New Rory & MAL - Episode 131 | Till The Rizz Runs Dry

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

You’ve now joined the nation of Rizzlam. Some things, such as rizz, you just can’t teach. It’s like stepping on the 2 & 4 while using your fingers on the 1 & 3. School dances were a play...ground for discovery. We also discovered Mal’s Guidance Counselor was a creep and Julian “nailed” his SAT. Then, the guys discuss their favorite tweets responses after Fivio Foreign gets called out for dancing with Asian Doll. “Y’all Won” still holds the title even after Drake’s latest response. Speaking of fly outs, NBA Allstar weekend is in Utah. Catch us live from the Four Seasons for pre/post game interviews with all the fly outs. Everyone needs a good sleep after a long weekend…Bill Cosby’s tour is coming in 2023 and Mal will be front row. *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* TJ Holmes' rizz led him to a divorce. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this plus whether or not they have rizz, their rizz nicknames, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:21 Any money more Because when you were You could do what you want So question Guys Yeah Question? I have a question for you guys.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Something that's been on my mind plaguing me for the last 10 minutes. It's been plaguing you? Yeah, for the last. Just 10 minutes. When was the last plague? Oh, COVID. Never mind. It's ongoing.
Starting point is 00:02:39 That was the last plague. I think I have COVID right now. I'm not going to lie. Oh, great. Thank you. Look how he treats us COVID. Yeah. It's craft mac and cheese.
Starting point is 00:02:47 It was tort. There was nothing else to eat. It's not even my craft mac and cheese. I was just fucking starving. Are you a tourist? Are you a tourist? I am. I'm reliable, independent, and romantic.
Starting point is 00:02:57 You are, Roe. You are romantic. Thanks. Speaking of romance, Rory, is your girlfriend or would your girlfriend, and I know do that women are going to say, oh, you can't tell women what to do? Yeah, we can. Right. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Since the beginning of time we have. Would your, would your girlfriend be allowed or would you be... To breathe, no. Would you be okay with your girlfriend dancing? Answers no. With another guy. What type of dance? Any type of dance.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Any type of dance. Yeah, can you guys? Like ballet? Like ballet? Maybe like ballet. I know. That's like her passion. But sometimes ballet is a little weird because like why are you putting your whole hand in her vagina to lift her up?
Starting point is 00:03:37 You could lift her up by her armpits. So you wouldn't be okay with a guy. Like that got a whole hand in her ass. Yeah, you wouldn't be okay with that. Just because you're in tights and spinning. Doesn't make it art. Just because it's a team like that called a timeout in the huddle behind you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Doesn't mean you can put your hand on my girl's ass. Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah. No, my girl can't dance unless it's like, I don't know. Middle school dance. Like there has to be like three feet. Yeah. Line dancing.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Like maybe a little line dance. Enough space for Jesus. Yeah. Soul train. Yeah. I'm with that. Is your girl allowed to dance battle with another man? Dance battle?
Starting point is 00:04:09 Yeah. I mean, he can't cook my girl though because I'm going to feel away. Like what if she got served? Yeah. Then if she's getting beat too bad and she looks at me, I got to kind of like jump in. Yeah. And I don't have very many moves. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:22 You start swinging or you start dancing? Oh, no. I can put like my hand in her shirt. and like get her heart pumping. Maybe get it going. I don't know. Yo, you dance battling with your girl. And what both of y'all lose.
Starting point is 00:04:35 You know what that ride home is like? Yeah. It's a quiet Uber home. Yo, that ride home, you definitely lost your girl that night. 100%. Not only did you lose the battle. You lost the war. Your girlfriend, you are now single.
Starting point is 00:04:47 And imagine just like it being dead quiet in the car and she's like, too much crumping. Yeah. You crump too much. Yeah. You're supposed to add a little more spin. You should have spun on your head. Have we ever seen a case where women get upset at like a guy, like their boyfriend dancing with a girl? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Hell yeah. Let's just walk outside right now. Yeah, definitely. Have we? Amongst us? I don't think so. But in history. Asian doll was going nuts.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Well, Asian doll was dancing with, I guess, Fabio. Fabio. Great. Big five. The first of the year They're saying they're friends or whatever They know each other They have a relationship
Starting point is 00:05:29 I don't know if it's romantic and not But they know each other No, Platonic So it was a clip of them dancing They're dance partners I guess everybody People are upset that he was dancing with her I really haven't seen the full clip
Starting point is 00:05:43 I saw the response I don't know what goes on anymore I don't pay attention to half of this shit That people are going on there Oh wait they were turning up to the new Ice Spice This is just you know artists Okay but he grabs her the back of her jeans like a harness.
Starting point is 00:05:57 All right. Well, you've ever had a girl break you at a party? It's embarrassing. Sometimes you can't grab on to something. This is in a kitchen. If you can't find a wall, you have to grab her denim. Yeah. But he should not fall.
Starting point is 00:06:07 This is like adding at Saddle Ranch. Why you got to be me at Saddle Ranch? No, he has his shoes on. So people are upset about this? People feel away about this? No, no one did. Just his baby mother saw it and was like, yo. I'm tired of him fucking other bitches.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Like, oh, okay. He's at home. Right. Ha, ha, ha. He's home. that's all it was. I like the guy in the back that's with the Casamigos bottle. Yeah, that's that's like a wingman.
Starting point is 00:06:31 It's good support. Good support. You got to have a wingman. Oh, definitely supported a friend. Wanted to see if Fabio was a little thirsty. He needed a timeout, needed something to drink. Yeah. Can you do that with friends?
Starting point is 00:06:42 Yeah, you can do that with friends. I mean, if you do this for friends. If you're in a relationship, you probably shouldn't be that. I mean, if you're in a relationship, no, you shouldn't be pulling a woman's jeans and, you know, making her throat. it back on you. Like, no, you shouldn't be doing that if you have a girlfriend. But as friends, yeah. You dance with a girl like that. When was your first, uh, too close next moment? High school party? Mm-hmm. When was the first time you got... Probably before high school.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Yeah, I was going to say, junior high dance, I might have got Chubb on the dance floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely before high school. Oh, no, it's full chub. I think it was a house party. I think it was a house party or one of my, one of my friends had a house party. We were like in his house and, You know, his parents were there, but they weren't there. They weren't standing right there. The cool parents. Yeah, cool parents. He probably was in the backyard, smoking weed or something,
Starting point is 00:07:33 kids in the house dancing, and, you know, we just grinding on each other on the wall. You know how it was. Just exploring. That's it. Getting to know ourselves. Making sure everything works. Make sure everything works. That's all.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I had to make sure that the engine was running. All right. Then when was, uh, all right, so junior high, when was the first time, you know, you may have reached down? down to the front got your fingers a little wet on the dance floor reach around it's a little reach around on the dance floor
Starting point is 00:08:00 on the dance floor that was definitely or wherever dancing was happening pool water yeah that was probably ninth grade definitely ninth grade year reach around
Starting point is 00:08:10 or wretch yes a little wretch around yeah the wretch around and you know just give a little oil check yeah check under the hood see what's going on oh my god
Starting point is 00:08:19 you sniff it of course sniff it That was like sex. Taste if you really want to get down to it. Pungent. Not only do you smell it. You got to let the homie smell it and let me.
Starting point is 00:08:30 That was kind of like confirmation. I'm going to see how nasty you were. I just finger banged it. No, you didn't. Did you ever pass some DNA? Do you ever double dip? Pass some DNA. Like her and then another girl?
Starting point is 00:08:39 Yeah. I never did that. Come on forensic files. I never did that. Didn't even wash your hands in between. Did you? Oh, God. I never did that.
Starting point is 00:08:45 I never did. That I never did because if you were finger banging a girl in like high school, ninth grade, that was kind of like, y'all go together at that point. No, but if it was in the middle of a dance and then say she went to the bathroom and you started dance with another girl, you're not going to be like, hold up, I got to wash my hands. I mean, if you pissed. No, if she left, yeah, there's another girl that came and started grinding on you.
Starting point is 00:09:06 I never did that. I never did that. I double dip. I never did that. Double dip, yeah. Yeah. So some little young, unsuspecting girl had a fucking yeast infection. Her first one.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Her first one, because of this nasty fuck. I mean, you know, I taught her to, I taught her pH balance. Yeah. Well, you do have two hands. You can switch hands. By the way, if you're ambidextrous or ambusexualist. It's weird. Talking about multisactics.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Being able to continue to grind with a girl while fingering on rhythm, it's tough. It is. That is tough. Wow. And not only that, you couldn't. Your finger on the one in the three. Yeah. Hips on the three.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Not only that, you couldn't, you couldn't let nobody really see you doing it. There was an art to it. Yeah, you kind of had to do it on a sneak where it was like nobody really know what I'm doing. My favorite thing was I was I was as a younger I was a I was a titty guy That's hard though And when they were at a school dance especially I would act like my hands is on like her waist while she went over and I'm like you would do like you snuck like your index finger under the boob Of course thing like the under the boob take the hug my whole hand under that bra
Starting point is 00:10:10 Yeah there's whole mouth on that I hated those wire bras the wire on the bottom of the cup How dare they? Yeah, cutting my knuckles a few times how dare they support their back as a developing bodies I hated that. Cutting your knuckle on a bra. That's crazy. Welcome to a new episode of the New Gloria Mall podcast. I Am All right. And we are back with another misogynistic episode.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Did you ever watch like the school chaperones at the dance, whether it be teachers or whatever? They wouldn't ask these two. Yeah, but if you saw the older ones, it was a drastically different experience from their school dances to ours. Oh, yeah, of course. Like, we, like, it was 13-year-olds like betting each other over. Yeah. That's fucking nuts. I had one of my counselors from high school, he turned out to be a pedophile.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Well, naturally. Yeah. Yeah. He was counseling children. Counselors. We don't talk about council. School counselors is enough. He was doing his dream job.
Starting point is 00:11:04 He was following his passion. How'd you get this job, sir? Because he's really good with children. He was a pedophile. We always knew he was a little pet. Jesus Christ. He took a lot of interest in his work. Of course, he was a good counselor.
Starting point is 00:11:17 We never really think about it. Like, when we're in school, like, Our parents just put so much faith in these adults. Yeah. That they don't know that they just, you know, they see every like other month when they come in for like parent teaching night. How's he doing? He's a great guy.
Starting point is 00:11:31 That guy is a pedophile, mom. That guy that you thought was a great guy. No, seriously, the pedophile from my high school, like, my mom used to like make him sweet potato pies like every other month. Like he loved my mom's sweet potato pies. Like, say, yeah, your mom got to make me something. I'm like, all right. He also liked your sweet potato pie. You got me twisted.
Starting point is 00:11:49 never in my life nobody's ever touched me as a kid and talk about such a toxic relationship he has such a good relationship with your mother so that must have been tough for you all you know break never mind i was molested it's fun i can make these jokes well i can't camp for me i've been molested ha ha well i'm sorry that you were molested but i i thankfully was never molested and um you weren't one of the chosen ones no i wasn't one of the chosen ones i'm sorry you developed late he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't i do you know what it some of us were right for the taking From the beginning. You know what it is?
Starting point is 00:12:21 Well, you weren't in high school when you were molested. No. I was before. But I was in high school. I think that those adults. You were like the Mickey Mouse Club. Yeah, I was, you know, ahead of my time. Yeah, you were Nick and Matt.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I was an old soul. You were beyond your years. You were seasoned. That kid's going places. We shouldn't be laughing at this, but. No, I already went to therapy. Yeah, it's fine. I've unpacked it.
Starting point is 00:12:45 It's all right. But I think that. I got packed out. I think that these counselors in schools. they know like the ones that ain't going for it. Like in high school is different.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Like when you're a kid it's unfortunate that adults can easily manipulate kids. Oh yeah. But high schoolers, 14, 15, 16, 17 year olds, you got a little,
Starting point is 00:13:03 if they come from a certain type of family background, you're not getting away with that. Would you have fucked one of your teachers? Like one of my life. If she was like bad, not obviously like a dude pedophile guy,
Starting point is 00:13:12 but I'm saying different circumstances. There was one teacher in my school I definitely would have. No, I was definitely. It wasn't. There weren't too many. of my teachers that I, I didn't have many, like,
Starting point is 00:13:23 and I hate, I hate some of my teachers, I hope they don't see this, but I wasn't attracted to many of my teachers. You hope that they don't see this? But it was like the ones that were like, yeah, like, like 90. One, you think they tune in. Two, you think that's going to just bring back PTSD, like, oh, I'm all wouldn't fuck me. I have an 80-year-old crushing Boston that's waiting to make me chicken.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. That's true. Yeah, I forgot. I stand corrected. I'm sorry. I'm hitting a whole different demographic here for us, buddy. The 80-year-olds, I got them a lot.
Starting point is 00:13:53 But I was never, there weren't any. Do we need a senior citizen discount for our next door? We should. We should do it 65 and up. We should. Discounted ticket. Absolutely. Bring your mom some walk and fuck them.
Starting point is 00:14:04 There were like some substitute teachers that were like just sub for the day. Oh, yeah. Some of them were behind. And it was like, oh, she's no ready. No real teaching degree. Yeah, at all. She only saw her three times in the year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:14 You didn't really know her. No, what we used to have in my high school was like every now and there'd be a teacher's assistant that was like in her last year in college. Oh, yeah. And she would come for like two weeks. And she always, and, you know, we were 18 and she was, she was like 21. 21, 22, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:31 So that was, oh, the amount of sexual harassment. And she, they used to be into it, though. Of course. I know that sounds fucked up. They used to find it funny because they were not far in age from us. They were only a few years removed. Like, they definitely looked at us and was like, oh, he's cute. And just like, he's an idiot.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I could take him in the locker room and mess his whole world up. When I did teach for America, they made me retake the SAT because they just wanted to see how sharp you are because I was so far removed. And not sharp. Dulls. Dulls.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Dulls. A butter knife. Dulls a butter knife. Those drugs fried my brain. So I had to take SAT. It was easy cake walk. I went in extremely hungover. But the woman administering the test was really attractive.
Starting point is 00:15:16 he was probably like five, six years older than I was. And I was in a room full of high school students. It was there like, you know, the most stressful moment of their life. And I'm in there with sunglasses and a hoodie on. Yeah. I drove there. I'm like, fuck it, let's do this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Crushed it, like, walked out pretty quickly. And then we started flirting, like, when I gave her the test. And then we ended up, like, going out after that. Like, because I told her about my situation. I was like, I'm finished college. I'm moving to Chicago. I can totally put my penis in you. Like, legally.
Starting point is 00:15:44 And I won't call the police. I'm a test. You from America? Did you crush her? Indeed. Did you teach her? You got still keep in touch? That's my boy.
Starting point is 00:15:52 That's my boy. Did you fuck her over the Scantrons? Did you fill her bubble? You missed this question right here. Did she touch your number two pencil? My ticonderosa? She sharpened your lead? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Julian is definitely getting called to the podium at some point in life. I'm going to say I've never met him before. I don't know that, man. They got so much footage of us together. I still don't know him. I didn't know him then. Listen, we've been in my house and my house only. So, yeah, no, I wouldn't let my girl, I wouldn't be happy with my girlfriend dancing
Starting point is 00:16:26 grinding on another man. I could see how, you know, that would cause a problem. And my girlfriend, you know. Yeah. It doesn't happen as much. I feel like this is something you really don't have to worry about like you used to. What if she? People, like, that's rare that people even do that.
Starting point is 00:16:42 What if she's single? I just love how far it says, a nigga can't dance with his friend. this world is demonic. Yeah, it's everyone else's fault. But what was not dancing? You were grabbing her behind, get real goofy-ass-mouth. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:16:53 Is that his girlfriend? Probably. Or is that some random woman that just is that upset about the way he was dancing with him? You know, people have to be upset about it. Someone about Twitter blue. I want to be mad, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Okay. Well, I can understand why his girlfriend or baby mother would be upset about that. This is a good, stay on topic, but a good transition of our favorite responses ever.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Because I think we've gotten two that make the top five within one day. I still think number one was... All right. Can I bring up my number one favorite one? Absolutely. Of all the time.
Starting point is 00:17:26 It's kind of fucked up because it was an awful situation. When the video surfaced of Lil Reese assaulting that woman, which was awful, but his response to it on Twitter was, yo, that was mad long ago. Y'all hating.
Starting point is 00:17:41 That's a crazy guy. My Jew, Lil Reese was 17 when he tweeted that. The video was when he was like 15. That was mad long ago. His defense was a long time. Y'all Hayton. That was my number one for everyone. My second one was when offset had gotten caught.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Clearly cheating mad times. These are my favorite. And he just tweeted, y'all won. That's real, though. Sometimes you got to just be like, all right, man. Y'all got it, man. Y'all won. You got my eye cloud.
Starting point is 00:18:11 You got it all. Yeah, yeah, got it. Y'all won. I'm not even. I can't fight that. I can't, like, that's honorable. That's, that's honorable. Sometimes you just got to be like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:18:20 I didn't know who won, though. No, y'all, we won. The internet won. You know? Yeah. The fan. I didn't feel, I didn't feel like I won, though. I didn't, well, yeah, I definitely wasn't trying to defeat anyone in that situation.
Starting point is 00:18:32 No, offset, I didn't win anything. But I do understand the sentiment of y'all won. Like, sometimes you just got to throw in the top. Oh, no, I felt, I could feel the tone he was using. Yeah, it's just like, man. All right. Y'all got it, man. y'all got it i'm not i'm not fighting this i'm not arguing this like i took it as far as i could
Starting point is 00:18:49 take it like your day just goes by so much more peacefully and you know just more productive when you just say y'all won you got it now i think fabio's definitely is up there as far as saying you can't dance with your friend this world is demonic yeah because of all the things that favio is wrapped about in his entire life i think he's called himself a demon multiple times on demon time yeah now the world is demonic because we can't dance with our friends friends. Yeah. I get it. There's some brand with what he does. They have boosted the crime rate in New York City.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Yeah. Like you would not believe. No, no, no. But this is way more demonic. Like, when you can't dance with your friends, where have we gotten as a people? The comfort of your own home? Exactly. Like, come on. All the internet posted. While your friend records and puts it out to the world. And you're grabbing her jeans. Now, we have seen Drake be accused of some crazy things on the internet. The wildest of we've seen fake screenshot text messages. We've seen a lot of stuff. Drake has been accused of some nutty things. Well, naturally. when you're one of the biggest artist in world.
Starting point is 00:19:45 That happened. It's going to happen. Question. The hot sauce and condom thing was real, though, right? The what? The hot sauce in the condom? No, I don't think that was real.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Oh, shit. No. I can't. I can't. I don't remember, but I don't think that was true. Especially because we know he rolls down. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Yeah. They wouldn't wear a condom. There was a woman that said Drake threw the condom out, which is crazy. He would definitely flush it. She said he threw the condom out. She went into the bathroom to get it and tried to impregnate herself.
Starting point is 00:20:11 But there was hot sauce in the condom when she did it. hilarious story. So was it hot sauce or was Drake burning? No, like he came in it, but then put hot sauce in it so it would kill the sperm instead of just flushing it, which is ridiculous. Well, if you've listened to his music, he is pretty petty. I could definitely see him like about to flush the condom, like, let me teach her a lesson. Ew.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Gets Tabasco sauce. But if you hit Hillary Clinton for the hot sauce, just flush the condom, you wouldn't have to do any of that. What kind of hot sauce do you think it was? But he's spiteful. So let me put it in a garbage and see if she's going to take it out and try to. Let me test her. Yeah. And if I hear her howling like a wolf in 10 minutes, then I know she came in here.
Starting point is 00:20:47 He went through Shorty's purse on one of the hardest just blaze beats I've ever heard. I wouldn't put the hot sauce on the condom thing past him. But I don't believe that. He never addressed it. Lord knows. Which we talked about. I don't know how to order episodes. I love the fact that Drake just responds to a lot of this petty shit.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Of course. He's like, I love that. He's such an eloquent way. Yeah, I love that. I love that because it's like he doesn't have to. We could just like sit here as peasants and just ponder about his sex life and be like, hey, did he really do that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:14 And then he gives us a little... I don't ever want to ponder about a sex life. I mean, I don't either. But when a woman puts out a video, like we saw... And we kind of knew that that video was cat. We kind of knew that was bullshit. But I love the fact... That don't know or listen to our last episode.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Oh, they know. A woman said that she was flown out by Drake. He was rubbing her belly and saying, would you like kids? And then they had unprotected sex. Then she tried to take her phone out. He smacked the phone out of her hand and said leave. Pretty typical story in the world of Drake.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yeah. I didn't think Drake would reply to this. where does this rank on responses? This is top five already, and it's only been two days. Can you read his response? His response was never met, never spoke, never flew. Period, though. Period.
Starting point is 00:21:56 After each one. I hope people start doing more with the one life we are given. Shit is sad out here. That sounds like the title for his next album. Shit is that out here? Shit is sad out here. That's not bad time. That's a great name for album.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I thought you were going to go with. I hope people start doing more with the one life we are giving shit. It's so sad out here. No. The last shit is sad out here? That's an album. Come on. you know what Twitter would put it
Starting point is 00:22:20 I-H-P-S-D-M-W-T-H-D-M-W-T-H. Oh, they would definitely have fun. Oh, they would turn that into an acronym. For sure. I can see the merch. I-S-I-S-O-H-H is a classic. And then not only that, the crazy part is people would know exactly
Starting point is 00:22:36 what those letters stand for. I know. They were like, oh, I hope people start doing more with the one life we are given. She's sad out here. Yeah. I love this response. I like the font he chose.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Yeah, this is the type of font you use when you're just like, it's like offset. It's like y'all won. I just love when people try to get fake deep on immature shit. Because I know Drake didn't write this seriously. No. Like not even.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Probably the first part. He was like, yo, I never met that girl up. We'd never spoke. And there was so many context clues in that girl's video. Like, number one, I don't think Drake is entertaining a girl with edges and baby hairs like that, number one. Number two, number two, there was so many bath and body works, body sprays lined up on on the wall behind her.
Starting point is 00:23:19 And it was kind of like Wait, wait, wait, wait, why does that... I just don't think Drake at the way he's at in his career is entertaining the woman that still uses bath and body works body spray. You're kidding. I fully believe he's entertaining a woman like that.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Look how those are lined up back there, Rory. Yeah, that's nice. That's like a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. She looks like she does unboxing videos with 100 views. I thought those were rock bottles. Her lashes got the extendo clip. OD.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Yeah, she definitely looks like the girl that says everyone keeps asking me to do my skincare routine and it was only one person that DM'd her. That's what she looks like to hate Rory's. Yeah, I don't, I mean, but shout out to this girl. This is like a cool way. Well, not a cool way, but she definitely is she got what she wanted to offer this. She got a clout.
Starting point is 00:24:05 She got attention. Drake responded to her video. You know, but then what? I mean, you know, she might get a couple, couple of guests features on a podcast. Somebody might fly her into. I'm not going to name, not this one. And then what? I guess my question with all this is...
Starting point is 00:24:24 And then what? And this should get pregnant by a rookie NBA player. All-Star weekend. Yeah, there you got. She'll get flown out the All-Star Weekend. She'll put out a single. She'll put out a single. You know a single's coming. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:34 She's going to put out a song. She looks like Moister doll. Yeah. Moisture doll. Baby-haired doll. Yeah. Baby-haired doll. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:41 A new name is Baby Hair doll or Lash doll. And then somebody's going to fly out to All-Star weekend. A rookie is going to get her pregnant. Hair gel doll This year All-Star weekend No, it's in I think it's in Indiana
Starting point is 00:24:53 Mormon's going crazy I want to say Indianapolis It's in Utah It's in Utah All-Star weekend We might have to go In Utah?
Starting point is 00:25:00 That'd be the only I would only go if it was in Utah No I want to go No We just We just solidified it We're going You know why I want to go
Starting point is 00:25:09 Why? Let's set up the pot Somewhere like in a central area In Utah And just watch all the girls That are in Utah Like you don't live here Can we just interview?
Starting point is 00:25:17 I want to point those Why are you here? No, we should do what's the thing on the street? Billy on the street, whatever. He's funny. Yeah, yeah, Billy Eichner. Let's not do it, but let's just literally run around on microphones. I ask women, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:25:28 What is there four seasons in Utah? I got to guess that that's where all the girls are just staying in the four seasons. I mean, Utah or rich. And then we got to do the post-interview at the airport. They probably staying in the Marriott. Oh, yeah. I think you're putting a little too much sauce. Like four girls in the room?
Starting point is 00:25:42 There has to be a four seasons in Salt Lake. Oh, God. That's what we're going on. Utah is a rich city on the low. Like, there's some spots. I mean, they have like 12 kids. They got to have a lot of money to support that family. Mormons are going to go.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Listen. They're like the Nick Cannon of. We are setting up shop at the four seasons in Salt Lake City. What's the dates for this? I believe Valentine's Day weekend. It usually is Valentine's Day weekend. Yeah, that's, you know, love has to be found. The weekend of the 19th.
Starting point is 00:26:06 You know that. Is it ever found? Sunday February 19. Okay, so that's a few days after all the week. So the Saturday would be all the skills challenge. All right. So we're going. We're going to set up, we're going to set up a mic and a camera in front of the
Starting point is 00:26:16 Rich or the four seasons and just interview women and ask them what brings you to Salt Lake, the great Salt Lake City for All-Star Weekend? I mean, you know, the scenery. It's just like, I just want to do something like different. Like, everyone just goes to like Miami. I felt like I need to just go to like Utah. Yeah. And like I didn't even realize that it was All-Star Weekend.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Yeah, we had no idea. Like me and my friends were joking. Like, oh my God, we didn't even know. This is, this is interesting because it's the first time in 30 years that is the All-Star game was in Utah. So this is a 30 year anniversary. So we have to go over there. No.
Starting point is 00:26:51 In 1990. Have I ever been to Utah? No. No. On a layover. It wasn't like I didn't get out and like you see the city. Didn't you go to Sunday service or some shit in Utah? No.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Sunday services. Oh no. They were in Wyoming. You went for the year. You went to the yay release bonfire. Stop playing. You were at the bonfire. I'm never going.
Starting point is 00:27:08 You went to the bonfire. You thought I went to Sunday service in Salt Lake City. Yeah. That would be lit though. No, it would not. It would not be lit. Lit? Litt is not the word. Find a new word. Interesting?
Starting point is 00:27:20 No, okay. All right. Interesting. I'll give you that. It would be interesting. Didn't you go to the Wyoming bonfire or some shit? No, Rory. I went to one Sunday service and you have footage of that. That's it. You went to Queensbridge with Kim, though. No, I did not, man. What's wrong with you? I've never done any of that shit. You definitely took Kim down Vernon. I took Kim Kardashian down Vernon. Yes. No, I've never done that.
Starting point is 00:27:46 that's going to kill her I've never done that I never would do that but it's interesting that Salt Lake City is the destination after 30 years of not being there and we will be there we're gonna go
Starting point is 00:28:01 we're gonna check it out we gotta check it out we gotta see what's going on and I just interview some some patrons and some fans of the game call them fans of the game fans listen
Starting point is 00:28:12 we gotta do the interviews in the airport we're all waiting to go back home no hotel lobby where all that has to be like at those hours of like we have to get down the early like 630 a.m. Like early check in times? Yeah. Okay. Oh. And just see like who's scrambling to get out of the hotel and get to the like. Oh, you're saying like as the. Yeah, yeah. After they finish getting their gut smashed. Like hey, how are you? All right. Let's plan this out. Let's plan this out. You look like you were wrestling
Starting point is 00:28:38 with a small forward. We'll have to plan this out though because, you know, on tour we did get tired quickly. Let's do watches. Like you take the first watch. Yeah. Yeah. You take six to nine. Yeah. I'll take the nine to 11, which is like, eh, I kind of liked her. Or, you know what we can do and make it real interesting?
Starting point is 00:28:55 We could hire an additional camera guy. You can be on one side of the hotel. Ah, I like that. Because you know they're going to try to sneak out. Yeah. They don't want to be seen by the pops. Yeah. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:29:05 By the paps. The paps. Yeah. So what we can do is I'll set up on one side. You set up on the other. And then we'll see, like, we'll just talk to him. Like, hey, how are you feeling? Look a little, you know, tired.
Starting point is 00:29:14 look a little flustered in the face. How are you doing? Yeah. And just see what's going on. Yeah. That's not your chain. It's weird. That's not your hoodie.
Starting point is 00:29:20 That hoodie is way too big. We have footage of you coming in in club clothes. Yeah. Leaving in practice. And now you're leaving in a Celtics hoodie. I don't understand. Are you from Boston? We're in Utah.
Starting point is 00:29:32 I just want to ask, just want to ask a few questions. That's all. Like, and that's the practice hoodie. That's not even the one you can buy online. That's like. They don't sell that.
Starting point is 00:29:40 They don't sell that hoodie right there. That's like a team fucking. hoodie there. But I think we should do it. I think we just could have fun with that. No, that would be a good time. And I've never been to Utah. Never been to Utah. So yeah, we could, we could, we could experience Utah, but experience it in an all-star type of way and have some fun out there. For sure. Which one of you agencies booked this Bill Cosby tour? Who was it? You know it was Jay-Z and Rock Nation. Yeah, they're in on it all the time. Don't put that on Live Nation. You think Live Nation,
Starting point is 00:30:19 Yo, you know Jay and Rock Nation put this together, man. You know they did this. So all part of the agenda. Oh, yeah. Come on, man. He even said Bill Cosby on 444. You don't even do the science. They traded, they made a trade.
Starting point is 00:30:31 They traded Tory for Bill Cosby. Oh, my God. That's how this happened. You know what's going on. I mean, who was on the appeal jury for Cosby? I'm not sure. Let's look into it. Yeah, we got to look into it.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Maybe they were employees of Rock Nation. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure if we really dig into it. We can find somebody. I think Shari might have been. She's doing her civic duty on all these. We haven't spoken to Shari in so long.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Figure out what's going on with Shari and see what she's doing. They're doing that Rock Nation school to pull the wool over our eyes. Yeah, we know what's going on back there. They're training in New Jersey. Bill Cosby is eyeing a return to touring in 2023. The controversial comedian said, as much during a surprise, December 28th radio interview on WGA's talk with host Scott Spears. Cosby answered yes.
Starting point is 00:31:16 When asked if 2023 is the year, he finally might be able to Torrigan. Cosby, who is now 85, was convicted in Pennsylvania, Rory, in April 2018 of a criminal sex assault charge. He was released in 2021, following nearly three years in prison after the conviction was overturned by the state Supreme Court. When I come out of this, I feel that I will be able to perform and be the Bill Cosby that my audience knows me to be. Wait, all right, hold on. So Bill Cosby did a whole radio interview with this guy, Scott Spears, and the only thing that is being pulled from this variety is the tour, answering yes
Starting point is 00:31:50 to a tour? Yes. Where is this interview and what questions were asked? I don't know. That's a great question. I didn't hear it. What did Scott ask Bill Cosby
Starting point is 00:31:58 when he was finally ready to do an interview? Well, he responded to Spears' question about whether 2023 might be a touring year. Cosby responded yes, because there's so much fun to be had in this storytelling that I do. Years ago, maybe 10 years ago,
Starting point is 00:32:10 I found it was better to say it after I write it. Now, I will be honest with all of you gentlemen in here. As soon as these tickets go on sale, I'm buying one. You're going to the Bill Cosby tour? Absolutely. Do you think you remember the tour? Do I think that I would remember it? Or he would remember it?
Starting point is 00:32:26 He's suggesting that you would be roofied at the tour or not? No, I won't be roofied. It's a cocktail hour. I would be sober. I just have to see what Bill Cosby is going to say and write as part of his stand-up comedy bit after all that he's been doing. His prison bits
Starting point is 00:32:42 are probably great. This is what I'm saying. I mean, this is Bill Cosby's the end of the day. And everything was overturned, which means we can't say that he was guilty of anything. We can't say that, though. Can we? Yes, we can. If the state Supreme Court overturned something? They're not my deciding factor of what I think.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Like he thinks sometimes they are. But sometimes we agree. So you think Bill Cosby raped women? 100%. And drugged them, yeah. Okay. 100%. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:07 I don't know if all 1,000 accusations are true. But yes, I definitely believe Bill Cosby drugged women and raped them. And he also tried to bite them. NBC. Sure. Would you see him on this tour? No. Not out of like this crazy moral standing.
Starting point is 00:33:24 I was never the biggest Cosby stand-up fan. I know that's... Seinfeld guy. That's racist. Exactly. No. Here's the thing. Seinfeld is a Cosby guy.
Starting point is 00:33:36 I don't really like that type of stand-up, like that really clean cut. Like, of course, Cosby is a comedic genius. I love the Cosby show. And there's bits that I like of Cosby's, but he's too much. He has like a waspy type of fucking stand-up, even though he's not Waspy at all. Wait, you're going to say that about him and then Seinfeld? I said Seinfeld and Cosby are similar.
Starting point is 00:33:58 I'm not a Seinfeld stand-up. Oh, I basically like sign-up. Seinfeld stand-up is not that funny to me. It's not funny. I'm wishing on that. I think Cosby is funnier than Seinfeld standard-wise, but I don't think Cosby's the greatest stand-up. I get, like, he paved the way for everyone. Yeah, he's a, he's a pioneer.
Starting point is 00:34:15 he's a legend, but I don't, it's not my, I just have but have to see what Bill Cosby, after all he's been through and all he's been accused of and now having everything overturned, I would just have to see how he turns this into content and comedy. I'm not saying that if it airs, that I wouldn't, you know, take a peek. But I'm just not, I'm not buying tickets to the Cosby show. I'm definitely buying tickets. Because I probably wouldn't have to begin with anyways. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:34:41 Yeah. I mean, I guess that would be like a check. Like, let's take the case out. let's say that never happened. I guess that would be a checklist. Like, I got to see Bill Cosby do stand up. Yeah, it's Bill Cosby. But I wouldn't run, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:34:53 Cosby's too highbrow. Even he looks down on all the other comedians that actually do funny shit. Does he? Hell yeah. Well, I mean, I grew up Bill Cosby, the Cosby show. Love the Cosby show.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Yeah, so it's like now Bill Cosby's on tour and again, everything that he has gone through and been through in the last few years, I would just have to witness. is how he turns this into content and how he turns this around and say, listen, like, this was all this, that it wasn't true, whatever. Whatever it is, I would just have to see him put that into some type of art and put it on display. I would have to see what he does with that.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Does Hannibal open? Joe. Full circle moment. Did they bury the hatchet? It's called like the pharmaceutical tour? Do they bury the roofie? I don't think so. I don't think so either.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Barry the Roofie. I don't think you're going to do that. And first of all, I think Hannibal's doing more tickets than, well, probably not. What? I don't know. I get it. You don't like Bill Cosby's comedy. Don't tell me that Hannibal is selling more tickets than Bill Cosby.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I really don't think the world likes Bill Cosby right now. You got the world. This world? We're living in a simulation. I don't know. Bill Cosby? What? You think he's selling out?
Starting point is 00:36:08 Absolutely. What size venues do you think Bill Cosby's are? I think he could do the theater. at Madison Square Garden. Hulu? Yeah. He could do the Hulu there. This is Bill Cosby, though.
Starting point is 00:36:20 I'm not saying no. I know he's a legend. Don't get it to his team. All I'm saying is I don't know if those size venues are even going to take the Cosby kid. So like that's where I don't know. Yeah, I think Hannibal would do more seats just off sheer logistics of the theaters that Cosby will be able to do. I think comedy clubs will take Cosby all fucking day.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Comedy clubs took Louis in the middle of his role. Statically different situations. Smoking those sets. I mean, what? went to court and one did it? No, just completely different allegations. Louis didn't rape anyone. One shoplifted
Starting point is 00:36:52 a piece of gum, one murdered somebody if you were to compare their crimes. That's not how you're married. But even look at, you know what? That was a weird. Yeah. Why is that a sick comparison? Stealing up?
Starting point is 00:37:07 Well, we could also just say what they did. Okay, because a lot of... I was about to say, we could just say what they did. Well, no, there's a lot in that. a rapist and drug people. And yeah, one was having nasty phone sex unconsentially. And accused an accused rapist.
Starting point is 00:37:22 You can't do that. He's an accused rapist. Allegedly. Cousby definitely raped a woman. You can't say that. You can't say that. Allegedly. See, that's fucked up. You can't say that. Because Louis Cicay allegedly whipped his dick out. No, he did whip his dick out. He openly talked about it. Wait, hold on. Okay, well, this is what I would
Starting point is 00:37:38 have to see. No, wait, wait, wait, hold on. It's been... It's been... It's been... It's been 12 hours since I last saw you guys, right? Yeah. He was sitting right on this couch saying if a black woman says she is assaulted, we believe her immediately. Yeah, but this case was just over. It's not all white bitches.
Starting point is 00:37:53 This case was just overturned and state Supreme Court. What are you talking about? He's not wrong. I get what you mean. I'm saying, I'm saying Cosby is a rapist. I'm talking to them all. Oh, okay. The case was overturned.
Starting point is 00:38:05 If he was a rape, he would still be in prison. Whoa, whoa, whoa, well, first of all. I want to say one out of the thousand shits he's accused of. Only one went to court. It was one count. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:17 You know what? That's definitely bleeped out. That's definitely bleeped out. That's fucked up. The state Supreme Court overturned his case. You know he still could go to court for like the other thousand that he's accused though, right? Like he's not Scott free.
Starting point is 00:38:31 I mean, I don't know what I don't know what the standing of any of this is. I just know that he was he was found guilty on certain some charges obviously because he did jail time. He was locked up for three years. The state. The state. Supreme Court looked into the case and overturned it. And now he's free.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Yeah, no, the courts always get it right. So I'm just saying, I'm just saying, bro, we have to go by. I don't know the evidence that came out. Squeezing in a tour in between this is sick, though. Yeah. I mean, I do get it, though. You're going to need some money for what's to come. Because he's not done going to court. Earlier this month, five women filed a new sexual assault lawsuit against NBC and Bill Covy under a New York state law that temporarily suspends the statute. of limitations for older sexual assault claims.
Starting point is 00:39:17 The women alleged that Cosby either raped them or forced them into sexual acts. Four of the allegations date from the late 80s or 90s when the actor was at the height of his fame as the star of the Cosby show. The fifth allegation involves Cindrolad, a former Hollywood executive who has accused Cosby of raping her in 1969. Wyatt called the lawsuit frivolous. I'm guessing this is Bill Cosby's lawyer. Wyatt called the lawsuit frivolous and said the five women were part of a parade of a who had come forward between 2014 and 2016. So, yes, if women are saying that they were raped,
Starting point is 00:39:52 I'm on the side of believing that women were raped. But if a state Supreme Court overturns these, you know, acclaims and things like that, that means they have information and evidence that we don't have, and they looked into things that felt like there wasn't enough or anything there to keep this man in prison over these crimes. Let's say if Toro... I believe it was overturned on a technicality, not the evidence. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:14 I don't know. I'm just saying if the state Supreme Court overturned something, they have information. I want you to stop yourself just in case someone like hits the comments with the actual facts. I do believe he got out on a technicality with paperwork, not anything to do with the evidence that he did not sexually assault someone. I don't know. I'm just saying that the state Supreme Court, the man is free. He's not in prison. He served three years of a, what was he sentenced to? Something under sexual assault. I'm not. More than three years. He was definitely sentenced to more than three years. And he's out in three.
Starting point is 00:40:51 The state Supreme Court overturned something. I mean, I, listen. What type of crowd do you think will be at this show with you? Who do you think will be sitting to the left and radio? He was sentenced to 10 years. He was sentenced to 10 years. He served three. After convicted of drugging and sexually assaulting.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Yeah. In 2004. And that's only that specifically for only one woman. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. And again, I'm like, 90% sure it wasn't because evidence is why he got out. I think
Starting point is 00:41:18 it was a technicality. Something, they did something wrong and he got free. Yeah, that's even just in the mild, like, kind of skimming I'm doing, that seems like what was the case. Well, if he is guilty of this, he's a nasty fuck and he should die in jail. Bill Coxon's a nasty fuck. He's a nasty fuck. But right now,
Starting point is 00:41:34 he's on tour, 2023. Which is insane. Which is, wow. Listen, he's not the first nasty fuck to go on tour. Oh, yeah. We know that. That, that that we know. We watched our Kelly parade around for years after the sex tape came out. The Boy Scouts still exist. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a church.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Hey. Wow. Now you're saying something. Don't come for the father and son and holy spirit. Yeah. Gosh. Are you getting front road tickets? And church does go on tour too. Yeah. Of course they do. They might be the biggest tour. It's called Lent. Utah. It's called Lent.
Starting point is 00:42:10 40 days and 40 nights. That's fucking crazy. Selling out. They go crazy. It's a beaver tour. Selling out masses everywhere. It's lit masses. There you go. I love it.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Church tours like Tech Nine. Oh, my God. Jesus. Church merch. Sales merch like that. Those robes go off the racks. And off of your shoulders. You make candles they burn?
Starting point is 00:42:32 So many rosaries the whole. Hi, well, I will be, I guess, one of the only ones that go see Bill Cosby. I mean, you've given me a ticket, my girl. Yeah. We'll go together and just laugh. Again, I think it'll be. I need to go look Bill in his eyes. That'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I'll know. I'm like, you did it. You nasty old man. You nasty fuck. Boo! I'll boo Bill Cosby if I look at him and feel like he really did that shit. Cosby is so committed to comedy and I think he knows that he is probably going to go back to jail. He might take this tour to say some of the wildest shit we've ever heard in our lives.
Starting point is 00:43:07 He might cop to all this for the sake of comedy. This is what I'm saying. I want to be in the building. I want to be able to say, yo, I want to be able to say, yo, I'm going to be. was there. Like the internet, y'all just got clips of this shit. Like, he said, he said, way crazy and shit than that. Like, I want to be there because I have a feeling it's going to be one show, grand opening, grand closing. Oh, yeah. I got a feeling it's going to be in New York City. No, he's got to work this material. No, I got a feeling this is going to be one show in New York
Starting point is 00:43:32 City. And he's been working that shit in prison. It's going to be, in the day room. For three years. He has so much material. I don't know how y'all don't want to see this. He's ready for the special. I have to see this because, let's say, They'll probably do the phone thing, though. Let's say that he is guilty of this. And, like, right after this, they, like, put him back in prison. And then, like, you know, he's 80, what, 85, 86? Like, we don't have much long with Bill.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Yeah. When he got convicted, I thought he was going to die, Joe. It's going to be like, yo, listen, at least I was there that night where they let this accused rapist out. He sold out of New York City. I was there. He did the craziest set. Whatever he says, he said this. It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:44:10 The Internet was going crazy about it. and then a month later they threw him back in prison and then he died years later. I want to be able to say I was there that night. Like this sounds like history. One night only with Bill? One night only. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Fuck you, Julian. One night only with Bill. And, you know, and Mall's... Bill Cosby. Mall's going to give like the Jerry Jones excuse. Like, I was just there to see what was going on. 100%. No, you was there to support.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Jerry got it off, right? The Cowboys are still selling out every weekend. I'm going to get mods off. wanted to see what it was all about. I wanted to see what the commotion was about. I didn't know. I was just a sucker for social justice. Yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 00:44:49 And the merch, you know, the merch, you know, the merch on the pill Cosby merch? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, man, he got to do the Pill Cosby hoodies. The pill Cosby hoodie? You know, like the weekly pill things that you can...
Starting point is 00:44:59 Come on, man. I shouldn't... See, you're bringing me into it. Stop it. No, yeah. Content. Everything is content. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:06 We spoke about this week's going. It's true. Everything is content. Everything is content. This is content. I just want to be there because I know they're going to shut this shit down. It's going to be one night only. I want to be able to say I was in the building and I saw Bill Cosby.
Starting point is 00:45:19 He's going to do that shit in Philly. Would this show even get through or how many hecklers would fuck that show up? Nah, it goes through. 100%. Security would be tight. I feel like they would have to simulate this world is sick, bro. You don't think people would just like the way people are going into museums and just like super gluing their hands on stuff? And I put oatmeal on Bill Cosby.
Starting point is 00:45:39 And like throw in paint on these paintings. for climate change. You don't think they're going to interrupt a rapist? Bro, listen to what I'm telling you. This world is crazy. OD. People are going to go there. Not only are they going to enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Well, the support, no. They're going to take pictures with him. They're going to kiss him. They're going to hug him. They're going to cry and say, I love you. It's back to the team thing. Because when you get someone in a mouse like this. If you don't want to be there to see this crazy shit happen, I need to be in the building.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Because I want to be like, look at how crazy this world is. This man is an accused rapist who was convicted and sentenced to 10 years, serve three, let out, and now has a fucking sold-out show in New York City. If Bill Cosby offers you a drink, you're taking it? I don't drink. Oh, there you go. Smart man. Roy? No.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I'm not going to be drinking with Bill Cosby period. No, like in the green room. Like, after he sells out. If I buy a meet and greet ticket? I saw Roy at Bill Cosby's green room. We have other questions. Rory would tell me he's not going into the show. And then, like, I know somebody that's working the show.
Starting point is 00:46:35 And I end up going back to the bathroom and the door open and I see Rory cracking jokes. And another thing, Bill. Wait, you said you were a coming. I'm punching up some of his jokes. Yo, use this tag. Use this tag, Bill. Like, yo, Roar, you said you weren't coming. Now you in the fucking green room on the ham.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Working on your material. Fuck you, funny to me. Yeah, fuck you. Like, the door opens, I see, Rory, fuck you, funny to me. Like, wait a minute. Oh, hey, Ma. Yeah, like, what the fuck is happening? He said he wasn't coming.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I got to go see Pilb Cosby. I'm sorry. What major streaming service is buying this special? Which one isn't? Oh shit. Amazon's pushing fucking anti-Semitic films. Oh, that's true. No, Kyrie is.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Oh, sorry. My bad. Kyrie filmed and directed that entire thing. We should take the ball out of his hands. Yeah, like, are you kidding me? Hebrews to Jews. What is it, Hebrews to Negroes? Yeah, Hebrews to Negroes.
Starting point is 00:47:27 It's still on fucking Amazon. You can watch it right now. I don't know if y'all know. It's still there. I think it's free with your prime. Yeah, it says it. They don't even have to pay. Oh, they tripled the price.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Damn. They're like 1099. That's what I'm saying. No, Amazon would take it. Netflix is, I don't think they would do it. I don't know. Amazon is deaf. Amazon can't wait to take this and have Kyrie repost it.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Are you kidding me? What about Peacock? See? I mean? Peacock is too close to NBC and they got beef. Maybe Bill buys it while he's out. See? He puts it on his own platform, which is Peacock.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Yeah. And they go back to jail? Yeah. He's already a legend, but that's fucking, to come out, get out of jail? Who started that Bill Cosby's trying to buy NBC? That was like that was the worst. Z did. Because Jay was trying to buy it.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Jay was trying to buy it. He got their bills already in the meeting. What we were talking about? Of course Jay Z started. He outbid him. Bill Cosby could not afford. I don't think NBC has a price. I don't think anyone can afford it. And you can't spell Bill Cosby without NBC. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Wow, shit. What's the end for? I didn't even do the science. Never mind. Aha. I almost fired you. See, I thought about it. Notorious. There you go. Notorious. Bill Cosby. There you go. So it was Lauren Michaels this whole time was behind this. I don't know. Listen, man, this is just more proof that we are. Does he host? They let him host.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Yo, imagine. They let Bill host. Do, y'all joking, but I could see it happening. The skits they could do. Oh my God. Just imagine it's like, it's a happy hour. You know how fucking fake liberal SNL likes to be? They would be outraged if Bill was on the scene. Bro, I'm telling you. They couldn't handle Kanye's red hat. Y'all. They only ride for Chappelle. because he's pure comedy. Listen, y'all don't understand. We are living in a conspiracy, I mean, a simulation. Conspiracies are content.
Starting point is 00:49:19 They love it. They're going to eat it up. You know what? If Elon didn't get fired from his own company, I would say Twitter does it and puts it on their little media fee. That'd be sick. I could definitely see Elon being like, yeah, no, let everything go, except for jokes about me. Except jokes about me.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Anybody that talks about me, you will be muted and blocked for eternity. Yeah, it's weird. there was another leader that was just like that. Oh my God. Anyways. Ends with Philly? Starts with Philly? What do you think?
Starting point is 00:49:47 See, look at the jokes at that start. You showed a clip for that? It said, Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby to tour in 23, ladies, there will be a two-drink minimum place. Oh, my. Like, what if Bill comes out? Well, that's standard at the comedy club. What if Bill comes out and says, listen, it's a two-drink minimum. Crowd goes crazy.
Starting point is 00:50:04 I can hear the whole room going crazy. The room is shaking. Because of the pill. Immediately. Because they're all falling out of their chairs. They're all drugged already. That was crazy. It's like the David Blaine joke.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Like, yo, look at your mouth. Look again. Open your mouth. Open your woman opens her mouth. She has a pill in it. How? How? How?
Starting point is 00:50:25 You're doing this? Pussy Patrol. It ends up being a magic show. Yes. It's a magic show. Everybody has a pill in their mouth and they don't even know how I got there. Look under your chair. Yeah, look under your chair.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Look at me. Stand up. Sit down. stand up again. Yeah. Sit out. Get up and everybody just can't move?
Starting point is 00:50:45 Yeah. Poor Bill. It was the 70s. It was a great time. Everyone was doing it. Oh, man, it was a great time. It was a great time to be alive in the 70s. I wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:50:57 I'm just, fuck you. I mean, keep that all. I'm sorry if it was bad. I'm not. Fuck am I sorry for. I'm just saying I'm going to see it. Bill Cosman announced a tour. I'm going to buy a ticket.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Like, the fucking my husband. Sorry about. Campaining for this. Yeah. Like, that's like saying, I'm sorry for watching a documentary. The fuck? I just watched a documentary. Yeah, Kyrie had to.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Yo, we don't talk, y'all, listen. You see how fast we got about it? Let it go. No, but seriously. We did forget about it. Yo, listen to what I'm telling you. Kari reposted a documentary. Spewing, he was pushing hateful agendas.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Yo, this world is fucking insane. You guys see what he did? About last week, he donated 22 grand to a Howard University student just quietly on the low and people saw his name under the donation and that's how it got discovered.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Was that low though? Because you could optionally put your name. Yeah, you can't put anonymous. Look at him. He's doing it for cloud. But the thing is people don't look at the donations like that. That's not true. A young girl at my alma mater,
Starting point is 00:52:03 Howard University needed $6,000 to remain in school. So she started to go fund me to raise the money. Kyrie Irvin donated $22,000 so she could continue her education. That's what we forgot about a lot of stuff. And gave her some homework, which included watching films. Shout out to Kyrie.
Starting point is 00:52:21 I knew. But we always, even when Kyrie was going through that whole thing, we all, we all knew that Kyrie wasn't a bad person. He's playing right now. He wasn't a guy that, uh, we don't know. Yeah. Carrey's always been a humble dude. Great guy, great player.
Starting point is 00:52:38 And he just, all right, we forgot about Kyrie, but we also forgot that like Jennings sung pretty brown eyes to Jeffrey Dahmer in prison. One of the craziest pieces of information that we received in 2022. I've lost sleep over that. Yeah. Really? Why do we just let that go for one day? I mean, because nobody cares.
Starting point is 00:52:58 I'm trying to tell you, Rory. The craziest of things that we are going to hear, people do not give a fuck. People are going to be outraged for 22 hours. Oh, the five-gram street? And then it's going to be business as usual. Yeah, the net's a baller. Shout out to Kyle and Katie. They seem to be,
Starting point is 00:53:14 seem to finally have figured it out. They're watching film. I think last night was 10 straight. Yeah. Damn. And not only that too, they're getting healthy.
Starting point is 00:53:24 They got a lot of their players back. So, you know, that has something to do with it too. So shout out to the Nets, man. Either way, even if they won the championship, it won't matter. Why?
Starting point is 00:53:33 Because it's the Brooklyn Nets. Is that the first one, right? Yeah, but it's kind of like, it's like the Mets winning ones? It's like, it's, I think if the Mets win it would be bigger than if the Nets would be much bigger
Starting point is 00:53:45 Yeah Like the Brooklyn Nets winning a championship It's like It's kind of like Like your lesbian aunt Like growing hair Keep going
Starting point is 00:53:53 It's like Oh I didn't know You could wear anything Other than a fade Like That's Was that worse Was that worse
Starting point is 00:54:00 Than my bubble gum To murder comparison? Yes No Because you know Your lesbian aunt All your life You know
Starting point is 00:54:05 Just like the Brooklyn Nets I can't say No You can't say I don't say No? Damariski's It's okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Oh, okay. So as a . You're not a . No, Damaris. Damaris. She just said, It's okay. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:54:24 We also had the show that loved being referred to a . Who? She likes referring to that. Who's Taylor? From New York. You know. The one that with the dildo.
Starting point is 00:54:35 The stud muffin. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Taylor. That's our Peebles. Can you not say stud muffin? No, Stud muffin. That was Damaris's a stud muffin. Do you think that?
Starting point is 00:54:42 Do you think that Taylor? currently has dildos in the pot in her kitchen right now. She's got to be prepping for news, Eve. Gotta be. She got to get a slow cook. Gotta go crazy. She's got to dyke out. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Oh, now you're comfortable. Say it with your chest, that. I'm a pioneer. See, Rory? I ran through the door. Whoa, brought anybody with me. This is the problem with Siri, sharing that stuff. Let me influence you.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Speaking of things that we found out in 2022, that were crazy that we just forgot about, T.J. Holmes got caught cheating. and he is now filing for divorce. Who is T.J. T.J. Holmes is the Good Morning America show. Oh, the man just trying to be happy? Yeah, that's all. Just a man searching for happiness. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:26 He is now filed for divorce. Good for him. Why is it like? Let love win. That's what I don't understand when it comes to men. We can't love ourselves. We can't do, we can't choose us. We can't be happy. We can't do anything. Men can only. He finally chose him. pay bills
Starting point is 00:55:43 and get it up when she wants it to get up. What? Wait, what is this wildest go back to that? Wildest things about the T.J. Holmes story. Finding out his real first name.
Starting point is 00:55:56 We missed that part. Finding out he couldn't say the N-word in his own house. That's sick. He's like Sean King. The way... T.J. Holmes is a black man. Did you just say like Sean King?
Starting point is 00:56:07 The way they are still opening... The way they are still opening out and about during this period because they're dating. The other women he messed with at work. Is they're in love? That Luteleus name is wild, but it's not, it's not as wild as Navadius.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Future's name is DeVadius. I feel like Littalia should be followed by like, first down, not, good morning America. Lutellius shouldn't be telling me good morning. What if they hired Quavius? Him future and Quavo. Giving us the news in the morning with their real names? Mama.
Starting point is 00:56:40 What's wrong with that? I didn't. What? What? I can't put an adlib in there in the Good Morning News. Wait, so, Lutelius, Quavius, and Navadius. Son. That sounds like the Ninja Turtles. It's like the Ninja Turtles. It's like Heroders. Yeah, that's the new Ninja Turtles right there. Lutelius.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Navadius. And all of them left women that were making them miserable. Oh, like standing up for men everywhere. I don't think future left women that made them miserable. I think future just... I think every woman makes them miserable. he just leaves women like y'all move for me matter of fact when he gets happy he's like going into album mode yeah for sure he treats women like like track lists next
Starting point is 00:57:23 what's the next one next he's in a five album deal definitely in a five album deal oh well good for them i guess could why is this why is this back oh because he's filing for divorce that's a new new news oh yeah that's too yeah like why is the heat on him why isn't she getting any because he's a man man i mean i don't want to say it i wanted you guys to say oh oh and his his ex-wife is a white woman yeah i don't know what he can you find that out i don't know but his next wife is a white woman mm-hmm he seems to be happy oh yeah that's why julian likes this guy yeah same taste i see myself in him oh wait look i see myself in him oh shit he left her for a white woman oh yeah she wasn't white she looks like she may be indian maybe she looks yeah i'm not gonna
Starting point is 00:58:09 guess Let Julian get Hey Julian go to the screen You don't like them Put the brown paper bag next to the screen right there Let's see Oh she's an attorney Yeah she's a pretty woman
Starting point is 00:58:24 Oh she's gonna sue the fuck out of him Oh he's gonna have a tough time in court with this one Yeah Marily Phoibig Fibig Oh she's pretty as smart She's beautiful Marily
Starting point is 00:58:36 She thought she might just be a black one She looked like she could have some some Indian descent though. Wait, go back to that picture? She's gorgeous. Yeah, she's pretty. And single now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:49 They're a good looking couple though. Yeah. He didn't want that now. He's a handsome man. He wanted the partner right next to him. Yeah. There's a good settlement. She's single now.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Yeah, there you go. Hey, Mary Lee, listen, man. Get some of that NBC money. Listen, man. To buy your Cosby tickets with... If you want to really hit Luteleus where it hurts, meet me up town on Dykelleys. Meet me uptown on Dykeman.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Yeah, come on Marley. Got to come up town. Look how happy they are together. Smog some of that good sour. Amy Robach. That's crazy. But look how hard he's smiling. He looks mad happy.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Listen, you got to let love win, Roy. That is true. Let love win. I mean, TJ had the Riz. What'd you think? What is Riz? He was riszed up. You don't know what Riz is?
Starting point is 00:59:36 You don't know what Riz is? According to TikTok, Riz is just going like this. Yo, we showed him one video. You'll not go. They told me what Riz was yesterday for the first time. Show us one more time. Oh, he's fucking Riz. That's your Riz.
Starting point is 00:59:51 The only TikTok videos you guys showed me to explain Riz was a bunch of children doing this. And for those listening with audio, I'm just taking my hand and saying, hey, come here. And I said, all right, so it's just telling someone to come here. And they're like, no, no, it's like swag. It's like having game. It is like swag. Wait, this women respond to this today? Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:09 It's called unspoken Riz. If that's the case, then Cosby had Riz. Uh, well... Yeah, but they had no choice about to go with me. I gotta go. This is why I have to go
Starting point is 01:00:25 to the show. Y'all not understanding what I'm saying. But as long as we sit here, talk, it's gonna all make sense. I have to go see this. All right, so the Riz. That's the Riz right there.
Starting point is 01:00:36 One would say your money backs see these unseasoned white women waving you over. Stop, you would be crawling from them. But you would season the shit out of them. Oh, sure. Yeah, with my Riz. You would spray your Riz all over them.
Starting point is 01:00:46 So Riz is just What's the definition of Riz, Julian? Calling somebody over flirting It's having game, I guess Having game is called Rish. So this is what Urban Dictionary, Urban Dictionary Riz, another word for spitting game
Starting point is 01:01:02 How good you are with pulling and sustaining bitches. Wait, wait. We did not put this. I'm sorry. Wait, wait. We didn't even know what I was reading just now.
Starting point is 01:01:11 I just saw the next word It was like sustaining bitches. I have never. I have never seen. I have never heard of sustaining bitches a day in my life. Okay. After this, I'll be person one and then you be the person under. Okay. Are you from Tennessee? Could you do the only 10 I see? Damn, that nigga has no risk.
Starting point is 01:01:37 This is crazy. This is why all the kids are fucking stupid. What you mean? Y'all has swag back then. Yeah, but swag wasn't, this is not swag. What was your risk? But swag got killed too. So this is Riz. You guys couldn't get me to say Cap seriously, so you're not going to get me to say Riz seriously. I will mock it, though.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Cap is not. Riz sounds like the, I don't say cap seriously. Riz sounds like the prototypical name for like the bully in like one of those corny Disney movies. Oh God, Riz is in the hallway. And meanwhile, Riz is just insecure and wants friends. Like Riz, they could have came up with a better name for Riz. Like what's the meaning cap? I understand because it has a definition.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Cap, cap, gun, fake. I get all that. What does Riz mean? Like, swag. Well, swag means swagger, so I get it. What does Riz mean? What does it come from? Rizumdo. Who?
Starting point is 01:02:28 It comes from a YouTuber, a streamer. All right, that's what you lost me already. Don't tell me anything came from a YouTuber or a streamer. Why? The whole world comes from it. That's the culture. I know. I just found out that Jesus is the Pisces.
Starting point is 01:02:40 I had no idea. You couldn't tell? No. Never met the guy. Hi, Sinette, is the, the, uh, the creation. of Riz. Cool. All right.
Starting point is 01:02:49 So why? Like what made him say Riz means this? Just streaming. I think when you stream your whole life, probably just come up with some creative shit. Yeah. I mean, granted,
Starting point is 01:03:01 Fleeck was never explained to me and that made it all the way to Ellen. On Fleek? All right, so does this get ruined when Ellen says it? Ellen's not even on anymore. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:09 When Jimmy Fallon says it? Oh, God. Yeah. Jimmy got no Riz. If Jimmy says Riz. Jimmy probably has Rizz. Jimmy has no Riz. You don't know what.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Jimmy does Jimmy Fallon I'm trying to understand this but I just I guess this is just out of my I'm just like I'm officially too old
Starting point is 01:03:26 I guess it's like when you got it but you don't got to say it's like this video you guys don't want to do a Rizzo well finally I can do a TikTok dance it's just look at does Rizza get any rights to this I would hope so
Starting point is 01:03:36 that sounds crazy look look how crazy look how crazy sounds like you heard of he said Rizza Rizza he laughed at the Rizza he laughed at
Starting point is 01:03:46 at Bobby Dizzy who was streaming before all your fucking friends. Before Kai Sinat. Are you kidding? Riz. Riz. We call you Riz Khalifa. There you go.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Don't ever call me Riz Khalifa. Riz Clay. No. Phil Rizzo. No. That's good. That's good. That's good.
Starting point is 01:04:05 The kids don't know who Phil Rizzo is. At all. Like, just stop. That's just a terrible fucking Nate off Rizzler. See, that doesn't even make. That doesn't even... That's a reach because that doesn't even make sense. What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:04:16 He's your reaching. Riz Khalifa makes sense because whiz, Riz. He says, what he means? Hitler and Riz does not right. But he don't understand how you don't see what he's saying. What do you mean? What do I mean? It doesn't fucking rhyme.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Okay, well, look at some of these nicknames. Martin Luther Riz. That's hard. No, that's not. No, it doesn't even. Rizzie Hendrix. Chris Brown. That's not bad.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Riz off the Riz knows the D. Wolveris. I can't like Riz of Parks. I can't like Riz of Parks is pretty fun. Walt Risney? What if Kanye goes out of the next rant It says Walt Risney. Walt Risney is funny.
Starting point is 01:04:53 Walt Risney is funny. Queen Erisabeth? That just sounds racist. Dirk Narisky. That's pretty funny. Okay. Riz and more. I got it now.
Starting point is 01:05:03 I get it. I see what the kids are doing. Riz Kelly. Riz Kelly. All right. Probably never a long. The Grand Rizard. The Grand Rizert.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Let's see you. The Riz Carlton. There you go. I like Colton. He's like you go. He's just at the Riz Carlton. That's where I live at? So, okay, so I get it.
Starting point is 01:05:20 When a girl asking you, where do you live? At the Rizkulton. Oh, yeah. You just go like this. You Jack the Rizzer. Jack the Rizzer. Duane the Riz Johnson? Hey, Sir Rizalat.
Starting point is 01:05:30 There you go. I wish we would have known this three weeks ago. Osama Rizlodin. That's hard. It's not hard, Julian. It's hard. Julian, what's wrong with you? Hard.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Oh, bro. Forrest Gump is hilarious. Forrest Gump is great. Forrest Gump is funny. Hell yeah. Damien Rizard. I'm mad at that one. I'm mad at that.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Okay, so I see what you kids are doing, man. I get it. This is just another way for you kids to, I don't know, just not kill yourselves for another day. I get it. I mean, but I guess this happens with every generation because I know my parents looked at us nuts when we said, and I get swag or whatever.
Starting point is 01:06:05 If I hear a girl, a high school, we're like, he has like no Riz. I'm just going to bust that laughing. I get it. Like now it's like, ah. You know, the boy who cried Riz is hilarious. doesn't even make sense It doesn't even make sense
Starting point is 01:06:18 Rizley Bear is funny though What was before swag? Maul you would know You're A-HF Before swag Yeah P never caught did it I don't think so
Starting point is 01:06:30 For prison Oh yeah Yeah damn Who was before swag And plea deal There you go Different kind of B Pee
Starting point is 01:06:37 Pushing plea Love it Swat I don't know I don't know I don't know what me Charming He had
Starting point is 01:06:45 Spunk. I'm not that old. I'm not that old. Charming. He had gusto. He's a good one. He's a good one. I don't know. I forgot. I don't know what was before swag. What was even after swag? Because I know it's not rich. Machismo. That's not. That's just sure. I mean, yeah, what did they call the drug dealers when you were growing up? Apparently machismo. What did they call the drug dealers? The swag bag. Well, definitely had the swag bag bag. Gangbangers. I guess that's a good one. Gangster was, that was an era. Yeah. It wasn't swag, though. I think it was the same time, though. Hmm. I mean, I guess it was probably just cool.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Fresh. Oh, yeah, fresh. Yeah, fresh. Yeah, fresh. Yeah. I was around for fresh. Oh, he's fresh. This is the photo they chose.
Starting point is 01:07:35 I'll still get a fresh off every now and then. Juice was juice from the movie juice. That was a word at one point. Oh, you got the juice. Yeah. Definitely too young for that. And the squeeze. And the squeeze.
Starting point is 01:07:44 I was drinking juice, then. I get it I was trying I was kind of hating on the Riz thing for a second But now that we've gone through The list of names and how you use it And you show me some videos and clips It's like
Starting point is 01:07:57 Money Bag is your Riz That is your Riz That's not Like most people do the wave over You don't have to say shit You just drop mad emojis Yeah That's Riz
Starting point is 01:08:07 Okay in the context of what Riz is I guess that's considered Riz I don't use it as Riz But I guess It can be. No, it's your Riz. You're doing that thing. It is your Riz.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Too cool. I'm not doing it intentionally. That's your move. Bro, I don't know why people think that I'm doing that, like trying to get a reaction out of somebody. So yesterday when we had the phone call. No. That's Riz.
Starting point is 01:08:32 No, no. He was Rizzed up that whole call. Wait, on the call or what was I trying to, no, because you know what I was trying to do. You planted the Riz seeds with the money bags. That's not fit. And the Riz's not fair. And the Riz plants grew. But that's not fair
Starting point is 01:08:46 Because we knew We went into that knowing that that's what we were doing Because we thought that Julian had never FaceTime this girl We thought she was catfish If you want to find out more And then she had a friend and you went fucking Riz-a-Rolling on her.
Starting point is 01:08:59 You saw her Rizzo. I'm talking about your friend At first we were trying to just crack the seat If she was fake or not Yeah but we're off that We're talking about the Riz that you Yeah I mean that wasn't a fucking chef boy
Starting point is 01:09:11 Or Riz on her Oh Linkin bio Patreon.com for slash one. Yo. Yo, I hate Oliya. That I'm really, I cannot wait to not see your faces. Try to convert it to the Nation of Rizlam.
Starting point is 01:09:23 Oh, that was good. Come on. Come on. Yeah. The Nation of Rizlam. I think this is a good time. Yo. I swear to God, man.
Starting point is 01:09:36 I cannot wait to not see y'all. We didn't talk about Aaron Judge signing. Oh, yeah. With the Yankees. I mean, that's Riz right there. Yeah, he has a lot of Riz. His account is ringing off with a lot of RIS. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:53 He doesn't need any RIS. No, at all. Shout out the Yankees for getting it done and keeping it her and Joe. What was his contract? I know they gave an extra $40 million just because he said, yes, he wanted to be a Yankee. He can literally swipe his card for the rest of his life. $360 million. Nine years.
Starting point is 01:10:08 For how many years? Nine years, $360 million a year. Nine years, $360. That's $40 million a year. I work. Good money. And they said that in the meeting, they were asking if he wanted to be a Yankee, he responded with yes, and they added an additional $40 million just because he said yes.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Seriously, he just said, yeah, I want to be a Yankee. The largest deal in MLB history. Nice, deserved. Well deserved. Shout out to Aaron Judge. He gambled. He bet on himself in his contract year, didn't sign the extension. Crazy.
Starting point is 01:10:35 And had one of the greatest spas. Single season of any baseball player ever. So shout out to Aaron Judge. on just winning that gamble and bet on himself. 360 million. What rapper is going to spin that bar about a 360? 360 like Judge. If I made a Fab probably already has.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Yeah, Fab. I'm pretty sure Fab got winning to the deal before it even happened and was in the booth. He lent him the pen. Shout out to Aaron Judge. I'm just happy that the Yankees did not let this guy walk and did not let him leave the Bronx because that would have been an absolute tragedy. and yeah man so shout out to Aaron judge a lot of fucking dough
Starting point is 01:11:15 a lot of wrist do you think what angle do you think fad will take I think he'll actually because he's older will take like a deeper meaning you'll be like now you have to do the 360 and you're looking at the judge
Starting point is 01:11:24 like I think he'll go that route with all like the RICO trial going on I don't think it'll be the money way like the younger fad would do I think this would be like the elder statement telling the kids like
Starting point is 01:11:34 the RICO trial could you could do the 360 and you're just staring at the judge yeah or I can see him doing it You know, Favflips a lot of girl lines. All year, 360 days. All you did was judge me.
Starting point is 01:11:47 I can see him doing that. You know what I'm saying? I don't jam you hit him on that route. Like, you know what I'm? Like, I get it. You know what I mean? Like, I get it. Yeah, Fab.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Don't spit that. Don't do it. If you do, just put me into credits. Yeah. Or just like leave it in Pro Tools. Yeah. Like, don't let it out. Leave it on the hard drive.
Starting point is 01:12:07 Don't let it out. Yeah. Don't use that. No bounce. Just lock it. with one producer. Yeah. Has any of you seen Avatar 2 yet?
Starting point is 01:12:14 No. That shit looks crazy. No, I get pussy. I saw a... Of course I haven't seen that. I fuck girls. Why would I go see that? I'm sorry,
Starting point is 01:12:22 I'm just, that's what my life is these days, man. I'm just checking out movies. I saw somebody online. There's some group that was offended by white people with dreads and somebody had to let them know that, sir,
Starting point is 01:12:34 these people are blue. And it's just amazing. And clearly not a rage in the machine fan. It's just people are so outraged. Rizzen the machine. People are just so outraged. They're so quick to be outraged and upset by the weirdest things. People are mad that avatars depicting people from a certain ethnicity,
Starting point is 01:12:55 but they're being played by white people with. I mean, those are supposed to be white people. Let's be real. Let's be real here. They're not black. I mean, but these are alien blue people. They did just make Black Panther, Mexican Panther. Well, they should have got real aliens to play them then. You're right.
Starting point is 01:13:10 They weren't Mexican banther. It was people that lived in the ocean. It was a whole different thing. I mean, they were Mexican? Were they? Wait, what is Mexican? They were like, they were like, Native. Black Panther, too, is just about Mexican.
Starting point is 01:13:22 You didn't see, uh, Wakanda forever? No. Of course, we're, well, they have a different species of people that they found that also live off of vibranium and, and, um, but they live under the water. Gotcha. They live in the sea. Yeah. And it's like water world.
Starting point is 01:13:35 Yeah. And they went to, almost went to, well, they did fight. Why that shit some kind of races? The people of Wakanda. but then they decided to be allies. Nice. So the world could exist. But I got a feeling
Starting point is 01:13:50 Black Panther 3 is going to have them. They're going to revolt? Oh my God. It's going to be war. It's going to be a fucking war. War throughout the streets. It's going to be a fucking war. It's going to be a bloodbath.
Starting point is 01:14:02 Do you all think this is racist? Averton? No, I don't think this racist. It's kind of weird, though. Why they all got dreads? I mean, listen, bro. I get it. I understand how some, but it's just like, this is a movie.
Starting point is 01:14:14 This is a movie. Look, right here, do not watch Avatar. The Way of Water, join natives and other indigenous groups around the world and boycotting this horrible and racist film. Our coaches were appropriated and a harmful man to satisfy some white man's savior complex. No more Blueface. La Cota people are powerful.
Starting point is 01:14:29 I'm trying to cancel Blueface? I don't. Shut up. His girlfriend's been trying to cancel it for five years. She's been trying to kill that nigga every day. Joe. We don't talk about that. That is one of the most toxic couples.
Starting point is 01:14:44 I just want, like, I have, I don't care, but I do want to talk to Blueface and do you think like maybe you're in a toxic relationship? And he's going to be like, Blueface, baby? I just want to ask Blueface, do you need and do you want help? Blink twice. Because that can't. Like, I get it. Again, everything is content, right?
Starting point is 01:15:03 I get it. But at what expense, this is not healthy? That video was crazy. I remember that. The girl that slapped the girl's mouth. She ended up, they end up killing her. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:13 See, she got shot seven times by the dude's mom after that video. Damn. God damn. One for each slab. I just feel like Blueface needs to be like sitting at the bus alone and just like some old man sits down next to him. They're both staring straight. And the guy says, young man, are you happy? Mall, you need to stick that was the only way to get a.
Starting point is 01:15:35 I would love to talk to Blue Face. I think we need to be his mentor. He needs an elder. I think he needs to. He needs a wake up call from a stranger. I think Blueface just needs to sit down with some... Are you happy? Some cool, some real dudes and just have a real conversation.
Starting point is 01:15:48 Like a white dude in the... You know, shit's crazy when he's the most sane person in the camp. Because, you know, I think Blueface, from what I see, I don't follow this enough. But from what I see of him, he does seem like he's somebody that just fell into this role in this character that he created. Yeah. But he wants out. I agree. He's like, all right, bro, this is just like, it's just too much shit.
Starting point is 01:16:09 I agree. Like, he does not strike me as someone that's not smart. Like, I think he's a smart guy. I agree. I think he fell in his character. And now he's caught up with something. He's, uh, he, he shot at somebody. I saw he was arrested in Vegas for shooting at somebody.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Yeah. I think they have it on camera. Yeah. Chrison's brother was just arrested for attempted murder. This is her, this is Chrison's father. He ends up, I think, in this clip, he ends up punching him in the phase. Yeah, like, this is just, I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is.
Starting point is 01:16:38 I don't know how. this even got to this point, I don't follow the situation enough to know the details of it. But it's like, there are obviously cameras, which means they're turning it into content. Somebody's monetizing off of this. But at what expense, though? Because now this dude is facing some real shit with shooting at somebody. They got him on camera, allegedly shooting at somebody. He was arrested in Vegas, I believe.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Yeah, it was like for that. And I just don't, you know, I get it. We all sitting here watching it, laughing, read. tweeting and posting emojis about it. But these are like real people in the situation dealing with this shit. So I just don't, I hate to wake up and get news that something happened to either Blueface of Chrishahn. And then now we're sitting here saying, oh, prayers and condolences.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Like, it's just stupid. Like, somebody needs to step in and stop all of this shit. And if Chrishont or Blueface really love each other want to be together, you know, cool. But let them do it in a healthy way, in a healthy environment, a healthy setting. Like, this is not healthy shit. I think for as much as they love each other, they love the cameras more. They're getting paid well, too.
Starting point is 01:17:43 All these clips are from a show that they have together, and I know they're getting paid well. So all this chaos is what they feel is. Yeah, who know. Maybe they have the healthiest relationship on Earth. Look at this. This is what he did to her father. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:17:57 What the fuck, dude? His clotheslines them in the back of the head. Yeah, see, this is, yeah, it's crazy. Well, yeah, we're, that almost looks fake. We're going crazy about it. He looked like he was smart. No, that's real blood. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:18:10 Well, look at Chrison before this relationship. She used to look. Attractive in shape, healthy, athlete. That's her? Yeah. She was on like America Ninja Warrior or something like that. She was really pretty. No wonder she'd be throwing hands with everybody.
Starting point is 01:18:24 Oh, no. She's, she got the building. She's an athlete. She was a soccer player. Well, prayers to everyone involved. I'm sure. And whack will figure it all out. And hopefully a healthier 2023 for a
Starting point is 01:18:37 for these people for fucking everybody yeah for fucking everybody yeah for us for everybody um it's your year it's our year
Starting point is 01:18:46 Rory think it's our year to uh you know do bigger things try different things as we've been doing just another
Starting point is 01:18:53 another year of of just living in our our greatness until the simulation runs out until the simulation runs out
Starting point is 01:19:01 let's let's do this thing until the simulation is over uh until the data is worn out who's data Until we run out of Riz. Yes.
Starting point is 01:19:08 Till there's no more Riz in the cup. Yo. Till the Riz runs dry. See how it works? I love that Boystamend song. I love it. Shout to Sean, man. We got to sit down with Sean Stockman soon.
Starting point is 01:19:21 I would love to. That's my guy. He always hits us when, whenever in L.A., we missed him the last time we was there. He was out of town. Shout out to Sean Stockman, man. Really dope, great, great person, man. Can't wait to sit down and really kicking with you.
Starting point is 01:19:32 I have so many questions for Sean Stockman. I did too. And that whole Boisterman. just legacy. Yeah, I think that'd be a great episode. Like, that's just like a conversation that I can't wait to have as a real fan. Like, I grew up singing, you know, boys to men songs in school and plays and shit like that. Like, so I would love to sit down with Sean Stockman and just kick with him about that whole legacy of one of the greatest R&B groups that we've ever had.
Starting point is 01:19:57 Yeah. Until next time, be safe. Happy New Year to everyone. Happy holiday. be blessed. May your wrist cup be filled to the brim for the entire 2023. We'll talk to y'all soon.
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