wouldn't have King's Disease after 2000. Maybe... King's disease is better than Joey Badass 2000. In my opinion.

Me personally. Hmm. King's disease is better than 2000. On this list, I think 2000 should be at 9000. or 10. Okay, so let's finish the list. Number four, Joey Badass 2000.

Number five, Freddie Gibbs sold so separately. Number six, J.I.D., the Forever Story. Number seven, Nas, Kings Disease, three. Number eight, Larry June, spaceships on the blade. Number nine, Kodak Black, Back for Everything. And number 10, Drake and 21 Savage, Herloss. Now, I think that the Herloss album might be one of the top five. It's definitely top five rap albums of the year for sure.

I would, on this list, I would replace Joey Badass 2000 with her loss or King's Disease 3. But this is a good list though, solid list. Spaceships on the Blade Larry June's album was really, really good. Back for Everything, Kodak, Black album was really good. Obviously, the J.I.D. The Forever Story, a great album. So I'm not mad at BDx list. It's probably the albums that I would have on my list, although I do feel like there's one rap album that I really enjoyed

that's missing from this list and I just can't think of who it is right now for some reason. I will say more what has me shaking with outrage though and I just think BDOT is just a misogynistic piece of shit. No women on this list. No women. Women are running rap right now, not one woman on this list. Maybe

BDOT is just not a fan of... Do we think he hates women? Because that's what I would come to conclusion that BDOT actually has on the duWRAC with the cape out sipping Merlot. That doesn't sound like a guy that likes women. This is what I heard, and I don't like to gossip, but the streets do talk. I heard BDOT doesn't even believe women should be able to vote. Wow.

That's just what I heard. I didn't hear that. He said that in LA. I think I did hear that. I think I heard him. And he said, I heard BDOT be like, hey, they shouldn't vote. Yeah, yeah, I think I heard that as well. Why are we putting this on BDOT right now?

BDOT has done nothing to us. We love him. He made a list. Did he check it twice? Checked it twice. Yeah. Hey, BD. We love you, man.

I'm sorry. No, that's my guy. This list is a pretty accurate list. Like I said, my only beef would it would be having Joey Badass is 2000. So high. 2000 was a dope album. Shout out the Static Selector. Yeah.

Do you have your top 10 rap album list? Like favorites. It doesn't have to be what was critically acclaimed. Yeah, no order. Kendrick, obviously. Vince Staples, Ramona Park broke my heart. I think we've said it plenty of times on the show that, to me, is a classic album.

Forget just one of the top rap albums of the year. I think it's one of the best albums I've heard in a really long time. Push the T, it's almost dry. Freddie sold so separately. King's Disease 3. Her loss. It's some other rap albums. I put mine in a top 10 order.

Okay. Now granted, please don't hold me to this. I have the ability to change my mind. I just put this together very quickly before we started. I'm a shit on you. We're going on. No, for sure. Number one, Kendrick.

Yay. Number two, I don't know if this is considered a rap album, but it was categorized underwrap when we were looking shit up. Smino, Love for Rent. Number three, Dracon 21, her loss. Number four, Freddie Gibbs, sold so separately. Number five, Saba, a few good things. Sabba's album.

That's one of the albums that I was surprised on this list. Number six, Vince Staples, Ramona Park. Number seven, push your tea, it's almost dry. You had Saba's album, over. of Vintz's album? I do. Wow. I was going back and forth. That's like five and six. They could go either way for me. Okay. That's one of those bubble games. Okay. Either way. Is that what it's called? I don't know. You follow sports. What's it like when a six seed plays a seven seed? Are you talking about like the March Madness? Yeah. Oh, that's the eight. That's the eight nine. It could go either way.

It's the eight. It's mad. Uh, seven push a tee. It's almost dry. Eight west side boogie, more black superheroes. Nine. Westside boogie. He had a good. That was another one. Nine, Naz, King to Z3, 10, JID, the Forever Story. That's my 10. Okay. And now I'm, you actually might put Vince over Saba. Five and six are going to change. You have, you have, who was that number seven?

Push your T. It's almost dry. You have, you have Saba's album being better than, it's almost dry? Yes, that's crazy. Wow. Now, if you're going pure rap album, like I know we can start adding stipulations to this shit, pure rap album, push your T might be number one. for just a pure rap, either Freddie or Pusha, if we're just talking straight up rap albums.

But, you know, things have changed. Melodies have been added. That Freddie and Pusha T record is fucking crazy. Oh, it's great. Freddy's album. Yeah, so West Side Boogie, one of the artists that had a really good album this year, one of my favorite rappers and favorite people. I love Boogie.

He's just a real, real, genuine, good dude. But yeah, I'm not mad at B.D.D.S. Everybody gives beat out a lot of shit every year for his list. I do know that Westside is going to be fucking, I'm surprised he has. Has he not responded yet? Has he not been on? Westside was my like 10A 11 seed with 10. By Hermes 10?

Yeah. Are we allowed to say Hitler wears Hermes? No, the album was called 10. It was called 10? Okay, I thought it was Hitler where's Hermes. You think Westside was going to get a billboard off with Hitler wears Hermes 10? But did Hitler wear Hermes? I believe so, yes.

Well, then, I mean, what's the problem? he wore it 10 times he had 10 different coats yeah Haley probably had more than 10 coats absolutely Hugo Boston all their design for the uh for the Nazis yeah really yeah and they and they drove in like benzes like they were they were dripped out

you can't say that they were the coats were fired and they had nice cars I get it you know I don't think we can say it dripped out I don't think we can say that but I understand terrible human beings dressed well. Some of the most

disgusting vile and we're not trying to find good things about them the way Kanye but some good looking uniform

also and as an American they were it's tough I mean were they tailored to each fucking soldier

have you seen the Patriot with Mel Gibson yes yes the British were coming come on

I wanted one of those red coats Fired Mel Gibson looked like a dirty homeless man that whole time the British

was dripped out Yeah. Did they have tailors back then? Had to work for the soldiers? I feel like everything them was custom made. Because they didn't have like mass production like that. True. Listen,

man. They had mass production. Yeah, they did. I was about to roll with that bullshit. I'm like, wait. He said true. And I was like, all right.

They had mass production back then. Are you kidding me? Soldiers did custom fits? That'd be expensive. Listen, I do, I have seen a lot of old footage of German soldiers and things like that. the uniforms that the, you know, I guess the high-ranking officials wore, did look really good, though. Yeah.

They looked, they did. I didn't know they were boss, Hugo Boss or whatever to fuck. This is by far the craziest Christmas episode I've ever endured in my life. Those are fire. I wouldn't say fire. This is what I'm saying. Julian said that. Just the jacket.

Don't worry. He's almost out of hair. Not the patches. Just the jacket. Yeah, no, no. I'll get it. That's a good green. Good green.

A lot of earth tones with them. Yeah. Yeah, they wanted to mix in with the land so that the enemy couldn't see them coming. But then again, Brad Pitt was dripped out when he was killing him in glorious bastards. He matched the drip. That's true. That wasn't, that wasn't, that wasn't, was. It was in glory.

No, Brad Pitt. Where did you get Tom Cruise was in Valkyrie? I'm sorry. Same type of movie. That's a great coat. Same type of movie. That's a dripped out Jew. Okay, not say that.

I don't know. A drivet out Jew? Look how clean. That's true. Yeah. Murdering Nazis in a white coat is some of the style of shit I've ever seen in my life. Is this the sick mind of fucking Tarantino? Yeah.

You can tell the sick mind of Tarantino when you see it. So yeah, BDOT. I don't know how we got to. Do you have R&B albums? I want to see BDOT put together an R&B list one. He did a featured list. He does song list too. All right, let's quickly see that before we get to R&B.

Best guest verses of 2022 No order No order J. Cole Johnny Peace Caddy Which was probably one of the best songs Rap songs of the year as well Jay Z God did Drake Churchill Downs

Future, but he didn't have Churchill down to this top tillers He's not, wasn't he nominated for a Grammy But best rap album? That's not the name of the album Yeah That's just come off the kids miss you I mean but yeah

That album is not on It's nominated for a Grammy isn't it? No I know I mean, so was McElnor's. So is God did. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

So is God did. Yeah. Churchill Downs. Future Bullseye 2. Jack Harlow back. He got Jack up here twice. Yeah, Jack went off. Don't start.

That's a good friend. No, no, no. I'm saying he has two jailers trying to set up the piece offering. I notice is Jack and I are going to meet at a neutral location and squash the beef. This is what I'm saying. Best guess. First of all, Taylor hooking up a fucking date for you and fucking Jack Harlow's disgusting. She is a, she's the Farrakon.

of the situation to dead. She's J. Prince. We know drama. Why you don't just have drama? I know because drama tried and they told him the fuck off. Damn. Oh, so Taylor... I'm making that up.

I don't know. Jack Harlow... But that's what I'm saying. Look, he has two Jack Harlow songs. By the way, Taylor and I had that conversation at a funeral. That's sick. Wow. Because it put things in perspective, like,

why we all fighting? We should really be together. You should be like the good old days when you were in Jack were running around. Yeah, running around L-A-X. Kentucky. When Jack and I were in Kentucky. Him and I were at the derb. DERB.

He used to share the skybox. BDod doesn't have come home to kids miss you on there as best rap albums, but he has two Jack Hollow songs on here for Best Guest Versus. Good. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Well, no, actually, no, that's one.

I'm sorry. Backstage Pass isn't Jack Hollow song. Excuse me. Churchill Downs, Drake, Future Bulls Out of Two. Jack Hall of Backstage Pass. Cardi B. B.D. What's wrong with some?

No, no, no, no. You're not about a shit on tomorrow, too. I would argue that that's the That shit fired, bro. Top four best feature verse of the year. I'm just trying to, no, I'm just, I'm just looking at the rest of the list. Oh, excuse me, no order.

No order. See, that's where I. Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry. Not for nothing. I apologize. No order. The world can kill me for pushing the female agenda,

like they say on Reddit. I would put in order, Jay Z. God did Drake Churchill down. And Cardi beat tomorrow too, That'd be my three. I agree. In order. Come on.

She told those two bitches to scissors. She spazzed on that verse. She went crazy. She already got a chain and she got the same one. But even... Gold rings is the feature with Pushing and Freddie, right? Yeah. That's one of the best versions.

That's one of the best guests versus the year. I'm putting that up there with Jay Z and J. Cole. What about J.T's Super Freaky Girl remix? I don't remember her verse on that. I don't either. She probably talked about her pussy. Kodak Black Silent Hill Big Sean Gold

Talked about an exit strategy Little baby sleazy flow Little Wayne Justin Tom JT's super freaky girl 21 Savage thought I was playing Was a good feature Little Dirk rumors

Kanye West City of Gods Celo catfish blackened I don't remember that Neither do I French Montana Whap Watt Conwood and Cheezer That's the way you said that was

I'm just Wait which French Was it What was it Whap Watt thing All right cool I didn't hear you the first time. Yeah.

The remix. Is it Wap, Wap or Wop-Wop? I don't know. It looks like Wap, right? Is that like the male like response to Wop? I think so. I think the H gives it the app. Gotcha.

Conway to machine, Tyson versus Ali. Tala to create a cash in, cash out. I love that record. Ransom Last Gasp. Charles Ransom. Not mad at this list. All right, BDOT. You got away with it again.

That big Sean versus was hard, though. Don't go off? I feel like something from Metro's album should be on there. I feel like Metro's album should be... Oh, the weekend. Yeah, creeping. Yeah, why? All right.

Metro, shut up. Metro's album should be in that, at least in the conversation for Top Ten. I know it just came out playing. It just came out. It did. It did. Less than a month. I feel like, go back to the Top Ten albums.

I feel like it's an album that came out after fucking the Metro album. Metro's album also did over 100K in sales second week. her loss didn't come out that long ago. Her loss was way before Metros. Yeah. I just don't know what I would take off the list I would tend to put Metros yet. The King's Disease 3 come out after Metro? Came before.

Before. Yeah. It came before Metro. Metros was the last. Yeah, of all those type of hip-hop major project I would save the year. Gotcha. All right. Yeah, because he came after.

Well, pardon me. Absole. Came out. Absole. is the last official book. Metro came, I think, three weeks before that. Metro came out the weekend of our New York show. Yeah, so that was like three weeks before the Ab's album.

Okay. All right. R&B, albums? R&B, let's get to it. We don't have beat out to guide us through this list. No. This one is pretty... I have my 10, again, threw this together.

Subject to change. My favorites, off the top of my head. Okay. Number one, which I think could also be a rap album. Cizza, S-O-S-O-S-O-S-E. Do you think that could be a rap album? She was giving some bars. She might be the best rapper of 2022.

That is my favorite R&B album, what year? Number two, Robert Glassper, Black Radio 3. Good album. Number three, Adele 30. Number four, Brent Fias Wasteland. Number five, Amber Mark,

three dimensions deep. Six, Lucky Day Candy Drip. Seven, Ari Lennox, ASO. Eight, Alex Issey, Mary Gold. Nine, Givion, give or take, which I think was for some weird reason a very underrated

and not talked about album this year. Well, he went through some things that had the women not really filling them this year. I mean, I thought it was the perfect. I thought that was the rollout. I did too. I thought Justine was in on it.

They did do records at each other. Remember that? Yeah. Oh, I mean, the whole, no, people fail to realize the way Givion went with his responses on give or take. He went the route of getting his mom and grandma

to explain his trauma and why he was fucking other bitches. That's an OG move. On the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, shit, yeah. Yeah. Like, you can't be mad at grandma being like, listen. Yeah, once. He had a rough childhood. That's why he fucks bitches. Yeah, once granny let you use the, use the, uh, use the voicemail and be like, you get, get it off, like, like, tell them I'm not a piece of shit.

Granny, yeah, yeah. Granny, tell her why I am the way that I am, granny. Granny, tell us, stop touching my shit. Stop going to my, that's not your laptop. It's the Woffel maker. Number 10, I have to, PJ, Marple maker. Number 10, I have to, PJ, PJ Morton watched the sun and blast before you go. That's my off-the-cuff top 10 in order, R&B albums of 2022. No order. Sabrina Claudio's album was amazing.

Sabrina's was great. I actually forgot about that day. Sid's album, Broken Hearts Club, was amazing. Okay. I love Sid. And when I first listened to that album, I liked it for some reason, and I don't know why. I just didn't really go back to it. That's fair.

It's just not one that I ran to the way I have with other Sid projects. And it is good. I just didn't feel like going to listen to it again. Not mad at your list, but I definitely would put Sabrina Claudio and Sid's album in there. Ombres, it was an EP. That's why I didn't put Ombres. But it was a really, really good project.

Really high if it was an album. Ombre 3000 is one of my favorite projects of the year. So shout out the Ombre. Chris Brown Breezy needs to be talked about. It just wasn't in my personal 10. And I think it was, I think it's Crystal on. 24 song thing? How many songs was on?

It was a good amount, but it wasn't the 40 plus he'd done. It was like 18, 20. Okay, so that's not bad for Chris, because Chris gave you 63 joints. Yeah, he was going nuts. And tell you to dissect that, BDOT. Oh, no, it is 24. 24.

But that's still light for Chris, I feel like. Yeah, Chris again, because he's here. Here's seven albums and one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris, he works his ass off. He's going to record some fucking music. But yeah, overall, 2022 is a great year for music, man. A lot of really good music came out this year.

I did, quickly, I did put together a top three R&B song list. Number one. Creeping. Rory, Alex Isley. I want you, but you'll never know. Number two, Rory. Rahim, Chantelle Mae, not me. And number three, I guess.

Listen, I know this is. Listen, I, that was a wild card for me. Rory pink sweats. That was hard. That was a tough list to put together. Yeah, that would be my top three R&B songs. That's a very, very tough list to put together. I'm glad you were able to do it and get it done, though.

I think the order could shift on those three. That could be, depending on how you feel. Either or, but, you know. I can't wait for you to win an album of the year next year or next year. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I don't know which one. Yeah, you know, maybe 20, 30. That Chris Deluxe out, when he put the deluxe, it was 33 records.

So that's. Jesus. That's a lot of fucking 33. I can't remember all of that shit. By the time I get to track 21, I forgot how good track 10 was. Yeah. It's very complicated. Yeah, it's like, come on, that's just a lot of shit, man.

So no weekend, huh? Nobody? I don't consider that an R&B album. Okay. What do you consider that? Pop album. Beyonce is I consider a dance album. I wouldn't put that in an R&B category.

Okay. Typically, Adele is usually pop, but I felt that album was complete R&B. Thanks, Rich Paul, for that project. Rich got, you know, Adele back in love. Yeah. You know. Reflecting on past mistakes.

Yeah. From a better space. Rich is such a good guy. Ever since that photo for getting her hair braided came out. Remember that? She got her hair braided. Oh, when she was at the carnival, right? Mm-hmm.

Was that carnival in London? Was that London? I'm sure it was. She was on her Kodak flow. Yeah. Yeah, with the Bantu knots. I remember that. I didn't even know who that was at first.

When that picture first came out? I know Julian went nuts over this picture because she, she's a white woman that he could be like, nah, she's mixed, look to her hair. Yeah. She has a Jamaican bikini. A Jamaican bikini. You would find a way to say that about it though.

Well, we got to look at her heritage. A heritage. Her heritage. I don't know. You racist man, you. Well, since you got locked out this morning and we had to wait a little longer, Julian just started showing us a bunch of chicks, all completely white.

Complete white women that he's like, No, no, she's, she's Middle Eastern. She's Cuban. She's Cuban. Do you like... Me and Ed and we're sitting there like... All right, so look. Then you put her next to like two really pasty white girls.

She's just a white girl in Miami. She's a tan. Julian, do you like any Afro-Latinas? Yeah. Like who? Name one. No, we're not... Name one.

Now. Or get out. Tell me an Afro Latino that you like right now. Michelle Obama. Okay, I'll take it. That's close. That's close. Michelle Obama is not.

Nothing Latina about it. Holy shit. How many more days do we have until we can get Julian to like black women before the year is up? Literally until the end of the year. Oh, yeah. There's no shot. Oh, what are we doing for New Year's? I have no idea.

I have no new year, man. I have no new year plans. You want to bring them through here? I know you got them. I don't have anybody. Who is them? Women. He's always only talking about women.

Tell him like, we're having a soire. Mm-hmm. A swar. First of all, no woman is going to be like, okay. I don't know, bro. A soiree. The blue cheese and the block. Julian looks like he sends out mass texts that say,

Swari at my place, close, optional. He looks like he sends out those text messages. He seems like that guy to me. He's just in a robe. If Julian had a pool, like, in his house, and if, like, we don't have bikini. We don't have any bikins. He would like,

So? You can swim in that. You can just take off your clothes and swimming that. I'm telling you. Hey, ladies out there, listen to the world. You look like you get behind women and whispering their ear. Let's live in the moment. Yo, just go with it.

Julian definitely turns on all the heat in the house when the girls come over. Like, it's so hot. Just take your clothes off. Sick, Julian. He looks like he takes his shirt off to show his no regrets tattoo. No regrets. On his chest? This is like the Reddit Rose 2.0.

Yeah. Yo. Well, I'm asking because I would love to hang out on New Year's Eve. I don't have no plans, honestly. No plans for New Year's yet. I don't have any plans. Hopefully I'm not in New York. Keeping your options open for whatever.

No, I just literally, I don't, like, what do people? I don't want to do the turn-up, turn-up party thing. So I don't want to be in a city where it's fucking parties on every corner, every bar, every fucking club. Don't want to do that. I don't think I want to be. So every city ever on New Year Zee? Well, no, some cities are still low-key on New Year's, not as, you know, if you go to like a... Like Green Bay?

Well, no. That just sounds crazy. And shout out to any of our listeners that's from Green Bay. We don't have any of listeners in Green Bay. Get out of Green Bay for New Year. UTA hit us and was like, hey, Green Bay, hot spot for you guys. Got to touch the people. Do Lambo?

Yeah, I want to do a more laid-back thing, though. I don't want the club. I would hope so. That you're not doing the club. Yeah, I don't want to do the party thing for New Year. I want to just be somewhere kind of chill. I would prefer warm weather at night. I don't want to be, like, cold at night.

I would prefer decent weather at night. I just don't know where, though. I don't know where I should go. I feel like you should maybe get, like, the last table at Carbone. The last one? Call the hose on the rotary phone. Nah. No?

No? Some rigatone. Rigotone with a side of hose? Nah. I don't know, man. I want to do something, though, but I'm just like, damn. man, what the fuck to do? Man, it's amateur night.

Everyone stay your ass in the house with the people that you actually care about. Yeah. I would love to do that. Drink and chill. Do karaoke on the TV. You're not in that list, Julie.

Let's do karaoke. Oh, God, New Year? The last thing I'm going to do is karaoke. God, no. Why that just sounds like a terrible idea. Yeah. Why? Karaoke on New Year's?

I'm not doing karaoke on New Year. I don't, like, what day on... I'd rather go out. Arbor Day is a better day? What day do you do karaoke? I would rather go out and fight crime. on New Year's just fucking karaoke on New Year. I'd rather

play Batman on New Year. We should go to Times Square and watch the Bull Drop. Oh, fuck. Have you guys ever done that? No. You know people wear diapers to go to that? Excuse me? Because you're standing, you're so packed and you can't move. People pull up

in like adult diapers. I don't care that much about anything. They just shit on themselves? Well, I don't know if they shit on the same. It's just the case. Five, four, three. They unload at midnight. I think they're probably just pissing. because they're drinking in time square

and don't want to lose their spot. Have you taken a shit in Times Square? All right. Underneath all those lights. Yo, you know what I don't understand either. Yo, how, what the fuck do you, do guys, I can only speak for guys. What the fuck do guys be eating or drinking

where you have to shit in the airport? What do you mean? Oh, shit-in? Okay. Because for me- I'll give in a scenario. If you have an early flight, you wake up late and you have to rush to the airport.

That morning poop. That morning poop might have to take place at the airport. In the handicap one. Bro. Definitely don't wait for the handicap one. No, I've seen, I've seen guys get off the flight with me. And like, I'm rushing to go to the bathroom. I'm rushing to go to the bathroom to piss.

And, like, they run and, like, jump in the stall and just start, like, going crazy. And I'm like... Okay, you're a vegan, so you want to understand. Sometimes Delta's ravioli can go right through. right through you. Oh, right through. Well, why are you eating. Why?

I have so many questions. Why are you eating ravioli? If you're on a really long flight and you need that meal, sometimes it just runs right through you. Just eat the biscotti. Well, shitting on a plane is crazy. I'm not blaming the person that gets off the plane before. I might have done it like once, but I don't do it.

I pee like 10 times on a flight. Yeah, pee is that's because you lose water naturally flying. Why is shitting crazy? Bro. Because my, if you're on a six-hour flight, your knees is your knees is My thing is this, once I take a shit in the morning, I'm good until

The next morning. At night, until I take it before I take a shower. I never shat in a high fiber, a lot of fruits. I just don't know how you leave your house I hope you would take a shit before you leave your house in the morning. Of course. Right? Then take a shower and then go about your day.

I just don't know how you need to shit. Because mall, they put shake shacks in airports now. Yeah, it's the sickest thing, dude. Yo, I love ShakeShack, but when I see that line at JFK, I'm like, what are y'all doing? But that's my point. Why are you eating that shit and then getting on a flight? That's sick. That's the craziest thing in the world to me.

Like, I'm going to have this burger with cheese and I'm going to get a strawberry shake. With fries. Then I'm going to get on this fucking six-hour flight to Cali. And I'm a middle seat. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you, bro? Eating Shake Shack and then going into economy is fucking nuts. Yo, it's like,

Yo, why are you doing this to yourself? Just eat some fucking fruit, drink some water like a normal human being and get on your flight. Why are you having this fucking meal like you're the fucking Fonz and fucking remember the Fonz just order all that shit? You're having the Happy Days meal?

Yeah, and then wash it down with a shake. Like, how do you eat a burger and fries with cheese and then wash it down with a shake and then get on the flight and you think, oh, and my stomach will be fine? Yeah. I don't understand that shit. That shit is crazy.

I thought about that when we came back came back from LA. And a dude I got the flight, I went to back, and he ran in there to take his shit. I'm like, before the plane took off? Oh, no, when we landed. We landed. I mean, he respected the flight and didn't shit on it.

I got to give him. Taking a shit before the flight. I've done it. That's crazy. You should have to pay another fee. Like, if they catch you come on the ballot, you just took shit. Oh, come here.

You got to swipe your card. Swipe your card. Take another fee. How do people do the mile high club on like regular flights? Oh, they're just going to... How? The girl going to bow, you go in the bathroom and then your girl comes in the bathroom... I could see on like Emirates all that shit.

You can't fit two people in there. Oh, you could. You could. In those bathrooms? But you're going to get caught. What position are you in? She's standing up. Like, there's no leverage.

You can't put a leg up. I understand you only... You only fuck white women face to face, but, you know, some of us like to turn our women around. All right. Sometimes we like to live with that ass. Can we kill them all real quick? Oh, sure. Oh, yeah, kill him.

Yeah. Please kill him. I'm telling you this is not going to go out of how you think. You've been on a run right now with these money. Oh, yeah, I heard. I heard. This is the same streets that told me about BDOT thinking women shouldn't vote. I heard you was going on.

There's the viral video of this country singer. Name one of her songs, Mall. Oh, Lainey Wilson? Yeah. Yeah, names one of her songs. Cuff it. Damn. That's a good proportion.

Leper yoga pants. Okay. Is this the record? That's the record. That's the EP. Cheeked up in Tennessee. Cheeked up in Tennessee. Did you follow her after that video went viral?

No, I saw somebody retweeted her on my timeline. Damn. Damn. Who's that? Naturally. We've been following too much R&B. We've got to get into country, man. I'm telling you.

That's who it's that. Are we going to Tennessee next year? Listen, I don't know if it'd be as accepting to you, but, you know, I'll see what I can do. Oh, man. Jesus. Are you kidding me? I'm going to download Laney Wilson's album right now.

I'm out. She got the best album of the years as far as I'm concerned. That's fucking, that's Sarah the stallion. Sarah. Lainey Wilson, huh? It's a terrible fit. Why can't you like white woman like this? It's a great fit.

Great outfit. She got those stuff. She could lock you in. It'd be hard to pull out. What bars do you think she's giving them? She put you in the Boston Crab. Look at the security guard. My man's not trying to watch.

Security guard so, man, he's trying to turn around. See, look his face. He doesn't want to turn around so bad. But I got to keep my eye out for danger. I got to keep my eye out for the danger. Reddit called you out again mall about some other white chick that you put money bags on. I mean, do they, Julian wants to heat off. I think this is just Julian.

I want the heat off. 100%. This is not, this is not Reddit. This is Julian following. It's not like him liking white women this problem. It's just that you only. I like all women. I have left money bags on some of the most.

That's sick. I have left some of the most money bags on all kind of women's pages. Do you think I would beat the case if I showed up with Basley to court? No, they put you in Bayesley writing the same. Same cell. That could be your stress relief dog. Imagine having an emotional support dog in prison? I think some people do have that.

No, they don't. They do. There's no way in prison you can have a dog. Depends on who you are. Are you kidding me? This dog's in prison. I'm not supposed to, like, the, the bankers that, you know, plead of four months for tax fraud when they stole a billion dollars. So at Rikers right now, I could bring Bays?

I don't know about what. I don't know. Nah, I don't know about Rikers, but there are videos of, like, they actually have dog programs in prison now. But you can have dogs as, as stress relief. Okay, well, then every handmaid deserves one, because that's the, you can have dogs. the most stressful environment anyone could be. Well, I mean, some inmates probably are too dangerous to have dogs, but yeah, there's definitely programs in jail with dogs are like there for stress relief. Like all breeds are?

Yeah. So I could have a pit just chilling. Yeah. There's a video. In the day room. Just me in the pit. I mean, I don't know. I hope a pit bull is not in the jail illegally.

I don't know how you would keep a dog from a CO seeing a fucking pit bull in your cell. In your ass. It was, there was. Boof a dog There was a video of a dude With a fucking pit bull in his cell Wait what? A few months ago

Yeah, it went viral Did Page Photoshop that? No, it was viral And everybody kept saying like, Yo, how the fuck does he have a pit bull in his cell? Yeah, look I'm not, I don't believe yo Look

That's not a pit bull though No, but that's like the dogs And like programs and stuff Like they have in jail But like they'll just bring the dogs In the day room for like a second, right? Well, just like lay with you.

They're not over night. night, dog. No, the one guy I'm talking about his pit was in the cell. That was a celly? Yeah, it looked like it was closing hours. That cell wasn't opening until 7 in the morning. But yeah, that's... And I think that's a good thing for dogs to, uh, for

inmates to have dogs and work with pets so that when they come home, they could probably get, you know, jobs at animal shelters or things like that to work with animals. Oh, maybe you are a Democrat. And a lot of people... I'm not going to be so liberal on this one. I just don't know if, like, it's like,

See, you got a dog in jail. Yeah, and, like, you know, in prison, they would never, you know, make those dogs fight or anything, right? And gamble. Not the, well, I mean, it's... Not a felon. Well, I hope the correctional officers aren't in on that type of shit. Because correctional officers are never in on anything. No, of course not.

Come on, man. You know, they're corrections officers. They're correct. They're there to correct. They're the correct. So, yeah, no plans for New Year's, fellas? Nah. Nobody has any plans?

I'll be with my family. Eddie, you're not doing no gigs? No. Mm-mm. I definitely didn't want to step into that this year. Okay. What's Beth doing? I don't know.

She's probably at home. Okay. Yeah. Yo, that's just a friend of the show. No, no. For the listeners that don't know. Beth, is the photographer that we had in L.A. For the L.A.

For the L.A. Yeah, that real she put together that video. Photos? That was fire. That was dope. I thought that was really, really dope. Yeah, we need to talk to Beth about doing some more of our shit in L.A. Yeah, I think, like, maybe we should just have her move to New York, like, full-time.

Like she could come every day Like I have a spare bedroom Yeah I just was told my heart I was talking about at a mall I was just told my hiring Beth while we're in LA Yeah of course where's your mind

I'm not trying to have her move to New York and stay in your bedroom Beth next time we're in L.A. This is the office mall This is where we record This is the office Absolutely but I don't think that she should come to the office

I think that she should stay in L.A. Well transitioning into a new city can be tough for people Like it takes a while to find a Which is why I'm not asking her to transition into a new city. I want her to stay in her city. She's from L.A.? She's from Kansas City and move to L.A. Okay. So she's from Kansas City. Yeah, Missouri. So is Peach. Yeah. So is Peach. I thought Pete was from Kentucky.

No. No. He's just a Wildcat fan. Yeah. No. He's a Jayhawk fan. Oh, he's a Jayhawk fan. They bonded over that when they met each other. Did they? Yeah. No one employs people from Kansas like us. Yeah. Yeah. We actually are keeping Kansas as close as far as fucking, too many choose. Oh yeah, you're definitely chewed up. I don't know what's happening. Because the blood's going

everywhere. So yeah, no New Year's plans. Hopefully I'm out of the fucking city somewhere quiet and warm and layback. Verdict is about

to happen or happening as we're recording this. I know everyone's sick and tired to talking about Tori Lanes and Megastalien but here we are. Oh, is it today? Apparently. I don't know if that's going to change.

No jumper tweeted that he was found not guilty and then deleted the tweet. I think he's going to beat it. I mean, I'm not saying, again, I'm not saying who's innocent or not, but they definitely made doubt throughout that entire case. Like, he should beat this. Not saying what's deserving or not. But speaking to which, how did you guys feel about our No Jumper interview?

I was just about it. It was all right. I thought it was pretty good. Yeah. A little awkward. But when we finished recording, we all said it was awkward at first. We talked about how the No Jumper interview was awkward at first. Yeah.

But we said that that would be good, though. I thought it was going to go either way. You know, of course, it's always a mixed bag with responses to stuff like that. But it seemed like people like the awkwardness. I thought it was going to go either way. Either it would be the funniest thing ever of how weird it was, or people would be like, this is the stupidest thing I've ever watched. That's, but see, that's what happens.

And I think we kind of spoke on that of when we don't really have any personal history of relationship with the people that we're sitting down with. It can be awkward at first because we don't really know each other. I don't know, you know, what your humor is and, you know, the type of person you are. So I don't know, you know, I don't want to sit there and interview you. I don't want to sit there and just drill you with a bunch of questions and seem like I'm trying to be nosy and all into your life and what the fuck you be into. But I did like the fact that we got Adam to talk about some music because I don't really see Adam talk about music a lot. I don't know if people ever even talk to Adam about music or his taste and what he listens to.

At one point, especially with like the SoundCloud stuff, he was early on that and used to do like those lives where people could put music. Well, I'm talking about as since he's no jumper thing and all of that. I mean, I took it as I literally have no idea how I come off ever. I saw a lot of people saying like there was so much tension between me and Adam. What? Tension? I didn't feel that way at all. But then the way I felt like Adam was acting afterwards, I've,

felt like maybe I came across like an asshole and I didn't mean to be. I was just trying to pod. Yeah. So if I did come across as an asshole or someone that had tension and was like trying to bait at him or clown them or get him to say shit,

that's not what my intentions were at all. I was just trying to have a cool conversation. Yeah, I'm almost just saying. But I'm well aware I have no idea how I come off. My intentions and how I act are two totally different things. Yeah, but I do think overall... I enjoyed it and I like Adam. And I like AD.

AD, I mean, well, that's really the only reason why I even agreed to do it because me and AD had met a few times in L.A. And the energy was always, was always dope and, you know, very respectful. And I like AD. I like what he's doing over there. And I like the whole No Jumper thing. I like what they're building over there. No, it's a cool space. It's really good.

Shout out to No Jumper. Shout out to Adam. Shout out to AD. Thank you all for having us. And also with that, because I did see some comments of like, which I don't find this to be true that you and I have talked shit about no jumper for years. I definitely

have said one tweet which I brought up during the show that Adam didn't even remember. I don't feel like I've talked shit about no jumper for five years. Because everyone said that was the tension because Maul and Roy just all they do is talk shit about no jumper. I'm like, when? I talk shit about no jumper. And after

Adam and I had that exchange on Twitter however many years ago, I walked it back on the old pod and say, yo, it's a cool platform now. I didn't like what it started loud as but I'm wrong I think Adam is doing some cool shit over here I walked it back Adam's they did doing he's doing some really cool shit um and I don't think Adams taking shots at us the way I saw in those comments like oh malls been and Roy been talking shit Adams been throwing shots at them forever I'm like I must have missed the shots then yeah I don't and even

if it was so what I'm not I don't also that who gives a fuck I don't care about it's like I mean as as long as it didn't get too disrespectful yeah no I don't think there's certain dudes that they know that we can't even be in the same room. Like it's not, it's no conversation to be had. Like it's way too much disrespect that has been put out there. But I don't think that Adam ever disrespected us or. No, I don't think so, though.

And I missed it. I missed it, I missed it. But I don't think that it ever was. I don't, I don't think that I've ever disrespected him. I usually don't, I don't really sit down and disrespect people like go out my way to disrespect people. No, you know. I think that's corny to me.

I don't really do that. I know I say things sometimes. Well, only that. Well, yeah. But I think that I say things sometime that people may just till the rest of the year be upset about. But it's never like a disrespect thing. I just think that's corny to sit down and just blatantly disrespect somebody that you really don't even know. Every day.

But, you know, whatever. And I think, you know, because I've been critical of plenty of platforms and how they went about things. Doesn't mean I'm against conversations with those people. because I could have it fucked up. Yeah. Like there's plenty of things I'm sure Adam has disagreed with us that I've also disagreed

with certain content he's put out or certain decisions he made like any other fucking person. I'm happy to have those conversations to add context to shit because I could have it wrong. Yeah. Down to the Vlad.

I mean, I don't want to talk about Vlad, but down to the Vlad thing. Adam told me things about Vlad I didn't know about. Yeah. So yeah, sometimes it's good insight when you've talked shit about people. I think there's some context. to it. Yeah, I think that's a interesting. It's healthy. Interesting thing with all platforms

and podcasts and things like that is that a lot of the times we really have not ever met each other. We're just all in the same space, respectively or, you know, creating our own thing and doing our own, our own thing. And sometimes we hear certain things that was said or somebody says something and it's taking a certain way. And then you think that there's this energy between each other that is really all just made up. It's like, then you get in the room and meet some of these people and it's like oh i i thought you were a complete asshole or i thought you were a complete dickhead or whatever like and it's finally like no he's a good guy he doesn't he's not that bad of a person um i just think that we get caught up in you know a lot of the shit that we

see online and read online and then that turns into you know some emotional shit and it's just all stupid shit but i me personally i try to be you know just the way i am in in life every day i don't try to blatantly disrespect anybody um again i may say things that people don't like or agree with, particularly artists, if I say something about their project, I didn't like or whatever, whatever. You know, that's, that's whole, but even that's not, I'm not putting that out with disrespect. It's just, that's my personal opinion. I didn't like the song.

I didn't like the project or whatever. And, you know, it is what it is. But shout out to No Jumper. And not to go back to it, but there's only been one time in my life where it's been reversed where I thought someone was a really good person and, well, twice, but thought someone was a really good person and ended up not being, and it was Edin. Because I liked Eddn when we first, like, when he first started. And now I'm like, oh, he's actually like a really piece of shit.

How am I? Like, he's just not a good human being. Took him on the road. Yeah. Wish we would have left him on a road. The whole time, I was just like, Eddn's just this amazing soul. Like, we need more genuine people like this around us. Catfish.

Then I just found out he's just one big piece of shit. How, what did I even do? That good guy facade. Yeah. It's not a facade. I fell for it, man. Ah. Ha.

those are words it's like sometimes I don't even know what to say to you and I want to say something and you're just I don't want to

a loss of words for you buddy Cizor has sold $315,000 copies her first week we can send him back to Weezy right at this point

I don't know if we were taking them back there's no returns it might be over that's his album listen man SOS

this shit has been in rotation from the day it came out where were we when this album came out Seattle. Seattle. I walked around by myself in the rain.

Perfect weather for it. See, that's the good thing about being on tour and music comes out. If it's a great album, you will never forget where you were. Her loss was in London. Her loss was London. Beautiful. Oh, man, that's connected to some memories. And since I'll never forget you.

I'll never forget that SOS album. Drake, I'll never forget you in 21, what you did for us in London, buddy. We appreciate you. You have no idea. And I'm sure the dude whose girl left with us in Seattle was listening to SOS on his way home. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Definitely was listening to SOS. He'll never forget that album.

No, he'll never forget that album. I would love an update from them. You guys found her. DM or right? Maul and I follow her. Oh, yeah, you sent her a creepy DM, right? No, I did not. There's no.

Yo, Julian is, Julian is dumb. Hey, listen, let me put this out here now for the world. Ladies. No. And Julian does anything inappropriate to you? do not sue new Rory and all. Oh, we have nothing to do with this.

We have nothing to do with this. We hired him as a contractor. We don't even know this dude like that. Because Julian, I'm telling you, he's going to get called to the podium soon. Oh, my God. Oh, 1,000. No.

Julian is, he's a respectable creep. Is that even a thing? Yes. That's not even a real thing to say. From what I've seen, from what I've seen, it's all been consensual creepiness. Like it's still creepy, but she's into it.

Like, that's all that I've seen. But nah, I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Because what we may think... What I've seen? What I've seen? Yeah.

But you may think you saw or you didn't really see, though. That is true. He was there. What do you mean? That's even worse. I don't know what she was doing under the plane. We need to always... Listen, whenever you are interacting with a woman,

make sure Rory and myself are right there. I want to hear everything you're saying. I don't want that. No, I want to hear everything he's saying. Oh. So I could be like, no, no, no, no, no. No. But yeah, shout out to us, Cizza.

315 first week is amazing, phenomenal, well-deserved because that album from top to bottom is one of the best albums of the year, one of the best albums in the last few years. And yeah, man, Cizza, I think I think a tour is sold out already. I would imagine. I think the tour sold out already. Shout out to Cizzen, man. That's just a, you know, life is just, life is amazing right now for Cizza, the artist. I don't know personally where she is,

but as the artist, life is amazing, great music. It's been a roller coaster emotions with that album because I started out feeling seen like I said on whatever episode it was when it came out, right?

Now I'm starting to listen to the album and listening to Siza herself and thinking, wow, I've done this shitty stuff to women and made them feel this way. Then I started feeling guilty. Had to turn it off for a second. Like, yeah, I've been the loser

that she's talking about. Yeah, absolutely. Back-to-back nights in Madison Square Garden. Back to back nights Oh, we definitely don't. Really? Omar Apollo is your overall.

Why would we not go on? Yes. Omar Apollo, open an act. Well, you have to pay for your own ticket, and I'm saying we can all go, though. I know, I just want to be together. I think it might be sold out.

Oh, yeah, probably is sold out. You could hit Sizzh, though. Me? Yeah. Hit Siz. Yeah. I don't know Siz at all. I don't know Siz either.

I know. I would not hit Siza asking for it. I can hit reason tickets for a show. There you go. The reason I'm like, yeah, you can buy two tickets. He sends you the link to the ticket message. I feel like even if I hit punch, punch you'd be like, bro, I can't even get tickets. Yeah, nah.

I don't, I don't know. I would love to go. I would love just because this album is. I would buy tickets to the show. Absolutely. Yeah. I would definitely buy tickets. I think they might be sold out.

Like all jokes aside, I think the tickets might be sold out. The resale. Oh, hell. I don't know if I'm paying a resale. I don't know if I don't go see anybody. I wouldn't pay a resale. Really? Fuck, no.

Some resales are not that crazy about. The only artist I would pay a resale ticket price to go see, they're dead. Michael Jackson. The artists are no longer here. Nobody living, do I want to see that bad? Well, I'm going to give the fucking scalpel some more money. What's your dream concert if you can see anyone ever, like, dead or alive? Michael Jackson.

Yeah. Mine's not. Who yours? Taylor Swift. She's alive in William Dion. Oh, it's dead artist? I'm sorry. No, both.

It's including both. Mine's Marvin Gay. Okay. I'm at it. But I would like to see Marvin Gay at like the Blue Note. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if we're doing a Marvin show, I'd want it in that setting. Yeah, it'd have to be a small. Yeah, now, give Michael Jackson, Prince.

Prince for me, number one. I would put Prince over Michael with it. I want to see Love. I know that's nuts, but you would see, you want to see Prince over Mike? Live, yeah. How was that even the real thing to say? Who says that? This is like a LeBron Jordan debate. I just said it.

No, it's not. LeBron Jordan is probably closer than Mike. Mike and Prince live? Mike is the greatest entertainer ever. I know, but there's a lot of like B-side Prince shit and like I'd like to see him play instruments and like, I know Mike is gonna fucking be

the best performer ever, but like yes, I would love I would like to see Purple Rain live him on the piano before I like to see Billy Jean and the Moonwalk. You're honest. Just personally. Prince is a musical

like, he's not, he's an instrumentalist. It's not the debate here. We're not talking about that. Showman's. The artist, the songs, like, the performance. I know, but to Rory's argument, he's doing more than just singing and dancing. And, like, the moonwalk is cool, but, like, hitting the pedals on the piano and pumps, like, that's a sight to see.

Sparkly pumps. It's not easy. I mean, yeah, it's, again, it's subjective. I just, Michael Jackson, if you had two tickets in front of you right now, and it was a concert the same day. You're not going to go see Michael Jackson. You're going to leave the Michael Jackson ticket. I'm going to go see Mike over Prince. Fuck no.

Nobody's leaving the Mike ticket on the table. Are you the same day, same seat? Same exact time, same exact seat. This is just like Mike Tyson being punched in the face or punching this film. Are you kidding me? I'm just going back and forth. He's touring thriller. Fam.

Are you kidding me? I take it back. I take it back. Michael Jackson and Prince the same night. Man, give me those mic tickets, man. That's a different scenario, though. I was thinking, like, if I were to go buy tickets for that year, I would purchase the Prince one before I purchased.

But if you put two tickets in front of me, same night. Same night, same time. Yeah, I'm doing Michael. You're going to see Michael Jackson. Are you kidding me? The King of Gary, Indiana. You're going to see him. Hey, Freddy's up there, too.

Freddie is not the King of Gary. Adam, who are you seen? Salina. Selina. Seing who? Selina. Oh wait, we just said dead I mean that one's too easy

And Reddit said to stop making those jokes But that one wasn't that easy Late at night when all the world Edding Stelina As his number one act That's a very easy joke That's your number one for real No it's probably been Michael though

Michael Jackson Of course Yeah Of course it's Mike It's Mike for everybody Come on Mike is the only artist That I've seen kids

Infatuated with That were born after he died 100% It's the craziest thing in the world To see little kids that's six, seven years old right now know all of Mike's songs, his dances, his moves, dressed like him.

It's like, because it's TikTok, not because of Mike. Not, but still. No, but still, even if it's because of TikTok, that's, like, incredible to see that. Like, you wasn't, you were just born six years ago, bro. Mike's been dead, what? Dida 2008? Nine.

Nine, yeah. What's sick is being a fake Michael Jackson is a full-time career. A fake anybody is a full-time career. But, like, how many people are, getting it off to that extent. Like Elvis, Mike, there's like very few people where you can impersonate them and that's a career. People don't really impersonate Prince too often. No, not the way they do Mike. You go to Vegas. They impersonate you. You'll see a you if you go to Vegas. See me in ball pot on the side.

That's what I'm saying. Vegas is like the alternate universe, bro. Vegas is the sickest city in the world. And nobody talks about it. I've only been once and I was with you. And it's the sickest city in the world. I didn't really see the- to fucking chew you up, spit you out, laugh at you, and then step on you. That doesn't sound fun. But I disagree. Yo, there are people in Vegas that went there on vacation, gambled their life savings, and could not go back home to their families, and now they live on the streets,

fucking making fucking bottle caps spin around. I don't know. No, you're probably right in that regard, but I just don't have very much sympathy because when I was in Vegas, it wasn't like, I'm so tempted to ruin my life. No, no, no. But you're not a gambling at it. I would ruin. If you have an addiction.

not just gambling though, there's mad shit to do in Vegas that has vices outside of gambling. I would ruin my life in Houston and Miami before I'd ever ruin my life in fucking Vegas. Are you crazy? Nothing in Vegas was like, oh my God. I'm with you on that. Fucking, have you ever been on Collins on a Saturday night? Easily ruin my life before the strip in Vegas. Yeah, before the strip.

With your two answers to go back real quick, what's the scariest combination of backstages you could think of? I remember when they were talking about Diffset and G Unit going on tour together, like what that backstage would be. I think, hear me out, between your two answers, Marvin Gay and Selena, scariest backstage of all time. Not Marvin, I mean, Marvin's dad's in the room.

And so are some of the fans. I think which one of the two? Probably Marvin. Which one of the two, who? Would be the scarier backstage. I'm saying if you did like a joint tour, we would have the scariest backstage. I think Marvin Gay and Selena would be the scariest backstage.

It'd be hectic for sure. Why you think that? Because if his dad comes, if he's going to kill his son, he's going to kill the rest of us. Yeah, but his dad might not be backstage, though. Yeah. They didn't fuck with each other. Yeah. Yeah, they did.

How the fuck do you think he got in the house? At home? He would get a backstage pass. If he can get in the crib, he would get a sticker, an AA sticker. A sticker. An AA sticker. And Selena was killed by what? Like the leader of her fan club or something?

For her fan club? The leader of the fan club is definitely getting backstage for a second. She's running meet and greet. She's about a get, she's out this year. Wait, what? Why did she know that? Is she still alive?

Yeah. How old is she? She has to be at least 70. No. Oh, one second. Selina did die in the 90s. Yeah, Selena died. No, I'm talking about the president of the lady

that was the president of her fan club. I'm saying, I was in the 90s. She wasn't bad old, right? 62. Yeah, that makes sense. Mm-hmm. Wait, who's 62? The person, the woman that killed the fan club.

Oh, I'm lying. Not this year. She's getting out in 2025. Why is she getting out? murdered someone. Yeah. Well, she got, where was it? Because in America,

where was it? Possibly a parole after 30 years. She's not getting parole. Because in America, where you can kill somebody, but you better not sell no cocaine. How did she kill her? She shot her.

At a show? No, I think it was just like afterwards. Wasn't it like a parking lot? No. Yeah, something like that. I can't. Watch the Jennifer Lopez. I think it was at the parking lot

of the hotel, I thought it was a parking lot if I remember correctly. Man. That's sick. Yeah. Yeah, that story was wild. The story is really wild A fan?

So unfortunately I remember that The leader of her fan club I remember that But she like knew the leader of the fan club Right No yeah They were cool

Like her people Yeah So she kind of like Accused her from embellishment And she I was really good When this happened I don't remember when this

I think I was like a freshman In high school I think I don't know Damn Yeah 905 Yeah was a freshman I was like a year old

I was three That was five I was a freshman You're old But I was reading on a six-year-old level. So you knew you knew what was on the screen.

I was reading. I was reading on the... That's hilarious. Yeah. I was halfway through the alphabet at that time. So you would want to see Marvin Gaye Live. You wouldn't want to see...

At the blue note. Michael Jackson. Yeah. You would want to see Prince. Yeah, Prince would be there. And Michael, what about comedians? Ooh.

Comedians that are no longer... Dead or alive. Dead or alive? Favorite. Dead or alive? Dead or alive? That's a whole different conversation now. That's what we've been,

that's what I was doing for music. I'm always going dead because I can go see somebody that's alive as soon as they will fucking have a shit next show. Alive implying that you've never seen them before. Chappelle for me. I already saw Shapel. I know. I know.

Here it is. I saw a loser. Sorry. Patrice, I never saw alive. I would have loved to sleep Patrice. George Carlin for me. Definitely.

George Carlin for sure. My dad was a huge George Carlin fan. He used to play me George Carlin shit all the time. He's probably so fucked up at this point in my life. I would want to see prior. She should talk to my therapist about that one. Prior. Prior.

I want to see Richard Pryor. I would want to see, uh... I would like to sit front row at a Paul Mooney show. Wow. I did that at Caroline's. No. We got up. Was he very polite?

No, we got up and left. Why? You left? Yeah. Why? I mean, no disrespect. Paul Mooney is no longer with us, but it just... It just kind of got repetitive.

Like, the shit on white people thing, and, you know, that's... that whole thing. It was kind of like... I've heard there's been shows with Paul Mooney that he literally just... Actually, at the Houston Improv where we performed,

I heard he sat on stage and read the newspaper. I've heard about that. Where we performed on the same stage. Paul Mooney sat there. If that was the case, I would have brought the Times

and we could have had a blast in Houston. Like, hey. Oh, yeah. Richard Pryor, um, Eddie Murphy. I don't even allowed to say it. Louis C.K., I'd love to see.

I know. I invited Rory to see Louis. Of course you did. It was his taping for his special that he put out. It was so good. All right. So listen, man, happy holidays to everybody out there. Hope everyone is safe. Hope everybody is well. Families are great in great spirits. I know that the holidays can be tough on some people that no longer have certain family members in their lives. So this time of year is not always good for some people. It's, you know, it can be tough on other. So just treat everybody with compassion, love around the holiday, well, all year-round, but especially on the holidays because it's a little more tougher for other people than it is for some of us. So happy holidays. Be safe. Be blessed. And appreciate life and the things that you have. Appreciate family.

And appreciate just another opportunity to be together and to, you know, appreciate the holidays and appreciate what you have and be grateful for what you have. Yes. We will also be off on the week of the 26th. Oh, yes. There will be no episodes. We are getting our well-deserved break. We are getting our mental health right. We are getting our physical health right.

We are spending time doing whatever to – sleeping. Let's just be honest, Rory. Honestly. Fucking sleeping, man. I'm going to relax. Going to get some rest. Cuddle with bays. May take a shower, may not.

That's how I'm on it. What? Yeah. It's a moment. It's okay. Fuck you. It's a fuck. Yeah.

For someone that shits once a week, I guess. That's fine. twice a day Roeery, fuck you, okay? So yeah, happy holidays everybody, be safe be blessed we appreciate y'all

and we'll speak to y'all in the new year. Yeah, next year. Oh no, we have one more episode coming before the year, right? No, no, this is it. This is it.

Oh, shit, happy new year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year, fellas. I'll see y'all in 2020 thank you for all the love and support for the year. 2022 was great. We had a great time, Rory.

New Year, new me. We kicked some ass this shit, buddy. Resolution. I'm no longer joking on Edding. That's boring. I am. We don't have resolution.

Just reservations. Talk that talk. Bro, you drop this. I hate that Drake bar so much. But, yeah, I don't know. I don't have any resolutions yet.

Just grateful, I guess, for another year. Lost some good people this year. Yeah. A lot of loss this year. Yeah. A lot of loss this year. So I'm just grateful, man. I'm just grateful to, let's not count it yet,

because we're not there yet. We didn't make it yet. Word. You know what I mean? We can see the finish line, but we didn't cross it yet. So let's just, you know, be grateful for every day. But thank you all for supporting the Irish one and myself. Yes.

Thank you to our entire team for a great year. Thank you, everybody at UTA. We appreciate all the support. Appreciate all the love. Appreciate all the hard work that everybody does. Thank you to Sirius XM. Thank you, Jazz. Everybody, yeah, just be blessed.

and be grateful. 23, more blessings, more success, more opportunity, more health, more life, more love, more respect, more unity. And we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe, be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace. A win is a win.

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