New Rory & MAL - Episode 137 | 23 and Him

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

Happy Friday! We’re off to a restless start as Baisley runs all over Rory’s house. Today we start with music. Complex names 21 Savage the best rapper of 2022, which leads to NORE and the rumor mill. Coming off of rumors we learn that Rick Rubin hates veganism (everyone collectively challenges Mal’s dietary preference). Staying on food, we break down the recent video of the Doordash stunt at a college basketball game and reminisce on Hood Pranks. Kanye is back on the timeline, but for less controversial reasons. Mal has a theory about a potential reunion with Adidas. This past week was fashion week in Paris so naturally we discussed the importance of the best bitty reveal. America’s favorite police officer is back in the news after a Nashville strip club offers her $10k for a couple nights' work. We provide another job she can have at the club. Then comes the most controversial topic of today’s episode. The 23-year-old who looks like a child who’s dating a 26-year-old. Rory and Julian believe this could be a breakthrough. We somehow transition into show-and-tell. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Again So some things came out over the week. Complex. I guess we could just start right there, Rory. Oh, quick hit news right away. Your favorite, your favorite platform. Complex. Best publication, I think, in history.

No, I'm right there with you. I would go pitchfork and in Complex. Rolling Stone. Pitchforks ain't Cog. All complex than pitchfork. 21 Savage has been named the best rapper of 2022. I agree. Debated.

Now, all jokes. No, no, no. I kind of do agree, though. Listen, we've been talking about the run that 21 Savage has been on for the past at least two, three years now. As far as feature versus his records. Obviously now the album with Her Loss with Drake. Best rapper of 2022, though. Okay.

While I do agree, since you guys agree, I'm here to just debate all a fucking episode. 21 Savage kept up with Drake, which is an amazing thing to even say. how can he be the best rapper of the year when he wasn't even the best rapper on the album he put out in 2022? So as much as I do agree with Complex, I'm mad you guys all agreed. I thought someone was going to bait me.

Never mind. I disagree. He was the second best rapper on her loss. I don't think we agreed with Complex. I said we had talked about 21 Savage's run. Coming out. Coming out hot today. No, I like it. I like it.

But yeah, to your point, The Her Loss album, obviously, we were surprised that Savage was able to perform the way he did and keep up with Drake, quote, unquote, and being who he is, 21 Savage. He complimented the album just as well as Drake did, in my opinion, but he wasn't the best rapper. We didn't know we needed that album until we got it. And we're so happy we got that album. But the best rapper of 2022, I think, is a bit of a stretch. I wouldn't say he's the best rapper of 2022. This was his only project this year, right? Yes. Okay.

You know that feature verse on JID's surround sound? Well, yeah, he had features. He had feature versions. But as far as- Shout to baby Tate. Yeah, and Tate. As far as full-length projects, this was his only, I believe, full-length project of 2022.

Great album. Her loss is one of my favorite albums of the year. And again, I think 21 Savage did his thing on that entire album. Definitely made me more of a believer than I already was in his ability and his talent. Being a believer is hilarious. though. No, because you know, some people they'll push artists on you like, yo, he's hot, he's dope, he's this. And you listen and you're like, oh, he's cool.

Like, you know, I like him. But after listening to 21 on that her loss album, I definitely do appreciate him a lot more than I did. To his credit. Now I'm just looking through my rap album list that we had already talked about last year. J.I.D. Pusha.

Gibbs. How many features was Gibbs on? You can put Gibbs. But again, I know when they say rapper, they mean overall. Yeah. They don't mean just rapping. I think Kendrick could have gotten that as well. Absolutely. I think 21 was probably more, this is going to sound insane to a lot of people I know,

probably more culturally relevant than Kendrick was in 2022. Just between age gaps and that whole thing. I think across the board, 21 may have surpassed Kendrick there. So I'm not mad at it. But I still think if you're saying that about 21, you could then just say Drake was. I don't also have that NAS record. Remember that whole thing that? Yeah, which I mean I love.

King's disease? Yeah, there, 21. No, no, that back and forth with Clubhouse and then they did that record together. Yeah, that was, that whole thing and then name him the best rapper of the years. Like, okay. That's throwing salt in like a. Nah, but to argue with that, the moments that he made, whether that record came and went, that was another moment, rap-wise, that 21 created.

Coming off to her law shit. Yeah. He's arguing about relevancy and then does a song with Nas who put out an incredible album. in 2020, plus him just being Nas. So I agree. To his credit. At what point can you just not say Drake is the best rapper of every year? But to 21's credit, if you actually read the interview, the interviewer asks,

do you consider yourself in the same category as Cole and Drake, are they your peers? And he goes, hell now. So he's well aware of the fact that he's still growing to get to that level. But where he currently is, he said you need years of work in a fan base, that'll be there until they die. he goes, that's different. So it seems like even though Complex is putting all this notoriety onto him, he's very much, like, relaxed. That's one thing I like about 21. He's very, uh, anytime I've seen interviews with him, he's very well spoken.

Uh, he seems to be, uh, intelligent and aware, self-aware. So for him to, you know, say, listen, man, I'm not on that level. Don't put me in that. Like, I'm still building. I'm still working. I like that. I like when guys like, okay, I'll take it. Like if you want to vote me as the best rapper of 2022, okay, sure.

but don't start putting me in the categories with a Jay Cole and a Drake. Like, although I have an album with Drake, I'm still not on that level. But that's only publications trying to make that. Again, 21 wouldn't even say that. That's just starting something. This is all about just wanting to click and getting people up, you know, riled up and wanting people to comment on things and things like that. That's what these publications do, which it works.

It's the oldest trick in the book. Let's name the guy that we know isn't the best rapper. of 2022. Let's name him the best rapper of 2022. Just have people go back and forth about it. How soon... But he had a great year. Let's not move away from that.

Like 21 Savage had a great year. 2022 was a great year for him. All right. So speaking of Drake into betting, what's the over under three or four days until West Side Gun tweets? Days?

You're going days? What time did this job? As we're recording this, as we're recording. Gordon this, you know, Westside is like, listen, man, y'all don't understand art. You know, how you say art? You know, how you say art? You don't understand the art. He is on a layover from Paris to Milan. Going crazy.

Shaking at TSA. He cannot believe Complex named 21 Savage, the best rapper of 2020. Y'all, y'all didn't get the art that I just came from Paris. And Virgil did the cover. Like, it was like, wait. Yo, after Virgil past, he did the cover. That's why I love Wes. Wes ain't going to let you forget what he did during the year.

He's going to hold in case you forgot. This is everything that I did. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, listen, it is what it is. Wes is taking as far as like, yeah, I fucked that girl that was on the cover of her lowest, like 10 years ago. They just catching up to me. I got a T-shirt 50 years ago with her face on. Yeah, that's why I'm not doing this no more.

I'm done. You know, Wes retire every day. He read a publication. He's like, no, I'm done. I'm retiring. This is it. I'm out of here. But, I mean, I guess congrats to 21 on being named Complex as a best rapper of 2022.

I think it's deserved. No matter what we think and how much we sit here and pot about it, I'm pretty sure he takes that home and says, hey, listen, I got named by Complex, if that means anything to 21 as best rapper of 2022. Well, if we pot or not for the rest of our lives, 21 still is an album with Drake. So I think it'll be right. Absolutely. I did see, I think Norrie filled in on the breakfast club this morning. Okay.

Or it was yesterday morning, I forgot when it was. But he said they did the rumor mill with Norrie. Oh, wow. That's funny. Which was just funny to me to begin with. Because not only is Nori just like at his core, just a project baby from Lefrak. And funniest shit. He's messy.

So he likes the rumor mill. He said that there was a rumor going around that future was upset with Drake because he did the 21 album and he felt like it diluted the moment and what their album is because now it looks like Drake is just doing joint albums and you know, what a time to be alive

isn't as special as it once was. But what a time to be alive? By the way, I want to make this clear. I do not think Future said this at all to anyone, but Norrie said running around this is the biggest rumor in the industry right now that Future's upset at Drake because he did the 21 Savage album

and it ruined what a time to be live. Do I think Future said this at all. Hell no. I think Future likes that album. I mean, it would be hard for a music person to not like this Drake in 21 Saturday. It's a really good album. But it's just funny that Norrie went up there. It was like, yeah, nah, you know, the future is not, you know, he's not too happy about that. Like, Future is on tour right? Is he on tour right now? Is he still on tour? Yes, and he's doing amazing numbers.

Yeah, like, he's not future. I don't think Future is bothered by this at all. And that album was, what, eight years ago? 2015. So seven, eight years ago? Yeah. Seven years ago. He goes, I've never heard it from future, nor Drake, nor 21. But it's an alleged big rumor.

No, no, I like that. Nori said, I heard, I heard there's a big rumor. You got to just stop right there. I heard there's a rumor. You're not even saying the rumor. Yeah, like, I heard there's a big rumor. I heard there's a rumor. I heard there's a big rumor.

Like, Norrie. Yo, hearing about the rumor rather than the rumor. Yeah, like, no, that's what we had now. You got to hear about the rumor. rumor before you hear the rumor. And what constitutes it as a big rumor, not just a rumor. I heard about the big rumor. Yeah, because if it's a big rumor, it's like, we might have heard that too, right?

When it's a big rumor, it's like, Nora, you wouldn't be the first time we heard this. It would be like, oh, we, this is a big rumor. We all heard this. And can you, like, really picture future running around the industry on some passive aggressive shit? Like, so what do you think about the 21 and Drake album? Every time it's why he playing it? Like, imagine the intro come on and futures in the club and he's just ice-cruing everybody.

21. Can you do something for me? Future said they're like, I could have done something for him. I could have done a lot. I've talked to his petty X for him. Literally. Yo, I heard a big rumor. This is a big rumor.

I heard a big rumor. You know, I. Drake and 21 are going on tour. Didn't they say that? Yeah, exactly. That's why I said I heard of. You're an industry insider now. Oh, yeah.

So they may have not said it, but you heard it amongst, you know, the big rumors. You know, rumor lane. Yeah, I heard a big one. Where Norie hangs out to hear what's going on. Hear all the rumors? I heard a big rumor that Drake and 21 are going on tour this year for the Her Lost Project. I think that's going to be a dope show.

Oh, absolutely. You want to go? That's going to be a real risk. I'm sorry. I still can't get past picturing future in the club listening to that, like saying all the things he could have done for Drake instead. Like I would have done plenty of things for you, Drake. We did a lot.

What a time. You don't remember? To big, big rings don't mean anything anymore. I thought we were going to do some Billy 30 for 30. Really big things. You lied to me, Drake. You lied to me. I thought we had a big team.

Y'all asking for tickets to the tour? I feel like those tickets are a little bit easier to come by. Yeah, what am I asking that? Oh, for that tour, for the stadium tour? Yeah, I wouldn't. I mean. The team? If they tell you the stadium tour, the guestless a slam, then.

Guestless slammed. It's like a 300 person guests. I heard a big room at the stadiums. I heard a big room at the stadium. guessless is slammed. Big, big slam. Hearing a rumor that the guestless of slam is fucking nuts. That's what I heard.

I heard the guestless slam. Don't even hit nobody asking for anything. Also, while Norie was filling in for Angela Yee to do the rumor hazard segment, he brought up running into, oh my God, please take me out of the culture. Why am I blanking on her name getting cheated on by the Celtics coach?

Nia Long. Nealong, clean that up. Norei also brought up running into Nia Long outside at a few parties or whatever in New York and made the mistake of saying, you've really been like outside lately. Oh my God. Which I thought was fucking hilarious. Norrie told Nia Long she'd been outside.

Yeah, but like it came across differently than what he meant. Yeah. Because, you know, she's been on a few days holding Omarion's hand and shit. I just only want to get my gossip news from Noree moving forward. Yeah, I think it was the only time I could. I would never care about Nia Long's dating situation until Noreon. Norie told me about it. Norie is the guy that you would want to hear the gossip from.

He's the guy that you, because you know nine times out of ten, it ain't true. But Norrie's just going to tell a good story. He's going to make it interesting and make it sound true. Well. But I did see some pictures floating around up near Long. She was in Dubai for the hotel, the Atlantis. What is it, Atlanta's hotel? Oh, she was there for the Beyonce.

She was there for that. Well, she was in Dubai. She's been promoting the best man final episodes. Oh, yeah. Is Terrence Jay in that? Because they were together. Yes. Terrence J's in the best man.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm thinking Terrence Howard. No, Terrence J is not in there. They were there as friends. Yeah, no, no, that's friends. A lot of people were in Dubai. Yeah, see, hanging out with acting host Terrence J as and friends in Dubai. Yeah.

So, Neil Long, listen, man, I'm just, I would just love to just see Nealong while I'm at Whole Foods in the produce section and maybe she can help me pick a good Kiwi. I've never been able to pick a good Kiwi in my life. Yeah, the textures are. You guys get the hairiest one. Yeah. Is that how it goes?

The hairiest one? Mm-hmm. I'm your Kiwi. I think we're getting a rhythm. I think everything's on. I liked how we started this episode. Check this out. I'm not going to react.

Gotcha. See, it's just, it's a new thing. I'm working on. It's a new thing I'm working on. 2020 you. Okay, Eddn, if you want to be a Kiwi, be a Kiwi. I want to be your Kiwi, Ma. No problem, sir.

Yeah. So, uh... No, it threw you off, see? Yeah, no. You tried. I'm back. I appreciate the attempt, but it threw you off. I'm right back.

What's your judgment? like with picking avocados. Avocados is kind of tricky too. It should be more, not too light green. It should be kind of getting into the darker green. Yeah. But then I always battle with, all right, I'm going to have an avocado when I get home, but it's three for five.

So I now have to time out my three for five. Yeah, stretch it out during the week. And then it's like me trying to drink tea. It'll be piping hot. I'll let it sit. And then by the time I go back, it's cold. Fish tank water. Yeah, I get it.

Fish tank. I have two avocados at home. I got to throw out. I never... Oh, you ever go to Trader Joe's and get like the five... You think you're getting a deal. Yeah. It's like fucking 10 avocados in there.

You throw out all of them. It's the fucking... They all are ripe at the exact same time. So it's like, okay, the only way... The number one thing that as men, as a single man, don't waste your time. You know what they... What they do in Japan, which is pretty cool.

They sell bananas and they'll sell like a five pack of bananas, but it'll be based on ripeness. so one will be ready to go that day and then it'll get like greener and greener so it can stretch over the course of like a couple weeks instead of just getting them all ready and then you'd just throw out half. How do you feel about Rick Rubin denouncing veganism?

He denounced it? Yes. What did you say about it? I mean, it was very similar to Malcolm X leaving the nation. I can't wait till you tied it together. Rick Rubin, who was one of the first vegans ever that we like knew about. was a vegan for like 30 years

and it took him to a very dark place his words once he quit being a vegan he lost 130 pounds yeah because you need fucking protein what are you trying to say well you can get protein from being a vegan fake protein well no you can't get fake protein

Big Rick was like nah I need the flesh of slaughtered animals He said it's a carb only diet Hmm What are you trying to say It's not a carb only diet A lot of people who are vegan do only eat carbs because they don't know how to eat vegan properly. So they're gay-

Well, that is true. But I mean, Rick Rueben has, when you have money, like you can have a chef. You can have- You're not only counting his carbs. You're counting his pockets. I'm not counting his pockets. I'm just saying, Rick, we can, we don't have to count. We don't know what Rick got. A blind man knows that Rick Rubin is not broke.

I don't know, he kind of looks broke. You can't, well, no, that's definitely looks. He looks well. He's ever worn a pair of shoes. Oh, y'all fall for that. Oh, y'all fell for the okey dope. Yeah. I'm going to look, bro.

So nobody asks me for anything. You don't know the side of Malibu he lives on. It could be rougher over there. Just the fact. The rough side of Malibu? Yeah. It gets windy over there. You know, hurricanes.

Nealong. There is nothing to say except that I only want to hear gossip from Nori. That's all. I want to hear gossip from Nore. I want to hear anything Nore has to say about the culture because his way of just telling stories is absolutely, absolutely one of a kind and unique in a way that only Norrie can tell you.

He would have you thinking that it's absolutely true and then he hits you to... I just made all that up. I don't know what I'm talking about. I just made all that up. I saw another clip last night of a young man at a basketball game, Julian. You probably saw this.

He walked into the court during the game with a bag of McDonald's. Okay. And he just kept asking, who ordered DoorDash? DoorDash. Look at him. He's the game is going on.

He's on the court. Wait, what game is this, though? This is a college game. I'm not sure what school this was. Duques. But he keeps saying DoorDash, DoorDash. He's looking at everybody who ordered DoorDash. Respectable DoorDash delivery guy has the straw taped onto the beverage.

Yeah. So this guy means business. Like, he's a five star. No, this is absolutely. This is absolutely somebody ordered this. Maybe he ordered it. But he's wearing a mic. Oh, and the bag is open.

Look at the bag. The seal is. Any DoorDash person is going to break the seal to grab some fries. What is how you automatically know that this is fake? Of course. The straw is connected to the cup.

That never... What I'm saying? He taped it down. Yeah, but it never happens with DoorDash or Ubi East. He could be a five star. The straw doesn't even make it to you. You can put in notes, add utensils,

add straw. It's not showing up with the order. You know that for a fact. So this obviously looks like this was a prank. He has a mic on. He has a mic on his jacket right there. So obviously this was a YouTube content. He was creating content here. But on the flip side of it, I think he might have ran his way

into a bag with DoorDash with this shit. Over a million views. Yeah, I can see DoorDash reaching out to him and making him like a commercial or something like, you know, by any means, DoorDash will deliver your food even if it's in the middle of a game, something like that. Look at it. He's on the court. It's like that kid that had the Popeye meme and now he's playing college football. And Popeyes is giving him, you know, they're giving him a bag. He's on like billboards and stuff. Doordash could do this with his kids. Well, respect to him for getting a McDonald's bag even into an arena. Yeah. That's difficult. Yeah. True. Yeah. Like everybody's like, how did he get on the court? Where was security? Like, he's at the three point line.

First of all, also, it's the Atlantic 10. There's not much security. Yeah. If this was the ACC, this couldn't happen at Coach K Arena. Who was in the A-10? I think-this could not happen to Cameron Indoor. No fucking way. I think like St. Bonaventures in the A-10. I think it'll be right. Yeah.

And somebody probably did on the bitch or the door dash in Atlantic 10. Like, yo, I'm not getting in. Pass my phone. People were speculating because the ref was waving him off, like, doing this. People were like, oh, the ref must have ordered it. And he was telling him to get off the court and put it in, like, the locker room. Put it under the chair right there. I said no contact delivery.

No contact. at the door. That's funny. But I like shit like this, though. Sometimes you got to just do disruptive shit, create content, man. I would be tight, though, because he's really in the corner. Yeah, like, what if that's a part of the game where I got the ball? I finally got in.

This is my corner three. This was set up for me. Oh, man. I look at DoorDash commented play of the game. Good for them. Yeah, DoorDash. Give that guy a fucking contract. If they're smart, they will.

I see so many brands, like, really taking advantage of other people making content. and them just hopping on it and profiting from it. And if they're smart, they would do that. Like the ocean spray guy. Yeah. And I'm with that, but I'm tired of giving companies and their digital marketing team all this credit for commenting play of the game.

You're such a hater, row. No, I agree with him, though. How much credit should I give you? I'm saying this is... If you want to be a culturally relevant thing online, I'm not giving a pat on the back to the only DoorDash culturally relevant thing happening and someone did play of the game.

That's, without question should be under the comments. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying, I will give them credit if they do a whole digital campaign of flooding the fucking Lakers court with, uh, toward that's delivery. That's when I'm starting to give credit.

You're commenting, that's fucking... You're not getting the crypto arena. Run up on LeBron with a... You're not getting nowhere near that court. Don't do that. I was, me and reason was court side next to Lexi at the Sparks game. No, that's the Sparks. I was straight.

were stretching. My feet was touching the three-point line. So what the lake is? A trip or referee? It's like when me tripped the ref. I don't know if they had a referee at the game. Rory. That was so I apologize. Hey, Lexi. See, this is why you can't leave anybody tickets. That was actually a door dash of a livery guy.

You can't leave everybody tickets. That's how I got in the game. She didn't leave me tickets. You was calling the files like, you guys, can't touch her. Get your hand off of her. I'm sorry, Lexi. I'm joking. You know how I feel about the WMBA. I love y'all. I just wish they put more money behind you. And I wish that more women supported the WNBA.

Like I said, make Meg the... Equal pay! You've never been to a WNBA game, ma'am. Shut up. You should pay women! You've never bought a ticket to the seat of liberty. Shut up. They bought tickets to go see the regular NBA games either.

Buy them for us to go see WNBA? Like, you buy them for us to go see the NBA. No. No, that's a horrible argument to take. Yeah, we don't buy... Why don't always turn it to men having to buy shit for y'all? It's our interest. You even turn supporting the WMBA and to men should help you support.

the W. No, if women think that female athletes should make money, then all women should get behind these female these leagues. Go to the games. I agree. Buy the jerseys. Or do what every other league company is doing with this whole creative consultant shit.

Make Meg are one of these chicks the creative consultant for the NBA. WMBA rather. Make her perform. Let her curate which artists should perform. Do the merch with Meg. There's mad easy steps to do it. But what do I know? Could you imagine like Cardi B? that, like, collab with the New York Liberty.

They can't afford her, though. That's true. That's why this is not happening. Because they can't afford to pay the players. Because women don't support the league. Let me not do that, though, because the WMBA is part of the NBA. Like, the NBA created the WMBA. Yeah, but it's not profitable.

I'm saying you have to invest. You have to fucking waste money to make money. That's true. So, yeah, maybe dump a bunch of money from the NBA budget that you'll eventually make this more profitable. Right, Bays? She's a woman. Or women should start going out in groups and going to these games. Support, like how guys do the NBA.

We buy tickets, we buy jerseys, we buy $30 hot dogs, Paul's. I said pause. See, no respect. Yeah, well, women go to NBA games for the same reason? For hot dogs, yeah. $30 million hot dogs. Yeah, $200 million. So in women's, it's more incentive.

to go to an NBA game. Listen, I understand. I get it. I get it. But, yeah, DoorDash, give this young man a commercial something. But I'm not crediting DoorDash for commenting on the same. He could be like the new State Farm guy. Like how Chris Paul was for State Farm.

He could be that guy for DoorDash. Definitely the same. Yeah, definitely the same colors, right, red and white. Yeah. I mean, why not? DoorDash. Just show up in every commercial, DoorDash in the most random of places. DoorDash, you order DoorDash.

In the middle of a circus. Yeah, I give him too much sauce. Yeah, yeah. It's like. Free sauce right now. be like put them in the projects and be like door dash door dash right no she got to go downstairs and like make sure that she she's good she got to fight through her her homeboys in the front and be like nah he's cool like he could come upstairs talk about a fat on you too that came and went going to

the hood and just hood pranks boy did that trend die down yeah you know why that's yeah you know that was going to die that somebody was going to die that's why yeah exactly you don't you can't play like that they had a nelly run though it did for years it was a nelly run it was the highest of highs on YouTube when it was when it was gone it was gone. Yeah. Yeah. Then after a while somebody got shot at, stabbed, died. Oh, they robbed. Yeah. Content. Don't play that shit over here. Thank God that died. That was the worst YouTube trend ever. Kanye West popped up on our... No, he did.

In our lives again. He's there all the time. Is he? I have a theory. And we can talk about it after we talk about this part of Kanye. Kanye asked paparazzi to stop filming him. He said, says celebs should get a percentage of money made from paparazzi footage. I agree. Yeah. I mean, that's his image.

I agree with that. This is his image. This is his likeness. I absolutely agree with that. I think that celebrity should get paid from that. But wouldn't that go to his label or whatever? Not really him. I'm saying as a photographer, as someone that goes out of the way to shoot content, take photos and videos of people, do you feel like the people you're shooting, you owe them money for that stuff?

Yeah, absolutely. So the law is... You couldn't film somebody right now. If it's a public area, you're fine. without getting them to sound off on that shit. That's what I was just going to ask. So, like, isn't that illegal technically? Nah.

Because it's in the public area. Yeah, I was going to say, even like with certain, like, professors or whatever, it's in the contract that your likeness is being used. All right, but then how, I'm going to sound like a weird person. Where does it stop? Because people's likeness is used on the news with security footage. Right. Like, at what point does it stop?

Where do you draw the line? Because when I go watch something on the news, online before I can watch the news clip there's an ad before it so clearly the news channel is acquiring this footage from someone and now profiting off it and not paying the people even if I'm just some guy walking past the ATM when it's being robbed you're still using my like so where does it stop right I think it's different because you're not using that their name you're not using that you're the name to to make a dollar you're making sense I agree but I'm just saying where is it stop at that point when you try to type up a law of someone's likeness and

image being put on footage? Because now you're talking about a headline. Kanye West, yes, that's clickable. I get that. But it's still at the end of the day, a file that is uploaded and an ad is put next to it.

Yeah. So then you're going to have anyone that's ever on any bit of footage ever going to court. Getting any form of monetization is going to be difficult on anybody's and honest. Because even if when TMZ went up to y'all, same thing it's like they're gonna they need their little cliques but there's money to be made also that's usually some rando going around doing things i mean from a moral standpoint i agree and i think the whole paparazzi culture is very weird and exploitive you all seen those brittany dots before which one brittany spires yeah there's like two i think there's a little one on netflix the hulu one was crazy though because they violated her crazy that's where i'm like the morals so i i think kind of the opposite of that I think the focus should be, there should be repercussions and laws

to protect people like Kanye, Brittany and what these paparazzi do. I think monetizing the footage is a, is a weirder and messier conversation. There should be laws that's, you have to ask permission or something to even be able to come near me. Absolutely.

That's hard, though, but if you're in a public area. They were harassing, they were harassing. They were harassing. I mean, they were harassing. That's what I'm saying. There is definitely a file. be a law like fuck monetizing it like there has to be a law to and not only that i mean you know conspiracy theories throughout the years say what you will about the whole princess diana tragedy

but the story is that paparazzi was chasing her she was a car and she was trying to you know driving away from them and end up crashing now we know what the conspiracies are throughout the years that we've heard them all but that was the story that paparazzi was trying to get away from them end up you know having an accident in the tunnel and crashed um shit even with the conspiracies, the overall thought could be paparazzi's had a heavy hand in it. Absolutely. Just the overall attention she was getting non-stop. Right.

I have an interesting theory about Kanye. I believe before the years out, before quarter four is over, I feel like Adidas will realign themselves with Kanye. Ooh. I think that Adidas is losing way too much money. Too much product is sitting in the Adidas warehouses. No Adidas basketball athletes are moving that much product. I mean, I think he has over 50% of the Adidas market space with his product.

I mean, I just think that Adidas is going to, because for the most part, the Kanye thing is kind of cool down. Yeah, I mean, this, I was going to say, the reason why I wanted to bring this up, the paparazzi incident aside, this is his first public appearance. And it seems like he's level-headed. He's level-headed. He's like, hey, like, just, if you're going to take fellows of me, give me some money. Like, he's not antagonizing the guy. He's not really being a dick. He lost a lot of money.

I mean, his chain's now out. Yeah, let me hold a 10 spot at least. Yeah. It's a dove to take a photo. Come on. Yeah, $20. Right. Take all the photos you want.

Like the Spider-Man doing in Times Square. I think he said, like, give me $20 or something like that. Yeah, just to start the conversation. Yeah. He should make every single paparazzi sign up for cameo. And then he'll just do it that way. But I do think that Adidas and Kanye will. I disagree.

Holdheartedly, but. Really? I don't think. Adidas is not fucking with him. Listen, we know that money is king. I think a lot of people are going to start fucking with Kanye West again. Adidas is the first one. Adidas can't wait.

They can't wait to get back in business with Conn. They are not moving any product. Optics-wise, they cannot do that. Yeah, optics-wise. There's no way. I think Gap can't fuck with Ye and Adidas can't fuck with Ye again, but I do think everyone else will start fucking with Kanye West again. Bro.

Those two will not because of the optics of what happened. Remember I said that Adidas will realign themselves with Kanye West. What? What J.D.O. J.B.A. whatever their group is. I'm sorry. Jews. What type of press release are they going to have to give when they go, hey, we're with Kanye again? Like, oh, he did the homework. Kyrie didn't do? Exactly. Like, oh, he now, we took him to the Holocaust Museum. He's a good guy now. Like, they're not going to do that. I do think that Adidas cannot afford to go another year without being in business with Kanye. I think they're losing way too much money.

they're not moving any product nobody wears Adidas like that if they're not Yeezy if they're not anything associated with Kanye people are not wearing Adidas it is what it is companies want to make money

yeah so before the year's over I'm just saying let's just wait and see I think that Adidas will issue a statement Kanye will issue a statement you know people love to issue statements and they will look past it because for I feel like

Kyrie too I feel like another major shoe company will offer Kyrie another deal. But not Nike. Maybe even Nike. Again, I think Kyrie is going to be fine. I just don't think Yeh and Adidas have worked together. I think I could see Kyrie and Nike. Adidas is losing way too much money, bro. Because Kyrie didn't do anything that was that fucking crazy.

He didn't do anything. He didn't do anything. That was crazy. Kanye U.S. went on Alex Jones Network and said, I think Hitler's a good guy. No, Kanye. What Kyrie did and Kanye did are drastically fucking different. Yeah. But I could also see. You know, the statements coming out and saying, yeah, we talked to Kanye and his, you know, his ideas and his, his thought process was a little off. I don't know. We were able to come to a common ground and bring some understanding to the, you know, the situation. I know how they, the PR.

We consulted with 21 Savage and complex. Oh, God. You know Adidas' PR team is one of the best. Are you kidding me? But do you think Kanye will realign himself with them? I don't say. Absolutely. Really?

That's the big I told you. Are you kidding me? You don't, you think Kanye is going to be the one. to stop that deal from happening again? Then he'll go on that press run. Look, they asked me back. Yes, they had to. They had to. He going to say that. They had to bring you back. They had to. What they was going to do without me.

Exactly. And then all the Kanye stands to be like, see, this was his overall point the whole time. He just had to prove that Adidas would drop him and take them back. And you guys didn't see the genius because on late registration, he once talked about shoes and his 2023. If you add those four up, it means Kanye in Islamic. Yeah. I know where it's coming. What? You understand it. That was the rollout. That's what they be sounding like.

That's what they sound like. It's going to happen. If you go through cryptic code, you see that Kanye said this. Yeah, it's going to happen. I disagree wholeheartedly, but... Let's just wait and see. I believe so, but we'll find out. Fashion Week happened in Paris.

And to me, the star of fashion week without a doubt... The star. You and Norie should do the gossip thing together. No, no. The Doja Cat... Big Doge Cat... I mean, Doja Cat is, to me, she's just... Because she's on her own time frequency.

She don't give a fuck. And I think when you have that type of attitude to match the talent that she has, I think you're undeniably going to be one of the biggest stars in the world. And I think that's what Doja Cat is. I think that she knows that. I think that she is walking and breathing that right now with this whole Savarsky, however you said, crystal outfit that she had. Never pronounce that word. Nobody knows how to say that word.

Swarovarsky. Savarsky. Yeah, I can never do it. She had that. The internet she put on this whole Swarovarsky get up by the number one makeup artist, the greatest makeup artist in the world, Pat McGrath, I think is the name. Yes. And 30,000 Swarvarsky crystals.

Everybody killed her for that. I don't want to get to Stephen A. Smith right now. Do it. Do it. Do it. She ain't. She ain't no Madonna? But last time Rihanna covered herself in Swarvarski or whatever you pronounce it, crystals,

we could see her tithies. That's true. Oh, but those are she's no fud. She's no Rihanna. Doja showed us her tithies at her birthday party. She did. She did do that. But Rihanna showed her tities before that.

Yeah, but I mean. Rihanna was one of the leaders, like, after Madonna of icons showing their tities. Yeah. I mean, I mean, Naomi Campbell, Madonna, and then Rihanna, right? As far as, like, showing tities as icons, right? Do you sleep on Janet? I was about this. I didn't want to say.

I didn't want to be one of the game because I can't say it. According to you guys, the whole Justin Silver Lake White Illuminati did that. I thought Janet was just showing her tities, which I thought was cool. You guys told me it was a conspiracy. Yeah, they blame. They killed Justiner Lake. for that. Yeah.

It killed Janet more than that. Now Janet gets the credit for it. Make up your mind. No, Janet, like, it was a few people killing Justin for it because they really thought that it was a wardrobe malfunctioned and Justin wasn't supposed to tear the whole thing. He was supposed to tear like a layer of it. She had the best titty reveal of all time.

I'm just saying. I won't argue that. Excuse me. Excuse me. The best titty reveal of all times, Queen Latif and Paul Guine Best. Okay. That is the greatest titty reveal of all time.

All right? Let's just get Julian can you pull up I just don't think you guys know What he's talking about right now I don't I do Roy stop laughing In what?

Porgy and Bessie No y'all listen You're queen Latifah and Bessie I just don't think they know What we're talking about Okay well y'all go watch Bessie on HBO Queen Latifah sitting at the What is that the call the

The vanity The vanity mirror That's the vanity yeah good lighting Oh man Greatest Titi Reveal We didn't know that was coming No That was like a

What was your initial reaction? Oh, shit. Doesn't look like she knew it was coming even. The crazy thing is she has nice tits. Those are nice tities. They're great tities. We never said about tities. Those are good.

Those are nice tities. Lathered. Yeah. Lathered. Look at the shear, the sheen on those. There was, and I know for a fact, those tities started the day with Goldbaum, right on the chest. Listen, those are tities that have been around the block.

Okay. Those tities, those are, I've been through hip-hop. I've been through Hollywood. Those are hip-hop Hollywood tities right there. Yeah. Greatest titty reveal all time. Queen Latifah and Bessie. Hallie Berry, swordfish.

I was going to say shortfish. That was a great. We didn't know that was coming down. That was a good titty reveal right there. Yeah. That was a good titty reveal. But back to Doja Cat. Lala and Power.

Fair? That's an underrated one. Lala and Power. We didn't think we were going to see it. The sexy and in power? I don't remember. Oh, okay. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes. I remember that. Lala and Power. Yes, Hallie Berry and Swartfish. Oh, great titty. reveal. Great titty reveal. Yeah. Nipples on 12 o'clock. Listen, man.

Love a chick that. What? DeMaris. What? What? Because that's some old nigger ass saying. They sitting straight up. They sit straight up. What you want me to do? And so were Queen Latifah. So was I. Yo.

All at midnight is crazy. Midnight talk. Midnight mall. Woo. Oh, man. But going back to Doja. Yes. Again, no Rihanna with this varsity.

crystals or whatever. I'm going to make this more immature. I didn't want to make it another horny sex podcast. Would you still be with that all still on? Swarovarsky crystals? The crystal fit? Doge it like this. Um, yes.

This is one of those where I'm like waiting to see what y'all answer is. Well, because like, because mine is yes. There's no way underneath this dress that heard like that's, beneath this dress, it's not crystalled. You don't think so? I'm not talking about that part. And I also just want to say, would you beat if she looked like that? I'm going to let you guys answer.

Because I think she looks fire. Would I be? Well, I was always attracted to Mystique and X-Men, so I'm trying to the same thing. Oh, man. Y'all know the reason why Doja just started dressing like this? Here we go. I hate to be that person. I hate to be the woman on the podcast.

I know. Because she was in racist chats showing feet? Please, every time. Yeah, no, that's exactly what she did, though. No, because she was tired of being sexualized by men, so she wanted to make herself as unattractive as possible. I mean, here we are. Here we are still sexual. Oh, she doesn't know the thing about men.

We're disgusted. Now she's just fulfilling fantasies. Been that red ass old. I know y'all would fuck out. Now I want to watch anime. Must that's Ravarski crystal pussy over. You kidding me? That ain't stopping, man.

She still looks good. And don't do that because we don't just sexualize her. We think she's a great rapper. We think she's funny as fuck. She's an artist. This outfit's hard. We think this eyelash shit was good. Now, this was great.

Would you bang her out like this? Huh? Would you bang her out like this? Yeah, for sure. She looks too much like Johnny Depp right there. I was going to say Charlie Chaplin a little bit. Yeah, Charlie Chaplin. Then again, I don't know.

Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean looks like a beautiful woman. Wait, what part of Pirates? You got the hair flowing in the wind? That's it, just hair. Nothing else about. Yeah, nothing about Jack Sparrels is drunk-ass. Yeah. What?

No, Rory, please. Do you have HD? No, I have ADHD. I have ADHD. All right, cool. She looks like she's from like a night of the museum. Yeah. She just playing over.

It looks like a filter on her face. Because everybody was mad that she was complaining that, oh, she doesn't have any eyebrows and eyelashes. So the next day she was like, oh, they want eyelashes. Okay. Real shit, though, I think the only thing that would ruin, not ruin Doja's career, but affect it is she listens to everything. Like, you can tell that she pays attention to what people say about her.

And I think for her own mental health, I think that she would be bigger if she didn't do that. That could fuck her up, though, but she's been one of the better people ever, I think. that handles the internet well. Yeah. Yeah. So she moves with it. She moves with it. She doesn't,

she's very secure within herself. It takes a certain type of security in a woman to shave your eyebrows, shave your head. Or again, to show your feet in certain chat rooms. You show your feet in chat rooms. I feel like you was in the chat rooms. You keep bringing that up.

You saw him first live? Again, once again, call back. Norie told me about this. Nori was the first person to tell me about Doja Cat. You heard this a big rumor? I heard this a big rumor that Doja Cat is saying, nigger and showing her feet. She said what?

Nigger. Oh, and showing her feet. Is that what she said to say? She said nigger, right? What is Doja Cat? What is her ethnicity? She uses the N-word in music, right?

Yeah. What's her ethnicity? She has African in her, if I'm not mistaken. I don't know what her, I never really cared to find out. Okay, so Doja Cat. Okay, she was born October 21st. Okay. Los Angeles.

Oh, she's born in L.A. Oh. She's self-African. and Jewish. She's Jewish. Uh-oh. Oh, here we go. Oh, oh. Oh.

I see where the success. Does it all make sense now? I'm joking. I'm joking. We totally get it now. We totally understand. Okay, so she's Jewish heritage. In South African.

South African. That's a good, that's a nice mix. Yeah. Anytime they use the N-word in South Africa, it's usually good purposes. Apartheid. Thank you. But she's born to Tarzana. Oh, okay. I love that movie.

For some reason, I always thought. What does that make her exotic? No, I just watch it. It's the suburbs of L.A. No, you know what it is? For some reason, I always thought that Doja was from the East Coast. Really? Oh, really?

I always thought she was some of the East Coast. But I should have known that because her and Sweden are like really best friends. Well, she, they actually have a lot of her births. Do you think they dorm together at USC? Soon after her births, she moved. to Rye, New York, so, but only for five years. All right, I'm not going to say it. Yes, you are.

Go ahead. Why did she move to Rye, New York? Because her maternal grandmother is a Jewish architect. She's the most Jewish community in New York City. Her grandmother was a Jewish architect. Oh, she's good. From Rye, New York.

House was amazing. Have you seen the houses up there in Rye? Yes. It's one of the most expensive fucking towns in New York. Absolutely. That's why she was in those self-hating chats. Yes.

Oh, okay. And you understand Rye, New York, Rye bread. Come on. Yeah. Okay. Put everything together. Cats deli. All right.

Doja's deli. I get it. No, it makes it, it makes all the stuff. I promise you, the dots. The Swarvarski crystals are connecting right now. I just hope Mosian knows that we're a fan. No, I don't even have to speak. I love Doja.

She's dope. Well, anyways. How come you didn't go to Fashion Week? I had to sit here with my main man in Pod. Oh, I'm not your main man. No, you're not. Oh, look at me. I'm like, oh, that was so sweet.

De Maris. You gave him a compliment. Wait, I think we would have enough time. Didn't we have enough time off for you to shoot over to Paris to Perrier? I don't know. That wasn't over our break. I thought you. All right, fine.

That was just last week. I mean, you could have flown me out with you and we could have potted out there. I don't know. Every time I think about fashion now, I think of the Hurloss album. He's like, I'm keeping the lights on in the Eiffel Tower. You cannot see me. You cannot match my drive and your wood is that their V-12. Can we interview that?

I have a four-cylinder. You cannot match my drive. You sound like New York Cohen. I am the one keeping the lights on and I put the lights on in the Eiffel Tower. I am responsible for it. It's me and the boy. First of all, not going to Paris because of that is even funny. The boy.

Yeah, like every time I listen to, he's like, we don't do fashion. Fashion week is for the, it's for the, it's for the, you know, he just shit it on everybody that goes to fashion. We don't do that no more. That's equivalent to us going to like. Art Basel? I would go to Fashion Week and Arbazel But I'm 40 I'm 40th,

South by South West I would like to go to Paris I love South by it I love South by it I'm down Just to catch the You know Just see what's wrong

Huh Definitely summer jam Summer Jam I got it I like summer jam You're not going to Summer Jam I have not missed the summer jam Outside of last summer

Cap jam It's not Cap Big Cap Big Cap How is that big cap You wasn't there to year Megan and Carty was there You guys do know

That we've been doing podcast for seven years and everything is recorded. That is true. I have talked about Summer Jam. I think outside of last year. It didn't rain last year either. You out there every year in the rain? Yes.

I mean, I got a little bit of status now, so I don't have to be in the rain. He's on a golf cart to the back, in and out of rain drops. But no, I've been at Summer Jam the last, how many years? It's right. It's right there. I can throw a rock at it. Last year was actually a good lineup for Summer Jam, too. I thought we talked about golf.

And didn't they do like a K-slade tribute? you too? Yes, it did. Yeah, man. I would have liked to go to that. I think we're out of town, no? There was some reason I didn't go, or I would have went. I always go to summer. Was it the same week as Roots picnic? Potentially. That might have been it. I think we were in Philly. Yeah. It might have been. See, I don't like that in that's become part of the hip-hop culture of shitting on the iconic things. It's not cool to go to them anymore. Are we on that? We on Fashion Week now. We can't fuck with Summer Jam. Why can't you fuck a both? You can't fuck with both, but it has to be good.

Yeah, the lineups have to be good It has to be good They did a whole tribute to Kay Slay Who is a legend in our culture And brought out fucking everybody That Kay Slays affected their lives And made their careers better What's doper than that in hip hop?

I don't like that people shit On so much iconic stuff Because it's not the most relevant That's the new thing to do You got a shit on shit I think no I still think it's cool I would still go to Paris to Fashion Week I still think that's cool

And I love that hip hop is so represented at that I'm keeping the lights on I feel like it's moving fashion week now I put the lights on in the eye the tower. I just don't understand why both can't exist. Why can't it be cool to go to both? No, I'm with you on that. It's just certain things that I just, I don't know. I think a lot of things become kind of diluted because it's like some people that shouldn't be there are there. And it's like, all right, how are you here? How are they here at this event? Like, when it gets to

that, it's like, I'm sure Anna went to her is like, all right, some of y'all should not be here from the Ferrisration. Doesn't she approve the guest list? Yes. But, A lot of people that don't get approved. And she can't keep you from coming to Paris. But you're not going to certain events. Here's the thing, though, as much as people will disagree with me, I think Anna Winter liked that fucking Cardi B got hit with a high heel at the Metcala. I think Anna Wentzor did for sure.

Yeah. I don't think. I thought the matter's about to say, I think she's the one to hit her with the show. No. It wasn't raw. It was Anna. It wasn't raw. It wasn't raw at all.

That was Anna. That was Anna's work. I know Anna Hill when I see it. imagine Cardi going to the ER and the surgeon looking at it like yeah judging by the size of this wound

this feels like anaheel I was Anna's foot right there the train cop Rory Paris last train yes last train no I'm sorry

don't do that talent the train cop Julian's favorite story of the year so far also found out their trains run 24 hours

in Paris and I felt that down but go ahead He was like, wait. They don't stop? Yeah, there's never a last train. Never the last train. It's never the last train.

The Tennessee cop going wild. Tennessee cop going wild. She didn't go wild. The transit cop. She slept with guys that she wanted to sleep with. Megan Hall. She's been offered $10,000 to do two shows, so $5,000 a night at Nashville strip club after being fired for having on-duty sex with several colleagues.

Deja Vu Showgirls in Nashville has asked Megan Hall to perform two shows at their club for $10,000. It is unclear if she will take them up on their offer as she told Daily Mail. She's just going to move on and live life. Follow the scandal. Isn't that living your life still after the scandal? Oh, you got to get the bags off the scandal. Listen, once the bills

come around about three months I think they're cheating her. She's going to call deja vu like yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of with 10K still on the table. I'm with Demaris here. That offers too low. But in two weeks, that offer will be too high. You got to get your 20, 20K

Now. Listen, all Megan got to do is start her only fans in fucking a uniform. For sure. For sure. It's over. Good night. You think they took the whole uniform back or just the belt? She can go get any uniform at this point.

She was a real cop at one point. She can get any uniform and doing her own fans right now. And stick a fake uniform might be more second. Stick a flashlight in her butt and twerk while the light is on. Megan gave you twerk lives? You're so specific. Megan gave you twerk? She don't give me twerk, but her name is Megan.

Her name is Megan. Megan. I was about to say She gives me megan vibes. Why you have disrespecting Megan like that? Tell me how it's working. She's not a dancer. Yeah, shaking her thigh meat. I'm saying. They're giving her money to dance. She's not a dancer. She just has sex. Okay, but like male rappers host strip clubs.

Wait, does Nashville do full, like full nudity? Oh, that's the South. Oh, yeah. You got to dance. Go up there and show your cervix. They make the ass wink at you as soon as you walk in. You know what would be really dope. Give her 50. she's security and pats down all male patrons walking in the door

and has a uniform on Y'all pick your wrong career Should you give them handies? Y'all should be consistent Sir what is this? No, no, no, you can not bring that in here. Yo, role-playing at the door of a strip club when you actually trying to get in?

And the niggis get mad like you'll make it get out of here, yo. Like they know her by now like you'll make, move, you. I don't have a gun. Why your hands are wet? Yeah, like, what is this? You're packing, big boys. And you're in the South, so... You know, Megan talk like that. Look at her. And in the South, like, men and women go to strip club together.

So imagine all the fights Meg would have to get in with girlfriends? That would definitely be the better. That's the better play. But she's got cop training, so she could probably, you know... Man, hire Megan is Head of Security at Dejaveau. Superhead of security. And just let her take pictures. Superhead of security. Dude, don't ever say head of...

Again, please. Security of head is funny. But either way, Megan... Security ahead is fucking hilarious. I think that she has a pretty promising future ahead of her. I don't think so. What? She can do porn.

She can do all kind of shit now. Can she? Absolutely. This story's going to be gone in a few days. That doesn't matter. If she starts her only fans now... If she makes her only fan right now, it makes fucking a million.

How is transracial shorthy doing? Transracial. Rachel Della's all? She... She did her only fans and it went nowhere. Rachel Dozel, the white woman that thinks she's black. She spent like three years trying to convince us she was black and then she started only fans.

Yeah, that's different. This stems from sex already. She had sex with coworkers in uniform. So sex is already in play here. They know she nasty. Like that's a sex worker already. That's paying for only fans. Like, you know, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You don't nasty. Let's define nasty real quick. She could have fucked five people terribly. Right. In one position gave nothing. She's nasty for like earth, not nasty in sex. We don't know that. True.

She's perfect for the sex world. Like, oh, you're in any of your uniform, you fucked? Oh, you got a career. You are on the wrong force. You need to come sign over here at Deja Vu. And we're going to get you right. $10.000. They just offered her to 10K for two nights.

This is the shot of DejaVu. Don't let the line be wrapped around the block when they find out she did. Definitely bringing her back for our poor. She's signing the contract. She's going to be the main. attraction to Deja Vu. I just feel like the pink would know what to do

with her. I don't know if Deja Vu knows what's good. Well, it's a pink sign. So, I mean, Uncle Clifford would market her much better. Uncle Clifford would have her out there selling ass

already right next to the fish plates. Listen, go get you a fish plate and go get you some of that Megan ass. The fact that this place has 10K to give out looks crazy.

Look at that. Because they know they're going going to make it back. For sure. Yeah, first of all, you got strip clubs. Fucked up. They know.

Bro, 10K and I know that type of spot. 10K is nothing. nothing to them. What's that cap in there? About $600? Julian, you know what type of taxes they file? They lost.

No money. That spot is rolling in it. Two shows. They're champagne room. Nasty as hell. Now, Megan about to go in there and get that work. Remember that there was the last cop that snitched on her? Because once he found out everyone else beat, you felt like he kind of liked her, right?

That's how she got snitched on. Yeah. The last one that fucked. do you think he shows up to that Dejaveu strip club? Oh, he calls it. And pays her to beat again? No, he calls in a bomb threat to get it shut down. He's a hater.

He's definitely calling it a bomb threat. He's going to walk in like, do you have your permits? This is a C rating. He's definitely showing up with the chief of fire department. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut this shit down. The marshal, too many people. There's way too many people in here.

And then while Megan leaving out, he's going to be like, yo, so you ain't going to call me? Yeah. Like, oh, fam, you had her whole night shut down? You hate that's, thing? Where are your working papers, Megan? Yeah, you fucking hated. Speaking of strange love and dating preferences, sometimes you want to date the whole force.

Sometimes you want to date a grown woman that looks like a child? No. Wait what? Huh? I never wanted to do that. Not a day in my life that I ever say, you know what? I think I'm going to start dating a woman that looks like a child. I'm a hypocrite and not in that regards.

every time I see some crazy bullshit on social media, I say to myself, oh, I don't want to see this stuff. And then I fully engulfed myself and I read the entire thing. So there's this 23-year-old, I want to say. Yeah, Julian has it up here. He's 23 years old. He's dating a woman that looks like she's fucking 10. She has a rare disease or something.

What's the exact thing? I don't want to be rude to her condition. She had cancer as a kid. And due to some treatments, she got it kind of stunted. her growth. Stunted her growth. And shouts to her for surviving that type of shit. That's crazy. But with that said, what do we think about the 23-year-old that's dating her? He's 26. She's 23. So Dan Swigart, he's known as a hunky travel blogger.

Where's he known there? That's what it says in the article, a hunky travel blogger. Oh, I thought this was your review. Oh, no, definitely not. He's not my type. Dan Swigart is recently He recently began Romancing reality star Shaana Ray

That's her name Whose growth was stunned Due to treatment She received as a child For brain cancer So they're an influencer couple Yes You can say they're

Influencing love Couple's goals If you will Love has no limits And no boundaries Who weighs 50 pounds And is three feet 10 inches tall

Jesus She's 50 pounds That's what it says there Now Now, here's the thing. You know, you're attracted to whatever you attracted to. That's your prerogative, Dan. No, it's not.

No. This is prerogative. If that's what he's attracted to, that's what's right. It's like legal pedophilia. It's not okay if you're attracted to anything you're attracted to. I'm sorry. What do you mean? You can't be attracted to everything.

The world can't operate that way. All right, well, let's shoot. No, you can't be attracted to everything, but I mean, you're attracted to, whatever you're attracted to, that's your business. I mean, it's not, I mean, she's, she's, she's 23 years old, so she's illegal, she's legal age. She's a big girl. She's a woman. But the optics would make someone say, you know, it's, okay.

She still looks like a young girl. All right. So what happens if your 12 year old daughter gets a fake ID that says she's 23 and is mature mentally for her age and walks outside and meets a hunky travel blogger and says, hey, I'm 23 years old, even though I clearly look 12. It's not the same thing. Tell me how it's different. The reason why I'm actually 23. Actually 23 years old. Not even that.

He didn't find her on the street. She doesn't have an ID that says she's 22. He didn't find her on the street. She's actually 23 years old. That's the difference. She's popping on the gram, bro. Yeah, he didn't find her on the street and she was just some young girl and he, like, tried to hit on her. She had a reality show.

Okay. So he saw her and she was holding up her legal ID with the DMV going, that's her actual age. No, but he probably saw her fucking face. On the show. On the show, she has a reality show. So he, she has a reality show because she's that little and she has that disease. She had a reality show. So he knew from the moment he saw her that he was talking.

This is where I feel like the Republican on the show sometimes. And you guys are the fucking liberals. No, let's look at the upside. He looks like he was about to go down one of two paths. He was either just going to become a pedophile or he was going to find a situation where it could work out. He got the luck of the draw. You got the best of both worlds. You can legally get his shit off.

Okay. Now, ironically is the name of the Jay Z and R. Kelly album. I will. Yeah. I will say this, though. Now, if something comes up in the future about Dan's past, and he has issues with dating young girls and I would be like okay

this guy has you know what I mean but as a right now that's a grown one she's a technical okay shoot him something yeah shoot him some man I mean I understand what Rory's saying I get it I get it you guys are not going to talk me out of this one

no no you're not wrong for feeling how you feel and I think my example is very much accurate no it's a horrible example how is that not because she's actually 23 years old she doesn't have a fake ID that says she's 23? I'm talking about someone being okay with dating how some,

someone that looks like a child. Right. Uh-huh. An ID would say otherwise. Yeah, but, that's the only thing that would really defer you from that. Like, oh, you're, no, looks,

it'd be different. If she looked, if she looked old as fuck and was super young, yeah. I couldn't even blame somebody. It's like, damn, that girl looks like she's 26, but she ends up being 15.

That's fucked up, but you didn't know. She looks like she's a 26-year-old. She looks older, yes. That's not your fault until you find out how old she is. And if you keep going, now it's your fault. Right. So in this regard, how is it any different? Roy, you got to look past her looks, man.

She looks young as shit. She's 50 pounds. Yeah. She looks like a little girl. She's like a bag of sand. I'm with you on. And as someone that has debated with y'all would never have a type, I'm lying when I say that.

I have a type. I don't know. What? is his type? Apparently, I'm telling you, man. You're not, you're making a bold point.

He was, making a point. I understand. I would have to see his exit. The fact remains is exactly. I would have to see his history. I would have to see his history. Yeah.

Because like I said, like if this is his first like real relationship, then it's like, oh, this is a dude. If he approached her in a grocery store, then I think he's a creep. But he saw her on TV. He deemmed her.

And he knew, he used to watch her show. He knows how old she was. He knew all of that stuff. He's a groupie. But even when you just said that, that sounds. sick. All right.

So if he only dated reality TV stars, you know what? I'd shoot him some bail. You're just a weirdo that likes reality TV stars. This one just happens to look like a child. Yes. I'm sure she's not the first one. He's DM.

She's the first one to answer. Of little girls? No, of, you said, you said influencers. You guys are horrible. Because most little girls don't control their DMs. Because usually their parents take their phones. Yeah. I really think it was a split decision.

he was either going to become a pedophile or just get somehow hit the lottery. I want to look at this from her perspective. How do you guys think she feels? And so you're saying that she should never date anybody ever just because she's a grown-ass woman. And here's the thing. I do feel for all. Also think it's incredible that she survived that because that's nuts to be brain cancer as a kid. And to move around what?

I think. Grow up. I don't even know where he was going with it. I still don't know how I know. Just ignore him. Go ahead. but her as a grown woman should even have the self-awareness

to ask why does this grown man never mind I'm a sound like an asshole but it's fine no because you think why does this grown ass man find me attractive do you think they've had that conversation or is it just like who's gonna say that though that's like you ask

an ugly girl oh why does this man find me attractive like she thinks she's attractive and she should and she has low self-esteem her pussy is 23 years old and it worked like a 23 year old See now she's going too far But let's be fucking for real At least she said it

She's a woman Yeah you can say that No she is a woman I'm not saying she's not I'm talking about the optics We live in a fucking world of optics Yep No yeah and you're right

And visually How we view people is a fucking thing Yeah I'm with you Okay let's flip it The movie Jack With Robin Williams Robin Williams Classic classic movie

He has a disease where he ages fucking weekly. He's a 10-year-old and a 50-year-old's body. That's different. You guys are letting your daughter date him. That's different. How? How?

How? Well, one's a movie. Well, yeah. Well, one's a movie. Slightly different. Let's just start this. One's a movie. And one has one of the greatest comedians of all time.

Yeah, R.P. Bill Cosby is in it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I wasn't talking about Robbins. RIP. happen.

Yeah. RIPC copy. Hey, hey. He's going to sell out the guard and you watch and see. All right. So in this scenario, though, are you letting your younger daughter you date Jack in, what are they in middle school here? They're the same age. Demeris, they're the same age.

I forgot about this movie. Yeah, but they're the same age, Demaris. Yeah, but it's a difference. So are you letting, and I'm saying, I'm saying by middle school standards. date like cute whatever we'll go to the movies and like maybe kiss quickly like that type of dating middle school dating are you even letting your daughter date jack because he's the same age or because he looks like a grown ass fucking man um all right you know that it's not the same how is it not the same he is fighting so hard ma'm of course i have no it's a podcast

like he is fighting so hard but it is it is a difference though but i understand what you're saying like Why is he attracted to a woman that looks like a little girl? He's not a pet. My point is optics. My point is optics. That's all I'm getting it. It's not the same, but my point is opposite. I'm not putting it on her.

I think she, look, she deserves a live a life, how related to do all that shit. It's him. He's the fucking sicko. Yes. She's a grown woman. She has a 20-year-old person. She's an adult.

Let me add this. Let me add this. It's him. So she should date a guy that's like a little, a short guy, a little guy? No, she should date whoever the fuck she wants to date. I'm saying he's the, creep. He's a creep.

So you're basically saying that anybody who dates her as a creep. Unfortunately. Probably. No. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on.

Or she has to, she has to cougar this thing up. And it's okay for women to be predators. We know that. Yeah. She should date a fucking 17-year-old. No, she should. No, she should not. No, I didn't think you were to go there.

I didn't think he was going to do that. I didn't think he was going to do that. I thought he was, I was waiting for him to make the problem. Okay. It's 17. No, no, no. Can't do 17. She should get on her.

babysitter vibes and maybe you know, ruin a young man's life by the less thing. That movie orphaned. Remember that movie orphan? Please fucking stop. Oh my God. The orphan, no I don't. It's an orphan. It's a scary movie about the little girl, the family adopts, and she terrorizes the house, kills people. Turns out she's an adult and a child's body. Turns out she was a full-blown

adult that had some neurodegenerative disease. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I remember this movie. Similar vibes. Like, but there's other, I'm not saying she has to date someone that's like that, but this looks sick. I'm not saying she can date anyone she wants. just saying there's a high probability that he's a fucking creep. Okay. I'll accept. This has nothing to do with her. There is a probability that he is

a creep. However, I will, just to shoot him a little bit more bail, I will say that one of the things that older men or creepy men like about dating younger girls is the fact that their brain is also younger as well. Their brain is also that of a child. That is a grown woman. If you go and talk to her, she has the brain of a grown woman. She's going to have a

grown woman conversation. I've dated 23. It doesn't matter what she looks like. still easily manipulated. She's not a growner. She's 23. But I mean he's 23 ain't that old. I mean, they're both children. Like he's 26.

No, their age is 26, a 26 year old date and a 23 year old is that's actually a good, I think. Yeah. Age range. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like, this is optics. This is the only thing I'm talking about. There's a three feet difference.

She should be able to date. Fuck height difference. That's fine too. Yeah. Because there's a lot of little people. She looks like a little girl. It does look like a child. If I would have been 50 pounds when I was 23,

I'd been getting tossed around. What is wrong with this one? And I'm the one that took it too far. That's sick. No, for real though. That's what you're going for yourself? If they started in OnlyFans, that shit would go crazy.

Julie will watch. No, I would not. Yeah, all the pedals in the world would go crazy. That's what I'm saying. He found the loophole in the system. He did not find a... He did. He's a fucking pedophile. I would like to say, hey, listen,

Dan Swigart. Sean Array, let love lead the way. That was a bar. I think that rhymed. Let love guide you. You know what is it? May the wind in your sails take you to heights you've never seen? I don't know.

Like, who gives a fuck? You talk about the poem at the end of blow? Let the wind be by your back. The stars amongst your forehead. That's the exact poem that I wish upon Dan. and Shauna. Like, I mean, I get it. The optics does look a little crazy.

A lot of crazy. A lot. And I think Julian's point was maybe worded a bit off. But if this stops one little girl from getting touched, I think she's a hero. She could low-key end pedophilia. All right. If she took what that cop did, I just followed the same path. The old beaten path.

Just go after the whole crew. A 29-year-old woman has been charged after allegedly posing. Oh, this is Sean Array. Yo, can you fucking. Wait, is this the same story? What the fuck is going on? We just covered this. So a 29-year-old woman has been charged after allegedly posing as a student at a New Jersey high school.

So this 29-year-old woman fraudulently poses a high school student for several days after allegedly filing false documents. The incident was announced during the New Brunswick School Board meeting Tuesday. Of course, this is in New Brunswick. Yeah. Specifically, Ms. Schum provided a false birth certificate to the New Brunswick Board of Education with the intent to enroll as a juvenile high school student. Do we know why she, did she give a statement? Did she say anything?

She just wanted to go back to high school. The old glory days. Did she want to relive the glory days? Again, let the wind be at your back. See, they should have let Al Bundy do this at poke high. They should let Al reenlist. It's like You know

Dreams never die Yeah I know Yeah let Al Bundy Go back to high school man Polk eyes finest Did they find out

Why she was doing this? No she won't give a statement As to why But they have like pictures of her In class and shit Like she's

She's gonna get her grades up How does she Do we have the pictures Do we see how she look Because I would love to see how Yeah She looked like Shona Ray

How she How a 29 year old was able To fool Jack was her teacher In high school Like I just don't understand What the fuck is going on

But either way, I'm glad they caught her in her fucking shenanigans. That's not. Wait, that's not her. That's her right there. Please put this on the video. Oh, this is her. So still. 42.

Is she Asian? Now she's Asian. She's Asian. Okay. Well, they look young. I feel like there's like 10 movies like this, though. They're the older person goes to high school. But what was she trying to?

Isn't that 21 Jump Street? Yes. Pretty much, yeah. She probably doesn't have a high school degree and probably needed to get one, honestly. But, like, people can make. fake ones of them. Or just get a GED. Get a GED, yeah.

Yeah, GED. Do you guys think if you had to go back in high school, you would like smoke it? Like, you're like, no. I think I'd be worse off as a 29-year-old than I was as a 16-year-old in high school. Sure. Those courses would blow my mind with my brain right now.

My brain is frail. Yeah, my brain is worse off than it once was. Too much alcohol and drugs. I don't know. Well, I'm glad that they caught Miss Shin, whatever her name is. Are you glad? Yeah.

Like you feel like the streets are better off? The streets are safe now. Marble was your favorite subject in school? My favorite subject? Yeah. History. I went to the music school, so my favorite subject probably was... Music theory.

I like theory, but I didn't... It's not my favorite. What do you feel like the theory of music is? It's just... It speaks to the soul of the man. Gosh, you. Everything is music. Your heartbeat.

Pulse. You put the pulse plays is the drum of your life. I saw a drum line, too. I know what you said. Yeah. The canvas is pretty good. You know, you just fill it on the inside. side and then you're projected to the world.

Wait, we're still talking about music. Music? Okay. Ma. What was your favorite? Oh, I forgot you even out. I'm sorry. Tell us about chemistry.

Favorite subject in high school. Or the one you were best at. I'll say that. History. Which is usually the same as your favorite. English. English? Yeah.

Because you know how to speak to them, right? Not to speak to the people. Spells. You manage them. Spells. Got you. How about you? Spells.

If you're not a spell, then you know how to cast your spells into the world. Speaking a certain tongue. Got you. History was probably my favorite subject. You colonizer. Yeah. I just love to learn just about the whites and everything. I knew he couldn't wait until they started thinking about how the Irish were slaves.

The white. I felt so seen during history. I was like, man, we just finally. What a beautiful race we were. Like, look what we did for the world. Oh yeah, I'm so glad I'm not in high school right now High school would suck ass right now

The second quarter or semester, whatever the fuck you call it in high school of my senior year like the final part of history they did They had history through film And

Listen, it was We had like one of those Fresh out of college teachers She was that Yeah, you know She was all right She was doable Oh my God

You get it. You know, I felt like if I, my optics, if I looked older, it would have been okay if we had engaged in that regard. But she played like Forrest Gump and like all these movies that Lord, I watched for the first time Lord of War in that fucking class. Like she showed ill movies that just had like tiny things that had to do with history. And then we just had to fill out a sheet afterwards. And for the most part, at that point, you know, I was done with track.

I'd already got a scholarship. I may have part taken in a lot of extracurricular activities at the latter part of my senior year. I was high when I went to school a lot. It was the first. It was the first class. So all I would do before was fill out based off Wikipedia was a new thing at that time.

And I would just take the description of the movie and just fill it into the thing. And she was a college student, so she must have known what Wikipedia was, but she used to write the most amazing comments of how much detail I paid attention. She wanted to be, I wrote the best synopsis. You were like, Roger Ebert.

On Earth. It's like, she would write like in pen. So much detail here, smiley face. He was like, no, he's not autistic. No, I think I definitely wrote it. Did you guys ever have show and tell when you were in like grade school? Oh yeah, I bought an eighth to the classroom.

That's funny. I was going to ask you what you guys brought. Here's the brakes. I don't remember when I brought showing them. I don't think we ever had show and toe. we've definitely had show and tell I just don't remember what I definitely didn't have no show and tell I remember what I was just a way to try to get you to snitch on

what was going on to your house like you've researched it they'd be like yo what's going on to his household like what the fuck is that de meres what you bring nothing of importance of course show and tell yeah show and tell yeah we did what you brought I had uh we had just gotten a kitten so I brought her cat oh my god it's what you brought a cat into a school

yeah yeah yeah it's your parents know you brought the cat yes they drove me to school yeah it was in like a thing. You enjoy your cat, sweetie. So give me the presentation. What'd you say? Yeah. Yeah, we just cop this cat.

We just cop this cat. I'd have been like, boo, that cat sucks. For sure. Who's a kid? Well, I think in the 90s is irresponsible that kids could just bring in cupcakes for their birthday and all of us would eat them. We didn't get to, we didn't watch. None of you guys baked this.

Bake sale was the sickest shit ever. The bake sale? There are rules now that I like with our PC shit. Yeah. Let's stop eating everybody's baked goods in school. I'm not don't tell me you made this in your, let me see your oven. People will be having cats. Take a picture of yourself.

I was going to say cat hair. He bought one to school. Someone else show and tell was a cupcake that the cat licked. Oh, this is a cat. This is the cupcake that the cat licked. Why did they just let us bring in cupcakes for our birthday for everyone to have? That was just the way, I guess, to teach us how to sell stuff. But they weren't supposed to be like homemade cupcakes.

Like you had to buy like a store bought. So that you can see. Oh, no, that was my shit. I used to go buy the innermints. You used to put them shit in a tubbleware my mom's had in the crib. I'm like, yeah, no, I baked these joints right here. They say Fryhofer is right on the side. Inamance.

Nah, you take them out the box and you just dump them in the tubberware. Like, yo, here, innermints. Did you guys have the, what was it called? It wasn't the book set? Like, what was that week? Scholastic. Scholastic Book Fair? Oh, that was my shit.

Book Fair. That's what I was looking for. Book Fair was the shit. All the Goosebump's books. I love the book fair. The book fair was great. They should do that now for like adults. I would go buy all those books.

I read all the Hardy Boys. Holy good. Oh, yeah. Hardy Boys? Cool, man. They're making me uncomfortable. That's way. You're the Hardy Boys.

No, of course I have time. No, it's not. When I taught Chicago, of course, you fuck. Craig, that was at the book fair. I think I was more hyped than the students. Yeah, that was a time, man. They thought it was so whack. I was like, this is incredible.

Kids don't read anymore. That's why they rap the way they do now. Read. All they want to do is fent and all and fucking TikTok. You want to know how much of a lame I was as a kid? How much of a lame race. I used to smoke the box top. Oh, not the box top challenge.

You fucking loser. Are you crazy? I used to go. What cereal were you doing? No, I used to go to all my family members. Like, my grandfather was the king of Raisin Brand. He would go through a box damn near every two days. So I used to go to him and just collect all the box tops. I used to ask my family members that weren't even around to just like mail their box tops.

Look at you. See, I used to do. Remember the like the fundraisers? They would give you like the book. full of either like chocolate or like the little pizzas thing. World finest chocolate. That's the greatest chocolate in the world. That's just bad good, actually.

Biggest scam ever. That's the greatest chocolate in the world. My mother used to get them off. I knew it was a scam when I see McDonald's selling them shit. I was like, wait, no, wait a minute. Yeah. Why are he's at the fucking registered McDonald's? I mean, they was running a scam off that, uh, the peel and play shit.

What was the McDonald's? Oh, the McDonald's. Monopoly. Yeah. Yeah, once I found out that was ran by the Columbus. I was like, all right. The Columbus? It was.

No, I know. I watched it. Watch the doc. A friend of my I told you I never got anything from my box top contributions

I think about it A dude in my school He actually won He got all four The railroads The Monopoly thing But he only got it Because we went on a field trip

To D.C. And he took his board The game With board game with him He had it in his book bag And we stopped At McDonald's down in D.C. And he got

He bought like some McDonald's He peeled a thing And he had the fourth railroad I think the railroads were never in the same like state. Yeah, but what did he, what did he win? What was the prize? Whatever the four railroads, four railroads was worth.

Probably about a $2,000. What area in the Bronx are you from again? Me? Yeah. Fourdom. Is that the story he told you? What you mean? I think the Columbo's are up around that way.

Columbo. Yeah, is that what he told you? Colombo. Is that what he said? This was a black kid. He said he got the fourth railroad. No, we was there. We was all there.

And he was like, yo, I got it. Yeah, where did you get the other three? From New York. From here? Yeah, from Frankie Columbus. Frankie. Maybe. Too many white Italians were winning.

They had to let one black kid win. No, that's what they said in the dock. They had to find a black girl that was like, they'll never guess it now. A black woman in Florida? That's literally what they did. Seriously, in the dock. How the hell did we get to $18 a dozen for some eggs? Because we didn't turn in our box stops.

If everyone was vegan mall, this wouldn't be an issue. Yeah, but why are eggs this expensive? The egg cart has become the symbol of inflation. By the end of 2022, prices had shot up 60% year over putting a strain on holiday budgeting for households across the country. On Tuesday on up east side of Manhattan, one of the most expensive neighborhoods in America. That's wild. Just reading that. Prices remained steep.

At Eli's market, a gourmet grocery store, a dozen organic eggs cost between 1299 and 1799. That's nuts. I'm glad they said that. Somebody said, that's nuts. A store manager declined to. comment. He commented. Did he? That's nuts. Isn't that his comment? No, that's not the store man. Yeah, he replied. He said, these are nice eggs. Did you do that night? That's the quote. You break you by. Get out.

With a lot more expensive than usual. I see all the jokes, though. What's the risk? There are signs that things might be turning around. The USDA agricultural market service promises and end is in sight. As of January 20th, loose egg prices have declined by 52% from their high the week of December. December 18th, but in the stores that I visited, that decline was not translating into lower prices for the consumer. Just stop eating fucking eggs. No. I mean, just, I'm just going to get on me. You're eating chicken period. You guys know there's an American egg board.

It's not chicken period. That is chicken period. It's not chicken period. It is chicken period. It's chicken like eggs. It's chicken abortions. It's, yes. Chicken abortions make sense, but not chicken period.

Well, when you have your period, what do you release eggs, right? We have a baby. You can't scramble those, though. Yeah. Can't really scramble those, though. Yeah, you can. You've scrambled a woman's eggs before? No.

Wait. This is about to go somewhere else, no. No. To answer your question, no, Rory. You bought a plan B. You scrambled a chick's eggs before. See, I was. See, don't do that. Have you guys ever heard of Boulute? Sunnyside up, those are? No. Those are.

They're a little runny after Plan B. What is Ballute? So, Ballute is a Filipino dish where they take a pretty much a days from being born embryo and you like soft boil it and cook it and you actually eat the you can see it it's the fully developed baby chicken there oh nice and you throw some salt on it and it's super crunchy you bite right through the head good texture all the beak and shit oh yeah hell you're eating a fetus fuck no so that's a duck it's a fertilized duck egg I mean as opposed to what veal like baby cow

I mean just fucking go eat they steam them oh just go eat just eat chicken why do you just go just go through chicken like the fuck I mean this this seems to me like with elections biting it to that is being close this is the new conspiracy what is like the most American

number one product that's in everything when you go to the grocery store's eggs gas prices and eggs that's going to be the new fucking inflation they have this thing like like a It's called Just Eggs.

It's like a... That's not just eggs. It's called like mud. It's made or like mud beans, mun beans, Mun beans, I believe. So everything but... It's other shit in there. It's, um...

It's not bad, though. It's not bad. It's to me, it's a... You gotta add stuff to it, make it like an omelet, red pepper, green pepper. Add some stuff in it's spinach and mushrooms

and things like that. But Mung bean, that's what it is. Mung bean. What did you ask, Damaris? If he ate X. You should try that. You should try that. Just us.

Give me a Give me a prediction of Trump quotes around egg inflation. A prediction of Trump quotes. Because I think this is going to be the new election point. That's why I think they've just inflated eggs out of nowhere.

This is going to be the new thing to run on. Have you seen the egg prices? Scrambled. First, they scrambled the votes and now they have to scramble the eggs. It's a pretty good one. Yeah, I'm not mad at the. I don't know.

They scrambled the votes. They scrambled your election, people. Now you can't even scramble eggs. Yes. On another note, this is the three-year anniversary of the passing, untimely passing. I went and I told my advisors, these are Hillary's eggs. Rory. Right in the middle of the transition.

We moved away from that. I'm kidding. She can't have children anymore. Today is the three-year anniversary. Today is the three-year anniversary on the passing. of Kobe Bryant and his daughter Gianna Bryan along with John Altebelli, Kerry Alta Belli, Alyssa Altebeli, Christina Mouser, Sarah Chester, Peyton Chester, and Ara Zobion. They were all tragically killed in a helicopter accident three years ago today.

One of the bigger tragedies of my lifetime that I can recall. So continue prayers and condolences to the families of all of the victims. specifically, you know, Kobe and Gianna Bryan, who we knew in some form of fashion. Obviously, Kobe Bryant being the legend that he is and was. So continue prayers to the families and condolences. And rest of peace, Kobe, Gianna, John Altebelli, Carrie Altebelli, Alyssa Altebeli, Christina Mouser, Sarah Chester, Peyton Chester, and Ara Zobion. All right, Rory.

So that's it for the week, man. Yeah. Any plans for the weekend? No, just trying to figure out how to. edit out most of the things that are going to get us canceled here. Yeah. You have your hands full. All right.

Got a good weekend ahead of you, buddy. Bays, anything? Bays is not talking to you. Oh, now you're quiet. Now you're quiet. She has an attitude. You're locked in the room. I should call Peter.

That was the ASPCA. I don't think that's what Peter handles. ASPCA? I'm not trying to eat Bays. She's trying to eat you. So we'll be back next week. Have you have a safe weekend. Enjoy yourselves.

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